S5E14 We Came For Cake, Stayed For Horny Cats

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SPEAKER_01 (00:12):
Hey guys, welcome back.
It's your girl Karina andMelanie.
And Melanie.
What's up, y'all?
She's right.
She's currently getting attackedby fighter.

SPEAKER_08 (00:22):
She's getting it.
I'm mad for you.
Look at the plate.

SPEAKER_01 (00:33):
So guys, I did an What was I saying?
What did what was that word Iwas saying?
Abomination?
I did an abomination.
Uh no, I'm just playing.
I love that word because uhLilo.
Lilo.
Oh.
Whenever she's explaining to herdance instructor that her sister
wanted him to feed the fishfucking tuna sandwich.

SPEAKER_00 (00:53):
Oh yeah.
It should something somethingabomination.
If I gave Punch Tuna, I'd be anabomination.

SPEAKER_01 (01:01):
I don't know.
I thought it was so cute.
Like Oh, for real.

SPEAKER_09 (01:06):
That's cannibalism.
For fucking fishes.
She had a point.
It's like, how dare you feed afish tuna?

unknown (01:17):
They don't even know what the fuck they're eating.

SPEAKER_00 (01:19):
Yeah, no, yeah.
No, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (01:22):
But, anyways, um, I created something crazy
delicious, okay?
I put my whole foot in there.

SPEAKER_08 (01:30):
Oh, it looks so good.

SPEAKER_01 (01:32):
Them prestige.
No.
No, no, wait, wait, not my wholefoot.
I put my whole leg in there.
Whoa.
Up to the knees.
Oh, sticky more like middleupper thigh.
Oh.

SPEAKER_08 (01:44):
That's a nice, nice line to draw.

SPEAKER_01 (01:48):
That's weird.
No, but again, serious.
So, you know, I was doing myregular, my regular uh nightly
uh smoking and scrolling onFacebook and shit one night.
And sometimes there's certainrecipes, certain videos can be
salinary.
Yeah, I look at them and I'mlike, I'm gonna try this.

(02:08):
And I do that a lot.
Like a lot of desserts, a lot ofum food that I make.
I get it from just random videosthat I'm watching on TikTok.
Um, not on TikTok, on Facebook.

SPEAKER_08 (02:20):
Okay, pause.
I have a quick question aboutthat.
So, do you just have all of thestuff at your house?
Like just disponible forwhenever you just want to bake,
or do you have to like scheduleit and then go buy it?

SPEAKER_01 (02:34):
No, majority of the time I already have everything
disponible because I bake a lot.
So, like, I currently have a lotof different types of flours.
I have regular flour,all-purpose flour, um, bread
flour, self-ricing flour.
What the hell?
Exactly.

SPEAKER_00 (02:55):
Exactly what the book you have is.
Depending on what you're firstof all, you can't get mad,
bitch.
I'm not mad, I'm confused.
I'm a little scared, actually.
Did that have the I canliterally pull them out.

SPEAKER_01 (03:10):
I have like three, four different bags of flour in
my cabinet right now.
Because depending on what you'rebuying, what you're doing, it's
what goes for it.
Like when I do the being's I do,I'll do uh um bread dough.
When I'm doing um I can't thinkabout something right now.

(03:33):
When I'm doing like pizza, likepizza dough, I'll do like the
self-ricing flour.

SPEAKER_08 (03:40):
Self-ricing.
Oh, okay.
Self-rising.

SPEAKER_01 (03:43):
Yeah, like it's yeah, it just depends on what
you're making.

SPEAKER_08 (03:49):
I thought you said self-rice ricing, and I was
like, you have fucking rice andand bread.

SPEAKER_01 (03:54):
Oh no, self-ricing.
Yeah, like sevanta sola.

SPEAKER_08 (03:57):
That's why I was so confused.
I'm like, what the fuck is that,dude?
Yeah, no, it's just wait, sothere's different between
regular flour and all-purposeflour?
I thought that was the samething.
What the fuck?
Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 (04:09):
Because all-purpose flour, you can do it for pretty
much anything.
Like you can use it for to makebread, you can use it, like it's
you know, but then they alsomake flour for specific things,
like bread.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 (04:24):
Okay.
I didn't know that.

SPEAKER_01 (04:25):
Yeah, I've I've learned more in and more that
I've been baking, and normallyalways just then all purpose
flour.
There's oat, there's oat flour,like from oatmeal.
There's um what's another one?
I just had it wheat flour.

(04:46):
I haven't I haven't worked withwheat flour yet.
I haven't done anything.
But lately, I've been googlingsome stuff, or not googling,
honestly, TikToking.
Yeah.
Some recipes to do some treatsfor slider.
And a lot of people arerecommending wheat flour or oat
flour.

SPEAKER_08 (05:06):
Okay.
So it doesn't have uh like afew.

SPEAKER_01 (05:11):
It's supposed to be healthier than regular flour.

SPEAKER_08 (05:13):
Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 (05:14):
So I'd rather just do that.
But yeah, so I made a pumpkinthresh leches cake.
Yes.
So it's just like a thres lechescake, but it's pumpkin flavor.
I made it for the first time.
I was scrolling on Facebook, andthe only thing that I needed was

(05:35):
the pumpkin puree and more sugarbecause we were we were running.
Well, I would have had enoughsugar for the cake.
Oh, yeah, for the cake, but thattakes from Jonathan's coffee
sugar.
So I just bought another bag tojust restock the sugar.
So but technically I didn't evenneed the sugar, I literally just
needed the pumpkin pure becauseeverything else I already had.

(05:59):
I already had the flour, Ialready had other ingredients
like the pumpkin sp the pumpkinspice, the pumpkin pie pie
spice, which I didn't know therewas different flavors of that
shit, but I needed both, but Ialready had both.
Oh yeah.

SPEAKER_08 (06:14):
Yeah.
Do you have a baked rack withlike all of your spices?
I have a whole cabinet.
What?
Okay.
You are a baker.

SPEAKER_01 (06:26):
I have a cabinet of my baking stuff, and then I have
a cabinet of my cookingseasoning stuff.
Like I have it separate.
Yeah.
Look at you.
I have like my I have pipingbags.
I have um all the tools to likespread the the slayer.

SPEAKER_07 (06:45):
I'm gonna bite you.

SPEAKER_06 (06:47):
Stop.

SPEAKER_08 (06:48):
You're trying to nibble my footsies.
Oh my bruh.
I don't do such a freak.

SPEAKER_01 (06:56):
I know.
You have the foot fetish.

SPEAKER_08 (06:59):
You didn't ask for consent, sir.
Oh you would have to do that.

SPEAKER_01 (07:02):
We need to respect the woman.

SPEAKER_08 (07:04):
Yes.
If you would have asked, I wouldhave said maybe.
No, I can't stand it.
The the licking on my feet.
But yes, the chiski and thewhipped cream.

SPEAKER_01 (07:15):
Oh, yeah, and I made that, which was great.
I've I've I've I've done acouple of different recipes, and
the one that I've been doinglately, that's like my favorite
one, my favorite flavor.
Um it's it, I that's sort of myfavorite recipe of the whipping
cream that I've done that I'veliked so far.

(07:35):
My next thing that I'm gonna tryto do will yeah, it will be the
strawberry's because that'sthat's what Saint has requested.
So that's the one you will betrying next.

SPEAKER_08 (07:49):
Say freaking less.
I will gladly give my feedback.

SPEAKER_00 (07:57):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 (07:58):
So what did you like about this one?
Like the cinnamon, because itwasn't overpowering and it was
like so well blended in.
And then the pumpkin, I lovepumpkin, it's so good.
Yeah, I don't like pumpkinspice.
Interesting.
Like the pumpkin spice drinks istoo much.

SPEAKER_01 (08:19):
Okay.

SPEAKER_08 (08:20):
But pumpkin, pumpkin pie.

SPEAKER_01 (08:23):
The the brown stuff on top was pumpkin spice.
Was it?
Yeah, the cinnamon there werecinnamon, but the cinnamon was
in the actual cake.
Okay.
The top, the brown stuff on topof the whipping cream was
pumpkin spice.

SPEAKER_08 (08:35):
I've been bamboozled and I don't know what about the
drinks is that I don't like.

SPEAKER_01 (08:40):
No, the thing is like I feel like I didn't put so
much of everything thateverything just balanced out and
you tasted everything how youwere supposed to.
You know what I mean?
Because sometimes, like, I don'treally like cinnamon when I
don't when I can't tastecinnamon.
You know, like I can taste thehand of it like with other

(09:03):
stuff, and I'll be okay.
But as long as it's just not theonly thing that I taste.
Right.
And that's one thing that mademe really proud of this cake.
That I really I feel like Iliterally tasted everything.
Like the cinnamon, the pumpkin,the whipped cream, the thrills.

SPEAKER_08 (09:18):
Like, oh yeah.
And I like the amount of moistit was like that.
It was perfection.
Yeah, I did too.
Uh, because it wasn't too wet,but it was like you have some
some moisture in your mouth.

