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Speaker 1 (00:12):
Well, 95% of the time
, my hair is always in a messy
bun.
Obviously I'm a basic whitegirl who likes her pumpkin spice
lattes in the fall and her hairwith her leggings and.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
I have an
uncontrollable addiction of
firearms.
If you are.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I'm ready, alright.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Episode 38.
Five, five, let's go.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Welcome back to
another episode of Messy Buns
and shotguns.
Motherfuckers, I am Kim, thisis Maverick.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
What do you do, fools
?
Speaker 1 (00:56):
I think we were both
exhausted.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
It's been a 14-hour
day.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
How was your day?
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Long.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
You're getting a rare
.
We haven't even seen each otherall day, so we're like
literally.
Speaker 2 (01:07):
He just walked in the
door and I literally took off
my gun and sat down in a chair.
I'm pulling my messy bun out ofmy hair right now, I ain't
taking my boots off yet I'mstill got my work clothes on.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
I don't have anything
off, I'm in my PJs and I just
ate dinner.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
It's going to be
another long one tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
I had bulldack for
dinner.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
And then I've got
Thursday and Friday at the shop.
Tomorrow I'm meeting a clientto pick up a gun and hopefully I
can bring mine home tomorrow.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
That soon.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Why don't you tell
our lovely audience what you
bought?
Speaker 2 (01:44):
Oh, so we talked
about my trip down to Banksteel
and how I was not able to dialin my reticle with my 6.5
Creedmoor that I put together onthe Savage 110 Precision
Platform, and it's an opticissue for sure, but I believe
(02:05):
the gun is capable at engagingtargets at 1.2 miles.
The problem is the 6.5 is solight at that distance it's only
147 grains.
And at 1,500 yards, shooting147 grain hornities, you're
going to hit that transonic zonewhere it starts to be.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Transonic.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
Transonic.
So like you are supersonic outto 1,500 yards, like faster than
the speed of sound.
Right At 1,500 yards I'm nolonger supersonic, I'm no longer
faster than the speed of sound.
So like I enter the transoniczone where the bullet is slowing
down so it starts to arc moreright.
So like your arc path is goingto change depending on
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conditions downrange, like airdensity and all that stuff.
It could actually change evenfurther.
Like if there's a wind, aheadwind or whatever, like the
bullet is a right hand twist soit can like actually like run up
the wall of air depending onwhat's going on downrange.
Like there's a whole ballisticscience behind it, it's just
basic physics.
Anyway, I wanted one rifle thatwas capable of sending rounds
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farther and two, an optic thatwas capable of dialing for that.
So I went on to RSR vendor,which is one of my favorite
sites to get gun stuff from,because the current company I
work for as a vendor for them orhas a vendor account, and I
went on and found a Blem sale.
Blem sales are fucking awesomebecause you don't have to pay
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full price because the boxes getdamaged in shipping and they
can't sell them with damagedboxes, so they take a couple of
hundred dollars off the price, Igot a Bagara B14 HMR in the
Wilderness Sniper Gray patternin 300 PRC.
So this would be the firstMagnum cartridge rifle that I've
(03:57):
ever actually owned, so I'msuper excited about that.
Currently in the process ofgetting all the parts and
putting it together.
So, optics mounting rails wewent to Bass Pro and got the
optic rail that I needed, thescope mount I needed.
I went with the Nite.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Force.
Speaker 2 (04:11):
Extreme Duty because
I'm afraid that aluminum on a
long action with that much powerbehind the cartridge would just
shred aluminum over time.
So I wanted something that'sgoing to be able to take the
recoil.
So I went with steel.
Speaker 1 (04:27):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
Yeah, so we'll see,
and we have 300 PRC at the shop,
so I'll probably buy all thatwe have.
Speaker 1 (04:35):
I will probably buy
all that we have Nice.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
Yeah, so well, if
you've been following me on
Facebook, I put the builddetails on there, if you want to
check that out, and I toldpeople, as I get all the parts
in, I would save everything andI would do a live on putting it
together.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah, we can also put
it on our Instagram as well.
Speaker 2 (04:57):
We sure can.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
So if that's
something you're interested in,
let us know, or we can just putit on there.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Hit me, we'll just
put it on.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Well, we'll just put
it on there.
We'll just put it on theInstagram, yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Easy day.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
That's fine, we can
do that.
A massive headache.
I was just looking.
Do you know what's in theseboxes down here?
