February 16, 2025 • 60 mins
Ever tried juggling three phones while navigating a chaotic morning at work? Karina has, and her hilarious tales of unexpected work perks might just make your own job seem a little less mundane. Meanwhile, Melanie shares her laid-back approach to a typical day without breaking a sweat. Switching gears, let's talk about music. Ever felt the thrill of discovering a new song that instantly becomes your favorite? We dive into our eclectic playlists, celebrating the magic of shuffle that blends R&B, gospel, and house music. Discover the connections music creates and join us as we explore the beats that keep us moving. And then there's our unconventional approach to TV. We sidestep the social media-hit shows like "Stranger Things," instead reveling in the charm of "Critter Fixers." Join us for a lively chat that promises to keep you entertained from start to finish.
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
hey guys, it's jika karina and melanie welcome back.
Hey, yo, it's us how you doingokay, that's enough.
I'm not like damn.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Y'all don't even get the full introduction.
She said fuck y'all.
Today.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
It's just been a long day.
It's been such a long day atwork today.
It was one of our slowest days.
It was just so slow.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
And then you were by yourself today too.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
No, I worked with my coworker today.
Oh, you did.
Yeah, it was my cowork-workerand I, but she just came in
later, yeah, so I started themorning off of myself, which was
it was kind of busy in themorning, like I was like three
phones going off at the sametime and I was handling all the
three phones.
But all three phones I washandling them.
(01:01):
She was like like Like a pro.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
She said hello, may I put you on hold real quick?
No, no, just straight up.
Yeah, I got you.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Well, the thing is, I answered Well, the thing is
like they did call one at a time.
So once somebody asked,somebody called and I'm like yep
, yep, yep, you know how can Ihelp you.
And they'll tell me and I'mokay, give me a moment, you know
, and as I'm putting them onhold, the other phone will call.
Oh.
(01:29):
So then I'm like, okay, youknow how can I help you.
And they're like, oh, I need.
And I was like okay, what's,what's your?
And they give it to me and I'mokay, please hold.
And then I'm okay, I'm goingback to the first one and like
look them up.
And then the third phone rangand I'm like, yes, I have three
phones on hold at differenttimes, but it's cool though,
because it's like.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
She multitasking.
Yeah, she said I handle thisshit.
Mm-hmm, oh yeah, that's what'sup.
Yeah, it was nice, they shouldgive you a prize breakfast.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
We do get a bunch of free stuff at work, which is
pretty cool.
Actually.
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I miss that low-key the foods.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah, they do competitions on Fridays
sometimes and we'll win freelunch, which is badass, because
sometimes we do get to get steak.
Ooh she said Tix's Roadhouse,Okay don't play with me, Play
with your own bitch.
But what about your day?
(02:30):
How was your day?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
My day was super easy .
I just straight up wrapped upolive oil bottles Straight up
popping bottles Hell yeah,popping and squatting all day.
Aw dude, I was literallywatching the Kardashians all day
.
It was pretty nice.
And then my manager.
(02:52):
He was so cool because Raydon't get out till six, so I was
just like, all right, I'm offto wait 30 minutes for him.
So I'm like, let me ask mymanager if I can just stay.
And I'm like, if I continue towork, can I stay?
They're like I don't give afuck.
I'm like, let me ask my managerif I can just stay.
And I'm like, if I continue towork, can I stay?
They're like I don't give afuck.
I'm like say less.
I'm like give me that overtimemoney.
Yeah, for reals, but I showedup late today so it kind of just
(03:13):
contradicted what they said.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Okay me.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I showed up like 15 minutes late and I stayed an
extra 30 minutes.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Nice, yeah, that'd be me sometimes, I'd be, like damn
, we're leaving fucking 8o'clock, showing up a whole hour
late and shit, yeah, that wouldbe on Saturday, when I stayed
up till 6 o'clock in the morning, me I showed up to work 2 hours
late.
She was like, oops, shows upwith?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
sunglasses.
Don't talk to me, guys yeahthat was not the time, yeah oops
.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, at least I still showed up for real and I
got shit done.
So, whatever I can, kiss mymexican ass oh yeah, that's a
chill that day yeah, and then wehad a party at your house and
my lady got chocolate oasis.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I got fucked up.
Hell yeah, it was pretty nice,it was pretty nice.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
I do like your new place.
It was pretty legit, thank youit's cute.
I love it.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Did you like my sister's dog?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah, I was so cute, I was going to put him in my
pocket.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Dude, everybody kept on saying that they're like.
Would you know, do you thinkyour sister would notice if I
took him?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I'm like yes, yes, she would.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I'm pretty sure she would remember she came in here
with a dog.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Right, it's like you're trying to steal
somebody's dog.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yeah, for real.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I mean not dog, somebody's child, Like, yeah,
you don't think they're going tonotice if they didn't walk.
Like you don't think they'regonna notice that they didn't
walk, like they're not walkingout with that hoe.
Not me calling the kid a hoe,but you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
That part not me comparing it to my phone.
I'm like you don't know howmany times I've walked out of
the house without my phone.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I'm like, oh my kid, I mean my phone oh yeah, okay,
another one the phoneconversation, a fun conversation
now that you are in arelationship.
Do you ever leave the housewithout your phone because he's
already there?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
yeah, I sometimes don't be caring or the fact that
I know that, like, if my momwants to reach me, she has his
phone number too, pepper shit.
Yeah, so I'm like if anything,if anybody seriously wanted to
reach me, they'd be like, okay,she has to be with this man, so
we'll call him, and one of ushave our phone at all times.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
It is usually me, though.
Just because I need it forTikTok.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Oh no, I like, whenever I'm with him, I
literally forget for TikTok.
Oh no, I like, whenever I'mwith him, I literally forget my
phone, like he has it.
I'll be like three starts laterand I'll be like, oh shit, my
phone.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Oh yeah, that part.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
And he'll be like I have it and I'll be like oh hey,
good, cool.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
That part.
Yeah Well, mainly because heuses mine all the time, because
I have an iPhone, it's a littleflex, because he has an Android.
Suck it Green bubble.
Whack.
Hopefully he'll upgrade, we'llsee.
Christmas is coming.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Right, we'll see.
We'll see how good he's onSanta's list.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I know he might be treated nice Upgraded no.
Like he might be treated niceUpgraded no, but like he'll be
using mine all the time just tolike be watching his South Park.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Oh my God, I hate him .
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yeah, and he's like a tablet kid sometimes when he
eats.
So he's like, hey, you want towatch something?
And he like pulls out my phone.
I'm like, bro, I've beenlooking for that for 20 minutes.
He was like, oh yeah, I took itto the bathroom because I was
watching South Park.
I'm like, bro, I'm like, giveme my shit.
And then you don't even bethinking that and not me,
(06:54):
neither Like.
I'm just not like I needed tolike text someone.
I'm just like bro.
I want to get on TikTok.
I'm like low key, I'm a tabletkid too.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yeah, and I'm like that too.
I just and, yeah, like, it'sjust, what do I need it for?
Like the person that I'm goingto contact if anything happens
I'm already with.
Yeah, Like.
And if my sister needs me andmy kids need me, like they all
have his number, Like.
(07:23):
So it's like I feel it on thatand this.
I let my phone die on purpose.
Oh, she's like contacted.
Yeah, like I even stopped, Idon't even want, I don't even
wear my apple watch.
So it's like I get nonotifications, like nothing
you're carefree yeah, that'snice.
Yeah, I love it.
Like I have been enjoying a lotof quietness lately, like I
(07:47):
haven't been using the radio onmy way home from work or on my
way to work, like I write inpeace.
I even at um what you mightcall it at um, I work, even at
work.
Today I told my co-worker I waslike I'm not playing any music,
(08:10):
like I just want to sit inquiet.
And at the end I was like, atthe end of our shift I was just
like hopefully you didn't gettoo bored.
I was like but I really enjoyedlike working in in just
quietness, like it was nice.
I'm like so hopefully youdidn't like I don't know guy too
bored.
She was like no, she was likeit was nice, it's always loud.
(08:30):
Like it's always it's alwayssomething going on here yeah,
there was a phone going off orthe customers talking or talking
, but the music is going behindus 24 7, no matter what we got
going on.
So like it just felt nice that,like it felt nice that my brain
was quiet, I enjoyed it yes.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
I enjoyed it.
Yeah, that's good.
Yeah, it's good to have likequiet time.
It is.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Like it was weird.
Even though it was quiet and itwas slow, I actually didn't
feel tired.
Mm-hmm.
Normally when it's's likenormally, when it's exactly like
this, but with music, like I'mso tired, it's so weird.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
It's because, like, sometimes you're not feeling the
music or it's not a vibe, orlike you like it and like you're
like, all right, like I'll fuckwith it, but like I don't want
to listen to this right now.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yeah, like sometimes it's like it's the same shit
every fucking day, just in adifferent order.
No matter what you play AppleMusic, podcast, pandora, spotify
like everybody plays the sametype of shit and it's just like
shut up, I've been trying to getmy manager to listen to some
(09:42):
podcasts and she's like no Shoutout to your manager yeah, she
be kidding me With her fuckingcountry.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
She don't play country All day, every day, and
I'm like, oh my god, dude,that's how it used to be when I
used to work at Sonic Back whenmy Young teen Years.
I could not do it In themornings, like as soon as I
walked in they start withcountry and I'm like I'm gonna
go to the kitchen.
I know they got Mexican musicback there.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
This bitch, that's her.
I can't, that is her.
I'm like girl.
Girl, it's seven in the morning.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Yes, I'm like chill Because sometimes it's like too
emotional, Like To me.
I pay attention way too much tothe words in country.
And then I'm like damn Loki Bro, why would you listen to this
this early?
But no, not country.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah, yeah, I don't mind it.
I just can't do anything fortoo long.
There's any genre.
I can't do classic music fortoo long.
I can't do classic music fortoo long.
I can't do mexican music fortoo long, and that includes all
types of mexican music, likereggaeton, um, like norteña,
(10:56):
salsa, like any.
Any type of music any type ofgenre I can only listen to for
so long.
I can listen to everything,just Just switch it up.
Yeah, I usually play shuffle onmy playlist and it plays
everything like R&B, gospel,spanish, like I'm talking about
Jose, jose, jenny Rivera, littleWayne, chameleon everybody.
(11:25):
Yeah, john Legend, sam Smith,rihanna yeah, I love it.
Hell yeah, my favorite one,though it is R&B Ooh, I love me
R&B.
Some Irvand, some Monica.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Dude, I started getting into house music.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I love house music.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
I getting into house music I love house music.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
I got into house music because of jonathan yeah,
it's definitely alive.
I'd be playing it at work.
Yeah, I'd be like sometimesI'll just bullshit.
I'll play some house music.
Yeah, I'll play dj grumble.
I like dj grumble.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yeah, he put me on oh , yeah, yeah, and then lately
I've been putting my co-workerson onto flake.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
They're that.
They're a good group too.
I like flake.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Like yeah, p-h-l-a-k-e flake I'm like,
because I don't know them.
I'm gonna check them out.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Yeah, it's pretty.
Their, their voice is prettyit's it's pretty smooth and it's
pretty relaxing it's.
I don't want to say thatthey're like a love group, but
it's a very nice calming groupand they sing.
They're singers and I lovetheir vibe.
I just love them for sure.
Listen now.
One of my favorite songs isAliens Need Love Too.
(12:41):
It's one of my favorite songs.
Aliens Need Love Too.
It's one of my favorite songs.
Aliens Need Love Too.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
I'm going to remember that one actually Check it out.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Let me know what y'all think.
Hell yeah, it's a good one.
But what about you?
What's your favorite genre?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Ooh, so I listen to more, like I'm telling you,
house music or jazz.
It's corridos tumbados.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I like the sad.
So what's like the Like?
Ivan Ivan Conejo.
Okay, what's his name?
I'm blanking dude, I'm so badwith names, me.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
You listed them like one after the other.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
I was like fuck bro, I know I'm next.
I was like shit, I should havegotten my Spotify.
Because I'm like fuck, becauseI knew you were gonna ask me.
I'm like fuck, I'm alreadysweating.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I knew one uh, melanie, no for real.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I'm like uh, we're having to go, no difficulties,
give me a minute to look them up, I'm actually I'm actually
surprised that I, that I namedso many.
Dude, you listed a lot.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
I'm so bad with names .
They just came out like oh dude, Like that I was like bitch,
I'm next.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Hold on, I'm not ready.
I'm like fuck, I need to openup my Spotify.
I ain't got no.
Wi-fi in here.
I ain't got no.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Wi-Fi in here.
Another one that I really likethough is uh after that damn
mental attack?
Speaker 2 (14:20):
for real, like I'm over here crying.
She's really fatting herself.
No, for real.
I'm like it's coming, myanxiety's up the roof and it's
just two people.
I'm like, bro, all y'all goingto be listening, y'all going to
feel the anxiety in my voice.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
You're like, ah shit, oh, you're just laughing no,
because that's really how it be,though, Like next time.
You know, you can't fuckingbreathe For real You're tripping
the fuck out.
And and the next time you knowyou can't fucking breathe For
real, you're tripping the fuckout and it's like bitch.
I just asked how was your dayFor real?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I'm like you over here, giving me fact after fact,
artist after artist.
I'm like shit, I'm fucked, mine, I'm so dead.
It's that anxiety it be likethat dude.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
How do you handle that?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
I'll just like blink for a second and then I'll go
professional mode and I'll juststart saying gibberish and it'll
usually get me out of shit.
