The Good, The Bad And The Ugly Video Game Ports!

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What up? Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. Oh yeah, Hold on, Let's do,
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We're back. Yes, we.
Are, yeah. After we, we're back.

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We're back. We're back.
We're back. Did you miss us?
Oh my God. Because we missed good to be
good to be back. Got to calm down the crowd a
bit. Good to be back.
What's? Going on chat.
Yeah, live studio audience back there.
Yeah, it's nice to take a littlebreak, yeah.
Cafe said Style your hair. Yeah, yeah, gave it a little
trim trim. It's actually still not done

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yet. I have to add some bright red
highlights to the sumpage. You got bizarre.
Oh, you going from the roof? Yo, you have to be called that.
I guess I'm not. Yeah.
I mean, no. Damn.
Here goes that idea you should have said you should have lifted
as a surprise man. I know, right?
You. Messed it up, man.
You. Messed it up, got bizarre in the

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building. What's going on?
Hop us off. I see James.
I see Cafe Fox. You got James in the building,
Yeah, shout out, shout outs. You got Cafe Fox in the
building. Let's go.
Who else is in the building? Yeah, go.

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Back again? Heck yeah, man.
Oh, now you got to change soundings icon.
No, man, because his hair ain't blind.
I'll eventually go back. I'll eventually go back.
He's too right. The artwork.
He's too erratic with his hair. Man, I can't be.
I've ever been changing. No, that's the icon.
Different person. It's too erratic.
I have to make all the spectrum colors of the rainbow I.
Know right ahead of time. Just to change it anyway,

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you're. Gonna have to change your mind
to purple eventually. You ain't change your hair.
Y'all, that's actually, that's dope, yo, Chalk.
You need to get get the platinumhair platinum, right?
Or do the Cisco and then and then do a little do platinum
with a purple highlights, man, there you go.
I might do it with purple highlights.
Bam. That's a.

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Little Rd. that might work. Bam.
That's a tough sell. That's amazing in the Champs
get. Amazing.
So amazing. So all right, y'all man wow
know. What happened?
Please, come on man. We took a little break last
week, so let's go in and talk about.

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Well rested. We'll go, Well, I don't.
Know what? He said.
But we're well rested. Whatever you said.
I don't know what the heck, but anyway, we'll start off with the
coop games that we played. So the first one that I see here
seems to be Double Dragon. Guiding.
Guiding. Yeah.
Double Dragon. That.

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Was a great time great time. What especially?
No, it's a great time. Even if you know, if you fans is
Double Dragon, you know this is a different spin on the little
rogue like elements and stuff like that.
But I thought it was pretty crazy.
I liked it better than I thoughtI would.
Because it wasn't feeling the art at first.
You know, the art style when it first came out, I was just like,
why is it looking like this? It grew on me.

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It was like a bow Toads moment. When I first saw a Bow Toads art
style, I didn't like that either, but I was just like
okay. But the action looked good.
Action was good. Once I got in my hands, I was
like, okay, you tagging a person, now tagging back in,
unlocking characters. How's that mechanic work with
the tagging like it? It works great.
You're actually when you're getting your ass kicked if
you're getting punched. You're supposed to tag to your
partner to come back in and stopthe combo, but I couldn't get it

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to click in my brain during the playthrough.
But it worked afterwards. You're gonna keep combos going
that way too, tagging in and outin the middle of.
I've seen some people pull off some crazy shit, like the combat
is very deep, like there's some Youtubers who play it and they
play it like regular and it won't get everything you need
from the game. Did you like the three hit
combo? Yeah, I'll just keep hitting

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attack, keep hitting attack. I won't do any variation or
change up, but every character feels very different.
Like I unlocked Linda and Osaka.Their speeds are different.
Not everyone has a throw, not everyone has range, but it's
awesome. It's very awesome.
I played it last night just to mess around, just to get a stage
or two done. And since they got like so many

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remixed versions of all the dopetracks from the other Double
Dragon games, I ended up stayingup to like 2 in the morning
playing this shit. I'm like, yo, it's just fun.
The fun factor is, is there man?Keep on liking characters, yeah?
Is Marion in the game? Yeah, just go with the gun with.
The gun. She's got a gun?
Yeah. Take notes from River City Girls

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too. That's a different Marion.
Yeah. Different world universe.
Yeah, different, different, different Delta developer, man.
So yeah. OK and I.
I generally don't work at a store anymore.
I heard there's a there's like rogue like elements to it.
Yeah, I haven't really experienced.
Lot of stages laid out the same every time I believe if you you

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could adjust the settings at thebeginning.
If you want to spend 3 tokens for a continue, you want to
spend money for a continue or perma Death or infinite
continues. But based on your settings is
how what your. If your settings are very
difficult your rewards are gonnabe high but if you're like oh I

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want this mad easy, you're not gonna it's gonna be like you're
not gonna get much or you know your power ups won't be as great
as you know they're gonna cost more than they should.
But yeah you get rewarded more for higher difficulty.
But in terms of Rogue Light, in terms of like starting over and
stuff, you have to spend gotcha or something.

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But I mean, we didn't die too many times.
No, we we beat the game, our first playthrough, yeah, on like
what, Normal difficulty, whatever.
But I I do look forward to amping the difficulty up and
trying it again, yeah. Ababo was Crazy's character Chin
look cool, you know? It changes the way you play
completely a Bobo. He cracked me up.
Because like every movie does islike a Bobo smash, a Bobo this.

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Oh, he's a Hulk, but when he butwhen he eats something, A Bobo
likes this. Like, whose voice is that?
A Bobo likes this. Remember that shit?
Yeah, it's a Bobo likes this. I was like, what the fuck?
Like it sound like a different voice actor.
Yeah, he's a, but yeah, that's our second play through.
This is on like the highest difficulty.
I was Chin and you were a Bobo. Right.
Yeah, we and we stopped, Yeah. So that's that's still safe.

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We played a couple of stages. Yeah, when you get a chance to
go through the whole thing. But single player, oh God, this
shit got difficult. I was getting mad.
I was getting pissed. Were.
You playing on the high that difficulty or I significantly
higher. Not the highest but just a
little. But like I hate it when I play
beat em ups in one player. That's what gets under my skin

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more than anything is when you're beating up like two to
three guys on one side and you see the one on the other
creeping up like this and he waits and he goes, he's just
waiting, yeah. And then everything, your energy
goes down so much cuz the rest of the guys gang in and beats
you up. And I'm like.
This scrub, it's kind of like the Streets of Rage guy with the
knife. The knife, yeah, you know he's
coming and he hits you like that, that it gets under my skin

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so much. There's nothing you could do cuz
well, yeah, when it's two players you bounce back and
forth and yeah, you know, we canhelp you out.
That's that's fine. But one player gets me so mad.
The guy with the knife is the most annoying character, and
then he beat him up anyway of all time.
It'll be slightly above you and he'll go.
He'll just move down. And you're dead.
Why? Why?
Why is this a thing waste so much life?
Why is this a thing one pixel? Yeah.

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And you know that the creators like, we have to keep this.
We have to keep this pissing everybody off and we have to.
Keep the Medusa heading in Castlevan.
Yep, you have to keep most annoying character.
Wow. Gets me so aggravated.
I'm thoroughly, thoroughly impressed with Double Dragon
guidance. Impressed.
Very. It's really good, very fun, the
music. Oh, the music, the remake.

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You know the tracks there was give you chills, man.
That gives you chills. All right.
You guys also played. Let me see here.
You guys also played Disney's Illusion Island.
Yes. Oh.
Yeah, you did play that four player, the Lala.
It reminded me of Rayman Legends.
Really. Not really.
But it was like, it's a different time.

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I was like, there's no combat init.
I heard right. Yeah, it's like, yeah, this is
like Metro. Being I wanted to break stuff,
but they didn't let me it. Was similar.
I mean the platforming was similar.
To yeah, it's and. Obviously the four player.
The platforming is smooth. What?
Was that cartoon? Yeah, like a that of cartoon.
And the scrolling is is done very well with the four players.

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Yeah, I like it. I like how it works, how it just
centers around the one player, so if anyone gets a little too
happy and goes ahead, they've got to wait up for the first
player to move the camera just alittle bit.
That's. Good.
That should be first player. He's.
A game GO. He's a game GO.
If Jay was first player, everyone's be dying.
They. Can't keep up.
What do you want me to do? Because Jay only thinks about

(09:20):
himself. It's the man.
Watch the game play. I didn't leave.
No, he does the selfish play. Cuz you can't.
I tried. To sticks The Selfish Gamer, I
win. Oh, who's that?
Who's that? You lose, you lose.
That should be got to say. I I mean, I gotta say, it's a
platform, but I I died the leastout of anybody.

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You did. No, Chuck, you're rather a
platformer, Said. You even like let on the beat.
I still don't like them. Can we see some of?
Can we see some of I could? Good.
I still don't like them. Can we see some of I had the
sinking? OK, I had real sinking issues.
It wasn't even like bad platforms.
Terrible on the tutorial part, was awesome.
In the tutorial. That was great.
He kept dying. Shit was crazy.
From the tutorial, yeah man. I had on the tutorials.

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I thinking I was hitting the. But the.
Well I see, let me see. Hold on.
This is terrible. Like right here, just anywhere
at the beginning. Yeah, Donald does.
Just keep at the beginning. Keep your eye on Donald.
Yeah, this storytelling is funnyin this.
I like the animation, though theanimation is good, animation is.
It gives me casts of illusion, world of illusion, vibes.
It does have that in there. I do want to step on people

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though, yeah, yeah. At least that by the lala ortho
apples, that would have been fine.
But it's not. It's not made for that.
Yeah, man, it's fine. Wow.
It's very it's kind of relaxing it.
Is it is relaxing? But you do get, you do get, you
do die in it. Yeah, it's not super easy.
We didn't put it on so easy. We didn't put it on one one hit

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death. We did.
That was normal. One is.
At 2:00 we put on two hit deaths, so it's normal that that
should. Be like.
I think that's a basic. Three is too much, three is too
much. One is like, no, I'm not playing
any game. One, I have no reason to put
myself through one hit. That's crazy.
Produce. That's produce massive the
building. What's going on, man?
Hey man, what else? Is indeed.

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What else? I think that was it for Co-op.
Let's see. Let's get this one out the way.
I do miss Multiverse. Let's get to.
I miss multiverse. My God, I miss it.
Let's get this out the way chalk.
Big chalk did the open versus challenge.
And Turbo was there too. And Turbo was there.

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Oh, that was. There I was on that one.
You guys had a had a bomb. Yeah, wars, man.
Yeah, it was some wars going on there.
Wars after, war after And who else jumped in?
I think Reichin jumped in, and Ithink I was.
So close to taking a match off, I didn't get a chance to fight
Reggie. He came in and I think he was
bounced out to fight and. Talked mass.
Was there media glitch? Was there?
Looks like, Oh yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

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I fought against Joel. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Fought Joel and Fort Joel once buried him.
And then he just, he said very good, very good.
And he thought chalk and got married three times.
Rosie, come out here. Damn.
And I was like, I want to get enough.
There's no love. Let me get.
Another shot. Street Fighters.
He's like, I gotta learn. He's got to learn the mechanics
still down. He's not a bad Dowson though.
He's got his Dowson. Is annoying.

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His Dowson has potential. Yeah, he stepped up with that
Dowson. Very frustrating.
You know, his guy is Kim. Yeah, he's doing that Dowson
move though. I mean, yeah, we were we were
like pregaming ready to go out. Yeah, right.
We were like we were. We threw on the the stream.
Yeah, we were watching the stream right before going out.
Turbo was Chun Li. Yep.
That was, that was, and we're watching that set and turbo was

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ahead. Probably the best set we've ever
played. No, it was like it was crazy.
And then you made a comeback. I said we're like, you know,
we're drinking, We're like, it was like watching, like right
here. It was like watching a lot of
boxing matches throw this shit away, I said.
Can't support motherfucker, comeon yelling at the TV.
It was our own personal evil. It may be going on, but we're

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watching this. Yeah, we were shouting at the TV
like. Get a fucking pork out like
crazy, psychos. And so and it's so crazy because
that's neither characters are like is our main.
That was such a great even match.
It was an even match. I'm like from that you know that
you can't even say who's better because I'm like going back and

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forth. It was.
I was like that was 3/2. I was like, it was Luke Chunli,
right? Yeah, Luke and Chunli.
Best out of five. It came down to the last hit.
Yeah, literally. Yeah, that all the way today?
I'm like, you've got to be kidding.
Me, that was. Nuts.
I was like, bro, ah, which I started coming back about.
Turbs gonna blow it. Turbs gonna blow it again, You
got lucky. And then chalk got lucky.

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It was like neck and neck. Well, we were we were getting
angry you because you had two ina row and we like, dude, you
just got with one more match. And then he was not getting that
match and it came all the way down today.
Like you cannot throw this away I.
Was not letting that go that easily.
I it was. Nah, I whiffed on a lot, so I
should have. There was a few moves, I said.

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We're like why the hell the I was like the timing on that was
so off. Oh my God, no.
I was. Yeah, I I whiff with two big
supers. I was like, that's garbage.
I. Was like, I don't deserve to win
after that. Oh, would you fireball in the
air? Yeah, that's like.
Yeah, I was like, it's a cool move.
I'm like the way that looks looks so awesome.
No, Chun lean needs tightening up, but she's getting.
Tired. That game is so good.

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It is 356 is awesome. Awesome, Awesome freaking game.
I enjoy playing it. I have to.
I have to take that win back from from Chunlino with Luke,
not with any other character has.
To be with Luke, I I personally hate Luke as a I hate playing
against them I don't like. That is such a nice freeze
frame. Yeah, dance.

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Part with the ground. That's a dead woman.
How is her head still on? It should be like a brown pound.
I don't. Like it with the ground pound?
It's a foul. Foul special like thumb.
Bazaar likes he likes Luke. He fights some of the chocolate.
Luke, I am your father. Such a good fight.
That was a good fight. I love it.

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I didn't get a chance to play too much, but what I did play
while we were away on vacation was Hi-fi Rush on the Steam
deck. Ohh.
Radical Reggie in the building. Yeah, ah.
High fire rush on the Steam deck.
Yeah, man. Nice.
Yeah. How do you like to just just
just talk about it? The game is dope, man.
They're like, what What else canyou say about this game?

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This game is dope. The boss, the boss battles are
dope. The sound, the soundtracks are
amazing. The 9 inch nail soundtrack in
the first thing, Man, I was likeOh my God, that's my favorite
song. Jess is my favorite song.
It was like Jess already. It looks like it plays like
Super Nintendo. Wow.
Wow. Disrespect.

(15:40):
No. The game is dope, man.
I've been having a blast playingit, but what I was really doing,
mostly while we were away, was watching Twisted Metal, the TV
series, and I finished the wholething.
It's 10 episodes and man, demonetized awesome.
Yeah, no, it was awesome. It's an awesome series.

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If you haven't played Twisted Metal, I don't.
I recommend watching the show. It might spark some interest in
the game. Yeah, I don't play the game.
Oh, I kind of so it's a metal black.
That was a good one. That was a good one.
That's the only good. 1 Radical Reggie in the chat.
It says the most biggest compliment I've ever seen Reggie
give anybody. Whoa, Big chalk.
This brother definitely stepped it up in Street Fighter Six

(16:23):
Skills. He took me out of my rhythm.
Oh, look at that. Look at that.
It was good. Positive.
Now I had to take that win back because.
I remember the first week the game came out and and I did my
fight on Friday stream and Reggie whooped me and left.
I was upset, whooped you and. Left yes whooped me and left, so

(16:44):
I had to get that back. I'm surprised Reggie didn't say.
I see you've learned what I taught you.
No, no, I didn't do. That so I taught you well.
Let me see here. Justin Metal was a really good
show. Oh my God, really, really,
really good show. It was awesome.
Ow, there was something else youplayed in Columbia.
I can't remember though. It was blasphemous, remember.
Oh, fuck that. Screw that game.

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Listen, listen. I was we had time like we were
We went back to the hotel and wehad time to to like get ready
for before we were going to go out.
I think we were going to go out to eat or something.
So I'm like, oh, you know what, let me throw on some blasphemous
whatever. It's been a while since I played
it. I started this freaking game and

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it was on the ice level, whatever.
And I was like, yo, the jumps and then like the I just kept
getting knocked off platforms and it has that, the Castlevania
knockback mechanic. So when you get hit you get
knocked back and and you're healing.
You're healing. Animation is so damn slow.
It's like, yeah, it's like I waslike, yo, I started getting so

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angry. I was like, I got to turn this
off. I'm like, I'm on vacation.
You don't play blasphemous when you're on vacation.
I'm supposed to relax. Bad mood.
I'm supposed to relax. What the hell am I doing?
Especially that. That area is awful.
So we play stuff like that in a steam deck.
You might just throw your steam.I know.
Yeah, no dude, I was getting. I woke that I was actually.
I had a HDMI, I had the dock or whatever.
I was playing it on the on the TV in the hotel room, so I had a

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I had a Bluetooth controller, but even still I was like.
Did you have a Woostar moment? You had this?
Well, I cleansed the palate and I played some Tetris effects so
that helped calm my nerves. I was like, yo, this is I need a
W man. I need.
A W But yeah, that was pretty much it.
Oh shit, Reggie said. He taught me to step my game up.
Oh. That means next time, you'll

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watch out. Looking forward to the next
fight, which will be on Friday? Come to Reg.
Speaking of Friday, you gave himthat fire we got.
We got the last two Fighter Fridays, starting with Street
Fighter Six. It looks like that.
People bring the smoke, man. Yeah, of course they always they
always, they always bring it. They always do.

