In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- Hulk Hogan is dead. But don’t count him out just yet!
- Jeffrey Epstein is dead. But like The Hulkster he’s coming back! And Trump's going down like The Iron Sheik, Andre the Giant & Macho Man Randy Savage!
- Sydney Sweeney comes off the top rope in her great jeans! But so does Inner West Karen - and no-one's ever kicked out of her Being Offended!
And so much more total f*cking lunacy!:
- Gaza - Both sides complete a**sholes (and that's just the online comments)!
- Gwyneth Paltrow - Even she may not be able to spin Trump's PR disaster!
- Trumpy's Scotland Tour offers all the hits - along with Oasis covers, his tribute to Sean Connery and an incredible bagpipe solo from new caddy McOddjob!
- London's Bishop of Fulham - Also loves to blow a big thick bagpipe, especially to ABBA's 'Dancing Queen'!
- Henry's moving history of Hutt River Province - from the reign of Prince Leonard (1970-2017) to the reign of Prince Graeme (couple weeks after that)!
- Triple J Hottest Aussie 100 Scandal - Dope Lemon, Bear McCreary and The Honk's 'Highlights from Sondheim's 'Assassins'' all miss out!
- Werner Von Braun a Nazi C*nt - But in American Eagle jeans his butt is fire!
In the podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk & Henry Lee (Ratcat were apologies with Wests Tigers Virus. British & Irish Lions busy pulling off a miraculous AFL comeback vs Melbourne (at least that’s what Tom Lehrer said))
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'Telstra On Hold music' courtesy of Israeli Army Hamas Torture Unit
SPECIAL HULK HOGAN TRIBUTE EPISODE with special guest out during this week!
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