S5E11 Bare It All: A No-Filter Conversation About Sex, Houses, and New Beginnings

Fasten your seatbelts for our most intimate episode yet as we catch up on major life changes before launching into a revealing game of Truth or Dare!
The conversation opens with Karina sharing her latest baking adventures – from a sumptuous strawberry honey bun cake to her upcoming holiday treats. We swap stories about our new living situations, with both of us settling into fresh homes and welcoming new pets into our families. What makes this episode special is the balance between explicit honesty and genuine connection. From discussions about sleeping naked to reflections on our sensitivity around receiving sexy voice messages, we create a judgment-free space to talk about intimacy. There's something powerful about women openly discussing their sexual preferences without shame or hesitation. When we break out an adult Truth or Dare game (sticking strictly to the "Truth" questions), things get deliciously candid. We dive into debating whether car hookups are better than bar bathroom encounters, and revealing our most ticklish spots. The conversation flows naturally between playful banter and vulnerable confessions.

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:13):
welcome back you bitches, it's your girl karina
and melanie she currently has amouthful of penis.
This is way better than penisand Melanie, she currently has a
mouthful of penis.

Speaker 2 (00:27):
This is way better than penis.

Speaker 1 (00:31):
So far.
Right now she's currentlyeating.
If you follow my snap, it'd beKarina you saw that I made a.
I was aiming for a strawberryhoney bun cake pastry thing.
It's so good it is so good.
I'm glad it was my first time.

(00:53):
Everything was homemade thecake and the icing and she
served it with some ice creamand it was warm.

Speaker 2 (01:00):
Ooh, let me just say you guys are missing out so bad
If you got to see it be jealous,yeah, be so jealous.
Yeah, because not everybodygets to taste my pastries
exactly yeah, it was a blessingI came today that there was
enough, because she said there'sone slice left and it's john's

(01:22):
are you sure I'll pay you?

Speaker 1 (01:25):
well see, the holidays are coming, so I want
to bring something new.
Everybody's always asking mefor the same shit cheesecakes,
sweet potato pies, pumpkin piesand it's just like it's always
the same shit every year.
So I'm gonna do the sweetpotato pie, because that's just

(01:45):
automatically like mother-in-lawloves that, my Jonathan loves
that, my kiddos like sweetpotato pie.
And then cheesecake, becauseeverybody likes cheesecake.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Everybody loves cheesecake yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
So I'm going to do like.
If I'm not mistaken, I believeit's three cheesecakes and three
sweet potatoes, if I'm notmistaken, which is fine, yeah.
But I'm gonna try to makesomething else I want to like.
I, I tried these, uh, cupcakes.
Um, the new recipe I made, oh,I just put together, and I
really like the the cupcakerecipe too.

(02:18):
But he said he wants me to do astrawberry tres leches cake.
Oh, so that's my next one.
That sounds good, yeah.
And then I owe somebody apineapple salam cake, which I
haven't forgot about.
You, girl, For real, i'ma do it, i'ma do it.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
If all of you are missing like a square of leave
it, let it be.
Let it be.
I'ma come over here whileyou're making stuff and be like,
let me sample.
Yep, I'm going to come overhere while you're making stuff.

Speaker 1 (02:44):
I'm going to be like let me sample Yep, Yep and
honestly like, cuando hago algo,I have to do double, Because
Jonathan gets upset whenever Imake something and I don't have
it for the house.

Speaker 2 (02:51):
As he should yeah.

Speaker 1 (02:53):
Like when I make that strawberry one.
I made it Sunday.
I made it just to one.
It was a new recipe.
I was just sending it out.
Yeah, but I was having dinnerat my mother-in-law's.
Jonathan has something to do athome, so he didn't even go.
Pero I went and I made it toLlevo unos frijoles que hice.
I made some baked beans withbacon and um, just a bunch of

(03:16):
stuff that I made.

Speaker 2 (03:17):
You're a whole lot of shows.

Speaker 1 (03:19):
I know I try, I try, and then, oh yeah, and then I
baked that to make tikka asdessert and everybody tried it
and everybody loved it.

Speaker 2 (03:33):
It is super sweet but like I really enjoyed it.
Do you enjoy like cooking andeverything?

Speaker 1 (03:38):
I enjoy doing it.
Yeah, I don't really enjoygetting paid for it, but I just
enjoy doing it.
Like on my day off sometimes,like I want to do everything
from scratch, like I'll make thedinner and I want everything
from scratch and then I'll bakethem something because I want
them to have something sweet.
So I'm making, like somecookies or something.

(03:59):
But I always have in thekitchen I always have a little
see-through case ready forpastries Because de repente,
I'll make cookies, I'll make acake, I'll make a pie and I'll
put it right there for display.
So when he comes home he seesit.

Speaker 2 (04:13):
He already knows.
Yeah, he's like I'm eating good.

Speaker 1 (04:18):
Yeah, I'm definitely that household that has baked
goods all the time.
What's?

Speaker 2 (04:23):
up, I need to be your neighbor.
I'll be like she's cooking cake.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
Yeah, yeah.
Talking about neighbors, I justspoke to my neighbors today.
That's what's up.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
You guys got along.

Speaker 1 (04:39):
Yeah, they're an older Mexican couple.
Okay, perfect, they normallytalk to Jonathan.
This was the first time Iactually got to speak to them,
which was fine.
I mean like I'm not tripping.
They're pretty cool though,like they're very respectful.
I don't mind them, I don't,they don't bother me, they're
never like on the way.
They always wave and like nodtheir head and shit.

(05:00):
So it's pretty cool.
I can't complain about myneighbors.
The.
The house across the street hasthis beautiful, beautiful,
beautiful white dog and I lovehim and I know for a fact that
he loves me because every timehe sees me, he runs to me, he
waits for me to pet him and I'mlike, oh, my god I love you so
much.

Speaker 2 (05:19):
Is it like?
Let me do my daily rubs?

Speaker 1 (05:20):
yes, and I, I love it .
He's such a big ass dog that Ipromise you, if people that are
scared of his breed, they willsee him and run Really and yeah,
like, cause he runs and helooks scary.
But what kind of dog is it?
It has to be some type of pig,okay.
He's really tall though, oh,okay.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Like.

Speaker 1 (05:46):
I feel, okay, he's really tall, though.
Oh yeah, like, I feel like ifhe were to stand in two feet,
we're almost gonna be like faceto face.
Oh shit, yeah, he's really talland he's really like muscular
and you're tall I am tall.
Yeah, yeah, and he's such a bigass baby, though that's the
thing.
Like he doesn't bark at me,he's not aggressive he's the big
dog he just comes up and heliterally like, like he just
rubs his body all over me,waiting for me to pet him.

(06:07):
Yeah, I love it I love it, buthow about you?
How about, how's it going withyour pets?

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Oh, with my baby cats .
I love them.
They're so cute.
They just they don't doanything.
Honestly, they're like notraviesos, I just give them a
bath.
Honestly, I love them so much Iwant to get them the like all
the catnip or anything like thatthey want, because they let me
give them a bath and, like I endup without scratches.
no, nothing oh yes, they'regentle so I'm like in there just

(06:39):
give them their bath and they,like only one tries to like
wiggle out and I like kiss, kisshis forehead, and I'm like stop
, or we're going to be in herefor a long time and then he'll
stop, and I was like I love it.

