Mickey Mouse Is IMMORTAL (and Other Conspiracies We Believe) | MADHD Ep21 | Reading Reddit Stories - Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama

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Bear nimble bow down Mike and Dylan hate drama, but the Bow
Wow we are live. Wow, welcome back to another
episode of Mike and Dylan hate hate drama or week.
We cover life man. We talk about life life advice.
Honestly, if you follow the lifeadvice though, it might make

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your life worse. I feel like sometimes we give
some like spot on advice, sometimes maybe coming from like
this side of the room. I wouldn't.
I'm like that friend that gives the life advice but follows it
up with but I don't know so. I think as long as the solution
is violence you you hit the nailon every time.

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Is not putting my daughter down because then the look at Dylan's
face. Listen the comments section,
they agreed with me. Yeah, if you're a Southerner,
that makes daughter 11. Syllable.
That's right. We do that.
You know, my daughter over there.
Just one syllable. Just dollar.
Just the sound. Not even.
We don't even try I think. It's just like.
Dr. Like daughter. It's like oil here.

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I say oil. That's one of the words I I say
correctly. I can't say breakfast.
I say breakfast, but oil I do everybody else.
Oh, that's just the sound. Oh.
See, I had a guy that I used to work with at the factory.
I swear he was saying Earl, likeEarl.
Every time he was saying it, he's like, go get the Earl.
And I was like, who's Earl? But because of us Southern

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people, which let us know if you're not Southern and you
heard that, if it's not like Dylan said, that wasn't the last
episode, Episode 20. Yeah.
Yeah, that was in episode 20. Dylan was talking about having
30. 5 minutes and. 50. Seconds.
Is it 30 seconds? Is yeah, I think by the 350-3550
but all the comments. Section, they agree with Mike.
Well, yeah, they're probably allSouthern too.

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And I also do not enunciate my words like I definitely whatever
you call it, what's it called when you slur your words?
Jumbled up, yeah, you get them all jumbled and that's me.
I get them all jumbled but. Also, it was an emotional thing
talking about Buddy. Fascinating.
That is, yeah. And we all are like Dylan said,

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that sound like you said, daughter.
Ha ha. Laugh at him.
Yeah. That's pretty fucked up guys,
OK. Peacefully, I can say that like
he, he, they gave him the stuff to get sleepy and tired and he
was out. Were you in there with him?
Yeah, I was talking to him the whole time.
We had a kitten one time. Well, we have them come to the
house. So they come to the house and.
So they do it there so he's morecomfortable and God, he gets it

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better than fucking people get it.
Yeah, my, my wife would have it no other way.
I'm I'm frugal where I'd probably be like, OK, we can
take him to the vet. It's so.
Weird. We live in a country where you
can't do like, assisted suicides.
That's so it's like, no, you have terminal brain cancer, and
I don't care how painful it is, all right?
You got to fucking. You got to die.
Die the real way, OK, You guys sit there and suffer and your

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family will watch you waste awaybecause at the end of the day,
all right, they're still going to pay that 302,000 hospital
dollar hospital bill. So sorry, bud, tough luck
getting brain cancer that we probably fucking gave you.
Yeah, I accidentally caused fromsome kind of war.
It wasn't some nuclear weapon. It wasn't from the food or
anything or. So they did a test, This was
back when they started putting what was it?

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They started putting lead in gas.
And so they were testing like lead because it increased the
lead levels everywhere, which actually helps them like with
like carbon dating shit like that.
Really cool YouTube video watch.Can't give you a whole spiel on
it because, you know, Mike's notthe best rememberer, all right.
But, yeah, it's weird to see, like, how they, you know, have

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definitive time dates of when they started testing nuclear
weapons and then when they put lead and gasoline by, like, how
much it fucked everything up. And now, you know, that's the
crazy part, too, is when you think about healthcare costing
so much, is that fucking a lot of that was caused by the rich
people. And then they're like, well,
yeah, we gave you cancer, OK, but you still got to pay us

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$200,000 because your kid just died.
All right? Yeah.
Damn, They watch a child like they watch a parent and they
like go on there and pat him in the back and be like they're in
a better place. You're not, though, because
you're massively in debt, OK, And you better start paying
because that's $200,000. We're going to take the court
over that. Well, you can just like pay them
like 200 bucks or like 50 bucks and just they'll get fucking

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nothing. From me, Fucking not a dime.
Fuck that shit, man. You can fucking sue me.
Fucking sue my nuts. You ain't getting a goddamn
thing. Yeah, fuck that shit.
Listen there. I, I bleed red, white and blue.
I understand we are far, super fucking far away from a perfect
country, but like, I don't know man.

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I see something in humanity likeit's, it's easy to be negative
all the time and be like, you know, people are just all bad.
I see good and a lot of people alot more good than I see bad.
And if we just work out a coupleof kinks, especially like with
like the media, it's just fucking capitalism in general is
just bad. It's I'm not saying like I'm not

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people going like, oh God, there's liberal Mic.
No, I'm not saying socialism is the answer either.
I'm saying that it doesn't matter what system you have.
If you got a bunch of corrupt people and your government,
nothing's going to work. Well, the way that I always
explained it was none of them intheir purest form are good
solutions. Like full on capitalism looks
good on paper. In performance it creates a

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bunch of corruption and terriblesituations.
Full, unbridled socialism can look good to some people on
paper, but when you put it into effect, it does not work and.
I think the best solution is just not having a government
that's super fucking corrupt. And I mean, listen, that's a
problem that Mike can help you with, OK?
I can only make you laugh and make.

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The pyres would work for that aswell.
You can't say that. You can't say pyres anymore.
That black van's coming, man. They're they're going to park,
they're going to park in front of the studio one day and
they're going to that's look at them love handles.
That's Mike. And then next thing you know,
I've committed suicide by shooting myself in the back 16
times. It's right there in the parking

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lot. All the cameras around there
were taken and. They just AI delete have.
You seen because we we have a fun little segment today.
We have some advice. It's from our advice.
OK, Listen, we're an advice podcast at heart.
We like to give advice and then tell you ramble about life
stories. OK, Sometimes you guys just
don't send any advice. So we have to go looking on

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Reddit and honestly, I mean, great stories.
It's it's great. It's very entertaining.
So we're not like bitching at you guys.
But some advice. We do have the voicemail thing
set up that'll be on the websiteby the time this comes up.
You have like a phone number on there.
I mean, I can put it on 10 minutes after this episode.
Yeah, so 10 minutes after this episode, there'll be a phone.

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It's already in the description,so like whatever you're watching
this on now or listening to, it's in the description of this
as well. So you'll have that.
I don't even know where I was going now.
I think we were just talking about how we are.
We're kind of shifting since twodaddies, Judge and Baddies is a

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very hardcore that is Am I the Asshole?
Related Stories. Ready.
Yeah, now this I value as I'm talking to my bro and you guys
are like my bro that's not here.So it's like all of you are just
like gathered around in a circle, which right now there's
like 1400 people on Spotify. That would be scary.
I would be very, very fucking nervous talking.

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And The funny thing is though isyou would still talk 90% of the
time no matter if there was 1500people here.
We could have a dark episode, wejust get into it and then they'd
be like, whoa, might just say that number.
I can't take it back. I got AI, got a fucking, I got a
dial it back and then I'll overcorrect overly.
Well, since we're talking though, we are going to be at
the Denny's in Thomasville. We've learned that it is closed

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down, so it's going to be an empty parking lot.
Which is better though? I want a bunch of people show
up. Well, except for that it's
supposed to be an empty parking lot.
I don't know if a bunch of us are there like.
I bet I bet at least one cop that pulls up will at least kind
of know me from the work videos.But it will be June 15th at 6:00
PM. I can't remember what day that

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is. Eastern Time.
Yeah. At Thomasville, NC, to close
down Denny's. But then we had people going,
bro, I'm going to be there. I've already taken a day off
work and even if nobody shows up, I don't care.
We're going to take pictures andpost it on the Reddit.
So we'll be there if you're out there prepared to be on the
Reddit because listen, we got like 31 people on the Reddit.
That's dope. That is dope.

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All right, so oh, that's what I was going to talk about.
We have the we're an advice podcast at heart, but we do have
some fun. Little What are they called?
Low stakes. Conspiracies, Yeah.
So we'll start doing a couple low stake conspiracies just
because they're fun, man, and fucking entertaining as all
hell. I read one of them and I was
just like, fuck yeah. We'll we'll read a couple of

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those on the podcast just because it's a good time.
Is there anything else going on?I think there's anything else
going on. No, I think that's it for now.
Oh man. Well, I guess everybody's caught
up on all the Dylan drama of himputting his daughter down and us
shitting on the government DARDARER.

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What would that be? Maybe dare DAURER?
It almost is like a pirate thing.
Dark your daughter. We're going to get into the
first bit of advice before we because we're going to do, I
think, I think a good way to kind of structure these is
advice. Whatever the fuck we're doing in
the middle, just kind of fuck off, goof off with our fun

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little thing that we brought it.Maybe it's one of these, maybe
it's something else. Well, I've got the first advice.
Mike's got a very in depth advice on a topic.
I've got a very very husbandy advice here.
Older married men, how do you stay sane for years in marriage?
Every morning my wife, who I love very much, puts 10 plus

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fancy pillows on the bed of varying sizes.
Every night before bed she takesall but two off to go to sleep.
We always have so many throw pillows on the couches you can't
sit down without throwing them, which I'm assuming gives them
that name. The impracticality of it is like
Chinese water torture slowly driving me to insanity.
For men that have been married for many years.
How do you put up with this every day for the rest of your

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life and stay sane? You just go insane bro.
Like that's it, you just accept it.
Yeah, there's like, so many Knick knacks at my house.
And like, when, when Jess first moved in with me, like, my house
was clean, not a lot of clutter.And then just every time she
goes to like, Goodwill or Habitat for Humanity or some
thrift store, she finds some Knick knack that she can put on

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a shelf somewhere. And I'm like, what's the purpose
of this thing that serves no purpose?
Why do we have to have 100 of them on our shelves and
everywhere? I think that every guy they
they, you know, you get into a relationship and there's this
thing that your spouse does thatannoys the just the hell out of
you. All right?
You're like, God damn, I wish they would just stop doing this.
OK. And then you go through the big

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thing where you try to get them to stop.
And then at the end of it, it's kind of like Shutter Island, you
know, you know where he's going to fucking.
Like they think he's changed, but he's like, I don't know,
Detective, what do you think about like, ah, fuck, we got to
lobotomize them. That's what guys do.
We're just at the end of the day, we're just like fucking
we're going to, we're going to live with this.
It's going to be just a thing that is in life now.
And honestly, that's accepting somebody else because you got to

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accept like, yes, there's meeting in the middle, there's
compromising and stuff like that, but if there's something
that really brings somebody joy in, fucking let him do it, man.
It's just one thing in a sea of shit that don't matter.
See, I think that it's like 100 things that you end up having to
like be like, yeah, OK, we're just moving on from that.

