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Bear nimble bound down my candela.
Nate but the Bow Wow teach me how to do teach me how to do
teach me teach nobody. They don't explain how to Dougie
and fuck, it's on. Oh really?
I don't think so. I've never Dougie before.
I've done the cha cha slide and the what's.
What's the other wedding ones ordance party ones that I think

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I've done the cha cha slide. And what they play at this game,
right? Well, now, back in my day, the
skating rink was like Montel Jordan.
Like this is how you do. It this and it's still there to
this to this. This is how we do it.
Yeah, yeah. I used.
To think I was so cool because Iwas like skating backwards, but
like, I skated backwards like terribly.
And then like I, there's like this cute little Hispanic chick.

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I, I was probably like, you know, 7 or 8 at the time, but
like. I'm so glad I didn't say it's
the Latina dump trucks that I always.
Yeah, but like I was trying to impress her and then she does
the backwards thing and like waysmoother way, like just way more
talented at skating than I was. And I was like, oh, that.
I know I look like an. Idiot.
I just never, I was never able to learn how to skate.

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I grew up in New York where I had a pond in my front yard so
we we could ice skate. So I've been ice skating since I
was like 3 or 4 years old. Yeah, you can't do that down
here. No, it doesn't ever get that
cold to where like you could be like, I can get on that.
Realistically, in North Carolina, every year, many
people died just playing on on the ice.

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It's like an epidemic. It really is.
Every time it gets cold, people just are taken out.
But I want to do the intro real quick for the new.
Well, one second my My dad always called New York
summertime, two weeks of bad skating weather.
That's the way that he classified New New York Summer.
Ah oh, because it doesn't get that 2.
Weeks of bad of bad skating. So basically.

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome toMADHD.
Mike and Dylan Hate, hate drama where we give people advice.
Look, life is rough. And who better to give you
advice then, I don't know, just two fucking guys who suck at
life like it's, it's, I think those doctors that have
everything figured out. All right, Delilah, they don't

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really know about life, brother.All right, who better to tell
you about life than two guys just absolutely going through
the trenches? And I believe that's our.
What is it up that is our positive against like all the
other people that try to give people advice?
Yeah, I mean right there you like you just proved the point
of like how good we are at it that you can't even find the

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words to how good we are at it. I hate when just like normal
words elude somebody, It'd just be the most simple.
You just be sitting there like you know what I'm trying to say,
like if you're. That's my favorite is when
people. Happy about something?
You're elastic. A bad, A static.
A static. That was the word I was.
I like when people are like, youknow the word that I'm looking

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for and they've given you no clues of what they're even
talking about, like where this conversation is going.
So you're like, like it? Always starts off in the
beginning. They're never mid conversation
when they forget the word. You know, you know the word the,
you know what I'm talking about like you know.
Or they'll be like that guy fromthat movie.
I'm like, fuck, I love that dude.
They want the hair. He's got the fucking nose.
Dope. So guys, we understand that it's

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been a rough week for people, all right?
We've lost Ozzy Osbourne, Hulk Hogan.
Someone close, near, and dear toMike's heart.
Hulk. The the guy from the Cosby Show,
I forgot his name. I don't know.
Well, that was what. This is the saddest I believe
because anytime a father is trying to save their child from

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drowning. See, I don't, I don't know about
that one at all. Yeah, so he played Theo from The
Cosby Show. He passed away, tried to save
his child from drowning. And how old are his kids?
Because he was substantially older than we are, isn't he?
Yeah could have been a grandkid.Oh OK could have just been a kid
that listen man God, I'd hate togo out there and drown from a 20

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year old like you suppose you supposed to be drowning for
somebody at this age bar and they're like this is this is
ridiculous, but that one it's really unfortunate.
We're going to get into some corny shit about Hulk Hogan in a
second What's funny is me and Dylan have a transgender friend.
People are going to be like oh, oh, Mike really listen, I who

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somebody is is not going to fucking affect how as long as
you're a good person, I'll fuck with you look I got some friends
who believe the earth is flat. I got, you know, transgender
friends haven't. I think having friends from, you
know, a community instead of just like being targeted, that's
where you get cult like is like when all my friends have to

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believe in this. That's cult like.
I still think it's the same situation as like a lot of like,
not outright racist people, but like the people like where
they're like, well, that person's different.
Like a lot of people are like accepting of their community.
Like if they know a transgender person, they're like, well, that
one's a good one. And that's the that's the
problem. Yeah, they're one of the good

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ones, brother. That's the problem is like
people like to just be like, well, they're the, they're the
good example, but all the rest of them are the problem, so.
But they they hit me up and Sarah was like, yeah, you know,
Ozzy Osbourne died and Hulk Hogan died.
So I knew your country ass was going through it.
I was like, yeah, it's been a rough one.

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It's so goddamn funny too, because I'll tell Sarah all the
time. I'm like, well, when are you
like we're going to get into like boxing or something that
right, Because fucking Sarah beat the fuck out of you.
Amazing that Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.
All right, and then they also dothe gun thing where they like do
like quick draw and they own. What's so funny is if someone

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was like, you know, fucking thisSayers actually super fucking
Republican owns a bunch of guns and shit.
But I always make the joke of like when you going to start
like boxing or something like that?
So I could be a Teddy Atlas because listen, I don't believe
transgender women should be ableto compete in women's sports.
I'm sorry, people are going to be like Mike.

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I don't like that take you something nut sack.
It's just we don't even obviously from the little info
we have, we do know there's a substantial advantage.
But if the if the system is there to be taken advantage of,
allow me to take it advantage ofit.
That was in the Bible. So if it's in the Bible, I can

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do it. And I'm just like, say, look,
you got into boxing. I'll be Teddy Atlas.
We're going to dominate. Maybe, maybe because look, it's
the white transgender to black woman debate on who's better.
Black people just fucking their athletic, right.

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So I don't know if Sarah's goingto be able to take that step up.
Maybe I have to find a black transgender friend kind of even
it out there. I don't know if I've ever seen
that yet. Yeah, I don't know the black
transgender athlete. I don't, I don't keep up with it
too closely. I kind of let it all pass me by.
It's always the whites doing it.The whites.

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Well, see, I think The thing is,is like one of the issues is
that like, if you're just a mediocre athlete anyways, the
chances of you beating like a woman that's a good athlete,
your odds are not that. Good.
Well, actually, high school track stars record faster times
than college women, so you don'thave to be at the top of your

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game. Like if you're competing in, you
know, men's track in the Olympics or fucking the Olympic,
and which that might be fake. That might be a fake thing that
I read. But look, I'm gonna believe it.
I might have saw it off a meme. You know, we all have a little
bit like it doesn't matter if you're you're not a Republican.
Everybody has a little bit of Republican in them.
So, you know, I'll read something just like off of a

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meme or something like that, or half of a Daily Mail.
I think that's your Gen. X, right?
Half of a Daily Mail story. And I'll just be like, I am
going to take this at face valueand run with it.
And then somebody will correct me and I'll see it and I'll just
be like, well, I'm never going to acknowledge that I was wrong,
but I might have been a little bit wrong.
But it would be like like if I started dressing up like a woman

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and I was like, I'm going to runtrack.
Yeah, that's what I'm getting atis like you, you if you are
already like decent in that and then you go and like that's
basically the claim is that likepeople are just like I want to
win stuff. And so it's like.
Harman in the Special Olympics. I don't think anybody's like
transitioning just to win stuff.Like I don't think that that's
like, I mean, you have to reallylike buy in to like want to

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transition. Like it's not just like a, oh,
well, this week I'm going to be a woman.
So there's a little little more to it.
But you know, like, I still think, yeah, like watching some
of the like the especially the combat sports and stuff where
there's a transgender person in there and it's like, yeah,
that's not, that's not just apples to apples, like you're
not equal to a woman just because now you identify as

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well. It's not the same like and so.
What's so funny is, you know, mywife is she's super liberal.
And so when Blake transitioned to Sarah, super supportive.
All right, there was a big change in their personnel.
When someone like does that, it is it is kind of like losing

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like the person you knew is likelosing a friend.
And then just some differences we had in like how to, you know,
speak to each other properly, like, you know, going through
something like that. But you know, Amy was like real
supportive. And then Sarah posted this one
thing about they say transgenderwomen don't have periods and

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like, I'm cramping and blood. And he's like, look, you got to
shut the fuck up, all right? You got to shut the fuck up.
This is the point where you got to shut the fuck up, all right?
Because you're losing us all right.
We'll see. And then there's like the the
turf thing, like the trans exclusive or exclusionary
radical feminists or whatever, like where they don't consider
and like this is where it gets like.
But that's where it. Gets so convoluted.

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If you, if you're, if you're sitting here saying, you know,
don't tell women about their bodies.
And then there's a whole group of women that's like, hey, we
don't fucking recognize you. You got to fucking.
You got to accept it, bro, because they've lived this life
the whole time. You know what I'm saying?
They, they go through the, the biological hardship being being

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transgender is like me just all of a sudden wanting to do black.
I want to be cool like a black person, but I want none of that,
God damn, none of that struggle.Fuck that shit.
I just want to be like, you know?
Well, I don't understand why you.
Have to be nice. Like you don't have to steal the
whole thing to be like, I mean, it can be in its own area, like,
and you can have your own littlesandbox over here that is yours,

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but you don't have to like try and act like you're everything,
all parts of it. But it's it's one of those
things where you can just like be in your own lane.
Like there's it's OK to be in your own lane.
Like because the people that aresis.
Had, you know, this started off with us talking about Hulk Hogan
and he would hate this conversation.
Like I don't get none of that, man.
I don't get none of that gay shit, brother.