(18:55):
OK. All right.
No, no, no. He played Smash Brothers.
He played Smash Brothers. No, that was this Friday.
I know this past Friday, but then I.
Played all you mean that week. OK.
And I played Street Fighter Six.Wait, no the week before.
Oh no, this was the scrub. I lost him.
Oh, let's, let's shout him out. Let me stop.
No. No, not shout him out, man.
Shout him out I. Don't know who this guy is, but

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his name is up on the screen. It's like Gambit, that's Gambit,
Gambit 17, Gambit actually maybeGambit 1788.
Maybe I didn't lose to him. Now he's driving this.
He's driving me ahead of shout out, shout out to Gambit 17.
Shout out to Gambit Rogue Offensive Axe keeping it real,
oh man. Oh, man.
But I lost to one Ken, and it was a no you got.

(19:39):
I didn't lose to that one. I lose.
I lost to another Ken. I lost to another Ken but and he
was in the his his original costume.
This is towards the end of the stream by the way, so I don't
know if. It might have been the help, I
don't know. So mad.
All right, all I remember. We'll leave it as a mystery.
We won't. We won't put it on blast.
I mean, you can. Hey.
Man, So just sort of speeding him blowing up.

(20:00):
Yeah, right. Freeze Free Let.
Me. Fast forward to to Elle.
Hold on. Fast forward to Elle fucked up.
I mean, I feel like every time he starts watching or he starts
dreaming it here, it's always melosing something.
Hold on, let's see he did that with multiverses.
Also, I'm. Like it was a magic.
I don't plan that. It just it just happens that

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way. Just where was What if it was a
joke that I would pull? I don't know.
I just keep pulling and it's like kept finding the fucking
wrong one I I prewatched her for.
It I would do that I. Would.
Keep taking time stamps. I'll only show the last boss on
every game he shows. I should do that.
There was a multi versus stream where we were like dominating
just about everybody. But he shows the one we lost was

(20:43):
like, Oh yeah, I was like there's a band loss too.
I'm like it looks like we don't know how to play here.
I was like find a needle in the haystack, but he found it.
You guys are lying, man. You should have me up to.
It's not that good. We're dipped in platinum.
Dude who thinks they should havea new Twisted Metal game?
I damn like an arena based online fighting game with cars.

(21:08):
Dude, how hard would that be to do now?
How many times we brought this up?
This is like, yeah, this is probably the fifth time we
brought this show, yes. And it's been a success.
Like, why wouldn't you? Why wouldn't that be the plan?
The show is so good, man. And like, I hope.
I hope this freaking writers strike.
So they can, you know, they needthis writers strike to end so
that they can get this thing. Going well, they have time to

(21:29):
think. They have time to think that.
Yeah, I'm sure the writers, whenthey're not on the pickets at
the picket line, they're doing their best work, dude, that the
writing in the show is so good, man.
Well, if they make it based on the show with the characters in
the TV, man, I mean, it'll be different, but it'll be fine.
I'd be down with that. I wouldn't mind it, but it would

(21:49):
cost them. It would definitely cost it.
Would cost them a chunk of change.
You can't have blacks in America.
Like black in America. They got to pay that, man.
They got to pay that. Black in America.
Black in America? You couldn't say.
Captain. Of it.
Black in America. I mean, you could have, said
Captain American Falcon. You could have said black

(22:10):
America. It's funny, you could have, said
Captain Falcon. Black in.
America. Falcon, you could have just said
I. Forgot he was him.
I forgot he was. You could have, said Anthony
Mackie. Oh yeah.
Oh, duh. Let's use his.
Let's use his real name. Black in America.
Shut up. You could have called him
Clarence from Eight Mile. It was a really well written

(22:30):
show. It's it was the right amount of
serious and the right amount of camping campiness.
So. It was.
Cappiness. Cappiness.
You said he was from Eight Mile.Oh, that's right.
That's hilarious. That's why he ended up being an
Avenger. Clarence lives with his parents,
so he started. He couldn't be a rapper, so he

(22:51):
decided to be an Avenger. Damn.
What was it? His parents have a real good
marriage. Yeah.
Yes. Or he was avenging his bed,
rapping. I'm.
Sorry. What up, Jay Biggs?
What's going on, James? Bigs of the build.
You have footage of the last fighter Fridays from Yep.

(23:13):
I'm about to smashing on right now bro.
And this is our this is left offfrom whoever watched this shit
last. So don't.
KO Oh yeah. This was a beat down, so narrate
for people who are listening with what's going on.
I am Ganendorf and I took the. Whole night, the whole night.

(23:34):
Me and Chuck played pretty good and then those dudes came at
like the end of the stream. I was fatigued and like these,
these boys coming fresh. And I started winning.
I started winning matches, whichis crazy nice.
Yeah, Turbo was giving me that work, man, He.
Was giving me to work overall. How do you how did it go?
I broke, maybe even, maybe lost a little more than than one.

(23:58):
I broke one controller. I didn't break any controllers.
I had no reason to throw control.
I was just like, all right, thisis Smash.
I'm not that good at the game, you know?
I'm not going to get mad. You guys just got fighting.
Yeah. No.
And then other people joined and.
They caught, they caught some work but they're saying, but

(24:18):
then were you gone and Hyper Slap showed up and you know how?
At the end I was like, yo. You know how?
I had too many matches, like I had the high level matches
before they got in. I'm like, I can't.
With. These.
Guys, oh, that was a deal. Can you time set that one?
That was. That was foul.

(24:38):
That's let me get that. Someone called Ax to the mouth.
That was me. That was me.
Geez, that was great. I was, so he said.
You're trying to get back here. I'm proud of that one.
I'm proud of. That I'll try to save face on
that and not show it, but we called.
That was a good one. That was a good one.
Here goes an ax here. Thank you.
Yeah, yeah, Hold on to this. Thank you.

(24:58):
That was great. But that was hilarious.
That was mad. Kid amazing, says Mackey.
Seen the head of the new game, but it may have just been a slip
of the tongue. Oh.
It wouldn't. It wouldn't surprise me, man.
I bet you they are. It wouldn't make any game for
that. But it'll be live.
It'll be a live game. Oh, live service, probably.
It'll be. It'll be there.
It's gonna be like twisted metalRocket League.
Instead of well, it'll be betterthan like dodgeball makes more

(25:21):
sense. I rewind it back.
Oh. Yeah.
Oh yeah, we should. I wrote the time stamp down.
So here we go. We're good.
It's embarrassing. Oh no, it's not this one.
Yeah, for anybody trying to do it, for anybody who wants to
know who's listening, go to the Fighter Fridays.
Chacos Fighter Friday stream from this past Friday.

(25:42):
And it's the time stamp. One Colon, 2931.
By left versus right, one hour, 29 minutes.
Damn. One hour, 29 minutes, 31
seconds. And you know The funny thing is,
you know, on Kev's side he was laughing as.
Hell, you like that, asshole? My man was dying laughing like

(26:05):
that laugh. Before I woke up, the whole
house that was. Great.
I have to admit it was pretty great.
Starts touching himself. I was.
I was rubbing myself to peanut butter.
Wow. That's.
Terrible peanut butter. Wow.
You don't even have a dog. No.
Christ. Anyway, terrible.
What'd you play, man? Xenoblade Chronicles 3, guys,

(26:26):
I'm almost at the end. You said that.
Last time that 10 years ago, twoweeks ago, you said that.
You said that. Each of the six characters,
right, you go up to level 10, but if you do their Ascension
quest, it goes up to level 20. So I had to do that with each
and every single one of my characters.
How many characters? Make sure I get them six?
Well, all right, well, no. Well, there's about 20 heroes.
I'm not doing it with the hero. I'm not doing with the.

(26:46):
I'm just doing with the main sixwith their classes.
Jesus, man. So I was like, OK, I put in like
it's. I'm telling you it's like 125. 5
or 135 hours it's like but I am at the last freaking stage so by
the next podcast that should be beaten, I can't wait.
I don't believe you. Yeah, nobody believes.
Then there's a DLC after that, but I'm gonna put down the back

(27:07):
burner cuz I gotta get to Fire Emblem and then Zelda still
hasn't beaten Fire Album. This is amazing, man, that.
Isn't that's unbelievable? In this way, Chronicles 3 needed
love at this rate. At this rate, I'm going to beat
Fire Emblem before. Dude, I'm on the last battle
again in Fire. Album You might be it before me.
You might be. Oh, no, I probably will.
What? I'm Solomon.
Solomon's Key Solomon's Key, Mighty Bomb Jack.

(27:29):
McNeil. Yeah, but remind me of Solomon's
key. No.
And Mighty Bomb Jack Senal kept.Jesus.
So it sounds like looks like something like Oh dear boy, Oh
dear God, no. Besides that, don't I play
beside Yeah, Street Fighter Six No Shenmore 3.
No, I'm. I'm playing that soon.
I'm gonna get to that. Soon I'm gonna get to that
Kevin's never beaten Shenmore 3.I guarantee they.

(27:50):
Don't have a game? No, I did play something else.
I did go further in Final Fantasy 7 Remake.
You know I did. Got Didn't beat that.
Yet no, not you, Fees. It's so it's.
Oh, that extra part. You fee.
No. The game.
I beat the extra part. It's it's good.
It's really good. It's really good.
Did you play it? I was like what, 8 hours?

(28:10):
I haven't finished it yet, but Iheard it was. 6 or 8 hours. 6 to
8 hours, Okay. I'm doing side quests and that
also because the what's that? The Fort Condor game, whatever,
like that. That game is all different than
what it was. It's much better in the remake
than it was in the original. I've yet to play the
downloadable content, but I started to do that for Final
Fancy 15. Oh yeah, they had to do all

(28:32):
their games. Oh yeah, I still didn't play the
Final Fantasy 15 DLC. I buy all the game.
I was the Is that the one with the boy band?
The season pass. Bro.
You know, do this just to put people off.
We're at this point. We're not even gonna.
Backstreet Now Backstreet was not gonna.
Acknowledge it. Not gonna acknowledge it.
Damn. No.
They had like the art in DLC andall that.
Like it's pretty substantial. And I had the I had the the $20

(28:55):
season pass and I never, never touched.
Damn. Geez.
Yeah, DLC. I don't play any DLC for any
games. Spiderman I didn't get ghost to
Zema had some dope one. Ghost to zema.
I was at the point going to the island.
I didn't play it and they had a good There's something in the
story. That's yeah, it's worth, it's
worth doing it. OK Horizon, I didn't.

(29:17):
And I bought the I bought the one that has the extra part in
it. It was like 9 bucks and I got a
discount. So it was like 6 bucks.
I got a discount to not play it.Well, it's cheaper than the
$10.00 for it, but yeah. I'm going to play it.
Shut up. So you know what?
I'm going. To play it's good Frozen Wilds.
Wasn't it the first one? I think so.
Yeah, I got that. And I heard this.
I played that. That was.
I got that also. I got the DLC for that.

(29:38):
I never. I never touched it.
I got the extra game for Resident Evil 8, the the DLC,
the little kid one, the daughter.
I got that part. I didn't play that.
Is it something Rose? Is there a third person?
Winter Rose or something like that.
Yeah, I think so. Did you play that the third
person? I bought.
It's a download. That was for it.

(29:59):
It's a download, yeah. It was part of that.
It's free. Or is.
It yeah, it came out when that was it.
Free. I don't know.
I got it when I got that DLC. It might be.
Is it the whole game or is it just a part the whole, entire
game? Yeah, yeah, Part.
Well village. I was gonna say 8, not 8
apparently. So when?
But I haven't even touched that yet for cut scenes and stuff

(30:19):
like that. So you haven't touched it?
I'm like, no, I was gonna ask like, how does it look when you?
I haven't even looked it up. I don't know either.
That's why I'm like I'm curious to know cuz I would mess with
this. I saw a video of it there.
Yeah. Decent.
How did it look? I don't know.
I just don't give a fuck about the game.
Like, I I don't care about that game.
Like if you care about it looks good for third person.
I mean, it doesn't look like, itdoesn't look like, what was it

(30:41):
EverQuest third person? Well, you look.
Like a no. It looks like it looks like a
third person game, but I didn't give a fuck but.
It's not going to be like the remakes probably, not that I I
mean I may be wrong. It could be wrong, I don't well.
Still use that engine I think, right?
Yeah, it's still the RE engine to me.
That's, yeah, that's a differentuniverse.
It is. It's a different university.

(31:02):
Seems like a spin off to me. I just don't like Chris's coat.
He looks all a nice coat, man. There's like a trench coat, like
a big ass collar. He's a gumshot man.
He's a gum. Shooter he's a He has to be at
least 50 by now. I don't know.
He's diesel as hell. And I think he slimmed down
since. Like part 5.
He's punching boulders, so swole.

(31:23):
Yeah, he's terrible. Giant.
Biceps, dude. Well, him and Riu is on the same
thing. They're on the same shoes.
On the same. Workout regiments.
He's like an elephant. It's wrong with them.
Oh sticks, I figured out how to say this then that the game you
played, Ano Mutationum. Yes, that's the proper way to
say it, right. Mutation So.
That's what I've been playing Ano mutationum.

(31:46):
Yes, if you want to thought that, yeah, yeah, I will.
I. Will, It took a little bit for
me to get back into it because Iwanted to play it on the Steam
deck, but the words are tiny andthere's no word.
There's no way to make the wordsbigger, so the words are small,
handheld. Look at it so you don't have to.
So you prefer on the home consoles what you're saying Not
every game, small screen? Not every game.

(32:06):
This game doesn't benefit from the smallest game, but it looks
gorgeous on it still. And it's possible.
I played it on there. Well, it's on Steam, so you
could still play it on PC. Yeah, I mean, I have a
widescreen monitor and it takes over the entire monitor, so it's
a huge difference playing it on there, but imagine.
Look at how crazy it looks though.
So yeah, I did. I got pretty far, but I was
wanting to get to another actionstage and I was playing like the

(32:27):
the sleuth, like detective mode here, so I had to get used to
it. But which is what you're seeing
now. Yeah, I'm just running around.
Sticks does this in every game for like 2 hours.
Look at that. No, you see the map.
It's it's it's easy. It's kind of easy to get lost,
but. Once you learn how to follow the
map, yeah, once you figure it out, you got to look at the map.

(32:49):
You can't really look at it. Can you hop in any of those cool
vehicles? Yes, yours.
Yeah. And that's only really for like
a like a what? The transition.
Is to move. Yeah, just to move around.
But I I am enjoying it and I'm not.
I didn't interact with every MPCand all that, but if you were
to. Like, Oh yeah, get it?
Cool. Yeah, I remember that movie.

(33:11):
But. Yeah.
I'm trying to beat. It's not a long game, it's like
8, like 8 hours. So I'm probably run through
that. And what's the other?
Obviously I'm playing Final Fantasy 16.
I'm still in the mode. I've missed playing that because
I'm trying to get through it with one, like without playing
anything else, because then I'm going to forget and then I'm

(33:32):
going to be like, I don't want to play this right now.
I don't want to play this. So right now I am in Fancy
Mobile. I had to leave for that week, so
I'm like, I just want to get back to it.
But damn, I had to go on vacation.
First World problems, right? Well, I'm not up to.
This fight. But shit, my bad.
Let. Me switch to the end I have seen

(33:56):
I. Have seen that character.
Let me go to the beginning here,I'm not up to this part yet,
this place, but thank you anyway.
But I mean I have to say. Am I a fan of regular Final
Fantasy fights or the Devil May Cry type fighting?
As a Final Fantasy game, I probably would say I want more
of the role player aspect of it back because that's what type of

(34:17):
game it is. It's hard when you take
something that the game is knownfor away.
I can't. Say that the fighting.
Isn't fun because it is fun, butwhen you're fighting like the
big colossal, like transformation battles.
I think that it's a bit more simple and it's more cinematic
than than you playing. So I kind of have a gripe with

(34:39):
that. I want to, I want to be like
more into the fight instead of just watching it.
So it's like the same way when you're a regular.
Person kind of, yeah, it. Just seems like less is going
on. Like I I hit this button, I'm
going to dodge all that. So like you know if you played
it, it's kind of reminds me, which is weird.
It kind of reminds me of what's the?