I don't know, oh, but you knowwho I started recently getting
into a lot was Carol G, which iscrazy because, like she's been
out there, she's pretty popular.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yeah, I got into that .
I didn't do that.
I got into her because I wastaken by my sister-in-law to one
of her concerts for my birthdayand like I didn't know anything
about whoa, so I thought that Ididn't know anything about the
artist.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
That part.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Yeah.
But then I started hearing hermusic and I was like, oh, that's
her music.
Yeah, I'm like, oh shit, I likeall these songs.
So I actually ended up having agreat time at the concert.
I loved it Like I song.
So I actually ended up having agreat time at the concert.
I loved it, like I'm glad I gotto see her.
It was a beautiful time.
I love my sister-in-law, so itwas a whole vibe.
It was a whole vibe.
I loved it.
I loved it, for sure.
And, um, I like her.
(16:20):
Um, yeah, I like her.
Oh yeah, she's pretty.
I started recently getting intoum, young miko and it's
probably because I have a littlecrush on her.
Yes, I don't know what.
I don't know what she is, Idon't know where she's from I
don't know nothing about her,but she is so pretty.
(16:42):
What's her name?
A young miko like young mikoyeah, m-i-k-o joven.
Miko Miko.
Yeah, I don't know where she'sfrom, but I heard her from a
song that she was featured onand I was just like, okay, who's
that?
I just liked the way she camein.
I was fucking with her and Istarted like Alberto.
(17:03):
He also showed me some songsabout her, oh, so they were.
Yeah, alberto showed me somesongs about her and I um, I
ended up just really liking her.
So so far, I'm fucking with her, oh yeah.
On top of the fact that I have alittle crush on her.
Fuck you.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
No, I'm good.
No, mine is usually like I'mstuck in the 80s, like I'll
listen to like 80s rock Queen,I'm stuck over there.
Or I want to say like emo stage, yeah, Like falling in reverse.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
I can still do all of those.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Yeah, I'm usually always listening to the same
stuff over and over.
I slowly started expanding myhorizon.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Like Steven Rodriguez , I really like his music.
This is like soft indie, I wantto say.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
And if that's?
Speaker 2 (17:53):
incorrect.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
I don't know who that is.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
He's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Like he.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
It's like a mix of house music also.
Okay, I fuck with him.
I definitely recommend him,stephen, stephen.
Rodriguez, stephen Rodriguez,okay.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
I'm going to have Steven Steven Rodriguez, steven
Rodriguez Okay, I'm going tohave to look him up.
Then you look up DJ Grumble, djGrumble, dj Grumble.
Oh, because he's also housemusic.
Yeah, yeah, he's pretty legit.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
He's all right.
He's a little track, that'sright.
No, he's really good, I likehim.
There's.
He's really good, I like him.
There's like they're like thefirst two songs or three songs
that they recommend immediatelyof him are like one of my
favorite ones for sure.
Well, I don't know if this, Idon't know if they those are the
ones that they recommend foreverybody or those are the ones
that just recommend for me,because those are the ones I
play, them all so I can sharethose with you.
(18:45):
But dj gumber in general, Ifuck.
Well it yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
I love when people share me music.
I'm not going to lie, I likereally expanding it.
And then I'll like slowly startlike, okay, I like this song,
let me listen to like a few more.
Oh, what kind of artists arethey similar to?
And then I'll get in throughthere.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Okay, cool.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
So then, for all of our listeners, y'all go listen
to Steven Rodriguez, oh yeah,and DJ Grumble, dj Grumble, and
we're going to see who's better.
Nosh, right, and let's just see.
If we fuck with them Like,we'll get back, we'll give us
each other an update.
We're giving them shout outsyeah yeah, we'll give us an
(19:27):
update whether we really fuckwith their music or not, because
, I mean, I do have a very opentype when it comes to music,
because I don't really listen tothe lyrics first.
I'm more of a.
It's the beat good.
It's the rhythm there, it's thebass there, I love bass.
So like I love me a bass, Ilove me a band, I love me I
(19:50):
violin and art a xylophone, aflute like I'm a big fan of the
cello yeah, the cello go hard.
I like me a bit on sale I alwaystear up though every time I
hear it like that tiktok thedude, that be with the fucking
piano.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
And he has people, he's coming with them yeah
playing instruments I'm like sobeautiful why, don't you do that
around me?
Yeah, I need to go out morewhere they do.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Yeah yeah, I told y'all that I'm like I want to go
to see like an orchestra play.
Oh that'd be cute, I would liketo see the all of those, the
violin, the, the, the want tosee.
What is that called, bro?
Speaker 2 (20:31):
fuck him, let's go.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Okay for real.
I'm like we'll plan a date outof that.
What is that?
The long instrument that youlike touch.
The xylophone.
Is that what it is?
I love the way that sounds.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Dude, I used to play that in sixth, fifth grade.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Yeah, I was in that little telephone club and they
had like the little tubies.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
She said I mean, he said the disrespect.
Oh yeah, oh well.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
I was in it for one year.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I like the one with the tubes.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
I love the drums.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
I love the drums.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Because I love the bass.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Ooh, that's why I also like Like metal music
Because of the electric guitar.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
The guitars yeah, I love guitars.
I like guitar solos.
Yeah, there's a few of them.
We go hard sometimes.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Like Metallica for me is a good one.
Oh, did you?
Speaker 1 (21:37):
watch Stranger Things , yeah, no.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Okay, well, I'm just going to tell you my they have
like a scene with Metallica.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
I don't plan on ever watching it.
So, you can tell me about it?
They have a guitar scene, oh sogood.
No, it's just like pull it upon youtube right now, bro, you
can watch it.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Pull up the episode I think it's like season four,
like close to the finales, it'slike it's a heartwarming scene,
that like, if you don't knownone of the characters, it's
just, it's sad.
You'll feel it, but it's, it'snot it won't.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
It's not gonna hit like it's not gonna hit the same
yeah, because you see thatcharacter development and see
the thing about like StrangerThings and like it's a euphoria
or whatever Euphoria Like, ifeverybody is going off about it,
I'm not going to watch it.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
It takes a minute.
I'm not going to lie.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
I waited till season three to actually watch it oh,
like, no, I don't watch it, likeI've never watched stranger
things, I don't know anythingabout him.
The same thing with supportlike it's a lot of shows, like
if everybody's talking about itonline, I'm not gonna watch it
no, that's what I'm saying metoo.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Like I'll go like uh, for me the biggest one that was
pushed on was game of thrones.
So I like I was like no dude,like I don't want to watch it,
and then like later on I'llwatch something else similar to,
but I still won't watch it,just because I'm like it was too
pushed on, like it was too muchof a hype yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
I guess that's how I feel about Stranger Things in in
uh Euphoria, is that what youcall?
And um, and I'm like that toowith certain movies.
I just wait for them to comeout.
I was like I'm not going to gopay for it because y'all are
doing too much right now andit's just like it kind of sucks,
because social media reallyruins a lot of things.
If it was a show or a moviethat you really wanted to watch
(23:24):
and you're waiting for it towatch because financially you
can't afford it or becauseyou're waiting to go on a date
or whatever might be the excuse,but you're just waiting to go
see it and you go to facebook nomas para ver que esta pasando,
and they tell you how it ends.
Oh yeah, that part.
It's like oh my god, youfucking whores.
That's why I refuse to watchshows that are trending, because
(23:46):
, honestly, I watch it all onsocial media.
Everybody shares pictures andmemes and videos and posts and
it's just like I honestly watchit when I ain't even watching it
.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Yeah, yeah it be like that yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
So it's just like I don't yeah, so I just I watch
shows that nobody really watchesactually.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Like what?
Give me an example.
Okay, put me on.
We're gonna hype up some ofthese shows.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Everybody's gonna be talking about them okay, but the
last one that I just finishedwatching that I was like that I
like was watching all thefucking time is on Disney Plus,
called Critter Fixers.
Critter Fixers yes and it'sabout these two black
veterinarians and I love thefact that, because they are
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black and they say it all thetime throughout the show that in
their field the percentage ofblack veterinarians is so low,
the percentage of blackveterinarians is so low, so they
try to be out there and theytry to bring young black, young
doctors in so their field can bebigger and be like hey, there's
(25:00):
people in this field that looksjust like you, you can do it
Like they're paving the way forall these young kids, and I love
that.
It's caricatures.
No, it's legit.
Oh, it's like legit real life,okay we show yeah yeah, like
they're actually veterinariansand they actually do the stuff
like in front of you, like yousee, birth give birth, give cows
(25:25):
, cows, give birth to thatfucking mask.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
I love it all it was a glitch.
We're glitching over hereanyways.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
You literally watch like bulls get their balls cut
off.
You'll see c-sections, kneerepairs.
You're gonna see dogs gettingtaking shit out of their
stomachs because they're chokinglike you're gonna see death.
You're gonna see it's crazy,you're gonna see it's on disney
(26:01):
plus, it's on disney plus andit's, it's.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
It's a veterinarian show and, yeah, it's like
educational.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
It's an educational show and I love because it's
like they'll say certain thingsand I'm like what the fuck does
that even mean?
And then they're like and theynext thing cuts and it's them
telling you what the fuck thatmeans and it's like you're legit
learning ooh, okay, I bet yeahbut if you can't stand, like
literally guts out, not for you,it's not for you yeah, you,
(26:27):
it's not for you?
yeah, because there's gonna beblood, it's gonna be guts, it's
gonna be poop, there's gonna bec-sections, there's gonna be
organs, like.
So if you don't have a strongstomach, then I guess I guess
it's not for you.
Yeah, but I love it, I loved it.
I loved it.
I watched, I binge watched thatall the seasons like how many
seasons is there?
(26:48):
at five four, damn.
I'm actually very sad becauseit's a new show, so, like the
little season that I justwatched is the show, so I gotta
wait till next year oh yeah, soI'm actually very upset, but I'm
actually thinking aboutre-watching it.
That's how much I liked it.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
That's what's up, yeah see, I was imagining like,
as you were explaining it, it'slike some wildcrat stuff so like
how they have like the actualversion, but like no,
everything's real life, yeah,yeah, like pigs, cows, like, let
me like.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
It just blew my mind because you legit are gonna
watch surgeries on a eel, on asnake on a fish.
Bitch on a fish.
On a fish Bitch on a fish.
How the fuck did you do surgeryon a fish?
Oh, bitch Like.
That's what got me into thatshow.
I love stuff like that.
(27:41):
Yeah, that's the type of showsthat I like.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Dude, I'm a big marine life Like I love it.
I don't know what it's called,but like I'm a supporter for it,
yeah, Like, like I love it.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
I don't know what it's called but like I'm a
supporter for it, yeah, like Ilove sharks, yeah, I, yeah I
love fishes.
Like I like all types of fish.
I think jellyfishes and octopusare um very interesting.
I love an octopus dude.
Octopuses are highlyintelligent.
Like I think they're prettyfucking dope.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
And.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
I think that's why I'm in love with like not in
love with Ursula, but I justlove Ursula, like I just love
the fact that she is a purplefucking octopus, like I just
love it.
I can't wait to get hertattooed.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
You're going to get her tattooed.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Where On my leg On?
My right leg, I'm gonna gethades ursula maleficent oh,
that's what's up.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Yeah, that's cute.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
I'm so fucking excited and you know what's so
crazy.
Like one time somebody asked melike why are you like, why are
you such a villainous person?
And I was.
And they're like villains areborn to be mean.
And I was like nobody is bornevil.
Evil is created.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
I like Maleficent's story yes, I don't know Hades.
I'm not going to lie, I didn'tpay attention, not even in
Hercules, but there was, was, Idon't know, either in church
school or in like actual school,where they talk about like the
goddess yeah, and some of themwere interesting, but like I was
only paying attention to likethe aquaman no, yeah, because
(29:23):
that's like mainly what graspedmy attention and see that I
don't know much about theAquaman.
So like what is Hades' storythen?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Um well, you know, he is one of the goddesses, like
the thing about it is just like.
like the way that I see it is heis the way, I guess, the way
that I took it, and I don't knowif it's right or wrong, but the
(29:52):
way that I see it yeah, when Iwhen I, I guess, learned about
him is that he was as powerfulas them in so many levels, like
like the other goddesses in his,in his época, but just because
(30:13):
he was more angry than them, hewas automatically like just back
, yeah, and he was like I'm justgoing to give them what they,
what they're asking.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Yeah, I'm just going to be who they think I am.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Yeah, like, and I think that's what I really like
him, because that's like how Iam.
Yeah, like, and I think that'swhat I really like him, because
that's like how I am, mm, like,that's how I was.
Let me rephrase that yeah.
That's not how I am, that's howI was, and I just like love,
how and like, and it's literallyin a touch like he has, like
(30:52):
your soul.
It's like you sell your soul tohim and he'll give you what you
want, and if you fail, thenyour soul is his.
And your soul will forever behis.
Yeah, and like it's crazy, Likeit's I don't know, that's
what's up.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
I'm like because I'm over here just picturing the one
from Hercules, like the cartoonone, yeah, so I'm like that's
what's up, because I like theHercules movie, I love the
soundtrack, I love Hercules.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
So I'm like his story .
He was just very mean, but in aplayful way, yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
So, I'm like that's not really they, just hercules
is a.
Hercules is a very powerfulperson and I feel like if he
would have realistically given achance, he could have done some
really good, but that's what hehad to do to survive yeah, he
was definitely created to be acreature of that, that
(31:52):
environment, and it's like, inreality, they needed a bad guy
for the in quote good gods to beable to come and save the
people, because if everybody'sgood, then who are they saving
the world from?