SPEAKER_01 (09:33):
Yeah, it was so good.
Oh Lord, Melania over heregetting turned on.
Exactly, dude.

SPEAKER_08 (09:41):
It is fucking steamy.
She fucking licked the plate.
Ah, sacrifices I had to make forslider, okay?
That's the justification aboutthis, alright.

SPEAKER_01 (09:52):
The thing is so funny though that slider doesn't
eat like people food.
Because whenever, like, wheneverI do give him like blueberries
and stuff, like that is likepeople food, I don't ever let
him see me take it out from likethe fridge or like my plate.
Like, like I grab his attentionwhen he's not looking, and it's
like I don't know where I have ablueberry.

(10:12):
Oh, okay.
Because I don't want him toexpect to eat from our plate,
and like no.

SPEAKER_08 (10:20):
That's good parenting.
Yeah, no, bro.
I'd be eating something and belike, get it?
So they're like, yeah, so we'reboth sharing the same ice cream
cone.
Yeah, I can see you do that.
Yeah, yeah.
Okay, Lydia.
For real.
This is not on the code.
No, bitch, disgusting.

(10:41):
No, they don't have cooties.

SPEAKER_00 (10:45):
Hey, have you gotten your cat spayed?
Yes, they're okay.
How did it go?
So they're surgery.

SPEAKER_01 (10:50):
Tell me, tell me.
Well, it's on Monday.
Pasame el bong.
Oh, this Monday passat, I weigh.
Yes.
Like literally, like four daysago?
Oh shit.

SPEAKER_08 (11:00):
Yeah, so I didn't go to work that day for lessons
because I was tired.
But so we went ahead and theyhad their appointment at nine in
the morning.
I had to go to Hertz, Ray had togo to like Saginaw because they
didn't have the appointment inthe same place.
And I was like, man, you guyssuck.

SPEAKER_01 (11:20):
Interesting.

SPEAKER_08 (11:21):
I wonder why.
They said because the they hadlike in one they did more boys
than girls, so they had likespecial whatever they use.
I guess.
But so they went ahead and didthat, and then whenever they
game came home, they were like alittle bit loopy.

(11:43):
It was so cute.
I could be like, oh, holdingthem, and they were just like
mad chilling.
But then tragedy hit.
Oh no, what happened?
Freaking Andres, horny bastard.
Oh dude, when I tell you,homeboy, whenever he woke up

(12:04):
from the trance he was in, oh,he was looking for anything to
go ahead and do his best.
And I was like, bruh, you justhad surgery.
Are you freaking crazy?
And then he was looking for MJ.
She just also had surgery.
So I had to keep him locked up,but you could just hear him
meow.

SPEAKER_09 (12:24):
And I was like, they gave him extras.
For real, I was like, bro, youwere supposed to get rid of his
warning that's not freakingprovoke it.

SPEAKER_01 (12:34):
Is that really what it does, though?

SPEAKER_08 (12:36):
I'm not really educated to uh so it could just
keep some like a little bit morecalm, and then because they
don't have like as muchtestosterone, yeah.
And then but I guess it tampocothey won't be fighting, right?

SPEAKER_01 (12:49):
But like this does it kill their sex drive?

SPEAKER_08 (12:53):
No.
Okay, like they'll still gethorny.

SPEAKER_01 (12:55):
Oh, okay, okay, okay.

SPEAKER_08 (12:56):
But it's not like as aggressive.

SPEAKER_01 (12:59):
They like take the testicles off, right?
So it's like they don't have anylike cum.

SPEAKER_06 (13:06):
Hmm, interesting.

SPEAKER_08 (13:08):
Or I guess I don't know.
I don't be watching his wheneverhe does his business.

SPEAKER_01 (13:12):
Well, no, yeah, no, no, no.
I'm just not educated.
Like for for now that I'mcomparing the human the male
race to the male animal race,but like you know how with
males, nothing like a littlesnip on their testicles to cut
something, like a little, Iguess, a streaming, and that's

(13:34):
it.
I honestly assume that that wasthe same thing with the animal
male.

SPEAKER_08 (13:42):
I'm pretty sure that they can still they still have
cum come out.

SPEAKER_01 (13:47):
It just doesn't have no so lately I've been going
through this episode where I'mwatching a lot of um animal
shows and they like theyactually chopped their boss off.
Like for the goats, they choppedtheir boss off.
Oh, I've seen that schools thatyou know what I'm saying, and I

(14:08):
just thought everything was thesame.
Like there I I actually saw onedog, and I don't know if this is
actually like that that'snatural or not, but I saw this
dog and they cut his boss off ina way, but like he still had the
sack, which was I thought it wasweird.
So I don't know what happenedthere.
Like, I don't know if that'snatural or not for a m for a

(14:30):
dog, like a male dog when theywere.

SPEAKER_08 (14:32):
That's how he is too.

SPEAKER_01 (14:33):
He still has like a sack, like where his balls were
at, but it's empty.

SPEAKER_08 (14:37):
Uh, I don't know if it's empty.
I haven't touched it.
I got scared that he was gonnago ahead and like see.

SPEAKER_01 (14:44):
See, that's what I'm saying.
I don't know much about it.
I'm gonna have to do myreturning because I'm very I'm
very I'm gonna have to doublecheck because he had huge balls.

SPEAKER_08 (14:51):
That's weird to say, but like it's because he used to
like he lays around like this.
Oh, sorry.

SPEAKER_01 (14:59):
So he would just lay down like on his back and
stretched out, yeah, likefucking Patrick the Star.

SPEAKER_08 (15:04):
Yes, dude.

SPEAKER_01 (15:06):
And he's just like, uh and I'm like, dude, you got
balls, big balls, yeah.
Like I'm not um if I'm if I'mnot mistaken, I believe they
just they take they take themout.
It looked like they take themout.
I don't know, but I want to domore research into it because
Slider over here, my friend,he's gonna get neutered.

SPEAKER_09 (15:29):
Slice.

SPEAKER_01 (15:30):
Because I thought about it, like, what if I let
him like do one litter withanother female dog?
But it's like we won't be takingcare of the dogs, the puppies.
So like that's the thing that'slike I wouldn't be wanting to
stuck with the puppies, but atthe same time, I'm like, I don't

(15:51):
feel like that.

SPEAKER_08 (15:52):
Yeah, no, because you're gonna get attached to
those those little litters, likethat's your grandbaby, Sam.
He's a dad, he's gonna have topay child support.

SPEAKER_01 (16:06):
No, keep it.
I honestly would just want oneto see if my mother-in-law
wanted it.
So I would just give her onelike for free.
But here's your great grandbaby.
That's cute.
So Andres came back extra horny.

(16:29):
How was the girl?

SPEAKER_08 (16:31):
MJ, she was just like she was just more chill.
Like she was just laying around.
I guess like it it hurt her morebecause she wasn't like moving,
trying to jump or nothing.
She kind of just ran fromAndres.
So like I kept Andres in thecage.
I was like, no, bro, you're notabout to do that to her.
She's like not feeling it, she'srunning around from you.

(16:52):
You can tell she's in pain.
So I just kind of kept it on thecouch.
I put the blanket on her and shesick it low, and I was like,
perfect.
So I just kind of like laidthere with her.

SPEAKER_04 (17:03):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 (17:04):
And then Andres just freaking meowing everywhere.
So then I banished him to thebathroom.

SPEAKER_01 (17:09):
Period.

SPEAKER_08 (17:10):
We don't want to hear that.

SPEAKER_01 (17:11):
Mm-hmm.
Cry to your mama.

SPEAKER_00 (17:15):
And your mama's not listening.
I'm like, you are his mama.
And I do not care.

SPEAKER_01 (17:23):
Hell no.
Um well slider has anappointment this Saturday.
It'll be his last shot, and hecan be outside.

SPEAKER_08 (17:33):
He's gonna see the real world.

SPEAKER_01 (17:35):
Mm-hmm.
I'm ready to train him for theleash.

SPEAKER_08 (17:40):
You can practice inside.

SPEAKER_01 (17:42):
Yeah, I'm about to.
Like I'm I'm about to startdoing it inside to kind of just
get him used to it.
But like I just I was justwaiting.
So when it was just gettingcloser to get him to go outside.

SPEAKER_08 (17:55):
Yeah.
Are you are you gonna get him astylish leash?

SPEAKER_03 (18:00):
Well no.

SPEAKER_08 (18:04):
Oh I'm gonna get him some bling or nothing.
It says slider.

SPEAKER_05 (18:11):
No.

SPEAKER_08 (18:12):
A leather, leather fucking, what's it called?
Almost a rope.
That's not rope.
Bro, I just been saying it.
I'm over here like choker.
Hey, that's a topic for anothertime.

SPEAKER_01 (18:28):
Oh kinky ass bitch.

SPEAKER_08 (18:32):
Chains?

SPEAKER_09 (18:36):
It's so funny.
You said necklace?

SPEAKER_00 (18:40):
You pervy lady.

