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Speaker 1 (00:12):
hey guys, welcome
back.
It's your girl, karina andmalini, and welcome back to part
2 of this kinkiness yes, youwant to find out how kinky we
are.
Speaker 2 (00:24):
Stay tuned.
You want to find out how kinkywe are Stay tuned.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
If you want to find
out how kinky you are, you can
find this test on bdsmtestorgand you can go ahead and take it
.
It's a bunch of shitload ofquestions.
We left that at 43%.
We're going to go ahead andcontinue.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
And you know it's a
legit test because it's org Okay
don't be playing with thisinternet shit.
Hey, the government, even my.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
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It's low battery.
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Oh no, el McDonald's
is only 9 minutos away.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
Welcome to part 2,
where we're still in the same
night and we're smoking and gotthe manchis.
I want some cereal.
This bitch wants a mac chicken.
Got me wanting a mac doublewith some fries and a sweet tea
so I'm just saying a spicy macchicken.
I might have to ride with herto go get me this mac chicken,
(01:28):
alrighty, chicken Alrighty.
So hopping back on the exam,yeah, we're on 42.
Yeah, percent Bitch, what thefuck.
Right now, what is I like?
Being forced into submissionmuch more than submitting
spontaneously.
Speaker 2 (01:48):
No, I mean yes, sorry
, yes.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
I like being forced
into it.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
Yes, I like being
mutual.
I would like it when my partneris completely tied up during
sex.
I kind of like it.
No, you wouldn't like it ifJonathan was tied up.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
No, because that
means that I'm going to be the
dominant one.
I don't mind being the dominantone, but that's not my thing.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, oh my badgonna be the dominant one, and
that's not.
I don't mind being the dominantone, but that's not my thing.
Oh yeah, yeah, oh, my bad, I'mwaiting.
Speaker 2 (02:31):
I'm waiting for
somebody to read the next
fucking question bitch, do youwanna do like read um three and
then read?
Speaker 1 (02:37):
three, but I guess no
, because I'm gonna get confused
.
Okay, so it's cool, it's cool,I'm gonna start paying attention
.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
I like Te doy un
poquito, and then I'll just
continue to read, for you, notfor real.
Speaker 1 (02:49):
I got you.
I have plenty of sexualfantasies that I would like to
try out, more than most of mykinky peers.
I feel like majority of mypeers are the same level of
kinkiness, so peers are the samelevel of kinkiness.
So I don't know how to answerthis, because it's like I do
(03:10):
have plenty of sexual fantasiesthat I would like to try out,
but not more than my friends.
Like I feel like my friendsalso have plenty of kinks that
they would love to try out.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
Like they have equal
amount or if not more, yeah, so
I don equal amount, or if notmore, yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
So I don't know if I
should say disagree or neutral,
because it's kind of, I wouldsay, neutral, okay.
So are you saying neutral foryourself as well?
Speaker 2 (03:37):
No, like, okay, okay,
well neutral for that, but I'm
saying neutral for myself aswell.
Okay, yeah, because I wouldfeel like I have like sexual
fantasies, but like they're notstuff that I'm like, all right,
let me try them out.
Like, hey, do you want to trythis with me?
It's just like yeah, like Ithought about it, but I don't
want to really do it that's whatI'm.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Okay, I get what
you're saying I get what you're
saying okay, so the next one.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Uh, I find it
adorable when my partner acts or
dresses like childlike or umengages with childlike
activities like coloring in acoloring book or playing in the
playground uh, no, that soundslike rare flags right there, I
don't know what.
Speaker 1 (04:18):
My partner acting
like a child, thank you, um,
that's just weird.
Anyways, next, yeah, I could besexually submissive now and be
sexually dominant another time,neither either to the same or to
the other partner.
Speaker 2 (04:37):
Yeah, yes.
Speaker 1 (04:38):
Yeah, strongly agree.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
Living with a group
of slaves owned by me or serving
me would be my ultimate goal inlife um, I don't like the word
slaves, yeah, but if we canchange it to like sex toys, yeah
, okay, living with a group ofsex toys uh, owned by me and
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serving me, would be my ultimateliving goal.
Yeah, I would disagree.
I wouldn't like people waitingfor me all the time I'm like go
away.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Leave me alone, I
would.
I can't get an orgasm incommand, ooh, okay, so there's
like km in command, oh.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
Mm-hmm.
Okay, so there's like kinks toit, but yeah that they go like
people waiting on me, I'm likeno, no, I get it.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I can respect that
for everybody.
