November 15, 2023 • 13 mins
Answers to EVERYTHING....And Jonny Gets Humiliated!!!!!
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(00:01):
Gonna bring a casserole, you know. Guitarist Joe Stratiani. Stop doctor Johnny
fever and in here everyone Bonnie madea friend in class, made him laugh
like a little girl. You laughing? You Joe what? Guitarist Joe Stratiani.
(00:40):
I'm sorry, Joe strass Stratrian.I'm gonna say every time I say
changed his name, I want youto know that. Why not. Guitarist
Joe Stratiani. I love that youmake fun of yourself. We have a
(01:04):
good time. All right. He'schoking to death over there. I'm like,
I'm gonna have to throw up thisthis pot guy is really it's going
really well. Nice. Thanks forlistening. Everyone on my own spit impossible.
Hold on, let me let meget You've got like some on your
shirt there? Oh my god,Banner day away Hey, Hey, what
(01:34):
does it depend on? Johnny dayall right? You know you were my
friend, all right, Johnny andsome some check Bonnie said, I didn't
even say say it wrong. Sorry, Bunny Strate You're gonna hear the mistake
(02:00):
later in the in the in thein the podcast, so you know exactly
where I messed up. So tomake a contest out of that crying.
November fifteenth, three hundred and nineteenthday of the year. Forty six days
remain. Two days until we startplaying Christmas music. It's Friday, eight
days until Thanksgiving next week Thursday,twenty six days until our very very oh
(02:24):
my god, very insert podcast Idon't know very Christmas concert. Forty days
to Christmas. Today's American Recycles Day, Being out your Refrigerator Day, George
Spelled Day. Yeah, and whois that? That's the if you write
something you or have a movie youreally don't like, you put that name
in there. Yes. If theydon't want to be you don't want to
(02:46):
be involved, you say you're Georgespell Right. I love the right day,
Little Red Wagon Day, Little NationalBun Day, Little Bunt. I
love little bunts like a little boy. You've got a nice little bunch.
Why I am just losing National RaisinBrand Day? Found out today? Found
out today? Bonnie does not likelike she like, really doesn't like raisins?
(03:10):
You like? Do you like wine? Do you like rapes? Yeah?
But you don't like raisins. Whythey're all shriveling? I don't know?
Alright, Ah well, National SpicyHermit Cookie Day. I love them
National You don't even know what hermitcookies. They're like a spice cookie.
Okay, the no uh national Zenfaninil. Yeah, uh, Now pack your
(03:32):
mom's lunch day, Steve ir oneday already, all right? Day number
twenty nine for the freaking road warytrivia question coming up right after this,
Like a kid, I like chefboy r D. They're Raviolians, you
know, but they have some stuffI've never seen in the real Italian food
world. You know, have youever been in a nice Italian restaurant?
(03:53):
Hi? How are you like tostart with a nice bottle of Kianti and
a couple of Caesar salads to getstarted? And I'm gonna have the bee
for roni, some teenage mutant ninjaturtles for the lady. Brian Reagan,
(04:17):
My lady lady, you don't andyou don't like you've never tried spaghettios.
I've never had spaghettios. I've neverhad beef a roni. You've never had
any like Jef Bardy Nope. Andyou went to college, Yep, I
had those little I had Kraft macand cheese. Yeah, we all had
those. Yeah right right, allright? Day twenty nine for the trivia
(04:38):
question. Good morning, here's this. Hey, Johnny Bonney is Bobby Gen
call him back? Bobby G.Did you listen to the podcast? I
did not, Johnny, but Igot a really good hint. All right,
Pittsburgh has three thousand, seven hundredand fifty two of these, more
than the entire continent of Europe.I'm gonna go with cell phone dollars.
You know, funy gee, you'rekind of close, but you got to
(05:02):
listen to the podcast. You gottalisten to the podcast. We give you
the answer, all right, pleasefour one, two, three, three,
three ninety four or five? Oh, please tell me you have the
answer. Not a building? Ohabout the shop, isn't it? Sorry?
