BUILDING PYRES For Child Predators?! | MADHD Ep15 | - Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama

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Bear Nimble Bow down Mike and Dylan hate drama.
But the Bow Wow Welcome back to another episode of Mike and
Dylan Hate hate drama. Today we have some advice that
is actually very serious. Very actually trigger warning it
contains. A trigger warning if you're
here, look. No, I mean, it's so serious.

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How? Long you give me no trigger
warning for you fucking diddle my butt hole.
I thought you said you never didhe.
Said God walk to another fuck would welcome to another episode
of Mike Dillon hate drama. That was a joke.
I got you, God. But yeah, no, like I mean
serious, it is very serious contain stuff about sexual

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assault. So it if if that is something
that is not something you want to listen to, I would just skip
this episode. And if it's not something you
want to hear Mike make jokes about, then I would also not
fucking with you. Hang on my getting Jo Look, Mike
knows when to be serious. He knows when to be funny.
We also have some reviews which.I think they're going to like
reading these ones. If they're bad, I'm going to

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sexually assault you so. Me.
No, the person, the person that wrote them, if they're bad, I
will sexually assault Dylan on camera.
So. Only fans.
Here we come. Somebody's into it.
Oh yeah, a lot of people are into that.
We're hitting a lot of niches, though.
Guy on guy, sexual assault, BDSM.
Do the thing where I rubber bandyour nut sack.

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I saw that once without my consent.
That's the, that's what's so funny too, about anybody who's
ever streamed or yeah, like illegally streamed sports or
something like that. It's a hard life because you'll
just get random ads and they're nine times out of 10 porn ads
because I guess porn knows whereto or that's that they're just

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very limited where they can advertise to.
Yeah, and they know that's wheretheir audience lies, probably
to. Yeah, I'll be watching the UFC
pay-per-view and then it's just like a guy chained up to a wall,
balls all contorted. So would you be a BBM?
What is that? Big beautiful man.
Like a BBWA big I guess. That would be my genre of porn.

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BBG big beautiful guy. There you go.
There we go. All right, so we're going to.
I haven't seen any other reviewsyet.
I know this one is the story because it's very long and we
want to reiterate again, triggerwarning to those who have been
sexually assaulted or will be sexually assaulted in the
future. All right.
Can you pre trigger? If you have an inkling, you
could. I mean, there's some people like
you see, and you're like, maybe they could assault me.

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So All right, So the first one is from Chris.
The title is couldn't figure outhow to comment.
It's apparently a big issue on Spotify.
And Apple Podcasts. Yes, because I'll be like
comment guys and nobody will comment.
We get a pretty good number of comments, but yeah, for the
amount of listeners, I think it's probably .01.

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Percent Smosh and two hot takes and I understand they're way
more watched and loved than us, but that means that we have to
put in extra. You know what I'm I'm going to
create like 1000 accounts there.You go and this off to the
races. I'm just going to every comments
going to be wow such podcast like the fucking 2013 meme.
Just wanted to drop some feedback.

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You guys are killing it. But for the love of all that is
holy, stop overthinking or second guessing your talent for
storytelling. The podcast is incredibly
entertaining. The tangents, the personal
stories, the wandering conversations is what makes it
unique. I want to fuck this guy.
Also, I was glad to hear that Mike finally realized that
maintaining a constant distance from the microphone is really

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important for the listener. So good job Mike.
Honestly though, that was my only real complaint.
I'm a huge fan of what you guys are doing.
Keep up the great work and just know that the world needs more
people willing to speak the uncomfortable truth.
Definitely fucking this guy Chris.
He just did a a beautiful, I wastelling my wife about this
before and she doesn't like to give criticism.

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And I was like, you got to make a compliment sandwich.
And that's exactly what that guydid.
He he led with a compliment, made a little criticism and then
a compliment on the backside so that Mike just totally glossed
over the part that he was like, thanks for.
Not taking, not taking any of the feedback.
Yeah, I'm going to. I'm going to sit here and I'm
going to fuck with this. I'm going to push it back.
And then Dylan's just going to reach over and push it for.
I wonder how many times that's been seen on camera, just me

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pushing the mic down like this. Mic is too close.
Never too close. That's autism.
OK so you guys making fun of that is actually ablest and I
will cancel you and take your jobs and your family will be
able to eat nothing. You're going to take all their
jobs. So you're going to work their
jobs. No, no.
Oh, you're going to. Get them fired like cancel
culture. They would get them fired from
that. They ain't going to work their
jobs. Come on, you.
Cancel culture, people. I thought you were going to take

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their jobs as in like now I've got 14 different jobs that I've
got. The next one says don't fold the
maps. That was the name provided so oh
OK from don't fold the maps. Dear Dylan and Mike don't like
this guy. I did that just to piss Mike
off. Ah, he succeeded.
Look at that, he succeeded. Reddit has been around for quite

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a while and I'd love to get Miketo read and comment on some of
the crazier and more memorable stories.
I love the pods and the vibes you 2 are putting out.
And never let an episode go by without a mention of a
mayonnaise Dick, which Dylan, bythe way, he was like, I don't
think people are going to like, man, they love mayonnaise Dick.
Mayonnaise Dick is a cultural phenomenon akin to Stone Cold
Steve, Austin's rise and WWF during the Monday Night Wars.

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Once again, if you listen back to these episodes, I am the one
that keeps bringing up mayonnaise Dick, you have left
it by the wayside back in the day.
Once this becomes Dylan, continue.
Kill mayonnaise, Dick. We're going to kill it.
Like it is a Dylan thing becauseI'm the one that keeps bringing
it up in every episode. You're the one that's like I
told you it was going to be something and then you forget
about. It and we will kill it with and
I am ready to the next review isfrom David.

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The title says review question mark.
So it's review. Hey Mike and Dylan, I listen to
y'all's podcast on Apple. Oh man, I think this is the
first time someone's actually mentioned they listen on Apple
and don't know how to leave feedback on that.
But I just wanted to say that I'm a truck driver, and I really
enjoy the podcast, especially the longer episodes because I've
got all day that, like, I said that.
And the guy who was, like, said he was working on trains at

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night, and he felt like we were there with him.
Yeah. Man, that should melt some
heart, man. Makes me want to cry a little
bit. And then I realized crying's
gay. So I sucked the tears back up
into my face. And I keep you know, men ain't
supposed to have emotions. You ever watch Cloudy with a
Chance of Meatballs? Yeah, where the fucking black
officer? Just get back in there.
He's like this about to make me cry.
Not today. He sucks it back in.

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That's dope though guys. These were very beautiful
reviews and if you guys want to have us read your advice or your
reviews, as long as they're nice.
If they're really really bad, like.
No, I think those ones would be fun.
I mean roast. Yes, that'd be absolutely okay.
We should have a Roast Me segment where you can either
roast me or Dylan. Go to mikeanddylan.com,
MIKEANDDYLE n.com and just put the title as roast Whoever Roast

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Mike, Roast Dylan. Or roast the podcast.
Yeah, yeah, Roast the podcast. We'll do a roast me section
because Reddit has one of those too.
Yeah. And I, I think it'll be great to
just hear because like there's, there'll be some truths in those
roasts and we can actually learnfrom those just as some hard
truths. Yeah, but then we can roast you
back too. But.

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We don't know what they look like, no, but we'll just Oh my
God. If you want to send in a picture
of your face, we'll roast you. We'll do like a Reddit.
I'm really good at roasting people.
I hurt your feelings though. Yeah, no, I'm thinking they
roast us and then we just playfully roast back like you do
on a normal roast. Like don't wanna bury them.
No, we're asking for their input, so I think it's a very

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good thing for us to. My tooth's broken now I get food
in the tooth and I feel a piece in there.
So I'm just like, fucking there's ADHD trying to get it
out. All right, so we're gonna get
into this advice. Like we said, it's a bit of a
rough 1. Still not giving a trigger
warning. You already did so.
Wow. From listener submission.

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That's a crazy name bro. I wasn't going to put the
listener name in case that was identifiable.
My boyfriend's mom keeps showingup despite him having a
restraining order, but he won't call the cops.
The message? Quick warning for a brief
discussion of sexual assault andabuse.
My 21 Oh my 21 female boyfriend 25 male has a restraining order

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against his mom. We'll call her Joe Costa.
What does that mean in a different language?
I have no idea. Or that must be a name and has
had it ever since he was 18. A little bit of background as to
why he got the restraining order.
Joe Costa let her brother, his uncle, sexually assault my
boyfriend from the time he was 6until the time he was 12, along
with taking pictures of my boyfriend.