But yes where do I sign?
No?
Speaker 2 (05:35):
It's like who wants?
Who wants to audition?
Okay, it'd be no big deal.
When trying, when trying things, I, what I can't read, hold on
it's no big deal when things Itry turn out bad.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
For me it's part of
the risk and it's necessary part
of discovering what works andwhat doesn't.
Why was that question socomplicated?
For real, I feel like I I don'tunderstand nothing, what I just
read I'm like what?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
it's no big deal when
things I I try, I try turn out
bad.
For me, it's part of the riskand necessary part of
discovering what I like or don'tlike.
Okay, so you.
So you don't mind if thingsdon't turn out okay.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Yeah, I'm okay with
that.
Speaker 2 (06:29):
I certainly agree.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
Yeah, I agree, yeah,
we got to find out.
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
Okay.
Next question I enjoy keepingmy partner as a pet, providing
them with a cage, feeding themout of a bowl, petting them,
caressing them, etc.
No, that's not my thing.
(06:52):
Ah, no, this motherfucker,where is your cage then?
That is the baby's cages,Anyways.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Next question I like
like scratching their heads,
like as they're laying on me,but that's not petting them.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
No, because you're
not pretending for them to be a
pet.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
You're not like come
here, doggie, and then they hop
on you and you pet their headlike that Bitch.
Get the fuck off me.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
Cochino I went to the
sex store today and I forgot
that there was butt plugs withtails.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
I'm not going to lie,
I think those are cute.
Speaker 1 (07:29):
I agree, I think
those are really cute.
Oh yeah, we went to Halo's.
There was a furry, he had amask, the paws and he had a
hairy butt plug.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
See, I don't like the
mask or the paws or the outfit
or anything but just a cuteoutfit with a tail.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
No, that is cute.
That is cute, but no.
The person that went to theclub at Halo's.
He literally had the furry'shead and then the furry's paws.
And then he was showing hischest.
His penis was in a speedo.
He was wearing a speedo andthen he was showing his legs but
he had a tail coming out of hischest.
Like penis was like in a speed,like in a.
He was wearing like a speedoand then he was showing his legs
but he had a tail coming out ofhis butt.
Yeah, Eventually he took it off.
(08:13):
Yeah, I figured.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
I'm like bro.
That would be kind ofuncomfortable, I assume.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
But I do agree with
what you're saying.
Sexy outfit, yeah, or trying tobe like a sexy cat or a sexy
little fuck.
Speaker 2 (08:26):
It is going to be
because I was going to stink
afterwards.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
Not for real.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
No mommas.
Speaker 1 (08:34):
Okay, next question.
Speaker 2 (08:36):
If I could not
fulfill all of my partner's
sexual desires, I would beencouraged to see other people
to fill the gap.
Oh, if they're not fulfilling,like my sexual pleasures.
Speaker 1 (08:50):
I'm going to say yes
because I am open to open
relationships.
Speaker 2 (08:55):
I would say no,
because I would just go ahead
and talk to them about it, yeah,and just be like hey, I've been
thinking about trying thisthing.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Yeah, but like that's
something like, for example,
let's say, Jonathan really likesanal and that's something that
I just cannot, cannot.
I will be okay for him to goscratch that somewhere else,
because it's something that Ican't give him, because I'm okay
with open relationships.
That's how I'm understandingthat question.
Speaker 2 (09:24):
I'm understanding it
question.
I'm understanding it like if II really want anal and he was
like no, that's disgusting, I'mgonna be like you know what, I'm
gonna go get anal somewhereelse.
That's literally what I justsaid, but you said for your
partner yeah, so if like, if Iwanted anal and jonathan was
like no, I don't like that shit.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
Well then I was like
I'm gonna get somewhere else
because we're in an openrelationship point of view yes.
Yeah, so I strongly agree withthat.
Yeah, makes sense.
Okay, so next one.
I often behave in animalisticways during sex, growling and
howling.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
Hell, no, not the
howling part.
I'm going to be like cuckoo,growling and howling.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
Hell.
No, not the howling part I'mgoing to be like caw, caw.
No, my miss no.
Speaker 2 (10:11):
Bitch.
I'm over here trying to thinkof animal noises.
Speaker 1 (10:14):
I'm like which one
would be appropriate oh no, Nah
you fucking coming to bed I'mdead as fuck I'm like sorry guys
(10:36):
, sorry to that community.
My bad, my bad, but I just I'mnot.