Speaker 2 (05:14):
No, I haven't looked
yet.
Why what's in the boxes?
Speaker 1 (05:18):
I don't know, but I
was thinking this off the wall.
I was just thinking why youwere talking that we've been
looking for our air mattress.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Is it in the box?
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I'm wondering.
If it is, I'm going to look onemore time with that.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
That's the thing,
because I'm very, I was looking,
I was like what was in thesetwo boxes down here, because
don't lose any of the paperwork,because that's all of my NRA
books.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
I know what all that
is down there.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
It's all my course,
books and stuff.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
I was going to say
something about um, I'm thinking
of putting a poll on Instagram,on our Instagram page.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I thought you was
like I'm thinking of putting a
poll in the living room.
I was like I am down.
No, no, no, no, no, put a pollin the living room.
Speaker 1 (05:58):
Let's go no my plans
for decorating do not include a
poll of that nature.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
Damn.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
Um, no, I was
thinking about putting a poll on
Instagram, Um, to get thethoughts of the our theme song.
I think about changing thetheme song.
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Why.
Speaker 1 (06:18):
You like it.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
I like the theme song
.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
Yeah, and they should
keep it.
Speaker 2 (06:21):
And it's royalty free
, so it doesn't cost me any
money.
Speaker 1 (06:23):
I understand that and
actually I do pay a
subscription for it.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
For the for the song.
Speaker 1 (06:30):
No for the site that
I use the song.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
I like our intro song
.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Yeah, well, let me
let us know what you think,
cause I've been in the debate ofpossibly changing it.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I do, cause
eventually, some one of this day
, we're going to get so fuckinggoddamn famous with this fucking
podcast and like when you hearthat intro music they're gonna
be like ah, that's fucking messybuns and shotguns.
Yeah, we don't change the intromusic.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
That's true.
Ever, I thought about a fewdifferent things.
One thing I wanted to talkabout and I'm really curious
about that box but in you um.
Another thing I wanted to talkabout is um, I'm brain-parting
over here.
Oh, the whole this has beengoing around Like I've seen it
(07:13):
like all over my tiki-taki a lotlately is the um snow white
movie, the new remake thatthey're making, the live action.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Oh God.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
And how ridiculous it
is.
And I was listening to her dointerviews about it and, like I
was, I was watching this one,tiktok, and it finally, like,
like all these live actionmovies, it was really.
It was a really good TikTokbecause it showed how, like,
what we're expecting is likejust basically a remake of the
script of the Disney animatedmovie that we all grew up on and
(07:47):
they're changing, like allthese movies.
They're changing, they'rechanging the characters, they're
changing the storylines thereand it's so frustrating and
listening to her talk about inher interviews about what
they're doing with this movie isfrustrating to a max.
But it's to the point where,like, everything is just
(08:09):
becoming segregated and they'rechanging everything, like them
doing this.
Speaker 2 (08:14):
like I'm not racist,
by any means, I'll let you
finish first.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
I'm not racist by any
means.
But they did it with the littlemermaid.
They did it.
They're doing it with snowwhite.
They've done it with tinkerbell, like they're completely
changing all the characters andmaking it like a more diverse.
But it's not like the snowwhite.
Is Skin as white as snow, lipsas red as rose are we having,
(08:42):
for lack of a better?
Speaker 2 (08:44):
listen, it's not.
It's not about that.
It's not about who plays snowwhite.
It's the fact that there'sthey're creating segregation
they are creating a column backsegregation.
No, they're creatingsegregation.
The point because, like allthese things, like when did like
when Cinderella was, cinderellastarted, snow white started
right, it didn't matter whatcolor the skin of Cinderella.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I was right.
Right, you can be a princesslike anybody.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Anybody who is a
female can be a fucking princess
, right.
Amen but now, when you restartrecreating and remaking all this
, they're like oh Well, now snowwhite is going to be this
African-American girl, right?
You're creating the segregationby Saying, oh, we have to make
her diverse, she has to be ayoung black woman, right, mm-hmm
, that's creating the diverse.
Like that's creating asegregation that didn't exist
(09:35):
until you made it that way.
Like you're creating just,you're creating the problem.
Like by acknowledging that thereis a problem like if you want
to do a live action or you makesnow white, sure, but don't do
an entire cash change where itcaters to a certain subculture
of America right.
I'm not even a subculture whereit carries to a certain ethnic
(09:55):
group one way or the otherbecause there's going to be
backlash, right.