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Uncle was never jailed and Joe Costa constantly defended him.
And then, to put it mildly, she's herself treated my
boyfriend. Makes me believe that Sigmund
Freud's Freud, oh, deepest complex might be real.
Sigmund Freud. Yes, Sigmund Freud.
I got that part, but what's the next part?
Oedipus. Can't read without looking on.

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It might be real. So just a quick I'm just going
to quickly insert my thoughts onchild predators.
I believe that I think I've saidstated it before that when?
You bring the last episode or yeah?
Yeah, that we need to that we need to burn child molesters
just in public. Well, you said.
Guillotines. Yeah, guillotines.

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I mean, like I said, or I mean, it could be a old stake, the
little pyres you get. Yeah, like I said, if you build
1 pyre and you put a child molester there and then you burn
him in public in front of thousands of people, I forgot
how many one and whatever are like child molesters.
But there's going to be a coupleof them there.
And guess what? It's going to dissuade them.
They're going to be like, oh, I'm not going to do that.

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But if we continually give people a year and I don't
understand, I hate, I can't stand family members who defend
the family predator. I can't fucking stand.
It at all anybody that defends the predator like.
Look, what if we just organized just a a Mike and Dylan meet and
greet at the uncle's house and then we build a power and we

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burn them in the front yard. I mean, maybe not as far because
that's like that's a lot of jailtime.
Yeah, if. Isn't it wild, though, that the.
Jury would convict. Us well and that's where I think
there's still a semblance of like decency in humanity because
like there is the, you know, crime of passion like had that

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kid had a father and that fatherwent over and.
He just blew his fucking brailedout, yeah.
Then made a wall with his most. Likely he would be let off
without being in trouble for that.
But like that's that's the only time because like if somebody
else gets upset about that situation and goes and does it,
it's not a crime of. Passion, right?
Why? How is it not a crime of passion

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if I'm like real passionate about killing child predators?
Like I'm like very, very passionate about building pyres
and like that, like I got a whole board dedicated to how to
build a fire and then how you properly set the child molester
on there. It shows that I have a lot of
passion for this. OK, so it technically it is a
crime of passion. Well, and I think the whole part
that makes it make sense is, youknow, if there is undeniable

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proof with this one, there's fucking pictures and shit like
that that got done. That's undeniable proof that
there was the predator he was. I just, I just want this lawyer
talk about how sometimes circumstantial evidence is
better than like actual, like the I forgot what the other one
is a circumstantial and then some other evidence.

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But technically circumstantial would be like you didn't watch
them commit the crime, but you watch them walk out of the house
bloody with a knife in hand and they throw their knife in the
trash can and they walk away. Technically that's
circumstantial evidence. So I still think like if you got
3 kids from different places because this was a problem in my

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wife's family about a predator over there, whichever.
But nobody fucking defended him except for like his immediate
family. Everybody wants him to die him.
He had a bunch of kids come forward just from all different
places, didn't have time to get their fucking stories together
and like someone were like 5 or 6, not not real apartment to
throw in just random stories together.

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Imaginative. I think at that point too, yeah,
we can put you on the pyre and it will be a beautifully made
pyre. Very susceptible to igniting
quickly. So I like because it starts at
their feet. So they have you, have you seen
Game of Thrones? There was a guy he led the
wildlings and they burned him onpyre.

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And it's really, he's like a really tough man.
Don't matter how tough you are once you get set on fire.
Yeah. Yeah.
Just manliness goes out the door.
It's a it's a rough way to go. All right.
Jacosta has a habit of showing up around holidays.
A few days after Thanksgiving of2024 was my first encounter with
her. My boyfriend and I were
shopping, and she saw me at a grocery store.

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The crazy thing about that is she lives 9 fucking hours away.
She started screaming at me in the grocery store.
Then boyfriend came over and they started yelling at each
other. Eventually, they were both asked
to leave the store. She appeared again a few days
later at his apartment, another screening action suit, and she
left. Listen, brother, all right?
I want to give you some. I'm going to give you some
advice, all right? It's 2025, all right?

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There has been a whole side fighting for equality, for
everybody to be equal and on even footing.
So that means nobody's going to look down on you if you just
give your mom a subtle but firm uppercut and just like lift her
off of the ground at this point you got to do it if she is this
much of A just a toxic bitch anddefending her brother from

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that's the if I found out my brother not even my kids, just
his kids pyre homemade guillotine.
Yeah, and it'd probably take me like 6 or 7 drops for the
Guillotine to work fully, but yeah, because.
It's just a dull piece of metal that's like, not even sharpened.
Why do we give so fucking? Why do we care so much about
humane? Like, why do we have to be
humane with people who are inhumane?

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That's the craziest shit, man. Like you will go out and you'll
hurt a fucking kid. The epitome of innocence.
Like a child, a child you can look at a child that grew up in
the fucking most terrible circumstances, that 5 or 6 years
old man in the world, still magical to them and that you
would take away that innocence, you would arm that child.
I think at that point, man, we don't have to be humane anymore.

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And I think our humaneness like separates us in a bad way from
the world. If you look at any other thing
that happens in nature, OK, say there's a fucking, you know, an
animal that's just going about his day and then a fucking
grizzly bear attacks it and starts eating it while it's
alive, just sitting on top of it, not even like really in the
mood to eat. He just takes a couple bites

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every now and then. That's fucked up.
That's what I'm saying, man. If, if, if there's a deterrence
that comes with inhumane, a big deterrence.
So if you were to just, you got one video evidence of this guy
doing something just the most inhumane ways.
But like you get a bunch of horses and like they just pull a
war or whatever. I don't care what you do.

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All right, The world is your oyster.
Let your imagination run wild. That happens one time in public
where everybody sees it. Guess what?
We'll see. I think that's the problem with
what we have going on right now though, is because somebody that
sells drugs or somebody that youknow, steals property or
somebody that does something that technically did not

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physically hurt somebody else isdoing more time than some.
Pedophile. Yes.
Than somebody. Who hurt a child?
Like a child, defenseless, completely unable to stop the
situation from happening. They hurt them and they get a
small, tiny amount of the time that somebody gets for stealing

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property or robbing a bank or, you know, selling drugs.
The people that do the drugs, for the most part, are adults.
Like, I mean, there are kids andthat's the problem on that
specific drug dealer. We want to get the, we want to,
we want to find these guys who are selling drugs and we want to
lock, we want to devote a lot ofour time to that.
But when they're selling drugs to other consenting adults who

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want drugs, we're going to dedicate our time to that.
We're going to have a war on. How about have a war on fucking
pedophiles? How about do that?
How about have a war on fucking like sexual trafficking?
They'll be like, yeah, huge deal.
We can't focus on that right now.
We got to focus on drugs because, you know, eventually
we're going to legalize 99% of these and fucking sell them
ourselves so we can. The only thing we're trying to

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figure out is how we can put it in a pill form so that we.
Honestly it just it does feel like politicians feel like they
have a better chance of getting caught for kids shit so they
won't keep the fucking jail timelow just in case they get
fucking caught and then they they won't have to serve life.
She also showed up a few days after Christmas and the day
after New Year's. She tried to show up on

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Valentine's Day but my boyfriendwasn't at his apartment because
he was at my house taking care of me because my dumb ass
decided to schedule my wisdom tooth removal the day before
Valentine's Day. I was absolutely dreading Easter
because I thought she would showup but we were at my aunt's
place for Easter so we didn't have to worry.
What's also good too is I don't know where you live at, but
there's a lot of places that's they have a castle doctrine, so

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she just can't show up. Well, I mean, the biggest thing
with this guy is like, he needs to get over the fact that that's
his mom. It's not your mom.
She was a fucking comp accomplice in this whole
situation like. Right, she have her.
She was not a mother. You have a restraining order to
actually fulfill that, like callthe cops, get them out there,

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get her arrested, and you know, after a couple times of doing
that, she will be put in jail. Like if she were an elbow to the
fore. Have you ever been elbowed in
the forehead? Yeah, like with the pointy part
Hurts. Listen, Dylan's going to be
Dylan gives you the adult advice.
Don't take my advice. My advice is for like building
pyres and stuff like that. And like, I mean, if the guy was

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violent, he would have already taken it out on somebody.
He's not a violent guy. He won't even fucking call the
police. Like he needs to really like.
And I know it feels so bad. For him, like he is just he does
genuinely seem like, you know, just a sweet person he.
Just wants to move on with his life but he can't because he has
a shit family situation and the best way is to get her out of

