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November 10, 2024 60 mins

Have you ever found yourself in the midst of a silent Tuesday, longing for the chaos of a typical Monday? Join us as we recount our day-to-day escapades, from navigating the joys of driving a forklift with its charming "beep beep" to enduring the humor of an internet-free workday. The fun doesn't stop there—we introduce you to the newest member of our family, Slider, an irresistibly adorable Yorkie-Pomeranian mix, whose playful mischief and energetic vibe keep us on our toes. Our attempts to correctly pronounce his breed are sure to bring a chuckle!

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Speaker 1 (00:12):
Welcome back, guys.
It's your girl, karina, andMalenny and Malenny, what's up
y'all?
What are y'all doing?
Cómo están?
What's crackin' likein'?
Okay, ¿qué pedo les gorgorea.

Speaker 2 (00:23):
Ah, dale ¿Qué pedo Qué pedo les gorgorea Andale,
que pedo Que pedo tienen atorado, not for reals.

Speaker 1 (00:29):
How was your day today?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Malaney, it was pretty good.
I was driving the forklift allday.

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Nice it was pretty.

Speaker 2 (00:36):
yeah, it was chilling .
Just me with my little forklift, certified Beep beep.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
Beep, beep For real.
Little forklift certified.
A little beep, beep for real.
Whenever something's a cognac,then that's all I hear in the
background.
I was like damn, this shit'smad annoying, get out my phone
dude, sometimes me with my mom.

Speaker 2 (00:54):
I was on the phone with her.
She's like I'm like my fuckingthe building I don't know it's
coming from like seven differentlocations everything I'm like
this shit's on fire, bro.
I don't know not.
This shit's on fire.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
I'm like it's fine, it's fine it's just burning down
, but it's fine I'm like I'mstill certified period period
period what was your day today.
It was okay.
It was a long day at work.
Yeah, it was kind of yeah, butit's tuesday.
It's tuesday usually, yeah, butit's Tuesday.
Tuesday is usually slow.

Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:25):
But it's just, I just I just haven't been feeling at
work lately.
What'd you have for lunch?
What'd I have for lunch?
Oh, I had a kale salad.
Ooh, it was really good.
Remember that in Longmead,that's what salad is Homemade

(01:47):
Mm-hmm seeds and shit all overit, like it had um sunflower
seeds and cranberry driedcranberries no dried cranberries
are like actually really good,yeah, so it had different stuff
in it, like it didn't only havekale, it had different stuff of
like different greens, but itwas really good.
That's what I had for lunch.
That's good, yeah oh yeah, itwas nice.

(02:09):
And then I work with a managertoday, so it's always fun
working with her.
Yeah, she's pretty chill, yeah,yeah, today I went in later than
normal.
By the time I got there, we ourinternet was down actually, so
she didn't have any internet forlike the first two hours of the
day.
So you're mad chilling.
Well, when I got there, theinternet was already working,

(02:31):
but it's because it had.
They had just fixed it so likeshe was just over it by the time
I got there, and it's just likethat.
They didn't really get muchbetter, like it didn't get worse
but it just didn't get better,it just stayed in the shitty
like situation, like it was justand it wasn't even the
customers, it was just ingeneral, it was just like oh,
the day was just like yeah, wedidn't have shitty customers.

(02:54):
We like we didn't get cussedout, we didn't get yelled at, we
didn't get in trouble yeah, itwas just really slow and not
having the internet just made itworse.

Speaker 2 (03:03):
The vibe was not there, yeah, yeah, and then it's
like not having the internetjust made it worse.
The vibe was not there.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:06):
And then it's like not having the internet means
that we weren't able to havemusic, so we were just sitting
there in quietness and it's justlike we don't even gonna talk
to each other so much.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:16):
Because we have to focus on our jobs and we're not
gonna talk to customers so much.
So sometimes, like we just sitthere in quietness and that's
what make my, that's what makesmy day a little bit longer yeah,
it's the quietness for sure,like sometimes it's needed, but
today was just not it so, yeah,I mean, that's what that it was.
It was okay, it was.

(03:37):
It was honestly a regular ass.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Tuesday dang it sounds like a monday, though
mondays are so busy though.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
Oh so it's like mondays for us, it's like a
friday.
So like our mondays is ourtuesdays tuesdays really slow
like just groggy, yeah, honestlyyeah, yeah, I must have felt
that on a rainy day.
Honestly, ow yeah it's going atit yeah, oh, news, news, news I

(04:12):
can share with our uh podcastfam.
We got a dog.

Speaker 2 (04:17):
Yes, yeah, I'm over here saying out cause
motherfuckers chewing on my toeand shit for real, I know they
fat, but they're not sausages,motherfuckers chewing on my toe
and shit, I know they fat, butthey're not sausages.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
Nah, so this little piggy is mine.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
No, for real.

Speaker 1 (04:30):
Yeah, we got a new dog.
His name is Slider Potato.
No, I'm just kidding, his nameis just Slider and he has a
haircut and he got his puppyhaircut.
He's four months and a coupleof days.
He's so cute and he's soft.
He is soft.
He's four months and a coupleof days.
He's so cute and he's soft.
He is soft.
He's a Yorkie with.

(04:50):
Pomeranian Sounds like a fruit.
Yeah, you know, I actuallystruggle saying that breed.
I normally say Parmesan,parmesan.
Yeah, I was like oh he's, he'sYorkie and Parmesan, they're
like, parmesan, they're like nah, oh he's.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
he's Yorkie and Parmesan.
They're like Parmesan.
They're like nah, hold on,you're a second.

Speaker 1 (05:10):
They're like pinch a porcupine, he's a piranha.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
You pomegranate?

Speaker 1 (05:19):
For real and I said look, I said you're cute, yeah,
but he gets his.
He's like he got his secondshots, a booster shots this
saturday.
I know when we first went forthe first shots he was crying
like I was ready to fight thatbitch oh, she's just doing her

(05:42):
job.
No, make it not hurt.
Especially whenever she put thechip on him, he yelped.
Oh my God, I was ready to justsit on her.
Girl, she was a little twig, Iwas ready to just snap her on
half.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Bro, this is where I got out of the medical field
Because of mama bears like that.
I'm like girl.
What can I do?
Yo baby squirm me.
I'm like tell him to see.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Yeah, no, but no, he didn't move, he was just like
just yapping.
Yeah, and Jonathan is the onethat held him, because if I
would have done it, I would havepulled him, I would have
probably made it worse orsomething.
Yeah, so I'm glad I didn't.
Yeah, because at first I wasgoing to do it, but then I saw
the needles and I was like, no,we got to switch, we got to

(06:31):
switch, you got to hold him yeah.

Speaker 2 (06:32):
I'm going to hold you and we better not move.
Yeah, you over here, yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:40):
But he's the greatest .
He is our puppy boy.
He's a little cut, but he's thegreatest.
He is our puppy boy.
My mother-in-law watches him.
It's so funny.
I have a whole ass babysitter.
I gotta leave early, or drop himoff and then after work, I
don't, I don't go anywhere.
I go straight to go picking himup, like what the fuck is this?
Take care, but it's, I'm not.

