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Level. Eight point. 7.
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Sticks. Turbo 857.
And your boy, Big Chuck. What up?
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Oh yeah. Merry Christmas.
Oh yeah. Oh yeah.
Like why? It's coming up.
Merry Christmas. It's coming up.
No, Halloween is. Yeah, Halloween is.
Coming September. I'm skipping over.
I'm going straight to Christmas.Oh boy.
Last call. Last call.
It's welcome back, back to school time.
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Wow. Merry Christmas.
What's going on? Everybody?
What's going on? Everybody in the chat.
How you doing? What's up?
What's up? Trying to liven things up here.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, somebody saved.
Us. So we brought the podcast to
screach at all. Yeah, it's.
The guys taking we. Barely even started.
Turbo said he's buying everyone gifts, so I'm fine with that.
Yeah, too little, too little. Too.
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Little. Little toile toiler.
I thought your name was Turbo. Man.
Twirler. Wow.
Chuck, let's do a quick roll call in the chat shout out.
We got Cafe Fox in the chat. We got World of Bazaar in the
chat. Whoa.
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Is there anybody else? Because I don't see anyone got.
Stream elements in the chat. Oh shit.
Stream elements, stream elements, stream albums.
Two live people. We had like 8 then, Turbo said.
Hold on, are we are we playing AEW Fight Forever?
Cuz that's what it says we're doing.
No shit, I forgot. No cuz listen.
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We do different things on Twitch.
Yeah, that's true. It's fun.
Well, we do fight forever, Yeah.I don't know.
Yeah, we do fight forever. That's, yeah, we do.
Yeah. Anyways, moving on.
Yeah. Let's start off with the games
we've been playing, yeah. Speaking of the games we've been
playing. UW fight forever.
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That's right, after we talk about Gal Guardian.
We're gonna go in time order. Go for it.
Yes, this game is awesome, but that last boss, we made it all
the way up to the last. Boss, heard you guys got your
ass kicked. My gosh, it was one of the most
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brutal three boss fights in a row without Checkpoint Man.
Whoever checked, you know, if all those who checked out that
stream, they know how brutal it was.
But we were getting better. And not even you don't even get
health. Like they didn't replenish your
health between each one. No.
No. Guys got to get better you.
Had to do it with one one health.
I think we had to do one health bar.
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I think maybe the third one. Is that the perv?
That's the simple he's like, puts these I want lick your
feet. Looky looky, that's what.
He says yeah, it's a boss who tries to go after your feet.
Look at his tongue, though. Yeah, it was.
He has to go after your feet. And it was no, this was brutal.
We'll be able to do it in the future.
No, it's like a clone evil version of him.
OK, it's not actually him. Yeah.
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But I think there's a lot of items that we didn't get that
help out your health, like especially me.
I think when you collect like the girls that have been
kidnapped, it just works for I think it just works for you cuz
your health is pretty. Well, my character, like that
character anyway, just has more of a higher.
Also has higher. Yeah, mine, I get hit like two
or three times and I was dead. It's crazy.
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So I'm like, by the time we're at the end of the the second
form or the first form or the last boss, the third form, I'm
there for like half a second andI don't even know how to hit
her. I'm like, what's the point?
What's the point? So yeah, I'm going to try to
play it one player and then get some more items, because that
shit was torture. It must be beaten you.
Guys are almost there. I'm almost there.
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Such torture. I could taste it.
I could taste victory right there.
What's it taste? Like it's tasting sweet.
It's a sweet taste that just keeps eluding us, but we're
gonna get that sweetness. Damn.
Like a nectar. Damn.
Sound weird? Like a like a nectar, This is
all. Alright.
This is. Awkward.
As hell, yeah, this is like a turn, man.
Geez, whenever you give Kevin long monologue the energy, just
get sapped out of the room real quick.
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That took a turn, man. Yeah, it took a bad turn.
Oh man. Now, Chuck, you can say it.
We were playing AEW Fight Forever.
Yes, we were. Let's play versus and.
That was interesting. I kind of put on, I kind of put
on a clinic for these guys. I can see that.
Look at that. You got the most points there,
most wins. Yeah, and by the end of the
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night I had seven and all of them combined combined to tie
me. Chalk's good when it comes to
like, glitching games. Wow games that aren't finished.
Wow. The game wasn't finished.
Wow, clearly wasn't. Are you trying to say WW?
Roar wasn't finished when I beatyou.
Raw. I don't know.
I never played raw. You did.
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You did when I gave you that pedigree, when you were Brett
Hart and you reset the game. That was.
That wasn't a glitz. First of all, you reset the
game. You're wrong twice because it
was called war zone. So it's the wrong war zone.
Let's just secondly. Secondly, there was a problem.
You set the game four. There was not a problem.
Moving on to Aw, moving on to a of.
Course, of course. There we go.
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This game had a lot of great things about it, but there was a
lot of things that needed to be tweaked.
Yeah, this. Smoothness of the combat.
It was a little jerky. I did like the no mercy grapple
system that they kept. I did, yeah.
That was cool to see that. That's a little more time in the
oven. Yeah, I like the fanfare that
they did with the suplexes on the barricades and.
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Using Darby's fucking skateboard.
That was amazing. That was amazing, by the way.
That is so hilarious. And I love the weapons in that
game. Yeah, it's pretty.
There's so many things they didn't add eliminations, match
types, so it needed for. Actually three to six more
months. Is it something that you think
they could patch and improve it?They can add, they can add more
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stuff. I think a sequel.
I think it's. I mean like the like patch it's.
Got TLC coming but patches? I think it gets about the same
looks as the Mortal Combat is getting right now.
That's switch for you. Man, but but The thing is, it
plays it the way I've seen Mortal Kombat, the way it plays
for Switch. At least it plays.
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No, no, I'm saying. Just by look, I'm saying looks.
AE I'm not even concerned about the look I'm talking about like
how jerky. No, no, the combat is AEW like
that's. The way the screens.
Get the targeting is a little, yeah.
How it has a very weird like jerky shit going on and it'll
black out for a hot 2nd and the screen will shift a little bit
like there's things technically that weren't tightened up.
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Gotcha. I.
Probably didn't play four players a lot like every game.
They had it. They had it.
No. They had a deadline.
That's what it was. They had a deadline.
It would leave it out, yeah. Yeah, so this is what happens
when shit isn't ready, right? Delay it.
I don't give a fuck. Delay.
It I blame CM Punk. Damn.
Bucks the reasons for? A lot of that going around these
days. I wonder how it plays, You know
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other versions of the gameplay. I wonder how it plays on the
series X and play Station 5. The press probably smoother I
would think. I was a Nintendo 64.
Damn. I think it's.
Somebody's gonna do a D make. Oh yeah.
Funny, there actually is a. I think it was.
I'm not sure what the name of itis, but it's a N64 wrestling
game that has all the 80s wrestlers, as you know, Jake
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Snake Hogan, Ultimate Warrior Heart Foundation.
No, it's not. It's a it's like a it's a
homebrew. Someone, yeah, someone put all
the 80s wrestlers in there. That's the N64 engine, all that
shit. Yeah, and I believe RGT 85 was.
Crazy over it. You're like, Oh my God, look at
this. This is all I always wanted.
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And it was on a couple other people's channels.
But yeah, I had Hogan, Warrior, all those dudes.
George the animal Steel. Maybe, but that isn't that like
70s. Hats or Jim Duggan?
Yeah, Duggan stuff. But look dope and you know, has
everybody's costumes from when they first started and then when
they, you know, wow. Yeah, so.
Yeah, I was struggling with a little bit.
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I can't wait to edit that video because you would.
The anger level that was coming out of Jay was.
Was nothing was working. I just didn't get it.
I didn't get it. I mean, I played.
It was fine. You look depressed here looking
at this video. Dude, you don't look happy.
No, I wasn't. No, I wish I could zoom in on.
Your face. No, It's like nothing.
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I didn't intentionally do anything in the game.
Stuff happened. It's like the coffin drop is the
best thing in the game. That was it's.
Fucking hysterical. Now the flashlight is the best
thing in the game. Jumping at someone like this
backwards is just the dumbest move, but it's amazing cuz you
could hit people when they're standing, which is great.
Well, it's gonna change your back into a magnet and you like
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attach yourself to someone. It's just.
Silly, I wanna see someone count.
You by see how move just go through bodies.
Elbows go past bodies like they don't work now.
There's things that should have been.
I was doing a combo with Sting and like it would go right
through on the second head. I'm like, these things got to be
tight. I'd be blocking your punches,
walking backwards, and I turn around completely to the other
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person. Oh yeah.
You know, I've seen that few times I've seen that few.
Times while I'm trying to fight you, I'm like, why are you going
over there? I used to love it when that
happened. I'm like, good.
Yeah, the targeting is off. It's got to be tightened up.
It's kind of neat. It's the sequel I know will be a
million times better, but. This needs to be tightened.
Yeah, it's the first game. It's got a good It's good
though, right? It's, it's.
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I like it's. Fun.
It's very fun. That's what's important.
It's fun. It's pretty arcady.
It is. I like the arcadiness of it, You
know? I do.
I thought I would like that style of game more than the WWE
games, but unfortunately right now I don't.
It wasn't polished enough. Yeah, that's the.
The problem is wasn't polished. I was surprised.
I was surprised. I like the other ones better.
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But I mean, here's what it is. OK.
All right. Cough and drop.
So yeah, I played F0 99. How?
Is it? And it was.
I was in for a surprise man. Playing against the 98 other
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racers is insane. It's insane.
Look at, look at that. Look at the screen.
It's crazy. It's all the same car.
It's it's not you get lost. You're like.
I can't find your car. I played two rounds of this.
I was like. Whoa, yo.
It's tense, man. It's 10 tense, but Steam.
Free. Yeah, yeah, I'm.
Gonna have to check. That if you're a subscriber to
Nintendo Switch online, yes. Yeah, so it's not for Nintendo
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Switch. So it's.
Free with a membership $7.00. Free with a prescription $3.
Free with three dollars subscription.
But yeah, no, it was got my ass handed to me.
It's good, though. It is good, yeah.
It's just chaotic. Look at that, look at that.
All the that's the starting line.
It's the starting line. That's.
Chaos. It's crazy.
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That's cool though. It's cool to see.
And the map is like huge. The the the, the races are
freaking. Look at this.
This is. You can sped up.
Man, this is crazy. It's.
It's nuts, man, at least. They changed it.
Yeah, but you can bump. All right.
So you have a health gauge, that's what, that's what you see
up on the top, right. And you can you do this like
spin, move to like bump other cars and if you bump them into
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the edge. Your your health goes down and
you blow up. And it sucks cuz I think, I
think I got up to like I was in the second place for a while and
I was like, oh shit, I might actually win this.
And then somebody bum rushed me into the corner and I just died.
I just blew up. I.
Was like, damn it man. Yeah, man.
No, it's it's it's a rough game,man.
But it was really fun. This guy don't go ping pong like
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in the original. Oh yeah, but every one car.
Oh no, you're doing this one. Well, I couldn't Pat like I
never did the car in the original F0.
It's like I'm pulled to it, yes.And I'm trying to go around it
and I'm like and I fly across the whole different way.
It's time. Another thing that kind of sucks
too. They put like obstacles, like
fake obstacle cars. Like in the way.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, just to mess you up.
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Yep, it's messed up, man. In the first place.
And they always thought slow asscard.
Yep. Right in there's like being in
traffic, basically. But fun game.
It was fun. I played that for a little bit.
I also just picked up. And I also beat this game in a
sitting Thunder Ray. Thunder Ray.
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It's the spiritual successor to to punch out cartoon.
Does it play like punch out Kinda.
Kinda. I kind of.
It made me miss the punch out control scheme.
The simplicity because it's so simple and it but it's so
effective because you have body punches now they they utilize
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all the buttons on the controller.
It's. A lot of blood.
Yeah, no, it's a very, very violent.
Game you got body punches in thepunch out.
You do, but the way you activatethe body punches in punch out is
just to press the button and once to punch to the head.
You just press up and punch, which makes a lot of sense.
I'm still used to that. Always playing.
So now it's like there's a button dedicated buttons for
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punching up top for punching thehead, and then dedicated buttons
for the body punches. I like the, yeah.
And it's it's different. It's different.
And then you hold the bumper to to do a power punch.
So any punches that you throw itlike like electricity or
whatever that throws like a strong punch.
Thunder, you just murdered your guy, though you got before he
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just died. Yeah, yeah, no that these
enemies will like the opponents will will mess you up.
You have to learn their patterns.
But the only my gripe with the game is it looks beautiful and
the game controls fine. It's just it's not the punch out
control scheme and there's only 8 opponents and the story mode
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literally that's it, You just fight 8 opponents, there is a
story with it and then that's it.
Once you beat the last opponent,the the credits roll.
Like they give you a quick like 2 second like story, whatever
ending and then the credits rolland you beat the game.
They don't do the rehash, you know, like different color
scheme or whatever. That was kind of like I was kind
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of like all right for an indie game, that's cool, you know, it
was fun for for what it is and it's not that expensive.
I got it's 15 bucks. It's not that expensive.
I had a gift card for my birthday for Nintendo Gift card
for 20 bucks so. So it's like $2.00 a fighter.
Pretty much, yeah. Pretty much, yeah.
Each box is like $2.00. I think they're planning on DLC
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to get the cut up I. Mean these?
Jeez man. It is.
But my gripe with the game though is like some of the some
of the fighters doesn't feel like it doesn't feel like a
boxing game, like some of your opponents are like fantasy
characters, like one guy is an alien, a legit alien floating.
And he's let me see if I can. Figure that one guy in the crowd
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back everybody else's pictures and he's like.
Look at this chick up here. This chick, this chick just
she's just floats. That's it.
That's right. And like, what the hell are you
fighting? Doesn't feel like it doesn't
feel like a boxing game, Sir. It's depending on your you're
punching her ass. Look at that.
So she, she has a force field. And you have to break the force
field before she before you can kill her.
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That's pretty cool, though. That's.
Not it's it's it's innovative, It's it's new.
It's different. Interesting.
I understand why they did it, but yeah, what was another one
here? Like at this point.
This guy is like a vampire guy. That's funny.
It's just, yeah, they have weapons and stuff, he said.
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He looks corny as hell. He looks corny as hell.
They got weapons and stuff like that.
Waxed mad quick. Yeah, look at that.
That move. I hate that move right there.
It's corny. Ass That's a low budget.
Harm. He looks like an enemy in like,
Looney Tunes that never wins. Yep, Yep.
And then this. This character I hated right
here. This this alien character.
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He switches dimensions and you go through another.
I'm like what that might be? Talking, right?
Yeah. Get the guy.
Out of here, Yeah. Trainer.
Oh, that's your trainer? Yeah, he looks like hell.
There you go. Now he's ready to box.
But yeah, no, this this character I didn't like because
I couldn't find the pattern. Because it's like you're
looking. It's not a boxing.
Like can you block? In this game, you can.
You can dodge, you could block. But yeah, this it's just weird,
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man. I had a hard.
Time fighting this ball, this guy.
That's pretty fun. Yeah.
No, that's weird, man. He has a bunch of different
weird, weird moves. That's fun.
Fun. Yeah.
No, it was fun. It just, it really just made me
feel like playing punch out. And I did.
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I went right back to playing punch out and I was like, and
what do you get? On the switch, yeah.
But I I played punch out and I was like, I see the appeal of
Punch out, why it's so great. They got the control scheme
perfect. You know, if it ain't broke,
don't fix it. What they did was good.
You know, it's its own thing. And I know they probably for
legal reasons, they had to do that.
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But, and I, and I remember reading online too, that they
said that you could change the control scheme.
And I was like, cool, you could change the control, but you
can't change it to punch out. You can't change it to that.
I was like, damn. It that sucks.
Damn. But.
Overall, it's a good game. I do recommend playing it for
anybody out there who's interested in playing it.
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The other game which I thought Iwas going to be finished with,
but I'm painstakingly trying to level up my character and so
that I can beat the fucking game.
So I'm tired of talking about it.
It's blasphemous. The first Jesus Christ.
I unlocked 92% of the map and I still haven't beaten this game.
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I got up to the second to last boss.
And I got whipped so bad that I'm like, I don't.
I refuse to go back to that bossuntil I get all the the perks of
like help my health and all thatstuff and this wall jumping I
hate, I hate with a passion the wall you have to use your sword
to. There's no like, regular wall
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jump. No, you have to time it
perfectly and if you miss, you die.
You fall to your death. It sucks.
I hate it. I freaking hate it, but besides
those little gripes, I understand why the developers
did it. The game is beautiful.
I I got the it's I got to the hooking point like I was
addicted to this game. I was playing for like 10 hours.
The other day, man. I just straight they didn't even
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realize the time. But yeah, one of the largest
maps in any freaking Metroid Vania game.
It's insane man. I was like, yo, this map is,
when you look at it, it's the scale of the map is like, I'm
believe it looks over. Well actually look.
Here it is. Look.
That's not even a quarter of theGeez.
Lot of mercy, the map is. Geez.
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That's a whole lot. Of map man, It's a lot of.
Shit, man. The hell?
But. Hopefully I get through this
game and next week I can tell you guys that I beat it.
Hopefully, hopefully. It's funny how far.
One looks like a prototype compared to two now, dude.
You like to see improvements like that?
Yeah, it's pretty, pretty dope. Well, having a double jump is
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nice. And an air dash and an air dash
is that's pretty nice. That's nice.
That changes. Yeah.
There's no everything. There's no double jump in the in
the in part one, it's like mega.Man Compared to Mega Man X,
there's no. Yeah, yeah, pretty much.
It's rough. It's rough.
Big fucking deal, terrible. And and also the again, I
understand why they did it, but it's very cryptic on what you
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have to do and like what you need.
They do a like, it's a weird wayof communicating like, 'cause
they speak in like Old English like.
So it's like even the even the dialogue is like, written that
way. So it's like it's hard to know
what the hell you're supposed todo and what you know.
And even when even everybody youtalk to, it's like, you know,
you want to know what they're saying, but after they're done
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talking, you're like, what the. Yeah, exactly.
You just tell me. Yeah, exactly.
But you're intrigued. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you're
intrigued about what's going on.It makes you research the law.
Yeah, there's law in every they give you so much shit to like
look at and it's interesting. You know when you look up, how
you know when someone explains it to you in the language that
you could understand in English,in the actual regular English.
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But it really is a awesome. It's a beautifully written game.
Even the crazy fucked up characters that you find.
There's a point and purpose to every single person you find,
and you'll see it more in two. Also that it's just it's
awesome. It's one of my favorite indie
games, period. It's incredible.
I can see why you you rave aboutit, man.
I love it. I was like, I got, I got to the
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hooking point and yeah, obviously it sounds like I'm
complaining and shit, but and I am.
I am. But with those with those
gripes, the game is phenomenal. It's an awesome game.
That's the shit you know when you when you lose, besides the
wall jump shit, it feels like it's your fault.
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Like you can it. It's not a rogue.
Like, so you can learn. Like I know what I did, yeah, I
know what I did. I just, I got impatient like I I
attacked too soon or whatever itis.
It's like you learn the pattern and then you just, you know try
to implement it. And I made it through.
