5/21: Brand New Trivia Question & How Jonny Got Revenge on Val for Her April Fools Joke

Brand New Trivia Question & How Jonny Got Revenge on Val for Her April Fools Joke

Episode Transcript

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Oh, Valerie, have you lostyour wits? Oh? Danny, go
get a real nice face, now, don't you. Johnny, You're well,
actually, I'm Johnny. That's whatJohnny. That's we're going to tell
the boys about Johnny Cocker, JohnnyFever and I am burning in here.

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Oh Valerie, have you lost yourwits? Is that your mom would say
that she did when I got mybelly button pierced? Oh that's right,
that's right. Well I had todig that up. I could not find
it, and finally it was like, oh, there it is. I
remembered it. Vallerie, have youlost your wits? I remembered it was

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something my mother had said, butI didn't remember. That's what it was,
all right? Welcome in. Thisis the Cadeted super Cap Podcast.
UH for May twenty first, theone hundred and forty second day of the
year, two hundred and twenty fourdays remained five days to Memorial Day,
twenty six days until Fay forty fourdays until July fourth, and two hundred

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and eighteen shopping days to Christmas.Today is American Red Cross Founder's Day.
So if you found an American RedCross, does that make you a finder?
No, a founder. I don'tknow. I don't think that's what
they're talking about. Johnny Dinosaur Day, Were you in everything, like you
know in the Dinosaurs? Yeah?No, I think that's a boy thing.

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It really is. Yeah, moreso I need a patch for that
day. International Tea Day. Isthere a patch to help you sleep?
If there is, I want it, I'm gonna google that right now.
Well you do the camamelte Yeah,that doesn't work because that just makes your
pee in the middle of the night. National Memo Day, National Strawberries and

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Cream Day, National Waiters and WaitressesDay, Rapture Party Day, and Sister
Maria Hummel Day. This is alsothe day after I got my April Fool's
revenge. That's right, forty ninedays in the making. I finally got
my revenge. And we'll tell youabout it coming up after this. How

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is any young person ever gonna owna home? It's maybe you hate old
people. I see a few ofyou in here tonight. I hate you
because every old person in a citylike la or New York or London is
the same. They're like, whoaelse is worth two billion dollars? But
when I bought it in nineteen eightyone. I paid eleven raspberries for him,

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and every young person's like I amdied moments each pay eleven thousand dollars
a month, although I missed thepayment last month. He took a toe.
I walk in a circle. Now, every single one of us is
a lawyer, except for ten.He's a dog with rabies and we love

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to get him out, but hisname is on the lease. Alex Elderman.
All right, So back on Aprilfirst, val the innocent looking vow.
We just started working together practically,and she said something to the effect
of all the bathrooms in the entirebuilding are shut down, an issue with

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the entire system. And I usuallywait till like the very end to pee,
and I was I've been holding forlike two hours. I'm like,
oh crap. So I go outand well, now it was pouring rain
that day. Oh that's true,I remember. And I'm like, there's
a portage on a way at theend either end of the parking lot.

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You got to go out there andgo. And of course I never bring
an umbrella. Never, never,you do, yes, yeah, And
so I get out and then allof a sudden, Amy Smith goes,
you know, she who is theyou know, the office mom? Yeah,
and she reiterated the same thing,and I'm just like And then just

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before I got outside, she's like, aprilvolved. I'm like, Voweriporter.
Can't believe she got one up onme. I don't think I've ever gotten
anybody with an April fool's joke.Usually because I started. That makes me.
That doesn't make me feel better.It does not make me feel better.
But that wasn't easy because on Aprilfirst, my head is on a

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swivel. I'm ready for it.I know it's common. I just didn't
expect it coming from you. Isold it, you did, and she's
like, it wasn't me, butit was you. So anyway, so
what happened to you yesterday? SoI'm leaving the building and it's fifty seventy