SPEAKER_01 (18:46):
I'm like the leash, ma'am.
The leash.
No, no, we're not.
At least I don't think so.
We got him a new collar.
We're currently looking for anameplate, como su little tag.
He has his tag for the chip, andhe has his tag for his rabies
shots, you know, to let peopleknow that he has his rabies
shots.

(19:06):
But today no tiene un tag con sunombre de él to let people know
that that's his name.
Um, and then our info.
Um we just haven't found the onethat we really like.
Like we thought about gettingthe same one that we had for
Kate, which was like a littlecute name tag that literally
said my name, and we put Kate onit.

(19:28):
Like, we thought about gettingthe same one for Slider, but at
the same time we want somethingdifferent.

SPEAKER_10 (19:35):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (19:35):
Yeah.
Like we like that for Kate.
We're trying to see what we likefor him.
Like the whole thing was cute,but it's like that was that was
cute for Kate.
Yeah.
So we're trying to figure itout.
Um, and his leash, we there wehave a retractable retractable

(19:57):
one that my mother-in-law gaveus.

SPEAKER_08 (20:00):
Oh, that's what's up.

SPEAKER_01 (20:00):
So that's why we're not getting him another leash.
Oh.
Yeah.
I'm gonna try to train him withthat green one.
Well, the green one here, that'sthe one that he originally came
with was the green one.
Okay.
So I'm gonna try to get him uhtraining side with that one.
I'm just gonna attach it to himand let him walk around with it.
Um, which that's what I've beenI've been told that I've been

(20:21):
reading that online.

SPEAKER_10 (20:22):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (20:23):
To kind of get him, if they're scared of it, to just
kind of let them walk aroundwith it.
So I was thinking about doingthat with the green one because
the detractable is gonna be alittle different.

SPEAKER_10 (20:32):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (20:32):
So I want to get him used to the green one before I
get him used to the retractableone.

SPEAKER_08 (20:39):
Okay, yeah.
I thought that was on lanyard,the green one?

SPEAKER_06 (20:46):
Mm-hmm.
I'm fucking dead.
That's a long-ass lanyard base.

SPEAKER_08 (20:49):
Yeah, dude.
I just saw it and I'm like,that's a that's a lanyard.

SPEAKER_01 (20:53):
No, that's his that's the leash he came home
with.

SPEAKER_08 (20:56):
Nice.
That's cute.

SPEAKER_01 (20:58):
So, yeah, I like it.
It like fits him, yeah, itreally does.
I love it.
Yeah.
And like the thing is, like, Iwas trying to go for something
like that for his collar, butall the collar ones that were
like cute and stylish wererealistically not safe.
Like, I feel like he would havesnapped out of it.

(21:20):
He they were very thin andfragile, like if you can tell
that they might fall apart.
Okay.
And it's like we just went withthis.
It looks it's blue, it kind oflooks like blue gym material,
but it's not blue gym material.
It's actually a good, and it'slike it's sturdy.
Yeah, and the way that it locks,there's no way that he's gonna
snap out of it.
Yeah.

(21:41):
Okay.
Well, fuck with it.
And it's stretchable, so it cangrow with him.

SPEAKER_04 (21:46):
Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (21:47):
When we first got him, he was five pounds.
He is currently sitting at 10pounds.

SPEAKER_08 (21:54):
Getting fat.
No, he's just getting big.

SPEAKER_01 (21:58):
He is my baby.

SPEAKER_08 (22:01):
I can't wait.

SPEAKER_01 (22:02):
For his birthday, I'm gonna have a birthday party
for him.

SPEAKER_08 (22:06):
Aw, that's cute.

SPEAKER_01 (22:08):
I'm like, what can I say?
A Paw Party.

SPEAKER_08 (22:12):
Yeah, that's cute though.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (22:14):
Only only dogs though.
You can't bring your cats.
I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_08 (22:19):
I'll bring um Benito, my sister's dog.
Oh, yeah, you because you methim, the little bola de peluche.

SPEAKER_01 (22:27):
Oh my god, I finally got him introduced to Charlie
Warley.
He was so nice.
He did not try to eat him, hedidn't bark at him.
Oh, that he just he was justsniffing, sniffing.
He was just sniffing him likehard.
Like his nose was going to bootit.
His nose was going like 20 milesper hour.

(22:48):
It was crazy.

SPEAKER_04 (22:49):
Whoa.

SPEAKER_01 (22:50):
And then he was just licking the fuck out of him,
give him all these kisses.
And the thing is, like, Charlienever showed uh discomfort
anything, like a like a yeep ornothing.
Like he never tried to walk awayfrom him, he never tried to
escape.
He literally just sat there andwas sniffing slider back.

(23:13):
It was the cutest shit ever.

SPEAKER_08 (23:14):
Yeah.
You didn't get a video of it?

SPEAKER_01 (23:16):
Yeah, a little one, the one that I put on Snap.

SPEAKER_08 (23:19):
Oh.

SPEAKER_01 (23:19):
Yeah, just a little one.
But I I mean, because they wereboth on me.
Uh-huh.
So I didn't really want to movetoo much and ruin the moment.
So it was just more of the I wasjust enjoying it.
Because I thought it was supercute.
Yeah.
I love it.
Look at us and our babies.

SPEAKER_08 (23:35):
For real.
We got our fur babies.

SPEAKER_04 (23:39):
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 (23:40):
Because having real cuming babies is kind of scary.

SPEAKER_08 (23:44):
It's scary and it's harder.
Like way harder and financiallymore expensive.

SPEAKER_01 (23:51):
Mm-hmm.
Like in every aspect.
I just think the whole birthexperience is very scary.
Like the way that your body hasto open and it's ah, ooh.
Uh-uh.
I don't I don't I know that Ihave a high tolerance of pain.
But I don't know if I have thatmuch of a holiday of pain.

(24:14):
And even if I do, I don't wantto experience that.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 (24:19):
I do, but later on.

SPEAKER_01 (24:21):
Yeah.
Like if I can experience if Ican experience a pregnancy but
not give the birth, then sign meup.
I just don't want to see.
No, I don't want to do thateither.
Yeah.
No, like I don't want like I no,well, yeah, I know that you have
to.
But like in in another world, inanother dementia where we have

(24:41):
babies differently, I don't knowwhere it won't hurt.
Then sign me up.
But in this lifetime, I'm okay.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 (24:52):
No, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (24:53):
Props to the people though.
Like, props to the ladies thatdo it without medication.
Like, realistically, if I wereto get pregnant, I would like to
do it without medication, if I'mbeing honest.
Yeah.
But like, I'm like, I'm scared.
I'm a chicken out.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 (25:09):
Once you start feeling the contractions, oh
dude, you're you're asking forit.

SPEAKER_01 (25:15):
Yeah.
And I feel like I'm gonna try sohard to thug it out.
Then I'm gonna ask to get thefuck in the patrol when it's too
late.

SPEAKER_09 (25:23):
Yeah.
And I'm like, fuck, I fuckedmyself over.
Yes.
You're gonna be like, are yousure?
Are you sure you're gonna dosomething?
I'll hold it in.
I'll hold it.
I'll I'll hold it, man.
I'm like, I can I can sit still,I promise.
As you're squirming on the bed,hold on, hold on.

(25:45):
Bro, props to the mothers outthere because that shit's crazy.
And I know it's not that funny,bro.
Because now that you're in pain,like um, and I saw my cousin go
through it.

SPEAKER_08 (25:57):
Oh my god, it was crazy.
I was like peeking andeverything.
She was like, get away from mycoochie.

SPEAKER_09 (26:04):
And I was like, you could see the head, bro.
I'm like, tapeluda.
I can't tell if it's yourcoochie or the head.

SPEAKER_08 (26:13):
Uh no, but you could you could see it.
Oh yeah, because it's a Zack.

SPEAKER_01 (26:19):
No, yeah.
No, yeah, I've seen it.
I don't actually I've actuallyexperienced watching somebody
give birth.
Um, multiple people, actually.
Like, yeah.
Um, so it's it's it's each timeit was like the last disgusting
disgusting.
You perv watching people'scoochies?
I was a leg holder, I was kindof like right there.

SPEAKER_08 (26:41):
Oh, you were watching from this angle, yeah.
No, dude, I was from this angle.

SPEAKER_02 (26:46):
I'm the perfect girl.

SPEAKER_09 (26:48):
She said, I'm getting a booty hobby you right
now.
I was like, ew, Karita, youdidn't shave, no, nothing.

SPEAKER_01 (26:57):
No, yeah.
No, that's crazy.
Yeah, like I think the fact thatyou give birth and there's a
chance where you're gonna ripfrom your vagina hole all the
way to your butthole is fuckinginsane.
Like, I don't want to go throughthat, I don't want to experience
the burn and the stinging itthat you go through when you go

(27:17):
pee.
Like, I don't want to go throughthat.
I'm sorry.

SPEAKER_07 (27:20):
Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (27:20):
Like, you know, like like I don't like some people
are like, oh, but it's worth itbecause you get a blessing.
I understand it's worth it foryou, yeah, but I don't think
it's worth it.
Yeah.
Like, and I don't, and like Ilove babies, I love kids.
I love my nieces and nephews, Ilove my goddaughter.
Like, if if the mother of mygoddaughter actually called me

(27:46):
this morning and she was like,When are you off?
I'm only gonna come get herbecause she's driving me crazy.
I said, I'm off on Wednesday.
I can go get her Wednesday.
Done.

