Why Did Val Put Her Purse in the Closet at 2am? Plus, a Good Hint for Trivia, and the Answer to Who Jingles It?
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(00:00):
Johnny and Val. Here looks likepartly cloudy. Skuy's a little bit of
sunshine this afternoon. The high ofeighty one is going to get messy tomorrow.
So hide your person in the closet, because that's what you should do.
Oh Danny, you get a realnice face, now, don't you.
Johnny? Well, actually I'm Johnny. That's what Johnny. That's we're
going to tell the boys about,Johnny, doctor Johnny fever. And I
(00:23):
am burning up in here, allright. I'm truly fascinated why Val hit
her person in her closet last nightbecause of the storms. But okay,
the reason I told you why,Well, okay, so it's the middle
of the night. You look atthe phone, there's there's tornado warning.
(00:45):
So you turn on channel eleven andthey're like, hey, there's tornado,
so you put it, you putyour person, well, because it's at
the center of my apartment. AndI thought, if I have to take
cover, and this is where I'llgo. And I thought, if everything
gets blown to bits, I wantmy wallet. You want people to identify
you that and if I have tobuy all new stuff, I'll have my
(01:07):
credit cards. It's just available.I don't know if anybody else does.
Okay, okay, I was like, yeah, I read that. That's
some tip you should you should do. That was just me in the middle
of the night, brain, twoo'clock fog, thinking, thinking maybe I
should put my purse in the rightand did you did you join your person
into the closet? No? Inever did. I got back in bed
(01:29):
because they while I was watching,they said it it's the warning expired.
And I slept through everything. Ihad no idea there was storm still.
I took the dog out in themorning and there was debris all over the
yard. That's amazing. That isgoing on. Wow, there was some
flash flooding along the road the wayinto work. So uh, looks like
(01:49):
tomorrow is going to be nice.But then it's going to get a little
dicey tomorrow again. So all right, welcome in. This is the condensed
super Cap podcast for May eighth,the one hundred and twenty ninth day of
the year. Two hundred and thirtyseven days remain. Four days until Mother's
Day, nineteen days until Memorial Day, two hundred and thirty one days to
Christmas. Today is donate Vow's wagesto charity day. Don't do that.
(02:14):
Charity would be like that's it,that's it, that's all you got.
Free Trade Day, No, thisis donate a day's wages to charity day,
Free Trade Day, International reception.This day National Coconut Cream Pie Day.
I do like me some coconut creampie. And vow's not a fan
of any kind of coconut Nope.Do you like like coconut liqueur or anything
(02:37):
like that, like pina colada?Isn't that? Yes, I would drink
it, but I wouldn't choose it. So yeah, So it's not a
texture thing because some people do well, I do like it's like hair in
your mouth, Oh my god,Oh my god, kind of like purs
in your closet, hair in yourmouth. National gives someone a cupcake day,
(03:01):
National have a coke Day? Nationaland a smile? Are you a
coke person or pepsi person? Idon't really drink either, but I would
choose pepsi over coke. Okay,I like cokes a little oh harder.
I don't know how to describe it. Other I like coke, but I
you actually I like probably die cokebetter than I like die pepsi. In
(03:23):
a mixed drink coke, okay,But if I'm just drinking it straight pepsi
okay, if you were in acloset with your purse, National School Nurse
Day, National Student Nurse's Day,This is Nurse's week obviously, National third
Shift Workers Day, No Socks Day, Victory in Europe Day, and World
(03:45):
Ovarian Cancer Day and day number ninefor the road wary trivia question coming up
after this. I can't help it. At the beginning of a relationship with
a guy, I just assume anythingnice he does is a move he pulls
on everybody, and I'm not gonnafall for your choreography, sir. I'm
like, oh, is this isthis your move? You open the car
(04:09):
door for me on the date?It is like your move? This is
how you do it. That's cute, bet, that works a lot.
Is this is this your move?You go with me to my grandpa's funeral
holding umbrella over my head in therain. It's like, is that your
move? This is how you doit? Oops, don't get went,
(04:30):
Oops, I am whatever. Oh, hang on there you go, all
right? Listen. So that's thething women think guys have. Is that
your move? Jeez, man,I'm pushing buttons over the place. Sorry,
yeah, it depends on your experience. I guess if you have slimy
(04:54):
guys in your past, then youjust assume slimy things. All the guys
that you guys slimy? True?Is it? We have slime potential?