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your fucking life. At some point she's going to get
tired of going to jail to just show up in her but.
That's why you also, you need a Michael friend, though, because
Michael friend wouldn't put up with that shit.
No, Yeah, we dad would be like, listen, bud, you sit right here,
all right? I'm going to talk to your mom
outside. And then you would hear your mom
screaming and not open the door.I'm like, conversations getting
really heated out here. All right, we're talking
politics. And then I close the door and

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listen, somebody. I'm sorry.
Yeah, maybe the girlfriend can. Just like I know the boyfriend
wouldn't want that, but. I mean spray her with Mace like
do whatever. What does that sound?
You can't always get what you want.
If you try sometimes just by finding out what you need, well,
maybe what you need is somebody to whoop up on your mom a little
bit and then you're going to be like, oh, you're going to have
this like moment of realization that listen, coming from, I've

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had fucked up people in my life too, man.
And I've seen a bunch of them get beat up.
That's the good part about my family too, is I've seen a bunch
of them get beat up. Did it change them though?
No, but it was delightful. Like, it wasn't.
It wasn't like I was like, no, oh God.
I was just like, all right. Boyfriend's birthday was this
past weekend and we were having an intimate date at his

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apartment and you guessed it, she shows up and another
screaming match happens. These arguments always contain
stuff about his uncle and his mom's side of the family, but
when I asked him about it he just shuts down.
What the fuck is this? Like she just bust in and just
like your uncle did nothing wrong.
Like you ever played great ball?You ever seen Madea where they

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play great ball? Look man, just always have you
like a nice warm pan of grits onthe damn stove for when your mom
comes in and then all you got todo is just.
Jumping on her. Fling the grits, because you
can't just wipe off grits, brother.
They're there. Yeah, they're there.
That's the that's the modern dayequivalent of Tarn people.
That's what we could do to the pedophiles, man.
Just dump a whole bunch of gritson them and then it almost seems
festive, especially in the South.

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Yeah, it's like a grit spa. Right.
Yeah, We could call it Grit day,that we get all the child
molesters together and then we dump a whole bunch of grits on
them and we all just sing songs and we eat grits too.
Not the grits that are going on the the pedophiles, but we just
eat grits and it's a grit day. And I think Grit Day is
beautiful, man. It would work.
I would love Grit Day. I did get the kids, man.

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Be like, hey, you guys want to go to Grit Day?
And they're like, fuck yeah, Grit Day.
Well, actually, can we go after they dumped on the pedophiles?
Because I don't like the screaming that much.
I'm like, then I'd ask Amy, yeah, I'd be like, Amy, can you
bring the kids after the. And then she'd be like, yeah,
OK, all right. And then I have one kid come and
be like, I love to hear him scream.
And I was like, all right, come on, bud.
Gob on in the car, everybody's just sitting there.

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Festive sweaters, man. And that's what I'm saying
though. But people look at that and
they'll be like, oh, what a barbaric and crazy world.
Yeah, what they did, she was, won't be.
Getting diddled though, baby, That's that's what I'm saying.
No. Why is it not a a crazy barbaric
world? The fact that it happened in
the. 1st right, Why is it not a why don't people look at this
barbaricy? As you know, there are grown men

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purchasing children. There are fucking we're
discovering islands full of children.
I'm reading a story about how a family is defending a a
pedophile. I also, I just, I don't, I don't
love anybody in my family enoughto defend them.
Not in that case. No, that's.
Just but it's indefensible. That's the that's the hardest
part. And I don't like, I don't think

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it's like a specific type of people like, you know, your
family or whatever. Like there's, there's some sick
people and then there's some people that will defend them.
But for the most part, like I think we're all on the same
page. I'm going to tell you how this
terrible, like the difficult part with my grandpa was, is
growing up, you would hear like someone be like, yeah, he did

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this to me. And then they'd be like, Nope,
take backseat. Like I'm not.
And, and it's so hard to be likewhen you're, especially when
you're young to say, oh, that person's withdrawing that story
because they're, they feel a shame, which you should.
It sucks that you got Malaysia. Never feel ashamed of it.
OK? That is a nasty, horrible person
doing something to somebody who you did nothing to deserve that

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Like, and it's, it's nothing that you should be ashamed of.
And I could see now that you know, that's them withdrawing a
story to feel ashamed because wedid have, I mean, there's people
still now that would defend them.
That is just I so mind bogglingly stupid AI 100%.
I know for a fact just because if you going to ask the kid, if
you going, if they, what would you do if a grown man asked him

(22:42):
to suck a Dick? And then what's crazy too is I
told a person in my family aboutthat, which I mean, I they're in
my family and I love them, but they cannot keep their mouth
shut to save their fucking life.So then they went back and told
my grandpa and then my grandpa was just like, yeah, I heard you
said this to A to this person. And I was like, oh man, that's

(23:04):
crazy. Why do you think that?
He was like, because I did say it to you and he admitted that
when I was an adult. So I was just like, yeah, bro's
nasty. Like if anybody says you know
anything, I'll fucking 100% believe them.
Which is crazy because people will still take their kids
around. Like I'm just like you dumb
mother fucker. Like if you think that, are you

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that stupid? Are you that?
Well, in the fact that like whenI think the most telling part of
that story though was, and you know, we've discussed it in a
previous episode, but was that CPS came and had that
conversation and people were telling you say, say grandpa
didn't do anything. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, no.
Coaching a kid like no, tell thetruth.

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Whatever the truth that is, the only fucking thing you tell the
kid is tell the truth. You're not in trouble for
telling the truth. I think my mom was like your
your brothers are lying because they got in trouble doing
something that might have been when the field got set on fire.
I don't remember. Like I said, I'm youngest.
Because those things can't coexist at the same time.
Like they can't also be sexuallyabused and be shit.

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I can tell you when this first started was when I think the
first time. I know this was going on when
Pokémon started air like first started airing because I
remember after one of the CPS things, I went to the trailer
where we're living in and this fucking thing pops on.

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There's this like thing flying in the Sky's like I want to be
the very bad and that would shape my life.
How to be addicted to that shit to this day.
But I remember that's when it like that, the whole CPS case
was going on. Yeah, but like the fact that
your mom was trying to coach thechildren and I'm not like
picking on your mom, but like this is a normal thing is like.

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Here's the thing too, man. And this is what's sad.
Because like when you yes is terrible and she should have
definitive experience that he isa a bad person.
My mom went like I said, went through shit that would make a
fucking person kill themselves. So it's so hard because you
don't want to be like, well, there's no excuse.

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It's just like, man, that Lady was like fucking just surviving
mentally, like trying the best she could so.
Yeah. Especially going out of that and
to just like this terrible or like, and it's just it's really
rough. I do feel, I feel for, I can't
say pretty dumb. Well, yeah, I'm not very smart
on a lot of things. It should always be supporting

(25:32):
the child to tell the truth, andthat's my thing.
And that's like you. It's just when someone grows up
with it and they kind of view itas like a norm.
Yeah, that's how you create moreyou.
Gotta think the people who grew up with him because there's a
lot of shit man that. Well he wasn't the first either.
Like he probably was abused and that's why he is the way that he

(25:52):
was like there. Like yeah, yeah it.
Creates that cycle of abuse and like breaking that at any point
in time is the ability to move forward and like breaking that
cycle. So because abusers typically
were abused, so you have to break that cycle.
And I'm sorry, but like with anybody's discussion with a kid

(26:14):
is tell the truth, whatever the truth is, you're not in trouble
for telling the truth. Like lying is the bad part.
So don't cover up, don't like, and you might be embarrassed,
but tell the truth because this is the moment that could change
everybody else's life. What was that one sitcom that
was like, hey, we're going to take pictures of with your shirt

(26:34):
off, but don't tell your don't tell your dad you was here.
Remember? He had like fucking ice cream.
This was back in like the 80s, nineties.
I don't remember them. I don't remember either.
Trying to remember. Somebody in the comments let us
know what what Mike's talking. But it's like an actual sitcom
that covered that too. And then when they found the
kid, they were all just like kind of hat like not beating the
fuck out. I think we do have just like the

(26:55):
the wrong mindset about it because right now, man, there's
a lot of people getting busted by Invictus, which I don't know.
I don't know when Invictus was formed or who they are.
The motherfuckers busting peopleeveryday like they're on their
shit right now. So if the, if the fucking
judicial system would just pass harsher laws for this, we'd

(27:16):
fucking get somewhere because obviously catching these guys,
no problem. It's just that when they catch
them and because you can't be like, oh, you know, cops ain't
cops are catching them. They're fucking arresting these
guys. If somebody goes up to a cop and
it's like, hey, I have this whole folder of this evidence
that this guy, they'll be like, fuck yeah, they'll take the
folder and then they'll arrest the guy.
It's like they are, they're doing their part.
People are doing their part to catch the people.

