Tales of Togetherness from the Dating Battlefield to Family Ties FT. Jazz and Ashton

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Okay, when's the last time you shit yourself the last
time?
Honestly, it's probably like,probably like four months ago.
Oh, oh, you almost.
You almost 30, bro Nah, so I'lltell you the situation so.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
What's up, motherfuckers?

Speaker 4 (00:38):
What's up, fools?

Speaker 3 (00:40):
As you can see, new environment, new people.
We took a hiatus on theholidays.
This is the new era stadium.
Yeah, sheesh.
Can you see the logo, thelittle thing?
Uh, nah, I don't think so.
I know this isn't even our shop.
This is the Asian man's shopright here.

Speaker 6 (00:54):
Asian man.
That's racist, bro yeah that'sracist.

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Introduce, you guys Go ahead.
What's your name?
I know.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
Uh, shit yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05):
This is the first time I'm on camera, so this is
like.
This is, like you know, alittle couch, Couch.
Uh, what is it called?
What's it called in the Pornos?
What?

Speaker 1 (01:15):
Kessie, Kessie, Kessie.

Speaker 3 (01:16):
Kessie, Kessie, yeah, no, he's like who else are you
talking?

Speaker 1 (01:19):
about.
I know what you're talkingabout.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Don't be nervous.
What's your name?

Speaker 1 (01:23):
My name is Jazz.
My name is Jazz, Uh-huh heyfrom the city huh.
Yeah, from the town, you know.

Speaker 4 (01:29):
From the town.

Speaker 1 (01:30):
From Seattle Born and raised uh.

Speaker 4 (01:34):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:35):
Yeah, welcome.
Welcome to Bang Bros.
No, no.

Speaker 6 (01:42):
Dang.
My name is Ashton Ashton, youknow, originally from Wyoming,
not an Arizona native man.

Speaker 5 (01:51):
Dang.

Speaker 6 (01:53):
I don't know too many people from Wyoming, bro, I've
made two in my life I know somedown-ass foods from Wyoming, bro
, because you don't need toomany people from here either.

Speaker 1 (02:01):
Facts I'm.
Jose.
Yeah, but that's like one ofthe few.
You know what I mean.
I know a lot of people.

Speaker 3 (02:07):
I mean I know a lot of people.
I know a lot of people fromhere because I'm from here.

Speaker 5 (02:10):
Right, yeah, I know a lot Before we get started.
Hey, jose, shut the fuck up.
I know you coming out, go aheadAll right before we get started
, I want to dedicate this to mybrother.
He passed away October 13th.
The theme for this isbrotherhood, because obviously
we're building a new brotherhood, Tell me why I thought about
that.

Speaker 3 (02:27):
I thought about that.
I'm way over here.
I thought about that.
Yeah, that's cool.

Speaker 5 (02:31):
So, yeah, the last thing my brother asked me for
was to be on the podcast.
So here we are.
It took a while.
We didn't do the podcast for awhile because that was the last
thing he asked for.
The last thing he asked was hey, let me be on your podcast.
And I was like damn, so it washard to even come in here and do
this yeah.
After a while you know what Imean.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
But now we're back.
We're back.

Speaker 5 (02:55):
We back Jose ain't here with no socks on what's up.

Speaker 3 (03:00):
I went home.
Y'all stayed here.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
Facts All right, look , this is our segment.
Our segment was our segmentcalled?
Ah, I forgot.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
You came up with it.

Speaker 5 (03:11):
Dang.
Tell me not fool, that's whatit's called.
Tell me not.
All right, look, Shout out toHila Awkwer, that's our.
You know the people who madethe cards, the one that I picked
today, or I had my wife pickyour friend or sibling is dating
someone, but they can do better.
Do you say something or mindyour business?

Speaker 3 (03:29):
I say something.
I say something, but she don'tmind my business.
No, no, no, bro, I feel like.

Speaker 6 (03:35):
I feel like as a friend, bro, that's my job, bro.

Speaker 1 (03:38):
You say your sister or your friend.
Yeah, is dating somebody, yoursibling or your friend?

Speaker 3 (03:43):
And you think they can do better.

Speaker 1 (03:45):
Yeah, I would say something for sure yeah, for
sure.

Speaker 3 (03:47):
Why wouldn't you say something.

Speaker 1 (03:48):
But I think I'm overprotective.
But here's the thing.

Speaker 5 (03:50):
It depends.
Are they happy?
If they're happy with thisperson, cool, ok, yeah, that's
true.
But if it's like man, she doingyou dirty?

Speaker 3 (03:59):
Of course I'm going to say something.
You tripping over ugly girl,I'm going to tell you for sure,
I'm going to ask yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:05):
I guess sometimes you got to keep your opinions to
yourself Because you never knowwhat goes behind closed doors
Facts you know what I mean.

Speaker 5 (04:11):
But also I look at it like everybody got a different
taste.
Yeah, that is true, that istrue.

Speaker 3 (04:16):
No, I would definitely say something you
don't say something Damn sheugly.
You going to say that?

Speaker 5 (04:19):
No, not that I tell her, I tell her, bro, if she's
busted, bro, I actually it'shard to say it because I got to
hold me in a situation, but Ifeel like sometimes people
aren't happy.

Speaker 3 (04:31):
Do I know?

Speaker 5 (04:33):
No, all right, but I feel like sometimes people
aren't happy and it depends on,like, if I feel like you're in a
situation and they're holdingyou back from your potential,
yeah, that's great.

Speaker 1 (04:44):
I'm going to for sure say something like leave her
ass.
But I feel like as a sibling,you always feel like you know
what I mean, like it's neverlike good enough, type thing.

Speaker 6 (04:53):
Yeah, that is true.
Yeah, that is true Withsiblings.

Speaker 5 (04:56):
I feel like it comes down to like I want more for you
than you want for yourself, sothey have to actually want
better for themselves.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
Well, that's the thing.
Are you just settling?
You know what I mean?
Or are you Facts?
You know, because sometimes Ifeel like people just are with
someone, because they justsettle.
You know Facts, like they fitthe box.
You know what I mean, but it'snot.

Speaker 5 (05:17):
You're not trying to like grow in that you know what
I mean.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:20):
That makes sense.

Speaker 5 (05:21):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (05:23):
You would tell somebody, though Would you tell
your brother?

Speaker 6 (05:26):
I would tell my brother I feel like that's my
job as a brother, you know liketell him hey, man, I don't know
if she's it bro.

Speaker 1 (05:34):
But how would I like?
Well, how would you take it?
What if he?

Speaker 5 (05:36):
said that about your girl.

Speaker 1 (05:37):
I was going to say how would you take it?

Speaker 3 (05:39):
How would you take it ?
That was a great question.

Speaker 6 (05:41):
That is a good question, bro.
What if she?

Speaker 3 (05:43):
said, I don't think she's the right one and you're
like she's super solid bro.

Speaker 6 (05:47):
That is true, but I've been in a position to where
I have been told like, hey, bro, I don't know if she's it and I
continue to.
You know, continue to stillmess with this chick, but I feel
like it's because Was it asserious as the one now?
I think it was even moreserious because I was with this
chick for like two years.
So I feel like so for me, likeyou don't really see it when

(06:13):
you're in that situation.
From an outside point of view,you're like man bro, what are
you doing, bro?
Right, you know.
But inside of you, like whenyou're in the relationship,
you're like man bro, like youguys are tripping bro, you guys
don't know, you know, know herLike you know, like I don't know
where you know.

Speaker 1 (06:29):
Well, I think there's a sense of denial.
Oh yeah, you know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (06:32):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:33):
Because, like you know, you don't want to look at
you like this guy, like you said, these guys tripping.
You know what I mean Likeblacks you don't know, she might
be pointing that thing, on you.

Speaker 4 (06:42):

Speaker 5 (06:44):
Exactly man she might be.

Speaker 1 (06:45):
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (06:46):
You don't know.
You know, I was in that exactposition, but no one told me
anything until we broke up.
And so when I broke up, that'swhen, like, oh you know, I
really didn't trust her, Ireally didn't like her, and I'm
like, why didn't y'all tell methis shit while I was in the mix
?
Nope, they all just waiteduntil the fucking shit was done.

Speaker 5 (07:06):
And.

Speaker 3 (07:06):
I had all this bullshit.

Speaker 5 (07:07):
I actually know a few people like that right now.
That's crazy.
They're in that situation andit's like why didn't y'all tell
me?

Speaker 3 (07:15):
Yeah.
No, this is like family, likemy mom, my sister, my cousins.
They're not known such shit andit's only because they saw that
I was happy.

Speaker 1 (07:22):
But a sibling is different, though, Because if
it's just like your friend orwhatever, sometimes, hey, I'm
just you can't do anything toyour thing.
But your sibling is different.

Speaker 3 (07:33):
With my sister.
I let her live her life, unlessshe comes to me and asks me hey
, dude, what do you think aboutthem?
Then I'll give her my honestanswer, whether she likes her or
not.

Speaker 5 (07:44):
I ain't gonna lie, though.
We talked about this beforeWith a sibling, they're going to
do what they want to doregardless.

Speaker 4 (07:48):
Well that's just what I'm about to say.

Speaker 6 (07:50):
That's how my brother is right now.
I could tell him so I'm blue inthe face and he's still going
to continue to do his crazy.

Speaker 5 (07:56):
I'm going to tag him.
Boy, your brother sounds crazyEastern talking shit man.
I was, like you know, the ladynext door.
She calls us from EasternEastern, who Robin.

Speaker 3 (08:08):
Really, oh wow.

Speaker 4 (08:10):
Yeah, you never corrected her.
She don't know it.
Nah, I just roll with it, man,I feel like it's one of those
things man, you just like put iton that big of a beat.

Speaker 3 (08:20):
I feel like Robin doesn't like me.
Why, I don't know.
I get a weird vibe from her.
Why?

Speaker 6 (08:24):
She's talking you were parking by the garbage, can
I parked it once.

Speaker 3 (08:28):
You talked to her.
Yeah, man, you parked by thegarbage.
I just say hi, good morning,good night, that's it Nothing
really what does she say she'slike I don't know.
She just says random shit.
What time of year?
Tomorrow, 9 am.

Speaker 1 (08:42):
See you then See you, then that's how she talks,
she's so sweet, she's talking,she's talking.

Speaker 5 (08:46):
That's funny as hell.
That's how she talks.
What time of year tomorrow?

Speaker 3 (08:49):
9 am At all things.
See you in the morning.
That's funny as hell.
She told me that literally lastnight, yeah.

Speaker 6 (08:56):
She did tell me that, and she never made me chilly.

Speaker 3 (08:58):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, that sounds stupid.
You know, why she wants tounlock that door.

Speaker 5 (09:06):
That's crazy.
That's what's crazy.

Speaker 4 (09:10):
Who goes to?

Speaker 5 (09:10):
a wild.

Speaker 3 (09:12):
No, I mean at Sola we had the old ladies, but she
gave us snacks that they didn'twant All of the old ladies.

Speaker 6 (09:19):
They gave us good snacks All the time, mitchell
ladies, the ones that was Audreyand Audrey, the one that all
these things to freaking haulthe ass down the fricking hall.
She's a saint.

Speaker 4 (09:30):
Why are they running like that?
That was going to steal yourlaundry and she used to bring us
everything.

Speaker 1 (09:34):
Yeah, she gave us back Costco popcorn.

Speaker 3 (09:38):
Lemons.
She gave us a bag of lemons.
She gave him a bag of lemons.

Speaker 4 (09:41):
You know what she did .

Speaker 1 (09:43):
When they found out that we were leaving, their sink
was broken and they were justlike hey, can we have this?
Can we have this?
You guys are leaving, can wejust take it?
I'm like damn, we're not evenout the thing yet, damn, you're
just taking our shit, dude.

Speaker 6 (09:54):
They did come to my studio, bro.
And when I was at Sola, bro,nobody talked to me when I was
at Sola bro the only people thattalked to me, bro, were you
guys.
Mj stopped in once.
She was cool, bro, but shewould walk by my room look in my
room, bro.
I would wave and she would lookaway real fast like I caught
her doing something.

Speaker 1 (10:12):
That's so crazy.

Speaker 6 (10:13):
I was like what the heck, what are you doing?

Speaker 1 (10:15):
MJ used to come to my room just looking like this,
and then I was like what's up?

Speaker 3 (10:19):
And then she just turns away like she talked to us
.
Yeah, she, like everybody,talked to us, but she kept her
door open.

Speaker 1 (10:25):
We kept her door open though we don't know about
y'all you kept your door open,though I always have my door
closed.

Speaker 6 (10:30):
We always kept our door open.
I always kept my door open.
But I feel like I don't know,man.
I feel like I kind of messed itup a little bit with my little
situation.
I don't know how I'm doing, bro, but it's crazy I don't want to
I don't do that, did you agreeon that no man.

Speaker 3 (10:50):
No man, I'm going to cut that out.

Speaker 5 (10:51):
I'm going to cut that out.

Speaker 3 (10:52):
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Hold on.
You sent that right in the mic.

Speaker 6 (10:58):
I mean, I didn't do nothing, crazy though you know
it's so like so leave it, butyou weren't with her.
I was going to say bro, shedidn't even know me at that time
, or she knew me.

Speaker 3 (11:08):
These holes ain't dropping it, man you know I
wasn't nothing crazy at thatpoint.

Speaker 5 (11:11):
This was crazy, man.
Hey, you're going to die, she'sgoing to slide on you, boy.

Speaker 3 (11:18):
Anyways, what do you want to talk about?
Brotherhood, about?

Speaker 5 (11:20):
You know, you said that in the beginning.
That's a theme.

Speaker 1 (11:24):
Oh, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (11:25):
You brought that up and I saw the iron claw movie
yesterday.
It was really about brothers.

