The Real Enemy Isn't AI or Aliens - It's What We're Ignoring | MADHD Ep23 | - Mike and Dylan HATE! Drama

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Bear Nimble bound down Michael Dylan.
But the Bow Wow, Dylan, we're not cancelled or dead yet yet.
Yet. I know we still have the meeting
at Denny's, which I'm a little bit worried about.
See, I tried to change my look so that I wouldn't be
recognizable. No, I'm still just, I still look
just like a homeless person. Yeah, I'll keep my distance from

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you wherever we go. So I guess, you know, on June
15th at 6:00 PM Eastern StandardTime, when we have that little
meet up behind the Denny's, we have a good story for the cops.
Because you could just be like, yeah, I was just helping out
this homeless guy right here. And the cops go look at me and
be like, yeah, good tracks. Yeah.
But as long as you're not spending the night here, buddy,
then, which I mean, hi to Denny's is pretty safe.

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As long as you're not like on a church property, you're pretty
good. Remember when we recorded that
one skit? I think you put it out or maybe
we didn't even put it out, but that we did that one on like a
random day. We went up to that church and.
Oh, yeah, And it was like the conversion therapy.
And we was talking about what actors.
It's not gay if you're attractedto them.
Yeah, if you think they're hot, that's that's not gay.

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Right, that was a that was a pretty good one.
Yeah, that was fuck man. That was like when we first.
It was like the middle of it. I would say it's probably like 6
to 8 months in probably. Was it?
Yeah, because we. It was after The Avengers of I
think it was like a couple. Adventures of Clever Sykes was
literally like a month. Yeah.

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And I think it was right after that, though, wasn't Yeah,
because I didn't know. Because Dylan sets up two
cameras and I'm like, I don't know what his vision is with
this. And he's like, do it 100,000
times and I'm like, why are we doing all this?
Why are we doing it 100,000 times?
At this point I was just like used to shooting skits with my
phone. And then he puts it together and

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I'm like, this is the greatest thing I've ever seen.
Wow, this guy is I'm going to fucking, I'm going to hitch a
ride on this guy's coat tail. That's what I'm going to do.
And I've been dragging him down ever since.
Imagine Superman trying to fly. He's got the hulkings fucking
Cape like his. Superman could do it, yeah.
He probably wouldn't even be affected by probably even know
the hope was there. Yeah, like swatting out a fly or

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something. Guys, welcome back to another
episode of Mike and Dylan Hate Hate drama where, I mean, we
give advice, we talk about, you know, life events going on.
You know, one of the things is like, I always was like, I
always thought that that that type of stuff that we just did
was like corny when other peopledo podcasts and shows and stuff
like that. But I didn't think we'd ever do

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something like that. But I I think it works.
The welcome back to Mike and Dylan hate drama.
Yeah. And then I say hate.
Like, you know, it's like one ofthose cheesy things.
It's like. When we went on that one
podcast, that one criticism is that guy's intro is too long.
Yeah, but like, I mean, I guess it's for what your purpose of
your podcast is. He's not trying to do a podcast
where it's like, you know, worldrenowned or like, you know,

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really gets out there to the masses.
It's a. It's a pretty localized.
I don't think we're trying to dothat either, brother, I mean.
We're trying, but we're also like kicking ourselves in the
Dick at the same time, so. So today we're going to talk a
little bit about AI and aliens, artificial intelligence and
aliens. We do have two submissions.

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I think we're going to start offwith a submission and then I'll
get into a little bit about whatwe're going to talk about right
now in life, world events going on right now, we have the
divorce of Donald Trump and ElonMusk.
I just saw that it is. Is it very?
Is it that recent like it just happened like?
Yeah, so yesterday Trump was talking about not funding, you

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know, Elon's projects. All the subsidies.
Right. Yeah.
And then Elon got upset and was like, well, you wouldn't have
won this election if it wasn't for me, which is.
Probably pretty close. Insinuating Well, no, it's not
insinuating that he's not he. He's not insinuating that he
helped Donald Trump, like he rallied voters on X and stuff
like that, which is what is I guess what it's supposed to be.

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It's insinuating he rigged the election.
Yeah, so which guys? I got to tell you, man, ain't a
ain't a guy out there with a fucking how many digits is it
10? A 10 digit fucking net worth
that gives a fuck about you. Not a single.
One. Not a single one.
The only person that knows what you've been through, what you go

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through. Waking up in the morning,
putting your pants on when you don't want to.
Your stomach hurts, your head hurts, you're not ready to go in
for 8:10, 12/14/16 hours. The only fucking person that
knows what you go through is people like you.
And This is why Mike says stop fighting with people like you.
Man, I remember when Oliver Anthony came out with that song.

