We Rank The Best RPGs We've Played!

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LG857. And.

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Your boy, Big Chuck. What up?
What's going on? What's going on you?
Actually said, that's actually not my name at all.
What is there, the 23rd Stallion?
What is UP Chat? What is going on?
What is? Going on what is up, listeners?
What's going on everybody? What's up viewers?

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Hell yeah, man. Absolutely bizarre.
Bizarre in the building. Uh oh.
Yeah. And countless others who won't
chat well. Hello to the Lurkers.
To all those. Lurkers are cool.
We're OK with the lurkers. The Lurkers.

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Unless. Unless you're lurking.
Someone else absolutely my chat just messed up hold.
On your chat messed up. You were getting bombarded, man.
So many. Super.
Teams ohh there we go. He came all right.
King Speaker, there we go in thechat.
Ohh that you. Got Harish, Maris.
Return Harish. Kings. 8 The Clive Seven Yeah.

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And. We got the king you.
Already said that I did, yeah. He just missed the yeah.
Dude, you didn't hear what he said.
That's too fast guys, too fast for me.
I don't know what it. Is no he's got stay patents.
What the hell are you doing? Gotta pay attention.
Anyway, we got a good show for you guys today.
We're going to start off. Actually, how are we going to

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start off today? How are we going?
To do because I'm so used to doing.
We had so many guests that I'm so used to doing the the main
topic 1st and then going backwards to the news and then.
The games played, Yeah, we're going to flip it.
We're going to start with the games.
Flip it while we start with the games.
All right. In that case, let's talk about
the. Games we've been playing, man.
Let's talk about the game. Yeah, we had a lot of guests
lately, right? Like back-to-back, Yeah,

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developers. A lot of developers.
A lot of developers, A lot of developers back-to-back.
We had to banger us. After banger.
After banger. After banger.
All right, what? Man, no shame.
We had great shows. We had great shows.
No famous stuff, boy, No. We had great shows, man.
Oh. Boy, anyway, we always do.
Though you would. Have said like 300 times.
That's a long, I'll say it. Yeah, you got it all night

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though. With the coops, I won't take me
all night. Yeah, we're gonna start off with
the Coop the. Coops, of course.
Starting off with the coops, what did?
We play. Well, versus we, it was just one
because Mario Kart didn't work out right.
Well, you can talk about that. We can talk part.
Of the experience, yeah. Let's talk about that.
It's all part of the experience,yeah.
We try to get the first Mario Kart 8 stream in a long time and

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we should be doing soon. Had little technical
difficulties, but we were able to get out the turtles.
Dimension Shell Shock DLC. So we gave him like a minute.
We gave him like a minute and 40of the the start of the start
screen when we did the Mario Kart.
Yes, right before we're live andcrash.
Yes. So we gave you all that and then
4 minutes. We give you a little that time,

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give you a little peek, a littlepeek and we just take it away
from you. But anyway, we start off with
shredders, revenge. That's what we got to play.
So six player, six players and Iwas only.
For there. But yeah, I like that kind of,
Yeah. No, no.
I remember that part too. I was just like, I felt first.
It was me and Captain Crunch. We were able to talk to each
other, but not everybody else. It was weird for a bit.

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I'm like, hold up. Wait, what happened?
Yeah, I got. The screen is filled with bodies
and supers. That was great.
The TLC is great. Yes, it is really great.
They did an awesome job. They did such a great job with
this game that like, I don't really feel the need to ever
play the original arcade or turtles and time again.
It's still nostalgic. It's great, but I mean.

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It's just. So good.
I've been back to Stockman last week.
That still felt good. So good.
And the music. They still have the music you're
playing for, the memories, the music.
And the new one, even though youcould barely hear it, cuz all
you hear is attacking. It's actually very good.
Very, very. Good, 9 characters you select
now with the DLC9 freaking characters.

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That's. Crazy.
You could actually play with nothing but one turtle if you
played six players. Yeah, you have five players that
aren't turtles. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it's crazy. Where are you gonna see six
players, man, playing this game?On Channel 3 players, yeah, we
had three players local and thenthe other three players online,

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Yeah, all playing Co-op, yeah. With voice and video, right?
What other game does that? And it's Bebop.
Lemmings. Lemmings.
No, that's 100 plays. Saggy is a great character.
They did what? Was the What's Trez Dora's name
again? Kurai.

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Kurai. Okay, so you still.
I actually like Kurai better though.
Like, I used them both. Yeah, really.
Her movement in the air was better.
But I mean, if you like swords though, Saggy's the way to go
The reach though, man. Yeah, you reach for that.
They're both cool. They're both cool edition.
Dope, dope, dope. Never thought I'd see them in
the game. Yeah, right, Sir.
Who else could they add? They could add 4.

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A stuck. Frogs 4 frogs.
They could add 4 frogs. Absolutely not.
All right, one frog with four colored.
No, no. They.
They. Know four colors because nobody
wants to be. That's another character.
No, that's somebody's favorite. It's waste of a character.
That's somebody's favorite character, No.
They can put in one of the neutrinos.

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Hell no. No, no, absolutely.
Why not? Cuz this is not hero because.
This is not hero they look. Like they do wow when the bowel
toads, man. I'm sure there's other
characters from the other generations of turtles that I
did not watch. I didn't watch the 2003 turtles
much. There's a fifth turtle.
Yeah, you got the chick turtle. You're female.
Yeah. But there was another chick

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turtle from the live action whenit worked out.
That didn't work out. That's like saying there's a
third Lee brother, you know there is, there is, but there
really. Is he's in the game There is.
There really isn't. You know it was a fifth turtle
and what one continuity that waslive that was A. 5th Turtle in
the comic books now. Right now.
They don't count, man. You.

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Mean. Cancel.
It's like. He says female turtle.
There's no count. I'm kidding.
Bro, I'm kidding. I've never seen them in the game
yet. I've never seen them in the game
yet. She's the one with the claws.
She got the claws with the yellow, right?
Yep, Okay. But the nonsense female one was
the light blue and the live action, right?
Yeah, that was wack. That's wack.
Yeah, that whole show was kind of wack.

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If you really think about it, that's corny.
But I wouldn't want to add a newturtle at all, even if it was a
dude. This is for turtle.
But they did a new thing they did.
Like bring out four new turtles and the and the continuity of of
the last one. Yeah, the last Rowan.
They brought out four new turtles. 4 new turtles from
babies. From kids.

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Really. Yeah.
So if you wanted to follow that continue, well, that's a new
one. Yeah, it's a continuity.
Continuity. It's like the same word
space-time continuum. But yeah, if you wanted to start
that, I don't know where they'regoing with that, but it looks
interesting. I did see that little
introduction. It was cool to have different
names. Mm HM, I was like, they're
really doing this for real. Nice.
Like a rebirth. Yeah, if they're gonna do any

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franchise, they've kept the sameguys for decades and decades.
That's crazy. Seriously, Ninja Turtles have
been getting whored out. For a long time, almost more
than anything, they're like the like the longest running
franchise that keeps like going and going and going.
That's not Japanese. They're not dragon.

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They're like Americans. Dragon Ball and they get like,
there's different versions of them that just keep coming out.
GTA Man. Harris Merish had a comment
saying that Ninja Turtles is only good because of nostalgia.
No. No.
Slow. Chill.
Chill. Sir, easy, Sir.
Easy there, man. Slow down.
Gotta put down. It's an out there kind of

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concept you know you got. You know, two legged turtles
walking around. King speak.
King's Pika. What?
Mondo Gecko King's Pika. Mondo.
Yeah. Mondo Gecko.
Is he a good guy? Yeah, I think so.
He fights, right? He probably could have been a
good character too, right? He starts as a bad guy,
probably. And he can't be, can't be in the
game. Cool.

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You can't, you can't use a villain in the game.
What you mean? If he was a villain, you
couldn't use him in the game. You should be able to use all.
I mean, you can. Because if you had to pick like
Bebop, Rock, Stadium, Shredder, like it's characters because
they're already in the game, just give him more moves.
Yeah. That'd be pretty funny.
There he goes right there. Not bad.
So he's helping. They were like you could be
bebop, but you're just going to use the move moves as the the.

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That's what the boss does. That's it.
I was like, you're not going to have no combo.
You're not going to get like it's just you're just batting
people around. And the boss doesn't jump,
right? He just did that jump punch and
he just looked like, he was likea girl.
Looked ugly, yeah. At least they get him a jump,
bro, right? Yeah, Ace Duck is the worst.
Oh yes, You can't add him. You can't add stuff.
It's almost like he's accidentally in Ninja Turtles

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series. Like, why is?
It's like he fell out of Duck Tales and wound up in Ninja
Turtles. And how the hell did I get here?
He's a straight ripple, yeah, straight from business.
Like, I don't know why he's there.
It's crazy. But on summer DLC though, really
great DLC. And we beat it, right?
Yeah, yeah, we did. And all of us lived

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surprisingly. Yeah, yeah.
Beat shut his ass. And then we continued.
Instead of ending it, we could have just celebrated and we all
died. We died right, right after, real
quick. Real quick.
Right after want to see how far we're going to go, but you know,
it's just going to increase and then that Leonardo highlight
reel though? Leonardo High Road?
No, I. Don't.
Remember that? What was the name of the the

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difficulty that we had it on? I forgot gnarly.
Gnarly it was not. For the story.
For the arcade, Ripped up for the arcade.
Yeah. We got our ball was gnarly.
Was gnarly the DLC that we did? No, no, no.
OK, that was probably just OK because I think they just take
away more energy. I'm like, no, fuck that.
Yeah. No, the bosses cheat.
That's it. Yeah, I don't like regular
enemies. We could beat on gnarly, but the
bosses cheat. Yeah, they don't throw out more

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enemies or anything else. We can kill the enemies, but the
bosses kill us because they don't fall.
They don't do anything, OK? It's like whatever.
Rat King. That was funny.
That was very. Funny because we he.
Was a beat down. We almost lost it, but yeah,
it's a good game. I like the randomness of it.
It never gets old now. Yeah, it's the best turtle game

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ever. Except for those Game Boy
backgrounds. It's interesting, but it's a
little out there. It could be on a big ass screen
like that. I like how they had the.
That was Griffin style NES skins.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or the Game Boy skin.
Or the green Game Boy skin. We should do that all green,
everyone. But the stages of black and

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white, that should be green too.It's.
That funny. We picked Usagi in the white
outfit and. Yeah, man.
I was like all white. Come on.
I was like, yo, come on, man. You camel flash, I could not
find my character at. All that was mad funny.
It's like, come on, man, where am I?
Where am I? Where am I?
Who am I? It's funny.
I never picked, I never picked Michelangelo really.

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As a character who's everybody'sfavorite turtle in the chat.
I'm very curious who everybody likes.
Who's your favorite turtle? Guys from Bizarre's Comet.
It's like Mikey. Mikey.
Mikey's best here. He's.
When I was younger my favorite turtle was Donatello, but I
relate more to Raff now. These days, black cuz you're
filled with rage and anger. Pretty much.

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Pretty much anger management. No.
It's like, he's like Todd tell you to be my favorite turtle.
Now I relate more the shredder. It's like, wait, but he's not a
turtle. Dude, I just want to kill
everybody. All right, no problem.
I'm. I'm more a super fly.

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He's a good villain. I like him.
If I didn't see the new Turtles movie, go check it out.
It was good. I liked it a lot.
It's really good. I liked a lot.
Shit, I thought I would hate it,to be honest.
It was actually pretty cool. Gotta check it out go have to
check it out. Okay.
Yeah, waited too long, man. So it's gone, Kathy Fox, says
Venus. Venus.
Come on, man. I never gave her a chance.

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He's trolling. I never gave her a chance
neither. Did the show.
That's what I'm saying, man. Dude, I remember in the show
they did crossovers for the generations.
And in 2003, they went back and did the classic turtles with the
classic turtles with the new turtles with the black and white
dramatic turtles that were just the comic book.
They were just mean. Yep, Yep, that's crazy.
They were just mean and. That's when they didn't know

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what to do with the TV show anymore.
Yeah. Wow.
But that's cool. I mean, it's the Turtles
Multiverse. That's that's kind of dope.
That's how they can explain it, yeah, keep out all the fans.
I mean, Donatello's still my dude, though.
I ain't going. From He's wearing purple.
Yeah, That's why he's my favorite color.
Yeah. Yeah.
Alright, what else you play? Actually, let's do this
backwards. Let's start with the.

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Now what you play start with No no.
How would you play? No, no, we're not going to me
now. You can't do this.
I'll discover you. Wait.
Say that again. Ohh, I just what happened?
I can't hear you. I just muted you.
Now you gotta go. Yeah.
If I can't talk, I can't say what I've been playing.
Yeah. What have I been playing?

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Blasphemous. Who blasphemers?
That's what I call it. I did like probably a nice solid
six hours of this. Looks good.
Yeah, I think I'm 71% nice. Done with the map.
It's so everything has just beendone better.
It's smooth, yeah. The the action, the hits feel

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better. Looks like casuvain.
No it doesn't. There's one part where the
pictures come after you like casuvain.
I saw that part, but they they put more meaning on like a lot
of the things that you find veryeasily in the first game, like I
didn't find. It's like this AL's favorite
thing in the game. The rosary beads.

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You find rosary beads that basically help you unlock more
slots for your relics so you canget like your, I think you could
hold like 5 relics at once, you know boost your defense, your
offense, your magic or whatever.But I didn't find that till way
later in the first game. You find that pretty early.
You can unlock that shit a lot earlier in the first game, but
in the second game you it's likeway later, like after 50%, like,

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yeah, way later. And I had like a lot of the
rosary beads to give to the woman that unlocks that for you.
And every time I did it, she could just kept saying.
Oh yeah, do the rosary. The rosary beats the rosary,
she's kept saying, and Al was like, what the hell?
She sang. She's adoring it.
Sit on me. I'm like, well, I have four of
them. I'm like so I have to keep
boosting them and. The rosary beats, Yeah, that's
right, kept repeating. My penance is the rosary.

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She just kept saying it over andover.
It's ridiculous. When to You know, it's so
annoying. Well, like since I had four of
them, she just says the same thing over and over right?
To bring it over. So like when you first see her,
she has her introduction on whatshe does and then if you give
her a rosary bead, she says the same line over and over and then
you get a slot open. So since I had four, she said
that shit four times in a row and I was trying to do work on

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whatever he was working on and he just keeps hearing.
Oh, the rosary bead. The rosary bead.
Over and over. That was annoying.
It was so annoyed. I'm like, yo, come on, what the
hell? It keeps saying the same shit,
but the the bosses aren't as tough as the first game yet.
They made it easier. Yeah, yeah.
I wouldn't say easier but it's just I died a lot because of

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patience. I'm an impatient person.
If I have to chip at you and dodge 5 things, no I don't like
that cuz I'm gonna be fighting you forever so.
Much, I just forgot the pattern.You just had to follow it and
keep going. No.
When the parry I'm like, I know how to beat this guy.
It's nothing but the enemies. When you're in the wrong area,
they make you pay. Cuz I was in the wrong area and
I was getting murdered in two hits.

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Was it the wrong area? I didn't.
I didn't go to the rosary bead chick first so I can boost up my
defense. Okay.
So if I went there 1st and went there, wouldn't.
There be a problem because I'm there now and it's no big issue.
I can get hit a few times and I'm good, but the fact that I
only had one relic slot open andthe dude hit me once and I was
dead, I'm like, hell no. Well, I'm gonna be.

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Well, they killed you when they appeared on the screen.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. With the smoke of them
appearing, yeah, I'm like, what the fuck is this rip off?
Like one of those, this dude, these are the green dude, but
like the red one, he killed me with one fucking hit.
Literally one hit. You had like almost like 80% of
these things. Baby the the the characters in

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this game are so disturbing thatI I'm in love with it.
It's a giant baby. It's just so out there.
It's very out there. It's disturbing, that's the
word. But it's beautiful.
The game is beautiful, The musicis beautiful.
It's just awesome. I like the animation they added
though, yeah, and I wish. That's why I wanted to make a 2D
castle with more animation. Oh, that'd be beautiful.
Yeah. It's like a last faith that's

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coming out, I think in February or January, something like that.
It's basically blasphemous and Castlevania emerged and it might
be Co-op. Harris was asking if the truth,
if it's true that the main character is Jesus.
I don't think so. It's funny.
I look very biblical. I looked up a lore about it.
I want to watch it as a whole after I beat Part 2 because, you

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know, obviously there's a lot ofshit I do not understand.
I'm not really religious at all,so I'm like, OK, but this is all
intriguing though. I like seeing how.
Does that be something with the mask?
Yeah, like they all have masks. Yeah, it's weird.
So it'd be crazy if you become, like, mad religious now.
Yeah. After doing research, I want
show up on the podcast with a conehead and a Bible.
I ordered this. It'd be funny if he became

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religious after playing the games.
Like, you know, start going to church.
Yep, coming with a Bible. Sorry, preaching.
You need to cleanse your palate like please help me God it's.
Like like you just play the game.
It's. Like it's very dark.
It changed my life. There's so many hands in the
game, dude. I walked into a room and there's
like a random character in there, but it like, stops you.

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Like, what is this disturbing character?
Oh, this boss I beat in two tries.
He was garbage, trash ass boss. But no, there's some weird,
disturbing there was some motherholding a child, but the child
was like a older man man, and itwas mad hands all over him.
I'm like, what is this man like this?