Speaker 5 (11:30):
I mean, we pretty much becoming brothers here.
That's why.

Speaker 4 (11:33):
I say that it's the theme.

Speaker 5 (11:35):

Speaker 1 (11:36):
Oh, I mean the shit.
We're what in a 300 square footthing?
You know what I?

Speaker 5 (11:41):
mean it's like jail Buckleys boys.
Yeah, we did.

Speaker 3 (11:44):
I feel like for the two months we've been here,
we've learned a lot.
Especially, we all learned somuch about jazz.

Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah, fucking like.
Yeah, fucking crazy.
Wow, dog, yeah, I once had alife, it's literally like an
onion.

Speaker 5 (11:56):
I once had a life.

Speaker 1 (11:58):
Yeah, you still have a life.
Not like that, though I waslike I was outside.
Trust me, it was crazy, I wasoutside.
I believe the stories are wild,wild.

Speaker 5 (12:10):
I don't know anybody who's done anything you've done.

Speaker 3 (12:13):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I've been with people but like
well, it's like what me andAshton talked about, like we
always thought like jazz waslike so serious talking about
business.
You know, he just got married,you know.

Speaker 5 (12:23):
I mean, I thought you were a normal citizen.
No, I am.
But.

Speaker 3 (12:28):
This full words are invisible lines.
That's how fucking straight andnarrow we thought he was.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (12:34):
Well, but you grow up though you know what I mean,
like Right, but I feel like yougot to go through things to like
kind of you know, strain youout, type thing, but you're
still down.
I still have Tennessee.

Speaker 3 (12:47):
Right now we're doing drive January.
So like right now I don't thinkthere's shit to do, but not
jazz is down, Ashton's neverdown because he's old, All right
man.

Speaker 5 (12:58):
And then like hey, I feel like, I feel like jazz did
so much shit between 20 and 25.

Speaker 1 (13:05):
Like, now I would say from like High school, middle
school to middle school.
That's crazy.
I've never spoken years.
You know what I mean, before Imoved out here, really because I
know nobody so facts you know,it forced me to sit down in the
house and just like, well, justthink, yeah, just not anything.

Speaker 5 (13:24):
I've never met someone who knocked out a
homeless man.
Yeah, man.

Speaker 6 (13:27):
That is crazy.

Speaker 1 (13:30):
But the story is crazy, wow, well, I mean, if you
were walking outside andsomebody was trying to open your
car, wouldn't you have reactedthe same way, though?

Speaker 6 (13:43):
I think it depends on the situation.
What?

Speaker 1 (13:47):
The funny is he's stepping towards you.

Speaker 3 (13:49):
If he's stepping towards you, I got one story,
can you?

Speaker 5 (13:52):
Yeah, if I misspoke in.
Yes, yeah, if I misspoke in wasspoken.

Speaker 3 (13:56):
I've never been there .

Speaker 1 (13:57):
Yeah, I've never been there.
Was it Mexican?
Hey, nah, I don't even know itwas that good?

Speaker 5 (14:01):
Well, I think they call it that shit Spoke Compton
yeah.

Speaker 6 (14:04):
That's crazy.
Yeah, yeah, it's likeTweetville.

Speaker 5 (14:07):
Yeah, I'm crazy Thanksgiving Day on watching TV.
On the news they're justshowing people robbing like live
Robbing up dispensary.

Speaker 1 (14:17):
Yeah, live yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:19):
It ain't like they just hiding or anything like
that.
When the cameras come out, no,it's live.
Yeah, I've never seen them.

Speaker 1 (14:25):
I'll say like Spoke, that's crazy, it has that
nickname, but like Spoke Cam wasactually really nice.
You know what I mean yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:32):
I haven't seen anything other than on TV.
Yeah, but I do hear some crazystories.

Speaker 1 (14:37):
Yeah, oh for sure.
But I mean, if you dissect anycity, there's some crazy shit
that goes down.
You know what happens inWyoming.

Speaker 6 (14:45):
Uh, nothing bro.
There's a bunch of meth headsdown by the river, bro, and
that's about it, dude.

Speaker 5 (14:50):
By the river huh Just doing meth and taking swims
Pretty much, bro.

Speaker 6 (14:53):
You don't want to go down there at like night you
know, like it ain't.
You know, like it's not likebad, like how that would be, but
it's like a different, like adifferent kind of thing.
You know, like it's more likejust like tweakers.
You know, that's, that's aboutit.
What do you guys do for funthere?
Oh shit, I don't know.
Yes, ski, I was only out therefor three years, so technically

(15:15):
I was born over here, but I wasraised over here.

Speaker 5 (15:18):
Bro, you're from Arizona.
Man, he ain't from Arizona, Iwould I would consider Arizona
home for me, bro, I think SpokeCam at one point was the meth
capital of the world.

Speaker 1 (15:28):
That's wild Because, like so you'll hear like Snoop
Dogg talk about Spoke Cam,because they used to go from
Long Beach to Spoke Cam, puttheir drugs up there because
they can like forex their money.
So and then all those guysstarted getting in trouble or
they just started staying outthere because it was cheaper.
And then, uh shit, noweverybody from there is like

(15:51):
from Long Beach pretty much.
That's crazy.

Speaker 6 (15:54):
I did hear about that , bro.
I heard that's how like all thegang stuff ended up getting up
there Like creeps got real bigup there.

Speaker 1 (16:02):
Yeah, biker gangs are huge.
Yeah, biker gangs are huge.
I would join the biker gang,though you would.
I think I would.
That's the one gang I wouldjoin.

Speaker 3 (16:10):
Is it a bike gang?
What the fuck do I mean?
Yeah?

Speaker 4 (16:13):
But I feel like I'm joined by a biker gang?

Speaker 6 (16:16):
I feel like a gang.
Is that fucking sad Biker boys?

Speaker 4 (16:19):
Nah, because that's an anarchy, bro.

Speaker 1 (16:21):
Son of a I went to a clubhouse one time and they were
like, uh, uh, what's that?
The we're for metal metaldetector?
Yeah, they had.
They were like scanning you andshit.
Dude, we were up to like fourin the morning Like it was crazy
.
It was like the movies.
I was like bro, my girl didn'tknow I was there.

Speaker 3 (16:40):
She knows now, yeah, yeah she yeah.

Speaker 1 (16:44):
Y'all look crazy.
Yeah, it was, it was, it wascool, that's brand new.

Speaker 5 (16:48):
That sounds way worse than where Jose is from.

Speaker 6 (16:50):
Man Wonderful out here Champ is got some stuff out
here, man, that's what I hear,that's what I hear.

Speaker 1 (16:55):
That's what that's what I hear from my Jose.
There's like some like badparts and stuff.

Speaker 6 (16:59):
There's some pretty bad parts.

Speaker 5 (17:00):
He is a stripper, polls and they parents, you know
what kind of shit, man.

Speaker 3 (17:05):
What'd you hear?
Where'd you hear that From?

Speaker 5 (17:08):
you Out your motherfucking mind, man.
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (17:14):
No, where the part of town I'm from is just ghetto,
just ghetto, fucking people Veryjust panicked.
Like you like you get surprisedby the way I talk and the way I
say shit.
This is how channel the peopleact all the time.
You can tell the world fades totalk shit like this all the
time.
I hate channeling people.
I say this all the time.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Messed up, bro.
I hate them.
Y'all suck.
But see, I think I think withlike any like city here it's at
like like you don't really findthe real like channeler people
or like the real like 10 peopleyou know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (17:46):
Cause they don't, they just like stay out the way,
cause they everywhere like wellit's because channeling people
stay where they where they, atthe same house they grew up in
in the same neighborhood.
We don't go to like I don'tknow my cousins, bro, they never
go to Scottsdale, they never goto Phoenix, they never go to
the furthest.
My cousin, I think, has evergone out to the bar is like
Milav.

(18:06):
Oh really.
Anything past.
He's like nah, that's too far.
How about they drink?

Speaker 1 (18:12):
at the house.
But see, I feel like Arizona isone of those places that you
gotta everywhere is like 25minutes 20 minutes, I'm like at
least 25 minutes of my threshold, though Anything further than
that, I'm like, oh, that's toofar.

Speaker 3 (18:22):
Yeah, westgate, westgate's far, westgate's crazy
bro People talk about Westgatelike it's 15 minutes from here.

Speaker 5 (18:27):
I'm like no, y'all tripping but that's far as fuck.

Speaker 1 (18:29):
Yeah, I'm at some Westgate too, but Westgate's
they be having shootings andshit.

Speaker 3 (18:32):
Yeah, but it's fun.

Speaker 1 (18:33):
I'm not a big fan of.

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Westgate.
Yeah, but it's fun.
You see what I mean.
Say another one.

Speaker 5 (18:37):
I like Westgate because first time I came here I
went to Scottsdale.
Everybody's bougie as hell Toogood to talk to you.
We go to Westgate.
They're friendliest.
They were throwing up some, c'sfor sure.

Speaker 1 (18:47):
But the diversity pool in Westgate is a little bit
.
You know what I'm used to typething.
There's a lot of blue, a littlebit of red In Westgate A little
while.
Yeah, I didn't notice that.

Speaker 5 (18:59):
Yeah, they were throwing up some signs.

Speaker 1 (19:01):
One time I had a.
I was at a cigar lounge upthere and then I went to eat
some seafood, Bro, my stomachwas bugging dude.

Speaker 5 (19:07):
It was terrible, Bro, the cigar lounge and seafood
after that.
Everybody's trying to getsmoked shrimp.
Yeah, you should do that.

Speaker 6 (19:14):
Bro talking about freaking some messed up stomachs
.
Bro, I got a crazy story whenwe matter of fact, like what's
the crazy experience you've everhad For?

Speaker 5 (19:22):
sure, yeah, go ahead, dude.
So Wait, is this with dating orwithout dating?

Speaker 6 (19:28):
I guess I was kind of dating this shit, like it was I
Okay girl was involved.

Speaker 5 (19:33):
Girl was involved.

Speaker 6 (19:34):
Yeah, girl was involved All right, that's the
topic today.

Speaker 5 (19:37):
What's the craziest dating situation you've been?

Speaker 3 (19:40):
in what's the craziest bitch you ever dealt
with?
Sheesh In general, just.
I didn't say no names.
I didn't say a name.

Speaker 6 (19:47):
I ain't got a name drop, but you know that chick.
I was with for two years, bro,that's what she is.

Speaker 4 (19:55):
She probably won't watch this, bro.

Speaker 6 (19:57):
She probably won't watch this, but if she does, she
knows.

Speaker 5 (20:01):
We're tagging you and everything.

Speaker 6 (20:04):
Hey man, I don't care about, I don't give a fuck.
And I remember I spent thenight at this one chick's house
in Mesa and we had went out toOlive Garden the night before
and I had tried some new stuff,you know, and that rule number
one.

Speaker 3 (20:19):
There's three strikes within that sentence.
Right there, rule number one,bro Mesa, olive Garden, some new
.

Speaker 6 (20:22):
I'm at Mesa, Number two bro.

Speaker 3 (20:24):
The one back here is the mall, yeah, bro.
I don't even think it's allabout.

Speaker 6 (20:33):
I got the tour of Italy, bro, and it's basically
like a three course kind ofthing, bro.
It's got a little bit ofeverything.
It's got like lasagna, it's gotsome Parmesan chicken and I
can't remember what the otherthing was.
But a lot of dairy, bro.
Oh and bro, so I got a bad dude.

Speaker 4 (20:49):
I wake up bro.

Speaker 6 (20:51):
I've never had to shit so bad in my life.
Bro Dude, I'm talking, bro, I'mrolling around in the bed, bro
Sweatin dude, sweatin bro.
Don't touch it Bro.
I'm sweating, bro, and I'mtrying not to wake her up and I
walk to the bathroom and I'mlike, all right, I can do this,

(21:13):
I can do this, I can do this.

Speaker 5 (21:15):
I look over bro.

Speaker 6 (21:16):
You got to pamper yourself Because I knew what I
had bro going on was not good.
Not at all bro, so I looked,you know, in the bathroom.
She didn't have a plunger inthere.

Speaker 3 (21:29):
And so I was like okay, well, I can't use it bro.
This is worse than Jazz's story, bro.
I can't, I can't use theplunger bro.

Speaker 5 (21:34):
Why didn't he use it yet?

Speaker 6 (21:36):
And dude saw you clogged the toilet.
No, I didn't clog the toilet,bro.

Speaker 5 (21:39):
He didn't use it yet.
He's in for the plunger already.
I was like whoa, so I'm like.
I'm like this ain't good so.

Speaker 6 (21:45):
I go back to the room , bro, at this point, like my
stomach is hurting, bad dudeLike.

Speaker 4 (21:50):
I lay back now.

Speaker 6 (21:51):
I lay back down and she was like what's wrong with
you?
And I was like.
I was like, bro, I'm going tobe honest with you, I got a shit
bro.

Speaker 3 (22:00):
The fact that you said, bro, you didn't call her
bro, I do.

Speaker 6 (22:04):
I do every now and then, bro, it slips, you know.

Speaker 3 (22:07):
It slips.

Speaker 6 (22:08):
You know I'm so used to it.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
Ashen says bro, every five seconds.

Speaker 6 (22:13):
I'm not going to lie to you.
I do, I do.
I'll be honest with you, bro, Ido.
You just got to smash it.

Speaker 3 (22:17):
Yeah, dude for real, for real, you're a boy, all
right go ahead.

Speaker 6 (22:21):
I'm sorry, Go ahead.
So she's like you can use myroommate's bathroom.

Speaker 3 (22:23):
And I was like, I was like cool.

Speaker 6 (22:30):
I don't know about that.
You know, and keep in mind, bro, her roommate bad bro,
certified bad, so I'm like allright.
So she walks into the bathroom.
You know, I closed the door andthe way the bathroom was
situated is an apartment and herroommate had all this stuff
like blocking the door fromclosing all the way.
So, bro, I'm sitting down onthis toilet.

