5/23: Day #3 for Trivia & The 3 Worst Versions of Stairway to Heaven

Day #3 for Trivia & The 3 Worst Versions of Stairway to Heaven

Episode Transcript

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Madison. How are we today?I'm well, this is my first time
ever getting through the radio show.Welcome aboard. Well, I hope you
give us the right answer. Sothe call goes, well, but you,
oh, Danny, go get areal nice face now, don't you.
Johnny, Well, actually, I'mJohnny. That's what Johnny. That's

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we're going to tell the boys about. Johnny Doctor Johnny Fever and I am
burning in here. Prior to beingon the radio. Did you ever call
a radio station? Yes? Oh, did you do you remember? Yeah?
I called the radio station where Igrew up in Franklin and requested a

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song. Did you do you rememberthis? Ang? Yes, feel so
Good by Chuck Manngione. It's funny. I called to a radio station in
Youngstown why one A three, andasked for earth Wind and Fire. Nice,

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I want to say Shooting Star oryou know what is it? What
is the what is shotting Star?Shounning Star? Yeah? And we called
like like thirty times and with disguiseon boy yeah right high. I'm not
the guy who just called four secondsago, could you play earth Wind and
Fire. It was my cousins Bobbyand Cindy and I. We'd call Brady.

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I was part of the Brady
family. Yep. Stephan Oski,how's that for? How's that for a
ethnic name? Huh So? Anyway, all right, Johnny and Val brought
podcasting Live and top i Heeart Mountain. This is the condensed super Cap podcast
for May twenty third, one weekleft in May, Man. This month
has just flown. Did I don'tknow where it went? One hundred and

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forty fourth day of the year.Two hundred and twenty two days remained four
days until Memorial Day Day until weofficially kick off a three day weekend twenty
four days till Father's Day, fortytwo days till July fourth, two hundred
and sixteen days to Christmas. Todayis International Shardenay Day. Do you have
a particular shortin ay that you preferme? Yeah? None, you don't

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like the shark, I'll drink itif it's if that's the only thing,
Like if you're at a wedding orsomething that's the only white they have,
I'll I'll have a sip. Butyeah, I prefer sweet Chardonay's more dry.
So do you prefer white or red? White? Okay? I like
rum just an, I like rumPunch Lucky Penny Day, and you had

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a story where a guy where wasit in Virginia? Yeah, he bought
a scratch off lottery ticket, walkedoutside. Oh there's a penny, I'll
just use that to scratch off mylottery ticket and he won ten grand a
month for ten years. That's alucky penny. It is National Taffy Day,
World's Crones and Colaidus Day, andWorld Turtle Day. Coming up later

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in the podcast. Three of theworst versions of Stairway to Heaven You could
ever wish to hear? Plus datenumber three for the Robary trivia question coming
up after this. I didn't knowI was raised trashy though, because our
neighbors were trash here. How didI know the meth? That was the
big giveaway. But it wasn't allbad. The metthey neighbors. They had

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an older sister named Tabby and shewas like sixteen when I was twelve,
and one time she stole my sister'sdress and my sister's like, hey,
I need you get that dress back. I was like, Hey, I'm
not crazy about this assignment because hernickname in school is Stabby Tabby, and
I kind of avoid confrontation as well, but I'm also terrified of you,
so off to my death. Herewe go. So I go over there

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and I knock on the door andTabby answers the door, and she's wearing
my sister's dress, and I'm like, kind of like sheep is, just
like, hey, Tabby, Stabby, I don't know if you go buying
your home, is it more formal? Stabatha, I don't where you go
by, but is there any way, please please can I get that dress
back from my sisters. I don'tknow if it's because I was young or
she was just tired of dealing withit, but she decided to relent and

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she just took off the dress andshe had nothing on underneath. And I
had never seen a naked girl inperson before, and I was like,
well, this ended up being oneof the better days of my youth because
not only did I see my firstnaked girl, I got the dress back.
So I came. I got likea hero's welcome parades in the street.
Like you did it, Dustin,you got the dress back, You're

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a hero. I was like,I am a hero. Absolutely. Also,
do any of your other friends havedresses you need back? Dustin Nicholson.
All right, where are we?Day number three? For the trivia
question, Let's do it? Goodmorning. Who's Thisson? All right,
Jason? This was first mentioned inprint nine thousand years ago in Greek literature.