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It's just that once we get them into the system, the system's
like, wow, we're going to give you the five days of probation.
Yeah. And it's because, like, you
know, fucking there's politicians that fucking control
this shit. That's like, well, if I get
caught, I don't want to spend life in prison.
Well, and I, I think even less of what they might be in trouble
for, I think it's that in their feather, in their cap, you know,

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drugs have been the problem. Fucking robbery is the problem.
And so like more people sign on to that.
And that's that's once again the.
Goofy shit, The goofy shit aboutthe war on drugs start cutting
you off. But the goofy shit on the war on
drugs is, is if you arrest a guyfor having drugs on them, yeah,
charge them with a felony. And they say, all right, well,

(28:21):
now when you get out of fucking prison, it's going to be
impossible for you to find a job.
Like, you're going to have to fucking go somewhere where
you're doing manual labor, breaking your motherfucking back
every goddamn day. Guess what they're more likely
to go back to, But if someone and you were like, oh, we're not
going to charge you man, but we're going to like, we're going
to fucking you got to spend, youknow, we catch you with heroin.

(28:43):
We're going to send you to this place.
You got to spend 2 weeks at thatplay.
Not someone selling like mass distributing fat and on shit
like that. Yes, that guy needs to go to
prison. But someone who is doing it like
they have it on them. If you took that person and then
you send them to like a two weekrehabilitation place, maybe when
they come the fuck out, they'll be like, hey, you know, I've
been, you know, two weeks without and I'm not going to,
I'm I'm somewhere in life now. Well, and the, the part that

(29:05):
backs up all that and like this is one of the issues that we
have in Lexington right now is we have so many homeless people
and it's one thing to help them,but it's another thing to enable
them if they don't have a reason.
Like, so that person comes out of rehab, like if they lost
their job, if they're, you know,homeless now, it makes it so
easier to relapse because they don't have a support system,

(29:28):
right? But like, it should always be
the goal to get them off of the support.
Like they shouldn't live as a homeless person in a homeless
shelter for years of their life.Dylan's actually the.
Rough one on the homeless peopletoo.
Well, and it's not that I'm rough, it's it's that you don't
help people become better by enabling.
Yeah, just by coddling. Yes, if they have all their

(29:49):
needs met and no desire to move on to the next.
Step, we got you, we got you a place where you can go get you
fixed up here and then you can come back down here, we'll get
you some food and shit like that.
Yeah. I mean fucking.
Why work? Why?
Yeah, why do anything if that's,if that's the, I remember how I
used to be so soft on them too. And I just be like, man, I was
homeless and it's it's rough outthere.

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And then you got the guys on thetrank that are like, and I'm
just like, look, just fucking just throw them in a dumpster.
Like it was at this point just throwing a dumpster like just
fuck I don't know what to do. Well, and it's helped them get
clean, but like they have to be inspired to get clean.
They have to hit bottom. Like if they're never hitting
bottom, they're never going to the desire to do better.
Like, and we have such a weird system of how things have went.

(30:33):
Like, I'm not, I'm not anti helping the homeless.
I'm just pro helping them actually get back on their feet
and, you know, try to kick drugs, try to get them a job,
try to get them housing. Like, but it shouldn't just be
this perpetual machine of I don't have to work and I have a
place to stay, food to eat, healthcare, and I get to do as

(30:54):
much drugs as I want. So essentially, essentially what
you're saying is, is that we should help them, but we
shouldn't coddle them. We should, you know, not
forever. We should let it be known that,
hey, you need to like you do need to get your act together.
You can't just be staying here. So I think I think what Dylan is
saying is that he would like just like some some cops to walk
up to like the the homeless person that's been there the

(31:14):
longest and just execute him in front of all the other homeless
people to let them know that they don't want to stay there
and again, keep being homeless. How did you decide on my?
Exact my exact tactics there. Well, no, and I think it's.
I'm good at reading between the lines, brother.
It's a problem with our society because I mean, it's the same
thing with like any of the government assistance.
Like you lose the government assistance before you ever get

(31:37):
back to where you were at. So like, basically, if you're on
government assistance, you get so much help, but then the
second that you try to do betterwith your life, like you get a
raise at work or you get more hours or something, all that
assistance goes away. So now you're poorer than you
were. And so like your kids might not
get the food assistance or you might not have the housing

(31:58):
assistance. So now rent goes up and like all
those things fall off long before you end up equal and out.
So there's no way to like convince people to do better
because they actually get penalized when they do better.
And so we, our system is set up in a such a broken way that
we're not helping people get offthe assistance.
We were just like. Right.
If it was like a like a buildingsystem, listen, This is why me

(32:19):
and Dylan should. If we were, if we were in the
government, bro, we'd be fuckingkilling it.
Because this is essentially whatDylan's saying, though.
It's like government assistance is always a thing that you need,
OK? I don't give give a fuck how
many people you think are takingadvantage of the system.
If a fucking child that would not get food otherwise gets
food, then the system fucking work.
It worked. All right.

(32:40):
So what Dylan is saying is thereshould be like a base.
That's the minimum you get for, you know what I'm saying?
And then, hey, if you do this, you go, you start working 20
hours a week. We're going to raise that shit.
We're going, we're going to giveyou a little bit more.
And essentially what you should do is you should have it like a
ladder, like, hey, you could do this, you could fucking do this,
you could do this, you could do this.

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And then once you're at this spot, you know, we'll have you
work with like a, you know, a case worker or something like
that to see if we can get you off all this shit.
But but to be like, hey, you know, go get a job and then do
this and this like if you have like a work based reward system
that gets you off of that, that pretty much helps people get off
of this. We'd have way more people
getting off the system, being more financially stable.

(33:23):
And then it would be harder for people to just be like, all
right, well, I'm staying on. I'm a I'm a perfectly capable
individual that's just going to stay on government assistance
for the rest of my life because it's the easy thing.
And I just want to party and I want to leave my kids with my
mom and I don't want to be a fucking functioning member of
society If we said, Hey, fuck that person.
But these people that are on government assistance that do

(33:44):
want to do better instead of saying, hey, when you get, when
you start working, you know, 20-30 hours a week because
you're trying to better yourself, instead of saying,
hey, we're going to cut that out, be like, no, no, we, we
want you to do that. We want you to fucking build up
until you're able to not be on government assistance anymore.
That would be the fucking smart way to do it.
But once again. Well, I, I think the, the way
that I break it down is, you know, basically if you were to

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be a single mother with, you know, a set number of kids, like
say with the insurance, the foodassistance, the housing
assistance, all the different ways that you can be helped like
you, you're not employed at thatpoint.
I think that equals out to be inlike almost making like 60 grand
a year and then as soon as you hit like 19 grand a year all

(34:29):
that stuff goes. Away.
All that stuff goes away. And so instead of like basically
screwing your whole family over by making $19,000 a year, you'll
just stay below that so that youdon't end up losing all of it.
And it's not it's not that you're taking advantage of the
system. The system is set up in a way
that once you start trying to dobetter for yourself, all of it

(34:50):
goes away. And then now you are more broke
than you were $100 before because all that assistance just
dries up and disappears. And I mean, it's still on a
tiered system, but it's not on atiered system where you it.
Helps you start progressing likeor you're still okay if you try
to start. Like they don't take away like
$0.50 for every dollar you make.They they, it's, there's like

(35:12):
cut offs where it's just like, OK, you don't qualify anymore.
And so all of it goes away. And then you're in a position
where you're actually behind the8 ball worse than you were on
the government assistance. And but like the same thing.
This is all together with you know, we need to help people,
but we need to help people help themselves out of the scenario

(35:34):
that. They're, that's what I'm saying,
like there should be like, you know, there should be government
assistance, but it shouldn't be fucking it should not reward you
for having more kids while not having a job.
It should not reward you for being a fucking moron.
Well, and that's one thing, man.I, I look at people that's,
that's, that's, I don't fucking like if someone's like poor
homeless, I don't really judge if, if you are poor and you got

(35:57):
like 6. I fucking judge you, man.
Like judge you entirely. Well, yeah, but, but still like
they'll, they'll continually have kids while not.
And I know there's people in my family like this that'll just
keep spitting them out and struggling and I'm just like,
fucking stop. Like that single mom who, you
know, wants to work and shit like that.
She shouldn't have her benefits cut off, you know, until she's
making, you know, $60,000. There should be like a system

(36:21):
that's like, hey, you know, fucking that at least if into
like it doesn't have to reward. But like I said, essentially
stay the same until she gets to that level.
So, and we don't have people that could just sit there for
fucking ever and just take advantage of it and be like, hey
man, if I have more kids, I get more, you know?
Well, and, and the the benefits decrease as your, your ability
to take care of yourself increases till there's like a

(36:43):
trade off point of like where you basically step off the
assistance and you haven't lost anything.
Have you ever tried to? Have you ever had someone try to
single mommy before? Single mommy, I don't.
Know, like you're selling something or you have some kind
of service. And they're like, oh, man, my
kid would love that. And I'm a single mom.
So me and Amy, back when Hatchimals, I don't know if you

(37:04):
know what Hatchimals are, but when they had first came out,
you could not find them motherfuckers.
And we had, I think two of them because we're going to sell them
for a lot more money. Fuck yeah.
Look, shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up.
But this lady was like, man, my kid would really like that.
And you know, I'm a single mom and boohoo, bitch like that.

