February 2, 2025 • 47 mins
Ever feel like throwing a fit over slow drivers and blinding headlights? You're not alone! Join us as we vent about the chaos of road rage and the unspoken rules of the road. We’re dishing out tips on handling those pesky drivers and sharing our own hilarious attempts to keep calm behind the wheel. And just when you think we’ve hit peak candidness, we shift gears to personal hygiene etiquette. Yes, we're talking about menstrual products and the unconventional ways we’ve learned to navigate them—thank you, YouTube tutorials!
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Speaker 1 (00:12):
Welcome back guys.
It's your girl, karina, andMaleni.
Maleni, what's up y'all?
How's it going?
What's crackin', lackin' how?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
was y'all's day.
Uh-huh, uh-huh Dang.
That's crazy.
¿y luego, qué te dijo la suegra?
No, mames Dang, crack andlacking.
How was y'all's day?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
uh-huh, uh-huh, dang, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Dang, whoop, that hoe and then, whose side did he
take?
No, don't mess with the suegrashell yeah, so that'd be crazy
yeah, I love my son, though Ilove, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yeah, the first year though I was very square with
the motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
But now bitch.
She was like I was ready topull up.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah, like I was ready, I was like you know what,
you know what, stephanie?
No I love her though, like now,I love her.
We have an amazing relationship.
Honestly, the mother-in-lawshout out to an amazing
relationship.
Honestly, the mother-in-lawshout out to shout out to the
supportive mother-in-law oh,yeah, I fucking understand that
we are fucking human beings andwe're gonna continue to fuck up
(01:15):
and your job is to help us yeah,to a certain extent, to a
certain extent you know likedon't don't maintain me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we ain't gonnamean we're doing all that, yeah
, like she, she doesn't maintainany of her bad habits or
anything like that.
She just gives us, she gives usadvice and she gives me a
shoulder to cry on when I needit.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
She hears us.
Oh yeah, yeah.
I love that.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
That's how supportive she is well, that's the lady
that Melanie got the cats from.
Yeah, those three little uglylittle things and they make good
ass food.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Let me just say that I'll be eating good over there
oh yeah, my father will bethrowing down.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Okay, so before I was really interrupted, I my day
was pretty good.
I went to work today and it wasa pretty slow day, but it was
okay.
It was Western Day.
We had theme week or spiritweek.
Today was Western.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I know your outfit is so cute.
She's just not wearing theboots right now.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah, I took them off , Took them bitch off.
I think I was supposed to sendsomebody a picture of my boots.
I just remember that.
I remember who.
Anyways, yeah, they were cute.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
They are cute.
Just post them online.
They'll see it.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah, Whoever.
Whoever I owe a picture to go,follow me on my Snap.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yeah, for real, and just tell me you saw it that day
.
Yeah, as we post this likeweeks later For real yeah.
They'll be like oh shit, let meget on Snapchat right now,
right, oops.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Anywho, mañana is crazy sock day.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Ooh yeah, exciting, yeah.
What other socks do you have?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I actually have a lot .
I have like two sets of Rickand Morty socks.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Ooh parra, Then I have polka dots.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I have like two sets of Rick and Morty socks.
Then I have polka dots, I havetwo Christmas I have stripes, so
like I have a lot of differentfussy socks.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
That's comfortable.
I have some Spongebob ones Brome.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I have Spongebob socks, oh and some Stitch ones
Like little Stitch but justStitch.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I think mine are just SpBob, and there's another
cartoon I forgot.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
It'd be like that High Moments, yes.
How was your day, though?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Oh, my day was pretty good.
I went to take my TSI test forcollege Nice.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
To see we're about to have an educated bitch in the
house.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I'm for real going for psychology.
Okay, I'm going to be a realtherapist, but um, oh shit.
Therapist, I know I need to goto therapy too.
But um no, I went ahead and wastaking my writing and my math
because I failed it the firsttime, because fuck that, that
(04:02):
shit is hard.
I did not study because I waslike I know this shit.
I went to high school for fouror five years ago.
I do not remember shit, but soI I went ahead and talked to
like an advisor there, becauseI'm not trying to redo that all
the time, even though it's free,I just hate testing.
Nothing gave me anxiety,low-key.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, yeah, I'll study day and night for whatever
test and then when I come totake the test, I don't know shit
.
Bitch, one time I misspelled myname, no mommas.
I'm fucking nervous, as I was.
It's like something overpowersme that.
(04:42):
I can't fucking function whenit comes to a test, but like you
ask me those same questionslike on a regular day, I'll be
able to answer it.
As long as I don't know, it'snot a test.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Really.
Yeah, see, mine is the kind oflike an opposite.
So I will go ahead and study ashit ton that whenever I see the
test, like what I, I memorizedit, how to do it.
So I'm looking at it and I'mlike this is a little too easy
bro, like why is this too easy?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Because I fucking studied oh yeah, whenever I feel
too easy, I feel like I'm doingit wrong.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yes.
So I'm like over here fuckingsecond guessing myself and I'm
like I don't know.
And then they're like like yougot them wrong.
Why'd you second guess yourself?
I'm like I don't know, why'dyou make it so easy?
Like it's not, like everybodyelse is like easy bitch.
I was struggling, I'm sweating,I'm like man, fuck you, I get
(05:39):
it.
So I'm so fucking giddy I wasjust tripping the fuck out.
That's whenever you know thatyou're doing good.
If it's easy, just roll alongwith it.
You know the material.
That's school advice.
I'm gonna start bringing thatshit around cause now I'm gonna
be in school.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I know it's pretty cool.
I think it's cool that you'regoing to school for something
that you wanna do.
I lost my thought, but I dothink that it's pretty cool.
You're gonna go back to schoolto do something that you
actually want to do.
You know since you because youalready have school experience
for other stuff yeah, I didmedical stuff too yeah, but you
(06:20):
mentioned, I liked it yeahlow-key, like it was pretty cool
.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
It was just like a different type of emotion that I
would get out of it, likenursing homes, like there's a
little bit of sadness mixed inthere.
Yeah, phlebotomy it's justblood, but like it's hard to get
a job in that.
And so it's just like, eh, I'mgoing to go back to school and I
was going to go back for RNbecause I know I can go back to
school, and I was going to goback for RN Like I wanted to use
(06:47):
their program because theyoffer schooling help.
Okay.
So I'm like, oh, yeah, bro, soshout out to them to the beep.
But yeah, so they go ahead andoffer me help.
And shit, I got high.
I'm like, fuck, where was I?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
elevator music, okay, I mean.
Well, you know, I'm excitedthough like overall I'm excited
cause it's.
I just think it's exciting whensomebody starts a new journey
because it's exciting.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
It is exciting it's nerve wracking is exciting.
It's nerve-wracking too,because I don't like new
experiences.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
It's like, oh shit, I get it, I think, because I can
understand that nervousexcitement is what makes me
excited for you, I know, becauseit's just like it's so exciting
bitch, I know.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I'm like look, I have a backpack now.
Okay, you fucking excited bitch.
I know I'm like girl.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I'm going to be carried off Like look, I have a
backpack now.
Okay, you fucking nerdy bitch,for real.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I'm like let me get my notes Right, fucking
highlighters and colored pensand shit.
For real, I do have flatpencils.
Oh, I love it.
I'm like I'll be coloring andshit, I'm like eh.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I I have markers.
I like to color with markers,but I do have coloring pencils
that I'm in.
I have them both.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
And I have crayons.
I don't have crayons, but I dothe coloring pencils for shading
and stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
But you know what really grinds my gears?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
No.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
For who?
Let's get into today's segmentof what grinds Karina's gears
People that smack.
People that just smack withlike this why, why?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Just close your mouth .
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah, Don't be nasty Like.
I do understand that, oh,they're kids, but as a chiquito,
you're supposed to teach themat a certain age, so you need to
know how to close with yourmouth closed.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
So it's just like if your kid is 10 years old and I
can hear them smacking, it'slike it's.
I'm not gonna say anythingbecause it's your kid, but I am
gonna be so fucking bothered.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yeah, you're like too bothered and you're like I
don't want to eat.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Yeah, I'm just sitting there like I have a kind
of fart and I'm just like ugh,Like stop, and then I just be
staring at the kid Like are yougonna shut up?
Yeah, like, are you gonna stopfucking eating like, stop eating
like just stop eating.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Give me the goddamn food.
I'm like you know what.
You look full enough.
Yeah, I'm hungry.
Fuck you, wait until the adultsare done eating for real like
fuck out of here.
Like I work hard, I work hard,I deserve to eat first.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
But, like, if I know you, I'm going to say something.
I'm like, can you I'll say shit, I'm like, can you stop
smacking?
You're smacking, I hear youeating.
Can you close your mouth?
Ugh bitch, close your mouth.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
That's embarrassing though, Like imagine, but don't
be smacking.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Now there's certain food that it's hard to prevent
not smacking.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Like what.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Like, um, like when it's something that you really
have to like suck on, you kindof like, you know, like it's the
certain I feel, like there'scertain foods that you really
can't help to make that likesmacking noise.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
So I feel like those.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
like those foods, I understand.
Really can't help to make thatsmacking noise.
Like those foods, I understand,but if you're eating a fucking
burger, Why'd you say that I'mlike McDonald's?
If you're eating a fuckingMcDouble from McDonald's, I
shouldn't hear you smacking.
You know, like I don't know,unless you're.
(10:46):
You know Like I don't know,unless you're fucking chimuelo,
then I guess that's a lot oftongue action, I guess.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Chimuelo.
What the fuck, Pobrecito.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
What is that thing that grinds Malaney's gears?
Yes, girl, me too.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
That also grinds my gears.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
I'm demonstrating no Slow-ass drivers, bro, bro, oh
my god Get out the fucking wayyo, lo que me imputa más, me
estresan Look I got oh yeah, Ican't look, but look I got
(11:34):
goosebumps.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
For real.
Like I feel my blood boilingalready.
I'm like hold on.
Fucking Hades over here, myhair's about to just For real,
I'm like I'm going to get to thecar already.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Man, I'd be like who's in my way Not for real.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Just get close to the other car.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Ready to play bumper cars with you hoes For real?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
No, I mean, okay, I understand, you know, if there's
traffic.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Like si hay tráfico.
Okay, you know what.
Take it easy, my friend.
Yeah.
Relax, you know what.
Take it easy, my friend.
Yeah, if it's like cruise timein the morning, the other lanes
are open, I ain't gonna be onyour ass I'll just get over but
if you are in the middle to theleft lane middle to the left
lane.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Oh my god, why you are going underneath the fucking
speed limit.
