October 31, 2024 • 17 mins
Gleeso from the Screaming Jets calls in.
Damien on how things go wrong.
The Topic Train - sporting injures.
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Speaker 1 (00:02):
The Warrior's Fun Breakfast Jade and Jamien on Wave FM,
powered by Willing Gong Mas Days, better tech, better warranty,
better deals and better after sales care. That's the Will
and Gong mass the Difference.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Kimer Pavilion, November eight. It is own Light, Donkey Gold.
Oh yeah, the Jets, Screaming Jets are coming to town,
coming to my neck.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Of the woods. In fact, they are your next.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
This is great because Chime is starting to put on
some great gigs and it's really good for me because
it means my uber ride home is not very expensive.
It's not in the hundred, it's in the tents, which
I'm so excited about. And the Jets are going to
be here as part of their Lifeblood tour. We've got
Liso on the phone, Go mad.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Aid, Get guys.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Are you doing?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Oh we are great. Good to catch up with you again.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
You're you're becoming a regular on the show, mainly because
you're a busy man. You're constantly on the rule with
all sorts of different shows.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
How you keep your energy.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Bolstered up the music that does it down? You know,
I'm kind of as soon as the music starts up
behind me it doesn't matter whether I'm tie it down, whatever.
It just kind of gets up me and makes me
rock and roll. So that's where I get the energy from.
Otherwise I just sit around waiting for it to happen.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I know that feeling. There's nothing like being on stage. Absolutely,
you know, you get up there and you just go
for it.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
But I mean, I do ballads, you guys, You guys,
you know I can't rely on rock to get me there.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
In the spirit, Damien can sit on a stool and
just plays guitar for the night. And like the whole
lifeblood too, You're set to go hard. So everywhere you go,
you're going to be given one hundred and twenty percent.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
There was a time recently, a couple of years ago,
we were on the road with the Living End, and
they actually enjoyed taking me home because I'd stay around
after we finished the jet finished, and I was singing
with Susie Quattro, et cetera. But they enjoyed taking me
home because they always laughed and had great stories. They
(02:13):
had great stories. But yeah, it's hard to tell them
on the radio without.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Without giving away too much. You know, you've got to
protect the innocent.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
My wife listens to my interviews, you know, right, all right,
I don't want to know that we're getting up to
too much. And again she might pull the pin on it. Yeah,
that's right, you're having too much fun.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
She's like going, this is why you keep signing up
to do all these tours with everyone.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
I mean, I know you're having fun out there.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
There's a rule.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
It's been around for a long time. It goes on tour,
stairs on tour. And you know, even even with wives
and everything, that's the rule. It's never worked and by house,
so you know, okay, here's what I did, here's where
I went.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
The only instance I guess it doesn't work is if
you Dave Groll and the Love Child turns UPRCAL.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Someone said that was the day that rock and rolls
in us and started was when Dave had a child.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
You know what, It's so true.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Dave Davien was like mortified and devastated.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
He was like he was the good guy of rock
and roll.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
He's ruined it for everyone.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Every everyone likes him, you know, he's that guy every
and we all read the book or listened to the
audiobook or whatever it was, and you went away from going.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
This guy's a legend. You know, he's so cool.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Some people might say he actually upped himself.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
That's right, he he just went to another level.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Oh glease, it's always a great time when we have
you on the radio. We so look forward to seeing
you Climart and November eight.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
It's going to be epic.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
I cannot wait to get there. It's it's quite a
quick tour, but we put a few new songs in
the set that we haven't played for a while, so
it's exciting always when you do that and look back
through the catalog of songs that you kind of have
fallen by the white good and revolve them. So we
can't wait to get in here and play some of
those for everyone.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
All right, well you know where to get tickets screaming Jetsofficial,
dot com, dot au. All the tickets are there, all
the details please. Always an absolute pleasure.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
I love it every time. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
The Warriors Fun Breakfast, Jaiden said, tell it by Willing
Gone Mass Day. See the extraordinary c X range of
SUVs at Woo and Gone Mass Day. There's one that's
just right for you.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
As parents. We've all used this expression at different times.