(37:26):
A lot of choose who comes in youbetter.
Like I'm sorry, like I am flipping this egg for a lot of
money because you guys fucking. It's like Dwight Shrew when he
bought all the Barbie dolls because he's like parents wait
till the last minute for Christmas, which I understand
people are paycheck paycheck, but still, it was a hatchet.
But I mean, it's like, I, I get that a lot in the business

(37:46):
world, which is funny because I like business people are always
like, you know, pay like I charge what I'm worth because
I'm worth all this. And then they are the type of
people that are like, can you dothat cheaper?
And it's like, wait, motherfucker, you were just
saying like how you demand this much for your service, but my
service, you're going to be like, Oh, can you do that
cheaper? Oh, we don't do discounts on our

(38:07):
stuff. Oh, but you want me to do a
discount on my stuff? Like, but they're the same
people of like that that single mom probably goes out and gets
her nails done. She spends money on going taking
her kid to Chick-fil-A. If you really want the fucking
Hatchimal, pay the fucking Hatchimal price.
Like you didn't buy it soon enough so now you have to pay
the. Market if I was selling a block

(38:29):
of cheese and she was like, I'm a single mom and then that's
different, but this is a hatch. This is a want, not a need and
I'm sorry. That happened to walk into a
Walmart at 3:00 in the morning right when they.
Bro, we used to hit Walmarts allthe time trying to find these
because we just wanted one for Christmas.
Then we happened to stumble in there one day and right when
Yeah, right when they fucking restocked them.

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I used to do all sorts of cool shit like that man.
She used to. How long ago was that?
I think so. I'm going to tell y'all
something the the most illegal thing my wife did.
She is a by the book type of lady too.
OK. So I'm trying to, I'm, I'm
pretty sure as long as I don't give away a lot of information,
the statute of limitations is upon this, but it was, it was, it

(39:15):
was a crazy thing. So there used to be this thing,
especially down here in North Carolina.
And anybody who's had a wife whodid couponing might know the
thing that I'm about to talk about.
But with a particular brand of store, all P&G coupons would
give you the discount for any item, any P&G item.

(39:37):
So say you got, I don't know, 100 fucking 25% off or $11.00
off of a Crest spin toothbrush that are like, you know, $40,
you get $11.00 off coupon. Well, you can use that $11.00
off coupon on a $7.00 thing it had and then you've made $4.00.

(39:59):
Yeah. So this was in and they knew
like the, the company knew aboutit for a while, but they didn't
do anything about it. And I mean.
What sucked, though, is Amy was told by somebody else how to do
it. And that person could not just
like keep a good secret. So they kept telling people and
eventually it became like a big thing where they had to like,
stop doing it. Which I, I think the company

(40:21):
that was allowing it didn't really give a fuck because they
would get reimbursed. Yeah, they would get reimbursed
for all that shit. So they're like, fuck, yeah, we
can get rid of shit that we wouldn't normally get rid of
just by taking these coupons. But yeah, any any of the PNG
coupons you could use for any PNG item.
So there there. There was no stealing though
like the company was letting it happen so.
Well, I mean, I don't I don't like I said, I don't know, I
don't know. I'm not going to name the

(40:42):
company name, where it was at, what happened, the kind of
stuff. But I do have a picture of of
that I'll show you later. We used to have just like a wall
of just like crazy ass product. We just got places and like sell
it for deals like because, you know, we got it for free.
So if you wanted game pods half off, which I mean, game pods
suck, but if you wanted them forhalf off, we had it, bro.

(41:05):
We were slinging like yeah, we were out there in the streets.
Like what we should have done now looking back at is we should
have sold them by like eighths and eighths of tide powder.
So you want? You want something?
Yeah, it's. Only a quarter.
It's only a quarter. 2 loads right here. 2 loads.
That might be actually a good way to do that.
Go by laundromats and shit because you know they got to pay

(41:26):
like fucking $8 for a packet of fucking detergent.
Just go by there and just start.You want your clothes smelling
nice? You got the the trench coat with
like all of them laid out inside.
Right, just like you want fresh scent, take your selection, take
your and take your time too, because it's like I pull up my
shirt. I was like, this is giving me a
horrible rash right here becauseall this fucking product

(41:48):
touching my skin. So yeah, take your time because
honestly, I like to breathe a little bit because it hurts like
fucking hell. Oh, we got one more paragraph in
this. By the way, I love my boyfriend.
He is the best man I've ever been with.
Our relationship is great, our sex life is even better.
I'm not breaking up with him, but I do not know how much more
I can handle before I blow up, which I do not want to do.

(42:09):
I've tried to tell him to call the cops, but he says it would
be too much of A hassle since Jacosta's side of the family is
quite disturbing. I think he's scared.
Any advice on how to get him to see that?
Maybe the hassle would be worth it if it would get his mom to
leave us alone. Now it's it is unfortunate that
happened to you when you were a kid, but you are an adult now.
So this does need to be handled like an adult.

(42:30):
Because anybody like if you you don't want no person wants
trouble at the doorstep all the time, especially when there are
ways to handle that trouble but the other person is refusing to
do it. So I can get why the girlfriend
is upset. Also she is capable of whooping
an ass too. Like what are we talking about
here? And like it was that much of a
problem. Like if he's just like, I don't
give a fuck, let the bitch talk or shit and go the fuck on

(42:51):
somewhere I don't give a fuck. Maybe that's his just view of
he's just dead at the bitch. So he doesn't give a fuck when
she comes around, she's like fucking leave.
That could be it. And then that would be up to,
you know, you laying out a good old fashioned ass whooping.
If he's just refusing to do stuff and it's like actually
like fucking with his head and shit like that is like, bro,
there's only so much that you are not his mom.
You are not there to to make allof his problems go away.

(43:15):
That's not what that's not what this is.
And if he's refusing to do it, then yeah, there needs to be
like, talks about, hey, man, yougot to like, step up a little
bit. It it is unfortunate.
Like I said, terrible childhoodsare what do you call it when it
happens a lot? Dime a dozen, is that it?
Dime a dozen. There you go.
I thought dime a maybe it's likeone in a million.
That means very sporadic, but OK.
Yeah. Bad childhoods, a dime a dozen.

(43:37):
You don't get to get to adulthood and be like, well,
it's because I had a terrible childhood that I won't do the
fuck that shit. That's the only thing I don't
fuck with. Like you, once you hit
adulthood, man, you got to get through that trauma and you got
to start making a headway. I mean as long as you don't have
kids I don't give a fuck what hedoes.
Yeah, I I think honestly the hard part for like telling her
to whoop the mom's ass is you don't know what kind of dynamic

(44:00):
he has. Like where he then protects the
predator. Like so he might protect his mom
over the girlfriend. So that might be and that's an
easy, that's an easy tale that she should leave.
Like, yeah, it's a. Lost cause?
Well, I think The thing is, is to try and help him, which you
know, she's doing by having us discuss this, which.
But she's also, she's also conversating with them too, so.

(44:22):
But I think the key for you is to get through to him that he
like, that's old him. That's not him anymore.
He was a kid. He was abused like that.
That was his story prior to walking away from his mom.
Now he's writing a new story andshe keeps trying to get in there
and you know, fuck with you basically.