Bitch, I'm gonna ride going toride that ass, oh my.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
God, I'm going to be behind your ass, I'm going to be
flashing you and I'm going tobe like and I have a little car.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
And I'm not going to be flashing you in a good way,
like I'm going to be flashingyou with my titties, I'm going
to be flashing you with my highbeams.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Bitch, for real, I'm going to invest in some high,
high beams, and I'm going toblind you.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
I already got those high beams.
See, it's because you got a newcar.
No, that's my man's car.
He got me some.
He put new lights on my.
It's funny, he put new lightson my car, on my truck, and
people think I get flash all thetime because they think they're
my high beams.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
But they're my regular lights.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Oh, you have those because when I have my high
beams they're brighter see youknow what that's?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
another fucking uh thing.
Fuck you, bro, because I hatethat, because I have so much bad
stigmatism that the low beamsthat y'all have are fucking high
beams and I'm like you, fuckingbitch, let me turn on mine.
And they're not high beam,they're shit.
I have shit lights, so I lookstupid.
(13:32):
I don't give a fuck.
I was like I look so stupidover here trying to turn on some
not high beam lights and belike here's a little lucy thing.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
You're like man you blind me muscle like I know when
people try to, when people likeflash their headbeats at me
because they think I have myheadbeats, I don't flash them
back because I know that myshit's gonna be brighter.
I just be like sorry, go yellat my husband.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Yeah, he's the motherfucker that put him on
like she was like I'm justtrying to get home yeah man,
fuck you, do it for my sakeBecause, like, if we go opposite
directions, I'm going to belike God.
You know what the fuck she'slike.
Oh, my bad, let me just turnoff and you actually turn bright
.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
You know that sometimes sometimes I don't do
it all the time Sometimes likeand I know too, when I go out
and I come and like I'm in thedrive-thru, I turn my lights off
because I can see that they'resitting like on people's, like
fucking rearview mirrors andshit.
And they're over here, yeah, soI turn my lights off for them,
Like sometimes.
Thank you, yeah, sometimes I do, Like I don't do it on purpose.
(14:37):
I try to ride behind, Like Itry to ride behind trucks, or
like I try to keep my distanceLike I don't.
I think I'm a pretty gooddriver.
I don't try to be an asshole,but I love to be an asshole.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
I know, no, and it's not even like.
Sometimes it really it's noteven their fault, it's just fuck
you for having them, becausethey hurt.
Back in business, Okay whatwere we talking about, though?
Who grinds your gears?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Oh yeah, business.
Okay, what are we talking about, though?
Who grinds your gears?
Oh yeah, what grinds my gears?
Yeah, what grinds yours.
I already said um, okay, sothat the okay.
So hold on.
I gotta add some stuff to thedriving, though.
Okay, my thing that grinds mygears is like I'm going a speed
limit right it's not even thefact that I'm it, like it
doesn't even have to be when I'mspeeding, because even when I'm
going, the speed limitmotherfuckers do that to me, you
(15:33):
know.
So I'm going and like the thingis like I know that you see me
coming and I know that you seehow fast I'm coming and you
should know whether you're gonnahave time or not to get over,
and then you get over right, andthen you slow down.
I don't know if you ever hadthose those I won't say those
customers, those drivers willget over and like there's nobody
(15:56):
in front of them and, forwhatever reason, they step on
the brakes just for a little bityes, it's like why are you
breaking?
There's nobody behind you.
You know that I'm about to beon your ass.
This is when you're supposed tobe.
Metal pedal to the metal baby.
What are you doing?
for real like I hate that, orlike they'll speed up to get
over and then they slow downyeah, like they'll just speed up
(16:18):
enough to like move over andthen they just stay there.
Yeah, and I'm like bitch,continue to speed yeah, like you
could have just waited until Ipassed you.
You could have just sat there,you know, or?
Speaker 2 (16:29):
literally when there's no one behind you, like
you're it, you're, you're thelast one.
And then they're like now I'mgonna cut you off.
You know, bitch, why?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
just you see me coming, you see me I know you
saw me wait for that truck forreal.
Like you see me, bitch.
Like I know you see me, like Iknow you see the light was going
, for real I'm like I got I evengot my lights fixed, so you
could see that I'm right dude,and that's another thing.
That's another thing whenmotherfuckers get mad at me
(16:58):
because I don't let them over,because I didn't know that they
were trying to get over.
Yes, like, don't have to pincha signal, like motherfucker I
don don't read, como dicen mytherapist, I'm not a mind reader
bitch.
Thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Use your professional legal.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Yes, that's the whole point of a thousand
motherfuckers in there Not tocollect dust, not to collect
your little, your little keychains and the bitches's, not
for your ligas.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Oh, I bet you put my ligas on the bitch.
Yeah, me too, but I still useit.
You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
It's not just a liga holder, because you turn it into
it.
It's still a fucking signal.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Use the motherfucker, yes use it, because pa eso
están.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
And if you're scared of being the freeway, then don't
get in that bitch.
There's no fucking reason.
You're scared of being thefreeway, then don't get in that
bitch.
There's no fucking reasonyou're going 30 on a freeway.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Or just stay on the very right lane, because that
hole is for the slower driversFor you, slow drivers no pasa
nada if you're driving.
Look if you're actually abeginning driver.
Pon ese pinche sticker on theback of your car.
I won't even get mad, I'll belike sabes que You're learning.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Not get mad.
I'll be like.
Sabes que you're learning, okay, even that you can turn your
hazard lights on and people willjust go around.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Yes, like like even if we're going fast, we'll still
see that shit.
Yeah, and we're like okay,we'll adjust, we'll even slow
down if yeah, yeah yeah, that'snot on you, like that will be on
us yes, like be fucking smart.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
if you're gonna be driving in here, be fucking
smart, because you'll be pissingme the fuck off, Y'all be
making me ram y'all Like y'allbe making me want to play bumper
cars.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Y'all want me to want to get a troca.
I swear I'm gonna get amamalona for that shit.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Bro, I be telling Jonathan, add a fucking girl to
my car.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
And he does not because he knows that.
He knows that I will hit thecar.
No, I would do.
Follow me.
Hell, no bitch, I'd have mymonster truck.
I'm like you know what?
I'm gonna run over your car,fuck you.
I'm like you think it's funny,you think you can slash my tires
.
I'm gonna slash your car.
How about that?
No, my, I'm fucking dead.
I swear.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Why do I feel like we're gonna get in trouble with
this episode?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
For real.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
I haven't heard they're gonna be like these
bitches is crazy Look.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
I'm in an anger management class.
No, mama, hey, I'm going totherapy.
Yes, we're dealing with ourshit.
Okay, yeah, dealing with ourshit.
Okay, yeah, we don't doanything about it.
Prosat, hey, at least I have alook.
Don't even come at me, becauseI have a little ass car.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
I literally have a little ass car.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
I have a horse truck this is why I have a little ass
car.
But I can.
I can get mad at my car.
All you see is a little hell.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
No, bro.
What's another thing thatgrinds your ears?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
okay, oh, I got one.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
I got one, sorry, before I forget.
This is gonna be really nasty,but it's for all you nasty
bitches A ver.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Cuéntanos.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Whenever you started your period, were you ever
properly shown how to dispose ofthat?
Yes, okay, can you tell us whatyou thought?
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Like who showed you.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
I'm not not gonna lie that um, it was on youtube.
Okay, see, I learned that stuffin fifth grade in school oh,
about my period and stuff.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
So they taught you in school yeah, they showed.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
They showed us, like they showed us the pad, but they
didn't really show us how todispose of it.
My mom's didn't really show ushow to dispose of it.
My mom's the one that showed mehow to dispose of it.
But like yeah, so how did youlearn?
So what are your techniques?
Do you still use thosetechniques, or have you?
Speaker 2 (20:55):
changed your ways so I don't use.
This is a little TMI, but Idon't use tampons that much
because they hurt my stomach.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
I don't like tampons.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Yeah, so I don't really use them that much, but
whenever I do like, let's say,I'm going to the beach or
something, I'll put it back inlike the little bolsita, and
then I'll put it in the, in the,in the bag or whatever, yeah,
or si no tengo, like a bolsita,like its own container, to put
it in, because I usually use theel plastiquito from the
(21:29):
previous the new one, yeah orI'll use toilet paper lo enredo
un poquito, and then I'll put itin the in the little side bag
right, and then that's it.
Pads es la misma cosa.
La envuelves like you go aheadand fold it yeah and then you
put in the plastic or the toiletpaper yeah, in the bag, okay,
so that's exactly what I do.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
I don't use tampons at all.
I tried them and I they feelvery uncomfortable and they were
like you're not supposed tofeel it and I was like it.
No, me as well, like I'm okaywith it, but I do feel it and
it's very uncomfortable.
I don't like the feeling, sothat's why I don't like.
That's why I don't wear them.
Um, I am a big like pad girlpads on my ship pads, uh, and
(22:12):
panty liners they're meant to goto for sure, um, but that's the
way that I was taught.
Like, if I'm taking off a dirtypad, I opened the new one and
the plastic wrap paper thingthat the new one comes with, I
rolled the used one into thereand then I wrapped that in
(22:32):
toilet paper and then I stick itin the trash can and then
that's it.
Yeah, so I just assume thateverybody knew that it should be
like that.
But then I get to meet thesewomen that I go to the restroom.
They have bean chip pad allstraight out laid out and open.
(22:54):
Like it's beautiful, like Iknow it's natural and I get it
hashtag women support women, butlike that's just nasty.
Like it's just it's in the samecategory.
Like if you take a shit, Idon't want to go into the
restroom, and like I expect youto flip it a little bit so I
don't see your shit yeah, atleast put a toilet paper over it
(23:15):
.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Yeah, like I don't like.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
I think it's like or or or.
Or.
Like the ones kids.
They don't clean the toiletseat after them.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Like, do you not look at the toilet?
Did you not see that you didn'tflush all the way?
Did you not see that you left astain here and there?
Like I'm not understanding.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Yeah, so like usually , I do look Like.
I don't like to use that likesea cover thing.
It feels weird on my butt.
No people fucking be sitting onthat.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
I don't like to use that like seat cover thing it
feels weird on my butt.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
People fucking be sitting on that.
I don't.
I don't know.
Depending on where I'm going, Idon't always sit, I just squat.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Yeah, like I'll squat or I'll sit, yeah, but I don't
use that like little paper coverthing, but I do usually like go
and wipe it out of habitbecause that, because girls like
sometimes they'll get up andthey don't wipe like they don't
wipe their seat Like bitch Iknow you felt that drop, yeah,
like you feel it, you see it,yeah, it's like, yeah, like
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bitch, just clean up afteryourself, Don't?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
be nasty, Like what the hell we calling y'all out
that's.