There's just a cold hardreality of it and I'm not
complaining that that's whatthey're doing.
Speaker 1 (10:03):
I'm complaining that
they're creating the division
themselves right, but why notjust make a Live-action princess
movie?
In general, I come up withsomething different.
Don't, don't remake the old onewe make the old ones and then
change the whole thingcompletely.
Like that's my thing, becausewe get excited about these like
live-action remakes, like oh mygod, they're gonna like, this is
gonna be so cool to like seewhat they like, how they like do
(10:26):
it all.
But then they completely changeit and they add a new
characters and they do this andit's a whole different time like
and basically, you know, forgetabout the prince, no one needs
a prince.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
Like are they not
putting the prince in?
Speaker 1 (10:39):
no, they're making it
more about it like empowering
women herself, like in her.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
That's not the story
of snow white like with us.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
The thing is like we
want the prince charming, like
we want, like that's what wegrew up on, and they want to sit
there and you want to change itall.
Like it's not about her beingfor a man and it's that's not
what it like.
Who cares?
Speaker 2 (10:57):
get fucked.
Speaker 1 (10:58):
That's what I'm
saying, like.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Create something new,
don't ruin class something new,
what?
Speaker 1 (11:05):
that's what they did
it with frozen like, yes, they
had romance in there, but theymade the story about how this
fan, like the sisters, neededeach other.
It wasn't about having a princecharming in the end, but it was
still a great movie.
You know, but don't go and takean original movie and then
remake it and completely Changeeverything in it.
I haven't even watched thelittle mermaid.
(11:27):
They kind of refused to.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
I Just don't, I just
don't watch those movies.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
I'll probably watch
that some point.
I don't know.
I just kind of feel like comeup with an original thing, like
if you want to make Disneyprincesses, they make Disney
princesses because but make newones right.
I Mean kind of like I meanthey've remade, remade
Cinderella like 20 million times.
Speaker 2 (11:51):
I've only watched the
original.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Well, there was.
They've remade it.
The few of them Brandy was one.
She was black, like it was goodwas Brandy.
She was a singer from the 90s.
Well, they redid snow whitetechnically, they put fucking
Kristen Stewart in it and snowwhite and the Huntsman was just
awful.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I don't even think
I'll watch that one.
You know, watch on you?
Speaker 1 (12:13):
Oh, I don't do is.
Yeah, she was snow white.
Sure didn't so I I really likedPrince Eric too.
He was one of my favorites.
I'd be really sad if they readit sleepy beauty, and they turn
Prince Philip into someonestupid.
Just feel like it's all bad.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Steve Buscemi.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
No.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
So even an ugly man
can be Prince Charming.
Yes, yeah, steve Buscemi.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Yeah, they'd probably
CGI him in some way to make him
look what's that?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
what's that Godfrey
guy's name?
Daniel no yeah, Gilbert Godfrey.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
Gilbert Godfrey.
Yeah, yeah, did he die thatmaybe.
Speaker 2 (12:59):
I thought, wasn't he
the one who played?
Which character did he voice?
Make him Prince Charming?
Just come up with somebody andjust falls in love with a
fucking smoke show too.
I'm talking like Margot Robbiefalls in love with Steve Buscemi
in a print Disney princessremake.
(13:20):
Yeah, Gilbert Godfrey yeah,we're Godfrey yeah he did die.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
I thought that, yeah,
he didn't.
He play Um.
What's the bird in Aladdin Yago?
Speaker 2 (13:31):
yeah he's yeah right
there.
Speaker 1 (13:32):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (13:33):
Yago.
Damn Well, we can CGI him to.
They CGI Paul Walker in afucking Fast and Furious.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
He's his brother for
that same thing but they did do
CGI on his brother with hisbrother, though looks a lot like
him.
Yes, brother's kind of cute.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
So can we remake old
Westerns with current technology
?
Speaker 1 (13:53):
Like John Wayne.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
No, don't touch John
Wayne.
Actually, you know what?
Fuck it.
Let's remake old Westerns.
I want to see who they pickedto play John.
I'd be.
Speaker 1 (14:02):
I want to hear the
controversy about that thing,
but why wouldn't?
But, yeah, why don't they readme?
You can't read.
Yeah, let's have them remakeMcClintock.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Don't fuck with
McClintock.
Actually I would love to seethem do a remake like how they
did a maybe yeah like JeffBridges, did a wonderful job
sure he did.