I made it through 50% of the game and I told you this
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earlier. I went to 50% of the game and I
didn't know how to add. I didn't know that you were
supposed to equip the things to your rosary beads or whatever to
make, to give you perks or whatever, and I couldn't believe
that I've played half of the game, like all the boss battles
that I had, what I've been doing.
That we're Yeah. And they were tough as hell and
I did it without any any upgrades.
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If you don't upgrade your shit you are you're going to get to a
stopping point. Well that like yeah, that's what
happened. Crosanta.
Yeah. She's going to be like you
better go back and get that shit.
That's what I'm doing now I'm going back and I'm like I must I
must be missing some shit because I go to heal and I'm
dead and I'm like damn that's a that's a that's the reality
check of the game. Yeah, like you ain't gonna win
off no bullshit this time. Yep, Yep, Yep.
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Not bad, but that's pretty much it, man.
Try what you playing Friday Fridays Mortal.
Kombat. Hell yeah, man.
All. Right, Kev, What's you playing?
You plan it for the Switch, right?
How would I? Do that.
This game is really well done. Highly detailed, bloody.
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It's a fun game. You weren't playing story mode,
were you? No, I.
Didn't play story mode on the stream you played it offline on?
Yeah, I. Beat the story mode already.
Damn. What?
Already it's not like that long.How long?
I don't know. They say it's ten hour, 10
hours. I imagine that's.
What I said. 50 hours What? I couldn't.
Believe it was 10 hours. Like 10 hours.
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Long. Really 10 hours?
It felt like maybe 4-5 if you watch all the if you.
Watch all the movies, yeah. Oh, you skipped this show.
Maybe. Maybe.
No, I didn't actually. You know, maybe maybe it was
like 6 or 7 hours okay. How's the story?
Awesome. Awesome.
So they can make a show or movieas Dude.
Do you think Cole is missing from the game?
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Who? Don't worry, they're.
Gonna put him in. No, honestly.
Honestly, if they wanted to, they could, but very well done.
I I love the way this game plays.
I love the story. The Never Realm Studios.
Like they always tell a great narrative and the and the IT
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plays different than the typicalfighters I play like Street
Fighter or Dragon Ball. But once you get used to the
button inputs and and how to do the moves it's fun.
It's it's really really fun. How do you like?
Compared to Mortal Kombat 11 I. Like this as much, if not more
than 11 so far, so people are saying.
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About Mortal Kombat too. The.
Original Mortal Kombat 2. It was, I guess.
I mean this game is fun, man. Like it's just I was using
Raiden for most of the night andthen like on I think I started
using Luke Kang during the storyline.
I was like, oh Kang is nasty. I saw his most, yeah, he's.
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He's a bad man and his fatality is so ill It's way to really.
Not do his scream. Does rating really not do a
screen when he does the push? Nah, he.
Doesn't it threw me. Off I was.
Like that's not rating. It's a it's a new rating, man.
Yeah man, I missed. That it's like not saying
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Hadouken. Yeah.
Bizarre. The Shang song voice actor was
absolutely amazing, I think. Was it?
Take your soul. Was.
It was it the same dude that played Shang song in the in the
movie because it sounded like him.
It just sounded like a younger version, but but yeah, the voice
acting is on point. The the battle damage mid fight.
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Awesome. That's cool.
I like the the fact that you have that call in character, the
cameo character. The cameo character, yeah, you
could pair it up and it changes your your play style too.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like if you don't have any
projectiles or whatever, you could just change it to a cameo.
Like you can use a cameo. That has a I used Cano.
Yeah, Cano's. Paino's cool.
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So you did the laser beam? Yeah, man.
So he's not. A regular playable character.
He's just a cameo so far. Yes, he's just a cameo, but I
mean, honestly, with the DLC that they're adding, he could be
a regular character at at any point in the game.
Probably like the next wave of DLC after like Homelander,
Peacemaker or whatever. Who's that for us So.
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What, Sam? I mean, they can.
They can throw Cano in, they canthrow Sonia Blade in.
They can do whatever they want, man.
Their game is fired. They're like some other leaked
shit with the DLC characters fortheir data miners.
Some shit like that. I thought I saw Conan the
Barber. Conan the Barbarian.
I'd be sick. That's awesome, Arnold.
I forgot who else they had on there.
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If they get Arnold. To play him.
Oh yeah. There was someone that goes like
three others or four others, right, that were on there, I
can't remember. The name I just remember calling
the Barbie. Yeah, me too.
I was just like. That.
Is dope Conan versus Xiao Con? Wow.
I mean general General Xiao. My bad, General Sal's Chicken.
You used to. And of course.
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It's going to have a permanent spot on Fight or Fridays during
the month. It'll probably be the third week
of the month. Wow.
Yeah. Wow.
So Smash Friday is gonna be first, Street Fighter second,
and that third. And I'm streaming it again this
Friday for Friday Fridays. And I forgot to use the
Jean-Claude Van Damme skin for Johnny James, so I'm gonna do it
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this Friday. I downloaded that.
Interesting. It's available right off the
bat. Yeah, yeah, actually.
I preordered the Premium edition.
So I have the list of the the league.
Yes, yes, yes. Yes, yes.
Calling the Barbarian Deathstroke Doomslayer.
Damn. Harley Quinn Cano What is?
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Doomslayer again. Noobsaibotslayer.
Megan Fox. What?
And Travis Scott. Megan Fox and Travis Scott.
I thought Megan Fox did character guitar, right?
Oh, she was like a vampire, right?
Yeah. Yeah, she's a.
Character in the game already. Yeah, that's right.
She's that's right. Unless it's.
Megan Fox from that movie where she played a demon.
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But no, she played. Wasn't it a vampire?
I thought. She played in that movie.
No, In the game she was. In the game, she was.
Jennifer's Whatever. That's Jennifer's body.
That's what I'm thinking about. Yeah, we don't.
Want to fight it though? Why not?
Why not? No.
Because of. Because of we're tall.
She's not. No, it's it's her thumb.
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Oh, her thumb. My bad.
It's old thumb. The club.
Thumb you're not. Gonna be away.
Town, but that's. Not stop, you step on it.
Yeah, that's so. Wrong.
That's so wrong. Thumbs.
Down well, yeah. Well, she's never gonna be on
this show. Why not?
Ain't. Not wrong, right?
She's still got her thumbs. That's a move right there.
No, I mean. And besides Mortal Kombat, I
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played WWE2K23. That game is so fun, man.
Gotta do another run of that, yeah, absolutely.
It's coming back. On you.
It's coming back, absolutely. We're gonna disable the counter
indicators, the prompts. Let's get rid of those.
Are there? Yeah.
It pops up. Why?
We'll pop up. Oh yeah, I get rid of those.
Chuck knows all the time. And so we got to make sure
that's difficult. No, I.
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Don't give him a handicap time. We play the.
Whole time not know what else plays I don't like.
I. Only played this mode, but but
then it's played, the next thingthat count is everyone like it
was going. OK, I counted everyone and won
like two matches because you don't know how to win.
Oh, just like y'all don't know how to win an A.
EW. OK, damn man.
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Correct. Correct.
I won. I won.
A few times, not as much as I. Did I won twice?
Doesn't matter. Caught Jay with the ill shit.
I won seven. Times Y'all couldn't even beat
that by yourselves. I didn't have fun then.
Jay was. Like I'm getting pinned.
Let me not press a button. Jeez, that was the best one
ever. I was like, that was.
Let it happen. Just let it happen.
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Just let it. Just let it just.
Let it. Yuck.
Next. Who, Sir?
What would you blame mine's? Gonna be quick, 'cause it's just
I'm still addicted to tears, that's what.
She said still. Still addicted to tears the
Kingdom, man. Yeah, I got.
I was. I played it for a while.
I think I got. And this is you running up the
hill? Yeah, I do.
I do a lot of that, though I do a lot of running up mountains.
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How many hours are you up to now?
I think 1. 35 It's like it's thehow.
You mean bro? It's like 1. 30 How you 135,000
Do you have the Master Sword? Yeah, that's what I do.
I. Have the Master Sword about to
say. I'm like I did.
It's just, it's crazy. I don't understand how a lot of
people are like, yeah, I want the old Zelda back, the old
Zelda back. It's like.
You want to do your three dungeons and then get your
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Master Sword. You can get the Master Sword
whenever you. You could kind of go for that
quest whenever you want, but yougot to be strong enough to
fight. You know, You got to be strong
enough to fight the enemies thatyou have to fight in order to
get the Master Sword, to even get up to that part.
But I'm like, I like the fact that how it's just like a
optional quest. It's for you to get instead of
just something that's like, you know, part of the story.
It's part of the story, but it'slike it's.
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It's optional. You either get it or you don't.
And I just got, I got a whole bunch of armors.
I just it looked like you. Were playing Space Harrier on
that footage right there when you just run on the ground?
Space Harrier. No, it's like my favorite
vehicle to build is like it's like this biplane Thunder,
whatever it's I have not, it's like cuz it's got the fans, you
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know, the biplanes and the fans in the back and stuff like that.
It's. It's a whatever.
It's like a plane. It's like it's like a fly plate.
You fly on it. I I make that thing all the
freaking time. I love flying.
And I think because you have this, this cool tool that you
have is the oil that the game opens up when you get like the
oil build technique. Because everyone's like it takes
too long to build something. I sit there and you could sit
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there and meticulously build something if you want, but you
can save your creations with this thing and you could build
them in an instant just for training, trading some pieces of
zonite. You see his face when he said
it, and you made his stand. I made it a point or?
Or Zionite, or whatever it is, it starts here.
It's like it's that special gem that's in the game, whatever
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like that special special gem, special gem make any creation.
That you made previously in an instant just by trading a couple
of those. So just like it's like, OK, like
freaking targets too far over there.
I just build a vehicle. I just build a how many?
Batteries make a gun, Dom. I got. 5 fat batteries right now
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attached to my remote battery thing that powers all of it.
But then there's also other waysyou can power the vehicle too.
But I have not made the gun themyet, so I just like it's like
Legos kind of. At 200.
You'll be at Gundam level. He's going to go to the last
stage, this big ass robot with guns everywhere like this.
You're. Not even using.
Your sword anymore, He's going to fall.
It'll be a little groove in the floor and he's like, oh fuck,
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he'll tip over, be shooting sideways like at. 209 and he's
going to beat the game. Exactly.
He's going to beat the. Game he's just going to be
looking at the at his Gundam, destroying the balls like.
Like I'm just here chilling. I'm just here to watch.
Eating popcorn or whatnot. I love the the weapon making
mechanic though. You take a freaking boomerang
attached is stupid like electrical horn on it throw a
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flying and now you have electrical boomerang flying over
everywhere. It's it's it's a crazy.
It's too much. You're proof that's the people
that actually can OD on a video game.
No, it is I. I've no I I'm sucked into it.
I I have a hard time playing anything else besides Street
Fighters, so it's. Like, so now it officially has
you? Yes.
Yeah. No, I've been.
Hooked in for a minute, I've been.
I keep getting different armor pieces and stuff.
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I find a new cave in a new well to jump into.
Every mineral in the mint, mineral.
Every material you see on the floor, man.
Every freaking material. You gotta grab that because it
has some sort use you use as a weapon.
Put on your freaking arrow. Try to cook it.
Damn, it's insane. Have you made put on your arrow?
Try to cook it. Have you made a?
You know what? The fire with.
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So yeah, what? What have you made a bladed?
Boomerang that you can set stuffon fire with YES.
You could put like, yeah, you could put like a fire horn on
the thing. Or even the fire fruit.
You put that on with the fire fruit.
The fire fruit. Oh dear, it you're just talking
about 1:00. Piece right now.
Yeah. What's going on?
No, you put. Yeah.
You put Fire Flame Flame Fruit. There's a lot.
Of ways to attach fire to a weapon depending on what item
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you have it with. You know, you put like a red
Choo Choo. You know you put down.
All right. You said.
You said you were. I love it when he like drops.
Yeah. These these names of like what
are you saying I? Also, I also like the way the
fact that he's like, yeah, I'm gonna be real quick and then you
go into this indepth story. This is how you know it's.
Completely consumed, so addicted.
He's consumed by the game. Officially it's.
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It's insane, man. He's put this on, then you put
this on there, then you can cookit and you shove it up your ass.
What happened? Nah the.
Thing I like. I like how you.
You have like a sticks, like wooden sticks on the floor,
right? It's right here.
Sticks is right here, actually, right.
You take Flint and you throw it at it.
Then you hit it with a weapon and you make a fire.
And then I take an acorn. I throw the acorn at the fire
and it just makes like a wind gust, like a fly on.
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I'm like. You have to get through like a
freaking temple. You don't understand.
It sounds ridiculous when you eat.
Exactly. Sounds ridiculous?
Let's move on. But no, no.
When you do it, though, it's amazing.
It just, all right, Harish marriage.
Has a question. Is it better than breadth of the
wild? Yes.
Yes, yes, it's already. That was quick.
I love hanging out in the depths.
The underground area love hanging out in the depths.
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There was no depths in The Breath of the Wild, man.
Spoiler It's crazy. Crazy.
Yeah, he answered. That shit, man.
Quick. Yeah, already better.
I mean 100. 35 hours in and better be.
Better I stumbled. 2% into the. Game last thing I.
Must say I stumbled into this Coliseum in the depths, right?
And they kept throwing differentLionels at me.
Like, I fucked that. I fought one, they threw another
Lionel. I was like, I'm on 3 and I just
walked out. I was like, my weapons.
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I have no more weapons. Who's it?
And they threw out so many lionels.
I was like, where's Tiger Panther One at you.
Tara, stop anyway. I thought you were.
Gonna say Richie. I was gonna say loud, but no.
But that was Breath of the Wild.That's what came out.
I mean, you. Come on.
You missed the opportunity. You missed the opportunity,
dude. I'm so.
Angry right now, boy, but it's oh.
Dear Yeah, it's already better than Breath of the Wild.
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Oh, this is fresh. Now what else you gonna play?
That's it. That's all.
He ain't playing. This is gonna be the same for
the next three weeks, no? No, no.
Three years, Street Fighter Six,and I got, I think I chungle up
to four stars of silver. She needs gold.
She deserves gold. She's the only one who hasn't
hit gold. She does.
Chocolate. I'm gonna take her out on you,
all right? I'm gonna take her.
Out on you. I'm gonna take her.
Out on you, Is that what you say?
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That's weird. That's weird.
That's cool. All right.
Are you weird? I ain't scared, man.
So I will quickly say what I played.
Before we get to footage of anything, I played Final Fantasy
16 and I I was going to attempt to do story mode and I ran into
an enemy from a hunt. And I wasn't, I wasn't looking
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for it. And I said, oh, I got somebody
and I whipped his ass and I was like, I mean, he says new hunts.
I went back to my camp and I waslike, yo, there's like 8 more
hunts. So I did that for about.
Six hours, instead of going to the next mission, I was like,
yo, I got to find all these things and I got to beat them
all and they tell you like a hint of where they are, but they
don't tell you where they are. So yeah, I did all that.
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And then I was like, I got to get, I got to get some time in
on Starfield. I got to get some and I got
footage on it. I'm listening, man.
I got you. I got you.
Keep it alive. I had to get some time in on on
Starfield at least to try it outbefore we got back to the show
this week, so. But did you play it third person
or first? I played it first person and
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what is wrong with? You Sorry, but I only played.
The intro like right in the beginning and it's not bad.
I mean, it looks looks dope, butlike I said, it's not my my type
of game. I don't usually play games like
Mass Effect and stuff like that.That's mine.
I got to do it. I'm sorry you'll.
Love it. I mean, it's a lot of talking,
right, Right from the beginning because I obviously got to get
the story started, but I was surprised they started doing
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like a mine. Area.
So I was like, oh, this is different.
That's not what I expected. So like this, well, I mean
you're walking and talking basically.
And then they said shoot that I was like, all right, I got the
you shot rock and something and then the story went on but.
Action. They did throw you into a fight
right away, pretty much, and it was it was pretty dope
considering I didn't have any weapons or knew how to play or
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anything. Yeah, this is pretty much and
you can switch. You can switch from.
First, first or third like rightaway like seamless or or do you
have to like select that in the menu or something?
I only made it to the. First like star fight like they
they made you fight a ship in the in space and I had a few dog
fights and then I didn't I didn't realize how to get back
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or out of space like I was like all right what do you want me to
do? I'm stuck in space now, so and
it was late this house, I was like, all right, I'm just going
to stop right now. But I hit the button and the
ship. I I saw the ship.
So I guess that's third person mode.
I didn't do it when I was fighting these guys.
I was just doing it like this. But I can see how people are
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going to get addicted to it. I like I said I I don't have
enough time to put into this game like this because I know
I'm going to have to be like, who's this character?
What? Yeah.
But you're going to. Have to be like immersed into
it, and I don't know if I have the time to be immersed into it,
but I can see how I can put in more time because I literally
only put in like an hour or nothing.
Interesting, but yeah. I'm not.
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I got to have $100 for that. Do you like it?
So far, yeah, it's not. It's not bad, especially since I
don't play stuff like it. I see.
If I did give it more time, I might.
There's a there's a chance, but there's you're saying there's a
chance, there's a chance. There's a 10% chance I'll play
through this game I get. Mass Effect vibes, man.
Oh, it's definitely. Yeah, but I never played
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Fallout. I don't play any of these games.
To people go crazy over look at that run.
It's like cypher filter. I'm just about to say the way he
was running was like that. Right.
Yeah, like this. So this is the third person
mode. Third person, I'll try it out.
They changed, they changed it. I don't know if.
I like third person shooting theway this game does it because
obviously it's made for first person.
I don't know if they'll change it for auto aiming and stuff.
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Try it out man, but maybe if you.
Shoot, it'll go back into that mode.
Yeah, auto aim. You don't know There's no auto
aim. There's no need for that.
Did I learn how to third person?You gotta Nah, I never use auto
in. Yeah, I know, I know.
So. Oh, you mean with a?
Yeah, I'm good. Yeah, that's fine.
I don't know if. It has a cursor, that's what I'm
saying. But oh, I ain't no bitch.
Wow, how you gonna Sir? Actually it looks.
(40:02):
It looks like they have. Hold on, let me see.
Let me go. Back have a curse?
How you gonna? It doesn't look like Wait, what?
It looks like there is one. It's a dot.
I'm not freeze frame, it look see OK.
Little dot. Yeah, you can do it.
Little dot right there. Tiny dot.
Yeah, Hey, what game had that fucking edit dot?
Was it Max Payne? Max Payne Three?
Yeah, Max Payne 3. Holy shit, that was tough.
That was very precise. That was obviously how?
You do it, I might play it thirdperson.
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It doesn't look bad. And then it's not like Elder
Scroll third person. Yeah, No.
No, no Skyrim. Has a good third person?
No, no, the fucking oblivion oblivion might have oblivion.
Yeah. Ooh, that was awful.
But I. Did Elder Scroll.
That was Elder Scrolls. Yeah, they were all Elder
Scrolls. Yeah, but.
And then? Came out yesterday or did it
(40:46):
come out yesterday? It came out yesterday.
Lies of P, Lies of PA? Lot of lies of Pi.
Thought you said it's like. P Lies of Minnelli I was like,
huh? No.
Nothing. Nothing like that.
So I played the demo. I played the demo on this on
Xbox. No, no, I played on PlayStation
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because it's on the game pass lies a piece Lying.
