Booger Sugar Co-Worker, Petty Neighbors & Why Childhood Magic is Dead | MADHD EP49 | - Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama

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Bear nimble bow down Mike and Dylan hate drama, but the Bow
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we rolling we're rolling welcomeback to another episode of Mike
and Dylan hate hate drama where we give people life advice and
help them navigate the I don't know complexity of the reality

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that we live in which is. Simulation The simulation we
live in. Do you think a simulation like a
matrix could be Neil deGrasse Tyson broke it down one time,
But anytime he breaks things down, it's like he doesn't
answer the question. It's like answer the fucking
question. He's like, well, instead of
answering this question, I'm gonna say all the smart shit,
but you're not going to understand.
Maybe somewhere in there he has answered a question, somebody's

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question. I think he talks so much,
though. He's like me.
Well, if we had no degrasse Tyson on here, I don't think we,
I don't, I don't think anything would happen.
I think it'd be a competition ofwho could cut the other one off
the most. Yeah, like, oh, I got a really
good story that I'm going to tell on this.
And. Well, and then I tell the story
and he's like, well, you know, Ibet the star pattern at that
night was, you know, we just fucking they just go on and on

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and on. I like to think that I don't
know, maybe I'm some intergalactic being floating
around in space and this is I just made all this up.
I don't know why I would make upa reality where I'm poor, but
it's made-up. Hey guys, if you want us to not
be poor, check out Labor llama.com where we sell hard
working clothes for hard workingfolks.

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The. Clothes.
Clothes work hard, you said. Hard working clothes for hard
working folk. That's the yes, hard working
clothes that means they're they're good and durable and
quality. But what I'm just don't ruin my
don't ruin my ad that I'm spending to the people.
All I wanted to tell them was that they can get 30% off.
If they're wanting the clothes, they can just.
But I got to tell them why to buy.
MADHD. Why?

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Because it looks fucking good. That code is M ADHD30.
It does look good. It is very high quality stuff.
Check it out. So you know the two guys you
like watching. This one, though, this one's a
custom. That is a custom.
That is a. Fuck up and.
It's red. It's dope though.
God it does look good though. Maybe we should do a red version
and maybe we should do a red version.
Maybe we'll have some of those. I like the back too.

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Brands on the back. No.
Whoa, what the where'd you get the custom?
I don't even I'm co-owner of thecompany.
I don't even know how I got that.
I made it. Oh, we made it.
But yeah, so we're going to talkabout a little bit of the
hubbub, what's going on in the world right now.
So did you see or do you even know of the Raja Jackson?

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Yeah, the story. I I thought it was fake
initially and then like I had towatch that video like 5 times to
be like no he knocked that fucker out and so beat the shit
out of him. What's funny is I thought it was
a work like in wrestling terms of work is like, you know, it's
not real. Yeah, that's what I meant.
So when he slams him, when I seethe punches, they're going
through the beard and I'm like, he's fucking good at that.

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And then I watched it again. I was like those are connecting.
His head's just fucking. Straight to jail.
And a lot of people have came out in support of, you know,
Roger, here's the thing, too. And we're playing along in it.
Anytime something like this happens, the person who was in
the wrong, we make them famous. Yeah.
So he will get he can. Still go to jail.
That can still be a possibility.Right.

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I don't know how much Rampage, his father.
I was a big fan of Rampage growing up.
Not initially because he he beatmy favorite fighter who was
Chuck Liddell, who, who was everybody's favorite fighter
during that time. But after some, you know, seeing
him fuck around with Errol Helwani and just different
reporters and stuff like that, you know, you start to start to
like him. I think.

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I think Rampage just needs to give him a good old fashioned
spanking if LALAPD is not going to arrest him because as of this
time when we're recording, it's what the like the 28th and he
has not been arrested still so. It's so wild that you can like,
you know, you do that outside ofa bar.
You're fucking in jail tonight. I want.
To Get the facts though, becausepeople will be like because they

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came out in support and they were like, well, he crushed that
can on his head hours before. And then?
Literal hours before he thought Psycho, what is his name?
Psycho Stew, Right. Psycho Stew thinks that that
he's there for the wrestling thing, Like he's at a wrestling
event. He thinks he's there.
He's streaming. Cameras around like yeah.
He thinks this is part of the thing, so he crushed the Cam on

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his head. Obviously he's not part of the
fun. The dude apologizes and still
hours later after everything's done, almost beats the life out
of the guy. And people are like, well, the
the guy said get your revenge. He didn't say beat him to death.
And also he thought you were part of the fucking show.
And you have to have the wherewithal as a human fucking

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being, not as a goddamn animal locked in a cage.
Like you can't have the fucking brain capacity of a goddamn
squirrel. This is what I cannot fucking
stand is streamer culture. We're going to get into that in
a second. Then we get some fucking device.
But to not be able to understandthat, oh, he he thought I was
part of the show. And then get your revenge.

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Like if you did that little slam, the guy's a wrestler, he
could take that. The follow up punches is what
he's not expecting. Well then fake like because it's
fucking wrestling and I'm sorry but it's all like, yes, people
still get to. This dumb motherfucker to this
dumb ass, I'm pretty sure he's just like wrestling real.
They're in there slamming each other.
Oh my God, look at, look at the oh man, could you imagine

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getting a fight and getting a last ride?
His dad's MMA fighter and I still, I still can't tell you if
he thinks wrestling's real or not.
Well, and then for like the ref,the ref was like stop and then
didn't fucking do anything to like crackle them off of them or
anything. Look at this, man.
Look, if somebody starts beatingup my friend like that, I don't
give a fuck if their dad's a mixed martial artist, if their
dad's Bruce Lee in the NSACIAI don't give a fuck.

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Yeah, if you are out in public and you are getting jumped by 6
guys, we are getting jumped by 6guys together.
I'm not one of those guys, you know, I'll make a funny joke.
That's like, wow, why both of usgotta get beat up, You know what
I'm saying? Like that's a funny joke.
If I see my friend getting beat up, I'm jumping in because the
chances of both of us getting the life beat out of us is a lot
less than my friend. Mentioned as as more people join

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the. And as more people join, that
inspires others to join in. And then the next thing you
know, what's the you remember the video of the people, the
boat dock incident. The boat dock?
No, I don't think so. Where it was like a bunch of
white people when they started like beating up on this black
dude. And then all of a sudden all
these black people, there was a black guy that swam up.
Like if a black guy swimming up to fight, you know, he's about
to fucking, he's about to put insome goddamn work.

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But they just all like gather around and start helping out.
And one lady got hit with a chair.
It's a great video if you want to watch.
It you know, we'll have to watchit afterwards.
You have to watch it one day. It's it was, it was the big
news. Last year, see, if we had a
Jamie, we could just watch it. We could.
Just pop it up like, ah, here itis.
And then yeah, that's also good too, because anytime where you
just say some dumb shit that never happened, they could be

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like, well, that didn't happen. We'll need to get AI as a Jamie.
But this is this is what streamer culture has done to
people like it gives the people that have no fucking talent like
guys like here's the thing. So.
He was just walking around live streaming the whole the whole
fucking time. Yes, Rampage started live
streaming a lot. Podcasting a lot.
Who? Has nothing better to do than

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just watch a guy walk around an event and.
I guess the people watching though, they got a show, they
got a show. But, and here's The funny thing
too, because you know, there's going to be if this clip goes
out or anything like that, and people who watch streams, a lot
of people who watch streams liketo call people cucks and shit
like that. And I'm like, there's nothing
more cocky than fucking sitting there and just donating like, oh

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man, this guy's entertainment. Let me fucking donate some money
to well. And it's different if like
there's like an act like I guessif you just want to act like
you're they're hanging out with talented.
People, some people who like play video games are very
entertaining IRL stuff, but alsopeople like to see just fucking
scum go out there and do scummy fucking.
Things well, I saw this one, I somehow fell down the rabbit

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hole of like coffee zilla and there's a couple other ones that
do like these investigative and anarchists something or other.
And somehow I got on this one where it was showing this guy
who live streamed a bunch of shit and he went to like Japan,
got kicked out of Japan, then went to North Korea, or not
North Korea South. Oh, that's A and Vitaly and went

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to prison. Yeah, well, he's still like
fighting through his like, like charges and stuff.
Like I think he got sent us 10 years.
I don't know, this one was just a couple days ago and he was
talking about. Like he might, just might be a
different one. He's.
Still got like two more charges that he's got to get through,
but he pleaded guilty to like 6 of them.
But it was one of those things where he's just going around and

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being an absolute shit, like noteven in a fun way and like
playful prankster, like just no,it's different guy.
But yeah, you're just like goingout there and being a fucking
horrible human being for, you know, likes and chairs and
donations and all that stuff. And it's just like, you're still
a shit person like you. You do realize that, right?