SPEAKER_10 (27:56):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (27:57):
Alright, see you Wednesday.
Like the same thing.
Like the other day, uh, my niecewas like, Can you bring me
lunch?
And her and her brother, one ofher brothers go to the same
school.
So I texted her brother and Iwas like, hey, do y'all do you
also want some food from so andso?
And they were like, he so I Iwouldn't take them food, you

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know?
Like I will always try to be inkids' life.
Like, I'm all I'm always gonnabe a person that's gonna watch
out for your kid in public, evenif I don't know you.
Like if I see a random kid indanger, I'm gonna step in.
Right.
Because kids are blessingprecious, they're blessing.

(28:38):
They're they're they're they'reto be taken care of.

SPEAKER_10 (28:42):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (28:43):
But I just don't want to go to the birth.
That's it.
Like, I don't think it's worthit for me.
For what?
When my kids are my my myfriends are having kids from
left to right.
That is true.
Like, realistically, mysister-in-law might have a kid
soon because she's getting ofage, she's in a relationship,
you know.

(29:03):
Like, eventually she's gonnamarry somebody, eventually she's
gonna have kids.
So it's just like I'm alwaysgonna be around the kid
regardless.
So I think I'm good.

SPEAKER_08 (29:13):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (29:14):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 (29:16):
Dude, I'm scared.

SPEAKER_06 (29:17):
To what?

SPEAKER_08 (29:18):
To have a kid too.

SPEAKER_06 (29:19):
Why?

SPEAKER_08 (29:20):
Because it's scary.

SPEAKER_01 (29:22):
But what scares you though?

SPEAKER_08 (29:24):
The like not knowing what they need.

SPEAKER_01 (29:30):
Oh, yeah, the because they can't fucking talk.
Yeah, like they can tell you.

SPEAKER_08 (29:34):
Like, you know, whenever they're older, like
they're gonna be they're gonnabe like, fuck you.

SPEAKER_09 (29:38):
And I'm like, but why?
I'm like, what did I do?

SPEAKER_00 (29:43):
Why are you mad?
I can see that.
I can see that.
You're calling me.
She hurt my feelings.
Bitch, you're the I'm on my way.

SPEAKER_09 (29:55):
For real.
Like, she told me to go to myroom.
Hell no.
And you're like, bitch, whereyou at?

SPEAKER_00 (30:02):
In my room.

SPEAKER_01 (30:05):
Who pays goddamn bills, Melanie?
You're her.
Like, come on now.
Oh, yeah.
I felt that.
Because sometimes I'd besometimes I'd be having that
conversation with my sister.
Like, but who's the fuckingparent, bitch?
Yeah.
Slap the fuck out of her.
Like, tampoco.
Pause.
Okay.
Let's pause that right there.
I'm not saying for you tophysically abuse your kids, but
I do believe in discipline.

(30:26):
Where you pop them in the butt,pop them in the hand.
You know what I'm saying?
Tampoco, I'm not telling you toclose your fist and that fucking
45 45 miles per hour, you punchthe hell out of your kid.
Tampoco.
Okay.
Like over up in the car.
Yeah.
Like I gotta be.
My mom used to get me in theshower, after the shower, with

(30:46):
whatever she got, goblets,cinturones.
One time she chased me down thestreet with in a with a twig,
bitch.

SPEAKER_08 (30:53):
What the hell?

SPEAKER_01 (30:54):
Yeah.
So that's abuse.
That's what I don't support.

SPEAKER_08 (30:58):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (30:58):
I don't believe that that's right.

SPEAKER_10 (31:00):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (31:00):
But I believe that some kids, certain situations,
you can do a timeout.
Some kids, certain situations,you can do a talk.
But sometimes you gotta grabthem real quick, look, get in
their level, and really get intheir face.
Like, hey, no, that's enough.

SPEAKER_08 (31:19):
Dude, my mom disciplined us good.
But like Loki abused because sheused a fucking wooden spoon or
la pincha chancla.
But like they use whatever theygot.

SPEAKER_01 (31:31):
But I feel like the wooden the wooden spoon is just
very um traditional.
It's traditional and it'seffective.
Yeah.
Yeah, that hole will get youstraight real quick.
One time, one time my sister'smother-in-law, um, I think I
think it was my niece.
I think it was my niece.

(31:52):
She I don't she hit her with awooden spoon, and my sister got
in her ass so fucking quick.
Yeah.
Because my sister wasn't withthat.
Yeah.
Because we got that.
And I can understand that.
Like, I wouldn't hit my kidswith a wooden spoon.
If I were to have kids and mymother-in-law is watching my
kids and they told me that theirgrandma hit him with a wooden

(32:14):
spoon, oh, we're gonna have aproblem.
And if Jonathan doesn't have myback, you can pack your shit and
go with your mama because y'allgot me fucked up.
Like, there's a difference.
If I'm giving you the right todiscipline my kids because
they're stepping out of line andI'm not there, then for you to
physically abuse them like that.
Like, that's an abuse.
That's not a discipline.

(32:34):
There's no reason why you needto hit them with something
harder than your hand, andthey're not a kid, so you're I
mean, they're not an adult, soyou shouldn't have to swing from
the back to the front.
It's just a quick tap.

SPEAKER_08 (32:48):
Like, no, no, dude.
I'm using a wooden spoon, butI'm not like whipping it like
that, like like how you said,you better not like bad key.
Yeah, like battery.

SPEAKER_01 (33:00):
This is not the fucking Yankees, okay?
For real.

SPEAKER_08 (33:02):
Like, we ain't trying to strike out, bro.
No, but like, if I have a woodenspoon, definitely like this
level, like, bro, you it's likea ruler.
Like, I think like thatdiscipline was okay.
Because I'm telling you, that'show my mom got us.
Yeah, like it wasn't like shewas like, she did get us with
the whip once though, butbecause we had caballos, so like

(33:24):
that bitch was always around.

SPEAKER_09 (33:26):
So, like, and she said she's short and she's like
little, yeah.
So we bolted.
No, yeah, like we knew we fuckedup, yeah.
So we were sprinting, and shewas like, if we ran outside, we
were safe.
Like, she's not chasing us downthe street, like how you said.
Yeah, she won't do that.

SPEAKER_01 (33:43):
Yeah, no, no, no, no, my mom.
My mom did that to me one time.
She chased me down the streetone time.

SPEAKER_08 (33:49):
Bro, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 (33:50):
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_08 (33:52):
No, hell no.

SPEAKER_01 (33:53):
Alright, yeah.
No, she didn't know.
That was because I was fightingI was fighting with my it was
always because not always, butit was majority of the time it's
because I was fighting with mysister.
Like my mom, my mom's favoriteto go move was to hand back slap
me.
Did I say that right?
Like slap me with the backhand?
Backhand slap me.
That was her favorite thing.

SPEAKER_08 (34:13):
Fuck no.

SPEAKER_01 (34:14):
That's too much.
My mom always hit me with theback of her hand.
Her slapping me was like heralways, like that was her thing.
Like, this is like one time shetried to get me to fight her.
Like, literally, literally, shewas punching me, trying to get
me to fight her back, and I Ididn't.
I didn't.
Um her excuse was she wanted tomake sure that I knew how to

(34:36):
fight.
But the thing is, like, I wasalready fighting out there, so I
was not understanding.
But yeah, one she only did thatone time.
I'm not okaying it.
She only did that one time.
But her thing was always to likeslap me.
She always slap me where myglasses was at.
So my glasses always like felloff my face, type of shit.

SPEAKER_08 (34:57):
Bruh.

SPEAKER_01 (34:57):
And then she wouldn't help me find them
because she knew that I couldn'tsee.

SPEAKER_08 (35:00):
That's fucked up.
That's some motherfucking shit,bro.
That's fucked up.
Yeah.
Like the sisters are justcreeping by, like seeing the
fucking glasses, and she justlike boop boop.

SPEAKER_01 (35:12):
Yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, I I know abuse, and that'snot what I'm telling you that
I'm okay with.
But I am okay with some sort ofphysical discipline.
Right.
Like, no te pases.
Like, it's a kid.
Like, I will physically get intoa fight with you if I feel like
you are physically abusing akid.

(35:34):
I don't give a damn.

SPEAKER_08 (35:35):
Yeah.
That's understandable though.
Yeah.
I feel like I would too be like,yo, like, I don't think that was
cool, man.
Like, I'm gonna just let youknow right now.
Uh if you're gonna be like that,I'm gonna have to leave.
Yeah.
Because I'm not okay withwatching it.

SPEAKER_01 (35:49):
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_08 (35:51):
That makes sense.