(22:51):
She's sleeping, dude.
I can see her, bro, through thecrack of the door.
He's trying to be quiet.
I let one go.
I couldn't, I couldn't, Icouldn't, I couldn't, I couldn't

(23:15):
, so I cut it off.
I cut it off, bro.

Speaker 4 (23:17):
You know what you know what you know what you know
what you know what.
I had my bit off.

Speaker 1 (23:23):
You cut it off, I cut it off, bro, I couldn't do it,
bro, I'm looking at a chicksleeping, bro, I can't do it.
You got to get her to side-eye,bro, once it's coming, it's
coming.

Speaker 3 (23:34):
Why didn't you go in the first bathroom?

Speaker 6 (23:37):
Because she didn't have a plunger.
Bro, she didn't have a plunger.

Speaker 3 (23:40):
Was it toilet paper.

Speaker 6 (23:42):
I felt like I'm not going to lie to you, bro this
was the second time I spent thenight at this chick's house, so
I didn't want to.
First of all, bro, I didn'teven want to shit at her house.
I didn't feel comfortableshitting at her house.
So, basically, bro, I waiteduntil I had to go to work in
that morning.
Whoa, bro, I did all that forreal.
I'm not holding it that long,bro.
I'm sorry, bro, but I got apoop.

Speaker 3 (24:02):
So wait, wait, you just pulled your pants up and
shut the door.
Shut the door, bro.
You didn't even wipe.
No, I wiped, bro.

Speaker 5 (24:07):
But I shut the door.
I told her I was like hey, I'ma girl, I'm a head out.
What did you finish it off at?
At the shop I got to go to workin that morning.

Speaker 6 (24:12):
I got to go to work in that morning.
I got to go to work in thatmorning.

Speaker 3 (24:18):
I'm a head out.
What did you finish it off at?

Speaker 6 (24:21):
At the shop.
I got to go to the shop thatmorning.
Oh, that's when you werecutting hair.
No, no, no, I was out.
Yeah, I had to work the nextmorning.
So I woke up bro, and it wasearly, dude.
I got to the shop like probablylike an hour or two early, hour
and a half.

Speaker 5 (24:35):
And I said I do, an hour or two early is a while
Well because I knew Parker usedto come in early as fuck Dude.

Speaker 6 (24:43):
So I was like, all right, he'll be there, bro, I'll
use the shop bathroom.
And I got to the shop bro, butI fucked that bathroom.

Speaker 1 (24:50):
Bro, that's pretty impressive.
Like to cut it off, oh my.

Speaker 5 (24:54):
God, I've never cut it off.
No, it's coming out Either Ithink I'm done or I'm not done.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
You know what?
I'll cut it off a couple oftimes when I was younger because
my mom's like you need to hurryup or we're leaving you.
So I'll be in.

Speaker 5 (25:06):
Walmart, you pinched it off, I do.
I just like, how was I?

Speaker 3 (25:09):
going to get home.

Speaker 1 (25:10):
I just forced it like I'm like 10 years old, like no.
You got to force, push it out.
I'm going to walk home, no, butin this situation.

Speaker 3 (25:18):
no, as soon as you let a fart out, it's just going
to explode.
I'm just going to look at her,hey the door opened, she could
smell it too yeah.
I'll be like sorry bro.

Speaker 1 (25:26):
Yeah, that's crazy.
Yeah, you don't talk to her nomore Nah.

Speaker 6 (25:29):
Yeah, but.

Speaker 5 (25:30):
Yeah, I would never go back, yeah.

Speaker 6 (25:32):
I know, wait, but this was the friend, this was
the friend right, that was inthe bed.
Yeah this was her roommate.

Speaker 5 (25:38):
He said she was fired .
Oh, and then I forgot that.

Speaker 3 (25:41):
She was fired.

Speaker 5 (25:42):
No, the girl he was looking at was the roommate.

Speaker 3 (25:44):
I forgot about that.
But the girl was fired, theroommate was fired, the one you
were looking at.
Yeah, imagine being the girlthough You're sleeping there.

Speaker 1 (25:50):
So much, she told me.

Speaker 6 (25:53):
She literally told me she was like you can use my
bathroom, I don't care, justturn the music on loud.
And I was like bro, I can't, Ican't do it, I can't turn the
music on loud.
Yeah, she was like just turnthe fan on and turn the music on
, just turn your music up.
And I was like, no, I'm notdoing that, I don't feel
comfortable.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (26:09):
What time of night was this?
She's still loud.
This was in the morning.
Oh, it was in the morning.

Speaker 6 (26:13):
Yeah, this was the first thing in the morning.

Speaker 1 (26:15):
Oh, ok, I think you slept all night with the half
cut shit.

Speaker 6 (26:19):
No, not hell bro.
No, no, I couldn't do that shit.

Speaker 1 (26:21):
Yeah, I was like oh, that's, that was impressive.
I would have went home.
I don't think we have ever shitwhile looking at somebody
sleeping on it, dude, that's thebro.

Speaker 6 (26:30):
Like that's crazy man .

Speaker 5 (26:32):
For Jets to say he's never done something he's got me
wild off.

Speaker 6 (26:35):
That's crazy, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (26:37):
Yeah, but I also would have just like.
I would have just been likefuck it, I'm already shit, I
can't I don't know what is goingon with the friend, but hey,
she said, yeah, I just I ain'tno lie to you.

Speaker 5 (26:46):
Middle school, bro.
Middle school, no, I wasn'tmiddle school.
It might have been early highschool.
I wasn't.
You know.
It was one of those like youwere talking to some girl didn't
know how to have a relationshipor all that shit.
Bro, she comes over to my dad'shouse.
I'm chilling.
All of a sudden.
You know my room's in, like thebasement.

(27:07):
All of a sudden my stomachstarted to hurt.
I go upstairs.
I left her ass.
I went upstairs to the upstairsbathroom.
I was up there for a fat minute.
Come back down.

Speaker 3 (27:19):
My brother's like that's the worst knowing you're
taking forever.

Speaker 5 (27:21):
My brother's like where'd you go?
I was up there for him.
He was like no, you give him alittle.

Speaker 1 (27:29):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (27:30):
It's like, dang, I left you down here with my
brother.
I'm sorry.
It was a fat minute.

Speaker 3 (27:36):
I did that.
I did that when I was on thedate.
Oh man bro, where I forgotwhere it was.
But I'm like dude, my stomachhurts.
I just left her sitting therefor like 30, 40 minutes.

Speaker 5 (27:49):
It was bad, it was long.
It was long Sometimes you gotto do that, though.
Did we shake your pants?

Speaker 1 (27:54):
No, no, I'm not going to lie to you, bro.

Speaker 4 (27:57):
You've done this before.
No, I don't know.
Yeah, oh yeah.

Speaker 1 (28:02):
I think I shake my pants more than the average
person.

Speaker 3 (28:06):
I swear bro, there's another layer.

Speaker 1 (28:10):
Dude, this is crazy.
No, not on purpose, bro, I'llbe driving.

Speaker 3 (28:15):
OK, no, wait, wait, wait.
I got two questions.
I got two questions Give me thenumber.
How many times you shake yourpants?
We need the funniest one.

Speaker 1 (28:25):
Oh, a number, Dude, I can't put a number on that.

Speaker 5 (28:28):
Oh my god.
You need a dice with my boy.

Speaker 1 (28:32):
No, I'm real bro.

Speaker 3 (28:33):
What do you mean?
Jazz, you can control that.

Speaker 1 (28:36):
Well, no, I can't, bro, I can't dude, no, dude, I
can't.
What do you mean?

Speaker 3 (28:42):
So like bro, at least when you like, if you get food
poisoning like what I just got,two weeks ago, that's when it's
like OK you kind of can'tcontrol it because, like it's
fucking crazy.

Speaker 1 (28:51):
But oh my, I tell you , last time it happened.
All right, it was like we get.

Speaker 5 (28:56):
We need the worst worst.

Speaker 3 (29:03):
President, you can't even think of a number, you
can't even give me a.

Speaker 1 (29:13):
You can't ask them to use their bathroom?
So.

Speaker 6 (29:16):
No, no, no.

Speaker 1 (29:16):
So I would go in the woods and, just like you had to,
what do I?
Would just leaves.
Now I'll get some knackers fromthe trail.
Okay, okay, when's the lasttime you should yourself, the
last time honest news?
Probably, like Probably fourmonths ago.

(29:38):
I.
Saw, I'm at the gym right and,and I'm about to finish, and I'm

(29:59):
like I'm like you know what ithits you like.
No, but I can, like you know, Itry to like hold it down.
Yes and then and then I'm like,I'm like I can make it home.
It's a six minute drive.
So when I get in, the car I'mlike, oh no, I can't move.
And then I'm driving like this,like my legs like this, and I

(30:29):
tell my wife hey over the door.
I'm just running to the bathroom.
I'm like, oh my goodness, oh mygod.
She knows what happens, becauseI'll be in there and.
I just hopped in the shower andshe's like I ain't washing your
clothes.

Speaker 3 (30:46):
It's such a problem that she knows.

Speaker 1 (30:48):
Yes, she knows, I ain't washing your clothes.
That's why I was driving likethat's so crazy.

Speaker 5 (31:08):
Bro, I just hurt.

Speaker 1 (31:17):
You know, he started bouncing like, was it solid.

Speaker 3 (31:21):
Was it a solid?
Uh yeah.

Speaker 1 (31:26):
Oh, are you talking?
Are you talking like when?

Speaker 3 (31:28):
it comes out.

Speaker 1 (31:34):
Oh.

Speaker 6 (31:35):
I do.

Speaker 1 (31:35):
one time I was on a run and this is not too long ago
, all right, this is probablylike in the summer and I was
like about to turn the cornerand I was like, ah no, I'm good,
I just run, run harder, so mymind gets off it.

Speaker 3 (31:47):
The fact that you have so much confidence in
yourself is crazy.

Speaker 1 (31:50):
Well, well, uh, because I'm just, I'm just right
there.

Speaker 3 (31:52):
You can't do it dude.

Speaker 1 (31:53):
You know, and I can't just like pull off to the side
because I might have you knowwhat I mean.
And then so I was running withmy girl and then I just I just
stopped and I'm like, I'm like,I'm just I just stopped when I'm
like, hey, y'all keep going.
I was like oh no, this is notgood and like.
You know how you like youclench walk, and I was like and
like this is in the morning.
So like people are walking,their dogs are trying to wave,

(32:15):
and I'm just like you know, youknow what I mean Just like hello
, awkwardly walking and shit,and I'm like this is crazy bro.

Speaker 5 (32:22):
You're wild.

Speaker 4 (32:23):
That's wild, that's crazy.

Speaker 1 (32:24):
Sometimes I was just like fuck it dude bro, my
stomach is so bad right now.
Oh dude, I don't know what itis, I am.

Speaker 5 (32:33):
I had a.

Speaker 3 (32:37):
No, the fact that you have.
You can't give me a number andyou have so much con.
Oh, I'm only 10 minutes away.
That's cool, I can make it.

Speaker 6 (32:43):
Oh yeah, you get home knowing you've done it before
too, man.

Speaker 3 (32:47):
I'm nervous, you can't even give me a number.

Speaker 5 (32:50):
That's why I'm not washing your clothes.
That's crazy.

Speaker 1 (32:53):
I used to.
I used to go, we used to gohiking, and then it was just hit
me and I'm like If you shootyourself a camera.

Speaker 3 (32:59):
That's crazy.
I'm gonna die.
No, no, no.

Speaker 1 (33:01):
But I would.
I would disappear in the woodsand then I would come out with
no sleeves Because I'm not gonnause my socks, because I need
those for my shoes.
I don't need my sleeves.

Speaker 3 (33:22):
That's crazy yeah.

Speaker 5 (33:24):
This is in the last crazy.

Speaker 3 (33:26):
This is in the quarter lane.

Speaker 5 (33:28):
You're crazy.
You don't even say no quarterlane bro.
No, that shit is the middle ofnowhere, yeah so I was like that
shit is the middle of nowhere.

Speaker 1 (33:37):
I was like I was, I was.
I was in the woods and I waslike what should I use?
And I was just like it's funny,because I was wearing a
SpongeBob shirt and he wasflexing.

Speaker 4 (33:49):
Hey, there's a fist in there, oh my god, that's wild
, but yeah.

Speaker 1 (33:55):
I think it's definitely more than the average
person.
You can't even give me a number.
No, definitely definitely can't.

Speaker 6 (34:02):
So do you?

Speaker 1 (34:02):
piss yourself.
Have you pissed yourself?
No?

Speaker 3 (34:05):
you never pissed yourself.
No, that's more common for men.

Speaker 6 (34:08):
I feel like I pissed in my drawer.
I was drunk as well.
Yeah, I was drunk at night.

Speaker 3 (34:17):
I've woken up and just started peeing.
And just stood up and startedpeeing.
Yeah, I've done that.
Wild my, my father-in-law.
He had a big problem Hopepissing in the closet.
Oh yeah, 70s dad, he would wakeup, he did the bathroom and he
would just open the closet doorand start peeing.
Oh shit, I was like bro, that'sfull.

Speaker 1 (34:37):
Y'all crazy.
I did that one time, bro, at aparty and it was a.
It was a room full of dancers,like real dancers and like
strippers.
No, just like they're like,they like choreography dancers,
or like you got serve breakdancers.
Like that type of shit and solike me and my boy are there and
, like you know, we're trying todance too, but like they're

(34:58):
like dancers you know I mean sowe look silly you know what I
mean.
Try to do our little thingthey're like they're like
flowing with each other and shit, and then like I'm trying to
imagine where this is going Wellwhat the fuck is going on here.
I don't know.