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Like, you're not, you're not just being entertaining.
You're like, you're just being afucking terrible.
Person I wonder who reads like headlines where it's like, you
know, streamer YouTube pranksterYouTube get shot, you know,
fucking with people and just doesn't immediately just think
good nice happy endings do happen.
Wow, there's a little bit of justice in this world.
Look. The first couple.

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Batman look, just imagine one ofthem fucking Jack offs doing
their fucking IRL live stream just, you know, committing
crimes or just being fucking Neanderthals.
And then Batman just shows him beats the fuck out of him.
He's just like, man, I would honestly, I would just I would
have notifications like every channel, like what the fuck's
Batman going to show up? All right, so we're going to get
to the first bit of advice. The title is in response.

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Magic joke. Hey guys, it's me, the girl to
squirrel guy I wanted to throw my hat in to be included in
sketches in October. Oh, and the October film event
in Greensboro. I think it's in Charlotte,
right? Yeah, it'll be in Charlotte.
We'll we'll be filming here, butthe actual like 48 hour Film
Festival is Charlotte. Yeah, we'll be filming in

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Lexington. I live 20 minutes outside of
Hickory. I've always loved telling
stories and making people laugh.When I was a kid I got my dad's
expensive video camera, an old dinosaur diorama, Who this is
going he's gonna shove it up hisbutt and paper cut out
characters. I drew myself in film, throat
directed and voiced my own Pokémon knockoff.
I was a Pokémon fanatic lol. My name might not.

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I name my not Pokémon Bashermon.That sounds like a Digimon name.
You don't know anything about that.
I. Mean I know Digimon.
That's the one where it's like adinosaur and then it turns into
a fucking enclosed trailer with fucking cannons for arms.
The characters used cubes instead of balls to capture the

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poker, the monsters. I think Pokémon still going to
have a problem with that. Like I can see, you can see how
they used our thing to get to that.
The main reason I haven't reallypursued anything in the field is
because of the people, you know,the Harvey Weinstein's and
whatnot. They do like to make people suck
Dick. I will agree with that.
Actually, it's we promised that nobody will have to do that for
this 48 hour maybe, no, a paid gig maybe.

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But like when you're, we're talking about everybody.
This one is. Free.
And we can't really be like, show up.
Consensual reach allowance now that's different that's just for
that's just for you know, moralemorale there you go God, some of
these words elude me, man and I just looked at you for help and
I was like brother, please brother, help me out just give
me a little bit of help. I got you covered.
Actually, it's mainly because the people I would act with were

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two faced drama Queens and we'revery toxic.
Trust me, I that's most people. Yeah, I was around a lot of
theater kids who were going to go places, and the last time I
seen of one of them, one was homeless and the other one was
sniffing cocaine off of a gas shoe.
So one thing that I do have to say about this 48 hour film
event that we're going to be doing, it's going to be October
3rd through the 5th. If people want to join in,

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that'd be great. We'll start a post on Reddit to
see if. It's really going to be full on
like Sausage Party just because like I think most of the people
that we have in our circle for this are dudes and then most of
the people that have expressed interest are dudes.
I don't know how we'll make a full movie just full of dudes.

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They don't have to be girls there.
What are you talking about? Unless it's like, all right,
girls night out and I'm like, what the fuck?
Romantic. If it's romantic, it's gay.
I'm playing a gay guy then, because yeah, we only have a
bunch of guys. You don't seem that way to be.
MM might ingest toxic material and produce toxins from his
body, but I've been to too many LG, s s, local game stores and

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comic book stores. I listen to you guys everyday
and would love to be a part of what you guys are doing.
At the end of the day, I'm just a warehouse daddy messaging two
other former warehouse daddies asking them to choose me.
Well brother, you're chosen. Listen, here's The thing is
also, if you want to like partake in this, I'm not going
to say, hey, you're going to be a part of the the film that we
do. We always need help outside of,

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you know, crew stuff, carrying stuff, setting stuff up.
We do need help with that. And then I, me and Dylan value
wanting to do it more than talent because we've had talent
here before and that talent sat on their phone and fucking acted
like, you know, all right, when are we doing stuff?
We have a script here. Yeah, we have a script here.
So how about we read the script and we.

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Go over it over over talent, Really.
Absolutely. So I think we will start a like
Are you interested on the Reddit?
It's MAMADHD. If you ain't got a Reddit and
you want to be a part of it, fucking create a Reddit like or.
Or send us a fucking no. We're going to do it on the
Reddit because that a, if you don't have a Reddit and you make
a Reddit to comment on this, that shows that that you are

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taking that initiative the. Attitude.
Yeah, so it's part of the attitude and I think we'll do
the release date around like theSeptember 15th episode of this
one where we're gonna meet up initially.
Yeah, cuz I think we have to meet up after me and you get the
prompt. What are you talking about?
After we get the prompt from Charlotte, because we got to go

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to Charlotte, we get the prompt and then we got to come back to
Lexington and start working. Yeah, and I, I think really the
the bulk of the like, I mean me and you can probably start
writing and planning that night.I think that will be a night
that we go to sleep, wake up in the morning and.
Then shoot everything on Saturday morning.
Yeah. So the, the we would set up
everybody being here in Lexington meeting up at a

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undisclosed location Saturday morning.
And then that's when we really shoot dump cards to whoever's
editing, like try to get all that stuff done.
And then, you know, if we have pickup shots Sunday morning,
we'll be that and then. Now I do have talent that is a
plus. Like if you were just like,
look, I'm a bomb ass editor. Oh yeah, no.

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Which I think we have. I think we have.
I have to talk to. Well, we could have multiple
editors like I. Hope you're OK with transgender
people because we're going to have a transgender edit in this
movie because they are fire. Yeah, they are fire.
This ain't no DI bullshit. If we could get.
Somebody who does color grading.Too, like that would be
something color grading and thenI was wondering about music.

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I was going to reach out to my buddy and see if he.
Also, then that brings up a goodpoint too, like if you're
listening to this and you're like, hey, you know, I'm good at
color grading, but I live in X place.
That is something that doesn't require you to be here.
If you want to, you know, like Isaid, we'll get we'll start a
thread. I don't know how to do that.
I'll figure it out, but we'll start a thread on Reddit for the

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because it's October 3rd to October 5th.
We'll get the prompt by like 8:00 PM Friday and then we've
got to have it in by 8:00 PM Sunday.
That's crazy. We're gonna, we're gonna kill it
and win. I mean, that's basically what we
did with the Adventures, Clever Sykes.
Like we recorded it and then by the next day it was out.

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I mean, we were fucking. We're dope.
And that was 15 minute episodes so.
I imagine it's color graded and it goes to Sarah because that's
Sarah's strong suit is not color.
We'll edit and then Sarah will dump it off and then.
Sarah just has that intuitiveness.
I do. I still got to.
I haven't brought it up to her yet and knowing me, I won't
bring it up until like October 1st.

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Like hey, what are you doing this weekend?
Cuz hi. Brad's tell you, Yeah.
Very intuitive on the editing that.
Is how you operate. You're always like last, last.
I just, I got some machine on myplate, man.
It's it's a lot to think about. But see the crazy thing is
though is getting it off your plate by just mentioning it
actually relieves your stress. It does, but I like to, I like
to keep the stress all bottled up, living on edge.

