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Speaker 1 (00:00):
The Eula Ware's Fun Breakfast Jaden, Damien, God Wave powered
by Willing Gong Mads Day. See the extraordinary c X
range of SUVs at Willing Gong Man's Day. There's one
that's just right for you. Well, we were there, Damien,
for our first and last stand up comedy routine. We're
talking about the base, but at the Builders Club in Wollongong.
It's a go to place for anything comedy of grade
(00:21):
acts on there. We were not in the grade ACX category.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
We've never been invited back. I know.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Somebody who will be there this weekend though, who is
a great comedian and he's definitely worth checking out, is
Dave Hughes hugh'sy. He joins us on the phone right now,
good morning.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yeah, what you guys were probably so good they knew
that they couldn't better at so you know, just leave that.
But me in and acting, my only acting job ever
was on Neighbors. I did one scene and I never
got asked back, so you know, it was just wonderful.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
You're like Damien, he did one scene in Neighbors too,
played himself and again he never got asked.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I never got asked back either. I even when they
were ending the season and then the show, I tried
to get back on for the last so they didn't
let me.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
My scene. I played my scene of the Logis A
few years ago when I did an opening the Logis,
I thought, you know, I want to I want to
use this to get myself more acting work. So I
played my scene. I played a farmer on Neighbors, and
I put it on the big screen and it's all
the industry are in the room. And no one called
me afterwards, not.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
A call, not a car. Actually, speaking of being rejected,
I gotta I gotta apologize to you, many many years ago,
speaking of the Logis, you and I were We were
actually at Crown Hotel and we were on the same
floor and we have been chatting the day before, and
I knew you were doing a radio show at the time,
and you had kind of mentioned to me, hey, listen,
(01:40):
you know tomorrow morning after the Logis, I might come
down and knock on your door and get you on
the radio show. The next day, you did. You came
down and you knocked on my door, and I was
so hungover and I was in such a bad shape
that I heard the knocking and ignored it. I apologize.
I've lived with that guilt for a long long time.
(02:01):
But I couldn't pay.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
She couldn't get up. Now I get it, mate, you
know what I mean. And the truth is that you're
free there all right, So you're you know, and it
doesn't matter. You just got to keep knocking on the doors.
You know, whether the superstars answer or not. You can knock,
I will I answer all. You have years of guilt
for not answering.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Now you got that off your chairs. How long ago
was that, Damien, Oh, that's.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Gone back about twelve years. I've lived with that.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
He has brought it up once or twice. Every time
he mentioned you, he's like, you're the You're the one
that he stood up.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
He's the one that got away. Because our rooms were
getting clean. We ended up in a lift together, and
then when we came back up to the floor, your
room was clean and mine one was still being cleaned.
There was a woman in there, and you invited me
down to your room, and I went, no, yees.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
He's been turned down twice for the same person.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I'm just I'm really just you know, I just thought
my my heird, my irange heritage might help me.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
You know, I'm sorry to see it again. Okay, I'm
kind of got all that off.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
My chickusy, you are back this Saturday, fully furnished. Tell
us what's his show about, Bud, I'll.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Tell you the fully furnished story, all right. So this
is one so fully furnished it's called that because I
have a few investments, so I don't look like I've
got money, but you know, I depended on you know,
real estate and not closed. But so I've got a
little small block of flats in Melbourne. One of my
friends who I used to you know, be on the
bongs with back in the old days, who you never
(03:34):
got off the bombs, he doesn't have a block of flats.
He needed somewhere to live because his wife kicked him out.
And I said, mate, how about you can rent one
of my flats. It's open, it's you know, it's empty,
and it's a two beds from flat, inner city Melbourne,
you know. So And he said how much? And I
thought I'll look after him. So I said one hundred
and fifty bucks a week, all right, two beds from
(03:54):
flat recently renovated, you know, fairly good deal, he thought.
He jump at it, and this guy who's on the
doll at the moment. To be honest, he said, I
better have a look at it. You have a look.
It's not up to your standards. And then he look.
So he said. I gave him the keys were at home,
and I just threw him some keys and he rang
me from the flat and he said, yeah, you haven't
(04:16):
told me the whole story, have you. I said, what
are you talking about? He said, you didn't tell me
it was fully furnished. I said it's not. He said, yes,
it is, and there's even clothes in the wardrobes. I said, mate,
I've given you the wrong keys. Can you get out
of that flat? You're in the wrong flat.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Oh jeez, oh wow.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
I'm going to finish my sandwich first, I said, mate,
put the sandwich down, I'll take it with you actually,
when you can get out.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Did he end up taking the flat in the end.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Or still he'll be there for the rest of his
life and never moving out.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
One hundred and fifty bucks a week.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Jeesus, what a steal.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
You see. Well, we love you and we look forward
to seeing you. You are at the at the builders
club this Saturday night, one night only.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Almost sold out to get in today, guys, don't draam it,
Bloody Dorwitt exactly exactly right.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
And look if you you know you struck up a
conversation with Hughsey after the show. I'm sure he's got
some other apartments in the block that might be up
for grabs, right, fifty a week.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
You've got at least
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Inflation mate, insurances, hoy day, someone's got to pay it
for the landlords of this world, we're under a lot
of pressure.