Speaker 2 (10:41):
Please go ahead you
know what, in that little do you
do, you do, you Tell us whatanimal noises.
You're doing first of all, yeah.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
Because I'm very
concerned.
Concerned, I'm not concerned.
Speaker 2 (10:50):
No, that's not the
right word, sorry.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
What kind of she said
what kind of bitch?
She's very curious.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
Well, hell, I'm very
curious, I'm extremely curious,
if you're a furry.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
Please, please,
please, please, please.
Let us interview you in a safeplace, like we're not going to
sit here and judge you oranything like that.
I just really wonder whatthat's about.
That's new territory for me andI am very interested in it.
I just figured out about justcommunity.
So, yeah, like people that liketo be like, like to be animals,
(11:24):
like get walked and, you know,have chains and stuff.
Like I'm curious about it, likelet me know, how does that
really turn you on?
Like what about it?
It's like yes, walk me like adog.
Let me know, bitch, I might beinto it.
No, it's like you never know,though, because I don't know
anything about it.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
For me it's just the
animal noises.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
I really want to know
like does your partner?
Get off with you sounding likean elephant as you're coming
like bro, I just want to knowyeah, like is it for you or is
it for your partner?
Like, is it something that youdo every time you come that you
fucking sit here and yeah, oryou come that you fucking think
you're yeah, or is your partnergoing to be like?
Speaker 2 (12:05):
I feel like that
one's a realistic one, though I
feel like a few people mightactually do that.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
You know what
Probably?
Honestly that gasping for airshould be real, that gasping for
air should be real.
I'd be like hold on, tap out,tap out, tap out.
Speaker 2 (12:28):
Actually, I think I
answered my own question.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Yeah, never mind,
anyways, next question.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Okay, if part of my
sexual desires is not fulfilled
with my partner.
Oh, I already, we already gotthat one.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Oh, we didn't answer.
I thought we did answer.
See, I already read that one.
Oh, we didn't answer.
I thought we did answer.
Speaker 2 (12:48):
See, I'm telling you
what's going on right now?
Skip that one, that one's.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Because even the prey
I like to enjoy, I enjoy
feeling like a predator huntingits prey.
Oh no, that was different.
I don't know.
That's not me.
I don't like feeling like apredator?
Yeah, me neither.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
Yeah, okay, I like it
when my partner takes on
initiative and guidance.
It's almost a parental role inthe relationship.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
You lost me at the
parental role.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Okay, so like you
like it when your partner is
like nurturing and guiding youand like, hey, like, um, like
and just keeping up on you, noMore like in a master role In a
master role.
No, this one's more of in acaring role.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
I don't really care
for it.
No, no.
I mean I'm going to say neutralbecause I don't really care for
it.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
I kinda like it.
I'm like that's kinda cute.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Thanks for taking
care of me it's cute and I love
it, and it's something new thatI recently have figured out with
Jonathan.
It took me a minute to get usedto it, but I don't think that
that's something that I require,but it is extremely nice.
I can't think that that'ssomething that I require, but it
is extremely nice.
Speaker 2 (14:07):
I can agree with that
.
Yes, okay, next one.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
I enjoy watching
other people being naked or
having sex.
Speaker 2 (14:17):
Yes, I'm neutral.
I don't really care, like, ifyou're naked, cool, if you're
not naked cool.
Speaker 1 (14:26):
Oh Okay, next
question I'd like my partner to
submit to me 24-7, and I'mwilling to take responsibility.
That comes with it.
No, no.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I'm very lazy.
I didn't try to tell you whatto do.
You found something to do.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
I mean Then and tell
you what to do.
You find something to do?
I mean then submitting to you.
You can order them to do that.
Go figure out what to do.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
I know, but like I
don't need to be telling you,
bro, Just go away.
You're your own person, Don't?
I don't?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
know I get it.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (15:11):
Makes sense.
Speaker 2 (15:12):
Yeah, I like my
partner being completely in
charge in the bedroom holding mearound, eh.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
For sexual stuff.
I'm assuming right, yeah, yes.
Speaker 2 (15:27):
Yeah, that's what I
put.
Speaker 1 (15:28):
Yeah, I strongly
agree.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (15:33):
Okay, I could make.
No sorry.
If I could make some money fromselling porn clips of myself, I
would definitely would.
Yeah, I would.
Speaker 2 (15:46):
Yeah, I would too.
I mean, it's easy money.
And all they're doing islooking Okay.
Being in fear of what mypartner is going to do to me
physically is harousing.
I don't like to be in fear.