If at first you don't succeed, try try again. We
want it in variations of that, uh huh, because our
kids will come to us at different points and they'll
they'll go, oh, it didn't work out her, Oh my
goodness me. I thought I was going to win, but
I lost, you know, all that kind of stuff, and
you go, look, just keep practicing.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
You know you'll.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Improve, and next time, you never know, you might you
might do really well. You know, we all say these
sort of things. That's right, we do, and we believe it.
We're walking talking cliche. No we are. We are, and
our parents said it exactly right. And I remember when
our parents said it to us.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Like in the case my parents, I would have went,
come on, don't don't give me that nonsense.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
I don't believe that. I want to win everything. I
want to win every single time.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Like even recently, my little daughter Kiki, she had an
audition for something and she was all disappointed. When I
chatted to her about it after us, she said.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Oh, Dad, you know, it just didn't go well.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
My voice had a crackle in it and it cracked
half way through, and I gave her the whole speech.
I said, oh, look, that happens to everyone. You know,
it happens to everyone, And don't worry. Next time, it'll
be fine. And she gave me a look as much.
She said, Dad, you're full crap. Yeah, okay, it doesn't
happen to everyone. It just happens to me.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
It's my pain.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
My pain is real.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
You don't know what it's luck.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
So over the weekend I was in Perth, and I
now have a real story to share with Kiki and
with everybody out there that if at first year.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
You fail, try again. Okay.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Because I was doing a show with an orchestra over
the last while full orchestra, thirty five piece orchestra.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
I had it on stage in Perth.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
The orchestra started playing the music and the whole idea
is they would play the intro music and then I
walk out to start singing the first song. Yeah all right,
And it was beautiful, lush, it was amazing. The music
was incredible. And then I walked out and the audience
went wild.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Take it off, take it off, all that kind of stuff.
You know, that's kind of shy that I was expecting the.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Usual stuff, you know, all the usual stuff, and you
come out and then I started singing a song and
I said, oh, everything's beautiful. And in this particular song
is a song called Blue Angel. It gets a point
where there's a clincher note where it goes you know,
it's one of those sort of notes.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Well, and I hold it for a long, long long.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Time, okay, and the audience go wild, yeah, because that's
that's what they're waiting for.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
They're waiting for that moment.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
So I got to that point and and.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Somebody in the audience yelled out and screwed.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
And I thought that's pretty funny, and so I made
a point of pointing out the audience, remember all right,
still the first song. Remember my man points, Ah, that's hilarious.
And then I decided to get back into the note.
The problem was I went into the a note of
a different song, not the same song I was singing.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I got a confused. I screwed up.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
So I jumped from Blue Angel, which is the song
I was singing to only the Lonely, which was a
completely different song. So and my conductors behind me and
the orchestra all waiting for my cue for them all
to come back in to play the lush music.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
They couldn't come back in.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Because I'm singing the completely wrong song now still the
first song. Audience have copped onto it, and they all
start laughing at me. They all started laughing, So then
I started freaking out. I got oh jeez, and I
tried to backtrack to figure out where I was.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Couldn't.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
My mind is going completely black. So then I start
mumbling the original lyrics go and I start talking it
out loud like in a nervous sort of energy.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Bill couldn't do it. The keyboard player starts singing it
to me to give me the cue. This is all
happening in real time.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
It's all having a real time on stage song song
of the lush of range, when there's a thousand people
in the room.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
It was.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Very embarrassing. It's a disaster. It was a very embarrassing.
But you know what, for all the kids listening out there,
I pursued it. I pushed forward. We picked up speed,
and we got back in. The orchestra lost time.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
In eye loss, and everybody lost time, and I screwed
up the whole song. And and you know this happened
owned and I smile.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
I said, hey, you know it can happen. Everybody that's off,
we go. Let's get into the next song only human.
I felt very lowly, I felt very.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
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Speaker 3 (09:10):
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Speaker 5 (09:17):
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Speaker 3 (09:25):
We're looking a few stories making headlines now. A big
day tomorrow for Jaden Damien.