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All right, so the next one says coqued Co workers.
Look if they're working, can't can't be lazy on the coke.
Hello dyke and dildo. I'm dyke your dildo.
I'm 27. I recently required an
internship at a company and havebeen working there for about
four months now. My manager has guaranteed me a
job, but to me nothing is guaranteed until you have it.

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This plays a part in my indecision on what to do with
the story I'm about to tell. Recently I've discovered my Co
worker does cocaine which doesn't bother me.
They're a grown man and can makedecisions for themselves.
But my job includes going out tojob sites in work vehicles and
towing heavy machinery behind the truck, which I am not
qualified to do yet since I'm technically not hired.
One day me and this Co worker, I'll call him Thomas.

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One day Thomas and I get to go to a work site and swap out some
of the equipment. On the way there he told me he
needed to go to a certain gas station.
We ended up part behind a Long John Silver's and not the gas
station because he told me this.I knew at this point he was
meeting up to buy cocaine, whichwouldn't have bothered me if it
didn't take an hour because by that time he was ready to go

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where we're supposed to be at the job site by then.
Here's the thing, I don't give afuck what you do.
Don't ever put me in a situationwhere your thing gets me in
trouble because then we got a problem.
Look, you guys know the story ofme not snitching on my brother
today, Mike, Today I'm telling everything.
I'm like, I'm giving your whole fucking back story.
I'm like Thomas. Thomas Sinclair was a troubled
youth. Some would say.
Like I'm going all the way back and telling the story.

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It's no longer like back when you did it for your brother.
It was just you. You didn't have a family you
didn't have if somebody cost youyour job or fucks that shit up,
like that's costing your family your living, that's costing your
family, you know, pain and strife.
So no, it's not just so like nowyou're defending your family
from this. Like it's no longer just you
because like if you were still asingle guy, you might choose to

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go ahead and rat somebody out orwhich that's a terrible term
because like you fucked up. Like I'm just, I'm just saying
like This is why I was involved in the fucked up situation.
But like, you know, once it involves fucking up your family
and everything, like, no, you'rejust protecting in your family.
You're not, you're not snitching, You're not doing it.
Like, no, you fucked up and you're trying to drag me into
it. Like no.

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I already had plans after work and was ready to go.
We're supposed to be at the job site by the end.
I already had plans after work and now this guy Thomas just
messed up those plans with his addiction.
Fast forward, we're heading backfrom the job site and Thomas is
starting to come down off the high and tells me he needs to
drive or he needs me to drive. I tell him I don't think I'm
legally allowed to drive yet since I'm not a part of the

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company officially. He tells me if anything happens
he'll take the blame. At this point Thomas is falling
asleep at the wheel. That's what I say.
That's not coke he's doing if ifit's wearing off that quickly,
God Bless America. Isn't it only like 30 minutes?
He's deep into it. I guess when you start like it,
like you can literally off of like a key bump, get a pretty

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good high for like an hour. But yeah, once you like start
getting it to the thick of it, it does start wearing off a lot
quicker. Yeah, like the it's shorter and
shorter as it goes on. Right, and it doesn't like the
longevity doesn't stack. It's not like a one of those
drugs, not like acid or anythinglike that, but the like you can
get higher by the more you do. So this guy probably bought like
a fucking gram and just faced itall right before he fucking went

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to the job site. And now he's just like, oh,
gosh. Right.
Yeah. This guy's, he must be deep into
the. Because if I bought a gram,
look, even at like, my peak, however long it took to go pick
up this truck. And on the way back, I still
have like, I'm still going down just, you know, fucking going
down the road. I figured it'd be safe for me
for me to drive, then wait for Thomas to fall asleep and crash

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into another barricade, which I was also in the truck for that
one, but was unaware of his habits at this point in time so
I covered his ass. I've never driven a truck this
big, let alone while towing heavy machinery.
I was able to get back to the shop safely and go home, but it
just doesn't sit right with me. I don't want to tell the manager
'cause I like to give people chances and Thomas has kids that
rely on him. At the same time, I can't have
him putting my life in danger. I'd love to hear from you guys.

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So here's the thing, he is putting you in a predicament
where you can get in trouble, where you can lose your job.
And if that happens to you, he'snot going to give a fuck.
He is deep in addiction. The best thing for those kids
and his wife is him to have a fucking wake up call and decide
if he is going to quit these drugs or not.
So I do suggest saying somethingnot to your manager to HR and

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that and what you say in HR needs to be written in an
e-mail. You do not tell anybody
anything. You get H Rs e-mail.
You send them an e-mail of everything that you saw.
So it's written now. So if anything happens and they
fire you because of retaliation and you know, snitching on the
cokehead who was probably very charismatic, the cokehead Co
worker who the manager probably knows what he does and likes.

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Anyways, if they fire you for retaliation, then you don't need
a job because you're going to get a lot of money.
Anytime you have something like this at work, it's at the point
where it's putting your health in danger and it's putting your
job in danger. And then also there's this weird
thing of if you don't tell and then he finds out and then he
says something about it, you could be wrapped up in it too.

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So it's good to just go ahead and get it out there.
Be a fucking adult. I know some people are going to
hear this and they're going to be like Mike.
That seems like a Wiener thing to do.
You got to think about yourself because at the end of the day,
if he gets in trouble, he's not going.
To think about nobody, nobody owes you anything and you don't
owe anybody else anything. Like you are simply going to the
same place to make a living likethat.
You don't. He's not your friend.
He's not your family. Like you owe that guy nothing,

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nothing at all. I had a question though, because
you said you have done coke backin your past and everything and
all the people that I know that did coke always had like a
really long. I'm not gonna, I'm not gonna
grow my nails out. That's why I say key bumps.
Yeah, cuz, cuz I was like. Did.
You not just chew that that pinky fingernail.
Much easier to also not have thenasty ass yellow nail that

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people just like and to just do it off a key and people are
like, oh, that's like when it's not as nasty as it's so.
Strange though cuz like people will walk around with just that
one fucking long fingernail and it's like.
Really what's so funny too is like, you know how people like
roll up dollar bills and shit? We had enough information by
that time where we just, you know, you go to McDonald's, get

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a straw, fucking cut it into three pieces and then you just
keep them in the glove compartment because if a cop
sees you, you're like, what is that?
Well, he knows what it is, but there's no drug residue on it,
buddy. So you can't fucking it's just
my cut up straw. I made cut up straw man at home.
I have some pieces leftover. I took them with me.
You never know when you might need a cut up straw.
I could be strapped trapped in the wild.
Have a cut up straw honestly too.

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I did not. I feel like that is maybe a
thing back in the day that they did because you didn't run into
that at all. People just fucking pinky in it
and get getting it up. That is one good thing about,
you know, doing it with a key and a fucking your pinky those
you can get it up there and justget that bitch because me
delivered deep. Yeah, I'm not going to lie,
sometimes people were like you do any, you do any coke mining

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and I'm like, no, why? My whole fucking nose is white
and fucking got little booger Boo coke boogers in there,
burger sugar. Yeah, just fucking pop that in
your mouth and get it all numb and you're good to go, baby.
You're good to go. I think that's the first time I
ever tried coke because like I said, I'm.
Only a booger. I'm only somebody's coke.
Burger No, they didn't have a bunch and they're just like, put
it on your finger and then rub it on your.

