S5E7pt1: Dumb guide for good sex

Ever wondered why you might cry after an orgasm or if it's just another form of emotional release? This episode invites you to explore the fascinating and often humorous intricacies of sexual health and relationships.

Next, we debunk myths about female anatomy, like the age-old belief that frequent sex changes vaginal size. Trust us, it's a myth! 

For those intrigued by the world of BDSM, hang tight! We share funny personal stories about kink preferences. Open communication is key, and we emphasize its importance through real-life anecdotes and listener queries. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:13):
hey guys, welcome back.
It's your girl, karina, andmelanie and melanie, how's
everybody?

Speaker 2 (00:20):
doing.
Yeah, how's y'all's day?
Pretty good, mm-hmm Dang,that's fucked up.

Speaker 1 (00:26):
Ooh, and then Mom is Okay enough, so my day no.

Speaker 2 (00:32):
For real About us.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
My day.
Well, it was off.
It was off today.
It was off, that was off today.
I woke up with therapy.
I had therapy in the morning.
It was great.
My therapist said she's heardof me that I'm doing really good
.

Speaker 2 (00:50):
Hey, that's good, mm-hmm.

Speaker 1 (00:52):
Mm-hmm, Mm-hmm.
And then Alberto came over.
I called him right aftertherapy and I was just like so
what are we doing, bitch?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
I'm already on my way .

Speaker 1 (01:00):
Yeah, he on my way.
Yeah, he pulled up in like 30minutes and then we sat here and
we smoked.
I had the bong, he had a joint,and then we smoked, and then
from there we went to just doerrands.
He rode with me to Sam's andthen to Target and then to Winko
, just hella everywhere.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
And then I fed his ass and then we drunk.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
We finished off with some tequila and then we had to
go and replace the tequilabottle Crazy, but yeah, it was
pretty late.
It was pretty late.
It was a good day, I had a goodday.

Speaker 2 (01:30):
I know I saw your Snapchat of your comida.

Speaker 1 (01:33):
Oh yeah, I made a frito pie.
Oh, that bitch look good it wasdelicious.
I saw the sour cream actually.
Yeah, I fucked it up Like thewhole time that I was eating.
I didn't even say anything, Iwas just stuffing my face.

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
Fucking.
Sitting there with the munchieson the couch just looking at
Alberto.

Speaker 2 (01:53):
He's, like you, enjoying this.

Speaker 1 (01:55):
No words were said, it's like that smile when you're
chewing in that mod I'm justyeah.
It's that little happy dance.
Yeah, how was your?

Speaker 2 (02:05):
day.
My day was pretty boring.
There was nothing interestingabout it.
I mean, I just went to work andthen, yeah, I was kind of left
like in a little corner bymyself.
They're like we don't know whatto do with you.
I'm like, okay, well, may I gohide in this corner?
They're like you may.

Speaker 1 (02:24):
so I did want to ask a little update our first
episode just air yeah so that I,I, you heard it and then I
heard I remember you weretalking about how you were gonna
sign up or you were gonna tryto see if you can get that
manager position in that newproject.
How did that go?
Did you ever get to do that?

Speaker 2 (02:44):
like what happened with that project so I did end
up not even get no managerposition.
I was like you know what let mewait, because I'm scared
they're gonna make me go tonight shift.
Oh, like that's my only fear.
So I'm like, eh, let me wait,wait to see, because I might
just do school.
But I did end up doing sometraining for the new launch for

(03:06):
a project and they're justwaiting on it for a little bit.
They're just resetting up, butit's coming next month and I'm
just going to be helpingtraining people.

Speaker 1 (03:17):
That's what's up, though it's still pretty fun.
Yeah, that's pretty cool.
That's pretty cool.
So then you did work today.
Yeah, I did work today, you'reoff tomorrow.

Speaker 2 (03:26):
no, yes, yeah.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
I get to sleep in.
She was off today.
I didn't get to sleep in.
It was okay though, Like it wasa good night, Like it was an
amazing night.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Romantic music playing.
I was thinking of that jazz onewhich one Put in that music.
I'll give it to you later.
I'm like cue the song.

Speaker 1 (03:58):
Okay, well, as y'all remember last episode, we were
about to get freaky deaky inhere.
Ooh, steamy.
Last episode.
We're about to get freaky dickyin here, steamy Nah, okay, so
we're taking it to the mostcrazy place, el internet Bitch.

(04:18):
I was thinking that in my head.
Okay, so we're both gonna bereading some questions.

Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yes, full disclosure.

Speaker 1 (04:29):
I'm dyslexic so, um, and I'd be reading wrong, so we
might not quote you all the waybut we're we'll do the best
we're trying and then, and then,and then we're smoking yeah, so
like we're gonna read this likethree times, then it's to make
sense to you.
Well, I'm sorry, sure, don't befucking judging us you bitches,
you bitches and hoes.

Speaker 2 (04:50):
Nah, let us be.
Let us be.

Speaker 1 (04:53):
Not for real.
Okay, one more hit before westart reading here.
Hey, okay, so we're going to beon Reddit.
We?
Okay, so we're going to be onReddit.
We're going to be reading fromthe tab general questions.
So r slash sex question.
So the first one, the first one.
I'm actually kind of interestedto see if you experience this.

(05:15):
Melanie, melanie, whatever yourname is.

Speaker 2 (05:18):
Yo I've had yo mystery person.

Speaker 1 (05:22):
Okay, so the username don't come into us.
Yes, u slash dear dash.
Conversation 619.
I chingao, okay.
So the question here or thetitle of this paragraph or
whatever this shit is is hasanyone ever cried after an
intense orgasm?

(05:43):
I love mothers.
Okay, so this is what they said.
Serious question Today I had anintense orgasm with my
boyfriend.
I was using a vibrator and hewas doing me from behind.
I, immediately after the orgasm, I started crying.
It was so good so I'm wonderingif the crying was just another

(06:07):
form of release.
Is this common?

Speaker 2 (06:10):
I mean, how are you crying?
I feel like that's veryimportant, because if you're
over here sobbing super sad butyou're happy, that's a little
weird.
Sad but you're happy, likethat's a little weird.

(06:31):
But if, like, there is likethose happy tears, whatever,
like I don't know, I feel likeif you got happy tears, just
like it lightly streaming downyour face, it's fine.
But if you're over here likefull-on having a meltdown
because you had a good assorgasm, that that's a bit out
there.
But no judgment, you know, cadaquien, cada quien.

Speaker 1 (06:48):
So I'm reading some of the comments, and one of the
comments here says yes, it isnot an uncommon thing.
There is a lot of emotionbehind an orgasm.
As a guy it is very rare, butit happened to me one time when
I was 19.
So it can happen against eithergender.

(07:09):
I personally have notexperienced that.
Another comment my wife doesoccasionally not every time, but
it happens after some goodforeplay and some good sex Again
.

Speaker 2 (07:22):
I want to know how to stop their crying.