(34:59):
Game B2. Except my mind right now.
Near Automata. It seems like they mixed Near
Automata with Final Fantasy, which is odd because you can
shoot magic like how you shoot with your robot in Near
Automata, and the movement is fast like that too, and the
combos are kind of like that. I think they're probably better
and near, which is this is the top game, like it should take

(35:21):
everything from and it's square.It's still square, but different
makers but. They did borrow a lot from that
didn't wasn't a dev or the DevilMay Cry, Devil May Cry.
Yeah, Devil May Cry Dev. Yeah, yeah, you worked on this.
You can. Tell Yeah, there's a double
trigger you can transform by hitting the analog.
That's crazy like it's in there.Wow.
Yeah. But like I said.

(35:43):
Some of the missions that's theycould have done way better with
the mission, is it open world oris it?
Not quite. Not as.
Far as how far, I am not quite okay.
It's more linear than you think because you can actually select
on the map where you want to go at all times right now.
So if you have a mission, which is this is the worst thing they

(36:03):
could have done, if you have a mission, it says your mission's
here with the little flag and you can say go to the map, go to
the flag, 2 minutes in, I'm at my mission.
It's like, why did you make me move at all?
Just just if I'm talking to the person, just telephone me to the
mission. Like why do I have to do that
step? Because it's very very simple.
If it's a fighting mission, I fight things.
That's cool. I like those better.

(36:25):
But if it's a fetch quest and they're like I need this carrot
and then I just teleport over towhere the arrow is and pick up a
carrot and then teleport back and give them that carrot,
that's really not don't put thatin the game.
So you got teleport magic or is.It no, no, no, no.
That's just how you travel. On the map, that's how you
travel on the map, yeah. Sometimes I run the long way to
get to it because I just want tosee what's around, get the

(36:47):
experience. Points.
Yeah, but it's. They make it super simple and
it's kind of boring. On that aspect of the mission
part, but the game's story, I'm into it.
I'm into it. Interesting.
And I want to get through it. Putting them out.

(37:15):
Which hurts because I'm playing on the lowest possible settings
and. So that's what I'm going to jump
back into and I was playing Street Fighter One player mode,
single player mode. Unfortunately, unfortunately
playing on the Steam deck, it's world tour mode is not for the
Steam deck, it almost. It runs pretty normal when
you're in the city, but when youjump into a fight, it it's kind
of like a little molasses kind of float around a little bit
more than you'd like to. I won't lose still, but you're
just floating a little more and I'm like, ah, I wish you just

(37:36):
had, I wish I could turn down a little bit more of the graphics
because it's not powerful enoughthere.
But at home, yeah, obviously you're going to play it better
there. But it's.
A silly mode. It's a silly mode, That first
outfit you get, man. Yeah, you're a bump.
Why is my? Man wearing a cardboard box the.
Steam deck is just a little bit.More powerful than the switch.
All right, we're not talking about this guy.

(37:57):
Come on man, Why you always haveto do this you?
Always have to freaking ask any of this questions.
What's? Going on Gordo, Gordo.
Yes, you won't see. Street Fighter Six on the
freaking Nintendo Switch. Not in this current form.
I wish they would have just dumbed down specifically.
Right. So maybe it'll work better, but
yeah, that's probably interesting.

(38:17):
Probably fix that eventually. How about a DLC for that?
They do work on listen. They do work on individual
things for Steam decks, so they might just add a mode to just
make it run. If a game is selling a lot,
yeah, they they definitely work.It's literally that close.
I've got a Griper Street Fighter.
That's. Right.
What's that? They released costumes for the
Ninja Turtles. Oh yeah, yeah.

(38:38):
Yeah, it's the skins though, right?
Actual turtles in there, They'reskins.
I didn't see what they actually look like in the.
They look great it. Looks like turtles, but they're
15 bucks a piece, so you got to.Pay if you want all four.
You got to pay 60 bucks. That's the cost of the game.
That hurts. Nah bro.
Why not 5? Why not less damn?
Why $1020.00 for? Everything so much like 10.

(38:58):
You might have gotten me, and I would.
And I might have got, might havegotten because you're going to
get 4. That's what that's messed up.
Six. They said it's 100 bucks.
They said it's 100 bucks to get all.
Yeah, I know it's silly. Y'all they?
Don't though. That's so ill, if that's what
they look. Like when they're.
Oh man, this looks no, that's exactly what they look.
Like this is this is world tour mode.
It just looks like it doesn't belong like no, it actually

(39:18):
looks like it. Does blow?
I don't know. That looks so good, But for $15
a turtle and no one's buying 1 turtle.
Yeah, come on. It's like, that's just like,
why? Why are people making cost?
There we go, what is it? It's the hundreds.
So freaking that's. What they look like in the game.
OK, OK, they ain't showed this in the trailer.
This is, this is Ign's. That's pretty funny, man.

(39:40):
This is from. Ign's website.
That looks cool. That does look cool.
Great. Yeah.
They look. They need an open world game for
turtles. This is this is it right here.
Yeah, might as well be World Tour.
But it's $100, they said. For everything you.
Wow. Damn, like all the stickers and.
All that, like everything that they have for the turtles.
Yo, chill. I'm good fighting.
Games make so. Much money though.

(40:00):
Oh, this is dope right here it. Makes so much money on that
extra TLC. Oh, he's in the trade.
It's. Like seafood, this is like.
Seafood. Oh, we got caught.
You got oh, you fight in the train.
That's dope. Yeah, wow.
Before you get this, should be the fastest.
Now this makes sense it. Should be the game.
Right. He's blocked it though.
That looks dope. That's definitely.
Block it I have not. I think he.

(40:21):
Has I think he has reuse. He has a bunch of moves.
Yeah, he has a bunch of. Different He has a Kimberly's
move, He has an E Honda move. Can't use that sword, though.
You. Can just watch the swords.
Yeah, this in the back. It's like the movie.
It's like. This turtles too.
That's cool though, It's. It's just props.
They're just. Not anyway look good.

(40:42):
I already kind of went. Yeah, I'm Double Dragon guy, but
that was Double Dragon. I don't.
Really care. I got to play.
That still didn't. Get a chance to fuck with.
I played Double Dragon 2. That's actually, let me let me
show real quick what I got and I'll, I'll be, I'll be talking
about these maybe in a video. Can't wait in the video.
So I have the what is this one? It's like a little.
This is the Ambernick RG35XX if you can see it on the screen

(41:06):
with the fingerprints all on thescreen.
Look at it so so the screen is so.
Game Boy, but the screen way bigger than a Game Boy, I bet it
says. Like it's probably it looks like
a bigger than the XP screen. How can you see anything?
Because I'm not playing. New He's always game.
Christina, how you doing? What's going on?
Christina. Christina, that's our favorite
bartender. Christina.

(41:27):
Oh. It's awesome.
And I'm also. Playing I got the Miu Mini Plus
you see everything. This is even smaller than the
Amber Nick slightly. Look at that.
Wow. Put them side by side, man.
Let. Me see screen is the same though
on both. Look at that, It looks like they
look identical. Jay's looks the heart identical.
They don't look identical. I don't know which one is which,
I'm sorry. It's just they're the same toys

(41:48):
how it's. Not.
They look identical, man. Well, the me who.
They look. Has Wi-Fi, is that has a
difference? Jay's like, I'm going to do a
video and I'm going to tell you the difference.
Yeah, exactly. So look.
Forward to that show, then he'llbe 4 KJ again. 4K I got.
Some videos. As well.
And actually, me and Jay are going to be working on some
stuff coming soon. Keep it a secret coming.

(42:09):
Soon I can't. Wait to see what you guys are
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The guy some level 857. Yeah, hopefully we can debut it
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We're in. Striking this, unless y'all

(42:31):
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To hit 3000. During this stream right now.
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On, but yes, so if we hit. Cool 1000.
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Game, actually, we're at we're. 21 Away 2121 Now 21 Away 20.
Close. All right.
If we. Hit 4000 Y'all 4 still let's we

(42:52):
pushing it downwards 4000 move the goal.
Post move the. Goal Post number Stop rolling.
Man, we're looking. Past 3000 number stop rolling we
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Yeah, man. All right.
That's it. Now we're.
Gonna go? Yeah.
Since we've been out of the loopin the last week, we're not
gonna cover news. Stuff's been going on, though.
We might jump. Into something.
We might jump in, but we don't have it all signed up, so no.
Maybe later on if y'all wanna talk.

(43:36):
About anything. Happen, but we do have a chat,
yeah. I can just we're.
Easing back, yeah, so actually. We're doing some light work
today, are we? Going to announce.
The winner of We can do that whenever you want.
We might as well. Let's do it.
Now or you want to. Or you want to?
Do you want to wait till the Let's do it now.
Let's do it now. Do it now.
We're doing. It live.

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Now the winner of July 2023 Level 857 Monthly Game Giveaway,
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The winner is get. Amazing.

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Catch your breath. Wow.
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I'm so excited. Congratulations.
Congrats. Congrats.
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(44:38):
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Oh yeah, you freaking Diddy. Oh yeah.
Oh, my God. All right.
Oh. My God, Gordo, Steve, said.

(44:58):
Rick. Yeah.
You got to be and it's the way to actually.
Go to five. He's probably.
He's probably. I've seen Gorell Gore has been
in a couple of times. It's like the lottery.
I we appreciate your support. Your time will come.
Just keep. Keep doing it, man.
Every single month you got to keep.
You got to be in the way. It's like the lottery, man.
Listen, it's a new. Throw your ballot in, guys.

(45:19):
Tell you, man. Absolutely.
Congratulations get amazing. It's great time.
That's not a Lotto. Is man.
That's what I think. Nobody ever wins that when you
don't. That's Rick.
Yeah. That's a guy.
Go up, hold up a piece of paper.And then he disappears.
Now, man, New York won the lottery recently, man.
But then they disappear. Then they disappear.

(45:40):
Yeah. They say the family gets on a.
Friend. Somebody.
It's always some excuse. Murdered.
Damn. Damn.
No, I mean, yeah, that's. Dark, I said.
It's fake. I said it's fake.
It's freaked. That means it's fake.
I was going to say like, it's up.
Disappeared on vacation, man said.
Murdered. There's a.
Lot of it's not safe then, all right.

(46:03):
Before this gets darker. Let's talk about the main.
Topic, which is We're gonna explore some video game ports.
Now this is gonna be a reoccurring topic, just so you
guys know. So I don't know how you guys
wanna do this. If you wanna talk about the good
video game ports, if you wanna talk about the bad ones, we're
gonna talk about ports. All though, or all of them,

(46:25):
it's. Impossible to cover everyone,
ever. It's impossible to.
Cover PAC. Man, not hell, man.
I. Mean I got.
A couple off the top of the head, that'll be some good and
some bad. They'll throw it around.
Good ports mix, a good mix, right?
Good ports, but there's a lot ofthem out there, so.
Well, I wanna. Talk about some USBC ports, USB
regular ports, you know, some what what?

(46:47):
No, no. Those are the best ones.
Universal port. All right.
Good. That's.
Great all. Why you?
Looking at me, I have to do a timeout in the show.
So we gotta get this going. We gotta get this going.
This show has. Been brought to a screaming
halt. Yes, Not surprise screaming,
anyway. How are we?

(47:08):
Going to start, are we going to?Start this order this order
don't start with me, you can start out.
Don't start with me. I was like, don't start with me,
I'll just. I got a little bit.
Actually I have 0. Actually actually I got one.
I got one, I got one, I got one,I got one, I got one Tetris
effect connected for the switch.What do you think of the port?
Bad Port bad. Port it's.

(47:31):
It's laggy. Yes.
Bad port. I waited for the updates I
wanted. I wanted this game to be good.
Cuz I was like I want it on the switch, it's lagging.
It's part of the under. Powered lineup, Yes, Yes.
For the switch all the effects. And everything in the
background, it just the switch can't handle it and it affects
the game play and it just slows down and like I kind of try to

(47:56):
get used to it. And I kind of can, but it's not
the way to play. So you recommend not buying the
switch version of Tetris Spec Connected if it's the only.
If you really like the game and that's the only console you
have, then yes, I recommend it. Cuz hey playing Tetris at the
end of the day, it's still Tetris.
Yeah, it's one of my. It's my second.
Favorite Tetris game of all time.
So they said it is named the Tetris.

(48:17):
Connected and took out all the effects so it'll run better,
Yeah, but just that, just that port.
It would have been fine. Tetris.
No effects. Exactly which is still
connected. Still connected.
Slightly It's Nintendo. It's.
Exactly. No that.
That's the other problem too. The online is is not that great.
That's. Right, Tetris barely connected,

(48:41):
no effect for Tetris you try to connect.
Good luck, Tetris. Effect.
Barely connected, barely connected.
No effect, but yeah, that was. As far as.
That game, the. Best port of Tetris I would say,
has to be, I guess. Yeah, all the major consoles
like the PlayStation. PC.

(49:06):
Steam. Xbox.
They run perfectly on those. Gorda wants to know if we're.
Going to the Long Island Retro Show this weekend.
That's a good question. That's.
A good question, I saw, yeah. Kind of snuck up.
On the side, yeah, we just got back from.
So it's like it's a little. Tough to.
I mean, I want to. It may be a chance you could.

(49:26):
Probably stop by for a little. Bit I don't know how long it'll.
Yeah. I mean, it's right there.
Yeah. So if we all have, I mean, I
might be working, but we'll see.Just stop by for a little bit,
so. See what's up, Stop by for 20
minutes and lose $200.00. Have so much cool shit though.
I gotta go in there with a blindfold and it's too much like
with a timer on it. So it's like, oh, if we do go to

(49:48):
this one, we. Won't we?
Probably won't be doing a podcast from there.
Nah, It's probably just me to just venture through and look at
what they get. Yeah, but maybe.
Well, might. Yeah, we might be sure to.
Follow us in social media to find out if we're going well,
yeah, man. So we need to get media glitch.
To go there so we can freaking chill.
Imagine if they were there. Like, yeah, we look, yeah, we
could. I mean true.

(50:09):
And I think at that point we should host, like a live
fighting game tournament betweenus.
It'll be Mortal Kombat though. Mortal Kombat.
That's what they want. There's no crossover.
That's what they want. Yeah.
I mean, they get one game. There's no.
We kinda got Street Fighter unlock and then they got more
comfort unblocked. Oh, you're not Comber?
Why am? I.
Shaking when you're talking. And why do you say Coop?

(50:30):
Not not Comber, Comber model corn?
I'm gonna learn the game and I'm.
Gonna give Joel a run for his money.
It looks fun. Did you see the?
Did you see the? Trailer.
Yes, the reptile. That's crazy.
The reptile trailer. I saw a.
Media Glitch's reaction to the reptile trailer?

(50:51):
It's looking good. It was actually, yeah, it was
pretty good. That cast is looking.
Yeah, that's a lot. Jerus Reptile.
Reptile was in. The last one, wasn't in 11.
He wasn't in it at all. It was. 911 the low Wow, Yeah.
Yeah, cameos, but you can't select reptile as a cameos.
It was. Reptile.
Reptile. Reptile.
Reptile what type of fatality? That's a reptile A.

(51:14):
Dysfunction. That's a fatality.
No one wants to a reptile. It is reptile that's called the
reptile, but back on. Top because they have a
humanized reptile that transforms into the actual
lizard reptile. Oh, Striker really Beats people
like a cop in the freaking Mortal Kombat.
That's crazy. Well, he is a cop.

(51:34):
He's a cop. He takes that Billy club and he
beats you. Oh God.
He hits him with the. Baton.
Shut up, Shut up. Oh man.
Shut up. Bro, come.
On man, you said. Louis Bauton Bauton Bazar says
Reptile was In the. Crypt of the last one.
Yeah, it was in the Crypt, but yeah, it wasn't a selectable
player for whatever. Wow.

(51:56):
Oh. Man.
Great character. I like his human form.
Well, kind. Of like the human form with the
mask covers that you could take the face off.
I like the old school one. Yeah.
It gave me a Part 2. Vibes, this is foul right here.
Hold up. The Liz is from the last movie.
Yeah, fatalities, here we go. Seriously, Remember, Remember
Rob? In the first movie, oh, we're

(52:17):
watching the fatality. Yeah, that's gross.
Oh, we're. Going to be did mine size again.
Already you showed the other, Itdoesn't matter at this point.
Doesn't matter at this point, man.
Oh, look at that. Pretty gross, pretty grossy.
She's still alive. Half a body notice one of her
arms popped. While she was crawling.

(52:38):
Mad pain. It's disgusting, mad.
It's crazy. That this is like literally a
month away. Yeah, man, I gotta.
September 19th. And we just had Street Fighter 6
come out, man. There's no reason for the other
fighters. This is such a fighting game.
Renaissance man so great. And that's not even.
Counting all the 2D stuff coming, Tekken's coming out.
This is Project Li don't. Know if Tekken project.
Li don't know if anything is this year, but.

(52:59):
Yeah, those are in the, those inthe works.
That's that's funny, the stream.On fighter, fighter is project
Li mean. There, you know it's.
It's par for the course, bro. Yeah, it's par for the course
unless you, well, that game is like.
Thousand hit combos in it, so we'll see how that we'll see how
that goes. You just lose instantly.
Yeah, you might not get a turn back.