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That's the stupidest way to do it though.
And like, it kind of numbed it alittle bit, but like, it was
like nothing. But yeah, they they were like,
oh, we're all going. To do you got some dude that
shit was that shit was like 7075% baby laxative that you put
in there. Yeah, I mean, I doubt any of the
coke that I've tried was good coke.
The funniest shit, bro, the funniest shit is when you see

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people dealing this stuff and people would fucking, they'd
fucking snore a God damn rail boy like a fucking and then be
like, oh, I got to go take a shit.
And they're like, that's how youknow it's good.
And that's what drug dealers were like telling these young
guys. Wait, would the laxative do it
through like snorting? Yeah, yeah, baby laxative.
Yeah. So here's the thing.
Coke does not look like sugar. People will be like, well, why

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don't you cut it with like all this granulated stuff?
It's a it's like flour. Yeah, it's like a clumpy, clumpy
powder. And that the the baby laxatives
that they would get simulated that a lot more than fucking and
it's almost like 1 to 1 the samecolor that they would get.
I have I have been told I've seen pure before.
I don't think it was pure, but if someone was like this is you

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don't know really if it's pure if it's not until you're the.
Fact that it come all the way toNorth Carolina and not be cut
yet is just that's that's crazy,right because.
It's coming from Florida. Well, and especially if it
wasn't from like, you know, Charlotte, like directly from
like the big hub city that it would come from, like by the
time it makes it to like Lexington or High Point, you're

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never getting pure by the time it gets to like a small like mid
grade. Now I'm seeing somebody get like
kilos that were packed and I I still at that point don't think
it's pure. That's a lot.
Yeah, that's a lot. And I've seen them just like
crumbling it off and you like that's also sitting there like
looking at that and like, you know, having a little bit of
drool come out of my mouth. I'm like my I should probably
stop doing this. I didn't get to like Theo Von

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where he's doing it alone. If you're doing it alone, I
think you're you're fucking you're thick in the sauce too.
And I do think because Robin Williams will tell you that shit
fucking I would, you know me, I tell you like my problems would
like serotonin and shit like that.
It could come from depression. It could come from, you know,
doing coke because I definitely did not do as much coke as like

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Robin Williams, John Belushi, none of them guys.
Oh no, they were. They were in it.
They were fucking mixing that with heroin, all sorts of shit.
Well. And they were also in the heyday
of it and celebrities. So like they, it was just their,
it wasn't like a party thing fora weekend or anything.
It was like every day, day in, day out.
The funniest thing is when you see like, people snorting meth

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and heroin and stuff like that. You can do it, yeah.
Well, I, I did hear that you could like snort heroin if it's
like like pure pure heroin is. I don't know what they fucking
do to heroin, buddy. I've seen it maybe twice in my
life, like as it went into somebody's arm.
I don't think I've ever seen that, actually.
I know it's a darker color. Yeah, that's it.

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And I would never, ever be able to because some people have been
like, it was heroin when they said it was coke.
And I'm like, that seems impossible to me because how the
fuck are you, you bleaching thatshit?
But I've seen it. I've seen it in like the little
it looks like you would put like1/4 in it to fucking.
They're weird looking fucking Baggies that they put that shit

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in and I've seen it before. Like I'm not held it in my hand.
I'm not looked at it. That is one of the ones where
I've seen people do it and I'm like, that's not my cup.
Well, I think you've got different kinds of heroin
because like, I mean, that's thewhole premise of Pulp Fiction or
not the whole premise, but that's like one of the things is
it looked so much like coke thatlike it.
Maybe they have a brighter stuff, but I guess the time when

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I was coming around. Heroin and then there's like
powdered heroin like there's. Because literally when I was
coming up it was the the darker colored heroin and then it went
into that Diablo shit that was mixed with the fentanyl, which I
guess is lighter too because you're mixing with fentanyl.
I don't think that. I think the whole time there's
been multiple, like there's different grades of heroin.
And I've not been, I'm not been in the big enough in the hair.

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Look, if you were a heroin addict and you're like, Mike,
you're botching it. I'm sorry.
I did not spend a lot of time with the heroin people doing the
heroines and stuff like that. So the closest I ever came to it
was back early 2000s, mid like, yeah, early 2000s because it was
while I was in high school was we'd get.
From what I saw, we'd get opium,right?
Yeah. From the what I saw, the heroin
that I've seen, I could not confuse that with cocaine.

(28:09):
No. Nor meth.
But I think there are different like grades and different levels
and like there is powdery white heroin.
I think, I think meth, crack andheroin just is like too intense
of a high for you to be able to like socially, really do
anything. If somebody was doing heroin,
they were doing it with their heroin friends.

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You know, I could do coke and goto a party and be OK.
I just sit there and talk to youabout if this is a simulation or
not. Pokémon.
Yeah, really get into there and like, you know, fucking that
Hitler was a terrible guy. And some of my friends be like,
well, you know, and I I'd still be there in in my like, you
know, coke fueled Ram be like, no, I still think he was like, I

(28:51):
think he was a terrible guy. I think you're getting too deep
into the sauce. Guys like I love a good
conspiracy because they were like, you know, you you're
taught that all these good people were bad and all these
bad people were good. He was like, what about Hitler?
And I was like, no, I think I think if enough people come
together, not just America, I think if everybody's agreed on
it, then yeah, yeah, I think that I think that he's a fucking
he's a douchebag. So because a lot that they would

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do is like they would focus on the time it took to burn all the
bodies When they start talking about the manpower and I feel
like I feel like your numbers are off.
I feel like we don't have enoughdata here.
I'm not going to really put a lot of.
We're just tons of mass graves too.
Like tons. Of mass graves.
And look, man, when you're fucking incinerating, if you're

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gassing people a bunch at a time, it's not like I understand
in your mind you can't think of a like a casualty event of that
proportion in the manpower it takes to handle that.
But when you're taking people toa humongous crater that you've
dug in the ground and just shooting them as they fall in
the fucking. Well, and a lot of it was
scientific experiments that theywere doing on them, like just to
figure out that. Was like Mangala and shit like

(29:54):
that. How how far they could take, you
know, like starvation and like how much like the gas chambers
and stuff were ways to try and. Yeah, that was to kill people.
Joseph Mangala and Bayer, the fucking drug company.
Drug company, Yeah, they were the, they were the ones that
were fucking doing terrible things to the women to see how
far the headache medicine, theirdifferent medicines can fucking

(30:16):
go on them. Mangler had like a really big
obsession with twins and shit like that.
Like if, you know, he'd lock them in separate rooms and shit
and starve them and then give them different foods and see if
they pick the same one first. And he would fucking, you know,
brand one to see if the other one felt and shit like this.
Crazy fucking horrible shit. And then people read that and
they're just like, I don't see how, you know, I get, I know

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they're evil, but how can they kill 6 million people?
They can, you can like if a guy in 30 minutes can walk into a
fucking, you know, well, it was way long.
It's 64 minutes. That's the name of the
documentary. He walks to a fucking McDonald's
and he kills 35 people, something like that.
Like you can kill a lot of people quickly and you could put
you can you burn bodies, fuckingmass graves and shit like that.

(30:58):
So anytime anybody comes up to me with the, the Holocaust
didn't happen. Wow.
Well, The thing is too like how?I don't know, you have to be
like so deep in the sauce of like conspiracy to like even I.
Love, I love a conspiracy. That guy was a if you have video
proof of that guy just being a cock like and talking about, you

(31:19):
know, eradicating a group of people, which, you know, shout
out to the Jewish people becausethey fucking there's been every
time I see a country unite, it'sover the hatred of Jews.
I don't know, look, I'm not, I'mnot deep into the sauce, but
Germany and then bro America gotreal close to the far left and
far right almost fucking kissed on the hatred of hatred of Jews.

(31:41):
It's. Not the hatred of Jews though.
It's it's Israel. And like what they fucking we're
not. Going to get into that, we're
not going to get into that, but you.
Just fucking brought it up you. Know, but it was a joke.
It's a joke and you said it a million times.
And The thing is, though, is you're talking Jews are not
Israel. Israel is not Jews like they're.
That's how they're painting the picture.
That's how the pictures it's thepicture is painted that way.
That they want to like. Perception is reality, so their

(32:03):
reality is that it's Jews. That's it.
That's. Propaganda that people want to
talk about. It's Jews, so protection is
their reality. We're not going to get into
that. You.
Can dislike you can dislike Putin and then also still like
Russians like it's it's OK to like separate those two things
because Israel is not the whole Jewish people like.