Speaker 1 (16:13):
That's what I was
about to say.
I feel very safe, like I dolike pain, but I know that I am
safe, like I know that I'm notgoing to get hurt.
I'm just going to get pain towhere I enjoy it, so I wouldn't
be aroused if he's literallyhurting me, so I'm.
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So I'm assuming it's a stronglydisagree.
Yeah, for me too, okay.
The next question I feel theneed to serve my partner and
treat them with the highestrespect, addressing them as a
superior, more like neutral.
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I don't like disrespecting themand treating them like shit,
but I do like to respect them.
Yeah, and I like to respectthem to the highest.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Yeah, yeah, I don't
feel like it's a need, but I'm
not going gonna address them asmy superior.
Unless it's like a sex thing,then yeah yeah so I'm just gonna
stay neutral yeah, that's whatI'm gonna do too, because I
don't feel like it's a need togo ahead and treat you like
better, like I will, just for,like the kindness of my own
heart, but not like I need toyeah, yeah, same, okay.
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So next question Talking backto one dominantly in a teasing,
disobeying way should be part ofthe sylvestic fun.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Yes, strongly agree.
I like to be a brat.
I like to push back For real.
Next question I enjoy verballydegrading my partner or calling
them humiliating names duringsex.
Slash bds no no, no, shame butI don't yeah, that's not my
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thing.
Yeah, that's just not me, yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Okay, the next one.
I enjoy it when my partnerplays or acts like an animal or
a pet.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
No, no, I like to be
completely in charge in the
bedroom or in order my partneraround.
I don't mind it, but that Idon't like, I don't mind it,
that I don't like, I don't mindit, but it's not my thing.
Speaker 2 (18:34):
So I'm gonna say
disagree yeah, um, I'm also
gonna be like um, what is itagain?
Speaker 1 (18:45):
I like being
completely in church uh-huh in
the bedroom and order my partneraround no, that one's a neutral
for me like I don't really care.
Okay, the next one.
The idea of being torturedsexually is appealing um, that's
like somewhat agree I'm gonnasay neutral because it depends
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on the type of torture we'retalking about I feel like it has
to be like appealing for you.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
It depends on the type oftorture we're talking about.
Then, like probably, but liketampoco, no te pases ni mal you
know what I'm saying Like calmthe fuck down.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
I'm still a girl.
I will still cry at the end.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
Yes, I will still tap
out.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Okay, next one I
would like to be willing to
leave everything I have behindto live in a BDSM life of my
dreams.
No, I would need to know whatall that means.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
Yeah, I would like to
do it for what all that means,
but I don't think so.
Yeah, I would.
I would like to do it For 24hours, but I don't know About
leaving everything.
Behind, yeah, cause I love mylife.
Speaker 2 (19:59):
Yeah, I'm like, I'm
chilling.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Actually.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
Sex and everything.
Speaker 1 (20:04):
Yeah, I love my
partner.
So, it's like I'm good yeah.
I'm gonna try for 24 hoursthough.
Yeah, my partner.
So it's like I'm good, yeah,I'm going to try for 24 hours
though, yeah.
To see what it is Right.
So scratch that scratch.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Yeah, just to itch it
.
Speaker 1 (20:16):
Okay, I feel like
inflicting pain during sex,
slash, bdsm and seeing theresults of it.
I like inflicting, so the otherone was like to receive.
This one's like to do.
I like to leave scratch marks,yeah.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Yeah, I do too, so
I'm going to say I like leaving
hickeys.
Speaker 1 (20:40):
I like receiving
hickeys.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
That's yeah, I don't
really like to give up.
I like, okay, I like hickeystoo, but like on me, no se me
quedan.
Speaker 1 (20:52):
Oh, no, mine do.
You have to do it really hard.
Speaker 2 (20:55):
No, like it doesn't
matter how hard, like they don't
, they don't really stay orthey're very little, and I'm
like I'm gonna go here.
I'm like this bitch.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
I'm like, I'm trying
to show off that I'm a hoe, yeah
, low key.
I felt that.
But, no, see, mine, mine, youhave to do it pretty strong,
like for it to stay, because youknow I would just be a little
red, but by the morning it'salready gone.
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
That's what I'm
saying.
And if you do it for a longtime or for pressure, then it'll
stay there, it'll get purpleand stuff.
Speaker 2 (21:37):
Yeah, I like it.
Yeah, I like it too.
I like seeing the hickeys too.
I like that.
Speaker 1 (21:43):
I like it too
whenever they're hidden.