The Eula Ware's Fun Breakfast Jaden, Damien, God Wave powered
by Willing Gong Mads Day. See the extraordinary c X
range of SUVs at Willing Gong Man's Day. There's one
that's just right for you. Well, we were there, Damien,
for our first and last stand up comedy routine. We're
talking about the base, but at the Builders Club in Wollongong.
It's a go to place for anything comedy of grade
(00:21):
acts on there. We were not in the grade ACX category.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
We've never been invited back. I know.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Somebody who will be there this weekend though, who is
a great comedian and he's definitely worth checking out, is
Dave Hughes hugh'sy. He joins us on the phone right now,
good morning.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Yeah, what you guys were probably so good they knew
that they couldn't better at so you know, just leave that.
But me in and acting, my only acting job ever
was on Neighbors. I did one scene and I never
got asked back, so you know, it was just wonderful.
Speaker 1 (00:49):
You're like Damien, he did one scene in Neighbors too,
played himself and again he never got asked.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
I never got asked back either. I even when they
were ending the season and then the show, I tried
to get back on for the last so they didn't
let me.
Speaker 3 (01:03):
My scene. I played my scene of the Logis A
few years ago when I did an opening the Logis,
I thought, you know, I want to I want to
use this to get myself more acting work. So I
played my scene. I played a farmer on Neighbors, and
I put it on the big screen and it's all
the industry are in the room. And no one called
me afterwards, not.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
A call, not a car. Actually, speaking of being rejected,
I gotta I gotta apologize to you, many many years ago,
speaking of the Logis, you and I were We were
actually at Crown Hotel and we were on the same
floor and we have been chatting the day before, and
I knew you were doing a radio show at the time,
and you had kind of mentioned to me, hey, listen,
(01:40):
you know tomorrow morning after the Logis, I might come
down and knock on your door and get you on
the radio show. The next day, you did. You came
down and you knocked on my door, and I was
so hungover and I was in such a bad shape
that I heard the knocking and ignored it. I apologize.
I've lived with that guilt for a long long time.
(02:01):
But I couldn't pay.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
She couldn't get up. Now I get it, mate, you
know what I mean. And the truth is that you're
free there all right, So you're you know, and it
doesn't matter. You just got to keep knocking on the doors.
You know, whether the superstars answer or not. You can knock,
I will I answer all. You have years of guilt
for not answering.
Speaker 1 (02:20):
Now you got that off your chairs. How long ago
was that, Damien, Oh, that's.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Gone back about twelve years. I've lived with that.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
He has brought it up once or twice. Every time
he mentioned you, he's like, you're the You're the one
that he stood up.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
He's the one that got away. Because our rooms were
getting clean. We ended up in a lift together, and
then when we came back up to the floor, your
room was clean and mine one was still being cleaned.
There was a woman in there, and you invited me
down to your room, and I went, no, yees.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
He's been turned down twice for the same person.
Speaker 3 (02:55):
I'm just I'm really just you know, I just thought
my my heird, my irange heritage might help me.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
You know, I'm sorry to see it again. Okay, I'm
kind of got all that off.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
My chickusy, you are back this Saturday, fully furnished. Tell
us what's his show about, Bud, I'll.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Tell you the fully furnished story, all right. So this
is one so fully furnished it's called that because I
have a few investments, so I don't look like I've
got money, but you know, I depended on you know,
real estate and not closed. But so I've got a
little small block of flats in Melbourne. One of my
friends who I used to you know, be on the
bongs with back in the old days, who you never
(03:34):
got off the bombs, he doesn't have a block of flats.
He needed somewhere to live because his wife kicked him out.
And I said, mate, how about you can rent one
of my flats. It's open, it's you know, it's empty,
and it's a two beds from flat, inner city Melbourne,
you know. So And he said how much? And I
thought I'll look after him. So I said one hundred
and fifty bucks a week, all right, two beds from
(03:54):
flat recently renovated, you know, fairly good deal, he thought.
He jump at it, and this guy who's on the
doll at the moment. To be honest, he said, I
better have a look at it. You have a look.
It's not up to your standards. And then he look.
So he said. I gave him the keys were at home,
and I just threw him some keys and he rang
me from the flat and he said, yeah, you haven't
(04:16):
told me the whole story, have you. I said, what
are you talking about? He said, you didn't tell me
it was fully furnished. I said it's not. He said, yes,
it is, and there's even clothes in the wardrobes. I said, mate,
I've given you the wrong keys. Can you get out
of that flat? You're in the wrong flat.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
Oh jeez, oh wow.
Speaker 3 (04:32):
I'm going to finish my sandwich first, I said, mate,
put the sandwich down, I'll take it with you actually,
when you can get out.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (04:43):
Did he end up taking the flat in the end.
Speaker 3 (04:45):
Or still he'll be there for the rest of his
life and never moving out.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
One hundred and fifty bucks a week.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Jeesus, what a steal.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
You see. Well, we love you and we look forward
to seeing you. You are at the at the builders
club this Saturday night, one night only.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
Almost sold out to get in today, guys, don't draam it,
Bloody Dorwitt exactly exactly right.
Speaker 1 (05:09):
And look if you you know you struck up a
conversation with Hughsey after the show. I'm sure he's got
some other apartments in the block that might be up
for grabs, right, fifty a week.
Speaker 2 (05:18):
You've got at least
Speaker 3 (05:23):
Inflation mate, insurances, hoy day, someone's got to pay it
for the landlords of this world, we're under a lot
of pressure.
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