(32:24):
That's what's so funny too, is just like the Israel and the
people of Israel, it's the fucking government and the rich
people. It's not the fucking people
doing their day-to-day bullshit.They're not like, you know what?
Like a bomb, a hospital, That's everything.
Around the whole entire world, that's.
Not how it that's not how it works.
Governments because like N Koreans I guarantee most N
Koreans pretty cool fucking people just trying to just a

(32:45):
Dick at the. Top it's just like you get no
food because I get all of it. I assume he talks like some
fucking little weird fat anime character.
I'd love to fight him. Like I'd love to box because
come on, guy. Like if you're this Dick, like
you have all these Dick tendencies, but you're a fat
fuck. Like if you put any work into
yourself, if I, if I, if I get avillain, I want that villain to

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be in shape. You know what I'm saying?
Like smart, charismatic, not some fat fuck that hides behind
some security guards. It's like nobody can leave.
I've got all the borders locked up.
This is how I imagine. Well, the crazy thing is, how
does one guy? North Koreans hear him speak.
That literally anybody could take him out.
Like anybody could just be like.Right.
Imagine being that you're just aguard and just be like you know

(33:27):
what papow sign sealed deliveredproblem.
Solved. What's so good too?
Well, I don't know with fucking the goofy ass shit we have in
this nation right now. But what's so funny is like
saying something like that and then North Korea being like, no,
you extradite them over here. I want to I want to hang them
now. I probably would get sent over
there. I don't fucking know.

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It's weird. What a time to be alive.
That's all I want to say. What a time to be alive.
Simulation. Yeah, it's got to be, brother.
This title says petty dog drama.Hi, Mike and Dylan.
Not really an advice question, but I do have some petty drama
for you. We like this Petty.
On one episode a while back, youguys were talking about people
who put up those don't Let Your Dogs Pee hear signs in their

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yard and how frankly silly and how it's frankly silly poo pick
up the poo excetera. It's one thing, but God forbid
my dog pees on your curb. Well, I have one of those
neighbors too. But what really gets me is the
neighbor has two decor themes totheir yard.
Don't let your mangy mutt pee here.
And we love our dog. The yard is already full of dog

(34:30):
piss. Then what the hell does their
dog go in to go into a fit? Every time he smells, he comes
out. He's just like, God damn it,
somebody's been here. It's like fuck, now we got to
deal with the dog being an asshole all day because this is
letting a fucking dog piss in the yard.
Is this some weapon and marital dispute?
She claims she never picks up the dog shit.
He says it must be the neighbors.

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That's real funny too. Anyways, thought you'd get a
kick out of my petty dog drama. I guess here's the advice I
need. Do I owe it to karma to let my
dog pee on the neighbors yard? Love the shows.
Waiting for the Netflix release of Finding Bigfoot.
I would love to get to that Finding Dad Bigfoot.
As soon as I have financials in order, I'm buying my man some
labor llama. Oh, and this is a girl.

(35:12):
Well, a girl. Do you want to be in a 48 hour
Film Festival? Listen, I am of the I don't
know, I'm just respectful, dude.I understand it's a cock thing
to put in your yard and his dog's peeing in the yard, but
somebody has that sign up. I'm just going to be respectful
and go to the next yard. See, I just like I I am not
going to tell my dog no if they decide to walk up and then pee

(35:34):
in that yard, I'm not going to be like, Oh no, you got it.
Like I'm not going to terrorize my dog.
It's fucking grass if you're if my dog doesn't.
Do anything to grass? Does it kill grass it?
Does but not to like any substantial point like.
I mean, the crazy thing is is. But also you got to you got to
have the it's a culmination of how many people are walking
their dogs, how many dogs are pissing in your yard and.
The first like 3. Like if you let your dog run

(35:56):
into somebody's yard and piss bytheir doorsteps, sure.
But like if you're 3 feet from the road.
I'm not going to say I'm not going to damn you for it, but
I'm just saying it's something Iwould not do.
If your dog started peeing whileyou were walking it in that
person's yard, you would tell the dog to stop.
See, what's the good thing is too.
And here's The funny thing aboutfire hydrants is you think
they're our dogs love the any time we just go out, it's right

(36:19):
at the top of the corner of the yard and that's the first place
they go. I've never seen a dog pee on a
fire hydrant before. They love it.
They love it, but we also have, I don't know, like wild cats and
shit in the fucking neighborhoodthat are ours now because we
were just like, Oh yeah, you cancome into our house.
Fucking feral thing. But.
Well, see, that's one thing though.

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And like, I think I brought it up in another podcast, but like,
lawns are stupid. They're just dumb.
Like we just spend so much time,money and effort to have these
beautifully manicured little fucking.
And then people are like, where did the fireflies go?
Well, they don't have nothing tolive off of now.
Everybody's lawns poison. The fuck out of it.
And then you fertilizer the fuckout of it and then you keep it
all cut down low. Like there's a guy made a reel

(37:02):
about it. He was talking about how like
initially, like he used to do landscaping and all the stuff
and then COVID caused him to like go overseas in the middle
of like the chaos of it. And he's like where I was at,
like they were just fruit trees and there was food and like all
this stuff, like people grew stuff rather than just grass.
Like grass does not feed anybody.
It doesn't like help anybody. The only thing you can do is

(37:24):
like fucking throw a ball and catch a ball.
But for the most part, it just sits around unutilized.
And you spend so much time, money and effort.
And like, the crazy thing was isthey're like people spend an
average of 16 days of their lifedoing lawn care.
And I think it averaged out to being 7.8 hours a year.
I was like, that's fucking crazybecause like, no, I've already

(37:45):
spent 16 days of my life doing fucking lawn care by the from
the time I was like 12 until I was 17 or whatever, you know?
Like, I mean, there's been so much time invested in taking
care of lawns. And like the whole thing is
though, like with the dog thing is like it's fucking grass dude,
get the fuck over. It I guess I agree when you when
you lay off the point like that,I do agree with it because I'm

(38:05):
of the opinion that we don't that's a just a goofiest thing
to care about. Like if you're like, well, it
looks nice. It only looks nice because
you've been told that's what that's what looks nice.
I remember, you know, stepping out in my backyard when I was a
kid in the evening time and seeing 1000 fucking fire closet.
That's that you want to talk about beautiful like I've never

(38:26):
seen somebody's yard and take mybreath away when you walk out
there. And, and I mean, we, we people
are like, you know, our childhood was so magic.
And it's not magic because over time we just, we've killed all
the magic, man, like everything that was beautiful and magical
about this world through capitalism, all this other stuff
being told, you know, societal norms and shit like that.

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We have killed that magic. We are, we are the reason nobody
is outside fucking out there dancing on the streets and shit
like that. We are the reason that, you
know, people fucking just think in a just a certain linear way
of, you know, go to work, get home, shower, eat, eat, sleep,
shit, do it all the next day until you die.

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We have really just there was a there was a magic when we were
kids because we did not understand those societal norms
that they put on people. And I think the more we got beat
into that box, that's where justall the magic, like me, shitty
shit happens, but I have such like, I don't know, I, I really

(39:30):
feel like my goofy persona, my jokes and shit like that kind of
keeps the magic alive. Like I have a great connection
with my kids and I'm still able to be very fatherly.
And I think it's because I, I strive to keep, you know, my
childhood and all of that stuff live.
I had a shitty childhood, yes, but like every single day of my
life is not getting beat with fucking holy paddles and shit

(39:50):
like that. There were still, there were
still so many happy moments thatI, I can connect with.
I mean, this summer we had a resurgence in fireflies and just
going out there and just seeing 10 of them and we.
Have them because most of aroundmy house is woods, right?
And so they just come. Well, you've seen mine.
I'm surrounded with woods and still they're just, they fly

(40:13):
around. They don't live for that long.
They, they can't be confined to that when every place in the
state was habitable for them. That's where you see them
fucking thrive. And now we've just, we've set it
up. We've, you know, lawn care,
pesticides, all this shit it's in, it's not habitable for them.
Imagine going outside and catching fireflies with your
kid. Like that's going to leave

(40:34):
infinitely more of an impact on them.
That's gonna be way more of a memory for them than them
playing a random day on a fucking PlayStation.
So the bug that I don't see anymore, and I don't know, I
didn't grow up in North Carolina.
I grew up in New York. And when I went up there, I saw
them again in the numbers. I don't know whether it was as
much as when I was a kid, but grasshoppers like down here, I

(40:57):
don't see grasshoppers fucking. Especially not the green ones
anymore. When we were kids, we when we
were kids, there was like the majority were the the green
grasshoppers like green. And we saw a lot of praying
mantises too. You don't see those guys anymore
that those are very fucking rareto see now.
When I was a kid, like I knew ifI went outside I could if I look
for a praying mantis, I could find a praying mantis.

