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There are 17 school days and 23 regular days left on my sentence. Every day, I wake up imbued with the spirit of movie version William Wallace. FREEDOM!!!!!
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She’s currently on an expedition at one of the globe’s poles, and I greatly miss her. Will I stay under the heat dome of climate change for true love or follow through with my plans to escape this dusty hellhole?
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“Why did I let this happen?” I said to myself in a face-palm, the second I saw a full blown bag lady. She was wearing some kind of sheet-like dress, green crocs, and sporting stringy weird-looking hair. Her lumpy face (heavily filtered in the photos I had seen) was in fact missing an eye.
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The funny thing about taking tighty whities into battle, the couple of times I’ve tried, is that women don’t quite know how to unwrap the goods. White briefs are almost a chastity belt more so than their colored compatriots.
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I grapple with the ethics of stealing $5 from my dad's wallet.
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I can't bring myself to accept an offer.
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I let my friend down at a pivotal moment.
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I met a 25yo Tiki goddess who fetishized me for being old.
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The new year brings new challenges.
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I will never forgive McDonald’s. Capitalism. COVID. And a muscle-mommy.
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She called off a pizza porno, but why?
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Scotia Group delivers. I upset Target team members.
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Scotia Group screws me again.
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I met a woman who works at a grocery store, and as a sex worker, and she stealthed me! Wtf.
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Fifty adults were asked to find a partner and play Rock, Paper, Scissors. The loser of every pair was supposed to fall in line behind the winner, and begin chanting the winner’s name. This continues until two winners meet, both leading a human centipede of 24 losers chanting their name, for the final Rock, Paper, Scissors. Well, I accidentally won.
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I met the ultimate Manic Pixie Dream Girl during spring break while she was vacationing in Arizona.
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I ruin a pair of tighty whities.
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A cosplayer invites me to her bedroom sight unseen.
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A busy young woman asks me to meet her in a hotel room in the city where she works.
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I was on a date at one of Tucson’s three malls, and sometime between dinner at that generic chain restaurant and bowling at that arcade that plays royalty free music I felt a familiar, but feared judder in my stomach.
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