Speaker 3 (35:10):
I went to this room there's dancers, but it was just
that type of party and and thenI was like man, it was crazy,
I'm just gonna get drunk.

Speaker 1 (35:17):
And I got fucked up and I just walked, went to the
guest bedroom, just piss in thecloset, and they walked in on me
and shit.
And then I was like, oh shit,boom, you'll start running.
I was like I was just runningup that bitch and I was like hey
, Never ever went back overthere again.

Speaker 3 (35:35):
You're wild.

Speaker 5 (35:35):
What.

Speaker 3 (35:36):
Why did you go to the bathroom outside?

Speaker 1 (35:39):
I don't know man.
Oh, it was on uh, it was likean apartment on like the second
floor so I was like I can't gooutside.
Oh, that's wild.
That's it.
I was in the guest room.

Speaker 3 (35:47):
Just pissing, that's that.
I've never done that at a houseparty.
I've used the main the themaster bedrooms bathroom.
Yeah, I've done that at plentyof house parties.
That's the only bathroom I useat house parties.
I'll go shit in their parentsbathroom.

Speaker 6 (36:01):
Yeah, because I mean that's.
That's the only room thatnobody's doing.

Speaker 3 (36:04):
No one's touching it bro, nobody's no one's trying to
get down in the bathroom.
I got in trouble like what thefuck you're doing here?

Speaker 1 (36:10):
on my brother.

Speaker 3 (36:10):
He's bathroom, I bet.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
I don't think I'd have.
I've been in the parentsbathroom, no.

Speaker 3 (36:15):
No, just closet yeah.

Speaker 5 (36:19):
You have a shit in the closet.
That's just crazy, no bro no,if you shit in the closet,
you're crazy.

Speaker 1 (36:24):
No, that's you, you ain't invited to my house.
Well, I can't.
I can't shit on command likethat's what I'm saying, like
when it hits.

Speaker 5 (36:30):
My daughter, you can fart on command.

Speaker 3 (36:32):
No, I can't do that she's sick, okay, so my question
is like.
Hey, we've been at a houseparty drunk.
Can you have the shit?

Speaker 6 (36:37):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (36:39):
What do you do?

Speaker 4 (36:40):
I shit I don't think I know it depends, dude.

Speaker 6 (36:48):
If I'm real cool with the people like I'll, I'll tell
him like hey, bro, you know Igotta go.
I gotta go shit, bro.
But there has been times whereI've been at an apartment and I,
you know, I had to make ithappen, bro.
I just locked the door.
Everybody's knocking on thedoor, and you know.
I fucking do it.
I got shit, bro yeah that'scrazy.

Speaker 5 (37:04):
I had two situations when I was out and I had to shit
.
One was in Scottsdale.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
Oh, I was at mint, oh , that's the worst one.
The shit up, yeah, that's theworst one at a club man, but
look but look, it's the thing Itold my homie.

Speaker 5 (37:17):
Hey, I gotta go to the bathroom real quick.
I'll be right back.
I go to the bathroom.
Where the fuck is the stalls?
They only had the ones you'restanding peeing.
Yeah that's it.
Go, do you squat?
So I go back to my home and hey, I'm gonna be right back.
I gotta run to the gas station.
So I'm like, okay, it's gottabe a gas station around here.
I walk all the way down acircle k.
Shit, I shit.
So long they were banging onthe door.

(37:39):
Where is the circle?

Speaker 3 (37:41):
Down the street, it's like right across from the
mcdonald's right, yep.
Yeah, it's about light, yep.

Speaker 5 (37:48):
Bro my boy bro, I was running like this holding my
ass and everything as I'mrunning white people right past
hanging off a goddamn cart agolf cart.
It's like spinning them onfuckers bro.

Speaker 3 (38:01):
Me and my boy.
We used to go to devil'sadvocate.
We used to go to devil'sadvocate every thursday, bro,
and this guy had the worststomach for anything.
He'll breathe wrong and he'llhave to take a shit, so he got
my bad.

Speaker 2 (38:12):
The men's bathroom, bro, the men's bathroom, the
men's bathroom devil's advocate.

Speaker 3 (38:15):
It's like there's no privacy, nothing.
Like you're not gonna take ashit in there.
The girls are using our stallto do their thing, so he would
run across the canes, damn near,get ran over drunk as fuck.
Go shit, take an hour and comeback and then, like I'll always
tell people like where the fuckis, so-and-so, always in the
bathroom.
I'm like, oh shit, I ain'tgonna see this dude for like
another hour and a half.
It was bad, it was really bad.

(38:37):
Like he'll just disappear.

Speaker 1 (38:40):
I don't think I could see.
My thing is I can't shit inlike public places.
Oh.

Speaker 3 (38:44):
I can't.

Speaker 5 (38:45):
I can't.

Speaker 1 (38:46):
And that brings me to my say, but maybe that's why I
probably should you know,because obviously I can't make a
six-year drive.

Speaker 5 (38:53):
So I went to visit my brother in washington for the
first time.
Yeah the whole week.
I didn't shit the entire week.
I don't know why my mom's likeoh, you were nervous, so, so we
go to the club the last night.
I'm about to leave, my stomachstarts acting crazy, bro.
I'm like man, I got a shit sobad.
I told my brother he's like goto denny's right here.

(39:14):
It's right in the same parkinglot.

Speaker 1 (39:17):
Boy, it was bad, I was sweating already, but when
it happens, though, it's likethat's not even enough
fulfilling shit you know what Imean?

Speaker 6 (39:24):
It's like the old pebble ones, bro yeah.

Speaker 5 (39:27):
He didn't live too far.
I ran all the way there.
I'm thinking this way close tohim it is, I look up, I'm like,
oh fuck, this shit is wayfarther.
I ran all the way there, took ashit, went back to the club,
walk all the way back.
When we get back, it was so bad.
He was like man, you came hereto shit huh.
That's that's you stuck at theclub.

(39:55):
Oh no, no, this is when we gothome after.

Speaker 3 (40:00):
Oh man you were home.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
You can't hear the shit huh.

Speaker 3 (40:02):
That you stuck up the club.
Oh See that that bad.

Speaker 1 (40:06):
Damn.
I don't know if I'd run likethat far, you know.

Speaker 5 (40:10):
I'm not doing it in public, bro.
I'm not doing that one.
I knew it was gonna be bad.
I didn't shit all week.

Speaker 1 (40:16):
I think my, if it's my workplace, I'm like cool, it
has to be a certain type ofplace.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, but I got like I gothomies, that dude that shouldn't
have part of my damn.
Like braw, you're nasty.

Speaker 6 (40:26):
That's crazy.
You're nasty, that's crazy.
I can't do that Shit.
Yeah, that's crazy.

Speaker 5 (40:30):
Well hey, when I worked at Verizon I had a
manager.
This fool.
I go in the bathroom.
There's fucking underwear inthe garbage, can?

Speaker 1 (40:40):
Oh, I did that one time bro, hey I swiped like hey.

Speaker 4 (40:46):
Yo, charles Bro.
He was like yeah, man, I shitmyself.

Speaker 1 (40:49):
Bro, I did that one.
I was taking my dog to the vetand I was like and it's during
COVID, so they were like, oh ifyou don't, you know, oh shit.
And I was sitting in my carlike oh my God dude Like this is
crazy bro.
And so I went to the mechanicsnext door and I said, hey, can
you use your restroom?
And I you know that'sunfortunate, I shit myself.

(41:10):
And so, dude, I just took myshit off, threw it in the trash,
can wiped down, and I was like,bro, I got to go and I left
that shit.

Speaker 4 (41:18):
Why do you shit?

Speaker 5 (41:19):
yourself bro Dude, I couldn't make it bro.

Speaker 1 (41:21):
Why didn't you?

Speaker 5 (41:22):
get it made.
It's crazy bro.

Speaker 1 (41:24):
Because I was like, I was like, because it was like
already 30 minutes, I was like,all right, they're probably done
in like five minutes, I'll becool, I'm like I'm bouncing in
the car.

Speaker 4 (41:32):
I'm like hit myself Trying to think about something.

Speaker 6 (41:35):
I'm like, oh my God, this is crazy, that is crazy.
I don't think I ever shitmyself, since I was in diapers
bro.

Speaker 5 (41:41):
I shit myself.
When I was a kid, I raised myhand.
The teacher didn't call on me.
I was like, okay, so what, thatmakes sense.
Hey, when I got home, bro, Iwas trying to clean it up.
As a kid I was like damn.

Speaker 1 (41:57):
No, I do think it's not normal.
No it's not normal, I ain'tnever did that, since the fact
that your wife knows.

Speaker 3 (42:07):
As soon as you come home and go straight to the
shower, she's like I ain't clean, I ain't doing his laundry,
fuck that I'll tell her.
That's a problem.
I'm like that's a real, realproblem.

Speaker 1 (42:16):
I'm like hurry up, open the door, move, you know
some dudes don't wash the dishes.

Speaker 3 (42:22):
Jazz shit himself.

Speaker 6 (42:25):
Why your wife got a shitter bro.

Speaker 3 (42:27):
That's crazy.
Yeah, that's crazy.
You can't even give me a numberyou can't even like am I adult
life?
You're only just since you'vebeen 18.
We don't know, baby, all right,fuck that, I'll send you a
barber.
How about that?
Since you've been a barber?

Speaker 1 (42:47):
Shit.

Speaker 4 (42:47):
I don't even know, I don't even know, bro, you've
been a barber.

Speaker 6 (42:52):
Uh, six years, you ever shit yourself behind the
chair Three times a year, fouror three times a year it was one
time that I had to like fart sobad.

Speaker 1 (43:02):
I knew I knew that like if this part comes out.

Speaker 3 (43:05):
I knew that, like if this part comes out like it's a
wrap dude.

Speaker 1 (43:15):
So I'm like sitting there, like like, like standing,
like like close-leg, Like comeon.

Speaker 3 (43:24):
Like I literally have so kinds like hey bro, I got
shit, I'll be back, okay, yougood.
I can't, I can't, I can't, ohyeah, go do your thing, just
wash your hands.

Speaker 6 (43:34):
I feel bad for like that I'm go pee.

Speaker 1 (43:36):
Then you put your hands in their face.

Speaker 3 (43:38):
I do the shit if I like really, really really have
to go poop, if I really like ithurts.
I like if I take one more stepI'm going to shit myself.
I'll tell him I gotta go to thebathroom.

Speaker 2 (43:48):
I've been having to go to bathroom since two clients
ago.

Speaker 3 (43:52):
But like most of the time when I leave, now, before I
cut them, it's just to go peeCause of how much water I drink.

Speaker 6 (43:57):
There was one time at Sola, bro, I farted.

Speaker 5 (44:03):
It came over next door right.
He's actually like I see hisengine.

Speaker 6 (44:08):
Like bro, he's right in the door Dude, I'm cutting
this kid's hair, bro and I hadhim face like kind of towards
the mirror a little bit, but Icould also see through my
display case glass.
So, like bro, I farted and Ihad my ongoing grill that day
bro.
And dude that it reeked, bro,Bro, it was so bad to wear it in

(44:31):
my head.
I'm thinking like damn bro damn.
Nah, bro, there's a little kidDude.
I just watched his face, bro.
You watched his face.
I watched him because, like I'mlike dude, it might not lie bro
.
I'm so sorry bro, I ain't nodude bro.

Speaker 5 (44:49):
You total sorry.

Speaker 6 (44:50):
No, I didn't say nothing.
You got to tell us all.
I didn't say nothing.
I just my aftershave and justkind of sprayed it in the mirror
.
How's?

Speaker 4 (45:00):
that dude.
That's all you can do in thatsituation, right, I'm trapped a
minute.

Speaker 5 (45:03):
Pretty much, bro.
It's like farting under thecovers and putting your girls in
underneath, yeah.

Speaker 1 (45:08):
What's that called Dutch oven?
Dutch oven, yep.

Speaker 5 (45:11):
That's wild Dutch oven.

Speaker 1 (45:13):
That's so disrespectful.

Speaker 5 (45:16):
That's wild.

Speaker 3 (45:18):
I don't even know where we go from here bro.

Speaker 5 (45:19):
Hey, back to the topic Worse.
What the fuck was the topic?

Speaker 6 (45:26):
Worst crazy experience you've had yeah what?

Speaker 5 (45:28):
Oh yeah, yeah Craziest.
We need some stories.
Y'all niggas, wild, Crazy asfuck Shit.

Speaker 1 (45:35):
I didn't think it was a story man.

Speaker 5 (45:37):
That shit made him all fucking sit in his car.

Speaker 6 (45:39):
I didn't know what to do bro.

Speaker 5 (45:42):
Hey, y'all niggas, crazy bro.
I'm so happy with that, I'm sohappy with the same man.

Speaker 4 (45:49):
I don't shit myself as much as you, but I'm down,
but fuck, dude Fuck.

Speaker 1 (45:55):
Yeah, I don't know why I've got too many crates,
because I never really datedgirls, just talking to a girl.

Speaker 3 (46:02):
I don't know if you at least have a story where you
smash and then you're done, butthen she's won't stop bugging
you or something.
Not even stories like that.

Speaker 1 (46:10):
Well, I used to smash this girl.
She had a boyfriend.
Oh man, and you're a bad girl,yeah.
And we had a scare and she waslike, oh, I was just blaming on
him and I was like, oh man, andI was like oh you cool.
I was like oh yeah, we good.
Then I was like we good.

Speaker 4 (46:29):
I was like yeah, I was like we cool then and so we
just kept going.

Speaker 3 (46:34):
I don't know, should I check I?

Speaker 1 (46:37):
think it's that one.
That's fucking wild that's wild, but she's not crazy.
Well, I wasn't crazy towards me, but she's crazy.
Was she Asian?
No, she was a white girl.