(44:45):
So cutting off your mom who isn't a mom, she's a predator
and so is your uncle. Like cutting her out and legit
like calling the police when sheshows up.
If it causes violence, do the violence part.
But like ultimately you need to completely break ties with her
'cause especially if you and your girlfriend are planning on

(45:06):
ever having kids or anything like that, you do not want this
toxic thing to keep pushing intoyour life.
Like your mom needs to go be gone completely.
She's not fixed. She hasn't like said sorry for
what she's done. She is not a valuable person to
keep in your life. So you need to like cut that
toxicity out and just push it away and then move forward with
your life. You, it seems like you and your

(45:27):
girlfriend have a pretty good scenario.
So like right now you're chancing losing the girlfriend
over your mom keep appearing andkeep appearing and keep
appearing and she doesn't add any value.
Like it'd be one thing if your mom was a normal mom, but the
amount of abuse and shit that you went through.
Once a mom defends a predator that she's no longer a normal

(45:48):
mom. And so kick her out of your life
and move forward with your life.Like Mike said, you're an adult
now. Like, yeah, you just can't as a
kid. You can't just sit there and be
like, well, you know, all this stuff happened and that did
happen. Now you're an adult and
especially owing it to the people who are around you now
that love you now, who want to see the best for you now.
They don't deserve you sitting there just in an action like not

(46:10):
doing anything because maybe you're so traumatized by this
or, or what. But once again, the cops are
very good at especially if your mom's are right when she's
there. I mean, I think I do think
seeing her get slammed and or tased or both or I said and or
but I think that would be very therapeutic for you to see that
happen. I think that would be a good

(46:32):
thing. You have to I don't know it.
It is like a like I said, I knowmy grandpa was and I still
there's still a part of me that has love for him.
It's a weird thing. It's a weird concept.
If somebody built a pyre, say hesay he had touched someone
outside of the family and that persons relative was like, I
need to build a pyre to burn your ground.

(46:52):
I'd be like, yeah, bro, do you need help building the fire?
Like I love you, but like at thesame time like you can't, you
can't fucking do that. But the good thing about him is,
is like, I guess I don't know, he wasn't the type that went
around like children. Like he never went to people's
houses. He was always just like at flea
markets. And opportunists like.

(47:12):
No, no, no, no, he's just like, yeah, flea markets and shit like
that. So if nobody was around his own,
we just had no fucking had no targets or anything like that.
So that was like he didn't like go fucking looking for.
And like I said, his his childhood was really, really
rough too, which is obviously what creates the they start this
whole chain of pedophile lines and.
Well, that's. How you break it, Yeah, it can

(47:33):
end with you. That's a beautiful thing about
it too, man. Like is there is beauty that
comes from that trauma that thatfucking that hardship is that
with you? It it all dies.
Like those people die with you, the memories, everything just
fucking dies. And I think that's that's a
really cool. That's how I look at my life.
Like anybody who's done anythingterrible to me, like I've spent
my life trying to make people laugh just to make them giggle

(47:53):
and, you know, to improve their day.
That's it, man. That's, that's as far like
nobody knows about, you know, the crazy shit.
Like I've not, I've not, you know, spent my adult life
putting that onto my children. So the trauma just continues and
continues and continues. The trauma's done now.
Like it's done everything evil that someone has ever said or

(48:14):
done to me. It's just it's it's ends with
me, so. Well, there's going to be milder
trauma that your kids face, but it's not going to be anywhere
close to. That I'm telling the fuck up.
Like, like I said, I'm I'm they put ketchup on my Mcdouble and I
asked for it plain. I'm like, you need to toughen
the fuck up. You're like, please, Dad.
And I'm like, all right, I'll go, I'll go.
We asked for it plain. Listen, that's all I'm saying is

(48:37):
like, I'm not siding with because Amy will be like,
really? You're going back?
I'm like, yeah, but we asked forit plain.
But imagine, man, you got to eatdinner and you asked for it like
you're like, hey, yeah. I mean, I'm I fucking eat what
we're all eating. I'm not being a problem about
it. But they put something that I
find just got that's one thing. Like there's a difference
between she like my daughter will eat a lot of stuff.

(48:59):
She doesn't fuck with ketchup. Like that's so she's not a picky
eater. Really.
None of my kids are picky eaters, especially Theo Put
anything down, he's the best. Don't matter if they put ketchup
on it, they could have put fucking the now they could have
put caviar on it. He's going to fucking slot that
shit down. Bro loves to eat everything but
if she's not picky, that's the thing.

(49:21):
She's not a picky kid. None of my kids are really
picky. If they make her shit in a way
that is like physically disgusting to eat, I understand
that I'm not going to be one of those parents Was like no you'll
fucking. It's not like we just made a
whole meal and she's like, I refuse to eat this.
See, I, I agree with you, but also in the same right, I
disagree with you because I think that is one of the weakest

(49:44):
things that people have these days is like, oh, I don't really
like that. And so like, something that
doesn't make you vomit, doesn't make you, like, actually turn
your stomach, like you could wipe off the ketchup, like you
could find another way. Everybody in the house is going
to enjoy their fan or or enjoy their meal.
Fuck you for asking for something.
Just one thing not being on. There, but the fact that you
like for me personally. I love how we got through all

(50:07):
this political stuff. No arguments.
There's no arguments. We are now on to Mcdoubles and
we are arguing. All right, let's.
Continue the whole thing is is like I and I find it with like
my whole family, like I will literally eat anything.
You make me something, I will eat it because it is food like
and I feel like people are so weak that they're like it has to

(50:28):
be exactly how I like it. Otherwise I'm not eating it.
And like, I know for a fact thatlike, I'm not talking about your
daughter, I'm talking about my daughter, my wife, past
girlfriends, like where it's like, Oh my God, I can't eat
this because it's not the way that I ordered it.
And it's like just eat the fucking thing.
Like if you, if you make something and put sardines on

(50:48):
it, I'll either pick them off orI'll eat it.
But like, I'm not going to be like, Oh no, I can't eat this
because it's not the way. Like I don't really like
sardines. So like I'm not going to eat it.
Like you could make it other than like dog shit on it.
Like it's food. Just eat the fucking thing.
Like if it's better by taking the bun off and you eat the the
burger without it, but like to act like it has to be

(51:11):
specifically mustard. We got to write a.
Poll on this one because I my thing is is like there are
things in life that are bro I listen, I love food.
Obviously people could tell this.
There are things in life like you get to enjoy.
If we're going out somewhere or I order something from
somewhere, you're like, Hey, I understand they make it like

(51:33):
this, but I don't want this on it because I'm not a fan of
that. And then they put said shit on
it that I mean that a is their fault.
But to look at my kid and be like, well, you know, everybody
else is going to enjoy their meal, but you fucking power do
that shit. You don't like that.
Just I don't, I don't, I don't like it.
I don't like it. It's, it's, it's different than
like cooking dinner at home and being like, I don't like that it

(51:54):
was a fucking star. Just fucking.
The fact that you're already home with the meal and it has an
offensive thing on it, like I think like swap it out with some
pieces of bread and wipe the ketchup off.
Like it's not, it's not a huge deal like the next time.
Right there at my house though. The next time, literally, they
could make it right. No, I'm.
Smart. I'm smart.
I just check everything. I'm the douchebag that starts

(52:16):
like fucking checking shit rightthere.
And I used to be a man. I'll be like, yeah, everybody
needs to be, you know, everybodyneeds to be able to afford, you
know, to be able to live in thiscountry with 40 hours worth of
work. And then someone will fuck up my
food from like Taco Bell or something like that.
I believe you think you deserve $15.
You deserve to fucking, you knowthat.

(52:36):
That's a kid job. You got a motherfucker.
Get a motherfucking man job. The craziest thing though, is
when I do be seeing grown ass dudes inside of a like a fast
food restaurant. Really good.
I'm like come on please and be like don't you make videos bro?
And I'm like God damn, stop it. It's like.
Oh, you fish for it. No, I'll be looking at them
though. I'll be like, come on, brother.

(52:57):
I like this though. There's a single mom job, little
college kid job. You know what I'm saying?
That's that's how I do view it. I do think they deserve quite
more than $7.50, especially fromfucking corporations that rake
in billions with AB. Yeah, that's, that's what
they're profiting, bro. Well.
You can't really have a a teenage kid at 2:00 in the
morning working cookout and thenhave to go to school in the

(53:17):
morning like the next day. So I think they do that now
though, do they? I don't give a fuck what cookout
does. They have little fucking
children in there cooking. I'm still going to get one of
the milkshakes. Shout out cookout.
If y'all ever want to sponsor this kind of podcast, I'll eat
it on the podcast every day. I love cookout.
Oh. Yeah, I eat it more often than I
should. It's.
It's a delicacy down here. Still nothing, nothing on
Bojangles, but let us know guys,would you somebody fucked up

(53:40):
your kids food, you going you going to take it back for them?
Because like I said, my view is,is that it's kind of fucked that
everybody else gets and you ask for it a specific way.
I think kids are just so fuckingweak though.
Like honestly, if you, if they put tomatoes, I used to hate
tomatoes, hated them. And it wasn't that I just didn't
like them. Yeah, legitimately would make me
throw up. During a kids, during a
childhood, that's where you get to have those moments of

(54:01):
weakness. Yes.
And you want to know what I would do if I got a fucking
burger with a tomato on it? Take the tomato off and.
That's different. Ketchup.
Stop it in the bread. Yeah, let me go get you some
fucking tomato from the kitchen.Just throw it on there.
Yes, tomato juice gets in the fucking burger.
Just the. Same thing.
I think being a child is where you get to have those moments of
weakness. From time to time it would be
one thing, but if it's constantly that you.