Matt Damon fucking sucked.
Speaker 1 (14:23):
What if they redo the
Clint Eastwood the?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
good, the bad, the
ugly yeah, those are the
spaghetti Westerns, though Likethey were made to be like off
the wall.
I Want to see a modern-daytombstone.
You can't beat the tab.
You can't beat the no don'ttouch it.
There's no way you could be,there's no way you can actually
you could bring everyone back.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
What if they did?
They're actually no, didn'tBill Paxton?
Did he die?
Did he die too?
Did it feel, paxton die?
I?
Feel like I say that, buteveryone thinks he died and he
did.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
Paxton is dead.
I think we've talked about thisbefore.
Speaker 1 (15:00):
I'm pretty sure we
Well, he dies in the movie, so
spoiler if you never seen it.
But but he didn't die until2017.
He was 61 years old.
But no, he did pass away.
I don't remember what for, but,but Sam Elliott still kicking
Val Kilmer.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Russell.
Speaker 1 (15:21):
Kurt Russell, even
once his name is still alive,
the bad guy curly.
Speaker 2 (15:26):
Bill Bros, yeah,
curly Bill or Johnny Ringo.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
I don't know if
Johnny Ringo still alive.
Let's see.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
I clan.
He was old in tombstone.
Who I clan?
Speaker 1 (15:38):
Oh, bolly-bob,
b-bobby, bill Billy.
Speaker 2 (15:42):
Billy Bob Thornton.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Johnny Tyler mad cat.
Speaker 2 (15:47):
Where you going with
that shotgun.
Speaker 1 (15:48):
Let's see is oh
Johnny.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
I forgot that you
will there.
You may go now and Johnny Ringoalive.
Speaker 1 (15:55):
He's alive.
Who played who?
Speaker 2 (16:03):
I clown I clan.
Ike here we go right here.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
He's alive.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
Got, he tell me,
older and dirt.
Speaker 1 (16:11):
He was born in 52
yeah.
So he's 70s, but most of thesepeople, I'm sure, alive.
Oh yeah, thomas Hayden Church,I'm a play that.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
Who played the desk?
A huge lady, satan.
Josephine yeah, who played?
Speaker 1 (16:30):
no, that yeah, she's
alive.
Name is Dana Delaney.
She oldest year she was born indoesn't say, just as what they
shoot, that she was born 56 alsoshit.
They're all old baby who whoplay?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
oh no, you're talking
about the one who quite our
love interest at the end of themovie.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Oh yeah, that's
that's.
That's Josephine.
Who, who?
What was her name?
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Maddie.
Speaker 1 (17:05):
That was Val Kilmer's
oh.
Speaker 2 (17:08):
Oh uh, big nose Kate.
Speaker 1 (17:10):
Kate, she's alive.
Speaker 2 (17:14):
Well, they couldn't
bring doc back.
Doc died.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
The old man Doc
Holliday.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
Oh, I thought you
were talking about the other guy
.
Yeah, no, they couldn't bringhim back.
Speaker 1 (17:25):
He could be like a I
don't know, like a spirit.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
Yeah, the ghost of
Doc Holliday.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
Like he visits and
talks to them.
But that would be the samething with Bill Paxton.
Maybe he could direct it.
Have Val Kilmer.
Well, he's struggling anyways.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Like he's like,
riddled with cancer.
Speaker 1 (17:50):
Yeah, I know, but
he's still doing good.
He did really good in Top Gun.
Speaker 2 (17:56):
He did that, he did.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
Hmm, good movie, good
movie.
That was a good little.
Speaker 2 (18:08):
Penny Benjamin.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
No, you know, though,
every time I see her, all I
think about is Requiem for aDream.
What a movie.
The movie's fucking ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (18:20):
What a movie.
Speaker 1 (18:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
What movies have we
watched recently?
Speaker 1 (18:26):
Uh, we went to the,
we saw Well.
Speaker 2 (18:29):
I.
We went and saw Sound ofFreedom.
Speaker 1 (18:31):
We already talked
about that one.
We did what else have we seen?
We haven't seen anything else.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
I don't think We've
been watching a lot of.
Speaker 1 (18:38):
Park and Recs.
Speaker 2 (18:40):
Parks and Rec.
Speaker 1 (18:42):
I want to rearrange
this spare bedroom.
Speaker 2 (18:45):
Can't Nope, but I'm
running out of places to put
guns.
Speaker 1 (18:52):
I know Need more
space.
