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July 18, 2025 36 mins

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In this week’s tour of the world’s Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons Who Are All 100% Innocent: 

  1. Australia finally gets a world-class crook, f*ckwit & moron all its own - Mark Latham, take a huge bow! (but on yourself, thanks)
  2. The Epstein Files just keep on giving if only they existed which they DO NOT!
  3. Grandpa Trump thinks he won the FIFA Club World Cup
  4. Plus, the Aussie Cricket Team runs wild in Jamaica as Jackie Mason fails again. Could Pam Blondi be the answer at the top of the order? Our exclusive interview with newly ex-West Indies coach The Honk!

And so much more, including!:

  • Noel & Liam Gallagher fall out again over who f*cked up Hadrian's Wall!
  • Windsor Castle's Poopy Potty Schedule for Grandpa Trumpy Visit!
  • US VP BJ Vance - chock full of fantasy eggs thanks to The Assmasster 9000!*
  • Inner West Karen - offended on behalf of African people who are not themselves offended
  • and The Red Hot Chili Peppers' 'Give It Away' as you never heard it! (in tune)


In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee (Joel Garner unable to fit in studio)

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Produced, mixed, compiled and edited by Junior

Additional editing by Barack Obama, Joseph R Biden, James Comey, Zohran Mamdani, The Commies, The Gays, Jews... uh... guys, who else we got? 

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