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We can't sing, but we stop. Doctor Johnny fever and here everyone Bonnie
made a friend in class, laughlike a little girl. You are so
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weird. He's cut his coffee cup. He's making noise like we don't have
noise, no sound effects or anythinglike a library like most radio stations.
I have no idea what you're talkingabout. He's talking into his coffee and
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nothing is worse than that. It'sawesome from talk like this. Boys like
French fried potatos. Reckon, Idon't have to kill Noah. All right,
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that's it for us by Bonnie.Welcome in. This is the Johnny
and Bonnie candensuper whatever. That isnice podcasting live and top iHeart Mountain.
It's November thirtieth and three hundred andthirty fourth day of the year. Thirty
one days were made, eleven daysto our Yin's are Christmas concert in?
Twenty five days to Christmas. Yay. Today is Computer Security Day, National
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Mason Jar Day. You know,by the way, Bonnie has lots of
Masons. We have three cases ofMason jars if you would has the top
and everything. They're all just we'regoing to use them for for canning and
Jerry's and all this kind of stuff, and then the guy that Jerry's use
we had a cherry tree. Oh, I thought you said, Jerry's Jerry
Jar. We're gonna start chopping upa chair. Jerry, Yeah, Mason
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Jar, Merry Christmas, Jerry nice. Anyway, I got them. This
is Jenllny taste the need an oddNational Moose Day, National and Personal Space
Day, National stay at home becauseyou're well I missed out on that one.
And Perpetual Youth Day and what isit day number eight for the road
warriy trivia question killing up after this. My dad he was a wrestling coach
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and he's retired and his hobby iswoodworking. During the pandemic, he was
doing his woodworking and he cut hisfinger off. And this is not the
first time it's happened. I waslike, Dad, we can only do
this seven more times. They're notsalamander tails. They're not coming back.
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He cut his finger off. Wheredid he go? Urgent care? I
was like, Dad, that's noti'll cut your finger off type of place
right there. If you lose abody part, you don't show up to
a strip mall, all right,like that a hospital? But he went
there and they did a good job. They clean him up, and they're
like, hey, he has tohave surgery tonight, and we don't do
that. Here, we can gethim a flu shot, you know.
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Like, but they found a surgeon. Uh, you know, there was
forms to fill out and my dad'sgot half a finger, so I got
to fill him out. And thefirst question was medical history. Now,
my dad has had a lot ofstuff, okay, and you know,
he's one of the toughest human beingsyou'll ever meet. I'm pretty sure there's
some stuff that he has that he'snot telling me about. So to be
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safe these days, when I getthat question, I check them all,
check him, check them all,sir. It says here, your father
has an ovarian sister. Yeah,yeah, I think it's a left one.
Greg Warren, he's funny. That'sthat's me going to the doccent.
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Can you do a prostate check onme? Because I heard that's important?
Nice? What? No, Uh, my son's going to kill me for
telling this story. Oh well,well, one time he had he had
had to have a physical and Ihad one scheduled, so I called.
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I said, Hey, we havethe same names. Can we both go
you know, can we can?We can? We can I exchange it?
And they said, just both ofyou come in. Okay. So
so my son's in the in thein the room during my exam and it's
time for his. No, myoh, my state. Thanks. Yeah,
you should have seen my son lookingat me like that's the last thing
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you want to see done with yourfather. So yeah, all right,
we're fun. We should edit thatout at times. He's not gonna like
that at all. They ate forthe trivia question. Good morning, who's
this? All right? Chuck?This is quite common today. You've probably
done it. I know I've doneit. But the first time it ever
happened actually was here in Pittsburgh overone hundred years ago. What happened?
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Run a somebwe No, it hasnothing to do with transportation? Four one,
two, three, three ninety fouror five? Which you got?
Would it be using the public toilet? No, nothing like that at all.
Okay, Jen, your turn.Listening to the radio. Yeah,
we've had a lot of people sayradio has nothing to do with radio.
Okay, let's go to Brian.Your turn. Is it somebody wore a
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Steeler jersey? Not the answer,I'm looking for a nice try let's take
three more go ahead, Hey Jordan, how about you use zippers on pins?
Sorry? Thanks? Two more togo. Salvation Army donation that happened
during World War One, which whichis about one hundred years ago, but
not the answer I'm looking for.Okay, thank you, Kristin. How
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are we today? I'm doing well, little poll? Is that good?
All right? Well you have thelast call of take today. You get
it right, you win? Otherwiseday number nine tomorrow. Okay. Is
it traveling through a tunnel? No, it has nothing to do with transportation.
All okay, thank you? Allright, Monnie, do you have
a do you have a guess ordo you have a course? Go through
the things that we know that thehints that we gave. So what was
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the big hint yesterday? Something youwear? You brought that up and it's
it's close, it's close. Butthat's oh, it's not like compression socks.
That's so randomly weird. Why not, right, it's that's closer than
most compression socks are closer than well, it's better than driving through a tunnel.
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So I've made your day. Thereyou go, all right, So
we'll take a call tomorrow at seveno'clock. All right, this report brought
to you by GBU Life. Wellgot good news for Pittsburgh. All right.