Speaker 1 (07:23):
What they're saying is it?
What they're saying is not a,it's not like a full crying,
it's more like just a tear, likeyou're just laying there and
just tears are coming down.
So it's just another way ofjust of a feeling.
It's just because, like me mepersonally I haven't teared Like
I haven't cried, haven't tearedlike I haven't cried but like

(07:50):
I've I don't want to say blackedout but like I?
Like I lost my eyesight.
Oh shit, they fucked you blindI don't know what happened okay,
look.

Speaker 2 (07:59):
She said.
Oh, hit it again.
I mean la luz luz for now.
Somebody turn my light off itwas that double clap motion
light.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Okay, right from the back, no, no.
Well, this was very much gay sexit was with a girl, oh, okay
and it wasn't like it was justlike all click action and I was
like just orgasm, like I wasjust orgasm back to back, okay,
and but just orgasm, like I wasjust orgasming back to back,
okay, and but last orgasm,before I tapped out, it was like

(08:30):
like I just couldn't see, likeit's like I I had a.
I literally shook my head tocome back.
I don't know where I went, butlike that shit was crazy and
then I was, I'm sure you just-weren't down there like no, no,
no, she was doing me.
Oh yeah, like I was laying downand it was crazy because I like

(08:54):
I had to pretty much like shakemy head back like I'm I don't
know.
It was crazy, I don't know, Idon't know.
Shit was crazy and I was likedo that shit again yeah, it's
like one more time, one time.
Let me make sure you know whatthat's yeah, but like that's
what I've experienced, like I'veI I don't know, it's like I
stopped hearing and then like Ican't see.

(09:15):
It's crazy, like it's like mybody I guess I don't know if it
goes into like a shock and Ikind of just like shiver in my
head, like I just shake my headhead and then I start, I get my
eyesight back and then I startto focus.
It's like it's like if I'mwaking up or something.
It's weird, it's crazy.
I love it.

Speaker 2 (09:34):
I've never experienced that one, but now
that, okay, if it's like a tearup, I have experienced that one.
I haven't, but it was justbecause, like in the position
that I was in, it was like itwas so good and like they didn't
stop.
And I was like bro, like it wasreally.

(09:54):
It was really really intensethat I really haven't felt that
and I was like oh my gosh.
Interesting.
And so like afterwards, like Iwas just talking there, like
laying there normal, and thenthey're like dude are.
I'm like no, yeah.
And then I like I was like Ifelt like the tears coming down.

Speaker 1 (10:11):
I'm like, bro, I'm chilling, I'm happy though yeah,
yeah, yeah, I don't know what'sgoing on, but it was great.
Two thumbs up, yeah, leaving agreat yield review.
No, I have this thing sometimeswhere I tell jonathan after we
finish having doing the bumpinguglies, I'd be like thank you
for your service, sir.
Oh, you make sure you lock thedoor on your way out bro okay oh

(10:35):
no, you can leave now.
I'll be patting his back and belike you're.
Thank you for your service.
You may leave.

Speaker 2 (10:44):
You are dismissed.

Speaker 1 (10:47):
He can't resist me.
Stop playing, stop playing,okay.
Our next comment here is from.
The username actually saysO-R-Y, v-r-i-e-r.
I'm not even going to try topronounce to say that, but it
said will I feel it Okay?

(11:07):
So this is her general question.
Hi, so my ex-boyfriend waspretty big I'm talking about
eight inches and girthy.
Okay, girl, I see you.
Like our first time having sex.
He ripped me Been there.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
I've been there I have not.

Speaker 1 (11:25):
I haven't had sex since our breakup, but I was
wondering if I were to have sexwith someone smaller than him,
will I feel it or no?
Because he stretched me out.
I want to enjoy myself.
We woke up early last month.
Is this enough time for me togo back to my normal size Now?

(11:46):
What do you think about that?
Like, do you have anyeducational facts about that?

Speaker 2 (11:52):
So you won't feel it unless it's like small, small,
like micro small, but that'sjust in general.
But now, like your, your vaginagoes back to normal after a
minute, like it doesn't stayloosey-goosey after, just like

(12:14):
it's muscle it ends up workingall the time.
So it just maintains Like Ifeel like if you're out there,
you know for the streetseventually it's not going to be
as comfortable and as tight, butthey got surgery for that shit.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
That is true.
They do have that surgery wherethey make like you can make
yourself a virgin otra vez.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Or los, ¿cómo se llaman Los kinkos?

Speaker 1 (12:41):
No no.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
But this is aren't those your ankles?

Speaker 1 (12:44):
Kinkos yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:45):
Kekos no, those kinkles no, but this is under
your ankles kinkles yeah, yeah,uh, kegels.

Speaker 2 (12:48):
No, is it kegels?
I don't know I don't know.

Speaker 1 (12:50):
There's little bolitas that you.
There's a little bolita you canput on your vagina and you
squeeze him and work him out.

Speaker 2 (12:55):
Yeah there's what?
Yeah, I thought it was just amuscle, like well yeah, there's
that, but there's there.

Speaker 1 (13:01):
They've actually have made like exercise equipment
for your vagina for it to bestrong.
Yeah, bitch, it's a whole thing.
Google that shit up.
Google, lysate, hell, no, yeah,but the thing is like there's
this.
Before I say my, my answer, ormy two little pennies, my two

(13:23):
cents, I'm going to say, I'mgoing to read one of these
comments.
It said it will shrink backPromise.
Think of other women who hadchildren.
Then think of your questionagain.
The writer actually respondedand said this is what I needed A
straightforward answer.
Bless your soul.
Yes, bless your soul Because inreality, your vagina does go
back to the original size.
Your soul, because in reality,your vagina does go back to the

(13:47):
original size.
Um, even if you have sex often,your vagina still goes to your
original size because, whetheryou know it or not, for the
motherfuckers that want to sithere and be like oh, the bitch
was loose, first of all, when awoman is aroused, your vagina
gets bigger.
That's the whole point for youto be able to insert your penis
in there, you yeah, like it's,if it's super, super tight and

(14:08):
you can't force it in, then thatmeans that she doesn't want you
in there, like it's that supersimple on this she has.
It also can be a fact that shemight have a medical situation
going on where she might nothave a vagina or, like her was,
is too small and she needs toget surgery.

Speaker 2 (14:25):
But that's a whole different conversation.

Speaker 1 (14:27):
Yeah, but realistically, in reality, the
vagina will get big when it'saroused and it will go back to
its normal size, no matter howmany, no matter how many penises
you got through, girl, it don'tmatter.
Like, think about the peoplethat like to get fist, think
about the people that like tohave two penises in one hole,

(14:52):
like like that shit's crazy, youknow.
Like don't worry about it, itdoesn't matter.
And then the whole tearing partum, if you continue to have sex
with somebody that is aroundthe same size as your
ex-boyfriend and tears, you trythis next time, um, try to get

(15:16):
as wet as you can yeah, likewhether you do lube his head or
your own bodily fluid.
You know, whatever you know, ifyou happen to be just a natural,
extremely wet person, try tostart soft.
Try not to do doggy style, tryto do missionary, try to do a
soft, try to get it going.
And once it's going and onceit's open up, then you can do a

(15:39):
little bit crazy.
If you start going crazy fromthe beginning, especially since
you're still like super young soI'm assuming this is your first
one like you just have to wasteyour hands in there.
You can just go in there forthe fucking hammering and shit.
Gotta slow down, bitch, calmdown the pussy and the dick
still gonna be there.
What about you?
You got any stories you want toread or any questions I'm

(16:01):
trying to see.
I'm like, damn, okay, well, Ido have one right here I did.
It says I can't tell you theuser because it just says
deleted, unless that's theirusername.
But it says, um, is his.
Is his cum supposed to burn mebitch?
No, okay, first of all, tellthat motherfucker to go get a

(16:22):
salad and some water.
Okay.