Yeah, Angela? What what yougot for us? I was thinking
high risers, guys, crapers?Is that a building? That's a building?
(05:25):
It's not a building? Sorry?Who's this question for? All right?
Well, we gave the answer onthe podcast. So Pittsburgh has three
thousand, seven and fifty two ofthese, more than the entire continent of
Europe. Land lines, landlines,you guys are close. You gotta listen
(05:47):
to the podcast. Gotta listen tothe podcast. I'll go the right one.
All right, let's take three more? Uh push punton telephone? Yeah
you got you're close. You're close. You guys are close. But listen
to the podcast, Danny, let'stake two more dog licenses, dog licenses?
(06:08):
No, not it, Barry,how are you today? I'm great?
How are you well? I'm hopingyou listen to the podcast because you're
the last call a take today.I'm trying to I'm not sore. We're
want to go with We'll pick theright one. I'll go with the public
mailboxes, the blue mailboxes. Thenwhat was the other one? Telephone?
(06:29):
Pol gotta pick one, got topick one one of them? Right,
No, neither one. He's likethe game show host, you know.
Man, all right, same questiontomorrow? Thank you? Okay, all
(06:50):
right, you're killing me man.Now the answer is guitarist Joe Stratiani.
Good morning. Who's this April?Hi? April? How are you?
I'm good? How are you good? What can I do? YadA?
I wanted to answer the tribute,Well, we're done taking calls. But
what would have been your guest?Oh? Is it over pay phones?
(07:11):
Yeah? Now tomorrow, seven o'clock. We've been trying to call you.
Take it through. It's some busy. I'm sorry, it's because my son
got in the car at like sevenoh one day. Blame your son,
dog God, im going to schoolgetting educated. Who needs education? When
the roadward trivia question is still goingon? I know, right, we
(07:31):
answered, we listen every morning andget so annoyed. So we listened to
the We listen to you guys andlisten. Well, that's why I'm here,
just to annoy you. Well,thank you for sure. Hey,
all right, poor little Timmy andhis mommy, I know you all right,
payphones, payphones, payphones, takeyour calls tomorrow at seven o'clock.
(07:58):
All right, this report brought youby Geep you Life. So the Steelers
been on a bit of a roll. They won the last two games.
But let's not forget there's another teamin town, and the Pentons have now
won five in a row. Theybeat Columbus last night five to three.
And oh, by the way,we got a hat trick from a youngster
by the name of it was whois that guy? Yeah, Sydney,
(08:20):
Sydney. I don't know. He'skind of the he's still got it.
They host The Devil's Coming Up tomorrownight. In Music News, the Beatles
still making history. Their latest songNow and Then debuted at number seven on
Billboard's Hot one hundred, extending therecord with the most top ten hits with
(08:41):
thirty five. What group do youthink is at number two? The Monkeys,
The Rolling Stones, Alex van Halenand David Lee Roth have been dragging
their feet to on it like somesort of tribute for Eddie van Halen.
So Sammy to the rescue. SammyHagar just announced he's going to do a
van Halen centric tour next summer.He's going to be joined by Michael Anthony
(09:05):
and Jason Bonham from the Circle,along with guitarist Joe Stratianni and no Pittsburgh
show, but there are some there'ssome openings in the in the in the
schedule, so I'm hoping that thatOh that'd be great. Yeah, yeah,
all right, let's give away sometickets for Hoodi and the Bluefish.
They're going to be at Starlight thissummer. Another round of who sings at
Christmas edition? Give this a listen, Tell me who this is not the
(09:28):
not these backgrounds? Yeah, nokiddingcause that's freaking me out. Okay,
all right, tell me here yougo, falling on the ground. No,
right, Bony Diver. Can youtell me who's singing the soul?
You're scaring me? Okay, it'ssort of a Sammy hagar Field maybe,
(09:50):
or Bob Sieger or Aerosmith. Juststart naming every artist that we play.