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Once again, you know what, Detective?
I think you're right. I think there's something fishy
going on here. I watched that movie.
I was like, man, this is just all sad.
This is not. There's nothing coming that's
going to make me. Yeah, I need to watch it.
Again, like, imagine watching The Departed and at least you
get like some things, which is very shocked.
I'm not going to ruin that moviethat's been out for like fucking
15 years. 20 probably yeah, for anybody.

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But especially like when, you know, the thing happens to the
main character and there's like,wow, wasn't expecting that kind
of. And then at the end, when the
guy that you don't expect does the thing that you don't expect,
watch the fucking movie. OK?
Watch the movie. I just told him about Slumdog
Millionaire. Watch.
Just watch it. Like would you think it was a
football? Movie or something?

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Boxing. Boxing.
I got it mixed up with Cinderella man.
No, I think it was. It was the one about the female
boxer. I can't remember.
Cinderella, Man. No, no, no, no.
That one's I. Think it came.
Around with Clint Eastwood in it. $1,000,000. $1,000,000 baby.
Yeah, there you go. That's what popped in my head
when you said it. But has millions in both the

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movie names so. I get it, yeah.
I never watched either of them so I was trying to think of the
plot and I thought that was whatit was.
I got you. I always get Pirates of the
Caribbean mixed up with that porn pirate movie.
So yeah. Which?
Honestly, family time just trying to real awkward.
Mixed. Do you get up mixed up?
When your wife walks in and seesyou watching it, you're like,

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oh, I thought it was Pirates of the Caribbean.
Right, yeah, I was. I was wondering where this black
Pearl was going to come from. I thought it was the guy's Dick
that was named now. All right, so I'm going to get
into one of our our advice stories.
It's. A2 pager.
Two pager God Bless America. All right, but it's it's like we
can we can go through this one because there's numbers so I23

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female am struggling with my girlfriend 22 females hygiene
issues. I feel like who better to give
advice on a lesbian relationshipthan me?
Yeah, come on. I'm as as much as I've talked
about them before, which I don'tknow if any of those have ever
aired, but. Don't you love how like the guys
that are like I'm a lesbian, like, you know, they, they act

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like they're lesbians. I bet you are women and it's
like. Yeah, I bet you are pussy.
You're just a heterosexual dude that's.
My partner and I, let's call heror have been dating for 10
months. I care and love her so much, but
one of the things that I struggle to talk about is her
hygiene warning that some of these are pretty gross.
All right, she's gonna talk about the season and every man
that's listening to this podcastknows what I'm talking about.

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Like, oh, she doesn't even like,you know, she waits to take a
shower when she gets out of the gym.
I'm like, well, that's the let'ssee you putting the sea salt on
the on the meal. Yeah, guys are just gross.
Look, we're so all right. She will commonly wear underwear
that's stained with discharge period blood and has holes or is
torn. Here's the thing.

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Stains don't mean shit. Something can be completely
clean. Yeah, can be completely clean
with stains on it. Now, I'm not going to judge a
girl for trying to save a dollarin this economy and this economy
girl, shut the fuck up about that one.
You got a. Yeah, I mean, half of Mike's
wardrobe would be useless. Let's just play sexy games would
be like, oh, I got a little got a little bit of labia coming out
of that. A panty right there.

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That's. The the aiming area.
Yeah, that's right for. The Spot.
See, guys would just make a gameout of that.
We don't give a fuck. Well, yeah, I mean, we pee on
the toilet to try and get thingsoff of the inside of the toilet.
It's game. All right, so here her room is
usually a mess, but if she's able to has time and energy she
will clean it before I come over.
By mess I mean clothes, makeup, objects all over the floor and

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on the bed everywhere. Sometimes food will be found
under her blankets or plates of food with residue in her bedside
table drawer that was a little nasty.
Her bed will have discharge marks or spots from where she
spilled drinks or food. Her pillow sometimes has makeup
for when she goes out and passesout in her bed.
Now, women have it rough, man. Because, look, if anything came

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out of my body and people were calling it discharge, I'd be
like, come on, we can name it something nicer than that.
Yeah. They just called it like, I
don't know, fucking juicy. Just a little bit of look.
I'm gonna come up with a good word for it.
Here we go. All right.
Just a little bit of pussy love.That's what they call it.
If that was a scientific name for it, nobody would have a
problem with it. I was got a little pussy love in

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her panties. Like, give it like a like
discharge. That is vaginal discharge that
makes my belly hurt. All right.
There was one guy that I used tobe friends with and he was like,
man, he's like in my girlfriend's panties.
There's always like this white stuff.
I was like, yeah, so she has a vagina.
I think she's cheating. I was like, I just think vaginas
do that, bud. He's like, oh, what do you mean?

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I was like, yeah, that you just think they're just dry until you
go down there. Yes, you know, self lubricate.
You don't think they do any of that shit?
He was beside himself. There was this one, this was,
there was 1 funny instance whereI was at my brother's house.
So his sister or his wife sisteralso lived there.

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She was not there. It's me and my brother hanging
out and there's this dog next tous just, I mean licking itself
on the couch. So this guy comes over and he
feels the couch and he's like, why is there a wet spot here?
He's talking to just about at first he's like, he was there W
I'm like 9. So then he like she comes back
after Ali. He tells me all about this and I

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was like, isn't that from where the dog was looking?
He's like, yeah, but I just wanted to, I just want to watch
play out. Like obviously it's not going to
work out between them, but. My dad had this one story that
he likes to tell is he likes to make fun of banjo players
because like when you're in a band, you always pick like the
drummer or the banjo player, thebass player, somebody to pick
on. And so you had this one banjo
player, they were practicing anda dog gets to go and licking.

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It's licking, it's junk. And he's like, man, I wish I
could do that. And the girl that played, I
think she played mandolin. She's like, if you pet him nice,
he'll probably let you. Isn't.
That an Asian dude, huh, man? Mandolin.
Mandolin. That's a little.
No, that's the language. The name of Mandarin.
Mandarin. That's the orange.
But did you get the joke? No, Say it again, sorry.

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So you said a mandolin and I waslike the dog was licking himself
and the banjo player was like, man, I wish I could do that.
And then the mandolin player, she's like, if you pet him nice,
he'll probably. Let you all right, so we're
going to continue about this girl's, which honestly so far is
not too bad. Just yeah, I mean girl shit.
It's a messy girl. Like that's normal.

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When we have sex she does thingslike lick the dildos or
vibrators to, in her words, clean or Lube them up.
Now I assume she had washed themprior but now I'm not sure as I
found them. Found out recently that the
bottle of toy cleaner solution she showed me was just water and
she's been using that to clean her toys.
I don't even know they got cleaned.
I mean, she's just hardcore about that though.

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Like, I mean, that's like licking like a leftover dinner
plate. Imagine a guy.
Just imagine like. Two guys talking like, yeah,
man, she, like, pulled out. She started like, sucking on it
and licking on it. And the other guy just could be
like, oh, yeah. And then what?
You're right. It's getting good now.
Tell me more. And she's just like, it's so
nasty. And we're like, it'll fucking
tell us. I didn't even know they cleaned
them, honestly, which I got my, I guess is a good thing.

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She will sometimes sit on the floor in public areas and leave
her bag or jacket on the ground as well.
Places like bathroom floors, subways, pavements.
She just grew up like a a rough and tumble kid.
Right. Yeah, sounds like a person.
God made dirt, and dirt don't hurt.
Right, Yeah, you'll rub a littledirt in it, brother.
I have fingered her asshole a few times and sometimes over

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clothes, and the smell is just so awful.
I'll have to keep my cans away from a far away.
I'll have to keep my hands far away from my face afterwards
because I can't handle it. And I'll even be and it'll even
and it'll be even after going over there over 3 layers of
clothes, underwear, stocking shorts.
And it'll even it'll be even. I don't fucking it'll be there

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even after going over 3 layers of clothes, underwear, stocking
shorts, your finger in someone'sasshole.
What do you think happens there?Like how do you make like porn
has ruined this girl? Well, that's like the first time
you try it. Like if, you know, you get to go
down that rabbit hole and like sometimes it comes out a little

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dirty and you're like, well, I mean, they're going to.
Accept this or she's going to say there was some hair on her
butt hole and she's like, well, what's happening?
That is a culture shock. I'm going to tell you by the
way, because you don't expect it.
What hair on a butt? Hole.
Yeah, once the first time you'relike, oh God, there's friends.
Down here, I think the hair on the nipples, which tons of women
have and like, it's, it's still one of those things where you're

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like, well. Yeah, like the first time I went
to go eat a booty and I saw I was like, oh, got some friends
here, like. Yes, one of my friends called
this one girl Peter Cottontail because she had a hairy butt
hole. Listen, they do be hairy
sometimes. They be looking like Osama bin
Laden's beard. But.
Like you said, if you're trying to like, you know, if you
expected to look like a underagegirl, then you have a problem.

