Instant Experts Ep 34 - Trump's War on Tylenol: “IT’S THE REASON I’M STUPID!”

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In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

    1.    Trump links Tylenol to autism - Doctors link RFK Jr to aneurism

    2.    Trump assures all United Nations: “ICE has a jailcell for every Wetback here!”

    3.    Border Czar Tom Homan rounds up $50,000 and detains it in his pocket

    4.    And, Henry enjoys The Middle Age Payrise for one glorious minute

Plus so much more of the worst week ever 'til whatever the f*ck next week is: 

• Trump finally reads the brief on Ukraine - “Wait, they’re the good guys?”
• Medicaid Chief Dr Oz gets lucky as Medicaid funds his Leucovorin business - “It’s just good policy, ok?”
• UN escalator won't go up for Melania, won't go down for Donald - Neatly captures their marriage
• Ex-FBI boss James Comey charged by Trump stooge Lindsay Halligan in her first ever criminal case - "Hey, I am just a pretty face!”
• Trump: 'Taliban ceding Bagram Airbase' - Misreads offer to 'blow him up first'
• Hamas celebrates Aussie support for Palestine state by executing first three Palestine citizens 
• Cambodia peace offer to Armenia - “We don't even want Aberbaijan!”
• Optus CEO was gonna be fired but call wouldn't connect - Board: "Even 000 couldn't help and we were on with them for hours!"
• Qatar airstrike finally turns Gulf States off recognising Israel - Bibi Netanyahu: "Just say it - it's cause I'm Jewish"
• More Honk tips for mega sports weekend - "If Rory McIlroy's not in Brisbane Bongos' starting lineup, that Bledisloe bloke needs to go to Specsavers!"  

In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee* (Jimmy Kimmel called back to higher things).

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*Henry Lee - Please contact Oxford University Finance Department. Your son's first three years' study, college, meals, 'not being English' fees are all overdue and accruing 100% daily compound interest at worst AUD to GBP exchange rate we think of without losing bowel control when we email. Thankyou.

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