Then they're just regularpeople with Extra powers, extra
strength, yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, that kind of makes sense, like
you need to have a villain tohave a superhero.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Like his powers could have been done for good.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
I mean, they're just for the plot, kind of yeah,
pretty much.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
And I feel like everybody has a villain in their
story and in that time lifehades, was it?
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (32:37):
I like paying attention to disney movies.
Now, this is crazy, I think,how they actually tell the real
story.
Old disney was better.
Not gonna lie, yeah, oldcartoons were better yeah I'm
saying how it is for sure.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
I like the way they looked like.
I like to go back and look atold cartoons and I like the way
that old mickey mouse used tolook.
Yes, yeah, there is this showin um on netflix, not netflix
disney plus no, that is right.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Yeah, yeah, my bad no , but on disney plus there's
like the show of like they'reshorts, of like mickey mouse.
It's so fucking funny, it's foradhd people, so if you're high
as fuck, that thing is fuckinghilarious.
Like um, there's like one scenewhere, like she has like a mini
(33:28):
mouse, she has like perfume andlike she's attracting like
everything, like the buildings,the fucking cars, like everybody
.
And she's like all she's tryingto do is like go on this fucking
date.
And so she like shows up likerubbing herself with garbage, so
like everybody leaves her alone.
And so she shows up to the dateall dressed up in fucking
(33:49):
garbage and he's like hard eyesstaring at her.
I'm like you guys are gay.
It's so cute.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
I like, I like stuff like that, so like it's
wholesome.
Yeah, Like, look at this.
They're like for real.
Y'all are so gay.
I love it.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Yes, it's so cute, yeah, and they're like they have
this Halloween scene withGoofy's being skeletons.
It's so funny.
I highly recommend.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
I want you.
You said Disney Plus.
Okay, look at us, give a shoutout to Disney Plus, hey this is
a review.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
recommendation no for reals, For reals.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
We got your music movies.
What about books?
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Books.
I'm dyslexic.
I can't read.
The last thing I tried to readand this thing pissed me off so
much was the fact that I wastrying to read the Exorcist.
Yes, I love Paranormal.
I like getting into thestoryline of it.
(34:48):
I'm like no, that's the onlytype of books that I like.
Reading was either like marinebooks or horror books okay and
so, like I like the story oflike how they would go ahead and
say things, and so you had toimagine it in your own head.
So it's pretty interesting yeahbut the last thing I tried to
(35:09):
read was the Exorcist.
And I have the book and Ilooked it up like that, without
author and everything, and I'mlike, all right, I'm going to
listen to it, I'm going tofollow along this bitch, because
I can't read and it takes meforever to read a chapter.
So I'm like, whatever, I'll getit done in 20 minutes, right.
And so I'm like reading it,no-transcript audio and I
(35:54):
couldn't find like any more.
So I was just mad.
I'm like you know what?
Speaker 1 (35:57):
I'm not reading this one, I'm not reading anymore
tell ray, to read it for you andrecord himself so dude, he
could.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
He doesn't do horror if he starts reading.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
And's like somebody read the audio.
Yes, read the audio Record, theaudio of us reading this book,
and email it to Mileni right now.
Stop what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
No, I'm just playing.
Hey, I need this immediately inmy office.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Pronto In my inbox.
Please Stop Like a year.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Okay, Quit playing with her that part where my mom
used to say pero ya lo, ayer I.
When my mom used to say pero ya, no, I know, ayer, I'm like
damn you want me to go back intime the fuck.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
That's my thing too.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
When did you need this like yesterday, yeah that's
when I needed it, bitch why youeven asking me right now.
I'm like, don't even come at mewith stupid questions.
No, for real, like I'm like Ialready told you, that's already
enough.
Should have been at that momentwhen I was done speaking.
You should have already beendone.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Yeah, this conversation should have been
done yesterday.
I can't see I'm too tired.
I don't make fun of, don't makefun of my wedding noises.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Why?
Speaker 1 (37:17):
is it?
Why is it like a duck?
Oh my god, it's like a ducksaying ma ma, ma ma dude, I
fucking love ducks and geese.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
They're so funny oh my god, I love donald duck
though for me it's this oneyoutube video like a duck walked
up to a lemonade stand and hesaid to the man running the
stand hey, got any grapes?
(37:51):
I would say that shit.
All the fucking time at workpeople were literally irritated
with me.
I did not give a fuck.
I was the happiest highestperson in there, just jolly
around, just walking up topeople hey got any grapes they
like.
Shut the fuck up, get out ofhere.
They're like Malaney, not today.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Bitch, I will carry aprons.
I will carry aprons.
I will carry grapes in my apronfor you that part.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
Just pull out a baggie of grapes and be like I
have some.
Yeah, be like you know what.
Here you go.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Where's the jingle I?
Speaker 2 (38:31):
don't know.
Some of you guys want grapes.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
You know the jingle I love grapes, though which ones?
Speaker 2 (38:40):
the red ones or the green.
I actually love both.
Uh, that part, yeah,congratulations there was.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
There was a point where that's all I was eating
grapes, yeah, like breakfast,lunch and dinner, like you
couldn't get me to eat anythingelse.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
They started getting like a weird taste or a weird
effect on my body after a whileif I eat them all day
Interesting Because I used toeat the bolsa Like I literally
would go buy the bolsa.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I'd be like eating themchill for like a minute, go put
them in the fridge, come back,eat them a little bit and then
like my tummy starts hurting orlike I'll feel weird I'm like I
need water or something I don'tknow interesting no, not me, no,
just eat them all day.
I was, I was, I was, I wasgetting like two to three
(39:26):
different types of flavors ofgrapes like see, what's that
three?
Speaker 2 (39:30):
yeah, so Three.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Yeah.
So I would get like the greenones, uh-huh, and then I would
get like some red ones, and someof them would be like cotton
candy or like they're likethere's.
If you go to Sam's, they havedifferent types of grapes.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
What.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
So I would get three different types of cakes and
some other bullshit.
I can't remember the namesright now.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
For grapes, yeah, so grapes tasted like cotton candy.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
I wouldn't say they would taste like cotton candy,
but they were extremely sweet.
So I didn't really.
They were okay, but they werereally sweet.
So I only bought them that onetime.
But that's how I am Like I goto different places and get
different types of grapes,because there's different types
of grapes.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
What's the third color?
You said red.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
No, they're either green or they're.
Goddamn, spit it out, bitch.
They're like what color?
Speaker 2 (40:27):
You got me at the edge.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
You're pressuring me.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
Like I want to know, Because I'm over here thinking
green and red.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Okay now you're putting me in the spot Like the
music, for real.
I'm like you know.
No, it's only those colors,green or red, but like the green
has like three different typesof flavors and the red has, yeah
, you have to go to Sam's, go tothe grape area in the little
walk-in freezer fridge thingyand look at the grapes.
They have different type ofgrapes, different type of
(40:55):
strawberries Not strawberriesbut blueberries and shit Girl,
yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
For the listeners.
My mouth is dropped.
I'm literally shocked, dude youdon't know how many times I've
gone to the fucking store andI'm just like, ooh, grapes, grab
a bag.
Not even paying attention andthen sometimes I see like
sometimes they're too sweet andI'm like, yeah, it depends.
Yeah, some of them, I justthink they're ripe, like they're
extra ripe, like they weresitting there for too long and
(41:21):
now they're no, they're like alittle bit yeah and sweet.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
yeah, some of them are seedless, some of them are
not seedless, yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
Mouth still dropped, Bro.
What the fuck I am literallyshocked.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
Yeah, like that's how you well, at least I know how
you grocery shop.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
Bro, I just feel like you just grab, yes, like
because con los limones también,like I know there's.
There should be only two types.
There should be only two types.
There should be only two types.
Don't tell me there's more,Because either they got green or
they got yellow, yeah, and thenI just can feel them, I can
tell when they're good.
That's how I do my shopping.
(42:02):
I feel the fruit, I smell thefruit.
Make sure it's good, that's it.
I didn't know.
Within the fruit that looks thesame, that they have, like I
thought they were just had a lotlike si tienen, like three rows
of potatoes, like they haveeither sweet potatoes or like
the regular one.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
There's yellow potatoes too.
Yeah, yeah, the yellow ones.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
But they're like the red ones and the yellow ones.
They're usually in bags, butlike las que tienen sueltas.
I thought that was like twobins full of the same thing.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
Okay, okay, what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
So, like.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
That's what it looks like, because they do put them
on next to each other.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
Yeah, so I'm just like bro, they're the same thing
until I get home and I'm eatingmy papa on like my brisket and
it's fucking sweet as fuck.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
I'm like what the fuck is this shit.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
I'm like what the fuck is this shit?
And I'm like I don't even wantto eat this no more.
I'm putting extra sal on thatbitch trying to make it.
I'm like this is not a potatobecause it's a sweet potato.
I'm like why is this bitchorange Bitch?
What the fuck.
No it's never been that bad, no, but it be like that.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
No, yeah, one time I fucking told my niece I forgot
what the fuck I was cooking andI'm like well, give me some
cilantro, okay that one'sdifferent.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
That one's different.
I'm not For people that do thatmistake.
And you come home with thewrong thing.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Fucking parsley, I go , I go to take it out the bag
Bitch.
The moment that I ripped thebag open I was like this shit
don't smell right.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
Leave me alone.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
I didn't know and I was like what the fuck is this?
I'm like what am I supposed todo?
Bitch, I just gave it to myguinea pigs.
I'm like here you go.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
I'm like this isn't what I asked for.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
This is not what I asked for.
It's not what I need I.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
I'm not coming at y'all for that one.
That one is a.
It's a classic mistake whenyou're first coming along to the
kitchen.
Yeah, Well okay, no, bro, causeI've done that shit.
My mom asked me.
She's like go to the storeheadphones in not paying
attention, just grab shit, putit in the bag, go.
(44:09):
We get home.
My mom's like what the fuck isthis?
And I'm just like cilantro.
That's what you asked for.
She's like smelling my lady.
She puts in my face.
I'm like like this don't smelllike cilantro.
She was like exactly what thefuck is this?
And we're like oh, it's pristly.
Whoops, let me go back to thestore.
(44:30):
She was like it's too late.
I already finished cooking.
I don't need this shit no more.
Put it back in the fridge, allmad.
And I'm like sitting thereeating my soup Like it's still
good Without cilantro.
Yeah, I'm like it's still good,I don't mind.
My tacos sin cilantro.
I'm like I didn't want it.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
I would be like and then I'd be like you know what.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
I'm going to eat it with my parsley Be like.
You know what my tacos lookdelicious, okay.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
Americanized.
I'm going to eat it withparsley Bitch.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
Put a lemon instead of a lime instead of your
regular table salt.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Okay, okay, jonathan jonathan loves his little pink
salt pink himalayan Instead ofyour sea salt.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
Get out of here, Hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
Look at his.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
I like both, I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding, we have somany.
I have both.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
We have different types of salts, we have
different type of peppers,because of me, I like peppers.
See, I was, I was, I was used,just plain old, regular pepper,
the one that the hot roll or thegarlic.
No, like just the regular fromthe hot roll, the basic one that
you normally find everywhere.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
But Jonathan got me into the fresh grind pepper.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
Yeah bro, that's the only type of pepper.
I don't go back.
I have not gone back.
I never go back.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
I haven't gone back.
I got to go get some morebecause I'm running low.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
Yes, dude Marshalls.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
I love going in there and they have it for like 2-3
bucks and they have like the bigones.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Oh my god, you're off tomorrow.
We should go shopping.
I can't.
I'm doing my wedding thing.
Fuck weddings.
It's not my wedding song, I'mjust there for support.
I'm like hell, yeah, bitch, yougetting married, you doing that
thing, congratulations.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
I could never, not now Maybe later, nemo no seis
años.
That's respectful.
You need to get skinny, you'reyoung.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
I'm still in a lot of trouble.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
The other day.
Oh, at your swimming partytalking about I need to get
skinny.
You're young, I'm sorry I gotin trouble.
Oh, at your swimming partytalking about I need to get
skinny.
At your swimming party, when Iwas in the pool and you were
standing up, I was looking atyour legs Props, Props, bitch,
You're that leg muscle.
I was like okay, bitch, I seeit.
Thank you, A round of applausefor my leg muscles.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
Yay For my leg muscles.
Yes, I don't know where theycame from?
Speaker 1 (47:18):
Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
Because it used to be the gym I used to have.
Like I don't know if it wasjust because I paid way too much
attention to my legs whenever Iwas in the gym, but I always
get called out for my calves, sothank you, thank you, but I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
I was talking about your thigh bitch, my thighs,
your thigh, your, your thighmuscle.
Thank you, oh I needed that one.
You were standing up, there waslike the line and I was just
like, damn Okay, bitch, I seeyou.
I was like the gym's yeah, Ineed to circle back For la luz
arriba.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
Yeah, I like leg day and I like ab day.
I hate arms and I hate back.
And it's like the main thing tohelp you slim, like I feel like
it is for like your back, likeyou feel like that's as much as
I see More curvy.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Yes, yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
But it's too much.
You have arms and I'm like myvoice starts shaking, my arms
start shaking, I'm sweating.
I'm like my five pounds and I'mlike already like, and
everybody else is like come on,you got in like four legs.
I'm like 150, 160.
Speaker 1 (48:27):
Like yeah, yeah, my arms.