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That's why I'm gonna be some guys will be like, I like them
spotless. I'm just like like a child, like
no, I'm like, that's the only people that's naturally doing
that. So I'm sorry.
I like I would, but that's always been my thing, though, as
I've always had a thing for older women.
Could I could because I got molested.
I'm fucking people look so differently.
Like it's it's funny how you grow up and like you'll have

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been with an older woman when you're young and you'll be like,
wait a minute. If the roles are reversed and I
was a girl, she was a guy, you'dbe like, whoa, that's that's
whoa, you got raped there, bud, but with a guy, just like, I
hope you don't die of giving high fives.
Yeah, if that's my son Pyre. Sorry, sorry, ladies.
That's why just men get the fucking, we get the stick with

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that stuff. Like they'll be like, oh, you
know, all these guys, those guyswhen women do it a they used to
just not get in trouble and like, well, you can't teach here
now you can go to this other school where there's some
strapping young lads you can ride anywhere else.
The roles reversed. Yeah, it's fucked.
I was. I was legal by the time I was
hunting Milfs. And no listen.

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Once again, I I'm a firm believer that 18 years old
doesn't make you an adult. I think The thing is though is
who's pursuing who? Because like, I was going after
the older women, like it wasn't them, like taking advantage of.
Me like there no, if you're 1617years old and you're pursuing.
I wasn't like, what I'm saying is if you're of of the legal
limit and then it depends on whether the woman is coming

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after you or whether you're going after the woman.
If a guy is trying to take down a much older woman, that's one
thing. And if a girl that's 1819 years
old is chasing and pursuing thatguy, it's different than the
grooming side of things where they're trying to coax you into
being in a romantic relationship.
I think that's the power dynamic.
If you're, if the young person is the one out, finding the

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people, that's one thing. I.
Remember when I was young and itused to be a big thing about
like, oh, I took that girl's virginity and I'm just like, why
do you brag about having bad sex?
Because it's just not a, it's not a fun night, it's not a good
moment. It's fucking weird.
And it just, I just guys, we, they would wear that like a
badge and I'm like, cool badge, bro.
I knew a girl that used to talk about that.

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She was always trying to take everybody's virginity card.
Wow, just why you won't have badsex, I don't know.
I don't know. I don't know, I don't want to do
all the goddamn work. Jesus Christ.
I've witnessed her not wash her hands in the bathroom.
It was when we went to the bathroom together and after a
while she opened the stall door for me to come in.
We made out, I assume she just went to the stall briefly to

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check her bag. I didn't hear her flush, but
when we finished and left the stall, she didn't flush the
toilet. I then told her to wash her
hands before we make out. I saw her not wash her hands
again a few months after. I mean, she's nitpicking.
I think she's a germaphobe. Yeah, I think.
I think. You have a problem.
She's a little OCDA little and that's fine too, but like, you
can't expect everybody to be as meticulous.

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So the girl that she's talking about sounds like if you're in a
fight, she's helping you like she's not going to sit, you're
getting jumped by 6 guys. She's like fucking, she's
jumping on back, she's biting neck, she's biting cheeks.
She's those girls you see get knocked out and guy fight videos
because they tried to jump in, which that's obviously a person
like who loves you Jay. They just grew up with not
bubble boy parents. When I think like, you know,

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helping her take on some of these things that like, you
know, wash your hands after, go to the bathroom, stuff like
that. But it's not like a make or
break thing and like finger in abutt hole.
It's going to smell like a butt hole.
I just don't understand like people I'm not a big fan of like
anal sex. It's just not a.
Just doesn't feel good to you. I mean when they put it in

(24:47):
there. Yeah, right.
Well, it's like when they're it just hurts like as they're
pounding me, it doesn't feel nice.
But I don't know. It's just like I know where I'm
at. I know what lives in here, like
I know what what comes from this.
It's just not been my cup of tea.
But to go in there thinking like, well, the ass better not
smell like shit. Like what do you think they get
their butthole bleached? This is not porn, man.

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They're not living in AI. Don't know what bleaching
buttholes do or they just where they suck out the dookie.
The only time I've ever seen somebody go through that was on
The Ultimate Fighter. Oh, are you talking about like
animals where they clean it up? Yeah, where they I only saw that
on ultimate fight because the dude was trying to make.
Those two totally different procedures, bleaching the butt
holes, changing the color, but. Just some people or something.

(25:30):
Yeah, some people don't like thedark color of a butt hole, which
I it's a butt hole, like, right.Yeah.
Well, that's like, you know, vaginas.
They're all different. I can I can change the color of
my friend like he's fucking coach me on while I'm hitting a
doggy. He's just, like, looking up at
me like this. Yeah.
This the guy right here, man, Look at this.
Yeah. Just keeping an eye on me.
All right? She has three pink socks she

(25:50):
likes to wear often, or she has these pink socks she likes to
wear often. I thought is it?
Three, have you ever googled Pink Sock?
No, I don't. Why I was it like a blue waffle
thing? Kind of, yeah.
OK, yeah, I'm not going to do it.
They're big. If somebody do that though and
let me know what pops up, Googlepink socks takes us off.
They're big and fluffy and have this rib texture on the soles.

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All those are grippy socks. Yeah, basically shoes.
Yeah, yeah, sometimes you get them for being a little bit
hysterical, having a little bit of a tiff.
You go to the hospital and like I'm a fucking blow my brains
out. Time for the grippy socks she
worn that while in her backyard grabbing mail or walking to a
store that's 5 minutes away. She wear the same socks at home

(26:34):
and wear the same socks on her bed.
She will also wear shoes on her bed.
Once again, God, the other girl needs to break up with this girl
because she's obviously going through something.
I mean, if she's giving her a bunch of shit for it, but like,
yeah, I mean we're a no no shoesin the house household and
people act like we've got 3 heads when we're like yeah just
take your shoes off at the door and everybody's like, what?

(26:55):
I don't know, I guess it's just the how you because me, if you
walk in my house shoes, I'm not going to give a fuck.
It's a floor. Well, then there's going to be
dirt on it. And then when Mike sits on the
couch here in the studio, he's just like feet up on the couch,
shoes on and everything. I'm like, hey Mike, get you, get
your shoes off the couch. Yeah, I know, maybe This is why
I can't give good advice to thisgirl, because I'm lying.
That's me, yeah. Yeah, yeah, One time we had sex

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while she was on her period and I saw her pad was just covered
in dried old blood and sagging. She continued to just do sexual
things before I paused and told her she needed to change that
out. I.
Like, that was an image of like a kid with their full diaper.
Yeah. Hang in there.
I don't get it what one time we had sex while she was on her
period and I saw her pad was just covered and drop.

(27:37):
You take that thing off buddy like it's not.
It shouldn't even be around whenthe sex starts.
I don't know. Guys will be like I don't I
can't do it while they're on their period.
I'm just I'm a warrior, bro. I'll be fucking putting that
shit under my eyes and like doing like the tribal fate.
I get like fucking into my ancestors with that shit.
I don't go. I'll make it look like a murder
scene just happened. I was watching this cool video

(27:57):
on Yes theory yesterday. They went to some weird new, I
think it's in Honduras. There's like this new like
capitalist bastion where they'remaking their own little country
inside of Honduras. Nice.
But one of the things that they're researching is like stem
cells from period blood. It's like the easiest way to get
stem cells. So like you can actually like

(28:19):
use this. You don't.
Got to do the adrenochrome by eating all the fetus babies or
whatever the fuck those. People, well basically like the
lady said, is like the uterine wall is just all the perfect
chemicals and things that neededto support life and so when it
sheds like you just capture thatand.
I ain't gonna lie. I'll be eating my wife out when
she's on like the you don't wantto do it last days of period

(28:42):
because that's when you get likethe the old blood and you don't
want to do it when it first begins because that's when you
get the heavy flow. But right there in the middle,
I'll do it. And I'm not gonna lie, man, I'll
be feeling like Batman the next day, like I'll I'll just be
fucking just I'll be like I'm gonna go work out today or
something. I'll be, I'll be like on the
next level of it's like you whenyou're awake at 3:00 in the

(29:03):
morning, going to turn your lifearound.
Have you ever done that? I've never eaten from the actual
entrance way. I've I've fingered and eaten the
top part well. Not touching.
Like I said, I'm a soft tongue, bottom down all the way to the
top. Get the game going.
Listen, whatever happens, happens once again, All these

(29:23):
other, all these other soldiers out here scared to get covered
in blood, I'm diving into foxholes.
I'll do everything except for, yeah.
I'm jumping on grenades. I don't.
Get that on my face. That's me, though.
That's me as a friend. Back when I was single.
If I knew one of my friends wanted to get with a girl and
there's just an absolute fuckingtank protecting that girl.
Listen. Yep, I'm jumping on the grenade.