Okay, the pretenders. No wait, Alice Cooper, it's not House Cooper.
Alright? Four one, two,three, three, three ninety four
or five? Oh tell me whosings it? Then you get tickets for
(10:11):
Hoody? You you coming, getup, big cattle? All right,
good morning? Who's this? Allright? Kevin? Where are you calling
from? Ah? Okay, okay, all right, time for another round
of Who Sings a Christmas edition?If you can tell me who sings it,
we'll give you tickets for Hoody.Let's give this a quick listen,
(10:31):
good little girl, call alright,brother, who do you think that is?
I'm wild guest, Annie Iris No, all right, all right,
Mike, you're the last calling oftake today. You got it right,
You went otherwise date number two tomorrow. So let's give this a quick listen.
(10:52):
All right, you, good littlegirl, all right, who do
you think that is? Harry?Could be? Is it is? It
could be Johnny. No, no, no, no, it's not Harry
connic alright, I'll give you ahint. It's an actor. Is there
(11:18):
a piano in this joint? Allright, Bonnie, do you have another
guess on who it might be?Is it Rianni Blackly Black Joe Satriani?
(11:43):
Jeez? Nice? Oh, hesnorted, that's awesome? All right?
The the actor? Okay, Ican't say Steve Luthergur he started in The
Hateful Eight, Big Trouble in LittleChina. Nope, Tombstone. Uh,
escape from New York. Very goodthing, my back. You go overboard,
(12:13):
Goldie hawn Oh uh curly hair,Yeah, I don't know the guy
with curly hair. Come on,Will Ferrell. Now the answer is guitarist
Joe Stray. Make me have thatbad laughter? So mean there's the answer.
(12:39):
Uh oh, Kurt Douglas, No, oh, chef chance, that
is awesome. Shoot k Douglas.Kurt Russell, God liquid things like crag
(13:01):
and spitting the know this is runny. Just I'm sorry Everyboddy, thank you
for listening for really awful. Thisis the end of our career. Say
bye bye, Boddy, Kurt Russell, Bye bye,
Gonna bring a casserole, you know. Guitarist Joe Stratiani. Stop doctor Johnny
fever and in here everyone Bonnie madea friend in class, made him laugh
like a little girl. You laughing? You Joe what? Guitarist Joe Stratiani.
(00:40):
I'm sorry, Joe strass Stratrian.I'm gonna say every time I say
changed his name, I want youto know that. Why not. Guitarist
Joe Stratiani. I love that youmake fun of yourself. We have a
(01:04):
good time. All right. He'schoking to death over there. I'm like,
I'm gonna have to throw up thisthis pot guy is really it's going
really well. Nice. Thanks forlistening. Everyone on my own spit impossible.
Hold on, let me let meget You've got like some on your
shirt there? Oh my god,Banner day away Hey, Hey, what
(01:34):
does it depend on? Johnny dayall right? You know you were my
friend, all right, Johnny andsome some check Bonnie said, I didn't
even say say it wrong. Sorry, Bunny Strate You're gonna hear the mistake
(02:00):
later in the in the in thein the podcast, so you know exactly
where I messed up. So tomake a contest out of that crying.
November fifteenth, three hundred and nineteenthday of the year. Forty six days
remain. Two days until we startplaying Christmas music. It's Friday, eight
days until Thanksgiving next week Thursday,twenty six days until our very very oh
(02:24):
my god, very insert podcast Idon't know very Christmas concert. Forty days
to Christmas. Today's American Recycles Day, Being out your Refrigerator Day, George
Spelled Day. Yeah, and whois that? That's the if you write
something you or have a movie youreally don't like, you put that name
in there. Yes. If theydon't want to be you don't want to
(02:46):
be involved, you say you're Georgespell Right. I love the right day,
Little Red Wagon Day, Little NationalBun Day, Little Bunt. I
love little bunts like a little boy. You've got a nice little bunch.