Speaker 7 (09:28):
You've got the minigolf marathon happening at the Yelluarra Golf Complex. Yeah, Windown.
You've got to get eighteen holes each.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yes, so we have to we have to get a
hole in one before we can move on to the
next hole. Now the record is six hours by somebody
who's been Do.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
We pop up golf for would you say thirty five years?
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Yep, yeah, thirty five years.
Speaker 7 (09:49):
I have a crack at the guests. How many hours
and minutes? So there's a thousand bucks in it for
you get to WAVEFM dot com dot are you? But
I bring up this story as a word of warning
for you tomorrow. A woman on the weekend was rescued
after falling down a cliff at North Bondi at the
golf course there.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Oh god, I'm not sure.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
I'm assuming she was just kind of like lining up
a part and then walked back too far to you know, get.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
And get a line, get an eye in. Wow, gone over.
It's okay, okay, like airlifted and everything. So I'm looking
at you careful tomorrow, and she's fine.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
She's on the men.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
That's fantastic.
Speaker 7 (10:28):
But have you ever had a sporting injury?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Man, I feel like every time I play sport, I
get an injury. I remember in high school we're playing pockey,
you know, we're pe and I remember playing hockey and the.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Two sticks went together. I remember this so visited vividly.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
The two sticks went together and then the ball shot
up and fractured my cheekbone. Yeah, yeah, I remember, you know, yeah,
I can ever remember the ball and I was like, ah.
Speaker 7 (10:54):
Be careful tomorrow, don't hit, don't use that part of
two violently.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Tap tap. It were a start cut. I got a
similar sort of fracture.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
In many ways, I always wanted to play Gaelic football.
It's the Irish anfl kind of stuff. And I begged,
I plead, and my teacher would not let me play.
I was on the bench all the time and eventually
let me out and I was in a back position
and I was out for about two minutes and someone
kicked the ball and cut me right in the old
mister Kinnish, knock me over fractional.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
He's never been the same. I had to put a
bit in a plastic cats. Yeah, that was it and
I never played again.
Speaker 7 (11:35):
You wear broken bones where there are no bones.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
That's right, not on that occasion.
Speaker 6 (11:39):
But I look Lily Allen, Jane, you were talking about
little earlier this morning in Saw the Bars, but I
wanted to unpack this a little more so. Lily Allen
has revealed that she's now making more money from taking
pictures of her feet and putting them on only fans.
So she's got a thousand people on only fans had
(12:00):
to pay.
Speaker 7 (12:00):
Ten dollars each, So you do the math on that, right,
By putting pictures up of her feet, that is more
money per month than she's making from eight million streams
per month from her music Spotify Spotify.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
It's crazy.
Speaker 7 (12:16):
It's crazy twenty one whose side hustle has gone on
to become their main hustle because it made more than
their regular job.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
I've got friends right who both used to have jobs,
but now they don't. They've just sold in flipped houses
to become house flippers. So because he's a builder and
she does all the decorating and stuff. So he used
to have a business, but then they it became so
licrative that they sold and flipped houses. And now they've
got a three and a half million dollar house on
(12:47):
the water and they of them need to work. They're
about to.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Retire happy look.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Yeah, so that became their side hustle became like something huge.
They're just very lucky when Shelco when it first started
taking off on the ground, soult Flips sold Flip sult
slips and there.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Free good on.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
My son Jarvis is over in Ireland at the moment
and he's he's studying drama over there, but he's also
working as a waiter in a restaurant. But at the
same time he's making videos like online videos, and they've
kind of they've just taken off.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
He's got a couple of videos that have two three
million views. Who yeah, yeah, yeah, his followers have gone
way up and all the rest.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
So his little side hustle of just making videos is
starting to He's like people have met him on the
streets and.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Hey, yeah, like it's so weird.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
It's yeah yeah, so yeah, his little side hustle, it's
kind of yeah, it's taken over everything.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Goel proof, follow your passion.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
You haven't know where it's gonna gonna lend you.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
What what what?
Speaker 5 (13:52):
What?
Speaker 4 (13:54):
You know?