(29:44):
Listen, fucking. I'll go over there.
What's up, girl? Shit.
You don't go get some chicken tenders.
Just fuck yeah. You won't be here drinking.
I don't drink either. Let's go get some chicken
tenders, get a drunk off that, slam it down.
Got to do it. Listen, I'm a good friend
overall. I believe my girlfriend does
have hygiene issues and I want to help resolve these.
Some of these may be due to growing up in poverty, being

(30:04):
neglected, mental health issues.Blamed it on being poor.
Yeah, well, I mean, I feel that poverty, being neglected or
mental health issues you get, I don't know, just being a person
though. Like I said, just the, I don't
know, living, I think, I think the other girl puts, I think
she's going to be the type whereshe or I think she might already

(30:25):
be the type where she like googles her symptoms and she's
like, oh, no, I have cancer or Oh no, I have, I think I'm going
to have a brain aneurysm. I hate when people say that.
I'm like, you know how rare brain aneurysms are.
And now that I'm talking about, of course I'm going to die of
one. But still, it's incredibly rare.
You're probably going to die from something mundane like
cancer or heart disease, which look, people talk about like,

(30:48):
you know, cigarette smokers dying of cancer and even those
numbers are the 1200 smokers that die a day.
That's not fucking real, bro. And 86 year old man will die and
they'll be like, well, he smokescigarettes, so that's what?
Or, or, or he's 86 years old. That also could have contributed
to him dying, which honestly, meand my daughter love to go to

(31:12):
graveyards, OK? And we'll go look at all the
people there. If you go to someone born in
like the 1800s, yeah, I'm telling you, 9 times out of 10,
those mother fuckers made it 90,almost 100 years.
It's the wildest shit. And then you go up to somebody
that was born in like 19, eighties, 1990s, just, you know,

(31:33):
obviously those people are, well, no, no, no, no, no.
But I'm saying like when you're looking at like the 1800s, you
don't have the people fucking like he died at 24.
He died. Well, you'll have those, but you
won't have like that he died at like 45 where you're not, you
know, that real, you know, you're less at risk of dying
from something like dramatic andshit like that because you're
not, you know, young and stupid and you're or you feel me.

(31:55):
But you have far fewer of those.And then like far more of like,
you know, the, you know, 40 yearold guys, the so it seems like
it like especially like around 1960.
Then you see, you know, died in 2014 and shit like that.
And I get it. I understand completely that if

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he was born in 1980 he was goingto die young or 19.
If he's in the graveyard he diedyoung and that's why it would
look like that. But you get like far more of
those like the guys in the 40s if you go to like that, people
from the 1800s, early 1900s, allthose mother fuckers like I said
9 times out of 10 made it to oldage.
And then you'll find a couple inthere that like died at the age
of, you know, 30 or some shit. And you see a lot more babies

(32:40):
from no, from here, from this time.
And I mean, we, it's not like wego to a graveyard.
We go to a graveyard probably 5-6 times a month.
Oh, wow, different graveyards. And she just likes doing it and
just going around and looking at, like I said, the dead people
we go at night sometimes try to like creep ourselves out.
It's just a stupid thing we liketo do.
Bro. Babies as like from 1990.

(33:03):
Now there's way more of those babies than you find babies in
like the fucking 1800s. So I don't know what this whole,
do you think that we're living longer and, and, and you know,
mortality rates were so bad backthen.
And I don't know man. Cuz like, and once again, this
is anecdotal. I've not done a study, I'm not
done a this is just from my, this can all be completely
wrong. I don't give a fuck.
I'm saying if you live near a graveyard, go check it out and

(33:25):
you're going to see a lot of modern babies and not a lot of,
I mean, maybe people didn't haveas much money back then to get a
headstone that could. Be one question whether they
didn't to like identify it the same way.
I'm an intelligent man. I do think of things rationally,
but I'm just saying it's like fucking it's, it's alarming
because I don't know, I feel like maybe it was probably

(33:47):
easier and cheaper to get a headstone back in the 1800s.
Like you would be more likely atleast like, you know, a simple
one. Maybe it didn't hold up to time
or something like that, but it definitely didn't cost that much
to die back then. So you were more apt to, you'd
have a guy who just like carved tombstones for a fucking living.
You'd have those people that hadthose weird kind of trades and

(34:07):
shit like that. That's like, yeah, man, you just
fucking, I know you fucking shingle a barn.
You come shingle a barn, I'll make you fucking headstone that.
We had a lot of people like that.
It wasn't like, you know, I needa headstone.
All that'll be $15,000. Why?
Why? It's a fucking rock that you're
carving. Like what?
What about this? What about that box of wood
makes that thousands of dollars?Well, you're only going to buy

(34:30):
it once. That that's the stupidest
fucking thing, man. I throw bro.
We had, we, we were given a fucking planet with all these
fucking resources. And listen, I'm going to get
into a little bit of look. And look, now it's got me
started, all right? I'm gonna get into a little bit
of wacky shit are. We done with her.
Yeah, we're done with her. She's got a fucking toughen up,
buttercup. Get your hands dirty.

(34:51):
Like, God damn. If you're going into an asshole,
expect some dookie. All right?
I like the saying. That's like, you know about men
who shave their butt hole. He who cleans his house expects
visitors. That's that's pretty funny.
But it's so crazy that it's justso many coincidences add up.
Like you. It's we.

(35:11):
We have a planet, you know, We have everything here to harness
electricity, build houses, anything we want to fucking do,
make a fucking TV, all this shit.
The world is in the exact right place it needs to be to not
fucking burn up or freeze. You can get in your car, which
we had everything to make, go toa Wendy's, which we had
everything to make all this shit.

(35:32):
It just, it does. It does add up to where it
feels. It feels different, like it it's
just not. It's so coincidental.
Like you can't keep looking at coincidences, coincidence,
coincidences. Like, yeah, well, we have
essentially technology to make fucking anything.
We have the OR the materials to make fucking anything.
And it's just a wild concept that we there's this planet and

(35:57):
over millions of years we evolved to start talking on a
podcast and we just had all the shit to make.
Have you been doing your Scientology research or
something? No, I think that's what was his
name Zeebob or some shit And they fucking no.
Zeebob was from he brought. Some aliens down here and then
nuked him for some reason. Yeah.
We were looking up Jason Lee's Wikipedia.
Which he is no longer a Scientologist.

(36:18):
I went back, went back and looked it, looked it up, and he
left the Church of Scientology. He got out fucking.
I owe him a reach around behind a Denny's.
Yeah, Jason Lee, if you want to show up to the Thomasville,
Thomasville one. Reach around because I did not
stay there. Wait, doesn't that mean you have
to stick it in his butt and thenyou reach around?

(36:40):
Isn't that what a reach? Around is I don't, I think I
reach around. You just reach around and give
somebody AI think it's gay if I penetrate.
No, I think it's not gay if I use my hands.
But that's I think it's while you're doing it, you're giving
him like. Because listen, I can build a
fucking if I use my hands to puttogether something from IKEA.
I'm not a Carpenter. OK?
So if I whack a guy off, that doesn't make you gay?

(37:02):
But you don't have to reach around like that's the reach
around part is you are giving him some and I.
Just thought it was like a different angle.
No, I think it's like. It was more the natural flow of
things. Maybe my understanding is off,
but I think it's right because otherwise you don't need to
reach around him. I can tell you one thing man,

(37:24):
Women have terrible wrists because you ever see it getting
a hand job, man, They just cannot, like, get it to fucking
get it. This is not that.
Hard well and and like, you know, we had mentioned something
about, you know, drivers lubed of any sort earlier when we were
talking before the podcast and that that's my one thing.
And I told my wife I was like, Idon't like them because like,

(37:44):
it's, you know, back in the day when you're a teenager, like in
your first getting them, it's like dry and they're like, and
it's like, no, no, you could just let that go.
Do you? Like this not at all.
No, let it go. You don't know the right grip.
You don't know the right like where it likes to be held.
What happens at a Jack? That's the worst part too, man.

(38:05):
Women don't just they don't understand ejaculation from a
male. I don't know how you know, I
I've seen plenty of orgasms and people were like, well, she
could have been fake. You can't fake a wet spot, baby.
Listen. But the worst part is though,
like, do it and then like you start coming and then they'll
stop. Fuck that.
Lost it. Yeah, I'll just bro like you.

(38:27):
He knows. He knows like.
But how many years of and like hours of practice?
Like I mean once once a guy learns that he got.
He got me immediately. Like it was just like they were
meant for each other. Yeah, they were meant for each
other. So if I ever give you a
handshake with my left hand, I understand that has beat my
meat. Mike doesn't shake hands

(38:48):
anyways. He's always touch.
My hands are always so sweaty, bro, it's always so sweaty.
All right, we're going to read acouple of.
So this is the new segment, Ladan.
No, it is not. Yeah.
It is that was that's. Life and Dylan or Life and
Dylan? Ladan is life advice with Mike
and Dylan. No, it was Dylan and Mike.
Well, whatever. Damn.

(39:09):
These are low stake conspiracies.
We just did a life. Advice.
We just did. Yes.
So the last one was a LADAM. That was one of the ideas for
the podcast. Name was Ladam.
This is low stakes. Conspiracies.
Yeah, I try to make something funny.
I'm not going to do it. All right, Mickey Mouse, never
die, all that guy. So these are conspiracies that

(39:31):
are just fun. Like, it's not something like,
you know, fucking Hitler didn't die.
He just, he, he got out into a black man's body, and that black
man is Al Sharpton. It's not any of those, OK?
There's not anything where you're like, what?
What the. What the fuck did you just say?
Like what? It's like, yeah.
Adrenochrome. That's one of them.
That's one of the ones where I'mlike.
The moon landing. If I look into the I don't

(39:51):
believe the moon landing just cause look look how was we live
streaming back then. That's the only thing I don't
get is how was you live streaming in space with that
technology? I mean, it's just like how they
got the fucking news to your house back then.
Too, I love it because like flatearthers, here's the thing, I

(40:14):
give credit to flat earthers because they, I don't know what,
where, where they're getting their research from that they've
done a lot of it because every flat earther you meet has wrote
a book on it. Every single one of them there.
You cannot meet a flat Earther that has not wrote a book on the
subject. Well, my favorite thing is when
they do the tests and they're like, well, it's not matching up
to what it should be if the earth is flat.
Yeah, cuz it's not fucking flat.I.

(40:34):
Don't know, but anytime one of them starts talking I never
argue because I don't know enough about the earth being
round. Have you seen the one like fight
back against them? Have you seen the one where
they've got like a hole in the boards?
And technically, if they shine the light holding a flashlight,
you should be able to see the flashlight through the two holes
like at night. And they're like, I can't see
the flashlight. And they're like, hold the

(40:55):
flashlight above your head and they end up getting it up to the
height of the world being round.And then they could see the
flashlight and they're like. What if those guys are actually
I want to, I want to plants. No, no, no, yeah, plants, but I
wanted to call them something roundies.
What if those guys are actually roundies?
What are they called? Globalists or Globe Round Earth?
I don't. I don't know.