I go and shower and I'm takingmy clothes off and then I forget
about it, yeah, and then itgives me flashbacks.
So it's like I like them, likeon my thigh, like inner thigh,
on my legs, yeah, on my stomach,on my boobs, because it's like
I forget about them.
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Yeah, you know the next onesare definitely a yes, but I like
the ones where I forget aboutthem because it's just a
flashback.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
Then Definitely a yes
, but I like the ones where I
forget about them, because it'sjust a flashback.
Speaker 1 (22:12):
Then I think about
you and the nice smile and it's
like You're like eh.
Speaker 2 (22:15):
You're like.
Anyways, I have to shower.
I've been standing right herefor 20 minutes.
Speaker 1 (22:18):
Yeah.
Okay, the next question I couldnot be always dominant or
always submissive.
I need both.
Nah, I wouldn't.
I'm neutral, I guess.
Always dominant or alwayssubmissive, I need both.
Nah, I'm neutral, I guess,because I can do both, but I
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like to be submissive more.
Speaker 2 (22:42):
I would say that I
kind of agree, just because I
wouldn't want to just stick toone Like.
If they have me always insubmissive, I'd be like like
this is fun and all, but likewhat's up yeah, okay, next one.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
I like to dominate my
partner, especially in the
bedroom.
Speaker 2 (23:07):
Okay, the next one
okay, uh, I like to sexually
degrade or humiliate my partnersometimes.
Speaker 1 (23:16):
No, no, Next one I
would naturally take on a
nurturing or guiding, almostparental role in a relationship.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Yeah, yeah, me too.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
I'm such the mom of
the group, type of shit.
Yeah, yeah, me too.
I'm such the mom of the grouptype of shit.
Speaker 2 (23:33):
Yeah, I just got to
make sure you're on your shit so
I can be on my shit.
Speaker 1 (23:36):
Yeah, honestly.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Mm-hmm.
The next one.
The idea of torturing someonesexually is appealing.
I don't want to torture them.
I don't want them to be in painand sad yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:50):
Like no Next one.
I don't want them to be in painand sad Like no Next one.
I'd like to submit my partner.
I'd like to submit to mypartner 24-7 and serving them as
my life purpose.
Speaker 2 (24:02):
Not 24-7.
Yeah, maybe 24.
I like a ver que quieres.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
More like 24-2.
Or like 12-3.
Speaker 2 (24:13):
No, just a little bit
.
Speaker 1 (24:19):
I'm going neutral,
yeah, because I feel like I
could do it if you treat meright and you give me what I
need.
Then I would do exactly as youwant me to.
So I'm just going to sayneutral on that one.
Yeah, same the next one.
Speaker 2 (24:35):
I want my partner to
serve me and address to me as a
superior.
No, I'm your queen, I'm yourgoddess.
Speaker 1 (24:44):
No, I'm just kidding,
now that I'm listening to it.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Yo soy la que mando
Soy la jefa.
Speaker 1 (24:55):
Yeah, I mean,
especially if you're whispering
that in my ear For real.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
Like quien es la que
manda?
Ay cabrón Me.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
Yeah, okay, I'm going
to do neutral on that one.
The next one I enjoy dressingor behaving like a child or
engaging a child.
No, I'm not even going tofinish reading that shit.
You're fucking weirdos.
Full judgment on that.
(25:24):
Full judgment.
Let's fuck out of here.
Next one.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
I enjoy being
verbally discredited or
humiliated.
Hell, no, no Wait, te vuelvo aun chingazo.
Speaker 1 (25:35):
Hell yeah, what the
fuck did you just call me For
real?
What'd you say about my?
What'd you say about my coochie?
For real?
Speaker 2 (25:42):
You said my coochie
look like what I don't know what
that means.
They could be talking aboutlike a pretty ass flower, not
for real they use fucking sockon For real.
I'll show you what it lookslike.
You look like a littleeucalyptus.
Speaker 1 (26:03):
You're about to have
to do this.
Oh my man, Okay what?
Are the last two questions.
It looks like.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
I want to meet more.
Sorry, hold on, let me readthat I want to meet more
like-minded kinky people and Iam willing to put effort into
that, yeah.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
I'm willing to go
ahead and meet.
Speaker 1 (26:23):
Oh shit.
It says we plan to launch a BS.
Oh, it's an app, A dating app.
But we're currently both in arelationship, so can we just
save this for later.
I feel, like I'm just playingit.
I feel like I'm so down to likecheck it out for like an
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episode.