Speaker 1 (06:49):
Oh, that's so nice.
Well, we recently just got anew pet.
His name is Slider and he's socute.
He's the cutest doggy ever wegot a dog.
He's so cute, he's so cute,he's adorable.
He snuggles, he sleeps with us.
He's a baby.
He's yes, he's officially fourmonths.
And what's?

(07:10):
Today, the 23rd?

Speaker 2 (07:10):
or the 24th.

Speaker 1 (07:12):
It's the 24th, he's four months and two days.
Bitch guess when he was born Onmy sister-in-law's birthday.
Him and K-Lance share the samefucking birthdays.
Aw, that's so cute May 22nd, Iknow.
So, he's four months and twodays, my little baby, but yeah,
he's the cutest.

(07:32):
I haven't bathed him yet.
I don't have anything to bathehim with, but he came in clean
Like.
I got him from a mutual friend.
We got him some of his shotsalready.
He's microchipped already.

Speaker 2 (07:47):
So pretty.
Um, we got him some of hisshots already.
He's microchipped already, sopretty excited.
I just know that for fleas it'sdone, so we'll go ahead and
drown them out so, um, yes,mother-in-law, has she mentioned
that?

Speaker 1 (07:56):
so también um, pero ahorita, it was recommended for
him not to be outside for likethe first three months or so, so
uh from his shot, sotechnically he he can't be
outside for like the first threemonths or so.
So from his shots, sotechnically he can't go outside
until like another Two moremonths.
Two more months yeah, so.
October 12th was after OctoberNovember.
Dude that's fucked, sotechnically he can't be outside

(08:18):
until after November 12th.

Speaker 2 (08:20):
Dang.

Speaker 1 (08:20):
That's when his last set of shots will be.
That's what they recommend, but, honestly, for me that's when
his last set of shots will be.
That's what.
That's what they recommend, but, honestly, for me that's fine,
because he's gonna be an insidedog anyways yeah so once he's
all his shots are good, thenwe'll show him outside, which
I'm not really tripping becausehe's not really gonna be outside
yeah, like he'll be outside tolike use the restroom and like
sunbathe and shit like that, butlike I am going to have have a

(08:43):
dog to gar outside.
But Slider's not it, slider'sjust going to be An inside dog
An inside dog yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:50):
Yeah, I would invest in like some fluffy shampoo
because it looks like he's goingto.
He's a fluffy type he is he is.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
I want to go ahead and shave him all off, though.
Yeah, I want him, I want, Iwant to start him like pretty
much from the bottom.
Yeah, get him, because he camealready a little bit natted,
mm-hmm.
So I was like, okay, I tried toget some naps and the thing
that I love about him is I triedgrooming him and he accepts all
of it.
Aw, like he accepts me touchinghis paws, like gripping his

(09:20):
nails.

Speaker 2 (09:22):
That is so cute.

Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yeah, I've had to cut like hair around his face and
he sits there Like he justgenerally cuts his hair Like I
actually like that he is welcomewith me touching, like even his
genitals, like I try to shaveor cut his genital hairs and
everything.
And he's like okay with it.
Like I love that he's very open.

Speaker 2 (09:43):
Very accepting.

Speaker 1 (09:44):
So I appreciate that who I got him from yeah, I got
him comfortable with that, but Ido want to get him
professionally groomed.
I want to find a groomer forhim so, like whenever I can't, I
need him extra clean for acertain reason, or I just don't
have the time to bathe him, orwhatever.

(10:04):
I can just take him to someoneand they know exactly what I
want.

Speaker 2 (10:07):
Kind of like my nail lady.

Speaker 1 (10:08):
She knows exactly what I like Like my hair lady,
she knows exactly how much tocut, what color I want to dye my
hair.
Like I want the same thing forhim, like, okay, let me call
your so and so, let me call yourgroomer.
Hey, I'm a neat and you can usea slider and type of shit.
That's how I want to keep it.
That's how I want to have it.
Yeah, muffelgar already gotinsurance.

Speaker 2 (10:29):
Really, yes, you got him pet insurance.

Speaker 1 (10:32):
Yes, he got insurance before we even got him that is
so cute.
No, the day we got him, yeah,the moment we forgot his name.

Speaker 2 (10:42):
You guys got him insurance.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Yeah, we got him pet insurance.

Speaker 2 (10:45):
Oh, that is so cute.
What does that even cover?

Speaker 1 (10:48):
Oh, that was Slider.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
He said don't talk about me.

Speaker 1 (10:55):
Right.
Oh, he's behind me, he's alwayssomewhere around me.
That's what I love.
It covers.
I read it but I don't know.
Yeah, I know that it covers,because there's different plans,
like there's different things,and I know ours covers like, if
I'm not mistaken, it covers likesurgeries, certain checkups,

(11:19):
certain things that they providefrom the doctor, like, if I'm
not mistaken, like the regularroutine shots and shit like that
.

Speaker 2 (11:27):
Like oh, okay, yeah it's like different plans.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
It's kind of like your health insurance on your
job.
If they offer it like there'sbasic plans and then there's
add-ons, there's things that youcan do as add-ons.
Um, like one of the things thathopefully we didn't add it, but
we didn't think we didn't talkabout it for the future,
hopefully when he passes it's anatural old cause.

(11:50):
He's just a super old dog.
So they offer for stuff likethat.
They offer to pay for thecremation or the burial of
everything that is so cute.
So I wish we would have knownthat, for a lot of of different
reasons but, I'm glad that weknow it now.
So if you didn't know, now youknow yeah, and we actually took

(12:11):
him to get his shots to the sameplace that I recommended you
for your cats to get themneutered, yeah, and I.
It was 60 dollars, bitch, andthat included the microchip,
that's so nice.

Speaker 2 (12:23):
Yeah, no for my cats.
Uh, I don't know where maryended up going to go ahead and
get his shots because theyneeded rabies shots for
something.
Yeah, um and uh, I think heended up paying like 180 bitch,
you need to go where I told youyou need.
No, I told him and he, like he,ended up going with his mom
somewhere else.
Oh, I was like alright, no,they tripping.

(12:45):
No, but I did make him anappointment to go ahead and get
them spayed and neutered.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
Yeah, yeah, because that's what I'm going to do with
.
What's his face With Slider?
But they said for us to waitfor all his shots and whatnot.
I'm just doing whatever isrecommended.
I'm not asking for anybody'sopinion.
Thank, you very much.
Once I ask for your opinion,then it will be welcome and then
I'm just going to do what'sbest, what Jonathan and I decide

(13:11):
based on what his doctors arerecommending.
Yeah Type of shit.
So yep, yep yep.
So we got a new house and we gota new baby, yes, so it's
exciting.
I love my life.

Speaker 2 (13:27):
Yes, it's a family coming into its own home.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yes, yes, that's what I was going to say.
It was just like it's justcrazy.
I haven't done therapy, I'm notgoing to be able to do therapy
because my therapist is goingthrough some stuff.
Oh well, she's not goingthrough some stuff, she just has
to deal with some stuff.
Oh well, she's not goingthrough some stuff, she just has
to deal with some stuff, yeah.
And so she's just going to beout of service.
And you know what I feel, okay,yeah, naturally, this time of

(13:57):
year it's really rough on me.
My birthday's coming up October3rd.
Make sure to tell me happybirthday, you bitches.
Not right, exactly.
And um, I feel this time, thistime around, I have a really
hard time.
You know.
I don't want to get too deepinto the conversation of why,

(14:17):
just not right now yeah but um,right now I feel really good, I
feel okay, I feel like you're ina good like this year is going
to be different.