(07:01):
We're not gonna do that forever.
We're just doing it right now,until he, because we leave him
by himself just a couple hoursand he doesn't really destroy
the house.
But like he, he like criesbecause he's sad yeah, so it's
like I'd rather him go to mymother-in-law which his sister
is there, and he gets to haveplay days and have fun, and I
come home I feed him he's wornout because of all the play time

(07:24):
and then we do it and she onlywatches him like three or four
days out of the week, becausethe rest of them he stays home
with John all night because allour days off, type of shit, you
know what I mean so, but it'sjust for me.
Now, once he gets older and youknow, he hops up that like
energy wise yeah then he'll beby himself.
He's definitely going to be aninside dog.

Speaker 2 (07:44):
That's cute, though he should be an inside dog.

Speaker 1 (07:47):
Yeah, he is, he's little.
Yeah, it's a bittersweet moment.
I look at him and it makes me alittle sad sometimes.
Why?
Because he reminds me of Kate.
Aw, and it's just like you'renot Kate.

Speaker 2 (08:03):
Yeah, this is like someone else.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
Like this is yeah, personality and it's just crazy
because sometimes, like I like Itook a picture of him with my
polaroid camera and he looksjust like kate and I was like,
oh my god, I gotta find thispicture, because I have a kate,
I have a kate.
I have a picture of kate in thatsame cover in a Polaroid
picture Like I need to find itand I was just like, oh my gosh,

(08:28):
he looks so much like Kate andit just, it makes me, it's just
bittersweet because it makes me,he makes me miss her, yeah,
yeah, but I mean, he's pretty,he's a pretty good dog, for sure
.
He's very smart.
He's, you know, potty trained.
He's learning how to sit andhow to stay.
Well, he knows how to sitalready, right now we're
learning him how to stay.
Yeah, yeah.

(08:48):
So he's pretty good.
Hell yeah, he's even taking hispotty training skills to my
mother-in-law's.
Yeah, so he doesn't like Be onher house and anything One thing
here in my house he's allowedto be in the furniture because
he's a clean dog like he getsprofessionally groomed and stuff
.
But a mother-in-law she's a bigno-no on having animals on her

(09:12):
furniture.
So that's one thing that I waskind of struggling in is that
he'll jump on her couchesbecause I'm on the couch right
yeah.
So that's one thing that we'redefinitely trying to get him to
be like no, no, you can't jumpon people's houses.

Speaker 2 (09:26):
Yeah, be like mm-mm.
This couch isn't for you.

Speaker 1 (09:30):
Yes, yes.
How about the kitties?
How are the kitties?
They're fat.

Speaker 2 (09:35):
I love them.
They have their appointment onNovember 4th to go ahead and get
them spayed and neutered Onlytwo of them.
We're going to go ahead andleave Milo by himself.
Because, he just he's too calm,like he don't do nothing, like
I feel bad, yeah.
And then Andres, he's just he'stoo much.

(09:55):
I'm like no, bro, you need themchopped off.
You just can't, you can't.
And MJ, I can't risk her ifMilo isn't yeah, makes sense.

Speaker 1 (10:06):
Yeah, we're planning on getting him neutered after
everything settled, like all hisshots.
Yeah, we have two more boostershots, so the one this Saturday
and then we have to wait againuntil another month and then
he'll be able to, because hehasn't even been outside, he
hasn't, he doesn't know outside.
And one thing about it is likewhenever he gets scared, he

(10:28):
shakes.
So every time I take himoutside, he shakes.

Speaker 2 (10:32):
He's like I don't know what this is, and it's like
the moment we're inside.

Speaker 1 (10:36):
It's like he's fine.

Speaker 2 (10:37):
Yeah, yeah, it's because he probably feels like
you're going to leave him outthere.
He's like I don't know thisarea.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
I, you're gonna leave him out there.
He's like I don't know thisarea.
I don't know.
Yeah, it's, it's.
It's so adorable though.
But yeah, I can't wait till hehas all his shots so we can
definitely take him outside.
Can we take him to the dog parkand teach him how to fetch and
whatnot?

Speaker 2 (10:55):
that'd be cute.
I'd like to come just to likego walk around, just take him to
the dog park yeah, that's good.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
Hell yeah, we can fight some.
We can fly a kite in one.
I like to fly kites really sohe's definitely gonna have to
get used to being like activeoutside and stuff like that,
because I like to, I like tojust be outside, especially when
, since the cold weather iscoming, I like to be outside you
like being outside in the cold?

Speaker 2 (11:21):
well, yeah because you don't get like I don't get
cold, yeah, so I'm excited, yeah, I'm excited.

Speaker 1 (11:29):
I'm excited for my booger.
It's I can't.
I'm a little sad because Ican't have him out for halloween
just yet, but he'll be readyfor thanksgiving and christmas
you can still do pumpkin patcheswith him well, that is true,
but I was thinking more likeputting him a custom and walking
him around.
But because he doesn't have allhis shots, I can't really have

(11:50):
around other animals like that,because he can get something and
he's still a puppy.
So they advise for me to nothave him outside.
That's why he's potty trainedinside yeah, it's not potty
trained outside, yeah, and thenI've lost.
I've lost dogs to dog diseaseswhen they're little, so it's
like I don't want to risk it.
I'd just rather be safe and fuckit.

(12:12):
It is what it is In reality.
I wanted him trained to pottyinside on a pad for like the
time que está frío o estálloviendo, like he doesn't have
to hold it or he has an accident.
He knows that he could just goto his pee pad and call it a day
.
Yeah, you know, and it's.

(12:33):
I feel like it's just easierfor people like if I, you know
jordan and I would go on trips,so like if I have some, if I
need somebody to watch him, Iknow that he'll be potty
training.
He won't ever be on your flooror on your couch.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
Right.
As long as you leave the peepads there, he'll find them.

Speaker 1 (12:54):
I'm actually about to upgrade him to a fake grass
thing.
I was going to ask you aboutthat.
I just ordered them.
They should have arrivedyesterday actually.
I need to check on why theyhaven't arrived.
Order one for me and one for mymother-in-law, so he can have
one at her house for when we goover there, because whenever we
go over there he goes with.
Like when we were over thereSunday he went with us.

(13:15):
So it's like I need him to beparty trained.

Speaker 2 (13:19):
Yeah, that's cute though.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
I'm excited.
Yes in place Because it's likeI've been wanting a dog for a
really long time.
But you know, we live in anapartment.
We don't even have enough yard,like we have yard, but not a
decent amount of yard for a dogyou know, and when we got this

(13:44):
house and then Slider came intoour lives, the way that he came
into our lives it was just likea blessing, like it was a free,
a blessing like it was a freedog.
I was hoping I'm helping afriend out by rehoming him and I
I'm keeping him.
So it was just like everythingjust fell in place, which is
crazy it's like it was justmeant to be and now my

(14:05):
mother-in-law now is currentlypreying kids on me.
She was like god is watching outfor you.
First the house, then the dog.
And she was like now here comesthe kids.
So I sit here and I knock onwood all the time and I said get
away from me with thatnegativity, stephanie I don't

(14:27):
want to hear it.
Not today, yeah, not today ortomorrow but talking about
knocking on wood, that actuallygoing to be the topic of today's
episode?
Yes, Of all these weird asssuperstitions that we have.
I don't know about you, butI've heard about like knocking
on wood, or knocking on glass,like when you're about to be
like, oh, let me knock on glass.

(14:49):
Or like so I won't crash.
Or knock on glass so this won'thappen to me.
Or like on the wood, like I dothat.
I've heard of rub on a virgin'shead On a virgin's head, like
like with Maria.