Speaker 6 (46:50):
What was the boyfriend?

Speaker 3 (46:51):
White girls are a lot different.
White girls are different.

Speaker 6 (46:54):
How are you guys going to play that one?

Speaker 1 (46:56):
off man.

Speaker 3 (46:57):
I don't know what was her boyfriend.

Speaker 1 (46:58):
White.
Yeah, I don't know how.

Speaker 3 (47:01):
Why didn't you just leave him?
He's going to work.
Why didn't you leave him?
I don't know.

Speaker 1 (47:07):
She wants some security.
You know what.

Speaker 3 (47:09):
I mean that's crazy.
That's crazy bro, that's crazy.
You would have had a dark-assFilipino baby.

Speaker 1 (47:17):
Yeah, but see, I don't know how he would have
played that.
I wasn't thinking that farahead, I was just more worried
like, oh shit, you ain't shit,jass yeah no, that was a piece
of shit thing to do, for sure,but it was cool it happens man.

Speaker 6 (47:33):
I feel like we've all had some times where we look
back at it and we're like, damnbro, yeah, that was fucked up.
Like I did that chick dirty bro, Did the chick dirty I ain't
even really had that.

Speaker 5 (47:45):
Nah Doin' a chick dirty.
Hey, there was girls I smashedthat.
Dudes went to date him later,but I don't think I did anybody
dirty.

Speaker 1 (47:57):
He does that, bro Like he'll call her like a hoe
or whatever and like you know,but then he'll like go out and
like date him.
I'm like what the fuck?
Yeah, we just talking shitabout that as hell.
But I don't think you do Someof these guys didn't know.

Speaker 2 (48:09):
I didn't.
It's not my place to tell youknow what I mean.

Speaker 1 (48:12):
Like, if you know, you know.

Speaker 5 (48:13):
If you don't, you don't.

Speaker 1 (48:14):
You guys got a lot of like Eskimo brothers no.

Speaker 4 (48:18):
Hell, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 (48:20):
Yeah, I know, I know I was different, I know
everybody knows that.
I think I got as far as I know.
I think I got.
I know one friend of mine wherewe were.
We smashed the same girl but itwas like an accident, we didn't
even know.

Speaker 1 (48:32):
Oh, OK, OK.
Yeah, but I've gotten some headfrom a chick that my boy did.

Speaker 3 (48:37):
No, no, I had one homie.
He was trying to be an Eskimobrother.
Like he was trying hard, yeah,and I was like go ahead, and
those are the worst sometimes,but I don't think so.
My biggest goal was not to bean Eskimo brother with my
cousins.
Yeah, yeah, because me and mycousins were all within the same

(48:58):
age group and went to the sameschools, know the same people,
know the same hoes.
So that was my biggest thing.
Like if one of my, if one ofthe girls liked my cousin or
like my cousin was like if mycousin hit I completely like.

Speaker 1 (49:12):
That's like my rules.
Like if my boy like you know,he is my boy's like into a girl
like them.

Speaker 3 (49:19):
No, like I'm the same way.

Speaker 1 (49:20):
Or like a boy's sister.
I'm just like I don't even likethink of him or look at him
like that way.

Speaker 3 (49:24):
So mom is different, but sister, come on now.

Speaker 1 (49:27):
No, the sister.

Speaker 6 (49:29):
I've been in a situation like that.
Oh, he did say that.

Speaker 5 (49:32):
You talk to your homie sister.

Speaker 6 (49:34):
Yeah, well, I wouldn't say he was a homie
brother, but I definitely heknew who I was.
I knew who he was and wedefinitely hung out a couple of
times, but it wasn't one of myboys where I'm hitting him up
every day seeing what he's on.

Speaker 1 (49:47):
Yeah, I think it's being a quaintness, like it's
cool.

Speaker 6 (49:49):
Yeah, well, his sister was yeah, she was valid.

Speaker 5 (49:52):
See, I used to talk to a girl and then I became cool
with her brother.
Yeah, you know what I mean.
Now we're homies, but yeah.

Speaker 1 (50:00):
Yeah, I don't know, like something just in my head,
just like clicks versus like nah, I don't look at, I don't look
at him the same.
You know what I mean, bro, Iliterally I'm not cute.

Speaker 3 (50:09):
One of my boys got out of a big ass relationship
and then his ex just startedhoeing and she put she was
pressing me so much inScottsdale and I'm like, nah,
I'm not doing this.
Yeah, that's good, I even left.
I didn't tell anyone I left.
I left to go hang out with adifferent chick and she's like
where you at?
I'm like how the fuck you gotmy number.

(50:30):
I'm like who is this?
And she's like oh so.
And so I'm like, yeah, I'm gone, y'all be safe.
And then I just hung up.

Speaker 1 (50:36):
Do you think if it's weird like to be friends with
your boys, girl, yeah.
I think to an extent I don'tknow, because I'll go to like my
homie's house and like I'lllike talk to him, say hi, but
but you know what I mean.

Speaker 3 (50:51):
Like I'll never just like, like text him or like, so
what I could say is I wasfriends with both of them
individually and then, well,like so, like my wife's cousin,
he was with his baby mama forforever where we all hung out.
We're all the same age group,but I was homies with both of
them but then they separated andthen, but I was still friends

(51:11):
with both of them, like I'llstill go chill with my boy and
then she'll invite me out to gochill with like on some homegirl
shit and we, I would just, wealways just hung out.
Did you feel like you had tohide it?
No, I was completely open.
If he ever said to me like bro,I don't like that, that bothers
me, I would have stopped.
So then he never said he's, Idon't know, you're good, like I
understand, you guys have yourfriendship because he was 100.
He was 100 percent and he'slike, yeah, I know you guys have

(51:35):
your friendship just becausewe're not good.
I mean, y'all can't be friends.
And he knew I was not type ofdude to go try to smash his baby
mama.

Speaker 1 (51:42):
Yeah, yeah, it wasn't that type of like friendship
where you're trying to foreseethat.
No, hell, no.

Speaker 3 (51:47):
No, it's baby mama's.
Bro, if I don't even touch yourex, I'm not touching your baby
mama.
Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 1 (51:53):
I don't have a lot of like friends with kids, though,
yeah, I got one.

Speaker 3 (51:56):
I got one homie, his, his baby mama, his ex, his ex
homeboy got with his baby mama.
He's home too.

Speaker 5 (52:06):
I know, I know, I know very much.
That's crazy.

Speaker 3 (52:08):
That's just so it was .
It was a toughie subject atfirst, but now we can joke about
it because it's funny as fuck.

Speaker 5 (52:13):
See, with my situation, like my wife will be
friends with somebody and I'llbe friends.
I don't know.
It's weird because like I guesswe're all friends with, like if
my girl's cool with you, I'mcool with you, type of thing.

Speaker 3 (52:27):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (52:27):
But it got.
So it gets to a point wherethey say they break up.
My girl will still be friendswith her and I'll still be
friends with him, but her, I'mlike, hmm, I'll say hi, but I'll
say hi More than that.

Speaker 3 (52:39):
Yeah, if they're all chilling in the in the kitchen,
it appears like a situation orsomething, or I'm gonna just
leave the house.

Speaker 5 (52:45):
Yeah, because I got a lot of female friends and then
sometimes they get with otherpeople that I'm cool with.

Speaker 3 (52:50):
Yeah, you know, I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna report
either.

Speaker 4 (52:53):
Yeah, yeah, hey.

Speaker 3 (52:54):
I had situations like oh, what's she?
Was she who's you talk?
I'm like bro, I'm ask her.
I'm no.

Speaker 1 (52:59):
Then sometimes it feels like that's, that's all
it's just trying to do.
Yeah, I mean like keep tabs orwhatever.
Yeah, I'm not, I'm not, she'ssomebody, or just in that.

Speaker 3 (53:07):
I mean, bro, that ain't none of my business, I
ain't telling your business, Iain't telling her business, I
don't know anything.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (53:12):
Nothing.
Yeah, Let me like try to beneutral.

Speaker 3 (53:15):
Well you ever dated a girl that they didn't want you
to be, so they didn't want youto have friends that were women.
Yeah, yeah, like you're alreadyfriends with the girls and then
this girl just comes along andthen it's like, oh, you can't be
your friend.

Speaker 5 (53:27):
My wife had to be used to that Really.
Yeah, but now she's friendswith those same people.
Yeah, she sees why I'm friendswith them.

Speaker 3 (53:34):
I did one chick, but she was like that's
disrespectful.
I'm like damn, I've beenfriends with them for a long
time.
No, no, no, forever.
Yeah, I know in some highschool you barely hear.

Speaker 1 (53:44):
Yeah, I don't think the wife's like like she'll be
mad, but she'll, she'll have tobe friends with them.
But she doesn't like them.
Then like you can't be friendswith them, type of thing.
You know, what I mean.
But I do it like out of respect, like, hey, I understand, you
know what I mean, type thingyeah.

Speaker 6 (54:03):
I get it.
I mean, when I was dating thecrazy chick that I was with, I
was friends with my neighbor andit was her senior prom and she
didn't have nobody to go with.
So you know, I had known thisgirl since I was in diapers so I
was like you know what?
My mom made me go to prom withher and while you're dating the
chick, yeah, while I was datingthe chick, ooh.

Speaker 4 (54:25):
See that's tough, see that's tough.

Speaker 6 (54:28):
You know I went, but it was strictly you know like
friends.
I didn't even you know dance,you know nothing.
It was like strictly like justfriends, bro, and you know
respect.
And she took that better.
The chick I was dating, shetook that better than when I got
my ears pierced.

Speaker 4 (54:47):
Oh, that's that chick .
Yeah, bro, because when I gotmy ears pierced, bro.

Speaker 6 (54:50):
She fucking started crying, dude.

Speaker 1 (54:52):
You know, I've never had a girl cry.
That's crazy, yeah, that'scrazy.
Yeah, that's why I think you'relike trying to outdo her.

Speaker 3 (54:59):
It's like what that insecurityis, like a motherfucker.

Speaker 5 (55:02):
That's a different kind of insecurity.
That's crazy yeah.

Speaker 6 (55:04):
Yeah, bro, but it surprised me because, like bro,
you just let me go to prom withthis chick she.
She was still tripping about it, but it wasn't.

Speaker 1 (55:13):
It wasn't real, real bad, you know but it probably,
it probably led to, you know, Imean well, there was some times
to you, bro, like I can't justblame her for everything.

Speaker 6 (55:22):
Because, there was some times where I was.
You know, I was fucking up.

Speaker 3 (55:25):
Yeah, I was fucking up.
It's always something you knowyou took your glasses off.

Speaker 6 (55:31):
No I actually came to work one time.

Speaker 5 (55:34):
No glasses on.
You can get from my boy, youcan root different my boy.
Hello, good morning.

Speaker 3 (55:41):
Good morning Hello.

Speaker 1 (55:42):
Yeah, you real cool.

Speaker 3 (55:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (55:44):
Good afternoon, how are you?

Speaker 3 (55:45):
Yeah.
Yeah, that's funny, bro,because I have.
I have homegirls where, like wewould literally go out and
dudes would be hitting on herand if and if she's not feeling
them, she'll just come standnext to me and vice versa.

Speaker 1 (55:59):
That's a cool relationship, though, like I
feel like you need that wingmantype.
Oh yeah, she was.

Speaker 3 (56:04):
She was hella cool and like.
She was always like yeah, youever thought?

Speaker 1 (56:08):
you ever thought about it though?
No, no, I promise you I promisesome homegirls, they'll just
put you on, though?

Speaker 5 (56:14):
Yeah, they will they will.

Speaker 3 (56:16):
Like bro, there's even a girl in high school.
She's now my daughter'sgodmother because she's really
good friends with my wife.
But I mean, I'll admit she waspretty, but like I've just never
, never once, had that thought.

Speaker 1 (56:28):
I think it's just a platonic friendship as soon as
you're a homegirl, you're ahomegirl.

Speaker 3 (56:32):
Yeah, I can't view you as anything different than
that, hey but sometimes the home, those homegirls, make friends
like the ones I used to go outwith.
Oh, there's my, there's myhomeboy, dorothy.
I'm like oh hi, how you doing.
That's your real name.

Speaker 5 (56:45):
No, it's not.
You want to find out.

Speaker 3 (56:50):
It was like that.
It was easy bro.

Speaker 5 (56:52):
That motherfucker turned into Kwon DC.

Speaker 1 (56:54):
Moe Would they hook you up with her or with them?
Would they hook you up withthem?

Speaker 3 (57:00):
They'll open the door , but then it's up to me.

Speaker 1 (57:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, because, like I, mean, they can
only do so much.
Huh, they can only do so much.

Speaker 3 (57:06):
Oh no, yeah, they'll get you.
They'll get you in theinterview.
But yeah, you should hear more,because girls, I feel like
girls out in Scottsville.
They're just so like oh, getaway.

Speaker 6 (57:16):
Oh, like oh yeah bro I'm just trying to get past you.
I gotta go back to fucking, youknow, human link.

Speaker 1 (57:23):
Oh, they ain't fucking See.
That's the way.

Speaker 5 (57:25):
I fuck with downtown too.
Yeah, she's lit.

Speaker 1 (57:27):
I feel like that too Well.

Speaker 6 (57:29):
I just think I'm going out in general.

Speaker 1 (57:31):
Like going out in general.

Speaker 3 (57:32):
I like bitch move out , I go pee.

Speaker 1 (57:34):
Like people aren't like like that.
It's like aren't you coming outhere to go out Like you?
Don't want to socialize or justwant to be stuck up Like it
doesn't make sense?

Speaker 5 (57:40):
You know, I just want to be around cool people.

Speaker 3 (57:42):
I don't want people looking at me like judging me.

Speaker 5 (57:44):
Yeah, right Now, when I go out.