SPEAKER_01 (35:53):
I've been in situations like that where I
didn't know if I should call CPSon a friend.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was.
I don't think I've gotten tothat level.
I I was concerned to the pointwhere I talked to a lot, not a
lot of different people, but Italked to different people in

(36:13):
different life perspectives.
Like I talked to another motherof her age.
I've talked to my mother-in-law.
I talked to my husband about it.
And I was like, I don't knowwhat to do.

SPEAKER_10 (36:28):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (36:28):
Because she had a full-time job.
And she had a place.

SPEAKER_06 (36:36):
She had a vehicle.

SPEAKER_01 (36:39):
But she was too much hardcore of like being high all
the time.
Like she like she smoked weed.
So she was like, that was herthing.
Like that was like her priority.
Oh.
And then her priority was on theweekends to always be drunk.
So like I didn't start torealize how her life really was.

(37:02):
And so I started coming around,like more around her house.
And like they wouldn't havewater or like they wouldn't have
lights.
And it's just like, I don't knowif I should step in.
So I started doing like morelook, like a little bit more
digging, you know?

SPEAKER_08 (37:20):
Like no electricity in the house?

SPEAKER_01 (37:22):
Yeah.
So then I so one time I askedher straight up and I was like,
hey, what you know, what's goingon about that?

unknown (37:28):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (37:29):
And she had told me they were like just struggling
like financially or whatever.
But it so I was just like, okay.
Like, alright.
Because even though she didn'tthey and it it wasn't at the
same time, it will be one or theother.

SPEAKER_10 (37:45):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (37:45):
Like they will have light, but they wouldn't have
water.
Or they will have water, butthey wouldn't have light.
Like every other month type ofshit, it was it was like that.

SPEAKER_07 (37:54):
Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_01 (37:54):
Um, and she mainly always did it with no water.
She I feel like she'd rather paythe light than the water.
Because her mom, her mom livedon the street.
Oh.
And so she will take the kidsand they will like get ready
there and shower there and stufflike that.
So I was like, okay, well, she'sfinding for solutions, right?

SPEAKER_10 (38:18):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (38:18):
But it's like still not okay because how the hell do
you have money to go buy allthis weed and alcohol, but you
don't have the money to pay yourwater bill?
Like, that's why I was gettingconfused.
Like, okay, you're smart enoughto take care of them, you're
smart enough to make sure thatthey have running water
somewhere all the time when theyneed it.

(38:39):
Like, okay, they're stillshowering.
Like, okay, okay, I get, but whynot in your house?
Right.
So I was a little confusedwhether to call a CPS or not.
Because I was just like, I seethe kids.
The kids are not mistreated,like they're they don't didn't
have any, like coming from a kidthat was mistreated, I knew what

(39:02):
to look for.

SPEAKER_08 (39:03):
Right.

SPEAKER_01 (39:04):
And those kids love their parents.
Right.
Like you can tell that they weretaken care of.
Like, even though she didn'thave light, her house was clean.

SPEAKER_10 (39:13):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (39:14):
She her always had something to eat.
Her kids always had something toeat.
They the rooms were alwaysclean.
Like they when I went to therestroom, it's like it was
always clean.
So it's like it was kind ofhard, like, on how to not like I
didn't I didn't know how tohelp.

(39:35):
Right.
Like, do I how do I help her?
Because it doesn't seem like shewas a shitty mom.

SPEAKER_10 (39:42):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (39:43):
But she was just being a shitty, irresponsible
adult.

SPEAKER_08 (39:48):
Like, yeah, like she wasn't just she just wasn't
being responsible about itreally.

SPEAKER_01 (39:52):
Yeah, so I was just like, damn.
Like, what do I do?
Cause when I first found outthat they were that they didn't
have like the water or the thethe light, I was just like, I
think I should call somebody forhelp because I that's not right.
But then when I started comingaround and like seeing, like I
was like, I'm gonna go to herhouse and kind of check it out

(40:12):
and see, you know, becausecoming like I like coming from
somebody from a life that tookthat turn, I'm not gonna take a
kid from a home that just looksbad, but it's really not that
bad.
Yeah.
Because sometimes that place isbetter for the kid than to be

(40:34):
put in the system.

SPEAKER_08 (40:36):
Right.

SPEAKER_01 (40:36):
Cause once you're in struggle, yeah, and it's just
like I rather see if I can tryto help them one way or another
than to call CPS and ruin theirlife.
Like I because sometimes thesystem just makes shit worse.

SPEAKER_08 (40:52):
It really does because it's not well, like it's
not taken care of properly, likeit it has so many broken parts
and the companies that crumblesand shit.
Like they really they reallyneed to take care of it.

SPEAKER_01 (41:09):
Yeah, she just she just really had her priorities
really fucked up, yeah.
And I say she did because she'sgotten her shit together.

SPEAKER_08 (41:17):
Oh, that's what's up.

SPEAKER_01 (41:18):
Yeah, like I don't really talk to her anymore, but
the last time that I talked toher, like she's she she went
back to school.
Oh yeah, yeah, like her thefather of her kids like got his
shit together.
So like I'm proud of her.
Like she she grew up, you knowwhat I'm saying?
You know, and that imagine if Iwould have called CPS, right?

SPEAKER_08 (41:41):
Yeah, like you could have fucked it up for me.
She could have put it on theworst off.

SPEAKER_01 (41:47):
Yeah.
But it's just like it was it wasvery stressful for me because
it's like I've never been inthat situation, so I didn't know
what to fucking do.
Yeah, I was just like, oh shit,like do I need to save them?
For a certain to a certainextent, I felt like I needed to
save them to save me becausenobody saved me.
So I was just like, okay, I needto hold on, pause.

(42:09):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 (42:09):
Like really reevaluate the whole situation.

SPEAKER_01 (42:13):
Because like I needed a saving because I was
going through some real shit.

SPEAKER_10 (42:16):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (42:17):
Not that they weren't going through some real
shit, but like I said, sometimesparents are struggling, but
they're really trying.
And sometimes you can tell thatthey're trying.
Yeah, she just had herpriorities fucked up, but she
was trying.

SPEAKER_08 (42:29):
Yeah.
She was still doing herresponsibilities, just not
financially and adulting-wise.

SPEAKER_01 (42:35):
Yeah, because you never saw their her kids dirty.
Her, like her, like her girlalways had her nice tencitas or
like pigtails, like those bienbañados, the uniform.
They go, they actually went to aschool where they had to wear
like uniform.
Okay.
Siempre estaban planchados.
Like, yeah, like she was alwayspart of her kids.

(42:56):
Like her kids were her life.
That's why I was just like soconfused.
I was like, what are you doing?
Like, but as I started gettingcloser to her, I realized that
she was just going through areally rough patch, and I was
just like, okay, like I think Ijust need to be here and just
give her that ear that she needsto just bounce back.

(43:20):
And eventually she bounced back.

SPEAKER_08 (43:21):
That's just so.

SPEAKER_06 (43:22):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 (43:25):
She's doing good too.

SPEAKER_01 (43:26):
Yeah.
They actually ended up havinganother baby.
Yeah.
But I don't know about that babybecause that's I don't talk to
her anymore.
But like that's how long ago itwas.
It was like two jobs ago.
You know, and like not sayingthat everybody that has a kid um

(43:47):
will struggle because somepeople have financially are
stable to make have a kid, youknow, and that's good.

SPEAKER_10 (43:54):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (43:55):
Um but that's one thing that scares me.
Coming from somebody that grewup in a financial struggle.
I feel like I marry someone andwe we both make a great team,
and we're once we put our headstogether, we can actually make
things happen.
So I feel like if the day oftomorrow God is like, it's time

(44:16):
for you to be a mom, and I'mlike, fuck, fuck it, I guess.
What am I gonna do?
Right.
Um, I'm just gonna have to dugit out.
And I know that me and himfinancially, we will make it
work.
Like we make everything work.
Yeah, like we literally wentfrom a one bedroom to a three
fucking bedroom.

SPEAKER_08 (44:33):
Yeah, that's crazy.
You know what I mean?
So it's like you went from anapartment to a house.

SPEAKER_01 (44:37):
Yeah.
So it's like financially, we putour head together and we will
make it work.
And that makes me feel a littlebetter.
That I feel like I know that Isaid I don't want kids, but
we're being adults and we don'twe're not, I'm not on anything
and we're gonna use condoms,right?
Okay, so if the day of tomorrowYou just let it and God be.

(44:59):
Yeah, you know, I don't feelscared.
Yeah, like I don't feel I'm notanxious about telling Jonathan
I'm pregnant.
I'm more anxious of how I'mgonna tell him to be excited
because I know that he will beexcited.
Like, I'm not even scared thathe's how I'm of her reaction.

(45:20):
I'm actually I'm more scared ofhow am I gonna tell him?
I want it, I want it to bememorable, I want it to be
special because I know that it'sgoing to be special.

SPEAKER_10 (45:28):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (45:28):
So it's like, but it's just I don't want to.
I'm scared that what ifsomething happens and then
financially I can't do it.
Yeah so it's just like, what amI gonna do?
It's fucking late.
Um the motherfucker alreadyhere.

(45:49):
Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 (45:50):
I mean, yeah, you fault.