Speaker 2 (15:02):
Or a person that hasn't had sex.
A person that hasn't had sex.

Speaker 1 (15:05):
I have never heard of that.

Speaker 2 (15:06):
Like you tap their head, like if you don't have a
wood, you just tap over yourdents well, bitch, all my
friends are hoes fuck you.
Better have wood.
I look for wood.
You're like I know.

Speaker 1 (15:17):
That's why I've been looking for wood yeah, I've
never heard of that one, thoughI've heard about knocking on
wood.
Knocking on glass yeah, likenot breaking the glass, just
knocking on glass.
It's the on glass.
Yeah, like not breaking theglass, just knocking on glass.
For for it's the same thing asthe wood, like oh, um, ojalá, no

(15:38):
.
And you knock on wood que, uh,I'll get a car accident.
It's the same thing as theglass, like ojalá, no.
So you just, you, just knock onit.

Speaker 2 (15:47):
I've never heard of glass.

Speaker 1 (15:49):
That's what I'm saying.
I've never heard about thevirgin, but I've heard about the
glass in the wood.

Speaker 2 (16:01):
That's crazy.
It is crazy.
What, what, um, what are thepositions that you do?
Or, growing up like them?
There was one like where youhave to like, always have you
have to have a red bracelet, butit has to be gifted to you.
You can't buy it for yourself,like the like to go ahead and
prevent bad luck or anythinglike.

Speaker 1 (16:17):
But you know that one , that one, that one.
Okay, I know what you'retalking about, but I didn't know
that it had to be gifted yeah,it has to be gifted and it has
to be gifted with good intention.
Otherwise, if you buy it foryourself, it's not gonna work oh
shit, see the, the way that Iknow about last last.
Last is the last braceletsrojas is for when you're like a

(16:40):
baby, like for a baby, like anold baby yeah and it's usually
like the mom gets it for thebaby.
I mean, obviously that will be agift for everyone, from the mom
to the baby.
But I didn't know that.
I didn't know that that waslike it had to be like that.

Speaker 2 (16:57):
Yeah, it has to be a gift.

Speaker 1 (16:59):
I don't know, I don't think, I don't know if I ever
had one when I was little,definitely haven't when I was
older, or is it just for babies?

Speaker 2 (17:06):
No, it could be for anybody.

Speaker 1 (17:14):
But it does you better, like if you have a
limpia at first and then you getthe bracelet.
Interesting, talking about anojo um these, we've passed what
like last year to the ojobracelets, the one with
different colors, like lasazules, the blue ones, and like
there's yellow and pink.
That's all new to me, like Iknow about the blue one by lojo,
but like the yellow ones andthe green, like there's

(17:37):
different color eyes that arefor different stuff, and I'm
like what?
I thought they were just forstyle, I don't know.
No, well, I don't know.
I didn't really look into it.
My niece is the one that toldme and she was like I want this
one because it's for this andI'm just like puro pedo.
Y'all don't even know what toinvent.
Nah, nah, for real.

Speaker 2 (17:56):
I'm like y'all just faking it.

Speaker 1 (17:57):
Yeah, faking it for the views Ah.

Speaker 2 (18:01):
No, I didn't know that there were colored ones,
that they had different meanings.

Speaker 1 (18:05):
Yeah, If I'm not mistaken, they have different
meanings.
I'm going to have to look thatshit up.
Somebody of our listeners.
Go look that shit up and emailus the information.
The Wikipedia For real.
Go ahead and let us know.
Educators.

Speaker 2 (18:23):
Sorry, I was looking it up.

Speaker 1 (18:25):
Another thing that I think it was so silly.
I think it's everybody, becauseit's a joke now, but like
stepping on a crack on theconcrete.
It's going to break your mom'sback Step on a line.
Like you know when I first heardthat I actually thought it was

(18:46):
legit, really.
So when I was little I alwaystried to avoid stepping on a
fucking crack.
Yeah, like hey, yo, I'm aboutto break my mom's back.
Hell, yeah, and then really.
So I I, when I was little, Ialways tried to avoid stepping
on the fucking crack.

Speaker 2 (18:51):
Yeah like, hey, yo I'm about to break my mom's back
hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (18:54):
And then one time my mom pissed me off.
No, you didn't.
My mom pissed me off when Istepped on a crack and then her
back didn't break and I was justlike that was all I like.
What, for real?

Speaker 2 (19:05):
you're like oh yeah mom.
She's like over here, what thefuck are you doing?

Speaker 1 (19:18):
yeah, I thought it was funny.
I think it's so funny.
As a kid I was very what isthat word?
Gullible, is that?
Is that the word?
Yeah, I believe everything whenI'm little.
Yeah, it's so fucking crazy bro, I found the colors.

Speaker 2 (19:31):
What is it so?
Like orange?
It gives you happiness andprotection and increases
playfulness and creativity.
Interesting.
The dark one is karma and faithprotection, calmness and
renaction, hope and flow forconversations.
Protection, hope and flow forconversations.

(19:55):
The light blue one is generalprotection.
Um, dark green, uh, gardenhappiness, balance in life,
freedom for the pursuit of newideas.
Purple is boosting yourimagination.
Uh, brown is to protect yourelements.
Red is to bring you courage,more enthusiasm and energy.
Oh, and it helps with fears andanxieties.

(20:17):
So you're interesting red onesare good.
Yellow one is to protect yourhealth, um, and sharpens your
mind.
Pink is to protect yourfriendship and that's cute.
Y is for purity and focus, to afresh start.
Light green is to sex uh, besuccessful within your dreams,

(20:41):
enjoyment and good health.
And gray is just for protectingagainst sorrows interesting.

Speaker 1 (20:49):
I wonder if it's actually legit and I wonder if
that's like a mexican thing likeif it's just like a mexican
religious belief thing or ifthat's a multicultural thing I
have to say it's like hispanics.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
I think so right, because, like they, at the gran
plaza, where only hispanics begoing, yeah, I wonder.

Speaker 1 (21:10):
Yeah, I wonder about a lot of things that we grew up
with.
Is just a Mexican thing, likethe knocking on wood?
Is that a Mexican thing orthat's an everybody thing?

Speaker 2 (21:20):
I think that one was an everybody thing.

Speaker 1 (21:22):
Yeah, because.

Speaker 2 (21:23):
I heard that one like in school.
That one was in school withwhite people.

Speaker 1 (21:26):
Hmm, interesting, yeah, interesting.
Another thing about good luckthat I've heard about is hanging
a horseshoe on top of your door.
Let's see, I don't.
It has to be hanging up, facingup upwards to catch the good

(21:46):
luck and from helping it tospill out.
I don't know if that's true.

Speaker 2 (21:51):
I've never done it myself that sounds like it would
be accurate, but I I'm seeing.

Speaker 1 (21:57):
Yeah, like I've seen people going to people's houses
and they have a shoe by like ahorseshoe by the door, blocking
it, like a nail is being held bya nail on top of the door.
I have seen that and I've neverasked about it.
Honestly, I just said it was atype of decoration, because
they're like, if you look attheir outdoor decoration, they
have a big ass texas stars andshit so it's just like okay,

(22:21):
it's just another theme, anotherdecoration, of accessory.

Speaker 2 (22:25):
You know, what's crazy is that, like my mom, she
does have that decoration andher horseshoe is up and I'm just
like Did you do that for goodluck or just for a study?