And the thing is like thesewomen that are nasty are turning
around and having daughters.
Yeah, like, and it's just like,that's just gross.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
I'm like.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
I hope your daughter learns better, because I can
never Like I don't, I just, Idon't know Wrap that shit up and
it's not.
It's not even just that.
As women, you know that thatshit stinks, especially on those
heavy flow days.
So just leaving it out in theopen with your toilet paper,
like even when you wipe usuallywhenever I'm on my, on my period
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and I'm white, I usually try toflush all of that down the
toilet.
Sometimes I try you know,tampoco, I'm not trying to clog
the restroom up, yeah, but like,whenever I throw it in the
trash, can I try to flip itaround, like I try to make sure
that you don't see it like yeahat least, at least at work or
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when you're in somebody else'shouse even in your own house.
Don't be nasty, well the thingis like nobody can tell you what
to do at your house but atleast respect the other rooms
that you share with other people, like work areas or when you go
to somebody's house.
Like I wouldn't like forsomebody to come to my house and
leave their pad out like that.
Like, if you're in my house, Iwould definitely call you out.
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I'm like girl, I'm going toneed you to go fix that pad,
Like that's not okay.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Yeah, that's nasty.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
If anybody gets to do that, it's me, and I don't do
that.
Yeah, like that's nasty.
If anybody gets to do that it'sme, and I don't do that, so
nobody gets to do that.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
So it's like get the fuck out of here Like go, yeah,
no, because yeah, I would callsomeone out on that shit too, If
they do that at my house, I'mlike you're going to.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
That's nasty.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Can you step in the bathroom with me real quick?
That's nasty, can you step?
In the bathroom with me realquick.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Mm-hmm, I'm like I'll at least call you out in there,
but don't be gross, mm-hmm, mymind just went away.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
I don't mind too Okay , so what's another pit before
you?
I want to say, like people, no,that sounds rude.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
No, I felt that.
I felt that Like sometimespeople are just too fucking.
People mean like sit the fuckdown, like just like you're
doing too much, just chill yeah,just what do you need?
To breathe and be quiet be like.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
You know what I mean in your face real quick.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Then be like uh yes.
Relax, chill.
Yeah, now I felt that Causesometimes like it just be going,
like it just too much, be goingon for no reason, and it's just
like like y'all, what the hellyeah.
Can we just all go back homeand restart the?
Day, yeah, like, because it'slike y'all are all tripping
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right now Like I need everybodyto go ahead and stop.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
We're going to go ahead and take five seconds to
All right.
All right, are we good?
All right, next person.
What's up?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Because sometimes too many people be just coming at
you.
You're like hey, yo que hice.
I'm coming in here with liketranquila vibes.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Honestly, now that you bring that up, it reminds me
of whenever I have customers inthe morning and then, like I'd
be straight, having like areally good mood, like I'm
chilling, I'm smiling.
We going in.
Yeah, it's a good ass day, youknow like especially.
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Yeah, I know, I know I'm likebitch especially when you get
that morning head and it is topnotch.
You know what I'm saying?
I thought you were talkingabout this.
Oh well, yeah, that too, that'severy morning, that's every
morning.
Yeah, that's every morning.
I smoke every morning.
But it'd just be amazing.
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I've been going there cheesingfrom ear to ear and then
customers would come in and tryto roll my day.
And then I love it, right,because I just sit there and I
just look at them.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Still smiling.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Still smiling and I'm like well, sir, I already told
you what I can do for you, Iunderstand.
And then the thing is like theykeep repeating themselves over
and over and, over and overagain and they keep like
demanding questions, likeanswers, but I'll be like well,
I understand, and I'm not, andI'm just like oh well, then you
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know, I just let them stop andwhenever they're done, like
talking, I'd be like Iunderstand, and then I just be
like but I already told you, andthen I'll give them their
explanation, and then I'll sithere and repeat and I already
know that, because how you justsat here and said blah, blah,
blah, and I literally readeverything that they just been
talking about.
For the last five minutes backat them and I was like so
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because of that, this is what Ican offer you and I'm like and
if you don't like that, then Idon't tell you.
I guess you gotta go somewhereelse.
Yeah, and sometimes my managerlike looks at me and then I'm
just like you want to help thembecause I don't understand what
you're going to do differentthat I can't do different like
respectfully you know, like,sometimes, like sometimes I can
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try a little harder withcustomers, for sure.
But, like, if I know that Ican't fucking offer them more
than what I literally can offerthem, I'm not going to go back
and forth with you.
This is what I can do.
If you don't like what I'msaying, you're most welcome to
go to a different location sothey can tell you the same thing
in a different fucking accent.
(29:57):
I don't give a fuck, go onsomewhere.
Yeah, like you're going toreport me for what?
Because I did my job, okay,whoop.
Next, fuck off my face.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
It's because people like que le estés lambiendo.
Yeah, and baby, I'm not the oneI know.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
I'm in my journey of peace, peace and love yeah and
hashtag violence is not theanswer.
But, baby, I'm not the one.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
No, but with me it doesn't start.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Yeah, Because I'm going to entertain it and I'm
going to have fun Like.
The only one that's reallygoing to be mad is just really
you, Because at the end of theday, I'm going to be laughing
about it.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
And then I still got paid yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
And I still got my job.
Yeah, Like I love it whencustomers call and they tell me
they came away a morir.
Yeah, and I'd be like, yes,girl.
And you'd be like you thinkthis is funny?
And I'm like, am I laughing?
I'm not understanding.
Did I say that you were funny?
Like I don't think you're veryfunny because I would have been
laughing.
I love to laugh.
You're actually kind of likewasting my time right now, so
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like are you done?
And then you're like you don'tknow who you're messing with.
Oh, I know who you're messingwith.
I know exactly who I'm messingwith.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
I have your profile right here.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Yeah, like I know where you live now.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
I have your information right here.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
That's a social, not for real.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Like I, literally have your I.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
I literally know you look like I know you bitch, like
you don't know who you'refucking with.
You don't know the power that Ihave on my little computer, my
littleclickety-clack-clack-clack.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
I'm going to be like you know what your car's repo?
Speaker 1 (31:31):
For real.
I actually have the repo, thetoy company on my phone Like I
can literally text them apicture of your phone and be
like this is Warrior and you getto pick it up and it gets done.
I get cars repollected all thefucking time, just by texting
them a picture.
Baby, you don't know who you'remissing.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
I'm like for real.
I'm like make me mad bitch.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Even my manager should be like.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Kar, get that car towed and I'd be like what car
who?
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Where I heard my name , I'm already texting him I'm
like which one next Yep.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
I'm like I was just keeping an eye on this one car.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Como siempre, they come in and they try to be all
nice to me, right, try to benice to us.
They'll be like oh hey, wedidn't know, we didn't know
Whatever, and I it'd be nice.
So they'd be like oh hey, wedidn't know, we didn't know
whatever, and I'd just be like Idon't know.
Tell your man, there's signseverywhere.
And then they'd be like oh,fuck you, you fat bitch, and I'm
like you fat too, motherfucker.
I'm like do you not seeyourself?
Speaker 2 (32:32):
and be like okay you don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
And then they'd be the same guys.
They'd be having their wivescome talk shit, but it'd be like
some fat bitches that'd befatter than me.
And I'm like you for reals,right now, for real, be like sir
, like y'all, both, some fatbitches, get the fuck out of
here.
Get the fuck out of here.
I'm like sabes que Ni te quierohablar tampoco, no yeah, like
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for real, Like you're beingracist against our own fat
community people For real.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
I'm like I'm going to lunch.
No, for real.
I'm like you got this, I got togo, and you'll be making eye
contact as you're like I'm goingto go microwave my comida.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Mm-hmm, I have.
I have hanged up on customers.
I've gotten so mad and I'vehanged up on them.
And I've gotten so mad and I'vehanged up on them and I've
turned around to my manager.
I'm like I'm going on break.
She was like yeah, go ahead andtake a five.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Yeah, I'd be like you know what?
Yeah, go Actually please.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
She'd be like okay, what time is it then?
And like we were kind of busybut I had gotten so mad at
literally sat there and I waslike like I was begging the
phone like on the phone thing,yeah, because he pissed me off.
So fucking bad, bro like was hejust being like, like he just
like, like I was, I literallydid exactly what he wanted me to
(33:54):
do.
And he was like no, that's notwhat I want you to do.
I want you to do this and thisand this, and I'm like that's
not what I want you to do.
I want you to do this and thisand this.
And I'm like that's literallywhat I'm saying, like I'm not
understanding what you're notunderstanding.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
I'm like okay.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
We were just going back and forth and he was just
getting mad at me and I wasgetting frustrated because I was
literally what?
Like?
I already did that Like theseare the cards that we're going
to move, because those's the carthat you want, the car that
you're not.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
I'm already telling you what you ask, I'm repeating
you.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Yeah, so it's just like.
This is how much it will be forall of those cars, type of
thing.
He's just like no, no, no, Igot so mad that you're like man,
fuck you.
Because he was just like es queno me, entiendes que estas
mensa?
And I was just like and I saidI just started, I just I just
started, like.
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I just started banging the phoneand I was like, I was like I'm
taking a break, and she said andthen I left.
I left for the hour.
I came back and you know, likeit honestly didn't even piss me
off, it just made me laugh.
Yeah, when, just made me laugh.
Yeah, when I came back, she waslike he paid it, yeah, and I'm
like what the fuck?
What the fuck did you do?
(35:04):
And she was like I literallytold him the same thing.
You told me he said okay, thatwas fine, but it's like the same
customer that always gives methat trouble like yeah, he just
doesn't like you but like, butthe thing is like he keeps
coming to me.
It's like, bro, you know whatI'm saying.
And it's just like, what are wedoing here?
(35:26):
Like, do you love to frustrateme?
Like you know, see, like Idon't, and it's just like I hate
that I let him get mefrustrated.
But it's like I, just one ofthese days, bro, one of these
days I'm gonna slap a shit athim for real.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
I'm like one of these days that's gonna be the day
that I'm doing one day mywindow's gonna be gone and I'm
just gonna, you're gonna be inreaching distance.
Let me just say that you know,one day I'm just to accidentally
pull my cord a little bit onyour way out.
Ah te caíste, you got yourselfright, all right.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
next, no, for real.
Oh, I thought you had a moscaon your forehead.
For real, yeah, era bispa, yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
You said you were allergic.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Yeah, my bad, my bad, I thought you were choking.
I was trying to unchoke you.
Yeah, you're like I'm here.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Yo te estoy ahogando, wey, ¿qué te pasa?
He's like.
He's like, bitch, get the fuckoff me.
He's like ¿te estabas ahogando.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
¿qué te pasó?