Speaker 5 (13:55):
I mentioned here quite often that people can come to
give me food, you know, shows and things that come
up and give me a bag of something that the
meat in their house.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Yes, and I'll take it, but I won't eat it.
Never eat it. I never eat it.
Speaker 5 (14:07):
I know that sounds mean, but I didn't ask for Okay,
it's not like I've ass for. They've done it of
their own, you know, volition, volition. It looks like I'm
doing the correct thing. Because there's a guy orber in
America who recently went into his work with all his
meats and all the rest, brought in a noodle dish
from home, and forty six of his employees ended up
(14:29):
going to hospital with food poison.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
That's the thing.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Say, look at you've got validation now for all those
those home cooked meals and cookies that people have lovingly
made and you've pretended to eat.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Well, that's it. He's got validation. You know, there's forty.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Now, he didn't go out to try and this wasn't
like a case where he was actually trying to poison
all his employees.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
So he's like, he's a homemade dish and they all
got food poison in the hospital. What did he feed him?
Speaker 3 (14:55):
How can you get noodles wrong? Normally get noodles wrongs.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
The noodles is one thing you just shouldn't get wrong, Okay,
Over and over. In the UK, some fraud stors have
managed to steal three hundred thousand pounds. Okay, so that's
about six hundred thousand dollars worth of cheese.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
What do you think of that? Wow, this is what
the robin Nowadays there used to be bad grubbers.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
Forget the diamonds, it's all the crown jewels.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
At one point people used to go for that.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
No, now they go for the old cheese, spell cheese,
teach jet up. So watch out for them. Okay, I
like this little story. There's a woman over in the UK.
She in Suffolk. She was surprised. There's been all these
images going around of the Aurora for reality where you
can see it from places in the UK. Some people
(15:46):
have even been seeing it in Australia, the southern version.
But this woman, she got this beautiful shot.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Check it out.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Check it out. J beautiful red sort of sky with
the night sky. She put it up online and everybody's god,
that's so beautiful. Turns out that is not the Aurora Baralie.
That is a tomato farm okay, and the tomato farm
used LED lights to help them.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
That's a r droid crop, is it?
Speaker 5 (16:13):
It's a d The red light in the sky is
tomatoes growing. So the poor abortion, you know, it could
happen to anyone. Last story for you.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
And actually, you know, I've had a dodgy stomach recently.
Get this.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
There's a man over in India. Yeah, it's been complaining
of an upset stomach and indingestion. And the eventually went
and to check out his body and they found a
three centimeter cockroach living inside him.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Who live living inside alive?
Speaker 3 (16:41):
So that will I say, cockroach?
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Just get some anything anything clear wall, the acid of
your congestion system, of your digestive system. This funny thing.
It was in there, just moving around eating things, you know,
as the food was coming us. But we continue to
supply of food. Yeah, there you got the Do you
want to go anywhere else? That's just kind of lonely.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
In there, though, isn't he? The poor cockroach stuck inside
your stomach shuck. Scenery is constantly changing, so I haven't
seen it, but no one, no one could talk to.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
I suppose the cockroaches in the in the stomach going
come on, swallow another cockroad, Swallow please, Old Fred
The Warrior's Fun Breakfast Jade and Jamien on Wave FM,
powered by Willing Gong Mas Days, better tech, better warranty,
better deals and better after sales care. That's the Will
and Gong mass the Difference.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Kimer Pavilion, November eight. It is own Light, Donkey Gold.
Oh yeah, the Jets, Screaming Jets are coming to town,
coming to my neck.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Of the woods. In fact, they are your next.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
This is great because Chime is starting to put on
some great gigs and it's really good for me because
it means my uber ride home is not very expensive.
It's not in the hundred, it's in the tents, which
I'm so excited about. And the Jets are going to
be here as part of their Lifeblood tour. We've got
Liso on the phone, Go mad.
Speaker 4 (00:54):
Aid, Get guys.
Speaker 1 (00:56):
Are you doing?
Speaker 3 (00:56):
Oh we are great. Good to catch up with you again.
Speaker 5 (00:59):
You're you're becoming a regular on the show, mainly because
you're a busy man. You're constantly on the rule with
all sorts of different shows.