Yeah, like check out that world, because I don't know a lot
much of BDSM.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Ooh there's a Netflix
show for it and everything, and
I saw it.
You did.
Yeah, it's good, but it's likeI have so many questions.
Oh yeah, you know what I mean.
You need to find an expert.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
It's like my mind has
been open to this whole side of
the sex world.
That is just like whoa tell memore.
Yeah, okay, the last question.
You want to read it?
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Yes, If any new
Awesome Kinks or BDSM projects
are launching, would you like tokeep up like?
Speaker 1 (27:20):
to be kept up.
I'm just going to say no tothat one.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Next, okay, and it
gives you your status of what
you are and, like each one, ifyou click on it, it goes into
like depth.
What do you?
Speaker 1 (27:35):
mean Like it didn't
give you a result.
How does yours look like?
Let me see, what does yourslook like.
Okay, so I'm 100.
Which I already knew, that I'm100% brat, I'm 94.
And then the boyzor.
What the fuck is that Boyzor?
Speaker 2 (27:55):
Yeah, what is a
boyzor?
Speaker 1 (27:57):
It's enjoy watching
the nakedness or sexual activity
of other people.
I'm 100% on that one who areyou.
Speaker 2 (28:06):
My next one is switch
.
It's 93%.
It switches.
Like to switch.
You always take dominantposition.
Your next one yeah Under.
Speaker 1 (28:19):
Brat, I don't have
that one.
I don't have that on my thing.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
No, I don't have the
one.
You said Okay, yeah, so that'sOkay.
So that's it's based off yourresults, right, right.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
So my third one is
Exhibitionist.
Exhibitionist.
What is that?
I don't know.
All right, what is that?
I don't know, it's anexhibitionist enjoying showing
their naked body or a sexualactivity to other people.
I'm at 100% on that one Bitch.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
My next one is a
submissive, that's your third
one.
Yeah For 89%.
Speaker 1 (28:55):
My fourth one is
submissive for 99%.
Speaker 2 (28:58):
No, mamas.
Why are you so high?
Because I know what I like Shit.
My fourth one is experimentalExperimentalist.
Speaker 1 (29:09):
That's crazy what
percent, is that one, 85.
Okay, my fifth one isexperimentalist.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
What the fuck.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
In mine.
I'm 89.
Wants to have tried it all,yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
Yeah, open-minded to
curiosity in their mind.
Speaker 1 (29:30):
Yeah, so what's your
next one?
So what's your fifth one?
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Yeah, what's your
fifth one?
My fifth one.
What's your fifth one?
My fifth one is Dominant.
That's 76%.
I like to change charge, okay,so my next one is Rope Bunny.
Speaker 1 (29:49):
We're 75%, which
means like to be tied up and
restrained using rope and other.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
That's my next one.
The same number 75.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
No mames.
Okay, so my next one after thatone is non-monogamist.
Non-monogamist Minus 2% 2?
70 is my bad, 72.
Speaker 2 (30:12):
I'm like no, mames,
you went completely down 72.
Speaker 1 (30:18):
72, 72.
Okay, it's.
Do not see sexuality asunnecessary as a one-on-one
thing.
My next one is vanilla 75.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
I feel insulted, damn
.
But it just means you enjoyregular standard sex.
You know, not Good, not trained, I feel it.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
I feel trained.
I feel it, I feel it, I feel it.
My next one is masochist,masochist, masochist, masochist.
Massage M-A-S-C-O, c-i no, I'mfucking spelling that shit wrong
M-A-S-O-C-H-I-E, c-h-i-s-t.
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Misogynist.
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Misog yeah, you enjoy
receiving pain.
Speaker 1 (31:11):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (31:12):
Masochist.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
No, masochist,
masochist, I don't know, I want
to say misogynist.
Misogynist Enjoy receivingcertain type of pain from their
partner, usually in a sexualcontext.
So, whatever that word is, I'm71%.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
For my next one, I'm
ex-German, ex-germanist.
I don't know you said it, youhad it oh, ex-, I can't read it
anymore like I heard you say ittoo many times wrong.
How do you?
Speaker 1 (31:58):
say that
Exhibitionists, I can't fucking
shit I can't read it no more.
The ex Exhibitionists, there wego, exhibitionists, there we go
Showing their naked bodiesWalking around Hell.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Yeah, we're 71 naked
bodies Walking around Hell.
Yeah, we're 71% that 71%.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (32:23):
Okay, my next one is
Switch 69%.