Why I am just losing National RaisinBrand Day? Found out today? Found
out today? Bonnie does not likelike she like, really doesn't like raisins?
(03:10):
You like? Do you like wine? Do you like rapes? Yeah?
But you don't like raisins. Whythey're all shriveling? I don't know?
Alright, Ah well, National SpicyHermit Cookie Day. I love them
National You don't even know what hermitcookies. They're like a spice cookie.
Okay, the no uh national Zenfaninil. Yeah, uh, Now pack your
(03:32):
mom's lunch day, Steve ir oneday already, all right? Day number
twenty nine for the freaking road warytrivia question coming up right after this,
Like a kid, I like chefboy r D. They're Raviolians, you
know, but they have some stuffI've never seen in the real Italian food
world. You know, have youever been in a nice Italian restaurant?
(03:53):
Hi? How are you like tostart with a nice bottle of Kianti and
a couple of Caesar salads to getstarted? And I'm gonna have the bee
for roni, some teenage mutant ninjaturtles for the lady. Brian Reagan,
(04:17):
My lady lady, you don't andyou don't like you've never tried spaghettios.
I've never had spaghettios. I've neverhad beef a roni. You've never had
any like Jef Bardy Nope. Andyou went to college, Yep, I
had those little I had Kraft macand cheese. Yeah, we all had
those. Yeah right right, allright? Day twenty nine for the trivia
(04:38):
question. Good morning, here's this. Hey, Johnny Bonney is Bobby Gen
call him back? Bobby G.Did you listen to the podcast? I
did not, Johnny, but Igot a really good hint. All right,
Pittsburgh has three thousand, seven hundredand fifty two of these, more
than the entire continent of Europe.I'm gonna go with cell phone dollars.
You know, funy gee, you'rekind of close, but you got to
(05:02):
listen to the podcast. You gottalisten to the podcast. We give you
the answer, all right, pleasefour one, two, three, three,
three ninety four or five? Oh, please tell me you have the
answer. Not a building? Ohabout the shop, isn't it? Sorry?
Yeah, Angela? What what yougot for us? I was thinking
high risers, guys, crapers?Is that a building? That's a building?
(05:25):
It's not a building? Sorry?Who's this question for? All right?
Well, we gave the answer onthe podcast. So Pittsburgh has three
thousand, seven and fifty two ofthese, more than the entire continent of
Europe. Land lines, landlines,you guys are close. You gotta listen
(05:47):
to the podcast. Gotta listen tothe podcast. I'll go the right one.
All right, let's take three more? Uh push punton telephone? Yeah
you got you're close. You're close. You guys are close. But listen
to the podcast, Danny, let'stake two more dog licenses, dog licenses?
(06:08):
No, not it, Barry,how are you today? I'm great?
How are you well? I'm hopingyou listen to the podcast because you're
the last call a take today.I'm trying to I'm not sore. We're
want to go with We'll pick theright one. I'll go with the public
mailboxes, the blue mailboxes. Thenwhat was the other one? Telephone?
(06:29):
Pol gotta pick one, got topick one one of them? Right,
No, neither one. He's likethe game show host, you know.
Man, all right, same questiontomorrow? Thank you? Okay, all
(06:50):
right, you're killing me man.Now the answer is guitarist Joe Stratiani.
Good morning. Who's this April?Hi? April? How are you?
I'm good? How are you good? What can I do? YadA?
I wanted to answer the tribute,Well, we're done taking calls. But
what would have been your guest?Oh? Is it over pay phones?
(07:11):
Yeah? Now tomorrow, seven o'clock. We've been trying to call you.
Take it through. It's some busy. I'm sorry, it's because my son
got in the car at like sevenoh one day. Blame your son,
dog God, im going to schoolgetting educated. Who needs education? When
the roadward trivia question is still goingon? I know, right, we
(07:31):
answered, we listen every morning andget so annoyed. So we listened to
the We listen to you guys andlisten. Well, that's why I'm here,
just to annoy you. Well,thank you for sure. Hey,
all right, poor little Timmy andhis mommy, I know you all right,
payphones, payphones, payphones, takeyour calls tomorrow at seven o'clock.