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Is this it look like the? Nun what is?
This like the nun from the the horror movie.
Oh my God. But she was holding a man, baby
and arms or like behind her headfor the her arms.
Like how you holding the baby but have arms behind you.
Oh, we got a request. What's up Jen?
Can you guys do another Among Usgame?
Oh, geez. Among us is very hard to get

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going online. Yeah.
We're gonna get, it's on the list.
Yeah, we're gonna, we're gonna do that.
We're gonna get that going. That game is fun.
I actually want to try it out inVR.
I wish I was terrifying. Yes, I've been trying to get
this game going. Eric is like, no, we can't do it
with just the two of us or threeof us.
And you gotta do it the right way, you.
Guys have at least all five of us and then more people.
That's like for all guys. You gotta get some of the game

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stuff or maybe some of the some of our past guests or cuz we
some of the friends of the show.I said we do it with video and
everything, so having other people gotta figure out how to
get them on. Yeah, mm HM, probably just
voice. Probably just voice for other
people. But yeah, we still gotta
represent our side, right? Jen said she.
Yeah, there we go. Yeah, there we go.
The more the merrier. Jen's like I'm a good liar.

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It's a great game. You should.
Do we still gotta play the othergame?
The party one? Hell yeah.
The 4th 1:00. Fall guys.
Yes, we gotta get fall guys and get the chat in.
Chat Media glitch. All of us.
Well, no, yeah. If anyone wants to join us for
Open versus challenge in the future, you should definitely
join the Discord, cuz we're gonna be talking about the
Discord and finding out who plays what, and that's where we

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announced the Open versus challenges and stuff.
So yeah, we'd be more than happyto get a game going.
With us. It's stressful, but it's
hilarious. It's great.
I just wish they would add the mute automatically and the chat.
Like, put it in the game. I don't know if they did.
I haven't played in a long time.Yeah, but they needed to add
that as part of the game. But yeah, it's fun though.

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Other than Blasphemous 2, I havebeen playing Shiny Force 2.
Obviously I have 1-2 more battles and it's over Over.
Again, it's. Funny, that's reflect the hell.
It's always funny seeing this pop up on this screen.
How is it compared to Fire Emblem Engaged?

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You know, the fact that I'm playing it here, it tells you a
lot, exactly. It tells you a lot.
There's some sort of magic this game has, maybe because it was
the first one, first strategy role player I ever played.
But there's such a hooking pointwith the characters and the
story for me that it's just a very charming game and I really,
really, really enjoy it. But after that's done, I'm going

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to venture into I bought the messenger for 5 bucks.
Yeah, and I downloaded the demo for Sea of Stars because I heard
everyone's going crazy for that.And it looks beautiful.
Does look good. Yeah.
So after Blasphemous 2 and Shining Force Two, I'm probably
gonna play those two games at the same time.
So you're doing all. Two at a time.

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I don't know why you're staring at me, man.
I don't know what's going on. How the hell do I?
Should I do it forward? Into the chat.
No, it's too late now. Too late now.
It's too late. I'm not My bad too.
At a time. Yeah, do.
It up, Yeah. All right, I'll do the whole
thing. There we go.

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There we go. My bad, that's.
Funny, but yes. And I hear that they're both in
the same universe. How is that possible?
It's the same company. They're the same universe.
Why are you so offended by it? Because it's like you got
ninjas. That they wrote.
It like there's a ninja in Sea of Stars, No?
That you understand that the Messenger story is absurd.
It's like. It's.
I don't have a town like that. It's a role play.

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It's like I gotta see how it's. A dimension you can probably
just pop. It's absurd.
Like, you know how absurd the writing.
Is a salesman. How you know?
Like the sales guy is not the same guy, so it's.
Probably is what it is. It's like, it's like Anna in the
Fire Emblem. She's just in every game and
it's in a different universe, but she's in the game all the
time, the shopkeeper. But yeah, I'm excited to play

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those as soon as I beat Blasphemous too right?
But that is all I've been playing.
Yes, the. Speaker said his first the First
Shining Force was Shining Force Neil.
Ooh does. That count?
No, that doesn't count. I mean, that's not a.
That's when I did the the IT. Was like the Zelda type.
Yeah, Zelda combat. And.

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I took a diarrhea dump on the whole franchise.
For at least a good decade. What?
About mass produce mass. Produce what's going on, Always
producing, always making something new.
Stop. Stop.
You stop. Mass produces things in mass.
That's tag that tag though. It's like so played out that
like. I don't even hear it anymore.
When you say it, I don't even hear.

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It just blends in. Yes, whatever it is, what it.
Is we're going my way always. Yeah, yeah, we're going your
way. We're going backwards, guys.
All. Right, so.
I went back to Final Fantasy 16.Whoa.
It's still great, yeah. Look at that thing.
Yeah. Yeah, man.
Is that a troll or something? Yeah, he's scary, man.

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Well, looking at it like this, it looks like Final Fantasy 14
or 11, like a massive multiplayer online.
So there's no pausing the screento like unleash a special
attack. Everything is totally real time,
no pausing or slow down whatsoever.
Yeah, I mean, you could pick stuff.
It's button combinations, Buttoncombinations.
Then they slow down enemy and you do your stuff.

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But it's not. It's not, it's real time.
So, all right, let me talk abouthow I feel about this game.
So I have a lot of hours in right now, so I can discuss it.
How many you got? I didn't read how many, but it's
it's got to be up to like 30-40.It's up there.
But all right, I love the game. I have gripes with it and I can

(24:32):
decipher what is good and what is bad in it.
So I'll just explain it real quick.
Without going in depth, the storyline is great.
It has a mix of near Automata I've and that's the good part of
the game, the music and the fighting and the real time
fighting feels like near Automata.
So I could tell to somebody, because it's a square game, I

(24:53):
could tell somebody who had input and said, hey, you should
make it like. So yeah, it's like that.
It feels good there. And and Devil May Cry,
obviously, because the guy who made Devil May Cry is.
Doing that, doing the combat. So and they have scenes in there
that actually play like music that is totally not Final
Fantasy and is completely Devil May Cry, Hard Rock Fire going

(25:16):
everywhere. And I'm like, yo, this is dope.
Why do you do? But they get as cinematic, they
get as cinematic as God of War three as far as big things
coming at you like like just epic.
And I was like damn, this is dope.
But then there's another part ofthe game.
That's called the role-playing part and they really they really

(25:39):
fell asleep on that part becauseI fall asleep on that part.
So it's it's more like it's likethe first near near replicant
the the remake they did or the the frequently did or the
original but they did it over. But yeah, it plays like the
missions and that that get repetitive back and forth.
You just do fetch quest over andover and you literally.

(26:01):
Can just go to the map because you don't run to the place you
can, but you literally go to themap and teleport to the spot
that has the icon, walk to the icon, talk to the person and
says, oh, I need these flowers for my dinner.
And I'm like, all right, I go find 5 flowers in the field and
then I just warped back to them.Thanks so much for the flowers.

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It's amazing. And I get cold.
And that's literally the most boring things you could do.
So they shouldn't have the way they put it in there.
And it's literally like how it wasn't near, like what I didn't
like in the original near those fetch quest was garbage.
And usually in a role player fetch questions aren't that bad
because you when you have to fight something or hunt

(26:42):
something and and get it from that enemy and stuff like that,
that's cool. I spent like 2 hours trying to
find this enemy and I was like dude, it's like 3 in the morning
I got to find this thing and then I did and it's like, oh,
but there's another one. I got to find him too.
So those are fun because you actually do a fight and the
fighting in it is fun. But as far as giving us like a
nine or an 8, even the way it isas a game, no, I wouldn't give

(27:06):
it that high rating, yeah. It would be more in like
7:00-ish. It's great.
It's good. Could it be still too early to
give it a number though? No, no.
So they can't, they can't do anything to fix.
That no, they can't fix. Really.
The amount of times I've fallen asleep walking into a wall is
like this is not a night. Maybe we're just tired.
But you're also playing at 3:00 in the morning.
Yeah, you're probably tired. You.

(27:27):
Know when I'm fighting is interesting, when I'm not, it's
not at all. Might be too tired for the like.
When I get to the story, no, that's not storytelling.
When I get to the storytelling, I don't fall asleep.
But I'm walking in the field andjust keep walking it to the
wall. Like, dude, this is the worst.
So wow, it's a mix. Wow, it's a mix.

(27:48):
That's hilarious. So I mean with our says it gives
it an 8. I mean, I'm not mad at you for
giving it an 8 to use their own,but I am.
I didn't beat it yet. Obviously I still want to play
it. It's still fun to play.
I just wish I could just go. I do get.
I do the mundane stuff in those types of games, like I did in

(28:08):
near the not automatic but near replicant.
But I did those missions, I did that 100% and I hated all those
missions. And then you really have to go
back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth.
So yeah, if I got into the lower.
So there's a lot of things you can do like reading lower into
it. There's a whole screen where you
can go in and just read. And I was like, all right, I

(28:30):
don't really do that. So maybe if I did that, it'd be
better. But yeah, I do like the
fighting, like the story, like the graphics, like the epicness
of it. But the Quest need a definite
request. Someone else needs to work on it
for the next game. There's no wonder it came out as
fast as it did compared to all the other Final Fantasies.

(28:51):
Damn, like they just showed thattrailer.
It was like, yo, this game was almost done.
I was like, dude, all fancy to take years and years and years
and years and years to make. This is not mine.
Yeah, this Devil May Cry came out in a year, so I wish it was
just Devil May Cry at this point.
Damn chaos. Interesting.
Now I got to play. I got.
See, now I'm interested in playing.
Now you got that? Take on it.

(29:12):
I still miss the term base, so the active time battle I still
like, but it is what it is. I'm a find out right?
But that's all. That's all I've been playing
this week. I've been doing, you know,
Breath of the Wild still just like mass producing the chat.
It's total tears of the Kingdom.Yeah, I was just about to get to
that and correct myself. It's tears of the.
Kingdom, I was like you went back to Breath of the Wild.
No, but we. Might as well.

(29:32):
Have to put in 200 hours of tears of the Kingdom and not
having the the games are different.
The first game, then I was, I was.
The Breath of the Wild thinking it was tears of the Kingdom.
No. Like there.
What the hell had somebody fighting with you?
I was. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not a coop. Missed coop opportunity.
It's a sage you know if you you know you beat the first real

(29:55):
dungeon then you're going to getthat character right there.
You see on screen the game is isaddicting as hell.
It's the only, it's the main game I'm playing that little
Street Fighter Six here and there.
The thing that happened, that was the game like scared me a
little bit last time. It gets a little spooky.
You know the part, the depths. You guys heard that they've been
talking about the depths. That's the underground.

(30:17):
Probably not supposed to spoil it's pitch.
It's no it's it's been out for two months.
People know it's the depth. If you didn't know, sorry about
this point. If you didn't, if there's no
spoiler, it's a part of the game.
You're going to learn. You're going to start the game
and then someone's going to talkabout the depths real soon after
you started anyway. So whatever.
It's pitch black down there, right?
So in order to see, you got to like, you know, throw or attach

(30:40):
the arrow and shoot this thing called the bloom seed, right?
So you can see a little bit. So I got tired.
When you're down there in the depths, you want to, like,
activate this thing that's called, I think it's called.
I forgot what it is. It's a light.
It's a big light tree thing thatjust lights the whole area
around you, which is awesome, right?
So I saw it in the distance. That's the only thing you can
see when it's pitch black. So I'm like, OK, it's right over
there. I'm too lazy to shoot these

(31:01):
Bloom seeds so I could see what's around me while I'm
flying there. So I'm just like gliding
straight to that's. Your first mistake?
Yeah, I would just it was pitch black.
I'm gliding straight to this like you know the the light
thing that I got to activate andthen I ran into like a boss
pitch black right. Oh fuck that.
It was it was a boy and it just wasn't like any mini boy.
This was diesel. No I I just recently beat like

(31:23):
the first dungeon right called Cole Guerra is the boss.
What He's this big thing and it takes a while to beat him so he
was in the depths also after I killed him in the sky so any the
boys battle is different So I'm like no I was like I'm not I was
like I don't have enough food onme.
I was like my arm is messed up. I was like, I am not fighting
this dude right now. So I had to poison for a little
bit. And that was a little high at

(31:44):
the time. So I was just like this.
I was, I was really like, I was shook.
I was like, oh shit, this boss is right here.
And it was pitch dark, so it freaked me out a little bit more
than usual, like Resident Evil type freak out.
So I was like, I'm going to keeppause.
For a minute and I was like, I'mgoing to keep.
The game pause for a minute. It was about like, I was like,
OK, all right, I'm going to fight the boss now.

(32:06):
I was like forget this and I eventually beat them, but I had
it was different. The boss bow was a little.
If he didn't want to fight afteryou with his ass.
They'll chill, man. I'm in the depths now.
Chill. It's down the dark to leave you
alone. I got a cool crystallized
whatever thing that boosts my battery or whatever after I
after I beat him. But I was just like I was shook.
I was like whoa. I was like they have regular

(32:27):
like this is a dungeon boss I. Should have bought your dundam
with him. I just about say you should have
made a dundam or a trap contraption that puts spikes on
him or whatever the fuck they doonline.
Or a flashlight. You hold this.
Real. All that.
You can't make a flashlight? No.
There are flashlights in the game and I could have attached
it to my shield. I was lazy.
I was glying like this. I was like, OK, I see it's a
light route, OK? I see the light route in the

(32:49):
distance. I'm just gonna fly there.
And it's just like, you see Colgara, the name, you didn't
even see him at 1st and you see his HP gauge.
I was like, no. And the music change.
I was like, no way. They knew it.
They knew it. That's it.
Freaked me out. It really freaked me.
It did it on. Perfect.
So bass producer Red Dragon Huntwas the I didn't even get that.
I didn't even get that side quest yet.
That sounds kind of awesome though Like Glee Ox have been

(33:09):
killing me. I have not been able to be the
gliac yet. Jesus, 3 headed Dragons.
They have not 3 headed dragon. Yeah right.
No I was. I wasn't playing when I came up
from that song idea years ago. I was not playing around.
It's like they now, they put himin tears of the Kingdom and
they're freaking killing me every turn.
Such a deep cut because everybody knows what the hell
you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what I'm making the face.How would you bring a reference

(33:30):
like that? Everyone is like, well, he'll
he'll go all in on the referencejust for us and no one watching
it knows. Has no idea what he's talking
about. But he will not.
He does not care. Keeps going, if you will keep
going. I'm sorry.
Long ago we did a song called 3 Headed Dragon.
Yeah, it's like, so that idea just it came from the gliac.

(33:51):
That's so to see that in Tears of the Kingdom and to see how
powerful that boss is, I'm like yo would inspire the song.
Why? Why did you even?
Bring. Exactly.
Wait, first of all, why did you even bring that?
That song was terrible. So now people want to hear the
bad song, I don't think. Why even reference that.
I don't think we sold it though.That was like on a.
I know, but now people going to ask for it and it's a bad song.

(34:12):
Good job. Ah, it was the Gliac though,
man. It was, yeah, Yeah, that's
inspired for. The That's news to me.
All right, let's move on to Chuck, man.
Let's get away from Turbo. Let's get away from.
Before he brings up more stuff. Yeah, for.
He's a demo song. Any other song it.
Could have been anyone. Bring up in demos.

(34:35):
Man, you could have just made something up.
I'm sorry, but the GLIAC has three heads.
It fits. Oh my God, that was the
inspiration. Go ahead.
Well, I tried to play Street Fighter Six.
It's on Friday. It didn't go too well.
I forgot it. Yeah, we played that play.
That was great, bro. That was a little rough.
We got points. This was the.
Have you guys kept track of points?
Yeah, I'm keeping track. It's J got like 5.

(34:55):
I tried to put it where you actually won.
No. You lost on this one?
I lost. It never mind.
Liked. No, no.
You can keep playing it. Keep.
Playing it. You're not gonna find me winning
to. Try to help you.
I try to. Help you, damn it.
But now I lost. Like all the most of the sets
went to five games except for the one I fought.
Except for this one, cuz Jay beat my ass.

(35:18):
Does that mean that is me? Yeah, that is you, Kimberly's
probably. Just I was playing.
I played turbo, went to five, lost.
No, I beat him the first set andthen the second set I lost and I
played Hyper Slap twice. Both sets went to five lost in
the last round. Damn.
Both times. So would I.

(35:38):
No. So would I.
They went to was hyper slap. It went to five both times.
Yeah, 2222 and I Oh my God. I was like I went bad during one
of them. I was like, yo, that one match.
I was like that one one whiff cost me the freaking set.
I did that twice in both sides. I was like I don't deserve to
win. I don't deserve.
Because he's good with those review combos.
Oh no, this is a hyper slap fight.
I mean no. I mean no.

(35:59):
I do want to see this. I do want to.
See this. I love to read you a few times
for that stupid kick and I don'tknow how to do it.
I love guile. Let me not show more of this.
Man, And now you can. You gotta go to the street and
watch it, man. Let it run.
Check it out the street. Go to the live I play.
Go. To the live stream.
Check it out y'all. I played JP.
I was done JP. No, I don't like JP.
I hate fighting JP. Yeah, especially the way that

(36:20):
genru uses them. I want to spectate.
That was like, what the hell is that combo?
It's just it was he's. Got a long ass cane he hit you
with. Got the purple ship flying.
He's got a throw projectile. Like what's?
Going on that project that. Sounds project as fuck.
That projectile command. One of that.
Watch one of those. Matches is unknown.
There he goes. Boom.