Speaker 2 (14:28):
That's good yeah.

Speaker 1 (14:31):
So I feel really excited.

Speaker 2 (14:32):
And plus, you've done a lot of progress, a lot of
growth, so it's like expectedfor you to go ahead and evolve
and feel better about certainthings in certain situations.

Speaker 1 (14:41):
For sure, for sure, that's what's up.

Speaker 2 (14:42):
I'm happy for you.
Thanks, all sure For sure.
That's what's up.
I'm happy for you.

Speaker 1 (14:44):
Thanks, All right.
Well, let's hop on today'sepisode oh yeah.
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Speaker 1 (15:06):
Hell yeah, my little ice, anyways.
So I was thinking it's been aminute and I feel like we should
play a game with our people.
Ooh, okay.

Speaker 2 (15:20):
Ooh spice.

Speaker 1 (15:20):
But if you have kids, if you are under 18, I'm gonna
need you to lower it down,because my voice is very loud
and you won't get caught up withyour parents.

Speaker 2 (15:29):
Okay, not exactly the fucking abuela coming from the
background, be like let me putyou on well I don't know.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
We're about to teach you some new stuff you didn't
even know about yeah, so we'regonna play this little game that
I got in an adult store.
No, no, no, no and um, it'scalled truth or dare, but we,
we're not going to do the dare,you nasty fuckers, we're just

(16:07):
going to do the truth.
We ain't got no visuals fory'all.
Yeah, yeah, calm it down.
Only fans coming soon.
I mean nah.

Speaker 2 (16:14):
For real.

Speaker 1 (16:15):
I'm like, but if you go ahead and pay us, Fuck him
and Lady, let me go ahead andsee what one of these dare say
None of you are trying to pimpus out bitch, hey, money comes
where it comes Right.
She said money talks, bullshitwalks.
Hey, oh, no wait, I think Isaid that wrong.
I think it's bullshit walks.
Bullshit talks, money walks,you walking on money.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
I don't know.
I think you said it right thefirst time.
I think so too.

Speaker 1 (16:47):
It?
I think so too.
It sounded good.
Yeah, it did I'll bleep therest out.
Anyways, awkward Anywho.

Speaker 2 (16:50):
Okay, so we're going to go ahead and start.

Speaker 1 (16:53):
You want the truth or the dare, I don't know.
Preguntame First question.
So do you want to we bothanswer?
Or, nomas, do Like I ask youthe question and you answer, or
then you answer and then Ianswer I feel like I answer and
then you answer, so we bothanswer yeah.

(17:13):
Okay, bye, bye, bye, bye.
Luego ustedes answer.

Speaker 2 (17:16):
Yeah, and then let us know, yeah, yeah, you dirty
bitches For real.
We'll give you a dare at theend.
Okay, for real.

Speaker 1 (17:24):
Okay, true.
Where do you feel most sexy Onthe dance floor?

Speaker 2 (17:33):
Or getting cozy in the dark.
Hmm, I feel like Well mine's inthe kitchen, I don't know.
But I mean, I guess, it will beLike the dance floor, I guess.
Like out, because you're likedoing things.

Speaker 1 (17:45):
Well, no, I mean, if you're the first place that you
thought was your kitchen, I meanit would be cozy at home.
Yeah, like, yeah, I feel likethat's okay.

Speaker 2 (17:58):
Okay, cozy and dark, you too Same.
Same at home, or Nottechnically same?

Speaker 1 (18:05):
at home or not.
Not technically like at home,but cozy and dark in general, I
think it'll be like it'll bebetter.
Yeah, yeah, cause, like on thedance floor, like I'll, I'll get
hot you know what I mean butthat's like I'm not gonna do
anything.
I wanna do stuff with you, soI'd rather be somewhere where
it's just dark.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Oh yeah, that's true.
Yeah, because if you go to O1,them bitches get nasty in there.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
No bitch, I don't, I don't go to O1.
Oh.

Speaker 2 (18:33):
Well, bitches, be in there getting nasty.

Speaker 1 (18:35):
I know, I know people who go there and them bitches
are nasty, you know you know,let me add these bitches, not
instagram, not me being messyit's okay.
It's okay, they messy first no,that part, oh girl, that part,
let me just not even sayanything.

(18:56):
She was like and she's me forreal.
But let me not, let me, let mejust save that for later.
Go ahead and pick up your.

Speaker 2 (19:03):
That's for a different part.
Yeah, yeah, okay.
Would you rather cuddlepost-sex or jump into a hot
shower together?
So, like after sex?
You're cuddling or are yougetting in the shower?

Speaker 1 (19:17):
I like to cuddle.

Speaker 2 (19:18):
Cuddle, mm-hmm, we usually start it in the shower.
Huh, I said we usually start itin the shower huh, I said we
usually start in the shower.

Speaker 1 (19:28):
Yeah, well, no, no, not always.
Like we don't always start inthe shower.
It's more like after the showeror before the shower, like we
have sex.
Well, in quote, we're gonnashower and then we hop in the
shower together like wash offand clean, or like we get in the
shower and then we'll fuckafter the shower no, that's, but

(19:48):
that's what it's asking.

Speaker 2 (19:48):
Like, are you gonna jump into?
Oh, that's because you alreadyhad the intention of showering.

Speaker 1 (19:53):
Yeah, okay, but normally, but normally like if
we're just having sex, wenormally just I would like to
cuddle afterwards and then wecan shower.
Yeah, I'm gonna say no to theshower afterwards, but I like to
cuddle first and then we canshower.

Speaker 2 (20:05):
Yeah, I'm not saying no to the shower afterwards but
I like to cuddle first and thenshower, that's good, it's
romantic, mm-hmm, I think me too.

Speaker 1 (20:10):
Because it's like sometimes I'm not done after
that first round, Mm-hmm.
So it's like you do that firstround and then you like cuddle a
little bit and it's like you'reresting and catching your
breath.
It gives me enough time to getyou going again Around two, you
know what I'm saying, yeah.
So I like to cuddle, for sure.

Speaker 2 (20:32):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (20:32):
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 2 (20:35):
Mi turno A ver a ver.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
Oh interesting.
Have you ever gone streaking?

Speaker 2 (20:41):
Streaking Like out naked.

Speaker 1 (20:43):
Yeah, I've done it in a pool, isn't that skinny
dipping?
Oh, but I ran outside Like.

Speaker 2 (20:51):
I ran from the house naked and I went outside.

Speaker 1 (20:56):
Okay, well, I mean, it doesn't matter, because you
beat me on both.
I haven't done neither.

Speaker 2 (21:00):
Oh really.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
You're going to be doing the nasty outside.

Speaker 1 (21:04):
Yeah, I do the nasty outside, but I don't run naked
outside.

Speaker 2 (21:09):
Okay so.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
I guess what I'm thinking here is have you ever
gone streaking?
It's like ten cueras and thenyou run outside Like that's what
I'm picturing.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
Oh, and then I guess not.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Because mine was just like from the house, like
running into into jumping intothe pool.
See for me for me that's skinnydipping, because that's
normally what that is.
You jump in there naked yeahyeah.
So for me, I don't know, Idon't know, I don't know I'm
right, but that's how I'mthinking of it.
Okay, like, have you ever gonestreaking?
Yeah, like you get naked andyou run down the street or
something.
Yeah me, neither that, neitherthat's crazy, that's some white
people shit.

Speaker 2 (21:47):
No, I'm joking.
Okay, have you ever fantasizedabout having sex with a teacher?
If so, which one?