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five yards from the door to mycar. Yeah, probably yep. So
I'm approaching my car, I'm gettingcloser and I see something on the driver's
side window and I'm like, didsomeone stick something on my car? Or
is that a reflection? And I'mgetting closer. I'm like, somebody stuck
something on my car. So Iget up there and it says someone slashed

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your tire. I was like,what. So I look at the two
on the driver's side and they're fine. And as I'm walking around the front,
I'm thinking, well, the car'sare not leaning like there's a flat
tire, so I can't at theother side and there is a picture of
slash from guns and roses taped tomy tire. All right, man,

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so this, I chuckled. Ithought that is great, and so I'm
it's very rare that I leave likethe situation. Had I warn you I
was going to get you back forApril Fool's Day, but it was it
wasn't going to be quick. Ihad to plan it. And then of
course you know it was a pictureof color picture of slash giving you the

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finger. Nuh huh still in mycar? By it had to be is
it? Oh, it's in yourcar, it's still like I believe that.
Drive around with that. I thinkthat would be awesome. So you
know you usually leave you you're hereway earlier than I am, So you
leave earlier, little bit. Yeah, and on occasion I get finished before

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she does. So I had towait for a day that was nice weather,
because you can't you can't tepe iton me on the tire when it's
raining or windy, and I hadand I was like today that today's the
day. So you know, it'sten o'clock and I'm thinking, okay,
she's got to be coming out soon. Did you wait for me to leave?

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No? No, no, no. In fact, I have no
poker face, so I was.I was like giggling like a like a
like a schoolgirl. When I left, people ask you what's wrong with you?
Every day, but just that Ihad to escape. So I'm waiting,
Like, eleven o'clock goes by nothingfrom bow noon and I'm thinking,

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do I text her, like whatthe hell now? One o'clock rolls around
nothing, Two o'clock rolls around nothing, three almost almost three o'clock, and
I'm thinking, did she not seeit? Did not see it? I
know this driver's windows. You don'tknow. Maybe birds flew too, took

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it and flew off with it.I didn't know. Finally, at three
o seven, I got the text. You just said, did you slash
my tire? It was me?And so that was awesome. I love

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that well, because when you doa practical joke, you don't you don't
know how it works out. Didyou think I was mad? But I
didn't, now, okay, no, yeah, no, See, I
thought it was somebody else here atwork, and I texted him and he
didn't text me back right away.I mean it was like five minutes later
or something. But then I kindof was running aera. Wait a minute,

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so did you so? Did youtext him? Did you slash my
tires? No? I said,are you in the building today? And
he's on vacation. I'm like,okay, well was it you then?
So? And then I just wasgot busy during the day and forgot about
it. And in the afternoon,I'm like, ah, it was Johnny
Bravo young Man Brovo. All right, brand new Red Roy trivia question.

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Let's take some calls. Good morning, who's this hey, Johnny Study,
Tony my Man, Brand new RedRoy trivia question. This is very popular
today. In fact, its popularityis up one hundred and forty two percent.
But it was first mentioned in Greekliterature nine thousand years ago. What
what could it possibly be? Bowling? Not bowling? Nice? Try four

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one two, three, three,three ninety four five? Oh what you
got? Thank you? Sure?Keep working? Sorry, thank you?
Going to bob? What you got, bob, is it cupping? No,
not cupping? Sorry, let's takethree more? Go ahead, good
morning, so the X sign keepworking? Sorry? Two more Togo not

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olive oil? Now all right,thank you, Kerry. How are you?
I'm good? All right? Wellyou're the last call I take today.
You get it? Right? Youin? Otherwise, day number two
tomorrow? What you got? I'mgonna say the uh you mean the actual
Greek literature? No, it's notnot like that. Okay, okay,
thought, y'all? Thanks every day? All right. One thing I love

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about this question is that Val cameup with this question. So she,
yeah, well you inspired it.You. You gave me some statistics,
and I was like, oh,I could I could turn this into a
roadbrod traffic question. So she knowsthe answer, so I'm not going to
ask her for any guesses or hintsor anything like that. So you guys
are on your own. What's mostimportant to me? News updates? I