(36:41):
That's how I lost the match. And I was close.
I was about to make. I was about to make a comeback.
I took a round off him a couple of times.
I never beat his. Yeah, perfect on me.
I turned it off. I was like.
Perfect on me. I spectated the rest of the
night. Wow.
Really. Wow.
Yeah. Retired you got the.
Rest of the night. Damn, he took your soul like
that. Yeah, he was saying some he

(37:02):
might as well have been. Wow.
Damn, that is hilarious. Yeah, that was.
But Jay, how did you like Kyle? How did you like Kyle?
Jay. I beat him.
You be in the second match. You be in the second match.
But there is a short on the channel where I where I was for
you, and I rearranged J Pete's jaw for the win.
You know what I'm saying? It was great.

(37:24):
Took that man down. I hate.
Broken ass characters and I hatehow everyone flocks to broken
characters. You know.
I don't have respect. You know what?
Funny enough, I do not fight toomany J P's online.
I don't fight too many of them. I.
Don't fight. Not fun to you.
But when I face them, they're they're killers.
They're all killers. They're all, they're all insane.

(37:45):
Yeah. They're both.
They add the new characters, they gonna be just.
He's the boss of the game, right?
Yeah, yeah, kind of, yeah. Depending on who you pick.
But yeah, he's Bison's father. Who is he?
No, man, there's nothing. To do about.
You just made that up. He's making a.
Show. I mean, honestly.
I think he was an associate of bison.
He has the power. He has his dark psycho has the
psycho power. Yeah, he has that.
That's about it. They're both psychos, alright?

(38:06):
But coming up this Friday, we'vegot Mortal Kombat.
Ohh. That's right.
It's the release the. Release is this Friday.
It's not Game Pass. I'll take you.
You preordered it. Yeah, I preordered it.
So. The over media glitch is thrown
down on that night. No, man.
He wants to. He wants to smoke right away.
He knows I'm bad at the game. He's gonna be learning too,

(38:27):
though. He knows.
He'll do it. Nah, he's not.
He's. Me knows yeah, he's gonna be.
He's inanely talented at Mortal Kombat.
No, he loves Mortal Kombat. No, he come that quick.
Mortal Kombat is his, like, Street Fighter is my game.
Mortal Kombat is his game. You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, listen.
But is Street Fighter off the fight to him?
It's Guy's name now, right? It's Guy's game.

(38:47):
No, it's not. No, it's not because you.
Are you changing your character?No.
Are you? Why would I change my character?
You lost. I got points.
Shit. Dude, dude, you won one set.
That's all I need after you. Lost the set I need.
One You got one talk about, oh, I got Tate's character.
That's it. That's it.
I just need. One wait, what's the What's the

(39:07):
total? What's the total tally of
everyone's points? I'll tell you.
And I remember Reicon. Reicon got me one.
Sure did. So I don't even think it's 10.
Hold on one second. We need 20.
All right, so Reicon got you one, Styx has four, Cirque has
one, and Turbo has two. Hold on a second.
So that's total of 8. Kag in the building.

(39:27):
What a KAG KAG man Okay. Building Kag Man.
But yeah, total of 8. Kag says all of these are his
games. Kag okay the world.
Kag, you're talking about Mortal?
Kombat, right? KAG talk about Mortal Kombat.
I'm interested to see how they're doing them in the
freaking new one. Yeah, I yeah.

(39:48):
Listen, this will have to take me a glitch on in mortal combat.
Well, we still gotta do our Street Fighter challenge.
Remember when Joe popped in for a multiverses for one, For one
thing, he's like, what is this game or whatever?
And he's like, he played it. Yeah, I played it for a couple
of rounds or whatever. I was like, oh, he's picking up
on it, you know, pretty quick orwhatever.
I'm like, I get out of here. Damn, Get out of here.
Get out of here. Smash him up.

(40:08):
He didn't. Like it though.
He tried to get cute. You know, like when you're like,
oh, picking it up? No.
Get out of here. Go back to Mortal Kombat.
He's picking up the game. Let's turn.
I was like, let's turn it up or not.
Yeah, yeah, like, let's let's get him out of.
Here. Oh, he's used to it.
OK, OK, destroy him. Dude, I think I'm too bad.
Challenge. It's too late now.
He's gonna be all Mortal Kombat and then it's gonna be taken.
It's it's over. No, no, no.

(40:29):
We're gonna, we're gonna alternate it, man.
You're gonna be playing Mortal Kombat.
Bizarre. There's no Street Fighter.
I'm gonna be playing Mortal Kombat.
I'm gonna be. There's no more Street Fighter?
Well, there's no Mortal Kombat pros over here.
Exactly. Look man, I've been playing this
Raiden and Scorpion for a long time, so there's no Mortal
Kombat pros over. Here no Mortal Kombat 2 maybe,
but I have to play. Again, we can do it guys.

(40:50):
We can do it alright. Mortal Kombat 3 made me not want
to play Mortal Kombat. Welcome.
Well, this is not. What Ultimate Mortal Kombat 3
was mad fun with the run up and the?
And the I didn't like the kind of bizarre ones playing you
with. Air guys, dude.
I know it's playing air, guys. I want to play your Final
Fantasy, Dissidia. No.

(41:10):
No one's playing that. No one has that.
No one has that game. No, and Air guys is not, it's
not online really. Actually probably could play the
arcade version and and the emulator.
I played a. Little WWE2K23, just a little.
We're bringing that back soon also.
That's a great game. Great heavy metal in the

(41:32):
building. What up please?
Burn. No.
Burn something in there. That was.
Great. Yeah, Al.
What you been playing, man? Yes, I'm glad you asked, cuz
I've only played one game. Yay.

(41:53):
And then I quickly stopped playing because I was playing
Blasphemous the first game. Yes.
Are you playing the first one? And this is actually the part
Yes. Then I stopped this place.
Yes. This no, no area.
Yes. Hold on.
This is the part I stopped. I can't tell if I'm if it's up
last, just one or so. Shut up.
Yes. I.
Can. Alright, look.
You can't ohh man in memory of Bob Barker.

(42:15):
Yeah. Rest in peace.
Yeah, a safe, brief part has a question.
A safe. Report, dude, that makes me
laugh Every. Time I play that question every.
Talks on Starfield. I have not played it yet.
Who's going to play it terrible?You're playing that right with
your 50 million. Games I've downloaded.
We have downloaded the game. I have not played it yet cuz I'm
addicted to tears. But I'm gonna be playing it by

(42:36):
the next podcast. I will have played it for at
least a couple of hours because I'm a Mass Effect guy.
I love Mass Effect. This reminds me of Mass.
Effect. Can you cloud stream this cuz?
I don't have enough space on my hard drive for that man.
On your PC, you put it on your PC, Yeah, I don't know if your
PC, you can probably run it. I mean, you have a graphics
card, so you can probably run it.
On potato mode you can run. It potato mode?

(42:58):
Yeah, September 3rd. Was your birthday happy?
Birthday. Birthday.
There we go. Yes. 48 hours in, I'm gonna
check out Starfield. 48 hours. But I heard it was that's.
Why I haven't started it? This well.
Because they the hours you have to throw into it is crazy right
now, yeah. And I was planning on playing it
this week. I'm sure the first two hours

(43:19):
you're just gonna create your character, that's.
Why? Yeah, I know what I'm.
Saying the first hour, at least that's why I didn't do it yet.
Not everyone. I hate a lot of great things
about a lot of great things about Starfield.
I'm glad it's doing well. This is the jump right here.
Yo. And it's still Yes, this is the
jump right here. Yes, let me see what's.
Bad about this jump. You have to time your swing
swing to the thing, so you have to like, stick.

(43:41):
And there's a few jumps like that.
My God, dude. I kept getting hit by that.
You can tell far I wanted too, though.
It's a very big difference, yeah, yeah.
But that that move alone, that the fact that you have to like
stick the sword into the side ofthe wall instead of having a
wall jump together, that that was they got rid of that.
Now you're making man X and theyhave the the wind blowing in the
opposite direction, my God. And then the floor is like, icy.

(44:03):
So you'd like slide over like, yo, this is crazy crazy.
Oh, happy birthday to Bazaar too.
Apparently his birthday was on set.
Hey, happy birthday to our intern.
Happy birthday guys. Birthday tour.
Everybody's. Hard.
Everybody's just aging on us. Everyone's aging.
We haven't had any birthdays. Cuz we're not aging.
Hold up, hold up. Sensational.

(44:25):
It's for all the birthdays. Hell yes.
Yeah man, Happy birthday. Hope you have a good one, but
that was pretty much it. That's pretty much all the games
we played. Blasphemy.
That's it. All right.
All right. No, it's a high.
Round these games are getting they're getting too addicting.
I want to try. I can't play that many.
I want to try * field on the portable, but I know why when I

(44:46):
have a highly capable system no use the whole.
Don't, don't, don't crap on the game like that.
I have to test it on, don't test.
On your Steam deck is going to start smoking.
Now I play on smoking. OK, yeah, shout out to the chat.
There's 15 people in here, but hey, what up everybody?
Welcome back. Everyone's talking.
Welcome. You guys can talk.
Don't be shy, guys. Don't be shy.
Say hello to the Lurkers, to thechat.

(45:08):
Yes, everybody. Hell yeah, man.
I'm gonna miss everybody. I'll miss everybody.
Classic phone, phone thugs, phone thugs.
So I think it might be time. For what?
Oh, whoops, for a dance. Could you imagine?
Let's go. That'll be another segment.

(45:30):
We'll. We'll do it eventually.
And it's time for the. News.
Wow. Wow.
All right, so let's go over the news topics of the night, Y'all.

(45:51):
And then we'll go get into it more in depth.
All up in it. Yeah, so Nintendo reportedly
demoed Switch to, you know, thatthat system that they didn't.
Talk about Yeah man, that's great news.
At Games Com 2023. That's this year.
As lately, lately comparable to PS5.
And Xbox series. Nice.

(46:13):
We'll see about that small screen, 720P cover.
The Noodles unleashed Caffeinated gamer friendly
version of his famous noodles onJapan.
Caffeinated. Yeah, they just let out.
They just drop the noodles on the continent.
They could just get rid of that.I just.
Why? It's just a joke.

(46:34):
Unity faces backlash over controversial runtime feat.
Yes. Unity all.
Right. A little light on the news this
week, Lord. Shababa.
Lord Shababa, Lord Shababa, the Lord the Lord.
Alright, let's get. Let's get back into our thumbs.

(46:58):
All right, let's see. Starting.
That's it for the new. Wow.
Yeah, that's what we've got. Oh, perfect.
But there's a lot of stuff. There's a lot of stuff coming
up. There's a lot of stuff coming up
this week. Tomorrow.
Of course. It's after Today Tomorrow.
Next podcast? Yeah, that'll probably be the
topic. Yes.
So it's a topic you. So let me see on here.
No, sorry. Lord.

(47:20):
Oh my screen went black. You guys say Nintendo remotely
demoed the Switch to at Gamescom.
So behind enemy lines, No. Behind the scenes they pretty
much, if we go by what people have been saying online, have
shown off what the switch to or the next system that has not

(47:43):
been named Switch. So they showed up.
They showed a souped up. Zelda Breath of the Wild, If
this is to be believed, they showed Zelda Breath of the Wild
or Tears of Cane and whichever, they didn't know the.
Wild, they said they didn't knowwhich one it was.
They didn't know which one it. Was most likely it was the newer

(48:05):
one, but they say Breath of the Wild.
It's Breath of the Wild, the guythat they did the.
I wish they would have showed the E3 demo that that was for
Okarena time, like now. They showed that with graphics
that they do now. That would imagine that would
have been pretty dope. But yeah, apparently they did
that and with no suggestion thatthe game will be rereleased.

(48:25):
Thank you. Imagine as a, as a we can
release title. They better not.
Switch fatty. The switch fatty word.
And this is they show the epic The Matrix Awakens Unreal Engine
Five tech demo, which is. It's pretty dope.

(48:46):
Yeah, I forgot all. About it to have that on the on
a Nintendo system and it wasn't smoking.
No, not really not. It's on fire.
And they were using DLSS upscaling technology alongside
ray tracing, which the current systems have a hard time doing.
But yeah, they say comparable toPlayStation 5 and Xbox series.

(49:09):
I wonder if they did it on a TV and was it in like a development
studio computer? I don't know if it's going to be
on a portable, they didn't say anything about it being a
portable or anything, but I'm pretty sure the dev system is
going to be a box. You know, like like always, they
didn't say anything about joy, condrift.
Yeah, in the Matrix it was more of an effect.

(49:30):
They'll have two versions of thecontroller.
The drift will be $20 cheaper than the one that actually.
Works, yeah. It's a part of the new
technology. Yeah, it's.
You're controlling things for you, Fixing yourself for $20
less or get it already fixed. Nintendo's like, yo, you're
going to pay for it anyway. So shut up.
Exactly. That's exactly what they said.
We'll put a fucking link face onthe controller, you moron.

(49:52):
And raise it $30. You're still going to buy it?
Oh yeah. Exactly.
They're going to say stop sending it back to us already.
And you want us to do with this,Obviously we can't fix it.
Can't. Fix our own technology.
They actually did do a they did They did have some new tech.
They had a new patent or a new how Howl type sensor controller

(50:16):
for the for the joy cons. Well, for the analog.
Fix so. We're thinking that it's going
to be in their next controller so that the drift doesn't happen
because if it's magnetic. Shouldn't happen.
That's the number one thing theyshould have been working on.
Yeah, liquid is liquid. Magnets, yeah, is what it was.
Liquid magnets. Yeah, so kids can break it and
drink the liquid magnets. Yeah, it's not gonna be good.

(50:37):
It'll be the. New TIE Pod challenge, yeah.
Yeah, somebody will try it. Terrible cuz they're idiots.
Yo. It's crazy like the challenges
that people do on TikTok man. Like I'm like, how dumb are you?
It's like stop. It's like what?
Is wrong with you. They don't.
Know it's bad till they're in the grave.
Unfortunately, but yeah, so there's rumors.

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It should be tomorrow, they're going to announce.
It yeah, man, they ain't going to be announced No 10.
It's possible. It's possible.
I doubt it. The cat is out the bag to talk
about it. 4 But I think it's exciting.
The D What's it? DLSS or whatever?
Boom. No, there's the thing that is.
One of the most exciting features of a possible Switch

(51:21):
successor. Well, the video's been doing the
upscaling for a while now, so. It's the fact that Nintendo
never had a console where it's you play older games on and
they're upscaled and better. PC.
What PC type shit PC doesn't? Well, yeah, well, this is the
thing. The dev kit you're talking
about, I heard was actually a PCbased on the new.
Switch successes, specs or whatever like that.

(51:42):
And I'm like the fact 4K60. Frame not 4K, not 60.
They said 4K60. No, I don't believe.
It you don't think of. Bro, they said 4K60 about this
generation. Yeah, exactly, exactly.
You never believe it. Come on, sign.
Ray Tracy. I come on.
Signed. Ray tracing AT4K60, come on.
Well, no, no, it's not going to be the standard on the new

(52:03):
Switch portal, OK? You're just going to get old
Switch generation. It ain't the standard on PS5 or
Xbox right now come. On it's the standard what's you
just have some outlines. If it's portable, type of screen
is the GUI, I think it's probably.
Gonna be LCD out the box you don't have.
I wish it was. We don't have a high-priced Pro

(52:23):
like a high-priced version. Out the box for large.
That'd be smart. Maybe that would be smart.
They should throw. They should throw out OLED
early. They shouldn't wait a couple of
years like they did with the with this switch.
You know, like the 3DS XL and the regular 3DS.
Yes, like have a larger. What about the New 3DS?
The New 2DS, everybody? Oh God, it really doesn't feel
like 7 years it. Doesn't feel like 7 years to me.

(52:46):
It doesn't feel like 10 years. Depends what you talk about.
It doesn't feel like 20. Years.
I would love the chance which has been out like cuz like
usually when something's at the end, it's like, you know it goes
the last couple of titles, you know, you kind of know it's the
end. What announced the last couple?
We'll find out tomorrow if they can announce anymore.
I swear if there's like some significant shit still coming
out for the Switch, it's like, dude.

(53:07):
That Princess. Fuck is going on.
Princess Beach game will probably be on the land they're
talking Donkey Kong the talking F0.
But he's talking about like, what if they do, if they
announce Mike, If they announce a punch out and they announce a
Donkey Kong, and they announce the.
They finally have Metroid Prime.I still don't think there's
Metroid. I still.

(53:27):
Don't think, I think that shouldbe the launch side of it should.
I don't think it's gonna be on the switch if you ask.
Me. Yeah.
Cuz they came out with the remake.
Yeah, it was a remake, right? They came out with the remaster
and people were astounded about what that looked like.
I don't think they can blow thataway again with the same
generation of hardware. And they'd be like, oh, it's the
same as that. If it's not as good, it's not

(53:48):
better than that. Then what the hell?
I'm I'm thinking, like, all right, if you're coming out with
a switch to whatever the hell it's called, obviously you have
to have one of your main franchises as the main.
You know, like, oh, Breath of the Wild came out with a switch.
It's gonna come out with the newone and Tears of the King that
just came out and Mario wonders on the Switch so. 3D Mario, what

(54:11):
are you doing for the? Switch for Star Fox or Metroid.
It has to be one of those or both.
Well then they already don't sell like, but yeah, if I say
but it doesn't carry the system.No, no, no.
None of those Metro Smash Brothers does.
Yeah, people like the Mario Kartdoes Mario Kart.
Does well. Mario Kart 9 is like a given.
It better be there. That's what I'm saying.
Mario Kart 9 would be smart, Yeah, you know, Or the long

(54:32):
cart. Whatever they do, if it's a
smash cart, I still not sold that they're gonna do that.
It's been they. This is the one from last
generation. I know they keep adding things,
they keep adding things to it. They have to have a nine or 10.
A10 I think it is. I actually think it will be
called the Super Nintendo Switch.
I bet you they're gonna. I think that's a cool name.
That would be. I would like a cool name.
That's a cool name. I would accept that name.