Speaker 3 (57:46):
I just want to have some drinks and I want to have a
good time with the people I'mout with.
Yeah, like, if y'all get hoes,y'all can get hoes.
I'm not going to be weird aboutit, but it's like everybody
always thinks, like everyone'sout just to get pussy.

Speaker 1 (57:58):
Yeah, that's why it's tough to go out with like
single friends.
You know what I mean, cause I'mlike, I'm like bro, cause I
know what they want to do.
They want to get bitches.
They're looking and then likethey're going to tell you that
you're going to look.

Speaker 3 (58:08):
Then you, you know but like, I feel like they can
go do their thing.
The only thing you just can'tbe that weird friend, because
then they'll be like, oh what?
Like, why aren't you talking?

Speaker 4 (58:16):
about it.
Well, you know, I'm married.

Speaker 1 (58:18):
Yeah, well, that's what I'm saying Straight up.
Cool, yeah, I'm saying what do,you do.

Speaker 3 (58:23):
You just stay in the corner.
No, it's like there's likecause, like I don't know there's
cause.
I've been in that situation alot.
There's a way to go out andstill let them know you're like,
respectfully not interested.
You ain't got to bedisrespectful.

Speaker 1 (58:35):
No, but Well, what is that that way for you?
Huh, Well, how do you?
How do you handle that Armdistance?

Speaker 3 (58:42):
Yeah, arm distance.
You know, it's like bro, assoon as a girl what you close
the distance hand in the back.
You want something to drink,you know.

Speaker 5 (58:52):
That boy got it down to science.
That's a smooth ass littlesandwich right there.

Speaker 3 (58:58):
That's how it is.
It's that simple.
Does your girl want somethingto drink?

Speaker 4 (59:00):
Are you guys having fun right now, like you should
go somewhere else.

Speaker 3 (59:05):
That was all those.
Now it's like I just had myarms crossed.

Speaker 1 (59:08):
Facts I'm drinking my water Do you go out with
without Staying right by the DJ?

Speaker 4 (59:12):
Do you go out without your wife.

Speaker 3 (59:15):
I'll go out with her.
Without her, it's up to her.

Speaker 6 (59:18):
Sometimes she don't want to go.
Jose, you leaving your wife athome.

Speaker 3 (59:19):
No sometimes she don't want to go.
Sometimes she don't want to go.
She's like you, just go yeah.

Speaker 5 (59:25):
If you hang out with Jose, he's going to ask you.
You bring your wife Fuck If yousay yes.
If you say yes, fuck Alright,man.

Speaker 3 (59:35):
No, because there's I have homeboys.

Speaker 1 (59:37):
I think it's the tone you know, if you know.

Speaker 3 (59:39):
Because there's been times I've been out and my boys
like, oh, making it sound likeit's a guys thing, and then all
the girls are there.
I'm like why didn't you tell meit was a girls thing too?
I would have brought my wife.

Speaker 4 (59:47):
Right, you know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (59:48):
Yeah, I understand that, for sure, that's all I ask
.

Speaker 3 (59:51):
Is this a kid thing, a wife thing, or is this just a
me thing?
Yeah, because there's differentfucking things.
Yeah, and it's like neither oneis bad.
It's just like, bro, I just gotto know what we're on.
I tell people that all the timewe can have one beer, we can
have five shots we can have nobeers, we can have ten shots.
You tell me where we're going.

Speaker 1 (01:00:08):
Yeah, Because I mean it would be weird.
Let's say, you bring your kidsand then it's like ah, just it's
not I gotta take my kids out ofhere, bro.
The way they were going to inMarch.

Speaker 3 (01:00:18):
They put it on there like no kids, yeah.
So I'm like all right, bet Iknow what the vibe we're on.

Speaker 1 (01:00:23):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:24):
But like say, like I had misread that and I brought
the kids, he would have beenlike what the fuck bro?
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:00:31):
Because then you can't even enjoy yourself at
that point.
Well, I mean, you can, you can,but it's like different
enjoyment, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:00:36):
Yeah, but yeah, like when I'm out, I'm actually I
feel like I'm a good wingman.
I can break ice fast.
It's very, it's very simple tobreak the ice, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:00:46):
Yeah, that's the hard part for me.
Very nice, yeah, yeah.
Like even with just regularpeople, because like at the old
spot, there was a girl next door.
She thought I was trying totalk to her.
I'm like, hey, what's up?
My name is so, and so just letus know if the music is too loud
.

Speaker 3 (01:01:01):
That's it.
Yeah, oh, that was a girl thatwas wax next place.
Yeah, she was friendly to me.

Speaker 4 (01:01:05):
Friendly to him yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:01:08):
Cause they was introducing himself to every
open eight door gay dude acrossthe hall.
Hey, making friends.

Speaker 1 (01:01:17):
Maybe it's just like charisma thing that you, you
know, you give off that thing.
Yeah, oh no, though I don'tknow, my wife thinks I'm
unapproachable.

Speaker 3 (01:01:25):
Sometimes my wife says the same people tell me,
I'm unapproachable.

Speaker 5 (01:01:29):
People say that yeah, I think you are whole.
I think it's just I don't knowman, I bet.

Speaker 6 (01:01:33):
I've been told that A couple of times too, you know.
But I don't mean to come offthat way, Right?
I don't mean to come off thatway either.

Speaker 3 (01:01:42):
She always thinks like a like I'm mad.
People think I'm mad.

Speaker 1 (01:01:44):
I get that all the time, bro.
And then when they say why areyou mad?
Why are you mad Now?

Speaker 6 (01:01:48):
I'm mad, bro, because now you keep on telling me why
you mad.
Why are you mad?
That's my wife when I ask herwhat's wrong.

Speaker 3 (01:01:53):
No, it's wrong.

Speaker 1 (01:01:54):
No, not even that Cause I like, I think I have
like strong, like, like you know, like eyebrows or whatever, and
so like people always think I'mlike yeah, I'm not gonna go
sick.

Speaker 3 (01:02:04):
People have told me is my tattoos my big back, your
back big as hell.

Speaker 5 (01:02:09):
I mean, yeah, you got your head tatted and shit Like
your face tatted, like peoplelike that.

Speaker 1 (01:02:13):
You know, it's usually just like like I'm super
nice.
I feel like I'm super nice,yeah, Once they start talking.
But if they're walking, youknow what I mean.

Speaker 3 (01:02:20):
They're like oh Dan, this bought those crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:02:22):
I'm like nah, I'm chilling, I think, sometimes
socializing when people gets alittle awkward.

Speaker 3 (01:02:26):
So I'm like, I'm like , I'm like, I'm like, I'm like
I'm like I'm, like, I'm likeit's a little awkward,
especially when it's like theopposite gender.

Speaker 1 (01:02:34):
Yeah, for sure.

Speaker 5 (01:02:35):
Because it's like, how do you let someone know
you're not trying to talk tothem like that?
Yeah, I'm just talking to them.
Yeah, you know we're justtalking yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:02:46):
That's a tough part because, like a lot of people
Cause I'm just like nice andlike, but people will be like oh
, why you flirting with that?

Speaker 6 (01:02:52):
I'm like.

Speaker 1 (01:02:53):
I'm flirting with her and shit you know what I mean
Go back, Love baby.
You just talking.

Speaker 3 (01:02:58):
I mean just sit there and silence.
I told me that what Like goneon me if I'm like, if I
conversate with a girl, showJasmine, who is that I'm like?
Oh, I don't know.

Speaker 4 (01:03:10):
Yeah, I don't think I've ever been in a situation I
honestly With your wife, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:03:15):
I've been in it.
I think my wife knows me enoughto know that I wouldn't.
And then there's that, yeah,but I misjudged the opposite
gender all the fucking time.

Speaker 4 (01:03:25):
Yeah, because they be on that sometimes.

Speaker 5 (01:03:27):
My girl will point that shit out.
I'm like, what are you talkingabout?
So my homegirls?

Speaker 3 (01:03:31):
my homegirls used to say that I and another homegirl
used to tell me all the time,cause I'm oblivious, I don't
know when women are attracted tome.
Facts, I don't pay attention toit, absolutely, cause I don't
care, you know what I mean.
And they tell me all the time,like that girl's looking at you,
this girl's looking at you,this girl's this, this, and I'm
like, I'm just out here.

Speaker 1 (01:03:50):
Yeah, I'm like cool, but I'm like why don't you go
say something Like what's up?
Yeah, Like yeah, but see I also, but I don't look for that
either, though, and that's why Idon't see it.

Speaker 3 (01:04:00):
Like, even when I was single, I wasn't really going
out to get pussy, I was justgoing out to have fun.
If it led to talking to girls,it led to talking to girls.
It led to us just having funwithin the boys, then we having
fun within the boys.

Speaker 6 (01:04:11):
Yeah, no, I've been.
You know, I felt like wheneverI was going out back when I was
going out, like every weekend,bro, like there was times where
I was going out I was trying togo get some pussy bro.

Speaker 1 (01:04:21):
Yeah, that's what.

Speaker 6 (01:04:21):
let's go get some and usually when I was trying to do
that I wouldn't get anything,but like when I was going out on
my boys having a good time, Iwas like, oh, bro, you know,
like all day.

Speaker 1 (01:04:30):
I think it's a different approach.

Speaker 3 (01:04:32):
You got to dance, you got to dance, you got to vibe.

Speaker 6 (01:04:35):
And you got to have a smile on your face.
You got to be looking like youhave a good time.
You got to look like you'rehaving a good time without any
women around you.

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
Yeah, Cause.

Speaker 1 (01:04:43):
you can't just be like, oh, we're going to get
some bitch Cause, then you justbe on the prowl like, looking
like a creep, and then theyprobably picked that up like
that yeah.
No, a hundred percent.

Speaker 5 (01:04:53):
Hey, y'all ever went out with somebody who was scared
of women?

Speaker 1 (01:04:55):
Scared of women.

Speaker 3 (01:04:56):
Yeah, just like one time.

Speaker 5 (01:04:58):
Just that one.
Yeah Me and Jose went out man.

Speaker 1 (01:05:00):
Me and he scared of women.

Speaker 5 (01:05:01):
That was just bad bro .

Speaker 1 (01:05:03):
Like he doesn't want to talk to a girl.

Speaker 5 (01:05:04):
Single and just didn't know how to talk to a
girl?

Speaker 1 (01:05:07):
I don't.
Yeah, I think a lot of peopledon't want to talk to a girl
like that, though.

Speaker 6 (01:05:11):
I feel like it's a learned skill, though, yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:05:13):
Okay, so here's the thing.
Would you know how to talk to agirl if you knew she was
interested and she was givingyou the same vibe back?

Speaker 1 (01:05:18):
No, cause I think they would be scared.

Speaker 6 (01:05:19):
I'd be more nervous, like more intimate, really You'd
be more nervous.

Speaker 3 (01:05:23):
You'd be more nervous for a girl to talk to you,
knowing, knowing you're smiling,you're scared to mess up.

Speaker 1 (01:05:26):
She's giving you the same vibe back.
I'd be more nervous.

Speaker 6 (01:05:29):
For sure I would be a little bit more timid just
because I'm already knowing likeshe likes me.
So I'm not trying to, like yousaid, but I ain't trying to mess
up.
I'm not trying to go too far,you know.
But now, like, if it's a chickthat, like I didn't know, was
interested in me, you know I'mgonna say some you know, it's
that chase, it's the chase of ityou know what I mean Like, like
I you know, I wanted it Cause.

Speaker 1 (01:05:51):
I used to like talk to girls to the point where I
know like I'm already in there,and then I'm like.

Speaker 4 (01:05:56):
I'm like, I'm cool.

Speaker 3 (01:05:59):
See, my thing is.

Speaker 4 (01:06:00):
I've turned.

Speaker 3 (01:06:00):
You ever done that with a complete stranger at the
bar?
Yeah, and you just loseinterest as soon as.

Speaker 1 (01:06:08):
Yeah, I'm just like yeah, Ah, that's crazy.

Speaker 3 (01:06:14):
That leaves you still a good night for me, yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:06:16):
Now I'm not gonna lie to you.
The only person I've ever beenwith that I've been myself with
is my girl.
That is the only one.
All the other ones, I wasn'tcomfortable enough to be myself.
Yeah, that's understandable,like it was, like the guard was
up to the point where it's likeI don't want you to see this
side of me because I don't knowif you're gonna like me or not.

Speaker 6 (01:06:35):
You know what I mean, yeah.
Or look at you in any type ofway, but that's.

Speaker 5 (01:06:38):
And I got with my girl.

Speaker 1 (01:06:39):
I was like yeah, you trapped.
But I think that's differentthough.
To let cause even like, saylike one night stand.
You know, you don't even knowthat person.
You know what I mean Like youstill have this like persona and
then like you're not gonna letthem see the full you Facts.

Speaker 6 (01:06:54):
You know, what.

Speaker 4 (01:06:54):
I'm saying Facts.

Speaker 1 (01:06:56):
So I think that, like cause, there's not a level of
trust yet Facts.
So if I don't trust, you likethat then like I've always just
been myself.

Speaker 5 (01:07:05):
Yeah, I am now, but I'm more confident in my later
years than I was back in the day.

Speaker 3 (01:07:12):

Speaker 5 (01:07:13):
But I've been with my girl since I was 22.
Yeah, I would say this.

Speaker 3 (01:07:15):
I've always been myself, but I never let people,
I never let women in emotionallyyeah, emotionally I was.
I never let them in Like if Iwas having a rough day or like
something happened in mypersonal life.
I just I don't wanna hang outtoday, but like every other time
when I'm happy and we're havinga good time, I'm being myself.

Speaker 6 (01:07:33):

Speaker 3 (01:07:34):
I'm not really trying to overthink my moves, what I'm
saying, I'm just being myself.