Speaker 2 (36:35):
What happened.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Friend, here you some water.
Bro, a happy friend, here yousome water.
Just kidding, we love you, no,for real.
So no, you talking about, justkidding, I'm like for real.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
I'm like bitch, I'm trying to save you.
Hold on your manager.
Your customer is gonna behearing this in the background.
They'll be like anyways, let itnot sit.
She's like let me just sit back, man.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
I love some of my customers though I do some of
them are great, some of them areamazing.
Okay, so, um, another pet peevethat I can.
I guess that I can say that Ihave.
Is it a pet peeve?
I don't even know it's thepeople like the americans and
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the mexicans like americansassume that I don't know english
, and then mexicans assume thatI don't know spanish.
The fuck yeah yeah, like I'vebeen in both situations where,
like americans are talking aboutme in english because they feel
like I don't know english, andthen I'll like, like I'll say
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something and they'll be like oh, oh, no, like they will try,
like they try to play it off,and it it's like bitch, I heard
you, like you're literally infront of me, and then I've
gotten it where, like I'm infront or behind Mexicans and
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they're talking about me inSpanish and I'll say something
to them in Spanish, and likethey're talking about me in
Spanish and I'll say somethingto them in Spanish, and like
luego, luego.
They're like Ugh, oof.
Like they make their faces andthey're just like huffing and
puffing, but they don't sayanything.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
You know I'll be like bitch.
You could at least apologize.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Yeah, I'll be like my bad, I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
you spoke Spanish, no .
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Sorry, I said't understand Like.
Yeah no, low-key.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Because, like there was a time whenever I was first
starting at my job and they werelike hey, can you come and
translate?
And I was like translate what,like Spanish?
And I was like I don't knowSpanish, they're like oh really,
I just assumed.
And I was like I don't knowSpanish, they're like, oh really
, I just assumed.
I'm like yeah, bitch, I gave memy two dollars, let me
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translate.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
I'm like yo cobro no for real.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
But like, yeah, people just be assuming shit
like that you don't know, orthey be assuming shit that you
do know and I'm like you mightbe right, but fuck you.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
I have a habit of just talking Spanglish.
Oh yeah, so I'll automaticallystart talking Spanish to
everybody.
It's not just with Mexicans.
Today I went, I didn't goanywhere, I was helping a
customer and he was, he's, black, and I'm talking to him, and
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I'm talking to him in Englishand out of nowhere I started
talking to him in Spanish andthen he's like, and then, like
my co-workers started likelaughing and then I realized
that I was talking to him inSpanish and I was just like, oh
my bad.
And then I repeated everythingthat I said and we kind of just
laughed it off.
And then when I gave him hispaperwork, he was like you
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thought I was mexican, and I wasjust like I sure did.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
No, I did.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
I thought you were understanding my bad yeah, so
it's just like that's just me,though.
Like I do it, I do it so often,like it's so regular at my job.
Like my job, I deal with a lotof spanglish.
Like a lot of my customers talkenglish and spanish, so they
talk both of them to me at thesame time.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
So you just so I just do it like.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
I even do it to my mother-in-law.
I do it to jonathan like it's,like.
That's one of the ways thathe's learned.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
He's been able to learn spanish it was like I just
throw it in there and he's justlike he catches it, yeah
sometimes he'll be like, wait,you're going too fast, and I'm
like what?
Speaker 1 (40:48):
and then I'm like, oh , and then I'll say it in
english, like I don't like justdon't think about it yeah, and
it's so crazy because he catchesme doing it all the time and he
calls it out because I don'teven notice, like I'll be
watching something on TV andlike the audio be in English but
the subtitles be in Spanish.
But like I don't catch itbecause I understand it, or it
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would be the opposite.
Like the audio in Spanish andthe subtitles in English and,
like I don't even Well, I catchthat one.
I catch that one whenever it'son in Spanish audio and in
English subtitles, Because theybe translating shit so fucking
wrong.
Yes, I'm like.
That is not what that means.
Yes, that one makes me, yeah,that one kind of makes me
(41:30):
irritated, but when it's theopposite, like whenever it's
like English audio and Spanishsubtitles, it's actually kind of
accurate, so it's like itdoesn't really bother me.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
See, I've been doing that just to learn how to read
spanish.
Nice, so yeah, it's just alittle hack, yeah okay, because
I can't read it for shit, and solike I'm like it comes on very
fast.
But since I'm hearing it inenglish, I like translate it in
spanish.
I'm like so, this is what itshould sound like.
And then I'm reading it and I'mlike okay, yeah, that's what it
says.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Nice.
I like subtitles becausesometimes we're talking to you.
Whoa scary.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
I like subtitles because sometimes here's a
despicable joke just for you.
Why did the minions give Groobblue banana peels for his
birthday?
He needed some new slippers.
Oh my god bro, oh hell, no manwhat the fuck and for more
despicable me jokes andsurprises, you just say enable
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the despicable me.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
I fucking love that.
I think that is a perfect wayto wrap this up what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (42:48):
for real, I'm like el fantasma.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
I don't even know what I was gonna say anymore.
I tried to say it twice andthat bitch said negative.
I got a joke for you bitchesfor real.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
she's like actually let me take the floor, right.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
That shit.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
She said can I say something real quick?
Speaker 1 (43:13):
I don't even understand what she said I
didn't either.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
She said something about this fickle me joke.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Something about Minion and Banana and some
slippers.
I was like what bitch.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
Repeat yourself.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
That was not funny bro, I am laughing I don't need
to hear that joke again.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
I'm gonna be like what did you say to me?
Speaker 1 (43:37):
I'm so.
What did you say about my mamabitch?
No, for real.
What'd you say about my mamabitch?
Speaker 2 (43:40):
for real.
What did you say about GrooseFeet?
Speaker 1 (43:44):
no, for real.
Damn, that's crazy y'all.
But like, hey, that's, that'show it be over here for real.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
I'm like we got ghosts hell.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Yeah, you know, I wouldn't be surprised if I have
ghosts in my house.
I'm not calling anybody whoknows, don't fuck you with a
bitch For real.
But if there is ghosts in myhouse, they haven't been messing
with me.
I don't mess with them.
So they may just be roamingspirits around that just are
doing their thing, and I'm okaywith that.
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Yeah, you do, you, bro?
Yeah, I'm pretty peaceful whenit comes to stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
I'm not scared, and if I do get scared I tell
Jonathan and we pray yeah, causeyou know sometimes, yeah,
things stick around, but it'sjust cause they have unfinished
business.
It's not really cause they'rethere to fuck with you yeah,
they're just confused.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
We should talk about that let us know, because
they're there to fuck with you.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Yeah, for sure, they're just confused.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
We should talk about that.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Ghosts?
Let us know yes.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
If y'all would like to talk about something that we
have experienced, so like toread a story or something, I
think it would be pretty coolDude and I have a ghost story,
so Okay, dun, dun, dun, dun, forreal, for next time Bring, next
time, bring your palomitas Forreal To Rumchata.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
Oh no, I don't like that.
You don't like Rumchata?
Speaker 1 (45:05):
No, and I like that, hoe, whenever they put it in the
hot cocoa.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
No, I don't like cream liquor.
That's the only way to drink it.
It's in hot cocoa, like in coldwinter time.
I'll have to try it no, thatbitch, I'm telling you right now
because I went to the book.
But the gardens, okay, yeah,and for the winter thing with my
homeboy uh-huh, and we went andI tenían bebidas así de
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calientes and and they had, uh,liquor drinks for adults and one
of them was hot cocoa and thenlike a tea, like a ginger tea,
and it had like whiskey in it.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
It smelled good, but the other one was hot cocoa with
rum, or like coffee with rumand with the horchata thing, and
it was.
It actually went so fuckingwell.
It was very cinnamony.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
Oh, oh, but I don't well, okay, If you're lactose it
might hurt your tummy a littlebit.
Oh no, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
Okay, well I am, so it hurt my tummy a little bit.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
Oh yeah, because it's like a creamy liquor, like that
roast tequila.
I can't do it because it's acreamy liquor.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Yeah, dude, I just can't do it.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
I don't know, I don't know.
I think I can wrap my head uparound the fact that it's like a
milk product.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
I think that's what it is Like.
I've tried it and I just can'tdo it, Mm.
But with that being said,remember to wash your hands,
Because there's a lot of cootiesout here.
Bitches are still gettingprinted from left to right being
nasty and you know it's okay tobe nasty, but just be clean
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nasty.
Go fucking shower.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
After it, go pee bitch, take care of yourself.
Speaker 1 (46:59):
Disgusting, don't be gross and stop and stop fucking
cutting me off, you bitches no,for real, you know and you know
what.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
Get on the left lane.
Yeah, for real, just go away.
Bye, fuck, all of y'all that'sfine.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
Yeah, okay, bye, love y'all.
Welcome back guys.
It's your girl, karina, andMaleni.
Maleni, what's up y'all?
How's it going?
What's crackin', lackin' how?
Speaker 2 (00:21):
was y'all's day.
Uh-huh, uh-huh Dang.
That's crazy.
¿y luego, qué te dijo la suegra?
No, mames Dang, crack andlacking.
How was y'all's day?
Speaker 1 (00:27):
uh-huh, uh-huh, dang, that's crazy.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Dang, whoop, that hoe and then, whose side did he
take?
No, don't mess with the suegrashell yeah, so that'd be crazy
yeah, I love my son, though Ilove, that's what I'm saying.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
Yeah, the first year though I was very square with
the motherfucker.
Speaker 2 (00:49):
But now bitch.
She was like I was ready topull up.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Yeah, like I was ready, I was like you know what,
you know what, stephanie?
No I love her though, like now,I love her.
We have an amazing relationship.
Honestly, the mother-in-lawshout out to an amazing
relationship.
Honestly, the mother-in-lawshout out to shout out to the
supportive mother-in-law oh,yeah, I fucking understand that
we are fucking human beings andwe're gonna continue to fuck up
(01:15):
and your job is to help us yeah,to a certain extent, to a
certain extent you know likedon't don't maintain me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, we ain't gonnamean we're doing all that, yeah
, like she, she doesn't maintainany of her bad habits or
anything like that.
She just gives us, she gives usadvice and she gives me a
shoulder to cry on when I needit.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
She hears us.
Oh yeah, yeah.
I love that.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
That's how supportive she is well, that's the lady
that Melanie got the cats from.
Yeah, those three little uglylittle things and they make good
ass food.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Let me just say that I'll be eating good over there
oh yeah, my father will bethrowing down.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Okay, so before I was really interrupted, I my day
was pretty good.
I went to work today and it wasa pretty slow day, but it was
okay.
It was Western Day.
We had theme week or spiritweek.
Today was Western.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
I know your outfit is so cute.