Speaker 1 (21:59):
With a teacher I did in sixth grade.
I forgot what her name was, butshe was my.
I think she was my math teacher.

Speaker 2 (22:11):
Who.

Speaker 1 (22:12):
Yeah, she was young, she had a nice body, nice ass.

Speaker 2 (22:16):
Nice, I'm trying to think about all my teachers.
I'm like, um, I don't think so.
They're all kind of old.
I'm dead as hell.

Speaker 1 (22:30):
I was into old men back then.
Yeah, this was interesting.
What food or smell really putsyou in the mood?

Speaker 2 (22:40):
what food or smell.
I want to say that like axsmell, like that body wash.

Speaker 1 (22:47):
OK, ok, I can get with that.
I don't really have a food thatputs me in the mood, yeah, but
smell wise.
I like manly smells like.
I like Jonathan's cologne, likesometimes, whenever he hugs me
and I smell his cologne, it'slike fuck me right now.

Speaker 2 (23:08):
She's like I'm already dropping my panties.

Speaker 1 (23:11):
Yeah, like they're gone Dissolved, Like where did
they even go?
It don't matter.

Speaker 2 (23:16):
It's like I was naked when you walked in.
Yeah dead ass.
The first For real.
I was like close.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
Yeah, I don't know what happened.

Speaker 2 (23:25):
I was like whoa, I guess you just have to fuck me,
I guess.
Dude bro, I'll hear it.
If you do it, do me like that Iknow, like some people you
smell that you just gotta doublelike damn like hold on.

Speaker 1 (23:41):
What is that?
Come here?

Speaker 2 (23:43):
where'd you get that?
Yeah, it's like an apple bottle.
You walk away.
Some people really do be likethat.
You double take on some peoplelike hold on that smell on my
man.

Speaker 1 (23:54):
Fuck yeah, what is?
How much is that by room?
Right now?
I'm like give me three I justneed three.

Speaker 2 (24:01):
just go spray him real quick.
Oh, I'm like we going on a dateafter today, hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (24:09):
Smell good for your partner.
People, exactly, smell good forthe lady.
Smell good for your man, yeslet them know what you like.
Hell, yeah, let them know whatyou like, so you can pop this
pussy open for them.

Speaker 2 (24:21):
For real Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, and pop this
pussy open for them.

Speaker 1 (24:25):
For real, anyways.

Speaker 2 (24:26):
Anyways, let's see my turn, my turn.

Speaker 1 (24:32):
I don't know why.
I thought you were going to saythat.

Speaker 2 (24:36):
My turn.

Speaker 1 (24:37):
I know you said my turn, but it sounded like you
said my turn and I was like myturn, my turn, bitch.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
Yo con hambre A ver ¿qué dice la carta.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Okay, okay, okay.

Speaker 2 (24:53):
During sex?
Is it harder if I scream yourname or tell you I love what
you're doing to me?

Speaker 1 (25:00):
Which one's harder?
Yeah, if I were to hear you saymy name.

Speaker 2 (25:04):
Yeah, like, or what was the other one?
Well, I just kind of read ithow it is.

Speaker 1 (25:08):
No, yeah, no, I get you, no, I get you.

Speaker 2 (25:09):
Okay.
So during sex, do you find itharder whenever you're screaming
your partner's name or wheneveryou're telling them like, oh, I
love when you're doing that.

Speaker 1 (25:17):
The second one.
The second one, mm.
I like being asked do you likethis, does it feel good?
Or stuff like that.
That's what I'm like.

Speaker 2 (25:29):
Okay, yeah, what about you?
I feel like I would like itbetter if you're saying my name.
I'm like we don't really saymuch.
Okay, no-transcript.

Speaker 1 (25:43):
Interesting.
I like saying names.
I like to hear moans.

Speaker 2 (25:50):
Yeah, like following that.

Speaker 1 (25:53):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (25:54):
But like that's what I'm saying.
I'm like if you're saying myname and moaning Okay.

Speaker 1 (25:59):
You got me, yeah, I got you.
I got you.
Okay, next card.
Will you rather have sex in acar or in the bathroom of a bar?

Speaker 2 (26:14):
Oh, fuck me in a car, bro.
Yeah, the fuck you doing me ina bar.

Speaker 1 (26:20):
Look at here, look at here, look, look.
I'd rather do you in a car somuch more than in a bar that if
you're a shorty, it's okay, youcan just do you in the car so
much more than in a bar that ifyou're a shorty, it's OK, you
can just do me outside the car.
Like half of my body will be inand we can just have my ass
sticking out.

Speaker 2 (26:36):
For real or something .

Speaker 1 (26:38):
Bro, I will fuck you in a car at a church.

Speaker 2 (26:40):
Don't do me like this .
Do not fuck me in a fuckingbathroom at a bar.
Oh hell, no, that's so nastyLike no.
Respetame.

Speaker 1 (26:51):
Tampoco, tampoco tampoco.

Speaker 2 (26:52):
A little bit.
It don't matter if you just metme.

Speaker 1 (26:55):
I'll let you probably lick me, bite me, probably play
with my titty in a bathroom bar, but that's pretty much it.

Speaker 2 (27:03):
Bro, you better not take me inside.
No bathroom at the bar.

Speaker 1 (27:06):
To fuck me.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
No, exactly, you start leading me towards the
bathroom.
I'm like, oh hell, no.

Speaker 1 (27:11):
I'm letting go right there, I'm walking out.

Speaker 2 (27:14):
Fuck no dude, you got me fucked up, and plus there is
so much more you can do in acar, fuck that, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (27:22):
And so much cleaner.

Speaker 2 (27:27):
Yes, like so much cleaner?
Yes, and you have more AC.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
That part alcohol with the outfits, with the hair
I'm pretty sure us bitches gonnahave our hair down.
We will appreciate you morebending us over in front of an
AC van or car exactly on top ofthe toilet seat.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
Thank you very much and then everything's gonna be
musty fuck that and now, man,how many people are gonna be
banging or coming?

Speaker 1 (27:50):
Thank you very much.
And then everything's going tobe musty.
Fuck that.
And how many people are goingto be banging or coming into the
stock?
And majority of the restroomsare like two, three stalls in
there.
So in reality, we're not goingto be able to fuck.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
Let's be realistic, exactly.
Yeah, I'm going to enjoy myself.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
You know, like I'm down for a quick fuck, but bitch
, I'm an adult, let's do this asan adult, I'm in a car?
No, exactly show me class andmake sure you always got
protection, you nasty fuckersfor real.
Anyways, wait, is it my turn oryour turn?

Speaker 2 (28:20):
I think it was my turn okay go ahead.

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Let's put this bitch back in here somewhere.
I'm over here skipping turns.

Speaker 2 (28:26):
You're taking too long, melanie.

Speaker 1 (28:29):
I'm dyslexic, let me be One of the two is not last.

Speaker 2 (28:32):
What the fuck I'm like?
Let me just, I got two Hell nah, that was her ass clap.
If y'all didn't know thatExactly, that was crisp.
I got maldotas over here.
Let me be, let me dream.
Let me dream.
Nah, but have you ever beenharassed at work?

(28:54):
Give me them details.
Yes, ooh, spill the tea already.
I want to know who turned youaround, who bent you over that
desk?
Let me find out.

Speaker 1 (29:08):
Nobody yet.

