The Golden Age of Gaming Magazines w/ SomeBeardy2Love!

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No game. Ha ha, yes, whether it's a
bearish odd, or even a glass of wine as always, grab your
favorite beverage, welcome to your favorite live interactive
video game podcast. That's right.
It's the level 85. So video podcast with your host
as always me algae 857. That's hot.

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Hey hey. Stallion sticks.
Turbo 857 and your boy big chop.What up?
Oh yeah, the special guest, we have returned to the podcast.
Tonight is a writer and talent manager, where G fuel energy, he
is a beard in huge amount of hair connoisseur.

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An Enthusiast is the CEO of gaming axis, Weekly game news
and review sites and he's a longtime friend of a, the Cast
please welcome. Once again the Johnny ding aka
some beer. Oh my goodness.

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Yeah. Okay.
Looking beard hair. Enthusiasts just appeared a
longer. A man.
I didn't know you were here Enthusiast.
That's it. They had it has been a while.

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It's been a while since I've been back.
This is the first podcast. I've done the month.
I know you miss those crazy eyed.
We're having such a great time without oh, that's great.
The first intro I've done in a month, it's crazy.
So I'm glad that I was the one that could bring you back.
You brought me back from the cages.
Yeah, he was gone. The cages from the cage, I did

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actually pour one of our one of our normals at home here.
Hmm. So I figured if you guys were
just want to do the shot, the traditional shot it.
Well, it was done so I could do a shot.
You know what? Oh yeah, let's do it.
We come. If you got them guys, drink
responsibly hell. Yeah, cheers.
Yeah. Cheers to everybody in a chat,

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man. That's right.
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Tequila's. Yeah.
Jay Black Label. Jacob Black Label.
They got likely. Oh man.
And I had a Centauri because I wanted a relaxing time.
This one made it awesome. Ation hundred Lost in
Translation. Great movie about want to pull
up. I want to pull up one of the

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chats at least so I've anyone's I couldn't.
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trains said goats back I had some goat in The Congos.
Delicious Curry. That's not what I was just it
was just regular. It was regular freshly killed

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building, I mean wow. Yeah.
Have some like right peppers on the menu.
Yeah. Yeah it's labeled freshly killed
goat. It's a rare Delta and it's a
rare done and that's why I feel bad about it but it tastes
better than regular Coke. Okay.
Fkg freshly killed go. All right.

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I'm not an advocate but it was delicious.
Wow, killing for killing my son.I'm hungry.
I'm hungry. I don't want to do it but I'll
eat it. I like you're forcing top on

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please sir. May I have another yeah.
Not really doing that. Well, how about that one?
No, please. It's a different feeling than
when you go to Red Lobster and you pick out the lobster that
they gonna do. I never did that.
You never did that live Lobster Fest.
I'm not Advocate that either, but that Lobster was good.
Yeah man, why would you be Undersea bug that it is funny.

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How that's funny. How that's like a delicacy
Lobster. It used to be like a for
peasants, like the threshold thing sooner or later fried
human. Yeah.
Yeah. You'll see them in the case,
like place. Let me out.
I want that one. One that's screaming for his
life. He's gonna taste good.
Paul. Parents have the book isn't all

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right? The book is great.
All right, anyway, moving on. Moving on.
Alright, so we're going to startwith our man.
John human. I could have talking about the
games. We playing.
Could add that the beard. He's intro to movie Enthusiast.
Yeah. Oh hell yeah.
Next time you're on fucking beard.
There you go. I have been playing a lot of

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Redfield really fall. And having a blast I know it's
kind of broken and like yeah like it drops frame rates and
like but you know what? We're like having a blast.

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The game is what it is. You don't even like at.
It's just killed vampires and cultists and it's kind of great.
And it's like all you have to dois run around and do.
It's like it is the, it's the perfect, like, mix of monotonous
and adventurous, you nemean, andit's like, just enough to keep

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you going and enough to like be like, all right.
Right. I know what this is, I do this
over and again and blah, blah blah, it's a destiny syndrome.
You know, do you mean like I know what this is?
I do it over and over and over again but I'm still doing it.
You know what I mean? But that's ready fall but with
vampires PC Xbox they're playingon Xbox.

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Okay, we go Xbox low. Yeah, well riffles, I mean the
game is you know, like a little weird and like and there's a
little bit of like, you know, I don't know, I don't know how to
explain it. It's it's definitely like You
know, I'm glad I'm, I have, you know, the Xbox game paths, you

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know, deviate like totally, I'm not gonna lie.
I'm glad I have Xbox Gamepad. So I could play this game.
I don't know if I would have paid. $70 4770 stretch, yeah,
but it's still, it is still fun.If you aren't, if you got it on
Game Pass, you know, it PC, 0 orX Box, doesn't matter.
Give it a try, it is a lot of fun.

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So you were in the multiplayer. Yeah, you know, playing alone is
what it is. It's fine.
It's Not hard. It's just the monotonous.
Like, I need to turn my brain off and just, you know, do that
kind of thing, you know. Hmm.
But the maps big enough and there's enough situations where
like every house you walk into seems like kind of random and

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new and interesting, there's it doesn't feel like you know, it's
the same copy paste, you know, the ones that you can get into,
you know, but yeah, I've been having fun with it and then, of
course, I'm Always playing Skyrim.
I was streaming Skyrim for the first time in a while.
I just I, you know, it's my game.
I called one of those forever games.

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Yeah. Arms like a brother Ian.
Yeah, not be Skyrim on my sneaker.
It's everywhere in my sleep. I got that install to not the
same but it's are. The graphics are a little better
though. That's the whole.
I haven't touched a remastered version, you know but it's

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haven't touched. It yet.
I mean, look at this game this game has, it has a nation that
riveting gameplay exciting. I just found it randomly on Xbox

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was like 15 bucks, it's called islets and it's spelled like
Islands but like I let's is SLE TS so you meant, I listen boys.
But it is dear. It's a sort of like a
metroidvania game and it's aboutthis adventuring Mouse who has

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to try and connect. All of these floating islands
that have kind of separated fromthemselves.
And you go in, you find new powers and there's a little kind
of like the secret upgrades thatyou find throughout the game,
kind of help you progress throughout the different lands
just like a metroidvania, you know, kind of you know, whatever
looking but the graphics are fun.

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You know it looks really good. The art is really fun, I really
enjoy the music, the music is fantastic and the game looks
like Adventure Time from here, right?
Yeah yeah, yeah, clearly time and it's like, you know, the
characters are like Like kind ofnot great to each other, they're
they're all like out for the adventure to try and do it
first, you know, so like they kind of rip each other apart.

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And like this is what guy who hates the main character but he
just plays it. He's just a dick and it's just
great. It's like it feels like ashes
first rival, you know? He's just he's just a dick.
I let Star the game look like fin from freaking the.
So I said, I know you said Venture, I just love killing
fan. You know you being safe and I

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love kicking. There's a fun guy.
Looks cool. I want to kill Finn, though.
Always know, you always has to die.
Those noises for the voices. Are a little fun.
It's a lot of their Pro, bro. Pro bro, Pro paper.
Oy this you know, Okami? Yeah, it's the one that drove me

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crazy when you get this game off.
Yeah. Different.
Different sounds. But you know what?
That was fucking annoying as shit though.
I hate them both. Okay.
All right, so we'll start with the co-op games.

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Of course the co-op games starting with multiverses A
Multiverse first--the. First stream back.
Yeah. How's it going, guys?
It's going good for a while. I was going back into one team
that I got to take that the end.I think I got a little fatigued.
Well, we all right. So we were whooping, a lot of s
and then we ran to one team who we barely beat and then they

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owned us for the rest of the time we were playing them.
And yes, the team actually, it was tasered Aggie butts.
Then Shaggy with switch to Rainbow.
Yeah, but yeah. But all the matches were close
but then the last match It just wasn't last match was just like,
yeah, we had told her, I was sorry, I got juggled on some
bullshit. Yeah, like yeah I'm done.
I was like, I'm like, you know, I can't I can't do it anymore.

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I can't I can't do another match.
Well, we're at what now, a platinum level.
Quite them Platinum to report them to man, I'm old painted.
All right, so the level shiny. The levels are bronze.
Bronze has three divisions, thenyou have gold, which has five
silver, which has five know, I think silver, my three and then
it's cold that has five. Platinum, five, Diamond five,

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then you have master that has nodivisions and then you have
Grandmaster, which is top 100 players in the world.
So we're in Platinum, which is right before Diamond.
So we're working up and we work a little chemical Silver Surfer.
So you get the right moment, kill the game.
I want to get to because I play the, the one-on-ones, I'm like
maybe three matches from gettingto Diamond.

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I at least want to get the diamond before they shut it down
for the rest of the year. But not extreme went went out.
Was a lot of a lot of fun to kills But those those Pricks.
Mmm, those Pricks we ran to him like man.
Yeah, we have a couple of times then we just like it was look up
their IP address. Oh no I got I've been doing
shorts. I'm gonna I'm gonna find their
name, I'm lamb them. I'm gonna look them up it's

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gonna be awesome. Now I'm going to show it at the
house versus but this is real life.
Starts crying and shit. I was just playing a game.

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So what happened? It was a plague freedom of your
life Cal Guardians.

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Which Which is a mega Vania. Yeah.
Not at Metro event. It's a Mega Man Castlevania.
Mix. Yeah, Co-op.
Very close to blood staying the course of the Moon.
Sorry. Freddy, would you say that?
I've never actually heard that term.
That's great. Yeah, it is, it is a mega Vania.
That's exactly what it is. Made of India.
It's definitely. I feel it more in the way and

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what way are there like boss levels and stuff?
Well, there's your character more likely makes it Mike, is
you shoot a gun? Because they'll, yeah, one of
one of the players shoots a gun.The other one uses a sword kind
of like 0 and after you beat a boss they give you like a very
useful technique that you could use as a sub weapon that will
help you on the next stage and you could use it against the
pause as well. So every single boss you beat

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gives you something. So it's kind of like how Mega
Man does that right? And that's interesting.
I know what the levels are pretty straightforward, even
though they tell ya they're linear but there's like, so if
you want to find some secret items somewhere you can go over
here or if you just want to go to the boss, go straight to the
boss. Yeah.
But Fun, fun challenging. They have that annoying
Castlevania, knock back when you're trying to jump and the

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fucking thing. The little Medusa head hits you
and then you die Walter. You know where it is.
Pits, are you? I mean, that was that was a big
Mega Man. Thing too, though. - yeah, Tory
has for that shot and this is what's messed up to.
So if I die, if I get killed by enemy and turbo still alive, he
can go over and revive Me by keeping X, but if I fall into a
hole, now I'm done that for a stat total checkpoint

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checkpoint. Wait, till yes, that's not
terrible. Yeah, not too terrible.
It's annoying. But it was just a second stage.
It was a problem for us after that, it wasn't.
Yeah, the S, I don't know. It got to a point where we're
dying when we weren't supposed to and then like, we started
second guessing like regular jumps and then just falling.

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Like, it's like, it's in your head.
You're like why this isn't hard.Why why, why is this happening?
Now, the platform. Oh, you would go.
Crazy chalk, you would lose yourfucking mind.
How's the music in it? He's good, he's good.
What's I? Um more Castlevania like a more
Castlevania like like an upbeat casavant.
Actually I was like it's like a mix between the night.