Speaker 2 (16:25):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (16:26):
Because I don't think so.

Speaker 2 (16:27):
You can tell a lot about a man's diet by their cum
taste.

Speaker 1 (16:31):
Yeah, but then again, I'm not a professional with
straight sex and two, I'm notreally into the whole cum thing.
So I really don't know muchabout male cum, you know.
But I do know that, dependingon their diet, you can, it will
have a taste, it will have asmell like you know, shit, crazy

(16:55):
.
Okay, this is what she wrote.
I, female 18, got in on birthcontrol and was excited for my
boyfriend, mel 26.
Oh shit, to be able to finishinside.
Okay, I lost my virginity tohim about a month ago.
It didn't hurt.
I barely bled and haven't bledsince.
We do it somewhat regularly andnever really had problems.

(17:17):
We did it one time before bedand I was immediately aware of
when he came All of a sudden.
Sudden I was sore and slightlyburning inside.
It was like his semen wasacidic.
I let him keep going.
After I had a good paintolerance and was kind of

(17:38):
digging it.
Bitch, oh, no judgment, shesaid I like that, little pain,
okay, period me too.
No, he came again and then wecleaned up and went to sleep.
Okay, I mean.
Okay, this thing came back toback.
I don't make, can't do that.
From my knowledge, there was adual burn the rest of the night,

(18:00):
but it wasn't noticeable bymorning.
Is that normal?
We both previously testednegative for STDs at the health
department.
If that has anything to do withit, our diets do suck and we're
both probably dehydrated.
Hold on before we startanswering.

(18:22):
One of the comments said Girl,your boyfriend is 26.
Please, please, please, pleasetell me.
You haven't been together long.
The age gap is alarming.
Please be careful not for reals18 and he's 26 no facts like at
least he waited until you were18.
Give him that, I guess, but Imean I don't know.

(18:43):
Um another comment said thissounds like a semen allergy.
You can talk to yourgynecologist, but if so there
isn't really anything that canbe done about it.
Taking and antihistamines mayhelp.
But the thing is like okay,just based on that comment, they
have been having sex regularly.

(19:04):
Yeah.
And he's been finishing in her.
This is just what happened outof nowhere.
So I wonder if she likeSometimes whenever me personally
I have Like we go too hardSometimes he'll like tear me, so
then that stings.
So I wonder if that's whathappened to her, like they were
just having sex too hard andlike she ripped a little.

(19:27):
So like all that fluid stinks,but like the semen doesn't stink
.
To me it's more like when I gopee it stinks whenever he rips
me.
So I don't know about that.
What about you?
Have you ever experiencedanything like that?

Speaker 2 (19:39):
No, I just think it's more like a dietary thing.

Speaker 1 (19:42):
You think so that?

Speaker 2 (19:43):
no, I just think it's more like a dietary thing, like
.

Speaker 1 (19:44):
So, yeah, like, maybe it was like because she said
like both of their diets sucksyeah, so it's like maybe that
entire week they were eatingchinese with kachitos it's crazy
how stuff like that can reallyaffect yourself like like your
sex life, like that well, yeah,because it's like your own
bodily fluids.

Speaker 2 (20:03):
I know it's what you intake is what you outtake.

Speaker 1 (20:08):
Yeah, science.
Okay, so this is going to be mylast question on this tab and
then I'm going to change it toanother category, okay, okay,
this one.
It's a little different, butit's on here.
It's the username.
It also says deleted.
It says what do women prefer?
Guys called shave or hairy.

Speaker 2 (20:33):
Oh, I prefer mine trimmed.

Speaker 1 (20:37):
You know, yeah, I feel like.
I feel like I like a hair.
Hair is a must, yeah, butmaintain that forest.
Yes, yeah, like, especially ifyou're going to want me to be
down there every blue moon.
Yes, I don't.
I don't need your pubes inbetween my teeth, I don't need

(20:57):
to.
I don't need you to floss me, Igot flosses in the sink For
real.

Speaker 2 (21:01):
I'm like, I'm not trying to like be down there.

Speaker 1 (21:03):
I don't need you, I'm not that poor.

Speaker 2 (21:05):
Hey, no, mames.

Speaker 1 (21:08):
He's like let me just Ryan let me borrow one of your
pubes.
I got a pedazo de pollo acáatrás.
Let's take that for a minute.
Hell yeah, that's just crazy.

Speaker 2 (21:20):
No, pero See, because if it's like almost like you
got all shaved it, just it looksnaked.
It's gross.

Speaker 1 (21:29):
But I feel like it kind of throws me off.
It's like I don't know what'sgoing on there.
Like it's too I feel like thatbody part is too long, from like
your stomach to your bellybutton, to your penis.
Like I feel like there's awhole gap right there that
throws me off.
When there's not a patch ofhair, like I feel like I'm used
to just seeing something darkthere, that when it's like all

(21:51):
gone, it's like that don't lookright.
It's like your body is longer.
I don't know.
It's weird.
It throws me off I don't likeit, stop doing it no, it's fine.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
No, it just.
It looks nice whenever it'sjust trimmed and it's like it's
maintained.
It just, it looks like you careabout your person, I guess.

Speaker 1 (22:10):
Yeah, and it also helps with maintaining the order
, especially if you're somebodythat like, like.
If your girlfriend is somebodythat's super aware her juices
are always getting on your hairis always getting on your hair
or like if you're a very sweatyperson or just depending on the
type of job that you do, likeour hair holds on to that odor,

(22:31):
yeah, so it's like maintainingit shaved or maintaining it a
certain length like trimming,can help you with that odor.
So whenever your partner goesdown, your odor is not that
strong.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
See, but I can understand it in the other way,
where, like, if they like to beshaved because it's like more
comfortable, because like that'sme, like I, I don't like having
hair, like if I do, then I feelit like rubbing against my
pants or something and it's justlike it's a lie, like and
everything Like I have to keepit like to no hair, to like very

(23:08):
, very little.
So it's like come for breakfastat that point and that is true.

Speaker 1 (23:15):
It's like pretty much like to each their own.
Me preferably on a male.
I would like for it to be trimOn a woman.
Pretty much the same thing.
Like me personally, I can doall.
I can do all of them.
I can do bald, trim or full-onbush.
But the thing is like myfull-on bush is not really a

(23:37):
full, it's not a big ass bushlike my.
My natural hair is like okay,like it's not crazy, it's not
bushy, it's not long, it's notall over the place, like it's
just okay.
So like when I trim it, when Itrim, it kind of looks like it's
already bald, let me put itthat way.