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Look, so we're going to get intoa really corny story about me
and Hulk Hogan. All right, So everybody knows
Hulk Hogan with his, you know, if Foo Man shoe not it's not.
I knew it was a handlebar. It was Foo Man shoe.
So my dad actually had one of those when he, and I don't know
what it was, but like he was like skinnier and he had the

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wrinkly face too. So when he was younger, he
looked a little bit like Hulk Hogan.
So I see like Hulk Hogan on TV, man.
And, you know, your dad don't come by.
You don't got a dad. Look, Every dadless kid has
always been like, you know what?If, you know, like, yeah.
So it's like real corny. Look, my dad died, all right?
I was, I was going through that.I fucking loved Hulk Hogan as a

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kid. And I understand, Look, he did a
lot of shit to make people not like him after he was done with
his done with his wrestling career, but he did change an
industry. He was my father.
So you know what you going to do, brother?
I was fucking, I was sad. And then what's so funny is like
as soon as I had found out, someone was just like rest in

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piss. And I'm like, what a terrible
thing to say. What a terrible.
We are all human. We all have flaws.
We all have fucking, you know, shit that's wrong with us.
Was Hulk Hogan a shit stand as aperson?
Probably probably wasn't the best, the biggest cup of tea.
You don't know what that fuckingman go went through on his
day-to-day. You don't know anything about

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his life. I don't know.
I just think it, it was like real fucking just disrespectful
for that to fucking just. Well, I think that's what
everybody likes to they'd like to take a moment of you know, it
really it's his biggest viralitythat he's had in years and that
will he will have for years and take it and make it out like,

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you know, you can take all of the bad from his whole life and
just pinpoint it in this moment and be like, ha, ha, fuck you.
And really it's unless he's likeliterally murdered people.
Like come on, the thing. Is like you have the where he
was the racist shit about his daughter when she was dating the
NBA player. Terrible look.

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Yeah, I don't know. I fucks I fuck with black
people. All right, then you had
literally bro lied about every just industry story that man
would tell would just be a lie to make him look cool and there
were wrestlers that didn't fuck with him.
Still, he changed an industry. I didn't know none of this shit

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growing up too. I had a child molester pop all
right, that was I was just like,fuck, I still love the guy.
He's a terrible person. You know what I'm saying?
So there is that weird. You know, you got to accept
that, you know, people, especially influential people,
like they can do bad now. I don't think there's anybody
out there going, well, you know,I'm just mourning Bill Cosby's

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career. Nobody's going to do that, OK?
That there's a difference between, you know, seeing the
human side of somebody when cameras aren't on and shit like
that and then fucking, you know,rapist.
That's a, that's a different, that's a different kind of
person. You don't know what the fuck
Hulk Hogan's going through when you know someone secretly
recording him in secret. You don't know if he's been
drinking. Someone's baiting him into that
shit. You know, I'm saying so the sex

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tape was so weird. I never ever even.
I was just, that was one thing where I was just like, I'm OK
with that secret you. Don't want to see your dad?
Nope, didn't want to see it. I was like, I'm OK with that
just being a mystery for the rest of my life.
I think the only two that I've ever seen is Kim Kardashian's
and Pamela Anderson's. Those are the only two that ever

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like came across the feed of that situation.
I don't know that any other likecelebrity sex tape like I know a
lot of people like I mean, I guess Paris Hilton and them they
purposely like released theirs right I.
Don't think I've ever seen a celebrity sex tape.
I remember 'cause like, I mean, it was literally back in the
days when you could download shit like and so my buddy had

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downloaded the Pamela Anderson, one of her and Tommy Lee.
And then the Kim Kardashian 1 was like very viral for like 1
like week. I know everybody loved the the
the, that's what made her famous.
Oh yeah, bro, I wish I could suck a Dick and get that.
Just like the power of a sex tape back then.
Oh yeah, if your career was hurting sex.

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Hulk Hogan did it the right way though, man.
Like he did a sex tape and then he fucking sued somebody for
hundreds of millions of dollars.Yeah, make money by trying to
get a. Shot, bro.
Like that's what I want to fucking do.
My fucking leg was like resting on that.
It was hurting fat ass legs. And then we have Ozzy who passed
away. I'm not going to sit here and be
like, I was the biggest Ozzy Osbourne fan.

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Honestly. I remember we lived on a house,
Finch Ave. in High Point. It's not there anymore.
It's like a business. And my step dad's friend would
steal cable so I had not. I'm going to tell a really
fucking stupid story about Ozzy too, because this one fucking

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grinding my gear so God damn long.
Now. My stepdad, his friend, was
still Cable, so we had cable. And of course, my stepdad, I
guarantee you he was, he was dying of Ozzy Osbourne because
he loved him. And I'm not going to like if you
play Black Sabbath, that's something like you could just
sit and listen to it. Doesn't matter if it's if you
like it or not. It's not going to be like, oh,

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my fucking ears are bleeding. He was really good at making
music. So, you know, he has a lot of
really good songs, you know, talking Crazy Train, my mom
coming home. I know pretty much like, you
know, War Pigs, the top fucking general gather in their masses.
I know the biggest songs that hehad, but yeah, my biggest thing

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with him was I just, I watched the whole fucking his whole
reality TV show. Yeah, I never watched that.
Yeah, I just, the whole reality TV show, man, just enthralled.
I was enthralled with that shit.I loved it.
I loved it. I'll do that.
And he was just like, so if you watch other reality TV shows,
like everybody's just like playing it.
Bro could not have gave a slightest fuck that he was on.

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Yeah, I don't give a fuck about none of this.
There's like, we got to make it exciting, you know?
It's all for the wife and kids like to make them famous.
Yeah, pretty much like you guys got to have careers after this,
which you don't. You can just go, bro, go be a
fucking zoologist. The cool thing is, is even if
you make like $30,000 a year, you're rich.

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Like you don't, you can just do what you want to do.
You don't have to be famous. You don't have to do anything
like you can do what literally what you want to do.
But I remember in it was 4th or 5th grade.
I know it was 4th or 5th grade because at Allen Jay, the
elementary school went to, we had those trailers that they
would send you out to the trailers that they had when like
a school was going through construction.

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But our school never went through construction and they
still have those trailers. Down here, they just expand
schools with trailers, yeah. So yeah, Mike went to elementary
school in a trailer. Yes, I did.
All right. So we had a substitute teacher
and when I'm this guy was Dylan,he was you because he's in there
and we have like some work that we're supposed to work on.

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I hated the fucking the teacher that we had.
So her being out was a fucking Miss McMillan. that Lady was a
bitch. That's the one where I had the
hole in my sweatpants and I was like, Oh no, these are different
ones. And she was like the holes, the
holes in the same spot. I'm like, what a bitch, man,
What a bitch. Shut up like straight If my kid
told me that I thought hands with that bitch, like I'm
throwing him. My kid ain't going to wear the

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same clothes every day. But I'm just saying if you say
something like to point out likeif my kids getting bullied and
they're trying to like redirect it and they're not being like a
fucking nuisance or nothing. I was a good kid back then.
They're not trying to be like a nuisance or anything.
And then you just like, no, lookat that.
Yeah, that's bitch activities. But she wasn't there that day.
So we, we had you come in and wehave some work and he's like,

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I'm not going to fucking. He's like, I don't care about
that. And he just pulled out a guitar
and just like plays it pretty much all of the whole class.
So he starts playing crazy trainon the and everybody's like, I,
I, I everybody's. And I'm like, all right.
And I was like, where'd you learn how to play crazy train?
And everybody's like, that's notcrazy.
That's Trick Daddy. I was like, brother, what?

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And they're like, that's Trick Daddy.
And now I feel embarrassed as fuck because I'm like, Oh, I got
that wrong. How the fuck did I get that
wrong? And they're like, what the fuck
is a crazy trying? They're like laughing at me and
shit like that. Did Trick Daddy?
Yeah, he did. The one that let's go with
fucking Lil Jon. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I'm getting roasted right there.
And he's like, whoa, whoa. He's like, this is this is crazy

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Train and he was like, Trick Daddy sampled that.
And that what sample means is that he stole his song and then
put a little beat behind it. And I was like, ah, this is my
song. Read a song over top.
Yeah, and they wrote a song overtop of it.
So he actually a dope dude. Man, I fucking, I can't remember
the slightest thing about that fucking guy.
But listen, if you were a substitute teacher like fucking

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25 years ago and you I believe you would remember that
interaction. But bro, I had like everybody.
I felt so like. 'Cause I was just like, oh crazy
train. Well, the craziest thing with
any of those is like, I mean, there's so many like Tupac songs
and you know, so many like rap songs from all of the, the

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different generations of rap. But like, there's so many songs
of Tupac that then I hear like the sample that was in his songs
and I'm like, holy shit, I didn't.
Like I knew that a lot of these things came from Samles, but I
never heard like the original material.
And then like hearing that song just randomly, I'm like, that's
where they got that from. And it's like literally a song
from, you know, the 60s and 70s and 80s and like, long before

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they wrote their music. And so, yeah, like, I see where
the kids are. Like, no, that's Trick Daddy.
But no, you're, you're fucking wrong.
Like honestly, if you listen to rap music and you hear like any
sort of like distorted guitar, like that's not.
Unless it's a little, unless it's a little Wayne trying to
just give you the worst album you ever heard in your life.
He did that. I never know.
He had one. He had that one song was good

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that I'm high and I hope you catch the foul.
Welcome to my lecture, How cash shake my I love Lil Wayne.
Listen, I'll fucking I love Lil Wayne.
He's one of the I believe he is very underrated.
When people bring up like the like the biggest names and rap

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and shit like that, Well, I understand.
I just can't. I don't like East Coast, a lot
of the East Coast rap, a lot of the East Coast style and shit
like that. I've never really gotten behind
Jay-Z. People putting him at #1 is
fucking just mind blowing. You talk about a guy who was on

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top of the game for maybe five years and not even really on
top, just there at the top for five years.
And then you got like someone like Lil Wayne who was there for
1015 years, yeah, 1015 years. And people are just like Jay-Z.
And I'm like, that's wild because he is not influential
really. I think the only.
Thing he absolutely. He absolutely, I believe, lost

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the beef with Nos. Well, I think it's more so like
his what he's done for like other people, not just just him,
but like I still agree that likeno, it's not like I never.
Really done for them, yeah. Yeah.
And like, I, I think that's whata lot of it is, is like, you
know, supposed to be like the business prowess and like the
what he accomplished, like monetarily.
And it's like that's not what isactually being compared to.