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Nocturnal. Yeah I'm the medic.
That's funds pretty good. Yeah it's not the well.
Well be done with it by a groupie.
What was the name of the Guardians ramgarh?
Yeah, so now the way they could I think someone else had that
name or some shit. I don't know but they had this.
Everything to gal, Guardians. Grim X-Men, Japanese, you would
think the ship was on the Saturn.
Yeah. It was perfectly at home and and

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it was refreshing because I remember we were talking about
this like a podcast so I'm like I love seeing games like this.
Yeah I'm happy that it's not just the same old you know
Metroid type game. Least they added some type of
Mega Man stuff. Like it's more action it's cool.
Yes. More straightforward years ago
and you really do have to use asa funny part.
Is it levels? Yes.
Levels. Okay.
You're no, you're in a castle and it's Like each floor is a

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different thing but the last boss we beat.
So it gives us gives me a different technique than turbo
turbos technique. On the last boss, we got was the
summon this pink Kirby looking thing that heals us and his name
is mr. Happy.
Hey man. So so we were playing and
turbos. Like do you want your loan
energy? You want mr.
Happy I'm like, don't ever say that that he was just like you

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want me to whip out mr. Happy So much wrong sir, the
free gonna have to call it something else.
Like this day's just have seen the shit of like we're gonna
stop out. Wash it agree said about mr.
Happy to heal. You know how about you want the
big motherfucker to pop up and heal?
You how about you need? He'll do you think?
Yeah. No but he kept mr.

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Have a Snappy no I'm about to leave the stream.
I've been beside one time. It's a laugh but you never say
no. He was saying it constantly and
I was gonna rolling over wherever, I don't know.
You were saying something about them?

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No no, no. Other people that was excited

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because at the same time as a c-note.
That's why can't I see? No, that's my commander.
I think I think I teach somebodyopen that when I'm all right.
Yeah. That's what you're done.
Y'all got to do? Yeah, no more 11.
The battle. I was like, there's no that's my
commander. All of a sudden your commanders
dead Pine Box. We're talking mad shit, right?

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Close to the end and we hyper-v strategy, that was harmed.
One mistake upon mistake, one mistake, and it cost us the
whole four hours. Probably should you wish mr.
Happy. Wait, what you doing?
And I was like no no no no. I was wrong.

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He wants to play that again, right?
I didn't want to play. That's also you will have two
stages left but we only started playing.
I'm playing battles leaves. Meanwhile, like D&D fans are
just like, oh, you knew here forhours ways?
This is heartbreaking. Dude, it sucks.
Wow, mr. Happy yeah, he was not there.

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I didn't Name the character. Okay.
Anyway, that was the only two cops.
Right. It was like, yeah, that was it.
I played switch the camera here.I played and finished Sackboy
big adventure. Finally, beat the game.
Tough really challenging at surprisingly child, and you
still want to play it for a player, huh?

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. Not still fun though.
It looks like a Mario 3D World. It's exactly like that.
It's like Mario 3D World crazy monster on the wall.
Very similar, very similar. It looks exactly the same as.
Wow, very, very similar. I mean Intrigued.
But the 3D Shape, John for me legally, the 3D should like was
fucking me up, though. It's especially towards the
later stages. It's it got challenging that's

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challenging. Would you prefer a regular big
planet or its you know what theydid a good job.
It did a really good job of liketranslating the side-scrolling
LittleBigPlanet 2, the 3D and it's really like a preference
thing. It's like asking would you like
do you like 2D Mario better or three?
Yeah I like the hybrid. Ain't nobody asking you the

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hope. Sorry?
Sorry. Just Chuck.
That's his last beer already first and last name first.
And last beer. Yep, you're not getting no.
Recommended. I still want to mess with the

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someone almost with a four-player.
Man. That looks, I'm intrigued.
That looks really cool man. Is that when I always want to
play for, I didn't even realize it was foreplay.
Layers until like halfway through the game, really never
promote it like that. I look down before you enter any
stage, you looked like on the bottom of the screen.

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It's like you have to like join a Lobby or whatever and it goes
into the stage and I did I look down and I'm like in a nice real
small print. I see join join join like three
days ago and I'm like damn it. What the hell?
I didn't know this freaking coldSackboy there's like every game
that comes out that has, like, like, like, couch Co-op anymore.

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They're just like, oh, by the way, we have count going.
Yeah, yeah. Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Secret knock. A bunch of NFR, TVs, a logic
controllers. The wall.

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What am I three screen Halo? This controller has a wire on
it. Don't worry, we have Advil, but

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I'm not mad at that. Sir, that'd be great.
Awesome game, though. Regardless, awesome game.
And other game I played surprisingly, I played this
because I got it on PlayStation Plus, and just going through the
list of games that I got for free, like, 400 games with.
Yeah. So the game I tried, and I
freaking got so addicted to thisgame.
That wasn't even, like it's not even my type of game, I'm not.

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And into the this type of genre but it's called slay the Spire
it's an indie game, heard about card deck, battle game whatever,
but it's like a roguelike RPG elements to it plays like an
RPG. Hmm.
But it's with with cards and so good and is roguelike the like
you die, but when you die, you keep the cards that you, you

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know, that you built and then you get new cards and then you
get, you go into like shopkeepers you go in a certain
towns, you can, well trade, you can upgrade It's, can you gonna
do, huh? It's a Time To Duel.
Jeez. You could do it you the cards.

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But yeah, this is the, this is the game here.
It's kind of its, I just like question mark - yeah, it's hot.
It's kind of hard to explain, but when you see it, when you
see a battle, it's like all these are just simple.
It is. but while you play, You know, you have your opponent's.
So like every stage has different things.

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So, like some of these things are boss cards, some of these
are regular monsters. Some of these are like that win
battles, all right? And you have all these different
cards of some of the attack someare blocked because you know,
that somebody's going to attack you.
Like this whole thing is set up so that you can only play a
certain amount of cards, right? Then you can level up as you go
and use as you slave the Spire as you will, you know, I mean

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like and each card has like a number like Energy number.
So you get three three energies for per round but then you could
build that up also. And it's cool to like when you
know that he's going to attack with a 12 you know that you have
to use block. Right.
Right. Yeah.
So you have to at least block a 12 otherwise it'll break the
shield of 10 and add to damage. So like it's a whole there's a

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little bit of math involved, youknow, for those that don't fuck
with that. You know, I don't really know
math, very well. So but it is a really great
game. It's a lot of fun.
You really get addicted to it. And there are three different
like card play Styles. So, there are three characters

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that you can play as. And each one has ones like a
poison guy. One adds like lightning and Ice
damage. There's I mean, it's great.
It's a fun game replay, it lookslike insane.
It looks like the inside of someone's head who really loves
cards and that type of game. Yeah, showing you.
Actually going on in their head.I think the best part is this is

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good. The craziest thing about it is
just the fact that it, like, it won me over and it did a really
good job of like walking you through the process of this type
of game like the the tutorial stage, which I mean, it's not
really much of a tutorial. Just they did a really good job.
Like, I've heard a lot about it,makes it feel like I learn how
to play like it was I was like, oh, this is kind of cool because

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it'll be a lot plays like, an RPG.
So it's like, okay, a lot of people have this team deck
really talk about. Yeah, actually.
I liked it so much that I actually paid for it.
I bought it for this evening. Hey, it's without pays for
something. You know, it's a big deal.

(26:57):
Sale price point for everything.It doesn't hit the price point,
everybody. I'm not getting 30 below, I'll
take a 499 depending on the charm.
Yeah. These games, the full price of
its Fire Emblem, easily three Fire Emblem, valkyria Chronicles

(27:21):
trial strategy, okay? But you know, the strategy role
players that I'm obsessed with Smash Brothers, obviously full
price. I won't wait a day for those
games. Yeah.
But, you know, if I see something that look good in the
eShop of like, yeah, that looks dope, but it'd look better.
If it was like five dollars less, did you buy, Marvel
Ultimate Alliance that one yet? That would I be?

(27:43):
Yeah, that was full price to that one was well that's a
great. I fucking love that game.
I actually want to play that again.
It's awesome. The first two are Immaculate.
They're amazing. I love them all her.
Super great. I love them all.
I like the first better than thesecond toe.
Which one? Yeah so I do like the first.
I don't mind the second though. I really do like what they did

(28:04):
with Civil War was way better than the movies.
That's a, yes, yes, that's because they didn't have a
licensing. I get, it's okay, but I'm still
into it. What's up, what's won?
The Silver? Surfer was in, was at the first
verse, damn it, man. So sure, awesome.
In the third, a third, a nose. I don't know why he was so dope
and probably couldn't get the licensing fucking but um, wow.

(28:27):
Damn. So aggressive to monetize for
the past 28 minutes. I got first later dude.
I cursed my uh, sure. So anyways um, I played still
playing the same two games because I haven't had a lot of
time but I'm at the final chapter of One Piece Odyssey,
you can accrue. Yeah, that was that was trying

(28:48):
to complete the game before the podcast but na clean though.
It is Chris clean. Yeah, sooo many enemies just
It's a fun game dude and I'm noteven that familiar with the
one-piece lure, but can you are now?
Yeah, I'm more familiar, it is. It's one of those things
especially, as a fan, it was even better.

(29:09):
Like, I very much, very much appreciated how they captured
all of the characters. Yeah.
Unity mean like it was, it felt like I got to play as my
favorite Pirates. You don't need me in like and it
was an added story that didn't necessarily have to do anything
with The rest of the story lines, but it was also really

(29:31):
cool to go back and see some of the other things that, you know,
the straw hats went through. I'll tell you, I tell you, I
cried at the same beats that I cried out the show and the manga
couldn't help it anymore. Well, it's well done.
Yeah. Well done.
I agree man. It was, it's a very good game.

(29:52):
I'm enjoying it but I think there's DLC coming out for a.
Would you say to Jesus? I didn't say, well, yes you did.
I did not say anything. Clear.

(30:28):
You beat the Warriors, have yeah.
Folk art Warriors, right? Let's see.
He said, what about Halo? I love me some Halo, man.
I, you know, I need to start playing that game again.
I don't have an update, I forgotabout that.
Girl, talked about, we're gonna talk about that later.
Anyways, update and WWE 2K 23, Ineed more time.

(30:50):
Yo, GM mode is so fun and it's crazy because it's like, you
know, how you can hire local talent from like and they'll be
on your roster for Say you hire him the first week for $7000,
there, aren't you on your rosterfor the entire the entire 25
weeks season, right? And if you build them up like
build their popularity, like they end up getting Champions
and putting on good matches. The next time you go to draft

(31:12):
them, they are up there like, 225,000 for the season.
So and that's and that's with anybody any wrestle that you use
and you hear them up, is that what I give them?
Health insurance, no health insurance and you build up their
stock. For the next season.
This is very interesting. So that's man in depth.
Yeah. So but but if you win, if you

(31:35):
finish and if you finish first in in the season, you get to
keep three of your three of yourhappiest wrestlers with the
highest morale, you get to keep them at a discounted price.
Hmm. Which help.
Keep went on and drafting hijab in like the Brooklyn Brawler.
Dan give me a job so yeah, it's That game is very well done.

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Then they. Yeah, they put in a lot of
effort. I haven't even looked at it.
What is wrong with you? I haven't had time.
The backlog is foul. It's vicious.
Well, when versus comes up, yeah, versus will get get this
coming soon up again. Oh yeah.
Okay. Game on.
It's gonna be fun. Oh, eyes do look like bad news

(32:21):
for all you know, that is bad news.
Way back. That's the misted way.
Better. That's not the dam is buried.
It's not. Yeah, that's all I played.
Okay, yeah. Let me see.
Okay, I'll go first. All right, I did beat something.

(32:41):
Finally, finally beats mr. Hat, mr.
Happy wow. Okay, before we get the
captives, I'll go Captain Tsubasa.
Here we go. Okay, I played.
What made you play this? Okay, I have wait, what is this?
Okay, this is a soccer. ER anime game.
Okay, it was a you played this piano.