I know you. Can tell you can tell he's.
Already lying, his hose is growing.
I got up to. The final boss of the demo on
the PlayStation Five One and unfortunately I should have
played it on the Xbox. Xbox.
I think that I could have still used my save and just started
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where I was because I put in a good like. 4 hours on that demo.
The demo was a big demo. They gave me like 3 bosses.
Not bad. Oh wow.
Yeah, and it's tough. And I got all the way to the
last boss there and I didn't understand how to beat him and I
knew there was something I missed, like how to change my
weapons up and stuff. I was like, I'm not going to
really stress over this boss on a demo.
(41:47):
I'm going to wait until the gamecomes up and it's on Game Pass.
It's it's kind of like the Dark Souls type game.
It says like. Is that true?
It's very. Much like Bloodborne, yes,
different control scheme, kind of, but you get used to it.
It has different mechanics and how you use weapons and stuff
like that. So they did add more to the
Bloodborne experience. So I would say that if you liked
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Bloodborne a lot, this is more like a sequel.
As soon as you get used to how the timing and everything works,
because it's a little different,especially if you're using a
certain type of weapon, that'll change entirely how you how you
attack and stuff. It's slower if you pick a
heavier weapon. It'll change how you play
completely. Oh jeez.
And then if you pick the fast weapon, you're weaker.
And then you gotta learn how to dodge much better.
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What about the story? How do they story is?
Pretty dope. The narrative is good, Yeah.
Where's your petawatt? He's.
On the second stage, Jiminy Cricket.
Cricket's on the first stage? Really.
Yes. Does he look like, does he look
like Jimmy Cricket? No, he's like.
A spirit, kinda. Bullshit.
Jiminy Spirit. Really.
Show him. But he's talking to you and
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stuff like it looks like a. Jimmy spirit I think he's in
your. Pocket or something like that.
OK, as long as he's like same premise.
Harish. Harish Marsh was saying that the
enemies and the bosses have regenerating help.
He said this. Ain't no Dark Souls, please.
What is it then? What is it?
Regenerating. Help has one plate of Florida
enemies, and bosses have regenerating help.
Really. Did you know what I didn't run
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into? I didn't run into that.
Maybe, I don't know. I just lost.
I got them down to 10. Your health doesn't regenerate.
Yeah. No, no, no.
I've gotten. Them down to like 10%.
I was like, I can do it and thenI just suck and then can't get
close to that again. And I'm like, all right, that's
always annoying when you and your nose.
Doesn't grow when you lie? No.
Go to a Every time you die, it should grow.
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Yeah, man, they'll be ill. There's.
In the game where it tells you. Are you going to lie and are you
not? So I don't know what the game
play mechanic of it is. You're lying about that.
You're telling the truth. I mean, yay my.
Nose. Is the same shit lies AP on the.
On the loading screen. On a loading screen here, nose
screws as a loading screen. That's cool.
(43:56):
Yeah, that's cool it. Says now lying instead of now
loading. Now lying.
That's all that's pretty polished.
For what it is that looks. It's interesting, yeah.
Obviously, listen. Dark Souls, like From Software,
knows how to do it. Like they they're AAA studio
because of those games and it's very hard to get a world like
they do. This is the closest to it.
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Not saying they beat From Software but this is the closest
to a game like that caliber and I'm definitely looking looking
to get into it. But I I got to the first boss
today. Great pass.
And I I'm losing again and I waslike, all right, I'm not going
to I'm not going to I'm not going to die.
I'm going to do it later. So I just do it on for a second.
(44:37):
But yeah, I gotta get. I gotta get through that.
But it depends if it gets super hard to play.
I don't know, man. Sometimes.
I don't deserve this. Sometimes you need to take a
break, man. Sometimes it helps.
Well, no, it's. Not gonna jump the line.
I got other games that I gotta get through first.
So but yeah, I'll try and learn this game.
Okay. Yeah.
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And hopefully we get another another Bloodborne or an updated
Bloodborne. Something.
At least give us something a PS.Five free update, you know that
would be great. They said it.
Won't overdue. They said they can't do the 60
frames because it changes the timing.
Nice. That's a lie.
It's a lie. Well, no.
This is not lie as a P They're not lying.
(45:18):
Yeah, make it 6. Frames will be fine.
They made it a. 144 I think. Yeah, it was busted.
Wow. But yeah, apparently.
But you won't see that. Unless they redo the whole game.
Do it, do it. People want to play, They can do
it. They.
Can do it. Sequel.
Damn. It it's been like 10 years, 60
frames. Has it been?
Yeah, it's been a long time. It's been a long time.
Blood Boy's been out for a long time.
(45:38):
Damn, man. It came out when actually came
out on PlayStation 4 Four. It was early.
It was early. Pace.
It was very early. PlayStation Oh damn, that's like
10. Yeah, it's like 10.
It's going on around. Yeah, and that still looks good.
People like 30 frames. I can't play it anymore.
It looks. Still, wow.
Yeah, it's crazy. All right.
(45:59):
That's all I've been playing. I see a lot of Thundercats
mentions in the chat. Told you when I.
When I said Thundercats, it got everybody talking about it.
I know. It's like, that's the truth
though, man. You're like Thundercats.
Definitely not. Seriously.
Definitely not. It's been not.
It hasn't been represented well in video games at all.
You know what's funny? I would like to see the either
as a beat them up, or even if itwas like RBG like fucking
(46:20):
Grandia 2 that played like Grandia 2.
Oh my God, it just popped up on my head like 5 minutes ago.
I'm like, quietly. Kidding cats, I'm like.
Sabo Flange and. A Sabo flange.
That's the whole beauty beginning.
You gotta. Have a motherfucking samba
flange. Sabo flange.
What the fuck is a Sabo flange? Yo, didn't they mention that in
the newest one? What?
Sabo flange, they did think. So in the in the in the reboot,
(46:40):
that's. What?
I think maybe. I think so.
I feel like they did. I think so, and I think it.
Was. Panther that I mentioned it.
I think that's funny, yo shout. Out to.
Hair. Oh yeah, and heavy metal, yeah.
Yeah man. Alright, we got to stop doing
(47:08):
that. Killing the audio.
I've been playing Blasphemous 2.You guys are playing.
Blasphemous 2 Boogaloo Boogaloo.I finally last night.
All right, so I I played this last night and I thought I was
playing against the last boss ofthe game.
The first form was kind of whatever I could beat the first
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form without like barely gettinghit.
Second form was a problem, like it was a legit problem, like
like part one type problems. And this dude just kept
attacking like did not stop attacking.
So if you think you have a second to heal, thank God they
give you a little leeway cuz youcould start the animation to
heal and they'll give you the healing.
(47:50):
Dude did not stop attacking. So you basically had to learn.
Like you had to just fight him and parry fight him and just go
at him. Because if you try to jump
around and like plan and Strat it, no, no, no, he's coming
after you and the shit. The pattern was so frustrating.
I got him like a third of the way.
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Actually, no. 2/3 of the way, the fucking pattern, the back of
the screen went black. Everything to start coming after
me. There was like, enemies from the
entire game coming after me. I'm like, what the fuck is
happening? I'm like what?
I'm like, what is this? And like you just have to like
deal with it for a little bit and then you go back to fighting
him. But I I did not beat him last
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night. I said I'm not going to.
I can't, I can't do this right now.
I'll break. I just wanted to watch some
shows. I'm behind on shows I'm like,
enough of this. So then I played him today.
I beat him in, probably. 2-3 tries, three tries.
And I thought he was the last boss.
Wasn't the last boss, Last boss,Last boss.
I beat in two tries. Oh really?
Yeah, be him in two tries. Got the bad ending.
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And I said what do I have to do to get the good ending?
And I was actually very close. So I got the four items right
before he went on live. I got the four items.
But you have to, like, equip them in a certain like way.
Yeah. So it actually makes another
item appear. And then you have to be the last
boss. But I try to do that before the
podcast. So I thought the last boss
killed him. I'm like, what's the same ending
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I'm getting and I'm like, oh, I didn't fucking put him in the
right areas. I'm like, fuck man, shit.
So I did that right before the podcast and soon as it ends I'm
gonna go kill the boss real quick and get the good ending.
But holy shit, this game does everything better every the
combat is so dope. The three weapons is like
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switching between the weapons while you're fighting a boss.
To see what works out best is sofucking cool, dude, I can't even
tell you how fun it is. That's why the last boss, the
last boss looks like he's tough.But when you get used to using
the three weapons and what they do, the double jump, the air,
the air dashing, you just do allthat off the top of your head.
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Is it more? Disturbing than the first one.
It looked the same to me. It's like, from what I've seen,
I've seen some shit in the firstgame because they rehashed a lot
of similar like Sprite animationand stuff like that.
Characters from the first game, what I put, I noticed, but I did
see some as I'm watching here. What I put in the discord was
the worst I've seen between bothgames.
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I I yeah, yeah, that that shit made me sick.
I. I was like, damn, like I can't
even mention it. I don't know how to mention it
without like, skin suit. No, not even that.
Not that that's right on the level of 1.
I'm talking about the okay. Let's go to Discord.
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Yeah, yeah. Go on the Discord, I put the, I
put the picture of it there. Go on the Discord and the sound
effects. When I said I gotta get out of
this fucking room, I was just like, I just don't like this
room. It's just uncomfortable.
And like, he was like, like the noises.
He was making it. Shit.
Oh my God. But this game's gonna have DLC.
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The first one had tons of DLC. I know it's gonna have DLC.
Oh yeah. So I'll be waiting for that
after I officially beat the game.
But I got 99% on the map in terms of beating the entire
game. I gotta check it.
I'm pretty sure I'm close to like 90, probably like 95.
It's probably like 3 items I didn't get maybe or maybe two
side quests I didn't do because I said why.
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I didn't wanna. I looked at what you get out of
it and I'm like, I don't wanna do it.
It's probably felt like, It's probably felt like an
achievement or something. Yeah, I just, I just didn't
wanna do it. You know, the mother with the
kid that had like all the arms and shit.
I'm like, I don't wanna do that.Yeah, some of those characters,
those side quest characters, man, dude.
So especially in the first one man, that one that had the like
a old, old man growing out of his Islamic and he was like
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being born again or some shit. He gives you an item, you leave.
He's like, please leave. Leave me be.
And then you leave. Oh, I'm going to leave you be.
I'm going to. You come back and he's dead.
You're like, what? Yeah, I'm getting out.
What was the point of that? He.
Wanted to die in peace, man. The the part of the the DLC, in
part one they had the dude with the long hunchback and like the
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spine popping out and there's like horns all over him.
Yeah, he's like, you have to go.Here, if I'm like, I don't like
to form it to you. I don't like talking.
To him, little ass legs. Like, who comes up with these
fucking characters, dude, if they ever made a movie?
I can't. I don't even know if that would.
I wouldn't watch it, man. That would be.
I couldn't watch it unless it was animated.
Maybe. Maybe.
Like the things and beasts mastered it.
(52:30):
Like. It's like the skin off you and
drop the bones, yeah? Blocking the skin off that
character with. This shit.
I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah. Come on.
It's like, what was that movie? You can.
See that when I was like 2 yearsold?
Hell raiser. It's like that hell raiser.
They torture, you know, the demons are torture each other
for pleasure. No.
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Not, not into it. There was no that.
That last thing I saw was the worst thing I've seen with the
sound effects and the animation with it.
Did you have headphones? No I I.
I play with headphones, so that sucks for me.
That would suck for me, man. I play with and he talked all
the time for a while. He talked for a while and he's
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feeding the baby. It's like a weak and we.
Good with one titty. Oh, they did change.
The they did change the fast travel thing.
I like that. No, this game, it's cool.
Everything you don't like about one fix, dude.
Fixed. It's all fixed.
So torturous getting through thefirst one, combat bosses.
But I was, I was getting a little let down though.
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I was like, these bosses are kind of easy this time they
dumped it down too much but but when I got to that one from last
night, I said oh there he goes, there it goes, here we go again.
You're an asshole. I don't like you at all.
So it's him. Another boss you saw me die on a
few times. It wasn't tough, but you just
have to remember what they do. And same thing with the last
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boss. Other than that.
One or two tries for each boss but the first.
One geared you towards anything?Yeah.
No, you get training from the first.
You get married from part one. Yeah, but the toughest bosses
aren't the big ones. It's the ones that are the size
of you. Yes, that have a sword.
Also, I don't like those bosses.That's the one that that's
that's what I had trouble with. That was, what was it?
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The midpoint of the game, 50% through the game.
And that's what that was the part where I was like, yo, I
can't do with the bald head withthe the building.
Yeah, yeah, with the hammer, right with the hammer and with
the lightning and the spin move.I was like, yo, what the hell,
Hammer? And Light tried to heal and it
was like, and he. The parrying is yeah, you gotta
get with the parrying. The parrying is sometimes the
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powering pushes you back. But then it's like you get
pushed to through the lightning.So it's like, yo cuz there's an
attack that makes you go flying and there's an attack you could
parry and get him right. So it's like, God damn it, yeah.
He switches between the two and then he'll change up his
pattern. So you're like, ah, come on man.
There's don't get me wrong, thisfuck are you too?
There's some fuck are you into. Yeah.
Some of the enemies are. Fuck him like there's some
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enemies that can kill you more than a boss can.
Like there's some really messed up enemies, but not the same
length as. First you got to do some pretty
fast, but you been playing it though.
I mean the map is the map looks like the same as the first.
Don't know the total hours I have because when I first
started and I played for an hourit said 20 and I said no, I
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haven't been playing for 20 and now that I just finished it said
13 or 14. So I'm like, what?
First game might be in 18 hours?So it's probably around the
same. Maybe part one might be a little
bit longer because there's more lower shit to collect.
Yeah man, But I collected stuff in this game a lot quicker and a
lot easier. So I would probably say part one
might be a tad longer by an houror two hours.
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Incredible, as much as it's disturbing.
Oh, yes. But yeah, that's it.
That's that's even playing. OK, cool, excellent.
I'm gonna have to get into that game one of these days.
Sweet deals it. Won't happen, yo.
I want to know what game Harris does like.
I tried playing Star Wars Survivor but it was too mid to
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continue. That game I heard was
incredible. Dude, I can't wait.
To play it. Al loves it and I like the
first, so I'll get to it next year.
Yeah, 65. The backlog is crazy, dude.
It'll never stop. It'll never stop.
The backlog. It'll never stop.
Oh no. I know.
Crazy. It'll stay long, especially next
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month. Play a game.
Play all day, every day. Catch up all.
Day every day. Quit your job.
You know, That's what I'm saying.
That's. What I'm saying, just type in.
Electricity from the neighbor live.
In a garage, sleep in the car, through van life.
We're going to move on to the. Next segment are we going to
(56:51):
the, we're doing this I think are we that's what we.
Do right, It is time all right for the news.
(57:11):
A new ending. That's nice.
I'm trying to change. It's a new.
New beginning. There we go.
Not bad, not bad. It is what it is.
Yeah, I was like. Whatever you can do to ruin it,
I'm for it. Come again and went.
With it perfectly, man, the chatwill agree.
Give me a second here, Chat willagree.
Up the. Pull up the app the the mess.
(57:31):
All right, here we go. Up the week.
Here we go. Unity apologizes, promises,
runtime fee policy changes. Yes.
Indeed, Nintendo. Switch to is not going to be
nearly as powerful as people think.
This is correct. 70. Dollars Mortal Kombat 1 switch
version called robbery. By fans.
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Flagging graphical issues. That's the Internet for you,
Microsoft's. Next proposed acquisition is
even larger than Activision Blizzard.
I thought you started there. I almost.
Did I kind of did new Spiderman 2 gameplay shows off 65
different suits from comics, movies and more 6565 suits 60.
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Five Xbox League, New Xbox Series, X design, Next Gen. in
2028, and more. Damn.
All right. That's.
So let's talk. About it, Y'all hell yeah.
All right, Unity. Apologizes, promises, runtime
fees, policies on it. I can't see it.
It's gone. Oh, you want me to put it up?
(58:42):
All right. There you go.
There you go. Well, listen.
We talked about them last week and it's been.
Yeah, yeah, exactly. Unity.
It's been crazy online for them and it's pretty much it was a
suicide. I don't know what the attempt
was. I know.
Listen, you're trying to make money, but.
(59:05):
All right. So they said this is what they
said in the tweet or NNX, We've heard you.
We apologize for the confusion and angst the runtime fee policy
we announced on Tuesday caused. We are listening, talking to our
team members, community customers and partners.
And we'll be making changes to the policy.
We will share an update in a couple of days.
(59:29):
Yeah, the translation. Sorry we pissed you off.
Thank you. Which is what people expected
them to say after the very firstannouncement of this, the first
day, right? But they, they stayed by it.
They stayed by their guns, They started their guns.
It was like, listen, they're going to accept it.
So no, that didn't happen. Actually, a lot of companies
were pulling their games from the, from the service.
(59:51):
And it's crazy. Some people, some people like,
before they even do this becauseit's like after the first of the
year, they said they're startingit.
A lot of companies like we're leaving it now.
Developers are doing it because they're like they felt slighted
because they've been working on their games for a good three or
four years and they were used to, they would gladly pay what
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they were charging to use the service.
And then they're like, this is going to completely destroy
them. Especially if you don't have any
money. You're just working at like as a
hobby, from home, while you're doing another job and
everything. And they're like, this is going
to completely destroy me. How are people going to find?
It's like the hardest thing for an indie game developer is to
let people know that your game is out.
Yeah, especially in this on especially like someone to
(01:00:33):
Switch or Steam, right? There's too many games so
letting people play a demo, a sure fire way to get the, you
know, get the roll out and get people to play a game.
But if they're charging for each, actually, they said they
weren't going to charge for demo, I thought.
They weren't charged. All right.
That's, that's. They said they weren't going to
charge. Yeah, I think I read the.
(01:00:54):
Yeah. And they said that if it's part
of Game Pass or PlayStation thatthey would charge Microsoft and
Sony, not the person. And you think those companies
will be like, yeah, I'm going totake on all these games, right?
Start paying out the ass for allof it, right?
Just because. I don't know what that
structure's about, man. It just never seemed right.
(01:01:14):
And I hope that they figure out something that, like a lot of
people, lost faith in the Unity altogether.
All together and they're just trying to port this stuff to
other things that do it. Sure.
Little guys out there like yes, please come to us.
I just. I feel bad for like, let's say
you're an indie developer, you've been working on this game
for or whatever for like couple of years and now it's like,
(01:01:38):
damn, like I'm not. Now what do I do?
I'm not developing. I don't know the difference
between Unity and like Unreal. Well, it's different.
It's like it's like using. It's a different language like
porting it, like porting it to something else, but I'm not sure
how easy it is to learn. Like no it's not.
It's not right. It's not easy.
But accordingly like what peopleare saying like hey, I'm just
gonna jump over to the other thing.
(01:01:59):
I'm like I don't know if they use the same.
It's like if you. Write a song.
And you played it on the piano. Yeah.
And then somebody's like, alright, we're gonna charge you
to play it on the piano. So you try to play it on guitar.
It's like, you know, you wrote the song, but now you gotta
learn another fucking instrument.
I think the hardest thing is changing your piano into a
guitar, yeah. Yeah, yeah.
(01:02:20):
No, it's it sucks, man. It sucks.