SPEAKER_01 (45:53):
Yeah, like go drop them off on my mother-in-law's
be like, I'll be back later andnever come back.

SPEAKER_08 (46:02):
Yeah, like I'm gonna go get some leche.
I'll be right back.
Not for real.
She'll be like, I have some hereand be like, no, no, no.
I need I need two percent.
Two percent.

SPEAKER_09 (46:15):
I got that too.

SPEAKER_08 (46:16):
Oat milk.

SPEAKER_01 (46:17):
You you ain't got no oat milk.

SPEAKER_09 (46:18):
I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 (46:19):
I need a different type of leche.

SPEAKER_09 (46:20):
Uh-huh.
I need that la la leche fromMexico.
Gotta go straight from thesource.
No, I'll be back in a few days.
Hell yeah.
It's better in Mexico, anyways.

SPEAKER_01 (46:34):
Hell yeah.
I don't know.
What else scares you about withhaving a kid?

SPEAKER_08 (46:40):
Uh, I don't really think the money scares me about
it.
Like financially.
I don't know.
I'm I know that's like not beingme being realistic, but like I
think it would be like it'seasy.
You just have to manage itcorrectly.
I don't know.
Some people can.

SPEAKER_01 (47:00):
Yeah.
Some people are are good withmoney.

SPEAKER_08 (47:03):
Yeah.
I don't know, because like forme, like if I know I have bills
and like when they're due andeverything, like I just I'm
like, okay, I need to make sureI have the money for this.
And then I do, and then I justput the money aside.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (47:18):
Yeah.
It's really good because a lotof people don't have that.
Yeah, so like, yeah, like, like,I don't understand the people
that like in it's not it's notlike judging, but like
realistically, it makes it seemlike you are not managing your
money because how do you stilllive at home and your parents

(47:39):
don't make you pay bills per se,for example, and you never have
money?
Right.
Like that doesn't make anysense.
Like, how do you never havemoney?
Like, what are you doing withyour money?
How is your phone bill alwaysoff?
Yeah.
Or like, how can you notmaintain to pay insurance?
Or what do you mean they re pullyour car because you couldn't

(48:00):
pay them monthly?

SPEAKER_06 (48:01):
Like, what?

SPEAKER_01 (48:02):
Yeah, like stuff like that.
That's just crazy.
Like, but that don't make nosense to me either.

SPEAKER_08 (48:07):
Yeah.
Like, you know, you have likeyou wanted certain things, make
sure you have the money for it.
Like, you're just affecting yourown credit, like you're making
yourself look bad.

SPEAKER_01 (48:17):
Like, and those be the same people that'd be ready
that be ready to move out theparents' house.
And it was like, well, whatfucking money?

SPEAKER_08 (48:24):
Yeah, like you you ain't gonna do it.
Like none of us have said,really realistically, or you're
gonna live in a such a slob thatit's disgusting.

SPEAKER_01 (48:34):
Or they have like the latest, the latest iPhone.
Yeah.
Or or or the latest Jordans orthe latest Gucci purse on the
list.
Or their eyelashes done.
Like, maybe certain certainthings.
I like that shit too.
But I'm not gonna walk aroundwith a Gucci bag with no money
in it.

SPEAKER_08 (48:55):
Exactly.

SPEAKER_01 (48:55):
I'd rather walk in a Walmart bag with a shilling of
money in it.

SPEAKER_08 (49:01):
Yeah, like bro, I haven't got my nails done in
like almost eight months.
Just because like it wasn't.

SPEAKER_01 (49:10):
It's not a priority.

SPEAKER_08 (49:11):
Yeah, like it wasn't a priority, and plus like my
money was put in other uses,like way better.
And I'm like, I need to paybills, like I need to I'd rather
go out to eat than like mynails.

SPEAKER_01 (49:24):
No, yeah.
Like I make cuts in certain ofmy departments where my money
goes when I want to do certainthings.
Yeah.
Like, since we got slider, I hadto take one of I decided I
willingly gave up a part of mymoney to get slider.

(49:47):
So that went into my nail moneyand my weed money.
So once I get that limit, likethat's it.
I gotta wait till next monthbecause I gotta make sure that
Slider gets food.
I gotta make sure that we havethe money for his shots.

(50:07):
Like, you know?
And it's like, and I'm okay withthat because I don't mind
managing money.

SPEAKER_08 (50:14):
Yeah, and plus it's like for a good cause too.
Mr.
Slider.

SPEAKER_01 (50:18):
Mm-hmm.
It's just weird and it's justnails.
Like, I don't have my nails doneright now.
I just took them off.
But I normally give my nailslike after every like two sets
or so, I usually give my nailslike two weeks of a break,
anyways.
Yeah.
So it kind of just plans out.

SPEAKER_10 (50:38):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (50:38):
Because it's like I'm gonna give them a break, and
then in like a week or two,because I just took them off
this week.

SPEAKER_10 (50:46):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (50:47):
So like in a week or two, I'll be ready for like not
really Christmas nails.
Mm-hmm.
But like I'll have nails byChristmas, I guess you can say.
Yeah.
Like the like in the beginningof of of Chr December.
Depending on what.
Sometimes I normally get mynails done like in the beginning

(51:10):
of December, which is around myniece's birthday.
And majority of the times I dowhatever theme she's doing her
birthday.
Oh, that's cute.
Yeah, like what kind of get alike uh yeah.
So I don't know.
I'll see.
I was kind of I was honestlygoing for I was thinking black.
Really?

SPEAKER_08 (51:30):
Ooh, that'd be cute with some glitter or no?

SPEAKER_01 (51:33):
Probably.
I was thinking like some blackSilettos.
Oh, that's cute.
Yeah.
Like the only holiday I I do mynails is Halloween.
I don't do anything else.

SPEAKER_08 (51:43):
And that would still be like dark vibes.
That's cute.

SPEAKER_01 (51:47):
Mm-hmm.
Because my toes right now areblack.
And I would just keep themblack.
Yeah.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 (51:54):
That's cute.

SPEAKER_01 (51:55):
That's what I kind of want to do, honestly.
Like, I won't I I want, yeah.
Oh, I just have to talk toJonathan because he's the one
that pays for them.

SPEAKER_08 (52:06):
Be like, I got a discount.

SPEAKER_01 (52:08):
Right.
Or like, cause his favoritecolor is blue.
So I'm I can't even do like aroyal stiletto.
Like a royal blue.

SPEAKER_08 (52:16):
Or also like a midnight blue.

SPEAKER_01 (52:18):
Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_05 (52:20):
The government is listening.

SPEAKER_08 (52:23):
You can't you can't know about what nail color we're
gonna get.
Okay, it's none of yourbusiness.
You better not ban fuckingmidnight blue, okay?
You better bet not.
The freaking crypts are gonna goafter you, bro.

SPEAKER_01 (52:46):
Batting the whole game.
For real.
Um, we should go to an aquarium.

SPEAKER_08 (52:55):
No, like I wanna be in the water.

SPEAKER_01 (52:57):
Oh shit.
No, yeah, you're in your ownsweetheart.
Yeah, I know that's scary.

SPEAKER_08 (53:02):
Like, if there's a shark, that's crazy.
I would I would mad just freeze.
I'm like, uh, you better not.

SPEAKER_01 (53:09):
She says, gonna be like, what is that bitch doing?

SPEAKER_09 (53:14):
She knows I'm gonna eat her, right?

SPEAKER_06 (53:18):
Hell no.
That's crazy.

SPEAKER_10 (53:21):
Uh-huh.

SPEAKER_08 (53:21):
But I see if you like, I want to say punch their
nose, but you just like pushtheir nose, like you just
redirect them.
They're like, it's a resetbutton on them.

SPEAKER_06 (53:32):
You said that?
Wait, wait, what?

SPEAKER_08 (53:34):
No, like that's facts.
Oh, for real?
Yeah.
Like if you watch, like, becauseI watch a lot of scuba diving
videos, and I love that.
It's so interesting.
I love the sea so much.
It freaks me out though.
Why?
Because like it's so huge.
Oh, yeah.
Like, what 70 75% of it hasn'tbeen completely discovered?

(53:57):
That's fucking crazy.
And like, what 90% of our worldis water?
Like, what?
We don't even know what we'reon.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (54:09):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 (54:10):
Like it's crazy.
I believe in mermaids too.

SPEAKER_06 (54:13):
Yes! Oh, yes, uh, there has to be slider.

SPEAKER_01 (54:25):
Yeah, I believe in I I believe in mermaids.
And I believe that they don'tlook like the ones that they be
showing on TV.
Like the cartoons?
Yeah, I do feel like they dohave like the human upper body.
And then they do have the waistdown as of a fish.

(54:47):
But I believe that their faceare scary.
Like they kind of look like liketheir mouths kind of like
piranhas, like they have ashitload of teeth.
Like I I feel like that's whatthey like.
That's how they look.
I don't feel like they lookbeautiful.

SPEAKER_08 (55:05):
What if they have a freaking beak?
Like an octopus.

SPEAKER_03 (55:10):
Interesting.