Speaker 3 (01:07):
How you keep your energy.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
Bolstered up the music that does it down? You know,
I'm kind of as soon as the music starts up
behind me it doesn't matter whether I'm tie it down, whatever.
It just kind of gets up me and makes me
rock and roll. So that's where I get the energy from.
Otherwise I just sit around waiting for it to happen.
Speaker 3 (01:28):
I know that feeling. There's nothing like being on stage. Absolutely,
you know, you get up there and you just go
for it.
Speaker 5 (01:34):
But I mean, I do ballads, you guys, You guys,
you know I can't rely on rock to get me there.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
In the spirit, Damien can sit on a stool and
just plays guitar for the night. And like the whole
lifeblood too, You're set to go hard. So everywhere you go,
you're going to be given one hundred and twenty percent.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
There was a time recently, a couple of years ago,
we were on the road with the Living End, and
they actually enjoyed taking me home because I'd stay around
after we finished the jet finished, and I was singing
with Susie Quattro, et cetera. But they enjoyed taking me
home because they always laughed and had great stories. They
(02:13):
had great stories. But yeah, it's hard to tell them
on the radio without.
Speaker 5 (02:17):
Without giving away too much. You know, you've got to
protect the innocent.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
My wife listens to my interviews, you know, right, all right,
I don't want to know that we're getting up to
too much. And again she might pull the pin on it. Yeah,
that's right, you're having too much fun.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
She's like going, this is why you keep signing up
to do all these tours with everyone.
Speaker 4 (02:39):
I mean, I know you're having fun out there.
Speaker 3 (02:42):
There's a rule.
Speaker 5 (02:42):
It's been around for a long time. It goes on tour,
stairs on tour. And you know, even even with wives
and everything, that's the rule. It's never worked and by house,
so you know, okay, here's what I did, here's where
I went.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
The only instance I guess it doesn't work is if
you Dave Groll and the Love Child turns UPRCAL.
Speaker 4 (03:07):
Someone said that was the day that rock and rolls
in us and started was when Dave had a child.
Speaker 3 (03:13):
You know what, It's so true.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Dave Davien was like mortified and devastated.
Speaker 3 (03:18):
He was like he was the good guy of rock
and roll.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
He's ruined it for everyone.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
Every everyone likes him, you know, he's that guy every
and we all read the book or listened to the
audiobook or whatever it was, and you went away from going.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
This guy's a legend. You know, he's so cool.
Speaker 4 (03:34):
Some people might say he actually upped himself.
Speaker 5 (03:38):
That's right, he he just went to another level.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Oh glease, it's always a great time when we have
you on the radio. We so look forward to seeing
you Climart and November eight.
Speaker 3 (03:51):
It's going to be epic.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
I cannot wait to get there. It's it's quite a
quick tour, but we put a few new songs in
the set that we haven't played for a while, so
it's exciting always when you do that and look back
through the catalog of songs that you kind of have
fallen by the white good and revolve them. So we
can't wait to get in here and play some of
those for everyone.
Speaker 5 (04:12):
All right, well you know where to get tickets screaming Jetsofficial,
dot com, dot au. All the tickets are there, all
the details please. Always an absolute pleasure.
Speaker 4 (04:20):
I love it every time. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
The Warriors Fun Breakfast, Jaiden said, tell it by Willing
Gone Mass Day. See the extraordinary c X range of
SUVs at Woo and Gone Mass Day. There's one that's
just right for you.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
As parents. We've all used this expression at different times.
If at first you don't succeed, try try again. We
want it in variations of that, uh huh, because our
kids will come to us at different points and they'll
they'll go, oh, it didn't work out her, Oh my
goodness me. I thought I was going to win, but
I lost, you know, all that kind of stuff, and
you go, look, just keep practicing.
Speaker 4 (04:54):
You know you'll.
Speaker 3 (04:55):
Improve, and next time, you never know, you might you
might do really well. You know, we all say these
sort of things. That's right, we do, and we believe it.