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And now it's just it's fucking impossible.
But we just get the little blackones.
And then that's if you go, yeah,I guess they're crickets.
Crickets are the small ones and grasshoppers get bigger.
So, okay, yeah, so the grasshoppers.
Yeah, you don't. I mean, you don't see a shit ton
of now we. Have a a bunch of them when I
were kids. When I was kids.
Which also I guess is a good thing because the bitches are

(41:41):
loud at night. Yeah, especially if you don't
sleep with no fan. That's all you hear.
We'll see. But you.
Don't hear it no more. It's silent outside and that's,
that's crazy, man. My.
Daughter's had me sleep out in atent at our house like the past
two or three nights and that is The thing is like laying out
there. It definitely I still hear
things, but it's not and it's not the deafening like when the

(42:02):
cicadas came a year or two ago, like it was deafening like how
loud they are and that's what itused to be with crickets and
grasshoppers and stuff like that.
But like, yeah, it's not near the volume and the.
So I was talking about like, youknow, magic and we've killed all
the magic. I do want to elaborate a little
bit on what I mean by that. So, you know, the phrase
laughter is the best medicine. It sounds stupid, but it is

(42:26):
really good. Like if you were, if you have
the flu and you know, you see all these commercials where
you're in the bed and you're just when I have the flu, like I
still try to do my normal things.
You know, may if I, if all I could do is get up and play a
video game, get up and watch a movie with my kids, That's what
I try to do because that just laying there and soaking in
misery does not help at all. When I had COVID and I talk

(42:47):
about this shit hurt like this. It was rough.
That was one of the one of the roughest times I've ever been
sick, just getting up and just fucking doing my normal things.
By 1:00 during the day, I'd be like, fuck, do I?
I don't think I have it anymore.And then I would go to bed.
I'd wake up the next day and be like, oh God, but I'd get myself
out of bed. And that's that's what it is,
man. Like if you were going through
life and you have these magical moments, it takes away from the

(43:10):
dreariness that we now live in that has been brought on really.
And I'm sorry, look, you could fucking capitalism might work,
not with the fucking corruption that we have in our government,
but through all of this stuff and nickel and dime and
everything and all these fuckingnorms of you see old people out
out somewhere at a fucking Mexican restaurant dancing
together. And you're like, Oh my God, that

(43:30):
is so cute. You can fucking do that.
You don't have to be old to do that.
You can still have that romance,that fucking spark in.
Life. Everything is dying because we
we have destroyed what I feel made made humans amazing.
I. Think it's what it's they trying
to sell it to you just like they've done with medicine and

(43:50):
all this other stuff they're trying to put it in a pill form
like so buy your happiness through you know these things
like buy happiness, buy clothes and which we sell clothes
there's a. Reason why when you talk to your
friends, you're like happy and you're talking to them and
you're fucking talking their head off.
That's a natural high like that.There are natural highs and
laughing and laughing and fucking just seeing the, the

(44:12):
wonderful place that is this fucking world.
We are just fucking destroying that.
And there's going to be a part where, look, I can't tell you if
you know, we're having a big impact on the climate or not.
I'm not a fucking scientist. I I've listened to both sides.
They both have scientists. It's whoever pays for the
fucking science. I can't tell you if you know,

(44:34):
climate change, whatever, But I can say what we are doing as
people, as us, things that we have control over, you know,
with the laws and how we, we, weview things and, and being able
to break away from people saying, Hey, that's not cool
because I believe too in doing that and breaking away from the
societal norms. Then you start to think of why
the fuck do I have to do this everyday?

(44:55):
Like, you know, why? Why is it incredibly difficult
to start your own thing or to doyour own thing?
Or if you're great at something and there's going to be a point
where it's just going to be deadman.
It's going to be, it's going to be that great.
Look, it might not be like in movies where you get that Gray
filter, but that's what it's going to feel like, man.
And that's why they use that Gray filter to kind of capture
that feeling. Well, he said one of the like,

(45:17):
I, I was listening to a podcast with Andrew Huberman and he had
a scientist talking about how kids have like the, the
childhood that we grew up with versus the childhood that
they're growing up with are totally different.
It, it started really like once TV and air conditioning became a
thing because kids stopped goingoutside to play with the

(45:37):
neighborhood kids. Like we stopped trusting our
neighbors. Like we, we all kind of
internalized instead of sitting out on our porch to like beat
the heat, sitting in the shade, letting the breeze come by.
Like we moved inside and turned on the TV and now it's cell
phones and everything like that.But like, we stopped being part
of communities, we stop being part of nature.

(45:58):
And so by shutting us all in, now we're in our own little
bubbles. And so now what?
Does a kid have to do outside though?
Think about how neighborhoods are set up today.
Like if a kid goes outside and his fucking, you know, gated or,
you know, not even a gated community, this standard fucking
neighborhood now where it's justlike cookie cutter house, little
tiny lawn, cookie cutter house, little tiny lawn, cookie cutter

(46:19):
house, little tiny lawn and. There's tons of shit you can do.
Where we went out, look, but yeah, but we went out and it is
also a thing on we are more exposed to the to the bad side
of people, that's all. We make we make believe that
people are worse than they are like.
We just, you just see it a lot. Yeah, but it's not the numbers.
It's bad to us. But the numbers of like how how

(46:41):
many people are actually impacted by that are
substantially small comparative to the the actuality of like I
mean. When they talk about like, yeah,
so kidnappings and you got all these kidnappings and stuff like
that. Kidnappings between a kid that
gets kidnapped by a random fucking person happens maybe

(47:01):
once twice a year. Yeah, it's insane.
Incredibly low. You are more likely to have your
child taken by a relative than someone ever ever.
But also too now think about my daughter going outside riding
her bike. OK, right up the road.
Just all fucking city. Yeah, Chaos city and shit like

(47:23):
that. That's what a lot of it is now.
When we were kids, there were a lot more trails.
It was a unless you grew up in abig city, even if you grew up
with a little city, you still have places where you could go
and you can find these little watering holes and stuff like
that. Is gone now.
You could say it's gone, but also it's like the kids don't go
and find those things anymore. Like technically you do have a
bunch of woods around you and like if you like, I think it is

(47:47):
more boys than girls. Girls will go over to another
one's house and they'll do whatever.
Like, you know, play dress up and fucking do their hair,
makeup, all that stuff. Or like play games.
But like with with boys, like, you know, I remember as fuck, I
was probably 6-7 years old goingup a mile away from my house to
meet my neighbor. And then we'd meet, or actually

(48:08):
we'd meet in the middle at a Creek between us.
You. Start walking your way.
And but we would just find something to do.
It wasn't our property. We were trespassing, but we
would find something to do. And I think kids would still do
that to this day and probably keep themselves out of trouble
and get into a little trouble, which isn't a bad thing to like,
learn like the boundaries of like how like.

(48:31):
Being a people you. You learned how to like light
shit on fire and like dip back to the house to not get in
trouble. And what you could not light on
fire. And, and like, I mean, that was
stuff that I learned how to do. And not to say that kids need
that, but a lot of that stuff ismissing because we've kind of
closed in and it all goes back to we're being sold like that.

(48:53):
We can get our happiness throughTV, our cell phones, Internet.
Like that is where we can find our happiness.
Or if we do pull ourselves out of like the box, whether it's
TV, you know, phone or whatever,it's go out to eat, it's go
shopping. It's it's only go outside of
your house, not to like actuallycommune with people and like go
fishing. I think that was a great thing

(49:14):
from when you were trying to quit smoking was like fishing.
Just go outside, fucking put your phone away and just do
something that isn't looking at a screen isn't fucking ingesting
media. Just fucking be there and.
I'm not fishing no more, guys. I caught that big bass and I was
like, yeah, well, this is the the end.
The Sarah has a bass boat. Sarah has a bass boat.