(23:59):
Yeah, yeah, but it's like formy, if I were to have a partner
that was a girl for me to godown there, I would like her to
be a little bit trim, like youdon't have to be bald, but a
little trim will be appreciatedI wouldn't really want to if
it's a lot of hair, that's whatI'm saying like, if it's a lot

(24:20):
of hair, I'm just going to belike can we reschedule?

Speaker 2 (24:24):
I actually have something to do right now.

Speaker 1 (24:27):
Do you have some nair ?

Speaker 2 (24:29):
No, Be like can we do this in the shower real quick?

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Let me help you out, but yes, do you have any
questions?

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Oh yeah, I did read one Okay.

Speaker 1 (24:40):
Yes.

Speaker 2 (24:42):
It was by the same community that you had, but it
by como.
Zesty clothes, dash, sir, 56,53.
It's called kissing after head.
Hmm, interesting yes that.

Speaker 1 (24:59):
I feel like that is a very triggering question.

Speaker 2 (25:03):
Yes, but yes, this is kissing after head Heard.
Some guys are weird aboutkissing after you've been giving
them head.
Is it true?
Because I haven't heard anyproblems.
Vice versa with guys.
I've heard that they don't wantto taste their own cum, so I'm

(25:26):
tempted to make out and it'sstopping me from doing this.
Oh, I've been tempted to makeout.
I think I said that.

Speaker 1 (25:32):
So is this the girl?
I'm sorry, is this the girl'spoint of view?

Speaker 2 (25:35):
Yeah, like she just wants to like so, like she goes
down on her mans.
And then she was like, allright, I want to make out with
him.
But then she was like, alright,I want to make out with him.
But then she was like, oh wait,dudes don't like making out
after head okay, do you want togo first?
No, you go first.

Speaker 1 (25:52):
So listen here, sweetheart.
No, the thing is like, this issomething like I'm just about to
be a teacher, real quick.
If we are deciding to be adultsand do adult shit, then I feel
like you have the right to askthat with your partner.

(26:14):
If that's something that youwant to do, like, like.
If that's something that youwant to do like, give your man
head, whether he Like is thatsomething that you want to do?
Like, give your man head.
Whether he came in your mouth ornot, you want to make out with
him.
Well, I'm assuming that he doescome in your mouth, because you

(26:36):
just said about how they don'twant to taste their own cum.
Yeah Right, I feel like that'ssomething that you should ask
him Like.
I feel like that's somethingthat should be okay, like it
shouldn't be an issue.
Like I feel like that'ssomething that you can be like.

(26:56):
Hey, babe, you know, whenever Ifinish sucking your dick, like
I want to make out, like I wantto go back to me so that we make
out a little, and then youstart kissing on me and touching
on me and then it's my turn,type of thing.
You know, I feel like it'ssomething that you should ask,
because some people might beicky about it, and I don't think
there's nothing wrong with that, though, because they might be
icky um, but I can't relate.
Yeah, what about you?

(27:18):
Have you ever?
Have you ever dated?
Because I don't go, I don't godown on men like I go.
I go down on jonathan, butthat's my husband, right, but I
don't go down on men, so it'slike I don't really have like a
thing, so like I can talk aboutlike women, but like no man.

(27:41):
So what about yourself?
Have you ever?
Have you ever dated anybodylike, like, do you?

Speaker 2 (27:46):
go down on men, okay.
So yes, to answer that question, yes, I do.
I actually really enjoy it.
It pleasures me a lot to goahead and go down um, but I
don't really like them coming inmy mouth.
Okay, just because, like I knowtheir diet.

Speaker 1 (28:05):
Makes sense.

Speaker 2 (28:06):
And I'm like.

Speaker 1 (28:07):
Disgusting, yes.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
I'm like.
I know you did not have nopineapple juice or a salad.
You have not tasted a fruit, areal fruit, not a frozen fruit
from McDonald's.

Speaker 1 (28:19):
Not a fucking michelada.

Speaker 2 (28:22):
She's like I have tomate and then arroz, no mames,
but I just don't.
I don't like the taste of it.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
I don't like the texture.

Speaker 2 (28:34):
Some, it just depends .
I'm a texture freak, like ifcertain things feel too gooey.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
it grosses me the fuck out.
Yes, like when I think about it, because I've thought about it,
of letting him like finish it,and it's just like I instantly
want to throw up.
I was like I can't do it, Ican't do it, I can't do it.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
There's like different.
I've experienced differenttextures Really.
Yes and it's very.
It's funny like I don't knowlike I.

Speaker 1 (29:05):
It's funny like I don't know, like I'm a texture
freak, like I enjoy it so much,like if it's weird, I'm like,
let me play with it a little bit, and so I've done that before
I'm the opposite.

Speaker 2 (29:11):
If that shit is weird , creeps me the fuck out because
, like I've had it where it'slike gooey kind of, and I was
like why is it like this?
Like what have you been eating?
yes, like put it on the flasknow you are testing their sperm,
it's just, it feels weird, Iknow, and then like other times,
like I felt it where it's likeoily, like it's just like

(29:39):
slippery, and then it's like itmakes your hands feel like dry,
like I'm a rubbery, and I'm likeew, what the fuck, like what?
Like I was always up to that.
I'm like, I'm like is it likeyou?
Is it like, is it becauseyou're Mexican or what is it?

Speaker 1 (29:56):
I'm like I don't know , is it because you're Mexican?
Yeah, I'm fucking dead.

Speaker 2 (29:59):
I'm like I'm always trying to puzzle everything
together.
Is this sperm?

Speaker 1 (30:01):
from Mexico.
Que chingao.

Speaker 2 (30:03):
I'm like todos los mexicanos son así, I don't know.
Oh man, okay, okay.

Speaker 1 (30:10):
So you're going out on a man.
They don't come.
They don't like come in yourmouth.
Have you ever tried to kissthem right after you finished
going down?
Did they reject you, they'relike nah.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
I actually have had an experience where I got
rejected afterwards.
So we went ahead, I went downon them, I got on we were doing
some stuff.
I went back down on them.
They came not in my mouth buton me and I went back to lay
down and I tried to kiss him andthen they're like they kind of

(30:42):
like pulled away and I was likeyou don't want to kiss me, dude?
It was like not really, becauseyou got like jizz in your mouth
and I'm like well, it's yourjizz.

Speaker 1 (30:54):
So it's crazy, I think it's crazy how many think
that I will be gay.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
I don't know if he thought it was no like, but I've
heard that yeah Like.
Oh, that's gay.

Speaker 1 (31:03):
And it's just like not really.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
I'm like, that's your own body.

Speaker 1 (31:08):
Yeah, I mean I get it , but I don't get it.

Speaker 2 (31:11):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:14):
Like I can see it, but it.

Speaker 2 (31:15):
Yeah, like it low-key made me feel like shit Because
I was like you could still giveme like a kiss on the cheek or
something.
Like, be like sorry and like gowash your mouth real quick if
you can.
But yeah, love ya.

Speaker 1 (31:28):
Or something.

Speaker 2 (31:29):
But it did make me feel bad and I was like okay, so
like later we talked about it,because I was like yo did not
like how you made me feel afterthat, so but yeah, like some
dudes, just they're like.