She's just not wearing theboots right now.
Speaker 1 (02:17):
Yeah, I took them off , Took them bitch off.
I think I was supposed to sendsomebody a picture of my boots.
I just remember that.
I remember who.
Anyways, yeah, they were cute.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
They are cute.
Just post them online.
They'll see it.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
Yeah, Whoever.
Whoever I owe a picture to go,follow me on my Snap.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Yeah, for real, and just tell me you saw it that day
.
Yeah, as we post this likeweeks later For real yeah.
They'll be like oh shit, let meget on Snapchat right now,
right, oops.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Anywho, mañana is crazy sock day.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Ooh yeah, exciting, yeah.
What other socks do you have?
Speaker 1 (03:00):
I actually have a lot .
I have like two sets of Rickand Morty socks.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Ooh parra, Then I have polka dots.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
I have like two sets of Rick and Morty socks.
Then I have polka dots, I havetwo Christmas I have stripes, so
like I have a lot of differentfussy socks.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
That's comfortable.
I have some Spongebob ones Brome.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I have Spongebob socks, oh and some Stitch ones
Like little Stitch but justStitch.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
I think mine are just SpBob, and there's another
cartoon I forgot.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
It'd be like that High Moments, yes.
How was your day, though?
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Oh, my day was pretty good.
I went to take my TSI test forcollege Nice.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
To see we're about to have an educated bitch in the
house.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
I'm for real going for psychology.
Okay, I'm going to be a realtherapist, but um, oh shit.
Therapist, I know I need to goto therapy too.
But um no, I went ahead and wastaking my writing and my math
because I failed it the firsttime, because fuck that, that
(04:02):
shit is hard.
I did not study because I waslike I know this shit.
I went to high school for fouror five years ago.
I do not remember shit, but soI I went ahead and talked to
like an advisor there, becauseI'm not trying to redo that all
the time, even though it's free,I just hate testing.
Nothing gave me anxiety,low-key.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Yeah, yeah, I'll study day and night for whatever
test and then when I come totake the test, I don't know shit
.
Bitch, one time I misspelled myname, no mommas.
I'm fucking nervous, as I was.
It's like something overpowersme that.
(04:42):
I can't fucking function whenit comes to a test, but like you
ask me those same questionslike on a regular day, I'll be
able to answer it.
As long as I don't know, it'snot a test.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Really.
Yeah, see, mine is the kind oflike an opposite.
So I will go ahead and study ashit ton that whenever I see the
test, like what I, I memorizedit, how to do it.
So I'm looking at it and I'mlike this is a little too easy
bro, like why is this too easy?
Speaker 1 (05:12):
Because I fucking studied oh yeah, whenever I feel
too easy, I feel like I'm doingit wrong.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Yes.
So I'm like over here fuckingsecond guessing myself and I'm
like I don't know.
And then they're like like yougot them wrong.
Why'd you second guess yourself?
I'm like I don't know, why'dyou make it so easy?
Like it's not, like everybodyelse is like easy bitch.
I was struggling, I'm sweating,I'm like man, fuck you, I get
(05:39):
it.
So I'm so fucking giddy I wasjust tripping the fuck out.
That's whenever you know thatyou're doing good.
If it's easy, just roll alongwith it.
You know the material.
That's school advice.
I'm gonna start bringing thatshit around cause now I'm gonna
be in school.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
I know it's pretty cool.
I think it's cool that you'regoing to school for something
that you wanna do.
I lost my thought, but I dothink that it's pretty cool.
You're gonna go back to schoolto do something that you
actually want to do.
You know since you because youalready have school experience
for other stuff yeah, I didmedical stuff too yeah, but you
(06:20):
mentioned, I liked it yeahlow-key, like it was pretty cool
.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
It was just like a different type of emotion that I
would get out of it, likenursing homes, like there's a
little bit of sadness mixed inthere.
Yeah, phlebotomy it's justblood, but like it's hard to get
a job in that.
And so it's just like, eh, I'mgoing to go back to school and I
was going to go back for RNbecause I know I can go back to
school, and I was going to goback for RN Like I wanted to use
(06:47):
their program because theyoffer schooling help.
Okay.
So I'm like, oh, yeah, bro, soshout out to them to the beep.
But yeah, so they go ahead andoffer me help.
And shit, I got high.
I'm like, fuck, where was I?
Speaker 1 (07:09):
elevator music, okay, I mean.
Well, you know, I'm excitedthough like overall I'm excited
cause it's.
I just think it's exciting whensomebody starts a new journey
because it's exciting.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
It is exciting it's nerve wracking is exciting.
It's nerve-wracking too,because I don't like new
experiences.
Speaker 1 (07:28):
It's like, oh shit, I get it, I think, because I can
understand that nervousexcitement is what makes me
excited for you, I know, becauseit's just like it's so exciting
bitch, I know.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
I'm like look, I have a backpack now.
Okay, you fucking excited bitch.
I know I'm like girl.
Speaker 1 (07:44):
I'm going to be carried off Like look, I have a
backpack now.
Okay, you fucking nerdy bitch,for real.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
I'm like let me get my notes Right, fucking
highlighters and colored pensand shit.
For real, I do have flatpencils.
Oh, I love it.
I'm like I'll be coloring andshit, I'm like eh.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
I I have markers.
I like to color with markers,but I do have coloring pencils
that I'm in.
I have them both.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
And I have crayons.
I don't have crayons, but I dothe coloring pencils for shading
and stuff.
Speaker 1 (08:16):
But you know what really grinds my gears?
Speaker 2 (08:21):
No.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
For who?
Let's get into today's segmentof what grinds Karina's gears
People that smack.
People that just smack withlike this why, why?
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Just close your mouth .
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Yeah, Don't be nasty Like.
I do understand that, oh,they're kids, but as a chiquito,
you're supposed to teach themat a certain age, so you need to
know how to close with yourmouth closed.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:57):
So it's just like if your kid is 10 years old and I
can hear them smacking, it'slike it's.
I'm not gonna say anythingbecause it's your kid, but I am
gonna be so fucking bothered.
Speaker 2 (09:11):
Yeah, you're like too bothered and you're like I
don't want to eat.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
Yeah, I'm just sitting there like I have a kind
of fart and I'm just like ugh,Like stop, and then I just be
staring at the kid Like are yougonna shut up?
Yeah, like, are you gonna stopfucking eating like, stop eating
like just stop eating.
Speaker 2 (09:30):
Give me the goddamn food.
I'm like you know what.
You look full enough.
Yeah, I'm hungry.
Fuck you, wait until the adultsare done eating for real like
fuck out of here.
Like I work hard, I work hard,I deserve to eat first.
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
But, like, if I know you, I'm going to say something.
I'm like, can you I'll say shit, I'm like, can you stop
smacking?
You're smacking, I hear youeating.
Can you close your mouth?
Ugh bitch, close your mouth.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
That's embarrassing though, Like imagine, but don't
be smacking.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
Now there's certain food that it's hard to prevent
not smacking.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
Like what.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Like, um, like when it's something that you really
have to like suck on, you kindof like, you know, like it's the
certain I feel, like there'scertain foods that you really
can't help to make that likesmacking noise.
Speaker 2 (10:25):
So I feel like those.
Speaker 1 (10:25):
like those foods, I understand.
Really can't help to make thatsmacking noise.
Like those foods, I understand,but if you're eating a fucking
burger, Why'd you say that I'mlike McDonald's?
If you're eating a fuckingMcDouble from McDonald's, I
shouldn't hear you smacking.
You know, like I don't know,unless you're.
(10:46):
You know Like I don't know,unless you're fucking chimuelo,
then I guess that's a lot oftongue action, I guess.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
Chimuelo.
What the fuck, Pobrecito.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
What is that thing that grinds Malaney's gears?
Yes, girl, me too.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
That also grinds my gears.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
I'm demonstrating no Slow-ass drivers, bro, bro, oh
my god Get out the fucking wayyo, lo que me imputa más, me
estresan Look I got oh yeah, Ican't look, but look I got
(11:34):
goosebumps.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
For real.
Like I feel my blood boilingalready.
I'm like hold on.
Fucking Hades over here, myhair's about to just For real,
I'm like I'm going to get to thecar already.
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Man, I'd be like who's in my way Not for real.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Just get close to the other car.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Ready to play bumper cars with you hoes For real?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
No, I mean, okay, I understand, you know, if there's
traffic.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (11:59):
Like si hay tráfico.
Okay, you know what.
Take it easy, my friend.
Yeah.
Relax, you know what.
Take it easy, my friend.
Yeah, if it's like cruise timein the morning, the other lanes
are open, I ain't gonna be onyour ass I'll just get over but
if you are in the middle to theleft lane middle to the left
lane.
Speaker 1 (12:18):
Oh my god, why you are going underneath the fucking
speed limit.
Bitch, I'm gonna ride going toride that ass, oh my.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
God, I'm going to be behind your ass, I'm going to be
flashing you and I'm going tobe like and I have a little car.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
And I'm not going to be flashing you in a good way,
like I'm going to be flashingyou with my titties, I'm going
to be flashing you with my highbeams.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Bitch, for real, I'm going to invest in some high,
high beams, and I'm going toblind you.
Speaker 1 (12:45):
I already got those high beams.
See, it's because you got a newcar.
No, that's my man's car.
He got me some.
He put new lights on my.
It's funny, he put new lightson my car, on my truck, and
people think I get flash all thetime because they think they're
my high beams.
Speaker 2 (13:05):
But they're my regular lights.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
Oh, you have those because when I have my high
beams they're brighter see youknow what that's?
Speaker 2 (13:11):
another fucking uh thing.
Fuck you, bro, because I hatethat, because I have so much bad
stigmatism that the low beamsthat y'all have are fucking high
beams and I'm like you, fuckingbitch, let me turn on mine.
And they're not high beam,they're shit.
I have shit lights, so I lookstupid.
(13:32):
I don't give a fuck.
I was like I look so stupidover here trying to turn on some
not high beam lights and belike here's a little lucy thing.
Speaker 1 (13:43):
You're like man you blind me muscle like I know when
people try to, when people likeflash their headbeats at me
because they think I have myheadbeats, I don't flash them
back because I know that myshit's gonna be brighter.
I just be like sorry, go yellat my husband.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
Yeah, he's the motherfucker that put him on
like she was like I'm justtrying to get home yeah man,
fuck you, do it for my sakeBecause, like, if we go opposite
directions, I'm going to belike God.
You know what the fuck she'slike.
Oh, my bad, let me just turnoff and you actually turn bright
.
Speaker 1 (14:16):
You know that sometimes sometimes I don't do
it all the time Sometimes likeand I know too, when I go out
and I come and like I'm in thedrive-thru, I turn my lights off
because I can see that they'resitting like on people's, like
fucking rearview mirrors andshit.
