11/4: Why Do Men Suck, Day #10 for Trivia, & Top 10 Street Walker Songs

 Why Do Men Suck, Day #10 for Trivia, & Top 10 Street Walker Songs

Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:00):
Oh, Danny, you get a real nice face, now, don't you. Johnny, Well,
actually I'm Johnny.

Speaker 2 (00:08):
That's what Johnny.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
That's we're gonna tell the boys about Johnny.

Speaker 3 (00:10):
Doctor Johnny Fever and I here.

Speaker 1 (00:20):
All right. So it's election day, it is go vote.
Have you ever considered running for public office?

Speaker 2 (00:26):
I have, really, Yeah, you'd be good. I feel like
I'm reasonable.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
I'd be horrible.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Why idea, you're like a very uh friendly.

Speaker 1 (00:39):
Guy, and you can't be friendly and be.

Speaker 2 (00:42):
Sure you can you have to be you.

Speaker 1 (00:45):
No, you must be ruthless and mean and vicious. I
don't know. I have no desire to ever run for
public office.

Speaker 2 (00:51):
Yea, I have thought about it, not like president, not
like you know, just like a local position.

Speaker 3 (01:00):
I said this on the air today, and I swear
to God, my neighbor. This is when I first moved
to Pennsbury. There was a writing campaign. I think it
was for like commissioner or public you.

Speaker 2 (01:11):
Know of your council, yes, type community.

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Something like that. I can't even remember.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
So I wrote my neighbor in her name, I wrote
her name?

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Did you tell her? Well?

Speaker 3 (01:22):
She found out after she won with one vote, one vote,
and she turned it down and she goes, you're not
going to believe this, But I actually got a call
from the you know, blah blah blah, the commission that
actually won.

Speaker 1 (01:38):
Somebody wrote me in. I'm like, oh my god, that was.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
Me, and she's like you, so is she won with
one vote? Then that means nobody else won or they
turned it down also.

Speaker 1 (01:49):
That could be. I don't know, but if that was
a reminder to me that your vote counts.

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Everybody's vote counts.

Speaker 3 (01:56):
One vote, all one vote, they all add And I
write her in every single year. She doesn't even live
in the community anymore. I still write her in just
so she gets a phone call. She has to turn
it down. Because I'm that kind of guy. That's why,
and that's why I should run for public office, because
I don't think I take it seriously. So anyway, all right,

(02:19):
welcome in November fourth, the three hundred and eighth day
of the year. Fifty seven days remain, just one day
until our winter warm up requestethon tomorrow. I'm going to
give you a number. You can call it now, but
nobody's going to answer it. One eight eight two three
warm that's the request line. And what we're going to
ask you to do is make a donation to the

(02:39):
Dollar Energy Fund. If you become a neighborhood hero, that
is somebody who's willing to give fifteen dollars a month,
it's one hundred and eighty dollars a year, and you
get some incentive prizes like gift cards and like tickets.
I think we have Globetrotter tickets this year and something
like that. I think Pained Glasses is helping out great.

(03:00):
And then you're also qualifies for some really cool grand
prizes and one of them I know is going to
be we will pay your utilities.

Speaker 1 (03:07):
For a year.

Speaker 2 (03:07):
Wow, that's huge. That is huge, way more than the
one to eighty that's your.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Yeah, So that's tomorrow. I think we're going to kick
things off around eight o'clock. So eight seventeen days until
we start playing Christmas music, thirty four days until our
yin's are Christmas Show, fifty one days to Christmas. Today
is pimping Ain't Easy day as well as Election Day?
Is it a coincidence that those two days happen to correspond?

Speaker 1 (03:33):
I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (03:35):
Anyway, We've got a special top ten list about that
coming up later in the podcast King tut Day National
Candy Day, which is weird because you would think that
would be Halloween.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
Maybe it's just your last day to get rid of Halloween.

Speaker 3 (03:50):
Can I do love the fact that after Halloween everybody
brings in there there.

Speaker 2 (03:54):
It didn't seem to be much yesterday.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Are you kidding me?