The Post Gazette is reporting the Steelersare looking to host the NFL Draft
and either twenty twenty six or twentytwenty seven. So that's cool. I've
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never done that. It would besomething I'd like to go to. Okay,
Schieler's host the Arizona Cardinals on Sundayat one pm. We'll have tickets
to give away tomorrow. Nice.Remember that royal's got a buck scandal a
couple of years ago, where amember of the royal family had concerns about
Prince Archie's race. Well it turnsout, oh yeah, the baby,
right right, yeah, Well itturns out it wasn't just one royal,
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it was two. Pierce Morgan claimsit was none other than King Charles the
Third and Princess Cape Middleton. Sothere you go. A dating show based
on sex in the city is inthe works. In other words, women
of a certain age drinking lots ofalcohol, chasing boy toys and rich men.
Ladies, ladies. Just so youknow, we're not just a piece
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of meat. We have emotions too. My eyes are rolling right now.
The band Kiss I'm sorry. Theband Kiss is kissing touring Goodbye this weekend.
Their End of the Road tour ishitting the End of the Road this
Friday and Saturday at Madison Square Garden. Of course, the their Goodbye tour
started in nineteen ninety six, andI really wish I wasn't kidding about but
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yeah, so how soon how youwant to put put a place of bet
Do you think they'll we're gonna comeback for it? Do you think buy
part two? End of the Road? Fork in the Road? We're just
going to Yeah, So what wouldbe cool? Would be uh? If
if they had like a new band, like a brand new, whole new
band. How would you know ifthey were the man? That's the thing.
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That's the thing. You don't knowwho cares that you put on a
spectacle, you know who cares upon stage? That would be fun,
all right. So the website timeoutdot com, which is a UK website,
came up with their top ten greatestChristmas songs of all time. We
get to you know, a listlike this all the time. This is
the first one of the seasons.So of all the Christmas songs that you
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could have you know what song doyou think is number one on their list?
And you have to do it inan English accent? So, oh
bright, Bonnie, what song doyou think he's number one? Where I'm
going to go with a Christmas eightuk going to say John Lennon and happy
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Christmas? No, no, no, John Lennon on the on the top
ten. No it's not I know, no, I'm so sorry, but
Lenny, it's not talk to youon the list. Give me a strike
one? Okay, how about SontaBaby Baby is not on the list.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Sorry, Okay, puppets, sorry, right
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too? Okay do they know it'sChristmas? You would think? You think?
Because yeah, no? But allright, then I'm going to the
hippo well you know they don't havehippos and sense a humorable well dominic the
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donkey? Then all right, whatsong should be on the list? Calling
out? No bride, just havea little fun here? All right?
Good morning? Who's this? I'mright? All right? Of all the
Christmas songs, which one is yourfavorite? Let's see if it made their
list. I'm gonna have to sayjingle bells. Jingle Bells did not make
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their list, Lonnie, what songare you going to go with? Holy
Night Man? That's like it?No, not on their list, buddy,
good to hear from you though.All right, let's go to Linda.
What you got? George Michael LastChristmas Christmas number three on their list,
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Thank you? Okay, Jackie,what do you got? Ben Crosby
White Christmas? Why Christmas? Love? What Christmas? Four on their list?
Good job? All right, thankyou? All right. Going back
to Bonnie. Of all the Christmassongs, say, do you have another
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guest on what? Number one?I would say possibly Dean Martin forgot I
forgot what anything? Because UK?What the Queens? So I would say
that d Mountain that maybe it's coldout such cold. Here's number ten,
John cale Child's Christmas in Wales.Oh, I'm really into the spirit now,
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all right, brother. Number nineon the list is a boy Bands
seventeenth. This song is called StayAnother Day. Now we're getting into some
songs that you'll know. Here's numbereight on the list. Yeah, number
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seven, buddy, it's cold ElephusGerald and Louis are strong. Okay.
Number six and he's number five Darleynumber four, Ingo three whistles, all
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right, number two. This justruins the list. It's the band is
called the Pogues and the song iscalled fairy Tales of New York. Hut
the drunk a Yeah, they're wild. Number one is no surprise Greeen of
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Christmas number one in UK as well. So she's going to be here next
week. All right. So that'sit for or whatever we call this little
thing podcast. Oh it's that podcast, the technical term podcast. I'm going
to get credit for doing a podcasttoday. Yay, yay, look at
us. All right, we'll beback tomorrow day number nine for the road
worry trivia question. We'll have moreMariah tickets to give away, more tickets
for a very ins Christmas. Soit's going to be another busy day.
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So you are Oh that's right,you're out again solo Johnny tomorrow. So
sorry, must be off. I'mgetting off to Ohio. All right,
let's hear your English accent? Goahead? What my English accent? Okay?
Can you do an Irish accent?I don't think so. German?
Do a German octoon? Baby,my little leven Sean? Alright, how
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do you say? How do yousay goodbye? In German? I waved
my hand is what I do,all right, say Avida Boni a vid Sa Bonney