SPEAKER_08 (55:13):
What if they have a fish mouth?

SPEAKER_06 (55:17):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 (55:18):
Yeah.
It's like a bubble.

SPEAKER_00 (55:23):
Oh, that's ugly.
What would they eat?
That's not even scary.
That's just straight up ugly.

SPEAKER_08 (55:30):
Like they eat only like algae and shit.

SPEAKER_01 (55:34):
They're fucking an eaters of the sea.
Yeah, because they'revegetarians.

SPEAKER_04 (55:39):
Yeah, I guess so.

SPEAKER_08 (55:42):
That's crazy.
Well, if they have a mouth likethat, they would have to be
vegetarians.
Yeah.
Because they would evolve tolike what they need.

SPEAKER_06 (55:53):
I don't think so.

SPEAKER_08 (55:55):
Yeah, because they have to have like that body of
fish to go ahead and swim fast.

SPEAKER_05 (56:02):
A big fish.
Big body fish.

SPEAKER_08 (56:06):
I think an octopus body.
Ew.
What other animals are thethings?
They all have the same body.

SPEAKER_01 (56:16):
Yeah.
Majority of them.

SPEAKER_08 (56:18):
It has to be fish then.

SPEAKER_01 (56:20):
An octopus?
That would be crazy.
Ursula.
That's what I'm thinking of.

SPEAKER_08 (56:25):
They have a body of a whale.

SPEAKER_01 (56:27):
Oh shit.

SPEAKER_08 (56:28):
They're huge.

SPEAKER_01 (56:29):
That's me.

SPEAKER_08 (56:31):
It's because Titans, remember?
Yeah.

SPEAKER_09 (56:35):
Well, I don't I can say remember, like, we were
there.

SPEAKER_08 (56:38):
Right?

SPEAKER_01 (56:39):
Oh, but oh.
Back in 2005.

SPEAKER_09 (56:43):
Back when I was five years old.
There was huge people.

SPEAKER_01 (56:48):
No, yeah, wheels are fucking huge.
No, yeah, but like also likearen't you like sharks like
longer than school busessometimes?

SPEAKER_08 (56:57):
Great rights.

SPEAKER_01 (56:59):
That's crazy.
Imagine if the memories werethat size.
Like, I don't want to saycapture, but realistically
knowing our fucking world thatwill capture something like
that, how would you evenmaintain something like that?

SPEAKER_08 (57:17):
You have to make you have to build something.
We're building something.

SPEAKER_01 (57:19):
That's crazy though.
Like, if there, if there's stufflike that that exists, I hope
that we never see them.

SPEAKER_08 (57:28):
Because we I would love to see it.

SPEAKER_01 (57:30):
Yeah, I would too.
But I feel like once the worldfinds out about them, they're
gonna try to kidnap it and andand make it miserable and poke
it.
And that's not what they weremeant to do.
They were meant to live theirlife.
So it's like I would love to seethat.

SPEAKER_08 (57:54):
Yes.
No, but I believe that they'rebig people.
Like they're big.
Whenever they look uh likewhenever they build the like the
scavenge in I want to sayEgyptian people, but I know
that's not true.
Los que van and they be diggingup like bones and shit.
They be finding like human bonesthat are like huge, huge, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (58:19):
Yeah, I'm pretty sure we were huge back then.
I mean, they say that humanscame from apes, and apes are
known to be pretty big.
Really, especially when they'restanding up like on your feet,
they're like fucking huge.
So I mean some of us some of usas humans are like almost seven

(58:42):
feet tall.

SPEAKER_08 (58:44):
That's rare, yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (58:46):
You know, majority of the basketball players are
like six six something, andthat's that's tall.

SPEAKER_08 (58:52):
That's too tall.

SPEAKER_01 (58:54):
Yeah.
So if they if those peopleexist, the even the ones that
are almost seven feet, how canyou tell me that we didn't exist
we didn't exist bigger?

SPEAKER_08 (59:08):
Yeah.
I believe my brains might havewhale bodies now.
That's crazy.

SPEAKER_03 (59:17):
That is crazy.

SPEAKER_01 (59:19):
I love the new world that we just opened in my brain.

SPEAKER_08 (59:24):
I love underwater worlds.

SPEAKER_03 (59:26):
Yeah.
Those are pretty cool.
Or space.

SPEAKER_08 (59:33):
Space freaks me out.
I love space.
I like looking at it, but theidea of being there freaks me
the fuck out.

SPEAKER_01 (59:39):
Oh no, yeah.
No, no, no, yeah.

SPEAKER_08 (59:42):
It's pretty.

SPEAKER_01 (59:43):
I couldn't be an astronaut.

SPEAKER_08 (59:44):
Mm mm.

SPEAKER_01 (59:46):
There I need walls.
There's no walls, there'snothing.
Like, no.

SPEAKER_08 (59:49):
You I mean you you do have walls, but if that but
wall has a crack, you're fucked.

SPEAKER_01 (59:55):
No, like yes.
I'm I'm thinking about beingloose in space.
Like just you lose and you havelike the little string attached
to the spaceship type loose.
Like I couldn't do that.

SPEAKER_08 (01:00:07):
I better have five pieces of ropes on me, and I
would.

SPEAKER_09 (01:00:11):
I would, but you need to attach me.
Like, I want my buttas, I'm myarms too.
Like, you gotta have me from thefucking pelo.
I don't give a shit, bro.
You better have like 10 pedostambién.
I can grip you with one finger.
I'm gonna be like, I would do itthough.

(01:00:34):
Yeah.
Because that's crazy.

SPEAKER_01 (01:00:36):
No, that's scary.
I can't do that.

SPEAKER_09 (01:00:38):
I can't do that.
But you better make sure there'sno meteors.
Because I ain't trying to belike, oh, there's rocks flying
somewhere.
Bitch, fuck no.
Pull me in right now.
I'm like, I wanna feel thatlittle from six flags.
You better pull gravity.
Make gravity happen.
Don't do that slow shit.

(01:00:58):
I'm like, yeah.
Did you ever see that movieGravity?

SPEAKER_01 (01:01:03):
Yes.
Oh my god.
I love that movie.

SPEAKER_09 (01:01:06):
I watched that movie High.
Yeah, oh freaking out.

SPEAKER_01 (01:01:09):
The first time that I watched it, I watched it high,
and now it was stressing myself.
The second time I watched it wasthe first time that Jonathan was
watching it.
And I already knew what toexpect.
So I just went for the ride.
But I enjoyed watching Jonathanbeing stressed the fuck out.
And I'm like, yeah, that was me.
It's a good ass movie.

(01:01:30):
If you haven't seen Gravity, gowatch it.
It's very stressful movie.

SPEAKER_08 (01:01:36):
So it's just crazy.

SPEAKER_01 (01:01:38):
Just be ready for your booty hole to be.

SPEAKER_06 (01:01:43):
Are we already there?

SPEAKER_01 (01:01:46):
Oh yeah.
Well, that's how good the movieis.
This is the second episode thatwe brought up.
Uh Gravity up.
It's a really good movie.
I love it.
I fuck with it.
I might have to watch it nowthis weekend.
I make that strawberry lechescake.
You know what?
I'm gonna watch it too.
Yes, period.
And I'm gonna let you know.
I'm gonna let you know when Imake that cake.

SPEAKER_08 (01:02:06):
Yes, dude.
My only day off is Saturday, notgonna lie.

SPEAKER_01 (01:02:10):
I'm gonna be off Saturday and Sunday.
We'll come over and watch it onSaturday.

SPEAKER_08 (01:02:19):
Yes.
I'm like, that is my proposal.
I'll bring some milk.
I'm gonna put this lettuce cakeor some ice cream.

SPEAKER_01 (01:02:29):
Yeah.
You know, that's one thing thatI haven't made is an ice cream
cake.
But I have all the stuff to makea circle ice cream cake.

SPEAKER_08 (01:02:39):
Would you make the ice cream from scratch?

SPEAKER_06 (01:02:43):
No.

SPEAKER_08 (01:02:44):
That's too much work.
Well, I don't think so.
You just need ice and salt.

SPEAKER_06 (01:02:50):
I just know.
For me, that's too much.

SPEAKER_01 (01:02:56):
Like if you want to make it or if you want a certain
ice cream from a certain place,then that's fine.
I don't know how to make it, notgonna lie.

SPEAKER_08 (01:03:04):
Cause I would literally just try to put milk
and vanilla in a bag and justshake it.
If it like once it gets mushy,I'm like, yep, ice cream.
I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know how to makeice cream.
I know it involves salt and ice.
I did it once in high school.

(01:03:26):
I know that.

SPEAKER_01 (01:03:26):
I did it in middle school.
I did it in sixth grade.

SPEAKER_08 (01:03:30):
Damn, advanced.
You hear that?
Joshua Way.
You got so no.

SPEAKER_01 (01:03:39):
Yeah, I did it in sixth grade with Miss Brown.

SPEAKER_08 (01:03:42):
Damn, I don't even know what teacher I had.