Speaker 1 (22:34):
You should ask her if she knows.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, give us someintel.

Speaker 2 (22:39):
Be like ma, did you do that with purpose For real,
or with not purpose?

Speaker 1 (22:44):
We're gonna have to bring her in and question her.

Speaker 2 (22:46):
Yes, Be like senora, you know what?
Tell me if your palms hurt too.
Be like senora, you know what?
To me flip palms for real.

Speaker 1 (22:55):
Oh, talking about palms itchy, yeah, because of
the yeah, the whole money thing.
Yeah, if your left hand isitchy, it means you're about to
lose some money.
If your right hand is itchy,you're about to get some money,
but supposedly you're notsupposed to itch because you're
going to scratch the luck away.
So, like, pretty much, if yourright hand is itchy and you

(23:19):
scratch it, then that means thatthe money is not going to come
in.
And if you scratch your lefthand because it's itchy, it
means that you are going toyou're going to lose that money,
whatever the money was.
So if you start that, you'regoing to lose that money,
whatever the money was.

Speaker 2 (23:33):
So if you start scratching it, do you not lose
that money?

Speaker 1 (23:38):
You're not supposed to scratch it at all when your
hands are itchy.

Speaker 2 (23:41):
Well, that's what I'm saying.
But okay, if your right one isitchy.

Speaker 1 (23:46):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (23:47):
If your right one is itchy and you scratch it, you're
going to go ahead and lose thatgood fortune that you were
going to get.

Speaker 1 (23:53):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
But if your left one is itchy and you scratch it, are
you not going to go ahead andlose that fortune?
So you're pretty much savingyourself.

Speaker 1 (24:03):
If your left one is itchy, you're like Well, if you
scratch your left hand, thatmeans you're going to lose money
.
But if it's just itchy, it's it, it's.
That's the thing.
If your hand, the, thesuperstition is, if your hand is
itchy, oh, just because yeah,not, yeah, so like it, and it's,

(24:24):
from my knowledge, it's justthe palm, not the top of your
hand, but your palm, so like, ifyour left lifting it's itchy,
like right here, that you canscratch it.
But if anything in in your hand, you're not supposed to scratch
it because you're gonna losemoney.
It's like you activated.
I don't know if it's true, Idon't know if it's, I don't know
.
But, bitch, I follow that.

(24:45):
I follow it.
Every time my hands is itchy, Idon't scratch, just to be safe.
See, I'd be like, oh, my hand,my right hand, is itchy, I need
money and honestly, I mean, Idon't know, believe me or not, I
don't give a fuck.
But, like h, sometimes, when myright hand is itchy and I don't

(25:05):
scratch it, somehow I end upwith extra money.

Speaker 2 (25:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (25:11):
Like I either like get a tip from a customer or
I'll get like a gift card orlike, but it's like I'll get
money, or like I'll find money,yeah, like I'll do Jonathan's
laundry, and it's like, oh, $20here, $10 there, I'm rich now.

Speaker 2 (25:30):
Yeah, I'm rich bitch.
It's like honey Sonic's on me.
No.

Speaker 1 (25:39):
But I know, yeah, like honestly, like the times
that it's itchy, I get money oneway, Like a customer would give
me a tip, like last time myhand was itchy and I didn't
scratch, and then, like a coupledays later I got a $20 tip from
a customer.
That's what's up, though Idon't know if they're linked up,
it might be just coincidence,it might just be life, but for

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me I just do it.

Speaker 2 (26:03):
No see, this is how I know that this is true, Because
, like bro, whenever my handsare itchy, I am biting the shit
out of my heart.
I'm like getting that Because Ican't get like that scratch to
go away, so I am like digginginto my fucking hand and then I
get bad luck.
And then I'm like damn, my carbroke down here's $200.

Speaker 1 (26:26):
That's you losing money.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (26:28):
But I'm like why the fuck it got to be so itchy,
though Like yeah, that's what.
I'm saying but I'm like why thefuck it got to be so itchy,
though Like I can't not scratch?

Speaker 1 (26:36):
I just forget.
I didn't know.
Yeah, no, yeah, who told methat?
I don't know who told me thatand ever since that person told
me that, like I've been holdingon to that shit and it's like I
refuse to scratch my legs, bitch, I refuse to scratch my legs,
bitch, I refuse to scratch myhands.

Speaker 2 (26:54):
Is it just your palm that has to be itchy, or is it
like your arm and your?

Speaker 1 (26:58):
palm.
As far as I know, it's justyour palm.
I don't think it has to doanything with your arm.
It's literally just the insideof your hand, like your fingers
and your palm Bro, because I'dbe itching, because my arms get
itchy and I'll scratch my arms,but all like if it's your palm,
you can't scratch.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
I'm gonna go ahead and be like going for it a storm
, just punch someone up you'relike no, behind me, hell yeah
speaking of behind me, bro, Igotta tell you this story real
quick because, bro, people needto learn about fucking personal

(27:44):
space.
Oh bitch, yes, I was at walmart, right, okay oh, I fucking hate
walmart.
Uh, tell me about it but I wasat Walmart and I had to go to
the customer service linebecause I had to ask them like
about my tv, if I could returnit without the box and without
the receipt.
I forgot, I lost both.
So I was like waiting in lineand I was on the phone with Ray

(28:07):
and I was just talking regularlywhen I like felt someone like
literally up my ass and I liketurn around and it's like this
older dude and I'm just like, oh, excuse you.
So I like take two stepsforward, but I don't want to be
too close to the person in frontof me.
So I'm just like, okay, this isa good enough space.
Well, this dude just like inches, three inches closer and I like

(28:32):
turned around and I was likeI'm gonna put you on a quick
pause, put him on mute.
I like turned around and I'mlike excuse me, kind sir, but do
you know what personal spaces?
And he was like he just looksat me, he's like hmm, and I'm
like, yeah, you're in my bubble.
Like I moved forward so youwouldn't be in my bubble, and
now you move forward to be in mybubble and I'm asking you to

(28:53):
move out.
He just kind of looked at meand I'm like I know you speak
English, dude.
I know you speak Englishbecause you can't.

Speaker 1 (29:07):
You can't, you cannot speak any other language.
No, I felt that Some people'sgiving, that they speak English
Like it's a giving.
Like you understand what thefuck I'm saying.
Yeah, like you're white.

Speaker 2 (29:18):
Yeah, like you can't just try to pull it like oh, I'm
something else.
No, you're straight up white.
I know you understand.
Yeah, and I'm just like I'mgoing to move forward.
Please don't follow me, becausenow you're going to make me
feel uncomfortable, then I'mgoing to yell harassment.

Speaker 1 (29:34):
Yeah.
I didn't say the last part, butno, yeah, that's what you were
feeling I was just like sir ¿Yqué te dijo?

Speaker 2 (29:40):
He just looked at me Like.
He just like looked at me, likeI'm like, I was, like I didn't
stutter at any point.
But he didn't say like my bed,or let me itch back.
He just like stood in one spot,just like wide eyes, I guess
because I called him out, Idon't know, but I kind of did

(30:01):
say it a little loud.
I didn't mean to, I was justlike dude, get out of here.
I'm already feelingself-conscious.