Speaker 6 (01:07:39):
I feel like I'm the opposite bro.
I feel like when I'm havinglike a bad day, bro, I'll rather
talk to my girl you know,before I talk to my boy, just
because I don't wanna, now I'mlike that.
I don't wanna come off to my boylike come on, bro, quit being a
bitch man up.
I feel like that's kind of athing, bro, within kind of like

(01:08:01):
being a man in a sense, bro,like you're kind of like around
other dudes.
You don't wanna see him likeman bro.
I'm having the shittiest day ofmy life, bro.
I gotta act like everything'scool, you know.
But when I get home to my girldamn man baby, you know like
it's the.
This was like a bad day, youknow.

Speaker 3 (01:08:17):
It's not like bad friends.
I ain't gonna lie to you, yeah,but people, but people cope
differently too.

Speaker 1 (01:08:23):
Like, like I don't let that.
To let that wall down is likeis tough, you know what I mean.

Speaker 6 (01:08:29):
It's a tough, it's super hard, it's super hard For
nobody.

Speaker 1 (01:08:33):
You know what I mean, like even my girl.
I'll just take to the gravetype shit.

Speaker 5 (01:08:40):
But when my girl see we're the opposite because like
when she said she wants to talkabout it when I'm sad.
I don't want nothing.
I don't want to say a word.

Speaker 1 (01:08:49):
Like just hold up your breath and say it yeah, I'm
just quiet.
Yeah, I mean, I just like justleave me alone, type thing and
I'll figure it out, type thing,but maybe that's not the
healthiest approach.

Speaker 6 (01:09:00):
Yeah, well, I feel like I learned like through.
My thing is like like, bro,that's how I was, like I'll just
do, I wouldn't say nothing, butI just let it get to the point
where, like like I got to thepoint build up bro, and then it
was like too much dude, and I'mlike damn bro, like I need to
talk to somebody do somethingyou know like.
so now, like dude, if I amhaving a bad day, bro, yeah, I'm

(01:09:20):
going to talk about it, bro,you know, because once the time
I get, done talking about it.
I feel good, bro, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:09:26):
But when I was younger it was like you just
kind of channel it into likeanger yeah, anger and aggression
.
You know what?
I mean.
So that's why, like I mean shitnow, like I don't, I'm not like
angry and shit, but I don'tknow why, but like as a kid,
you're just angry, you just wantto, you know, get into this
shit, do that shit, and then,like it's kind of like you
bottle things up and then whenyou explode, it's not a good

(01:09:47):
thing.

Speaker 3 (01:09:49):
That's why I try to talk to my daughter all the time
Like she's having like a bigass tantrum or a big ass like
emotional thing.
A lot of times I just tell hercome here, what's wrong?
I just talked to her.
She'll tell me what's wrong.
We'll figure it out.
I explained to her.
You know, the stores are closed, we can't get a toy, whatever
it is.
So it's like I don't want herto explode.
That shit's crazy, cause I'veseen that shit and it like

(01:10:11):
that's what leads to like theseshootings, these fucking
suicides.

Speaker 5 (01:10:15):
But that's cool, that shooting, still that in her
young.
Because when I was young, likeI looked at it like I didn't
grow up without with a father.
I looked at it like, oh, havinga father is everything.
So I was very stingy to mysiblings because of that.
So it was like okay, having afather's everything, if I got a
dollar left, that's all I havefor me.

(01:10:35):
I don't have nothing else tomeet for me.
So I was very stingy, meaninglike I wouldn't give my brother
a dollar.
He would give me his lastdollar.
I wouldn't give him my lastdollar, because I look at it
like if I give you this, I havenothing left for myself.

Speaker 1 (01:10:49):
You know what I mean, and I had to get out of the
mindset, yeah, but I thinkthat's part of growing up though
.
You got to like realize thattype of stuff.

Speaker 3 (01:10:57):
Wait till you guys have kids, bro, Bro, it's crazy,
yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:10:59):
Well, that's what I'm saying as far as like crazy,
like for parenting and thingslike that, like I'm sure you
realize things about yourselfthat like, damn, I'm such a cry
baby.

Speaker 3 (01:11:09):
I saw Iron Claw yesterday.
I cried.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
Yeah, because no bro.

Speaker 3 (01:11:13):
No, the one thing where I cried, where I really
like fuck, is when they add kids.
Yeah, like when they add kidsand I'm like motherfuckers.
Yeah, like when I saw thecreator.
Yeah, oh my God, bro, that shitwas so sad to me.

Speaker 5 (01:11:25):
Yeah, Bro, you had kids.
It's like you got to teach themeverything that you didn't
learn as a kid.

Speaker 1 (01:11:32):
But that's hard, it's hard.
Because, how do you teach thatwhen you never were?
Shown that Showing that youtaught that properly.

Speaker 3 (01:11:39):
So the way I look at it is that I don't want my
daughter and my son to feel howI felt.

Speaker 4 (01:11:44):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:11:44):
So I try to think about you know how would I feel
if my dad actually came andasked me what's wrong?
You know what I'm saying so.
Then that's why, like every time, I see my daughter how is your
day, how you doing, you know,are you hungry?
Listen to this, or same with myson.
He's a little, he's about to bethree, so he's a little younger
, but same shit.
I got home after cutting today,I started playing with the toys

(01:12:04):
.
I played with him for a littlebit, I got my daughter a
Starbucks cup and I just triedto talk to him, just communicate
, cause like my mom was alwaysthere, but then my dad was like
he wasn't there.
He was more providing what hecould.
So, it's like, I feel like it'sit's, it's.
It's as simple as like hey, howyou doing, you know it's the
conversation.

Speaker 1 (01:12:24):
Yeah, cause I want.

Speaker 3 (01:12:25):
And then and then even today I think my wife told
me that, or my sister told me Iforgot someone told me that my
daughter likes that she can justtalk to me how she wants and
let her cause I, let her beherself Like I, let her cuss a
little bit, let her say, likefunny shit, you know, but then
when, like I also, when I'mstern, she knows I'm not, I'm
not fucking around, and that'swhat I want to install in them,

(01:12:47):
Because I don't.
I feel like I didn't reallyhave that within my family which
is why we have.
I have the problem I have withmy family, like even even my dad
today.

Speaker 1 (01:12:56):
Like, even when we call each other, it's like one
minute calls, are you good?
Good, that's crazy.
It's just but.
But it's just like.
I mean, you just don't talk.
Like you know, if we talk we'llhave phone calls where we are
talking or whatever, but likeit's never like deep.

Speaker 3 (01:13:11):
You know what I mean, because my mom, my mom, called,
like.
She used to call me like everyday, but my mom lives two
minutes from here.
She doesn't live in a wholenother state.
How, like you do, I feel likeit'll be completely different if
that were the case.
But like yeah, bro, I just, Idon't know, Like, once you have
a son or a daughter, you'll,you'll, you'll just, it's like

(01:13:31):
that.

Speaker 5 (01:13:32):
Yeah, for me, though, like I didn't grow up like my
grandma.
I don't think I've told her Ilove you and she said it back in
a long time.
Everybody else, like my uncle Idon't think I've said that to
him.
I probably said it a couple oftimes in my life.
I didn't start saying thatuntil my brother passed.
So it took for somethingtraumatic to happen for me to

(01:13:54):
say that to my mom and my sisterand all of them.
And now I talk to my mom and mysisters every single day.
Before it would be like, ohI'll, I'll get around, I'll call
you when I can, or somethinglike that.
And I wouldn't answer for a dayor two.

Speaker 1 (01:14:08):
I do.
I do still find myself likethat.
It's like my dad would call.
Sometimes I just I'll call himlater, type thing.
But like, even like to whatyou're saying, like saying I
love you, like wasn't theydidn't like start saying that to
like honestly, it's how I likestarted like moving out here.

Speaker 5 (01:14:21):
You know what I mean, so you know what I mean, yeah,
I feel like it takes a bigchange that hasn't happened
until I was, until I had kidsand I became a full blown adult.

Speaker 3 (01:14:31):
Yeah, like once my aunts, my sister, my mom, anyone
told me I love you.
I always said I love you too.
Right now, like I mean me andmy sister, we don't really show
too much affection because I seeher as more like a friend.
A friend, yeah, yeah.
So like there'll be times likeshe'll give me a hug.
I embrace the hug andeverything, but it's more like
all right, bro, I love you,drive safe.

Speaker 1 (01:14:49):
Yeah, you know, but but see, even that that is
something.
Yeah, you know what I mean,cause like, even like, a lot of
people don't even do that, likeI don't do that.

Speaker 3 (01:14:57):
No, you know what I mean, but yeah you know, yeah,
and then I think I can tell,like my, my sister, it's weird
when my sister sees me beingaffection to my wife, cause I'm
not affectionate at all, causemy mom smothered us with so much
love that I didn't really feellike it was love she should have
a condom or something.
Well, I feel like she's likemore, like try to buy your love.

(01:15:18):
You know what I'm saying?
Like even now, like she'll, asa 30 year old man, what do you
want for your birthday?
I don't want anything.
Oh, what do you want to get foryour birthday?
Like, I like it almost feelslike you're just trying to buy
me, which is kind of weird andkind of a blessing, but it's
like.
It's kind of like bro, justrelax.
Yeah, like, just be yourself,just love me normally.

(01:15:39):
You know, you're going to giveme a gift, hand, make me a
fucking macaroni and cheesehouse or something I don't
fucking know I don't neednothing.
Yeah, that's true.
As I got older, that's how meand my sister feel and it's like
I don't know, it's just greatas a parent, it's just, it's
just crazy.

Speaker 1 (01:15:54):
Yeah, I think that like, like a kid, like because
you know, like the thing is likewhen your kid's born, like
that's when, like, if you'relike knucklehead your kid's one,
you know it'll change, likethat.

Speaker 4 (01:16:03):

Speaker 1 (01:16:04):
Dude is crazy and like sometimes that shit don't
work, though Like my wife'sbrother, he's still a yeah, and
then like bro, that's, that'show even me I thought he would
calm down.

Speaker 3 (01:16:15):
No, some dudes don't get it.
Some guys still like I, want tobe in the streets, want to do
this, want to do that, likethey'll do anything for their
kid, but they're not reallydoing all they can.

Speaker 1 (01:16:24):
Well, you're doing things for your kid, but like,
if you get in trouble, you knowyou're being selfish in that way
because, like you know, shitgoes down or whatever yeah, then
you're in jail.
Or, like you know, like youknow, just shit like that right.
Yeah, now it's like, well, youcan't be there at all, not even
for just for your kid, but foryour wife or your, your family.

(01:16:45):
Like that's right, yeah.
And so that's what I realized.
Is that like because I was justselfish, like in myself?
because, I you know, when you'reyounger, you feel like you know
, just doing what you want whenyou want.
You're invincible, you knowwhat I mean Like nothing can
happen to me.
Like, yeah, I'm going to do shitmy way, whatever.
And like.

(01:17:05):
You know what I'm saying andlike.
But I think, like, as you justmature in your A or just you
know life, you realize it.
Like you know you got to startthinking about other people.
Oh, yeah, and like, because themore you start doing that like,
the less it starts to becomeabout you.
Like the happier your life isyou know what I'm saying the

(01:17:26):
more involved you are withpeople you know, especially the
ones you love.
Yeah, it's just it's just better, you know what I mean.
Because then you're not, you'renot, you're not being a piece
of shit.
Really, you know what I mean?
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:17:38):
That's why, like I, like, like my wife she just sent
me a message before I left here.
She's like oh, we're atStarbucks, Ava wants to, ava
wants this cup and I know it'sgoing to make her happy.
You know, she's a little, she'sfive years old.
This makes her happy.
She's looking princess cup.
I go, I'll go get it.
And I asked my wife do you wantone too?
Cause I know you like them too.
She was all happy about that.
So, like I, like I mean you,you see me, I give you the

(01:17:58):
fucking comb.
You did and that and then, likeyou, gave him a hat.
Like you know, people just likeI don't want nothing in return.
I just you know, I don't wantit.
You like it.
This makes you happy.
Take it yeah and a lot of dudesain't like that, no, and a lot
of people can't accept thateither, and it's weird.

Speaker 6 (01:18:15):
I was going to say I find it hard sometimes like to
to accept it, cause it's likeman bro, like are you sure?
You know cause.
Like you know like like it justfeels weird.
You know cause?
It's like I didn't, I didn'tbuy it.
You know, like I didn't doanything to deserve it.
You know like why am I gettingthis?

Speaker 4 (01:18:31):
You know now.

Speaker 6 (01:18:32):
I feel like I got to get you some you know to like
make it even you know you thinkit's easier to receive or or or
give?

Speaker 1 (01:18:38):
I'm a giver, bro, it's easier to give.
I feel weird getting shit.

Speaker 3 (01:18:42):
Me too.

Speaker 1 (01:18:42):
I don't like Christmas, I don't like
birthdays, I always say, withbirthdays, like I like selling,
celebrating other people'sbirthdays.
Like my birthday like I don't.
I don't want to.

Speaker 3 (01:18:52):
Like my wife, bro, like uh, every.
She used to get mad at me allthe time because for my cousin's
birthdays I'll just ask them,what bottle do you want?
And I got whatever bottle theywanted and then for me they
didn't.
They never did the same and shealways got pissed.
But I'm like who cares?
I'm like I love celebratingother people's birthdays.
I don't like celebrating mybirthday.
I came to work.
Y'all saw me here.

Speaker 4 (01:19:10):
Yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:19:12):
I think it's it's harder for me to receive,
because everything I want I buymyself.
Yeah, but it's a gift, so I'drather give to other people just
because, whether they may ormay not need it, you know what I
mean.
It's just cool to see otherpeople happy, I guess.