Speaker 2 (29:12):
You making a pit stop at your insurance for a quickie
, jonathan, lisa, let me just govisit her, bring her lunch this
sausage.
No, love it, it's a deliveryFor one.
Hell, no, no love it, it's adelivery for one hell no bitch,

(29:33):
but are you going to thebathroom or to the car?

Speaker 1 (29:36):
you know what?
Our office is pretty big, wecan do it anywhere you like,
actually per the per close for aminute you're right, our doors
automatically lock.
Actually, oh burn, yeah,definitely, we can definitely
take our time.

Speaker 2 (29:52):
For real.
They're over there banging andbeing like Un momento, por favor
, señora.
I'm on a very busy call and Ihear.

Speaker 1 (30:04):
Fucking little lady bitch.
Exactly, that's exactly whathappens, not as it should.
You're not even disappointed.
No, I um, I'm not.
I thought of courses that haveyou gotten aroused while at work
, at work well, yeah, out whileyou're at work, so like getting
horny right, yeah, while you'reworking have you ever been

(30:28):
aroused at work?
Aroused aroused, aroused, that'slike horny, right, yeah, is
that what that means?
Okay, cool, well, yeah, sexy,oh, per Mm-hmm.
Sometimes I get woken up tomorning sex and it's like I'll
think about it while I work andit's like damn, I'm going to eat

(30:50):
that shit again when I get home.

Speaker 2 (30:51):
Okay, but let's change it up.

Speaker 1 (30:53):
While you're at work.
Okay, yes.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Like something there.
Has it ever harassed you?

Speaker 1 (31:00):
So outside of my mind .
Yeah, outside of your mind,outside of my mind, outside of
sex scene yeah, outside of sexmind, outside of my mind,
outside of sexting yeah, outsideof sexting.
So like just general word, no.

Speaker 2 (31:16):
No.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
I like to keep.
No, I found I have.
I've had flirted with people.
I flirted with people.
I've like, yeah, money isedwith people.
I've like, yeah, he, he, he, he.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
But like none of them .
Money is money, guys.

Speaker 1 (31:31):
Yeah but like none of them give me horny, like none
of them's like, oh yeah, fuckhim.
Actually, actually, no, okay,now that I'm really thinking
about it.

Speaker 2 (31:41):
Yeah, she's like hold on, let me retract.

Speaker 1 (31:47):
There have been certain customers that I see the
card said give me the detailsthey're just super nice and
they're nice to look at and it'slike damn, I will sit on their
face right now, you'd be likebend me over some of them, some
of them strictly writing theirface.

(32:08):
Some of them, some of themstrictly writing their face.
Some of them is like okay, Iwant to see if you can bend me
over.
That be shit for sure.
But mainly, mainly, mainly,it's oral Something about their
face, whether it's like a nicesmile or just their hair is nice
and clean and just retouched,whether it's the hair dye, the

(32:33):
hairdo, the fresh haircut.
Yeah, cleanness.
Sometimes you have a reallynice smile, that's what's up.
Yeah, sometimes it's like, yeah, that's it on your face.

Speaker 2 (32:48):
I'm like I'll fuck you.

Speaker 1 (32:50):
I'll let you fuck me.
I'll let you do what you doyeah, curiosity, curiosity kills
a cat, curiosity woulddefinitely kill me for sure what
about you, though?

Speaker 2 (33:04):
for me it's easy.
Yeah, you know, ray works therekind of easy, like okay, for
sure.
What about you though?
For me it's easy yeah, becauseyou know Ray works here Kind of
easy.

Speaker 1 (33:11):
Okay, well, let me switch it up, okay.
Before Ray Diego, like I've hadmy flirtatious moments here and
there, she's like cut the mic.
Let's get this question.

(33:31):
If your name is ray, I'm gonnaneed to stop listening.

Speaker 2 (33:33):
no cut to the 23 mark , right?
No, um, not really.
I mean like there's cute guysthere like for sure that you'd
be like maybe it was never.

Speaker 1 (33:50):
Yeah, I'll fuck him.

Speaker 2 (33:51):
Yeah, it was never to where they're like bro, in that
trailer you got it yeah, damn,I guess it's just me.

Speaker 1 (33:58):
I'm just a whore, yeah.

Speaker 2 (34:03):
I'm like I have accepted my fate nah, I'm making
producers hear have accepted myfate.
Nah, I'm making it prettyserious here.

Speaker 1 (34:10):
My man is not here.
He knows that he married awhore Nah he don't know that
part yet.
He loves it here.
Nah, Okay, okay.
Okay.
Which is your favorite kind ofsex Soft and sweet or aggressive
and feisty?

Speaker 2 (34:30):
Mmm See, soft and sweet will get me there so fast
and so hot, but you better gohard and feisty, like I want
that feisty stuff.

Speaker 1 (34:41):
Yeah, yeah, honestly, it's kind of hard for me to
pick.
Yeah, it really depends on mymood, like realistically.
Before, Jonathan, it was justaggressive and feisty Like I
just wanted to.
I just wanted you to fuck meLike just literally fuck.
Like just don't worry about me,just fuck me, type of shit.

(35:04):
But, like meetingathan andactually like experiencing love.
Sometimes I want him to justlike love me and touch me and be
soft and caress my skin and Ijust want to like touch and you
know just yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So it's kind of hard, I like Ifeel like my favorite.

(35:28):
I feel like my favorite onewill be soft and sweet now.

Speaker 2 (35:31):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (35:31):
For sure, because it's like when I want to be
fucked like a slut, I let it beknown.

Speaker 2 (35:36):
That part.
Yeah, see, I'm into that gentleone.

Speaker 1 (35:43):
I was like, yeah, I guess we're born in the same
boat.
Yeah, nice, cool, cool, cool,cool.
Oh yeah.
They don't know which one y'allare, you nasty bitches.

Speaker 2 (35:50):
Exactly.
That's a good one.
We're going to put a poll.
We're going to find out.

Speaker 1 (35:54):
Oh yeah, we should do that.

Speaker 2 (35:57):
Okay, so next one is where is your most ticklish spot
?

Speaker 1 (36:02):
Oh, Lord bitch my whole body.

Speaker 2 (36:05):
Is it really?

Speaker 1 (36:06):
Yeah, it's like I'm ticklish everywhere by any touch
.
Ooh, just thinking about it, Igot goosebumps.

Speaker 2 (36:12):
Bruh.

Speaker 1 (36:13):
Like I just yeah.

Speaker 2 (36:14):
But is it anybody?
Or yeah, really.

Speaker 1 (36:17):
Yeah, I'm just ticklish Like you can, just like
you know how sometimes you'recrossing and sometimes you're
really close to somebody.
You kind you're crossing andsometimes you're really close to
somebody and you kind of justat least for me personally, I
don't have it like I'll pull myhand and be like oh, excuse me,
and like I'll grab like yourside or your arms or something
and just kind of like move yeah,you move like.

(36:38):
I always say if you touch melike that, I'll get ticklish
like yeah, like it doesn't haveto be a sexual thing, it could
be an accident.

Speaker 2 (36:46):
Like I'll tickle myself bitch Bruh.
Yeah, so it's like yeah, you'relike, why am I laughing?

Speaker 1 (36:51):
Yeah, like I hate it.
I hate being tickled, thoughthat's one thing to be.
That's instantly a turn off,like that instantly pisses me
off, like I don't, like I don'tgive a fuck.
How many times do you apologize?
Shut the fuck up.
Yeah, I'm extremely pissed.
Yeah, yeah, I just can't do it.
I don't.