And it's like why can't they just take a percentage of sales
like well, whatever they. Already they do that.
Yeah, but what's wrong with thatmodel?
Whatever their new idea is, theybetter think it over correctly.
Because a lot of people are not gonna use them because they
don't even know, yeah, if they're gonna be sustainable
within the next five years of. Course this is a big This dealt
(01:02:42):
a huge blow to their entire the entire structure of what they're
doing because of their. If you're going to be wishy
washy and flip flop on who's going to work on something for
three, three years, right? You guys are doing it again,
right? Or you just went bankrupt.
Exactly like I thought you guys,you guys were in trouble.
That's why you're charging us this money.
I can't. I can't be on this platform.
Yep. And a lot of big titles use
(01:03:04):
Unity. A lot, yeah.
A lot. And I said they were hoping.
Who did they say? Said they were hoping what
Nintendo would buy them Like that was a rumor.
Wow. We did something so bad at
another company. We wanted to get some to buy us.
That's the wrong. Company to freaking buy it.
And I was like, it's like it's. It's like so use the same.
Business practices. It's really like fucking still
(01:03:26):
expensive for no reason. And you'll like it.
So it's up in air for Unity right now.
Yeah. They did it to themselves
though. I don't understand.
Whoever. I mean, it's a bad decision,
whoever in charge. It's like breathing like that.
It's going to go smooth. Oh man.
I like to see it in the office. I probably.
Thought it was like a mic mic drop moment.
Like, oh, go watch. We got to see this.
(01:03:47):
Let's hit up X. That was a bad decision, too.
What happened to Twitter? Yeah, yeah, But yeah, we'll see
what happens. Predictable.
That they were going to come outwith that.
But people expected him like, oh, sorry, sorry.
Yeah, and then go back to what you do.
Please, please don't. Please don't go.
(01:04:08):
But it ain't that simple. I'm curious.
Alright, let me see. Here we go.
Nintendo Switch Two or Next Gen.Switch.
Ng Switch is what they call it. Nintendo's Next console, But
yeah, it's not going to be nearly as powerful as people
think, is what someone said. It's like OK.
Yeah, yeah, alright, alright. I don't know.
(01:04:29):
Isn't that? Always the case, Nintendo Sky is
blue, water is wet, Yeah. Well, I think it's the case
where people are saying that, oh, it's going to look like PS5.
Don't get your hopes up. If it's going to be a hybrid
system, it's not going to be looking like PlayStation Five.
It can look great because we have portable systems, we have
portable PCs that can play AAA titles pretty smooth.
(01:04:53):
But, and you know, it could be if it's close to what PS Five
looks like if it was on a screenthat small.
But those systems cost a good $1000, and Nintendo is not.
Making a system for $1000. It's possible to do, but
Nintendo's not doing enough, youknow.
What's crazy? About this article It's like
reading the article and there's like looking at it.
(01:05:15):
It's like who gives a shit? And it's like and who and who's
surprised by this? Well, people.
And like and. All right, let's say that's
true. What does that mean?
Well, it means nothing. I can see that.
It means basically lower your expectations is what the article
is saying. That's all.
It's like I say this article is nothing.
(01:05:36):
I say the only good thing about this article is just basically
saying lower your expectations saying reality.
You know what I mean, but. It's like lower expectations on.
What? No people are people, yo.
No people are hyped about the Switch, too.
Everybody talks about this and it's overhyped.
There's, yeah. There's overhyped and it's all
articles. Let's talk about what's people
with rationality, not people whoare just hyped or something.
(01:05:57):
I'm talking about like, us, whatyou're talking about.
Oh yeah. I'm talking about people, yeah,
yeah, yeah, who actually type out on the Internet.
I'm not saying people on the Internet, no.
Yeah, actually type their opinion like like us.
Personally, you look at, you're like, all right, it's not as
strong as PS5, all right, No. But people were saying it looked
like the Matrix. OK.
Yeah. No, they were talking.
About the Matrix top level graphics because they.
(01:06:17):
They saw it at Games Com, they played it again.
So when it's not, are they goingto say they're going to charge
us this much? And it's not even up to date
with the ground. They're going to say yes, that's
what they were. Yeah, it's like.
But when is that ever worked? Like, that's Nintendo.
They're going to complain no matter what.
Nintendo was never about graphics.
Yes, but don't get hyped up about Nintendo with graphics,
right? This is an.
Article That is like, let's justcomplain the complain.
(01:06:41):
That's what the article is for. Can we just complain the
complaint? Well, you're gonna see what
articles. Are that's what the Internet is.
It is a. Down to Earth One because no.
So I'm saying it. This one is basically saying,
like, hey man, everybody's goingcrazy about the new Switch or
whatever. At least they're not saying new
leak, right? Actual Nintendo, right.
(01:07:01):
I'm like, stop, right? Stop.
There's gonna be another I turn off.
So many channels because of thisnonsense, because it's just all
false news. No one, no one reported anything
yet. But this is real, yeah?
It's it's online. It has to be real.
In fact, it's fact. If it's if you see a thumbnail
that says Nintendo Switch through leaked, it's real
because it's online. Yeah, yeah, the fuck out.
(01:07:24):
Of it but. That's basically the message,
man, Just I think. It's going to be PS4 and Xbox
One level. The guts is going to be like
that, but it's got to have potential of doing it with the
technology. That they have to up raise the
ground the DL. Double S, right?
I think that's what it's DLS is.I forgot what it stood for, but
it's supposed to help with making games run better.
(01:07:45):
It's an NVIDIA proprietary thing.
It'll be like Dreamcast. It'll be.
I believe the 4K, whatever, it'll be fine.
I just wouldn't know how much they're going to charge for it,
that's all. Yeah.
If it's over 500, it's going to be. 400, I think it'll probably
be 400. It'll be a super.
Nintendo, to be honest, I hope not a new super.
It'll be the Super I, to be honest.
(01:08:08):
I hope in color. I hope it's not.
Called Switch to because every video switch to switch to right,
I just changed. I don't want that name just to
piss them off because everyone swears they know it's going to
be called the Super Nintendo. Oh Jesus.
Man, that's horrible. Like I said, we never got a
hopes up saying it's going to bethat much of A graphical
(01:08:29):
fidelity. So it's going to be fine as long
as they work with graphics that work for Nintendo and you know
they do, they don't, they don't work with be able.
To play the new Mortal Kombat, that's that's upscale combat.
That's how good. As long as Mortal Kombat looks
like Mario. Yeah.
Yeah, Mary, it's going to play fire.
That's why Super Smash Brothers looks the way it does, yes.
(01:08:51):
That's how you keep. It up to date, they don't make
them look realistic. None of the characters nobody
wants. That Nope.
I mean, it would be cool if theycould pull it all upon, That'd
be awful. I would hate it.
No, no, that's Smash Brothers. Oh, I doubt.
You hate it so much like. Smash Brothers Mario Realistic I
would pick the Piranha. I wonder if they.
Did that I picked Mario. Just Mario.
(01:09:12):
Realistic. I wonder if some people did.
Somebody did that online dude. That's a realistic.
Smash Brothers? Oh no, they did drawings.
Oh, the drawings. Yeah, it's creepy.
It's. Fucking creepy.
Wait, like realistic human people?
No, like drawings. Real realistic on how they would
look. The artist who did, Oh my God,
he might have done God of War. Oh really?
(01:09:35):
I forgot what the He just drew amad dark.
He just drew. Him like very disturbing Harry.
She's what do we think they'll they'll come out with on the
system? I don't know.
A new 3D Mario possibly, I think.
It would be great if they did a sequel to Super Mario 3D World.
I think that would be a great God of War's.
Art director has been drawn. Yep.
(01:09:55):
That's nice. I see.
I see the article now. I'm looking at it.
Yeah, yeah, it looks terrible. There we go.
Sam is looks terrible. Wow.
They look terrible. All of them.
Oh. God.
You know what the hell? Donkey Kong step for Diddy Kong,
the Hikachu looks. The same.
Yeah. It looks evil though.
Donkey Kong looks like. How come you 2 looks like the
devil? It looks like a demon.
(01:10:17):
Skinny cat. Like it's disgusting.
It looks like Dr. Evil's cat. Jesus man link.
Looks terrible. It's.
Terrible. I.
Didn't. Even realize I was link
terrible, I never. I I hate to look without the.
He needs a hat. He needs a. 1000 looks insane.
But yeah, we don't want to tend to look like that.
So Jesus. Man, Luigi with the double chin.
(01:10:39):
Yes, yeah, I think Sonic looks like looks like the band One.
Looks like the band Movie One. Look at this.
There you go, this Peach. Realistic Toad is the only.
One, He looks the same because he's a doll.
Oh, wow. Peach looks like she's.
Saying look at the fucking camera Toad look.
At the fucking camera, Kirby. Kirby looks the same.
(01:11:00):
Kirby looks. Exactly the same.
No change. Actually, he looks creepy.
Still, king ddd looks like a. Pelican or like a freaking
thing. So yeah it looks bad.
So if the first title is the first title least for this new
Switch is the Realistic Smash Brothers.
Oh my God. Oh my God.
(01:11:21):
That would be great. That would be great.
I'll buy that. Yo.
I'll buy it. No they can.
Get away with the DLC Smash Brothers Ultimate version two.
Make it like you know it has to have those graphics in it. 8
player. Online, not with those graphics.
Yeah, that'd. Be that'd be smash.
(01:11:41):
Brothers infinite. That's what they smash brothers.
Oh, that worked so good for our worst Capcom shit.
Damn, it did not. Actually, you can't.
Put that word with. No, they ruined the.
Damn, they tarnished it. You could put a symbol, maybe,
but maybe not the word realistic.
Sonic doesn't look too bad, yeah.
Yeah, I mean, he looks cooler there than he did.
(01:12:03):
Terrible. Absolutely.
Terrible. Yeah, she did look terrible.
There. You're looking Mario.
My cow with the fireball. Man, he ain't.
Diesel It looks Italian. It's.
Prat Mario. Fuck out.
Isn't that Chris Prat? Mario, I mean, it's not.
Chris Prat Mario. That's fine, Diesel.
But why does Luigi look Yo, Luigi look like a pot belly.
He look like Aiden from our the wing spot we go to.
(01:12:23):
Boy, what's he doing there? He looks like many people.
That's foul, but. That's what Luigi would look
like. Ms. looks the same.
Because it looks armor. It looks weird, yeah.
This looks terrible. That's nightmares.
It looks like a family. All right, I can't look at this
anymore. All right, we got our next that
(01:12:44):
was terrible. Microsoft's next proposed
acquisition even larger than Activision Blizzard is it.
Man. All right, so the league.
No, no, the league was. They were trying to buy
Nintendo. And this is funny too, because
I'm like they it's documented that they tried to buy them
(01:13:06):
during the Xbox, PlayStation Two, GameCube era.
Early. Early.
Yeah, yeah, like. It's they were gonna do the
hardware. Well, if you were gonna buy it,
it's either doing the Wii U or the GameCube.
That's been a long time you'd beable to buy an intent.
On the bad times, Yeah. Even though I like the GameCube,
I love the GameCube. Actually, they weren't shining.
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They sold. Half of what the N64 sold, yeah,
it was like, yeah, they were selling less each generation
until the week came out. They were in trouble.
And third parties it was. Yeah, it was.
Yeah, but throwing that error, Microsoft had the money.
Yes, they'd have the money to buy anything in the world,
pretty much. You could buy Apple.
I'm not sure Nintendo's like we.Have to buy the car?
They could, they could. But yeah, it depends.
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You have to be for sale, right? To buy.
That's the problem. You can't just.
Buy they can. Sometimes they can encourage
some situations. How much is that?
Oh, it's not for sale Smack theytry to.
Buy some other shit. They're like, Oh no, no, we own
them. Like, wait, what just happens?
I didn't say yes every time you seen that for sale.
No, no, no. And they smack them in the face
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of a lot of cash. Take it.
Take it to yours. But I mean, listen, if I I that
wouldn't be good. I don't, I wouldn't like to see
Microsoft for Nintendo property.What do you think?
It is though, What do you think the the property was they trying
to get? No, they want.
To No. They wanted to.
No, Nintendo was the. Was the Phil, Spencer said.
But he said that would be a dream they have.
That in Valve and Nintendo or two acquisitions that they would
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love, is it? Sega always popped up, though.
They thought about. No.
Sega was easy, but that's not out of the question.
Nintendo was out of the question.
And Valve, if they can get steam, I wouldn't like, yeah.
I would not like Nintendo under and then they would make it so I
can play. No, no, it's what Nintendo
would. No, I think they would.
I think they would tarnish it. If Valve, I think they would
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just let it run, no Nintendo's. Not it's automatic.
It's good at. Being Nintendo.
I just. I just want Nintendo to be
there. Always be there, Nintendo.
Would have a better looking eShop probably.
You know I. Think they would benefit that
way the better eShop go for yeahyeah you know I think they
should just just buy and their online.
Would be better too. Yeah, and.
Better. On top of the line.
Yeah, that would be good. I've already said, I've already
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said that I would like a more powerful Nintendo just for the
hell of it. I mean just to say okay, I could
see these like Zelda and stuff on a higher level or stuff. 20
years, man, wait 20 years. But.
But I wouldn't trust, like I wouldn't trust the system at
that level because Nintendo's sogood at what they do that I
wouldn't want to rupture what they do by by giving them the
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top of the line. Because when you give people top
of the line stuff then you got amore textures, more gigs doesn't
end slower, slower download doesn't end.
And like, it's just, it just gets more and more and it's
worse and worse, Yeah, and it takes longer and longer.
So we see one Mario game every cent in years.
Imagine. A 200 gig Mario game.
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That's exactly. It's like, Oh no, and it will be
just the grass I'm downloading. The shaders, man.
It's just the shaders of the grass.
That's it. The game is really two megs.
It's an 8 mega big cartridge. So I mean, listen, I I had no,
there's no way in hell I would have thought Microsoft had a
(01:16:20):
chance of ever buying it. I don't know what goes on behind
the scenes, but there's not one chance in how.
And I thought, oh, Microsoft might just buy Nintendo.
I don't think it's. Ever going to happen.
It's just pipe dreams. But especially with the money
that they make now. Yeah.
They're not looking to sell. They're not, no.
Unless somebody has no idea whatthey're doing and they pick it
up like, yo, these dudes are oldas hell and I don't know how to
(01:16:40):
run Nintendo well. Microsoft was like, they're like
they have so many different divisions in their company.
It's like they they make profit in in.
You know, with the gaming and shit connect, no, they make,
they make profit with their gaming.
That's what Nintendo would but they have.
Other You know, they make software to the PC's and
everything they're making. They don't need video games,
(01:17:00):
exactly. They make pieces alone based on
all the money that they lose, right?
Or could possibly lose, or anything that they would spend
for Nintendo, right? Microsoft.
Two days, Nintendo. Just does games.
That's it. Microsoft's not good at games.
They're good at paying people todo games, right?
Like they pay the company good. Actually, they.
Acquire so much now they acquired.
Nintendo. Probably be like here's the
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money to do whatever y'all want to do, because exactly I don't
have any input on what y'all doing here.
Goes some. Money as.
Long as they do that, I wouldn't.
If they did, if they did that, Iwouldn't mind if they just said
here we own you, but you guys can run the company, you can go
run the company the way you do it.
That's what they've been saying they've been doing.
We haven't yet seen the foods that are laving because it's
taking so damn long. I know all these companies that
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actually come out with that because they like, oh, we got so
much money, Redfall. Man, Red Fall, yeah.
They'll be that. They'll be that one guy in the
company that's like, if we acquire Nintendo, you know what?
I have an idea. I like everything that's going
on with Mario, but right, let's give.
Him a Uzi, giving him an Uzi. Well, originally, Originally, we
wanted to have Mario with a gun.Oh, wow.
(01:18:03):
Right. Yeah, I remember.
Yeah, yeah. So he'd be like yes, please give
him an Uzi. We could make.
This happen, you know, kind of make him, you know?
It's like mortal. Kombat and what?
That's why I gave him the Fireflower, so he can still
shoot. Yeah, yeah, without a gun.
Why would he have a gun? Well, they gave.
They gave him a water gun. And fucking Brooklyn.
He's supposed to have a gun. Sunshine, Brooklyn.
He's. Supposed to.
(01:18:27):
But yeah, that's not really news.
But it's surprising. Yeah, it was surprising.
I think that someone could be like, yeah, I want to.
I want to bite it to do right. So it's.
Like, I bet you what this next one I want to be a millionaire.
The next article is the news either but.
It is funny. It's been taking over in that.
Picture It's been taking over the Internet this week.
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Yeah, so Mortal Kombat 1 Switch version.
It's being called a robbery by fans because of the graphical
difference between the systems. Yeah, Xbox and PlayStation Five
and the price. The Switch robbery is the price.
People are comparing the Switch version to the PSP version of
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Mortal Kombat. Which for real, it's the truth
though, because graphically comparing what the PSP did
versus what the home system did,it's pretty much what has
happened with the Switch version, because it's still a
handheld version. And people believe that in
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parity, these titles should lookexactly the same on these
systems. And they notice a difference,
especially when dealing with graphics like you do on Mortal
Kombat and more realistic. They made it look more cartoony
on the Switch and I I particularly think that that the
picture of Molina that they're showing as one of the memes
isn't a bad. Picture the graphics on her
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teeth and everything are crazy. But in comparison to the game
itself, yeah, I can understand. But the thing that's really
great, like getting people mad, is the price $70.
Is the what the second title? Yeah, like Zelda was the 1st
$70.00 title on the Switch and now this is the second, yeah.
Or somewhere, somewhere around it.
But 70 bucks for downgraded version of the port is enough to
(01:20:16):
make people pretty angry. Like, I mean the one for PSP was
about 40 bucks, right? And they were 60 to 40.
It was 20 bucks difference. Probably should have been the
way this should have been. Is it just the?
Or is it a play? Is that the game play is fine?
Wait, everything. Is fine except for the graphics.
It's got bugs. I played.
I played it. I played it on the switch, the
switch version cuz I cuz the chalk.
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How long did you play it? For?
Chalk play I played the after you finished the tutorial I
played a little bit of the storymode, maybe like half hour so 40
minutes. I played fine for what you no
issues man. I didn't even notice any.
Any like dips or whatever in frame rate or anything like
that, it plays smooth. I saw one it's just if you
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obviously if you freeze frame itand you compare it to a freeze
frame of another console, it's like you're gonna see you're
gonna notice it. I saw one when the guy was
walking in the background, like very far in the background.
Like dude. Oh wait, I think I.
Saw that was like across the path, he said.
Like this he was zooming. In and zooming in.
So I thought that was part. Of the stage.
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And I'm like broken glitches in there like that's.
The opponent, yeah. It's also the fact too that this
is day one. You know, like there's always
issues on the date when the gamecomes out.
Day one that you know, I think the biggest issue you got inside
the graphics is the money, but that.
Yeah, that's definitely. That's worth getting angry about
if you're getting a downplay port, yeah.
And I'll tell you though, that game, I wouldn't definitely
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don't pay the 70 bucks because Royal Combat 11, when that came
to the Switch that got stack, itslashed all the time.