I'm like, I'm a SpongeBob.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
I'm like like a spongebob and then you're like I
got two marshmallows you makethat's me.
No, come on miss.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
I can.
I can understand that I, when II love, I would love to get my
legs very toned.
I think I already have nicelegs and to get them toned.
It would just look better.
It would just look better.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
It's just, it's a nice thing, and then you're just
like I don't know.
Speaker 1 (48:56):
And I'm very tall, I'm just, I'm tall and.
I'm solid everywhere.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
You're, you are tall, so it just like it just defines
you more.
Speaker 1 (49:03):
I feel like that mira es mas alta.
Like in a good way.
Yeah, I think I would.
Yeah, I think I would too.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
Too much work and I'm not very interested in it.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
It'd be like that I'm not opposed to not losing
weight, but it's just, I don'twant to go to the gym, if you,
if I, if you need me to beactive, then I'll do a walk.
Oh, then I'll do a walk oh yeah, like at the park and stuff.
I'll do a walk, I'll take adancing class.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
Oh dude, I'd be down to do that too, you know what I
mean I've heard that's so muchfun.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
Yeah, I'm definitely going to tell you no to the gym,
but I'm down to do a dancingclass.
I'm down to meet up withcertain people and take a hike.
Or I'm down to meet up withcertain people and take a hike,
or I'm down to meet up withcertain people and go on a buck
ride, Like I think that would bepretty dope.
I've actually been thinkingabout looking that up on
Facebook, but it's kind of.
You know, the world is a veryscary place nowadays.
Speaker 2 (50:02):
People do that.
They'll go ahead and post likeoh, we're doing like Trism Trail
.
I think it's on Thursdays atseven.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
Yeah, like I would like to do some stuff like that
or like, or like.
Yeah, that was fun.
I like doing hikes.
Yeah, like, I like stuff likethat.
I just being in the gym all thetime doesn't really motivate,
like, it's just not motivationfor me I like it sometimes I
guess it will have to besometimes like one or three days
(50:31):
out of the week gym, but otherdays take me to a dancing class,
let's go walking, let's go dothe scooter.
Speaker 2 (50:39):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (50:41):
That's the type of stuff that I like.
Let's go swimming.
Why can't one day be a swimmingclass where we exercise?
Speaker 2 (50:48):
Yes, Dude, I know for the scooters, I'm going to have
one nice butt cheek, one niceleg.
It's going to be really hard.
The other one's going to bescrawny.
I'm going to forget toalternate.
No, you got to get me on a bike, you got to give me something
where both legs got to do.
That's literally how I am rightnow.
I feel like I have one nice buttand the other one's a little
(51:08):
more flat, because I used to goto the gym and I would like go
high to like, not pay attentionto like the body pain and so
like I'd be like one three fuck,and I'll start over with the
same leg, oh, and then with theother one, I'd switch.
I'm like man, this is too hard.
Let me go back to the other onewithout thinking because I'm
(51:28):
high and I'm like bro, this isone, one leg looks better than
the other one.
That's why everybody got oneside.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
I now get it.
Now.
You fucking half working yourbody, I'm so bad at it, bitch.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
I'm so fucking big Te digo estoy bien, mensa.
Speaker 1 (51:46):
I'm being easily distracted.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
Oh, I fuck that.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
I'm like fuck that.
Speaker 2 (51:53):
I'm like fuck this left side, this left side's weak
, let me do my right side.
And then before I think I'mlike bro, I just never mind.
I'm going back home with myright leg or like with this one
walking out like this.
Speaker 1 (52:07):
If you're like you're forever sore only on one side
of your body.
Speaker 2 (52:11):
I'm like I'm here like on one side of your body.
I'm like I'm here like sittinglike this on the couch.
I'm like it's because this sidehurts.
We're like no, mom.
That's the only side that Iworked out.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
Bitch.
I have never met somebody thatworks half their body.
I'm so done.
Speaker 2 (52:25):
Dude, I'd be at home trying to do the same workout
because I'm already embarrassed.
I was at the gym for an hourand I feel like people are going
to stare at me if I go back anddo my whole routine with my
other leg.
So I'm at home doing my legwork.
It's like just trying to getsomething in, so they even out,
you're so the way my mind worksyou, my lady.
Speaker 1 (52:49):
I fucking love you, babe.
See, I really just not work outyeah, like at that point, just
don't.
Speaker 2 (52:55):
If you can't alternate properly, working out
is not for you.
Speaker 1 (52:59):
You gotta do bikes, you gotta do something that you
just like, so, like you're yeah,you're fucked, yeah, you're
fucked, dude.
Speaker 2 (53:11):
You're fucked.
Whenever you're trying On adress, you're gonna go one side.
You're like, ooh, this looksgood.
You do the other side.
Not the same look.
Not the same look at all.
Speaker 1 (53:21):
Talking about your man.
Your man's trying to See twodifferent bitches.
You literally got it, yes.
Speaker 2 (53:28):
Be like Quieres la big booty or la flaca booty.
You be like you want the bigboobie or the little boobie.
You want the big boobie or thelittle boobie?
Which one?
Nice calf, weak calf You're sofucking stupid bitch.
Speaker 1 (53:39):
Get out of here.
Speaker 2 (53:40):
I'm going to start painting my nails different
colors.
I'm like you want red or blue.
Speaker 1 (53:46):
You're so stupid, oh my God.
Speaker 2 (53:48):
With that being said, Give y'all a good little laugh.
Speaker 1 (53:54):
Man, let me like, let us, let us know, and we should
do that, we should, we shouldplan one day and meet up with
some of these ladies.
Oh, and just go on a bike rideor on a hike or on a walk.
Fuck, yes, let's go to a momgroup.
Somebody.
Let me rent y'all's kid so Ican borrow the fucking stroller.
(54:15):
You're big enough for astroller.
Oh, bruh.
Speaker 2 (54:18):
Vamos a, voy a aplastar la pinche cosa.
Give me a wagon instead I'm adead ass.
I'll be drunk as fuck, just belike drunk lady.
Fucking, pull up with mimosas.
Hey, it's seven in the morning.
I'm like it don't matter, I'mpassing your princess today as
(54:39):
you're hiking.
I'm like would you like anothermimosa?
For reals?
I'm like pitch, would you likea refreshment?
Speaker 1 (54:46):
nice water with mint.
Like what is it called?
Like the golf?
Speaker 2 (54:50):
cart.
Like ladies, I'm like you pullme around.
That's all I have for you like?
Would you like a damn towel?
Speaker 1 (54:57):
you're sweating a little bit would you like for me
to dab you?
Speaker 2 (55:03):
I'm like dab you wax dab.
Be specific, madam you bitch.
Speaker 1 (55:13):
I'm fucking done, man .
I am so high, I'm so sleepy, Iam ready to call it a night.
But you know what?
It was great.
It's great to be back onschedule.
Speaker 2 (55:26):
Oh yeah, this is some good stuff.
I like going back on schedule.
Yeah, definitely good.
Speaker 1 (55:30):
Yeah, me too, but you know it's good we're settling
in, everything's settling in.
Like this is some good stuff.
I like going back on schedule.
Yeah, definitely good.
Yeah, me too.
But you know it's good, we'resettling in, everything's
settling in.
You're settled and I'm settled.
Well, you know we're stillworking on our houses and on the
inside of our houses, but itwas pretty fucking excited bitch
, I got a house.
I know that part.
Speaker 2 (55:48):
I got a fucking house bitch.
That's crazy.
With nice AC I'm takingdonations right now, guys, not
that far.
Spare change Spare change,spare change.
You haven't seen that with thelady.
Speaker 1 (56:05):
I'm about to plaster my pussy on the sidewalk For
some spare change.
Speaker 2 (56:13):
Like I got 72 cents.
Speaker 1 (56:16):
That's crazy.
It do be like that, though.
One time I looked at my accountand said you're negative 25
cents and I was like, damn, whocan sell me 25 cents?
Speaker 2 (56:27):
For real.
I'm like, let me go walk around, find me a quarter real quick.
Now I got to look for twofucking pennies For real.
I'm like let me go walk around,find me a quarter real quick.
Now I got to look for twofucking pennies.
Fuck that, let's get the otherquarter At least a dime, for
real.
Damn Walking around, be like Idon't need a dollar, I just need
two pennies.
Speaker 1 (56:46):
Hey, talking about walking around and looking for
some change, have you seen thepeople on social media that are
faking funeral posters and shit?
They're standing in the cornerof the streets with the step
(57:09):
signs, with posters sayingasking for donations because
so-and-so of like cancer orwhatever, and don't have like a
picture of a kid or of a person,and people are donating.
Well, apparently all of that'sa scam.
Oh yeah, I'm not surprised.
Well, no, yeah, but like it'sgetting really big, like at
least on my social media.
It's like people are constantlygetting exposed and it's crazy
because I've seen a couple ofpeople that I have donated to
(57:31):
and I was just like, well, like,you did it with a good
intention, yeah like I see it asif I had it and I didn't know
that I had it.
Then I'm just gonna give it typeof shit.
Yeah, yeah, cause sometimes,like I'll see somebody asking
for money and I was like damn, Idon't have any cash.
And then something tells me tolook and I'm like I got see
(57:51):
somebody asking for money and Iwas like damn, I don't have any
cash.
And then something tells me tolook and I'm like I got a five
dollars and I was like, oh shit,I didn't even know I had this.
Here you go, just because, Ididn't even know you had it like
I had it, so it's.
Speaker 2 (58:00):
I don't need it.
Yeah, it's like it wasn't evenmine.
Speaker 1 (58:03):
I'd say it out of mind yeah, like it was, like it
literally appeared, because itwas yours type of shit, yeah,
but don't forget to follow us oneverything, on everything we
have, we're everywhere yes, sothere's no excuse for you not to
listen to it yes, and let usknow how you like the the new
logo.
(58:23):
It's been out now for a coupleof episodes oh yeah let us know
we're actually thinking aboutmaking some stickers and decals
we'll keep y'all posted just incase, we don't know, we'll
probably, I don't know, we'llsell them or give them a couple
away do give outs.
Yeah, it'll be kind of exciting.
Y'all stay posted as we grow.
(58:45):
We like to go with y'all, somake sure to follow us on
YouTube.
Speaker 2 (58:49):
Instagram.
Leave us in your area so otherpeople get to listen.
Speaker 1 (58:52):
Yeah, it'd be pretty dope, but until then, don't
forget to wash your hands.
Speaker 2 (58:58):
Cooties are still real.
Speaker 1 (59:00):
Yeah, you know, bitches are still getting
pregnant.
That part it's crazy out hereWrap it up fellas, wrap it up.
Ladies, go get your water.
It's been hella hot.
Yes, y'all got sweatyeverything.
Speaker 2 (59:14):
Stop fucking and mujeres también, don't be
thinking your shit is stinky.
Speaker 1 (59:18):
Yeah, disgusting, bumping up.
Speaker 2 (59:20):
Musty Gross, at least in Quaggan's, in the shower
first.
Speaker 1 (59:24):
You know, instead of, instead of giving the decals
giveaway, we're going to give ussome air fresheners.
Air fresheners Because you havesome stinky hoes.
Speaker 2 (59:33):
Hey, little hand sanitizer Fucking Lysol and shit
, give them a little Lysol spray.
Speaker 1 (59:41):
A whole kit of cleaning supplies.
Speaker 2 (59:45):
I'm going to be like y'all nastiest.
All right, bitches.
That's a blessing nowadays, bythe way.
Speaker 1 (59:51):
Yeah, yeah, get out a whole cleaning set.
Speaker 2 (59:53):
Yeah, you're like say less.
Speaker 1 (59:57):
Well, until then, y'all stay safe and catch you
later.
Bye.
hey guys, it's jika karina and melanie welcome back.
Hey, yo, it's us how you doingokay, that's enough.
I'm not like damn.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Y'all don't even get the full introduction.
She said fuck y'all.
Today.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
It's just been a long day.
It's been such a long day atwork today.
It was one of our slowest days.
It was just so slow.
Speaker 2 (00:39):
And then you were by yourself today too.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
No, I worked with my coworker today.
Oh, you did.
Yeah, it was my cowork-workerand I, but she just came in
later, yeah, so I started themorning off of myself, which was
it was kind of busy in themorning, like I was like three
phones going off at the sametime and I was handling all the
three phones.
But all three phones I washandling them.
(01:01):
She was like like Like a pro.
Speaker 2 (01:03):
She said hello, may I put you on hold real quick?
No, no, just straight up.
Yeah, I got you.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Well, the thing is, I answered Well, the thing is
like they did call one at a time.
So once somebody asked,somebody called and I'm like yep
, yep, yep, you know how can Ihelp you.
And they'll tell me and I'mokay, give me a moment, you know
, and as I'm putting them onhold, the other phone will call.
Oh.
(01:29):
So then I'm like, okay, youknow how can I help you.
And they're like, oh, I need.
And I was like okay, what's,what's your?
And they give it to me and I'mokay, please hold.
And then I'm okay, I'm goingback to the first one and like
look them up.
And then the third phone rangand I'm like, yes, I have three
phones on hold at differenttimes, but it's cool though,
because it's like.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
She multitasking.
Yeah, she said I handle thisshit.
Mm-hmm, oh yeah, that's what'sup.
Yeah, it was nice, they shouldgive you a prize breakfast.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
We do get a bunch of free stuff at work, which is
pretty cool.
Actually.
That's awesome.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
I miss that low-key the foods.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
Yeah, they do competitions on Fridays
sometimes and we'll win freelunch, which is badass, because
sometimes we do get to get steak.