We're walking talking cliche. No we are. We are, and
our parents said it exactly right. And I remember when
our parents said it to us.
Speaker 5 (05:10):
Like in the case my parents, I would have went,
come on, don't don't give me that nonsense.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
I don't believe that. I want to win everything. I
want to win every single time.
Speaker 5 (05:19):
Like even recently, my little daughter Kiki, she had an
audition for something and she was all disappointed. When I
chatted to her about it after us, she said.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Oh, Dad, you know, it just didn't go well.
Speaker 5 (05:30):
My voice had a crackle in it and it cracked
half way through, and I gave her the whole speech.
I said, oh, look, that happens to everyone. You know,
it happens to everyone, And don't worry. Next time, it'll
be fine. And she gave me a look as much.
She said, Dad, you're full crap. Yeah, okay, it doesn't
happen to everyone. It just happens to me.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
That's right.
Speaker 3 (05:49):
It's my pain.
Speaker 6 (05:50):
My pain is real.
Speaker 3 (05:51):
You don't know what it's luck.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
So over the weekend I was in Perth, and I
now have a real story to share with Kiki and
with everybody out there that if at first year.
Speaker 3 (06:01):
You fail, try again. Okay.
Speaker 5 (06:03):
Because I was doing a show with an orchestra over
the last while full orchestra, thirty five piece orchestra.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
I had it on stage in Perth.
Speaker 5 (06:11):
The orchestra started playing the music and the whole idea
is they would play the intro music and then I
walk out to start singing the first song. Yeah all right,
And it was beautiful, lush, it was amazing. The music
was incredible. And then I walked out and the audience
went wild.
Speaker 3 (06:27):
Take it off, take it off, all that kind of stuff.
You know, that's kind of shy that I was expecting the.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
Usual stuff, you know, all the usual stuff, and you
come out and then I started singing a song and
I said, oh, everything's beautiful. And in this particular song
is a song called Blue Angel. It gets a point
where there's a clincher note where it goes you know,
it's one of those sort of notes.
Speaker 4 (06:49):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:49):
Well, and I hold it for a long, long long.
Speaker 5 (06:51):
Time, okay, and the audience go wild, yeah, because that's
that's what they're waiting for.
Speaker 3 (06:56):
They're waiting for that moment.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
So I got to that point and and.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Somebody in the audience yelled out and screwed.
Speaker 5 (07:05):
And I thought that's pretty funny, and so I made
a point of pointing out the audience, remember all right,
still the first song. Remember my man points, Ah, that's hilarious.
And then I decided to get back into the note.
The problem was I went into the a note of
a different song, not the same song I was singing.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
I got a confused. I screwed up.
Speaker 5 (07:27):
So I jumped from Blue Angel, which is the song
I was singing to only the Lonely, which was a
completely different song. So and my conductors behind me and
the orchestra all waiting for my cue for them all
to come back in to play the lush music.
Speaker 3 (07:43):
They couldn't come back in.
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Because I'm singing the completely wrong song now still the
first song. Audience have copped onto it, and they all
start laughing at me. They all started laughing, So then
I started freaking out. I got oh jeez, and I
tried to backtrack to figure out where I was.
Speaker 3 (08:00):
Couldn't.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
My mind is going completely black. So then I start
mumbling the original lyrics go and I start talking it
out loud like in a nervous sort of energy.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Bill couldn't do it. The keyboard player starts singing it
to me to give me the cue. This is all
happening in real time.
Speaker 5 (08:19):
It's all having a real time on stage song song
of the lush of range, when there's a thousand people
in the room.
Speaker 6 (08:28):
It was.
Speaker 3 (08:30):
Very embarrassing. It's a disaster. It was a very embarrassing.
But you know what, for all the kids listening out there,
I pursued it. I pushed forward. We picked up speed,
and we got back in. The orchestra lost time.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
In eye loss, and everybody lost time, and I screwed
up the whole song. And and you know this happened
owned and I smile.
Speaker 3 (08:51):
I said, hey, you know it can happen. Everybody that's off,
we go. Let's get into the next song only human.