Speaker 2 (03:57):
Yeah? I only saw you know, like whatoo's nor out there?

Speaker 3 (04:00):
No, no, somebody there was probably ten thousand tutsi rolls.
In fact, somebody who was in here last night dumped
a bunch of tutsi rolls.

Speaker 1 (04:09):
They didn't throw them away. Good god.

Speaker 2 (04:12):
Disc jockeys are animals, savages.

Speaker 3 (04:17):
And it's not the females. Ye let me, let me,
let me, it's not female disc jockey's. It's always men, men,
disc jockeys whatever. They just we're just pigs. I don't
know why.

Speaker 2 (04:30):
I don't know either. You know what kills me? This
is something that I complain about, no matter what building
we're in, is throwing away garbage in the kitchen.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (04:41):
Here you have to walk past if you make coffee.
They use the k cups here. Yeah, so if you
make coffee, you have to walk past the garbage can
to leave the kitchen. Yet everybody leaves the K cup
in the brewer after they use it. It's like, it's

(05:02):
not that hot, it's not going to burn your hands.
On top of that, all you have to do is
turn around and throw it away.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
And uh, like I was the last one to have
the last piece of pizza, Steeler pizza.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
Please don't tell me you left the box in the fridge.

Speaker 1 (05:15):
I did not. Usually they do you open it up,
no pizza in there. Why would you leave the box
in the refrigerator. I don't know. Now, I get it.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
It doesn't fit real well into the Uh the garbage,
the garbage can so put it somewhere, put it behind
it or something.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
That's what I did. I was like, oh, and there's
always coffee drippings all over the counter and.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
Art, I don't understand it. Art.

Speaker 1 (05:40):
That's me pounding on the.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
Because here's the thing. This is all a shared space.
It is you want to be a slob at home,
pull for it, but here, come on, you do you
at home?

Speaker 3 (05:51):
But jeez, home man takes a second to get like
a paper towel and wipe up your your coffee mess.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
I don't get it.

Speaker 1 (06:00):
I don't get it either.

Speaker 2 (06:01):
It is another thing that has nothing to do with work.
So if you were going to say something about work,
kitchens and stuff, I was.

Speaker 1 (06:07):
Going to talk about the men's bathrooms here.

Speaker 2 (06:09):
Oh I haven't been in there.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Okay, what were you going to say?

Speaker 2 (06:13):
Why do men spit so much?

Speaker 3 (06:17):
What is that? Why don't you that's the the.

Speaker 2 (06:22):
Men spitting in public all the time. It's like, what
are you extra juicy? Like, what are you doing? Mere extency?
Why do men spit?

Speaker 3 (06:36):
But but I love when when you watch a woman
try to spit. Women are not capable. It's spitting, which
is funny. It's not easy and guys, we just it
comes naturally. And but yeah, you're right, you know, like really, yeah,
we got to walk through that.

Speaker 2 (06:55):
Yeah, I don't get it.

Speaker 1 (06:57):
What's the need something in our jeans? I guess all right.

Speaker 3 (07:03):
We've got day number ten for the road Roy Trivia
question coming up after this comedy cut from Noah Gardenswartz.

Speaker 4 (07:10):
My girlfriend and I moved in together. It was a
big step in doing so. We had to take the
prerequisite couples shopping trip to Aikea go and get everything
for our place. We're putting everything together. Had Ikea parts
all over our floor. One of my friends came over,
saw everything on the floor. He asked us what we
were building. My girlfriend said our lives together at literally

(07:33):
the exact same time as I said, shelves. So then
I started building a couch I've been sleeping on. We
tried to keep the romance alive, so we have date
night once a week. Last date I took her to
was to one of those wine and paint places where
you can bring your own bottle of wine and sip

(07:55):
it while the instructor teaches the whole class how to paint.
The entire class was full of cut bulls, where the
women were very excited to be there and the men
were very clearly dragged there. But after about an hour
of drinking wine, the women completely stopped caring about the
painting and the men got super serious about the page.

Speaker 3 (08:18):
As we spit right, all right, hey ten for the
trivia question. Good morning, who's this?