Speaker 2 (32:26):
Okay, my next one is
a sadist A 64.
Speaker 1 (32:33):
My next one is
Vanilla, ooh 67.
Speaker 2 (32:37):
Should we be reading
like the description of what
these bitches are?
Speaker 1 (32:41):
I feel like some of
them know what they are Like
Vanilla's enjoying regular.
You already read that one theyenjoy regular sex.
Speaker 2 (32:47):
That's it, this is
just inflicting pain to your
partner.
So what's your next one after?
That one, la Misogynist,misogynist 53%, because you're
lame.
No, I'm just playing Lamisogynist, misogynist 53%.
Speaker 1 (33:00):
Because you're lame.
My next one is primal, which isprey 62%.
Primals are mainly focused ontheir natural instinct and they
enjoy letting their inner animalout during sex.
The key part of Primal's playis that the participants show
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their raw, emotional, sexualfeeling during play Noise noise,
noise.
Speaker 2 (33:31):
Which is your next
one?
My next one is brat tamer, 51%.
A brat tamer is an essentialdominant who enjoys handling
brat submissives.
They find disobedience a formof playfulness from a side of
submissives rather than form ofrudeness.
They will take no offense to itand will still teach the
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submissive as well as deservinglessons.
Ooh.
Speaker 1 (33:59):
Hmm, what percent is
that one?
Speaker 2 (34:02):
51.
Okay, so I'm halfway put offwith your shit.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
Period.
My next one is slave Slave 46%.
Slave completely hand overtheir control and
responsibilities over their lifeto their master and mistress.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (34:21):
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
My next one is a rigger 50%.
A rigger is like being tied upand restrained, and restrain
their partner using ropes andother obstruities.
Mm-hmm, sounds kinky.
Speaker 1 (34:39):
Yeah, my next one is
master slash, mistress 40%.
I receive complete control overtheir life, of their sex, of
their sex toys and ourresponsibility that comes with
it.
Like I said, I'd rather be moreof submissive than dominant,
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yeah, but I can do both, so thesubmissive one is 46.
The dominant one is 40.
Yeah, so what's your next one?
Speaker 2 (35:13):
My next one is a
voyeur, a voyeusher.
Speaker 1 (35:18):
Oh, that was the one
that I had 100% on.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Yeah, mine's only 48.
Speaker 1 (35:22):
Damn, that's a big
ass gap.
What was that again?
Speaker 2 (35:27):
That is enjoy
watching the nakedness or sexual
actions of other people?
Speaker 1 (35:31):
Yeah, Okay, so my
next one is sadist, sadist,
sadist, and you said, enjoyinginflicting certain types of pain
on their partner.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
What's the number on
that for you?
34, oh yeah, cause it's more oflike if they want it, you'll do
it for them yeah, yeah, I'mgetting to.
We're going to the lower parts,yeah just like what you kind of
are, but not really.
Speaker 1 (35:56):
Yeah, the things that
I kind of don't like.
Speaker 2 (36:05):
My next one would
have been Primal Prey, so mainly
focused on just they enjoyingletting their animals come out.
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Yeah.
So what was your percent onthat one, 45.
Mine's 62.
What, yeah?
And after that one, 45.
Mine's 62.
What yeah?
Hmm, and after that one, mineis Dominate 19%.
What which one?
Did you do that one already?
Speaker 2 (36:27):
Yeah, dominate, mine
was 76.
Dang.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
Mine's 19.
So what's your next one?
Speaker 2 (36:33):
after that one.
For me it's Slave.
41.
Mine's 46.
Yeah, like in the middle yeahwe're in the 40s.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
Next one after that
is pet, which means pets are
property of their owner in theirdaily life.
Sexually, it's not necessarilyinvolved.
In some cases, role playattributes are also provided.
I'm actually surprised that Igot a percentage on that.
I got 8%.
Hey, yo, I did too, you got an8% yeah.
Speaker 2 (37:06):
But I still have more
before I get to the 8.
Oh no, I'm already.
Yeah, yeah you're like way downthere.
Speaker 1 (37:12):
Yeah, there's a lot
of stuff that you're probably
are zero.
Yep, I so you're probably azero.
Yep, I have a shitload of zeros, yeah, so okay.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
What's your next one?
My next one would have beenMaster and Mistress.
Okay, what's percent 26.
Speaker 1 (37:24):
Okay, I'm 40.
Okay, my next one, after thatone is Primal Hunter Ooh, okay,
which is.