That's just the flated vow? Allright, where are we? Day number
nine for the trivia question? Goodmorning? Who's this? Hello? Teather?
(05:14):
All right, Heather. As ofApril first of last month, there
are one thy, one hundred andthirty nine people still doing this in the
USA, numbers quickly disappearing. Whatis it? Welcome to your clothes.
I'm gonna get April flip jokes.No, not April fools jokes. Thanks
for trying. Four one two,three, three three ninety four five?
Oh, what you got? Isit ballroom dancing? Nice? Try boy.
(05:36):
There's a lot more than one thousandand thirty nine people ballroom dancing.
So yeah, no, not theanswer I'm looking for. Let's go to
Joe Anne. What you got forus using slip throne? Yeah, we
already covered flip phones. Oh darnit? All right, well, thank
you. Let's go to Karen yourturn a movie projectionist. Oh, that's
(06:02):
good, that's creative, but sorry, Karen Ranks. Let's take three more
a war war nice try, butnot it? Sorry? Two more to
go? Yeah, yeah, Ijust guessing if that people without cell phones?
Not it? Sorry? All right? Thanks? How you doing?
(06:23):
Jim? Doing good? Yourself?You're doing good. You're a last gong
I take today? You get it? Right? You want other one?
The same question tomorrow? How didanybody guess early? Like mail and voting?
Nothing like that? Sorry? Okay, thanks, all right. Clue
number one has nothing to do withphones at all. Two it's a profession.
Three it's a profession neither you orI would want. And what is
(06:48):
your other clue? It's not techrelated. There you go. What's most
important to me? News updates,natural news, news updates. I like
all the local news. All right, what's going on? Well, this
is something that will make you feelcompletely inattic What a sixteen year old high
school student from Jennings, Louisiana hasachieved the remarkable feat of being accepted into
(07:10):
sixty colleges across the country. AlanaPillard, who is graduating high school two
years early, also makes me feelinadequate, has also secured over a million
dollars in scholarships. She's expressed astrong passion for medicine and plans to major
in microbiology at Louisiana State University beforecontinuing her education at medical school to study
(07:34):
and become a trauma surgeon. Alana, Yes, yes, good luck to
her. So when you brush yourteeth, do you rinse and spit out
the extra toothpaste SuDS? Yeah?Yeah, like a normal person, right
right? Yeah, yeah, ofcourse it seems that is incorrect. What
According to doctor Edmund Hewlett, whois a professor at the UCLA School of
(07:57):
Dentistry and a consumer advisor to theAmerican Dental Association, he says leaving the
toothpaste in there gives the fluoride moreopportunity to do its thing to kill bacteria
and film from food and everything youdrink during the day. A mouthful,
a mouthful of I get tooth Idon't know how you don't swallow it.
(08:18):
In addition, he recommends that youfloss before you brush your teeth, rather
than as I do. I dothat. I do that, yeah,
because because that's going to loosen thingsup and then when you brush it it
kind of and then I also havelike one of those water pick things.
Oh do you yeah? Yeah?So do you have an electric toothbrush?
Is that the water water pick?Yeah? No, I just have the
(08:39):
old fashioned Well I have that too. Well, you know, because I
was I was having issues with allsorts of dental issues. Oh yeah,
and so I went to doctor Striker. He fixed everything and it was a
lot of money. It's an investmentval. Yes. Did he tell you
to nuts but out your tooth?No, he never said that. A
murder convict in India's in big troubleafter pull conducted a raid and found the
(09:01):
in my inmate tried to hide atiny smuggled in cell phone by swallowing it.