(49:35):
Why aren't you out on the bass boat fishing?
I want to go. Sarah's like, you don't care
what people think. I'm like, no, I don't give a
fuck what people think. What the fuck are they going to?
It's my friend. What are they going to?
People could be like Mike and Dylan are fucking.
We aren't. They're like, brother, there's
no way I could prove that me andDylan are not having sexual
intercourse. It's it's Schrodinger's

(49:57):
Schrodinger's gay sex. They have to prove that we are
having sex. Right when Sarah first
transitioned, people were like, so that's why you and Mike were
hanging out. So I was like, no, no, that was
just their friend. But what's so funny is when she
did that and people were making Now they're all in her deep
brother. Listen, a lot of guys look, I

(50:19):
got the proof I got a friend. What's the?
Most homophobic ones, it's it's the ones.
And they open them DMS like, hey, you know, I'm lonely
tonight. And listen, if you were
watching, if you were watching this podcast and you were one of
my haters, OK? Because I have a Dylan will tell
you I have a couple haters up here where I'm from.
Start the drama, dog. Stop.

(50:40):
I'm waiting. I'm waiting because I'll be
like, will you send me all that stuff?
Sarah's like, fuck, yeah. I don't like these people.
So yeah, please, please start that drama because my Mikey
going to end it. Mikey going to out you OK?
Look I it's not good to out a gay person and but if you are a
hateful gay person and you starttalking shit but.

(51:02):
You're not even a gay person, you're still closeted homophobic
person. Like, because most of the time
that's how that shit goes is they're like, I hate gay people.
No, if I walked in and which is so funny too, because some of
our like really big, just far right people are just they're,
they're jumping on. Yeah, yeah, they're sliding in

(51:23):
the DMS, jumping on the bandwagon.
If I walked into someone like onthe far right getting fucked by
another dude, I'm not going to be like, this is clot.
I'm like gay and then walk out. Yeah, no, I'm just saying
they're not the they actually accept themselves as and you
don't have to be gay. You can be bi, you can be a
fucking million other versions of this.

(51:45):
But like the whole thing is, is like you are a self hating
person because like you're judging people, you're telling
them that they're bad and then you're sliding in somebody's
fucking DMS that you know has a penis.
And I love telling people too, you know, I have a transgender
friend I call Sarah her, yes. They're like you're, you're
playing in. They're trying to like, you
know, fucking turn our children gay.

(52:08):
I was like, Sarah's never ever done that.
Sarah's actually never, ever been like, hey, can I speak to
your kid? That's never been a thing.
Sarah's just a fucking it's justa person.
Now, Sarah does be saying so no shit.
She'll be like, you know, I'm feeling period cramps.
I'm like, shut up. All right, let's let's don't
keep that to yourself, OK? If you having that problem,
let's just keep that as a personal as a personal thing.
You know, belly hurts. But yeah, just a, just a, a

(52:31):
normal fucking person has the the normal things that she
loves. They're not hurting anybody.
They're not doing anything like but also.
Too she went full transition if someone like me threw on a wig
I'm like what's up bro like which I mean I still say what's
up bro brother I call Sarah brother brother is gender
neutral gender neutral yeah, it's name brother.
Hulk Hogan and Randy Savage taught me to just address

(52:53):
everybody as brother. But.
The whole thing is is like it hurts no one for you to be
accepting. Be a respectful fucking human
being. I'm not playing into their
mental illness. Well, we got to play into your
goddamn mental illnesses, OK? So fucking Jesus Christ, you
just sat there for 30 fucking minutes telling me everybody's
lizard people. You don't think that's the

(53:13):
mental illness? You don't think we have?
We're probably dealing with something here.
But I'm sitting there nodding, going huh?
Maybe. Huh.
Wow. Jesus fucking Christ, I can't.
People are just so dumb because also every single fucking
opinion people have is brought on by something that somebody
told them the same thing that they're like, yeah, media is
terrible. And then the media will say

(53:34):
something. I'm like, I believe they're a
God damn word I just heard. Oh yeah, you can't fucking think
for yourselves. Like you can't go outside, talk
to people, get off your fucking phone.
This is for adults too, man. You have the same problem that
kids do, get outside and go actually interact with people to
say, hey, all black people aren't like this.
Mexicans aren't like this. Transgender people aren't like
this. Gay people aren't like this.
Lesbians, bro. Look, you get two women

(53:57):
together, they start stabbing each other.
It doesn't matter if they're having sex.
So you said yes or yeah when we were filming the bonus episode
of M ADHD. You're like, it's not so bad
with. Highest divorce rate among all
couples. So highest divorce rate, lesbian
women. Then it's heterosexual couples.

(54:17):
And then the lowest one is gay. Gay.
But it's two guys. Yeah.
Yeah. It's two dudes hanging out.
And then at the end of the day, you get to fuck each other.
Listen, if I was if I was attracted to Dicks, I'd sign on
for that. But hey, guy, you want to
fucking play video games? We're going virtually.
Yeah. Oh, would you like your Dick
sucked indubitably? Like, what is the downside of
being gay? I just unfortunately, and This

(54:39):
is why I'm like, look man, that's how you know it's not a
choice because they're literallybeing like, hey, you wanna hang
out with your all day and nut people would be like whoa, yeah,
it be like, but is your friend doing it?
Have you seen the guy? Well, that ruins it for me.
Have. You seen the guy that rides
around in like his work truck orwhatever in place, whatever that
super gay country is like where it's like, I'm not gay but I

(55:02):
lock it in the ass like fuck momboy.
Yeah, he'll play that like the gas stations and stuff.
Like he'll play it like he'll get somebody in his car, so
that's like like a friend of hisor something.
He'll get him in and then he's like, oh man, it's my favorite.
And it plays that song. And then you can just see the
guy over there, like, can we turn that off?
Like just getting super super like awkward.
What if one day he gets friend in there and like, Oh yeah, he

(55:23):
felt like that, and then you're just more of a Dick because
you're like, now I got to fucking and I'm not and I got to
let you down, down, fuck, fuck me.
Yeah, I think he's pretty safe though, just because like, you
know the odds. I don't.
Know people have strong opinionsthat are of not there like they
did not come up with that peoplehave just these unrelenting

(55:44):
beliefs that were told to them and told they should believe in
it and none of them just like well sitting there thinking
sitting under a fucking apple tree or anything like that.
I was like, you know what? Gay people are evil, right?
This is how I think because of all these.
No, they're just like, hey, thisand then no, no elaboration.
Well, in my thing, and I've saidit 1000 times, and I'll say 1000
more is as soon as you box people into a group instead of

(56:06):
actually talking about the people, you know, Cuz like I
would guarantee you've met gay people and they weren't bad
people. They weren't pedophiles, They
weren't, you know, like hurting anybody.
They're just a fucking person. And that's my My thing is, as
long as you're not. Now you gotta make things.
I think right now the Minneapolis shooting was done by
a trans person. OK, There's fucking doesn't make
here is evil people and every itdoesn't matter what you identify

(56:30):
what you what race you are. They're just bad people.
And if you say hey, we don't like bad people, instead of
saying we don't like black people because they're all
killing or we don't like Mexicans because they're all
fucking cartel members. If you just say hey, I don't
like bad people, your life will be so much better because you're
not surrounded by these people that are going to shoot up a
school. You're not surrounded by people
that you know want to fucking kidnap your kid.
You're surrounded by normal people.
Well, and that's what creates these people though, is, is by

(56:53):
singling people out because like, I imagine whoever shoots
up a school has an agenda because they don't like somebody
else. They don't manifest, but too.
Yeah, but like you, you like, I mean, Hitler did his thing
because he didn't like a specific group or like basically
anybody outside of his specific group.
If someone commits mass atrocities and don't leave a
manifesto, just like they're fucking lazy.
Like how? Why would you go through all of

(57:14):
that to not at least let us knowhow the fuck you?
That's when I'm like, what? Like what the fuck's going on?
Or. It could all be a psyop.
Because they all like do when they do these, a lot of them,
they release like manifestos andshit like that.
You didn't get one for the Las Vegas shooting.
Yeah, that one. Can't talk about that though cuz
the black vans wheel roll up so we're just gonna away from it.
How's it one guy and you got three different gunfires going

(57:36):
off at the same time? I don't know.
It's magic. It's the same magic that killed
JFK. Good thing we stomp that shit
out. The magic is dead now.
All right, we're going to get into the next one.
Oh fuck. A lot of people watch this
podcast. All right.
My horrible irrigation company. Hey Mike and Dylan, My name is
Josh and I work at the most hated company in town.