Speaker 1 (30:08):
Yeah, because, even if he didn't mean anything bad,
like personal space is important, because I get that a lot I'll
be in line and it's just likepeople are literally right
behind me and it's just likeI'll turn around and I'll look
at them and I'll look at thefloor to see the space and I'll

(30:29):
look back at them again and I'llscoot, scoot up and then I'll
turn around and look at themagain to see if they move.
And then sometimes they don'tmove and sometimes they do move
and I'm just like, okay, so thenI just go around.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
I'm like you're not getting the picture and I don't
want you to be close to me and Iusually just either like either
I'll move to the side, or like,like you said, like I'll just
move, like yeah because I'm nottrying to interact yeah, I
couldn't keep my mouth shut.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
No, yeah, no, I get it.

Speaker 2 (30:56):
Yeah, I felt so bad afterwards yeah, like because I
didn't mean to explode but likemy adhd has been gotten like
worse I guess like I don't knowwhere I'm, just like I'm not
okay with this and I'm going tosay something.
Yeah, and sometimes I don'tthink that's okay, I mean

(31:17):
Because I don't.
People aren't thinking like Ishouldn't be thinking that like
you're in my world, you'reinconveniencing me.
They could have just been likeokay, she moved forward, I moved
forward, yeah, but thatsometimes pisses me off.

Speaker 1 (31:32):
So it's like I get.
It's like I get it like.
I get it like even when I'mdriving and I'll scoot up
because the car behind me isliterally in my fucking back
seat.
I scoot up to get away from you, not for you to scoot up some
more yeah, it's like oh, there'smore room now.
Yeah, like pitch, I scoot upbecause you already.
Your steering wheel is on myback already.

Speaker 2 (31:52):
Yes, Bitch, Like I feel your exhaust on my back.

Speaker 1 (31:55):
Yes, like get the fuck out.
Like you and your kid alreadyin my back seat, like it's crazy
.

Speaker 2 (32:01):
So, like I, I need gas money.

Speaker 1 (32:03):
For reals, since we carpooling For reals no I felt
that Like I do get it, likethere's sometimes where I speak
up Mys, that like I do get it,like there's sometimes where I
speak up um myself and sometimesI'm just like whatever, but
like I've been there, like it'slike sometimes it like sometimes
I'm able to just brush it off.
Sometimes it's like you're onmy neck and then you're on the

(32:26):
phone really loud.
It's just like back the fuck up.
It's like excuse me, hold onlike you're yeah, or sometimes
it's like no hate on kids.
You know, sometimes the kidsare fucking kids and it's like
you're on my bubble with yourcrying ass kid yes, you know
what I'm saying.
Like I know that's somethingyou can't control crying kid I'm

(32:49):
not talking shit about the kidit's more like the wanderers.
Yeah, for me like just back up.
You know your kid is loud, he'sfrustrating you and you have
him on my ear like that's prettyfucked up you know what I'm
saying.

Speaker 2 (33:01):
Like, I get it like you're frustrated, but that
doesn't mean you have tofrustrate everybody else with us
, yeah yeah like just pull you.

Speaker 1 (33:09):
Step back, ma'am.
Step back, just back up, sir.
Your dick is in my ass rightnow.
Back the fuck up For real.

Speaker 2 (33:17):
And I'm not feeling much, bro, so get out.
Bro.
I couldn't this bitch Somepeople, just you don't gotta get
the fuck out.
They got the fucking nervesometimes the nerve to try to be
up in there.
You ain't got nothing.
Gotta get the fuck out.
They got the fucking nervesometimes.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
The nerve to try to be up in there.
You ain't got nothing, just getout, leave me alone Talking
about people and the nerves andjust like bad vibe.
Okay, this conversation justgave me like a bad vibe.
Well, no, no, no, it never gaveme a bad vibe.
It just since we're talkingabout suspicions and then people
and their bad intentions.
And I grew up I don't know ifyou know, but I grew up with

(34:03):
putting a plant by my door,putting a, not a succulent in
oliveira plant.
Is that what it is?

Speaker 2 (34:12):
no, it's, it's like, it's like that, beany one yeah,
it's like it's.

Speaker 1 (34:17):
I think it's a, I think it's an oliveira plant.
You put it by the front.
I don't know.
I know what it looks like.
I don't know the name of it.
When I look at, when I see theplant, it's like I know that
plant, but I think it's an olive.
Am I even saying that?
Right?
Aloe vera, aloe vera plant.
It's spiky ones.

Speaker 2 (34:36):
Yeah, it's just like it like spritz out.

Speaker 1 (34:38):
Yeah, yeah yeah, aloe vera, yeah, and it's nice and
green and I grew up with.
If you put it by the front door, whether it in the inside, on
the outside, and your plant dies, is because people are coming

(34:59):
into your house with badintentions, like they don't wish
you well, they don't mean wellby you.
They talk behind you and like Ithink that's crazy, because I
witnessed it like I had a plantfor like ever and then certain
people started coming around inmy house and that fucking plant
just died out of nowhere, likejust died out of nowhere.

(35:23):
And then my sister I believe mysister has a lot of fake people
around her, but it's a super.
I've tried talking to her aboutit.
I tried've tried getting her tocut these people off, pero no
quiere.

Speaker 2 (35:33):
So whatever, she's a grown-ass woman.

Speaker 1 (35:35):
Her plantas stay dying and, like hers, get like
black.
Oh, like they don't stay green,like they go like gray, dark,
brown.

Speaker 2 (35:47):
Well, her house is possessed.
What you mean, mm-hmm?
No, brownness is like.
This is possessed.

Speaker 1 (35:52):
what you mean no and it's just like and that I don't
know if it's true, but it's like.
It makes it like.
It just doesn't make sense.
Because I have a green thumb, Ican keep a plant alive.
I kept that plant alive forever, yeah.
And then certain people startedcoming around and my plant went
from bright red to like a darkbright red pitch, a bright green

(36:15):
to like a dark green, and itwas getting kind of grayish and
it's just like it just died.

Speaker 2 (36:20):
Because it picks up energy.
Yeah, that's what they werepicking up, like the bad vibes.
That's why they were drying out.

Speaker 1 (36:26):
Yeah, and.

Speaker 2 (36:36):
I think that's crazy because it's just like.
I don't know if it's true, butI believe it because I feel like
I've seen it.
I didn't know if it was likethat they brought vibes to you
or if they just picked up badvibes.
So like that person could havehad like a bunch of bad energy
and then like see, I don't knowabout that one energy and then
like, see, I don't know aboutthat one.

Speaker 1 (36:55):
Yeah, see, the one, the one that the the one that
told me or not, made me believethis.
But like, whatever, it was mymom.
So I will honestly have to askher and be like is it because
they're just bad people orthey're wishing bad on me?
Yeah, if I'm not.
My mom always said que escuando personas te desean algo
malo, which is when people wishyou back.

Speaker 2 (37:17):
Well, I mean, maybe if it's at the door.

Speaker 1 (37:19):
Yeah, so that's what I'm saying you put it in the
door and it catches all thatenergy as it comes in and as it
walks out.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (37:29):
My sister normally has her outside, I normally have
mine inside, because they don'tneed a lot of sun.
Yeah so it's just like she'llbring hers in and out, like
she'll play with it, becausethey do need sunlight.
Yeah, but just not sunlightevery day, so like it just
didn't make sense, because it'sjust like how does your dice and
mine don't, and it because?

Speaker 2 (37:53):
it's just like how does your dice and mine don't?
And it's like the same fuckingplant.
Yeah, that's crazy and honestly.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
I don't hang out with those people anymore that's
good, but you don't have anotherone no.
I haven't gotten another onesince I moved here, but I had
one at the place.
It was actually on the middleof my tv entertainer center.