(33:02):
I play this because I told you, I got in Congo.
Like was a what he said be in Congo for three weeks right now.
But nephew over there and he wastalking about this anime.
So I downloaded it on his switch, the just the demo and I

(33:24):
was close up with the hell. Is this game?
Like Captain Tsubasa never heardof it.
So I played it and it's just like Actually pretty awesome.
Really is. What type of game?
Yeah. It's a soccer game.
It is a straight-up soccer game.It's not like a role playing
soccer RPG elements. No, no.
There's no RPG. It's legit.
So, that's legit. Soccer games, or whatever?
FIFA. Yeah.
I think this is just a story. It's and it's theatrical like

(33:51):
you have a certain number of players in the team that can
really do some sort of a cinema before they kick the ball into
the goalie. And the goal he sees, if you
could block the ball or if he's just gonna go right past them,
it's pretty, it's pretty cool. It's like a visual novel to me.
No, it's just you. Oh, here go, I can get special
goggles. There we go.
That's how Like a pelican that looks.

(34:30):
I'm like, no. That looks pretty flat is a bit
like the better description of it like Blades of Steel soccer.
Yeah. For real.
Right. Actually.
That's not a bad description because it's fast.
It's fast. Paced.
Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Just like the tackle, someone
you do certain Juke moves when someone's trying to steal the
ball and then you can kick it and drop kick somebody
seriously. Don't you sweep them?
You sweep kick someone, you know, you know, I would have

(34:52):
never in was never heard of thisgame ever and ever.
You have cats, the fossils like Captain Tsubasa, what kind of
heard I came and I was like, okay, Captain.
I was like, this is so right there.
I was like, okay, the most free I'll download it was like, Hey
you go, you tell, you made it up.

(35:16):
But other than that, I play I recently bought because, you
know, Zelda is coming out and I wasn't paying off 70 bucks.
So I bought the voucher and I was like okay let me get Zelda.
Got that done and also Advance Wars reboot Camp went into.
So I played that for a little bit and it's pretty good for
you. People who love Advance Wars

(35:37):
have been guy crazy for this. Yeah, I don't know.
I have to I only played like, you know, through the tutorial
stages. I played Advance wars during the
Game Boy Advance era had played second one so I'm looking
forward. Like look, I talked about tiny
metal before second tiny. Metal was really really good.
So I'm like okay is this going to be better than tiny Mill to

(35:57):
that game? Really freaking good.
So I had to play a further and see if I can figure that out.
But um, games, I beat don't showthe footage.
Don't need to do Itzhak Frontiers finally beat that.
Oh wow, finally actually feed a game.
I'd be really yes. And since tears of the kingdom
is coming out, I had unfinished business with Zelda's DLC.
They had two packs. I never completed.
I got 75. Never completed the never

(36:18):
completely. You know what?
Who are you too many games? The wild.
Oh, thanks. It's a big game.
I never, I never came to. I've never I've never finished
and I don't give a shit. It's too much.

(36:44):
Open world games are exhausted but actually had good deal.
See and I should have beat him, but the master quest they got
like, you know, you're trying topower up the master sword.
Those that the last final rooms of that were tough.
And if you die, once you go straight, back to the beginning.
Fuck you. What did you name your character

(37:05):
Zelda? As I don't think that's anything
since the first game, but I played The Master trials.
When I was on vacation in one go, I beat it.
I was like, oh wow. Well glowing Master Sword.
Excellent. And then I'd beat the Champions
ballot. I had one more dungeon to go and
I got that motorcycle and I was like, Wow, five years.

(37:26):
I was like it was worth the fight.
I would have enjoyed the five years ago, there was my first
five years, but that vote is that just in the first game,
this dungeon is in the first game system.
Not just in the first game though, they were shrines.
Well, dry 100 like a shrines andthen the Divine Beast are the
dungeons, you know, and Hyrule castle.
If you consider that dungeon dungeon also yeah it's like it's

(37:47):
so funny that like when it comesto like open world games like
they're so fucking exhausting and I played breath while I beat
breath for a while, but the funny thing is by the like the
last stage I was so exhausted. It from playing it that I it was
like I didn't even want to go into the last like I didn't even
try to search. I like floated over almost the

(38:07):
entire ship and went right againand I said I've had enough
enough's enough. I have no time I'm going through
everything flows across. I followed across the whole shit
and said, sit going right to himand that is over.
So that's good. That's the beauty of that game.
Yeah it's because like nobody Free updates.

(38:29):
Again, you can you play as much of it as you want and you don't
play as much of it as you want. Some people beat that with and I
had a very hard time hard addiction of not wanting to
murder everything around me. And I kept losing all of my
weapons all the time and I was sick of it.
Okay? That can become a problem.
That's happening. I was like, I'll have a stick.
I was like, you know, I can't, oh, I gotta go.

(38:51):
Look, there's bad guys over there.
Always a, I don't level up, it doesn't matter.
I gotta go kill him. Anyway, whatever three hours
later. I gotta go like, I'm like, I
gotta go cook. I gotta cook this meal, the
snow, like, fuck you play that for the year, like that, that's

(39:13):
how big the fucking game is. And is it incredible yet?
It's incredible. Really go bad.
If that's your shit. But back, the breadth of for
someone who wants to play other games that I get, I got a float
over the last stage back home. I'm sorry.
Have to have to I thought, you know that, that last dungeon
know in the chance of Allen was awesome.
And yes. Bizarre dungeons are in a new

(39:33):
one and I heard a lot better. Can't wait for Friday.
We won't see Tara Friday a couple months.

(40:25):
Yeah. Give me that,

(40:49):
I did see a sale on Steam. And I was gonna have to, for the
Ally to, I want to know what they're going to do with that
tomorrow on the release. I don't know if I'll get it, but
probably not, but I'm interested.
But um, it's on Steam. They had a sale for Bionic
Commando rearm, so it was two bucks.
And I was like, yeah, I used to like this on, on the 360 and is

(41:12):
a hell of a remake and it's two players.
Wow. Yeah, which is like that.
The first game is never. I mean, none of the bad
commendable to places where it'sever read through this.
Yep. And it was as good as when I
really care for. I could add a jump, but it
wasn't that wasn't bad but it wasn't part of the sale.
They had to 3D and 3D when it came out, which was you played

(41:33):
it, I stopped playing it. Yeah.
And it was okay, right? Like it was it was a good game
but the story fucking dunk. And I said, what the hell did
you do? Well, I got.
I got one of the funniest scenesthough.
I've seen in a video game that should had me dying when they
tried. He punched a chick for no
reason. This shit was hilarious.
He was like that. Just seems so like it was nice.

(41:58):
It was so unnecessary. They tried to bring the
franchisor 3D didn't really pan out for them but you know but it
came in a that story. I wonder why I actually sent
that guy said that clip to you before John.
I think I did. Yeah, the best thing is to send
someone some shit without even have any contacts.

(42:18):
Just end it. Yeah just send it back.
He said Keanu Reeves Club. But mystical verse and a Humble
Bundle. It came like the that 3D one
came for free in it, so I already have that.
So, I don't need to buy this other bundle is three bucks for
the 3D one and we are armed and it was two bucks for just

(42:38):
Rihanna, like, it should I get an extra one more dollar?
Nah, I mean, I coulda gave me the code.
I was thinking about it. You guys, listen, crowd noise,
do that, it'll help, get the car, end up getting one.
And at some point they always give out Lana Commando 3D.
Woods for the hunt for the content that wasn't bad.
It wasn't a big games till the end of the story.
It was that story trash, but that was all.

(43:02):
That was all I played this week though as far as and stuff, but,
you know, there's a lot coming out and a lot have to catch up.
I really should be playing newerthings, but I had to try.
I know I definitely did Island to.
Also, how was that I wanted to try again?
And here's good. That's Co-op to, or is it is
called I I fell into it because I had played the first one,

(43:27):
obviously, 10 years and years ago now, and actually had a lot
of fun. I did enjoy the first one.
The second one. The second one is like, it feels
like it's story. Do you know the story of Dead
Island 2 and how many like devs this game has gone through?

(43:47):
No, I just know. It took forever.
It's been in development has gone through four deaths.
Natalie came out and it like it is like to me it's a myth.
I didn't believe it was real until I could actually play.
It didn't matter that they kept talking about it, it wasn't
real. Even though he sought it PAX
East? It wasn't real until I could
download it on my Xbox and play it and you can Wolverine claws.

(44:09):
Yeah we'll bring clothes. Yeah that's kind of cool.
Yeah there's a really cool weapons or whatever and like
there's a lot of fun to it and what it feels like for different
people play, you know we're making it you didn't mean like
my life. Instead of having like this open
world like like the first one, had this big open beach that you
could like kind of like comb through.
It's like levels that you kind of just, you know oh go here

(44:34):
come back to base. Then go here I come back to base
like a Dreamcast. It actually looks one.
Go over here now and this place is open to you.
Now go over here and go back to base, you know what I mean?
Like and that's it, that's the game.
And I'm like ah, got it for the amount of turmoil went through.
It's definitely not a Duke NukemForever.
At least it. Turned out pretty decent for
what it is and it's like servingjudgment until you beat the

(45:00):
game. Listen, no, I've already diluted
if it's on sale for 20 bucks, give a shot now that it's on
campus, right? Or is it that?
I don't know, I don't know, it'snot, it's not it's not, you
know, I got that one. I fell into that trap.

(45:23):
It might be next month. Yeah, yes.
Cafe foxy. Yep.
Think the game was fun. I like the action of my
commander 3D of the story was like, alright what the fuck's
happening? But anyway, that was bad ending
but it's just what is going on in the game?
I never know. I've only been playing Horizon

(45:45):
forbidden. West actually I got four hours
in today. Playing this game.
Hey Mom, yeah, put that time in.Yeah, cuz Every time I come back
to it after a while, I get overwhelmed because there's so
many weapons. So many techniques you gotta be
skill. Tree is massive, the game is
massive, and it's over whelming got to be in his own, but when

(46:06):
you get into a rhythm, when you get in the Rhythm and you get
immersed into it, it's fucking crazy.
It's really crazy. I just got to a part of the
game. Obviously, this is not spoiling
anything, but it's shows you thepurpose of what's going on, and
it's like, all right, you gotta go here here here.
And then eventually go over hereand then come back to me.
That's basically the part of metin the game.

(46:27):
So my all right, I actually knowthe point but I knew I was hot
trash. When I came back to the game.
I was dying quick, like, becauseit's the same problem I have
with God of War is that like, ittakes me a bit to get used to
the equipment, you got to stick to it because like it, sometimes
it's confusing on the outfits and like, what they do and stuff

(46:50):
like that. This one's good against Flame.
This one's good against this bulb on.
I'm like, man, I'm just used to throwing on some armor and it
says this is better than the oldone, you know, like you're
right. Yeah.
So like why don't hack and slash?
Yeah, like tell me what's better, Don't make me say that
was an 8. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah. Good.
I'm a cell, the eighth and then the shit that I don't use I'm

(47:10):
like, wait should I sell it? Is it.
I don't know if I just do it because this is good for.
So that's the confusing part. I still don't know how to use a
rope cast yet. I'm gonna, I got to figure it
out. Dude, I'll play, I think no
matter what, when you playing A war doesn't fucking matter, just
hit the thing. Yeah I mean that's how I pull
the thing is. That's the thing is with open
world things. There's so much shit you stick

(47:31):
to what works for you and then everything else.
Fuck it. That's basically what it is.
You can't get used to. I watched talk playing over
there where the hell'd? You get that armor.
It got a well like what game is?This is any of this stuff when
I've had beat the game talks like I just went straight like
what you got through this poisonarea without dying, like, what

(47:51):
is happening? A badass.
I'm sorry but there's a certain there's a certain level of like
because I like doing the side missions in this game because I
want to get, you know, a lot of the skills you by the time you
get overpowered but like I want if you overpower.
So now everything is fucking easy.
You know, you're right now to boss of the game, you will not
be overpowered. You better can't you better?
Make sure you got the right equipment.