The thirty eight year old prisoner startedcomplaining of stomach pain and was quickly
taken to the hospital, where doctorsperformed surgery and remove the mobile phone from
his stomach. It had reportedly beenstuck for about twenty days o. The
guy's interesting hiding method has been encountered. Has never been encountered before, and
(09:26):
as for how someone swallows a phone, the tiny phone from China was reportedly
so small it was able to passthrough two narrow points in his gastro intestinal
tract. However, it did eventuallyget stuck. Wasn't there an SNL bit
with Will Ferrell where he had asuper tiny lake just like an inch long
phone? I think there was.So Finally, people spend a lot of
(09:50):
time and money in the pursuit ofhappiness, but can you really learn how
to be happy? New research saysyou can, but it's not just as
simple as learning how to be happy. You have to actually continue to practice
the habits that lead to happiness forlasting results. There is a class called
the Science of Happiness at the UK'sUniversity of Bristol where students study the latest
(10:11):
scientific research on what really makes ushappy. Students learned that actions like talking
to strangers, walking in nature,getting a little forest bath, and giving
can improve your happiness, along withgratitude, exercise, and meditation. Those
who have taken the class report aten to fifteen percent boost in mental health
(10:33):
and well being afterwards, proving itis possible to teach people happiness. But
again, those researchers say that youjust have to keep doing those things.
I agree, I agree one thousandpercent. And you know, to kind
of accept gratitude. We listen,we live in a day and age You
know, everybody we've ever known orrespected one hundred years ago never had a
(10:54):
hot shower. You know, thinkof all the things that the calorie that
were able to consume on a dailybasis. They didn't have that luxury,
flushable toilets, vacations. You know, we we could travel the world back
one hundred years ago, you could, but it was it would take months.
Yeah, I'm grateful every day andyeah, what you just said,
(11:16):
I agree one thousand percent. Allright, let's do this all right,
time for another round of Who Sings? It? Brought to you this morning
by West Virginia Tourism. Give mea chance to pick your ticket with Live
Nation Concert Week, Lionel Ritchie,James Taylor, Stix, Hoodi or New
Kids on the Block, your choice. All right, So I've been excited
to do this all morning long.Now. There have been a lot of
(11:37):
famous jingles over the years on television, like, for example, Oscar Meyer,
Oh I wish I was an OscarMayer ween or meow mix me oo
me o me o me o meo me o me o, me o,
me o, me o, meo, me o, me o,
me o, me o meo.Keep going now, Alca seltzer PLoP
PLoP fiziz. Oh what a relief. So you get the idea. So
(12:03):
this is one jingle that I'm sureyou're going to recognize. It's it's it's
a hall of Famer. And ifyou it's actually some rock and roll hall
of famer, Oh no, Isaid, I think this is a Hall
of Fame jingle. I guess.But if you can tell me who this
is singing the jingle, you getyour choice of ticket. So here you
go, an absolute iconic jingle.But who was the person singing that?
(12:39):
Do you want my guests? Yeah? I want your guests. Michael Bolton.
It's not Michael Bolton. But allright, let's hear it again.
Okay, all right? Three wusiconic jingle from Folgers me who sings it?
(13:00):
Will give you a choice of concerttickets? Good morning? Who's this?
Dave? Do you have any ideawho was singing that Folger's commercial?
I want to guess what? Meat? Not meat loaf? I'm sorry,
buddy, but keep trying. Fourone two, three, three three ninety
four five, Oh, Paul,what's your guests? Good morning? I
believe that's Richie Havens. Richie Havensnot Richie Herrods. No, not one.
(13:26):
Oh yeah, good morning. Who'sthis? This is Danny Danny?
All right, let's give this alisten. All right, who do you
think that is? That sounds likePaul Stanley of Kiss Yeah, yes,
(13:48):
wow, yes, Paul the Folgerscommercial in nineteen ninety eight. Oh my
god, I thought you were gonnasay way back in the early seventies.
No, oh, congratulations, brother, you're aware that was luck? Thank
you, thank you, all right, thank you for listening to podcast.
We'll catch you tomorrow. We haveanother who jingles it? This is going
(14:11):
to blow your mind. You keepdoing these. I like that. It's
tough to find though, now.Yeah, so there's only so many.
I've got three or four though.I can do it as long as I
so, I can stump you.Some of them are fairly easy. Tomorrow
is going to be fairly hard,though. Day number ten for the Redguary
trivia question about with the news andplenty of chances for you to win cast
(14:33):
with one thousand dollars pay day.All right, we'll catch you tomorrow starting
five am on ninety four point fiveto three WS. That's it for us.