Speaker 2 (38:15):
Oh, okay, it was a spiky one.
I was about to say I'm like Inever saw it by the door.

Speaker 1 (38:21):
Well, I had a big one by the door and then that one
died and my mother-in-law gaveme the small one.
That I had by the TVentertainer and that one was
growing.
That's my thing, it was growing.
You know where that's crazy yeah, but I think that's crazy how a
lot of things like that, likelike where do they come from?

(38:44):
Like I don't know if you'veheard about, if you sleep in
front of the mirror, like withyour feet facing the mirror, yes
, with something like anotherdimension or the demons or I
don't know, something will comeand snatch you from your feet
yeah, because, like, the mirrorsare portals.
See, I don't, I don't know ifthat's true we're getting the

(39:05):
information yeah, but like thattype of information scares me so
I refuse to see the mirror well, you shouldn't, regardless.
If you, if you, if you didn'tbelieve in it, you shouldn't do
it anyway yeah, that's what I'msaying, like I don't, I don't
know if it's true, but I'm justgonna be safe because, like I
don't know where it comes fromeither yeah, like I just know

(39:28):
the information, like I've it'sbeen heard, so it has to be like
who saw got snatched, yes, butI don't know if Timothy or Greg
or Bertha was the one that gother soul snatched from the mayor
.
Yeah, or like I used to mysister she was a bitch when I

(39:50):
was younger she used to tell methat the cuckoo was going to
come out from underneath the bedand maybe I got on those pies.
So like I really thought, thecuckui lived underneath the bed
after night, like afternighttime.

Speaker 2 (40:02):
Yeah, and.

Speaker 1 (40:02):
I would be scared to have my feet exposed.

Speaker 2 (40:05):
Bro, but you.

Speaker 1 (40:05):
Because it's like, oh my God, I'm going to get my
feet exposed.
For whatever reason, that was.
The only way that they couldget me was by my feet.

Speaker 2 (40:13):
Well see, I don't know where that information came
from either, but I can't sleepif my feet aren't covered.

Speaker 1 (40:25):
Oh see'm, I grew out of it now, before the younger.
When I was younger, like Irefused to sleep with my feet
exposed like I could.
I I got.

Speaker 2 (40:28):
I will be scared no, and the thing is like I know
nothing's gonna grab me, but Ijust can't like.
So it feels very uncomfortable,like there's an ominous feeling
about my feet being uncovered.
I'm like, nah, something'sgonna grab it.
But I'm like what, what's gonnagrab it yeah?

Speaker 1 (40:45):
I feel like sometimes , whenever my foot's hanging off
the mattress, yes, and I justbe like straight up relaxed and
I'll be like, oh shit.
They're gonna grab my foot, butI have a platform bed, so it's
like it's on the floor, sonothing can be underneath my bed
.
So it's just like what the fuckis it going to grab me For real

(41:06):
Bitch?
That's the gallos out there.

Speaker 2 (41:10):
The gallos.

Speaker 1 (41:11):
Yeah, my neighbor has roosters and chickens, that
means they have huevos.
They do.
They be chilling in my backyard.
The hens with the littlechickens.

Speaker 2 (41:19):
Oh, better start collecting some of them, bitches
Be like hey, I'll give yougrass for them.
You better start giving huevos.

Speaker 1 (41:27):
No, for reals.

Speaker 2 (41:28):
They be expensive, like five fucking dollars.

Speaker 1 (41:31):
I get the brown free cage eggs.

Speaker 2 (41:33):
Oh, you go bougie.

Speaker 1 (41:35):
Mm-hmm.
I get that extra large yeah, Iget the large ones, but it's the
brown cage free ones.
I like the brown eggs more thanlike the white eggs why?

Speaker 2 (41:46):
what's the difference ?

Speaker 1 (41:47):
the color, the size, like the color of the actual egg
, the yolk, yeah, okay, the sizeand the flavor I was about to
say I'm like.

Speaker 2 (41:57):
the color of the egg was dumb, the brown was white.

Speaker 1 (42:00):
No, the brown one, the yolk is more like orangey,
more yellow, okay, okay, thanlike the light.
How light yellow the white onesare and I just feel like
they're just like the yolk,because I like it over easy With
the yolk, where like the yolkis like it over easy With the
yolk, where like the yolk islike runny.

(42:22):
Like that's how I like my eggs.
So, like the difference betweenthe white egg and the brown egg
, the brown egg, the yolk part,for me is just thicker, like
it's just, it's bigger, it'sfuller, it's more, it has more
yolk than the white one.

Speaker 2 (42:36):
Okay.

Speaker 1 (42:36):
And I just like the way they, they, I feel like they
just cook thicker, like eventhe, the, the clear stuff that
turns white around it, like Ifeel, like that's even just
thicker than the white one yeah,and the reason why I find out
that I even like the brown eggs?
because my sister accidentallybought brown eggs one time and I
tried.
She gave them to me because shedon't like them.

(42:57):
They I don't know if she didn'tlike them or the kids don't
like them, because the kids eatthe brown eggs whenever they
come to my house.
Yeah, so I'm assuming it wasjust a her thing and she was
like I didn't like the way theytaste and she got hers from
Sam's, so I tasted them andJonda and I fuck with them.

Speaker 2 (43:14):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:14):
So we get ours from Target.
They're like farm something.
It's like a black, a blackcarton with the white chicken
and stuff.

Speaker 2 (43:22):
Hey.

Speaker 1 (43:23):
We like those.

Speaker 2 (43:24):
Those are so Mm-hmm.
I want to try them.

Speaker 1 (43:26):
Yeah, but talking about eggs, another
superstitious is lavandote conhuevo.
Yes, you know about bad luck.
I know about that one.
My mom brought me with an egg acouple of times and she would
crack it in water.

Speaker 2 (43:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (43:41):
And all this stuff.
She would be like the cellwould start floating.
She would be like look at allthat bad vibe and it would be
crazy.
Because I don't know if you'veever experienced it.
I don't know if your mom everdid that to you.

Speaker 2 (43:50):
Yes, Like you, feel light.

Speaker 1 (44:01):
Yes, like my stomach will stop hurting, like it's.
Yeah, Everything feels better.

Speaker 2 (44:07):
Yes, but do you know what to look for?
No, Okay, I'm going to explainit to you, because I just
noticed.

Speaker 1 (44:16):
I know things start floating and it starts turning
white and I know that the morewhite it has, the more bad stuff
is soaked up.
But I don't, that's really much.
It Like I really didn't ask mymom.

Speaker 2 (44:29):
I would just lay there Nah, bruh, no, so like if
you have like a bunch of likewhite lines, like string, that
means someone sent something outto you, like they were just
like looking at you bad, andthey're giving you daggers,
they're like.

Speaker 1 (44:43):
So this is like.
This is like the little onesthat look like bubbles right, no
, they're.

Speaker 2 (44:48):
These are the string ones okay, if you have the
bubble ones like.
If you're seeing like bubblesare starting to form or like you
have strings that are bubblyyeah, it means that you actively
have people talking shit aboutyou or that they're actively
trying to do something to youand then if you can go ahead and
look over the webel and you seelike an ojo, that means that

(45:12):
they were like that.

Speaker 1 (45:14):
That is like a very bad vibe okay, okay, I didn't
know about that one.