(41:15):
You can't say there's flat earthers across the globe
though, and they're across the plate, but they could be
roundies that have been planted there to make.
It's like the guy who tried to build the rocket.
To yeah, No, he was fully committed.
Yeah, he was. He was there.
If you, if you, I don't know if the listeners obviously might
not know that story, but there was a guy he wanted to prove the
Earth was flat, so he bought a rocket so he could shoot up a

(41:38):
space. He died from it.
So we'll never know. Yes, we do know.
We'll never know. I've never been up there.
Listen, that's all I if I see itwith my eyes, I'll be like, yes,
if someone comes with me and is like, what do you think about
the moon? I don't care because I can't.
I can't prove her tonight. What do you think about that?
I can't prove her tonight bro. I think, I think Neil deGrasse

(41:58):
Tyson explained it the best is like getting that many people to
lie all at the same time and nobody come out and like be a
whistleblower about the moon landing.
Like it would be harder. It's easier.
Today to do that then all right,it's easier back then to do it
than it is to like we look at that it's harder to get

(42:19):
everybody to lie with this mindset of today we're back
then. If you knew a fucking secret who
are you telling your neighbor like hey brother y'all work
there was like what you going togo you shot that at the Walmart
Well it. Literally took like hundreds of
thousands of people to get somebody onto the moon and so
you would have to have. Unless you faked it, then it it

(42:39):
looks like you, you just like, yes, look at this.
It's like proven things that they've actually done where they
go over to a different kind of. I'm not bro.
I'm not saying look, look, I'm playing devil's advocate, right?
I'm not. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Conspiracy. Yeah, yeah.
I'm playing devil's advocate right now, OK?
But it's like you going over to another country and you paying
30 people to run around angry and throw things.

(43:00):
You can make a country look likethey're revolting against their
leader. Thus you could go over there and
conquer them for their oil. That's all I'm saying is like,
you can make it look like a bunch of people worked on.
Well, not a lot of people worked.
On another thing though, is, I mean, technically we were in a
space race with Russia. If Russia had any inkling that
we did not actually go and do what we said we did, they would

(43:22):
call us out on it, or China, or any of the other world powers
and like they have found the actual land.
How is Russia telling America that we did that, whether we
faked that? What do you mean?
How are they telling them that? I mean, if you understand that
somebody lied, OK. And then you could you could you
could be like, hey, that was a lie. 45 years later, hey, you're
not going to take it seriously. Everybody's going to be like,

(43:44):
Oh, this guy's just a but we getpropaganda all the time.
That's what I'm saying, though, is I'm not saying them.
I don't care if the fucking theywent to the moon or not.
I'm not a science guy. I'm not here to I'm here to make
people laugh and have a good time and joke around about shit.
But I'm saying if they want you to believe something, you'll
fucking believe it. Like if, if, if it's been proven

(44:07):
with everything like it, we got people defending like, Oh, well,
you know, hey, we got to have charge people for healthcare.
But why? Because who's going to pay the
doctors when it doesn't go to the like?
People will say that like, well,how are doctors going to get
paid? Well, we're going to get more
taxes, not look at other countries.
They fucking free healthcare andthey're not like, oh God, we get

(44:29):
we pay them taxed out of the fucking ass for nothing, bro.
Like we don't. That doesn't benefit us at all.
Yeah, they don't fix the roads. They don't.
Right. They don't do shit with it.
You just get taxed for no reason.
It's like the whole thing about like we need to and increase,
you know, how much workers are paid.
People will be like, well, then the cost of goods will go
through the roof. And it happened anyways like it
happened. Anyways, and raised the price

(44:50):
before they paid the people. If someone in Here's the thing
about history, whoever got it out there, it's not even about
the fucking victor, it's about whoever could spread it the
farthest. That's history.
Like with anything, it's just whoever got their fucking story
out is what made history and then once it goes into a
textbook, bro, you have to like that's it.

(45:12):
If you fucking and it's so crazywith today like saying, oh,
well, this is looked at differently and this is looked
at differently and this is looked at differently.
You're never allowed to questionscience history, nothing until
someone says oh wait, it was wrong or you are cat.
I'm not listen, flat earthers are loving me right now.
I am not saying that bro. I've seen pictures of around
earth. That's where I'm a go with OK, I

(45:34):
got pictures of around. I ain't got one God damn plate
photo yet of Earth. I ain't got one ice wall photo.
And not a singular 1, not a black and white, not a nothing.
Nobody's ever went up to that ice wall was just.
Like, well, you can't get past the firmament to that's up to
look back and that's up to yeah,but you can't get out there to
take a picture of that. Like you can't get outside far
enough to be able to show the Flat Earth.

(45:55):
That's that's why they. But show me a wall bro.
Like I want to see a Game of Thrones type wall.
It's in Antarctica. This is all I'm saying.
Like we like right now technically you are in a better
time for things to happen and kind of get a general idea of
what is going on. People be like when these days
you don't, yes you do because you got motherfuckers on TikTok.

(46:16):
That's like, hey man, we ain't see no teenagers.
We saw big tall fucking aliens walk out of a God damn portal.
Hundreds of people were saying that still.
Once again, I'm just like, Nah, you know what?
Until the aliens pop out of the portal in front of me.
Then I'll be like, look, there'sportal popping aliens.
I have been all over this place.And we are playing Magic the
Gathering later tonight. But I am saying like if things

(46:37):
happen, it is better now. Like now we have them saying,
hey, this is identified. We don't know if it's human,
which honestly I think is a way for us to be like a little space
threat. Pay more taxes guys so we can
make fucking I don't know, Gundams.
Like at this point go what is the what is the US government
need to fight people with Gundams?
Like we made Transformers so we could fight the aliens.

(47:01):
Did we even get we didn't even get into that conspiracy before
we you read the title and then went straight into.
I never read any of these titles.
I immediately went into ramblingabout dumb shit.
That's gonna be like, people aregonna be like Mike.
I think you read the title of the first one, Mickey Mouse one.
OK Mickey, OK, so now we're going to go into the low stakes

(47:22):
conspiracies. Once again, like I said, I am
not choosing a side on that. I simply was playing devil's
advocate. I do believe the Earth is round.
I want to say that the moon landing, I don't give a fuck.
It was real. If it was fake, who gives a
fuck? But that is an American thing to
do in a competition. As if we can't do it.
We will say we did. We will say we did.

(47:43):
There's people that are a whole lot smarter.
Once again, I'm not saying it's Neil deGrasse Tyson because he
comes off like a ass hat every time I see him.
Sometimes, yeah. Like he's just he, yeah, every
time he's like, oh, I'm gonna put it in layman's terms.
Never does. And rambles around a point
instead of like definitively given that point.
So if you had, if I had something that said, hey, this

(48:05):
will shut you up on the matter, I would just say it.
He doesn't. He goes like around to it and he
creates a straw man argument essentially where you pose a
question. It's the same thing Ben Shapiro
does. Can't fucking stand them where
they like, they'll pose or a question will be posed to them.
So they will take that question and then they'll morph it into
the question that they want to answer and then answer that
question. And you're the moron for not

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fucking getting it. Yeah.
Essentially, and I gave the bothsides of that.
God damn, I hate people boxing me in.
They do. They box that.
Look at the fucking comments man.
I say anything. Well, they boxed me in.
There was one person in there that had recently messaged about
the fact that we have gotten political imparts and they were

(48:46):
absolving us of like, hey, you guys aren't like far left or far
right. Just say what the fuck you
think. And I agree.
But also like there is that thing of, yeah, you if you say
anything in support of the otherside that people don't like or,
you know, vice versa, it's automatically like, oh, you're
that person now. I want to meet the guy who is
like far on both sides. The same guy.

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Yeah, not the center guy, but he's like on, but like he's
like, listen, we need to put litter boxes in schools for
Arthurian sons and daughters andnon gendered people of non
adulthood. And then also eradicate the Jews
so they can't kill us with the Jewish space lasers.
Because I think that person right there would be the

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catalyst for America coming together to stop that guy
because he'd just be all the crazy things from both sides.
He just takes those and he just like, can't.
Go to school with at least a handgun and a semi automatic
rifle of some sort in order to ensure.
You must learn all I identify asa frog person and you must learn
all 967 of my pronouns or I willcome to school with my school.

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What is it called? School given a little firearm.
School issued firearm. Listen, if all the kids have
firearms, yeah. If everybody's super, nobody's
super, mass shootings are not a big deal because if they happen
all the time, then it's just part of our culture.
Yeah, all right. The kids are supposed to be safe
when they leave a school. All I could think of is like,
call me tadpole and you're talking about your frog

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pronouns. Well, they're turning the
fucking frogs gay. Mickey Mouse never dies.
All right, we're going to leave.Read the low stakes conspiracy
now we're getting off this. So low stake conspiracies.
These are conspiracies that we can all talk about and laugh.
OK? Mickey Mouse never dies because
he's taken every drug from the experiments that only work on
mice. 90% of pharma candidate drugs fail on human trials

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because they're shown to work inmice.
That means we invent 10 premium mouse drugs for every human drug
bro mice have. At this point mice do have the
greatest drugs. So it's like bro everything
cancer cured in mice. We gave it to a kid bursting
flames. Craziest shoe you ever saw.
But the mice bro, they are great.
So where all these healthy mice?Most only live to two years old.