(54:52):
Almost as good as switch thick. Or on the Switcher room, the
Switcher room, the Switcher roomsounds.
Like a scam? That's what Nintendo would do.
Sounds like a scam, dude. That sounds like a scam.
That is a fucking scam. Just bought the switcheroo.
It's actually a new box, but thesame system.
But Nintendo Japan would think that's an awesome.

(55:14):
Name switch The room. They don't know what it means
and they'll do it. They'll do something silly.
Kangaroo, it's like. What a stream will flip around?
Like switch, but I don't know why they did this.
Is not, I guess flipping a snap.Flipping a switch, they would.
They would, but it's a snap. Nintendo stack, yeah.
That doesn't make any sense. I think they were trying to do a
flip a switch, but you're snapping it.
Kind of just confused. Flipping a switch would have

(55:34):
made more sense. I think I'd.
I will know. I'll have more of an idea after
they're direct tomorrow, what the hell they're gonna do.
This might be a mini like, is it?
Is it 40 or? Nintendo, it's 40 minutes.
It's Nintendo, not third party. No, this is Nintendo.
Really. Again.
Yeah, they just had. That's why I'm like, stop.
And that was Mario. But they didn't have the ending.
You want them to stop. It's crazy.

(55:55):
They're gonna find out when he announced this new system.
They rumored that this console. It was going to be the power of
a PS4 Xbox One type thing, but now they're talking PS Five,
It's not going. To be a small screen PS4 that
looks like a PS5. But the DLSS that it ups it from
a PS4 type graphics to five withray tracing cleans it up.

(56:15):
A switch is going to smoke. If it's well, if you watch the
iPhone thing yesterday and they announced the new phone, they
had a game shown on the phone. And then he said, oh, this is
with ray tracing. They showed the game on the
phone at 8 frames per second, and then they show 60 frames per
second for the ray tracing one. I was like, what?
The what? What?
That has nothing to do with the frames for second.

(56:36):
What are you doing? What?
They've just tricked everyone. But they did announce a bunch of
Capcom titles resing before 8 orVillage.
They did switch a roof. Well, now the mobile games are
going to be more like normal games.
It's getting crazy. I am not trying to play games on
my phone. You can hook up to your TV.
Wow. Then it's all blending into one

(56:58):
now. But yeah, so we'll find out 4K.
I know what Nintendo's doing, 4K, but yeah, apparently they're
showing off the development kits.
Well, we'll see what it is tomorrow.
Well, if it's able to be that powerful, it's gonna be crazy.
All right, let's see what the next one is.
Right. This is the cup of noodles one.
This is the one I was waiting for.
This is yeah, Yes. This is funny, man.

(57:19):
This is the cup of noodles. It's cup noodles, right?
Not even couple of noodles. I always thought it was cup of.
I thought it was cup of noodles,but that's a Mandela effect.
For real it is. I always thought it was cup of
noodles. So the Cup Noodle has at least
caffeine. Cup of noodles.
Caffeinated. Gamer.
Friendly versions of his famous noodles in Japan?
That's crazy. Look at this.

(57:40):
Look at that. Yeah, that's crazy.
Nothing but colors. Nothing but energy.
Your head explodes. Your heart explodes.
It was on CNN. You.
Beat everyone in the game. That's wild.
So not only are you gonna drink your highly caffeinated drink,
you're gonna eat food that's highly caffeinated and then
probably eat a caffeine bar witha Red Bull.

(58:02):
And high, that's what I'm saying.
And they're already freaking hyped up playing a game like
your heart is gonna be like, yo,you.
Better win. You better win.
This is it. It's gonna be like those cats
that yell at each other that pass out from.
Yelling Yes. That's why they're testing it in
Japan. Man test market.
But listen, the amount of money you can get from them for

(58:22):
licensing though. Yeah, I got a cup of noodle now.
I'm surprised they don't have a game or beer.
They probably do caffeinated. I haven't seen anything.
It's called no, no. Like marketed for gamers like a.
Caffeine. When I looked it up, I saw a
bunch of Ipas. The one that they had like a
gamer name, for real, Yeah. The drink that was banned and

(58:44):
they had to change the taste of it.
The one that the shake head for loco.
For Loco was caffeinated. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I was death. Yes, that was blackout.
People were like, wow, passing out ball.
They had the changes dying. So I don't think they can do
that. That's why you can't have Red
Bull in what is it? Vodka.
How do you? Eat.
I'm drinking rum. Ruming Red Bull.
That's why you can't you can't market that like as a drink

(59:07):
itself. Red Bull.
Like you can't just make it. As a company, they halfinated
noodles, though. That's why it's.
I don't think it tastes. I don't think it tastes the
caffeine in it. I mean, why I don't?
Think you taste caffeine? It would have a weird taste, I
would believe. Why I can't?
But there's a lot of spices, though.
There's a lot of spices in thereI can imagine.
There's a there's a shit ton of salt, too.

(59:29):
Yeah, it's gonna be cool. But they changed that taste.
Caffeine Instead of salt, they give it to Lab Rats.
So what if? You just say the rats.
No, the rats found the maze. They went to the maze like the
freaking flesh. They're like, you should have
given me coke. I'm like this is better off.
This is just as good as Coke Manthe drink.

(59:53):
Wow. Yeah, I don't know about that.
I don't need caffeinated ramen. That's crazy.
Yeah, I'm good with Red Bull. A little.
A little Red Bull. I can't drink.
They have the big Red Bull. I never bought that.
I did it once. I never bought that.
I bought that one time. I'll give you a packet, and that
was a lot. It's a lot.
I was up the whole day. I give you a packet. 3 Red
Bulls, basically. Yeah, I can do the middle.

(01:00:14):
The middle one is the. Whole day it's a 20 ounce can.
Dude, that's too much. Yeah, that's been over 3 bucks.
Never. Never Over 3 bucks on Red Bull.
He's Joe. I was trying to go to sleep.
My heart's racing. I'm.
Like, I was like, this is not happening.
Yeah, come on, man. Not good, Not good.
Yeah, we're good with that cup. Cup noodle.

(01:00:34):
I still it's cup of noodle. Damn it.
I know, right? I always thought it was cup of.
Noodle cup O noodle soup. Yeah, I always said.
Oh. Liars, that's not what Y'all
named it, all right? Unity's new per install pricing
enrages the game development community as it should.
Yeah, as it should. And they they responded today,
too. We'll get into that.

(01:00:55):
But what they did like they're in competition with.
With what you call it, it's Unity.
And then there's the other Unreal Unreal 5.
And those are pretty much epic. The easiest ones to yes, it's my
Epic, the easiest ones to program for from what I've
heard. I'm not a programmer, I'm sorry,
but those are the ones they go to and they get pretty good

(01:01:16):
results out of them. A lot of Indy developers do use
Unity though, and because it's free, it was free.
Now to have a per install pricing based on how many titles
you sold. If you want to show this little
diagram, if you're watching it'seasy to see, but I'm going to
read a little bit from what theyhave there.
So it's if from one to 100,000 it's $0.15 per install.

(01:01:42):
If you're on on Unity Pro it's 20.
If you're on Unity Personal or Unity Plus it's $20.20 per
install and Unity Enterprise. If you're on there, it's 0.125
cents, so. Depending on the tier that
you're in, it's cheaper. But for a developer who's not

(01:02:04):
going to sell a lot, and you're asking $0.20 per install, so if
somebody installs it tries your demo.
It counts for demos too. So if you just install this in
your system, you got to pay $0.20 per person.
So if you're looking at big numbers, that's going to hit
real bad. If you're looking at, if you're
looking at like a not even big number, you're under the

(01:02:25):
100,000. If you get 99999, all nines.
If it gets all nines, you get one more install.
You got to pay $0.20 per all that.
That's crazy, but jeez, that's that tier at 100.
At 100,000 through 500,000 it's still 20.

(01:02:48):
It's all all the first tiers arethe same $0.20 and then it goes
$0.75. It's ridiculous.
Just look at the graph though. There's a lot of numbers.
That's crazy. But but yeah, jeez, they said
it's not going to impact the small developers.
How so? According to them, I don't know,
maybe there's something something you sign that says you
don't pay that I don't know, butit will hurt them tremendously.

(01:03:12):
But if you're in the 1,000,000 /1,000,000 it says it's 1 cent
per install. Big difference.
That's like, what if I make a game right, and then it blows
up? Yeah, I'm screwed.
No. If it's over 1,000,000 screws,
over a million is 1 penny. I released a demo.
I'm not even It's not even for sale.
It's a demo. Yeah, and it goes viral and it
just blows. Up What if No one buys your

(01:03:33):
game? You're like.
What if everyone just plays? No, I'm saying just the demo.
What? Everyone just played the demo,
didn't buy the game. Where's your income?
Cast out? Exactly.
It's like, Oh no. Yeah, and you gotta pay the same
amount. How am I gonna pay this?
Ass now exactly they should havelike have something in place for
that like. So if you if you go to Game Pass
or PlayStation Plus, right? Or whatever they call it.
Now if they if they pay you but all those people install the

(01:03:58):
game and it counts for console installs too all that chunk that
they paid you pretty much half of that or whatever is going
back to the to the. I mean, I mean, listen, the
company's got to make money, butI think that's not the way and
the backlash on it. Wow is huge, especially when any
developer that's not selling like, what, 500 titles, like,

(01:04:21):
that's a good day. Like they sell 20 games in a
day. Like yes, right?
I can't believe it but if they're paying back on that just
for install is not a good plan. Well the usually other companies
that have like a like a like a one time payment and yeah or
they'll have it free. Or they'll take a present, Well,
they'll have it free and then you can release your game.

(01:04:43):
But then it's like they'll just they'll only take money if.
After it hits a certain after. Yeah, after a certain amount.
Of decent deal that doesn't blowup, right that makes.
That's probably what it was before.
But as far as like for no names,like you know how many games
come out that don't sell And they're like, oh now I'm going
to go on a red. If I make a game and it doesn't

(01:05:03):
sell obviously already you already did the like if you are
one person and you made this game over 8 years, you bring it
out. It does like. 500 and 500,000
and six and you get a check that's in the red and you
wasted. Eight years by yourself and you
had mild success. Just to get a.

(01:05:25):
And then you got to pay back or you don't make nearly as much as
you thought you were going to make to survive.
But I'm sure they had to look atthe numbers and say, all right,
if we do this payments, it's going to hurt them more than
doing this payment depending on how they have it math out.
I want to hear from if there's anybody in the chat or anybody
watching who's a game developer or indie game developer.

(01:05:47):
I want to know your thoughts on it.
Cuz it's free, but you had free tools for them.
They're like, fuck, yeah. They have free tools to develop
and they. Yeah, yeah, Like when you sell,
these companies take 30 percent,40% already.
Yeah. So it's out of the sale because
I don't think I've messed with Unity before.
You wouldn't if you had to pay. But now I'm hearing this, I'm
like, no. Listen, Epic.

(01:06:07):
Epic is like I'm if you haven't invested in Epic yesterday.
It's good. You would have made a lot more
money today. No, it's not going to happen.
It already went up probably. But if you did it beforehand,
the amount of people that are going to move over to just use
freaking. It's like the.
Unreal 5. It's like ridiculous.
It's like the Photoshop. If they keep the subscription

(01:06:28):
service. Yeah, but if they keep this
going the way this is, everyone is going to just move all their
stuff over. That's crazy.
So it was free before, right? Yeah, it was.
It was like as it. I don't think Unreal has a.
You could use Unreal Free. No, that's.
Unreal is. There a payment thing for?
There's a payment, yeah. Cuz I see a lot of like just no
name is just go out make like the elder unreal.

(01:06:50):
But why do you think I use? Freaking.
That's why you unreal, because it's.
I was like, oh, this is. Cool, that's like for you.
I need to learn how to use this.It's.
Unreal. But unreal, they said.
It's a death knell to the company if they go through it,
yeah. I don't know man.
I think if you go over a million, then you should then
you incorporate the payments. Not under 100,000, like 100,000
or under. That's just nitpicking and

(01:07:11):
killing the little guy. I think that that would.
Work like, change it. If you do more success, you be
like, I'll pay, I'll do it a little bit right, Whatever.
It's not going to hurt me. I'm still living right, but not
for under 100,000 or they shouldjust take a percentage like of
sales or whatever? Yeah, I mean, but this is what
they not from the demo, not frominsults.
Like just just for so you have. To make sales.

(01:07:32):
And you're not losing until you're making right?
Exactly, exactly. Then I wouldn't mind it'd be.
Like, all right, you know what? I'm living.
Everybody's happy you're getting. 20% A very small, small
percentage. Yeah, they got some singles, 1%,
but it's like, you know, everybody's happy, then
everybody gets paid. But they did respond, though,
they said today. Negative -0.00.

(01:07:52):
It's a big listen. I'm not reading the whole thing.
It's on. It's on X.
Twitter, Twitter, it's on X. It said today we announced a
change to our business model which includes new additions to
our subscription plans and the introduction of runtime fee, not
one time run runtime and we wanted to provide clarity or
clarifying answers to the top questions most you were asking.

(01:08:15):
So what a play on words there. Yeah, yeah, Runtime.
You heard it wrong. It's like the risk free trial,
it says. The developers who will be
impacted are generally those whohave successful games that are
generating revenue way beyond the thresholds we outlined.
And I'll blog. Like we said, when you're making
money, you're not going to miss the little bit that they're

(01:08:36):
asking for. But that's not what their plan
is. That's what they think their
plan is, $0.20. If you're doing a million, it's
1 cent. If you're not $0.20, how did
they, how did they like, reveal this information?
Did they just? Put up a tweet or something.
They announced it. I don't know if they did do a

(01:08:56):
tweet or an X. Right or an?
X. You can't call it a tweet.
It's not Twitter. Sent them an X.
They said they look for. They said they look for.
Posted X. They said they look for
sometimes they look for ways to lessen the impact on developers
and to provide ways to bring theruntime fee to 0 right if you're

(01:09:18):
using any of our ad products. Unity's gaming service or cloud
services, please contact us to discuss discounts.
So they'll work with you if you're using them and promoting
them, I guess, but they'll have to be all over your channel.
They try to do discounts, but I don't know man.
It just seems like it just seemslike a bad decision.
It's. Not good press.

(01:09:40):
Poison the well. They're like, yo, we're not
making money with this free shit.
And no one's to drink the water.We're not making money with
this. So they had other plans, and it
sounded worse. Like we don't do it.
We're going to go out of business.
So he knows to hit him with the one.
It looks like it doesn't hurt asmuch, but it all of it looks
bad. Take five cents.
I mean, that stuff that they added to Unreal, it's.

(01:10:00):
Crazy. I'll give him my $0.10.
Even style unity. Yeah, no, they make it.
They make it easy. The AI shit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. They make it easy.
You can do some pretty good stuff, so that's probably why
they they're like. AI cost a lot, Yeah.
They got to keep the service running.
Yeah, it does. But was like legit laughing to
himself like, I don't know. What joke was?
No. The joke was crazy.
It said no. And your head.

(01:10:22):
All right. Y'all.
So that's the news. Y'all.
Joke is crazy. News is over.
That is the news too. Funny.
And now we're on to the main topic.
Yes, now you're on break. Sorry, we're.
Going on a break. And we're back.
Y'all. We're going to hit y'all with
the main topic, which is rankingthe best Rpg's that we played,

(01:10:47):
that we played. I forgot.
To put we got to talk about that, we played I.
Was. Going to talk about our favorite
Rpg's and then let y'all know where we put them in our own
individual list if we need be. And I can leave your favorites
in the chat and see if they, youknow, intermingle with the ones
we're talking. About Yeah, Now what?

(01:11:08):
Classifieds, though as an RPG, there's so many.
The letters types, the letters, so many different types.
The strategy Rpg's just like a major real time Rpg's.
I'm gonna stop. We just taking all of them and
putting them together. Gonna do it like they're doing,
like them around the planet, andthen talk about them all
individually like little stars and why see what you're doing.

(01:11:31):
See what I'm saying? Come on.
Yeah. Yeah.
Too much. Oh man.
Why would? You see how they would go off
each other? No, man, you don't need no
script for that. What the hell was that?
I missed that stuff. What the hell.
Go buy scripts now. Just.

(01:11:51):
Just go off just ad libbing. Terrible.
Absolutely terrible. It's Macho Man's favorite
role-playing games all the time.Yeah, well, that the wrestling
RPG. I've yet to play it.
I've. Played it.
Hopefully it will be up in my top tier list.
I don't know, I don't know, but I would have played it, though

(01:12:11):
from what I played, it's good. I do want to play it.
Who? Is going first.
Yes. Who wants to go first?
That's so much pressure. Nervous.
That's. Cuz you saw.
All right, I'll pick one. Cuz you saw.
Yeah, I'm gonna name one that actually, I wanted to play again
recently. Triangle strategy.