I felt very lowly, I felt very.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
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Speaker 3 (09:25):
We're looking a few stories making headlines now. A big
day tomorrow for Jaden Damien.
Speaker 7 (09:28):
You've got the minigolf marathon happening at the Yelluarra Golf Complex. Yeah, Windown.
You've got to get eighteen holes each.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
Yes, so we have to we have to get a
hole in one before we can move on to the
next hole. Now the record is six hours by somebody
who's been Do.
Speaker 7 (09:43):
We pop up golf for would you say thirty five years?
Speaker 3 (09:46):
Yep, yeah, thirty five years.
Speaker 7 (09:49):
I have a crack at the guests. How many hours
and minutes? So there's a thousand bucks in it for
you get to WAVEFM dot com dot are you? But
I bring up this story as a word of warning
for you tomorrow. A woman on the weekend was rescued
after falling down a cliff at North Bondi at the
golf course there.
Speaker 3 (10:04):
Oh god, I'm not sure.
Speaker 7 (10:06):
I'm assuming she was just kind of like lining up
a part and then walked back too far to you know, get.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
And get a line, get an eye in. Wow, gone over.
It's okay, okay, like airlifted and everything. So I'm looking
at you careful tomorrow, and she's fine.
Speaker 7 (10:27):
She's on the men.
Speaker 3 (10:28):
That's fantastic.
Speaker 7 (10:28):
But have you ever had a sporting injury?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Man, I feel like every time I play sport, I
get an injury. I remember in high school we're playing pockey,
you know, we're pe and I remember playing hockey and the.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Two sticks went together. I remember this so visited vividly.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
The two sticks went together and then the ball shot
up and fractured my cheekbone. Yeah, yeah, I remember, you know, yeah,
I can ever remember the ball and I was like, ah.
Speaker 7 (10:54):
Be careful tomorrow, don't hit, don't use that part of
two violently.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
Tap tap. It were a start cut. I got a
similar sort of fracture.
Speaker 5 (11:02):
In many ways, I always wanted to play Gaelic football.
It's the Irish anfl kind of stuff. And I begged,
I plead, and my teacher would not let me play.
I was on the bench all the time and eventually
let me out and I was in a back position
and I was out for about two minutes and someone
kicked the ball and cut me right in the old
mister Kinnish, knock me over fractional.
Speaker 3 (11:27):
He's never been the same. I had to put a
bit in a plastic cats. Yeah, that was it and
I never played again.
Speaker 7 (11:35):
You wear broken bones where there are no bones.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
That's right, not on that occasion.
Speaker 6 (11:39):
But I look Lily Allen, Jane, you were talking about
little earlier this morning in Saw the Bars, but I
wanted to unpack this a little more so. Lily Allen
has revealed that she's now making more money from taking
pictures of her feet and putting them on only fans.
So she's got a thousand people on only fans had
(12:00):
to pay.
Speaker 7 (12:00):
Ten dollars each, So you do the math on that, right,
By putting pictures up of her feet, that is more
money per month than she's making from eight million streams
per month from her music Spotify Spotify.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
It's crazy.
Speaker 7 (12:16):
It's crazy twenty one whose side hustle has gone on
to become their main hustle because it made more than
their regular job.
Speaker 3 (12:26):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
I've got friends right who both used to have jobs,
but now they don't. They've just sold in flipped houses
to become house flippers. So because he's a builder and
she does all the decorating and stuff. So he used
to have a business, but then they it became so
licrative that they sold and flipped houses. And now they've
got a three and a half million dollar house on
(12:47):
the water and they of them need to work. They're
about to.
Speaker 5 (12:50):
Retire happy look.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Yeah, so that became their side hustle became like something huge.
They're just very lucky when Shelco when it first started
taking off on the ground, soult Flips sold Flip sult
slips and there.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Free good on.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
My son Jarvis is over in Ireland at the moment
and he's he's studying drama over there, but he's also
working as a waiter in a restaurant. But at the
same time he's making videos like online videos, and they've
kind of they've just taken off.
Speaker 3 (13:19):
He's got a couple of videos that have two three
million views. Who yeah, yeah, yeah, his followers have gone
way up and all the rest.