(37:12):
I, I don't know why I get somad, but I don't like the
feeling of being ticklish, likeI know that I'm laughing, but
it's you're such in a vulnerablespot when you're being tickled
because you're like uncontrolled.

Speaker 2 (37:25):
Like you, you don't have control of your own body.

Speaker 1 (37:27):
I just don't like it.

Speaker 2 (37:29):
Yeah, I don't like that feeling I'm only ticklish,
like on my sides, like my ribsor my feet.
But the funny thing, is with myfeet.
The only one that can tickle methere is my mom.
Interesting, yeah, because likeRay has tried it before and
like my sister too, like tryingto prank me and stuff, but like

(37:49):
it doesn't work, but like my momdoes it, dude, I'm fucking
laughing.
I'm like bro, get off me.

Speaker 1 (37:53):
Interesting.

Speaker 2 (37:54):
I wonder what that means I don't know, but like, if
you get my sides, yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:59):
Interesting.
I'm gonna have to look that up.
What does it mean when thething is, when only one person
can tickle?

Speaker 2 (38:05):
me yeah, that's why I asked you.
I'm like, is it everybody?

Speaker 1 (38:08):
Yeah, no yeah, but I'm like super ticklish.
Like I am not ticklish on myfeet if I see you looking at my
feet, but if you go and touch myfeet and I'm not noticing it,
then it'll.

Speaker 2 (38:23):
It'll trigger it.

Speaker 1 (38:24):
Yeah, it'll trigger me.
Yeah, I'll be like ah yeah, Isit my turn to read?
Yeah, Okay cool.
It says have you ever caughtanyone else getting busy?
Did you stay and watch?

Speaker 2 (38:41):
What is busy?

Speaker 1 (38:42):
Have you ever caught anybody having sex or anything
sexual Like giving head, gettingor receiving head or actually
fucking?

Speaker 2 (38:53):
No, no, just kidding.
I think I saw my parents once,but I ran away Because I was six
and I was like what the fuck?
Let me just go back to my bed.

Speaker 1 (39:05):
I have seen someone have sex.

Speaker 2 (39:10):
yes, you walked in on them, or what?

Speaker 1 (39:15):
I was asleep and I woke up to them having sex.
So I just kind of like made itseem that I was waking up.
So then they stopped.
So then I just turned around.

Speaker 2 (39:35):
It was like wide-eyed .

Speaker 1 (39:36):
And I just kind of went back to sleep because they
left the room.

Speaker 2 (39:41):
Yeah, oh, so they were just chilling in the same
bed.
We weren't in the same bed.

Speaker 1 (39:46):
We were in the same bed.
We weren't in the same bed.
Uh-huh, we were in the sameroom, mm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I was like how, I'm like whatcan I say tonight because I'm
not exposed too much?
Ay, because I don't want peopletalking.
But yeah, anyways, nextquestion All right, let me do

(40:09):
this anyways.

Speaker 2 (40:09):
would you rather receive a dirty text, message,
email or email?
Bitch, shut the fuck up.
Would you rather receive adirty text or a dirty voicemail?
Yes, I'm like.
Yes, give me both yeah, bitch,I will.

Speaker 1 (40:26):
I will enjoy an email , like if you were to email me
like on some sexy shit.
I will be like, yes, sir,sincerely you're slut she said
sincerely I'ma sign it out likemy tattoo.
Yours truly, you're slut.

(40:46):
No, yeah, sincerely, I'msigning out like my tattoo.
Yours truly, your slut.
No, yeah, I will probably likea voice message.
Slash voicemail, yes, becausethen I can put it up to my ear.
And then be like you'rewhispering into my ear, so that

(41:07):
would definitely get me goingand steaming yeah.

Speaker 2 (41:14):
Dude, I freak out Like.
I get like To receive them orto send them To receive them.
Like I don't know how to act.

Speaker 1 (41:22):
Like.

Speaker 2 (41:23):
I don't know, I'm just like, oh my god, like I
don't.
What do you do on the porn site?

Speaker 1 (41:28):
I don't know like I'm just like, oh my god, like I
don't like that.
What do you do on the porn site?
I?

Speaker 2 (41:31):
was like, if you want to put back, like it's gonna
take me a minute because I'mgonna be laughing, but like I
don't think it's funny, like Ithink it's hot and it's cute,
but like you're making me blushtoo much, like I can't control
myself.

Speaker 1 (41:43):
No, I get it.
I get it.
In the beginning, when I firststarted like 16, like was, I
would get like that.
I would be like, oh my God,what do I say?
What do I say?
What do I do?
What do I do?
I started Googling like what doyou say when somebody says this
, how do you sext?
Yeah, I mean at least megrowing up, whenever I was

(42:09):
younger, I did look it up, tryto figure out, because I didn't
understand All I knew of sex waspretty much what I saw on the
internet and like porn videosand magazines and shit like that
.
So it's like I didn't reallyknow how to sex.
But then eventually I got thegroove on and I just said things
that I would just imagine thatwill feel good with who I was

(42:30):
texting.
Yeah, you know what I mean.
So it's like, at this verymoment, what would I want them
to do?
I'm like, okay, I'm in thekitchen and I want you to.
You came home and as you camehome, you like bend me over and
you know, just like's, that'show I just kind of you're giving
a visual yeah, so it's like.

(42:52):
So it's kind of like.
Sometimes you can paint apicture that's very realistic
and then you come home and thatshit actually happens.
That's what's up.
Yeah, so it's just like it's.
I get the whole nerve, nervewracking thing, because that was
definitely me.
I wouldn't know what to say.
I will get stuck, I will belike oh yeah, that sounds good
and it's just like I don't knowwhat else to say but it would

(43:13):
sound good yeah, yeah, or lol,yo bitch, drop the lol, just
fucking send it.

Speaker 2 (43:20):
No, but like I just get like uh, not even like
stuttered on my words, on likewhat to say, because, like
that's true, like just paintlike a visual, uh description,
it's like a really good way but,it's more of like I'll blush
too much, that I'm like I can'tcontain myself.

Speaker 1 (43:37):
I'm like yeah, no, I get it.
I get it Cause I, I can, I cantalk dirty moral or text than.

Speaker 2 (43:45):
I can in person, yeah .

Speaker 1 (43:46):
In person.
I get very.
I can't.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
I wouldn't even be able to send like a voice memo,
like if I hear one I'm freakingout.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
Oh, no, I can do a voice message, I can't receive
one.
Yeah, okay, that's what I'msaying.

Speaker 2 (43:59):
I'm like I'm blushing way too much on my breath this
today.
I'm like if I see you, I'mgoing to get red.
Like get out of here.
You see the red dot on your mic.
Yeah, that that's my face theentire day.
When you look at me, I'm likewhy would you say that?
I'm like I hear red ass.
Are you going to hear back?
It's like what the fuck Like?

(44:21):
Shut the fuck up Hell no.
my lady said Friends on the Hell, no my lady said Friend zone,
no, no, te creas mi amor.
I love you.

Speaker 1 (44:31):
He sent me one.

Speaker 2 (44:32):
A ver que pasa.

Speaker 1 (44:33):
Right, right, right, no.
Yeah, no, I get it though.
I get it, though it is likeNerve wracking, it is, but it's
not like In a bad way.
It's just like it's a lot.
It's like oh my god, what do I?

Speaker 2 (44:43):
do?
What do I do?

Speaker 1 (44:44):
what I do now, like you see you're like, you're like
jumping in your in your spine alot of bitch.