(07:58):
All right, this report brought youby Geep you Life. So the Steelers
been on a bit of a roll. They won the last two games.
But let's not forget there's another teamin town, and the Pentons have now
won five in a row. Theybeat Columbus last night five to three.
And oh, by the way,we got a hat trick from a youngster
by the name of it was whois that guy? Yeah, Sydney,
(08:20):
Sydney. I don't know. He'skind of the he's still got it.
They host The Devil's Coming Up tomorrownight. In Music News, the Beatles
still making history. Their latest songNow and Then debuted at number seven on
Billboard's Hot one hundred, extending therecord with the most top ten hits with
(08:41):
thirty five. What group do youthink is at number two? The Monkeys,
The Rolling Stones, Alex van Halenand David Lee Roth have been dragging
their feet to on it like somesort of tribute for Eddie van Halen.
So Sammy to the rescue. SammyHagar just announced he's going to do a
van Halen centric tour next summer.He's going to be joined by Michael Anthony
(09:05):
and Jason Bonham from the Circle,along with guitarist Joe Stratianni and no Pittsburgh
show, but there are some there'ssome openings in the in the in the
schedule, so I'm hoping that thatOh that'd be great. Yeah, yeah,
all right, let's give away sometickets for Hoodi and the Bluefish.
They're going to be at Starlight thissummer. Another round of who sings at
Christmas edition? Give this a listen, Tell me who this is not the
(09:28):
not these backgrounds? Yeah, nokiddingcause that's freaking me out. Okay,
all right, tell me here yougo, falling on the ground. No,
right, Bony Diver. Can youtell me who's singing the soul?
You're scaring me? Okay, it'ssort of a Sammy hagar Field maybe,
(09:50):
or Bob Sieger or Aerosmith. Juststart naming every artist that we play.
Okay, the pretenders. No wait, Alice Cooper, it's not House Cooper.
Alright? Four one, two,three, three, three ninety four
or five? Oh tell me whosings it? Then you get tickets for
(10:11):
Hoody? You you coming, getup, big cattle? All right,
good morning? Who's this? Allright? Kevin? Where are you calling
from? Ah? Okay, okay, all right, time for another round
of Who Sings a Christmas edition?If you can tell me who sings it,
we'll give you tickets for Hoody.Let's give this a quick listen,
(10:31):
good little girl, call alright,brother, who do you think that is?
I'm wild guest, Annie Iris No, all right, all right,
Mike, you're the last calling oftake today. You got it right,
You went otherwise date number two tomorrow. So let's give this a quick listen.
(10:52):
All right, you, good littlegirl, all right, who do
you think that is? Harry?Could be? Is it is? It
could be Johnny. No, no, no, no, it's not Harry
connic alright, I'll give you ahint. It's an actor. Is there
(11:18):
a piano in this joint? Allright, Bonnie, do you have another
guess on who it might be?Is it Rianni Blackly Black Joe Satriani?
(11:43):
Jeez? Nice? Oh, hesnorted, that's awesome? All right?
The the actor? Okay, Ican't say Steve Luthergur he started in The
Hateful Eight, Big Trouble in LittleChina. Nope, Tombstone. Uh,
escape from New York. Very goodthing, my back. You go overboard,
(12:13):
Goldie hawn Oh uh curly hair,Yeah, I don't know the guy
with curly hair. Come on,Will Ferrell. Now the answer is guitarist
Joe Stray. Make me have thatbad laughter? So mean there's the answer.
(12:39):
Uh oh, Kurt Douglas, No, oh, chef chance, that
is awesome. Shoot k Douglas.Kurt Russell, God liquid things like crag
(13:01):
and spitting the know this is runny. Just I'm sorry Everyboddy, thank you
for listening for really awful. Thisis the end of our career. Say
bye bye, Boddy, Kurt Russell, Bye bye,
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