Ooh she said Tix's Roadhouse,Okay don't play with me, Play
with your own bitch.
But what about your day?
(02:30):
How was your day?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
My day was super easy .
I just straight up wrapped upolive oil bottles Straight up
popping bottles Hell yeah,popping and squatting all day.
Aw dude, I was literallywatching the Kardashians all day
.
It was pretty nice.
And then my manager.
(02:52):
He was so cool because Raydon't get out till six, so I was
just like, all right, I'm offto wait 30 minutes for him.
So I'm like, let me ask mymanager if I can just stay.
And I'm like, if I continue towork, can I stay?
They're like I don't give afuck.
I'm like, let me ask my managerif I can just stay.
And I'm like, if I continue towork, can I stay?
They're like I don't give afuck.
I'm like say less.
I'm like give me that overtimemoney.
Yeah, for reals, but I showedup late today so it kind of just
(03:13):
contradicted what they said.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
Okay me.
Speaker 2 (03:17):
I showed up like 15 minutes late and I stayed an
extra 30 minutes.
Speaker 1 (03:20):
Nice, yeah, that'd be me sometimes, I'd be, like damn
, we're leaving fucking 8o'clock, showing up a whole hour
late and shit, yeah, that wouldbe on Saturday, when I stayed
up till 6 o'clock in the morning, me I showed up to work 2 hours
late.
She was like, oops, shows upwith?
Speaker 2 (03:40):
sunglasses.
Don't talk to me, guys yeahthat was not the time, yeah oops
.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
Yeah, at least I still showed up for real and I
got shit done.
So, whatever I can, kiss mymexican ass oh yeah, that's a
chill that day yeah, and then wehad a party at your house and
my lady got chocolate oasis.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
I got fucked up.
Hell yeah, it was pretty nice,it was pretty nice.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
I do like your new place.
It was pretty legit, thank youit's cute.
I love it.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Did you like my sister's dog?
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Yeah, I was so cute, I was going to put him in my
pocket.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
Dude, everybody kept on saying that they're like.
Would you know, do you thinkyour sister would notice if I
took him?
Speaker 1 (04:25):
I'm like yes, yes, she would.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
I'm pretty sure she would remember she came in here
with a dog.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
Right, it's like you're trying to steal
somebody's dog.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Yeah, for real.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
I mean not dog, somebody's child, Like, yeah,
you don't think they're going tonotice if they didn't walk.
Like you don't think they'regonna notice that they didn't
walk, like they're not walkingout with that hoe.
Not me calling the kid a hoe,but you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
That part not me comparing it to my phone.
I'm like you don't know howmany times I've walked out of
the house without my phone.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
I'm like, oh my kid, I mean my phone oh yeah, okay,
another one the phoneconversation, a fun conversation
now that you are in arelationship.
Do you ever leave the housewithout your phone because he's
already there?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
yeah, I sometimes don't be caring or the fact that
I know that, like, if my momwants to reach me, she has his
phone number too, pepper shit.
Yeah, so I'm like if anything,if anybody seriously wanted to
reach me, they'd be like, okay,she has to be with this man, so
we'll call him, and one of ushave our phone at all times.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
It is usually me, though.
Just because I need it forTikTok.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Oh no, I like, whenever I'm with him, I
literally forget for TikTok.
Oh no, I like, whenever I'mwith him, I literally forget my
phone, like he has it.
I'll be like three starts laterand I'll be like, oh shit, my
phone.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
Oh yeah, that part.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
And he'll be like I have it and I'll be like oh hey,
good, cool.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
That part.
Yeah Well, mainly because heuses mine all the time, because
I have an iPhone, it's a littleflex, because he has an Android.
Suck it Green bubble.
Whack.
Hopefully he'll upgrade, we'llsee.
Christmas is coming.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Right, we'll see.
We'll see how good he's onSanta's list.
Speaker 2 (06:22):
I know he might be treated nice Upgraded no.
Like he might be treated niceUpgraded no, but like he'll be
using mine all the time just tolike be watching his South Park.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
Oh my God, I hate him .
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Yeah, and he's like a tablet kid sometimes when he
eats.
So he's like, hey, you want towatch something?
And he like pulls out my phone.
I'm like, bro, I've beenlooking for that for 20 minutes.
He was like, oh yeah, I took itto the bathroom because I was
watching South Park.
I'm like, bro, I'm like, giveme my shit.
And then you don't even bethinking that and not me,
(06:54):
neither Like.
I'm just not like I needed tolike text someone.
I'm just like bro.
I want to get on TikTok.
I'm like low key, I'm a tabletkid too.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
Yeah, and I'm like that too.
I just and, yeah, like, it'sjust, what do I need it for?
Like the person that I'm goingto contact if anything happens
I'm already with.
Yeah, Like.
And if my sister needs me andmy kids need me, like they all
have his number, Like.
(07:23):
So it's like I feel it on thatand this.
I let my phone die on purpose.
Oh, she's like contacted.
Yeah, like I even stopped, Idon't even want, I don't even
wear my apple watch.
So it's like I get nonotifications, like nothing
you're carefree yeah, that'snice.
Yeah, I love it.
Like I have been enjoying a lotof quietness lately, like I
(07:47):
haven't been using the radio onmy way home from work or on my
way to work, like I write inpeace.
I even at um what you mightcall it at um, I work, even at
work.
Today I told my co-worker I waslike I'm not playing any music,
(08:10):
like I just want to sit inquiet.
And at the end I was like, atthe end of our shift I was just
like hopefully you didn't gettoo bored.
I was like but I really enjoyedlike working in in just
quietness, like it was nice.
I'm like so hopefully youdidn't like I don't know guy too
bored.
She was like no, she was likeit was nice, it's always loud.
(08:30):
Like it's always it's alwayssomething going on here yeah,
there was a phone going off orthe customers talking or talking
, but the music is going behindus 24 7, no matter what we got
going on.
So like it just felt nice that,like it felt nice that my brain
was quiet, I enjoyed it yes.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
I enjoyed it.
Yeah, that's good.
Yeah, it's good to have likequiet time.
It is.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
Like it was weird.
Even though it was quiet and itwas slow, I actually didn't
feel tired.
Mm-hmm.
Normally when it's's likenormally, when it's exactly like
this, but with music, like I'mso tired, it's so weird.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
It's because, like, sometimes you're not feeling the
music or it's not a vibe, orlike you like it and like you're
like, all right, like I'll fuckwith it, but like I don't want
to listen to this right now.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Yeah, like sometimes it's like it's the same shit
every fucking day, just in adifferent order.
No matter what you play AppleMusic, podcast, pandora, spotify
like everybody plays the sametype of shit and it's just like
shut up, I've been trying to getmy manager to listen to some
(09:42):
podcasts and she's like no Shoutout to your manager yeah, she
be kidding me With her fuckingcountry.
Speaker 2 (09:47):
She don't play country All day, every day, and
I'm like, oh my god, dude,that's how it used to be when I
used to work at Sonic Back whenmy Young teen Years.
I could not do it In themornings, like as soon as I
walked in they start withcountry and I'm like I'm gonna
go to the kitchen.
I know they got Mexican musicback there.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
This bitch, that's her.
I can't, that is her.
I'm like girl.
Girl, it's seven in the morning.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
Yes, I'm like chill Because sometimes it's like too
emotional, Like To me.
I pay attention way too much tothe words in country.
And then I'm like damn Loki Bro, why would you listen to this
this early?
But no, not country.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yeah, yeah, I don't mind it.
I just can't do anything fortoo long.
There's any genre.
I can't do classic music fortoo long.
I can't do classic music fortoo long.
I can't do mexican music fortoo long, and that includes all
types of mexican music, likereggaeton, um, like norteña,
(10:56):
salsa, like any.
Any type of music any type ofgenre I can only listen to for
so long.
I can listen to everything,just Just switch it up.
Yeah, I usually play shuffle onmy playlist and it plays
everything like R&B, gospel,spanish, like I'm talking about
Jose, jose, jenny Rivera, littleWayne, chameleon everybody.
(11:25):
Yeah, john Legend, sam Smith,rihanna yeah, I love it.
Hell yeah, my favorite one,though it is R&B Ooh, I love me
R&B.
Some Irvand, some Monica.
Speaker 2 (11:43):
Dude, I started getting into house music.
Speaker 1 (11:45):
I love house music.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
I getting into house music I love house music.
Speaker 1 (11:47):
I got into house music because of jonathan yeah,
it's definitely alive.
I'd be playing it at work.
Yeah, I'd be like sometimesI'll just bullshit.
I'll play some house music.
Yeah, I'll play dj grumble.
I like dj grumble.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Yeah, he put me on oh , yeah, yeah, and then lately
I've been putting my co-workerson onto flake.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
They're that.
They're a good group too.
I like flake.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Like yeah, p-h-l-a-k-e flake I'm like,
because I don't know them.
I'm gonna check them out.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Yeah, it's pretty.
Their, their voice is prettyit's it's pretty smooth and it's
pretty relaxing it's.
I don't want to say thatthey're like a love group, but
it's a very nice calming groupand they sing.
They're singers and I lovetheir vibe.
I just love them for sure.
Listen now.
One of my favorite songs isAliens Need Love Too.
(12:41):
It's one of my favorite songs.
Aliens Need Love Too.
It's one of my favorite songs.
Aliens Need Love Too.
Speaker 2 (12:49):
I'm going to remember that one actually Check it out.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
Let me know what y'all think.
Hell yeah, it's a good one.
But what about you?
What's your favorite genre?
Speaker 2 (12:58):
Ooh, so I listen to more, like I'm telling you,
house music or jazz.
It's corridos tumbados.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (13:09):
I like the sad.
So what's like the Like?
Ivan Ivan Conejo.
Okay, what's his name?
I'm blanking dude, I'm so badwith names, me.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
You listed them like one after the other.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
I was like fuck bro, I know I'm next.
I was like shit, I should havegotten my Spotify.
Because I'm like fuck, becauseI knew you were gonna ask me.
I'm like fuck, I'm alreadysweating.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
I knew one uh, melanie, no for real.
Speaker 2 (13:38):
I'm like uh, we're having to go, no difficulties,
give me a minute to look them up, I'm actually I'm actually
surprised that I, that I namedso many.
Dude, you listed a lot.
Speaker 1 (13:51):
I'm so bad with names .
They just came out like oh dude, Like that I was like bitch,
I'm next.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Hold on, I'm not ready.
I'm like fuck, I need to openup my Spotify.
I ain't got no.
Wi-fi in here.
I ain't got no.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Wi-Fi in here.
Another one that I really likethough is uh after that damn
mental attack?
Speaker 2 (14:20):
for real, like I'm over here crying.
She's really fatting herself.
No, for real.
I'm like it's coming, myanxiety's up the roof and it's
just two people.
I'm like, bro, all y'all goingto be listening, y'all going to
feel the anxiety in my voice.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
You're like, ah shit, oh, you're just laughing no,
because that's really how it be,though, Like next time.
You know, you can't fuckingbreathe For real You're tripping
the fuck out.
And and the next time you knowyou can't fucking breathe For
real, you're tripping the fuckout and it's like bitch.
I just asked how was your dayFor real?
Speaker 2 (14:56):
I'm like you over here, giving me fact after fact,
artist after artist.
I'm like shit, I'm fucked, mine, I'm so dead.
It's that anxiety it be likethat dude.
Speaker 1 (15:16):
How do you handle that?
Speaker 2 (15:19):
I'll just like blink for a second and then I'll go
professional mode and I'll juststart saying gibberish and it'll
usually get me out of shit.
I don't know, oh, but you knowwho I started recently getting
into a lot was Carol G, which iscrazy because, like she's been
out there, she's pretty popular.
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Yeah, I got into that .
I didn't do that.
I got into her because I wastaken by my sister-in-law to one
of her concerts for my birthdayand like I didn't know anything
about whoa, so I thought that Ididn't know anything about the
artist.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
That part.
Speaker 1 (15:59):
Yeah.
But then I started hearing hermusic and I was like, oh, that's
her music.
Yeah, I'm like, oh shit, I likeall these songs.
So I actually ended up having agreat time at the concert.
I loved it Like I song.
So I actually ended up having agreat time at the concert.
I loved it, like I'm glad I gotto see her.
It was a beautiful time.
I love my sister-in-law, so itwas a whole vibe.
It was a whole vibe.
I loved it.
I loved it, for sure.
And, um, I like her.
(16:20):
Um, yeah, I like her.
Oh yeah, she's pretty.
I started recently getting intoum, young miko and it's
probably because I have a littlecrush on her.
Yes, I don't know what.
I don't know what she is, Idon't know where she's from I
don't know nothing about her,but she is so pretty.
(16:42):
What's her name?
A young miko like young mikoyeah, m-i-k-o joven.
Miko Miko.
Yeah, I don't know where she'sfrom, but I heard her from a
song that she was featured onand I was just like, okay, who's
that?
I just liked the way she camein.
I was fucking with her and Istarted like Alberto.
(17:03):
He also showed me some songsabout her, oh, so they were.
Yeah, alberto showed me somesongs about her and I um, I
ended up just really liking her.
So so far, I'm fucking with her, oh yeah.
On top of the fact that I have alittle crush on her.
Fuck you.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
No, I'm good.
No, mine is usually like I'mstuck in the 80s, like I'll
listen to like 80s rock Queen,I'm stuck over there.
Or I want to say like emo stage, yeah, Like falling in reverse.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
I can still do all of those.