(01:12:33):
Ah damn it, you took my shit triangle strategy.
Yeah, that's one of my favoritesfor the strategy role player.
I have a lot of most of my shitsare strategy, role-playing, and
probably like maybe three or four that aren't.
But yeah, triangle strategy is awesome.
I saw it. Oh, there's this new game that's
coming out, I think on Steam called sort of something, but it

(01:12:55):
looks just like triangle strategy.
Yeah, just like it. I think it's like sort of
cornelier or some shit like that.
But no, triangle strategy is incredible, really.
They took a lot of dope things from another strategy
role-playing game that I won't mention yet because it's on my
list. But they took a lot of cool
things from that game and implemented in the games where

(01:13:19):
like there's different paths andstuff like that and there's one
true path at the end that you can do.
And the characters are dope characters.
Dope voice acting is good, battles are dope, memorable.
They took away the thing that I I remember originally I didn't
want. I was a little iffy with the
game because it was Final Fantasy Tactics.

(01:13:40):
But a problem that I had with that game is when they're
standing in place on the battlefield, they're all moving
in place like this and it just looks goofy to me.
That was. A sign of the time, Yeah.
No, that's so I'm like, I didn'twant it like that, but like,
instead they have their weapons and they're like, you know,
breathing and shit like that looks more like a, you know,
like a battle that's going on, right?
Just a bunch of toy soldiers moving around.

(01:14:02):
But no, So it's it really climbed up my list of favorite
RPGs all the time. It's not #1, it's not not number
one, but it's definitely up there.
It's in there, definitely up there.
So yeah, triangle strategy all. Right.
I can go with mine. Let's start with Final Fantasy

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2. We're in America.
Y'all. Final Fancy two if you're in
Japan. Final Fancy four, of course, but
I know it is. Final fancy 2 with the with the.
The red with the gold text on it.
It's vividly in my imagination here.
It's like, it's crazy. But that's the first Final
Fantasy I played, so that's nostalgia.

(01:14:44):
Glass is hard, but it stands up well, well enough that I will
play Final Fantasy 2 over Final Fantasy 3 over Final Fantasy 6
if I had the choice. But that's because usually your
first Final Fantasy is the one that's going to be the biggest
momentum. It's weakened.
And she was. She was.

(01:15:04):
She was twirling around, weakened.
You gotta see how they see, but that's when they had little.
It's so much personality in thatgame.
It was. And the thing I liked about it
was the pacing. More than any role play that I
played, it had great pace. The pacing in it, you start,
they put you on in this. Big journey to have the.
Music that's in every final Fancy.
I'd love it every time I hear that castle.

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Music, even in final Fancy 16, Iheard I was like, oh wow, this
is it, It's here. I brought it back for that.
It's been in. All of the final fancies.
But. You just start the mission, you
go out there with your partner, and then you just add a member.
Add a member, add a member. You meet in the story.
They leave, they come back. That was the king of.
I'll leave your party and come back.

(01:15:45):
Jesus, there's so many times youthought characters are gone.
There's side misses. You could do that.
I like secrets that you could bring them back.
And I was like, dude, he's not gone.
No, they're not good. It's crazy.
So you got to find a frying pan,hit him in the head, the stupid
stuff to bring him back out of consciousness.
That was a crazy thing. But that had underground, that
had space. That had land and had water had.

(01:16:07):
It's stupid. It's so, so much in that game,
man. There was a lot going on and it
doesn't take long to beat. Like, you can legit beat that in
like 20 hours. Some people be like 10 hours
that they just run through, but usually it'll take like 40.
It had one of my two of my favorite villain names.
Rubicant. Rubicant, Yes was one.
And Golbez and. Golbez, I love those names.

(01:16:28):
Not a four feeds. Xeromas Oh, that's all the
Romans. Was also good.
There's four. Feeds or five feeds?
I can't. Four.
It's 4/4 of them. Yeah.
And. It would.
You know it was. The elements, everything was
basic. In it but but the basics is what
gets you into it and it's it's that crystals.
Even the newest game had crystals like they they followed
that. But I don't know man, this is

(01:16:48):
something about that particular one and the fact that I got all
the names on like I told y'all Cecil, I called him Cecil,
Cecil, Cecil I called Rosa. Rosa.
That was one name I got right. I called.
It was Yang. Yang.
Yeah, Yang. I called him Yang.
Ridia Ridia, I called. Yeah, it was Ridia.
I called her Radia. Which sounds cool.
I'm gonna ride you. No.

(01:17:10):
Who saw you? It said.
That name, right putting face. Didn't tell it and all that, but
yeah, I can remember all the characters names that that means
something. Because if if they did a Final
Fantasy 7 remake treatment to it, would you be cool with it?
Are you cool? No.
No, I would want it. I would want you want to see it
like that. I would.
Want to see a top tier? All the money thrown to it the.

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Same exact pacing. I don't want to see extra shit
like, oh, I got to find the strawberries for this cake.
Like, just let me play the game the way it's.
Supposed to be played but. Yeah, that's top tier.
It's one of my top if I might have to rank that way up but
like I said I know I know what abetter when a better role player
is out and it's been so many butnostalgia wise that's the first

(01:17:53):
one So that's gonna be it's up there.
I don't know if it's there yet. We'll let you know.
Actually, yeah I'm not gonna. I was gonna jump to action role.
Playing, but that's kind of complicated.
I'm gonna stick with two. It's too mixed up.
I'm gonna. Stick with term.
Base for a minute. One of the highest ranked ones.
Skies of Arcadia. That was on there.

(01:18:15):
Oh, that's so mindless. It's on there.
Definitely one of the best. When I which I played.
Oh man, it's like it's, it's. It was ahead of its time still.
Can't play it, bro. You remember the ship when you
when you get your own ship and. You get your own crew and you
keep. Going around the world and you
get more crew members and then they, you know, they do things
to your ship and they also upgrade your hideout that you
have. Also, it's not this.

(01:18:36):
I think the ship battles were innovative.
I don't think I've seen too many.
Ship battles, since that game, Really.
That's originally Dreamcast, right?
Yeah, originally. Dreamcast ported to GameCube,
yeah. Yeah, never played the GameCube
port, but this was Scott from Retro Rivals recently.
This was his first role-playing game.
I think they really, the community got him to play it and

(01:18:59):
he got him and he said, dear God, he's like, what have I been
missing out on? He's like this, yeah.
No idea. And I'm like, what a hell of A1
to start with. I'm like, this one was so good.
Yeah, so, so good, agreed. And yeah, this needs like
modern. Yeah.
This I would run through. I would play this again.
Yes, they need to have a companythat.

(01:19:20):
Makes or make a sequel all the PlayStation, Dreamcast and
Saturn, yeah? All of those role plays over
again, no matter what it is in the company that does that.
Yeah, funded by the people who made the game.
No, Skies over K was special. I mean, that shit was like 60
hours, but their ship battles were really intense.
They were really intense, like Assassin's Creed ship.

(01:19:41):
No, not at all. It's like, what?
Airship. Airship.
You. Know.
Ship. Ship.
Come on. Jeez.
Cannons, sails. Wower what?
No, the reason I didn't play that game was because.
It came out when. Grande did.
I couldn't choose which one to do.
Grande. Grande.
Oh, you say Grande, that's what.You said that Grande.

(01:20:03):
That Taco Bell came out and I got to get that every day.
I'm like when I came out I couldn't choose which ones.
I didn't pick either. They came out at the same time,
Grandia 2 and yeah. What about?
How about you talk? Speaking of Grandia 2, I was
about to say you might as well get inside.
You might as well. I mean, I was not.
Grandia 2 was. Fire.
I heard good things about the battle system.

(01:20:24):
I was out. If you yeah, if you played the
battle system right, you could go you.
Can finish battles without getting touched?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, if you played it properly.
It was like time, though. Active Time Battle.
Yeah, there's like a meter. Where it's like, you see all the
enemies and the characters and your characters, Oh yeah, I
remember. And then it like moves back so
you can stun people, so it'll and you could completely like

(01:20:45):
stop. Somebody's move.
Hit him at the right time, was your Baba said.
Shout out to the Grande meal. The things I remember that
particularly about that game was.
The cast where, you know, was a cool man character.
Yeah, he had a lot going on. Yeah, a lot going on, yeah.
He was very cool, man. Character.
Eleanor was cool. Millennia was cool.

(01:21:06):
Mary. Mary that recently got an
update. A remake, yeah.
They released it HD my PS4. Yeah, I think so.
It switched. Too, it came with a.
Switch, yeah and switch. Yeah, it was an HD.
I think it came up with Grandia one in that compilation, which I
probably should get cuz I never played Grandia One, Never played
Grandia One, never Same two. What was it 4 What was Grandia

(01:21:27):
1/4 I don't make. PlayStation 1 Saturn.
I was on Saturn. That was Japanese Saturn.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, This game was.Yeah, the meter on the bottom
row. This game.
I forgot about that. And then you target certain.
People who are up next to to knock their turn away.
Then you thought it's so cool, very surprised.
Flying tense. A kid.
Oh man, bring it back to her. Marine No.

(01:21:51):
This is top top. RPG Shit, this game, this game.
Really top man and. You know what's funny?
I don't think it's anything, it's the same, but Sea of Stars
has a a system where I think everybody has a counter on when
they're going to attack and you could legit stop them from

(01:22:11):
attacking like similar. It's similar to that.
So that's what intrigued me about Sea of Stars.
I'm like, I think I see some Grandia 2 shit in here and I'm
gonna fuck with it. Yeah.
So and Grandia 2, it's like the best out of everything.
Like it? Yeah.
Like the try the the combos and stuff.
Yeah, Grandia 2 was special. Yeah, man, that's on my list.
Also, the game was dope. Dope.

(01:22:31):
Dope, dope. But you got out.
I'm gonna say live or live alive, live alive, live, live
alive. Oh, that's a great.
You mean live it alive? No, the game is dope, man.
I had a little like the. The some of the.
Stories that you play. I wasn't really intrigued, but
it did. It did come together at the end.

(01:22:54):
It did right, and it did come together and it all made.
And I was like, OK, I get it now.
Yep. But some of the stories, I was
like, someone just got fucking dusted really quick.
Some of the stories I was kind of like, what the Hell's going
on? Who is that main character with
the purple hair? He reminds me of the dude that
was the Saturn Bomberman. Oh, this took a lot of
influences from a lot of stuff. Just do the.
I forgot it's a long Dragon Ball, doesn't he, Kev?

(01:23:16):
You know the. Purple hair Guy in the Saturn
Bomberman trunks from Dragon Ball?
No one knows what. Games he was from.
But he reminds me of him. He looks a little like him,
yeah, design. Wise, I know what you're talking
about. It's Trunks from Dragon.
Ball, stop. This was a great.
Game though? He's probably here.
He's trunks. It's a unique.
It's like a it's. A.
It's his own category. Man.
I can't even put it. It's definitely term based.

(01:23:36):
Yes, it's definitely term based.It's I.
Understand why it didn't come out during the 90s.
When it came out, yeah. Yeah.
We weren't ready yet. Yeah.
It's unique though. It's very different than
anything I've heard, any type ofR3G, he's like.
It's weird, definitely square soft.
Like it's definitely square typestuff.
Like I told you what they did. It's like, I felt like the game,

(01:23:57):
they tried to take the RPG, right and mash it with different
genres, like there's a horror, there's a horror one fighting,
there's a fighting. Yeah, it takes like Street
Fighter and makes it a RPG. It's like it goes through
different. There's a W like the western one
is like the western one a lot. You just have to set traps.
It's like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, what type of? Gameplay is that I forgot what
they call it, like kind of like a RTS in a way with futuristic

(01:24:18):
1A scifi. That's, yeah, the scifi, and
this is the horror one right there, wasn't there.
No fights and one of them there was yeah, there's no, there's
no. Fights for the boss only the
boss. Yeah, and it was good though it
was actually, cuz you're trying to figure out what's going on.
And they also had a like an arcade machine in this part
story. And it actually was a
full-fledged game that you couldplay within the game.

(01:24:39):
It was crazy. It was crazy.
It was crazy and in there. It's it was a good game but yeah
it's yeah. Good choice.
Good choice. It's me again.
Yep. Is this?
On Is this on? I'll knock two out, because
they're. Basically, sequels to each
other. Fire Emblem Path, Irradiance,

(01:25:03):
and Radiant Dawn. Those are close to probably my
they're definitely my top ten favorite games of all time.
Both of them Path, Radiance, Radiant on they probably, yeah.
I would say they are responsiblefor my favorite protagonist in
any game with Ike. Easily my favorite protagonist,

(01:25:24):
but. Yeah, these are the this is like
top of the top of the food chainwhen it comes to Fire Emblem
games, man. This this is game cube.
Game cube for Path Irradiance. And was it the weed?
It was the we that radiant on. But yeah, they didn't put a
collection again. Dude, I'm.
I'm. Funny thing is, it's funny you
say that cuz I'm like calmly waiting on the remake.

(01:25:47):
I'm like holding on tomorrow. They're gonna announce it.
Yeah, you will see me lose my shit.
This to the director gonna be out in the most yo and a punch.
Outlet me, have you been watching this podcast?
You know there's one game in particular that I'm dying for.
Remake. I'm not gonna mention it cuz
it's on my list but if the number two game would be those
those right there as a package remake because the characters

(01:26:09):
are so dope. It's the best case that the
story is so dope. The battles are, I remember
names of battles. That's how memorable they are.
Like Alynsia's Gambit, you know like that was like one of my
favorite battles in a strategy role-playing game and it's that
was a great foul and and it's funny because one of the later
Fire Emblems had I'm not gonna mention it cuz it's on my list.

(01:26:32):
I was so crazy about the music but when the newest one added
music from Path the Radiance andRadiant don't, I forgot how
awesome that soundtrack was. They had Battle War music and I
was like, yo this is getting me pumped.
I'm like it's just something about it just got me pumped and
it was it's just done so well and a lot of the ones that were

(01:26:52):
on the handhelds, I did not get that feeling that Path the
Radiance Radiant don't had. It just felt like, hey here's a
bunch of cool looking characters.
Sorry's OK, Protagonist is OK, battles are even OK.
But I don't care. Yeah, you know, like, I don't
care. Like I didn't give a shit.
I didn't care about the cast andwhen you build up cat.

(01:27:12):
Like when you play it again and you build up characters who are
kind of weak the first time around, you're like, oh, wait, I
didn't know they can get ill Youknow, like that's that was like
one of the first Fire Emblems I was able to do that in.
But those, yeah, I could play those.
I could play those after this podcast and be completely
thrilled. But yeah, they're they're up
there. They're probably like on my
list, probably like 2 and. Three, maybe three and four.

(01:27:33):
Like they're top, top. But yeah, not.
Bad and it's funny, those games.I think are, if you get the
physical, I think they're like they're getting the Shining
Force three treatment. I think they're like 300, four,
$100.00. So they got the radiance.
Really. Wow, they're getting.
Tough. They're getting tough to get, I
keep telling. Retro wolf.
Cuz you want to play them and I'm like, do what you can.

(01:27:57):
It's worth it. It's worth it.
Do what you can. They're, they're.
Incredible strategy. Role players.
One word, Dolphin. Dolphin if you know.
You know, Jay, they know. Dolphins in that game, though.
If you know, you know, but yeah,they're.
They're up there for me, OK? And another thing.
I got another old school one, yeah.

(01:28:19):
It's going to be for Super Nintendo, yeah, because they
had. Tons of role players.
I mean, you can make a whole night of just naming Super
Nintendo. Yeah, but.
I'm going with Earthbound, whichis.
Usually not something I'd be too.
Interested in, but the fact thatit had such charismatic nonsense
going on in the game and it was like the first one, The first

(01:28:41):
one that. Introduced like.
Modern day tech in something like a fantasy role-playing
game? Yeah, you literally had an ATM
you had to go to. The bank to get the money that
you. Won from the fights.
And you, you had to call your mom at home to save the game.
Like it had not. It had funny stuff in it.
But the fights reminded me of like old school dragon warrior,

(01:29:06):
Dragon Quest. But because there was like we
were at the point where characters were moving in the
fights and the enemies are moving in the fights, but they
did throw it back to that style of fighting.
So it's not my favorite fighting, but they did make it
fun with the sound effects and stuff like that.
But the music? It was great.
The characters are great and thestory was bonkers and if you

(01:29:29):
played it, I don't know if you could go.
I mean, you may be able to go back and play it if you like
quirky Japanese style storytelling, but I it's hard
for me to imagine what a remake of that game would be.
You would like live system because it's like, yeah, I
don't. Know live alive would be you
would like it if you played it. Yeah.
I mean, I think, I think Earthbound when I.

(01:29:51):
When I played, I was like, wow, yeah, this is the Mother, the
Mother series. I had to look it up, but it
wasn't in Earthbound. It was an earthbound, too.
It never came out. Remember?
Fucking the negative man. Oh yeah, the guy.
His smile and optimism gone. Then you.
See him crying? Like that's how fights win.
I could make a character. Called Negative Man and he's
just on his knees crying. Like, what the fuck is that?

(01:30:12):
It's a very interesting way of telling.
That's that's right from the beginning of the game when you
wake up. It's just like, all right.
What? Happened outside.
Neighbor stops you. He's joining a party and you go
to these times it's crazy. You found them.
You found negative. Negative.
That's a fight. That's a mother three.
That's an actual fight. The most depressed video game?

(01:30:34):
Enemy in history. That's the title of the video.
He doesn't even fight. So amazing cries and just
negative fan is depressed. Just get rid of it now.
Yeah, just look. That up if everybody's.
Oh my God, that's negative thing.
That's kind of comedy that it has, though.