(48:12):
Are you gonna pull up Mikey bees?
And just say, all right, let me fight him at level 10 or just
watch it on YouTube. Nobody's for your review.
So far, the game is awesome. That's awesome.
It's under everything. It was.

(48:37):
But the messed-up thing is, I'vebeen, encountering some glitches
though. There's been some glitches or
you're not planning on the PS5. Yes, for yeah, I've been getting
some like, you'll be mid conversation with a NPC and
you'll see some textures. Just finally pop up.
I just got out of an area in thetwo characters.
I was with you to see like the back of their bodies but it's a

(48:59):
good one. I'm like, who the fuck is a line
talking to looks beautiful when it's working fine, but you gotta
want it on there as long as possible, right?

(49:20):
Yeah, I think that it's, I thinkthey won't be doing No, I
definitely got the got, it was like that.
Yeah, I'm glad I got it on PS4 because there was no way.
I was going to get a PS5 when the game came out because I have
a feeling that I'll be playing, I won't get one until the next
Final Fantasy part comes out that was that was the only
reason I got a PS4 was so, so inlike five more years as a

(49:42):
mother, I have time. Liar.

(50:22):
I did damage to I did damage to a lot of enemies with the spirit
with the spear launcher in the district and I gotta find out
what the hell, those things are.Oh yeah, you will see.
But I just bought Greek memoriesof azure.
So I want to kind of mess with that at the same time because
it's so beautiful. Is it?
It's very Sensational. Boom.

(50:44):
Oh, now you say I'm always on point, I'm always whole point
but yeah, that's it. Sir.
Any of Course follow em. Fire Emblem.
Engage I play that every now andagain.
Hmm. All right.
Every day. Oddly, I play Grand Theft Auto
finals, like a few stages. Tenure get this video.
That's why I test the rs.25, really?

(51:06):
That's why I test the system. Oh, that's it.
If I test my dick in the, if we can run GTA Grand Theft Auto
III, really don't know anything about it anymore.
I like the online is like wild so I don't play it wasn't
online. Watch some of the videos that
they do like the cops and robbers kind of thing really.
People like fake out the cops with the cops like literally

(51:28):
like bro. What name mess with cops on
their it's the fucking funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.
Like this is what do you want todo to like real cops?
It's another world funny bro. The world.
Like bro. You want you want to laugh all
night long? Find somebody that just like
fucks would cops on on GTA 5. Laughs, you're pissed yourself

(51:50):
all night long. A helicopter with the rocket
launcher. Make sure that channels on
YouTube based on just yeah just doing yeah just like doing with
the cops doing weird challenges to.
I've seen one channel that the sky was like Not only was he
running away from the cops but he was like doing like these
weird jumps like he would just take a boat and try to like I'm
over. You have one game ha.

(52:12):
He has his car so we can go really small or really big and
it was like so you'd like be like just sit there and fuck
with the cops a little bit. And then all of a sudden he'd
like, Shrink down and hop down like a random street people
like, where the fuck did he do? You hear about the radios stuff?
Like the funniest thing. Oh man.
They're so good at talking about.

(52:33):
No. Take some of those guys.
I think, I think it's time. Why are you clearing your
throat? Like you're gonna hit notes?
Yeah, I think it's time for whatit is time for the news.

(53:01):
Otero was extremely low so he didn't ruin anything.
Yeah, perfect background of knowwhat the cards together and you
was lying to them. This is not.

(53:22):
This is a rumor. Sony may have struck exclusivity
deals with Konami for Metal GearSolid 3.
Snakey That name Silent Hill andpossibly Castlevania Jeff Gordon
says so Jessica's jezz you said Jeff, not a mic, picked it up

(53:43):
wrong. Also I heard Gordon and not
Cordon but Cena, right. Yeah, when I say it doesn't
matter what it is because y'all expect me to say it wrong.
Anyway, that's true. So the rumor has been around for

(54:03):
a while ever since they've been saying Metal Gear, Solid 3 was
being remade, you know, they said companies here and they are
doing it and it has never been said, who's making this thing or
if it's actually true. But Konami has been pretty
silent. And they've been making remakes
or collections. My bed collections of
everything. Contra Castlevania Castlevania

(54:23):
advance and those have been pretty good.
I give him that a fuck those things.
Those are terrible. Their cash grabs, dude.
Trying to get fit that money andalso like you never played the
middle, but like, the all the, all the voiceovers are change.
Everything is changed in the games, though, those games are
horseshit Contra. What I do is scream when flip

(54:46):
whatever, but, you know, there'sa lot of different like the
Castlevania ones, especially like anyway, sorry, go ahead.
He's so kind of phenomena. I really am.
I like the one with Oh God Symphony of the Night and there
was another one in there and I've loaded up.

(55:10):
So we're gonna do that line by heart changed.
I was like the whole beginning but do they do get in New
England? Did they change it in a newer
release one? Yeah.
Yeah. They did really nobody had that
floating around. It was because they don't have
the rights to the original script.
I think they took it with them. I thought that it was, it was
good, but they wanted to do and they want to change.

(55:31):
Because they thought that that was badly acted and it was, and
it was like, but I thought that it originally, they had the
choice of putting a new one and the old one but I don't know
about the new one so maybe don'tknow if they gave me that
choice. But as soon as I like mediately
deleted it and mother he'll tellyou the same, no other mother,

(55:52):
but I mean, listen, if you don'thave the Game Boy Advance was
just, um, I mean, I do want the DS collection.
I would have been nice but they didn't do that yet.
I'm pretty sure they're probablyargue.
They're gonna gonna try and do it because they don't have to
make anything for it. But like, I mean, yeah, announce
the announcer, Silent Hill stuffand I gave people faith and that
they may be doing some Castlevania or metal gear, but

(56:14):
why would you do a metal gear? When, you know, kajima is not
with the company anymore. I try to tell everybody all the
time people wanted fania and guys made me like the original
guy isn't in there anymore. They fired his ass years ago and
he's bitter ever since but like a good listening.
Yeah like right. And what's a great but it didn't
get the play that it that it wanted but like the thing is is

(56:35):
like everything from Silent Hill, 2 Metal Gear, Solid.
The Castlevania they're not the same people that made them
great. So they're not going to be what
people want. Well for silence, might be a
good and it's just going to likeflute, you know, it's like it is
what it is, but yeah, but was not PT either, right?
And you know it's here but you know if Sony I just laugh at

(56:59):
this story because All the stuffgoing on, Microsoft and then
saying, oh it's a monopoly, he can't get us loose above and its
own. He's like hey I really gotta get
exclusive stuff. Like what the hell?
And no one has bats an eye at that.
Even if they did get all these titles if you like it, still no
one kisses. Do you think do you think no one
wants Microsoft to do anything now but did they talk about

(57:19):
getting metamorphic for us? Yeah, I'm saying nothing, it'll
be Simpsons and metamorphic force Collection.
And her happy, how about turtleson there but they, you know, it
did, it did it, did you like theturtles collection?
Oh yeah, I loved it. Okay.
So at least they did dig. Okay?

(57:41):
Yeah. Yeah.
The Gameboy ones. Well, Jolene like the online at
first I hope they improve this. No one knows like Honestly
though. Some of those.
Some of those old Turtle games are hot trash games like real
bad like but I really did like the the shredders Revenge.
That was awesome. Was top-notch remake kind of

(58:03):
thing, but that's what I need toa Castlevania 2D.
The best way, they can. Absolutely best way they can do
a possible rate. I under I agree. 100%, not 3D.
Now I gotta do 3D. It's worthless, but that's the
top-selling. One out of gonna fight that
top-selling. What the top-selling Castlevania
is the 3D one which is awful. Yeah.
All trash. Yeah.

(58:24):
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
What about that? Throwing that like epic music
while he's like, Forgive it happened.
It was a course he was on a horse.
How to cover over a bridge, but nothing happens.

(58:48):
But I mean, would you get hyped if Metal Gear did come out of
evening three-time? Indy was amazing.
I'd be kinda like, I'd be cautiously optimistic.
I liked it a lot. I wouldn't mind seeing it
updated but why not 12 and 30 1,a 1 2 & 3, but that one more so
than Any of them? I never played three.
So I wouldn't care. He was he was one was already

(59:10):
remade. So it's like a remake of a
remake buddy. That's how about you.
How about you remake? The NES one.
That's how about you do that one.
I wouldn't be a glass. One, I played this too.
So that was where I stopped three was amazing.
So if they don't know, why do you want to do a part two with
riding that everyone hated? Oh yeah.
That's the only one I played through.
Everyone didn't hate it, but it was a, it was controversial.

(59:31):
Who the fuck is annoying girlfriend?
I'm like, well, she isn't lying.She was It's very fucking
annoying. I think that Microsoft should
with this recent loss that they had they should take some of
that money. And by Konami in the face of
Sony, every like now what do youhave horses and hi, all the
people who run those companies back and spite of all that.

(59:53):
Like Yeah, we actually have you do okajima and we actually have
ego and everyone who makes thesegames back, making the games
that they want to make. And, by the way, before capcom's
Mega, Man, I feel like I don't mind, I don't mind that.
Microsoft didn't get the Activision Blizzard stuff.
You know why? Because it feels like Activision
Blizzard is trying to just give up.
You don't even like, they're just try to like we're just

(01:00:14):
going to sell their shit becausewe don't want it anymore.
So like we don't want to make these games anymore.
We don't want this anymore, justtake it from us and just do
something with it because it's it feels like an easy out for
them. Yeah.
And it might end up like rare oryeah, many many other companies,
Microsoft bought. So I don't want them to do that
because I want them to stay likeVigilant with their games
because like you know because the you know the bit it's like

(01:00:36):
Because they've already gave up with OverWatch, they're like,
fuck over, wash the like those. So Spencer called ruined this
game. So we have to keep doing this
Esports shit like they were donewith it.
A coincidence that they say, Phil Spencer already gave up on
Xbox. So damn, it's nice to.
I read that article. They just took his things the
wrong way. Chuck, chuck works for
Microsoft. Tell us what's going on with,
you know, what is actually happening with after star?

(01:01:02):
Filled with a got nice spokesperson, let us know, The
catering. 25 field. They got a bike onami like when

(01:01:37):
no one works there. That anyone likes?
I don't think. I look at my say a couple of
months, these are going to be sewn.
Yeah, it's like that. It was the son of PlayStation
Plus for everyone to play good luck.
That's all it's gonna happen. Yeah, yeah, alright, though, all
four Metal Gear on this one PlayStation Plus this the old

(01:01:58):
ones that'll get collect. Yeah, that's it.
They'll buy the whole collectionof the bill like, okay, I can
play it on play Playstation Plus, they'll put the Border
ones are as a remake. Make just poured Elevate
straight ports. No,

(01:02:27):
let us know in the chat which I think in it.
Next. Attend do switch.
Successor not happening for another year, at least
obviously. Yeah, I think it's coming out
tomorrow. Yeah, that according to like,
how many channels? Oh there's just there's
something coming. Watch What Happens tomorrow?
Because I said yeah, right that's it's under said, they put

(01:02:51):
a stop to the rumors about the new hardware, really, because
he's rumors have been around forseven years.
I don't think they put a stop toanything.
A switch parole or anything of the sort, so they said switch
thick. Yeah, so we just gave these
Zelda. You asshole stop asking for
something new. Yeah, well with the Rams

(01:03:12):
development, what? Okay, Daddy.
Well, usually with the release of Zelda, a new system is right
around the corner. So that's why.
They're like, how come this isn't for the news, the news
because we don't want to buy this one, but the regular
switch. And now, let's really worth just
to Zelda's. Yeah, on one.
Console. And nothing no Port.