(53:21):
You know, anyway. What's the port?
One port I'd like to discuss. Is the arcade port of Pit
Fighter to the Sega Genesis? Oh shit, that's a good one.
Why you gotta talk about pit? Fighter that's a pit fighter is
such a fun. Game dude, was it much better?
And I actually was three playersin arcade.
Yeah, I give it. I mean that.
That's the only thing that that was missing in my opinion.
I mean, of course the Genesis can handle the digitized

(53:43):
graphics that well, but. And there was a ton of slow
down. Depending on how many people
were on the screen, but that wasin effect, it was.
Such a fun. That was good.
It was such a fun game. And at least he got you could do
with two on two, you know what Imean?
What about the duel? He didn't like those.
That was fun. That looks like the Game Gear.

(54:06):
Version that's. The.
Genesis. That's the Genesis.
That's slam. Look at that buzz.
Buzz killing us. Yo he Powell.
Drive. Anshy Larry.
Anshy, Larry. Is down he Powell tried to relay
those. Anshy Larry is down everybody's.
Shirtless man. Dude, they're fighting in a
warehouse because. This is a warehouse.
Fucking Fight Club. Gary Sherry is humping.

(54:28):
The air the price is like 200. Dollars yo The Grudge matches.
Were funny, dude. Crazy.
It was better. Than those fights are better
than St. Yeah, yeah, it was jumping on.
The floor I don't like. That what is that?
What is that very sussent? Boy, that was a big splash, man

(54:50):
it. Was a big splash.
I remember enjoying this. In the arcades, so much so when
they brought it to Genesis, I was like, it's actually no get
that guy out of here. I'm.
Actually very happy with it. This is gonna.
Be on my games that. Didn't hold up well, but I
didn't stay. I think one of us, Sepfire,
didn't really hold up that well making the chats with someone
through it, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But that game was fun. I.

(55:11):
Don't. Care.
It's still fun. The graphics didn't hold up
well, though. I like double kicking.
Someone in the face with my boy in the red tie.
Yes, that's not. I like his name.
I knew his name. Everybody the.
Guy probably wore red. Everyone was.
You can't change that. They could change the gear.
I picked bus. You could.
You couldn't change that color, whatever then.
Double, double kick, he's. Live the double kick, dude.

(55:35):
Yeah, Ty was my favorite. Ty was my dude and he was like
he was. Like God, I was used to lose
whenever. I played as Cato.
He didn't really have any. Special like he had no range.
Yeah, he had a He had a move. It was like a punch combo.
He was like. I tried to pick him.
But buzz was I like the body. Buzz getting mad?
This guy's getting mad. Run Kendo.

(55:56):
Off, he used. To throw people on top of the
car and then you see the dents in the hood.
I don't think I ever jumped. On anyone in this game like
that. I didn't know you could do that.
Yeah, yeah. I only stopped them because.
JJ was spamming that. Double kick all the time.
Yeah, I love big buzz. I don't like those he's I got.
I only played the arcade. Version once.
I've never really played the arcade version.

(56:17):
Was a. Dream.
To be honest, I would. I would be curious to see what
an indie developer would do witha Pit Fighter.
For today I would be very. Good.
I would know. I would not.
Know I would know if we could doa new.
Age digital. I would.
I would hope it. They would keep the three.
Players, there was a Kickstarter.
There was a Kickstarter way back, but I think it was like a
year and a half ago where they had digitized like people,

(56:39):
whatever characters. And it looked good and it
actually had a a large following, but I can't remember
last time I saw a new. Digitized people in the game was
like the VR game where you couldput yourself in it to fight.
What? Yeah, in VR, Yeah, yeah.
So it lost me at the. Well, no, It was like a.
It was like a it was like a camera game.
You put you in it and you could punch and kick, but it was a bad

(57:02):
like it didn't work. It didn't work, but that's the
last time I seen digital characters in the game.
Hold on, let me see. Fighter.
Arcade let me. Let's see, let's.
See the sound better than that? It's still going to look old as
hell. It's.
Still going to look ugly? Let's see the arcade.
Hold on. Three players.
I bet you. Actually, I bet you're not
playing at three players. No, they you got to look for

(57:22):
that, Yeah. This is legit.
Midway, right? This has to be midway because
that looks like the foot in your.
Face dude, it looks like. It looks.
Exactly the same. No, no, it looks better, yeah.
That looks a lot better. Oh, the car wheel.
The car wheel. I don't think I got 3/3. 3/3.

(57:43):
Was. Kill him.
He was killing him. What?
What's happening? With the.
Elbow He hit him with an. Elbow and cheesed the hell out
of him. Stuck.
Hit him. With the stun elbow, bro in
these games. That was.
Terrible, yo. You get the pill, though.
That was a power pill, yo. It doesn't look bad, yo.

(58:05):
Why is? Dropping that out this.
Dude is. Skull.
It's pretty. Ill skull tiles too.
Fast for him. It's totally There you go.
Got knocked out? This was a claim, right?
No, no. Midway.
Midway, Midway. Midway.
Midway. Is owned by a claim though,
right? Same type, yeah.
Yeah, it's. Terrible.
What about? You.
Turb, I'm going to throw out a recent port that was actually

(58:29):
pretty damn good. Skyward Sword.
The Switch that was it came fromthe Wii, but don't they make it
with the same exact? What do you mean?
Like same exact time. What do you?
Mean the main Actually what Sky was it?
No. Okay.
That wasn't the same. I was like it was an
improvement. Okay, I'll give you.
That it was an improvement? Yeah, it wasn't improvement. 60
frames, 10 AP resolution and they gave button controls
instead of just exclusively motion control, which should

(58:52):
have been an option. Actually, was it?
Was it always an option or you had to play with the motion
controls on you had to play motion controls on the wee one?
Yeah. So they improve.
The frame rate it was, yeah, it's 60 frames.
Wow. It's a real because it was on
the way. It was 480 P 30 frames, so now
it's 1080P60 frames. Why is he murdering?
Those guys, they were just sleeping and no Twilight.
Princess, It was far to switch. Not yet.

(59:15):
Not yet. They have.
They. They have, Yeah.
He's kind of going to figure. Something out because it came
out with the HD if they did thislike I.
I want to see how, how it would be tough to do.
You know what I mean? Like.
What do? You mean it's the same engine?
As as Sky Sky, Twilight Princess.
Yeah, but they did it for the Wii U.
They came up with, you know, remastered versions, you know,

(59:36):
for Twilight Princess and Wind Waker for the Wii U.
And everyone's like bring him tothis.
Look at that loud I. Don't know what they're
thinking. You know, they're trying to, you
know, like I think I was mentioned this one time in the
previous podcast. No, no idea what happened.
There, Sorry, dude. No need to.
No need to. Move up.
I've raised the volume so you lean back.
I mentioned this in Discord before.
The reason why why I think Nintendo hasn't done it yet

(59:57):
because they have to think of anenhancement for those ports so
they could justify charging you 4999, which is probably what
they want to do. I have an idea.
Why don't they? Just charge you less.
No, it's not worth Nintendo because.
People buy it anyway, man. Not worth it to Nintendo.
They want to Charlie Mac in the building.
What? I'm sorry, you.
Got to do, he said. He spent so much on pet fighter.

(01:00:21):
Yeah, Big fighter, was that. Game, though probably, probably
had a. Laundromat That's why I.
Would see big fighter. It was everywhere, dude.
Pizza, pizza. I was it was the time out and
all that. Yeah, yeah.
Pizzerias, laundromats. That was like before the.
Actual fighting game? What a whole renaissance bizarre
in the chat. Skyward Sword button controls
for the Switch one. They did that.

(01:00:41):
It's pretty cool. Nice.
Pretty cool. No motion controls, so they have
enough. You could do it with no motion.
Controls what's? That's dope, but you still have
to use. The right analog for the sword
strikes, which I kind of loved and I wish that would happen in
futures all this, but you know, it is worth it.
Okay. All right.
I got a few but I'll. Start off with.
It's always fun to talk about the bad ones though, Yeah.

(01:01:03):
So I'm going to start with GrandTheft Auto Trilogy for the
Switch. Oh oh wait, I think so they
ported 1. Well, 3-4 and five kind of.
Wait, wait, what was it? What was?
Yeah, it was, but they weren't. Kind of.
No, it was. Vice City.
San Andreas and three And it wasn't.

(01:01:24):
The best port it. Was probably the worst port in a
long time. I played it without the without
the updates and it wasn't as baduntil the screen turned red and
my game was set mid game mid play through, but.
Just the things that people weredoing in the game and the way
the rain effect was, the way thefog was, the way the the way

(01:01:48):
they drew some of the clothes onpeople different.
Sometimes they make their arms extra long.
It's just. What they?
Was lazy and they they're big games.
Don't get me wrong, they do lookbetter than the old game.
Well, they used AI to, but it was fake, that's how.
They were lazy. Like people at home have done a

(01:02:10):
much. Better job of updating this like
AI should. Be is a tool that you use to
upscale it. Just upscale.
It right. It looks like you still have to
look at the material before you release it to the public.
It looks four months away from being released.
Well, it took about. It took about four months to
actually get this to run decently.
That's crazy. So it did get better.

(01:02:30):
And listen, these are classic games.
And they do play better than theoriginal.
The original does look old as hell.
Now they just. Popped up on the top of the.
That's how you play the game, but.
It's still fun. But the port was like.
Come on. All right, They just they just
they just did not get you. Can't tell, yeah.
It just it was a cash grab bro throw.

(01:02:51):
Out a game. Look at the.
Outside the car. Look at his arm.
Easy. Easy, easy dude on the bikes.
The how long their arms get in that jacket.
The picture that you see online is the worst.
And they always find it. Yeah, they always find the worst
picture and just put it everywhere.
But yeah, I wouldn't suggest playing these.

(01:03:12):
Yeah, but they did update it. They did, they did update it.
But yeah, yeah, you felt. Through the.
Just waiting and it just gets in.
Is that now I'm good? Don't.
Worry about it. I'm good, yeah.
James said Drag and drop render exactly.
James said he. Never sees it get any love but

(01:03:32):
Dragon Ball Z Kakura port for the switch and press the hell
out of him right up there with one of the best ports.
So the Dragon Ball on the switchis.
That's on my. Really good.
Even the fighting game like Dragon Ball Fighters.
Dragon Ball, no Dragon Ball games on the Switch.
They're all great ports, all great ports, and that's what it
looks like on the Switch. They did a great job, great job.

(01:03:54):
It runs better on. More powerful systems, you know.
Well, it got to 60 I think on the PlayStation.
Five in the series, XI would like it to look more like.
Dragon power, but yeah. Dragon Power.
It's awesome on the Switch. Though she forgets I have this.
Game I got. To play it, What if they bought
Dragon Power? Back out if these graphics like

(01:04:15):
I didn't want. To play dude I.
Hate that. When I was like six, I was like
6 years old. Before we knew it was Dragon
Ball, I'm. Like what is this crap?
It was, yeah, it was real bad. But yeah, I do have to play
Kakara at some point because I never really watched the show.
Same here. Not storyline.
Actually, that's perfect. Not storyline.
I never watched it. That is actually perfect for
you. No, the game I watch.

(01:04:35):
It out of order, the game will make you appreciate.
The story better than the anime and get your head when some
characters get scrubbed up. For no reason, I just saw my
dude get turned to a candy. When I watch the show, so I who?
Yeah, when? Boo made somebody at Chocolate.
Bar oh tomorrow. And I was like, damn it, like, I
know the characters, but I don'tknow the storyline disrespect of

(01:04:57):
having that happen to your fucking character as one of the
first episodes. I watched all this are my
favorite. Well, actually I've seen I've.
Seen freaking once you go out dead like numerous times.
Goku has been dead numerous times when I was watching the
show, and he's always running onan endless rainbow now.
Whatever like so so make way. Some.
Nameless rainbow. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

(01:05:18):
Jeez. Talking to some Blue Man who's
actually black. What?
No, it's. The.
Popo. It's the Popo, this King Kai
with the glasses. And then no.
Popo is black circle. Black.
I always see that. Guy that.
Was good. Yeah, yeah.

(01:05:38):
One thing I got to give to Dragon.
Ball Super. It gave, especially during the
tournament of power, like a lot of characters were allowed to
shine. Everyone loves the tournament.
Of power, man. I saw the end of that I.
Saw the end of super great arc. So fire.
Great arc, but yeah. I do have to try that game.
I do have it for the Switch. I thought of a.

(01:05:58):
You're up. I actually.
Thought of. 1 While you were talking I thought of 1 actually.
Arcade port to the Sega Genesis of Game Ground.
Game ground, Yeah. The With the exception of not
making it three players, everything else was bounds.
Leaps and bounds better than youdid.
We get an extra stage on the. Genesis 1 And that was the

(01:06:19):
world, yeah. Yes.
Yes. It played so much better.
It was. Everything felt better.
It wasn't cheap. The speed of it was better.
The remake wasn't as good. No, it wasn't.
The Genesis is the best one. It's crazy.
It moves perfect. Yeah, but it was 3 plays because
while playing the new. One make it better.
The one that we played recently,I'm like.

(01:06:40):
I remember enjoying this game. I fucking hate this game.
That was a perfect arcade port though the 2nd.
Was like a perfect arcade port, but it just, it was the Genesis.
Genesis one was amazing. It's a superior game and added
like when you got a character that you actually like, oh, I
don't want to lose this character like it, But when you
played the arcade, you're like whatever, you're just a body to

(01:07:01):
die, you know, It's a funny, weird game.
I it. Really is every time I think a
gang ground, I'm like, do I wantanother one?
Like, does that style hold up? You know, like when I get
excited, It would have to be completely different.
Now you would have to change. Strategic certain strategy of it
has to be. Way, way better.
But you have to keep some, but characters have to be different.

(01:07:21):
Yes. Enough, I'll play.
It like in a in a. But in the Gears of War type
style with different, with characters that are totally
different and they really make the the maps work.
Yeah, and maybe add an overhead type, but you can still hide
behind stuff. I honestly wouldn't know how to
do it. I would do it in like a like
keep that perspective. Perspective that way, but you
can hide like kind of have it. In 3D and overhead.

(01:07:44):
So you can have 3D mechanics butwith the overhead type of, yeah,
but you can have high stuff and like pop out and get with the.
Same with the same premise of that.
Exit at the end, Get at the end.Yeah, yeah.
It has to be that you. Have to gain ground.
Wow. It's like the football game.
Wow. That was.
Surprised it wasn't, dude. That was one of my favorite.
Genesis Games. I love that.
I love that game. But as it is though, you can't.

(01:08:06):
It doesn't doesn't hold up the. Way it is.
I could play the Genesis one andhave a good time with it.
I told a I told a certain stage,yeah, it's like the third stage.
Is this like? Futuristic stage?
Futuristic stage I hated the futuristic.
Stage it's it's that's hard as hell it.
Wasn't done right. It wasn't done right.
There was no new characters thatyou pick up.
It's the ones that die. That, you know, if they die, you
got to get you guys and that wasextra, right?

(01:08:27):
That was extra stage that one no.
The extra stage was like the war.
It was like a. War zone stage.
Yeah, it was a war. It's funny Charlie Mack brought
up that, he said his son loves to play that game.
Remember our brother Chris? He recently started playing some
game ground with his son. It was on the on the.
IT was on some disk. He got for.
He said, Oh, I. Remember this game?
I'm like, yeah, game ground is oh, he got happy for a second

(01:08:49):
and he said Oh yeah, and. After the first.
World, you were probably pissed he was like this.
Did it always look like this? If you talk to a.
Person. Who doesn't play?
Any games anymore and only remembers Genesis and it?
Play emulation. It hasn't seen these games in 30
years. When you go back and your kid

(01:09:10):
mind. Shows.
You what these games actually look like You'll you're
surprised and it's. Not a good thing.
Not just Genesis, not a good thing.
I would just, I wouldn't say that just about it, not just
Genesis. Genesis hate in there.
I'm just saying that particular instinct I felt.
I got offended. Listen, do you play Last Battle?
I was talking about. Last battle I got terrible, but
that's terrible. When you kick someone.

(01:09:30):
Yes, those sounds, early Genesissounds are nasty.
You can't tell me they are. I don't.
Know why? That's the.
Choice for a kick? Yeah, it's back up.
Back up. But yeah, I mean, look, if
you're looking at that or you'relooking at like.
Casavan 4 is totally different. Look that holds up.

(01:09:51):
And those sounds hold up like it's different of that
particular game. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Let's say that's early and that's early.
That's totally. Different, but.
But yeah, it's funny to see somebody and you don't get that
chance a lot, cuz we we play these games every year for the
past whatever years and we know what they look like.
Yeah, yeah. And we know.
What's up with We know what's bad?
But to see somebody who hasn't for that many, and then you get

(01:10:12):
the reaction, it's like, yo, this is crazy.
No, it's not. Speaking of reaction, I have a
recommendation here. Space Ace.
Now look at the arcade. Oh, wait, you feel I got it
fairly recently, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Look at the arcade. Oh, you're talking about the
port. The port.
No, no, this is the arcade. I'm just showing the arcade,

(01:10:35):
just showing you, hey, look. This is the game play in the
arcade. Okay.
Now let's switch to this SNES. The Super Nintendo version, I
mean. That's the same.
This this game. So bad.
That's the same. This game was terrible stuff.
This is one of the worst. It looks like I drew that shit.