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It's very popular today. In fact, its popularity is up one hundred
and forty two percent. I'm gonnasay it's wine, not wine. Sorry
for one, two, three,three, three ninety four five? O
what you got? Hey? Howabout the Olympic? Yeah, we've had
somebody say that already. Karen,What do you got for us about plates?

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Not pilates? But I like yourthree atid Karen? Thanks Yanks Myles,
she didn't swear this time. Let'sgo to bridget What you got spa
day? Spot day? Oh youjust triggered, uh val over here?
Oh spot spot it's not spat day. Sorry, ladies, Okay, but

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thank god for whoever invents. Let'stake three more dirt yard dirt, No,
sorry, yards yards? Two moreago Earth Leaders they are on the
increase. Yeah, unfortunately, that'sthat's true, But that's not the answer

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I'm looking for, Madison, Howare we today? I'm this is my
first time ever getting thirty radio showywelme a board. Well, I hope
you give us the right answer.So the call goes well, but you,
oh, you're the last call oftake today, so good luck?
Is it like concert value teller?Try again, hopefully, hopefully we'll hear

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from you again. But that's notthe answer. Yeah, that's okay,
thank you so much. Yay forgettingin today, you too, all right,
no winner today. We'll do itall again tomorrow at seven o'clock.
What's most important to me? Newsupdates, Natural news news updates. I
like all the local news. Allright, what's going on now? So

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I'll know, Johnny if you're boredfrom here on out after you hear this
story. Experts say, if youare bored in class or at work,
just do some jumping jacks, okay. Have Researchers at the Ohio State University
found short exercise breaks during long lectureswere beneficial to both students and professors when

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it came to being focused and energized. The researchers say, nobody can stay
focused for eighty minutes straight without theirmind wandering and waxing and waning for their
attention. But if you give peoplea break, get their bodies moving for
a few minutes, get a littleactivity. It gets their mind back to

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what they need to be productive doing. We're lucky enough. We don't work
eight hours, not straight, no, not even in two days, so
you know it's not a hard joband so we don't have that. But
if you do have to be focused, oh absolutely, yeah. But you
know, here's the crazy part isI do this crazy thing every morning before

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I come to work outside in thein the parking lot. Okay, I
stretch every day. Yeah, Ilook out and it's got to look goofy
because I do it every day.You know. I look out because we
overlook the city, you know,on the top of iHeart Mountain, I
look out over the city. Isay good morning to everybody. I stretch,

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I get the fresh air, movemy arms, get that blood.
So when I come in, Iam ready to move. Good Now,
the other radio stations you get inhere before, you never you have never
seen that because you're here way earlier. Yeah. I'm usually this first or
second person here in the building.But it doesn't matter who's out in the
in the parking lot. I doit, and they're probably like, what
the hell's heartwell doing is he?I'm sure they are thinking that out of

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his mind. Well, finding theperfect wedding dress can be a challenge,
but one bride avoidable. Trust me, I had such a difficult time avoided
all the shopping trips by having acustom made gown. Marianna Pavanni not only
wore address no one else had everworn before when she walked on the aisle

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this month, but she also madefashion history by wearing the world's first three
D printed wedding gown. That's crazy, which I don't even understand three D
printing. Well, you can printa house, Yes you can. I
don't understand it. Well, it'sjust like whatever fab whatever you pump in
it, it actually creates in threedimensionas I just did it. Have a

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picture of it. Yeah, itwas a beautiful gown. The Brazilian lawyer
enlisted Dutch designer Iris van Herpen.Clearly this woman has a lot of money.
Oh, I was going to say, this has to be like a
very pricey dress. They didn't listthe price, but she's known for creating
delicate three D printed pieces and madethe dress. Pavani first had a three

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D body scan done to make surethe fit would be perfect, and over
the course of two years. Sheflew to Paris twice in Amsterdam three times
for more fittings. The design tookvan Herpen six hundred hours using a software
called z brush, then printing ittook another forty one hours. The bride,