Speaker 1 (31:42):
That's not their thing.

Speaker 2 (31:43):
Yeah, it's like I don't like the way it tastes
either, and I'm like well, fixit.
I'm like you think I like itRight you think I like it.

Speaker 1 (31:52):
You want me to eat it , but you won't eat it.
That shit don't make any sense.
See, I don't know.
And um me personally, like Ilike testing myself off of you,
so like, if you're once like,once you go down on me and
you're done like I like to, Ilike to make myself, yeah so I

(32:16):
can talk about girls, but whenit comes to guy in the head
department, I don't even know.

Speaker 2 (32:20):
Oh, I mean, it's the same thing.
Yeah, Do you feel like?
Have you had an experiencewhere you've gone down on a girl
and then like no, Mm-mm,they're always just like come
here, bitch yeah.

Speaker 1 (32:33):
They're always down with it, but Because it's like I
go down or they go down andthen we make out, we have a
whole make out session and thenwe flip and then we do it again,
like you know what I'm sayingit's just like I guess it's
different when I guess it'sdifferent in the lesbian
community.
Yeah, we all love it in here,right, all right.

(32:55):
So the next category that we'regoing to is still the r slash
sex questions, but we're goingto go through the kink slash
fetish tab, and this one's veryinteresting because I feel like
I'm going to have to exposemyself for this one.
Let's get into it.
Are you ready?
Okay, the name of this one iscalled Spanking a pussy.

(33:26):
Oh, okay, you nasty freaks now.
Okay, so here we go.
I had a few girl tell me to dothis to them, so I had a few
girls yeah tell me to do this tothem.
While masturbating them, theytell me to spank their pussy.
I was nervous doing it becauseI don't want to hurt them in
parentheses.
I know the pussy is strong anddurable, lol.

(33:48):
No, usually they'll tell meharder and, being a physical
strong guy, it gets I getworried I'm hitting too hard.
I am finding it difficult tofind information about this on
the net.
Advice is this something?
This is a new phase?
Do all girls like this?

(34:10):
Is there a special way to dothis?
I am concerned.
Well, look at here Cornell134.
No reason to be concernedbecause it is a kink.
Yes, not all women like it.

Speaker 2 (34:24):
I am one that does not.
I am one that does.
Yeah, it is.
That's the last I.

Speaker 1 (34:30):
So it's more like realistically, you just have to
ask them how hard, it's, just anew thing, you just got to like
this.
Or how like, just just smack it, just smack it whatever feels
comfortable, just let your handdrop and just be like like that
or harder, and then they'll tellyou, like it's, it's, it's okay

(34:53):
, like that, doesn't.
That, doesn't that turnssomebody on, because you are
willing to learn their likings.
And then there's differentthings that you can do.
Like it doesn't always have tobe like with your bare hand.
You can actually go get likethose whips, the ones that look
like a pom-pom.

Speaker 2 (35:13):
Well, the ones that look like drapes.

Speaker 1 (35:15):
Yeah, like the ones that look like little ropes,
that one just kind of like throwit in a circle when you're
whipping it and like it's veryslightly.
There's like no way it won'thurt.
It's just the sensation, it'sjust the vibration, it's just
the oof that gets you going.
I don't know.
So it's not at least for me.
It's not about the pain, it'sjust about like you're touching

(35:40):
it, but you're not touching itbecause a smack is just fast.

Speaker 2 (35:43):
Yeah so yeah, it's like it's a quick little tea
yeah, so it's me.

Speaker 1 (35:46):
I feel like it's mainly for teasers I love me a
teaser yes.
So if you're gonna be fuckingwith women that like their pussy
smacked, you should look intosome sex toys, like literally
some whips.
That that will make you feel alittle bit better than, I guess,
making them with your hand,because you will actually be
able to just tap it a little bitand the material the whip will

(36:08):
still get her going.

Speaker 2 (36:10):
Yeah, I feel like if you're noticing that like a lot
of women that are around thatarea really like it, or like in
general, like if you want to seeif they like it or not, you can
start with like small taps,like go ahead and start like
gentle and see if like oh,they're gonna be, like oh, go

(36:31):
harder.
Or like oh actually that Idon't like that, so you'll be
able to go based off thatinstead of just straight on.
Just straight on.

Speaker 1 (36:40):
Straight up slapping it For real Backhand slapping
High five, Just punch themotherfucker For real.

Speaker 2 (36:47):
They just go on like a full on fist in.
They're like hey yo Crazy, theyKO their pussy Hell, no, hell,
no.

Speaker 1 (37:00):
Did you have a question?

Speaker 2 (37:03):
I'm looking at the at a different community.
I'm looking at the BDSM.

Speaker 1 (37:13):
So let me read one more of here before we go to
that one.
Yes, cool, ok, so this one isfrom salty underscore.
Spaceman 93 do women enjoy longoral sex sessions.
Do you yes or no?
Yes me, yes.
Okay.
So this is what spaceman said.

(37:33):
So I have always had a fetishof giving women oral sex.

Speaker 2 (37:40):
Oh, Wait, he has a fetish.

Speaker 1 (37:43):
Yeah, he likes to give heads.
He's a muncher.
We appreciate a muncher.

Speaker 2 (37:47):
Throw a round of applause for Mr Spaceman.
Huh, I said that's what it'scalled.
Okay, los Munchers.

Speaker 1 (37:55):
Oh, I don't know, I call them munchers?
I don't know, I call themmunchers, that's what I named
them munchin anywho, um comodice.
Okay, so I've had a fetish forgiving women oral sex.
There's these two words I'venever Cunnilingus, cunnilingus,

(38:19):
cunnilingus and analingus Both,I guess he was trying to say.
I guess he was just sayingwords to not say what they
actually are.
So pretty much eating pussy andass.
Okay, he likes both.
Yeah, he likes to eat bothpussy and ass.
Okay.

Speaker 2 (38:39):
You go, you, you go you nasty, yeah, go ahead and
munch on okay, for reals bottom.

Speaker 1 (38:45):
Oh no wait, let me not because carly b and megan
almost got canceled out for that.
Yeah, she's crazy, anyways.
Anyways, personally, it's justmuch more satisfying to me that
it's what I'm usually thinkingabout when I'm satisfying.
When I said, when I fantasizeabout women, whenever I'm with a

(39:07):
woman, this is always how Ibegin, I and I come back to it
several times through sex.

Speaker 2 (39:15):
I appreciate that yeah, I appreciate that.
Yeah, I appreciate that.

Speaker 1 (39:18):
Oh yeah, round of applause for him real quick.
Hell, yeah, okay.
However, I've noticed that eventhrough, they really seem to
enjoy and urge me to continue.
They're pretty quickly ready tomove on to penetration.
I use my fingers as well whileI give head, so I try to be as

(39:40):
attentive as possible.
I don't understand why theynever seem to want it for very
long.
At most, they only ever want itfor about five minutes.
Oh, oh, it was just annoyingbecause I'd rather last it for
like 30.
Hello, is this comment?