And they're over here, yeah, soI turn my lights off for them,
Like sometimes.
Thank you, yeah, sometimes I do, Like I don't do it on purpose.
(14:37):
I try to ride behind, Like Itry to ride behind trucks, or
like I try to keep my distanceLike I don't.
I think I'm a pretty gooddriver.
I don't try to be an asshole,but I love to be an asshole.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
I know, no, and it's not even like.
Sometimes it really it's noteven their fault, it's just fuck
you for having them, becausethey hurt.
Back in business, Okay whatwere we talking about, though?
Who grinds your gears?
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Oh yeah, business.
Okay, what are we talking about, though?
Who grinds your gears?
Oh yeah, what grinds my gears?
Yeah, what grinds yours.
I already said um, okay, sothat the okay.
So hold on.
I gotta add some stuff to thedriving, though.
Okay, my thing that grinds mygears is like I'm going a speed
limit right it's not even thefact that I'm it, like it
doesn't even have to be when I'mspeeding, because even when I'm
going, the speed limitmotherfuckers do that to me, you
(15:33):
know.
So I'm going and like the thingis like I know that you see me
coming and I know that you seehow fast I'm coming and you
should know whether you're gonnahave time or not to get over,
and then you get over right, andthen you slow down.
I don't know if you ever hadthose those I won't say those
customers, those drivers willget over and like there's nobody
(15:56):
in front of them and, forwhatever reason, they step on
the brakes just for a little bityes, it's like why are you
breaking?
There's nobody behind you.
You know that I'm about to beon your ass.
This is when you're supposed tobe.
Metal pedal to the metal baby.
What are you doing?
for real like I hate that, orlike they'll speed up to get
over and then they slow downyeah, like they'll just speed up
(16:18):
enough to like move over andthen they just stay there.
Yeah, and I'm like bitch,continue to speed yeah, like you
could have just waited until Ipassed you.
You could have just sat there,you know, or?
Speaker 2 (16:29):
literally when there's no one behind you, like
you're it, you're, you're thelast one.
And then they're like now I'mgonna cut you off.
You know, bitch, why?
Speaker 1 (16:37):
just you see me coming, you see me I know you
saw me wait for that truck forreal.
Like you see me, bitch.
Like I know you see me, like Iknow you see the light was going
, for real I'm like I got I evengot my lights fixed, so you
could see that I'm right dude,and that's another thing.
That's another thing whenmotherfuckers get mad at me
(16:58):
because I don't let them over,because I didn't know that they
were trying to get over.
Yes, like, don't have to pincha signal, like motherfucker I
don don't read, como dicen mytherapist, I'm not a mind reader
bitch.
Thank you very much.
Speaker 2 (17:10):
Use your professional legal.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
Yes, that's the whole point of a thousand
motherfuckers in there Not tocollect dust, not to collect
your little, your little keychains and the bitches's, not
for your ligas.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
Oh, I bet you put my ligas on the bitch.
Yeah, me too, but I still useit.
You know what I'm saying?
Speaker 1 (17:31):
It's not just a liga holder, because you turn it into
it.
It's still a fucking signal.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
Use the motherfucker, yes use it, because pa eso
están.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
And if you're scared of being the freeway, then don't
get in that bitch.
There's no fucking reason.
You're scared of being thefreeway, then don't get in that
bitch.
There's no fucking reasonyou're going 30 on a freeway.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Or just stay on the very right lane, because that
hole is for the slower driversFor you, slow drivers no pasa
nada if you're driving.
Look if you're actually abeginning driver.
Pon ese pinche sticker on theback of your car.
I won't even get mad, I'll belike sabes que You're learning.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
Not get mad.
I'll be like.
Sabes que you're learning, okay, even that you can turn your
hazard lights on and people willjust go around.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Yes, like like even if we're going fast, we'll still
see that shit.
Yeah, and we're like okay,we'll adjust, we'll even slow
down if yeah, yeah yeah, that'snot on you, like that will be on
us yes, like be fucking smart.
Speaker 1 (18:25):
if you're gonna be driving in here, be fucking
smart, because you'll be pissingme the fuck off, Y'all be
making me ram y'all Like y'allbe making me want to play bumper
cars.
Speaker 2 (18:33):
Y'all want me to want to get a troca.
I swear I'm gonna get amamalona for that shit.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Bro, I be telling Jonathan, add a fucking girl to
my car.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
And he does not because he knows that.
He knows that I will hit thecar.
No, I would do.
Follow me.
Hell, no bitch, I'd have mymonster truck.
I'm like you know what?
I'm gonna run over your car,fuck you.
I'm like you think it's funny,you think you can slash my tires
.
I'm gonna slash your car.
How about that?
No, my, I'm fucking dead.
I swear.
Speaker 1 (19:10):
Why do I feel like we're gonna get in trouble with
this episode?
Speaker 2 (19:13):
For real.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
I haven't heard they're gonna be like these
bitches is crazy Look.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
I'm in an anger management class.
No, mama, hey, I'm going totherapy.
Yes, we're dealing with ourshit.
Okay, yeah, dealing with ourshit.
Okay, yeah, we don't doanything about it.
Prosat, hey, at least I have alook.
Don't even come at me, becauseI have a little ass car.
Speaker 1 (19:35):
I literally have a little ass car.
Speaker 2 (19:36):
I have a horse truck this is why I have a little ass
car.
But I can.
I can get mad at my car.
All you see is a little hell.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
No, bro.
What's another thing thatgrinds your ears?
Speaker 2 (19:58):
okay, oh, I got one.
Speaker 1 (19:59):
I got one, sorry, before I forget.
This is gonna be really nasty,but it's for all you nasty
bitches A ver.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
Cuéntanos.
Speaker 1 (20:11):
Whenever you started your period, were you ever
properly shown how to dispose ofthat?
Yes, okay, can you tell us whatyou thought?
Speaker 2 (20:24):
Like who showed you.
Speaker 1 (20:34):
I'm not not gonna lie that um, it was on youtube.
Okay, see, I learned that stuffin fifth grade in school oh,
about my period and stuff.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
So they taught you in school yeah, they showed.
Speaker 1 (20:42):
They showed us, like they showed us the pad, but they
didn't really show us how todispose of it.
My mom's didn't really show ushow to dispose of it.
My mom's the one that showed mehow to dispose of it.
But like yeah, so how did youlearn?
So what are your techniques?
Do you still use thosetechniques, or have you?
Speaker 2 (20:55):
changed your ways so I don't use.
This is a little TMI, but Idon't use tampons that much
because they hurt my stomach.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
I don't like tampons.
Speaker 2 (21:07):
Yeah, so I don't really use them that much, but
whenever I do like, let's say,I'm going to the beach or
something, I'll put it back inlike the little bolsita, and
then I'll put it in the, in the,in the bag or whatever, yeah,
or si no tengo, like a bolsita,like its own container, to put
it in, because I usually use theel plastiquito from the
(21:29):
previous the new one, yeah orI'll use toilet paper lo enredo
un poquito, and then I'll put itin the in the little side bag
right, and then that's it.
Pads es la misma cosa.
La envuelves like you go aheadand fold it yeah and then you
put in the plastic or the toiletpaper yeah, in the bag, okay,
so that's exactly what I do.
Speaker 1 (21:49):
I don't use tampons at all.
I tried them and I they feelvery uncomfortable and they were
like you're not supposed tofeel it and I was like it.
No, me as well, like I'm okaywith it, but I do feel it and
it's very uncomfortable.
I don't like the feeling, sothat's why I don't like.
That's why I don't wear them.
Um, I am a big like pad girlpads on my ship pads, uh, and
(22:12):
panty liners they're meant to goto for sure, um, but that's the
way that I was taught.
Like, if I'm taking off a dirtypad, I opened the new one and
the plastic wrap paper thingthat the new one comes with, I
rolled the used one into thereand then I wrapped that in
(22:32):
toilet paper and then I stick itin the trash can and then
that's it.
Yeah, so I just assume thateverybody knew that it should be
like that.
But then I get to meet thesewomen that I go to the restroom.
They have bean chip pad allstraight out laid out and open.
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Like it's beautiful, like Iknow it's natural and I get it
hashtag women support women, butlike that's just nasty.
Like it's just it's in the samecategory.
Like if you take a shit, Idon't want to go into the
restroom, and like I expect youto flip it a little bit so I
don't see your shit yeah, atleast put a toilet paper over it
(23:15):
.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Yeah, like I don't like.
Speaker 1 (23:18):
I think it's like or or or.
Or.
Like the ones kids.
They don't clean the toiletseat after them.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:29):
Like, do you not look at the toilet?
Did you not see that you didn'tflush all the way?
Did you not see that you left astain here and there?
Like I'm not understanding.
Speaker 2 (23:38):
Yeah, so like usually , I do look Like.
I don't like to use that likesea cover thing.
It feels weird on my butt.
No people fucking be sitting onthat.
Speaker 1 (23:46):
I don't like to use that like seat cover thing it
feels weird on my butt.
Speaker 2 (23:48):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
People fucking be sitting on that.
I don't.
I don't know.
Depending on where I'm going, Idon't always sit, I just squat.
Speaker 2 (23:53):
Yeah, like I'll squat or I'll sit, yeah, but I don't
use that like little paper coverthing, but I do usually like go
and wipe it out of habitbecause that, because girls like
sometimes they'll get up andthey don't wipe like they don't
wipe their seat Like bitch Iknow you felt that drop, yeah,
like you feel it, you see it,yeah, it's like, yeah, like
(24:15):
bitch, just clean up afteryourself, Don't?
Speaker 1 (24:18):
be nasty, Like what the hell we calling y'all out
that's.
And the thing is like thesewomen that are nasty are turning
around and having daughters.
Yeah, like, and it's just like,that's just gross.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
I'm like.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
I hope your daughter learns better, because I can
never Like I don't, I just, Idon't know Wrap that shit up and
it's not.
It's not even just that.
As women, you know that thatshit stinks, especially on those
heavy flow days.
So just leaving it out in theopen with your toilet paper,
like even when you wipe usuallywhenever I'm on my, on my period
(24:53):
and I'm white, I usually try toflush all of that down the
toilet.
Sometimes I try you know,tampoco, I'm not trying to clog
the restroom up, yeah, but like,whenever I throw it in the
trash, can I try to flip itaround, like I try to make sure
that you don't see it like yeahat least, at least at work or
(25:14):
when you're in somebody else'shouse even in your own house.
Don't be nasty, well the thingis like nobody can tell you what
to do at your house but atleast respect the other rooms
that you share with other people, like work areas or when you go
to somebody's house.