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though, was thrilled with her gownand she called it a masterpiece.
And you know, the marriages dowant to last maybe eighteen months tops.
A New Zealand man has landed inhot water after he jumped off a boat
and body slammed an orca. Videotaken by his buddies show the fifty year
old diving off the boat into apot of killer whales and landing right on

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top of one of them. Domen never stop being stupid? This guy's
fifty. This is why men don'tlive as long as women. Because I
think that'd be cool. I'll belike, oh my god, that's awesome.
Well this orca had a calf withit, and I'm like, you
know what if that guy had beeneaten, I wouldn't feel the least bit

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sorry for what disaster right it wasposted. The clip was posted on Instagram
and widely circulated. Eventually the Departmentof Conservations saw it. They were stunned.
They have fined him only three hundredand sixty five bucks for it,
so he probably figures, hey,it was worth it, huh. But
they also issued a reminder it isillegal to disrupt orcas. Orcas generally don't

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attack humans for whatever reason. Ashame. That's that's that's funny. That's
that's worth it. That's worth threehundred dollars just to hear it. FUSI,
Yeah, that's a shame. Allright, let's do this, all
right. So Robert Plant is comingto town along with Alison Kraus, going

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to do a pavilion only show comingup on What Is It? May June
fifteenth at Starlight Tickets available now atticketmaster dot com. Of course, Robert
Plant lead singer of led Zeppelin.Probably one of his most popular songs the
band. So I dug up someversions of Stairway to Heaven that are absolutely

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awful. Something we're calling Stairway tohelp, all right, So and and
I played this earlier for val andshe went three for three. So here
you go. Here's number one.Zh alright, that's a pretty easy one.
That is. Yeah, Dolly Partonlove Dolly don't like that version.

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But here's a here's another strange one. Here you go, lady who's sure
all that litter this is gold?And she's by a stairway to heaven.
Yeah, she's Pat Boon. Itis Pat Boon. So all right,
he did a I think he dida full album that I considered Zeppelin to
be metal, but he did awhole album I think of metal he did

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back in the nineties. Yeah,so that was one of the songs that
he did. So uh. Andthen this one, this isn't an awful
version. It's just like he reallyshouldn't be remaking this song. Yeah,
so it doesn't need to happen.If you can tell me who this is,
we'll give you tickets for the RobertPlant Allison Krause show. Here you
go, hes a lad who golf. She's in the Rock and Hall of

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Fame by the stairway. All right, who do you think she is?
All Right? You got a guestfor one, two, three, three,
three, ninety four or five?Oh, good luck brock the she
can't get what she came three ws. Good morning, Alex. How are

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we I'm doing great, We're doinggood? All right? Trying to give
you tickets for Robert Plant and AllisonKrause a pavilion only show at Starley coming
up on Saturday night, June fifteenth. Why do I have a problem remembering
that no tickets available now at livenation dot com. Have somebody doing a
kind of a crappy version of Stairwayto Heaven. Let's give this a little

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jin a sweet There's a song,bird Will says sometimes on thoughts miskid.
All right, who do you thinkthat is? Is it Mary Jbly?
It is Mary J. Blinde?Yeah, alright, congratulations, brother euro

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winner. Can you stick around forI can definitely check it out. Thank
you, all right, thank youfor listening to podcasts, and we'll catch
you tomorrow starting five o'clock day numberfour for the road wary trivia question.
Also, we're kicking off a summersong weekend on three WUS. We're gonna
play summer songs all weekend, longtime, unofficially kicking off the summertime.

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So I've got Johnny's top ten SummerSongs, Johnny's Johnny's top ten song which
is like the definitive list. CanI add an eleventh just for me?
Yeah? You can? You getyour own top leander. So that's all
coming up tomorrow. Plus tomorrow isthe last day for the thousand dollars pay

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day, so we have thirteen chancesfor you to win coming up tomorrow morning,
starting at nine, but we'll behere starting at five, So thanks
for listening to podcast. We'll catchyou tomorrow. That's it for us,
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