Speaker 5 (13:27):
So his little side hustle of just making videos is
starting to He's like people have met him on the
streets and.
Speaker 3 (13:33):
Hey, yeah, like it's so weird.
Speaker 5 (13:38):
It's yeah yeah, so yeah, his little side hustle, it's
kind of yeah, it's taken over everything.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Goel proof, follow your passion.
Speaker 7 (13:46):
You haven't know where it's gonna gonna lend you.
Speaker 3 (13:50):
What what what?
Speaker 5 (13:52):
What?
Speaker 4 (13:54):
You know?
Speaker 5 (13:55):
I mentioned here quite often that people can come to
give me food, you know, shows and things that come
up and give me a bag of something that the
meat in their house.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Yes, and I'll take it, but I won't eat it.
Never eat it. I never eat it.
Speaker 5 (14:07):
I know that sounds mean, but I didn't ask for Okay,
it's not like I've ass for. They've done it of
their own, you know, volition, volition. It looks like I'm
doing the correct thing. Because there's a guy orber in
America who recently went into his work with all his
meats and all the rest, brought in a noodle dish
from home, and forty six of his employees ended up
(14:29):
going to hospital with food poison.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
That's the thing.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Say, look at you've got validation now for all those
those home cooked meals and cookies that people have lovingly
made and you've pretended to eat.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Well, that's it. He's got validation. You know, there's forty.
Speaker 5 (14:44):
Now, he didn't go out to try and this wasn't
like a case where he was actually trying to poison
all his employees.
Speaker 2 (14:49):
So he's like, he's a homemade dish and they all
got food poison in the hospital. What did he feed him?
Speaker 3 (14:55):
How can you get noodles wrong? Normally get noodles wrongs.
Speaker 5 (15:01):
The noodles is one thing you just shouldn't get wrong, Okay,
Over and over. In the UK, some fraud stors have
managed to steal three hundred thousand pounds. Okay, so that's
about six hundred thousand dollars worth of cheese.
Speaker 3 (15:14):
What do you think of that? Wow, this is what
the robin Nowadays there used to be bad grubbers.
Speaker 5 (15:19):
Forget the diamonds, it's all the crown jewels.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
At one point people used to go for that.
Speaker 5 (15:24):
No, now they go for the old cheese, spell cheese,
teach jet up. So watch out for them. Okay, I
like this little story. There's a woman over in the UK.
She in Suffolk. She was surprised. There's been all these
images going around of the Aurora for reality where you
can see it from places in the UK. Some people
(15:46):
have even been seeing it in Australia, the southern version.
But this woman, she got this beautiful shot.
Speaker 3 (15:52):
Check it out.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Check it out. J beautiful red sort of sky with
the night sky. She put it up online and everybody's god,
that's so beautiful. Turns out that is not the Aurora Baralie.
That is a tomato farm okay, and the tomato farm
used LED lights to help them.
Speaker 3 (16:11):
That's a r droid crop, is it?
Speaker 5 (16:13):
It's a d The red light in the sky is
tomatoes growing. So the poor abortion, you know, it could
happen to anyone. Last story for you.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
And actually, you know, I've had a dodgy stomach recently.
Get this.
Speaker 5 (16:26):
There's a man over in India. Yeah, it's been complaining
of an upset stomach and indingestion. And the eventually went
and to check out his body and they found a
three centimeter cockroach living inside him.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Who live living inside alive?
Speaker 3 (16:41):
So that will I say, cockroach?
Speaker 5 (16:43):
Just get some anything anything clear wall, the acid of
your congestion system, of your digestive system. This funny thing.
It was in there, just moving around eating things, you know,
as the food was coming us. But we continue to
supply of food. Yeah, there you got the Do you
want to go anywhere else? That's just kind of lonely.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
In there, though, isn't he? The poor cockroach stuck inside
your stomach shuck. Scenery is constantly changing, so I haven't
seen it, but no one, no one could talk to.
Speaker 5 (17:12):
I suppose the cockroaches in the in the stomach going
come on, swallow another cockroad, Swallow please, Old Fred
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