You can pick up like 10 bucks. And then they slashed the the
podcast. After I complained about the
price of the DLCI was like, yeah, but the DL C's full price
and the next day was slashed, I was like, oh wow, they listen to
us. That's crazy.
That's crazy listeners. But keep believing that.
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No, but it's this game is. It's definitely going to go on
sale on the Switch soon, I wouldimagine.
Mortal Kombats go on sale right away, man.
And it's did. We have this problem.
He's gonna fix it, he said. He's gonna fix it when world.
Combat 11 on the Switch, it didn't have this problem because
it was only it was it was going out for the PS4, the Xbox One in
the Switch and the Switch is like, what, a one generation
behind. Graphically, right now it's two
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generations behind. There's no PS4 version of Mortal
Kombat 1 or Xbox One. It's just switch right and
series. SX and PlayStation Five, So it's
two generations behind it. Really.
Yeah, that's that's why the $7070 is just ridiculous.
Well, people been complaining about the graphics of the Mortal
Kombat 1 anyway, since the sincethey want but a new systems also
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prepared to Mortal Kombat 11. Really.
They. Say really?
Yeah, yeah, Yeah. Which is good, because the the
characters are simplified versusthat, but they forget that
there's two characters in the game now.
You can call on another character all the time, right?
That's a whole nother character.So they maybe they did like less
detail than characters, but there's a lot more going on
gameplay wise and the backgrounds can't touch the
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backgrounds. It's ridiculous, No, but.
The. Story wise, that's why the
designs of the characters are simpler, because it's like RE,
it's the star beginning. Yeah, it's supposed to be
beginning. It's not going to be as detailed
as like a moral, you know, like it's moral time at 11.
But the design wise, the game itself anyway.
It's origin. Story, man.
It's just starting off. It's funny how as time goes on
with games. We're finding more little
(01:23:28):
thickle things to complain about, right?
If you think about it, right. Remember Mortal Kombat on a Game
Boy? Yeah, you remember.
It's totally different. Yeah.
Think. Of it, Right.
Fantasy Star Four was $100, Yeah.
Right, $100. A 16 bit system?
Yeah, right now we're moving technology.
Wait, you know, looks way betterthan games did back then.
But how much $100 worth back then?
(01:23:48):
Yes, it's literally like $300.00game.
Yeah, $300.00 game, basically. Took Mortal Kombat 1.
The Switch version. Bring it back like 30 years ago
from the technology your mind would blow.
You'd be like, my God, this graphics, they did the same
thing. Genesis, Super Nintendo, right?
Those ports weren't the same. Yeah, ports were never the same.
We just got lucky now, right? That every port should look the
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same on everything. Yeah, yeah.
It's never been that way. I can't say anything about
mortal cuz I haven't tested out,I've seen videos or whatever,
but I could say that. Superman 64 shouldn't have been
70. Dollars that that needs a public
apology, like something like that.
That's when everyone's needs to get involved.
Like you ripped them is broken. Yeah, you ripped.
(01:24:33):
Everybody off for a piece of shit game, money back, money
back. That is when you got to like you
could. You said you played Mortal
Kombat. You said hey, played fine,
whatever. This this.
I guarantee that you could probably play it and enjoy it.
But like. That's how fickle we are with
it. Like, ah, it's not as tight as
this. It doesn't look as good as this,
you know, I get it. Well, when you're playing
portably, I get it you. Gotta understand it.
(01:24:53):
There has to be limitations. You have to.
If there's glitches, I get it. You know you it's game breaking
glitches. I get it right?
When you put the screenshot downwith the other screenshot, I get
it. It's funny.
It's funny. I like comparing my Toyota.
To a Ferrari. But to see the face, to see
Johnny Cage's eyes versus the other pictures, it's funny.
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I get it. I get it.
It gets clicks. That's how the Internet works,
yeah. So I'm not blaming people going
crazy over, but it's dumb. It is, yeah.
But don't pay 70 bucks, though. Don't pay the price, yeah, is
more the outrage than how bad the graphics are.
Because somebody paid 100 bucks to play early.
Somebody paid 100 bucks to play early.
(01:25:35):
People aren't. Smart with their money.
And they want to blame companiesbecause they're not smart with
their money. But they didn't really show off.
They didn't really show off the Switch version.
Well, it's like well. That's why it.
Pays to fucking wait like Heavy Metal just said.
If you have any like doubts, wait.
Watch on YouTube because YouTubeis there for every.
And you could watch videos. Hey, that doesn't look good.
(01:25:56):
I'm not gonna spend money. Or maybe I'll wait till it drops
in price. How hard is that to do?
Some people want to stream firstday, yeah.
Yeah, stream first day and get screwed.
It's all about clicks, clicks. It's all about the clicks.
All clicks for them. And then spread negativity like
everybody else does. But yeah, unless it's it's
funny, don't pay the 70. Yeah, that's what it is.
(01:26:17):
Yeah, that's the. Advice man.
It should come with another system's model combat. 70 is
steep, man, and Don't pay 70s should come with the PlayStation
Xbox of your choice, yeah? And don't buy Superman 64.
Why don't they're all in the comparison?
That's in the. Landfill somewhere, man.
That's just that's just that's. Just don't buy it what we're
(01:26:40):
not. Going to.
Buy it? It's not even out.
Oh boy, terrible. That was the.
Next one. Oh yeah, all right.
New Spiderman 2 gameplay shows off 65 different suits from the
comics, movies, and more before you.
Start Jesus. I'm going to tell you how how
mad I've been getting by seeing.Anything regards to Spiderman 2.
(01:27:01):
Because I'm I'm sold Game of theyear.
I don't want to see it anymore. Can I just buy the game?
I don't. I don't care.
It's coming out pretty damn stopgame.
Of the year. Can you stop throwing this stuff
at me? There's so much dope content
that looks incredible. I don't want to see any more
bugs. I don't want to see any, well,
just to. Know that there's 65 suits now.
(01:27:22):
When I started talking about Suits, I turned the TV down and
turned away from the screen. Yeah, because I don't want to
see no more A Spiderman. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm buying it. Done.
I'm going to love the game. I don't want to see no more.
When I did the story, most stuffI said, Nah, it's a 10.
Not watching this, it's a 10. I've.
Never played again a game and then call it.
Then I saw the first trailer. That was it.
That's it. That was it.
(01:27:43):
I was like, all right cool, coolmasterpiece.
Well, actually, that was the I saw the second trailer.
The first trailer I didn't watch.
The second trailer, I had enoughwith the first one.
I was like, no, the first one was when he said.
If venom's in the game, when is this out next?
Yeah. Is it October?
Because I have November, I really don't.
Know what I think? I think November below.
I'm going to look it up right now.
Oh, that's too far. When is November 12th November?
That's. Too far?
(01:28:03):
At least the same day as I know Right Hold.
On Mario's Mario's October Man, Mario's October?
Really. What's coming out the same day,
October 17th? Spiderman 2 Release date Mario.
Brothers come out the same day as October 20th.
October 20th, 03 days October. Oh, October. 20 So within like a
four day span you have Mario, Sonic and then Spiderman.
(01:28:24):
Oh my God. Come on, man.
You got it. You got to take off.
Come on. Take the months off the month.
Not a day 25. Take the month you beat All the
Game 25. No, but the.
Trailer look cool. You can see almost seamless.
It's a weird constant. I still, I looked up for a
second. I was like, hey, what is that?
They got some. Some weird costumes.
They got some weird. Shit, I was like, all right,
stick with the basic maybe like a black and white, I don't know.
(01:28:48):
Some cool ones. That's it.
I'm not. I'm not doing some weird like
like cake like a like a birthdaycake soup like a.
Cotton candy shit. Yeah, it's weird.
Oh man, I wonder what the more is, because obviously there's
movies and comics Movies. What more is there for Spiderman
video game? More video game costume?
(01:29:08):
I don't know what a Halo like with the.
With the bad pixels, yeah. Who knows for PS?
Two bad. Pixel shell, imagine if you had
like a different costume like from another another game
character like, yo, what are youwearing?
I mean, yeah, 6565 is a. Lot, dude.
It's a lot of that's about the gotta work costume, Gotta save.
Some for the sequel to this. Imagine though, you got
(01:29:29):
Spiderman. 2099 Bald Big cradles.
Right as I get my cradles out for you, I would.
Turn the game off and say stop. Wow, that's too much.
I would laugh. Stop.
Wow. The way this game looks is like
they can only do one thing afterthis.
This is Co-op. That's I was so surprised that
they didn't do it in this one, cuz they got the.
Switching thing on the fly, that's game play.
Is made for that mechanic? Yeah, yeah.
(01:29:51):
So it's like, okay, I get it. But this if there's a sequel,
it's still not has to be coop. It's still not out of the
question though. They could always add DLC where
it's like a coop. DLC.
Maybe it's possible maybe as like a little appetizer before
the test is impossible. Yeah, they still haven't done it
till freaking Mario Rabbits. It'll be like split screen coop
on the second one. Geez.
(01:30:11):
Which is crazy. To me, man overhead view, I'm
like, and what the fuck? The call it mode.
The call it mode. Wow.
We'll play Spider Man, but yeah,listen, I don't care about the
costumes. This is.
Like, for real, I don't. I just give me like 10 cool
costumes. I'll pick three of them.
Word. I don't usually pick all the I
legit go. Between like in the first one I
(01:30:33):
picked like the white one, the black and green one, the last
one and the main one. Yeah, I don't do over 5
costumes. Yeah, it's like I.
Was never big on the. Yeah, and when it comes to
Batman, just give me the MichaelKeat 1.
More all I. Need all I need man, all the
armor I don't like. Actually the Spiderman is all
the arm. I don't like it either and it's
like Spiderman. Is all.
Never give Miss Crystal soon like the the the Cosmic
(01:30:56):
Spiderman. They never gave me the only
thing. I've seen that would be pretty
cool with the with the reflections.
It's probably one of the 65. If it's if it's Robin.
Old school Give me the old school.
Just give me the old school you know, with the from the Thomas
Spiderman. No, I'm saying Spiderman look
like Robin. No, I'm saying.
Like when it comes to like Robin, Batman.
You know, Super Spiderman. Iconic.
(01:31:18):
Yeah. Just give.
Me, the iconic one. And I'm doing, it's a cool one.
It's like, oh, that's left feet,Gotham.
Knights The costume is really good.
They got really good out. Too bad they didn't do the game
they had it into. The game very good.
It's free this month, by the way.
Listen. That's getting stop buying into
the hate. It's a great game.
It's Game Pass that's a good game, so more people will be
able to. I love the.
It's a really good game I'll beat.
That I love first. Oh yeah, you played that like 2
(01:31:39):
days play. Yeah, you've been.
In two days, I was hooked. Like fucking an hour in, I was
like, I still don't play. I can't.
You ain't never played it. I still have to play.
Damn. Man, we were supposed to do the
coops. Brains for a second.
They still haven't added it to the others.
It's not going to. Happen.
It's crazy. They should, but they're not
going to turbos like. They're going to add it.
They can. I thought they would, no.
(01:32:00):
This is the thing. They haven't done it.
No, that's done. Microsoft needs to say, look,
OK, let the S the Series S version be 30 and let the X1 be
60. It's PS Five and the freaking
Series X. They're powerful enough to push
it. Yeah.
Well, we could talk about that next news.
Oh look. At that Segway, luckily.
Luckily, it is the next thing. So Xbox?
(01:32:23):
Well, Microsoft had a huge leak.Oh yes, yes.
Apparently it was raining. Tons of water came out.
Get your umbrellas. Jesus Christ.
So whatever. They had paperwork that came
from the courts and it wasn't redacted for some reason.
It was extra files added to the redacted file that was sent to
(01:32:44):
the courts. Damn word.
Yikes. Redacted.
Redacted. I hate it.
I don't like that word. It's an important legal word.
Yeah, it's bothering. It's supposed to black out.
That's such a word. Things that we're not supposed
to know. That's what it means.
Redacted. Yeah.
That's what names, names and places and sensitivities sounds
like. 2 words you combined well.I'm pretty sure it's reacted
(01:33:05):
and. Acted redacted.
I hate that word. Jesus Christ.
Well, apparently it had the next10 years of what Microsoft is
planning to do, they got to be around for. 10 more years.
It's talking about the refresh of the systems that they have
right now, which is due for nextyear, next summer, okay.
(01:33:28):
So before people get crazy over what was leaked, Phil Spencer
came out and said that's not true.
This is old. We've changed stuff.
So, so take it like, okay, this is exactly what's going to
happen. We got you.
We know what Microsoft is doing.Literally, it's a year away.
All the stuff that people are mad about could possibly be
(01:33:50):
changed. Designs could be changed,
anything could be added because it gets cheaper with technology.
Who knows what's going to happenwithin a year, but according to
these, these sketches and stuff,these prototypes, they had a
cylinder, Xbox series, X digital.
That was apparently all digital,which is, you know, made people
(01:34:12):
go a little crazy because the inevitable is happening, and at
all digital future is looking more likely.
But The thing is, what did Microsoft want to do when the
original Xbox One came out? What was the first thing they
said and which got completely hated on digital?
All digital, always online. So this isn't news.
(01:34:33):
This is what Microsoft wants to do, and has wanted to do for the
past 10 years. The fact that we.
Yeah, well yeah probably before that.
So the fact that they're like OKmaybe we can try it now.
It's been a long time more people as you can see more
people are buying and steam listen more people are buying
digital it. It shows in the sales it's over
(01:34:54):
50% now it's over even 60 now I'm I'm.
An all digital guy and more people are picking up digital
I'm the future. Collectives that you see online,
I'm going to be pissed because they're collectors and they want
a physical disk, and there's nothing wrong with a physical
disk. I understand, But the most hate
you're going to see is the people who you see online
(01:35:15):
because they're buying to collect.
I understand the fact that okay,if you buy all digital and
something happens to that company that has your digital
because you don't really own it,that sucks.
That's why I don't like digital.I like digital for the fact that
you can have a ton of it and youcan walk around with it
convenience. And it is convenient.
That's about it. If it's actually yours, right?
(01:35:35):
Like for emulation, if I have a digital copy of something,
that's my. I can copy that anywhere I want.
I can put it anywhere I want. I have my copy.
And you can. If something happens to it, I
still have it and you can. Sell it too, but you can't do it
with digital. I mean, it's a legal, so
emulated problems, but people doit all the time.
No, I'm talking. About real games, though.
No, no. Yeah, yeah.
(01:35:56):
If you're trading stuff in, it'sa simple.
It's terrible. You can get it.
You can get money back. NFT's were supposed to be what
digital tradeins were. Didn't work out quite that way.
Not, not particularly yet. But they they'll figure out a
way to do it. Sure they will.
With digital stuff. But I mean, that's what people
were griping about at first. And I was griping about the
(01:36:19):
system being a cylinder. It looks, it looks.
I mean the looks of it is I thought it.
Looks cool. You put it in the corner, you
never look at the you never lookat the system again.
It's in the corner. It's a big cylinder.
It looks like a fan. It looks like.
The Sirius X now without the corners.
It's not even a box anymore. You know what?
Spots and people go crazy. Over the way like systems look
(01:36:41):
like as long as it fits on the shelf.
I mean, it could look like whatever if they look cool.
It'll be cool. I.
Had it. If it look cool, I had an issue
with the PS5 because actually looks awkward.
Everything looks all good about the systems nowadays.
It's huge. Yeah, not the Xbox.
Xbox. Just like a bazooka.
This is a brick. That fits in man shelves.
The other day I I couldn't forgot how to.
I was looking for how to eject the fucking game from the system
(01:37:02):
on the PS Five. I've done that on the PS5.
I was just looking at it like a caveman.
Like put the names on anything anymore.
You can't. It just sounds.
It's like a little thin button, Joe.
It's like hidden. You can't even turn your TV on.
No, for real. They hide the button, yeah.
No. You turn to a caveman.
You go. Is it under here?
I said where is this button? It's on the.
Back, back in mind, I'm like it makes.
(01:37:23):
You feel like an How do you turnit off?
How do you make you feel like a moron?
It's going to make you feel likeyou live in a prison.
Yeah, man, I can't. I have all these appliances.
I can't work them. Oh, shit.
It turned on. How do you turn it off?
I don't know. Turn it off.
I don't know what I'm doing. From what they announced about
that digital system though, it is circular, right?
So it is possible that they could have a circular CD
(01:37:45):
attachment that can just sit on top of it and you can still play
media because Playstation's talkabout digital, no one came.
Like, no one cares. They said, oh, because
PlayStation 5 Slim is going to be digital only and no one
cared. They said, yeah, whatever,
because they said they was goingto have a DVD drive or whatever
to read on the side. You plug it in and I was like,
(01:38:05):
OK, it's an option. You can still buy a physical
disk. Microsoft has no, they're not
anywhere close to announcing thesystem.
They could be like, yeah, there's going to be an external
drive you can just plug into this little USBC in the front.
People will be, oh, OK. I think it.
Should be a thumb drive. Man the games instead of a
instead of a CADVD whatever. Or Blu-ray.
(01:38:26):
You can't say it should be a thumb drive.
You just plug it in. That's the physical.
No, no. Come on, man.
It's a physical game. It's.
Solid. State Man is fast a labeled.
Flash drive faster. Is fast for the Super speed.
I mean unlabeled. One thing I like to know, it
would be like to switch little last little in the plastic.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. But they have.
To One thing I liked about the leak is that it didn't talk
(01:38:48):
about a more powerful reef. No, no, it's all the same.
Yeah. And I'm.
Nice too. I'm like the more powerful
refresh. It's just not going to do
anything. This generation, I don't think
it's going to make it's it's notit doesn't make sense to well,
they're not shooting for 8K8K. Yeah, at least not and those in
it, well, they could. Like I said, it could change
everything and they could, but right now that's the buzzword.
(01:39:10):
Man, yeah, 8K8K. And then they're coming out with
the the other one too. The S again, I don't see any
real difference in that. Maybe the Wi-Fi The circle S?
More storage. That's about all the storage.
It's like one terabyte versus the two terabytes for the X It's
like I like. Lateral revisions, those are
good, like, well, I mean, and I need it.
(01:39:30):
They just need extra space and better connectivity.
Those are cool. That's basically what it is.
They make more. Money in Game Pass anyway, so
they just have to just focus on that.
I'm surprised they didn't bring out the tiny like all digital
nothing like you just plug into your TV.
Yeah, it's like, this is it. This is the app.
Just download. The app just download the app
into the TV, download the app and.
Then download the other app. But it was another app they did
(01:39:51):
have on their little paper. It did say handheld, which is
interesting because I Xbox doesn't have a handheld.
Possible. It's possible.
All the Windows handhelds, I'm surprised that they don't have
their own yet. You better have somebody.
Who works for Nintendo to handlethat?
Yes. Yeah, you.
Can't challenge? I'm pretty sure you can play the
switch on it. Yeah that's easy.
(01:40:12):
But but they come out new controller also the controller
looked. I mean it looked bad.
The controller itself looked thedesign wise.
I wasn't a fan of design, but what they said that it can do,
I'm cool with that. It's like gyro, was it?
It's going to add gyro controls,it's going to add better, it's
better feel, better connectivity, and it's more so
(01:40:33):
like the upgrade that people were asking for, like the
PlayStation Five controller. More buzzwords.
Let me see. It's going to cost like 70
bucks. It's all.
All buzzwords to get you to buy this shit.