I see yous, guys, yousguys,
Johnny and Val. Here looks likepartly cloudy. Skuy's a little bit of
sunshine this afternoon. The high ofeighty one is going to get messy tomorrow.
So hide your person in the closet, because that's what you should do.
Oh Danny, you get a realnice face, now, don't you.
Johnny? Well, actually I'm Johnny. That's what Johnny. That's we're
going to tell the boys about,Johnny, doctor Johnny fever. And I
(00:23):
am burning up in here, allright. I'm truly fascinated why Val hit
her person in her closet last nightbecause of the storms. But okay,
the reason I told you why,Well, okay, so it's the middle
of the night. You look atthe phone, there's there's tornado warning.
(00:45):
So you turn on channel eleven andthey're like, hey, there's tornado,
so you put it, you putyour person, well, because it's at
the center of my apartment. AndI thought, if I have to take
cover, and this is where I'llgo. And I thought, if everything
gets blown to bits, I wantmy wallet. You want people to identify
you that and if I have tobuy all new stuff, I'll have my
(01:07):
credit cards. It's just available.I don't know if anybody else does.
Okay, okay, I was like, yeah, I read that. That's
some tip you should you should do. That was just me in the middle
of the night, brain, twoo'clock fog, thinking, thinking maybe I
should put my purse in the rightand did you did you join your person
into the closet? No? Inever did. I got back in bed
(01:29):
because they while I was watching,they said it it's the warning expired.
And I slept through everything. Ihad no idea there was storm still.
I took the dog out in themorning and there was debris all over the
yard. That's amazing. That isgoing on. Wow, there was some
flash flooding along the road the wayinto work. So uh, looks like
(01:49):
tomorrow is going to be nice.But then it's going to get a little
dicey tomorrow again. So all right, welcome in. This is the condensed
super Cap podcast for May eighth,the one hundred and twenty ninth day of
the year. Two hundred and thirtyseven days remain. Four days until Mother's
Day, nineteen days until Memorial Day, two hundred and thirty one days to
Christmas. Today is donate Vow's wagesto charity day. Don't do that.
(02:14):
Charity would be like that's it,that's it, that's all you got.
Free Trade Day, No, thisis donate a day's wages to charity day,
Free Trade Day, International reception.This day National Coconut Cream Pie Day.
I do like me some coconut creampie. And vow's not a fan
of any kind of coconut Nope.Do you like like coconut liqueur or anything
(02:37):
like that, like pina colada?Isn't that? Yes, I would drink
it, but I wouldn't choose it. So yeah, So it's not a
texture thing because some people do well, I do like it's like hair in
your mouth, Oh my god,Oh my god, kind of like purs
in your closet, hair in yourmouth. National gives someone a cupcake day,
(03:01):
National have a coke Day? Nationaland a smile? Are you a
coke person or pepsi person? Idon't really drink either, but I would
choose pepsi over coke. Okay,I like cokes a little oh harder.
I don't know how to describe it. Other I like coke, but I
you actually I like probably die cokebetter than I like die pepsi. In
(03:23):
a mixed drink coke, okay,But if I'm just drinking it straight pepsi
okay, if you were in acloset with your purse, National School Nurse
Day, National Student Nurse's Day,This is Nurse's week obviously, National third
Shift Workers Day, No Socks Day, Victory in Europe Day, and World
(03:45):
Ovarian Cancer Day and day number ninefor the road wary trivia question coming up
after this. I can't help it. At the beginning of a relationship with
a guy, I just assume anythingnice he does is a move he pulls
on everybody, and I'm not gonnafall for your choreography, sir. I'm
like, oh, is this isthis your move? You open the car
(04:09):
door for me on the date?It is like your move? This is
how you do it. That's cute, bet, that works a lot.
Is this is this your move?You go with me to my grandpa's funeral
holding umbrella over my head in therain. It's like, is that your
move? This is how you doit? Oops, don't get went,
(04:30):
Oops, I am whatever. Oh, hang on there you go, all
right? Listen. So that's thething women think guys have. Is that
your move? Jeez, man,I'm pushing buttons over the place. Sorry,
yeah, it depends on your experience. I guess if you have slimy
(04:54):
guys in your past, then youjust assume slimy things. All the guys
that you guys slimy? True?Is it? We have slime potential?