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You're talking about like actualskills, albums released, money
made, like all that stuff. Right, right.
Like if entrepreneurs are givingtheir top ten, you know,
business, those guys and they'relike Jay-Z, I'm like, all right,
yeah, makes sense. Well, a rapper did it too, so
that's even more dope. But in the rat in like the like
the scheme of rap, you got to think about how how hard that

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era was too, because, you know, back in the 90s, you had a lot
of what the fuck is up with all these gnats, bro?
I hate the South. Look, the South is as good as it
is bad. I love this place, the crazy.
Thing is, is my wife has a plantstore that has like, they can be
over there, carnivorous plants that could eat these things and
they're just like, no, we ain't going over there.

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We're we're going to come over here.
She feeds this. We ain't got to eat these.
Try to eat eat Mike's gum while he's talking.
Sucks but. That that time was like truly
difficult because you got to think you had Lil Wayne, Nelly,
TI, just like all these people now that are big.

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I'm going to say I'm not saying like 90s rap didn't have like a
plethora of talent, but you didn't have the just a we had
access to the Internet. You know, we have dedicated more
dedicated rap stations. Rap is now played on pop
station. So you're more like you're
hearing more of it now. So it just through that, just

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through, you know, now everybody's listening to it,
which, you know, Eminem did bring a lot of that to white
people. Maybe he brought a lot of rap to
white people. So just through that you had all
these people blowing up and then, you know, consistently,
like I said, for nobody else didit through what I believe was
the hardest time in. Well, in some of the best time
though, like, I mean, it is like, yeah, you had a lot of

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people that you're going against, but like, it was like
one of the most prolific times for, you know, artists to be on
top, like on top not just in therap world, but like Top 40, like
just general. Pop, But yeah, just general
music, like general music, they were at the top of that too, so.
It was like, I mean, you're talking ludicrous and outcast

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and like just. So many fucking, so many fucking
rappers, so many fucking people rapping because there there were
a lot of people rapping and they're not rappers.
But it was just, it was harder then too.
And once again that that felt like a time where rap was
competing with pop, where now it's pretty pop dominant.
You had to have the kind of likethe like the like I said, the

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underground scene. Would you like your SoundCloud
and shit like that? And then those guys are able to
like crack the top, but not seenlike it.
It's not like it was then where it was like pop and rap went
hand in hand. Well, now it's country and rap
go hand in hand. That's so weird.
That's so weird. Yeah.
Country. Country took like now it's
country and pop. Like you hear a lot of country
on pop stations. Yeah, so.

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Which that's always kind of beena crossover.
Like, I mean, you know, you takelike Shania Twain's and Tim
Mcgraws and Faith Hills and all those people.
It has always been like very like.
They crossover very easily. But I'm telling you, man,
because we were talking about Miss McMillan, that bitch turned
me into a villain. I'm telling you that was where.
Like holes in the pants that was.
That's where it started to shifttoo, because there's a

(26:05):
difference between like a teacher who has, you know, 30
kids and doesn't really care andthen they're.
She tried the four like a 40 year old lady.
When? She want to be the cool kids.
Yes, she wanted to be the cool kids.
Like she wanted to hang out withthe cool kids and be a part of
that crowd. My girls teacher teacher
version. Yeah, I couldn't just the just

(26:26):
mean, mean as fuck. And I remember, listen, we had
Mr. Shores too. Mr. Shores look like Albert
Einstein. Dope teacher.
He just fart right in middle class, too, and he did not give
a fuck. He'd be like and pause and burn
and then keep it going. But I remember I was having

(26:48):
problems with this kid. O'Brien O'doyles from.
Yeah, from Adam Sandler. Well, yeah, but this was his
first time. And we had gotten into a, we had
not really a fight. It was like a wrestling match

(27:08):
because we're kids, you know? But he kept walking by my desk
and he would kick the I'm like, stop.
Like, why are you being mean, bro?
Fucking douchebag. So he came by to do it again.
I've just fucking stuck my foot out there, tripped him.
I was like fuck this shit. Smacks his head off the table
and fucking everywhere and. He like, turns around and he
punches me and I just like, get up and like wrestling to the

(27:30):
ground and Mr. Shores breaks it up and he has me and like
O'Brien stands up. What's so funny is like.
O'Brien is his first name. Yeah, not Brian.
They put AO in. Front fucking it's got AO in
front of it, but he goes to likekick me or something like that.
I'm like, look here, bucko, if you do that, I promise you're

(27:51):
going to jail. Like that's that's different.
He was like, I've broken up the fight.
I have him. You do not jump in.
That's not the that's not the manly thing to do anyways.
Fucking dope. Look, I love that guy.
He was talking about the honor and war right there.
Like there's honor and war. If you boys are gonna fight
outside of school, you remember this?

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But we both had like ISS, like Isaid, it was just pretty much a
wrestling match. When we get back, we're in her
class. And she was just like, I just
let y'all fall. Like just get it out of your
system. It was like, see what would
happen if Miss Shores wasn't there to save him.
And I was like what the fuck is wrong with you bitch?
If she wasn't, he wasn't there to save.
Me, yeah. I was like, what's wrong with

(28:33):
you, bitch? Like, what is in your fucking
mind where you're a 40 year old woman?
I'm a fucking 10 year old kid. Yeah, 9 year old 10 year old
fucking kid. And you're just like.
Getting picked on really like getting bullied like the kid was
I. Think this was actually in 6th
grade, not 4th grade. This is 6th grade.
But even like, I mean, you're getting bullied by somebody,
like somebody is fucking with you on purpose to try and.
Get a rise out of you. How old are 6th graders?

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Like 11. So yeah, I'm like, I'm like
fucking 10 or 11 and this bitch is just like, because this is
right before I had started like,actually fighting people who are
mean to me. Yeah, because I was terrified,
bro. I'm always, ever since then too,
every every fight I get in, I'm terrified.
Like I know I'm going to do my thing.
And I know what like not to be, you know, all fucking.
I know how to breathe. And honestly, when, if, if you

(29:18):
didn't like me, you heard this podcast, He was like, I fucking
hate Mike. I'm gonna fight him in public.
I'm gonna let you do your thing like the first 40 seconds of the
fight, like if you run up on me or you're just trying to do the
stance thing and like throw, I'mgonna let you do your thing cuz
then you gonna guess out and that's a lot easier.
I'm just probably just gonna like take it down and just punch
a couple times. It's the easiest thing to do.
All right, we could stand, we could stand, but I want to stand

(29:41):
after they've like expended themselves.
I'm not going to sit there and just be like we're we're going
to fight for a nice 30 seconds and both be tired and look like
dumb asses. I'm gonna let you look like a
dumb ass first. Which honestly adults fighting
is super fucking. It's the cringiest thing you
could. Do well, the wild thing is, is
like, is it that serious? Like if if you fuck with your
family or things like that, yes,those are the serious things
that you you can fight for, right?

(30:02):
Like outside of that, like somebody says mean things to you
or acts like an asshole cuts youoff in traffic or anything.
None of that's that serious. Like just fucking get over it.
I'm trying to think of other things like it was just
egregious, the shit that Lady did.
And then we had another teacher,Mr. McMillan.

(30:26):
I'm probably I'm probably need to bleep out these names though.
Because I gave. We're not fucking doing that,
OK? We're not doing.
Look, Dylan just like Dylan, Dylan is me and was like we're
fucking is going out there. No, don't say them if you don't
want them in. If you say them, they're they're
in because we're not going through a hour and 20 minute
podcast. I still to this, they can't tell
you if they are related or not, but he was just like short
little black guy. He was dope.

(30:48):
He was dope. Miss McMillan was a big, big fat
black lady. But Miss McMillan.
Were they together? I don't, I don't know if they
were married or because they never interacted.
I'd never seen them interact at all.
Never. And I was just like, how can
y'all? Because I was just like, they're
married. I was like, how can y'all be
married? How can you be like, how can you
be married to her? Well, that's that's what I

(31:08):
couldn't comprehend. I was like, you got to go home
with that every single day. I could broke.
Couldn't, couldn't be me though,couldn't be me.
We had one teacher. She was like my third grade
teacher and then she went to themiddle school, so I had her
again. So what are we going to do when
somebody like, literally starts like, putting the lore together
and then they're like, OK, well,Mike went to this school through

(31:30):
this time, and then this is McMillan.
So we got this. Person I tell, I don't give.
They're going to put together like your whole like back story
of like from kindergarten to senior I.
Hope they like piece it togetheras like a really good timeline.
Cuz me like I'll be like 4th grade and then I'll be like no,
no, we this is the trailers and we had like different periods we
would go to Cuz I remember I hated going to.