Speaker 2 (44:51):
You can't hear this.
Yeah, like you want to listen,but you can't yeah, no, I get it
.

Speaker 1 (44:55):
I get it.
I definitely did have that.
Like I said, I definitely havethat, but I realized that that's
something that I actually likedoing so I figured out how to
talk it the way that I like totalk, so it's pretty cool.
But I guess that's what I'msaying, Like if you want to make
it a thing or not make it athing, but if you want to try it
out, I would just try to workthrough it and I just start by

(45:19):
texting, like you know, and seehow that makes you feel.

Speaker 2 (45:22):
It's not for everybody, though.

Speaker 1 (45:24):
Yeah, you know what I mean, so it's not a big deal,
but me personally voice messageyeah, mm-hmm, perfect, mm-hmm.
Is it my time to read?
Yes, okay, I'm going to readone of these Whoa Okay, oh dead.

Speaker 2 (45:44):
You have to guess the color of my underwear, mm Pasty
, pink oh period.
You have to guess the color ofmy underwear, mmm Pasty, pink oh
period.
Is it pink?
No, oh red.

Speaker 1 (45:54):
Bread.

Speaker 2 (45:55):
No, red.
Oh, it's because you saidperiod, so I'm like red.

Speaker 1 (45:59):
Oh, no, no, no, and I was just thinking no, oh, my
bad.

Speaker 2 (46:05):
I was like red Are you trying to give me a hint.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
You're going to write what the price is?
No, because I was trying to.
I was like what, I'm like whatam I wearing?

Speaker 2 (46:16):
And then I remember what I was wearing.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
so I was like, ah, period, I get dead.
It had nothing to do with whatyou were saying, bitch.
But, no, how many tries shouldwe give you?
Let's give you three times.
You said what?
Peach Pink, no Black.

Speaker 2 (46:33):
No, polka dot.

Speaker 1 (46:36):
No.

Speaker 2 (46:37):
Damn.
What color is it?

Speaker 1 (46:38):
Nah, I'm not wearing any.

Speaker 2 (46:40):
Ah cochina, she said we're busy.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
No bitch.
There's just certain pants thatI don't wear underwear with and
these pants that I'm wearingwith, I just don't wear them
because you can see them.
So I said might as well notwear any.
Not Chinese.

Speaker 2 (46:56):
And they're bottoms so it's like.

Speaker 1 (46:59):
It's not like a mini dress where you can easily see
my hoo-ha.

Speaker 2 (47:03):
Yeah, so it's like covered.

Speaker 1 (47:05):
Yeah, yours.
I think you're wearing a babyblue Wrong, a purple, Nope, a
green, no.
What are you wearing?

Speaker 2 (47:21):
Nada tambien.

Speaker 1 (47:23):
We fucking whores.
I'm having your bare ass buttjuice on my couch.
Hey, I got chores.

Speaker 2 (47:33):
No, I'm just kidding.
Si tengo, I'm holy, I just tooka shower, por eso me puse.
Si no, no tuviera.

Speaker 1 (47:40):
Hell.
No, hey, if you didn't know,you should sleep without
underwear and bottoms once in awhile.
You should sleep without them.

Speaker 2 (47:49):
I sleep in a while you should sleep without them.

Speaker 1 (47:50):
I sleep nakey.
Well, that's good, but ifyou're a person that doesn't
sleep with your body breathing,you should, once in a while I'm
not telling you to do it all thetime, but once in a while sleep
on underwear.
Yeah, it's good for your bodyactually, yeah let it breathe
like for real, just putting itout there.
Anyway, it's your turn to read.

Speaker 2 (48:08):
Yes, oh, speaking of that, I have silk sheets, for
for that reason I can't do silkreally.
Yeah, it's like really good foryour skin.
I know, but I don't know.
But if it's making you itchy,then don't.

Speaker 1 (48:21):
It makes like my skin crawl.
I can't do it.
Ah, were just thinking about it, nope no, I freaking love it.

Speaker 2 (48:28):
I love it on my hair.

Speaker 1 (48:29):
I need to buy pillowcases for it oh yeah, I
got some for my knees, my knees,so my knees have some of that.
My mother-in-law has told meabout the silk sheets and
whatnot.
Um, for my skin, because I havea lot of bitch.
I have so many fucking issuesme, so they have a lot of.
A handful of people havementioned silk for my skin
problems but, I can't stand itlike.

(48:50):
I even tried silk underwear andI just, oh, I just can't, I
just do the um turkish cotton.

Speaker 2 (48:57):
Have you tried that?
No, I don't know what that isit's like a type of fabric, it's
uh, it's like um, I know theyhave like usually blankets for
it and it's like really soft,it's like cooling, it's not too
rough on your skin.
Also it's like really good.

Speaker 1 (49:16):
Nice, nice, okay, cool.
Yeah, I'm gonna try it.
I'm gonna try it.
Yeah, definitely.

Speaker 2 (49:21):
Thanks, you're welcome.
But the next one is have youever had?
Well, this one doesn't reallyapply.
Have you ever had the same sexcrush?

Speaker 1 (49:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (49:33):
That sounds like mine .

Speaker 1 (49:35):
Okay, we need another one that one's gay Like me.

Speaker 2 (49:39):
Oh, this is a big one which turns you on more.
The thought of your partnermasturbating while thinking of
you, or the thought of yourpartner abstaining from
pleasuring themselves until youget frisky, until I get you

(50:05):
frisky with you again.
I'm a little confused okay, Igot you.

Speaker 1 (50:12):
So it's two options.
Yes, which one do you think ishotter?
One, knowing that your partnermasturbated with the thought of
you?
Like they were going to startwith and they were like thinking
of you or two the fact thatthey are horny, thinking of you,
but they're not doing anythinguntil you get home and they get

(50:36):
off with you.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
Oh, probably the second one.
Okay For me.
Oh wait, it says which oneturns you on more.
Yeah, okay.

Speaker 1 (50:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
So for me.
I think realistically the firstone, the thought of them
masturbating about you, mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 (50:54):
Because I was like I would like to come home and I
would like for you to tell meand as you're telling me, I want
you to do it Ooh, that's hot,mm-hmm, mm-hmm, but that's what
I like, right?
But I also like whenever, ifyou were to turn me on, like,
let's just say we're 16 and I'mabout to be like, oh, I'm gonna

(51:17):
start playing with myself, andyou're like, no, you're gonna
wait until I get home, and thenyou continue to tell me what
you're gonna do to me, likethat's what I like yeah you know
what I'm saying so it's likeit's like.
I like a little bit of both.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
It just depends, right of the Of the situation,
of the situation, yeah, and soI'm sticking with my option.
The second one yeah, yes, stingyourself Better, not?
No, it makes sense, I'll takecare of you.

Speaker 1 (51:45):
No, yeah, I mean, that's certain people's things.
I can get with that, like I canget with that.
I can get with that sometimes,because sometimes certain things
are happening and they be likeor like, you know, are you going
to handle it yourself?
And I be like, no, I'm going towait for you to get home, I'm
going to wait until I see you.

(52:06):
Yeah, so I can respect that Forsure.
Truth what's the most sensitivespot of your body?

Speaker 2 (52:16):
Ooh, my nips.