Speaker 2 (18:54):
I need a gun room.
I need to clean out the garage.
I'm not putting my guns in thegarage.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
I just said we need
to clean out the garage.
Speaker 2 (19:01):
Like I need to figure
out a way.
What if we put I got to put apicket hole in that wall that I
could put rifles and stuff on?
Speaker 1 (19:10):
I think you should.
I don't know why we're in allabout this, because, like, no
one can even see what we'retalking about right now, so it
doesn't even matter.
But Once we start doing videoswhich I really want to get into.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
I need more space.
Speaker 1 (19:25):
But oh, something
else that's really kind of
exciting is I have decided and Iam going back to school To
finish my degree.
Speaker 2 (19:37):
Yes, you are.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
And you're shitting
your pants about it.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
Now you know, quit
this time.
No quit, not a fucking chance.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
But I'm doing it for
me and I'm very, very excited.
I'm very excited about this,but I was having some issues
because you quit and we're goingto have words.
We'll have a lot more than words, I'm sure, but that's not going
to happen Because I am doing it.
I am going to go back and I'mgoing to finish my degree and
I'm doing it online.
And I was almost at the pointtoday about saying Forget all of
this, because my school emailwasn't working and my advising
(20:09):
appointment is set up forThursday.
But I got my email to work, butI still haven't got my advising
thing.
They have it on like I don'tknow whatever, but I'm excited
I'm going back to school.
I'm excited to finish my degree.
So there's that, alright.
Speaker 2 (20:34):
So what's?
Speaker 1 (20:35):
your degree?
No, I'm just kidding, I'mgetting my degree in
communications and masscommunication studies, in the
concentration in digital media.
So any of you out there thatlike a creative, fun, outgoing,
semi-chaotic, blonde beautifulwoman to hire in that department
(21:03):
, let me know.
But I am very excited about it.
I'm really excited to see whereit's going to take us in our
growing empire.
That's true, we have big dreams, you and me, and I plan to see
them out.
So I'm sorry that I'm not veryactive this evening.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
I'm just beat, I am,
I'm very tired when you called
me because I did.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
I called you earlier
and I was like I didn't even
call you when we were talkingand I just said we need to
record.
So you told me you were goingto be working tonight and then I
was just literally about to sayforget about it, it's fine,
we've just been really so busy.
Speaker 2 (21:49):
It never slows down
for me, man.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Yeah, but then you, I
actually totally forgot.
I came home and I cleaned thekitchen, just because the
kitchen was like it looks good.
Ridiculous.
So I cleaned the kitchen andthen I ate dinner and then you
called me like we'll geteverything set up, and you were
saying I was like set up forwhat?
And you were like but you werelike everything set up so we can
record the podcast.
I was like oh, I totally forgotabout it.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
I was so like.
It's rough during the weekbecause, like especially in the
beginning of the week, becauseeverything's spinning up and
like works just a madhouse rightnow.
Speaker 1 (22:21):
Well, I thought about
us recording it on Sunday, but
we kind of had some things goingon on Sunday and we had a
really good weekend.
Like we had friends over onFriday, we had our game night,
which was a lot of fun, had anew friend come over.
I'm really excited.
Did you get my cup today?
Speaker 2 (22:39):
No.
Speaker 1 (22:40):
Damn.
All right, like I said work'sbeen crazy.
Yeah, so, so that was a lot offun.
And then Saturday we went outon a boat with our friends and
that was just a blast.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
Had a really good
time.
Speaker 1 (22:52):
Great time.
I love it so much.
So we we started talking aboutall sorts of boats.
We're like, yeah, we're goingto get a boat, but then we're
like, no, we need to get.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
You're going to get a
car first.
A car first.
I really would like to get aboat.
Speaker 1 (23:03):
But I would love to
get a boat.
Like we just had such a greattime.
I would really like to get aboat because, like we just I
don't know I grew up on boats.
Like I grew up yeah, I grew upon the lake and so I just like
loved it as a kid at going onthe boats and going on the lake
(23:25):
and doing all the tubing and thefishing and all the fun things
and just being out in the waterLike I really loved it.
I love being on the boat.
I'm a boat boat.
I wouldn't say a groupie, butI'm all about like hey, that's
nice boat, A boat groupie.
A boat lady.
I want to know who owns thatbig yacht that's sitting in the
harbor down there in theBaltimore National Harbor.
Speaker 2 (23:45):
Yeah, that is a house
.