(31:52):
That's why I was like, oh that it's 6th grade that I had her
and the 6th grade kids went to the fucking little trailers and
shit. See, I went to AK through 12
school and literally the same kids 20 some kids I think, I
think graduating, I think there was like 30 by that point.
But like it was the same kids from preschool all the way to
senior year with some people coming in and some people going

(32:13):
out. But like it's literally the same
kids for 12 years, 14 years. But the crazy thing is down
here, when I'm, when I went to the school in Greensboro, it was
weird because it was exactly like that.
Like they had the school, then they had like an addition that
they built and then they had a fuck load of trailers.

(32:35):
And like if you go out by there now, those trailers are still
there. Like they never bothered to like
expand the school further. They're just like, Oh yeah, we
got trailers now too. These are the other classes.
My like my turn around started happening around 4th or 5th
grade. The shit was so bad.
Like home life was just like so bad.

(32:55):
Then too. We had just moved into the house
like I said that was the house Ilived in the longest.
We just moved into that one. We had moved probably 8 times by
the time we got to that house. We were always just like moving
around. So like 4th or 5th grade that's
when like their cracks start to show.
My brothers are constantly getting in trouble.
Nobody get you know I'm the straight a kid like you.

(33:17):
I didn't believe in bees. Fuck that shit.
I'm too good for that. And it's just like, you know, I
slowly I can see now where they'll be like, oh, the kid
just wants attention because I my shit was like harmless class
clown. I would talk, make jokes and
stuff like that. I wasn't mean to people.
I wasn't like be like, hi, you're a loser, man, I'm fucking
fucking with people. I was just being dorky and shit.

(33:39):
And we had this old, old teacher, God, Miss Reed, old
dinosaur old. And she was not down with the
jokes. Also, Andy Milonakis, too.
He kind of ruined my life, him and your Mama, because then I
would take those jokes, too. I used to battle rap the black
kids on the bus. I think I've talked about that

(33:59):
on the podcast. And look, there's the thing
about black people too. You ain't even got to really be
good at it if you're just there doing it.
They respect you. They're like, fuck, yeah.
So we, we used to do that on thebus and essentially John Cena
style, because that was when he was starting to get big.
He was a little rapper gimmick. We would do that on the bus.
So that started like carrying over in the classroom where we

(34:21):
would still be picking. And bro, she would just like
call. She was like, well, since you're
talking, I'm gonna call your grandma and then your grandma
will call or tell your mom and dad.
I was like, you know, I get physically abused every time you
do this, you fucking bitch like this.
I get like fucking pop, like backhanded in the mouth.

(34:41):
I get beat with a wooden every time you call them for me just
being a kid, like a kid with butyou know, that's from she came
from a different time where theyjust called you retarded and I
was like, hey, they put you somewhere else like this kid
can't sit down. Well, that can't sit down and
shut up. Just take them.
Take them to the Prezble Double.We'll see, we're only the fuck
out of it. We're only like a generation.

(35:02):
Like technically my dad used to get like punched in the face at
school by teachers, like full grown men.
And him being like a fucking 1012 year old boy getting
fucking punched in the face likerocked as a kid.
Like we're one generation away from.
That I've never met a kid who's been whooped that was just like
a good person. All the people that I know that

(35:22):
are just like cool, calm and collected adults, they were just
like, yeah, my parents never hitme.
Yeah. And then everybody else was
like, we got TCS, kids, the discipline.
We got to beat the fuck up. That's not that's not how you do
it, brother. Those don't work.
They just cause resentment. Well then it causes the issue of
like passing that on and. You build up that anger and like
you hold in anger then and it's just it's not good.
It's always good to communicating stuff.

(35:44):
So that's where it started. Like for nothing.
She would call your parents though, because she was like in
your pants. She was like the no, she wasn't.
No, but holes in your pants started the resentment and then
that. No, because this was 4th grade,
she was 6th grade. And then we get into fifth grade
and now 5th grade there was thiskid, Max, he used to bully the

(36:04):
shit out of me. Sounds like a shit.
And then we moved right next to him.
So what's so funny is he was like my biggest bully and then
he just kind of saw how I lived and he was like, oh man, bro.
I was like, it was hard. We ain't got power.
We've not had power for. I used to, I would stand by his
window so I could watch wrestling because his parents

(36:25):
wouldn't like allow us in the house, but I could stand by his
window and watch wrestling. So he stopped bullying me after
that. That was that was cool though.
But he would bully me in like 5th grade, man.
And I would tell people and it was like, I was like, what the
fuck is it with these kids? Who is it because they got nice
clothes on that it's just like if an altercation happens

(36:46):
between us, maybe it's because Iwas a little chubby kid and they
were like, well, if an altercation, it's obviously the
chubby poor kid that's doing it.You're poor.
So obviously you're a problem. I don't know what the fuck it
was, man, but I'd be telling these teachers like I'm getting
fucking bullied. Like I'm out here.
I'm out here getting beat up playing football like a fucking
they would like clip the back ofmy foot and then like punch me
and shit like fucking just like sit on top of me and like

(37:09):
fucking rub like bully shit likeand I'm just like what is
happening. So that's where I kind of like
start like lashing out and almost to like the little friend
group that I had became like a bully.
What's looking back on now is like, I hated that part because
it was like to my friend. I was just like mean to him for
no reason. The mean person just like in our

(37:30):
like little clique of people whowere, who were bullied.
So I was like, that's when I started being like bad in class,
like not listening and stuff like that.
I didn't even at that point I started to not get give a fuck
about getting beat when I got home cuz it was like probably
gonna happen anyways. Like fucking for the little
shit. Yeah, I was like the little
shit. It was probably gonna happen
anyways. I accepted it.

(37:51):
You know, that's crazy cuz like I, I always thought of myself
and like, it's looking back, it's what were you?
And like, yeah, I, I see that now looking back.
I used to be the bully of like, like not that I was like full on
just a bully, but I was the Dickhead that like harassed my
friends. Like, yeah, I guess it's
something where, you know, if you take enough, you end up like

(38:11):
passing it along and like, there's no excuse for it, but
like. You're a little kid, There is an
excuse for it. Like it's fucking if somebody
would have just stepped in, somebody would have been like,
hey, like fucking let somebody exist.
And I just didn't, you know, if I had parents that I could talk
to you, I had nobody like I had,I just had to fucking just be
like, why does everybody else just get to fucking like exist?

(38:34):
Cuz I mean I did nothing except for wore the same clothes every
day. Well, I think it's the part of
like how it like, I mean, even Ihad really good parents, but
it's how how much they spent time in that world.
So like when me and my friends were together, they weren't
around so they couldn't guide meon like, Hey, you're being a

(38:55):
Dick to your friend. Like you should probably stop
being a Dick to him. Like he's he's literally nice to
you all the time. Why the fuck are you being the
bully in this situation? Just like fucking give him back
his thing or don't play like that way you can see he's upset
like but your parents aren't involved.
Even if you have good parents, if they're not there in the
moment to like be like, hey, why?
Why you being a Dick to he's like your best friend, like just

(39:16):
be nice to him. But as a kid, like you're like,
well, I've been bullied, I've been treated like this.
So this is what I need to do to like basically take the power
back and you be the powerful. Right.
It's just it's, it's, it createsweird dynamics.
It's weird. It's so sad because then you see
like these kids who fuck in. Like I tell you, I got a friend
who was almost a school shooter,sweet kid.

(39:39):
Like obviously the way he looks,it brought upon him a trials and
tribulations that shouldn't be there.
Like you shouldn't. Like I said, I don't believe.
I believe live and let live. That's my thing.
If you don't fuck with somebody,if somebody looks different than
you picking on somebody to make yourself look cool, that's when
you're a bitch. Like if you if you are talking
down about somebody to make yourself look better, that's

(40:02):
where we kind of get into like bitch territory.
Well, I think that's what a lot of kids do though.
Like that's the like that's pretty much all you have in in,
in youth. Like you don't have money or
status, like, I mean, your parents do, but like that, yeah,
you're going to pick on somebodyfor the clothes that they wear.
You're going to pick on them forlike their hygiene or like
whether they get haircuts and like all this other stuff.
So the kids and like I I see that with my 13 year old, the

(40:23):
best time was when she had to goto a school that had uniforms
because it just eliminated the ability for kids to pick on each
other. I've told them, like the uniform
story on the podcast, right? About if you look at like.
OK, OK. If I'm not, I don't know if I'm
saying. I don't know whether you did it
on the podcast, but I remember you telling me about.
It I don't so 9th grade, I go toa school that they they have

(40:48):
uniforms and the uniforms where you had to wear khakis and then
you you could wear any shirt. It had to be tucked in.
It had to be tucked in. God damn.
And it couldn't be the only rules with your shirt is it

(41:09):
couldn't be red or blue. Couldn't be.
You couldn't have you couldn't be blood or gang colors.
Yeah, can have gang colors. So, you know, my mom and
stepdad, they go out to get me my uniform for school.
And they're just they all they heard was khaki.
So it's time for school. You know, I'm ready for a new

(41:31):
school year. For one, love the uniform thing.
Because you wear the same thingseveryday.
Hell yes. That is my.
That's my thing. OK.
And then I, you know, I'm putting on my uniform.
I'm not noticing anything about.It's a school uniform.
I assumed everybody was going tobe dressed like me.
All right, My brother walks in, You know, he gets up and he's

(41:52):
like, God, he's like, God damn. He crocked out on her so I can
look in the mirror, man. I got a khaki shirt on.
It's like a light brown shirt tucked into my khakis.
I got the love handles. I'm chubby.
I'm chubby at this point, the start of high school, so I got
the that's. That's so weird about poor kids
too, as they're fat. I don't know why this is like if

(42:14):
you're poor. Bad food.
Like, I mean, yeah, food makes. Worse, worse food, the cheaper
food. But I get on the school bus man,
and people are wearing like nicepolos and I'm like Oh my God.
And fucking sure enough people are I'm just like I got to get a
different colored shirt. I got to get like a little

(42:34):
people had button UPS on. They looked real nice.
And I'm sitting there like the fucking my whole night crocodile
hunter. And then my shoes were water
like beach shoes because my still be.
I was like, Oh, I got you a realnice pair of shoes And I opened
them up and I was like, Oh, those do look nice.
I have never been to the beach at this point.
I don't know what water shoes are and they're like blue and

(42:54):
I'm like, Oh, I ain't got a fucking tie me either.
That's. Nice.
And you're like what, like 12/13/14 somewhere in there.
Oh man, I'm so sorry. Like that was like, I could see
you showing up to school and I'mlike, you would be the kid that
like takes a lot of heat for showing up with water shoes and
fucking looking like Steve Irwin.