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Yeah, I'm usually always listening to the same
stuff over and over.
I slowly started expanding myhorizon.
Speaker 1 (17:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (17:46):
Like Steven Rodriguez , I really like his music.
This is like soft indie, I wantto say.
Speaker 1 (17:53):
And if that's?
Speaker 2 (17:53):
incorrect.
I'm sorry.
Speaker 1 (17:55):
I don't know who that is.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
He's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Like he.
Speaker 2 (18:01):
It's like a mix of house music also.
Okay, I fuck with him.
I definitely recommend him,stephen, stephen.
Rodriguez, stephen Rodriguez,okay.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
I'm going to have Steven Steven Rodriguez, steven
Rodriguez Okay, I'm going tohave to look him up.
Then you look up DJ Grumble, djGrumble, dj Grumble.
Oh, because he's also housemusic.
Yeah, yeah, he's pretty legit.
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
He's all right.
He's a little track, that'sright.
No, he's really good, I likehim.
There's.
He's really good, I like him.
There's like they're like thefirst two songs or three songs
that they recommend immediatelyof him are like one of my
favorite ones for sure.
Well, I don't know if this, Idon't know if they those are the
ones that they recommend foreverybody or those are the ones
that just recommend for me,because those are the ones I
play, them all so I can sharethose with you.
(18:45):
But dj gumber in general, Ifuck.
Well it yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
I love when people share me music.
I'm not going to lie, I likereally expanding it.
And then I'll like slowly startlike, okay, I like this song,
let me listen to like a few more.
Oh, what kind of artists arethey similar to?
And then I'll get in throughthere.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:05):
Okay, cool.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
So then, for all of our listeners, y'all go listen
to Steven Rodriguez, oh yeah,and DJ Grumble, dj Grumble, and
we're going to see who's better.
Nosh, right, and let's just see.
If we fuck with them Like,we'll get back, we'll give us
each other an update.
We're giving them shout outsyeah yeah, we'll give us an
(19:27):
update whether we really fuckwith their music or not, because
, I mean, I do have a very opentype when it comes to music,
because I don't really listen tothe lyrics first.
I'm more of a.
It's the beat good.
It's the rhythm there, it's thebass there, I love bass.
So like I love me a bass, Ilove me a band, I love me I
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violin and art a xylophone, aflute like I'm a big fan of the
cello yeah, the cello go hard.
I like me a bit on sale I alwaystear up though every time I
hear it like that tiktok thedude, that be with the fucking
piano.
Speaker 2 (20:07):
And he has people, he's coming with them yeah
playing instruments I'm like sobeautiful why, don't you do that
around me?
Yeah, I need to go out morewhere they do.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
Yeah yeah, I told y'all that I'm like I want to go
to see like an orchestra play.
Oh that'd be cute, I would liketo see the all of those, the
violin, the, the, the want tosee.
What is that called, bro?
Speaker 2 (20:31):
fuck him, let's go.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Okay for real.
I'm like we'll plan a date outof that.
What is that?
The long instrument that youlike touch.
The xylophone.
Is that what it is?
I love the way that sounds.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Dude, I used to play that in sixth, fifth grade.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:51):
Yeah, I was in that little telephone club and they
had like the little tubies.
Speaker 1 (20:55):
She said I mean, he said the disrespect.
Oh yeah, oh well.
Speaker 2 (21:00):
I was in it for one year.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I like the one with the tubes.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
I love the drums.
Speaker 2 (21:15):
I love the drums.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Because I love the bass.
Speaker 2 (21:20):
Ooh, that's why I also like Like metal music
Because of the electric guitar.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
The guitars yeah, I love guitars.
I like guitar solos.
Yeah, there's a few of them.
We go hard sometimes.
Speaker 2 (21:33):
Like Metallica for me is a good one.
Oh, did you?
Speaker 1 (21:37):
watch Stranger Things , yeah, no.
Speaker 2 (21:39):
Okay, well, I'm just going to tell you my they have
like a scene with Metallica.
Speaker 1 (21:44):
I don't plan on ever watching it.
So, you can tell me about it?
They have a guitar scene, oh sogood.
No, it's just like pull it upon youtube right now, bro, you
can watch it.
Speaker 2 (21:55):
Pull up the episode I think it's like season four,
like close to the finales, it'slike it's a heartwarming scene,
that like, if you don't knownone of the characters, it's
just, it's sad.
You'll feel it, but it's, it'snot it won't.
Speaker 1 (22:08):
It's not gonna hit like it's not gonna hit the same
yeah, because you see thatcharacter development and see
the thing about like StrangerThings and like it's a euphoria
or whatever Euphoria Like, ifeverybody is going off about it,
I'm not going to watch it.
Speaker 2 (22:25):
It takes a minute.
I'm not going to lie.
Speaker 1 (22:27):
I waited till season three to actually watch it oh,
like, no, I don't watch it, likeI've never watched stranger
things, I don't know anythingabout him.
The same thing with supportlike it's a lot of shows, like
if everybody's talking about itonline, I'm not gonna watch it
no, that's what I'm saying metoo.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
Like I'll go like uh, for me the biggest one that was
pushed on was game of thrones.
So I like I was like no dude,like I don't want to watch it,
and then like later on I'llwatch something else similar to,
but I still won't watch it,just because I'm like it was too
pushed on, like it was too muchof a hype yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:00):
I guess that's how I feel about Stranger Things in in
uh Euphoria, is that what youcall?
And um, and I'm like that toowith certain movies.
I just wait for them to comeout.
I was like I'm not going to gopay for it because y'all are
doing too much right now andit's just like it kind of sucks,
because social media reallyruins a lot of things.
If it was a show or a moviethat you really wanted to watch
(23:24):
and you're waiting for it towatch because financially you
can't afford it or becauseyou're waiting to go on a date
or whatever might be the excuse,but you're just waiting to go
see it and you go to facebook nomas para ver que esta pasando,
and they tell you how it ends.
Oh yeah, that part.
It's like oh my god, youfucking whores.
That's why I refuse to watchshows that are trending, because
(23:46):
, honestly, I watch it all onsocial media.
Everybody shares pictures andmemes and videos and posts and
it's just like I honestly watchit when I ain't even watching it
.
Speaker 2 (23:59):
Yeah, yeah it be like that yeah.
Speaker 1 (24:01):
So it's just like I don't yeah, so I just I watch
shows that nobody really watchesactually.
Speaker 2 (24:08):
Like what?
Give me an example.
Okay, put me on.
We're gonna hype up some ofthese shows.
Speaker 1 (24:17):
Everybody's gonna be talking about them okay, but the
last one that I just finishedwatching that I was like that I
like was watching all thefucking time is on Disney Plus,
called Critter Fixers.
Critter Fixers yes and it'sabout these two black
veterinarians and I love thefact that, because they are
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black and they say it all thetime throughout the show that in
their field the percentage ofblack veterinarians is so low,
the percentage of blackveterinarians is so low, so they
try to be out there and theytry to bring young black, young
doctors in so their field can bebigger and be like hey, there's
(25:00):
people in this field that looksjust like you, you can do it
Like they're paving the way forall these young kids, and I love
that.
It's caricatures.
No, it's legit.
Oh, it's like legit real life,okay we show yeah yeah, like
they're actually veterinariansand they actually do the stuff
like in front of you, like yousee, birth give birth, give cows
(25:25):
, cows, give birth to thatfucking mask.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
I love it all it was a glitch.
We're glitching over hereanyways.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
You literally watch like bulls get their balls cut
off.
You'll see c-sections, kneerepairs.
You're gonna see dogs gettingtaking shit out of their
stomachs because they're chokinglike you're gonna see death.
You're gonna see it's crazy,you're gonna see it's on disney
(26:01):
plus, it's on disney plus andit's, it's.
Speaker 2 (26:03):
It's a veterinarian show and, yeah, it's like
educational.
Speaker 1 (26:06):
It's an educational show and I love because it's
like they'll say certain thingsand I'm like what the fuck does
that even mean?
And then they're like and theynext thing cuts and it's them
telling you what the fuck thatmeans and it's like you're legit
learning ooh, okay, I bet yeahbut if you can't stand, like
literally guts out, not for you,it's not for you yeah, you,
(26:27):
it's not for you?
yeah, because there's gonna beblood, it's gonna be guts, it's
gonna be poop, there's gonna bec-sections, there's gonna be
organs, like.
So if you don't have a strongstomach, then I guess I guess
it's not for you.
Yeah, but I love it, I loved it.
I loved it.
I watched, I binge watched thatall the seasons like how many
seasons is there?
(26:48):
at five four, damn.
I'm actually very sad becauseit's a new show, so, like the
little season that I justwatched is the show, so I gotta
wait till next year oh yeah, soI'm actually very upset, but I'm
actually thinking aboutre-watching it.
That's how much I liked it.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
That's what's up, yeah see, I was imagining like,
as you were explaining it, it'slike some wildcrat stuff so like
how they have like the actualversion, but like no,
everything's real life, yeah,yeah, like pigs, cows, like, let
me like.
Speaker 1 (27:20):
It just blew my mind because you legit are gonna
watch surgeries on a eel, on asnake on a fish.
Bitch on a fish.
On a fish Bitch on a fish.
How the fuck did you do surgeryon a fish?
Oh, bitch Like.
That's what got me into thatshow.
I love stuff like that.
(27:41):
Yeah, that's the type of showsthat I like.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Dude, I'm a big marine life Like I love it.
I don't know what it's called,but like I'm a supporter for it,
yeah, Like, like I love it.
Speaker 1 (27:51):
I don't know what it's called but like I'm a
supporter for it, yeah, like Ilove sharks, yeah, I, yeah I
love fishes.
Like I like all types of fish.
I think jellyfishes and octopusare um very interesting.
I love an octopus dude.
Octopuses are highlyintelligent.
Like I think they're prettyfucking dope.
Speaker 2 (28:11):
And.
Speaker 1 (28:11):
I think that's why I'm in love with like not in
love with Ursula, but I justlove Ursula, like I just love
the fact that she is a purplefucking octopus, like I just
love it.
I can't wait to get hertattooed.
Speaker 2 (28:25):
You're going to get her tattooed.
Speaker 1 (28:26):
Where On my leg On?
My right leg, I'm gonna gethades ursula maleficent oh,
that's what's up.
Speaker 2 (28:34):
Yeah, that's cute.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
I'm so fucking excited and you know what's so
crazy.
Like one time somebody asked melike why are you like, why are
you such a villainous person?
And I was.
And they're like villains areborn to be mean.
And I was like nobody is bornevil.
Evil is created.
Speaker 2 (29:01):
I like Maleficent's story yes, I don't know Hades.
I'm not going to lie, I didn'tpay attention, not even in
Hercules, but there was, was, Idon't know, either in church
school or in like actual school,where they talk about like the
goddess yeah, and some of themwere interesting, but like I was
only paying attention to likethe aquaman no, yeah, because
(29:23):
that's like mainly what graspedmy attention and see that I
don't know much about theAquaman.
So like what is Hades' storythen?
Speaker 1 (29:32):
Um well, you know, he is one of the goddesses, like
the thing about it is just like.
like the way that I see it is heis the way, I guess, the way
that I took it, and I don't knowif it's right or wrong, but the
(29:52):
way that I see it yeah, when Iwhen I, I guess, learned about
him is that he was as powerfulas them in so many levels, like
like the other goddesses in his,in his época, but just because
(30:13):
he was more angry than them, hewas automatically like just back
, yeah, and he was like I'm justgoing to give them what they,
what they're asking.
Speaker 2 (30:25):
Yeah, I'm just going to be who they think I am.
Speaker 1 (30:28):
Yeah, like, and I think that's what I really like
him, because that's like how Iam.
Yeah, like, and I think that'swhat I really like him, because
that's like how I am, mm, like,that's how I was.
Let me rephrase that yeah.
That's not how I am, that's howI was, and I just like love,
how and like, and it's literallyin a touch like he has, like
(30:52):
your soul.
It's like you sell your soul tohim and he'll give you what you
want, and if you fail, thenyour soul is his.
And your soul will forever behis.
Yeah, and like it's crazy, Likeit's I don't know, that's
what's up.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
I'm like because I'm over here just picturing the one
from Hercules, like the cartoonone, yeah, so I'm like that's
what's up, because I like theHercules movie, I love the
soundtrack, I love Hercules.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (31:24):
So I'm like his story .
He was just very mean, but in aplayful way, yeah.
Speaker 1 (31:30):
So, I'm like that's not really they, just hercules
is a.
Hercules is a very powerfulperson and I feel like if he
would have realistically given achance, he could have done some
really good, but that's what hehad to do to survive yeah, he
was definitely created to be acreature of that, that
(31:52):
environment, and it's like, inreality, they needed a bad guy
for the in quote good gods to beable to come and save the
people, because if everybody'sgood, then who are they saving
the world from?
Then they're just regularpeople with Extra powers, extra
strength, yeah.
Speaker 2 (32:14):
Yeah, yeah, I mean, that kind of makes sense, like
you need to have a villain tohave a superhero.
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Like his powers could have been done for good.
Speaker 2 (32:21):
I mean, they're just for the plot, kind of yeah,
pretty much.
Speaker 1 (32:26):
And I feel like everybody has a villain in their
story and in that time lifehades, was it?
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (32:37):
I like paying attention to disney movies.
Now, this is crazy, I think,how they actually tell the real
story.
Old disney was better.
Not gonna lie, yeah, oldcartoons were better yeah I'm
saying how it is for sure.