(54:23):
Are like, if you're an adult, you have to like, but if I'm an
adult, if I go somewhere and I'll order something and it's
fucked up, I'm going back up there like I am driving back up
there to get my right shit. Like this is how I fucking
ordered it. But I just, I went to Taco Bell.
I got the two classic stackers and I was like, add sour cream.
They didn't have sour cream on them.
I don't have sour cream in my fridge.

(54:45):
I'm going back and getting sour cream on.
I just paid, I don't know, like 31 cents, $0.71.
Something like that for before you left let you check all.
Your stuff. You can't open a fucking Taco to
check it bro. That's impossible.
You'll lose all the Taco right? They just, it'll just dump on
you. Like fuck, is there sour cream?
Is there sour cream on my nut sack right now?
Doesn't taste like sour cream. Bro, have you?

(55:07):
This is me eating Taco Bell. I try to do a burrito as much as
I can. But yeah, man, you got to.
You got to stand up for yourself.
I just don't go back to restaurants that fuck up all the
time. That's my way of dealing with
it. If they fuck up enough, I just
don't go. Back so there used to be a
Bojangles on South Main, not theone on.

(55:29):
The fuck is that called 64? 64 there used to be one on South
Main and you could literally make a bet with somebody that
bro, if you order more than two items they will fuck something
up. Yeah like you could literally
that knowingly do that and not only that they took forever and
I was like man, this Bojangles is so shit.
And then I found out that there was another Bojangles up there.

(55:51):
This is when I first moved down here that Bojangles been long
closed. But then I'd go up to that
Bojangles and it was just like man, we got everything you want
hot ready to go with a smile andto let that then I'm just like
man, y'all deserve all the moneyin the world.
I wish I could make you all muchthat everybody in there just
slow, like everybody's got like military haircuts and everything
like that and they're just like,they look like a machine in

(56:14):
there though. That Bojangles bro, I don't know
what the fuck Bojangles is doing, but they need to go up
there and get whoever fucking manages that Bojangles race
because they do wonderful up there.
Yeah, I've only been twice because Bojangles got so
expensive. It's.
So fucking expensive. Yeah, that that second part too.
You need to drop your fucking prices.
That's that's what I hate, though.
They're like if if they pay the the workers more, they'll just

(56:35):
increase the cost of the brother.
They do that anyways. Yeah, they raise the cost before
they ever pay the people. Right.
And they're bringing in billions.
They can afford to pay their employees a little bit more, a
decent chunk more, without having to raise that, without
having to raise the cost. And they've taken a a filet from
that to like that like the chicken has gotten smaller.
But that's also too that's the beautiful part about restaurants

(56:57):
that aren't quite change yet. They're just like they got
couple of them and that like Biscuit King.
If you go get like I got a tenderloin biscuit from Biscuit
King. The tenderloin is this big, the
biscuits this big. So I'm just like, going around
eating the fucking tenderloin. You ain't never had a tenderloin
biscuit until you had a Country BBQ tenderloin biscuit from
Thomasville Country Barbecues inGreensboro.

(57:20):
No, there's one man. I should take you there 1
morning because. They throw their tenderloin
through like a cuber so that it's like.
Yeah. Minced up so you can like
literally take a bite with. It and one thing that melts.
The one thing that I don't like about most tenderloin biscuits
around here is it's just a pork chop.
Pork chop, yeah, and that's theirs is not like that either.

(57:40):
Theirs is also cubed at Biscuit King.
No biscuit. King's not.
I'm pretty sure it is. It's a pork tenderloin.
I don't know, it's just a pork chop.
Yeah, nobody, nobody makes country style breakfast like in
biscuits and shit like that. Like there, there's, I don't
even know the name of it. And that's how you know it's
just a fucking place that's there.

(58:01):
There's this one in High Point too, and it's in front of the
Speedway that's near my grandma's house.
And it's just like, bro, there'sno sign that says their fucking
name. I guarantee it's like a little
piece of paper that just sits inthe doorway.
If you go up there and get a hamburger, you'll be like, what
the fuck? Like, you guys know there's a
delicious. They're like, yeah, people love
them. And I'm like stole fucking sign
out here. Like let somebody know that
you're here and not just like a random building, No.

(58:24):
The people that know. My brother, my brother got
really heavy into gambling and sometimes he would win, which it
was quite I guess luck based because it was one of those Cafe
casinos that ruined my grandma skills.
Yeah. I don't know what it was, but he
would win like a large chunk a lot.
And then he just come, he come home with a bag full of
hamburgers. Maybe he'll sucking Dick for
him, but I don't know. But he come home with a bag full
of hamburgers from that place. I'm like what?

(58:45):
Where are you getting these from?
He'll be like this. That place in front of I was
like, yeah, what's the name of it?
That place. Yeah, it's that place.
And I'm like, how the fuck do you not know?
I drive out there. Nothing.
There's not a sign or nothing. I was like, are you talking
about the building all the way in the back of that parking lot?
There's there's no cars there either.
And they're like, yeah. And you just walk up there,
there's old people in there and you're like, where the do y'all
just fucking appear here? Maybe it's just like a Twilight

(59:07):
Zone thing where it's like we'vealways been here.
No indoor seating though. No, there is indoor seating and
there there's always people in there too.
No cars out front. I'm just like how how I get
people working here. There's no cars.
Maybe you dropped off. How the fuck is there patrons
here? Because everybody has old people
And it's like the I'm not sayingthere's like good parts of High
Point, but it's not a it's not abad part of high Point, But

(59:30):
still, I wouldn't see an old person walking there shout out
high Point. By the way, at one point we had
so many fentanyl overdoses. We ranked higher than Las Vegas
for fentanyl overdoses. And if that's not a beautiful,
just showing of what a small town can do, I don't know what

(59:52):
it is. All right, I guess this is a
good place to end it because we are, we are in the weeds right
now. I don't know.
I'm having fun with this conversation, though.
God, this is I wish. We didn't have those people in
the beginning that we're just like I get to the ammo of the
assholes. Now we have that on 2 baddies, 2
daddies judging baddies. We don't fuck that up now on the
podcast, but on here promoting it, we do fuck it up.

(01:00:15):
Still tough to say. Yeah but we do have a podcast
where we are more concise. We do get into the Reddit ammo
of the assholes. This is for people who just want
to hear, I don't know, 2 grown men argue about.
Take back a burger that has ketchup on it.
Yeah, we'll have, like, the crazy, like, political takes,
too. And I'm just like, we should
burn people in the streets. And Dylan's like, yeah, but as
soon as we start talking about taking food back, Dylan's just

(01:00:35):
like he's over there getting passionate.
Yeah. Well, why look at the passion in
his face, at times a little bit red.
I. Think kids are coddled more than
they should be these days? Yeah, I'm all for gentle
parenting. That's.
What I do is like, Oh no, we need to.
We need to go back to the time where they were chimney sweeps.
Fucking make them work. Make them work.
You gruel every night or you're going to you're going to turn

(01:00:57):
into a. Setting your kid up to think
that everything that they desirefrom this world is going to
happen is setting them for like a fairy tale land that doesn't
exist. No, it does tell them though.
It does tell them though that ifyou went to a place and you
exchanged your money for goods, you should get the goods that
you paid money for. Yeah.

(01:01:19):
And that you shouldn't accept someone giving you goods that
you paid money for. Suboptimal.
You quit patronizing those businesses if they keep fucking
up your stuff like but to. Where the fuck else we getting
another? Mcdoubles are not hamburgers.
I hate when people are like, I want to go get a hamburger and
you're like, from where? And they were like McDonald's.
I'm like, brother, those aren't hamburgers.
Those are different. Those are classified way
differently. So you go to a cookout.