(01:30:54):
Everyone's been begging. For this, for that game, Mother
Three didn't come out in America.
It's ridiculous. But people are always begging to
this day, they oh, there will. Be a fan mail.
To Nintendo every day About Mother Three.
You'll see it tomorrow. You'll see it tomorrow for the
direct. Yeah, yeah, right.
Everything. Imagine that's it.
A mother do everything on our wish list.

(01:31:17):
Way to kick him in when he's down.
Exactly negative, man. He's crying his eyes up.
You don't. You don't even help him beat him
up. I couldn't touch Earthbound when
it came out because. You know, fancy start to a
bastard. And it's just like I was like,
look at these bowels. I'm like these.
Bowels are garbage. I.
Can't magical though. But no, I played it.
And Speaking of which, I. It's on the NSO and I have a
save in it and I'm less like it's.

(01:31:38):
I have appreciation for it. I'm like it's Earth.
Brown's a great it's a great game.
I'm like, this is, this is, it'sjust so absurd.
You have to play it and I told you it's got that Jamaican, that
Jamaican beat that goes do do. Do do do.
It's the oh it's the best track.It's the best track in there.
You know he was high played this.
I was. I was just like, this is the
best book tracker. They made it.
Who would? Have thought that a rhythm would

(01:31:58):
just get you to play the whole game.
No, they made Earth. It's not easy Earthbound was
made for. Smokers, it really was.
They made it for that, to be honest, Yeah, it's like it's a
psychedelic trip. I don't know.
Smoking, I mean, that's. Part of it, but there's more
drugs involved. In aggregate, there's some
tension. The background you look at is
this psychedelic as hell pick. Your pose, Yeah.
But I mean, I would recommend playing.

(01:32:19):
If you can deal with how old it is now.
Yeah, it's not the ugliest looking role player, but it had
some maniac mansion type charm too.
It did. It had like, kind of weird shit
going on. Yeah, well, like I said, I would
want it to be realistic looking.I would have to be cartoony.
It has to be like like Cuphead or something.
It would have to look like the nest that they have in the nest
that they have. In in the fighting game, it's

(01:32:42):
Smash Brothers. Ah yes, yes, yes, it has to be
that graphics, but just more colorful.
Whatever. Yeah, looks like it has to look
like that though. The cleaner.
That's all I want if they were to redo it.
So yeah, that's up there. Great game.
I'm gonna throw this out cuz a couple people in the.
Chat made a good reference and it is on my list.
Well, I don't know about 13. What is the last Dragon Quest to

(01:33:03):
come out? It's 11, isn't it?
There's eleven. I'm gonna name two cuz Dragon
Quest 8. That was a PlayStation two.
And then they got poured to the 3DS with two extra counts.
That was dope. That was great.
That was dope. That was, it was.
Good I got. Once I got sucked into it, I'm
like, yo, and if you played any of those Dragon Quest games,
they're good, but they're very old school.

(01:33:24):
Like what? They kept the old fighting
mechanic they did, which is it'sthe fighting.
Is never. It's.
It's. It's always.
You know it's it's the term barebones turn base but you know
with the you know it's it's. They, the later latter ones are
better. Like you know, four is like you
know it's old school ones, old school.
But once it got to 8 though, I was like the graph is the crazy,
but it still looks crazy now. Yeah, it looks great.

(01:33:46):
Not seven was good. I put but it.
If I played that for the 3DS, Seven was good.
The first came out for the PlayStation it dragged.
But when I got to 8, I'm like, oh, the quality was just the
quality of the series just went up.
But then it peaks at 11. There's some people who like 8
better than 11. I that I ran to on the forum.
Sometimes I'm like. No, man in eight, you ride a
tiger. You know that's your, you know,

(01:34:09):
like your your traversal. This is 8, right?
This is 8 right here. Which one you want?
Which one you talking about? Well, I'm talking about.
I'm talking about 8 and I'm talking about 11.
But you get a horse and 11:00 and then you ride on a tiger in
eight. But eleven is better than eight,
you know? But both of them are very
they're top tier RPG experiences, though I can't put
it on my list cuz I didn't beat 8.

(01:34:29):
I got very far. Me neither.
I got to the last boss and I got.
Really, cuz I think cuz not for nothing.
I think that game was it was kind of ruthless.
It was. It was hard.
If you really think about it like it was, you had to grind.
Sometimes, yeah, it was. And that's what And that's what.
I don't. I didn't grind enough.
In that game and I got to the last boss and I could not beat
the last boss, I was like, I'm unprepared.

(01:34:52):
I think you have to have all you're supposed to have
everybody, I think. Pray.
And it breaks his barrier. And then you fight him after and
then you start taking energy or something like that.
That's what they did to the fight.
And the love you really. No, no, that was 8.
With the prank? No, no.
With the circle. With the circle, yeah, they put
it in a circle. Yeah, it's kind of like a.
Yeah, I've only. Seen it with the.
Things in the front of you. No, yeah.
It's like it's it's a circle, but action it's yeah.

(01:35:13):
It's like it's you're spread apart.
It's not like, yeah, it's it's not like, OK, you got your four
people. They're all lined up right
there. How do people take that?
Because I know they always wanted it to be like the.
It's still term based, though it's still they still go in
order. Like, you know, you're gonna
have the hero go first, you're gonna have the other person go
next, and then the enemy go after that.
And it's still it's it's still when you play it, it looks more
dynamic. The fights look cooler.
To be honest, I got confused with how many remakes they've

(01:35:36):
been a dragon. Quiz Like they like this five.
His four. His three.
They've done. They just bought them out all
out of order. I don't even know what's going
on. I came out with different like
remakes for 1-2 and three for the mobile.
And then they had one that came out in Japan only.
And then they had. One that was MMO, and then they
released that one when it was not an MMO.
And I was like, I don't know what is going on with this
series now they got nine for theDS.

(01:35:57):
Yeah, 10 was. Online then you get we got 11,
which was a traditional Dragon Quest game and I think that's
the best one. You can beat the game.
They have three parts. You could stop playing after the
second part and you get it ending.
And you've probably played a good freaking 60 hours of it
already by the time you come to it.
But if you go for the third part, you know, like if you go,

(01:36:18):
if you do your save and you continue and you go back in time
to change this one thing, something happens and it changes
the last boss Because you you, you kind of you kill that boss
that you the the end boss that you just killed.
He gets like he gets killed if you continue because you make
this one decision and it kills him.
So there's a new end boss. And he's more.
He's powerful being born. Yeah, yeah, Mother, kinda.

(01:36:41):
Kinda, yeah. Well.
He's kinda get squashed just outof nothing.
So you stab a belly? That's fucked up.
No, but it's crazy. It's like I.
Don't know how they're going to top of this.
As far, it's been a while, man. Yeah, it's, I don't know.
So yeah, that's gonna be. That's a good announce.
Lloyd Jababa, you meant. 11 OK Iwas like, was there a?
13 yet? I'm like 12 was announced.

(01:37:01):
I know they're making the 12, but yeah, 11 is just an amazing
game. Yeah, that's what I want to say.
But awesome, awesome series I'm going to talk about.
Dragonforce One and Two. Oh, it's on my list too.
And that's so. Much Dragonforce.
Yeah, on the Sega Saturn, both of them are.
On the Sega Saturn Super Fun Strategy role-playing games.

(01:37:26):
Very high replayability, yeah, because each game.
Has 8. Monarchs that you can use and
yeah dude, it's such a cool game.
I haven't seen anything play like this since this came out.
Yeah, I think I have like this. This is like.
An RTS, right? It's like a real time.

(01:37:46):
Strategy, but it doesn't play like a lot of Rts's.
It's got like a hybrid, like a real time with, yeah, it's kind
of like you have a meter at the bottom.
It's kind of. It's mixed between term base and
RTS at the same time. It's like real time chess, yeah?
Well, you don't have enough different.
Characters. Well, no.

(01:38:07):
There is a chess element to it, like Archers are.
Gonna mow down harpies, You know, harpies are gonna mow down
Calvary. Calvary's gonna mow down
soldiers and stuff. And yeah, it's like a rock,
paper, scissors. With that, yeah.
Rock, paper, scissors. Jenkin.
Yeah, pretty much. Jenkin pull something.
About that game though. When you first start, you're
like, it's, it looks cool, whatever.

(01:38:28):
But when you like start taking over shit, you can't put it
down. Yeah, and I played it fairly
recently. I said, yo, I gotta get off this
And then hundred, what? Then 100 versus 100?
Armies and the sequel. God does that.
But you can mix troops then, yeah?
So you can have your mages with harpies to make up for the.

(01:38:51):
The weakness that the harpies, you know what I mean?
Set up different like formations.
You could have like your like cavalry do like a pincer attack
to Pierce the middle and then have it.
It's so awesome. So do that with all the
characters online. For real?
That's the sequel, right? Yeah, that's part.
That's Part 2. That's Part 2.
Yeah, everybody's a real person.Yes, this game is this was good

(01:39:14):
and there's nothing like it. I.
Don't think I've played anything.
Remotely similar, Yeah. I would play a third one
immediately. I think I saw a game.
That had that mechanic. Recently, and it's probably
really awful. I don't remember the name.
What is it called I'd like to take?
It I don't. Remember the name?
I saw it like a couple weeks ago.
I'm a yeah, I would play a thirdDragon Force in a heartbeat.

(01:39:35):
In A and that was by Sega, right?
Or was it that was working? Work design.
No. Working design.
Actually, they. Were developers, right?
No, they were developers I think.
I think yes, I bought it out right.
Was it Sega who published it andWorking Designs who developed
it? I got to look at it.
I think working designs just made it pretty.
Like they just made all the games.
No, it's a game from Sega Creative for the Sega Saturn.
Yeah, it was created in Japan and translated for North America

(01:39:57):
and released by Working Designs.Work developers is Sega and 3D
Ages. Okay 3D.
Ages no. I know.
Working design just. Pretty stuff published, Yeah,
they they translated. Maybe.
Maybe they just they did it too.Okay.
They did the translating, they just like.
Great game, Great. Great set of games.
I call that the dangerous game, because as soon as you.
Play it again. You're going to go the entire

(01:40:17):
way like the Advent. Play through all it's crazy
with. All 8 monarch That's.
Dude. How much is?
Like how many hours was 1 monarch again?
I don't know, I don't know. But it depends on how It depends
on how slow you. It's not like a 10 hour.
Thing though it's probably good like 20. 34 Yeah, it's like it's
and you do it with eight of them.
It's like you could rack up hours in that crazy replay

(01:40:37):
though. I mean with some monarchs.
You don't. Have to fight.
As much they just people just join you.
But with certain monarchs, I think it was like Juno, you had
to fight everybody. Gold Ark, you had to fight
everybody. Yeah, it was.
So that's true. Well, as the Bible says that
Kingdom and the fire and the. Sequel are similar really, so

(01:40:59):
you should try it. You should try it out.
It's like a pig. I have to check that out, Lord,
I mean. If anyone should, don't be Lord.
I'm so sorry. What?
You gotta. Oh man, you gotta.
How do I follow that? I'm gonna say.
Top tier Disgaea 3 strategy roleplayers Man, yes, top tier man,

(01:41:24):
it looks like a. Little Disgaea 3.
It's you play 6 now, right? You play at 7:00. 77 The demo
was available right? Now I got downloaded.
I stopped. I didn't even.
I played a little bit of four, but I still like.
I always go back to three, Love three is five though.
I never played 55 is awesome. It's really good, awesome game.
I just like the. Story how they like mix comedy

(01:41:46):
with with a strategy RPG. It's just a stupid great the
premise in this. One is is you're.
A You're like a demon. Whatever.
Like honor student in a In a demon high school, you're honor
student, but you get. Like a It's just, it's really
good, man. It's really, no, this guys are
good. They're great.

(01:42:06):
They're good. I never got to him because it's
too cutesy. The stories are fucking funny
though. No, the stories are they're off
the wall. The story.
Is off the wall. But it's hilarious So it's
funny. It is but play five though I'm.
Interested to see? What you think of?
55 I thought was. Dope.
I was like, this game is great. This game is awesome.

(01:42:27):
Awesome RPG. I didn't know you played it.
Yeah. All right.
I'll knockout 2 because they're right next to each other.
Fire Emblem I know, just dislikemy whole list.
All of the fire. Yeah, pretty much.
No, nothing. Not the the.
Old Ones, Fire Fire Emblem 3 Houses, and Fire Emblem Engage.

(01:42:50):
Those are the most reason. Yeah.
Fire Emblem 3. Houses, Particularly because of
how, first of all, that soundtrack is probably one of
the best I've heard in the videogame, period.
Yeah, that's great, that is. Absurd characters are awesome.
Art's awesome. Exactly.
Put them right next to each other.
Put them right next to each other in the video.

(01:43:11):
Thanks to whoever. Yeah, what about that?
The game. Thanks to the channel, what
engaged it a lot better than three houses is they they
brought back the triangle, the the weapon triangle where swords
are better than axes, axes are better than Spears, Spears are
better than swords. Yeah and it's and it and it and
it makes the strategy so much better cuz sometimes you can

(01:43:33):
throw an axe dude at A at a weaker sword guy and he'll still
fuck you up like it doesn't matter.
And I like that feeling because it makes you utilize different
people per battle and engage. But in in three houses some
people get strong. You throw them.
The you could throw Dimitri who has a spear against like 5
dudes. You'll kill them all like it,

(01:43:55):
which is fun. Something, don't get me wrong,
that shit's fun sometimes havingyour main guy kill everybody but
that they're they are both and the soundtrack and engage is
awesome, but not on the level ofof and engage I originally gave.
It a lot of hate. I gave it a lot of hate, but it
definitely won me over. Towards the end of the game,
they added some new mechanics, alittle twist in the story.

(01:44:18):
Boss battle it was. It gave it like a point and a
half more just because of that. And for a mechanic with the
rings and stuff like that, whereI thought I'd be like giving
everybody a ring, that's kind oflike, you know, everyone's
overpowered. No, not really.
I haven't waxed many times. I've been murdered real quick.
But it's it's dope. It's really, really dope,
really, really cool. And both of those games are

(01:44:39):
really high. Not sure where I give three
houses a slight before I gave ita big lead over it.
I gave it a slight slight lead over, engage slightly and voice
acting topnotch, especially three houses.
Engage had some annoying characters were like they would

(01:45:00):
be evil and then they would say,like, let me join you now, like
shut up. But three houses had that.
Tone and really badass characters, so that's why I give
it the edge. But yeah, both those incredible.
I'll do 2. I'll do one quick.
You're doing 2 at a time goodiesD All right, so.

(01:45:23):
I will go with Zeno Gears for PlayStation, Zeno Gear.
Why did I think that was like the game he plays?
I'm like, what you don't play. There's Zeno Saga, and then
there's another Zeno. They're made by the.
Same company, it's not the same.Game not the same game, Zeno.
Gears was. It was very.
Anime inspired. And it was the first game.

(01:45:48):
The first game. It was the.
First game I saw that had 3D rendered animated cut seat that
actually looks cool. I like the way that looks.
That doesn't look bad even by today's.
Yeah, I would mess with something.
Like that now. Like an indie game.
I mean that looks like a filter is on a little bit from an.
Emulator but to make it look better on big screen.
But that was the first time I saw an animation that had 3D

(01:46:11):
rendered looks to it on the intro.
The characters in it were interesting.
It's by it was another square game Ganon surprise.
But it had a little controversy when it came out.
It was a little religious religious undertones do it and
some people were like but but you know if it came out now,
probably worse way worse. But if you like a Van Gelion

(01:46:36):
because they had parts where youfight bigger bosses and you get
into MEX suits. So if you like Evangelion or
Gundam, probably you would probably love.
This game. But Eric, that was unnecessary.
Yeah. And it was like that.
Yeah. There was another part of.
The game where they said. They didn't finish.

(01:46:57):
It at the near the end, just like Evangelion.
I don't know if they put it on purpose or not, but the fighting
system and it was very cool. It was a different take because
everything was like mostly fantasy fantasy back then.
And they had like legends of Dragoon and stuff like that, you
know, it was all like all final fancy and then that was like
futuristic in with Next in in America.

(01:47:19):
So it's a little different, different.
But yeah, I'm. Surprised they haven't
remastered. That yet?
And they did Chrono Crossover and it wasn't but the remaster,
I would say. But but yeah, I would definitely
check that out. My other one, I'm sure someone's
going to say it, so I'm just going to say it and it's not
going to be the original. And people going to be mad.

(01:47:40):
But final Fancy 7 remake. I'm not mad at that.
No, that's on here. I got it on that.
No, I know. Online will be like you.
Picked that over the original time and finished.
Yes, I did pick it over the original.
Because that alone. Beats the whole game for me,
even though it's not finished, but when it is, we'll see, but
it's not. There, but I don't know scoring

(01:48:01):
Nixon original, you know what I'm saying Original 7, Original
seven was a great. It's overrated right now and I'm
sure I'm going to get people yelling at it is low.
I'm. I suck at that.
It is a bit. It's good at the time and like I
said, first tag is like I've been trying to.
Tell y'all people's first role player, like I said is going to

(01:48:23):
have. Nostalgia effects on you and
you're going to really love it, depending on what it is.
And it's like the first time people saw for motion video
coming from like Super Nintendo something.
It's like, oh, this is the movie.
It's a movie, yes, but I also saw Popeye.
I also saw there was three different versions of the cloud
in the game. There was so much different art

(01:48:44):
and I noticed it while I was playing.
A lot of people look. Back at it, I don't.
Care, but it was noticeable. There goes CAG.
I remember they came after CAG. Like, damn if if remake didn't
come out, yeah, it would still get mentioned.
In one of the greatest RPGs of all time.
Don't get me wrong, it's still up there.
It's still up there. Not the best of all time.
I would. I'd be hard pressed to say that.