Speaker 6 (01:19:29):
That's true, cause I feel like when you see somebody
else happy, bro, kind of liftsyour mood and especially knowing
, like like you did, that, youknow, like the other day, bro, I
knew my lady, she was having abad day.
She was you know.
She called me.
She was upset about, you knowsome, something her friend had
done.
So I was like you know what,bro, she had stopped the culvers
.
She was upset because she, youknow, wasn't you know, really
thinking she forgot to order thelittle cheese curries, bro.

(01:19:52):
So I went to fries, I got someflowers, bro, I went to culvers,
got a cheese curries.

Speaker 5 (01:19:56):
Damn Showed up at the door.
You're a real gentleman man.

Speaker 3 (01:19:59):
Damn.

Speaker 6 (01:20:00):
Showed up at the door , bro.
He want the pom pom.

Speaker 3 (01:20:02):
He want the pom pom.

Speaker 6 (01:20:03):
Like bro, like just seeing her, like you know,
what's got?

Speaker 3 (01:20:06):
the boom, boom, boom, boom da, Boom da Boom da, you
know, just seeing her like.
Bro, I've never, I've neverbought flowers until I got with
my wife.

Speaker 5 (01:20:15):
What I bought my girl flowers.
They died.
I said I'm not dying to showthem more.

Speaker 3 (01:20:19):
No, they're not dying , but it's because my mom.
She always told me flowers area waste of money.
They're going to die.

Speaker 4 (01:20:23):
Facts, and that's how I look at it.

Speaker 3 (01:20:25):
Yeah, so that.
But then my wife, she lovesflowers, so every mother's day
birthday.
Even my wife bought me flowersfor my birthday this year, which
was really weird.
But like, yeah, I never bro, Inever did anything like that
until I met my wife.
I can't, I can't really holdsecrets or gifts.
I want to give it to you now.

Speaker 5 (01:20:41):
That's how I am, but I'll give my girl shoes, nike,
socks, whatever, just randomshit.

Speaker 3 (01:20:46):
I've been saying so many stupid ass fucking dunks
for like 250, all these easysandals, this and that.
I got these crocs for like 60bucks.

Speaker 1 (01:20:55):
See, I'm like that was my mom, like I'll give her,
like you know, the flowers andshit like that.
But but my mom is like I don'tknow why, it's like in the
Filipino culture.
It's like I mean, hispanicculture is similar, probably.
It's like they're very likematerialistic.
They just want gifts and shit.

Speaker 3 (01:21:11):
And I'm like, oh my God, my mom.
I was 25 years old.
Just think about this 25.

Speaker 5 (01:21:18):
She wanted a.

Speaker 3 (01:21:18):
Louis Vuitton purse.
And I told my mom oh man.

Speaker 5 (01:21:21):
Oh, they love this.
Yeah, this story.

Speaker 3 (01:21:23):
Dude, I do because she's till this past year.
Mom, what do you want forChristmas?
I want Gucci purse.
You ain't getting shit thisyear.
I told her I'm like nothing.

Speaker 4 (01:21:30):
So what?
You buying Nothing.

Speaker 3 (01:21:34):
No, we just focused on the kids.
We literally, I tell them,focus on the kids.
We don't want nothing.
We don't need nothing.
No, we like all of us as adultsyou know what you want, I guess
you ain't get shit 25.
My sister didn't have a job,didn't have a really good job,
so we spent thousands of dollarson a purse and like $800 on the
matching wallet.
God damn yeah.

(01:21:55):
And I told my mom this is thelast person ever buying you.
I bought you toy birches.
I bought her coaches when shewas all into a Michael Kors.
So now she's bugging for aGucci purse.

Speaker 1 (01:22:06):
I'm like that's the thing, bro.
I was like it's just the itemthat you're not even gonna use.

Speaker 3 (01:22:12):
My wife.
She'll go to Target, pick apurse out and show rocket to her
.
Rips Right.
But it's a fucking saturatelike little fucking thing.

Speaker 1 (01:22:19):
That's like in now, you know what.

Speaker 3 (01:22:20):
I mean yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:22:22):
That's actually but like, but like.
It's just like those prices,like what?
What does that mean?
You know what I mean, bro?

Speaker 5 (01:22:26):
Yeah, I got to a point where I'm older.
Now I'd rather go buy a pair ofvans than any pair of Jordans.

Speaker 4 (01:22:33):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 5 (01:22:33):
But, I do not care anymore.
But when I?
Was younger.
It's like, man, I got two in ahouse.

Speaker 3 (01:22:38):
That's how much the Jordans is I'm gonna buy them.
When I was first cutting, Iwould, bro.
I would literally.
When I was first cutting, everyFriday we were out.
So Friday, get off at work, gobuy new jeans, go buy a new
shirt.

Speaker 1 (01:22:49):
Yeah, that's how it was.
You go spend $300 in a night,just because you're like, oh,
I'll make it back, I got paid.
Yeah, I got paid, bro.

Speaker 6 (01:22:55):
That's how I was when I was going to the club.
Man, I'll get paid.
Saturday, bro, I'll tell one ofthe other bars I was working
with the club we going totonight, bro, and usually it was
downtown Gilbert, we werehitting whiskey row and, bro,
we'd get paid.
Go to whiskey row, bro, spend acouple hundred bucks if we got
a table and drinks and all thatshit, dude.

(01:23:16):
And then I look back and I'mlike, damn bro, I literally just
drank my money bro.

Speaker 3 (01:23:22):
But you're at that age, dawg, you fuck it.

Speaker 1 (01:23:26):
You're really at that age for the fuck.
It Like for him to figure outnow, like you have so much you
wait till you're 25, startworrying about shit.

Speaker 5 (01:23:34):
This was 22.

Speaker 3 (01:23:35):
That's crazy 22 years old.

Speaker 1 (01:23:36):
Yeah, but to figure that shit out now.
It's cool that you put yourselfaround Parker.

Speaker 3 (01:23:43):
to be honest, I feel like Parker was a great fucking
example of something to bringyou in How's?

Speaker 6 (01:23:48):
Parker, he's 25.
Oh okay.

Speaker 1 (01:23:51):
Yeah, but I mean he's young man.

Speaker 6 (01:23:54):
He's a shop owner, homeowner family he's a
homeowner.
Parker bro, shout out Parker,hey shout out.

Speaker 2 (01:24:00):
Parker, that's my boy right here, but like because,
like me, I didn't.

Speaker 3 (01:24:05):
I was around fucking Jose and them.

Speaker 6 (01:24:09):
Yeah, you know what?

Speaker 3 (01:24:10):
I'm saying so like no one, bro.
I know what, tommy, about RothIRAs LLCs uh, high yield savings
account.

Speaker 1 (01:24:16):
I had to learn that shit myself.

Speaker 3 (01:24:18):
Bro, I literally saw, I learned about a high yield
savings account off Instagramand then I asked somebody about
it and they're like, oh my God,you don't have one.
And I was like, well shit, Igot to go on.

Speaker 1 (01:24:27):
This makes sense.
Yeah, I didn't learn all thatshit until the pandemic.
I brought even the pandemic.

Speaker 3 (01:24:33):
Like I really I was, I think, during the pandemic in
2020, that's when I was finallytrying to start my LLC and it
took forever, because I didn'tlearn 90% of the shit I know now
until after the pandemic.

Speaker 1 (01:24:44):
But it changes the way you think.

Speaker 5 (01:24:45):
Yeah you spend money.

Speaker 1 (01:24:47):
It's like you know what I mean.
So, it's just changes Like whatthe fuck?

Speaker 5 (01:24:51):
was I doing?
Yeah, you know, you have totalk money on the show for it.
You know I try to tell myyounger brother, uh-huh, I'm
buying Jordans and all that andthat's just dumb.

Speaker 1 (01:25:00):
But you got the environment, that's you know.

Speaker 5 (01:25:02):
I'm saying like but also I realized like people on
the Midwest aren't dressing likethe people on the West coast,
like vans are way cheaper.
I'd never seen anyone wear vans, unless they skateboard in Iowa
.

Speaker 3 (01:25:12):
Yeah Well, it's cold.
It gets cold as fuck.

Speaker 5 (01:25:17):
They're real, yeah, but Arizona got a style for sure
they have a style, but morestyles are accepted.

Speaker 4 (01:25:20):

Speaker 5 (01:25:22):
Out there, if you ain't dressing in this really
they can't dress.
But if you're not dressing inthis, you're not fly, or
whatever.

Speaker 3 (01:25:30):
My cousins always make fun of me because I always
dress.
You make fun of me because Idon't match.

Speaker 1 (01:25:34):
sometimes but that's like your style.
I'm only liking you.
That's just like your thing.

Speaker 3 (01:25:38):
I just don't like matching that much.
I feel like I look like apopsicle or something bro Like.

Speaker 1 (01:25:44):
Well, if you're wearing the same like tracksuit
maybe then yeah, I understand,that's crazy.
My uncle used to make fun of mefor like, because I, you know,
like back in like the 90sclothes.

Speaker 3 (01:25:52):
I was surprised.
Do you have the jacket to that?

Speaker 5 (01:25:55):
Hell.
No, they used to go sale andmake yo' make shoes.

Speaker 3 (01:25:58):
You got shoes to go with it.
See, that makes sense, but likeI don't know, I just like I see
dudes yellow hat, yellow shirt,jeans, yellow shoes Like a
fashion suit.

Speaker 6 (01:26:05):
That's stupid, bro.
That's like full, full tracksyeah.

Speaker 4 (01:26:08):
Like a track suit.

Speaker 1 (01:26:10):
That's crazy.
That's your house of thought,like what he's wearing right
there.

Speaker 5 (01:26:13):
He's just walk by.

Speaker 1 (01:26:13):
Dang, you just don't point my boy out, you're wild, I
love people looking crazy forwearing these.

Speaker 3 (01:26:20):
I'm like man, these are designer crocs.
Yeah, dude, For $60.
Yeah.

Speaker 6 (01:26:25):
Or what drives me crazy too, bro, is like it's
like, bro, people, like olderpeople, bro, you know, like 40
years old bro, they're stilltrying to get you know like some
, you know like some kid shit,bro, it's like bro, like when I
got to cut someone's hair andthey're 40 and they ask for a
design.
That's crazy bro, you know likeI feel like I feel like after a

(01:26:45):
certain age, bro, is like comeon.

Speaker 3 (01:26:47):
The most I do is a part, a design.

Speaker 1 (01:26:49):
Yeah, a part I understand, part I get part,
part is timeless, but a designis crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:26:54):
At 40?
What are you doing?
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (01:26:58):
I would say, bro, even in your 20s, I think it's a
little wild Design.

Speaker 6 (01:27:02):
Yeah, I feel like if it's in the back of the taper
just because it's a trend now.

Speaker 3 (01:27:06):
I feel like that's the thing.
Even then, I'm like y'all lookstupid.

Speaker 1 (01:27:10):
I think you have to be a certain age, though you got
to be a certain age Because youknow if you get into the
working like professionalworking environment, like you
ain't rocking that.

Speaker 6 (01:27:17):
You know, what I mean .

Speaker 1 (01:27:18):
Like, if you're a bank teller, it's like you
probably shouldn't be having afreaking crazy design.

Speaker 6 (01:27:22):
Even as a barber, bro , I don't get any designs in my
haircut.
Yeah, you know.

Speaker 1 (01:27:27):
But I don't really know any barbers that rock a
design like crazy designs.

Speaker 5 (01:27:31):
I used to work with a guy.
Oh really Cool.
That guy used to used to get adesign every now and then.

Speaker 3 (01:27:39):
That work with us.

Speaker 5 (01:27:39):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:27:40):
Get a design I don't even know.
I promise you, I don't knowwhat you're talking about?

Speaker 5 (01:27:45):
Don't talk about it.

Speaker 3 (01:27:48):
I'm not trying to make you drop names.
I promise you, I don't know.

Speaker 5 (01:27:53):
Well, that's the end of this episode.

Speaker 6 (01:27:58):
It's been an hour and a half Damn.

Speaker 1 (01:27:59):
Yeah, it goes by fast yeah, fast yeah.
So that was cool.

Speaker 3 (01:28:03):
It's like an emotional roller coaster.
Huh yeah, I'm not gonna lieYou're talking about taking
shits Crazy right.

Speaker 5 (01:28:08):
There was one time, bro, I was like damn bro, this
is getting tough a little bitbro.
I'm not even lying to you, man,I'm sitting here, I was like
damn bro.

Speaker 6 (01:28:17):
Ooh man.

Speaker 1 (01:28:19):
That is bro.
Nah, that's cool, that's cool,I like that, but I feel like
guys should just talk more.
Yeah, you know what I mean Likeyeah, because people should
just talk more.

Speaker 3 (01:28:29):
I've had.
I've had a couple clients thatare like, bro, my wife wants to
come just to see what we talkabout.
I'm like we don't even talkabout shit.

Speaker 6 (01:28:36):
We don't talk about nothing, not really.

Speaker 5 (01:28:38):
All the regular shit we talk about in the shop.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:28:41):
Wow, that's jazz.
Well, we'll catch you next time.

Speaker 5 (01:28:45):
This is Keso, brotherhood, jose and the rest
of my peoples.

Speaker 3 (01:28:51):
And that we have.
This is the United Nations.
This is the United Nations.
Hey, this is the United Nations.

Speaker 5 (01:29:00):
Add us what.

Speaker 1 (01:29:01):
Apple.

Speaker 3 (01:29:02):
Music, Spotify, all that shit.
You know what to do, man.
We're under everything AppleMusic, Spotify, Google Podcast,
all that shit.
All that bullshit.
Listen to us, like our reels,like everything.
We're in six countries.
Appreciate y'all.
Hey, hey, this is the premiere.
This is the first season twoSeason two my boy and it's the
first season the first episodewe had four people.

Speaker 6 (01:29:26):
I'm too far from the button.
We out this bitch.
Yeah, I appreciate y'all.

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