That's all buzzwords. But that's not coming out till
next year, which is still late. It's still late.
How many controls they like? Xbox is notorious having it for
so many controllers. I forgot the name.
(01:40:53):
Of the channel with this dude the collector collects is a
positive controllers all possible to collect because you
can make your own. Yeah, it's impossible to collect
his room. Is like it's insane.
Here's a Lego house made of control.
Basically what it is. Wow, it's.
Nuts. Man, yeah.
Give me a control that's durable, that I could throw when
I'm losing. In multiverse they have they
have a nerve yeah, they have a nerve.
(01:41:14):
One nerve control and I have when it's like a blow up air
bubble you. Like, put your hands in it,
right? Yeah.
Yeah, actually, I might need that.
It's not a bad idea. I do.
To control. The other day you did?
Yeah, last night they control itinto the couch.
Cuz that boss got me on a level.I was.
Damn. I felt this anger and I'm yeah,
this is it's happened to that anger that's hidden.
(01:41:36):
You know only certain games could bring it out.
It's not good for the blood pressure.
No, it's terrible. So I turned it off play it
today. I was fine.
They said it has interchangeableanalogs, but I hope it doesn't
look like that. It just looks terrible.
It's too toned. It's like black on the bottom,
one on top. It's just badly designed.
The colors. It just looks oh, I'm like.
That looks exactly the same as every other expert no understand
the way it's cut in half is thislooks weird to me.
(01:41:58):
Looks like a It looks like one of those black and white Donuts,
but not enough, but not enough of the black and it's shiny.
I hope that's just the picture. Like, you know what?
That actually makes sense where the the black area is, because
you won't see your nasty yellow stains that you'll leave with
your hands. But the design, you know.
What I'm saying people got greasy ass mitts and they fuck
up the white controllers. Well, it should be all white,
(01:42:19):
but yeah, they have a better wayof implementing your nasty.
Greasy. Hands.
Yeah, I don't like it. Just looks design.
Wise, no, no, it doesn't look like it's taking off its.
Clothes or something, but it. Makes sense, it makes.
Sense wearing a bra, so but you.Can design it better.
It's. Not a good design.
Yeah, it's wearing a bra like the one in the bottle is cool if
they split it. And go it's way it would look if
(01:42:40):
it went like this and like I designed going in the middle, if
it had black in the middle that comes out.
Yeah, something like that. Anyway, that'd be cool.
That would look. Interesting, I understand.
The black on the handles the cylinder.
Wow, that looks like a. That's a Bose speaker.
It's a lot of stuff. That's a.
Speaker. It's a Bluetooth.
Yeah, yeah, that's Alexa. I'm looking forward to it.
I'm not. Listen, the cool thing is I
don't have to upgrade. That's the cool thing about it.
(01:43:02):
I don't have to buy that. Yeah.
That's why I liked it. I was like, OK, cool.
Yeah, it looks. Chocolate dip?
Yeah, it does. Larval Reef chocolate.
They fucked. Up, man.
They dropped it in the Yeah, exactly.
It's not done. Take it out.
Take. It out, but they said that you
can make it whatever color you want.
So but that design with the linein the middle was terrible.
Yeah, that's. Not appealing another.
(01:43:23):
Thing that was included in that leak.
That the I don't the next systems are in 2028, right?
And that was another one. That's right.
And it was what supposed to be like a hybrid between cloud and
something else. It was supposed to be, well the
controller is going to be like the Stadia controller where it
could connect to the cloud, which is like how Stadia
(01:43:44):
connected to the the servers individually.
So we have less slack in between.
Interesting. We ain't looking at that.
I don't even know. What I'm saying I don't even
know what's the timeline? It's the timeline.
PowerPoint presentation like five years.
Wow. Yeah, it's old.
They said. It's old news.
So who knows that this stuff is actually true?
It's this stuff in the file. There we go.
It's just like a. Guideline cuz like 2028 that's
(01:44:05):
that's that's a while that's thechange.
Things change, yeah. Like I said, the technology gets
cheaper as time goes, yeah. So that could be a completely
different thing, but. The other thing that was in the
article, which I don't even think this is news because it
was obvious to me, is that they were talking about sequel to
Skyrim being exclusive. Like Oh no, it's going to be
what's Microsoft doing. It said it was going to put more
(01:44:28):
games on more platforms and stuff.
I'm like Elder Scrolls is going to be for their system.
There's no. Reason why you acquire Bethesda?
If you want a multi platform Skyra, you have to make that
exclusive. That is the one of the smartest
things they can do is make that exclusive.
I've never heard of a company buying a company to not be
exclusive, yeah? They're giving people Call of
(01:44:50):
Duty, so call it they can't. They don't expect them because
they're like, oh, you hurt. You're hurt in the place I don't
care about. Call of Duty.
Listen, give them Call of Duty. The rest is yours because they
have a. Robust online, you don't want
to. You don't want to alienate.
The Sony Call of Duty guys, but they have, they have Elder
Scrolls, PC and Xbox. That's all they need.
That's it. That's all they need.
(01:45:10):
It's not. An online thing.
That's Elder Scrolls Online. They got something for that.
That's a different PC. They can't get it for that
anyway, that's true. Too, Yeah.
So there's nothing they're not gonna complain about that.
Who cares, Elder? Scrolls Six?
Yes. Xbox only.
Xbox. All right, man.
I'm glad you're out. There goes.
I was waiting for the D ride. Yeah dude, I was waiting for.
(01:45:31):
Now check out X. No, check out Xbox owners.
There you go. We're going to be the only ones
to see a fully realized Elder Scroll game that's just focused
for one platform instead of being whored out and spread
around all these other platforms.
Well, they said they're doing a remaster of Oblivion and a
Fallout 3. It's got people excited, which
would be cool. Oblivion.
(01:45:52):
Well, it could now play Fallout Oblivion's.
I never play Fallout too. I played.
I played a. Little bit of it.
I couldn't get into it. People go crazy.
I couldn't get to see an updatedversion.
That's cool. And they said that this is going
to take forever anyway, so you might as well get those in
between. Because Fallout, I mean Fallout,
the new Elder Scrolls is going to take forever to come out.
So it's going to be. Yeah, it's going to come out
(01:46:12):
when when GTA6 comes out. It's probably going to be
whenever that game comes out, it's going to be the same game
in 20. 28/20/30 it seems to be called 6 and then Half Life
Three will be in there as a secret.
(01:46:33):
If you just go Half Life 6, everything's going to be 6.
Jesus. But yeah, that's that's the news
for Xbox. I mean, like, like I said, I'm
taking a grain of salt, but theyhave some, there's some ideas
for the next 10 years, but like I said, everyone thinks the next
10 years they got plans. Man, they got plans.
Yeah. So the next the next Xbox is
(01:46:54):
going to be portable, Yeah. Yeah, you can open that
cylinder. There's a system inside there.
It'll be called portable. The X cloud.
Yes, it's going to be so light. All right, that's it.
That's it. That's all the.
News we got All right. That's all the.
So we're back. Y'all.
And here we go. We're going to analyze the
Nintendo Direct and the Sony state of play.
(01:47:18):
Last week was pretty busy. It was.
And they announced those, like, within hours of each other.
Yeah. And it came out of nowhere,
yeah. So directs are always heavy.
They, like, announced it the daybefore, yeah.
It's like Thursday, Here we go. Yeah, they announced like
Tuesday. Like I know you're.
Going to watch it, you Fox, and then I'm going to tweet out the
(01:47:40):
next system when it comes out. No, no direct, just.
Show it on social media. What the fuck?
All right, so how are we going to go through?
We're going to talk about Nintendo first or stay in place.
Yeah, in the order. OK.
It was more me. It was.
I don't think they did it, actually.
(01:48:00):
All right, I know how it started.
At least they announced Mario versus Donkey Kong.
No, it didn't start. Like that Latoon 3 was first.
Whatever. I'm just talking about what I
care about, the highlights. Man, the highlights we're
talking about. Highlights here it's like double
I. Saw it was Platoon.
Yeah, it did star. It was Platoon, that game.
Gets me so mad every time I see it.
(01:48:20):
To me, I hate the music so much.It's cricking.
Yeah, it's a single player mode,right?
Yes, it's a DLC. I couldn't get into it.
Yeah. Was it Rogue Light?
I think it was Rogue Light, I think.
It was Rogue Light. OK, so now my icon.
That's the best. Description of what went on too.
No one cares. Like, I move on.
So some people didn't even know this game existed, but it came
out for DS. DS.
(01:48:41):
It was on a DS. Those are good.
It's the remake Nintendo. You'll find out that Nintendo
really likes remakes. Apparently.
Yes, they. Do the past two years.
So myoverse.com is kind of like a puzzle game.
It's a puzzle. Platformer.
What I like is cuz I played the original on DS which is pretty
(01:49:02):
fun what I like. Is the fact that they added
Co-op. Yeah, that's a that's a game.
Crazy. That's always a game changer.
Yep. Which I didn't even think you
could do that in the other game.Like, that's pretty dope.
I remember you mentioned. That before and I saw footage, I
was like, wow, the other person's toe, right?
I was like, OK, this looks pretty cool.
I was like, I'm messed with it. Next to that, Mario went around
(01:49:22):
like he's Donkey Kong. Like on the ropes.
Like, yeah, like he's. Done in calm junior, right?
I was like, yeah, I was like, I see some.
Evolved Donkey Kong Junior gameplay here, but no, it's.
Addictive, man. It's addictive.
I remember I was just trying it out and I was like, ended up
playing like half the game, likein one sitting.
It looks good. It does it look good.
It looks clean. You analyze the screen.
(01:49:43):
You're like, where do I go? All right.
I think I'm gonna try this. That's addicting.
Oh dude. Least portable was I'm sure how
it is at home, but it was addictive.
Was it on Cafe Fox in the chat said.
Was it on Game Boy events as well?
Let me see Game Boy events. I don't know.
Mario. Versus Mario.
Mario versus Donkey Kong. That's right.
I'm interested. It could, Quite possibly.
(01:50:04):
There's so many games on Game Boy events that's ridiculous.
Yeah, let. Me see if it goes, yes it.
Was, Yes. It was on Game Boy.
There was one. Yeah.
Wow. Yeah.
Okay. Yes, there was.
Yeah. Looks interesting and it looks
great. Fast forward.
There we go. So I'm looking forward to
playing this CGB Reikin is it? And he says Mayo verse dot Kong
(01:50:27):
was so good. It does look real.
It looks very. Clean dude.
Oh man, it looks. Like a better Donkey Kong Junior
I'm. Sorry it doesn't take much to be
a better dot Kong. Such a simple premise.
So you got to find the key to open the door to get to the next
Can't jump. He's supposed to be jumping.
Yeah, What the? Hell, man, there you go.
Yeah, you can back his arms. His arms ain't touched, but it
(01:50:49):
looks very good and I think theytook every Nintendo, took every
Mario game that they possibly could and remade it.
We'll go over it though, I thinkso.
I think that's the Mario. Direct dude.
Yeah, for real. I think we're talking about F0
Show. They had F0 9999 and they
announced that it was available that day.
(01:51:11):
It was a shadow drop. They first showed the regular 16
bit F0 and it was like, oh finally they're saying the name.
Because they didn't say the name.
They never even. Mentioned that a good 15 or so a
longer right? How long I thought they.
Forgot that they own the IP. Yeah, they haven't talked about
F0 since. Like Game Boy events, actually.
Forgot about it. I think was that like that was
(01:51:32):
after the GameCube, GameCube. That's the last.
One, that was the last one for home console, yeah, which was
surprising that they didn't use the graphics of that game for
this, right? But which would have been cool.
But I could have sworn that we said that if they do F0, they
(01:51:52):
should do an F0 99. When they were doing like the
other games that were 99, we said they should do is.
And if you look back, I wish we had a search engine because A.
Representative of Nintendo watches a podcast.
And he leaks. Every idea that we have,
remember what I said about Star Fox.
They should make it. If it comes out like that, I'm
going to investigate. Because everything I said that
(01:52:13):
pops up in the game a class action, I wish I had a search an
A I search engine. I can search all the podcasts to
see when I said that because. We definitely said that they
should be F0 99 and when it popped up, I was like, dude,
wait, do they hear us? But you know, it's rumor.
And they actually did it with the 16 bit graphics.
(01:52:34):
I'm not mad at it. I I I.
Actually played it, so I agree. Cafe.
Fox I think it's to to gauge on,to gauge interest in it to see
if they could still are we, can we make money from F0?
Do people still give a shit, right?
I mean, it's a taster. It's a teaser.
What they do with the 99 titles really isn't a test though,
because they just put it out there just to satisfy whoever
(01:52:54):
and then they take it away. Well, they did that.
With Mario, I think this is different.
Everyone loves Mario, so they dothat, throw it up there just for
the hell of it. They do with.
Pac-Man they do with Mario, but they took them.
Down but F0, no one's heard F0INyears.
So why even? Why even put it up?
Tetris is like the only. Is that the only one that was
that? It's the only. 99 Whatever
(01:53:16):
That's the game that's still going strong.
That is the only one right stillgoing strong they have.
Every two months they they do a new tournament.
Why? Why don't they put?
I know they don't own Pacman, but why don't they put Mario 35,
Tetris 99? I know they already released it.
Physical. Don't.
Don't say it. I was gonna say don't.
Don't say put them all on one disk.
(01:53:38):
No. No, I don't want that.
Add f0 because I don't want to. Have to buy it, damn it.
But I'm saying they should have a collector's edition that has
those 90 nines on it, because they don't exist.
They. Don't exist.
You can't play to Mario, no. Yeah, and that was fun.
But from what you said, this F0 was pretty fun.
It's good. Yeah, no, it's good.
It's tough as hell, Yeah, but it's good.
(01:54:00):
I play it and got killed. It's tough, man.
It's so tough. F-0857 because they watch the
podcast 857 cars. Yeah, that would just just
explode the instrument. And you heard?
Here first from Lord. There they go, Lord Jababa.
That's how you know they listen to the podcast if they did one.
(01:54:20):
Yeah, just out of the boot TLC A57.
Thanks guys, we're upgrading. Tetris 99 to Tetris 85 seven.
That's hilarious. We're like, what the hell?
We get paid nothing. So that was a surprise from a
director. I didn't expect many surprises
from then. They had Princess Peach Showtime
(01:54:42):
that had rumors. About that looked good, man.
It did look clean. I was like, what is this
nonsense? She could change to this.
I was like, oh, she could changeto this.
I was like, yeah, she was. Like the karate.
Actually, she was like woo with.People's ass.
Yeah. What the fuck is the the fencing
sword? Yeah, the fencing, Yeah, they're
like and they said there's more that they didn't say wow, but
they are announcing a lot. They said a lot about the game.
Yeah. But yeah, she can apparently
just get different costumes and Beatles characters.
(01:55:04):
Wow. That looks good.
This looks cooler than her firstgame, her other game.
Super Princess Peach yeah is whatever with the mood swings.
That was good from the mood. Swings.
That's basically what it was. That's what it was I was.
Like it's going to her menstrual.
This looks much better now this looks.
Good man. First, I was like, what?
Are you gonna just wrap everybody in ribbons, right?
(01:55:25):
The whole game? Like the whole game.
That's how you fight. I like the.
Premise how it's like a stage play and then like each each
play or whatever. Just like Mario 2, she's.
To save the oh, what? Mario three?
My bad. Mario three.
Yeah, Mario Two is a dream. Bing So super.
This is a. Part of she turned.
She turned to Marth. She turns.
(01:55:47):
In the Marth, Yeah, basically, yeah.
What did you say 6? I said, is Mario one like, the
only real Super Mario game? Wow, that's the one.
Because the second one was a dream, the third one was a play.
Well, what about Mario? World he went to dinosaur lane.
That's not ah, that's true, OK. Yeah, they they got back to
reality at one time. I bring back the.
Cape Man The Cape has been gone ever since.
Hasn't been back? Yeah, bring back the.
(01:56:07):
Cape. What else they do, man?
He announced. Tomb Raider 1-2 and Three
Remastered. I could have sworn they
announced that before, but I wassurprised.
Let. Me, I tell you, I tell.
You I was. Waiting to Yeah, that's fine
because they they didn't make. They remade that already and
it's mad late. That's why I was.
Like so I was like, OK, I saw. It I'm like, I don't care about.
(01:56:28):
This terribly I it's the originals.
It's like a. Nothing.
It's like a nothing thing. They're like, all right, that's
cool, I guess. I know, but the originals, the
old, the aged, bang. But I mean even when they
showed. The game play, I'm like, it's
old. I never liked them.
It's never, I never liked them. They were the worst.
Ones 3D Prince of Persia 2D movement like you have to move
(01:56:48):
in those boxes, yeah and it's the same.
So it's they updated the. Graphics of Tad.
I mean, it looked old and ugly, so I'm glad that they made it
look better, but there's nothingreally going on if they kept
the. Graphics that would have been
unplayable. I think you could probably
switch. It's probably a button you can
switch. You can't.
No, they said it again. Okay, I'm watching it now if you
wanna see. Just the.
Remastered one, Yes, yeah. What's the?
No, man. It's.
(01:57:09):
Like I can't. I can't.
Man, it looks like it looks better but but it looks.
Better. But if as a child, you played it
and you cannot play it anymore, we're.
Just we're going from PlayStation to Dreamcast.
It's like it's. If it came out of a PSP, I'll be
like, that's great. ESP.
(01:57:29):
We're past that, right? Right.
It's. Better, but it's just like, way
better, way better. But we.
But we had a we had a redone Tomb Raider already.
Yeah, yeah. We want to see the new Tomb
Raider, yeah. We could.
We could on that. One I thought it was.
The new tomb res like yo, they got one, they got.
That's what I thought too. But then switch, I would have
been like they said, we can't. Handle that.
Yeah, you're. Fucking crazy.
(01:57:51):
I had a glimpse of hope. Because of Arkham Knight coming
to the Switch, I was just like, hold up.
Yeah, and I was like the old ones.
I was like. What You had to see that you're
like, hold on. That's another three years.
I can't wait for your reaction. I can mate the the whole combat
looks weird. Oh.
No, Oh. Yeah, watch the comparisons.
Then bring the level, Bring the level down.
(01:58:12):
It's going to be crazy. It's going to be crazy.
Temper, temper. Those expectations, man.
Horrible. Arkham Night.
Sorry. Then they they talked about
Luigi's Mansion to HD another remake.
God. Dark moon.
Yes, another remake I was like, and I never.
Played so a lot of people haven't.
I mean, a lot of people did, butobviously it's going to look
better. I haven't.
Played it, but I mean, it's good.
Listen, Mansion is a great franchise.
(01:58:34):
I've never. Yeah, I haven't messed with it
though. 1. I P.
Have. So many side games based off of,
you know, Marry, you could have a Mario game, you could have a
Luigi game, you could have Peachgame, you could have a Wario
game, you could have a Yoshi game, you have a big toe game, a
Baby Mario game. That's madness.
Yeah, that's true. That you could do an entire.
(01:58:55):
They've been doing it. You could do an.
Entire system with just those games they do.
Yeah, it's called Nintendo no, with no other.
I'm saying other games. Just no.
Party, just first party and callit the Mario system like they
would they have that many games forever.
That would be their next. System they can make a Mario
system it's so. They have enough.
