Instant Experts Ep 36 - Trump Sends Troops into Chicago: "ONLY SHOOT DEMOCRATS, OK?"

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In this week's tour of the world's Crooks, F*ckwits and Morons:

1. WTF?! Trump says Middle East at peace but the Midwest a Warzone!
2. Pam Bondi treats the Constitution like Kristi Noem treats dogs - with a bullet in the brain!
3. US Government shutdown continues! - Except for steroid-addled Masked Childcatchers keeping the streets safe from priests, fry cooks and gardeners
4. And in sport, Brisbane Broncos beat the cast of Rent in a thriller! - Wests Tigers sacks Rent director immediately

And so much more of the week critics call "worse than Life Of A Showgirl!":

• House Speaker Mike “Throbbin’” Johnson throbs through another week without release - of The Epstein Files.
• Every single Kent resident tunes to Instant Experts - Thanks K*nts for listening!
• So does Darren in Melbourne from the hot tub - "Melissa don’t know what she’s missing!"
• Henry defends his missionary zeal for AOC - “I only watch her for the articles!”
• Trump hits back at dementia claims - “Rainbow! Diapers! I Am The Greatest!”
• Trump spiritual advisor shocked by jail time for abusing underage girls: “I thought it was official White House policy!”
• US-China soybean trade up 100% in September - From zero to nil with f*ck-all somewhere in the middle 
• William 'The Refrigerator' Perry: Footballer or Wrestler? - "At least I ain't no cracka-ass ICE Nazi muthaf**ka!"
• Honk reviews Taylor Swift’s new album - “It’s no Instant Experts that’s for sure”
• Honk also reviews Guns’n’Roses back catalogue - “All their great songs suck. Everyone’s wrong but me!” [Ed.: what we have here is failure to communicate]
• Plus it's Donald Trump v Donald Trump for 'C*nt Of The Week!' - Exactly how big a c*nt can one c*nt be?

In the comedy podcast with all the latest news, explained by idiots - The Honk and Henry Lee (Kash Patel trapped in giant douche canoe).

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Additional editing by guy from White House who crossed out all Pam's answers to Senate Judiciary Committee and replaced with "Eat my sh*tstained ***hole!"

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