(01:03:32):
That's awesome. No poor.
Yeah. Yeah.
Even got Skyward Sword again. Yeah.
And Link's Awakening the next. So the next year or like in two
years, they'll they'll do the next system with Zelda on it
already. They'll be like, oh, now you can
play. Hey, if you didn't get to play
two years ago, you go. Well sure.
You think it's just poured it inon a little little thing that we

(01:03:55):
made. What'd he say?
Aren't you another 60 bucks? They said, you won't hear about
a release until April 20 24 at the earliest, which means that's
when it's coming out. Probably probably know.
That's when you getting a trailer, I can't confirm it.
You're getting a lot of the system.

(01:04:18):
I I'm thinking that they're going to announce the next
system this year, not until theyare coming out, not until they
top PS2 sales. Yeah, after that then they'll
announce it. Well, They look a little harder
- 50 million look how long it took for for Xbox 360 and PS3

(01:04:39):
was like nine years. Well, let me tell you, let me
tell you something. Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you something. I was going more to Jim Carrey
but Fire Marshal Bill. They didn't reduce the price of
the system, yet. That's the insane part.
I mean, yeah, they have a switchlight, but the original switch,

(01:05:00):
Not dropped the boot and besides, like a 20 dollar sale.
50 bucks here. I didn't know all the only
unlike Black Friday. Yeah.
They'll have a sale. Yeah.
But they haven't dropped the price.
Yeah. When these other systems like
the PlayStation appears to they had Slim's and they drop the
price literally have or more, that was after he released it
way, more years, I don't think four more years.

(01:05:22):
And that's why they have 120 million sold.
They haven't even done that yet.For this, which I'm saying I got
me personally, I got I got into the PS3.
Three latent. It's like a lot of people do and
the reason why was because I didn't get a PS4 like I got a
PS4 but at that time they just like literally at the same time
they dropped the freaking priceseven.
But that was at the launch of this.

(01:05:42):
But you know how many people areyou like a generation behind on
systems and Niners? Wait, nine years people bought
the PS3 when the PS4 release like they do it.
Yeah and it's crazy that they haven't but I got it with the
bunt. It was a Batman Arkham Origins
and Last of Us. Yeah.
Which I've never played at the time I didn't play, and I always
wanted to play a fifty dollar games.

(01:06:04):
This is already 150, right? That was a no-brainer giving it
away there at I think. Currently, like 122 million
units sold. I think they, they want they
want the top. Oh yeah, no, I mean, listen, if
they're out for nine years, they're gonna hit a rock on top.
If they lower the price, they'regonna hit the top.
They could have the new system already complete.

(01:06:24):
No, we're not, we're not releasing it now.
That's it, we can stop them. That's not good.
Stop the sales of the old switch.
Now as long as they have it for sale, get us to number one day.
Exactly, especially with how slow to systems get there, like,
hold, and which that might be cross-platform, if they do that,

(01:06:59):
they come out with a new Mario'scoming out.
Uses most likely probably for release of that, but I don't
think they're going to be waiting another year to announce
the system. Definitely, in announced
announced a toy for. Yeah.
Absolutely. I think they'll know, I think, I
think I think it's, no, I think they'll announce it this year,
and I think it'll be out next year.
But next year they say, oh, holiday season, they don't
really know how this shit. They don't release holiday, I

(01:07:21):
think they're going to be quiet this year, they don't.
Then next year, they're going tobe like well here goes a direct
for your ass. They come on like spring, they
come on like spree not gonna wait.
Another whole year. It is, that's not they don't
have the games. For Nintendo is like, listen,
you're not dictating anything. Like we got all, we still got
everything wrong and we still got that.
That Port Kid, Icarus, forgot F0.

(01:07:45):
You guys excited for it's 100 players online.
Not gonna lie though. I would go crazy for a freaking
out about family. Watch out.
I don't. Yeah, I don't think the new plan

(01:08:07):
in the works. Yeah, if they had it, I will be
cool. Yeah, that'd be awesome.
Well, they have so many franchises.
That weren't even used on the switch yet.
So I don't know what the fuck they do when they release Mario,
Mario Kart 8. It's gonna be crazy.
It's gonna be crazy. We're not have to do is add five
more tracks, all the tracks together, $70.
Oh, it's beautiful. Yeah.

(01:08:31):
Yeah. Deluxe plus Nexus.
Barracks are eight Deluxe ultimate.
Keep everything has a plus that's a switch.
There's a live. Everything's alive.
Super Mario Kart. 8 Deluxe Boogaloo to yeah.

(01:08:55):
Now if more carts like we do, Ifwe don't know what else to add
to it, I'd like to know the codename for the next system.
Like, you know, like everyone assumed and x squared you'll be
hearing this is there. Oh, wait, a sec helfen, wait a
second. When we went down, sigh want to,

(01:09:17):
and I completely forgot to text to text John about this, but
since he's on the podcast, it's perfect.
Because when Mario Kart announced all those tracks, They
also had new characters and one of them was Berto.
John must be going nuts. Slower slower.

(01:10:16):
Slower high pass through it. Slow hotcakes.
Yes, it sounds lower and use it when it happens.
Something's Gotta happen. So we'll see.
But it still song, it still sound a lot like oh, 23 million.
Although it was used 28 million,it's still 20 million, it's a
lot of money, so seriously. So let's see.
I think I think they'll announcesomething soon but we'll see.

(01:10:40):
Street Fighter 6. Open Beta announced just a few
weeks before release? Yeah, hi, we've been challenged
already, yeah, I know, right. They can't wait.
Ovary want to smoke? Yep, I gotta train own brother.
It's gonna be the fighting game for a lot of people.
Like, that's gonna be the tournament, your house.

(01:11:01):
Everyone getting to access this game over.
It's not available right now, right?
You can't play it right now. You can dump everything for our
PlayStation know about this demo.
What about peace? See this is right now so you can
use Luke and you can use we you know I don't do that.

(01:11:22):
That's it. It's a demo it's my boys can
demo calm down. Oh my goodness.
American Ryu American house ever.

(01:11:45):
Put you in the red key. Like as an extra as an extra
suit, just like Ryu and kids arehaving a baby and getting the
reduced be amazing. I love that.
That freaked me out. The music's change when you're
yeah. Redhead like in the first game.

(01:12:13):
Remember I like the Arts. We are.
Oh no, and the first Irish in the first game.

(01:12:34):
Wow. Wow.
I don't know. We're going for you in the first
game. You say sadness and get it Sam
Kinison. You look at, if you look at the
arcade art is like Japanese. You don't look Asian at all out
of shape before the drinking, but the beta is coming.

(01:12:56):
Not the Mast. I know you were going to say, I
wasn't going to say anything. I'm retired from that.
I'm not predictable Jo. Okay, next time I'll hold You
have to sign up on my D and as for the that's too much work.

(01:13:40):
Ice. I mean the game is beautiful.
It's colorful, it's fun, the mechanics work, it's smooth.
It's got a great game. It looks like it can be
frustrating but it looks like it'll get people hype though
time. I was watching it like when you
see how you can just jump back into the fight, a lot of people
gonna be jumping up at is I likeseeing the battle damage to, but
I don't want to see people. Exploit the hell out of the

(01:14:01):
like, jumping in back. If it's a different way to play,
I have want to see people exploit their going to be a
splitting everything. And anything they can, it's
getting thick. To make you so sick but that's
what this beta is for, to figureout who's overpowered.
That's why you have to get the master, I don't know why, but I
really like the idea of running around the streets and actually,
being a street fighter. Oh that's dope, that's dope.

(01:14:22):
And you can just punch people inthe fence and start predicting,
even get to experience that kindof took it out of the demo.
That's right. It's like being Van Dam and
Lionheart. Wink at me.
Yes. That was a street fighter.
Yeah, it's, I was a street fighter, is doing some street
fighting in the beginning. That was actually fun.
It was, yeah, it was Is you've got a picnic Lionheart.

(01:14:44):
Steady Hand and everything is crazy.
Yeah. But he said in the things to be
eight characters and what stage is to pick through.
So it'll be fun, it'll be fun, three days.
Got three days to play and threedays of figure out how to cheat.
Yeah, download, we've already figured it out Meshach is doing
the Xbox Man, Xbox all the way it's cross-play.

(01:15:05):
So it doesn't matter Xbox all the way it's cross-play.
So it doesn't matter. I'll play y'all so many hats
hats. It's only had one.
He has so many hats is that usesonly had sex box all the way.

(01:15:27):
I'm glad you got that. He's and so it comes to switch.
I'm glad you got out of your system.
Is not good. It's not coming.
I'm talking about roll back. How dare you?
What is roll back, sir? 100 gigs?

(01:15:49):
What the hell is 60 seconds, Sir?
I don't know how big this game. Is it download?
Yeah, I think it's like snots. It's I think it's under 60 under
I believe. So I remember checking on before
the fight, the final game seem like a huge.
I mean compared to 150 guests freaking Mortal.
Kombat was like a hunt. Almost very close to 100 okay,

(01:16:10):
call my Xbox. I think it was like, so I'm
gonna love it was almost Biggs. I think it is 100 gigs.
I think it's a lot less than they go for a fighting game.
That's insane dude. Is it's a lot less than kissing.
That's Sam Kinison. Cover the cover for Street
Fighter, one is awful, but they all right.
Do that in the Discord. Y'all know what you can see
here? The screen shot, Billy you?

(01:16:39):
Are you getting in on an open beta?
Now, if I gotta sign up with my cap con idea, are you gonna get
on the game when it comes out? Yeah.
Who's your, who's your guy, by the way?
Is it Ken? No, no.
I honestly, I honestly have no idea who I was even good with in

(01:17:00):
the game. I'm just excited to play with
whoever I like dolls. Aim has always been a good
neuter. Mine.
I know, I got problems with, they'll sing, I'm a big fan of
stretchy things. Yeah, like one piece.
Valium. Make sense.
Okay, seem that makes sense. Now, okay, Fantastic Four
Spectre. Testicle.

(01:17:22):
Let's do some battling holistic,man.
Basically Elastigirl. Although I like the new, like I
saw how block a plays Blanca looks fun.
Okay, kids looks like it feels Street Fighter 4 shit, really
on, it's got enough for vibe to it.
Five didn't before it for. It's got this really cool like
this. You see like the on the bottom

(01:17:43):
here that the color that that splashing it's a it, whatever it
is like the they added to the fight.
It's it's beautiful. It's a great game is enough for
like the Perry thing whatever with the power.
Yeah. Like little super punches with
it. There's all kinds of fun.
Yeah. A bunch of things with it right
that the new gauge. I got learned that I was like,
geez, I'm like that's another it's a whole new thing to learn
whole new mechanic. Yep.

(01:18:04):
So hopefully you can learn in the demo that you can download.
Yeah, you have to know how to plate.
A new way these people on. Playing around.
It isn't don't tell, you know, somewhat dangerous plan as you
see fat to his five, Mega like abit or MB.
I forget MB o MB. MB number 8, bit

(01:18:42):
I don't give a teraflop. Alright, so that's it - yeah, I
hope you guys are excited for the street fighter.
Six open Beta. Yes, we look forward to fighting
all of you. If you have to smoke leaving the
comments and the challenge is good stuff,

(01:19:07):
that's how I felt about. Care, less frickin jail.
Thing about he does not like to lose a street that sounded like
you guys had a seizure. Had a seizure live.
That's sort of what I meant, man.