Primals, are mainly focused ontheir natural instincts and they
enjoy letting their inneranimal out during sex.
So, that one is 7% for me, okay.
Speaker 2 (37:43):
What's your next one?
My next one is thenon-monogamist that you do not
see sexual as necessarily aone-on-one thing, whether that
means that they are in a severerelationship or that there are
other people out there inrelationships.
For that one I got 18%, 18.
Speaker 1 (38:02):
I'm 72 on that one,
72.
Oh yeah.
And after that one I got rigor.
Is that rigor, Rigor?
Speaker 2 (38:09):
Rigor.
Speaker 1 (38:10):
Rigor R-I-G-G-E-R.
What does that even mean?
Like to tie up and restraintheir partner.
Oh you did that one right.
Yeah, it was 50% 50%.
I'm at four, oh yeah.
And then I have one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
The last seven categories areall zero for me, damn dude.
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So what's your next one afterthat one?
Speaker 2 (38:38):
I still have like a
few with numbers.
Okay, well, go ahead.
All right, so I have mommy anddaddy for 10% and that's just
taking on a caretaking role in arelationship.
Speaker 1 (38:51):
Okay, so my next one
on my list is age player.
I got 0%, which means likes toplay in age as part of their
kink.
Speaker 2 (39:04):
Oh yeah, yeah me too.
That's what I got 0%.
Yeah, okay For me the next onewould be owner.
I got 9%.
What does?
That mean, like owner, ownspets or properties and take
responsibility over them on a 247 basis see, that's one of my
zeros.
I got zero on that one uh see,I thought I would have got zero
(39:26):
on that yeah, weird, it's justlike the pet thing yeah, that's
crazy.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
And then what's your
next one pet for the eight, for
the eight percent?
Yeah, yeah, 8%, yeah, yeah, metoo, yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:37):
And then what else?
Primal Hunter I got 6.
I got 7.
And that's just what the Mandyfocused on their natural
instincts.
Yeah, like you're, like thedominant one in a way, and then
after that I got Degrader for 3.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
I got that at 0.
What is that?
Oh, you like to dig great.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Okay, you like to
call your.
Speaker 1 (40:02):
You like to tell him
that he's stupid and that he's a
piece of trash.
Fuck you.
Speaker 2 (40:08):
It was the next one.
No, no, no, mom, he's gonnastep on his penis?
Speaker 1 (40:17):
That shit's crazy.
No.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Hell, no.
Eso duele Debe que doler he'sgonna step on his penis.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
That's just crazy, no
is that the same thing like
degrading them verbally?
Is that the same thing asstepping on their penis?
Speaker 2 (40:31):
is that like.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
Is that the same
level of humiliating them, like
peeing on them?
Speaker 2 (40:39):
No, that one's a
golden shower.
Speaker 1 (40:41):
But it can also be a
kink, like it's a punishment, or
like how you make them pretendlike they're the table and you
sit on them.
I don't know, If you're intothat type of shit, call me,
because I have a lot ofquestions.
Speaker 2 (40:56):
Yes, if you're an
expert, go ahead and get on our
emails and let us know, becauseyes, we would like to ask a few.
Speaker 1 (41:02):
What's the next one?
Speaker 2 (41:03):
um, my next zero is a
boy and girl yeah, mine too.
Yeah, and that's justsubmissive and a more strongly
child, childless in a sense.
Yeah, that's a zero.
Do you have any?
Speaker 1 (41:18):
more zeros, the
greater and the degree degrading
and the greater.
Yeah, so what's?
Speaker 2 (41:30):
a zero for me.
Speaker 1 (41:31):
Okay, yeah, and then
the brat tamer is a zero for me.
So brat tamers are dominantswho enjoy handling bratty
submissives.
Speaker 2 (41:43):
Oh yeah, I got 51.
Speaker 1 (41:44):
You got 51?
.
Speaker 2 (41:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (41:46):
So you like.
Speaker 2 (41:47):
Like I'll put it to.
Like that's the one I said I'llput up with the shit half the
time, so you'll put up with myshit because, I'm a brat.
I'm a brat too.
I'm a brat too.
94 yeah, I got a hundred andthree things.
Speaker 1 (42:00):
How many hundreds did
you get?
None, you didn't get nohundreds.
Oh damn see, I got threehundreds and one, two, three,
four, five, six, seven zeros.
Hmm, well damn guys.
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I feel like we should do thiswith somebody else.
I feel feel like we shouldbring somebody else.
Let us know if this was a coolepisode, if you really liked it.
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