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Mickey Mouse has just turned 97 and has barely aged.
Is anyone looking into this? They are inventing these
treatments to keep him alive. Life's pretty good if you're a
rich mouse. That's right.
It's kind of like the South Parksolution to AIDS.
Now let's talk. About Walt Disney, there's a lot
of conspiracies there brother. I like the one where they said
they Disney made Frozen so when you searched up Dizzy Frozen I

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wouldn't talk about Disney or Walt Disney's frozen body.
What did he freeze himself? Yeah, apparently.
Oh, nice. He froze his body.
God really did not like Jews as so I was told.
Allegedly. I'm not.
I've not looked into it. Usually if like South Park and
Family Guy make the same joke about somebody.

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Well, that's the wild thing is like.
Speaking some truth. There's so many people that,
like, try to cancel, like creators of different things.
But like, yeah, Walt Disney, nobody stopped driving Fords.
I do love now, though, that both, like, the far left and the
far right together hate Jews. Like they together hate Jews.

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Really. Yes.
Yeah. Oh, man.
Oh, is it? Is it hate?
Jews Or is it like the whole Israel?
No, they hate Jews. Listen, listen, listen.
They'll say Zionist. People will say Zionist just so
I could they could be like, we only hate these part of the
these part of the Jews. But then if you say something
against them, they'll be like, well, you're a Zionist, so they
could call you that to give like, levity on their head.
Like, they could just put it on there.

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But yeah, for they agree on something, which is, listen, I
don't know if it's a thing you should agree on.
You know, the the right says that Jews control the world and
they have all these evil intentions.
And then the left with the, you know, Palestine stuff.
So for the, what I want to say is the first time in history,

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though, the far left and the farright agree on something which
could either give us the, like, the most beautiful moment or
another Holocaust, which to somepeople would be a beautiful
moment. Listen, not us.
It's a start. It's a start to have
conversations. OK?
Just start talking to each otherand extended that olive branch,
OK. I don't know.

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Kiss. God Bless America.
Yeah. A group of people.
Imagine a world where we were just like, you know what?
If we don't like something, we will stop it.
And if we do like like something, we will, you know,
the fucking, the speech and bugslife, a bug's life is great
where the fucking grasshoppers are talking about the fucking

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ants standing up to him and the headache grasshoppers like,
yeah, it was just one puny. And he takes a piece of food and
he throws against Gus just like,did that hurt?
And then he fucking hits that thing and lets all of them fall
on them. And then he's like, you let one
of them stand up to us, and thenthey all stand up to us.
And those ants outnumber us 100 to one.
It's not about food. It's about our way or, you know,
our way of life. Keeping those ants in line.

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Yeah. Because if they stand up to us
and there goes our way of life. The dopest fucking, I don't know
who was, like cooking. Like, I don't know if they were,
like, listening to a Phil Collins track or something.
They're like, man, God, I got AIgot to make a line that's as
good as his soundtracks that he's making for these goddamn
movies. That was before everything had
to have a fuck. Like everything Disney and Pixar

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makes now is like, this is aboutto be the saddest shit you ever
had. Because honestly, we want the
kids to be depressed before adulthood to kill themselves.
I don't fucking know. No, it's just so that you fall
in line and become one of the answers.
Right. They're just like you.
No, children must not believe inmagic.
They must deal with death at five years old.
God, they must deal with all these things.

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But no bro, that's why when theyshit on Mario movie because the
Mario Mario movie didn't deal with nothing.
It was just like, look, we're going to have a fun movie that
gives the fans something like little Easter eggs and shit like
that. That's how we're going to make
this movie and Rotten Tomatoes. This is the funniest Rotten
Tomatoes. Listen, is the most biased,
politically biased review organization there is, All

(54:59):
right? And when they came out and they
were like, the Mario movie was bad and every fucking body was
like, no, we just think you don't know anything about movies
unless they fucking particularlynutsack.
That's like when they gave Dave Chappelle 0 for a stand up.
What? Yeah, 0% of people like Dave
Chappelle's stand up. I'm sure that's a fucking
logical fact. Or he said something that you

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didn't like. And this is what happens when
you let normal people do things,though.
They ruin it. They ruin it with their bias.
But then everybody told Rotten Tomatoes.
Now Rotten Tomatoes was like, yeah, it's actually good.
Like forget about us saying it was bad.
So is it like a specific group that Rotten Tomatoes or is it
supposed to be like all open source, everybody gets to vote?
I have no clue how it fucking works.
I know you should. Rotten Tomatoes will dissuade

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you from watching a lot of good movies.
I don't review, I like, I don't check for reviews for anything.
I'll if it looks interesting, I'll watch it.
I was watching Invasion on AppleTV or whatever and I had
finished watching Silo and For All Mankind, and those are
great, like sci-fi. What is Invasion?
So basically it's it's some sortof alien life form.

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I shut it off. Is it where they have to go to
the elevation? No.
Oh man, I watched that one with Anthony Mackie.
It came out like last year and it deals with aliens and like
they can only go. They can't exceed a certain
elevation. One of the worst movies I've
ever seen. Like it is.
So there's no, I can't even describe.

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The monsters look cool. That's what I hate, man.
They'll get a cool looking monster and then they'll just.
They're like everything else, bro.
Watch the movie. Like Anthony Mackie looks like
he does not want to be there. Yeah.
He's like, yeah, I'm just, I'm collecting a paycheck.
Well, that's like what this invasion though, they've got,
it's supposed to be told throughfive different viewpoints, like
somebody in Japan, somebody likesome kids in England and all

(56:50):
these other things. And they never show anything to
do with like the actual aliens or anything.
And so like all these situationsare happening and I'm in episode
5 and I'm trying to like keep up.
Like what's the exciting thing that I'm supposed to be
watching? There's nothing.
And so like, I ended up like looking on Reddit and I was
like, does this show ever get good?
Because like, I've already pissed away like 5 hours

(57:11):
watching it, like, and I'm not into it yet.
Does it get to the point where this is interesting and
everybody's like no. Do you know anything about The
Legend of Zelda? I mean, I played.
Huge controversy going on right now.
OK, so apparently there's a studio making a Legend Zelda
movie. So for Zelda, not Link.

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Link is the main character in Zelda.
That's the yeah. OK.
For Zelda, they have cast Transwoman.
Yeah, Transwoman as Zelda. And obviously you know people
are going to lose their shit because people view things
differently. I'm not talking about anybody
viewpoints. I don't give a fuck.

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Okay? God y'all fucking bite in the
comments I'll give a fuck. Looks just like looks just like
Zelda to a fucking T All right, so I'm just saying if the
casting is good, fucking let it ride.
It's not like they're super changing fucking anything.
Let it ride. But then also, if someone's like

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they're both wielding master swords, let them do it.
Like God Bless America like thisis.
We're all supposed to have opinions.
Not all of our opinions are supposed to fucking agree.
You don't have to hate somebody because their opinion.
You don't have to dislike somebody.
All right? Yeah.
They just think that. Yeah, you can.
You can say jokes. You could do whatever.
Honestly, I think that welcomes you in society even more.
And then there comes a beautifulmoment in time where a new group

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comes up and everybody's joking on them.
And then like, look at the gays.The gays are joining us on
jokes. They're joining us on racism.
That's beautiful. All right.
Well, black people, they they join us.
They are on the fucking, they join white people on whatever
racism or if they don't like it.And that is America.

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That is people come together from all walks of life who have
different cultures that other cultures.
They don't like what happens in their culture.
And then all these people have different family values and
opinions and all these things. They you don't have to like
everything, all right, You can sit there and not like something
absolutely that is within your right.
But once we learn how to like, coexist and be able to fucking

(59:20):
crack jokes on each other, man, that is a country.
Yeah, well, like in in real, like actual having fun, not like
just cheating on people. But I don't know, I think it's
sad people are the ones that make the jokes that.
Well, and they find a way to be offended, like they look for a
way to be offended like with thetrans thing, with all the like,

(59:42):
I mean, either which way, eitherwhich way you feel on trans
people, like is the movie good? Like did you find that out
before you got the worst? Thing though, because then like
listen Disney does have AI don'tknow if who's what production
companies run this like I said, looks exactly like Zelda yeah,
Disney does it just too it was like come on look we need some

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black and gay people to watch this movie That's the worst
example of doing that though, because if you change something
and you make the movie good not a lot of people give a fuck no
or if you take something and then you make it like the source
material and say that the sourcelike it was with the Addams
family and turning Gomez into a Hispanic guy yeah, which was
from the source material and people are like but what about

(01:00:24):
the white and it's like no no, you can look back here and see
that we're not just like. Come on Mexicans, we need y'all
to get into these theaters ticket with the ticket prices.
Look, ticket sales are hurting right now, OK?
There is absolute pandering where you're where you're
fucking relying more on trying to be progressive for a dollar

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then saying hey, like, you know,we're just like switching things
up, being different, trying to make money off of somebody's
Disney. Honestly, what Disney does is
they're like, all right, what who's trending right now?
Trans, gay, gay people, black people, Hispanic people want to
roll a dice like. Have you?
They do it to a malicious degree.
You don't have Apple TV, do you?They did like some sort of deal

(01:01:08):
on Amazon where it was like 3 bucks a month and I was like,
yeah, 3 bucks, so I'll throw it at it.
And so I started watching Tudio,it's with ETH Rogen and all
that, and they went through that.
They made the Kool-aid movie andso they had a ice cube as the,
the guy that was going to voice the, the kool-aid man.
And then they're like, is that racist?