(43:15):
Looking like Steve Irwin. The crazy part is though, I
mean, so 5th grade, we had this teacher from like Europe and me
and this guy had a like I said, because I'm, I'm in my talk back
mode now, like I'm we're coming around to that.
That's the worst that I would do.

(43:35):
And I don't know what happened, but it was toy.
It was the last week of school and he told me to like I did
something. He was like write your name on
the board, which is the dumbest thing ever.
I guess it shames you. I don't know, but I go up there
and I write your, your name on the board.
So I go back to sit in my chair and he comes over and like he's

(43:58):
upset that I did that. And I don't know what he tried
to do, but he grabs the chair ina way where I fall down and
everybody laughs at me. So I took that chair and I
chucked it at him. Oh, shit.
There's a girl I went to school with, Icra, and I'm going to
apologize because I'm going to tell another story.

(44:19):
It's hilarious. Names.
Yeah, well, just her first name,which that's a very unique first
name, but she knows IKRA took full force that year, bounced
right off. So they call the cops.
They call the cops because I know I'm in a world of trouble.
I'm like I'm dead when I get home.
You should be a better aim for one thing.

(44:40):
But I'm dead when I get home, soI'm just like, fuck it.
I'm not leaving this fucking classroom.
I'm like, you know all that they've they've got all the kids
out. They the school counselors there
this that Lady, I can't, I don'tremember her fucking name from
Adam, but she, I mean, how do I say the supply way?

(45:02):
She's big lady. She did.
People would know what I'm saying.
She definitely drove a Subaru. And if you.
If you get what I'm saying, all right, if you get what I'm
saying. She definitely Drew drove a
Subaru, had the short haircut, but she was very she was, she
tried, she understood like what I was going through as a kid.
So I was like, fuck this shit. I'm just going to like leave.

(45:24):
So I got to like climb out the window of the because I'm like,
I'm not going home after this. I'm going to die.
So I'm like trying to go throughthe window and she's like
grabbing my leg and I'm like, just can you please, because I
was at first I was going to liketry to kick and I was like, I
don't want to hurt. And I was like, can you please
let my leg go? So she finally like just lets me
go because she's like, I don't know if I can like actually, you

(45:45):
know, physically drag this kid back through a window.
But as soon as I got out, there's two cops and they take
me up to the front. I don't have a belt on, so my
pants keep falling. I do remember this like I, I had
to wear a pant older brother pants, but I never had a belt.
So I'd always have to be like pulling my pants up and stuff.
Fucking it was rough. It was rough being being kidding
me. I was forced to be funny.

(46:07):
So they put me in handcuffs. She goes, this is not necessary.
She's like he threw a chair. I get it, hit a girl, she's OK.
They were like, this is not necessary.
And it was like, it is necessary.
So they just Take Me Home. Never.
No charge, no nothing. The principal was like, yeah,
probably best. It was the last week of school

(46:28):
is like, probably best if we're just going to suspend you for
the last week. So I get home and the the cops
tell my parents. I don't know how the fuck this
cop worded it. Shout out to this cop though,
because like we, we talked for like a good minute because he
had to do all this shit on the fucking all his paperwork and
shit, just while I was just likesitting there in the front seat

(46:50):
just like, oh man, look at all this cop stuff.
I'm going to be a cop one day. And he was like, yeah, I bet you
are a little delinquent, But I don't know how you worded it to
my parents about like what happened, but they were just
like, yeah, just go sit on your bed.
You know, shit happens. Sometimes you get angry.
I'm like, what did y'all get drugs or something?
Or y'all like, what's happening?I don't know why everybody's
being so nice. And then two days later my aunt

(47:11):
took me to Virginia for the whole summer.
So I was like, wow, I got fucking vacation.
I didn't get in any trouble for the for the worst thing that I
ever did. Then we get into the 6th grade
year where my dad had started coming around again, like, you
know, getting me, he would get me and my brothers sometimes,
which is infinitely more than what he used to do.
None. And I would tell him about the

(47:33):
bullying and stuff. And he's like, son, sometimes
you just got you got to say enough is enough and you got to
fight somebody. And he was like, look at me, if
you ever get into a fight at school and you know, your mom
and your stepdad try to punish you, I'm going to say no, you
can't punish my, my, that's my boy.
I was like, fuck you, dad. So the first kid ever fought his

(47:56):
name, Jonathan Lyons. And I guarantee he's not doing.
He might be a businessman right now.
He's not. But look, that was the first kid
I ever actually, like, went in and fought.
And then from there it cascaded to if so, if I walk by somebody
and they snickered, it could notbe about me.
We're fighting, we're throwing down right there.

(48:18):
I was literally the meme of likethat fucking Aaron the plumber
dude where you just like breathe.
And he's like, I took that personally.
That's that was me. 9th grade, there's this high point gang
goon squad. So I am learning. 9th grade is
where I start to learn that. Hey, I get my own shit.

(48:38):
Like I can go out and make my own money, get my own shit.
Like sometimes do not get memes.You know, I'm saying I go to see
these trends, grab me a couple things.
You just get somebody to distract the fucking other 16
year old that's working there and you can just.
Walk right out with it. And it's not hard, just like,
hey, bud, you know, John Cena, Nelly, what are these guys up
to? And they're just fucking sit
there and talk to be like, I'm walk out with this stuff.

(49:02):
But man, that was, that was tough because they were like, I
don't know if there were an actual gang, but they were a
gang at school man. And they fucking, they clicked
up and it was really hard when you ain't got no friends and the
friends you do have all play card games because I'm sitting
there and be like, yeah man. So I got to fight like 4 people
after school at least 4 footballseasons happening.

(49:24):
So some of the guys are going tobe playing football and they
just be like, you don't have to do any of this.
You know that, right? You know, I was like, I have to
because as a man, I don't know it's.
Been my honor. But I was constantly doing it
and that's when my stepdad was like, look, I don't know who the
fuck he heard it from, what he heard it off of, but I think he
went to, I know what happened. He went to a fucking like at

(49:48):
everybody's day and they had themartial art people there.
You know what I'm saying? It's like teacher kids
self-defense and it was a Hapkido guy and that's how it
started with Hapkid. And I was like, this is lame
because it's like a lot of jointlocks and stuff like that.
But we would do like he was an actual, he was like high, high

(50:13):
up in judo. I don't know what fucking belt
system they go by. So he would teach us a lot of
like judo too because he's just like, look, you can fucking
learn joint locks all day long. You ain't gonna be able to do
nothing. So Hapkido was like the main
thing we started doing and then I was just like, oh man, you
know, I want to get into kickboxing and I want to
fucking, you know, try out. So kickboxing I did that for

(50:34):
that was probably the longest one I did for a couple years.
And then like I said, he I neveractually formally trained in
Judo, but if you know how to hiptalk somebody, bro, and then you
know how to do any kind of, you know, fucking once you get
somebody down, if you know how to like fucking put hooks in.
And like once you Start learningabout guards and shit like that,

(50:57):
you can pretty much neutralize any kind of like situation.
And also too, I would watch a lot of UFC and if you don't
think we're out there fucking just like Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.
So we would just be goofing off doing that shit.
And once you learn, I'm serious,like if your child is getting
bullied at school, if you teach them how to do a fucking jab and

(51:18):
a straight and then, you know, take somebody down and do a
little bit, they they'll just win every single fight ever
because every other kid is just like, I'm going to either
windmill or try to throw the biggest hand makers ever.
And it just doesn't work. If you go to like do a big wind
up, bunch of you popped in those.
Well, I guess out too, if, if they even can hold for, you
know, 2030 seconds, they're done.

(51:39):
Well, we were. So what's crazy too is, is like,
I remember kickboxing, we fucking, we'd run for like 15
minutes and then nothing else. Cuz I, I don't know why, maybe
it was because it was like the, because I wasn't in like the,
the youngest class. I was in like the middle tier
class before the like the, the adults, they got fucking ran
through it. They got fucking get on your

(52:01):
fucking belly. We're going to fucking do cardio
for 45 minutes before you guys even think about fucking
sparring or anything like that. I.
Guess that's good to keep peoplefrom beating the ever living
shit out of each other. We have them out so that they
don't like have anything left inthe tank to really.
What's so funny about Hapkido too is and like joint locks bro
they do fucking work. That's they don't allow them in

(52:22):
mixed martial arts. So if you my buddies that did
it, they always said that it waslike more so like redirecting
other people's energy. So if somebody came at you with
that, then they would. That's not real.
That's bullshit. That's bullshit.
Oh. I mean, I've seen get it,
Bullshita. Yeah, but I've seen literally
people like, I mean, the people that don't know how to fight
come at you and you really just you, you basically take the
energy they're taking towards you and you put I.