Speaker 2 (45:17):
Yeah, like that means that they were like that.
It's been that bad energy hasbeen sitting there For the
longest, like if the eye isvisible it's because it's been
there for a while.

Speaker 1 (45:28):
Oh wow, interesting.

Speaker 2 (45:32):
But you're supposed to leave it like Under your bed.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
That I can't remember .

Speaker 2 (45:37):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:37):
Him Because under your bed, dad.
I can't remember.
Yeah, him, because I know mymom did it too.
I want to say, my mom did to melike two times my whole life
that I remember, but I can'tremember what she I don't think
she put under my bed.
I think she just left it aroundme I don't think so I think,
yeah, you're supposed to.
I don't know I don't remember,actually I really don't remember
.
I think she would just, I thinkshe would just leave it in

(45:59):
front of me, like by my feet,but not under it, like yeah.

Speaker 2 (46:08):
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (46:11):
I don't know Like I want to do it, but then I don't
trust my cats.
I feel like they're going totry to eat it.
I'm like you can't eat that,otherwise they're going to get
really sick Because they'regoing to try to eat it.
I'm like you can't eat that,otherwise they're going to get
really sick Because they'regoing to absorb all of that bad
vibe.

Speaker 1 (46:22):
And then who knows how they will react to a raw egg
?
I know dogs can eat raw eggs,but I don't know about a cat.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
Yeah, it would just be poison to them at some point.

Speaker 1 (46:34):
Yeah, because of all this bad stuff, I don't know
much about the like las limpiascon los.
I don't want to say pastos Conlas ramas, con las leaves.

Speaker 2 (46:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (46:45):
I know some people do cleans like that, but I don't
know much about those.

Speaker 2 (46:48):
I want to get one of those done, Like I feel like my
soul needs it, Like I evenstarted going to church.

Speaker 1 (46:54):
Oh nice, I love that for you.

Speaker 2 (47:00):
I need to start going to church yeah, like I, just
because I feel it like, I feellike I don't know, like yeah,
like I feel like there's an omenthere okay, and I'm just like
I'm not fucking with it, so I'mlike I'm gonna go to church like
I didn't really guess that,like I just whatever this is
needs to you know thisconversation.

Speaker 1 (47:18):
It just brought me to something.
I don't know if it's a Mexicanthing, I don't know if it's a
religious thing, but I grew upwith every house.
Every time you move, every newplace that you move to, you
clean it and then you walkaround each room and you pray,

(47:43):
like mama will have the pastorcome into our house and pray for
the whole house and we'll go mymom will have the pastor come
and pray yeah, that's so cute.

Speaker 2 (47:54):
I love that for you.
Yeah, well, yeah, sometimes shedid that, sometimes she will
came and blessed it with a wholelot of Well yeah, sometimes she
did that.

Speaker 1 (48:00):
Sometimes she would go like a la iglesia and she
would get a little bit of aguabendita from the bowl, from el
plato que tienen ahí, and shewould come home and she would
like read it, like read certainsalmos de la Bible, and she
would go to your room and shewill make me go with her and
like we'll pray.
And everyone understood it.

(48:22):
Um, even my sister askedwhenever we first moved into the
house.
She was like, did you alreadyhave somebody pray over the
house?
And I was like no, because theonly people that knew that I
moved were the people that knowthat wish me well.
So I don't feel like I have topray any bad juju away.

Speaker 2 (48:42):
It's just for like the house itself yeah, in case,
like the last people that werehere had bad jujus, that is true
.

Speaker 1 (48:50):
I just never did it though.
No yeah, but I grew up withthat.

Speaker 2 (48:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (48:57):
I grew up with that.
So I wonder did you pray foryour new place?

Speaker 2 (49:00):
yes, dude, my mom came like day one when I moved
in like I cleaned everything andthen I told my mom I'm like,
hey, you need to pull up andbless before we could even bring
anything in yeah and she did,and she, I had holy water in my
house the entire time, in myother house too.

Speaker 1 (49:19):
My mom used to have a bottle a water bottle of holy
water by the door.

Speaker 2 (49:24):
Yeah, yeah, no, we all I grew up with that.

Speaker 1 (49:28):
I grew up with that kind of stuff, but I just don't
have that feeling in me that Ineed to do that.

Speaker 2 (49:35):
I mean, you don't need to.
For me it wasn't like anecessity, it just like.
Like it makes it feel morewelcoming that's what I'm saying
.

Speaker 1 (49:43):
Like I didn't have that feeling, like I didn't have
a feeling that I had to do that, like I, that I was missing,
that that I that I needed to dothat to be more welcoming.
I just, I guess, because weprayed about it so much before
we even started looking for ahouse, to find the correct house
, and then during the process weprayed about it, and then I

(50:04):
know that his family and his momwere praying about it, and then
I know that some of my friendswere praying about it.
So I just feel like all thepraying that needed to be done
has been done and will continueto get done, because I pray for
my house all the time yeah, youknow.
So it's just like I don't know.

(50:24):
I just like I feel like mepersonally growing up and this
is not me talking shit aboutanybody or anything like that,
but me personally growing upit's like we were doing it just
that one time and then that wasit.

Speaker 2 (50:38):
But I feel like.

Speaker 1 (50:39):
I feel like prayer.
It's something that nothing hasto be done every day, but when
it's a good time, and it's whenit's the bad times, and not just
cuando te conviene.

Speaker 2 (50:51):
Right.

Speaker 1 (50:52):
So it's just like I didn't feel like I had to do
that, because I always pray thatmy house is blessed and whoever
comes into my house is blessedRight.
So, yeah, I just feel like Iwas taking care of it.
I take care of it every daywhen I pray about it.
Yeah.
It's different, like you on god,and everything is different

(51:23):
whenever you're actively doingmore steps just to go ahead and
prove a point whenever you'relike I don't have to because
I've been communicating yeah,because it's just because it's
like what's the whole point ofyou having the whole pastor come
in the house and pray?
We don't even go see thatpastor.
Exactly like that's just fakeyes so I'd rather do it my own
way, in a way that works out formy relationship and I, and I
know, I, I, I know that peoplepray well for me.

Speaker 2 (51:49):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (51:49):
So it's just like it's okay.
But I think that's pretty coolthough, that.
But I do wonder if it's aMexican religion thing, because
what are you?
Because I'm Christian.
So I'm wondering if it's just aMexican thing, man, or if it's
just an all culture thing.

Speaker 2 (52:08):
I think it's more.
I want to say it's a culturething.

Speaker 1 (52:13):
Probably.

Speaker 2 (52:15):
Because it's just like our superstition of just
wanting to go ahead and havethat extra.

Speaker 1 (52:21):
Blessing energy yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:23):
Latinos are dramatics .

Speaker 1 (52:25):
Yeah, no, so see, like hello so see.

Speaker 2 (52:28):
Like.
Have you seen the toxic?
As dramatic as fuck.

Speaker 1 (52:31):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (52:32):
It's just in our culture.

Speaker 1 (52:33):
No, so see.

Speaker 2 (52:35):
So see, I'll give you that one we're pretty dramatic.
Bro, let fucking novelas, don'tthey be funny.