Speaker 1 (08:27):
Hey Kevin? Hey Kevin? The answer is easy, right yeah.

Speaker 3 (08:31):
Surety years ago a Scottish shoemaker sold one of these
to a local politician. Politician tinkered with it, creating something
new that is still extremely popular today.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
What is it? How above Christmas?

Speaker 2 (08:44):
Lights.

Speaker 1 (08:45):
See that was easy.

Speaker 3 (08:47):
It's not the right answer, right, it's easy to come
up with a punk Kevin eight five five three three
three ninety four five?

Speaker 1 (08:55):
Oh, what you got? Telephone? It's not a telephone. Okay, okay,
I don't think she believed me. Okay, take your full
of crap heart. Well, what's your guess?

Speaker 2 (09:08):
Is it a tate measure?

Speaker 1 (09:10):
A tape measure is not the answer. A nice try, Hey,
have a good day, good morning. Who's this mom?

Speaker 2 (09:17):
Felicia?

Speaker 3 (09:18):
All right, Felicia. One hundred and fifty years ago, a
Scottish shoemaker sold one of these to a local politician.
The politician tinker with it, creating something new that is
still extremely popular today.

Speaker 1 (09:28):
The answer is obvious, right, shoeshine.

Speaker 3 (09:34):
Shoeshine has nothing to do with footwear whatsoever. See, it's
one of those Johnny questions. It's a head fake. Yeah,
I say shoemaker, and everybody thinks it has something to
do with the feet. Has nothing to do with feet.
Let's take three more. Go ahead, Hi, good morning.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
How about a candy mold?

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Candy mold? Not bad, but not the answer. I'm looking
for two more to go.

Speaker 1 (09:56):
What you got?

Speaker 4 (09:57):
Oh?

Speaker 1 (09:57):
Yes, I'm saying, go clee see.

Speaker 3 (10:01):
It has nothing to do with footwear at all. Okay,
Jeff Colin, how the heck are you good?

Speaker 1 (10:07):
How are you doing good? You're the last calling I
take today. You get it right? You went otherwise? Day
number eleven. Tomorrow, how about a raincoat? A raincoat is
not the answer tomorrow. Okay, thank you, thank you? All right. Now,
do you have a guess or do you have a question?

Speaker 2 (10:26):
Is it health related?

Speaker 1 (10:30):
It is not. What's most important to me? News updates,
natural news, news updates. I like all the local news.
Where are you going with that? I don't know.

Speaker 2 (10:40):
Okay, maybe like a treadmill.

Speaker 1 (10:44):
Oh, nothing like that at all.

Speaker 2 (10:48):
Okay. Remember mister Pib.

Speaker 1 (10:50):
Oh yeah, yeah, it's it's it's coming back.

Speaker 2 (10:53):
It is. The Coca Cola Company has announced it's reintroducing
mister PIB twenty four years after disco continuing the brand.
The company said the revived Mister Pib will have thirty
percent more caffeine than PIB Extra, the brand it was
originally replaced with, which I don't remember.

Speaker 3 (11:11):
And I know why they're bringing it back because doctor
Pepper has really taken a huge bite of the soda
pop oh Market, So yeah, that makes all the sense
in the world.

Speaker 2 (11:21):
It's also getting a new slogan, Bold Kick a Cherry
for its intense sweet cherry flavor with hints of caramel
and a lingering spicy finish. According to its description.

Speaker 1 (11:32):
Do you know what doctor Pepper's original name was? No,
the Waco. It was made in Waco, Texas.

Speaker 2 (11:40):
Was that a trivia question? At one time? He was, Yeah,
well that sounds like fun. I don't know if anybody
else would be into this, but in Mongolia's Gobi Desert,
a company is setting up a realistic Martian simulation which
will allow tourists to train like astronauts at a camp
that blends science, survival, and serious. Since the temperatures in

(12:01):
the Gobi Desert range from forty below to one hundred
and fifteen degrees above, and since the soil has a
reddish color, it is eerily similar to the surface of Mars,
so this tourist attraction, which is set to open in
twenty twenty nine, will allow visitors to suit up, sleep
in pods, and tackle tasks like driving rovers and solving

(12:23):
survival problems, giving visitors a complete Mars experience. It sounds
like fun. It's probably a gazillion dollars.