(52:44):
Don't know the relationship thatHapkido has with judo but.
Maybe that's what they were learning too.
But. Because it teaches you a lot of
like hip tosses and stuff like that because that is judo.
Like when you're redirecting somebody's that's judo that
that's like a lot of, it's a lotmore like the clinch style and,
and getting somebody down from the from the top position,

(53:05):
getting somebody down. And then now Judo's incorporated
a lot of jiu jitsu and stuff like that.
It has a much bigger ground game.
It had a big ground game back, you know, when they were doing
it in fucking Japan. I've pretty sure, yeah, it was
Jeff, like Japanese judo versus fucking Brazilian Jiu jitsu.
That's like a big fucking rivalry that they had.

(53:26):
But but that's the judo part of it.
The joint locks and stuff like that, those do fucking work.
Because if you are, if you have somebody in guard and they're
just like fucking like hitting on you, like digging in your
pressure points or like, you know, you're fucking doing wrist
control, which you know, that's wrestling.
So if you're doing wrist controland I'm sitting there like

(53:47):
fucking fucking spinning your wrist like that, fuck.
Because they're like joint locksfucking hurt like a
motherfucker. It then it essentially
neutralizes all you can't do ground game if you have shit
like that. And so that's why they don't
allow joint locks and shit and you can fuck somebody up doing
that shit. That's why I don't understand
why they have like they allow. What the fuck do you call it?

(54:09):
The it's not a knee bar. It's the fucking ankle God damn
it heel hook. That's why I don't know heel
hooks. If I put you in a heel hook and
it was just like, you're never going to walk again, I could do
that in 10 seconds. And if you were like, fuck, I

(54:30):
got to get out of this. And you go the opposite way.
Like if you get put in a hill hook and you go the opposite way
of the guys in one, in one moment of your life, you are
fucked for the rest of your life.
That's why I'm like, I don't understand why mixed martial
arts allows that. That's the that's the crazy one.
But yeah, after that I just started, I was like, I had a
drop in the hat. I would just start fighting
people. And then we had this really

(54:51):
sweet spot where I just didn't have to fight anybody else
because it was just like people were like, all right, look, if
we mess with this retarded kid that obviously has not been
separated from the normal kids, then he won't he won't fight us
anymore. And also, I fought a kid.
I'm at a Tod say once again, I'ma drop.

(55:13):
I'm a drop names. I fought him on a school bus and
he was a senior and he lost to afreshman.
So that gave me a lot of credit.So yeah, fun times.
Look, see, we got the story of Night Night out.
What else are we going to talk about on the podcast?
Oh yeah, we give advice. Yeah.
And then I I got, I believe it'sDanny's voicemail.

(55:35):
All right, dear Mike and Dale. My name is Danny, age 37.
I was married. I got two kids.
I have a girlfriend right now. Here we go.
Am I an asshole for wanting to maybe kick out my girlfriend?
So we've been dating for a year and a half, been living with me
for about a year. Once my ex found out that I had

(55:55):
a girlfriend living with me, shewill let my two kids stay at my
house at all on the weekends or anything.
She says that my girlfriend is about influence doesn't have a
job she's a nobody she don't want them influencing kids.
But now I got family too, telling me like what, your
girlfriend don't have a job yet?She's been there for a year and

(56:16):
you know, now bills are tight. So I'm like, hey, girlfriend,
you going to get a job? Or if not, you know, like I kind
of want you to find out a place to live so I can have my kids
over here on the weekends. And you know, if you're not
helping with the bills, I'm not,you know, I can do this myself
anyway. So anyway, that is a question.

(56:36):
Am I an asshole for letting other people influence me, I
guess and kicking out the girlfriend?
She's a great girl, by the way. I just try to figure out what I
need to do next. Thank you.
So great girl by the way, I'm a good pussy that's why so he was

(57:00):
talking about the his girlfriend, right Yeah, OK.
I was hoping he wasn't talking about like one of his kids
because I kind of, I do, I do bezoning out sometimes when we
were that's. That took a very.
Twisted turn There I was. I was like, well that's on out.
I was making sure. So what's the political take
right there? That was bad, that was bad.

(57:24):
Maybe we take that take out you.Can.
Fuck it, now we ball. Mike fucks up sometimes.
So no, you're not the asshole bro.
She won't get a job. Times are tough.
If you were kicking her out slowly because you just wanted
your kids, I don't know. You say he's a great girl.
I, I don't really, like, I don'tthink you're the asshole.

(57:46):
I don't think that you would be the asshole.
I don't think you aren't the asshole.
Like I really it's nobody else'sdecision.
You either choose to make it. And like that's the problem with
this scenario is like, do you have custody agreements where
your wife or your ex can tell you what you can and can't do?
Like, I mean, ultimately you guys aren't together.
So like if you don't have any sort of custody agreement, get

(58:08):
one. She's mad because she's mad
because the new girl's hotter. Probably that's where she's mad
about also the such a county thing to do.
Yeah, two people break up because she does not sound like
a good person. And then she's like, oh, she
can't go over there. If you're if your New Girl is
there. Also, though, if like times are
tough and you you've not signed on to just like, all right,

(58:29):
you're just a stay at home person because the kids aren't
there. So you're just a stay at home
person and you're like, hey, youknow, help out partnership and
she doesn't want to do that. Yeah, I mean that that's just
doesn't make sense to be a full-fledged adult and be like,
no, I don't work. Like do you at least play video
games? Like make it make sense.
Well, like do something. Stream like yeah only fans like

(58:50):
Jesus Christ start flicking thatbeing online.
Get some money. God damn bring something in.
I'm struggling. I'm sitting here working 12
hours seven days a week. Girl, show that asshole online.
It just doesn't make sense that you would have like no kids.
No, no thing that you're doing that you can say like, I'm at
home. No, like if you, like you don't
just sit around and fucking be worthless.

(59:11):
Like unless you're fucking like you got like a farmers market
situation. You're growing vegetables and
selling them by the roadside like something.
Bartering, yeah, do something with you.
Yeah, just just attempt, attemptto do something.
But yeah, not the asshole, but you do need to probably go the

(59:34):
legal, yeah, go the legal route with your kids to say, hey, this
is how this happens. There's no well, you do need to
have like some sort of custody agreement or she's saying, well,
I'm not going to let the kids come over during this time If
you can only get them on the weekends because you're working,
have a fucking court that says, hey, yeah, he gets them during
the weekend because he works during the week.

(59:54):
So I would definitely look that route.
And then also with things are tough and she's not wanting to
pull weight that you, you know. Want her to pull the the ending
it with a she's a great girl by the way.
I mean she's she throws it on them.
Well, if you're if you literallyyou went through that whole
thing and everybody else is telling you to kick her out and
you're kind of thinking about kicking her out.

(01:00:15):
You want to kick her out. So like it, it just is.
But like don't put it on anybodyelse.
It's either you want her there and you'll figure out the kids
situation or you don't. But like that's on you.
You're not the asshole, but you got to be a man about it and
fucking step up and decide what you're going to do.
Like kick her out, let her stay.But it's a your decision.
Not your exes, not your parents,not your families.

(01:00:36):
Like if you're cool with her just fucking being a hot chick
on the couch while you go off and work all day that's fine.
Like you can have a trophy girlfriend I guess, but.
That's your choice. The the voice submissions, we
don't get a lot unless it's fromRicky and look, we're going to
have to do we're. Going to have to do a solo Ricky
episode because Ricky called. I don't not an episode for MADHD

(01:00:57):
or two JB. We have to do that some kind of
like special somewhere else. Yeah, well, like Patreon or
something. Yeah, it'll just be all Ricky
All Day episode. Cuz he brother brother submits
every. Every couple days.
Yeah, every couple days we're getting, we're getting a Ricky
update. We, we want you to know Ricky,
that we are not, we don't forgetabout you, but also we're not

(01:01:18):
like a, you know, like a radio show where we have like a, it's
a Ricky segment. And do we do have like a lot of
new people come along. Like normally I would edit that
voicemail so it's not like a. No, that's The thing is we're
gonna edit afterwards. We don't have to edit prior, we
can edit during. What do you mean when I go to do
the episode I can edit. Hey y'all, this is future Dylan.

(01:01:38):
Just to let you know, I did editthe voicemail that Mike was
telling you that he would normally edit.
I just do it a different way. So it was edited.
It went from a 2 minute long ramble down to about a minute
and 10 seconds. So the voicemail was edited, but
we left all the rest of this good stuff in here for you to
listen to. So you're just going to cut, but
you're going to cut out because you'd have to cut out the

(01:02:00):
podcast part too. Yeah, we've got because it
wouldn't line up if you we. Got 3 angles and so rather than
edit beforehand, then play it back and then put it back in, I
can literally just put it in, line it up, edit it once and
it's just. Done.
I'd overlay, I'd just overlay that one cuz then I go into the
take out, the take out, the me'son and out at the end.

(01:02:21):
I mean like, yeah, she's got great because he said great
girl. I was like, let's see, she's got
great pussy. And then I was like, well, I
fucking had zoned out at the last part.
I was like, he was talking abouthis ex right?
Or his New Girl. Yeah.
And in this thing though, like what I'm saying though is like
you mentioning that we have to edit.
We don't have to like ever mention any of that because it
will be edited in the process ofediting it like.
I think it's so fucking funny when I fuck up I.