Speaker 1 (52:41):
I'm watching.
I'm watching okay, right nowI'm watching Margarita on Max.
That show is so dramatic, but Ilove it.
What is it about?
It's about it's.
You know what bitch.
I don't know, but it's a wholelot of drama.
Bitch, what the fuck it's about.
Like I don't know if it wastriplets or twins and they all

(53:05):
got separated and this lady,like one of the tias, wanted all
the money, so she pretty muchfake.
She went to the orphanage andpicked up this kid and be like
this is who you're going to be,and pretended that that's who
the princess was.
But now the princess actuallyshowed up.
She's trying to get rid of herbecause if they find out that

(53:30):
the other girls are fake, thenshe goes to jail for prison
because she just took her money.

Speaker 2 (53:34):
Because she's a princess.

Speaker 1 (53:36):
So it's like a whole lot of drama.
Yeah, margarita, on Max.
Yes, I love it.
It's in Spanish.
They do have it in Englishaudio, but I don't like it
because the mouth doesn't match.
So I do it in Spanish.
And then I do English subtitlesfor Jonathan, because sometimes

(53:56):
he sits and watches with me.

Speaker 2 (53:58):
I love that Me Me.

Speaker 1 (54:00):
Yeah, but I, yeah, I like it.
It's very like dramatic I likethat, mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.

Speaker 2 (54:07):
But it's illegal, it's in our culture.
No see, yeah, we're dramatic, Iget it.

Speaker 1 (54:11):
Probably.
Yeah, you're probably right.
You're probably right For Hell.
No, but yes, if you wanna watchit, it's on Max and I yeah, I
like it.

Speaker 2 (54:24):
That sounds good, I am gonna go ahead.
And listen to that.
Listen to that, watch that.

Speaker 1 (54:28):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we know what you meant.

Speaker 2 (54:30):
It's a podcast, bro.
All I do is listen.

Speaker 1 (54:37):
No, yeah, you are a podcast person For sure.
You know, I tried to get theother day to for my co-workers
to uh listen, uh, or I wastrying to get, I was trying to
get them to play a podcast andmy co-worker was like we should
listen to your podcast and Isaid, bitch, it is not safe for
work for real, like that is notwork for me.

(54:57):
Drugs and bitches.

Speaker 2 (54:59):
I'm like I'll be talking about y'all Like hold on
.

Speaker 1 (55:02):
Yeah, for real, we want to get the work drama
started.

Speaker 2 (55:05):
No, no, no.

Speaker 1 (55:08):
Yeah, and then, um, so I was like no, but then my
manager was like no, I don'twant to do a podcast.

Speaker 2 (55:18):
I was like damn.
It manager was like no, I don'twant to do a podcast.
I was like damn, it's okay,it's like you could have at
least pretended you wanted tohear it.

Speaker 1 (55:24):
Hell yeah, okay, for real.
So we just ended up listeningto music.
She'd be kidding me with hercountry music.

Speaker 2 (55:30):
Oh, I can't only listen to country for so long it
reminds me of the sonic days.

Speaker 1 (55:34):
I can't with it anymore but it reminds me of the
thrift story days when I usedto work at the thrift store.
That's all we listened was tothat damn country ass station.
But with that being said, thisis what we're here, so you don't
have to listen to that bullshit, and I'm like listen to this
classic listen to us.

Speaker 2 (55:54):
We're funny yes okay, you're welcome no, yeah, fuck
that country ass song you keepon having on repeat for reals.

Speaker 1 (56:02):
Have us, on repeat, change it, give your, give your
country music a break okay picka different genre, a different,
a different uh, I'm gonna say adifferent country bitch.

Speaker 2 (56:17):
You know what?
Go to metal, try that.
I like some metal music, you'relike I don't know.

Speaker 1 (56:24):
I like okay, I can do some metal.
I just can't do the screechingmetal and the screaming.
I can't do those yeah, but Ican do like I can do some type
of metal I don't, and see, Idon't know if this is metal, but
I can do like Linkincoln park,green bay, um, there's another

(56:46):
one.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
There's another one that I really like.

Speaker 1 (56:48):
That's one the rock kind of okay, so see, then I
don't know then, so I guess Idon't do metal rock is good
though.

Speaker 2 (56:55):
Yeah, give rock a try .
Yeah, I like rock, I like.
Yeah, I like rock too.

Speaker 1 (56:59):
Yeah, I like rock.

Speaker 2 (57:00):
There's different types of rock that I like, you
know what's funny, you weresaying that and I was thinking
that shit too, and metal cameout.
I don't listen to metal bro.
No, but you know what, give ita try, maybe you like it.

Speaker 1 (57:14):
I don't know, I did, I did give it a try and it's
just not for me.

Speaker 2 (57:18):
oh, yeah you try, guys try dip all your toes in
the water, fuck it.

Speaker 1 (57:26):
That's why you're giving us a try remember to
follow us on all of our socialmedia it's instagram, facebook
yes, it be podcast.
And if you go to the link, ittakes you to all our platforms.
There's a link attached to ourfacebook and then to our
instagram.
It be podcast is our new logo.

(57:48):
Keep an eye off our new logo.

Speaker 2 (57:50):
It's so cute, it's adorable like let us know what
you guys think.

Speaker 1 (57:54):
Yeah because they took us forever, yes, to create
it and then to find somebody todraw it out for us, the colors
that we wanted.

Speaker 2 (58:03):
So shout out to Gigi.

Speaker 1 (58:05):
If y'all need a logo or any decals, because we're
getting some decals made andstickers made that we're going
to start handing out.
So if you're local with us, youmight be, you might get lucky
and get to get a decal or asticker.
We might send you one.

Speaker 2 (58:22):
Hell yeah.

Speaker 1 (58:23):
So if you need something done like that, we can
put you on with our girl Gigi.
She did our logo and stuff.

Speaker 2 (58:31):
I'm telling you it's cute.

Speaker 1 (58:32):
Yeah, it is very cute .
Let us know.
But, with that being said, keepan eye out with the new logo.
Follow us on our social.
Make sure you turn onnotifications so you know when
we're posted.
Get notifications on YouTube,apple Podcasts, spotify.

Speaker 2 (58:49):
It's pretty lit over here guys, pandora, dude, yeah,
pandora, iheartradio FM Radio,Like what the fuck is that?
I don't even know, but we're onthere, hell yeah, so just
follow us on there because youhave the time.

Speaker 1 (59:03):
Yeah, just download the fucking app.
Delete the other app.
Nah, I'm just playing For real,like delete your hinge.

Speaker 2 (59:08):
You know you ain't getting anything anyways, Right.

Speaker 1 (59:10):
Fucking, delete your Tinder.
You got your dick wet plenty oftimes.
How?

Speaker 2 (59:14):
many times do you need?

Speaker 1 (59:15):
comedy Bitch.
You're already on your thirdkid.
Delete Moco's face, no.

Speaker 2 (59:20):
For real.
They're like yeah, wey, yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:23):
Ya parale ya, por favor, Quit with the taxes wey.
I know you enjoying that moneypero Remember, after your sixth
kid ya no te pagan, uh-huh.
So yeah, tie them hoes.
Besecte mi todo.
God damn it.
Y'all killing me with thesekids.
Wash your hands.
Cooties are real Bitches arestill getting pregnant from left

(59:46):
to right.

Speaker 2 (59:47):
Nasty.
It's crazy man.

Speaker 1 (59:49):
I'm going to just go ahead and let y'all go with that
reminder.
Have a great night.

Speaker 2 (59:53):
Buenas noches, bye, noches, bye.
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