(01:10:56):
This is the worst Super NintendoThis is.
Why you got? This has to be by far the.
Port. Ever.
Why does it in history? Is that the word Thor?
This is. No, it's a port game.
It's a, it's. Called Space Ace.
Why does he have duck bills? And I got.
I got fooled. Because I saw the cover and it's
the same exact shit as the arcade.
Wow, I thought she just jumped to the side.

(01:11:17):
I have no. Room where you want me to bro
this game is. This is the ports back in the
day. People aren't used to this
nowadays. Because then they say Switch
port isn't the exact same game as the Xbox One and the VS5.
I'm like, well, back when we were playing games from arcades,
we used to see games like that and we're like, yo.
That's not the same game, but that's a port of the game,

(01:11:37):
right? And for, like, Game Boy, like,
yeah, that's. What?
Like ghouls and ghosts, but not quite.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like there's something off.
Not quite. There's something off about it.
Something they don't. Know they don't know what a port
is, it could. Be like a timing or something
like that. The controls sluggish or
something like something is off.Bad.
Yeah, yeah, Terrible. And it's usually they can't.

(01:11:58):
Play Call of Duty Exact same. Game One thing, they used to be
totally different games, yeah. But they were on there now.
Yeah, that was a bad blockbusterrental.
That's like when you think it's good and you get it back,
you're. Like, well, at least this has
gotten in three days. Dude, that looked terrible.
It looked like a bad toe jam andthat's.
Awful. Like the way he was moving.
Yeah, it looks that was awful. The stupid warp.
That was Toe Jam and Arrow. But wrong game?

(01:12:19):
Yeah, that was very bad. All right.
What you got, Chuck? Arguably the greatest arcade.
To a home system. Ever.
Oh, we know it. I know, obviously.
Marvel versus Capcom. Two for the Dreamcast.
This was a great it's like the same shit.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
It's like exactly the same. Some frames, some frames, no.

(01:12:42):
From arcade, yeah, it's always you don't notice though hating
Jay. There goes, there goes that.
No, there goes the hate. Yes, very great port.
There goes the hate. The memory in the system didn't
allow it, but hey, very. It was a great port.
It was Naomi. Yeah, there's an only port.
So that's what Dreamcast was andthe PlayStation couldn't handle
it. That was that was my favorite.
Part the PlayStation, whatever PlayStation was out at the time.

(01:13:03):
I think it might have been. PS2 The needed the RAM card
could not handle. The Saturn couldn't without the
RAM card. Well, PlayStation couldn't do it
at all. The tagging.
The Saturn game would stop. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're talking about X-Men versus Street Fighter and?
Like Marvel Superheroes, this was for Dreamcast and I think
PS2. Yeah, now the Dreamcast version.
PS2. I love the, I love the design on

(01:13:25):
Storm that started. That's my favorite, that 90s,
that 90s look. So dope.
Yeah, looks. So showing no skin but looks
epic. So yeah, looks.
So that's very tight. It's very tight clothes.
Yeah. Whatever, man.
It's been tight, but it's still.Dope.
It's a tampon. I forgot Trombon was in this.
Yeah, Trombon. Yeah, Surprisingly, no one

(01:13:45):
knows. Who that is, I do.
I didn't know it's a very expensive game for Mega Male Age
this time. Let me see, let me just pull up
a side by. Side Let's see that you just saw
a game play from you know why Dreamcast did it so well?
Because it had 3D background. And Capcom was basically making.
Games for them, basically. Capcom system?

(01:14:05):
Pretty much, yeah. Dreamcast was.
Capcom system. By extension also, do you guys
see a difference? Let me see what's that?
This is the arcade version. Okay, yeah, that clown's.
Like more rendered. Wow.
A little bit of these. Darker nose.
The darker nose. Wow.
Nice to see the stage. I don't see the difference from.
They're not the same characters.I was never.

(01:14:27):
Able to really use jogging up all right.
It takes like captus swing. But that's a lot of.
Sprites too. Man, that's crazy.
Juggernaut versus the Hulk Bash?Bash, yeah.
I mean in. The common it never.
Lasted that long? No, You just take the helmet
off. No, he didn't even take the I.
Remember I saw a comic? Where Juggernaut was trying to
fight the Hulk, the Hulk punchedhim so hard his helmet flew off

(01:14:48):
and he just flew like into an ocean.
I was like, damn. So he just killed the man.
God clown. He just killed the man.
No, he can survive underwater. He's too heavy.
He's a fish. The armor is too heavy.
No, no Juggernaut can survive underwater.
He doesn't need air to breathe. He's.
I even know I powered my magic. I can't even tell you.
Last time I even heard of Juggernaut, the comic.
I think long time. I think he recently got killed
again. I think these days.

(01:15:13):
That the X. Men have been getting
slaughtered, like multiple timesbecause they know, because they
can. According to like whatever
island they're staying on, they can regenerate them.
Yeah, I haven't heard much aboutthem back.
So this is what his story's? Doing, yeah, yeah.
After they. Vanished them out.
I haven't followed it, X-Men. It's wild.
Wow. It's.

(01:15:34):
Wild. Wow, that's how.
About you, Attack on Titan. Tight wild man.
I'll get two of these out of theway cuz they're both Sega Ages
Switch games. Outrun is original album.
Yeah, it's the arcade. Version by AM 2.
M2, Yeah, M2. Yep, it's the.
Only 60 frame version of outrun that you can find.

(01:15:55):
And they have, And it was 30 frames in the arcade originally,
I think so, yeah. Yeah, yeah. 30 frames originally
and if you play. It like if you unlock Outrun and
they fist no * Lost paradise 30 frames.
If you unlock it for Shenmu Outrun 30 frames.
All right, what? Saturn had the best one besides
that, right? Maybe that was a 60 frame that
might. Have been, that might have been.
But the switch ones, definitely.60 frames Got three additional

(01:16:18):
tracks. What about European battle?
Outrun, what about that one? There's still 4 to that.
And let's see, Fancy star SecondAge is.
Fancy Star is a great, Oh yeah, original one.
That is a great port. It looks they have the map they.
Added the map, they add the onscreen map.
And that just makes a. World of difference.

(01:16:40):
Can't believe that. Should add no map back.
Yeah, that's right. They're wild and no map back.
In the day. It was terrible, terrible,
terrible. And we did it back then.
We freaking did it. Ages.
You know, it's like, yeah, this is, it's got the map in the
lower. Left corner it's got, you know
it still couldn't make it full screen though.

(01:17:01):
That's the way it looks, I think.
No. Yeah, I think you can.
It's one of the filters I. Think it's that.
It's. I thought this was like, no.
It's a skin. OK now I'm looking at the boss
cuz I'm like wait I don't remember that dude.
It still looks good. Considering, I mean, you might
be like, yeah, it's not, that's not good.
It's like the animation, the animation of that game was

(01:17:21):
great. It was great.
It still holds up like we're talking last time.
About games that don't hold up. And I was like Dragon Warrior
doesn't hold up. Dragon Warrior and Joel was
getting mad better and I'm like fancy star holds up.
I was like you could look, you could play it and it's it's
nicely paced. The animations still look good.
When you're going to like gross,man.
It looks gross. That's gross.
Well, if you're going to play Fancy Star Original, that's the

(01:17:43):
1:00 to. Go Yeah.
Absolutely. And that's.
Not even. That's the only one.
That's the only time it came to.Any other system, right?
I can't actually know. It's on Game Boy Bats.
They had a collection. I think they might have had
that. They had a collection of 1/2.
And three is that Pikachu band. I was about to ask the same
question, man. I was about to ask my you.
Pikachu was inspired by. Mayu from Fancy Star.

(01:18:04):
I think it's Mew Mayu Meu. You always said every name
wrong, probably, yeah. That's I didn't.
Not old it's not. Olden like stop it, Charlie Mac.
Saturn Out Room with 60. Yeah, OK yeah, that was probably
the only other version that was 60 frames.
Very random before you go next day.
Sorry. I want to know how elevator

(01:18:26):
action Part 2 is for the damn itthat was my I still on my head I
know those that was actually that was my next port.
I'm talking about two. I'm talking about Part 2.
Yeah I want for for the Saturn. Those that don't know Charlie
Mackey is the. Saturn expert.
If we would get, if we would gethim on the show, it would be all
about Saturn. That's I've been the best
podcast all time. He had it all.

(01:18:47):
He had it all. Yep.
Well, all right. Let me see, that's how I.
Actually played a lot of those. Because I didn't really have it.
Let me see. What do I got here?
Oh, I got a funny one. All right, Doom on a pregnancy
test. I.
Wanted to see the weirdest. Thing Doom got ported to.

(01:19:09):
They said it got ported to a pregnancy test.
How the hell did they do that? And it's an.
Actual thing. I don't.
Even know how, if I can find footage of this shit, man, I'm
going to type it up. I'm going to see if I can find
it, respond. But it was great to see that
because I was like, oh, I want. A calculator.
And I was like, no on a pregnancy test.
It's a meme for how much Doom isin freaking.

(01:19:31):
Ported to Yeah, it's the most ported game or in history.
Or something like that, they said.
It had a chip in. Hold on, hold on is it?
Is it? The foot you got.
The footage. God, stop.
Oh. Hold on.
I can't hold on man. Let me just had a chip in it and
it was available this. Is insane somebody actually.
How could you see it? Like what is happening?

(01:19:53):
What is This is Doom? I don't know what's going on.
That's the game. The game is 3 D.
Holy shit, I didn't know that. I didn't even.
Know there was that much. Technology.
In the fucking pregnancy? Who would have thought?
You are not the Father. Blast.
You're not the father. Wow.
You get shot in the head. Well, that's one way to get rid

(01:20:14):
of A and you. Can almost see it.
So what happens? If you win, do you do you get
the like because it? You're not a father or something
like that. Does it change the?
Results of the pregnancy test ifyou beat the game.
Well, if you lose, yeah, you. It depends.
On what you want the. Outcome to be yeah, if you beat
the game. Then you get your.

(01:20:34):
You get the No, that's crazy. Crazy.
Camera that is, that's. Yeah.
By far, that's the craziest. Punched him in the face.
That's somebody actually uploaded this is.
Only a minute. Long how many views that's got
this is 2 years ago. They fucking put Yeah, wow.
I. Didn't even get that.
That's through a video camera 200 and 58,000 views, which is
not that. Much.

(01:20:55):
Well, not a lot of people know about it. 250,000 views.
That's a lot of views. So you'll put the.
Link in the chat. I need to.
And that's through. A video camera.
I want to put it to the Wow. Who has the time?
I don't. Know it's got to be something
that automatically. Puts do on anything.
Yeah, as long as it's capable ofdoing.
Just have nothing to say about it.
Cuz I remember hearing that it was on a Casio calculated.

(01:21:18):
I see. Can I put this on?
Wow. That's all I gotta say is wow.
Hold on. All right.
Yeah, hold on a second. But that I had to.
I had to put that on there. I respect it.
That's great. I'm putting it in.
The chat, there you go. A doom port to the pregnancy
test? Yeah, see?
So I, like you said, he's gonna put it on the sun's sky.
There you go. Those things cost like a. 100

(01:21:39):
bucks, man. Well, this is about DOOM.
Like getting something. To run Doom, cuz it's the meme.
It's just, yeah, like what can Iget to run them?
They optimize it so well. They programmed it so well that
it can run practically anything.Wow.
Yeah. And that was smooth.
Yeah, that was. Still smooth?
Yeah, Okay. And it was pretty damn good.
It's funny that it's wow. Man, that's funny.

(01:22:00):
Pregnant. What about Eric?
I got 2. Nice.
Two quick ones that came to mind.
Nice. A good one and a bad one.
I'm gonna go with the good one first.
Okay from the arcade straight tothe Sega Genesis.
Golden X not. Anymore, Yeah, not.

(01:22:21):
Anymore. Nobody heard that.
What do you think of it was? It a good port.
I thought it was an incredible port.
Yeah, very. Very, very good port.
I thought it was. Better to be honest.
Same thing with Gang Ground. I have to.
It's got more content like, you know, Death Bringer.
At the end of the you know that that stage after you first beat
I guess Death out of junior, they called him.
Then you just kill Death Bringerlater or whatever that that was.

(01:22:43):
That was a whole extra part thatwas added to the Genesis.
The Genesis ports I have to put the.
Arcade first, hold up. Let's see, this is always add
something else to the game. Always add something.
So this is the Arcade version. So you watch the arcade?
Looks good, looks. Exactly.
That looks very good. It looks good, right?
That's pretty Genesis one there.And now we're gonna switch to

(01:23:04):
the. Genesis version.
Let's see. Let me see if I can.
Find the same part all right. There we go.
It's the same shit, right? Not bad.
It's the same shit. It looks very.
It's not bad. You'll see a little graphical
differences like you know when. You're like on a stage where.
You're on the big ass eagle, andthat's when you'll see the

(01:23:25):
difference, right? Yeah, it's like that.
Eye moves. And like eyes.
Moving in the arcade but in Genesis just stays still but you
know it but it looks good thoughyeah it is a it is a good
looking it takes talent to to program like.
To to port a game you know especially like well, the arcade
was more, it was more. Powerful than the genesis?
Yeah, Especially because you're limited in resources, so.
It's like you gotta you gotta bemore creative.

(01:23:46):
That was a good port though. Yeah.
Soundtrack was so dope in that too.
Goldnecks had like its own. Unique soundtrack, yeah.
Yeah. Extra.
With the. Official Golden Axes.
Yeah. And yeah, he had the real golden
axe in his. And wait, he had two.
Two. So this is our Hench men.
That wouldn't die. They don't die.
I think so, yeah. The skeletons, Yeah, So the guys

(01:24:07):
with the. The armor, the red armor, and
the sword and the shield. They don't fucking die.
They don't die. Wait.
Or was it the skeletons? The skeletons?
Skeletons don't die. Yeah, they.
Keep coming back, skeletons. The one So in case you guys
missed that, this is the arcade and this is the genesis.
Genesis was dope. Man.
This is the arcade genesis. Arcade Genesis, but in Arcade,
there they go. Wow, this is it.

(01:24:27):
Looks very similar man. They'd be cursive.
Wow. They'd be cursive in Arcade.
I actually do like the Genesis better.
I'm. Switching back and forth, I
could hear the sound effects. I love the sound.
Of the bum rush the. Sounds are good.
Sounds is so cool, but the musicon that is good.
That's surprisingly in early Genesis.
Yeah, going back to the shit. Yeah, now that was.

(01:24:49):
Such a difference between. Good Genesis game and a bad
Genesis game. When it came to sounds and
execution. If you get a bad one, you're
like, that was that was the sameengine as Streets of Rage,
right? I'm not.
Sure, I think it was. The same, The same.
What up? Not, Not Sir.
Not Sir. But for my bad port?

(01:25:10):
What's that? Straight from the PlayStation to
the SIG? Saturn.
Resident Evil. Oh there's a couple of bad ports
from PlayStation Saturn, there was yeah, there was.
You can throw to to shin in there you.
Can throw a few of them. Oh.
There, wipe out to Shin. But Resident Evil was a special.
A special one. Saturn because I, you know, I

(01:25:31):
didn't own a PlayStation, so I played it through sticks Stark
and I always. I fell in love with part one.
I loved it so much, but I had tohave it for myself.
So I got the Saturn One and you realize and the difference?
It's all. It was the exact same game.
It's the same game, but it's thegraphical difference.
It's this muddy sound differencetoo.

(01:25:51):
It's muddy looking. It's, yeah.
Sound differences, yeah, but my.Favorite because it was so bad
that I like it better in the Saturn One.
It's a zombie sounds because it was so bad.
It was bad. It sounded like someone had a
cold. Yeah, like you like it for the
wrong reasons. Yeah.
It's like it's not because it gets sound.
You don't like it because it's good.
You like it because it's bad. I don't understand.

(01:26:12):
It's a charm. To that though, I don't
understand why the sound was different at all.
It's on a CD. No understand, it's on a CD.
Well, it's Sony. Sony had better.
Sony is a sound. They're known for music and
sound. And then you got Saturn.
Well, the. Gunshots sounded the.

(01:26:33):
Well, they can never get the sound.
Anyway, they had how many different soundtracks with you
while you're getting, while you shoot them, they would put the
remix. Like when on the remix disc that
they had, they would mess up thefull motion video and not have
that. They'd have that cut off.
They have the wrong sounds on the wrong music on the disc
name. They were.
They didn't. Do it on that.
They weren't. They didn't have one team.
Sega wasn't known for Sound Man.They weren't known for.

(01:26:57):
Sony was, so that's what. But I'm saying it's a CD, man.
I know. I think they rushed it.
I think they said sound. Fans, but they had the rerecord.
Why did you have to rerecord it cuz?
I told you it was better, but Saturn had the ill.
Sprites though they did. Sprites are.
What it should have been leaps and bounds was better.
Leaps and bounds. The stalls should have been.
They should have been 800 of stalls on the system.