(01:01:41):
You go. To, but yeah, they don't have
Mcdoubles there. No, they've got a fucking,
what's it called? The big double like.
It's called a double burger. Big yeah, Big double double
yeah. And get a.
So they have it, and they have it better.
It is called the Big Double burger because I get a cookout
style with a hamburger quesadilla.
And some of the cheese bites thesame thing for about the same

(01:02:03):
price at a different establishment where they're not
people. Saw they just get hungry live.
Where they're not going to put ketchup on when you ask them not
to put ketchup on. So I.
Don't know we're we are going torun a poll on this.
Yeah. I just think that unless we
forget. Like my wife constantly is like
I got to have it plain. Like when was the last time you
tried ketchup? Like the fact that you won't
even like take a taste of it. Like it's mental more than it is

(01:02:27):
physical. It's not making you throw.
Up there's you don't like it? Yeah, Pickles on it.
She'll eat it with the Pickles. She wants them plain.
But like I said, she'll go through onions and Pickles and
stuff like that because she justdon't won't do the ketchup.
I had a girlfriend that was. A McDonald's ketchup is fucking
nasty. Like it's they're warmed up
ketchup. It's Heinz, isn't it?
Yeah, but once it's warmed up, it's not Heinz.
It's some fucking frog juice or whatever, I don't know, by

(01:02:50):
product or whatever they. I had a girlfriend one time that
was exactly like that. She wants a plain fucking
cheeseburger like and we were down at the beach, we were going
out to eat at like a all you caneat buffet where they've got
crab legs and everything. And this chick literally went to
McDonald's before we went to thebuffet so.
She ate it at the buffet A. Plain cheeseburger before we

(01:03:10):
went to the buffet and she wouldsit there and crack crab for us,
but she would not eat it. And like nowadays she will eat
it. But once again, it's like it's a
mental thing of like, I don't like that.
How do you know nowadays she'll eat it?
Because I've talked to her and she was having a crab cooking.
What the fuck would you? I'm not that guy.
Oh man. But The thing is though is like

(01:03:32):
with my wife, she will not eat anything that she said she
didn't like from being a kid andwon't try it again to see
whether she still doesn't like it.
It's it's like one of those mental blocks where kids, I have
nephews that eat only chicken tenders and ranch no matter
which restaurant you take them to.
That's what I'm talking. About every kid starts off like
that though, I don't think. Have you real?
What at what? My nephews are almost 30 now.

(01:03:56):
I know, but how old was step kidwhen you and six your wife got
together? Six.
Yeah. So is she still picky?
Yes, really. I mean, she's picky to the point
where I have the rule of whatever we cook, you have to
try at least a bite of everything and you know, whether
you like it or not. Like my daughter still eats

(01:04:16):
squash. She doesn't like it.
My 4 year old eats squash. She doesn't like it but it's
like you have to eat a bite we've got.
To say all my kids started off like chicken nugget kids, I
think I just think all kids start off like that.
They become chicken nugget kids.I don't think they become they.
My oldest daughter was probably 5 or 6 when she stopped and then

(01:04:39):
Oliver stopped like a year and ahalf ago.
He just a little like he, he waslooking at like steak and he was
like, what does it taste like? Or he'll smell like, you know,
but I guess that's also really good that Amy's just like a
phenomenal cook too, because he'll smell like Peppers and
onions cooking and he'll be like, what smells so good?
And Amy will be like Peppers andonions and be like, well, well,
let me just try a little bite ofit.

(01:05:00):
And then I don't know, also maybe just because I'm fat.
And then I'll be eating something and they'll be like,
Oh, what you got there, Dad? And I'll be like, Oh, I just,
you know, made me some stuff. And he'd be like, can I try to
bite the same thing all the timewith Oliver, too?
So he'll take a bite. Can I have some more?
You want to split it with me? I'm just like, yeah, Dick, just

(01:05:21):
that that's the Me and Amy always do that sound to each
other, too, because we're about to eat something.
And he's like, oh, can I try it?We always know.
To get him to like it. No, that's the noise he makes
when he's going to take your fucking food and it doesn't
matter what you're eating, he's going to like it.
So, yeah, I mean, that's but also boys just, you know, they
just at a certain age, they justlike, I'm on a because you've

(01:05:43):
seen that Oliver's not big, he'sa small kid, but he's like, I'm
going to eat everything in the house and drink a gallon of milk
a day. Yeah.
And I'm like, you don't gain. He's a fucking toothpick.
He's growing. He's a toothpick.
He's not grown, man. He's the size of a fucking.
Kindergartner. No, he's growing.
Like, he's very, very shortly, but that boy will, he'll put
down like a whole gallon of milkand just eat everything.

(01:06:07):
And when you think that he's done eating stuff, he'll just be
like, you know, what is that? I think I found a banana.
Does that look all right? And we kind of flop all.
You know, that's not all right. I'll probably still eat it,
right? No, man, calm the fuck down.
That boy loves to fucking. That's all he does is just
snack, snack, snack. Amy used to be like, don't let
him snack before dinner because he won't eat dinner.
Fuck that shit. He'll still snack and then eat

(01:06:28):
dinner. Yeah.
That's the big thing with the girls says they like snacks more
than they like the actual meal, so they'll leave part of their
meal leftover and I'm. Like no, yeah, I don't give a
fuck if you snack as long as youeat dinner.
Yeah, that's my thing. If you just prove you're hungry,
he will. He'll fucking and then he'll do
this one thing though, when he'strying to get sympathy points

(01:06:50):
where he'll like eat 2 bites of a meal and he'll just be like,
I'm done. My stomach hurts.
Can I have some robots? No.
And then he'll be like fine. And then I'll go into a room and
then I'll go back into the kitchen and like I said, eat
everything he could. Fuck fine.
Because he only took two bites of a sandwich because.
He was trying to get sympathy for not feeling.
Good. Yeah, he was trying to get some,

(01:07:11):
especially yesterday. He was trying to.
He did one time successfully getit off of me because I wasn't
there and they were calling me and I think we were here working
and I was like, outside. I was like, bro, just I was
like, if you fucking get something because Amy was like
getting everybody ice cream. Yeah, I was like, probably just

(01:07:31):
get ice cream and eat it and I'll give you some robots when
you get home because he didn't want ice cream then.
And then he was like, we should get one because everybody else
is going to be mad at you didn'tget one.
And that's what I'm saying. I'm just like, just don't get an
ice cream. I don't know what the fuck they
were arguing about but then alsohe didn't want to go to the lake
too so I gave him roebucks againso I can give him a dollar at a
time though, that's fucking dope.

(01:07:53):
That's wow. 80 Roebucks and $0.99.
Don't know how to do it. I don't have no comprehension of
that. I'm pretty sure it cost me more
in transaction fees than it doesthe fucking actually doing it.
So you need to figure out how tobe like a dealer where you go
ahead and get the discount by getting a bunch of them.

(01:08:14):
So you go ahead and do the 20. Dollars, you can't do that
though, Yeah, no. And they would $20 would be gone
instantly, no? That's what I'm saying is
figuring out how to have a banking system where you can be.
Like right, like it. I wish Roblox would start that.
Like we have a because we have the parental account, so they
can't fucking like talk to people or do anything, which is
funny because he got I told you about him being banned the other

(01:08:36):
day. But they should have that like
in the parental account where I could just be the fucking
Federal Reserve and just like dish out money to them.
Yeah, that's the exact way. And then you'd actually buy more
robot books or whatever the hellthey're called all.
Right guys? Well, I guess this has been an
episode of Mike and Dylan Ain't Drama.
If you enjoyed the episode, please give us a rate and a

(01:08:58):
comment and share it. Yeah, share it.
Share it to your mom, man. She deserves to laugh.
Or friend. Yeah, time's been rough, man.
It's always good to put a smile on somebody's face.
I don't know if this one is the one to put the smile on their
face because it got pretty heavyat some points.
And I got all passionate about ketchup.
Yeah, he was yelling at us. It was just scary.
Dylan's scary is something you guys got to get over.

(01:09:19):
OK, sometimes dad's scary. Sometimes I'm.
I'm the mom in the podcaster. The dad.
Sometimes. Sometimes dad gets a little bit
scary. OK, But he would defend you if a
bear attacked you. So he will.
I will. I 100% thing if Dylan's going
down the road and he sees somebody getting attacked by a
bear, Dylan's going to get out of the car and try to figure out
a way to get that bear off of you.

(01:09:40):
I'm 100% sure of that. Probably, yeah.
See, probably. I he would, he would do that.
That is the type of person Dylanis.
If I saw you getting attacked bya bear, I I would try to help,
but I'm a bit of a dumb ass so Ijust run y'all both over.
Which is way better than gettingslowly eaten by a bear.
But you might not survive it. Mike would probably break out
his phone. And I couldn't do that.

(01:10:03):
Hey, I couldn't watch Death. So I'd tell Amy, I'd give her
the phone and be like, how can you record this morning?
Good. Content right?
Should we? Should Definitely.
And then I'd run him over. Alright guys, see you next time
later.

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