Speaker 1 (12:31):
It sounds fun to you.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
Yeah, I think it sounds cool like you're still on earth.
So yeah, nut's no.

Speaker 1 (12:39):
No, I'm more of a beach guy. Yeah yeah.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
If have you ever gone on any other kind of vacation?

Speaker 3 (12:46):
No camping, camping, but now it's more glamping. Yeah, because
I can't not sleep in a bed.

Speaker 1 (12:57):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (12:57):
But all right, let's talk street all right, So today
is election day. Of course it's also pimping Ain't Easy Day?
And is that a coincidence?

Speaker 2 (13:10):
I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
I don't think so.

Speaker 3 (13:13):
So I asked chat chpt to come up with the
top ten street walker songs for pimpen Ain't Easy Day.

Speaker 2 (13:20):
You told me this at like six am today, and
I thought you were joking.

Speaker 3 (13:26):
When I saw that, I was like, okay, I couldn't honestly,
I couldn't think of one.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
Yeah, And so I'll be honest with you.

Speaker 3 (13:33):
Some of these songs, I I don't know if they
actually qualify of street walkers song, but I'm just this
is AI.

Speaker 2 (13:41):
Do you know all the songs?

Speaker 3 (13:42):
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah? What's did you?
Can you think of a couple of songs?

Speaker 2 (13:47):
Maybe maybe Lady Mama.

Speaker 1 (13:51):
Oh, that's a good one.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
Yeah, all right, that's really the only one I could.

Speaker 1 (13:56):
You know what, that's the one that I thought of too. Yeah,
so is it number one?

Speaker 2 (14:01):
I don't know? Maybe? Yeah, sure?

Speaker 1 (14:04):
Is there any other songs that you think of?

Speaker 2 (14:07):
I mean only Rockxanne because of the lyrics.

Speaker 1 (14:13):
You don't have to put it on the red light.

Speaker 2 (14:14):
Yeah, that lights historic. Yeah, okay, I didn't think of that.

Speaker 3 (14:18):
When I saw it on the list, I said, okay,
that makes sense. Yeah, all right, you ready.

Speaker 1 (14:21):
For the top ten?

Speaker 3 (14:22):
I'm ready, all right, here we go. Number ten it
is Animals the House of the Rising Sun. Number nine
is Nick Gilder.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
I didn't I didn't realize that song. But then I
looked at the lyrics and I was.

Speaker 2 (14:40):
Like, oh, yeah, okay.

Speaker 3 (14:43):
Number eight say then, I still don't know if that's
I checked.

Speaker 2 (14:52):
Maybe that line maybe I don't know.

Speaker 1 (14:55):
Number seven.

Speaker 3 (14:58):
Island Girl from John I wasn't aware of that. Okay,
Number six you got oh that was number six Peddle Label.

Speaker 1 (15:09):
And number five Flondie and Call Me.

Speaker 3 (15:15):
That was in the movie. Uh jiggalow, Okay, all right,
Number four jes yep, that's did you not know that
was I didn't know that high praised prostitute number three, Lunchstones,

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you got number two.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
That would have been number one on my list. Yeah,
one more to go. Do you have another guest?

Speaker 2 (15:45):
Absolutely no, guess, give me.

Speaker 1 (15:47):
A drum roll. However, Donna Summer number one on the list.
So there you. Thank you for listening to the podcasts.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
We'll catch you tomorrow as we kick off our winter
warm up request a thon.

Speaker 1 (16:05):
And benefit the Dollar Energy Fund.

Speaker 3 (16:07):
So it's going to be fun, a lot of work,
but it's a lot of fun and certainly worth it.
So hopefully you join in and please give generously to
the Dollar Energy Fund, and we really do appreciate it.
So all right, thank you for listening to the podcasts.
We'll catch you tomorrow starting at five am. That's it
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