(01:49:07):
Remake would be up there as far as perfection of the system.
It was really good. It was.
It might be up there. So this is.
Probably a case of technology because it's like and they did
things, though they could do things better.
They couldn't do it back then because of the technology, but
they were able to tell the storybetter.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's why it's a better,

(01:49:29):
well, the remake. Has way more emotion.
Yeah. Yeah.
You can't wait no more. You can't get no emotion on the
old one. Come on.
Had a little Sprite, they had the little, the little tear you
have. To read the emotion, you gotta
be into that story. Yeah man.
It's the fact that they could bug their eyes out.
It would make you feel anything.And Super Nintendo's like, wow,
that's crazy that that worked. The teardrop.

(01:49:49):
I know that you're sad. It's crazy that that worked like
that. But yeah, I'm sure you guys
would chime in on that title too, because I just said it so
we won't miss it in the show. Yeah, yeah, no, I can't miss
that one. That's, yeah.
Upon playing. So it's great.
Yeah, you can talk about it. Forever, but let's see which one
I should talk about. Here of.

(01:50:10):
I was gonna throw another one, but mass produced threw out
something. I have to mention this game
Knights of the Old Republic who is you love that game.
It's like cuz that star. That star, the BioWare thing,
man, it started the Mass Effect.It's like, yeah, it started the
mass. Of me loving BioWare RPGs, that
was the first one. And you like Star Wars.

(01:50:31):
And then this is probably my favorite Star Wars game.
You know, yeah, it's a lot of people's favorite Star Wars
Lord, it's. Yeah, it's.
It's all tough to look at. It's.
Way in that it is because, my man, it doesn't have life
saving. That's what's pissing me.
Off there is a yeah, this is like way in the beginning of the
game, I think, yeah. He's escaping the show together.
I think this is one of those, like product of its time.

(01:50:51):
It is like it needs a well, that's why people want that read
that that RE. They need a remake.
Remake, they need a remake. It's very PC American RPG look
like. Yeah.
Yes, Yeah. It's very rough, Jane.
Jane Empire. Is a good one, so that's a good.
That's that's a good game as well.
They were magic. All their games back then were
magic. This is rough but.

(01:51:12):
Nights of the Old Republic One and Two were really, really
good. Good.
Storytelling it. Couldn't be a movie.
That game could not be a movie. There's.
Too much for my children. It's like it's four children.
Could be a trilogy. They try the TV series.
They Yeah. Yeah.
Well, you're never going. To get all of it into a series
season, you need games. It has to be a game.

(01:51:33):
All right. You're not gonna get all the
lore and all the characters. It needs to be a game, All
right? Yeah, but it's awesome.
Awesome. You got Chad a less.
Popular choice. But it's one of my favorites.
Final Fantasy 10. I love 10.
He took one. But ACS?
I like 10A. Lot with Titus or.
Titus A/C Slater Titus did. Not like 10 and 10 is amazing

(01:51:53):
and the level the way. The level building.
The character. Building in that.
Game Oh, the spear grid thing. That was pretty grown like so
you can. Have well-rounded.
All of your characters can be well-rounded, you know what I
mean? And you can make the magicians
the like badass magicians and they, well, that had the paper
scissor, rock motive. In there also it was elements.

(01:52:16):
But yeah, same type of deal. This one's better than that one.
Change the strategy. Yeah, and that game was dope.
Yeah, our. First one was voice acting,
yeah. The Nike set nostalgia.
You go back into the voice, likenow, maybe that'd be the best.
I still like the character design characters do.
Yeah, I really liked what is his.

(01:52:36):
It was. This looks good.
Is this the? HD.
Remaster probably looks good. Yeah, it's the remaster.
Oren Titus Titus. Whatever, They're not even
memorable. I didn't remember the names.
Waka there was. Oren there was.
Waka Flocka. Waka Flocka.
Flocka. There was Kamari.

(01:52:56):
A kamari was Kalia. Dude, that was a.
Really good game. I played the sequel which.
Wasn't that great? Yeah, I didn't play God.
I loved that game so much I played.
The sequel? I heard that was trash.
It was not the greatest is that when she was like doing the pop
song? Yeah.
Get that shit out of here. The mechanics for fighting.
She was a singer. I don't get fucked unless.
She was. She's trash the.
Mechanics for the fighting was good, That's all I had.

(01:53:17):
There we go. Yeah, the love of building in
that game. Was so dope.
That is so glad they had a remake, but I hope I would love
to see that. I love to see that remade and it
was cool, I mean. It did limit the gameplay a
little bit, but the fact that, you know, was the only one that
could call the summons. It's good to have a Summoner,
man. That's OK.
I love that it. Didn't it didn't make the game
less fun? It just made me have to.

(01:53:39):
It made summons better when you did them, cuz everybody.
Couldn't do it, was a call back to a Final Fantasy 4 or.
American Two cuz we had was it right here or video, whatever we
call it. I like when you assigned their
own thing. She was.
He was the Summoner and all. The what?
Do they call them? Summons.
When it came from her, all the call spells came from that
person. That's where they got from.
His name. Yuna.

(01:54:00):
They changed it every game. Fantasy 10, yeah, yeah, they
changed it every game. She was like that type of
character. Ayon, Ayon, Yeah.
Ayon. Eon eon.
Yeah, Eon, but you got out. This is my last.
The last game I can put on this list?
Alaska. Yeah, and that's gonna be trying
to cue this. Up while talking Final Fantasy

(01:54:24):
Tactics. Ah, there it goes.
It's my it's the first strategy RPG I've ever played.
Talk about needs of remake, and it was a bigger one, kind of.
And I play remake. I played this following Final
Fantasy 7, the original, which was my first RPG that I ever
played and very, very different.This, this actually that was the

(01:54:47):
first time I was like actually addicted to strategy RPG.
This one. This one got me like bad.
You and J gotta get on that triangle strategy, man.
Like keep saying that I'm talking about.
Well I haven't finished, I started, but that's the only
reason why I didn't put it on the list cuz I never beat it.
But I got pretty far. I always say good things about.

(01:55:08):
This I don't played it, but the thing that got.
Me to keep playing this on the side it's almost like the like
in Grand Theft Auto when you do all the side missions you just
drive around like in this one getting the jobs and like
leveling up your your fucking side characters and stuff to I
just fell in love with the freaking with the battles and

(01:55:29):
it's just the job system is dicking.
Oh my God. Endless.
Just endless replayability. Man still is good.
It's not bad. It's a lot.
Of people inspired by it, I should.
Say I'll still play it. Every once in a while, like they
even made Game Boy Advanced, onethat played.
Is that a sequel? Prequel.
It's it's own thing, it's it's own.
Thing it's like, it's the story it's in like.

(01:55:51):
The same world. And the same universe, but.
It's a different complete and ithad like other characters and I
fancy that one, right? Yeah, like cloud and everybody.
It's weird. It's weird.
No, it was weird. It's weird.
But it was cool though. It was cool.
Was in it. I gotta look that.
No, they were like, actually. Extra characters like, special
ones like, yeah. Right from 12 it was in the
same. World as twelve.

(01:56:12):
Wow. Yeah. 12 But yeah man 12.
Was good too. 12 was good. I liked.
I liked 12A. Lot kind of the story.
Kind of fell up in the new a little bit, that's why that's.
I didn't mention. I.
Couldn't mention. Advanced Wars Dual Strike, which
is it's a strategy, but it's notan RPG.
That's true. And I could have, and I also
could have mentioned Mario Rabbits Kingdom Battle for the

(01:56:35):
same reason. That's true.
That's true. I could.
It could still be. In a category strategy, could it
it's kind? Of I mean, I do, I say they're
not. Rpg's, but they're strategy
though. If I say Valkyrie or Chronicles,
then it's. It's in the same type of realm,
so is XCOM. Does that count?
Then it's like strategy but. It's all stressed, but they
similar to the other. Games so.
You're upgraded I. Googled it to see is a.

(01:57:00):
They have a strategy. Just.
Strategy, right? It says it's.
Just a strategy, OK. I mean, there's a story.
It's not show, it's our show. It's.
Our show. You're right about that.
We do it. We.
Please, you're right about that.There's a hot barrier.
We can do whatever we want. I got soup.
Mario World next? Yeah, yeah, that's a terrible
RPG. There's tons of.

(01:57:21):
I double make cry. You're like, yo chat.
Come at me, man. Well, Final Fantasy 16 counts.
RPG then double make cry. Shit.
Wow. What you got?
I'm gonna knock out. Do it at.
Time again. You gonna be your last?
Yeah. No.
You gonna have your finale then?I can.
I can knock off. A bunch if you want.

(01:57:42):
Yeah. Are you guys almost?
I'm done. I'm done.
I don't have any last run. This will be the last run.
The last run. So last.
Run shot him out. All right, I got Valkyrio
Chronicles One and four. Yep, definitely.
I agree. One I love the Sega love with
the V's and AKA popping up in there.
First time I saw four FINA. Also FINA was in there.
For had me. Engaged emotionally towards the

(01:58:05):
end. And I was like, dude, I can't do
this next mission. I was like, I can't.
I was like, I don't want, yeah. I was like, I don't.
Had me so invested in the story and I was like, Oh no, no, dude.
Don't know. I'm like, no.
And it's funny, you didn't do all the side missions.
Doing that, run. I did a bunch.
I did, but not all of them. Not all of them.

(01:58:26):
They had a lot of character stuff in that.
I love the character Odin, who looks like a badass, but he's
like, Oh my God, they're shooting.
That should not be dying, but those games.
Incredible. Not, not good.
Incredible games. So glad they got a sequence.
Fancy star 1-2 and four. I have that the fact that I
didn't mention it earlier, I wasgonna.

(01:58:47):
I was definitely gonna mention. On this round I was like, yes.
Two was was the epitome of like what the fuck just happened?
And I can't believe this just happened and you're like still
recovering from what happened halfway through the game as you
continue to play that. I've never seen that ever happen
at especially I was young at thetime, so I was one of the

(01:59:09):
earliest to do something like I was like, what the unless.
You played like Ultima or something and I played tech
space. I gotta save.
It for recently because. It's on the NSL Nintendo Switch
online. Boy, I want to play and think
about four and I was getting addicted to four cuz the pacing
is great. It's all about pacing.
I'm like, what a finale. Oh yeah, what a finale too.
The only thing that the only gripe I have with four The music

(01:59:32):
didn't hit with at the end. They didn't hit with the last
Boss music. Yeah, everything else.
The remix music was dope, but they didn't hit at the end.
So I still think Famous Star One's music is best.
It's like. Four had like.
Yeah you buggin. I like the.
Cave and the. Overall, oh, the.
Ball. I mean that.
No. Yeah, no.
Famous Star one had good tracks.They had good tracks.
Yeah, that's. Pretty It's it's tough.

(01:59:54):
Chrono Trigger, OK, He said. He wanted the best of all.
Yeah. Got to mention it.
Not gonna say, not gonna say much after that, but crow
trigger magus. Music.
Amazing. That's a magical game.
Final Fantasy 3. The American, Yeah.
Which is Sixth Sense. The American Yep.
Talk about something that affected you.
When you played the game, when you screw up a certain thing in

(02:00:17):
that game, another first ever thing.
Remember when we killed Shadow? Yeah, that's what I'm.
Saying yeah, yeah, yeah, I. Screwed that shit up and I was
so angry We beat the game like we could have saved them.
That's. Like we're both.
Like we're playing the. Whole thing over again.
Yeah, Shadow's my dude, man. I love that character.
It's sobbing. But what a ballsy story.

(02:00:37):
Ballsy and love the end clip. It's tough to.
Find a good one cuz. It's so much story, basically
doing like 10 things. At once, no, I know.
But what show was like a black screen.
That's great. I'm not blaming you.
You know what's funny? I do that all the time when I'm
looking for something to like, look for gameplay, and I'm like,
what the fuck is this? Nothing's happening.
But even looking at it. Right now it holds up.

(02:00:59):
It really does hold up. It holds up.
Well, it's a bit. It's a big world and it's too
playing cola. It actually is.
Yeah, it's crazy to put, no one had said.
Anything about it, it's too and my last two, Shining Force 2
and. Shining Force 3, Shining Force
Three. My favorite RPG and favorite
game all time for the Sega Saturn.

(02:01:21):
Not many people experienced it because they only released one
only one game because it's divided up into three scenarios.
They released the first one onlyin the US and the other two are
in Japan. And holy fuck it's so amazing.
Characters, story, music, battles.
It's, you know, it needs a remake.
It needs the Final Fantasy 7 treatment.

(02:01:44):
Hell, fuck it. I'll I'll settle for the
Valkyrie Chronicles treatment. Like, you know, whatever,
whatever you want to do to make it look better.
I would play it, then add, yeah,add voice acting I was.
Going to ask, I was just about to ask.
I was like, do they change the voice acting?
Yeah, have a mode. Give me a.
Where I can put the old bad one.I'll play the bad one.
I'll play the bad one. Ta ta ta Bear my Arctic Blast

(02:02:06):
Rise Phoenix. What?
No. It's rain, Thunder and rise.
Phoenix so bad. But this is the top notch
strategy RPG ever created. Fight me.
Damn. It's funny how Fire Emblem in
that are like. Same.
Type of. And Fire Emblem is is full speed
ahead right now. And shine was like, I don't

(02:02:27):
know, you know you want Part 2. Nah, some.
I've seen some people. Argue over Shine Force and they
say this. They're like Shine Force doesn't
have those conversations, you know?
True. They don't have that.
They did and. You know, you could bond with
characters and they had effects when you were in close
proximity. They added that in Shining Force

(02:02:48):
Three. It was, it was subtle, but it
was there, yeah, you know, And you could see what the benefit
is because it's in like a thought, thought bubble or
whatever. When you go close to you guys,
you all steal stuff from each other.
All these games kind of take little points here and there,
which is fine. I just want my damn shining
Force three. Yeah, before I die.
Shout out to King for coming through.
Appreciate you bro. Thank you, King.
Oh yeah, absolutely. But that is my.

(02:03:10):
Entire list good. All right.
So what was when I? Was gonna say, all right, I'm
gonna go with no, I'm not gonna go with that.
Well, in the chat, they were. Saying things like what was.
It nobody said lost Odyssey and me neither.

(02:03:30):
They're saying blue dragon and stuff like that.
Those are for Xbox, but are. They like top tier RPG.
Are they just good or they're great?
So man, they're pretty up, though they're up there, but
they're the only ones for. The system basically, yeah,
three, six. So especially if that's the only
thing you had, you think those are one of the best of it, but
they're not saying those. They're good.
They're good. Most I see it was all words.

(02:03:52):
And I didn't read those words. No, they were novels I read.
Shut up, I read one. I read one of the books.
That was Laura. And it took me two hours, like
it was a novel. That's crazy.
And it was little words. It was little and I was like I
saw. That I was like, dude, this is
too much, man. People who read that.
Swear it's one of the best stories ever.

(02:04:13):
And that's like reading. Like Lord of the Rings.
I'm not reading it. I want to watch it.
I want to play it. So I skipped all that beating.
It was all right. It could have been better.
I don't blame you if you say it was great.
I'm going to say at a left fieldthousand arms, because no one
will. Because, no, Just because.
It doesn't get mentioned. It should.

(02:04:34):
It's like mentioning Horizon. Like just give it something.
Come on, it's a credit and it's overlooked.
It's very quirky. It's.
Awesome. It's an awesome role player.
Yeah, that doesn't even move, right?
What kind of game is? That he's dying, man.
Can you imagine overreacting like?
What is that? Does he dying?
Show a fight. Is this he?
Show a fight at. Least Wow, I love that clip.

(02:04:54):
That's the best clip. He's a slut.
They're just crawling. What is it in town?
Thousand arms. Wow.
On the right, but thousand. Arms is written great.
There's a mechanic in it. It's weird.
I didn't say Persona either because I don't play personas.
People love them. But this is similar to that type
of thing because there is a dating some part in the game

(02:05:16):
where you have to. You have to date the characters
and get them to like you to helpyou in the fight.
Look at this run. Hey man, it's like an animal.
It's like a rabbit. Yeah, it looks like a chicken
running, but. This is all so tiny.
That's exactly it. You're.
Not going to say, that's what. I think they look like anime,
but but yeah, let me see a fight.

(02:05:38):
I'm trying to find a, but the the writing is great the
mechanics. In it are great.
The art style is great. Introducing me to Yumi Hamasaki.
She had an intro song in this and it was that was like the
first time I went and got J Pop and stuff.
So it was crazy anime musical. Always hook you, man.
Yeah, always get you. It was ridiculous but.
Freaking battle, but the way themechanic is with you dating.

(02:06:00):
Was so blood. Field for me.
And it's not like I would have bought it if I knew, if I knew
this, if I knew this man. The fight is not bad.
He's fighting Ray from fist and a star with a.
Yeah. Damn.
Oh, that's so. Now the game is dope and I.
Think that's Yeah, I remember that spell.
But I had to mention it. It's it's pretty out there.

(02:06:21):
It's pretty out there. Yeah, it looks good.
It's a lot of shit going on. Was that PS1?
That's PS1. That's a lot of lot of cool shit
going. On right there.
Yeah. I didn't play Legend of Dragoon,
so I can't. Yeah, there's no.
Legend of Dragoon, like, becauseI didn't play it.
I didn't play it because it was like Final Fantasy.
It was like Final Fancy 7, and Ididn't have time for another
one. Unfortunately, I heard good
things and I heard that people want to remake.