(01:02:42):
Mean if you want to leave it 2 minutes, we can leave it 2
minutes. But like I was going to go in
and edit it in the edit rather than download it, edit it, spend
the time to export it, do it, put it back in here, then go
back. I love.
Talking about this too on the podcast, because the podcast is
not just like, because people would be like, yeah, fucking
infinite episodes and all this stuff, bro.
It's not just we just sit here and we're just like, Oh yeah,

(01:03:03):
no, there's did you know in 1965when they they used to put this
new form of yeast and bread and then that's what started the the
Nazis or something like that. Fucking some little innocuous
detail. It's not just that you have to
we have behind the scenes stuff and we are poor so we have to do
all the other stuff. Our sales are not those guys
where we just be like send this off to an editor and then.

(01:03:24):
One thing that I wanted to mention at the beginning of the
episode because like, I don't like that we continuously like
talk about how poor we are, But one thing that I noticed this
weekend was like, I'm struggling.
Like, I don't know how I'm goingto pay my mortgage this month.
I have no idea, no fucking clue,but I literally am like the
happiest I've been and like the most sure of like being in the
right direction even though shit's just fucking burning

(01:03:48):
around me. I'm like, I, I don't know how
I'm going to pay my bills, but like, I think I'm on the right
track and it's the wildest fucking thing in the world.
I do want to tell so once again me and Dylan are grown ass man.
We do have like the Patreon coming.
I don't know when that's going to be up, but we'll this might

(01:04:08):
have the link to it. So this will have this will have
the link to it. We're going to do an episode.
It'll still be on the platforms like it'll still get like posted
to the platforms. I don't know how all that shit
works but. But it'll be exclusive to the
members who pay for it. Right, so it all started with
TikTok. That's where we made most of
like that's where we made like the money where we would get
through day-to-day. So TikTok, they were like, oh,

(01:04:30):
do the like TikTok shop, they start like taking down your
views and shit like that. If if you are a TikTok creator
or you make TikTok videos or TikTok is like, hey, we got this
new feature, don't do it. Because if you don't use that
feature, they're not going to fucking, they're not going to
give you any views. Had I known that?
Had I known what I know now and I don't want to grow another
fucking platform on TikTok. But now I'm in the process of

(01:04:53):
doing that because of what I know now.
So we started using TikTok shop and we to keep the views still
going up, which worked. And then TikTok was like, Oh
well, if you use TikTok shop, we're not going to pay you for
the videos anymore. Just make money off a TikTok.
Shop yeah and we're and we're not paying businesses either and

(01:05:14):
we're like, so you forced us into fucking doing that.
So then we reverted back to our original thing and now that
we're not doing TikTok shop, youliterally, you can literally go
to my page and look at a whole month of just every video doing
like 1 to 4 million views a piece.
And then you can see the moment where I stopped doing TikTok

(01:05:35):
shop because it's like 20,000 views, 10,000 views.
And people be like, all those are good views.
If you, yeah, if you're a small creator, not a guy with 1.8
million fucking followers. So they kind of hit us in the
Dick on that. We are monetized on Facebook.
That's the only other platform we're monetized on.
On YouTube now, but it's. They did not like Facebook.

(01:05:58):
Don't fuck with the am I the asshole stuff.
We'd have to like go back into skits.
And that's just another thing onthe layer of shit pasta that we
have to fucking deal with. And it's really hard to be like,
I'm going to write a whole bunchof funny, unique skits that
don't fucking steal off of anybody's shit, you know?
And it's just, it is, it's, it'spretty difficult.
But I feel like we're on the cusp.

(01:06:18):
Like that's, that's The thing islike, I think, yes, things are
probably the darkest right now that they've ever been.
But I feel like the, the amount of effort that we put behind the
podcast and the amount of like time and passion we put into
this is, is at the cusp of like turning the ship around and

(01:06:41):
start going in the right direction again, where whereas
we're not attached to like, OK, is TikTok going to pay us?
Is Facebook going to pay us? Is Instagram going to pay us?
Like. I think.
Instagram has never paid a sports platform, ever.
Well, there, the consistency that we have across viewership
is substantially better with this.
Like it's consistent as fuck it we don't hit peaks of millions.

(01:07:03):
Yeah, I don't have a Yeah, I don't have a fucking platform
saying hey, if you don't do thisor if you say this, we're going
to take you. That's the one thing with
Facebook too, is Facebook for the longest time couldn't even
make money off of it because they'll be like, oh, this video
violates guidelines. And then you'll be like why?
And they'll be like, oh, it doesn't, but you're still not
monetized again. And then you're like, why?
I'm like, oh, you should be monetized, but we're still,

(01:07:24):
we're just not going to re monetize you.
And I'm like, you make no fucking sense.
And. Did you make money off of my
content? Bro really like Zuckerberg
really went on Joe Rogan and waslike, yeah, I'm changing
everything and changed nothing. James.
I believe a week after that is when we got demonetized for I
don't know, I might have said ass or fuck or something and

(01:07:45):
they were like no inciting violence.
Yeah. 'Cause I was like, I think I
said something about pedophiles shouldn't live anymore.
God fuck me right? Wow, what a what a shitty guy.
Meanwhile, go to fucking Facebook reels and just watch
somebody get fucking ran over bya car.
So on the note of pedophiles, what do you think about?

(01:08:08):
Did you watch the South Park episode?
I watched the clip. Clips of it.
Yeah, the big clip, the clip everybody's talking about, the
one where it's him and the devil.
Oh, like, I mean, there's so much to that episode is so, so.
I'm at this really, I'm at this like I get that there's a lot of

(01:08:33):
political things going on right now and people can't come
together on any fucking thing. I believe abusing children
sexually, physically, I believe we need to put this in a heart
like we, we need to really shinea light on this both sides.

(01:08:56):
If you, if you're one of those people that is like, oh, there
is no list, you're a cuck, bro. You're a cuck for your fucking
political side. There's a list, and I believe
everybody on that list should bedealt with.
You can't tell me that there isn't a list like the flight
logs alone like there's. 100% there was a rich guy.
He owned a fucking pedophile ring.
Yeah, he had a bunch of rich. Buddies, I'm a bookie, a fucking

(01:09:17):
pimp. Anybody that doesn't keep a
fucking list of their goddamn Rolodex.
Yeah, like that's the people they call.
Like, hey, we got some new talent.
Hey, we got we got this new game.
Hey, we got this. Like those are the people you
call because they're the high rollers and those are the people
on that fucking list. Garen fucking teed.
Like, even if it was an alias, you can figure that shit out.
Like we can figure out Egyptian hieroglyphics.

(01:09:39):
Like we can figure out a pimps. Little Black Book.
I've really gotten to the point where I don't know if it's
unhealthy how I'm thinking. I believe that it's pretty
healthy. I think that I'm able to sit
back and look at things, you know what I'm saying?
Like I've never been a, you know, take a red pill, take a

(01:10:00):
blue pill type guy. I was back in my youth and
started getting into politics and then I was able to really,
you know, just see, be able to gather information and formulate
my own opinion. The Invictus Task Force, the
Invictus project that where the federal government works with

(01:10:20):
like the state government to arrest all these pedophiles.
They're doing a pretty good job.OK, They're getting a bunch of
guys, especially fucking around Davis County, Randolph County,
They're they're getting motherfuckers.
And imagine having to witness the shit that those guys
witness. OK.
And then the, the court systems,like, all right, we'll give you
3 years probation. You'll you'll spend a year and a

(01:10:44):
half in in jail. There are way too many
pedophiles smiling in their mug shots.
It fucking bro. And when I see like I have, I
feel like Dexter, man, I'm like,I want to kill this guy.
Like I, I really didn't. I don't, I don't like to carry
that like hatred, but it's a good hatred to have.
Look, if you're going to hate, that's a good people, that's a

(01:11:04):
good, that's a good type of person to fucking hate against.
But to that's that's a reason why those penalties are not that
harsh is because the there's people up there that's like,
well, I do that. I don't want to fucking.
That's why that's why those penalties are not harsh, because
some of the people who are making the fucking laws partake

(01:11:27):
in that shit. So they're like, fuck, if I get
caught for this, I don't want tofucking.
I don't want to do fucking. You know, if they made it, if
you harm a child, I think minimum life in life in prison.
Me, I want to dissuade and I understand people are going to
be like, well, you know, sometimes there's innocent
people that get a once again, look, if you have if we if there

(01:11:51):
is 100% we have proof you have done this.
We need to put the fear of God into anybody who wants to follow
in your footsteps. I'm sorry like you, sometimes
the inhumane things need to be met with inhumanity.
And we're at that point, man. We're at that point.