Like I wouldn't like forsomebody to come to my house and
leave their pad out like that.
Like, if you're in my house, Iwould definitely call you out.
(25:37):
I'm like girl, I'm going toneed you to go fix that pad,
Like that's not okay.
Speaker 2 (25:41):
Yeah, that's nasty.
Speaker 1 (25:43):
If anybody gets to do that, it's me, and I don't do
that.
Yeah, like that's nasty.
If anybody gets to do that it'sme, and I don't do that, so
nobody gets to do that.
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
So it's like get the fuck out of here Like go, yeah,
no, because yeah, I would callsomeone out on that shit too, If
they do that at my house, I'mlike you're going to.
Speaker 1 (26:01):
That's nasty.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Can you step in the bathroom with me real quick?
That's nasty, can you step?
In the bathroom with me realquick.
Speaker 1 (26:05):
Mm-hmm, I'm like I'll at least call you out in there,
but don't be gross, mm-hmm, mymind just went away.
Speaker 2 (26:12):
I don't mind too Okay , so what's another pit before
you?
I want to say, like people, no,that sounds rude.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
No, I felt that.
I felt that Like sometimespeople are just too fucking.
People mean like sit the fuckdown, like just like you're
doing too much, just chill yeah,just what do you need?
To breathe and be quiet be like.
Speaker 2 (26:40):
You know what I mean in your face real quick.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Then be like uh yes.
Relax, chill.
Yeah, now I felt that Causesometimes like it just be going,
like it just too much, be goingon for no reason, and it's just
like like y'all, what the hellyeah.
Can we just all go back homeand restart the?
Day, yeah, like, because it'slike y'all are all tripping
(27:05):
right now Like I need everybodyto go ahead and stop.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
We're going to go ahead and take five seconds to
All right.
All right, are we good?
All right, next person.
What's up?
Speaker 1 (27:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:17):
Because sometimes too many people be just coming at
you.
You're like hey, yo que hice.
I'm coming in here with liketranquila vibes.
Speaker 1 (27:27):
Honestly, now that you bring that up, it reminds me
of whenever I have customers inthe morning and then, like I'd
be straight, having like areally good mood, like I'm
chilling, I'm smiling.
We going in.
Yeah, it's a good ass day, youknow like especially.
(27:55):
Yeah, I know, I know I'm likebitch especially when you get
that morning head and it is topnotch.
You know what I'm saying?
I thought you were talkingabout this.
Oh well, yeah, that too, that'severy morning, that's every
morning.
Yeah, that's every morning.
I smoke every morning.
But it'd just be amazing.
(28:18):
I've been going there cheesingfrom ear to ear and then
customers would come in and tryto roll my day.
And then I love it, right,because I just sit there and I
just look at them.
Speaker 2 (28:29):
Still smiling.
Speaker 1 (28:30):
Still smiling and I'm like well, sir, I already told
you what I can do for you, Iunderstand.
And then the thing is like theykeep repeating themselves over
and over and, over and overagain and they keep like
demanding questions, likeanswers, but I'll be like well,
I understand, and I'm not, andI'm just like oh well, then you
(28:51):
know, I just let them stop andwhenever they're done, like
talking, I'd be like Iunderstand, and then I just be
like but I already told you, andthen I'll give them their
explanation, and then I'll sithere and repeat and I already
know that, because how you justsat here and said blah, blah,
blah, and I literally readeverything that they just been
talking about.
For the last five minutes backat them and I was like so
(29:12):
because of that, this is what Ican offer you and I'm like and
if you don't like that, then Idon't tell you.
I guess you gotta go somewhereelse.
Yeah, and sometimes my managerlike looks at me and then I'm
just like you want to help thembecause I don't understand what
you're going to do differentthat I can't do different like
respectfully you know, like,sometimes, like sometimes I can
(29:36):
try a little harder withcustomers, for sure.
But, like, if I know that Ican't fucking offer them more
than what I literally can offerthem, I'm not going to go back
and forth with you.
This is what I can do.
If you don't like what I'msaying, you're most welcome to
go to a different location sothey can tell you the same thing
in a different fucking accent.
(29:57):
I don't give a fuck, go onsomewhere.
Yeah, like you're going toreport me for what?
Because I did my job, okay,whoop.
Next, fuck off my face.
Speaker 2 (30:09):
It's because people like que le estés lambiendo.
Yeah, and baby, I'm not the oneI know.
Speaker 1 (30:12):
I'm in my journey of peace, peace and love yeah and
hashtag violence is not theanswer.
But, baby, I'm not the one.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
No, but with me it doesn't start.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
Yeah, Because I'm going to entertain it and I'm
going to have fun Like.
The only one that's reallygoing to be mad is just really
you, Because at the end of theday, I'm going to be laughing
about it.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
And then I still got paid yeah.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
And I still got my job.
Yeah, Like I love it whencustomers call and they tell me
they came away a morir.
Yeah, and I'd be like, yes,girl.
And you'd be like you thinkthis is funny?
And I'm like, am I laughing?
I'm not understanding.
Did I say that you were funny?
Like I don't think you're veryfunny because I would have been
laughing.
I love to laugh.
You're actually kind of likewasting my time right now, so
(31:01):
like are you done?
And then you're like you don'tknow who you're messing with.
Oh, I know who you're messingwith.
I know exactly who I'm messingwith.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
I have your profile right here.
Speaker 1 (31:09):
Yeah, like I know where you live now.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
I have your information right here.
Speaker 1 (31:13):
That's a social, not for real.
Speaker 2 (31:15):
Like I, literally have your I.
Speaker 1 (31:17):
I literally know you look like I know you bitch, like
you don't know who you'refucking with.
You don't know the power that Ihave on my little computer, my
littleclickety-clack-clack-clack.
Speaker 2 (31:27):
I'm going to be like you know what your car's repo?
Speaker 1 (31:31):
For real.
I actually have the repo, thetoy company on my phone Like I
can literally text them apicture of your phone and be
like this is Warrior and you getto pick it up and it gets done.
I get cars repollected all thefucking time, just by texting
them a picture.
Baby, you don't know who you'remissing.
Speaker 2 (31:49):
I'm like for real.
I'm like make me mad bitch.
Speaker 1 (31:54):
Even my manager should be like.
Speaker 2 (32:02):
Kar, get that car towed and I'd be like what car
who?
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Where I heard my name , I'm already texting him I'm
like which one next Yep.
Speaker 2 (32:06):
I'm like I was just keeping an eye on this one car.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
Como siempre, they come in and they try to be all
nice to me, right, try to benice to us.
They'll be like oh hey, wedidn't know, we didn't know
Whatever, and I it'd be nice.
So they'd be like oh hey, wedidn't know, we didn't know
whatever, and I'd just be like Idon't know.
Tell your man, there's signseverywhere.
And then they'd be like oh,fuck you, you fat bitch, and I'm
like you fat too, motherfucker.
I'm like do you not seeyourself?
Speaker 2 (32:32):
and be like okay you don't know.
Speaker 1 (32:35):
And then they'd be the same guys.
They'd be having their wivescome talk shit, but it'd be like
some fat bitches that'd befatter than me.
And I'm like you for reals,right now, for real, be like sir
, like y'all, both, some fatbitches, get the fuck out of
here.
Get the fuck out of here.
I'm like sabes que Ni te quierohablar tampoco, no yeah, like
(32:55):
for real, Like you're beingracist against our own fat
community people For real.
Speaker 2 (33:02):
I'm like I'm going to lunch.
No, for real.
I'm like you got this, I got togo, and you'll be making eye
contact as you're like I'm goingto go microwave my comida.
Speaker 1 (33:12):
Mm-hmm, I have.
I have hanged up on customers.
I've gotten so mad and I'vehanged up on them.
And I've gotten so mad and I'vehanged up on them and I've
turned around to my manager.
I'm like I'm going on break.
She was like yeah, go ahead andtake a five.
Speaker 2 (33:25):
Yeah, I'd be like you know what?
Yeah, go Actually please.
Speaker 1 (33:29):
She'd be like okay, what time is it then?
And like we were kind of busybut I had gotten so mad at
literally sat there and I waslike like I was begging the
phone like on the phone thing,yeah, because he pissed me off.
So fucking bad, bro like was hejust being like, like he just
like, like I was, I literallydid exactly what he wanted me to
(33:54):
do.
And he was like no, that's notwhat I want you to do.
I want you to do this and thisand this, and I'm like that's
not what I want you to do.
I want you to do this and thisand this.
And I'm like that's literallywhat I'm saying, like I'm not
understanding what you're notunderstanding.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
I'm like okay.
Speaker 1 (34:07):
We were just going back and forth and he was just
getting mad at me and I wasgetting frustrated because I was
literally what?
Like?
I already did that Like theseare the cards that we're going
to move, because those's the carthat you want, the car that
you're not.
Speaker 2 (34:20):
I'm already telling you what you ask, I'm repeating
you.
Speaker 1 (34:23):
Yeah, so it's just like.
This is how much it will be forall of those cars, type of
thing.
He's just like no, no, no, Igot so mad that you're like man,
fuck you.
Because he was just like es queno me, entiendes que estas
mensa?
And I was just like and I saidI just started, I just I just
started, like.
(34:43):
I just started banging the phoneand I was like, I was like I'm
taking a break, and she said andthen I left.
I left for the hour.
I came back and you know, likeit honestly didn't even piss me
off, it just made me laugh.
Yeah, when, just made me laugh.
Yeah, when I came back, she waslike he paid it, yeah, and I'm
like what the fuck?
What the fuck did you do?
(35:04):
And she was like I literallytold him the same thing.
You told me he said okay, thatwas fine, but it's like the same
customer that always gives methat trouble like yeah, he just
doesn't like you but like, butthe thing is like he keeps
coming to me.
It's like, bro, you know whatI'm saying.
And it's just like, what are wedoing here?
(35:26):
Like, do you love to frustrateme?
Like you know, see, like Idon't, and it's just like I hate
that I let him get mefrustrated.
But it's like I, just one ofthese days, bro, one of these
days I'm gonna slap a shit athim for real.
Speaker 2 (35:42):
I'm like one of these days that's gonna be the day
that I'm doing one day mywindow's gonna be gone and I'm
just gonna, you're gonna be inreaching distance.
Let me just say that you know,one day I'm just to accidentally
pull my cord a little bit onyour way out.
Ah te caíste, you got yourselfright, all right.
Speaker 1 (36:05):
next, no, for real.
Oh, I thought you had a moscaon your forehead.
For real, yeah, era bispa, yeah.
Speaker 2 (36:16):
You said you were allergic.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Yeah, my bad, my bad, I thought you were choking.