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like the local news, all right? What's going on? Though? Having
more than one one kid will nowcost you more in childcare than rent in
most states. According to the nonprofitChildcare Aware of America, the cost of
two kids in childcare exceeds the averagerent payments by at least twenty five percent

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nationwide, and is more than doublethat in eight states. In DC,
the average price for one kid incare was eleven five hundred and eighty two
dollars last year. What are theygoing to? You know, that's one
Georgetown University. Geez, that's crazy. It now accounts for about ten percent
of a married couple's income. Twentyfour billion in federal funding that had kept

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hundreds of thousands of childcare centers openedduring the pandemic ran out less September.
The school year, more than threemillion kids may lose access to care,
with thousands of programs set to close. That's crazy. And it's been long
known that you can make just abouteverything better by adding Girl Scout cookies,
which is why they has been everythingfrom I Hop thin mint pancakes, to

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Girl Scout Cookie coffee, and evenGirl Scout Cookie inspired beer. All of
that sounds amazing. The latest collaboration, Mary's popular Girl Scout cookie flavors with
jell O pudding, Well, sureso. The Girl Scout pudding cups.
It's just a regular Jello pudding cup, but you have a separate container of
cookie smashed up cookies. So likethe yogurt things like, yeah, samoans,

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and well, they're only going tobe available in two flavors, thin
mints, of course it's most popular. And coconut caramel. Oh, so
that's I guess samoas. Yeah,and you don't like coconuts, so that's
yeah, more for you. Yes? And how much is that available in
Pennsylvania? It doesn't say oh,because I'll be I'll be ticked off if
it's not available, because now Igotta get me some like samoan pudding.

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There you go, try it outtoday, make Johnny a happy boy.
How much online window shopping do youdo once a day? Most of us
have been virtual browsing for things wemay not ever actually buy, but it's
fun to think about having. Andthere's even a name for it, dream
scrolling, oh, or looking atdream purchases or things you would like to

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own one day. A new surveyfinds the average American spends close to two
and a half hours a day doingit. Not that much, but I
pretty much do it on a dailybasis. I can probably spend that much
time doing it. But is itlike dreams? It's not. No,
And it's not for that purpose,but it's while I'm scrolling, it's like,
oh, I really like that outfit, or oh okay, when I

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buy a house, that's a greatdeck or so. And mine's more a
little more practical. It's like,you know, I could really use like
these hinges or something like that.Yeah, And so it's not like dream
like, oh I dream of hinges. Yeah. So I'm not on there
for that purpose, but it doestake up a lot of my time.

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And I don't know about you,but I won't buy just one single thing.
I'll put that in the cart,yes, and then the next day
I'll find something else and I putthat And that is part of this.
The survey of two thousand US adultsfrom financial planning site and Power revealed that
it, you know, two anda half hours sounds like a big chunk
of time, but seventy one percentconsider it time well spent because people who

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look at their dream purchases online sayit makes it easier for them to be
smart with their money, to avoidimpulse buying or going into debt, and
to better plan to make their financialgoals a reality someday. Over half have
tabs and windows on their computers openright now, or things saved in shopping
carts that they want to buy ofa future. Guilty, Guilty. I

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have a lot of those people sayit would cost over eighty six thousand dollars
to buy everything they currently have saved. You know what, though, No,
I'm not completely being honest because youknow, I really want to get
a motorcycle, so I've like putlike a helmet in gloves and jackets in
that little section of Yeah, it'slike your wishless, Yeah, my wishless.

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So yeah, I see. IfI see something I like but I
don't want to buy it, likeright now, I'll put it in my
cart, yeah, and just leaveit there and then you know, a
week later, I'm not going tobuy that. You put it for maybe
later, yes, yeah, justso you know, they're auctioning off a
motorcycle in Bridgeville, all right downby the Tacy Freezer's a sign for it.

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