Learn Me Somethin'

This episode gets a little gross, so this is a warning to Caleb's mom, but if you don't mind a little poop talk and some microorganism discussion, you might just grow in appreciation for your toilet and the gross little squishy creatures around you. Or you might turn off this episode once we start talking about the tersorium...

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Buckle up people. This one's a doozy. Need to disappear? Need to learn how to fight an army of giant flightless birds? We've got you covered.

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IT'S SPACE BABY. Our first themed episode of season 4. You know we're nerds and get excited any time we get to leave the atmosphere on this pod and this episode is action packed with spaceships, astronauts, space races, and camaraderie. Give her a whirl and we think you'll enjoy it. ALSO, don't forget to pick up your, "These guys suck" merch in the merch link below!

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Season 4's first tap out! A surprise guest visits the show to share about a topic everyone could implement into their lives. There's also plenty of learnin' and goofin' around. Maybe too much goofin' not enough learnin' but we'll let you be the judge of that.

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Today we're talkin' Darn Tough socks, dolphins noises, founding fathers,  and more. If that doesn't make sense to you, just listen. You'll get it. Trust me.

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This is our first in-person episode in a while which means one thing: we had a blast. We also talked about being in a teenage mob, immortality, and a fascinating character from the early 1900's (maybe). Buckle up and prepare to have the entertainment center of your brain light up like never before.

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Learn Me Somethin' is back at it with a fire emoji of a season opener. This one is filled with the LMS classics: the early 20th century, technical difficulties, silliness, wild stories and interesting culture.

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THE SEASON 3 FINALE IS HEREEEEE. Seriously. Thank you all so much for listening. We're 60 episodes in to this pod and still having a blast. Stay tuned, season 4 is coming and will (maybe... hopefully...) be bigger and better than ever!

This episode features some fears that most of us experienced as little kids, a mysterious island in the Gulf of Mexico, and a fake town that became real and then fake again and now real...

What is a Globster? An alien? A sea monster? Something we've never discovered? Also... How important is pricing when it comes to our perception of quality? Two questions I bet you never thought would be asked AND answered in the same episode of a random competitive teaching podcast... And yet, here we are.

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Go to the past and the future in a single episode. Major League Baseball, nuclear waste management, speaking to future civilizations, Georgia Guidestones. We cover a lot. ALSO I'd like to thank the DMV for providing such a peaceful work environment as I studied for this episode.

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Mystery. Intrigue. Plot twists and surprise endings. The two topics in this episode go head to head in a pretty wild competition. Like clues? This episode has it.. Enjoy dinosaurs and mystery monsters? It's got that too. Thousands of peanut butter calories and the DMV? we've got you covered. Tune in for a full hour of entertainment and good learnin'!

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Bugs. And Reality TV. What more do you need? But really, this episode was a lot of fun! A little bit of science, a little bit of history, a little bit of psychology, a little bit of art (music...) There's something here for everyone!

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In this unintentionally-themed fighting episode, Caleb discusses the battle of the Joshes in Lincoln, Nebraska, and how a meme turned into a massive event. Josiah talks about the scientific feud between two prolific paleontologists and we learned how petty people can be. It's a wild ride in this one.

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Fly fishing, a golden flute, a Brazilian photographer, African grass, Robin Williams and an English heist. What do all these things have in common? This episode.
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Does pineapple belong on pizza? Is there a place for it? Is it a monstrosity? Find out here. Also, how does the average person heal a broken heart? Castle building, duh. This is our first episode back together in the studio in a while and it's a BLAST and a half. You don't want to miss it!

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On this episode, the guys tackle respiration and Japanese corporate history.  Caleb takes a stab at using breathe to change your life and Josiah teaches about the time when Nintendo packaged ramen was a thing. If you're into breathing and/or video game companies, this is the episode for you

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OUR 50TH EPISODE. This was the big aspiration that Josiah and I had when we started this podcast two and a half years ago. What a journey it's been. AND, what better way to celebrate than with a classic brain topic and a mostly unattainable multi-billion dollar project? Thank you to everyone who has listened these last few years and especially for those of you who support us through our Patreon each month. You guys are all a h...

MERRY CHRISTMAS. Interested in knowing how expensive the gifts your true love gave to you are? Want to know what poop log means in the context of Christmas? This is the episode for you. This episode is our annual Learn Me Somethin' Christmas truce, which means NO voting, NO winners, No losers. Just a light hearted podcast competition in no man's land during the war. We're thankful for all of you listeners and are exc...