Speaker 1 (32:52):
I like the way they looked like.
I like to go back and look atold cartoons and I like the way
that old mickey mouse used tolook.
Yes, yeah, there is this showin um on netflix, not netflix
disney plus no, that is right.
Speaker 2 (33:08):
Yeah, yeah, my bad no , but on disney plus there's
like the show of like they'reshorts, of like mickey mouse.
It's so fucking funny, it's foradhd people, so if you're high
as fuck, that thing is fuckinghilarious.
Like um, there's like one scenewhere, like she has like a mini
(33:28):
mouse, she has like perfume andlike she's attracting like
everything, like the buildings,the fucking cars, like everybody
.
And she's like all she's tryingto do is like go on this fucking
date.
And so she like shows up likerubbing herself with garbage, so
like everybody leaves her alone.
And so she shows up to the dateall dressed up in fucking
(33:49):
garbage and he's like hard eyesstaring at her.
I'm like you guys are gay.
It's so cute.
Speaker 1 (33:56):
I like, I like stuff like that, so like it's
wholesome.
Yeah, Like, look at this.
They're like for real.
Y'all are so gay.
I love it.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Yes, it's so cute, yeah, and they're like they have
this Halloween scene withGoofy's being skeletons.
It's so funny.
I highly recommend.
Speaker 1 (34:14):
I want you.
You said Disney Plus.
Okay, look at us, give a shoutout to Disney Plus, hey this is
a review.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
recommendation no for reals, For reals.
Speaker 1 (34:25):
We got your music movies.
What about books?
Speaker 2 (34:27):
Books.
I'm dyslexic.
I can't read.
The last thing I tried to readand this thing pissed me off so
much was the fact that I wastrying to read the Exorcist.
Yes, I love Paranormal.
I like getting into thestoryline of it.
(34:48):
I'm like no, that's the onlytype of books that I like.
Reading was either like marinebooks or horror books okay and
so, like I like the story oflike how they would go ahead and
say things, and so you had toimagine it in your own head.
So it's pretty interesting yeahbut the last thing I tried to
(35:09):
read was the Exorcist.
And I have the book and Ilooked it up like that, without
author and everything, and I'mlike, all right, I'm going to
listen to it, I'm going tofollow along this bitch, because
I can't read and it takes meforever to read a chapter.
So I'm like, whatever, I'll getit done in 20 minutes, right.
And so I'm like reading it,no-transcript audio and I
(35:54):
couldn't find like any more.
So I was just mad.
I'm like you know what?
Speaker 1 (35:57):
I'm not reading this one, I'm not reading anymore
tell ray, to read it for you andrecord himself so dude, he
could.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
He doesn't do horror if he starts reading.
Speaker 1 (36:08):
And's like somebody read the audio.
Yes, read the audio Record, theaudio of us reading this book,
and email it to Mileni right now.
Stop what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
No, I'm just playing.
Hey, I need this immediately inmy office.
Speaker 1 (36:22):
Pronto In my inbox.
Please Stop Like a year.
Speaker 2 (36:25):
Okay, Quit playing with her that part where my mom
used to say pero ya lo, ayer I.
When my mom used to say pero ya, no, I know, ayer, I'm like
damn you want me to go back intime the fuck.
Speaker 1 (36:34):
That's my thing too.
Speaker 2 (36:36):
When did you need this like yesterday, yeah that's
when I needed it, bitch why youeven asking me right now.
I'm like, don't even come at mewith stupid questions.
No, for real, like I'm like Ialready told you, that's already
enough.
Should have been at that momentwhen I was done speaking.
You should have already beendone.
Speaker 1 (36:53):
Yeah, this conversation should have been
done yesterday.
I can't see I'm too tired.
I don't make fun of, don't makefun of my wedding noises.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Why?
Speaker 1 (37:17):
is it?
Why is it like a duck?
Oh my god, it's like a ducksaying ma ma, ma ma dude, I
fucking love ducks and geese.
Speaker 2 (37:30):
They're so funny oh my god, I love donald duck
though for me it's this oneyoutube video like a duck walked
up to a lemonade stand and hesaid to the man running the
stand hey, got any grapes?
(37:51):
I would say that shit.
All the fucking time at workpeople were literally irritated
with me.
I did not give a fuck.
I was the happiest highestperson in there, just jolly
around, just walking up topeople hey got any grapes they
like.
Shut the fuck up, get out ofhere.
They're like Malaney, not today.
Speaker 1 (38:14):
Bitch, I will carry aprons.
I will carry aprons.
I will carry grapes in my apronfor you that part.
Speaker 2 (38:21):
Just pull out a baggie of grapes and be like I
have some.
Yeah, be like you know what.
Here you go.
Speaker 1 (38:29):
Where's the jingle I?
Speaker 2 (38:31):
don't know.
Some of you guys want grapes.
Speaker 1 (38:36):
You know the jingle I love grapes, though which ones?
Speaker 2 (38:40):
the red ones or the green.
I actually love both.
Uh, that part, yeah,congratulations there was.
Speaker 1 (38:46):
There was a point where that's all I was eating
grapes, yeah, like breakfast,lunch and dinner, like you
couldn't get me to eat anythingelse.
Speaker 2 (38:54):
They started getting like a weird taste or a weird
effect on my body after a whileif I eat them all day
Interesting Because I used toeat the bolsa Like I literally
would go buy the bolsa.
Speaker 1 (39:05):
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I'd be like eating themchill for like a minute, go put
them in the fridge, come back,eat them a little bit and then
like my tummy starts hurting orlike I'll feel weird I'm like I
need water or something I don'tknow interesting no, not me, no,
just eat them all day.
I was, I was, I was, I wasgetting like two to three
(39:26):
different types of flavors ofgrapes like see, what's that
three?
Speaker 2 (39:30):
yeah, so Three.
Speaker 1 (39:31):
Yeah.
So I would get like the greenones, uh-huh, and then I would
get like some red ones, and someof them would be like cotton
candy or like they're likethere's.
If you go to Sam's, they havedifferent types of grapes.
Speaker 2 (39:43):
What.
Speaker 1 (39:43):
So I would get three different types of cakes and
some other bullshit.
I can't remember the namesright now.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
For grapes, yeah, so grapes tasted like cotton candy.
Speaker 1 (39:54):
I wouldn't say they would taste like cotton candy,
but they were extremely sweet.
So I didn't really.
They were okay, but they werereally sweet.
So I only bought them that onetime.
But that's how I am Like I goto different places and get
different types of grapes,because there's different types
of grapes.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
What's the third color?
You said red.
Speaker 1 (40:16):
No, they're either green or they're.
Goddamn, spit it out, bitch.
They're like what color?
Speaker 2 (40:27):
You got me at the edge.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
You're pressuring me.
Speaker 2 (40:29):
Like I want to know, Because I'm over here thinking
green and red.
Speaker 1 (40:34):
Okay now you're putting me in the spot Like the
music, for real.
I'm like you know.
No, it's only those colors,green or red, but like the green
has like three different typesof flavors and the red has, yeah
, you have to go to Sam's, go tothe grape area in the little
walk-in freezer fridge thingyand look at the grapes.
They have different type ofgrapes, different type of
(40:55):
strawberries Not strawberriesbut blueberries and shit Girl,
yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:00):
For the listeners.
My mouth is dropped.
I'm literally shocked, dude youdon't know how many times I've
gone to the fucking store andI'm just like, ooh, grapes, grab
a bag.
Not even paying attention andthen sometimes I see like
sometimes they're too sweet andI'm like, yeah, it depends.
Yeah, some of them, I justthink they're ripe, like they're
extra ripe, like they weresitting there for too long and
(41:21):
now they're no, they're like alittle bit yeah and sweet.
Speaker 1 (41:26):
yeah, some of them are seedless, some of them are
not seedless, yeah.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
Mouth still dropped, Bro.
What the fuck I am literallyshocked.
Speaker 1 (41:37):
Yeah, like that's how you well, at least I know how
you grocery shop.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
Bro, I just feel like you just grab, yes, like
because con los limones también,like I know there's.
There should be only two types.
There should be only two types.
There should be only two types.
Don't tell me there's more,Because either they got green or
they got yellow, yeah, and thenI just can feel them, I can
tell when they're good.
That's how I do my shopping.
(42:02):
I feel the fruit, I smell thefruit.
Make sure it's good, that's it.
I didn't know.
Within the fruit that looks thesame, that they have, like I
thought they were just had a lotlike si tienen, like three rows
of potatoes, like they haveeither sweet potatoes or like
the regular one.
Speaker 1 (42:20):
There's yellow potatoes too.
Yeah, yeah, the yellow ones.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
But they're like the red ones and the yellow ones.
They're usually in bags, butlike las que tienen sueltas.
I thought that was like twobins full of the same thing.
Speaker 1 (42:33):
Okay, okay, what you're saying.
Speaker 2 (42:34):
So, like.
Speaker 1 (42:35):
That's what it looks like, because they do put them
on next to each other.
Speaker 2 (42:38):
Yeah, so I'm just like bro, they're the same thing
until I get home and I'm eatingmy papa on like my brisket and
it's fucking sweet as fuck.
Speaker 1 (42:48):
I'm like what the fuck is this shit.
Speaker 2 (42:49):
I'm like what the fuck is this shit?
And I'm like I don't even wantto eat this no more.
I'm putting extra sal on thatbitch trying to make it.
I'm like this is not a potatobecause it's a sweet potato.
I'm like why is this bitchorange Bitch?
What the fuck.
No it's never been that bad, no, but it be like that.
Speaker 1 (43:07):
No, yeah, one time I fucking told my niece I forgot
what the fuck I was cooking andI'm like well, give me some
cilantro, okay that one'sdifferent.
Speaker 2 (43:15):
That one's different.
I'm not For people that do thatmistake.
And you come home with thewrong thing.
Speaker 1 (43:22):
Fucking parsley, I go , I go to take it out the bag
Bitch.
The moment that I ripped thebag open I was like this shit
don't smell right.
Speaker 2 (43:31):
Leave me alone.
Speaker 1 (43:32):
I didn't know and I was like what the fuck is this?
I'm like what am I supposed todo?
Bitch, I just gave it to myguinea pigs.
I'm like here you go.
Speaker 2 (43:38):
I'm like this isn't what I asked for.
Speaker 1 (43:44):
This is not what I asked for.
It's not what I need I.
Speaker 2 (43:48):
I'm not coming at y'all for that one.
That one is a.
It's a classic mistake whenyou're first coming along to the
kitchen.
Yeah, Well okay, no, bro, causeI've done that shit.
My mom asked me.
She's like go to the storeheadphones in not paying
attention, just grab shit, putit in the bag, go.
(44:09):
We get home.
My mom's like what the fuck isthis?
And I'm just like cilantro.
That's what you asked for.
She's like smelling my lady.
She puts in my face.
I'm like like this don't smelllike cilantro.
She was like exactly what thefuck is this?
And we're like oh, it's pristly.
Whoops, let me go back to thestore.
(44:30):
She was like it's too late.
I already finished cooking.
I don't need this shit no more.
Put it back in the fridge, allmad.
And I'm like sitting thereeating my soup Like it's still
good Without cilantro.
Yeah, I'm like it's still good,I don't mind.
My tacos sin cilantro.
I'm like I didn't want it.
Speaker 1 (44:48):
I would be like and then I'd be like you know what.
Speaker 2 (44:57):
I'm going to eat it with my parsley Be like.
You know what my tacos lookdelicious, okay.
Speaker 1 (45:04):
Americanized.
I'm going to eat it withparsley Bitch.
Speaker 2 (45:10):
Put a lemon instead of a lime instead of your
regular table salt.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Okay, okay, jonathan jonathan loves his little pink
salt pink himalayan Instead ofyour sea salt.
Speaker 2 (45:32):
Get out of here, Hell yeah.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
Look at his.
Speaker 2 (45:38):
I like both, I'm just kidding.
I'm just kidding, we have somany.
I have both.
Speaker 1 (45:41):
We have different types of salts, we have
different type of peppers,because of me, I like peppers.
See, I was, I was, I was used,just plain old, regular pepper,
the one that the hot roll or thegarlic.
No, like just the regular fromthe hot roll, the basic one that
you normally find everywhere.
Speaker 2 (45:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (46:00):
But Jonathan got me into the fresh grind pepper.
Speaker 2 (46:04):
Yeah bro, that's the only type of pepper.
I don't go back.
I have not gone back.
I never go back.
Speaker 1 (46:09):
I haven't gone back.
I got to go get some morebecause I'm running low.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
Yes, dude Marshalls.
Speaker 1 (46:16):
I love going in there and they have it for like 2-3
bucks and they have like the bigones.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Oh my god, you're off tomorrow.
We should go shopping.
I can't.
I'm doing my wedding thing.
Fuck weddings.
It's not my wedding song, I'mjust there for support.
I'm like hell, yeah, bitch, yougetting married, you doing that
thing, congratulations.
Speaker 1 (46:39):
I could never, not now Maybe later, nemo no seis
años.
That's respectful.
You need to get skinny, you'reyoung.
Speaker 2 (46:50):
I'm still in a lot of trouble.
Speaker 1 (46:52):
The other day.
Oh, at your swimming partytalking about I need to get
skinny.
You're young, I'm sorry I gotin trouble.
Oh, at your swimming partytalking about I need to get
skinny.
At your swimming party, when Iwas in the pool and you were
standing up, I was looking atyour legs Props, Props, bitch,
You're that leg muscle.