(40:02):
Am I maybe just bad at it sothey lose interest?
Ah, looky here, mr.
Looky here, mr Spaceman.
Yeah, it could be a little bitof both, my friend.
It could be that you're bad atit.
It could be a little bit ofboth, my friend.
It could be that you're bad atit.
It could be that women, justlike some women, are not into

(40:24):
hair.
So probably the women thatyou've just been messing with
are not into the hair, you know,or maybe it's like you're
making them come like too fast.
It's like you're doing it toogood yeah, you should tease it
Like don't automatically makethem.
If you're making them, come inthose five minutes.

(40:47):
Want another applause?
Yeah, another round of applausefor my man's here, okay.

Speaker 2 (40:51):
For real, there you go, astronaut man.
Okay, for real, mr Spaceman,taking them bitches out of space
.

Speaker 1 (41:00):
Call me Not taking them bitches out of space.

Speaker 2 (41:03):
call me all you she said all you let me know
afterwards I got you so tease itlike if you are making these
women come within five minutes.

Speaker 1 (41:20):
Try to do it less.

Speaker 2 (41:22):
Yes or go slower.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Like whenever you see that they're about to come stop
, yes, just stop.
It's going to drive them crazy,but believe me, whenever they
do come, it's going to be crazy.
Yes, yeah, so I don't know.
Or whenever you start dating,like if you're somebody that is
a person that's online, like ondating sites and shit, that's

(41:47):
something that you shouldprobably should put on your like
, on your bio, like you're kindof looking for like a pillow
princess.

Speaker 2 (41:55):
Yes.

Speaker 1 (41:56):
Because there's out there, because I can do a little
bit of I can do, I can be apillow princess.
Se, yes, cause they're they'reout there, cause I can do a
little bit of I can do, I can bea pillow princess.
So call me not sure but no,like I just feel like you're
just looking in the wrongcommunity, like in the wrong
area or just it's not common.
There's women that will love it,there's women that will be able
to last those 30 minutes, or orthere's women that can even let
you be down on them until theytap out type of shit.

(42:20):
So it's like you just got tokeep looking, my friend.

Speaker 2 (42:22):
Yeah, Don't give up.
Or just like, like we said,just take it a little slower you
know, start teasing them, trydifferent stuff.

Speaker 1 (42:29):
Yeah, or see how their reactions are Like if
you're seeing that they're likesquirming around, like not in an
enjoyable way, then it'sprobably because you suck not in
an enjoyable way, then it'sprobably because you suck, yeah,
sorry to say, or, or if they'rejust laying there.
It's like if you're eating themout and they're on their back
and you're just laying, andthey're just laying there, but
they're like moaning, they'redefinitely faking it, my friend.

Speaker 2 (42:50):
Yes, sorry to tell you that.
Yes, you gotta see that,because man hair grabbing, yeah,
like when you know yeah, likewhen bitches are just moving all
types of crazy.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
When you're down there you're doing an amazing
job.
Whatever you're doing, don'tstop.
But if they're just layingthere like they're falling
asleep and everything they'remaking a noise, just just turn.
Just turn around my friend,give him that dick and call it a
day dude I'm.

Speaker 2 (43:17):
I've actually fallen asleep on someone like that
before.
Oh no, it's so sad I have to.

Speaker 1 (43:24):
Bro, I was tired.

Speaker 2 (43:27):
I was drunk, no.

Speaker 1 (43:32):
I was so drunk they were like just take you forever
to get me going.

Speaker 2 (43:37):
So I just passed out?
Yeah, like I just, I was tiredand I was taking them and I
passed out, woke up and theywere mad as fuck.

Speaker 1 (43:45):
Funny times.
What's your story?
What's your thingy Shit.
I was too entertained.

Speaker 2 (43:54):
Ha ha, bitch.
I was like fuck, oh no, I wasgonna ask you.
I was like fuck, oh no, I wasgonna ask you.
I was like do you know, um, thedifferences?
Like the muffin man.
The muffin man who lives on theriver lane, is it way?
No, have you seen like thischart of like, bdsm, like

(44:21):
categories, like where you wouldlie on, like if you're a
submissive rope bunny, like ifyou're a vanilla, if you're less
?

Speaker 1 (44:31):
than a vanilla.
Is this like a?

Speaker 2 (44:35):
Yeah, it's like a kink quiz.

Speaker 1 (44:37):
Oh, we should definitely do it.
Yes, can we do it right now?
Is it questions or que pedo?
Oh, we should definitely do it.
Yes, can we do it right now?
Is it questions or qué pedo?

Speaker 2 (44:43):
Yes, do it on the laptop.

Speaker 1 (44:44):
Okay, do it on the laptop.

Speaker 2 (44:45):
Let's see, let's find one.
Okay, all right.

Speaker 1 (44:50):
So while she does that, let's see what I can look
into over here on her phone.

Speaker 2 (44:56):
Yes, look at the kink list, Because there's a lot and
the fact that there's like lessunder vanilla.
I was very surprised.

Speaker 1 (45:05):
Okay, so we're going to go ahead and do this kink
test, that Malini, that BDSMtest yes, BDSMorg.
Yes, bdsmorg.
Yes, bdsmtestorg.
Hey, okay, bueno, it says firstsome basic info Gender Alien

(45:31):
Alien Male, female, other, Iguess I'll say female.
Each category.
Go ahead and click 26 and 30.
It says to what extent do youagree with each statement?
So the way that we're gonnarate it is from absolutely
disagree to neutral or no option.

(45:51):
No opinion, my bad neutral.
No opinion to absolutely agree.
Yes, okay, um, the first oneyou ready?

Speaker 2 (46:01):
yes, I like to be dominant, especially in the
bedroom you like to be thedominant person or you like to
be dominated oh, I like to bedominated.

Speaker 1 (46:11):
My bad, I like to be okay.

Speaker 2 (46:15):
First question I like to be dominated, dominated.

Speaker 1 (46:20):
That's funny now.

Speaker 2 (46:26):
Especially in the bedroom.
Do you agree or do you disagree?

Speaker 1 (46:29):
I would say absolutely agree.

Speaker 2 (46:32):
I would go a little less.
Okay, so between like neutraland agree yes, just because,
like sometimes I got you likeI'll, I'll take charge, I don't.

Speaker 1 (46:48):
Okay, that's different.
I feel like that's differentbecause, like I would, I I like
to be dominated.
But if you want me to dominateyou, I can do that like a
hundred percent right, but likeI like to dominate you sometimes
, okay, okay, okay, okay, okay,okay, okay.
Yeah, I get what you're saying,so that is different okay next

(47:09):
question.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
All right, so next question I like to receive pain
during sex bdsm and seeing theresult of it, like marks,
bruises, makeup, running down,your makeup, running down
afterwards.

Speaker 1 (47:25):
Tears yeah.

Speaker 2 (47:27):
How would you rate that?

Speaker 1 (47:29):
Absolutely agree, strongly agree, strongly agree.

Speaker 2 (47:34):
Money down, money down.

Speaker 1 (47:35):
Take my money, no.

Speaker 2 (47:39):
I'll put neutral, obviously Okay.

