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Omar (00:00):
Are we doing it?
Matt (00:01):
Yeah.
Omar (00:04):
Whole
Matt (00:05):
show to produce.
And you're like, well, whatshould we say from the
beginning?
First of all, you don't shut thefuck up ever.
Have you.
Omar (00:16):
Yeah, I never claimed to
know, shut the fuck up.
I never claimed.
My name is Matt.
Hi motherfuckers I'm Omar.
Welcome to let's dig in.
We're about to dig into somefucking bullshit.
We're about to eat.
Well, What do you got to eat?
We're on an all water diet, Thisis a show that we have been
(00:38):
meaning to create for such along time.
When marrying two of ourfavorite things, talking shit
and eating, we're clearly noteating right now, but
Matt (00:48):
we will in future
episodes.
It's very exciting.
We're podcasters.
Did you ever think you'd be apodcaster?
Mino.
Omar (00:57):
Don't ask me that because
he already had a podcast.
Matt (01:00):
don't look it up.
Don't dig into that.
Well, let's dig into that in afuture episode.
Omar (01:05):
Okay, so hello everyone.
Let's introduce ourselves, Theyear was 2017.
Oh, yarn.
Maui Matt and Oman.
In a far away land known asBerlin, Germany.
Dreary.
Yes.
We moved to Toronto and we beganour social media, Korea.
Matt (01:24):
Our social media.
Omar (01:26):
Empire
Matt (01:26):
empire.
Omar (01:27):
one, might say an empire.
Yeah, it's looking pretty empireish to be.
Matt (01:32):
We're expanding into
podcasting.
So it must be, it must be doingsomething right.
Omar (01:35):
Do you know what?
I love to have my like toes inlike every avenue of life.
Matt (01:39):
I was like, where are your
toes right now?
Omar (01:41):
I have my toes and Casey,
my toes on the camera.
Toes.
Because I want to know whetheror not I can not wear socks.
Matt (01:47):
No, you can not wear
socks.
Omar (01:48):
please back with us.
Once we figure out what the fuckwe're going to do, what the fuck
we're going to talk about?
How the fuck we're going to fallmy hair.
You're in for a wild ride.
And you're just part of ourjourney of figuring all this
out.
If you're here right thissecond, like at the very, very
beginning of the year, then youprobably already know who we are
because you've come from asocial platform that we have.
violently blasted all of thison.
(02:09):
Wow.
Base that promotion.
Ah, yes.
This podcast promotions.
but we are taking this.
space holding it.
Thank you.
And we are going to talk aboutjust like whatever's on our
mind, because I think we like totalk.
Matt (02:25):
I know we like to talk.
We want this podcast to be like,we invited you over to dinner.
Cause you're a close friend.
If you're a stranger.
No.
But if you're a close friend,we'd invite you over to dinner
and the fucking stranger.
Well, some of them are friends.
But if you're a friend or you'relistening to this.
And the leads you're coming overfor dinner.
We're making you dinner.
we're having wine or your drinkof choice.
(02:45):
you're coming up, Virginia.
We're going to yap your fuckinghead off and that's what this is
all about.
That's what you're going to get.
The table,
Omar (02:51):
grab a seat at the table,
get a knife and a fucking fork
and dig the fuck in.
Dig the fuck in.
Let's dig the fuck.
That's so fun.
It's a good name.
we truly have connected over theeight years, almost that we've
been together through food andthrough.
I dunno, just putting eightyears.
Matt (03:12):
That's crazy now.
I know.
Omar (03:14):
And so I thought what
better way to include other
people into our nonsense than toinvite you, to sit with us and
dying.
Matt (03:22):
One day we will have food.
Omar (03:24):
Did that day's not today.
yeah, so we're really, excitedto share this journey with you.
Every episode is going to be akind of a thought starter as if
you were Sergeant table andyou're having some sort of
Dinner table conversation to thetable.
Compensation.
Yeah.
And then we're just going to sitand talk
Matt (03:40):
at you
Omar (03:41):
and you're just going to
listen
Matt (03:42):
for 45 minutes.
Omar (03:44):
To an hour Hopefully we
don't do too much.
Or too little.
This is fun.
This is so silly.
Well, is it, can we get astunned for this?
This is annoying as fuck.
Matt (03:54):
The original idea was
different from this.
So yeah, we'll get a stamp forthis.
This is so awkward, but it'skind of fun.
No, it was kind of fun.
It's.
I could stand it.
Yeah.
I'm not going to,
Omar (04:03):
she'll be like this, Like
Rachel from X-Factor.
The old and the stick above mad,Mike.
And it'll find you.
And you smashed.
My shit was.
Oh, it was good.
Wasn't there.
This is what you're going tohave to deal with.
Every time you listened to thispodcast.
(04:23):
Race off.
I have 10 San.
That Madonna.
Matt (04:29):
Shaq and do, Kylie.
I can say Dani.
I could probably do.
I got it.
I never remember things likethat.
Okay.
Well, join us next time.
Episode one.
Omar (04:40):
Well, we will discuss
whatever the fuck we want to
discuss.
let me calm down.
Okay.
Thanks so much.
See you at episode one.
Ah,