(01:27:18):
But America, according to whoever was big in these games,
America didn't want to see no 2Dgames, man.
Listen gonna 7, gonna 7. Was all right.
You didn't get to see that because it was 2D Terrible.
Oh man, that's what the sound. Was like Chad, Chad throw out
some. Ports that Y'all think were good
or bad and we'll we'll read themall Alright, it's like 3 more,

(01:27:40):
but go ahead. Yeah, so this is a.
A Saturn port. Yeah, I love Saturn.
All right. And this one is Elevator Action
for the Saturn Okay. This was only released in Japan,
but I did play this and it's a good damn port, cuz it's
identical to the art. Is it the sequel?
It's the sequel. Yes, Okay.
But it's called. Yeah, It's.
Called Elevator. Returns S tribute.

(01:28:05):
Yeah, man, I said. He swaps whack.
On the disc, well, from the arcade, the port, yeah, it's it
was well, yeah, it's different, completely different.
Looks like this. So.
I I enjoyed it at the time. The arcade.
I thought it was with the sign, the people, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, this is amazing.
This is amazing. Oh, that's great.
Elevator and I just recently gotit on the.

(01:28:26):
Saturn on. The Saturn.
It's on the Switch. It's expensive as hell to put a
real game, right? Wow, that makes sense.
And it's Coop. I'm going.
To get the zillion vibes. From the characters on the web,
right? So you just ride the elevator?
Yeah, well, you gotta kill everybody in the it's.
Kind of like Rolling Thunder with an elevator, right?
Or it's basically techno cop with a yes.
Techno Cop, Techno cop with goodgraphics, good music, good game

(01:28:48):
play and it's a late 80s game with elevator.
Also, Narc Vibes that dog. Is burning to the wow that was
violent. No, it's still burning.
It's burning. It's techno.
Copper good. Just.
Walk through the fire. Yo, the guns though.
No, the game is. It's dope.
Yeah, my man got crushed in the.Elevator shaft Yep, I would rock
with. The I would play this, I would

(01:29:09):
actually. I got it.
I got it. Switch action squad.
I just recently picked it. Up for the switch.
So can I see elevator action on NES?
I just wanna see. I want to say all this like a
guy cuz I remember renting this at RKO video way back.
That's before Blockbuster. Damn.
All right. RKO baby.
RI just wanna. See the how much was it on the

(01:29:29):
switch? I think it was less than 20,
okay. I can't remember if it was 15 or
if it actually got some good music.
I'm eager to play that, to be honest.
That's. One game I didn't play.
At all? No, I bought 1.
I didn't know two came on. Yeah, I'm trying to go back.
I didn't even knew what it was. You said Super Nintendo regular.

(01:29:54):
Even arcade though. Original Original.
Just as a comparison, y'all and.For those who aren't who are
listening, I just looked at the screenshot and just.
Remember that? Yeah, original elevator action

(01:30:14):
and out of here. Nice intro.
Nice intro. What is?
That what is nice. Last sound.
Yes, yes, yes. That wasn't smooth, yo geez.
Yes, I remember this. Who does he look?
Oh man, it looks like urban. It looks like urban.
Champion, right? Looks like I fix it, Kinda fix

(01:30:34):
it, Felix, all these guys. Exactly.
The same what an ever record Ralph and.
Fix it. Feelings.
What an evolution. Five versus SPY.
Wow, I thought the. Explosion that we had on top was
the explosion on the dude. This looks like Atari, man.
It doesn't. Even look not playable.
It's not playable. This looks like Atari.
It doesn't even like it's probably 8484.

(01:30:55):
Oh my 83 or 84. I could be wrong.
I could be wrong. It could be like 87.
That's a. Hell of a fucking evolution.
They should have called it escalator action, cuz it's got
slayers. In there as well trial about the
elevator, you could take the escalator.
People still like it though, man.
Why? It's still a legendary.
It's still a legendary game. Simple, simple game play.

(01:31:15):
So, you know, that's rough. That's rough If it's, that's
rough. As long as it's fun, right?
Right. Sure, you can listen.
People still like Paperboard. I don't.
That's it. I don't.
We love it. That elevator.
Action coming up next? We're gonna go with another port
from the arcade to the Sega Genesis.
Okay Mercs was it. Two players on it.

(01:31:39):
It's the one, no, it was three players, three players down to
three. Players in the arcade.
No, it was one player down to 1.It was down the water.
Oh, yes, that's right, we were. It killed mercs, yeah.
We were so pissed. It was like.
Honestly the the Genesis versionwas very good.
That was the only that was oh, this is my.
That that was the part that hurtthe most because some three

(01:32:00):
players I remember being broken.Heart over that because that was
in. The same pharmacy that me and
Turbo went to to play Double Dragon.
They eventually moved in Mercs in there and we were.
We loved the Mercs. The mercs was great, but we got
the but we got the story mode inthe Genesis version.
Which was cool. It's plenty of this.
And it had, and it had like six different Mercs, each with a
different weapon. You would think that was S&K.

(01:32:22):
Yeah, right. It was.
It was Capcom. That's Capcom, really.
Then they make up another Mercs later on for the Xbox.
Live And this shit was so impossible.
Mercs three. Yeah, it was impossible.
Why it was like? Commandos Mercs 3.
I didn't know what game it was. Yeah, I don't know.
It was impossible, but yeah, I guess that's.
The the originator like commandois basically what this is.

(01:32:45):
Not a bad pick, man. It's like heavy.
Just like heavy barrel this gameis.
Yeah, they're all relatives. They.
Just ripped everybody's Do you have a Rambo?
First footage of the Arcade 3 player.
Sure. I looked at the Jeeps around.
Remind me of Rambo 3. Actually, yeah.
Do the Jeep. Yeah.
Oh man, Yeah. Mask.
Those games are on my list. Those games are on my list mask
and then one person on the Oh yeah, that was that's on my.

(01:33:07):
List too, man, I just. I was like thinking about it in
my job. One of them was.
You can do the other if you want.
Yeah, but all right. Yeah, hold on one second.
I'm picking. Up Are you looking for getting
Arcade Arcade 10 Wow Three player?
OK, Yep, 3 player. So the screen is so thin, yeah.
Yeah, well, it wasn't it all. Yeah, it was a vertical.
Vertical screen. So yeah, that's why I couldn't

(01:33:28):
get through plays. You could do it on your phone,
yeah. Exactly.
Exactly. That's funny.
Look, wow. As my mom would say everything.
Is Rambo this is exactly. I mean, I can't.
I wouldn't. This is Rambo.
I can't fight on that one. This is overhead.
Contra. So my mom.
Everything is Nintendo. Everything's Rambo.
It's like it's Genesis. No, I.

(01:33:49):
Don't think I played the arcade on this though, much.
Arcade was a shit. Yeah.
I don't remember playing the three players at all.
Then they murdered him. Yeah, that was over.
I. Thought that port was gonna be
multiplayer too. It was a let down, yeah.
But I mean. Well, that's why none of us.
Had it, he had it. E swat was one player.

(01:34:09):
Damn E SWAT was 2 players in thearcade.
One player. One player for Genesis Gang
ground was 3. Players Gang ground was two
players. Well, I didn't have much.
Only thing that was multiplayer like that at home was Bomberman.
That was it, pretty much. And maybe some wrestling games.
Four players, but yeah, nothing.Three.
Who's up? That would be Kev, is it?

(01:34:33):
Super Mario. 1. What about it?
It's an arcade port on the other.
Hand it's a port from the arcade.
What about it? Very good, right.
OK. It's like.
The exact same. It's the same thing.
Sorry I wasn't even. Listening man.
Not bad. I was doing something else.
I hope you have another one. What game you said?
I'm not. I'm not so.

(01:34:53):
Kept. Says Mario Brothers in the
arcade it was. Poured to and and the it's.
Exactly. It's the same game.
They had the. Freaking I feel like and the
answer like they ported the nest.
To the arcade, Yeah, it was the actual Nintendo, man.
That's hilarious. It wasn't even a port.
It wasn't even really a Narcan. Yeah, you could have.
It was a Nintendo and it. Said Pacman.

(01:35:14):
It looks different, actually. Pacman it.
Looks way different. Yeah.
Oh hell yeah. Atari Pacman versus a man.
Super. Mario 3D.
World the Switch. Port from the Wii U.
Mario 64 Port No. Why did Turbo say that like he
was falling asleep? Midway.
So he just want to say a Mario game Super Mario 3D World cuz I

(01:35:34):
had Bowser's fury it. Wasn't it?
Was enhanced. That's what they added.
Yeah, they added that whole thing to it.
You played du Bowser's Fury. I did.
Which I did. It's actually pretty good,
especially if, like, you know, you're coming.
From Mario Odyssey It's actuallya really good freaking 3D Mario
do it. One thing I was like, yeah, you
guys should play those two players.
I remember we were going to haveEric.
I always love these. But the port is.

(01:35:55):
Different though the regular port other than addon.
Other than that, it's no, they didn't really add too.
Much besides the addon, that wasthe newest thing that they did.
Well, any. Oh no, I'm sorry.
They they edit online multiplayer.
That wasn't. Oh, really?
Yeah, that wasn't feature. That's a big deal.
OK, yeah, so that was. That was.
A big thing. That's good.
Like, half of the Switches. Freaking games.

(01:36:16):
This game. This.
Game is awesome. This is my favorite.
Mario game is. This game right here.
Anyway, I have Mario Kart 8. Yeah, cuz that's support.
I have that too. That's true.
Mario Kartney. Yep, I'll throw that in there.
The Lux. I have that Mario Kart Deluxe
because they changed the battle mode from the Wii U version and
they added all the extra stuff. Yeah, after the fact and it's

(01:36:36):
still selling. It's still, yeah, it's.
And then it gets a. DLC pack with 48 extra tracks.
They made it to a live service game.
How you gonna make it to a live service?
Game basically. They virtually did that.
They were like, yo, like, we'll wait till farrier caught.
Nine for the next system? That's crazy.
We'll delve into that mess. We'll delve into that particular

(01:36:58):
game just because it's a big difference.
I'd like to see the double dash roll come.
Back we had two. Races on the That was fun.
That was fun, yo. And.
And they can add a Co-op elementto it.
No, they. Did.
I never played a song the tag. About it?
No, it was in the back. We played it.
Co-op once. Before then, we had two people.
On the cart, one's driving, the other one does the items.
That's incredible. It was a cool switch.

(01:37:19):
Yeah, you can switch it mid race.
Yeah, you. Can switch mid.
Race. Yeah.
Awesome. And it's like each.
Character had their own. They had their own freaking
item. Like a special item that is
unique to just that character. Come on.
It was interesting. A lot of great ideas from Double
Dash that they. Never continued.
That was what? On the GameCube?
That was GameCube too. That was an awesome GameCube.
Had some gems, man. Yeah, look.

(01:37:40):
At that. That was an awesome Mario Kart.
But yeah, but a. Way to milk a freaking game with
a port that's milking the game. That's it for seven years after.
It came out when. Did it come out?
Originally like 2 years. Before that three years,
remember? Is it 10 years now?
Fuck, it has to be like 10 yearsgotta be like 10 years gotta.
Be like a 10 year old man and it's like #2 in the.

(01:38:01):
Charts. It's either 10 or 9 years.
It has. To be it's up there Grand Theft
and that. Oh yeah, in the top five say
it's a Grand Theft. That's crazy.
Of milking. Oh, that's a good topic, right?
It'll be, it'll. Be back on the channels, Milk
franchise Milk. Milk.
I mean that might. Be a topic.
I'm writing that down. I will say I'll say two just to

(01:38:23):
get through this list a little faster.
Final Fight from the arcade to Super Nintendo.
So that port was the. Only thing we had, so
unfortunately Guy wasn't in it though man, unfortunately he
took. Out a character and they made
it. One player, one player.
Bad port. Bad point, bad point.
About that, That's why it was. Better than streets of race.

(01:38:47):
This is why I always talk shit about Final Fight.
You know, people. Act like I hated him.
On the level of arcade. Like, Nah.
But it's. On arcade it could have had a,
you know, better fighting ground.
But at home, yeah, it was streets.
It was never a deep brawler. Final fight it was.
Never deep. It was before that.
It was for all of them because you had one combo, a jump kick
in the throw. Like Double Dragon has a deep
rap system in final. Fight and do the pile driver,

(01:39:09):
though. You had that well he just arcade
and you can do and it and it down.
You had a knee and then a kick. It didn't.
Suck that pipe was. Phenomenal.
Why you showed there? Sorry about that.
That clip is hilarious, but I mean, it looked.
Close to the arcade, but it was one player, unfortunately.
And then they then they had the nerve this is the arcade to come
out with a what was it? A blockbuster exclusive.

(01:39:31):
And then this is the this. Is the SME, It looks better it.
Looks a little bit better at home.
They made it smaller. So it looks sharper.
A little quicker too. But that outfit is horrible.
Yeah, that, But the knife is. Zengif no his outfit is
terrible. But they came out with the
blockbuster exclusive. I believe that was Final Fight
Guy. So they took out Cody, put guy

(01:39:54):
in. But why are we taking people?
Actually this is. More a better representation.
Of. The arcade.
Sorry about that. There you go.
There we go. I never boiled for
Superintendent because I'm like,yo my.
Character's guy. I'm not buying this garbage.
Forget that. But they did come out with one
for the the Sega CD that was probably the best best at home.
Can't tell which one this was. Yeah, the one for the Sega CD.

(01:40:16):
Which was two players. Yeah, it's the same.
But yeah, it had had all three characters.
It had better music than the arcade and you know, it had two
players simultaneous. So I don't know anyone who had
it for Sega CD, and it's probably expensive.
I didn't look it up, but it's probably expensive.
But yeah, and that was one, right I got Street Fighter

(01:40:41):
Alpha. Three for the Game Boy Advance.
The impossible port that was actually Street Fighter Alpha
better came to, came to. Wide and the amount.
Of stuff they put in the game was better than the arcade they
had all it had like. Extra characters that weren't in
the arcade one, and it had an extra character that wasn't Game
Boy Advance, that wasn't in any,yeah, and a chick who was in

(01:41:05):
white or whatever, they added her, There we go.
And it had more characters, different stage backgrounds,
different music all on the Game Boy Advance.
This is on the Game Boy Advance.Yeah, it was upper.
They called it Wow, maybe that was upper, but.
Yeah, it was dope with the two buttons.
Actually 4 buttons. It doesn't look crazy.
What's up with the? There's no health bar.

(01:41:26):
What the hell? Well, I know what you're looking
at right now, but yeah, there's a health bar that might be a
demo. Oh okay, that was probably a
gameplay. Not bad.
Let me. Fast forward, but yeah, this was
an impossible, impossible port on the game, especially
considering what you used to get.
Right. You had Street Fighter Two on
the Game Boy. It was disgusting.
And you had to do like, you had to hit the button harder to
like, yeah, it's ridiculous. Look at the characters.

(01:41:49):
That's pretty. Damn good.
That's crazy. They couldn't even do this on
Super Nintendo. That's nuts because they had
troubles with Part 2 on Super. Yeah, but they put.
A3 on the Game Boy. Whoa, the speed.
Yeah, that's pretty good. You wouldn't even really know
Hub. A fool, Hub.
A fool, especially on a small screen.
It looks a little muddy now. Is it worth a lot?

(01:42:12):
I haven't looked. At the price on that.
But I would, I would probably think so.
I'm going to look that up. Yeah, it's just highly sought
out the game checking advance was good too.
And PSP port they did something to it.
I like the PS:. P That didn't make it the best,
but it was good, no? I like it a lot.
That's I have to have that game on.
That's the. One I played that's like because
obviously it looks better. It's such a small.

(01:42:33):
File too, man. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
But it looks. Yes, it looks better than the
Game Boy bands. One that's crazy.
Final fight CD160 bucks. Oh.
No kidding, 160. Yeah.
Yeah. I thought it was up there.
Damn, it's hard to find, man. Take a CD game.
Come on, that's so fast and it'snot crisscross or Barkley.
Shut up with Jim. Was that on there sewer sharks?

(01:42:55):
I do. Broccoli had a game.
Yeah, yeah. It was kind of like a fake MB A.
It was terrible. It was terrible.
This was terrible Street Fighterworld.
Warrior Supernets, port. Yeah.
Oh, Street Fighter Two was excellent.
That was a great. Point that was one of the great
that's like, wow. When that game came out, cuz we
played had a mode where you can What does it change colors, you

(01:43:18):
can play each other like that wasn't a normal thing.
They couldn't play the Saint character or Saint character.
That's right. That was a new, IT was a code
and they changed. The Yeah, you got the Champion
Edition colors, but you couldn't.
You couldn't play the bosses? Nah, but you could with the Game
Genie and they were broken. Wow, I remember that.
I was like, I could do it. Mad Damage Turbo is way better.

(01:43:40):
Not this guy. The game, Jay, I remember you
being so. Dominant and she.
Fired too, man. Listen.
Don't play me now, Mortal Kombat2.
I remember when she fired 2II. Think doing Phibs what I think.
I think I'm doing Phibs. I think you're doing flips, I
think you said. Doing Phibs.
Telling Phibs Terrible. Terrible.