(01:19:28):
Wow. Leave it in the comments.
You leave in the comments. The smoke is accepted.
Sure whatever. Wait what?
There's news about Star Wars. Jedi, oh my goodness.
You. Okay, there's more news about
this game. Listen, this is game has been

(01:19:48):
slandered since it's been released.
No, he's not the cancel. Peeps are out.
Yes. And they don't want listening,
was it was this bad press about a game.
They wanted Dead. Well, it's the age we live in
now, man. It's the, the game is released
and the game releases, like, neat, that needs patches.
It's like, yeah, it's all everything releases.

(01:20:09):
Every game is not perfect. No he comes out without needing
so we're spoiled always needs a patch and titles so it's always.
Yeah. But I mean listen, it's to an
extent where people have Fed Up about how games are coming out.
Especially for PC games are coming out Dan, they're broken
for PC. Yeah, and it's a shame because
even if you buy, I heard that this game runs bad.

(01:20:31):
Well at first, I don't know about after the updates button
on a 40 90 graphics cards, top of the line, top card, you can
get your car dude, it cannot runthis game.
Game smooth. Yeah, it felt like how I had
held in ring Chompy. It was choppy on a 3080 and I'm
like, dude, this is like Jesus that out because it's not an
Xbox and it's not optimal but I understand why people would get

(01:20:58):
mad at a game that they just pay70 bucks for that doesn't play.
All right, let's leave. This is why I do pay a lot of
games on Console like like, yeah, they need they need like
day one patches or whatever and they just brought in and they
just they have the patches there, they're ready to go
whatever. But like honestly like I feel
like PC the PC people get so like they get the raw Edge so

(01:21:20):
many times with these games. Come out all the ring.
This over the Batman Fiasco. Yep.
In like I mean it just it doesn't screw with my that's why
it's good to have a backlog in not to play these games right
away. Yeah exactly.
Because then you get passed by the time you play and it's way
better. Just like that.
He's gone. And he's gone.
Yeah, I played that a perfect time because they were, like, I
always had so many problems. Am I got?

(01:21:41):
No problems, wait a couple of months, wait, until at least
Black Friday or just get it on. Hey, 20 bucks for this because
it's going to drop in price or it's going to be on Game Pass,
just like how did they do Star Wars the first of all in order
everywhere? Yeah.
And I got it for. I think, twelve thirteen bucks
on PC like late. And it runs fine now.

(01:22:02):
But like I said, it's people have been going crazy.
Like the ratings for the game, aHigh Ridge will review for the
original one. I used to, I called the called
calc Estes. Like I said he was flat and
uninteresting man. So you like the hopefully of the
second game, he has more of a personality maybe it was just
because he was like a yellow younger.
Maybe he's that now. He's just personalities.

(01:22:24):
Let's Jedi now. So John.
He's got a Now, you have to like, yeah, not every character.
That has a beard as a good one. He did it because of you because
of you. So he read your review.
We noticed you had a beer. We added this area.
This guy like everything. Good of a beard.

(01:22:44):
I think he looks kind of weird-looking, dude.
Yeah, it does grow. It looks like you just made a
character and put the The beard on.
Yep, just gave it all. I got great.
A player like a great player. Yes, he looks too clean faced
and then there's just a beard onhim.
He's got like, he's been throughsome shit.

(01:23:05):
Yeah, I plus, I'm aware of the character from other shows and
he's never had like Scruff like that.
I don't know if you were. You said that pun on purpose.
I think you said it by accident,but you said, I think it'll grow
on me. Oh yeah.
I meant So I bought it.

(01:23:52):
I pre-ordered the game haven't gotten the item that I pre-order
for And it pisses me off. It's a glitch, two minutes for.
This is the glitch, they said happens on the Xbox mostly but
it happens on everything nice, but I said on Xbox just got
offended and sometimes they justdisappear before you can get it

(01:24:14):
back and then he disappears again, come on.
And you're supposed to get extramoney and it's $70 at least give
them the item. Mm or give them a discount, give
them some 40 bucks off of something.
I'm happy about the backlog because I'm not gonna get to
that for a minute. You know.
Everything's you can get those items.
They were pre-ordered. Damn.

(01:24:36):
But imagine if you play, if you pay for the deluxe edition and
it was literally 90 bucks. I'd be pissed and you supposed
to get extra stuff with it and you don't get those items.
Awesome. No, thank you.
But yeah, well that's just the Box first.
Let's say, give me something like a big thing.

(01:24:57):
You're not getting that right? Kind of, you know.
Yeah. Sorry.
But you know the physics the biggest deluxe edition you can
get. Now is the digital Deluxe for
$110 in there and you don't get anything physical, which is a
great. I'm good on that Jesus, but
that's how things are going. Yeah.
But I mean that on top of all the glitches that were happening
in the game really put a blemishon this title which is

(01:25:19):
otherwise, no one is, there was contains the nines from
reviewers so I don't know which addition they were playing but
Um happen when they released it to everyone.
Some people getting bugs. Some people aren't hopefully
they'll fix it. Yeah, they'll patch it up and
within the next week or two. I mean, people are gonna, this
is it's the first two or three weeks is the most important.
Always. Yep.
Because after that, you came, asgood as dead.

(01:25:41):
His first special until just coming out soon.
They're not gonna be talking about Star Wars anymore.
This doesn't happen with Resident Evil 4 remake.
This didn't happen. With no, that's case remake know
those and those are the top. I mean, it was like, there was
some stuff on PC. With that space remake not as
harsh. No, but like I said, it was for
PC. So you just want to be some
configuration is always gonna happen, but they fixed it.

(01:26:03):
But the most part and I was wentpretty smoothly.
I think they're going to fix it,man.
What people look for the bed andeverything, and they harp on the
back. That's what they said.
They said. There's a chance that it might
have microtransactions and people with they digit a chance.
There's nothing it has. Oh my God, it's dead to us.

(01:27:07):
I bought the game while I had tosign in at least sign up for
that. Will be softened.
Oh, that's another one. Yeah, that's another one.
That's all. Come on, dude.
Charge you, what $30, a month or$20 a month just to play Ubisoft
games? Like games are four dollars on a

(01:27:29):
wall, like a crazy pay wall. I could buy every Assassin Creed
for $30 $20 a month of play one.But yeah.
Hopefully they fix these glitches and are you pissed off
about all these games coming outnot polish?
Just enough even in the commentsmore.

(01:27:50):
And that's the news for y'all. Hell, yes.
We're going to take a little bitof a break, y'all.
Stay tuned because we get back. We're going to talk about the
Golden Age. A video game magazines.
Oh, yeah. Oh yeah.
We'll be back. Stay tuned.
We are back with the main topic.We're talking the Golden Age of

(01:28:11):
gaming magazines because they'restill going on.
Yeah, this do gaming magazines out, there are there's a few,
there's like one people get mad subscription Getting Barnes &

(01:28:33):
Noble finds an old, are you? It's a place in the city is
still sold One Direction. Wow.
What a CD and just about it, didnot have a see that's sold in
the museum. Bonus CD at the back of the
last. Imagine that double-distilled I
think that's right like a memorycard would be an SD card.

(01:28:54):
Yeah. That would make sense.
If it was actually something I would just have a code.
Whatever they use that they used to hide

(01:29:27):
like music videos in them and shit, like it's always like that
kind of weird. Sometimes they mess up.
Up and people crack the whole game off it.
Yep. I do what the whole game
soundtrack was on the demo, disk.

(01:29:59):
But yes, it's talk about these magazines.
I got a whole stack. Yeah, right here, fat stacks,
and they're in good condition too, dude.
Yeah, pop on a little Dusty there, you know, like I destroy
like oldest did like 50 years old dude.
Going on. 40 years old. Some of these magazines that
magazine is holding right there.This is your next gen.

(01:30:20):
Yeah, this is my I don't know. Next-gen magazine next.
Yeah. What what a magazine is start
with you on the front. And what's that?
Dino Crisis on the back one, this covered His killer app
Dreamcast, killer app is shinwoo.
It may make. You forget about PlayStation 2
with a question mark. It's not.
It's not a statement. It's a question.
I think it's a question mark. And it says, it says,

(01:30:41):
Microsoft's new. Console World exclusive report
inside. All right.
Wow, that's some of the picturesof the console was crazy.
So looking through these magazines, it makes you, it
makes you realize the graphics. Back in the day, advertise, our
nothing. Nothing to look at.
April no no definitely not but we thought it was cool real bad

(01:31:03):
looking now. But then you know back in the
day was fine you're better off looking at a Genesis game.
Yeah. Yeah we know that and then
looking at these it is a vibratevibrate kicker and see you.
So this thing that if I cancel those old 3D polygons people in
there. Yeah, it's like third page, is
it that's not a fight in the beginning?
The Xbox was trying to find out about the show.
You the original right in the beginning, believe, dude?

(01:31:26):
Probably, yes. Well, what the hell is bleep?
This place? Nation.
I'm a PlayStation emulator for the Dreamcast.
Yeah, it's played two games, Ridge Racer and Metal Gear
Solid. Yep.
Alright. Hey if you can see that if you
can see that it's kind of like a3D.
Oh I remember that? Yes.
Wow I don't know if you can see that is the early rendition of
the Xbox dude it's a bot is a 3D0 with a Microsoft side latches.

(01:31:49):
At this angle might be better. A Sidewinder.
There's it without the glare. Hopefully I can see it but with
a side might actually really. All I see is a giant eyeball
Yeah. And as a huge eyeball right
there. So it looks like a 3D 0 with a

(01:32:09):
Microsoft Sidewinder Wilder. Well, there you go.
And I found that controller in the Attic.
It has a has a, was it? What's the port?
Yeah, a Serial Port Sally. Do me a favor and read that ad
though. I had with the eyeball, Haga
after it takes over your television, it's ready for the

(01:32:33):
internet. What that's the catch.
That's the catch with it. That was a 99 man or 98.
I think Sega Dreamcast, man. 099cool, CNC worldnet service.
No no, wow. All right, so, everybody, what

(01:32:59):
was your favorite magazine type in a chat?
Let us know what your favorite magazine, but somebody was
talking about some of them. I see Nintendo Power.
I see gamepro. So, I get Visions.
I remember saying to thank a Visions, I remember, you had to
be on top of your game, because that was like the first
magazine. I remember, EG M, EG M UJ?
Oh yeah, electronic gaming, monthly.

(01:33:25):
System at the beginning of the Retro gamer.
Was another one that was a little later on but later is the
later egm when they didn't say, electronic gaming monthly,
what's electric electronic? A monthly.
The one that was the thick one that's Game.
Fan Game Fan. Right?
Yeah. No, no electronic gaming monthly
with the Bible. Which one was like the thick
ones. The Bible with the rating system
at the beginning? Well yeah that was that was I

(01:33:50):
think that was the one right? I'm had 300 Page books because
of III. They had the thick thick.
I mean, every magazine around the time that, you know, I mean,
they all rated the games when I don't wanna know when I die.
Like that. That 90s in the 80s.
Yeah. Three people rating systems?
Yeah, it would decent. But what was that?
We look at this real quick. What's look, how clean that is?