SPEAKER_01 (01:03:45):
She was funny looking.

SPEAKER_08 (01:03:48):
Bruh.

SPEAKER_09 (01:03:48):
That's so fucked up.
We all have that one teacher.

SPEAKER_01 (01:03:52):
I'm sorry, Miss Brown.
She was cool though.
Like she was cool.
She, but sometimes I felt likenow that I'm an adult looking
back, I feel like she she needshelp.
Bruh, that's so mean.
Why?
No, like no, not in a fucked upway.
Like in like I feel like sheneeded therapy.

(01:04:14):
Like she needed to talk to atherapist about something.
I feel like she was goingthrough something and she just
needed to talk about it.
Why was she talking about y'allthen?
Like, no, sometimes she was justlike just all over the place.

SPEAKER_06 (01:04:26):
Like I don't know.
Like it just seemed like shetried so hard to stay busy to
stay out of her head.

SPEAKER_08 (01:04:39):
That's crazy.

SPEAKER_06 (01:04:40):
Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 (01:04:42):
It's just like, what are you going through?
What are you not trying to thinkof?
What what what what what traumaare you trying to forget about
right now?
Unless that or she just hadreally bad ATHD and she was just
bouncing off the wall.
Either that or she was on drugs.
Something was up.
That's what I'm saying.

SPEAKER_08 (01:05:01):
But she I dead ass.
I think she we found out she hadcancer.
Oh bitch.
Yeah, so she I think it was forpain or something.
But she was definitely on weed.
Oh you could tell.
Fuck it.
And then at one point it was nolonger weed.
Oh no! Yeah, I don't know whatit was, but she was cool at all

(01:05:22):
times.
Like she wasn't tweaking.

SPEAKER_01 (01:05:26):
But she was cool.
Well, what what else did itbecome?
Do you know?

SPEAKER_08 (01:05:31):
Mm-mm.
There were they just likerumors?
Okay.
Yeah, like people were justsaying rumors that she was like
on something else.
And I'm like, I don't know, butshe's pretty cool.
Like and she still taught likewell.
Yeah.
Like she still gave a shit aboutthe class and stuff.
She let us watch a lot of moviesat one point.

(01:05:52):
Period.
Yeah, she was like, hey, I can'tdo lights right now, so wants to
watch a movie and we're gonnawrite a report about it.
I'm like, fuck yeah.
Okay, and that's how I got towatch Lord of the Rings.
That movie's actually No, it wasa Hobbit movie.

SPEAKER_01 (01:06:13):
I don't know the name.
Um I don't know anything aboutthat.
I've never watched Lord of theRings and I don't know what a
Hobbit movie is.
Uh I don't know.

SPEAKER_08 (01:06:25):
I just saw the first one and it was pretty good.
Nice.
I like the I like the animationthat they had and the wall of
land.
Yeah, wall.
Wall of land?
Yeah.
Oh, it says Masala the Wall.
Ooh.
Yeah.

(01:06:47):
Yeah, British accents.

SPEAKER_01 (01:06:50):
I love accents.

SPEAKER_08 (01:06:51):
Yes.
I like almost certain words.

SPEAKER_01 (01:06:53):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 (01:06:54):
I like accents.

SPEAKER_01 (01:06:55):
Uh well since you since we're ending the episode
with recommending TV shows.
I recommend The Secret of theRiver.

SPEAKER_08 (01:07:09):
The Secret of the River.
Where is that?

SPEAKER_01 (01:07:12):
On Netflix.

SPEAKER_08 (01:07:13):
Netflix.

SPEAKER_01 (01:07:14):
It's a Spanish show.
It's originally in Spanish.
You can do English subtitles orEnglish audio.
I'm assuming so.

SPEAKER_10 (01:07:23):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (01:07:24):
Uh, but it's it's originally in Spanish.
Uh-huh.
And I recommend I personallyrecommended it to three people.
And I can't remember of two.
But one, Jackie.
Like, she she I think she saidthat she almost cried, or she

(01:07:48):
she cried, and I'm like, yes.
Like she watched it and one day,just like I did.
Like, if you want to see me intears, bro.
It didn't make me cry.
It kind of just like pissed meoff.
Because because like Iunderstood it.
It was more of a relatableanger.

(01:08:09):
I recommend it.
I loved it.
I really loved it.
Yeah, Netflix.
Yeah, for sure.

SPEAKER_04 (01:08:16):
Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 (01:08:18):
I I recommend it.
I loved it a lot.
I hopefully they come back withanother season.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 (01:08:26):
Oh, so it's just one right now?

SPEAKER_01 (01:08:28):
Yeah.
It's eight episodes.
It's very sh it's a shortseries.

SPEAKER_04 (01:08:32):
Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_01 (01:08:33):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
Like, it's it's I oh that'sstill about a day then.
Yeah.
I did.
I watched it in a day.
I loved it.
Like I loved it.
That's so funny.
So go watch it and then let meknow.
So Lord of the Rings.
I'm not watching it.

SPEAKER_08 (01:08:51):
No, dude.
I I wouldn't re-watch it.
Well, it I wouldn't say it wasbad.
I just don't remember itanymore.
I just remember like the thescreens.
Ooh.
Like the edits that they made,like how they were in caves and
things like that.
Like it was crazy.
Yeah.
The creatures that were there.

SPEAKER_01 (01:09:10):
There was there was one show, and I don't know if
it's related, relatable to thatone, but it was the Meloreca
Mundaron también iste como sellama Um House of Dragon or
something like that.
Oh yeah, they told me about ittoo.
I watched a couple episodes.
It was kind of like something,like entertaining.

(01:09:33):
It was it it's it did something,but I didn't catch on to it.
So then I stopped watching it.
But yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (01:09:42):
Oh, in Game of Thrones, sex.

SPEAKER_08 (01:09:45):
Oh hello everywhere.

SPEAKER_01 (01:09:51):
I might have to check it out.

SPEAKER_08 (01:09:53):
I was told the proper name, but I forgot.
I call them whorehouses.
Mm-hmm.
Period.
And they show everything.

SPEAKER_01 (01:10:03):
I'm sold.
Yeah.
Where do I sign?
Um Max.

SPEAKER_08 (01:10:10):
It's real Max.

SPEAKER_01 (01:10:11):
I already signed.

SPEAKER_08 (01:10:13):
Yeah.
But yeah, that's where it's on.

SPEAKER_01 (01:10:15):
That's pretty cool.
Okay, so so you recommend thatshow then?

SPEAKER_08 (01:10:19):
Yeah.
What is it called again?
Game of Thrones.
Game of Thrones.
I'm on season two, episodeseven.

SPEAKER_01 (01:10:26):
Nine.
Or ten.
I forgot.
Okay.
Well, next week, when we comeback, I'll let you know if I
visit it.
And then you let me know if yougot to check out The Secret of
River.
The Secret of the River.

SPEAKER_08 (01:10:40):
The Secret of the River on Netflix.

SPEAKER_01 (01:10:43):
Yes.
Don't quote me on the titleexactly.
But it's something about theI'ma need the title.
No, I think no, it has some.
I think that's what it is.
Like I think that's what it is.
The secret of the river.
I'm just not a hundred percentsure.
So, but I'm pretty sure if yougo on Netflix and put that in
there, you'll see it.
You know what I mean?

(01:11:04):
But with that being said, okay,make sure you download Max.
Ah no.
Andale.
No, because we're not being uhsponsored, okay?
Fuck them, Nosh plane.
No, but for real, if you want towatch the Game of Thrones, um
The Secret of the River.
Okay, yes, I was right.

(01:11:24):
Yeah, Secret of the River is inNetflix.
Game of Thrones is on Max.
Yes.
So we'll see if we'll like it.
We'll catch up next time.
But until then, remember to washyour hands because goodies are
still real.

SPEAKER_08 (01:11:36):
Yep.
Bitches beginning pregnant leftand right.

SPEAKER_01 (01:11:39):
It's crazy out here.
Like, especially now thatabortions are not allowed.
Ladies, please be cautious.

SPEAKER_02 (01:11:46):
Yes.

SPEAKER_01 (01:11:46):
Apparently, there's a pill that the pill that you
can buy over the counter nowthat is kind of like birth
control.
Look into it.
Uh y'all take care ofyourselves, ladies.
Yes.
Answers.
Answers.
Wrap it up.
Yes.
For real.
At least for the ladies.
Wrap that shit up.
I'm pretty sure you don't wantto get either.

SPEAKER_08 (01:12:06):
And you only getting freaking uh what's it called?
Taxes for four.

SPEAKER_01 (01:12:12):
That's crazy.
Damn four.
I thought it was six.
No.

SPEAKER_08 (01:12:16):
I heard it went down.

SPEAKER_01 (01:12:17):
Oh yeah, makes sense.

SPEAKER_08 (01:12:19):
But yeah.
But they want us the turf.
We have more.
Crazy.

SPEAKER_01 (01:12:27):
This world is too crazy.
Yeah.
Be careful.
Chop up.
Catch y'all later.
Bye.

SPEAKER_08 (01:12:33):
See ya.