Speaker 1 (52:18):
Your nips.
Mm-hmm For me.
Anything to your nips.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
Like you licking my nips.
Okay, oh, no because, yeah,anything, because I like ice too
, like ice too.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
Okay, sensitive spot on my body, sensitive spot in my
body, uh, my inner thigh, myupper inner thigh yeah, that's a
good one yeah, and it could bein any format, whether you're
like touching it or kissing, orbiting, or like even ice, I can
get done with some ice I likeice play for sure.

Speaker 2 (52:58):
I would say, yeah, I'm like the second one just
because like the hand just ontop, like when you're driving oh
yeah, I like that yeah it doesgood to me.
I'm like, like you got me, it'scute.

Speaker 1 (53:10):
Yeah, it makes me feel something.

Speaker 2 (53:13):
I'm like just me too, Right yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:17):
You want me to open right now.

Speaker 2 (53:18):
No, I'm like, haha, one quick turn.
We can park on the side of thehighway, right.
Bitch, turn your hazards lighton real quick.

Speaker 1 (53:31):
Hell, no, but hell yeah, yeah, for real, Okay.

Speaker 2 (53:36):
So Truth.
Do you think makeup sex isbetter than everyday sex?

Speaker 1 (53:42):
Yes, I think makeup sex is better.
Yeah, makeup sex, I feel likeit's a lot better, especially
like it's a lot better,especially if it's like an anger
makeup sex, cause it's like Iknow me personally, like I know
that I'm gonna fuck you back,like fuck you, but like in a

(54:06):
good way.

Speaker 2 (54:10):
I don't think we have gotten to where we've had
makeup sex, because, like, if weactually are upset about
something, we'll just like talkit out and like that's it.
There's like no, like angerthat sits there for like a
little bit.

Speaker 1 (54:29):
That you're like okay but I feel like you can still
have makeup sex and insituations like that yeah like
makeup sex, and I always have tobe angry, because makeup sex
can be lovable like.
It can be more like if y'all him, you and him more having like a
discussion and then y'all talkabout it and realize that like
y'all are very happy with eachother, it could turn into like a

(54:50):
passionate love.
Like it's happened wherejonathan and I we had like a big
discussion and we ended up likesitting next to each other and
really talking and then we likehugged each other and then we
started kissing and it turnedinto like a love session.
It wasn't really like an angryfuck session yeah, it was a
makeup love section session.

(55:17):
Yeah, it was a makeup lovesection session, yeah, so you
definitely have to be angry, youknow, sometimes it can just be
like a good conversation and youjust realize that you and him
are really good partner, likeknow that y'all good, good
partnership, that you're happythat this is your partner, that
you're happy that this issomebody that you can like
achieve with and look at us talk, look at us grow, and sometimes
, for me personally, sometimesthat makes me really happy and

(55:39):
makes me really love him, sothat's something that turns me
on.

Speaker 2 (55:44):
Because how much.

Speaker 1 (55:45):
It's like damn, look at us be adults.

Speaker 2 (55:47):
Yeah, I'm maturing about it, Mm-hmm Okay.

Speaker 1 (55:53):
I guess that would be better.
Yeah, it's a different point ofview.
Yeah, I like sex?

Speaker 2 (56:00):
Yeah, for real.
I mean like I just like sex.

Speaker 1 (56:04):
I can find a way to fit it in in a certain way.

Speaker 2 (56:07):
But like I like what I'm talking about.

Speaker 1 (56:09):
Yeah, yeah, people who get me, people who get me I
have too many people about.
Yeah, yeah, people who get me.
People who get me.
I have to make people cheerswith this delicious water
Sponsored Hell, yeah, so I feellike we should just talk more
about sex.
Yes, like, I feel like we havedifferent types of point of

(56:29):
views.

Speaker 2 (56:30):
And I feel like it's interesting.

Speaker 1 (56:30):
I like learning.
Yeah, I would like to see ofpoint of views and I feel like
it's interesting.
I like learning.
Yeah, I would like to seedifferent points of views, yeah.

Speaker 2 (56:39):
Let me see how you see it Right.
What angle are you looking from?

Speaker 1 (56:42):
For real, for real.
I feel like we should do thisonce in a while, have like a
little sex talk and see what wegot going on.

Speaker 2 (56:48):
For real.
Yeah, what new things have youtried?

Speaker 1 (56:51):
Yeah, I think it'll be pretty cool.
I think it's fun.
I definitely have quite a fewdifferent games and some of them
do have sex related stuff inthem.
I think it'll be pretty cooleven to ask some of these
questions to some of our guests.
Yes, so let them.
You know you're so able to letus know if you want to come up,

(57:13):
interview with us, talk to us,chill with us, participate with
us.
We're pretty awesome to havey'all on here.
You know you can communicatewith us through our socials like
Facebook, instagram, that linkthat Jonathan created.
Has everything yes you can chatwith us, you can email us.
We also actually Officiallyhave a QR code.

Speaker 2 (57:38):
Yes, yes so.
You can scan and just Get iteverywhere.

Speaker 1 (57:43):
Yes, and we're.
And what do y'all think aboutour new logo?

Speaker 2 (57:47):
Yes, let us know yeah , because it took a lot of
effort.

Speaker 1 (57:50):
We went through a lot of different options.

Speaker 2 (57:52):
We went through a lot of different artists.

Speaker 1 (57:55):
Yes, until we finally found the logo that we wanted,
and we found somebody that didit exactly how we wanted, not
how they wanted.
So really shout out to her.
She does her own cost.
How do you say that word?
Content, no Costume.

Speaker 2 (58:11):
Costume Costumes Costume Customs.
Costumes Customs.
Sorry guys, that's okay, fucky'all.
English is hard For real.

Speaker 1 (58:22):
She does her own things.
She'll draw for you, for you topaint it, or shoes, she draws
it.
It's pretty fucking badass.
Yes, definitely, um, I'm gonnatag her so y'all can reach out
to her if y'all want.

(58:43):
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um.
With that being said, if youwant to follow her and look into
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Okay, okay, we're trying bearwith us.
So like, if're trying, okay,okay, we're trying Bear with us.

Speaker 2 (59:12):
So like if you want to be hearing it before we even
tell you to go.
Listen to us, be prepared.
Yeah, Click that notification.
Be a true one.

Speaker 1 (59:22):
Listen to it before we even tell you to listen to it
.
For real, you know what I'msaying.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
Just do that for yourself.
Just do that for yourself, LikeI already heard it.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
Don't wait on us.

Speaker 2 (59:30):
We suck Nah.
Be independent.
This is on you, yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:35):
We're already doing all this work.
Putting it out there.
The least you can do is keep upyourself, For real.
Casi quieres que te limpien lacola and shit.

Speaker 2 (59:42):
Nah, for real, quieres que te den papel and we
post it.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
Okay, damn.
This is why Spotify has thelittle bell.
This is why they do this fory'all, not for me, but for you
for real, to remind you that youlike us.
I'm grateful.
No, but yeah, for real.
Turn on the little bell.

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Follow us show us some support we love y'all we're
trying to make money off ofthis stuff.

Speaker 1 (01:00:13):
Pay my bills, you whores.
No, but I'm glad to be back.
I'm excited.
So many updates, Both newhouses, Both with pets.
You know you got three kittens.
I got my slider but tighter.
It's crazy.
Life is great.
Life is great.

Speaker 2 (01:00:34):
Life is going up.

Speaker 1 (01:00:35):
Yeah.
So until then bitches are stillgetting pregnant.
Hell yeah Left and right.
Yeah, wash your hands.
Cooties are still real.
Yes, and catch your asses later.
Bye, bye, see ya.