No, not the National Harbor,just the regular harbor.
Speaker 1 (23:49):
That is a house.
Speaker 2 (23:51):
That thing is like
$20 million.
Speaker 1 (23:53):
For real, like that
looks, like something you would.
Speaker 2 (23:55):
The dinghy itself is
like a quarter of a million
dollars.
Speaker 1 (23:58):
I'm telling you, oh,
that was funny, we were, because
we were asking our friend likehow much, like if boats we would
see like how much they wouldcost, and he would say, like for
each mo, each motor is like ahundred grand, so base or about
that.
So every time we saw like aboat with like two or three or
four motor like oh, that's a,that's a $400,000 boat, that's a
(24:18):
big boat.
So, molly, and I pointing atdifferent boats like, oh that we
don't want that one, that one'sonly, that's more.
But we were looking at all thehouses and like the houses are
God there's, some of them arejust so, I mean, most of them
are like they're all just sobeautiful.
But we were like trying to see,like how much I liked what the
(24:39):
El Capitan said.
Speaker 2 (24:41):
He's like why do you
need to buy a multimillion
dollar waterfront home when youcan just buy a boat and stand
out here and look at it and pissin their water?
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
It's like to hell
with buying the house.
You can stand out here in theboat and just piss in their
fucking water.
Speaker 1 (24:54):
No, but we were
looking at one, that one house
next to that boat motel placewas that place was crazy.
But no, but the house I wastalking about.
It had a tree house, causewe're from a rast you know, I
was like how would you thinkthat house?
Speaker 2 (25:06):
you're like baby more
than we could like so they?
Speaker 1 (25:08):
I was like well, what
if we could just live in their
tree house?
They could probably want 80,000for just the tree house.
Speaker 2 (25:14):
We found the one that
we could afford.
It had skylights.
Speaker 1 (25:17):
Oh, yeah, we could,
we could totally Condom house.
Speaker 2 (25:20):
Yeah, we probably
couldn't even afford the damn
light to have a lot the housecomes on.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
We never know.
Did you see that one house boatthat had like the broken dock?
Speaker 2 (25:29):
Yeah, how do you get
to that boat?
Oh, you don't.
Speaker 1 (25:33):
He just?
He probably just attachedhimself to a broken dock.
That boat had been there fordecades, oh, yeah, it's just
been, but why leave it there?
Speaker 2 (25:43):
Well, we got to
probably own it, died or didn't
come back for it, or it gotre-possessed or but can't they
do, they don't they like?
Speaker 1 (25:48):
remove it from the
water.
Speaker 2 (25:49):
I mean they're you
can tow that shit, but like if
nobody's coming for it, fuck it.
Speaker 1 (25:54):
Okay, well, I'm
exhausted Me too.
I want to say this is our.
It's not our best work, Bestwork, but we did it.
Speaker 2 (26:07):
Story of life, though
like you got to get the message
outside.
It's like it's not always easy,it's not always going to be
great in sunshine and rain, butsometimes life just plain flat
out sucks.
Speaker 1 (26:17):
That is very true,
baby.
I have thought about that LikeI kind of want to like discuss
some things, not right now, butlike in the future on here.
Speaker 2 (26:27):
I mean like on this.
I was like, if you're about toask me to have a serious
conversation after a 14 hour day.
Speaker 1 (26:33):
I can't even have a
serious conversation right now.
No, but no, that's true.
Like sometimes, life just kicksyou down.
Speaker 2 (26:41):
Kicks you squared in
the fucking nuts.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Keep on swimming, as
Dory would say.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
And then forget about
it.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Three seconds later.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
There you go yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:51):
Well.
Speaker 2 (26:53):
I'm going to need to
get out of my work clothes.
Speaker 1 (26:54):
Yeah, that's it for
this time, yep.
Speaker 2 (27:00):
What's our time at?
Speaker 1 (27:01):
That's good, it's not
27 minutes.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
Good enough for me.
Speaker 1 (27:03):
Sounds good to me too
.
Well, all right.
Well, thanks for joining usthis week.
We're kind of on the low side,but we'll be up next week.
Speaker 2 (27:12):
Yes, Potentially
that's our plan.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
That's a plan.
It's always a plan.
What happens We'll see, butthanks for joining us.
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Speaker 2 (27:37):
Be safe or be deadly,
Be good or be good at it and
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Speaker 1 (27:42):
See you later, Jude
you.