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And so then they go through likethis whole thing and then
they've got a, they decide to make like each person a
different, like minority of different sorts, like this
person's gay, this person's Asian, this.
Person's like on a Netflix movie, like here's the thing
about inclusiveness. You don't need it.
Like, go to what friend group has an Asian, a black guy, a gay

(01:01:51):
guy, a gay black guy, much different than the gay white guy
or gay Asian guy. We kind of loop those together.
The trans person, the, you know,the woman who is asexual, the
fucking pansexual. Then you got all the, you know,
no, no group is like that. Yeah.
Communities tend to be people ofthat.
I mean, of course, with, you know, communities, you have like

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a lot of white people and a lot of black people.
So if you have a movie like that, no one's thinking like,
oh, this is. But if you got a movie where
just everybody from all walks oflife for the sake of you need to
include them or you're being insensitive is preposterous.
That is a preposterous take. Very dumb at the same, like I
said, at the same time, like if you have a gay, it doesn't ruin

(01:02:33):
your fucking movie. No, like if you have a they
exist. Like whether you think being
trans is real or not, they are people who say they are.
So you will have it just becausethat's in a movie or that's in a
you shouldn't be like Oh well I fucking nod hate this and.
And I think that's the problem though, is, is like with the

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studios and the different ways that they're making media now,
it's forcing it into the storyline rather than just
making a great story that happens to be.
I'm telling you this right now. Look, if you made, I'm going to
say it right now, if you made a gay trans black Terminator, OK,

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everybody's going to be pissed if some people go to that movie,
all right? And that gay black trans
Terminator just like walks in, blows the guy, heads off fucking
and fucking just like rips the helicopter house guy.
People are going to be like dopemovie, bro.
Yeah, like Lou, you got to try it out.
And they'll be like, whoa, that fucking a bitch, taking
everybody down like people wouldfucking they would respect that
more than you saying, Hey, I want to make this movie.

(01:03:36):
IA lot of times they're just like, look, we're going to make
it word for word like the cartoon.
And the only thing is different is we're making this character
black. And that's when you're saying,
Hey, we want to seem like we're progressive in the sake of.
Money, right, Well, and that's the part is like, as long as
you're making good stuff, like that should be first goal.
Not did we include everybody? Did we make this storyline fit

(01:03:59):
this new gay character that we created?
Like because honestly, you're doing a disservice to both
sides. Like somebody's going to get mad
because there's a gay person in there and then you're writing a
shitty story for this gay couplejust to put it in there.
Like don't just force inclusivity and like make it
make sense and that it's a better story because of it, not
just because like, oh, we need to get this demographic like

(01:04:22):
make a great story. I saw people will like it.
The biggest thing though is whenthey like have a woman main
character and say that they're abad ass.
OK, and then you'll get all these dudes be like, Oh my God,
they're trying to be so progressive.
No woman can. No guy can do that, bro.
No guy can walk into anywhere. It doesn't matter how fucking
John Jones, OK, The literal likeapex of our species in terms of

(01:04:44):
like fight knowledge. And if you fight that guy, you
will absolutely lose no matter who you are in life.
OK, That guy could not walk intoa building and fight thirty guys
that are. I don't know, especially the
ones with guns. Yeah, nothing about John Wick is
real. One guy is not doing all this.
Well I just love how how they all are so polite and take

(01:05:05):
turns. Right, like, nobody's just like,
all right, there's like 40 of us.
We're just going to jump on it one time, one time, right?
You can in the movie, Just we should make that just my name is
Blake Firestorm. Random gay fucking mantasy name.
I call them Mantises because that's what they are like Fast
and Furious and shit like that. John Wick, they're mantises.

(01:05:27):
We can't do that. Jack Reacher.
Nobody's doing that. Nobody's just like picking up on
that shit. They don't exist.
People like that don't exist. When you think of Navy Seals,
special OPS, Green Beret, are they more athletic?
Yes. Are they more intelligent?
Maybe. Maybe they you could have like
they send these guys through thetest, OK, And it's not like you

(01:05:49):
got to score at a genius level. And then every training on from
there on is physical. So yes, physically they're going
to be able to. They're not sitting there just
like I can read everybody's faceand I know everything that's
going on and I'm like the Super like the people who detect lies.
That's almost a fallacy. The fucking lie detection
people. That's like look at his body
language. And there are tales like if

(01:06:10):
someone I don't know feels guilty, but there's also things
called like anxiety. There's people fucking that are
that have, you know, on the spectrum and shit like that
where you can't fucking where normal tales of and there's just
so much shit that we see in media that just gets people to
fucking think that like, oh, these guys, there's nobody like
that. OK, Especially with fast view.

(01:06:30):
We ain't flying. We ain't ramping up cars through
helicopters. Yes, we are that that happens
all. The time, all the time.
Guys walk into buildings like John Wick where there is 45
individuals with guns that once again all walk up, sometimes 2
at a time. Sometimes they do.
Every once in a while when you need to get that if they.
Can really choreograph it reallywell and you know I love my
favorite thing is how they always use the guy for the body

(01:06:52):
shield and it's like is everybody shooting with 22?
He's like what is happening because it's not going through
the guy. You don't see the guy like the
guy fall down and the dude stilllike shot like 9 times.
She's like oh fuck that didn't. Work.
That worked so bad. It's just it's all it is all at
the end of the day, you have to understand it is all make belief
and that you got to kind of dropyour well, you know a big tough
man bro, it does not matter. And a lot of the guys who

(01:07:13):
fucking flame about the shit will be like, like me fat dudes
with neck beards. And it's like, bro, we ain't
doing nothing. We ain't walking.
We ain't walking into a room with six females and winning.
So calm the fuck down. Like you're going to get like
three of them. OK, I'll give you that.
You're going to gas. All right.
And I don't know if you know this, but a man with no
endurance that is, is gassed out.

(01:07:35):
A couple teenage kids can beat you up.
So it's, I mean, I'm talking about like 10-11 years old small
little guys. If you have if you're sitting
there trying to catch your breath, your arms won't fucking
work bro. Like you don't have oxygen
running through your body. Your muscles will start
gramping. You lose dog.
Like it's people get wrapped up too much in the fantasy and it
is the my mantasy. I I kick everybody.

(01:07:57):
'S it's just people have to findthe fucking the middle ground
and they refuse to do it. Well, once again, it's just a
story. Like that's the whole point of
any of this. Entertainment is like
entertaining. Is this going to be a dark
episode? No, this is, this is, we're
sending it. Yeah, we're sending it.
And hey, look, if you, if you listen to this and you're like,
I'm sorry, Mike and Dylan, but Icannot listen to this anymore

(01:08:18):
because I believe the last part,we did go harder on a little on
one side more actually. I feel like I feel like we were
pretty fair on both sides. Yeah, we ran straight.
To listen, if you listen to thispodcast and you're like, I just
can't follow you anymore, understand you don't get a
Reaper around behind it any so if you're lost, bud.
We're going to check if you're following us when you get there.

(01:08:39):
Like that's the admission. When you, when people post
though that I'm not watching this anymore, I, I know it hurt
your feelings because if somebody does it, I don't ever
like watch a show and I'm like, look, I'm a call up Seinfeld.
It just wasn't good, bro. It just wasn't good.
Or I'm like commenting on there,your feelings got hurt and it's
OK to get your feelings hurt, but you know, you don't have to
get your feelings hurt and then hate something.

(01:08:59):
Yeah. I don't know we're going to do
another low stakes conspiracy. I.
Don't think we should do any because God damn this has been
one. Like people are like, I don't.
We're at an hour and 10. I don't know if he, I don't know
if Mike is a gay trans guy or ifhe just is a flat Earther that
hates Jews. I'm honestly confused.
How about I'm just a normal person That's just like, look, I

(01:09:19):
hear what this side's saying. I hear what this side's saying.
I want to hear those things and then I'm going to develop my own
opinion. Oh, you can't do that.
He can't. You have to.
And once pick a side you have toyou have.
To pick a side look, No. All right, console companies
became manufacturing stick driftinto controllers during the 8th
generation. Yeah, I brought this one because
you had mentioned. It we were literally we were

(01:09:40):
literally talking about that. So I have a controller that has
like major anybody else would throw the controller away.
It has major stick drift to the left, but I naturally
overcorrect recoil with a gun bygoing right and I don't know
why. It's always something been
something my brains just like. So that controller is like if I
was using that controller in competition, I'm getting an an
advantage from that controller. It's my favorite fucking

(01:10:03):
controller just cuz it has it tothe left so.
That's like back in the day whenI used to go over to my buddies
house and play like Super Nintendo.
He had like the cheat controllers that would just like
spam a button. And so you could just turn it on
to like spam the a button or whatever when you're like in
Street Fighter or something likethat.
And so he's just like, who you, who you?
How do you can? How do you can I just remember

(01:10:26):
being kids, man, and so many kids just like screaming stop
while I'm sitting there fucking low kicking them in Mortal
Kombat and he's like, well, I'lldo something to hit me.
Do something to hit me. Then if you don't like it, do
something to beat me. That's what I mean.
Or with. Baraka where he'd do that
fucking thing, bro. I spam.
If you got into a corner, I'm spamming that on you, bro.
And the kids will be like, you're doing the same over thing
overnight. Am I winning?
I'm winning. Am I winning?

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Well, we, that's why me and Jesscan't play together because I
think I got Street Fighter for PS3.
It was like a Sega pack or whatever.
And so we were playing it and, and just by pressing buttons, I
figured out one of the combos. I didn't even like look it up to
figure out what the combo was, but like, I knew it.
And then it also like led me to have a couple other ones.
So I just do like the same two or three combos and just like

(01:11:07):
spank her. She's like, you're just doing
the same thing over and over again.
I was like, yeah, but like, why?Do the games got stupid when you
couldn't like press start and look up how to do combos?
Yeah, like why just take that islike now you just go, I don't
know, you got figured out. No, you go on game whatever.
I can't remember what the website used to be, but used to
have all the cheats. I remember cheat CC, that's the

(01:11:27):
one we always use. cheatcc.com. Shout out if they're still
around. They probably have like porn ads
and shit now because. I think we probably just go on
to the next one. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, I ain't got
to read that one, all right. Instagram dumpster diving videos
are mainly fake. My case, it's more profitable to
fill dumpsters with empty box, empty boxes and packaging for

(01:11:49):
expensive items for Instagram views than it is to shop, or
than it is for shops to fill their dumpsters with expensive
items. Seems a bit too consistent in
their delivery of entire dumpsters filled with unopened
Pokémon card packages or whatever.
That definitely is fake because you can understand supply and
demand all right where they are.Like those videos started based

(01:12:10):
in reality, especially with likemakeup companies because in
colognes and shit like that. Because the same place that a
Cologne that is sells for hundreds of dollars, that's the
same place colognes that are that sell for like 6 bucks.
Axe body spray that they come from the same factory.
They cost the same amount to make.
Especially with makeup and shit like that.
You are literally paying for a name at that point.