That's just the flated vow? Allright, where are we? Day number
nine for the trivia question? Goodmorning? Who's this? Hello? Teather?
(05:14):
All right, Heather. As ofApril first of last month, there
are one thy, one hundred andthirty nine people still doing this in the
USA, numbers quickly disappearing. Whatis it? Welcome to your clothes.
I'm gonna get April flip jokes.No, not April fools jokes. Thanks
for trying. Four one two,three, three three ninety four five?
Oh, what you got? Isit ballroom dancing? Nice? Try boy.
(05:36):
There's a lot more than one thousandand thirty nine people ballroom dancing.
So yeah, no, not theanswer I'm looking for. Let's go to
Joe Anne. What you got forus using slip throne? Yeah, we
already covered flip phones. Oh darnit? All right, well, thank
you. Let's go to Karen yourturn a movie projectionist. Oh, that's
(06:02):
good, that's creative, but sorry, Karen Ranks. Let's take three more
a war war nice try, butnot it? Sorry? Two more to
go? Yeah, yeah, Ijust guessing if that people without cell phones?
Not it? Sorry? All right? Thanks? How you doing?
(06:23):
Jim? Doing good? Yourself?You're doing good. You're a last gong
I take today? You get it? Right? You want other one?
The same question tomorrow? How didanybody guess early? Like mail and voting?
Nothing like that? Sorry? Okay, thanks, all right. Clue
number one has nothing to do withphones at all. Two it's a profession.
Three it's a profession neither you orI would want. And what is
(06:48):
your other clue? It's not techrelated. There you go. What's most
important to me? News updates,natural news, news updates. I like
all the local news. All right, what's going on? Well, this
is something that will make you feelcompletely inattic What a sixteen year old high
school student from Jennings, Louisiana hasachieved the remarkable feat of being accepted into
(07:10):
sixty colleges across the country. AlanaPillard, who is graduating high school two
years early, also makes me feelinadequate, has also secured over a million
dollars in scholarships. She's expressed astrong passion for medicine and plans to major
in microbiology at Louisiana State University beforecontinuing her education at medical school to study
(07:34):
and become a trauma surgeon. Alana, Yes, yes, good luck to
her. So when you brush yourteeth, do you rinse and spit out
the extra toothpaste SuDS? Yeah?Yeah, like a normal person, right
right? Yeah, yeah, ofcourse it seems that is incorrect. What
According to doctor Edmund Hewlett, whois a professor at the UCLA School of
(07:57):
Dentistry and a consumer advisor to theAmerican Dental Association, he says leaving the
toothpaste in there gives the fluoride moreopportunity to do its thing to kill bacteria
and film from food and everything youdrink during the day. A mouthful,
a mouthful of I get tooth Idon't know how you don't swallow it.
(08:18):
In addition, he recommends that youfloss before you brush your teeth, rather
than as I do. I dothat. I do that, yeah,
because because that's going to loosen thingsup and then when you brush it it
kind of and then I also havelike one of those water pick things.
Oh do you yeah? Yeah?So do you have an electric toothbrush?
Is that the water water pick?Yeah? No, I just have the
(08:39):
old fashioned Well I have that too. Well, you know, because I
was I was having issues with allsorts of dental issues. Oh yeah,
and so I went to doctor Striker. He fixed everything and it was a
lot of money. It's an investmentval. Yes. Did he tell you
to nuts but out your tooth?No, he never said that. A
murder convict in India's in big troubleafter pull conducted a raid and found the
(09:01):
in my inmate tried to hide atiny smuggled in cell phone by swallowing it.