Speaker 1 (47:46):
Oh, I absolutely agree.
So the next question is Iprefer making the sexual
decisions for my partner, as ifit gives me more control.
I guess I'm neutral.
It doesn't.
Sometimes it does something tome, if you're like demanding
demand from me in a way, but italso does something to me

(48:12):
whenever you're demanding me todo stuff so it's just like I, it
, I'm.
Yeah, I can do both.

Speaker 2 (48:19):
Mine's like one under , absolutely agree.

Speaker 1 (48:23):
Okay.

Speaker 2 (48:25):
Okay, so I like forcing my partner into
submissive much more than themsubmitting Spontaneously.
Ah, I don't know what you'resaying.

Speaker 1 (48:36):
Spontaneously.
Ah, I'm going to do one more ontop of the neutral and no
opinion.

Speaker 2 (48:51):
So between the neutral and absolutely agree.
I'm not going to lie, I didn'tunderstand it.

Speaker 1 (48:56):
You like forcing your partner to be submissive.
You like forcing your partnerto be submissive Like it's not.
It's not something that theyasked you to do for them.
You're just like.
You just come home one day andyou're like get on your knees.

Speaker 2 (49:10):
No, I don't know, that's scary.

Speaker 1 (49:13):
I don't know, right, alrighty, so I'm the next one to
read, right, yeah, okay, I willlike to have sex with multiple
people at the same time.
I don't know how to answer thatone, because it's like I've

(49:33):
thought about it and I fantasizeabout it, but in all reality I
don't know if I'm really aboutit.

Speaker 2 (49:37):
Yeah, I feel like I'm not about it.

Speaker 1 (49:39):
I'm too much of a jealous bitch.
No, it's not know if I'm reallyabout it.
Yeah, I feel like I'm not aboutit.

Speaker 2 (49:40):
I'm too much of a jealous bitch.

Speaker 1 (49:41):
No, it's not that I'm too much.
I'm just like like I feel, likeI automatically think about, I
guess, having multiple sex withmen at the same time and it's
just like, ooh, yeah, but it'sjust with women, probably.
Yeah, but it's just with womenprobably.

(50:04):
Like I don't.
Like, I don't think I will, Idon't think I will want to get
penetrated too much.
Yeah, like I feel like myvagina will hurt with to having
too many men.

Speaker 2 (50:10):
yeah, you know so it's like I don't, I don't think
so, like I'm just, I think I'mgonna say no to that one yeah,
to me it's also in a disagree,just because, like, I don't like
the idea of, you know, youbeing with a lot of people and
me being with a lot of peoplewhen it's supposed to be like an

(50:32):
intimate experience yeah likeuh, I don't really like that I
feel like, especially if you'relike in love and it's not like
you're just fucking- yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:45):
So Okay.

Speaker 2 (50:47):
That's a no-no for both of us.

Speaker 1 (50:48):
You're right, yeah, yeah, that's a no.

Speaker 2 (50:52):
I enjoy when people watch me being naked or having
sex.
Yeah, you like people watchingyou, mm-hmm yeah.

Speaker 1 (51:03):
Mm-hmm, I like being naked and Jonathan just staring
at me and I will be okay withhaving sex in front of somebody.

Speaker 2 (51:13):
See, I don't mind being like naked around the
house.
But, like if I'm naked in theshower.
I don't want you to look at me.
I don't know.
I feel like I'm more vulnerablein the shower because I can't
like run away.

Speaker 1 (51:28):
I can't.

Speaker 2 (51:29):
I don't know Like I've gotten so scared every time
like that, like Bret has likeopened the curtain just to, like
you know, I had to like openthe curtain just to, like you
know, hand me the blunt, or likehand me my toothbrush or
something.
I'm like what are you doing?
I'm like don't look at me,that's weird.
And he was like bro, I was justin here, what the fuck?
I was like no, it'sdiscrediting Cochino, tapate los

(51:51):
ojos that kind of shit I'm sodead.
But then I'll get out of thebathroom like full on naked.
I'm like, hey, how are you?
Just dead ass.
He was like you good.
And I'm like, yeah, Just sit onthe couch, just cuchi fuera,
Just throw it all over my headand shit, Just chill it.
I'll be like, hey, so where'sthat blunt you had earlier?

Speaker 1 (52:13):
What the fuck Chichis callas.
I'm so fucking dead.
No, yeah, so that one for youis a.
What then?
A no, okay.

Speaker 2 (52:26):
I'm going to put like a neutral.

Speaker 1 (52:28):
Okay, okay, the next one.
It's me right.

Speaker 2 (52:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (52:35):
I don't like making sexual decisions.
I prefer my partner to makethem for me.
It's me right.
Yeah, I don't like makingsexual decisions.
I prefer my partner to makethem for me.
Yeah, yeah, I'm going to put alittle bit.
I'm going to put it one downfrom absolutely no, I'm going to
do agree, no, yeah, why am Iplaying?

Speaker 2 (52:59):
Yeah, she's like who am I trying to kid?
Yeah, what about you, friend?
I'm gonna do one under then,agree, okay?
then absolute just because, likeI, lowkey, be getting scared,
like because they be talking somuch shit.
And then, a veces si me agarrande sorpresa, yeah.
And then, like I, I getterrified.
I'm like, hey, wait, let me go,let me go.
I'm like I'm gonna getdefensive.

(53:20):
Oh so you're, you're on talk.
Then, yes, I'm an all-talkperson, but, like, if you come
at me, I'm like, no, it'sbecause I really do feel like
that intensity coming over meand I'm like, wait, never mind,
hey, chill out, chill out, chillout.
Yeah, yeah, I'm like it.
Wait, never mind, hey, chillout, chill out, chill out.
Yeah, yeah, I'm like it wasjust a tease, okay.

(53:40):
Next one.

Speaker 1 (53:42):
So I just realized we're at 11% and we already went
for a hot minute, so I feellike we should try to run
through this house.
Okay, bet, okay.
So the next question I amwilling to try anything once,
even if I don't like it, even ifI don't think I will like it.

(54:02):
Absolutely agree.
That's a agree for me, yeah.

Speaker 2 (54:05):
I'll go ahead and give you that, okay, all right.

Speaker 1 (54:08):
Physical restrictions Physically restricting my
partner during sex with closingrobe chains is arousing, okay
just to understand this questionphysically restricting my
partner, so it's like I'm tyinghim up.

Speaker 2 (54:27):
Yeah, like you're tying him like to the bed or
like handcuffs.
Yeah, I mean like it arousesyou to go ahead and tie him up.

Speaker 1 (54:38):
I'm going gonna do one before the episode of you
disagree.

Speaker 2 (54:43):
I'm gonna put it in neutral, okay, I'm like cause
low key.
I be liking the, the fear intheir eyes okay, like ah, okay,
next one.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
I like to be totally helpless and at my partner's
disposal.
Disposal, physical, totallyhelpless and at my partner's
disposal, physical, unbeatable,to resist what they do.
I like to be totally helplessand at my partner's disposal,
physically, unable to yes, yes,yeah.

Speaker 2 (55:14):
Yeah, yeah, I'll put under neutral.
Okay, my bad.
I have a thing for large agedifferences in sexual encounters
or relationships.

Speaker 1 (55:27):
Neutral for me.