(01:34:13):
What is the first evening? This is the American Idol on the
back. Yeah.
Well, this is Karaoke Revolutionpresents American Idol.
Oh, that's right. Karaoke. all right, after
thoughts on Crackdown This one actually has Ratchet

(01:34:57):
and Clank Future in it, so it can't be that old couple of
years, but egm was still coming out there.
Yep. Yeah, yeah, yeah, because they
were well into like even up like, you know, PlayStation
PlayStation, 2 e GM, still around PlayStation 3.
This is PS2. Yea.
Oh, yea. But the PS3.
Yeah. Because they were, they were
after like, PSX from a PSX magazine, damning have mine.

(01:35:19):
I have and framed though, I can't, I was like I have kids a
mod P, SM always the hard PSM. Was great.
We got a PSM, you PlayStation. I got one more PlayStation.
That look like a video game. Nudity magazine that is sticky.
That's kind of Rey Mysterio. Miss a naked guy on there.

(01:35:46):
You'd rather rather Let's go, right, man.
Let's go. Well, for great for different
reasons. The biggest reason, I bought
obviously, because of the reviews in them, avoid most
magazines to see what new games were coming out.
Because obviously, the internet wasn't around stone age.

(01:36:09):
Folks, barely my day. What are you going to Vegas?
They used to trick Us by puttingsome dope pictures out, but the
game wouldn't play nothing like a bitch.
Oh God. But the head Don't know that I
had ever worked for you. Did you ever see an ad in a
magazine? And by the game I used to
actually, but I used maybe whoever took you like.
I like this, like this bowling add, it's a baseball, add

(01:36:32):
majority of them were cold terrible, but I think it was
like, they're always like the corporate extreme, you know what
I mean? Like they were never like, yeah,
look, he's like he's gonna pitchbut he's bowling stream.
That is it was 90s. Not all of them were as
terrible. But I want to I remember like a
cat in America. Any Choose one but I mean some

(01:36:53):
of them okay but like the extreme ones that yet I'm seeing
here he'll fucking no no it makes you not want to buy the
game. Well I used to I used to cut out
the the funny advertisements andput them in my room on my wall.
Funny we make the fake games andstuff.
Yeah, you could tell this was the end of the Magazine's life.
When you see a Dodge and I had for a Dodge car at a car

(01:37:16):
commercial, What, what kid wantsthis car?
When you look at it, is magazineis not a car game.
No, that's an actual car. It's a cat kid.
Can't afford having children is in here though.
That's pretty. That's pretty.

(01:37:37):
Say Abbott and Costello. Oh, I'm sorry.
I declare the glare is a little much.
These glossy Pages. Yeah, but these magazines 19.
I like to be assumed. It was pretty good, man.
Let's see if your PlayStation, the hard drive.
Hard to hide the PS2 hard, This Disaster.

(01:38:00):
I guess it was failed out of time.
This game got a games in this doesn't, but there's a lot of
books. So we're gonna go through.
So the official US, PlayStation magazine, I think these came
with demo discs, I think, which one.
Hey, remember those? Yeah, the came in the plastic
bags with the base had to demo. Here.

(01:38:21):
And this one was Shadow Colossusoriginal that covers pretty
dope. I liked a lot of the covers PSM
started doing comic book covers though, which is a little off.
But when they actually let them do, like, that's what you saw.
A lot of the artwork and a lot of the press work on Magner,
psms cover of for the Final Fantasy games.
Like Final Fantasy 7 and 8 or really cool.

(01:38:43):
I remember hmm, thank you for shut out Leslie.
Laughs thank you so much, Julie Leslie language sir.
Preciate you Leslie. We thank active bouncing, their
heart shape ponytail with stars in their eyes.
So that was, yes. That would not have the, the PSM
framed on my wall. But I freaking I use one of
those acrylic velcros strips or whatever I tried to take it.

(01:39:07):
That was like stuck to the wall and I was like, oh shit, I can't
bring it down to show you guys, but it's the one with the
Alucard on the cover. Oh no.
I know exactly what that. That was awesome man.
And you can tell when the magazine Out of getting super
thin that the internet was already taken over.
Yeah. Like half of its I haven't had

(01:39:27):
it's alright. Yeah well this one is the 2006
your view from electronic thousand seven thousand it was
still going on. Yeah oh wow.
But this is when it's electronicgaming monthly instead of egm.
Yeah he changed it. Your magazine.
I don't have here that your toes.
What was their top game for 2006?
I don't have. But I don't have any Nintendo

(01:39:52):
Powers over here, which is crazybecause I had them all.
Yeah there's no in a box somewhere riding the Recycled in
the garage, the super moisture resistant box.
Yeah. I mean none of these all these
magazines game fans It's like a grand theft for both

(01:40:50):
students face that's going to make you better.
He looks like the dude from StarWars.
It's gonna make it. This is Game of the Year in
2006. Yeah, no it's not but it's the
Warriors of the warrior. Yeah, that face right there is
gonna make you buy it again, bro.
I remember I remember that ad because they did that the whole
thing, the Warriors come out andplay thing.
Yeah, and Cameo. There's a cameo.

(01:41:11):
Add that game. Yeah, the Xbox.
No, not the singer, the game forXbox.
All right to review that talkingabout wired on Ghost Recon
advanced Warfighter. Oh my God was that X-Men

(01:41:32):
Legends, halftime Legends 20, nice lips.
A pack of little rise of Apocalypse.
Oops. Final fight StreetWise, was Game
of the Year that. Yeah, final item.
It's in a list of utter happenedthat year was that tag on

(01:41:53):
so-called? It's 77 Sorrows member Tyga 17.
I'm gonna put to full screen, Golden Axe, good show, just let
me know, okay, when I see a it is worth showing.
Oh look, they gotta gotta watch.It was Christopher versions of
Persia Persia. I never played a third one
because second one glitch Tommy,but the first one, let's show

(01:42:13):
the this was pretty cool. Oh yeah.
Oh see, that's cool. So that's that's a good at.
We're gonna move on the fan. So after that final fight

(01:42:35):
StreetWise game we going to GameFan.
So this was one of my favorite magazines back in the day.
Yeah, I Love Game Fan. They used to because it's still
called. I heart.
No used to be called Die Hard. Game thing I've ever done.
Look what's in the lower part. What?
A lower part of the front cover or from Jim Northrup, lower
Guardian hero Guardian Heroes isin the lower right buddy, but

(01:42:58):
they also have they also have tossed into a now.
We care about Guardian Heroes, only push those good.
So, let's actually pretty good and whenever they put a magazine
and bright orange, I bought it in a second because if you see
it from anyways, okay, stands out.
Yeah. But this one, I bought, because
I was a, I was a huge fan of imports of Japanese games.

(01:43:18):
Actually, I To love the the a fan used to show you those like,
yeah, yeah, that's exactly. That's the magazine yet Game
Fan. That's had a ratings at the
beginning. Well, you know what, looking
back at this magazine, I did notice, I thought I learn more
about Design. This freakin book was
graphically designed to all overthe place.

(01:43:39):
Like every page was like a throw-up of design, it was just
everywhere like this word here. This paragraph is here's a
magazine. Jean of over.
Fucking die for engineering. Yeah, I mean, look at this paper
magazine. I mean, just take a look if you
can see this. Uh, I want to throw up if you

(01:44:06):
bought it to see the game, there's definitely a lot of
screenshots, but it's everywhere.
That's that design is not how you do a magazine.
But I loved it as a kid. I liked it because like, he
would look over the over the magazine, the first time for the
like, the pictures and shit. And there's like, all right, it
gives you an excuse to go back and read it over, dude.
There's like 50 screens on the page.

(01:44:28):
That's crazy. Well, for what came this game?
What is this Diablo designer? This isn't what is this called
since then? No Johnny bazooka tone.

(01:44:51):
Yeah yeah, whatever. That's what I'm saying.
The things that you never. Oh, you forgot about your green
completely forgot about and thisall right Johnny bazooka tone.
Yeah, Resident Evil. Yes, I told you.
It was Chris's. Well, this is so old Arthur
koestler. They go.
Just that Martini Rose show that, show that to the camera
closer because there's so many pictures don't want to do math.

(01:45:18):
I want to make a magazine like that-that, is that Is hard.
Look at look at how that's goingbut it's beautiful so much shit
going on. Looks like a, where's Waldo?
But I mean look what this is before the internet so you
didn't know what these games even look like.
But I have that many pictures islike.
Wow, it's crazy. There goes our dude, he goes the
mascot. There's that's crazy.

(01:45:41):
Mascot is the guy? Yeah yeah the guy with the the
TV as a head which was in that anime.
Basically we really cool Fooly Cooly.
Yeah basically that character hewas taken and put in there.
Did you know that the charactersand guardian Heroes had a last
name as well? You know no no no Ginger.

(01:46:02):
Oh that's just who he was Aya pro-wrestling deep but 97 this
is way back then. Wow.
No Kev, its Ebu she Ginger. Oh wow.
That's right. No it's right here.
No I'm saying, can't remember. Yeah, Gyros, that's true.
This is first thing my fancy 7 in Japan.

(01:46:22):
Now, classic classic. Wow.
Let me see. But then we got there isn't see
a vice city stories. Wow.

(01:46:43):
Oh yeah. That's when they put the the
game's Graphics right on the front.
Yeah, tone low condom, huh? First of all, wait, a date
yourself. Did I get $10 off Bionicle

(01:47:31):
heroes? Are there still circuit City's
Jr. Circuit, you can order something
from Circuit City online, okay? In Canada?
Yeah yeah yeah. Yes so called where they call it
circuits Issa day today Dance Dance Revolution Supernova.

(01:47:54):
Oh yeah okay so this is what This is the thick book.
I will see, you know what? Dick.

(01:48:43):
Where did you find that magazines?
This magazine? I don't know where I bought this
from, but this is volume 250. One of Jerry's.
You ever go to like a station? That's it.
That's great. You ever go to like Little like
shot, like, literally like old, like Japanese shops, where you
find, like the Japanese, you know, magazines and you're like,
wow, this is like very so very different, you know, about

(01:49:05):
beautiful language but like because I like, how they set
things up and stuff, well, show them, this is Final Fantasy of
some sort, the show them what that looks like.
And you'll see why game fan madethe book, the way they did,
because they copied a lot. Well next time because from that
angle. Yeah.
From that one. That's close to see that the
design of their Pages looks morelike a Japanese.

(01:49:26):
Yeah. Oh wow.
Okay. So now I understand more why it
looked like they came from yeah cross Crossing Borders there.
Yeah. As basically the Japanese
magazine answer which is why I like this interesting but yeah I
don't know why I got that. I'm even know the game on there
too. That just this thing that's key
this guy has this guy out That'sthe same art.

(01:49:49):
It looks somewhere. Game Informer.
Yeah. There you go beyond good and
evil y'all. The game that never will have a
sequel ever. And was it a happy place?
Has got e.g. m52, massive 300 Pages.
You yep. That was a huge Sonic series.
Street Fighter, 2 guide and RoboCop vs Terminators sticker.

(01:50:10):
Ha ha. So this is the video games 2003
year-in-review. That's what, what kind of thing
she would. This be better.
That's better. Wow, over 75.
The reviews hit. Oh, I don't know.

(01:50:34):
So, therefore, those Riders TrueCrimes got an 8 that's

(01:50:54):
familiar and he's like Blocks totake a left there.
Like, what are you talking aboutit?
Because I think I know where we are.
Apparently, the LA, apparently, the LA map is really close.
Wow, Girls, almost to a tee, bam.
And he found some way that he knew he liked sound like his
all, like, not like his old house, obviously, but like the

(01:51:15):
old like, where his old Street would have been in the game.
Why don't that stuff? What if they were like if we
crack it up it was like, this iswild the back.
What if that's too much detail? You found your house in a game
and you can go down. Yeah and it was your house.
Inside, how do you know what's in the game?