The thirty eight year old prisoner startedcomplaining of stomach pain and was quickly
taken to the hospital, where doctorsperformed surgery and remove the mobile phone from
his stomach. It had reportedly beenstuck for about twenty days o. The
guy's interesting hiding method has been encountered. Has never been encountered before, and
(09:26):
as for how someone swallows a phone, the tiny phone from China was reportedly
so small it was able to passthrough two narrow points in his gastro intestinal
tract. However, it did eventuallyget stuck. Wasn't there an SNL bit
with Will Ferrell where he had asuper tiny lake just like an inch long
phone? I think there was.So Finally, people spend a lot of
(09:50):
time and money in the pursuit ofhappiness, but can you really learn how
to be happy? New research saysyou can, but it's not just as
simple as learning how to be happy. You have to actually continue to practice
the habits that lead to happiness forlasting results. There is a class called
the Science of Happiness at the UK'sUniversity of Bristol where students study the latest
(10:11):
scientific research on what really makes ushappy. Students learned that actions like talking
to strangers, walking in nature,getting a little forest bath, and giving
can improve your happiness, along withgratitude, exercise, and meditation. Those
who have taken the class report aten to fifteen percent boost in mental health
(10:33):
and well being afterwards, proving itis possible to teach people happiness. But
again, those researchers say that youjust have to keep doing those things.
I agree, I agree one thousandpercent. And you know, to kind
of accept gratitude. We listen,we live in a day and age You
know, everybody we've ever known orrespected one hundred years ago never had a
(10:54):
hot shower. You know, thinkof all the things that the calorie that
were able to consume on a dailybasis. They didn't have that luxury,
flushable toilets, vacations. You know, we we could travel the world back
one hundred years ago, you could, but it was it would take months.
Yeah, I'm grateful every day andyeah, what you just said,
(11:16):
I agree one thousand percent. Allright, let's do this all right,
time for another round of Who Sings? It? Brought to you this morning
by West Virginia Tourism. Give mea chance to pick your ticket with Live
Nation Concert Week, Lionel Ritchie,James Taylor, Stix, Hoodi or New
Kids on the Block, your choice. All right, So I've been excited
to do this all morning long.Now. There have been a lot of
(11:37):
famous jingles over the years on television, like, for example, Oscar Meyer,
Oh I wish I was an OscarMayer ween or meow mix me oo
me o me o me o meo me o me o, me o,
me o, me o, meo, me o, me o,
me o, me o meo.Keep going now, Alca seltzer PLoP
PLoP fiziz. Oh what a relief. So you get the idea. So
(12:03):
this is one jingle that I'm sureyou're going to recognize. It's it's it's
a hall of Famer. And ifyou it's actually some rock and roll hall
of famer, Oh no, Isaid, I think this is a Hall
of Fame jingle. I guess.But if you can tell me who this
is singing the jingle, you getyour choice of ticket. So here you
go, an absolute iconic jingle.But who was the person singing that?
(12:39):
Do you want my guests? Yeah? I want your guests. Michael Bolton.
It's not Michael Bolton. But allright, let's hear it again.
Okay, all right? Three wusiconic jingle from Folgers me who sings it?
(13:00):
Will give you a choice of concerttickets? Good morning? Who's this?
Dave? Do you have any ideawho was singing that Folger's commercial?
I want to guess what? Meat? Not meat loaf? I'm sorry,
buddy, but keep trying. Fourone two, three, three three ninety
four five, Oh, Paul,what's your guests? Good morning? I
believe that's Richie Havens. Richie Havensnot Richie Herrods. No, not one.
(13:26):
Oh yeah, good morning. Who'sthis? This is Danny Danny?
All right, let's give this alisten. All right, who do you
think that is? That sounds likePaul Stanley of Kiss Yeah, yes,
(13:48):
wow, yes, Paul the Folgerscommercial in nineteen ninety eight. Oh my
god, I thought you were gonnasay way back in the early seventies.
No, oh, congratulations, brother, you're aware that was luck? Thank
you, thank you, all right, thank you for listening to podcast.
We'll catch you tomorrow. We haveanother who jingles it? This is going
(14:11):
to blow your mind. You keepdoing these. I like that. It's
tough to find though, now.Yeah, so there's only so many.
I've got three or four though.I can do it as long as I
so, I can stump you.Some of them are fairly easy. Tomorrow
is going to be fairly hard,though. Day number ten for the Redguary
trivia question about with the news andplenty of chances for you to win cast
(14:33):
with one thousand dollars pay day.All right, we'll catch you tomorrow starting
five am on ninety four point fiveto three WS. That's it for us.
I see yous, guys, yousguys,
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