(01:12:31):
You are paying for a name, so it's not shit to throw those
away. Not a motherfuking thing to,
especially if that's your store's brand.
Well like with food if anything hits an expiration date or
clothes that like they didn't sell all of the things.
Just throw it out man, it cost us way less to give it so.
Yes, and they write it off so. Expensive is literally a state

(01:12:51):
of mind. That is it.
That's expensive is just, I think this is expensive.
So I'm going to say it is, yeah.Like with diamonds, diamonds are
like one of the most over abundant materials, yet they
cost a lot because, well, they're expensive.
It's a diamond. Like, do you got any diamonds in
your backyard? No Expensive.

(01:13:12):
Well, and it's the. When you come up with all these
diamonds, you can say it's not expensive, OK?
Well, and it's the cut and everything that really
technically makes it anything. But I mean, the big thing with
the dumpster diving though is like, it's not saying that that
doesn't exist, but the fact thatthese same creators can go out
and dumpster dive on a regular basis and find great.
Shit, there's no Pokémon set that you're going to find.

(01:13:35):
I'm trying to think of 1, the worst one, probably evolutions
within that found a fucking community, you know, a couple
fucking years later. Because that was a joke,
Pac-Man. Because a, it was.
I don't know who they were targeted as.
There was nothing competitive inthose packs that added to the
metagame and hole and there was nothing collector's wear.

(01:13:56):
Anytime there's a Charizard in the set and it's a reprint of
base set. So you know they have the base
set Charizard except for it's a it's not the one that you want.
So it's just a reprint of them. And I think that one still goes
for like a hundred 200 bucks nongraded.
But even those sets found popularity.
So if you go to a dumpster that's full of Pokémon cards,

(01:14:19):
Popeye was running the store. I don't know.
Hey, like nobody ever walked into the store.
Well, and I think now too with the prevalence of like Amazon
and returns and all the other stuff, you could easily offload
that to one of these, you know market stores that they just.
It's a lot easier for me to go buy $200, you know, $100 worth
of fucking product, put it in there and then make a couple

(01:14:40):
videos out of it. So absolutely, that one's
definitely that should be commonknowledge.
That should be 99% of interactions you see on social
media is fake pranks. For ours.
Yeah, pranks fake. The ones where like it's some
wholesome shit. Fake 99.9 times out of 10.
Now double it, give it to me. Yeah all this shit, the double

(01:15:00):
it give it to the next person. St. interviews the fucking
political figures that you see fucking debate with somebody
fake bro. They're paying that person to
say dumb things to make them look better.
It is It is hard for two people to argue about something smart
and then someone who doesn't know what the fuck they're
talking about relate with one ofthe guys.

(01:15:21):
It's a lot easier for someone toseem smart with the other person
talking about things that you absolutely do not like for you
to side with the other person. Then they don't have to say all
these smart things. They don't have to come at you
with facts and stuff like that. They could just essentially side
with you because the other person is like the far.
They're all the far end of the spectrum and they're just dumb.

(01:15:41):
And you know how they're fake? Because if someone has enough
Gunther, if they have enough gusto in their body where
they're like, I know this political guy is coming up to my
city, I'm going to go wait in line to tell this motherfucker
how I feel about him. They are not within two
sentences going to be like, well, maybe I do agree with you.
Maybe you're on to something. Maybe I'm an idiot.
Wow. Maybe you should watch those

(01:16:03):
videos and understand that we there is a division that is
purposely happening in our country for whatever reason you
wanted to believe. I don't give a fuck.
But you got to understand when you watch those videos, they're
fucking fake. And 99% of people on the other
side probably don't agree with that person and they're insane
takes. Like it was like, oh, I believe
a baby should be aborted 10 minutes out of the womb and

(01:16:25):
you're like what the fuck? Oh my God.
They believe. No, no they don't.
The same thing. They should ship all black
people out of the country. They believe that.
No, they don't. Some do.
Crazy people do. A few of the.
Right. A few of the crazy people, not
even all the crazy people. Some people are just crazy to
themselves or they're crazy about fucking stick drift on a

(01:16:48):
controller dumpster diving. Not everybody is fucking just
this wacko that they always takethe the characterization of the
other side, whoever they can find, like the one lady that was
like this is a good. I'll try to find a good example
for both. OK, I like to be fair, all
right, fair, but firm. That's how I like to Yeah, I
like to be fair and firm. OK, That's what that's the way

(01:17:11):
you respect me as a father. All right, so there was one
where this guy, he's a big political person for the left,
which honestly, they shit on himmore now than the fucking other
side does. But he's sitting there
interviewing this lady. And he was like, do you think
that we would let or do you think Jesus would be allowed in
America? And she's like, as long as you
went through the proper protocol, he's like, so you

(01:17:32):
think just fake, bro? Yeah, sorry, it's fake.
And then you'll see shit on the other side where they're just
like, like I said, the fucking nine month abortion or fucking,
you know, you should be able to exchange a three-year old And
then everybody's like, what the fuck they believe.
No, no, nobody's sitting there fucking believing that shit.
If you even talk to I, I would say a great majority on the left

(01:17:56):
would be like, bro, the science is not out on trans people
fucking playing in sports. We don't know the fucking
advantage they got, which is kind of obvious.
They do. If someone starts like setting
records in the sport, there's a little bit of like, we have to
figure things out on what time does testosterone fucking not be
prevalent, All that shit. So nobody is sitting here like
normal people aren't sitting here with these fucking takes.

(01:18:16):
There are people that you can look at that you can agree with,
that you can extend an olive branch to, that you can speak to
OK even if they do not 100 like if they disagree about things.
Oh yeah, and it should be a conversation.
It shouldn't just be a dictate from on high.
That might have been the worst, the worst segment we decided to
do because man, we fucking everything I.
Think that's what people want but now I.

(01:18:38):
Don't know, it's good to get your views out there because.
Are we going to do a second one?We're at an hour 20.
An hour 20 look, you get Mike look, Mike and Dylan love
politics is the next one. That's the next podcast.
Check it out where Mike just says like the most insane shit
to you because once again, I'm not playing the game, bro.

(01:18:59):
Like that's The thing is I'm notgoing to play the game because
if and I love people, that's like, well, if you and they're
on both sides, they're like, well, if you don't partake in
this, you're just as bad as the problem is great.
All right, so we guys, I'm the problem.
I'm OK, I can go to bed at nightknowing that I'm the problem
because I have seen people clamor about one president

(01:19:22):
fucking nothing changed. I've seen people, I mean, I'm
talking about idolize these motherfuckers as a God could do
nothing wrong. And I've seen back-to-back, so
probably back all right, back-to-back to back.
Shit progressively get worse. Yeah, well, The funny thing is
though, is during those times, it's always the other side's

(01:19:43):
fault. It's like this is because of
that person and. It's like, what?
That's how they have it set up. It's like it wasn't your guy.
It was Congress that held him back.
It was the Senate that held him back.
It was this that held him back. It was.
That it's still, it's still recovering from the last person
and. Yeah.
Oh, yeah. How do you fix all the stuff
from the last person? And then in 10 years when things
go well, they'll be like, well, it was because of this person.

(01:20:05):
And there that's what obviously what did it, bro, at some point
you have to realize you the system is broken, OK?
And the more you play along in it, the worse it gets.
Well, the more you hate your neighbor, I think that's the
biggest thing. And it's it's like the Ant like
to call back to your, you know, grasshopper speech.

(01:20:25):
It's it's as long as you look atyour neighbor that disagrees
with you politically or whatever, as long as you look at
them as the enemy, they will always keep you fighting this
stupid little fight that nothingever changes.
Nothing ever gets better. Nothing actually progresses
forward. I don't know the I don't know
the numbers from the election from Kamala and Trump, bro.

(01:20:48):
I knew that was foregone conclusion.
I was I was pulling for nobody. You know what I'm saying?
I'm sitting here pulling for nobody and fucking my wife's
just like, well, you know, I think expert and I'm like, you
don't pay attention. Like you don't pay attention.
You don't talk to people like you got to get out of your
people. Like people hang out in the echo
chambers, like they don't actually go out and like talk to
people. Well, that was like 2016.
Like I knew for a fact. Right.

(01:21:09):
Like I was driving down the road.
I was like, where's the Hillary sign at?
I think this motherfucker from The Apprentice is gonna win guys
like shit. But go to the election between
Joe Biden and Donald Trump whereit was split 7575 OK, 75 million
people standing up to you is scary. 150 million people

(01:21:29):
standing up to you is the ball game.
Like that's it like if you got if you can, if you think that
you potentially have a chance toto to rally half to help you,
you feel a little bit better if you understand nobody's got your
back. Oh fucked, you're fucked.
Like that's it, but. Oh, the the black vans are here

(01:21:50):
now, yeah. Yeah, we got a so guys.
I mean, we enjoyed you watching the last episode of our podcast
before we get suicided, before we suicide ourselves.
Hopefully they suicide me in a quick way.
You think? It's going to be a murder
suicide. Since there's two of us, they've
got to make it look like one of us.
Oh it could be one of those, could be 1.
I hope they suicide me in like anon painful way.

(01:22:12):
Or they torture you. Yeah, I don't want like a like a
he's suicide in himself, a soundhimself on fire.
That's a Michael would never do that one.
Jesus. Well, that sounds good.
Yeah, well, we, we, we enjoy youguys tuning in and completely
understand if you never come back later, later.

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