I was trying to unchoke you.
Yeah, you're like I'm here.
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Yo te estoy ahogando, wey, ¿qué te pasa?
He's like.
He's like, bitch, get the fuckoff me.
He's like ¿te estabas ahogando.
Speaker 1 (36:35):
¿qué te pasó?
Speaker 2 (36:35):
What happened.
Speaker 1 (36:36):
Friend, here you some water.
Bro, a happy friend, here yousome water.
Just kidding, we love you, no,for real.
So no, you talking about, justkidding, I'm like for real.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
I'm like bitch, I'm trying to save you.
Hold on your manager.
Your customer is gonna behearing this in the background.
They'll be like anyways, let itnot sit.
She's like let me just sit back, man.
Speaker 1 (37:07):
I love some of my customers though I do some of
them are great, some of them areamazing.
Okay, so, um, another pet peevethat I can.
I guess that I can say that Ihave.
Is it a pet peeve?
I don't even know it's thepeople like the americans and
(37:30):
the mexicans like americansassume that I don't know english
, and then mexicans assume thatI don't know spanish.
The fuck yeah yeah, like I'vebeen in both situations where,
like americans are talking aboutme in english because they feel
like I don't know english, andthen I'll like, like I'll say
(37:52):
something and they'll be like oh, oh, no, like they will try,
like they try to play it off,and it it's like bitch, I heard
you, like you're literally infront of me, and then I've
gotten it where, like I'm infront or behind Mexicans and
(38:16):
they're talking about me inSpanish and I'll say something
to them in Spanish, and likethey're talking about me in
Spanish and I'll say somethingto them in Spanish, and like
luego, luego.
They're like Ugh, oof.
Like they make their faces andthey're just like huffing and
puffing, but they don't sayanything.
Speaker 2 (38:29):
You know I'll be like bitch.
You could at least apologize.
Speaker 1 (38:30):
Yeah, I'll be like my bad, I didn't know.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
you spoke Spanish, no .
Speaker 1 (38:41):
Sorry, I said't understand Like.
Yeah no, low-key.
Speaker 2 (38:46):
Because, like there was a time whenever I was first
starting at my job and they werelike hey, can you come and
translate?
And I was like translate what,like Spanish?
And I was like I don't knowSpanish, they're like oh really,
I just assumed.
And I was like I don't knowSpanish, they're like, oh really
, I just assumed.
I'm like yeah, bitch, I gave memy two dollars, let me
(39:09):
translate.
Speaker 1 (39:10):
I'm like yo cobro no for real.
Speaker 2 (39:12):
But like, yeah, people just be assuming shit
like that you don't know, orthey be assuming shit that you
do know and I'm like you mightbe right, but fuck you.
Speaker 1 (39:21):
I have a habit of just talking Spanglish.
Oh yeah, so I'll automaticallystart talking Spanish to
everybody.
It's not just with Mexicans.
Today I went, I didn't goanywhere, I was helping a
customer and he was, he's, black, and I'm talking to him, and
(39:43):
I'm talking to him in Englishand out of nowhere I started
talking to him in Spanish andthen he's like, and then, like
my co-workers started likelaughing and then I realized
that I was talking to him inSpanish and I was just like, oh
my bad.
And then I repeated everythingthat I said and we kind of just
laughed it off.
And then when I gave him hispaperwork, he was like you
(40:06):
thought I was mexican, and I wasjust like I sure did.
Speaker 2 (40:10):
No, I did.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
I thought you were understanding my bad yeah, so
it's just like that's just me,though.
Like I do it, I do it so often,like it's so regular at my job.
Like my job, I deal with a lotof spanglish.
Like a lot of my customers talkenglish and spanish, so they
talk both of them to me at thesame time.
Speaker 2 (40:31):
So you just so I just do it like.
Speaker 1 (40:33):
I even do it to my mother-in-law.
I do it to jonathan like it's,like.
That's one of the ways thathe's learned.
Speaker 2 (40:38):
He's been able to learn spanish it was like I just
throw it in there and he's justlike he catches it, yeah
sometimes he'll be like, wait,you're going too fast, and I'm
like what?
Speaker 1 (40:48):
and then I'm like, oh , and then I'll say it in
english, like I don't like justdon't think about it yeah, and
it's so crazy because he catchesme doing it all the time and he
calls it out because I don'teven notice, like I'll be
watching something on TV andlike the audio be in English but
the subtitles be in Spanish.
But like I don't catch itbecause I understand it, or it
(41:08):
would be the opposite.
Like the audio in Spanish andthe subtitles in English and,
like I don't even Well, I catchthat one.
I catch that one whenever it'son in Spanish audio and in
English subtitles, Because theybe translating shit so fucking
wrong.
Yes, I'm like.
That is not what that means.
Yes, that one makes me, yeah,that one kind of makes me
(41:30):
irritated, but when it's theopposite, like whenever it's
like English audio and Spanishsubtitles, it's actually kind of
accurate, so it's like itdoesn't really bother me.
Speaker 2 (41:48):
See, I've been doing that just to learn how to read
spanish.
Nice, so yeah, it's just alittle hack, yeah okay, because
I can't read it for shit, and solike I'm like it comes on very
fast.
But since I'm hearing it inenglish, I like translate it in
spanish.
I'm like so, this is what itshould sound like.
And then I'm reading it and I'mlike okay, yeah, that's what it
says.
Speaker 1 (42:03):
Nice.
I like subtitles becausesometimes we're talking to you.
Whoa scary.
Speaker 2 (42:13):
I like subtitles because sometimes here's a
despicable joke just for you.
Why did the minions give Groobblue banana peels for his
birthday?
He needed some new slippers.
Oh my god bro, oh hell, no manwhat the fuck and for more
despicable me jokes andsurprises, you just say enable
(42:35):
the despicable me.
Speaker 1 (42:38):
I fucking love that.
I think that is a perfect wayto wrap this up what the fuck?
Speaker 2 (42:48):
for real, I'm like el fantasma.
Speaker 1 (42:51):
I don't even know what I was gonna say anymore.
I tried to say it twice andthat bitch said negative.
I got a joke for you bitchesfor real.
Speaker 2 (43:00):
she's like actually let me take the floor, right.
Speaker 1 (43:04):
That shit.
Speaker 2 (43:06):
She said can I say something real quick?
Speaker 1 (43:13):
I don't even understand what she said I
didn't either.
Speaker 2 (43:16):
She said something about this fickle me joke.
Speaker 1 (43:18):
Something about Minion and Banana and some
slippers.
I was like what bitch.
Speaker 2 (43:24):
Repeat yourself.
Speaker 1 (43:25):
That was not funny bro, I am laughing I don't need
to hear that joke again.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
I'm gonna be like what did you say to me?
Speaker 1 (43:37):
I'm so.
What did you say about my mamabitch?
No, for real.
What'd you say about my mamabitch?
Speaker 2 (43:40):
for real.
What did you say about GrooseFeet?
Speaker 1 (43:44):
no, for real.
Damn, that's crazy y'all.
But like, hey, that's, that'show it be over here for real.
Speaker 2 (43:51):
I'm like we got ghosts hell.
Speaker 1 (43:52):
Yeah, you know, I wouldn't be surprised if I have
ghosts in my house.
I'm not calling anybody whoknows, don't fuck you with a
bitch For real.
But if there is ghosts in myhouse, they haven't been messing
with me.
I don't mess with them.
So they may just be roamingspirits around that just are
doing their thing, and I'm okaywith that.
(44:13):
Yeah, you do, you, bro?
Yeah, I'm pretty peaceful whenit comes to stuff like that.
Speaker 2 (44:21):
I'm not scared, and if I do get scared I tell
Jonathan and we pray yeah, causeyou know sometimes, yeah,
things stick around, but it'sjust cause they have unfinished
business.
It's not really cause they'rethere to fuck with you yeah,
they're just confused.
Speaker 1 (44:38):
We should talk about that let us know, because
they're there to fuck with you.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Yeah, for sure, they're just confused.
Speaker 1 (44:42):
We should talk about that.
Speaker 2 (44:43):
Ghosts?
Let us know yes.
Speaker 1 (44:45):
If y'all would like to talk about something that we
have experienced, so like toread a story or something, I
think it would be pretty coolDude and I have a ghost story,
so Okay, dun, dun, dun, dun, forreal, for next time Bring, next
time, bring your palomitas Forreal To Rumchata.
Speaker 2 (45:02):
Oh no, I don't like that.
You don't like Rumchata?
Speaker 1 (45:05):
No, and I like that, hoe, whenever they put it in the
hot cocoa.
Speaker 2 (45:12):
No, I don't like cream liquor.
That's the only way to drink it.
It's in hot cocoa, like in coldwinter time.
I'll have to try it no, thatbitch, I'm telling you right now
because I went to the book.
But the gardens, okay, yeah,and for the winter thing with my
homeboy uh-huh, and we went andI tenían bebidas así de
(45:35):
calientes and and they had, uh,liquor drinks for adults and one
of them was hot cocoa and thenlike a tea, like a ginger tea,
and it had like whiskey in it.
Speaker 1 (45:47):
I don't know.
Speaker 2 (45:49):
It smelled good, but the other one was hot cocoa with
rum, or like coffee with rumand with the horchata thing, and
it was.
It actually went so fuckingwell.
It was very cinnamony.
Speaker 1 (46:03):
Oh, oh, but I don't well, okay, If you're lactose it
might hurt your tummy a littlebit.
Oh no, I'm not.
Speaker 2 (46:12):
Okay, well I am, so it hurt my tummy a little bit.
Speaker 1 (46:15):
Oh yeah, because it's like a creamy liquor, like that
roast tequila.
I can't do it because it's acreamy liquor.
Speaker 2 (46:21):
Yeah, dude, I just can't do it.
Speaker 1 (46:23):
I don't know, I don't know.
I think I can wrap my head uparound the fact that it's like a
milk product.
Speaker 2 (46:31):
Mm-hmm.
Speaker 1 (46:31):
I think that's what it is Like.
I've tried it and I just can'tdo it, Mm.
But with that being said,remember to wash your hands,
Because there's a lot of cootiesout here.
Bitches are still gettingprinted from left to right being
nasty and you know it's okay tobe nasty, but just be clean
(46:53):
nasty.
Go fucking shower.
Speaker 2 (46:55):
After it, go pee bitch, take care of yourself.
Speaker 1 (46:59):
Disgusting, don't be gross and stop and stop fucking
cutting me off, you bitches no,for real, you know and you know
what.
Speaker 2 (47:06):
Get on the left lane.
Yeah, for real, just go away.
Bye, fuck, all of y'all that'sfine.
Speaker 1 (47:10):
Yeah, okay, bye, love y'all.
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