Oh man. It's fascinating.
(01:59:16):
I mean, Toad has his own game, which is actually good.
Yeah, I love that game. Crazy.
And they're not bad game. They're really good.
They're actually. All good, right?
Yeah, that was freaking. And then a game I'm actually
anticipating. Prince of Persia.
The lost crown that looks, yeah.That still?
Looks. 60 frames on Switch February.
It reminds me of a Strider and Prince of Persia.
(01:59:37):
Strider vibes absolutely. Metroid all put together so and
he's he's trying to save Prince,OK?
He's not the Prince. People.
People, man. They're like they all look like
no damn Prince. What I'm trying to save what's
what's his hair? He's too dark.
He's too dark to be the Prince. Yeah.
What's up with that? His hair isn't Boy change up a.
(01:59:57):
You see, racism come from all sides.
It's crazy. His hair.
His hair isn't regal. Enough.
That's the Prince right thing. Oh boy, the frail.
Bitch looking guy. Oh yeah, that's the Prince.
And that's the. Prince, that game looks dope.
I really want to play this game.No, it looks.
Good man. I really want to play it.
I don't know if I play it on theSwitch though.
I hope it comes out 60. Switch that out. 60 frames that
(02:00:19):
you switched. Frames.
All right, man. 6 frames playable.
Oh boy, it's crazy. I want to play it on.
I like playing on Steam, but let's see what else.
They look good to Mario. APG, we already had that from
the other, yeah. To remake, but that's the one
that people wanted to play this direct.
Is their last push to get that 155,000 units sold.
(02:00:41):
This is their last push that's Ithink that's probably.
One push, it's probably one more.
You think it's another? Director now something special.
I think it's another one, another push, but this is their
Mario push, yeah, especially after the movie.
I never played. This game, I never played it
either. It's cool.
Halfway. It was not bad.
It's cool. It was not bad.
I played halfway well, it's. Fun fancy.
I'd beat it. It's good.
It's like fun, fancy, but but well with.
You have to like, oh, it's like a.
(02:01:01):
Rhythm type thing if you ever played.
Any of the Mario and Luigi games, they kind of a little
reminiscent of the ballot system.
Paper Mario, the original one with the timing, but they never
topped this. It's a little.
Similar From what I've seen, they've never topped this one.
Oh, let me see. People still want this.
They want RPG. This.
It's special Paper Mario. And then Mario Luigi.
(02:01:24):
That's all right. They were good.
I I played the first two, they were, they're good.
Never as good as this one. Yeah, but it's another remake,
right? It's needed though.
Super Nintendo It looks it's a great.
Looking remake too I like. I'm waiting for certain remakes.
Well, we have to wait. That's the for now.
You gotta wait for something in the last their last, the last
(02:01:46):
one. The cafe fox in the chat say he
owns it on SNES but haven't played it yet.
Don't open it. It's worth a lot of money.
You don't open it, you. Might as well take glass.
You might as well try to sell that, cuz you're probably gonna
get a good don't touch. It.
Yeah, Resell is good. Yeah, Serious.
Imagine if it's not. Oh my God, it's a great.
Game, It's great. RPG it's really good though.
It's like, I just opened it. Oops.
(02:02:08):
Oh, no. That's where I got me excited.
So I said no, man, that's the sound of hundreds of dollars.
We're going away. Yeah, I said.
It was so good. I just ripped it open.
He said it's not. Damn.
It's. Still worth some money, though?
It is. Oh, this is your game right
here, trombone champ. I got it actually.
(02:02:31):
Yeah, I couldn't. It was funny because it's just
so funny. It was just so funny to me and I
just laughed so hard every time I saw the trailer for that.
And I was like, I got to get this, man.
I got to get it. It's a rhythm game where you
time your trombone sounds. I didn't try.
It yet what? And you have to move the you
have to move the antelope stick.And it's a button.
(02:02:51):
As it moves around, it's it's your favorite.
Motion controls, man. That's actually.
Kind of cool. And it's multiplayer.
Four players. Yeah, you can.
And it sounds like complete nonsense when it's four players
trying to get this sound right. Imagine if you were good and did
the song right. I was just.
Laughing at the stupid horn sound.
That was weird. It is very weird it all sounded.
Like a disaster, but I was just laughing because this.
(02:03:13):
Is now I'm. It sounds so ridiculous.
I have to look more into that case, man.
It looks so stupid, but it's fucking hilarious though, man.
Yeah, it's going to be off. It has a lot.
No one's going to be perfect. It has a.
Lot of charm. Well, look at how you play.
It looks and you move it up and down.
You move up and down. To get the pitch.
The way and you move. And like and, they're way off.
No one use. Your hand mess.
(02:03:34):
It uses the IR. It uses the.
Infrared on the side it's the closer you put your hand that's
that's how you get the it's veryit's very it's very cool that
they did a different way to playI have yet.
To play it. But wow, I might.
I might. Actually try it tonight.
Pat our minds mean of like a we type game.
Yes. Remember we we music.
Yeah, that's. More play, but this is way
(02:03:55):
better than we music. No, it looks.
It looks like it looks like crazy.
I don't even want to hear it like you know you sound is going
to. Be yo we're.
Going to probably. Have to play that.
We're going to have to play that.
It's. It's so no we should get.
That on the chat, we're going tohave to go.
We're going to get good, I don'tknow, 100% perfect.
I think it's better if we for not good make for more
(02:04:18):
entertaining. Sorry, no, he said.
That was dumb as not. It is not.
It's not for everybody. It is dumb.
Not very much, but it's better Dreamcast player.
That's what it would have happened.
The Dreamcast player in you. I'm allowed.
One had stupid purchase a year and I'm sorry I had some of the
amigo. I wish I still did.
That's worth a lot, man. Didn't.
Yeah, I sold it for a decent amount back then.
(02:04:41):
Now I could have. Got the maracas, man?
Yeah, I could have got the new freaking Xbox for free.
Dave the Diver, which is actually I want to try this game
cuz it's an indie game that was getting huge play last month.
I bought which one was. This Dave the Diver.
Dave, the diver. Yes, yes.
Now it's a weird, weird premise like Bob.
(02:05:04):
The builder Weird premise, cousin.
Let me stop. You're a diver, right?
You're a diver who dives into the water at night to to hunt,
freaking fish and like octopus and stuff, right?
Oh, I forgot about that. And then actually, that's the
only day during the night you open your sushi shop and take
all the fish that you got and serve it to the customers at
your shop and wow, it gets crazy.
(02:05:27):
It gets crazy. But animation.
Yeah, it's crazy. But I was like, dude, I gotta
play this game. It's silly this looks.
Like a silly game, man. So watch what happens.
Like, if you watch the trailer, it's wow, like this is nonsense.
It's like overcooked. Yeah.
That part of it, it's different completely at night.
And then the other day you gottado this and it's crazy stuff
just to keep your. Wrists going on just to keep
your head. What is happening?
(02:05:50):
You got fins as a merman merman.It reminds me of a quirky
Japanese game. Oh my.
God, yo, what is that? That's what was.
That that is some silly ass shit.
What the hell was that? A dolphin with a cone?
A point. I forgot what you call it.
It's actual fish. Yeah, it's a man.
Yeah, yeah, it's. Real.
It's a Kefilka. It's a Kefilka fish.
(02:06:11):
I do want to try it. Kefilka fish, people love it.
I mean, yeah, listen, if it's made by big company, that's
fine. But it was making waves and
that's silly. Yeah, I want to.
I want to try it out. What a concept.
You catch the fish and then you serve it to people later.
That's the point. To keep your restaurant.
But then it's cooking crazy and crazy.
(02:06:32):
That's. Weird.
And then you got your Mario Kart8 Deluxe.
Hey, you know that new game? Mario Kart 8?
Yeah. Man still going?
Is that that? That's the Nintendo's.
GTA5 yes it is. Yes, that is, Yeah.
That's the 10 thousand GTA5. They're now, if they're wave 6
booster course, that's the supposedly the last one, that's
the last one, right? OK, cool.
Yeah, supposedly. I haven't played the new.
(02:06:52):
Yeah, it's on the next system. I have not.
Played the new stages yet I played all the other ones.
I played it. Not, not not the Wave 61 though.
But they're good. They announce Diddy Khan, Bucky
Khan and Pauline and Peachette. I don't know who Peachette is.
Still OK. Peachette is toe that when she
gets the power and looks like Peach, but is not technically
(02:07:13):
Peach, why is that a character that's a side?
Character that this is a. Just a stupid bullshit character
when they poured it to Yes, it'sa Mario Brothers me.
It's what that bitch would go with the horn.
But yeah, Peach it. No people want the Internet.
Once bows that. Oh.
Yeah, yeah. It's like Nintendo, stop being a
(02:07:34):
punk. That's like a.
Fan made, fan made talking. It's a dominatrix.
Freaking Princess Peach. But it's a fan that's not going
to be Nintendo. And if The Sims?
Aren't going to win this one. Nah.
Man, imagine if they put her in there though I'd be like, Nah,
The Sims one. What happened to Nintendo?
Maybe if maybe if Microsoft theygave in.
(02:07:54):
To The Sims, maybe, if. Microsoft owned them then.
You might do that, yeah. Yeah, they gave in to The Sims
file. Shaggy, Shaggy.
Me. Yeah, he may have been.
He's not going to. Same type of me.
I hate that motherfucker. Then they announced Detective
Pikachu Returns. That looked all right.
Yeah, I'm not a I'm. Not a Pokémon fan, but that
didn't look bad. It's like it's a detective game.
(02:08:16):
It's, yeah. Yeah, Pikachu.
Talks to the to the monsters andand he's not Pikachu, though
he's got a different voice. Everything.
I mean, there's a lot of Pikachus, I guess.
Whatever. OK, so.
Now some Meebo updates, which islike what you're still making a
Meebos that gets. A.
But they announced. They announced the last
(02:08:38):
character, which is late as hell.
I forgot. All about Sora, To be honest, I
was like, wait, he never came out.
They announced Sora is coming tothe game.
Don't like people? Still buy this people.
People still buy a Mebos, but I mean, if you wanted the whole
collection, yeah, yeah, you finally have every character as
a toy, which is cool. I don't have one Mebo for not
collecting all the Amebos. How many we got?
(02:08:59):
Them right here, it's 80. There's a.
Lot of 80. 80 is there 8088 characters?
8181, so there's 81 characters to get the whole set 81.
And they have them. Plus they have extra.
They have other Amiibos. Well, yeah, they have.
Them for other games, Yeah, yeah.
So it's probably. Like 100 at home?
Here's the Kingdom. Have some?
Yeah. I still got to get several,
(02:09:19):
actually. You still need several, Yeah, I
got to complete. The election set.
You're not getting sore. Yeah, I was gonna get.
Cloud if I can get them elite. Nope.
Oh, that's. Right, we only get the We only
get the Smash Amibos when we getthe characters to Elite.
What else are? They Horizon Chase 2 four
players that looks. Good too.
Four players that's got four player run.
(02:09:40):
Basically four players they. Actually look kind of fun, yeah.
It didn't look good for our channel elites because we tell
you cows call up. I haven't seen 4/4 players split
screen in a long time. Yeah, for real.
Four players. It's funny though, as the TV's
get bigger, the less they the less they split the TV up.
That's and. That's that's true.
That's weird. You know, we got tiny TV's,
(02:10:01):
these little screens in, There you go, there's the split
screen. It looks like, it looks so game
play, it looks like Nintendo so much there.
Yeah man, I don't know if it's atrailer, but it may look like
the Nintendo game, so much like cruising, like cruising USA, But
I think that's going to be fun. I want to.
I want to try that arcade. Races are fun, man.
Yeah, not bad, not bad. It's got to have that super.
(02:10:23):
Monaco feel and then other ones I'll just quickly super Monaco.
99 another hey. Super.
Monaco 99 No, no. Oh my gosh, imagine that'll be
terrible. Come on, man, it's my dream.
Looking just like it looked on Genesis.
Yeah, exactly. The same, no, the same.
(02:10:44):
You got, you got to keep the. Graphics, man.
Were you guys interested in Unicorn Overlord, That look?
Interesting I. Wasn't sure I didn't like the
name, but the game looks interesting.
It does. Look interesting, right?
It looked intriguing. I wasn't sure because I don't.
I still don't know how it plays.I like the art.
I do like the way it looks. I did too.
It was that. Strategy, right.
It's a strategy. It's a strategy.
Yeah, it was. Unique looking, but it looked
(02:11:04):
like it played like a like a thegame.
Mobile games like a war groove type maybe?
But imagine it probably just to see how.
See the map again? Yeah, I mean, just see how they
actually fight. I think it's like around, but
you fight. It looked like there was.
Two versions of fighting. It was like the overworld map.
It looks so cool. They actually didn't draw them.
(02:11:26):
Like over there. This is the.
Overworld map where you can fight.
Yeah, but then there's another. It's weird, man.
Yeah, I didn't. Get a great, because it looks
like that, but then you fight like that.
Yeah, it. Looked like.
It was, but then you go. In and then you fight.
Like that, right? And that looks dope.
That looks cool, that. Doesn't go.
That's crazy. So maybe the?
Like. I don't know.
It might be Advanced War Z, though, because it looks like
(02:11:48):
they're on two separate screens.Yeah, it.
Was very. I was intrigued, but I was very
confused. I just hate the name Man Unicorn
Overlord. That sounds like if you if you
didn't know about this, so you didn't know what it looked like
and you just hear the name. Dude, I like that.
Just picture what? You'd like you would never
triangle strategies. It's pretty shitty, yeah.
Has nothing to do with anything,exactly.
Because I remember when they didDragons, crown and stuff, they
(02:12:10):
over exaggerated how they drew the character.
Yeah, I hated that. They drew them so much better
here. Yeah, this is good.
Also, nobody has horses. They all have unicorns.
Okay, I got it. I get it.
So you are the Overlord. I get it of the Unicorn they
threw. Out so much shit in this trailer
that I just didn't know what wasgoing on.
I think you're going to get an explanation.
Yeah, I would love. If they'd have a like a
(02:12:30):
overview, yeah on. Trailer like. 13 minutes I'll
I'll watch. I would like to know what's
going on and if it's what I like, my type of shit, I'll buy
it in two seconds. But it did look intriguing.
But it's not Shining Force 3 remake.
It could be it. Could be.
If it look like that, they'd have to change the idea
completely, but what's how? You how you pronounce this?
(02:12:52):
It's you didn't spell it I you. Didn't I?
You didn't. I'm.
I'm getting this as soon as it comes That looks good.
This looks. I eating chronicles made by the
people who made soykudan and. It looks like it.
Incredible. Is it sweet coded?
I don't know how people do, we all say.
It right, I say. Soy.
Soy coded like it sounds sweet. What's sweet?
(02:13:13):
Soy. Coded What was the full name
again? I You didn't Chronicles EIY?
No, I got the name. I got that.
But Chronicles is there like 100heroes Is there a subtitle 100
heroes, 100 heroes. That's what I was asking.
It's the only one they made looks.
So good. Nah, there was other ones that
came up. This is from the one of the
creators. Oh, it might be a side Side
Story. Oh yeah, it was.
(02:13:34):
Rising was a sad story that cameout already.
There we go. But it was like a this is like
the next generation of soy, yeah.
Man, that looks crazy. And it's like a 2D.
It's like 2D3D. It's weird.
I love it 2. D Art the style.
So I like the art. Though art's cool, the style's
cool. Characters start to look good
and I played, I played, so I couldn't want it too and he
played all the rest. I played.
(02:13:56):
Yeah, everyone but two and art. Two was the best.
That's great. I'll play that too.
When they do the remaster and the switch I take they're doing
with one and two, they're pairing them up.
Did it come out yet? I don't.
I think they cancelled it. They.
They. Don't they?
Cancelled it. It's quite possible already.
I think it's so fast, yeah, but easy.
They're not coming out, but whatI'll say that's.
Coming out me for you? Why are you aware?
(02:14:17):
Move it. I can't wait.
I'm going to play this. Yep, that looks.
I was the base. The thing about this game made
me laugh is it makes you look stupid while you play it and
it's poor players. Yeah, it made you look dumb.
You had to lay an egg. I'm like dude who's laying and
I'll do. That shit, Kev will.
Do it in a second every time. I go to the bathroom.
I lay an egg. I'm sorry.
Come on. Man, I'm sorry.
(02:14:38):
It's. Like.
A cock with you, this is. A sequel to Smooth Moves,
though. That's why I like about this in
the position you gotta stand in some dumb, yeah.
Jay took. All the records in Smooth Moves,
so I got to take it back in thisone I didn't.
Remember playing that? Yeah, that poor chick.
She's like, God damn it. So you got to use your whole
body for this. Oh.
(02:14:58):
Man, it's so silly. Yeah, humiliate.
Oh my God. It's definitely a party game.
Yeah, yeah. Look at.
That I mean. You can't go wrong though.
They are fun. Yeah, you'll be laughing the
entire time. Oh yeah, you're going to fit
four people doing all that. But it's silly, Yeah, that's the
what you're going you're going to freeze.
(02:15:19):
But yeah, it looks it looks I like it.
It looks funny I. Like it?
That's rough. We're going to battle that.
We're going to. We're going to battle again,
Jack. That's going to happen.
What else they? Have their Nintendo museum?
Yay. It's opening in March.
Cool Pen? Not here.
But we have the Nintendo store in the city, which I was never
gone to. You know, I've never been there.
(02:15:40):
Vic Lucas. Wants to visit the museum.
He's like, I'm going to talk my family and then visiting to what
you go next year and we're goingto be visiting that museum.
We got to go. We got to go with them.
Yeah, right. So let's.
Know where to go. Oh yeah.
I was like, let's. Do it.
Let's do it. But I mean, that's it.
I mean, they had the other Mario20, don't forget about.
(02:16:00):
The Paper Mario Thousand Year Door.
Yeah, but it looked good. They ended with that, though
they did. They well, a lot of people want
that and we wanted Metro so bad,but it's not happening.
That's. The next system, so about that,
that should be for the next system.
That's the next. They always skip a generation
with that man. That should be the next system's
release title, the. Only thing about 1000 year door
(02:16:21):
that sucks. It's not 60 frames and it was on
GameCube though, but it was it was great.
So it doesn't matter, but check it.
Out though. But it might not be that bad
because I'm sure on the next switch it's going to be 60
frames. The paper?
Yeah, it's paper. Yeah, it's paper.
How? That's supposed to.
Understand how clean it looks when it's 60 frames.
They look at that paper. Look at this.
Look at that. Pick up it's clean look.
At this do you see the video? Look at it.
(02:16:43):
Pick up a piece. Of paper.
You don't need it to be. That looks good.
Look. At that That's clean.
This. Fuck dude, it's Paper Jesus.
You guys haven't seen it on gamegame if it's locked in?
30 It's OK Roll the footage. You don't care.
These if. It if the 1st 160 the the.
Remake. Needs to be seen.
You can't go back and you can't go back.
It's getting too. Much now moving on, I gotta look
(02:17:03):
up the Sony. What is it?
Sony stay. To play, yeah, there's only one
thing on there. Three games.
Three games. Good thing we wouldn't win the.
Sony one and 10. And five minutes that could
have. Actually been part of the news,
It was very fast. It was pretty.
Fast. But was it bad, though?