Speaker 2 (55:29):
I'm going to put a little bit disagree.
I don't really care.
Oh wait, that would be neutral,right, yeah, oh, neutral.

Speaker 1 (55:36):
Never mind.
Okay, I enjoy playing or actinglike a pet animal.
Oh, no that would beinteresting.
Interesting.

Speaker 2 (55:49):
I like being treated.
Being treated with little or norespect during sex arouses me
no.
Disagree yeah, there is norespect during sex.
Harasses me no.

Speaker 1 (55:58):
Disagree.
Yeah, there is no reason whysex would have to happen in
private spaces, isolate from theoutside world.
There is no reason why sexwould have to happen in the
private spaces isolate fromisolated from.

(56:23):
Okay, yeah, I agree, I don'tknow, so it's pretty much saying
that there's no reason why youshould only have sex in the
bedroom, like why are you?
Isolating sex from the worldwhen you can be having sex like
in in the park.

Speaker 2 (56:37):
Yeah, so I agree with that.
We should.

Speaker 1 (56:40):
I would I like to have sex everywhere.
Yes.
Whenever I want it you betterpull the fuck over and give it
to me.

Speaker 2 (56:46):
That's all I'm saying .
It's a little exciting, mm-hmm,mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
All right, in a relationshipmuch more important than the
sexual or kinky aspect, I wouldgo ahead and put that I agree.

Speaker 1 (57:04):
I do find that more important.
I find the romantic aspect in arelationship much more
important than the sexual andkinky aspect.

Speaker 2 (57:15):
Yeah, yeah, like would you put your romance over
your kink and sex life.

Speaker 1 (57:20):
Answering this question based on my
relationship now yes, yes, ifit's just somebody that I'm
fucking, then no, no, yeah.
So, depending on therelationship status as now, my
marriage yes, yeah, yeah, okay.
I feel like you get both ofthose like, if you have an

(57:42):
emotional connection withsomeone, then eventually your
kinks will both be met.

Speaker 2 (57:47):
Yeah, because you're like in a way, but it's asking
more if like, if your partnerlikes more the romantic side
than the kink side, but like,like that, throw you offer.
Would you prefer having someonethat likes the kink side more
than your romance?

Speaker 1 (58:02):
I'm adjustable, so it doesn't really bother me, yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:07):
I would like my romance more.
I feel like that's better.

Speaker 1 (58:10):
Yeah, yeah, I agree with you.

Speaker 2 (58:14):
Alright, so I would like to serve in a formal
setting with explosive slavetraining, prescribed physical
positions and rituals.

Speaker 1 (58:27):
So like a cult, I don't know, but I'm going to say
disagree.

Speaker 2 (58:32):
Yeah, just because I don't know, I don't understand.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
That one don't feel right.
Okay, assuming I was single, Iwould like to join an existing
couple or polygrapherrelationship for sexual and or
emotional purposes.
Yes, yeah.

Speaker 2 (58:52):
I have done that before.
Same have you been with like acouple.

Speaker 1 (58:59):
It was was like a sex thing.
I wasn't like dating them no,but like were they a couple yeah
, but it was just a sex thing,yeah, and then, um, I've been in
open relationships so, yeah,okay, okay, uh, being physically
restricted during sex.
I thought we already answeredthis one, no that was for your

(59:23):
partner, this is for us.

Speaker 2 (59:25):
Oh.

Speaker 1 (59:26):
And I will say strongly agree.

Speaker 2 (59:28):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (59:28):
I like to get tied up and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 (59:31):
Yeah, I do too.

Speaker 1 (59:32):
Okay, I enjoy feeling like a prey hunter.
I enjoy feeling like a preyhunted by a predator.
Yes, yes.

Speaker 2 (59:44):
I'm going to put somewhat agree.
I don't have any sort ofspecific fetish or non-existent
sexual turn-ons.

Speaker 1 (59:54):
I don't really know how to answer that Because I
don't know.
Yeah, I'm going to just putneutral because I don't know.
Know how to answer that becauseI don't know.

Speaker 2 (59:59):
Yeah, I'm going to just put neutral because I don't
know.
Yeah, okay, all right.
Being part of a group of slavesthat serve one of master or
mistress sounds like a life thatwould really suit me.

Speaker 1 (01:00:17):
I feel like, yes, I'm going to say one down from
strongly agree I would put no,because I'm not much of a sharer
sometimes makes sense.
Yeah, okay, I would like to becompletely tied up during BDSM.

(01:00:38):
Oh, during sex slash BDSM, I'mneutral, I don't have to be tied
up all the whole time.

Speaker 2 (01:00:45):
Yeah, yeah, I enjoy being kept as a pet in a cage,
eating out of a bowl, or beingpetted or caressed, et cetera.

Speaker 1 (01:00:59):
No.
Yeah no, I love my man.
I love seeing the fear in mypartner's eye when they know I'm
going to inflict pain on them.
No, I'm the opposite.

Speaker 2 (01:01:18):
I'm going to put some more to grief.
It's low-key funny.
Yeah, because you've beensaying that you freak.
No, but I get it.
I get it yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:01:29):
I'm a teaser.
Sorry, I like to be teased.
So it's like I get it Like Iget it yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:01:35):
All right, I like being in.
I like being sexually degradedor humiliated by my partner
Sometimes.
I disagree on that.
Yeah, no.

Speaker 1 (01:01:47):
I enjoy playing a different age than what I
technically am.
No, I don't what.

Speaker 2 (01:01:57):
I guess I never done that.

Speaker 1 (01:01:58):
I've never done that, I've never had the urge to do
that, so I don't know if thatshould be disagree or neutral.

Speaker 2 (01:02:04):
I'm going to put neutral, okay.

Speaker 1 (01:02:06):
Because I don't really care for it.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:02:08):
Yeah, I would like to .
I would like to be nothing but24-7 sex slaves.
I'm not having any humaninteraction outside of sex.
An example.
Like you, just Not having anyhuman.

Speaker 1 (01:02:26):
Yeah, so you're just like in a building and you're
just having sex.
Oh like a glory hole, prettymuch.
Like once somebody sees you,it's like I want to fuck you and
you just fuck them and that'sall you do.
Like you don't get to have aconversation with anybody, it's
just straight up sex.
Um no, but I wouldn't mindexperiencing that one time like

(01:02:46):
24 hours.
I appreciate and see how itgoes, but I don't think I want
to be there for the rest of mylife I don't want to be that 24,
7, yeah, yeah, I kind of thingLike.

Speaker 2 (01:02:55):
I would experience that once I would say I'm not
going to try everything once,but I don't think.

Speaker 1 (01:03:00):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, okay.
So treating my partner withlittle or no respect during sex
slash BDSM arouses me, no, okay.
So with this next page, it saysthat we are 43% through.

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We have recorded a while, sowe're going to have to do this.
A part two.
So you got to tune in to seehow much of a freak we actually
are Millennials.
Not because we both are takingthe test, so you just got to
stay tuned in.
Guys, this went longer thanexpected.
It's cool, though, remember towash your hands.

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It's crazy.
It's crazy.
Cooties are real.
Y'all.
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