I was like okay, bitch, I seeit.
Thank you, A round of applausefor my leg muscles.
Speaker 2 (47:14):
Yay For my leg muscles.
Yes, I don't know where theycame from?
Speaker 1 (47:18):
Okay, I don't know.
Speaker 2 (47:19):
Because it used to be the gym I used to have.
Like I don't know if it wasjust because I paid way too much
attention to my legs whenever Iwas in the gym, but I always
get called out for my calves, sothank you, thank you, but I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (47:32):
I was talking about your thigh bitch, my thighs,
your thigh, your, your thighmuscle.
Thank you, oh I needed that one.
You were standing up, there waslike the line and I was just
like, damn Okay, bitch, I seeyou.
I was like the gym's yeah, Ineed to circle back For la luz
arriba.
Speaker 2 (47:51):
Yeah, I like leg day and I like ab day.
I hate arms and I hate back.
And it's like the main thing tohelp you slim, like I feel like
it is for like your back, likeyou feel like that's as much as
I see More curvy.
Speaker 1 (48:07):
Yes, yeah.
Speaker 2 (48:10):
But it's too much.
You have arms and I'm like myvoice starts shaking, my arms
start shaking, I'm sweating.
I'm like my five pounds and I'mlike already like, and
everybody else is like come on,you got in like four legs.
I'm like 150, 160.
Speaker 1 (48:27):
Like yeah, yeah, my arms.
I'm like, I'm a SpongeBob.
Speaker 2 (48:32):
I'm like like a spongebob and then you're like I
got two marshmallows you makethat's me.
No, come on miss.
Speaker 1 (48:39):
I can.
I can understand that I, when II love, I would love to get my
legs very toned.
I think I already have nicelegs and to get them toned.
It would just look better.
It would just look better.
Speaker 2 (48:53):
It's just, it's a nice thing, and then you're just
like I don't know.
Speaker 1 (48:56):
And I'm very tall, I'm just, I'm tall and.
I'm solid everywhere.
Speaker 2 (49:00):
You're, you are tall, so it just like it just defines
you more.
Speaker 1 (49:03):
I feel like that mira es mas alta.
Like in a good way.
Yeah, I think I would.
Yeah, I think I would too.
Speaker 2 (49:15):
Too much work and I'm not very interested in it.
Speaker 1 (49:18):
It'd be like that I'm not opposed to not losing
weight, but it's just, I don'twant to go to the gym, if you,
if I, if you need me to beactive, then I'll do a walk.
Oh, then I'll do a walk oh yeah, like at the park and stuff.
I'll do a walk, I'll take adancing class.
Speaker 2 (49:37):
Oh dude, I'd be down to do that too, you know what I
mean I've heard that's so muchfun.
Speaker 1 (49:42):
Yeah, I'm definitely going to tell you no to the gym,
but I'm down to do a dancingclass.
I'm down to meet up withcertain people and take a hike.
Or I'm down to meet up withcertain people and take a hike,
or I'm down to meet up withcertain people and go on a buck
ride, Like I think that would bepretty dope.
I've actually been thinkingabout looking that up on
Facebook, but it's kind of.
You know, the world is a veryscary place nowadays.
Speaker 2 (50:02):
People do that.
They'll go ahead and post likeoh, we're doing like Trism Trail
.
I think it's on Thursdays atseven.
Speaker 1 (50:10):
Yeah, like I would like to do some stuff like that
or like, or like.
Yeah, that was fun.
I like doing hikes.
Yeah, like, I like stuff likethat.
I just being in the gym all thetime doesn't really motivate,
like, it's just not motivationfor me I like it sometimes I
guess it will have to besometimes like one or three days
(50:31):
out of the week gym, but otherdays take me to a dancing class,
let's go walking, let's go dothe scooter.
Speaker 2 (50:39):
You know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (50:41):
That's the type of stuff that I like.
Let's go swimming.
Why can't one day be a swimmingclass where we exercise?
Speaker 2 (50:48):
Yes, Dude, I know for the scooters, I'm going to have
one nice butt cheek, one niceleg.
It's going to be really hard.
The other one's going to bescrawny.
I'm going to forget toalternate.
No, you got to get me on a bike, you got to give me something
where both legs got to do.
That's literally how I am rightnow.
I feel like I have one nice buttand the other one's a little
(51:08):
more flat, because I used to goto the gym and I would like go
high to like, not pay attentionto like the body pain and so
like I'd be like one three fuck,and I'll start over with the
same leg, oh, and then with theother one, I'd switch.
I'm like man, this is too hard.
Let me go back to the other onewithout thinking because I'm
(51:28):
high and I'm like bro, this isone, one leg looks better than
the other one.
That's why everybody got oneside.
Speaker 1 (51:34):
I now get it.
Now.
You fucking half working yourbody, I'm so bad at it, bitch.
Speaker 2 (51:43):
I'm so fucking big Te digo estoy bien, mensa.
Speaker 1 (51:46):
I'm being easily distracted.
Speaker 2 (51:48):
Oh, I fuck that.
Speaker 1 (51:52):
I'm like fuck that.
Speaker 2 (51:53):
I'm like fuck this left side, this left side's weak
, let me do my right side.
And then before I think I'mlike bro, I just never mind.
I'm going back home with myright leg or like with this one
walking out like this.
Speaker 1 (52:07):
If you're like you're forever sore only on one side
of your body.
Speaker 2 (52:11):
I'm like I'm here like on one side of your body.
I'm like I'm here like sittinglike this on the couch.
I'm like it's because this sidehurts.
We're like no, mom.
That's the only side that Iworked out.
Speaker 1 (52:20):
Bitch.
I have never met somebody thatworks half their body.
I'm so done.
Speaker 2 (52:25):
Dude, I'd be at home trying to do the same workout
because I'm already embarrassed.
I was at the gym for an hourand I feel like people are going
to stare at me if I go back anddo my whole routine with my
other leg.
So I'm at home doing my legwork.
It's like just trying to getsomething in, so they even out,
you're so the way my mind worksyou, my lady.
Speaker 1 (52:49):
I fucking love you, babe.
See, I really just not work outyeah, like at that point, just
don't.
Speaker 2 (52:55):
If you can't alternate properly, working out
is not for you.
Speaker 1 (52:59):
You gotta do bikes, you gotta do something that you
just like, so, like you're yeah,you're fucked, yeah, you're
fucked, dude.
Speaker 2 (53:11):
You're fucked.
Whenever you're trying On adress, you're gonna go one side.
You're like, ooh, this looksgood.
You do the other side.
Not the same look.
Not the same look at all.
Speaker 1 (53:21):
Talking about your man.
Your man's trying to See twodifferent bitches.
You literally got it, yes.
Speaker 2 (53:28):
Be like Quieres la big booty or la flaca booty.
You be like you want the bigboobie or the little boobie.
You want the big boobie or thelittle boobie?
Which one?
Nice calf, weak calf You're sofucking stupid bitch.
Speaker 1 (53:39):
Get out of here.
Speaker 2 (53:40):
I'm going to start painting my nails different
colors.
I'm like you want red or blue.
Speaker 1 (53:46):
You're so stupid, oh my God.
Speaker 2 (53:48):
With that being said, Give y'all a good little laugh.
Speaker 1 (53:54):
Man, let me like, let us, let us know, and we should
do that, we should, we shouldplan one day and meet up with
some of these ladies.
Oh, and just go on a bike rideor on a hike or on a walk.
Fuck, yes, let's go to a momgroup.
Somebody.
Let me rent y'all's kid so Ican borrow the fucking stroller.
(54:15):
You're big enough for astroller.
Oh, bruh.
Speaker 2 (54:18):
Vamos a, voy a aplastar la pinche cosa.
Give me a wagon instead I'm adead ass.
I'll be drunk as fuck, just belike drunk lady.
Fucking, pull up with mimosas.
Hey, it's seven in the morning.
I'm like it don't matter, I'mpassing your princess today as
(54:39):
you're hiking.
I'm like would you like anothermimosa?
For reals?
I'm like pitch, would you likea refreshment?
Speaker 1 (54:46):
nice water with mint.
Like what is it called?
Like the golf?
Speaker 2 (54:50):
cart.
Like ladies, I'm like you pullme around.
That's all I have for you like?
Would you like a damn towel?
Speaker 1 (54:57):
you're sweating a little bit would you like for me
to dab you?
Speaker 2 (55:03):
I'm like dab you wax dab.
Be specific, madam you bitch.
Speaker 1 (55:13):
I'm fucking done, man .
I am so high, I'm so sleepy, Iam ready to call it a night.
But you know what?
It was great.
It's great to be back onschedule.
Speaker 2 (55:26):
Oh yeah, this is some good stuff.
I like going back on schedule.
Yeah, definitely good.
Speaker 1 (55:30):
Yeah, me too, but you know it's good we're settling
in, everything's settling in.
Like this is some good stuff.
I like going back on schedule.
Yeah, definitely good.
Yeah, me too.
But you know it's good, we'resettling in, everything's
settling in.
You're settled and I'm settled.
Well, you know we're stillworking on our houses and on the
inside of our houses, but itwas pretty fucking excited bitch
, I got a house.
I know that part.
Speaker 2 (55:48):
I got a fucking house bitch.
That's crazy.
With nice AC I'm takingdonations right now, guys, not
that far.
Spare change Spare change,spare change.
You haven't seen that with thelady.
Speaker 1 (56:05):
I'm about to plaster my pussy on the sidewalk For
some spare change.
Speaker 2 (56:13):
Like I got 72 cents.
Speaker 1 (56:16):
That's crazy.
It do be like that, though.
One time I looked at my accountand said you're negative 25
cents and I was like, damn, whocan sell me 25 cents?
Speaker 2 (56:27):
For real.
I'm like, let me go walk around, find me a quarter real quick.
Now I got to look for twofucking pennies For real.
I'm like let me go walk around,find me a quarter real quick.
Now I got to look for twofucking pennies.
Fuck that, let's get the otherquarter At least a dime, for
real.
Damn Walking around, be like Idon't need a dollar, I just need
two pennies.
Speaker 1 (56:46):
Hey, talking about walking around and looking for
some change, have you seen thepeople on social media that are
faking funeral posters and shit?
They're standing in the cornerof the streets with the step
(57:09):
signs, with posters sayingasking for donations because
so-and-so of like cancer orwhatever, and don't have like a
picture of a kid or of a person,and people are donating.
Well, apparently all of that'sa scam.
Oh yeah, I'm not surprised.
Well, no, yeah, but like it'sgetting really big, like at
least on my social media.
It's like people are constantlygetting exposed and it's crazy
because I've seen a couple ofpeople that I have donated to
(57:31):
and I was just like, well, like,you did it with a good
intention, yeah like I see it asif I had it and I didn't know
that I had it.
Then I'm just gonna give it typeof shit.
Yeah, yeah, cause sometimes,like I'll see somebody asking
for money and I was like damn, Idon't have any cash.
And then something tells me tolook and I'm like I got see
(57:51):
somebody asking for money and Iwas like damn, I don't have any
cash.
And then something tells me tolook and I'm like I got a five
dollars and I was like, oh shit,I didn't even know I had this.
Here you go, just because, Ididn't even know you had it like
I had it, so it's.
Speaker 2 (58:00):
I don't need it.
Yeah, it's like it wasn't evenmine.
Speaker 1 (58:03):
I'd say it out of mind yeah, like it was, like it
literally appeared, because itwas yours type of shit, yeah,
but don't forget to follow us oneverything, on everything we
have, we're everywhere yes, sothere's no excuse for you not to
listen to it yes, and let usknow how you like the the new
logo.
(58:23):
It's been out now for a coupleof episodes oh yeah let us know
we're actually thinking aboutmaking some stickers and decals
we'll keep y'all posted just incase, we don't know, we'll
probably, I don't know, we'llsell them or give them a couple
away do give outs.
Yeah, it'll be kind of exciting.
Y'all stay posted as we grow.
(58:45):
We like to go with y'all, somake sure to follow us on
YouTube.
Speaker 2 (58:49):
Instagram.
Leave us in your area so otherpeople get to listen.
Speaker 1 (58:52):
Yeah, it'd be pretty dope, but until then, don't
forget to wash your hands.
Speaker 2 (58:58):
Cooties are still real.
Speaker 1 (59:00):
Yeah, you know, bitches are still getting
pregnant.
That part it's crazy out hereWrap it up fellas, wrap it up.
Ladies, go get your water.
It's been hella hot.
Yes, y'all got sweatyeverything.
Speaker 2 (59:14):
Stop fucking and mujeres también, don't be
thinking your shit is stinky.
Speaker 1 (59:18):
Yeah, disgusting, bumping up.
Speaker 2 (59:20):
Musty Gross, at least in Quaggan's, in the shower
first.
Speaker 1 (59:24):
You know, instead of, instead of giving the decals
giveaway, we're going to give ussome air fresheners.
Air fresheners Because you havesome stinky hoes.
Speaker 2 (59:33):
Hey, little hand sanitizer Fucking Lysol and shit
, give them a little Lysol spray.
Speaker 1 (59:41):
A whole kit of cleaning supplies.
Speaker 2 (59:45):
I'm going to be like y'all nastiest.
All right, bitches.
That's a blessing nowadays, bythe way.
Speaker 1 (59:51):
Yeah, yeah, get out a whole cleaning set.
Speaker 2 (59:53):
Yeah, you're like say less.
Speaker 1 (59:57):
Well, until then, y'all stay safe and catch you
later.
Bye.
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