(01:51:44):
There's a he's a Pac-Man World to a Pac Man vs Pac Man, world
to develop a Game Cube. Hey its that he blessed with his
yellow. He blessed but he's yellow.
To speak about. Are this is closer like hey at
the pad all that for a bad. Well, I mean that game probably

(01:52:09):
wasn't the greatest where I'm actually packing my will to
wasn't it was so bad I don't even remember it ever coming
out. Actually, you know what advert
to see if you can tell me. If you could find time for ages
3 Legacy, came Defiance, that was stoked because I remember
this being a horrible game series but just in general, The
army men. I mean, man, was a bad franchise

(01:52:32):
million, but the freaking I justremember every almost, every
magazine had a damn advertisement of our be.
Yeah. Yes.
What the hell, how much money are they shelling out for?
Please find a man, they made a lot of money, just by the
fucking thing. Syrian Army, remember crawled.
So that Red Shadow lessons, because run, who remembers this
game early? Let me see if you can see Su

(01:52:55):
dekhi suteki. Yeah, for Xbox.
That's a The hyper I think is the 4 player game.
Hmm. Suit dekhi?
Yeah, not really move. It was actually it was an RPG
action game and it was not a hyped it up so big I was not one
player okay this is not the sameway but yeah didn't do.
Well didn't do what? That's why no one knows its kind

(01:53:16):
of with Microsoft is doing rightnow be coming out with these
exclusives and that Making Wavesslander sir.
The Slender I mean that's your now professionality no to Moosa
three. Oh man.
I used to love on who should owna Musha the own but I put Leon
and I was like yeah this game. Let's go.
Yeah, I mean it looks it still looks like a movie looks like

(01:53:38):
him but his baggy, I see, has been his eyes, really sad.
I don't know how they did it butthey did it.
He looks miserable as he does inreal life.

(01:53:59):
Why doesn't it? It was like an orchestral
soundtrack. I'll time it up.
Yeah, that's shit. Don't do shit.
Game had a lag lose. Anything.
Yeah but that game I really tried to play it.
Any glitched out completely likeunplayable.
Yeah but it was good while it lasted.
I blame Tommy for that. Heroes.

(01:54:59):
But I used to like, reading the like the fan letters and stuff,
and that's right. The fan art.
That was a fan are two section. I gave been ahead.
I love that stuff, man and PS n,PS.
I'm at it. I never submitted fanart ever.
I always wanted to but it never.I just never had the courage to
just like submit thing to remember when they highlighted
it. Highlighted Our Song and Game

(01:55:19):
Informer. Yeah.
Oh yeah. Next level.
Yeah, that's great. You've had it and he put it as
one of his favorites in a list. Ever, try to submit anything to
Nintendo like game. I don't know.
I always wanted to be a. I don't want people showing up

(01:55:41):
to my house to kill me. Yeah, nobody did.
That is they stole Eid? Thanks so much.
I came up with a great idea. Was called Super Mario old stars
and it was just all All of the Mario characters really old.
I like instead of like, like blocks he couldn't break.

(01:56:04):
They'd be like metal blocks. We got a concussion and died.
Eight-years old, but I wrote them.
Oh my gosh, there's like a nursing home.
It started. Yeah, sorry.
Sorry. Mario your another nursing home.
It's on son. Bowser spikes are like falling

(01:56:24):
off his back and stuff. That's a chance to do it though.
You have Mario Maker. Yo, she could no longer run.
Yes, there's nothing. He has no teeth anyway.
Yeah, His knee them, but here's Xbox magazine.
You can't, you see, he'll know what's on the cover of this, you
know, it's on a couple of Xbox spectrum.

(01:56:47):
Warrior play Xbox has a magazine.
They have their own special Xboxmag.
They had full spectrum warriors on the cover of this magazine,
it's terrible. That's so like, say actually
have the there's a demo disc that came with this is probably
why I have it. It came with a playable demos
which is not bad for a magazine and I know it's pretty good.
Actually the game is on Are you here to King's Landing?

(01:57:09):
It's just one the suffering. That's again, that's okay.
Yeah, suffering links 2004, which is a golf game.
I guess, right? Wrath Unleashed have.
No idea. Carve, I have no idea amped to
And everything or nothing 007 terrible time to demo.

(01:57:31):
This, I don't know completely terrible.
How do you think one of those sounded familiar?
But I don't amp to, I mean, I'llhave to help to is the one who's
out of familiar. I remember that's the snowboard
Chuck needs to tell us what those games are.
So tell us, what is called what is carved?

(01:57:53):
This is the word is nothing, that I don't know.
Give it, give it. I don't have all the answers,
maybe even know this.

(01:58:26):
I think they did it. Lovely, five, lovely 570.
Lat they made me laugh. Explore it.
And it looked like it. Look.
Good. Look good.
It look like it was that way toobut it's tough Cafe foxy.
I said it but you sent it, dude.My decks Drive saves, I had a
site in the 90s. Yeah your mom had a safe word

(01:58:49):
xDrive saves and they put it in the biggest issue of egm ever
the Sable the Sable edition of WWE ring.
Really, it was in that and they put it in their code section.
I was like yo I'm in a magazine.So it's gone.
I still have my say so PlayStation on there though.

(01:59:11):
No wonder if it's still there and there's a few more run
through real quick because around and around that time now.
But we have another, I don't know if anyone knows about this
one but it's called gmr gamer. But it's just gmr gee, I don't
know about, that's not a big magazine, I remember, but as
xenosaga and I don't remember this book much because it sucks

(01:59:34):
rated am in his house as they'realive.
Rated M over Kevin's asleep. Casa, what is this?
A porn magazine dude? What is going on?
Yo can we be showing this on their Merit the helping room?

(01:59:58):
The really living room rides a piggyback ride?
I don't know man. He said a piggyback.
It's it's a piggyback. Let us look like came around,
the time was nasty, PS3 was out.So yeah, then we got Play and
play. Yeah, that came out after the

(02:00:18):
game. Can you play with a Gamepad?
Stop play came out and I think some of the people, Who who
worked on that magazine? Worked on this, can you play?
And this is blinx the time. Sweeper, I remember playing.
That's a that's a mascot for Xbox.
Sounds like a failed rapper. Failed math.
Looks like a female rapper. He does the goggles on.
Yeah. Failed mascot play Primal like

(02:00:45):
this. Another primate cry to on the
back. I'm a primal.
I forgot Primal it look dope, but I don't think the game is
stupid. Hmm, and Game.
Informer is the last two. Yes, I can't go through with do
it again. We got more magazines.
Are we got tons? I have yeah, well I got will
break out the Nintendo Pals. We all stuff that Wolverine game

(02:01:06):
though is awesome. I was incredible, which one of
its Xbox 360 the fucking movie. 10 old man.
Arjun teller 7. I didn't kill her.
Yeah. Seven, she's open Wild game.
Well, look, it has resonable forHands-On with Capcom.
Shocking, new thriller. Can you believe it?

(02:01:27):
Oh, and your kids, and look where we are. 20 years later?
The same. Yes, copy and paste?
I don't know, I don't know. I don't know.
I don't think. I don't know.
I haven't heard that in a lot. Like, I think they made a game
that he did, the guy who made killers that I think.
I'm sure he did and it didn't dowell and the Punisher on build

(02:01:50):
on the top here, Hannah, that's the 3D game Xbox where that's a
good one. It's time.
Oh, that's why it was okay. Not this guy should be on the
cover man. Doesn't count talk about
remakes. That one's dying 400 and

(02:02:10):
breaking news. Do we know it would change the
world? That's awesome.
Yeah man. Yeah, this one was advertising
X2 Wolverines Revenge. Oh, work.
Yeah, that game was dope. Yes, that was the game that you
play. Which one did I play?
I think that was hard to know what I know you paid.

(02:02:32):
Not only the 1436, the X-Men Origins or attack the battle
damage and it's actually someonethat was that's where he like
launches at people as soon as they had that move in the game.
I said I'm buying it. I'm gonna fuck.
I got launched at 7:00 and Soul.Calibur 2.
Two exclusive characters for every stem, so calibers, my
game. But I mean that's just a short

(02:02:52):
stack of video game and eggs here.
And like I said, we have boxes and boxes, full of these and
it's always good to go down memory lane and look in these.
My favorite he isn't into Power.Yep.
And we'll look at that another time.
Yeah, whole nother visit this topic now.
Yeah. I'll just be about Nintendo
Power. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

(02:03:16):
Sell them all by then these are good condition if I worked a lot
of them are. Yeah.
Yeah. But uh if you had like the first
first attempt, I think that goesa couple of thousand ocean are
brothers to if it's perfect conditions.
Arthritis of marbles, yeah, madea clay and Clay.
Yep. Ooh, But That's all folks.
I hope you liked the show and thanks.

(02:03:38):
Again, Chad being here live withus.
Let's show him our schedule. And yeah, first, we're going to
say goodbye to our guests. Here, man.
Hey, I gotta say bye, guys, I don't want to say bye.
Thank you guys for inviting me. As always, I really do.

(02:03:58):
Appreciate, I'm glad I had some time to finally.
Come on and hang out with the guys, always, always a pleasure.
Thank you. And next time turbos.
Next time we kicked her bow out,temporarily you're in you're the
replacement sounds good. Absolutely I mean we can kick
them out next week. John donadio aka some Wow.

(02:04:39):
Y'all that's as good as it gets a little pitchy dog breath.
All right y'all thanks for stopping by bro.
Thanks Jean definitely. All right later.

(02:05:00):
Oh, that's probably what appearance number like, 11 12.
Yeah, I couldn't get there too much.
He's like, it's up there. He's a lot.
Yeah, especially during the early days of the podcast.

(02:05:22):
Wow. Wow.
You see the evolution the futuretrivia.
Christian y'all, it wasn't trivia question.
If it's got me again. Wow, we'll have his beards and
how they change them? And, yeah, I hit him with the
schedule, all right. For those who are tuning in for
the first time with those who knew him very often and somehow
forgot, we have a streaming schedule stream schedule,

(02:05:46):
Sunday's 3:30 p.m. Eastern Standard time.
We have M boy, 57 and me the 23rd stallion.
Yes, sir. And sometimes talking now.
Yeah. What Pull it out or chocolate L.
Come there don't don't understand that again I guess
the pause comes through as we doTeam battles and multiverses

(02:06:11):
strong with you every single Sunday until the open Beta goes
offline temporarily. And then I'm sure this show is
Gonna Come Back, full force, one, smash.
So I smash once multiverses I'm sorry.
All right. Tony sorry it's like yeah it's
it. Come on.
It is the Mortal Kombat to find a street fighter. 24th is when

(02:06:36):
it closes and we'll be back. Jesus Christ count.
Let's go see you guys on Friday.This Friday is Definitely smash

(02:06:58):
Friday. Oh oh.
Best price back to mash brothersultimate on the channel once
again, actually, I think I mightstart at 8:00.
Okay. Oh, just slow down in time.
For smash. Oh, I should be able to drop in
that. Yeah, yeah.
He's going down. I'll rise Friday, 9:00 p.m.
Eastern Standard en. You gonna do it.
Finally, I work at work. You always work.

(02:07:19):
And Wednesdays. We have level 85 7 video game
podcast which you all know causeyou're watching, right?
Yeah. You love it.
You listen to it. Yes.
Here, you live in your wake up to it, you go sleep with us.
Yeah man, it'll be all right. Yes, watching the show until

(02:08:01):
next time. That's really good.
Sticks, peace. Well, someone's got to speak
English. Hey lady until next week, you
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