Instant Experts Ep 35 - Hegseth to U.S. Military - "NO MORE FAT COMMANDERS. EXCEPT PRESIDENT TRUMP!”
In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:
- DefSec Hegseth cracks down!
- A Gubernatorial candidate steps down!
- Hamas might back down!
- As The Honk preps for WWE's Perth smackdown!
Also in this week's Ep of Australia’s 47th favourite comedy podcast:
- Cheating drunk Pete Hegseth gives professionalism lecture to 800 officers who outrank him
- Hegseth's draftdodging paedo boss stunned same 800 officers don't like him
- Jiz Lee, Jizz Fashion fight for the heart, pants and cheese of Wisconsin!
- Our inaugural “C**t of the Week” is hotly contested. Will it be the C**t or the F***ing C**t who wins it? Only Sh*t C**ts need apply!
- NRL Grand Final pits Melbourne v Brisbane in Sydney. Darwin a no show as usual
- And in our WWE Crown Jewel Perth exclusiv [sorry word limit exceeded]
In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee (Bill Barrien delayed by urgent meeting in train station bathroom)
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