(57:57):
I work as a industrial mechanic,really just a diesel equipment
mechanic. I am in charge of the repairs
and upkeep of 20 pieces of CAT equipment, 14 John Deere, and
about 30 other various dirt moving equipment and dump
trucks. I'm also the only mechanic.
During the winter we shut down the canals to do maintenance in
which we breakdown stretches of the canal and rebuild them.

(58:17):
We use mostly scrapers like 650 sevens and dozers from D sixes
up to D elevens. The.
Old D Elevens. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I can't agree. I don't know what they are, so
I'll just, yeah, nice. Fucking nice, bro.
My friend said it. He likes them.
I like them nice. Almost all of our operators are

(58:40):
about 19 to 21 except the foreman.
So a lot if a lot of the stuff breaks down.
So a lot of the stuff breaks down.
If not two things daily, well I have time and time again ask for
them to hire at least one other person to just help with the
workload of the day since I can't be at three job sites at
once and repair every little thing that comes my way on top
of doing services and greasing. I wish you would grease my

(59:01):
services buddy. But while they buy more
equipment and hire more operators and seasonal workers,
I'm still the only mechanic for the big stuff.
My boss doesn't know anything that I do, so I have to go into
detail about why I can't do engine mounts on AC15 in one
day. God.
What a dumbass C15. Right.
How do you you you, you know youcan't do the fucking engine
mounts on them? God what a dumbass.

(59:24):
Jesus your your foreman is A4 girl fucking roasted.
He used to do coding for the company and has a degree in
liberal arts. I don't know if that's just a
roast. I've been.
Huh, That's probably a roast. Probably a roast.
OK. I've been offered about four
jobs since I started this one, all from a much better company
who is well funded and have a lot of employees.

(59:45):
But I would lose a lot of the federal benefits and
flexibility. I currently work about 60-70
hours a week. I want to start a family but I
feel stuck where I am and there aren't a lot of companies around
my area and don't want to go jobhopping 60-70.
You have a plenty of time with that part time fucking job right
there. Shouldn't stay for a few more
year or shouldn't stay for a fewmore?
Oh, God Bless America. Shouldn't stay for a few more

(01:00:07):
years. Should I stay?
They said shouldn't stay. Should I stay for a few more
years? Or should I just call it quits
and cut all the fuel lines and throw away the spare keys and
leave? Don't do that.
No, don't do that. Don't do that because then
you're legally responsible and nobody's going to want to hire
the. It was like, where are you on
the news for cutting all those fucking fuel lines and throwing
away the spare keys? Yeah, so I heard the real story

(01:00:29):
of that guy is not fun. Like, it's not like a really
cool story. I don't think anybody
terrorizing the town is a good. Story like I heard like it was
because he did all this government stuff and it once
again look people are going to be like yo I heard this story
from a fucking meme or a goddamnperson telling me but I heard
the real story is not as cool aseverybody makes it out to be and

(01:00:50):
he's actually just like a fucking petty weird old guy
that. That's the whole thing is like I
don't like the city government here for much of anything.
Like I I think that I pay too much taxes for too little
services and all that stuff. However, as soon as you get into
a fucking vehicle and terrorize the town and then like and then
off yourself like you took the pussy way out bro Like so.

(01:01:12):
I mean at least face the consequences of what you did.
Right, so for my advice for thisABA, always be applying.
If you work for a shitty job, always be put in an application
somewhere. That he already has offers from
other people like what? Better.
Better pay, better everything. Right.
How often do you need the benefits Like that's I mean,
benefits are a thing, but brother, if they're somewhere

(01:01:33):
where it's like you're not goingto have to work as much, you're
going to make more money. Well, the crazy.
Thing with like just to comment on the company that he works for
like it it doesn't make sense that you would be you probably
make more money by hiring somebody else to actually help.
Water taste a little funky when I took that sip.
What'd you taste like mess it up?

(01:01:54):
Taste like Mikey did wash out that day.
Yeah, it tastes like Mikey didn't wash out that cup today.
Nice little bit of mouse in thatcup.
Yeah. A little seasoning, little bit
of minerals. But like with a company that in
this is the part that boggles mymind and it's, you know, doesn't
make sense for capitalism's sakeis like you will lose production
and lose the ability to make more money because you don't

(01:02:15):
want to pay somebody who makes you money by keeping your
machines running. Like that does not make sense.
Like if a machine is down, technically you're not producing
the product of like fixing the canal, whatever.
Like just pay somebody to fucking come in and preface.
I want to preface something because we talked a lot of shit
about like capitalism and just like accepting people and not
being a Dick. And a lot of people will be like

(01:02:36):
Mike and Dylan are liberal. We're not liberal.
Woke. All right, we're not Democrats.
Democrats, you know the scene and Back to the Future where he
starts playing that thing on theguitar and the guy grabs the
phone. He's like, listen to this.
That was a politician. And when he heard like a black
guy complain, he was like, I wish somebody cared about me.
He was like, listen to this. And then it's a bitch on the
line. I was like, oh, we could fake
fake pretend care about him and then fucking we can create more
problems that aren't we can we can make an enemy out of people

(01:02:59):
who are just trying to fucking exist.
They're all they're both douche bags.
OK, We don't fucking we don't like it either side.
Capitalism, like I said, you could.
You can be like capitalism, socialism, whatever.
Nothing works on the system thatwe have everything up.
It does it does suck. And I just want you to know,
Republican, Democrat, we love you.
Do we like the people that are just like kinda in the middle

(01:03:19):
more? That was like, hey, we just like
to make jokes and have fun. Yeah, we love them a little bit
more. But look, you can come inside of
the love. Everybody just head towards the
center and just start thinking about your own opinions and own
ideas instead of I think. It's the way that it's been
broken down is like it is a teamsport.
You got to pick one side or the other.
But like there's the guy that breaks down like everything
that's sold in a grocery store and tells you whether it's like,

(01:03:40):
you know, privately owned or whether it's a big mega
corporation. And every single one he does is
like 30% of every fucking company inside of a grocery
store is owned by BlackRock. Like fucking, I can't remember
the other two, but like there's three companies that literally
own every fucking I was gonna say.
Procter and Gamble, I think Procter and Gamble is almost

(01:04:02):
owned by one of the mega and then Procter and Gamble owns all
these fucking different companies.
And look, and that's where we'renot going to get into that
because those are the people that kill you, but.
No, that's, that's where the system is broken and that's
where people like, people act like there's like choices and
there's like options out there. There's no fucking options.
And they have just sold you the idea that there is options.
Like this whole thing about gay people, fucking Mexicans,

(01:04:24):
anything like that. Like the things that we all
argue about, whether you're a woke liberal or you're a fucking
fascist right winger, like all this stuff, it's literally
made-up to make us fight with each other instead of just being
like, Oh yeah, no, we. Because you can really, like,
you can really see the downturn.So we, I remember we were
talking about like the downturn of like media and stuff like

(01:04:45):
that. And then how it just became so
like divisive and you didn't getreal news anymore.
And it literally coincides with like Ted Turner and Rupert
Murdoch's fight over, you know, fucking CNN news and shit like
that. And then, you know, Murdoch won
and fucking pretty much all fucking media, substantial media
outlets. And they've, they've been
allowed to like and now it's just don't have to tell the

(01:05:05):
truth. They do not have to tell the
truth anymore. Man, you remember that one they
showed on Joe Rogan where it's like all the newscasters?
Yes, and there's thousands of them and thousands of them
saying the same fucking thing. I don't I don't wanna die.
So I think we're gonna wrap thispodcast up, bud.
All right, I don't wanna get I don't wanna get Myrtle eyes.
So guys, if you enjoy the podcast, I don't know, thank

(01:05:25):
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