(02:06:43):
There's only so much time in theworld, right?
But yeah, that's it. I mean, there's so many more,
but there's only so much time inthe packet.
I know. And I like the fact that we saw
RPGs. No one, really.
Mentioned too many action RPGs or open world too much, which is
good cuz we could save that for another topic.
Yeah, that's what I'm kind of doing.
So yeah, like everyone's kind ofstates A.
Term base and strategy. RPG and we largely way more to

(02:07:06):
go through, yeah. Seriously, I'm not gonna get
through all the mines. I'm gonna.
Have these ones that I have leftto give, Which one should?
I say, pans a Dragon saga. That's a good one.
That is that's. One of my favorite and is.
Not that that game has not been replicated because like playing
it, it's like, yeah, it's cuz it's.

(02:07:26):
Like a shooter. It's it's term based and shooter
at the same freaking time with an active battle like Gauge that
goes on. I'm like, who would have thought
that the third one of an action shooter on rails?
Would be one of the best role things.
I was so mad when they made thisand then I played it.
I was too. I was just like, why are they
making this game? A role-playing game.

(02:07:46):
I'm like the second one was so great.
I'm like, this is gonna be a role-playing.
I'm like, this is gonna be garbage.
Play it. I was like, it's amazing this
part, this fight or anything like this.
Remade would be like, make that thing like times ten in size and
flying around it, going around. Oh, that'd be insane.
The way you. Morph the dragon you're
positioning yourself. It's crazy.

(02:08:08):
It's just it's cuz it's actuallyit's term based but it looks
real time at it's it's weird, it's weird but it hasn't
replicated yet. That was a special beam cannon,
yeah. No man Saturn had.
It's crazy, dude. Saturn had.
Some crazy shit they could have reached, better heights they
got. Cut off you guys legs cut off

(02:08:28):
right in the middle. They wanted that to be a I can
say it's a rail shooter. Yeah.
That. But they wanted that to compete
with Final Fancy. Seven, yeah.
Yeah, it's a hard test. It was, yeah, cuz it's not a
very long role-playing game. It's like what?
It's, it's under 20. Pretty sure.
The funny thing is it's like, Nah man, it's fancy start Final
Fantasy. You don't have some separate

(02:08:48):
competiting with that fancy StarFinal Fantasy.
Those are they haven't done it. Yeah, those.
Are firing them shining for. Us those are the.
Things that compete against eachother and that Panzer saga.
But Saga is so good, dude, Therewas no Panzer for Dreamcast.
No, they. Waited for Xbox.
Yeah, that's crazy. That is, that's crazy.
I still gotta play order. I never.
Played order and I I still. Gotta play Ohh dope, I said Ohh,

(02:09:10):
You said ohh is. The Ohh, that shit is.
OPE or is. Ope, I was too lazy to say the D
say the D. Yeah, laser take the quick
mention the Dragon Age Inquisition.
I think all the Dragon Age gamesare great, but Inquisition #3 is
the best one. They still said that was coming
out a new one. Yes, they did dread.
Wolf, I think is the name. One name of the.

(02:09:31):
Idea that's coming, I'm waiting for, you know it The Dragon Age.
Those dope games. Dope awesome, awesome games.
Especially on it's, it's in the vein of.
Yeah, they starred in the Let Go, Kill Him Go Tour, Mass
Effect. Dialogue type.
Choices and stuff like that. It's a great game, Dungeon
Dragons type. It's where the games win.

(02:09:52):
Yeah, all the new games. Star feels like that, Yeah,
yeah, Yeah. So it's more Mass Effect.
Yeah, it's, well, yeah, it's more.
Well star. Feels more Mass Effect though,
but Dragon Age Inquisition is dope.
It's like bold as Gate. It looks like Bulls game
Everyone keeps swearing. By Bulls Gate by.
The way I might have to play it,I know.
We might have to, yeah. My coworker was telling me about

(02:10:14):
it and I said that actually sounds pretty fun.
Isn't it term based though? It's term based, right?
Like, I don't know. Man, I But he said, oh, it's all
this game in a year. Until I play Bulls Gate, I was
like. Yeah, that was quick.
That was quick. A lot of people say that was
quick, but you know. Paid off but.
Look. Damn, you can create a jet.

(02:10:34):
A mech. You can create anything you
want. You can create folders gate and
this is the Kingdom. You can create that in Mario
Maker, really. I'll talk.
What you got? All right, I'm gonna go with
two. RPGs first, finish both on
Dreamcast. Evolution World of the sacred
device. And evolution and evolution too

(02:10:56):
far off promise. That's very left field.
It's like my thousand. I remember you.
Had those, those those games. I really enjoyed those games.
They were. They were fun.
That was the same character in 1000.
No, no, it looks like I was like, damn, it did look like it.
That was the same. Type of design.
Yeah, I mean, let's see if Al can.
Get up on the screen. I'm trying.

(02:11:17):
I'm trying, Yeah, with his goggles.
See. Yeah.
Wow. Yeah, I remember this dude.
It was a fun game. I do remember this.
This was good. Yeah, both of them.
Both of them were really good, the stories.
Were good for both. Games, dude.
What did I play instead of that?I played a game that was like I
had a guy. That looked like a Berserk
character, like Guts, but it wasnot.
It was an anime though. Yeah, I forgot the name of this

(02:11:38):
for the Switch. Was it for the Switch?
No, no, no Drinkers. Yeah, drinkers.
What was the other game I was having Orphan It was.
Evolution. It was Orphan Far off.
Promise. And evolution too.
Yeah, two very underrated tricast RPGs.
I bought Orphan instead of that and disappointed.
I'm sorry. I think that was a role play
too, so it counts. I'm not mentioning it though.

(02:12:01):
It's not fired. Beat them up.
No, no, no. I'm thinking of something else
I'm thinking of. I'm sorry.
Oh yeah, that was the sequel just made.
The the original just killed theoriginal it.
I wouldn't say kill, but it justimproved on.
Everything improved from the original, you know?
Yeah, man. That's such a.
Dreamcast game? Yeah, I was about to say that.
Looks like Dreamcast. I don't like that, but and the

(02:12:23):
name and the. The characters.
The characters names are ridiculous.
The main character was Mag Launcher.
Mag launcher. His his His Butler's name was
grenade fans. They were just weapons.
Yeah. Wow.
That's funny. Wow.
His. His rival's.
Name was chained gun. That's funny, but yeah, like it

(02:12:46):
was. It was such a cool game.
Man, I loved. It but this looks like Kim oh
frying pan smacked. Yeah, her name is Linear Cannon
or something like that, dude. Hilarious grenade and one of my.
Favorite Rpg's? We're going to go with Final
Fantasy 1313. Thirteen.
Yeah. Really.
Yeah. Which one?
Really. That was the one with Lightning.
Yeah. Yeah, I really.

(02:13:07):
I really enjoyed that. Wow.
I played 13-2 and and the sequelto that, but the first one did
it. They weren't as good as the
first ones. Wow.
Really. Almost beat this one.
I got to like the. 3rd part likethe.
Like the last area? Nah, this is and then I was like
they're not telling. You can change.
You can change jobs mid mid. The fights were fun.

(02:13:29):
Fight some fun, I give it that. And each character had their
own. Their own.
Idolin, the summoned character. So lightning had Odin.
Snow had What's your face? You can't trade them.
No, really. You can jump into other.
People though, Yeah, go on the fight.
Yeah, you can. So you had a full squad?
Yep, in the end, and I think this might have.

(02:13:51):
Been the first game that the stagger system was implemented
and well, it was the first RPG that.
Played that the stagger. System was implemented.
That's in everything. Yeah, yeah, absolutely.
I just wish the characters were fleshed out better.
I didn't care about anyone. They got fleshed.
Maybe lightning, but Nah, they got.
Fleshed out a little. Bit more in the sequels.

(02:14:11):
But that was my great. Fighting was good, I thought.
They were cool. I thought they were cool and
there was this one sequence. At this one cut scene where they
all had their summons and they're running through the
city, it's so fired. Look it up, it's on the Internet
somewhere. Another game I need.
To pick up my save and be. For real, that's the end of.
My list 13 a lot of final. Fancy love A.

(02:14:32):
Lot of final fancy and. Another honorable mention?
Blue Dragon, Blue Dragon. Blue Stinger.
Stop, stop, Sir. I returned that the first day,
man. Blue, as soon as I got my
dragon. I'm talking about switching
rules. What's?
That no, I said. Blue Dragon on Xbox. 360 That
was a good game. Also a very good game.
I enjoyed it. I remember the hype.

(02:14:53):
There we go. Dragon height.
Yeah, Dragon Ball, this game, OK?
Dragon Ball Art, but you had to use.
See, I didn't play it because you had to use.
Your animals. Your shadow?
Yeah. Or shadow.
Yeah. You can use your own self to
fight. And I was like, man, I hate when
you have to use a freaking separate thing.
Here we go. Interesting.
Like this? Yeah.
There you go. It's definitely good for Xbox.

(02:15:15):
You crazy? Yeah, that was.
I mean limited RPGs that. Yeah, on Xbox.
Yeah, like a little thing on theside.
Like before they attacked the little.
Yeah, I guess you see their face.
Yeah, it's very animal. I like that.
It's like a comic book manga. Super.
Yeah, super animal. That's cool.
There's a lot of underground RPGs.
We didn't mention six. There's one that you didn't

(02:15:35):
bring up your favorite strategy,role player all time.
I know I didn't bring it up at all.
I didn't. It's the top, top, top.
Shows. Shows how much you like it.
Damn great. It's funny, I couldn't even
remember the name of it, but I did enjoy it.
I just don't know the name of it.
I know it had three sequels. It's been such a long just three
of them. Well, the second one was trash.

(02:15:56):
Yes, it was. And they had another one
recently or switch. And I didn't want it.
It's no, it's a sequel. It had a name.
It's a different. It's a different name.
Had a name. Oh, I got to look this up.
I had a name. If we figure out the name of it,
we'll let y'all know. I don't know the name I.
Don't know why. It's a PlayStation.
We'll get it. Terrible fuck.
While ago. Oh, you have any more?

(02:16:18):
No, man, I'm good. That was it.
All right, back to me. I got 10 more.
Hold on. Now I have all these for
everybody. What's your favorite?
Pick one and only one. That's the rank if I had to pick
my. Top I can't.
I can't pick five, dude, I started.
I was looking. I was it's easy for me to pick
one. But after that, no, it's very I

(02:16:39):
can't do more. All right, Only one of these
role players. I played like 8 times.
So final Fancy 2, because I did play the remake that they did
for Game Boy Advance I bought. I still have.
And I played the one for DS thatthey remade and I was bad that
they did that. If you play it multiple times,
then that would that could be considered the top one.
Yeah, the top one. So I'm gonna say I'm gonna save.

(02:17:00):
Final Fantasy Tactics, cuz I I own it on and you kept saying
and I play it several times there you go and it's still fun.
That's pretty much the deterrentof.
What? What wins shining?
Force three. I mean why am I even?
Why you looking at the list? I'm looking at Vandal Hearts.
I found a name. Oh, Vandal Hearts.
Yeah, but no. But that's not.
That's not the role play #1 Vandal Hearts number one.

(02:17:21):
No, no, no. OK.
Then I was like my 11. I would have said it, but kind.
Of you have enough time now, Shine Force Three is my favorite
strategy role. Player, but I'm trying to figure
out role-playing, best role-playing game.
Want to go back to that. You said that you mentioned
today that you just mentioned today.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Scene, the arc.
That was good too. I heard it was, that was.

(02:17:43):
I heard it was good. I forgot about that one, but.
That was good. Let's see.
Could it be couture? Could it?
Be saga jeez, I forgot to. Mention Xenoblade Chronicles.
Three. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's definitely top tier. I'll say Fantasy Star 4.
I'm going to have to go with that, I kind.

(02:18:04):
Of have at the same time. I didn't even have to hit the
song. It's like.
I. Like it's.
Because you know it's it is it is a joy to play and I love the
way it conclude the series. The finale, yeah, it was it was
a I love the way it brought the whole series together.
You know Elsa, Dion and all thatand the whole Lutz.
I remember name from like 35 years ago.

(02:18:25):
So that would be good. And it's like, you know, the
whole Dark Forest saw. Yeah, that was.
And it deserves it because that was that was the series that got
me in the Rpg's in the 1st place.
It was fancy star series. Doesn't suck that it was a
finale, though, and they don't make it sucks.
Yeah, it sucks. It was a finale during the 16
bit. Error.
They like, you know, they made the fans start on lines, but
they're not the same. They made the remakes.
You know of one and two. Which they?

(02:18:46):
Didn't like I never came out. They didn't do it as good as
they could have, yes, unfortunately.
So that's like this remake, likethe Frank Star Two should look
like Valkyrie Chronicles. Yeah, Frank Star One looks like
like foul fantasy. Yeah, I'll give it to that.
Please give us a movie. One of my favorites.
I gotta say Dragonforce. Yeah, whatever, cuz I played

(02:19:08):
that game multiple. I played it at least eight.
I played it through at least eight times.
Wow. Thank you.
It's talent, cuz there's 8 Monarchs.
So and I got the. Ending with every monarch.
So I definitely played it at least eight times.
Yeah, so good. Cool.
It's a good game. So good.
That was with. That's great.
I said it already. Tetris.
Tetris. Tetris.

(02:19:31):
Tetris Tetris. There's no Tetris RPG, man.
How is there no Tetris? RPG They got puzzle quests.
What that would have been they got puzzle quests they don't
have. They do have a puzzle quest.
Yes, and that's not bad. And that's actually pretty good.
I played shit. That would count, right?
I never beat it though. Never mind, never mind.
It wouldn't kind of. Well, I.
Never beat it. I played it but I never beat it
though it's. Been a long time.
I'm surprised there's no Tetris,I'm.

(02:19:53):
Surprised. I am.
I'm surprised to watch the. Announcer.
Yep. I'd be like get the.
Fuck out, right? After Tetris 90.
Nine they were listening Tetris RPG.
But yeah, like I said, there's alot more.
Don't get us like. Don't get mad that we missed
one. We're going to do a lot more
we're going to have to do. This again action.
RPGs, and I'm sure there's one that's probably.
Better than everything that we just missed.

(02:20:15):
Unfortunately, there's always it's going to be forgotten
forever. There's always, there's always,
all right. In that case, let's move into
the next schedule. For those who are checking out
the podcast for the very first. Time or you?
Happen to tune in every single week.
We have a stream stream schedule.
Yes we do. We have a streaming schedule

(02:20:38):
starting Sundays 3:30 PM in the stand time.
We have Let's Play Sundays multiplayer games of the coop
and versus variety. It's going to be either.
It usually is a coop and a versus 2 streams on Sundays, one
at 3:30 PM and 1:00 at 6:00 PM so.
That follows the social media tofind out which games they're
going to be and when. It's an open versus challenge,

(02:21:01):
that means that it is open to everybody who's listening to
this and who sees the post. You know it means everyone but
cheaters, yes? Cheaters will get.
Booted. No, we we.
Will boot. Cheaters, but you know.
We'll give you a. Chance first.
But if you're like, you know, ifyou're like cheesing, you're
going to have to go. But yeah, but definitely join

(02:21:23):
us. You're all invited.
Mario Kart, you know. Rocket League.
Ball guys, you'll see what the game is.
Join in and, you know, try to beat us.
It's not going to happen, but try anyway.
Chuck, what you got on Fridays? We got Fighter Fridays. 9:00 PM
Eastern Standard Time. I play beat em ups.
I play fighting games. A lot of times I get beat up

(02:21:43):
like I did last Friday on StreetFighter Six.
And this Friday I'm going to getbeat up in Mortal Kombat 1.
So you so you play get beat ups.Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, I play get beat ups.But yeah, Mortal Kombat one,
it's out tomorrow. I think tomorrow is when
launches. Thursday, Friday, at least
Friday. I thought it was Friday.

(02:22:04):
I just looked at my. Order, it says.
Getting pickup ready for tomorrow.
Oh, word. Wow.
So you're breaking St. date. Do it.
The world. Combat.
One has been out for years. 92 Man the Cat come on.
Son and the chat say. That it's not cross.
Play as soon. As it's out or what or what
they're going to add, I think it's going to add.

(02:22:25):
It later, but I don't think it'sgoing to.
Launch Were you getting it from Xbox?
Yeah, you know how fighting. Games belong on Xbox.
All right, what do we got? We have this show 7. 30 PM
Eastern Stand time. You have all of us, the full
gang for the podcast happening. You got the live awesome chat
with you guys always. We got sometimes we have a guest

(02:22:47):
and when we do, they're always awesome, you know?
But the conversation is going tobe very entertaining, very
intriguing. It's going to be awesome.
We always got stuff to say and we were running out of things to
say. We.
Figure out, we think of more stuff to say like now, like now,
like now you're just rambling just talking about nothing and
we just rambled well and and that'll be entertaining.
So you know that's what's going to happen.

(02:23:07):
Hank said it's not crossplay. It's not at all.
So get that? Get that Mortal Kombat on?
Xbox Y'all want to play? And on Xbox Y'all but World
Combat 11. Crossplay, though.
Or maybe it's that. Maybe.
It's going to be crossplay later.
I know sangma angry X. This is crazy.
So an angry ex. You know I can't.
I can't believe it. I was.

(02:23:28):
Like an angry. Why would you talk?
To his angry ex like. This is dude that.
Twitter man. Street Fighter is cross play.
Mortal Kombat's gotta follow. Suit calm.
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