(01:44:02):
Kind of talking. You're doing flips.
You're doing. Flips you're.
Doing flips telling phibs doing.Flips.
Listen, we. We listen.
We can play. We can all play.
That was a good game. All right, That was my.
I got a bunch. I got.
Two bad ones and a good one. OK, bad one.
Gauntlet from the arcade straight to NES.

(01:44:22):
Oh God. Gauntlet was pain.
Painful. Fuck that on the NES Arcade.
I mean, did you have to find? Stuff in the wall in the
original. You had, you had to find, like
letters, yeah. Because you can.
When you get to the end, you have to spell out something to
fight the last pause, even in arcade.
No, I never got that far in the arcade, but that wasn't there.
That wasn't a positive. That definitely wasn't there in

(01:44:43):
the arcade. There's the arcade.
Yep, because the the Part 2 Gauntlet 2 for the NES was
closest to the arcade because itwas four players and you just
played straight. But yeah, I I wasn't a fan of
This is Midway 2. Again, right?
I could tell Wow. And I loved Gauntlet.
I love. I'm never.
Really afraid of goings for extra help.
Yeah, so this is the arcade I'm showing.
RK looks good, but it's. Like what?

(01:45:05):
Dungeon Dragons, right? And you said for just letting me
go? No, no, Because I'm sorry, NES.
It has. To be inspired by.
Like those types of enemies are like Alright Gauntlet, NES Ghost
and grunts and stuff it. Probably look at that.
Tangen. Yeah dude, just what?
Looking at. The title screen gets me mad.
Well, it looks like a. PC game It's a flashback.

(01:45:29):
Tangen is That was 1995. That was nine.
It was. Like that looks like Tetris.
That's all old, the same old that version.
Was bad, man. That's the Nintendo.
Yeah, I don't like this game. No, I hate and I never liked
that game mechanic. Where you lose health just by
walking the time the time it's the time the cool thing in

(01:45:49):
Gauntlet 4, which is. One of the best gauntlets ever
made. You can get rid of that, or it's
a quest mode. You could like buy weapons and
stuff like that, go down towers,but you don't lose health by
walking. Wow.
So. But.
But one screw that game, remember?
When we were we, we figured out.How to use experience points to
level up our stats a little bit.Like after the second stage, we

(01:46:11):
didn't know it at first. Yeah, wait, hold up.
You could like, upgrade your freaking stats.
Yeah, Force, Force. Awesome.
And the one that. Was on the PS4.
It's probably the best one made Cafe Fox.
It was on the 360. That's the only time I've heard
that of The Simpsons being on the home consoles.
On the 360, another bad one would be maybe PS3 it was.

(01:46:32):
Ported to the 360 Arcade? Yeah, OK, another bad one would
be. Ninja Turtles, yeah, they are
arcade, arcade, arcade. That was.
I moved to the end. We thought it was a great point.
And I'm not talking about not Ninja Turtles.
The original talk about the arcade, yeah, the port, port.
It was a bad port at the. Time.
It was a good port for the time for the time.

(01:46:54):
It was like we were like, oh, this game is fired.
Because we played turtles. One, because we played Turtles
One. It was like, this ain't the
arcade. What is this?
And that was it was like she. It was.
It was. They tried for the technology.
It was like, oh. God and it was.
Two players, At least they tried.
Yeah, but yeah, it doesn't. Whatever, you know.

(01:47:15):
And The funny thing is the one thing.
Nice fight, by the way. That's.
Exactly how you fight. And they and the thing that had
you hooked. From the arcade is you know the
combo when you're throwing foot soldiers and there's no throw
right in the in the in the the port.
So they when when the the sequelManhattan Project came out they
had this awkward ass throw whereyou go like this, you flip them

(01:47:36):
like a pizza, you're throwing foot soldiers like a fucking
pizza. You all saw that right?
And now this is the actual arcade version.
It's the Ageless. It's the Ageless One.
It never gets siren. And I still love this game.
It never gets old, dude. See.
Like that, just that animation. Right there.
The flip. Obviously I like Turtles in Time
better, but yeah, listen, this game is classic.

(01:47:58):
Still fun. Look at it and shres revenge
those in. Both Look at our ghost face back
there and that shows you the hell of a job that shredders
revenge. Yeah.
Such an incredible job, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, do.
You have any more I've? A good port.
Great, great port. What's that?
Double Dragon Two from the arcade to the Yes that counts.

(01:48:21):
That's a hell of a fucking port that doesn't play.
Anything like the original what it did the opposite take on the
port of the first one to the Nintendo, which was a downgrade
kind. Yes, it was, because it wasn't.
It was definitely a downgrade and it was like a role player
and the moves were dope. But.
It just. But two.

(01:48:42):
Two was, dude, I It's so different that I don't remember
beating the arcade game. And I love Double Dragon.
I showed you. Yeah, I don't even remember
beating that. Wasn't the last boss, so I got
the arcade I'm going to. Load it up now we got the last
boss in the arcade was just youryour reflection shadow.
Yeah, shadow. Maybe they didn't put the there
was no shadow of the difficulty of I know and the arcade, right?
Yeah, the shower. It's garbage, dude.

(01:49:03):
It looked exactly like part one.Yeah, it's the same thing.
It's a little darker, yeah. And I hated what they did with
the punches and kicks, though. They had the black and the
white, which is different than the red and the blue.
But it was there. A knee in the arcade?
No, no, no. No, no knee.
There was a spin kick. There was a spin kick.
Yeah, right. They took a lot of my money in
the arcade, but I don't rememberplaying through this game.
I never liked the arcade and then.
You got the classic which. You think would be a super

(01:49:24):
downgrade, but it's just a way better game with two buttons.
Got the Super upper. Cut the spin.
There it goes. There it goes.
Now come on, Heather. Damn it.
With two buttons, man. Masters, I can't.
Play all The Beatles with no Dash anymore.
It's Double Dragons Classic. You have to play it again.

(01:49:46):
Show some respect this. Rage 4 doesn't have a freaking
dash. No, no one character does.
I think Shiva. Has a dish that dish wow Shiva
and. No, Shiva I think has a you
could play. As the What's it called?
3 sweet 3 characters. And they have it.
Yes they actually they have. They have the dash.
Yep, Yeah, I thought Adam has a dash.

(01:50:08):
He has a I think current Gen. Adam has a dash.
With a run, he has a run. He has like, a skip forward,
yeah, like a skip forward, yeah.That's what Shiva has like a
little skid dash into a kick. I want to play that again.
Do you have any other shit? I do but.
Okay, no, just a second. That just comes to my mind when

(01:50:29):
we go around. I'm pretty sure someone has the
one I have on my phone right now.
All right, well this was mentioned in the chat so I will
mention it cuz this was already on my list.
So that would be goals and ghosts.
Yes, goals and ghosts. And this is the arcade version.
Right here, exactly the same. Looks the same, Exactly the
same. Looks the same.
And then this is the. Genesis.

(01:50:51):
It's on fire. I actually like the Genesis
version I loved. This game, this.
I like the. Genesis version.
This is the only tough game thatI actually kind of like.
Yeah, this was a lot of fun, although it's still tough.
And I don't like it. Now I don't.
I don't know if I can beat it now to be, but it's everyone's.
Favorite game but ghosts and goblins though?
For NES? That was that.
Oh, no, that's. That's worse.
Fuck that game. That's worse.
I hate ghosts. That was the worst game,

(01:51:13):
actually. Super Ghosts and Ghosts is
probably harder than that. Yeah, it taught you with the
knife. Yeah.
Now Golden Ghost is the Funnest 1.
Out of them. Out of all of them.
Yeah. Even a new one.
Even a remake. Yeah, I try.
Golden Ghost Super. It's still better.
Golden ghosts I'm. Pretty sure that's a game.
Somewhere you had golden armor, So I see the Super golden

(01:51:35):
ghosts. It's a It's a knockoff of our.
Now it's not even fun. It's not music.
Music's pretty dope, but it's. Not fun.
Now when it gets crazy like that, it's like, what?
What's the point? I just hate.
Beating that game twice? No.
Just no. Never happening.
We're doing another. We do.
You got another one Cuz I'm justgonna give one more say no I.
Got like 2 I can go through quick.
I'm gonna go through one more arch rivals.

(01:51:57):
Yes, yeah, This is the greatest sport, but.
Arcade. Well, considering it, there's.
No NBA Jam yet at the time. Yeah, this is before NBA Jam
and. This is the arcade and of course
similar. It's similar.
And then you got the genesis port right here.
It's pretty much it's similar. Yeah, that's.
That's what. That's what ports look like.
This is like a really good port.Yeah, that is.

(01:52:19):
I hated. The popcorn.
I love the pop in the soda fly. Yep, you just fall.
I lost a game from that before. That's veil that was gonna hit.
The three? Yeah.
It's not a good chili. Nice.
Wow. I was gonna hit the three.
He slipped game. I was like.
You could punch people, man. The game is awesome.
I wish they. Would revisit this.
They have like 3 on 3. They did, Yeah.

(01:52:43):
Kind of like this. I don't know, man.
I want to touch them. I don't want no spiritual
successor. I want the.
Yeah, You're not getting anotherarch drive.
Come on. Surprise, there's only been one.
Yeah, was this a? Also this.
Was it was a claim? I believe so.
It was fun face. Got no bottom teeth.
Let me. Check.
Let me check. All right, it's the cool I like
to break. The backboard, that was the

(01:53:03):
first time you just no, it's not.
That's and I try to do it Long Jordan Dunk and they go license.
I'm looking for the midway. That's a claim.
Midway. Yeah, Flying Edge.
Is that why they? Only had midway because.
A claim couldn't bring out titles Nintendo unless they had

(01:53:25):
a different title, right? Just like what you call it
Kanami. And what was Kanami's alternate?
Ultra. Yeah, remember those games by
Ultra Ultra? They were by Kanami, but they
had to say they were by Ultra. Oh God.
So chalk, what you got, man? I got.
Ninja Turtles was Ultra. One of the greatest ports.

(01:53:46):
To a home system, what system isthat came out?
On the Super Nintendo and the. Genesis, The original Mortal
Kombat. The Genesis was a little.
Bit better because you had the blood code you.
Didn't like the. Yeah, they were knocking the
sweat off and so you. Know I was like shut this off.

(01:54:07):
And they said, they said they wanted to put blood in it too.
And they said this is a waste oftime if we don't put that in
there and they found out that itwas outsold by Genesis. 2 two
Super Nintendos. They're better because that was
legit, The arcade and it had blood.
I think there was a code though,right?
I don't know about Mortal Kombat2 in the code it might have
been. It was.
Just straight up, yeah, I think it might have been because one

(01:54:29):
of them had a. Genesis had a code to put the
blood in OK on the person. Had the code on the person for
the first one. I think by the time the second
one rolled around they had the the rating system.
So, all right, so this is the Genesis version.
I mean in comparison. The student center did look
better. It did look better, but you'd
rather play this. Because they had fatalities.

(01:54:49):
You don't pull out on nothing. Heart and sweat comes out.
Pull nothing out when you. Put the heart He was holding.
Nothing. That's trash waiting for the.
And Luke King looks so deep. Oh.
They probably don't have the code.
In that's the worst they had. I just saw it in.
This is part one, though, right?Oh, this is.
I previewed it and they had blood.
So I'm like there's. No blood.
Yeah, Luke King's design. I could have.

(01:55:10):
Sworn I saw. There you go.
See it's there. It is there.
OK, no, Luke King didn't have the greatest design.
It is the default. It's very default.
So we got. That right, and it's designed.
A new game is dope. Now let's switch to the S and
es. Well, if you wanted to have it
look more like the arcade, this looked like the arcade, yeah,
and Emmys. But it lets you look.
At that, there's a sweat. You saw the sweat, yeah.

(01:55:32):
Sweat beats There's no green slide.
What was? That there's green on the screen
though. Yeah, looks good though.
Had more. Frames of animation.
And look at. All those monks, too so many
monks. Back to three.
So many monks, but the sweat though sweat off when he
punching the sweat off his face.There's too many cooks.
Yeah, too many cooks that video.Oh God.

(01:55:55):
Was that it? Yeah.
That was it for me. All right, Good.
That's it so. I'm going to see.
We talked about more combat. Two, talk about Street fighters
every switch gate. Yeah, dude, do you have
anything? Besides switch.
No I got all switch. On here.
Man, we got all switch. Every gate was in Wow.
Every game it's. It's support.
Machine service man. Diablo 3.

(01:56:16):
On the switch is support. 60 frames even employable, mode
even employable. I wish we were able to get that
on the freaking channel, but maybe Diablo 4.
After it goes Game pass. We'll see how that goes.
Let's see. I got soul caliber for
Dreamcast. Yeah.
Ooh, soul caliber for Dreamcast.Yeah, that was better.
Than the arcade. By a lot that looked amazing and

(01:56:38):
that looked awesome. That adventure mode in it that
the arcade did not have and it looked better?
That's right. That's right.
That's ridiculous. That's a good one.
That's crazy. But that's yeah, that was.
That was what was. Important and Let's see
everything. Hold on, hold on.
OK, go ahead. Pulling up Footage man.
Pull up footage guy. Soul Edge.
Easy, easy, Soul glow. Soul Blade.

(01:57:00):
That's not the case. Just let's just the intro, let's
get past. The central here.
Oh, that's the arcade intro? Yeah, because that was not, that
was not the Dreamcast intro. I had a dope intro.
No, it is the Dreamcast that wasthe Dreamcast intro.
Oh yeah, so European version, that's what probably.
Come on, that music. Khalik was my dude.

(01:57:20):
So was Miss Rukki and Maxi. Khalik and a chick with the a
straw for what do you call it? Spear.
It's great. It's with the beer Song Mina.
Song Mina. This was a great game.
It looks a. Bit older than I ever remember,
but it's still great. It still holds up.
Still great. It moves well, yeah, it.
Still holds up, man. It does move well, yeah.
I'm surprised the series didn't is like gone.

(01:57:42):
Like, what are they doing? They had Soul Calibur 6/6 a
couple, Yeah, yeah, but. It's not where it was because
they can't hold tournaments. Because all you have to do is
really just hit the. If you win, there's no skill
behind you. Spawn was the best.
Spawn was the best. Not link, not link in the Soul
Calibur 2. GameCube version.
He had that awesome CAD. Oh yeah, we had that, that

(01:58:04):
arcade, this. Is Dreamcast?
That's again. OK, it is a Dreamcast, just I
had it wide. Yeah, that's what it looked like
originally. That's why.
OK, that's better. That's better.
Yeah. Yeah.
Wide screen is a hack. Yeah.
I don't know why they uploaded that, but yeah.
I love that game, Love that. Good stuff.

(01:58:25):
Alright, great for it. Great for.
It what I got here alright. I got, I got some Quick ones.
Shadowy Colossus for PlayStation4.
That port, I have to say, I justput it on that because it didn't
have the magic that the originalhad because the atmosphere was
too clean. Sometimes when you do that, it
takes you out of the game. Was that a remake?
It was. A port.

(01:58:47):
It was a port. It was a port.
It was a yeah. They just made the resolution.
Just making sure you're not cheating.
Wow. Say it's a game.
Same game. Wow.
But yeah, that one, I have one that's terrible at.
Yeah, that's that. It looked better, but looking
better. Looking better doesn't always
make it better. Looks good though,
unfortunately. Yeah, it's still good, but it

(01:59:07):
didn't have the magic that the original had.
Wow, what was the other one? Bionic.
Commando Arcade to the NES. Huge improvement for the NES.
Such a fun game. It was tough, tough game.
It reminded me more of a Metal Gear game.
Yeah, when it came to the NES then it's saying port.

(01:59:30):
Slash remaster. This is the arcade.
It's the same thing. Same problem.
Was he black in the arcade they poured?
And made it worse. No, he wasn't fucking, was he?
Was it that? Actually, he was tanned.
He was. I mean, he was tanned.
He was. He was change his color.
He gives a fuck. Wow.

(01:59:52):
Christ. Why was he even?
Noticed it's a Pixel. All right, fine.
Cafe 5/3. Guys, I got more.
Do. You have.
The arcade one. This is the arcade one.
Yeah, look at him. He has blue hair.
This is the arcade and I don't know what the color is.
I mean, it doesn't. It doesn't look bad, no.

(02:00:13):
The game is terrible. Game is terrible.
It doesn't look bad. I never.
Played it looks like cartoon, yes.
But this game is horrible. It's pretty bad, the IK.
Visually it looks good. Well, there's a lot.
Of enemies out there because they're.
Trying to steal your money? Wow.
One hit in your dead one. Hit Kill one hit in your dead
Jesus. My man is trying to get a
perfect run. Who was running up here?
And then this is the Nintendo in.

(02:00:35):
Comparisons looks way worse, butthis game is so much better.
OK, so much better. And like had a story.
Yes, it. Actually had.
A story it. Wasn't weapons.
It wasn't made just to steal. Your money, Yeah.
That's the story in the arcade. So your money, yeah.
Steal your quarters. You need the story.
That's. Always the story.
Taking your muggin money, take your money and.