We already went over half of it.No, we did.
We did Spiderman, Spiderman, Spiderman, Spiderman.
(02:17:25):
That's the main. That's the.
Only thing that cares, this is every reveal in 4 minutes.
No, I just need it. I would have been.
No, I wanted to freaking type for.
Where is it? I don't even.
Remember, I just remember, dude,I.
Remember. Oh wait.
Baby steps, Baby steps. Baby steps.
Oh, I forgot I was fucking angry.
That actually looks funny. That was they started.
No, that was funny. They started the entire
presentation with that. I said what is this?
(02:17:48):
They did spend too long on that though.
Get this. Shit out of.
Here Why is this dude so caked up?
I liked it. Don't make no sense.
I was like, why are you wearing that?
I like the. It was like the the.
Very. Oh yeah, I got my.
I got my, I got my grandpa hook.Oh yeah.
Oh, that's nice. That's.
Great. Oh, yeah.
All right, I'll see you. And then he just grab a look
somewhere. Yeah, his grab a fuck, grab that
(02:18:09):
fucking thing. He's like, I was like, yo, this
is look at this, grab that. Fucking thing.
Yeah. Grab that fucking thing.
Yo, look at this. Look at this dude.
Yeah, Why? Where is that outfit?
Yeah, why was? It like Mikey Peas for a hot
second. Wow, he looks a little like
Mikey Peas a little bit. Should recommend it like.
Mikey Beas, I should recommend. It to him shout out to Mikey.
(02:18:29):
Beas, he's sometimes in the shot.
Play yourself. Dude, it's nonsense the way the
way I don't like the creators. Of Apod.
I didn't see that. I don't like the look of him,
but the way this game is playing, I don't know how you do
it. You play, you have to move.
You move something weird. You probably each analog.
The fox. And it's getting over my guess.
My guess is that each analog stick controls each leg.
(02:18:51):
Yeah, I hope so. That looks.
And you have to do it in specific order.
He walks so stupid. Was.
He drunk. He's going to fall off this
Cliff, though. What's that?
Pajamas I can actually. Watch him falling off Cliff.
And there you go. That.
Yes, that. I'll watch that all day.
I'll watch it all day. My legs.
Listen, I just hope it's not as frustrating, yeah, as as over
(02:19:12):
the getting over the top. Was the one with the over the
top. Yeah, I hope it's not like that.
Yeah, like frustrating nobody walks like.
That no. No, nobody walks.
Like this guy does. I I know it's going to be
frustrating so and everyone's going to be streaming this, but
it looks. Fun It looks fun to watch like I
can see. Like watching only if they fall.
What it make this for streamers.This is a streamers game, no but
(02:19:33):
they put. Obstacles in the way into it.
Too, they put. Obstacles in the way on this
guy. Got a Dreamcast.
It's like Dreamcast, man. It was like PS2 actually.
Yeah, this is funny, man. No, the dialogue.
I I laughed with the dialogue, man.
I thought that was. It's pretty funny.
Pretty, pretty. Silly, But yeah, I would have
(02:19:55):
played this though. I'll watch it.
I want to watch it or play it, Yeah, yeah, I'll.
Watch you play it. Yeah, I get my money.
At it but the. Start your your state of play
with that was like, I'm like that's not a weird choice
somebody. When you got to start strong and
you got to end strong, that was not somebody.
That was lasting, somebody wouldtrust.
Everybody. But then they had Ghostbusters
(02:20:16):
rides at a Ghost Lord for the VR.
VR, right? Yeah, that's the only thing I
would play they need. They need titles for the VR.
Yeah, that's the only thing I would play VR look fun.
I need a room though. I need.
A room. I'm sure.
I think they have like a I need a space.
Do they have a VR room for Ghostbusters somewhere like?
A full on. Yeah, like a full on.
Yeah, they do, Right. They do.
(02:20:36):
That's the. This is cool.
I mean, I wasn't. Wasn't a fan of the characters
too much, but you can make your own I think, right?
That's VR the thing you can't see.
The PSVR too, man. It's VR so.
I know. Playing Ghostbusters though,
That's cool for VR. Ghostbusters.
I saw the part one like 2 weeks ago again, yeah.
The best movies? I.
Can't stop watching that. The best movies?
(02:20:58):
I was walking insanely dope. There's like 5.
Movies you go watch from the 80sover.
That's one. Of them Batman, Time and
Ghostbusters. Are the ones I watched
constantly Back to the Future? Man, that's one of them.
Looks dope. Those look bad.
Then they had resume before VR. Still no date.
Surprise, surprise. Didn't they just have resume?
Before, I'm sorry, this is and that looks.
Remake. Resume.
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Before VR looks frightening, man, it looked I was like, oh
man, and. They announced the separate ways
by Ada. Oh, like a Side Story, right
Side Story. For the regular game, that's
good and that looks cool. That's different, right?
That's not. I love her design.
Her design. I like I would.
Just say I like her design that design I.
Forgot she was Asian until I sawher here.
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I was like. Oh, her last name is Wong.
I know, I know. But I never saw.
It like the features, the features in the game never
really looked like an Asian. Wow.
But now she's like, oh OK, cool.And the original one, I gotta
look at The original, I mean, yeah.
You don't really see. Yeah, but yeah.
Thought he was. She was a talent.
Her, her outfit. Her outfit makes more sense this
time because they had like, a They had a red cocktail dress,
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Yeah. Before I'm like, why you wearing
a dress in combat? Yeah, like this outfit looks
better. We.
Can't really jump and running, yeah, what?
About you doing. I want to play that though as
soon as I play with more finally.
You know you still ain't going to play that if you're going to.
Play the remake is the way to go.
Any other highlights they? Had Avatar, people are going to
be. That depends on how.
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Play it on that one, people. Weird about Avatar people like,
yeah, it does a billion in sales, so obviously people go to
see it. And then when you ask somebody,
do you like it? Oh no, I thought that I'm like
who? Someone likes it.
Stop lying. I like it.
So I just first person. I'm not.
That's the thing I've I'm messing with it.
Because I'm torn. I I turn, I tune out every
single time I see first person. It's just it's for people.
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Who like first person, far crying stuff.
It's like that. But you're in the world.
You're in Pandora. I like Far Cry too.
A lot. Not so long.
I know it's so old ass game, butI like the mechanics in Far Cry
2, so it's. I mean people buy first persons.
They should do gangbusters. Who knows?
It could be a big flop also. But who knows?
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Ghost runner 2 looks cool still first person so but it looked it
looked dope. You can get on a Ghost Runner.
One was good Ghost Runner. One did well and I think I have
it. I think it was free at some
point, so I have it. No, Ghost Runners are good.
That's a good indie. Indie like it's a cyber funk.
I say goes wrong. Well, it's like you're a ninja
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basically, and you just, it's cool, man.
You wall jump. There's a lot of.
Cyber Ninjas, but this looks good.
Nah, this is fun. This is fun.
It did get. It's tough, but.
I. Was about to say what game is
this Deep Earth Collection, but it's just different color.
PlayStation Five? No, not that.
I forgot they. Announced different colors
finally. I said have been a long time
(02:23:47):
ago. It's red, blue and Gray or white
I. Don't.
It's already, is it the parts that you can interchange or
they're really going to sell them as like blue, red and
whatever probably, just probably.
Just the the part you add to thecontroller and the controller.
Yeah, it's like metallic.com here.
We go little add on custom things that we just do
ourselves. Yeah, I mean, I didn't even get
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the picture like here. It didn't even look cool on a
picture. It looks more metallic.
So it's alright. A lot of people still.
Didn't get their PlayStation? Does it improve the game play?
Let me say yeah, it's smoother. It's, it has ray tracing.
Yeah, that's what it means. Yeah, well.
Lava Controller Hell Divers. 2 looks cool for multiplayer for
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players. Third person, which is cool.
That looked good. Hell Divers 2, the third person
shooter. I would rock with that, it looks
like. That was what the What's the
What's the Movie start? Starship Troopers.
It looks like Starship Troopers,the game that actually looks
kind of fun. I always thought it was.
Every time I see it, I'm like, oh, Starship Troopers, a lot of
people saying. This generic I'm like, man, shut
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up start purses. It's not Gears of War.
It looks good. It looks good but I think.
What was it? Out.
Out the game? Outlanders.
What's the game? Outriders.
Outriders. What's it?
Yeah, reminds me. Of outright brute force?
No, it does not remind me of hell.
Hell no it does, bro. No force again, it does not.
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No, does not. No, no it.
Doesn't look like it, but that'swhat the the idea see this is.
That's how simple is that premise.
Third person, four players and abig giant fucking boss to fight.
That's the easiest premise. I think that's just an enemy.
No, that's the boss. That's not fucking boss.
Oh OK, that was killing everybody.
The trailer they played. Was garbage though.
Yeah. They had people talking and it
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was bad. They talking was bad in their
language. Bad.
Acting. Yeah.
When they did that, they. Did bad.
Freaking Sony needs to take notes in like what works, what
doesn't work. It's failed presentation when
they did it. Before it failed.
Every time the people go to yourleft, I will drop the bomb.
Watch out, it's. Always.
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An accident, That's why I. Dropped the.
Bomb. I'm sure.
They had fun playing it, but they should have recorded
actually playing. Oh no, it got me.
They got me again. Oh no.
Oh no. Revive.
You accidentally shot me. Sorry, not a good time.
Nah, it's more like motherfuckers.
There should be. Beep.
(02:26:17):
Beep. Beep.
Beep, get us yo get us the plate.
That Shahira, I was. Playing, Yeah.
Exactly, it should. It should be.
It'll be more fun. A4 plug in they.
Haven't the guy I was playing, then they.
Announced the expanded New York and Spiderman two so they got
some boroughs. They're not even pulling up
footage, Brooklyn, but they wantto have.
They have. Boroughs Now, which is cool.
They got Queens in Brooklyn. Yeah, that's dope.
(02:26:40):
I'd like to know who's not buying this and he's caution.
Dude, I swear I'm not feeling a lot of these spider man.
They're just forced. A lot of them are crazy.
They're crazy. Look.
Yeah, you see, this looks terrible.
But I'm gonna stick with the I'mgonna stick with regular five
man costumes. Costumes and that still is
terrible. The solid 5 the.
Solid 5 is all you need they got.
Golden purple. It's it's weird.
(02:27:01):
I'm not looking at that man, no.But actually, it's like someone
conda outfit, right? The purple one.
Oh my God. Yeah, but.
Then they had DLC for Tails of aRise Beyond a Dawn, which I
heard was dope. Looks cool.
Second I saw I was like, oh, nowthe tails.
Let's not go up. No, it's not.
That's why I'd never touched. Honkai Star rail.
I hate that name. Sure, it's going to sell
(02:27:22):
billions, make them tons of money.
But yeah, phone stars. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, it's Platoon. I'm sorry.
Everybody wants to hate on phone.
Stars with Platoon. So billions.
Exactly. Yeah, but come on, man, a clone.
I mean, Mario had clones, a clone of a clone.
They actually made no more game,the clone of a clone, but it's
whatever. No originality.
But let's see if it's playing. I mean, I'm not playing it
(02:27:44):
exactly, but I always square thebest.
I'm gonna flop. But then I had obviously what
kicked off the the topped off the night.
It was Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth. Yeah, which is awesome.
I almost didn't want to watch the trailer because I just want
to. I want the game now.
But that got me mad. The game.
It looks so good. They just added so much in it
(02:28:04):
and then add cats it, but that'swhatever, the trailer got me
mad. It got me mad at don't like that
cat. Jealous got me mad and jealous
because it's the. Best because all you Final
Fantasy 7 fans are getting what you want.
It's by. I want to know what that feels
like. It's my.
I want what I want. I want my game remade.
It'll never happen. Shut up.
(02:28:25):
It's so. And they just show that expands
like outside of where you're at,like it's ridiculous what
they're gonna do. And Victor popped in for us.
I said Victor's in there. Yep.
Wait, Vincent, I'm sorry. That's.
How you know I haven't played the game?
Victor Lucas. He came to Lucas, he killed
himself. And they did suffer off like
very good. They have more.
(02:28:45):
Side Story with him. Also they said it's over 100
hours but this one and it's to this hundred hours $100 both.
100 hours. Oh fuck, it's Kate SIM.
Yeah, I don't. Like that.
Fucking hate that. I'm sure don't make them good in
this. I hated it.
I didn't like him in the old one, but I'm sure don't make all
the segue pretty clear. Yeah, the ring, they have ring
(02:29:06):
rates. Yeah, basically.
Ring rates, that's new to this. Ring rates of the shit, by the
way, that's new. To the hell is this guy?
He looked like he's from Metal Gear, right?
That's what I thought. He's from Metal Gear, that's
what. I'm sorry, I'm in the wrong
game. Somewhere wrong?
Now I'm definitely. Looking forward to playing this.
And they have a date now. February.
Yeah, it's, it's coming soon, Right after Christmas basically.
(02:29:28):
Nah, I look stoked. Man, damn, you just threw her,
yeah? They had team up moves.
Now they didn't have that name. No, they didn't have.
Them in the first one. Look who's fighting together,
Yeah, see. Steph Ros freaking.
That's probably. That's definitely a memory that
was a guts. That was a Guts and Griffith
moment, yeah. It's always a flashback, yeah.
(02:29:49):
But yeah, what a way. Like people, just because they
saw Spiderman and Final Fancy, they said A+.
Yeah, I thought, even though they didn't show anything else.
Really. Yeah, that's all.
I mean, when people get what youwant, you give it an A, but if
you don't get what you want, they say it's a F.
Yeah, it's. Like, I didn't get, I didn't get
anything. I want Nintendo Direct because
I'm not playing. I mean, I'll play some of them,
but like, right? Yeah, I give it like a solid BB.
(02:30:10):
Plus I give each of them. Solid B, Yeah.
But. Yeah, I think Sony should.
Have had more. While Sony gets A/B for me, Sony
gets A/C. Because they needed.
They needed more. They needed more.
They needed more, Yeah. And what they showed like this
talked about was in the. Next two months based and we
knew, yeah, we knew what they were coming exactly.
We knew those. At least we got a.
Date upon a fantasy? Yeah, that's good.
That's positive. There was Spiderman.
(02:30:31):
They didn't need to show Spiderman again.
Spiderman needs to be not seen again.
Tell us Released. Yeah.
Just let the game come out. Yeah, enough's enough.
We know the game's epic. Please stop.
We just want just bring. The games out?
Yeah, I know the next one they do.
They better announce some, at least two or three.
Sony exclusives by their in house development.
I'd like to see they need to do it.
I'd like to see what the I'd like to see them do, like where
(02:30:53):
they they show a new game, like a new IP and then they go it's
available right now. Yes, like that's a mic drop
moment only. Microsoft did that this year, I
know, but it works. The shadow dropping shows high 5
rush. It's dope.
It's dope. Yes.
I mean, Nintendo did it with theF0.
F0 And there was another game too.
That was F0 99. It was something, yeah.
(02:31:14):
Can they do that with Actraiser remake?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Which was it?
Which? Was it Chris?
Ohh no. This was like drained your
whole. Also a trombone champ, come.
On that was released the same day.
That's great. Doesn't that name Trombone
champ? Sounds suss.
I know. Hey, what gave you by trombone
(02:31:34):
champ? I'm the trombone champ.
I bet you are. Not.
The Bone champ, Yeah, no, that'sa different game, man.
That's what that's what I think.Is the app because the?
The shows you have. Really.
What did you want? I mean, listen, it said not a
(02:31:54):
lot of remakes. I thought, yeah.
I think it's a B plus. I get credit for remix, remix of
the shit remix. Some people hate them.
I would do it first. If you played them all, I would
do a backflip off the table for certain remakes, you know, So I
mean I would. Have liked.
I would have liked them. I mean Mario's new, but then
they have like a real like if they did a metro drop or
something like that or F0 new. Something they're like James.
(02:32:17):
It's not a read next system. Leave us alone.
This will shut them up. This will shut the fuck up.
Here goes the Mario. Do you want more Mario?
But here's some more Mario. It's like.
We have our ten titles for the next system, don't worry.
About it, Yeah, exactly. They got it.
They have it. We're going to do 2.
A year? Yeah, but good.
This is fluff. They're giving us fluff, but
(02:32:38):
it's not bad. Even they're Damn.
Yo, you guys are gonna watch it,dammit.
You guys are laughing, but you're gonna watch us play.
Watch. I want another.
Parameter to wrap it, dammit. Nah, he does.
What I want? I'll give it Wow, it looks so
like it looks so stupid. I have to try it.
Yeah, look, it looks No, that's exactly.
It's not. Stupid, silly looks.
(02:32:59):
It'll be nonsense. I showed a coworker was that
he's like 70. Dollars, I missed the Nintendo
Direct. I missed it.
So he's like, what was on it? I was like, so I started showing
him like the highlights and thatcame on and he was dying
laughing. He's like, I gotta get this
game, man, but when you pay. 70 dollars $70.00 no 70.
(02:33:20):
Dollars for that, all that. Games are $70.00 now.
Now that's and they they did that with 123 switch.
Yep, that was. 61 two. So the new one.
Everybody. Yeah.
Or everyone. Whatever.
Everybody is everybody. That's $60.00.
And they even dropped that. They didn't have that in the
freaking direct. They had a sweep.
(02:33:40):
Right before the day before theyeven put it in.
I want to know who was in chargethat okayed that, because that
should have been. A day one drop.
Free. Free.
Yeah, now that's being signed up.
Definitely. For Nintendo, Whatever.
Definitely. That's a pack in game.
Come on. Whatever happened to that pack
in games? For real man.
Trombone Champ, We Sports was the only that was the last one
(02:34:03):
tried and true. But you know how much they made
in Japan when it wasn't a packing?
That's why. That's why they sold the ton.
That's greedy shit though, man. Come on.
Yes. Yeah, we know what this is.
I want the maze game that was inthe Sega Man system that was
free and everybody, but that's it, John.
That's everything that happened last week.
Good week. Yeah.
(02:34:23):
It was a. Good week that was surprised.
Looking forward to the new titles coming up, obviously we
don't know what's going on afterFebruary basically.
So they're going to have to tellus something after Christmas.
I hope. Nothing.
Hope nothing's released. I'm not going to catch up on
anything. Imagine they make an
announcement. They're like, Yep, we're
delaying everything till 2025. Yes, yes, that'll be awesome.
(02:34:43):
Like. Oh man, that'll never happen.
No, Never ever. Listen.
Go. To if If the game looks like
it's animated in Flash, but it'sfun and it's 70, I'm on for it.
Oh yeah, man. That's what that's what it's
about. It's all about being fun.
Like Mario, it's like Flash. Whatever.
Yeah, that's Flood Marios. That's flush.
(02:35:04):
You don't play Wario games for the graphics, man.
No, although it's. Pretty consistent, yeah.
They say you got a good stop. Yeah, now.
Royal Game's always great be in a Mario.
Like, for real? Yeah, Yeah.
And. And while we yeah, he was super.
Mario Land too? No.
No, like he should be a wonder he should have been in.
Mario. Kart 8 He should be a village.
He should be a village, oh boy. Too much, Bowser.
(02:35:26):
Let's get some Mario back in there, or.
Put Wart back in. Oh boy, that was a dream.
That's. Just a dream.
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Correctly. World combat?
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