(01:12:14):
America is the number one marketfor child pornography.
We are probably the biggest sex trafficking country there is.
We need to if you are, if you are truly like this is nasty,
protect our kids. I don't know what the fuck we

(01:12:37):
have to do, but there is we haveto start making it to where if
the Invictus task force to arrest the motherfucker.
They got somebody who was tryingto, you know, molest a child.
Fuck a 13 year old girl, What the fuck ever.
I want to see, I want to see fear in a mug shot.
I want to be like, oh God, like I want like, hey, you at least

(01:13:02):
to understand your life's fucking over.
You're going to prison for the rest of your life.
That's taxpayer dollars. I'm at the point.
Look, I know you sick, whatever.Normal people, they don't want
to fuck children. But there are people who who go
through that and then they they go through therapy, they talk to
people and shit like that. So we have evidence of people
that are like, Oh yeah, you know, it's a fucking weird

(01:13:25):
sickness that I get help for andthat they never act on it.
So as soon as we have an exampleof just one person that does
that, that makes what you do UN fucked, excusable.
I'm at the point where bro, I don't believe in, like I said, a
humane death penalty where we sit there and we fucking inject

(01:13:46):
you and you go the fuck to sleep.
I would take that for I would still take that for pedophiles,
but we need something man. Fucking Jesus Christ.
Like inhumanity, like inhumane shit needs to be met with the
inhumanity. I think The thing is, is like
it, we need to take back the power that has been taken away

(01:14:08):
from us. Like basically you have a bunch
of wealthy and powerful politicians and all these fucks
that basically two years ago, how long was it when Epstein was
found out and all this other stuff.
Like how about two years ago? You had two years ago, this was
all such a thing and all of it was gonna be handled and then

(01:14:28):
now. Kids, Literally all Democrats.
It's not all Republicans. Like and, and like, that's The
thing is it's, it's a team sportand people are willing to accept
that rather than being like, no,fuck you.
And like, I think there are plenty of people saying like no,
fuck you in this moment. And it it's admirable, but like,
I believe it's the majority. But then there's like people
that are still going to defend and like, what the fuck is wrong

(01:14:49):
with you that you can't just be like, Oh no, that person is a
piece of shit. And like, I'm sorry, but like
the whole time you had to have known that Trump was involved in
this. Like he, he, he is the exact,
this has been my issue with thatguy all along.
They talk about how how like, well, you know, he's just like
us. And I'm like, no, he is the
epitome of everything that you say that you hate.
He is a fucking New Yorker, A businessman who's fucking fucked

(01:15:12):
over all the working class people that have ever worked for
him. He's literally the antithesis of
what you have said you stand for, and the people that you
hate are him. But now that he's on your side
saying the things that you like to hear, you're just like, Oh
yeah, no, he's my guy. And it's like, no, he's the guy
that if you talked about this ten years prior to him running,

(01:15:32):
you'd be like, oh, anybody that's like a New York business
guy is a piece of shit. I fucking hate that guy.
And he has. Literally looked, he's looked at
you in the face and he has said that I am above the law because
of who I am. Has, you know, talked about
these files many a times over and over again about he knows
about the files, he knows who's in the files, all this stuff.

(01:15:54):
And then the moment that he's mentioned that he's like that,
it's mentioned he's in the files.
Well, now they don't exist. No, they're all of a sudden they
it was all a hoax. It was not.
You can't believe it at all. Right.
And look fellas, from the side that tells people to wake the
fuck up. We got to wake the fuck up, OK?
Because until you until you realize that it is, it's Donald,

(01:16:16):
it's Biden, it's Democrats, it'sRepublicans, it's all of them,
we're never going to truly come together on this like we have
to. You got to put the love that you
have for this man aside and realize he's one of the bad
ones. OK?
Listen, you don't have to pick the lesser of two evils.
And there's going to come a day this shit's not getting any

(01:16:37):
better for anybody, all right? I think that's the hard part is
like, in all honesty, no matter who you're talking about, like
you always try to vote for the lesser of the two evils and
they're all fucking evil. And like, I'm not saying that
you can't have your I'm a left wing person.
I'm a right wing person. I.
Agree your morals and values, but you're.
Fucking American #1 And that's the problem is they've sold us
up the river where we can't justbe Americans 1st and all get on

(01:17:00):
the same page and be like, fuck all these people.
Fuck them all because they're terrible representatives.
They're not our leaders. They're they're shit people.
Donald included. Donald.
Yes, every single every single Republican, every single
Democrat that is up there, they do not care about you.
And until you like you guys say wake the fuck up, OK cuz we

(01:17:21):
especially need y'all. Y'all motherfuckers got all the
guns like we what the fuck we gonna do?
I can't sit here and rely on a bunch of liberals.
A bunch of purple haired. Right.
To be like, hey, shooting us is wrong.
I'm like, no, we got to fight like God.
Well, see, if you go far enough left, you get to the anarchists,
and yeah, they're they're also very.
Far bombs and shit, but that's what's beautiful, man.

(01:17:41):
Look, there was a real close moment where like the far right
and the far left almost got along.
It was getting along, finding, finding commonality through the
the hatred of Jews. But look, Zionist, yeah, they
were Zionist. Zionist, yeah, that's what they
were called Zionist. But they were coming together

(01:18:02):
And listen, the day that I look,that's a day where I'll be like,
man, I love this fucking countryis when you just hear fucking
courtesy of the red, white and blue, fucking blue haired
motherfuckers, country boys. Do they play it like punk rock
style? They get everybody all in the.
Every, no, you play, listen, that's the one song where it's

(01:18:24):
like, it doesn't matter what genre music you like, you fuck
with that song. Like it's just, it just comes on
you. You can be deaf that that song
comes on, you become patriotic. OK, When we finally come
together, when we finally actually wake the fuck up, OK,
because I, I will give it to liberals.
It does seem like they are waking the fuck up and saying,
hey, any Democrat leaders that are on this list, fuck them.

(01:18:44):
Like, yes, they, they deserve. Yeah, burn them all.
You guys need to say, hey, I understand.
I do want to be right. I have my values.
That's fucking commendable. That's admirable.
But at the end of the day, it's about us.
It's about, you know, the, the future generation and saying,
hey, this guy is not good for us.

(01:19:05):
Like he he is not. He is, he is looking you in the
face and saying something that has always been there.
You got photos of the guy? You cannot tell me he said it
out of his own mouth. Like I, I had a beauty pageant
with teenage girls and I, I would go through the dressing
room as beautiful girls. Beautiful girls like talking
about underage girls. And he, it's not something you

(01:19:27):
can pass off as locker room talk.
Guys, you got to, you have to wake the fuck up.
You have to understand that Republicans and Democrats,
Donald, Donald included, he is aRepublican.
That's the side that he is on. They are divisive figures to
keep us apart. So we keep getting poorer.
Nothing's fucking changing. Not a not a fucking thing has
changed from from Obama to Trumpto Biden to Trump.

(01:19:49):
Nothing has fucking changed. You got a little bit of fucking.
You got a little bit of taxes onyou overtime.
Which are are gonna be removed? In three years when all the
other shit that fucking. All the taxes, yeah, all the tax
breaks for working class when people go here.
When your when your father or your grandpa, you know, goes to
the fucking hospital because there's a new thing coming up
that they're going to fucking make it to where like you have

(01:20:12):
to prove your insurance before they work on you at the ER.
So I'm crazy shit like, yeah, it's just it's always fuck us,
man. It's always fuck us.
This shit doesn't ever affect doesn't ever affect them.
And the day you can finally lookat that fucking liberal across
the street, that liberal can look at you and say, hey, we
might not share the same values,we might not share the same

(01:20:34):
morals, ideas. It doesn't fucking matter.
They go to work, I go to work, they have kids, I have kids.
We want the best for them. And we absolutely understand,
unequivocally, without a shadow of a motherfucking doubt, those
guys are not what's best for them.
Well, and start working on thosefucking problems like the ones
that all of us have. And I get, you know, whether you
don't like gay people or whetheryou think gay people need more

(01:20:57):
rights and all this, I, I get it.
I get it all. Like I understand why people
have the feelings they do. But it's totally conversations
you don't just argue back and forth and yell nasty things at.
Each and until you can fucking put a roof over your head and
pay for your kids college or notcollege or fucking whatever.
Until things start getting better for everybody.
All the people that literally make this country run until it

(01:21:18):
gets better for them, let's put aside like the the stuff that
they can get us to fight about 24/7, 365. 100%.
Focus on real people. Problems.
If people weren't so fucking starved in this goddamn country,
we wouldn't have nearly nearly as many.
There wouldn't be anger like youwouldn't be like, oh, someone on
food stamps because you're I getit, man.

(01:21:38):
You're working hard every fucking day to barely get by.
You go to Walmart. I was in the same mother fucking
boat. Go to Walmart.
You see fucking people who ain'tworking who fucking whatever,
walking out with a buggy full offucking food.
That shit makes you upset. That is not the majority of
fucking people. That's not what's holding.
That's not what. We're going broke for.
That's not what's making, that'snot what's making us broke.

(01:21:59):
That's not what's increasing thecost of living.
That's not what is increasing the goods.
Where they talked about the whole time.
Look, fucking once again, accountability, Republicans, you
guys were like, oh, well, if youincrease minimum wage, they're
just going to increase the they increased it anyways.
They increase the cost of goods preemptively any fucking ways.
And if you, if you worked and you got to go home to your
family and spend time with them and you had money in your

(01:22:20):
pocket, you would not give a fuck nearly as much as what the
next person is doing. But they make that so they make
everything so fucking hard. So you cannot realize that we
are all, we are all being fucked, man, and we are all
being fucked by the same people.And the day that two people who
do not get along, who have different ideas, the day those

(01:22:41):
people get along historically have been the days where fucking
shit happened. And look, I, I do pray that that
day comes, but we're gonna, fucking, we're gonna, we gotta
get off this episode cuz look, it's gonna be Mike and Dylan
loves politics again. No, we'll have to just start
putting those in the subscription only where we just
go completely off the rails, right.
Also guys, if you just gave us some more submissions for

(01:23:04):
advice. Yes, we talked about other
things. We wouldn't go off the rails
like this. So this is kind of your fault,
OK? I'm gonna gas like y'all.
We blame you. I'm gonna gas like you.
Now I'm gonna fucking take a take a term that a psychologist
who went to school for many, many years created and then and
when we're like I'm an expert inthis, I'm a guest like y'all and
say this is y'all's fault that we went off on this tangent and
we will see you next time later.

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