(02:00:55):
Receiver and stuff. It did feel.
Like metal? Gear a little bit.
A lot of Metal Gear elements, sowhen I want to look.
At that, the chat is bringing upall right.
They bought up. They bought up Ninja Gaiden
versus the N ES1. Oh yeah, that's way different.
Totally different. Game Okay Ninja guide, but it's
what they could have. They didn't really do it,
actually. It was for was it Game Gear or
the Lynx? I don't remember which one it

(02:01:17):
was. The Lynx had the arcade Ninja
Gaiden, right? That's the only time it ever
got. I'm so mad that that memory is
now destroyed. Of the arcade one, I had a fond
memory until I played it. Recently and I got terrible.
Terrible. Terrible.
Yeah. The sounds are terrible.
No turn this. I hate it.
Sounds are terrible. Controls were terrible, so Oh my

(02:01:38):
gosh. But ninja got in for.
NESI have so many great memorieswith it all.
Right, still holds up. We got.
Still holds up. Frustrating shit.
This looks like you're loading. Ninja Gaiden on the arcade when
you're walking and running it. Looks like you're on ice and he
doesn't stop looking around. Yikes, he's paranoid, dude.
He's a ninja, that. Throw though, that's the.
Best throw is the. Best and you can run up the wall

(02:01:59):
and do it. That was cool.
They made it look cool. Here they.
Took that in the Double Dragon Three and then they did.
And that game, totally differentgame.
And then this is Who would think?
Who would think this is? The better one like look at
this, who would think you would think?
This is the game. Boy version side by side Arcade.
They make it look good here, this is and yes this is way
better Arcade and yes they make.It in the arcade look better?

(02:02:22):
It's not. It's hilarious.
These birds are not better knockback mechanics and.
And and. And it also, says Moon Walker,
Big difference. Oh God, it's different.
Three players in the arcade. It was a but it's a terrible
game. I will bring back a terrible.

(02:02:44):
It's a terrible. It's not a great game for the
arcade. It's 3 players, but it's not,
it's not a game, No three. No, the Arcade 3.
Yeah, we played that. And I played it recently and
it's not like I don't think it holds up.
It's like it's a, it's a. Sega Early Genesis game in the
arcade and all those are bad. Like, what's that other game

(02:03:05):
that? Was like on the golden exit.
There we go. Alien syndrome arcade Alien.
Syndrome was alien. Something Alien Storm.
Alien Storm. Yes, he's the robot.
Right now, yes. It's like a it's like a weird
angled Alien storm. And that game was bad too.
Or Andrew. Listen, man, listen.
This is not. This is so repetitive and bad.

(02:03:26):
It was fun in arcade back then. This is not fun now.
And these are the only enemies. And this game is who'd I just
watch. I think I just watched media.
Just play that. There you go.
Yeah, this is way better. The whole one.
Is way better. That's Michael Jackson.
That was a game because of the elbow drop, yeah.
Drop. That arm, Michael.

(02:03:47):
Drop the arm right there. He's.
Got a cat attack? This is not Michael Jackson
looking there he is. He's.
Got the He's shooting. He's got the power, man.
He's shooting people. He's shooting him with electric.
He's a. He's just moving, walking
everywhere. You have like a.
Special dance move in this he dances.
He just dances. No, this, but was probably
better than that. A good game.
Oh, yo the. Juke moves.

(02:04:08):
He's got the. There he goes, there he goes,
oh, yo, he's like, who said thisgame's?
Bad. There we go.
That's better. It's better.
Oh man. Yeah.
We touch all those. Barrels and then hit the Wow,
that shit was ill. He's like kicking dust out of

(02:04:29):
his. Feet.
They're both nonsense. There it is.
There it is. There it is.
Do the moon walk? Come on dude.
Anyway. But yeah, that was a good pick.
That was a good pick. Those games are cracking.
We got kick. Animation was fire.
But that's when. The ports were different than
what you can do, cuz you couldn't do that arcade.
You could, but they really couldn't pull it off.
Not to be played. They had to be creative.

(02:04:50):
Yeah, sometimes you get a whole.New game out of it.
That's not a bad thing all the time.
Yeah, we hit it with. The I just thought. 1/2.
This is Aladdin for Genesis. And Super Nintendo, they were
completely different. They were different games.
They were different. Yeah, they played different.
I played both of them. I remember cuz I had my brother

(02:05:11):
had the Genesis and I remember Ihad a Super Nintendo.
Genesis was usually considered abetter one, right?
Yeah, but they played the. Same but there were different.
Games like the stages were, it was almost like like Ninja
Turtles. Like Manhattan, Hyper Stone
Heights, Hyper Stone Heights andTurtles.
And turtles in time. Did they really, they call it
hyperstone ice for Genesis? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

(02:05:33):
It had some different stages, way different stages.
Bosses are different. I don't remember that.
One ever. I don't really.
Remember playing that one? The turtles had different color
in the. Freaking Genesis one that they
were the same color in the Superintendent.
Really. Yeah, they did change the colors
every time. I think of that game.
I think. Of the fighting game.
That's why I don't even pitch ofthat Hyperstone Heights.
I think it's the tournament fighters.

(02:05:54):
Yeah. It's not that's literally
calling Ninja Turtles tournamentfighter.
That's different. That's.
Different. That's different on Super
Nintendo and Genesis. I think it's a bit different,
yeah. Not the same game.
And then and the ass, it's a different game too.
Like they're all they feel. They look and play differently.
Yeah, that's the the 2D and stuff, but they're different.
That's the difference between ports.
Yeah, look at them. But that's the same ports back

(02:06:16):
in the day. Man, it meant.
It meant something and now portsjust mean is it the same?
Is it exactly the same? Pretty much.
And then and people expect it tobe.
You bring that game out for everything, it better be the
same and. Then turtles in time, Michael
Jackson, to be thinking of a bunch of these and shit man, I
want you to. Bring up Michael Jackson 5

(02:06:37):
Turtles in Time on a Short. Yeah, it looks different.
Definitely different, but Rat King shouldn't be on that.
Nope. Genesis.
Yeah, I know. That's.
That's definitely I had that toy.
That's that's a terrible rat king dude.
I don't remember him being. Why is he not?
I remember. This at you?
I remember this because it's in the water.

(02:06:57):
Yeah, I. Know it's a waste.
That's a waste. That's a waste.
That's. In the sewers, man, that should
be the shark. I mean, not the shark there.
It goes. That should be the alligator.
That's. Yeah, that'll probably make more
sense. Anything.
Else y'all I got a bunch. Really.
I got some quick ones, quick ones, cuz I'm not throwing it
out. Yeah, Double Dragon Arcade moved

(02:07:18):
to the Sigmaster. System trash.
That's a bad point. There's a lot of Bad Double
Dragon. I liked it at the time because I
had nothing. Cuz the Nintendo one was one
player. They should have called it
Shadow Boxing, but that was he punched it.
Yeah, pull up, pull up. Double Dragon on the.
On the second master system, whycouldn't they get the?
Why couldn't they get the hits right, Getting the arcade first?

(02:07:38):
Yeah, it's giving it so like. They would die before.
Like we did a jump kick, they would.
They would flip past you and then your foot would go out.
There's a lot of flickering too.The jump kick would.
Like a badly scripted natural. Wrestling.
No, it would knock them. Down late when you hit the
ground and go, sometimes it would have to hit him twice.
You have to like jump kick like.Inside of him, they they take
the first hit. And all right, so here's the
arcade. Terrible.

(02:07:58):
Being two players sold a lot. Back in the day, here's the
arcade Double Dragon arcade, which is iconic.
Even look at it with this weird move eyes makes me want.
To play it. Yeah, right.
It's some. Very nostalgic with Double
Dragon. That's the that's this is the
no. Master.
System died. The master system.
And why are they so small, his little legs the smallest?
If they they tried. If you can hear the sound, it

(02:08:20):
goes. Yikes.
They tried. Yikes.
Oh yeah, and they and. They terrible.
They're terrible. I liked it.
I bought this. We all bought.
You saw? The uppercut that tried to come
in there? Yeah, those jump kicks.
And and there was no elbow in this, right?
It was there was an elbow, therewas a little tiny thing like
this, he says. It was like.
Oh, slow down and. This is disgusting.
But that's what it really was. I like how angry the kicks look.

(02:08:42):
And these. They look so fucking.
I. Remember every sound in that
game. Yikes.
And every second, I mean the legs, the legs.
A little stick. Legs like it.
Didn't look bad. But it was.
Just such a bad. Port it was, yeah.
Just it wasn't very good the other.
One I had this one might be a little.
So the arcade is absolute garbage, and a lot of people

(02:09:03):
hate on the port for the NES saying it's garbage, but me and
Terrell played it and I enjoyed it, and that's Double Dragon 3.
Double Dragon 3 better than the arcade?
Yes, it is. Yes.
Arcade. Not better than Double Dragon
Two. No.
Unfortunately, no, no, no. But it had some.
It had some. Cool stuff in double jump 3 into
his arm or no. Yeah, you could jump into his
army. He throws you into a jump kick.

(02:09:23):
This is disgusting, yo, this is awful.
This is awful. This is not Double Dragon, no.
Yeah, this is. They try to make it.
Look good but that. Clothesline is crazy.
Never knew that was in the game.Ohh and they have the they have
the Ninja Gaiden throw. Wow.
Really? Yeah.
And no, my dude died. You know that's up with her.

(02:09:45):
Face. He died twice.
Try to lay. Down the wall kick.
The wall kick. He laid on, yeah, the wall.
Kicks in the in the NES. Double spin kicks.
Why did he get up and die? That's so ugly.
The third was so bad. Get into the proper position.
Wow. So bad.
It's so bad, but wow, having. Two other characters you can get
in part three was actually pretty cool.
Different play mechanics. I just hate the animation of

(02:10:07):
yeah, the way they look. Knock knees.
Yeah, the way I don't. Know why they're not needing
like they look stupid? Yeah, but.
Is this OK? They'll expand another one,
Yeah. I don't know who made that, who?
Made that not cave. Nice, so you would think.
Yeah, the spin kick was exactly the same as the part.
And there was a double spin kicktoo.
You would think Acclaim made this.

(02:10:27):
It wasn't a terrible game. It actually was pretty good.
And my real fast one is Marvel'sAvengers in the arcade moved to
the Super Nintendo and the Genesis.
Genesis was worse though. No, Super Nintendo.
Was way worse. Wow.
Yeah. Thanks, Quicksilver.
We played that. With beardy.
Yes, when he was at the the whenI had bad.

(02:10:48):
Oh, yes, that's right. I forgot about that and then
forgot about that. The punches and everything was
just bad. Bad.
Yeah. The Genesis at least had like
the Cuz like you would hit him once and Superintendent, they
would fall. I'm like, no, that's not what's
supposed to happen. Here we go.
You supposed to. The arcade looked weird, but it
was its own thing. But the arcade Captain America
and they were like tall. And they were.
Small. They were small.

(02:11:09):
They were small. Maybe I'm thinking of the other
called the Spiderman. Spiderman is A tall.
It was weird. OK, OK.
OK. Spiderman, Hunchback Cat.
American Avengers in the arcade was.
Awesome, we played. The Super Nintendo version or
the Genisys? With the Beardy we played the
Super Nintendo, yes. Oh OK, Super Nintendo Arcade was
bad. So.
I'm surprised now I didn't say that Put up the arcade, the
arcade. I just pull it up.

(02:11:30):
I'm just. Trying to find the the other
version hold on a. Second I.
Love the arcade? Was.
That and excellent one. Of my favorite games at the
time, yeah. All right, so let me six player
Cabinet, let me. Play never ported.
Let's. Play the Super Nintendo version
first there. We go.
That's Super Nintendo, Yeah. It's not bad.

(02:11:52):
It doesn't. Look bad?
It doesn't look bad. It's only two.
As long as you don't have it once.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like compared to the arcade's.
Trash and now? I'm just throwing this first
because then you're going to seethe arcade.
Version that's the. Arcade For players, the action
was so much game over, game over.
Game. There you go.

(02:12:13):
So that was way better. Why those juggernas everywhere
that looks good? They always.
Bought robots. I would.
Love going in Mad robots? Why don't they port?
This this particular one. Never.
Make it 4 player port. Port this to.
Never. On a collection you know fun
fact the the company that. Did Double Dragon Gaiden, did a
mock up? Yeah of Avengers golden necks

(02:12:36):
and really another game forgot. I don't know why I'm blanking
out right now, but with their graphics, their style, it
actually looked pretty cool. TB.
It was an interesting thing. I looked pretty cool.
I like that style I had. Thor with his hammer.
And she was. Like oh looks pretty cool.
That's pretty awesome. Go next on the pre inches
because they're not doing anything with it.
You got to show your last one. This is the last one for you

(02:12:56):
because you know why? Nothing else.
Punch out. Arcade versus punch.
Oh shit. How did I not think of that one?
Man, yeah, the How did I not think of that?
You didn't say anything. About the Alex Kitt port,
supposed to be for the from the that.
Was a remake. Yeah, it was.
They already got me on that for Shadow.
Class, but I can't do it again and punch out for any.

(02:13:18):
Yes, that was what you make. Do we make?
Actually, they did port AL's kidto the.
Switch the original original, but it's like the exact thing
M2M21 did it. Oh really?
Sega Ages? Oh, OK.
Yeah. There we did it.
Interesting. Right before they ended, right?
Yeah, right before they announced it.
Yeah, Ages is Sega. Sega.

(02:13:39):
Ages is Sega Ages. Backwards.
Same thing. All right, so this was the
arcade. Yeah, I.
I don't like because I had 22 Low Mac, man.
That's not Low Mac. That's Alex that had.
That's not Low Mac. Yeah, that's.
Alex, green hair. Who is that guy with green hair?
He looks drunk. Now Punch Out Arcade is.

(02:14:00):
I even have. Challenger.
Nobody made that. Because they had extra screens
from Donkey Kong, I don't think I ever beat anyone I own this
for. The switch.
The arcade. Version.
Oh, it's terrible. It's terrible.
It's terrible, this. Still holds up.
I think they would have had it on the DS because.
Of the two screens, yeah, they could, they could have did it.
It was. Way better.
This holds up so good, man, so low, yeah.

(02:14:21):
Even today it was. This day still holds up, yeah.
Terrible piston hurricane. Yikes.
And Alex, they had kid Quick. Who the hell is that they had to
make? Them wire frame so you could see
through them like who thought of?
That and this was the idea who made the.
Legendary game. I was thinking this was the idea
that made this legendary game. They had extra monitors, so
that's what that's. What?

(02:14:43):
That's why they made that. Yeah, that's the reason why they
made punch out, cuz they had. Super tall.
They produced too many monitors.It was dark and they had like.
An excess of monitors. So they just said, you know
what? We have an idea.
It's used and it worked that way.
It's used one monitor for just information it took.
A lot of people's money, yeah. And it was different enough it
looked different. I mean it was a weird looking

(02:15:04):
arcade I. Never thought.
That a Bobo coming through the wall like kool-aid Man.
Yes. I never even I never put 2
together like it does come, yeah.
But yeah, we can keep this goingforever.
And that's what I'm sure we'll do it.
That's why I'm like we can always revisit this.
It's, yeah, we'll narrow it down.

(02:15:24):
But. We can't do it.
Forever, unfortunately. Why not?
But it's. Because it's got to end.
Wow. It's got to end sometimes, man.
You. Guys, you don't want to stop,
right? Anyway.
Here we go. For those who are.
New to the podcast or been lodging for a while and they're

(02:15:45):
just unfamiliar with what we gotgoing on.
We got streaming schedule going on Sunday starting at 3:30 PM
Eastern Standard Time. We got Let's play Sundays.
It's going to be multiplayer games of the coop or the
competitive variety. So it's either going to be, you
know? Let's play versus.
Let's play coop a mix of either one or two or both of the same

(02:16:09):
type. Just make sure you follow us in
social media to find out what games are going to be this
weekend. We got some pretty cool games
that are coming up, so make sureyou follow social media to check
that out and see what it is. What's going on Fridays, Chuck?
What's going on? Fridays 9:00 PM Eastern Standard
Time? And I play beat them up.
So I play fighting games. But we've been on a fighting
game kick for a long time because the second week of the

(02:16:30):
month is Street Fighter Friday. Sensational.
Yes. Yes.
Street Fighters 6 is back. On the channel.
So anyone who? Wants to give.
Me, the smoke. Please, by all means come
through. I will fight any and everybody.
Yeah, yeah, Let's get it. Might see me drop in there.
Maybe sticks too. We'll see.
All day, every day. And Wednesdays 7:30 PM Eastern

(02:16:56):
Time. Let's get it making people.
We had to flagship. Show the podcast.
All five of us. Hell yeah.
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Appreciate you guys listening tous and hanging.
With us and Congrats it could amazing on that win.
Yeah, of July yeah. Oh yeah, man, you got in the

(02:17:59):
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Wow. I'll be getting in touch should.
I throw it in again, I'm. Working in though.
Sold up there, woman. Hell yes.
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