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I've been selling my soul, working all day.
Everybody remember that song. I remember that song came out
and for it was kind of like 911,All right?
For half a day we were a nation.Everybody was like fuck yeah I.
Think the problem with that though is you know, one side's
like oh he's talking about us and then the other side like oh
he's talking about. Us that's not what happened is

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he put in a fucking he put in a lyric that said the IT was about
the Moon Pies. How or fudge rounds fudge rounds
how people on food stamps are buying fudge rounds and shit,
which is not I mean, I I agree with the left saying that's not

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what is destroyed America. It's not poor people, it's not
people taking advantage of a system.
It's literally the where a lot of the money go through.
Like a lot of the money is wasted.
Well, it is. People taking advantage of the
system. It's just not those people that.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's rich people taking
advantage of the system. It's not, it's not poor people,

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you know, fucking getting food stamps when they might not need
food stamps or people just living on welfare when they
don't have to It. It's not that that's destroying
the country. What are rich people?
But then this is what I'm saying, man.
God damn, we can't get a fuckingwe can't get along to save our
God damn lives. The left then goes, well, we're
just going to focus on this one fucking line.

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We're going to ignore the rest of the song and how everybody,
you know, Richmond, north of Richmond, that's what it was
about. And everybody that's something
everybody can get behind becauseeverybody can recognize that
that's what's, you know, fuckingdestroying this country and they
just harp on that. Can't see past anything else.
Can't extend the goddamn olive branch man.
And the I see every day where they'll a video will pop up.

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It'll be somebody on the left, like if you have a family member
and they they like the right, you don't have to like them like
you. You could cut them out of your
lives. You don't don't be friends with
that person. Or when it comes to like
extended an olive branch, they're like don't do that with
with racism or fascism or whatever.
The thing that they don't under fucking stand.

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All right, and I wish I could just grab them by the skull and
just shake it and be like, listen, it doesn't matter what
your moral like your values are that pertain to like morality
and stuff like that. I think to each their own should
just be the fucking thing. I enjoyed it when we had a
separation of church and state because that's how it's supposed

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to be like they're they're supposed to be a separation.
But if I have, if I go out and Itry to tell 15 people Dylan
knows me, I'm AI. Love Mexicans bro, I listen.
There is favorite. My next life, I hope I am

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fucking at a siesta. God damn.
Donna and the sombrero, listen, they are my favorite.
I told people I'm not racist. I have a tier list.
Mexicans are S tier because every single race has bad
people. Yeah, every single one of them.
And they have gang members. They have terrorists.
Every single race. But if you think of a culture,
not just in Mexico, the Hispanicpeople over here, that value,

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like if you think of the American dream, what the
American dream is go to work, you come home to your family,
you spend time with your family.I don't know where the fuck you
know people, they see videos online and they're just like,
oh, this is how everybody is. Well then bro, what the fuck are
we doing? Because let's just group all
white people, all black people and the same fucking thing.
If every Mexican is in a cartel,every black guy's in a gang,

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every white person's in the KKK,let's just start grouping
everybody up. Shut the fuck up man.
I if you go around and you just see people that are especially
if they did not if they weren't born in this country bro, close
knit family. Like look at a fucking a dude
from India at Walmart with his kids and this fucking he's like

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hugging his kids. Same thing with a Hispanic guy.
Like they are, they fucking people in different countries
are not as like they don't get as much propaganda as we get.
They're not, they're not, you know, susceptible as or just as
tainted by the late stage fucking capitalism that we're
in. They can, they're not, you know,
fucking motivated by like greed and shit like that.

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Like they are literally from areas where they believe in
community. And that because you got to
think too, if we have gang members and ship, people are
like fucking right in there. Politicians and shit.
If you're in Mexico or somewherewhere you got like your family's
there and you have a cartel or, you know, a terrorist group or

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whatever, you can't. There's no government official,
right? So you got to rely on your
community. Your community has to have each
other's back. And that's why when you see a
lot of foreign people here, man,they're very close with their
family, they're very close with their neighbors and shit like
that. And if that's something that we
can also learn from, like I said, bro, I'll be I love the
Mexican because that they are like, if you think about what

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America was supposed to be fucking just family values
spend, you know, going to work and then spending time with your
kids. That's what they do.
Well, I think that's kind of what the cultures change though.
And I'd like I, I would just saypreface your statement as in
like people aren't close becausethey have terrorists and cartels
like they're, they're just that's they're.
Just close. Yeah, but I'm saying like when,
when shit goes down, that's who we, that's who we are supposed

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to rely on too. We're supposed to rely on each
other. We're supposed to, if shit
happens like it's supposed to beme and my neighbor.
Yeah. And I, I think that that's
what's changed in the United States though is, you know, it's
portrayed as like as soon as youturn 18, you fly the coop, you
go set up your own life, you move away, you do all these
things. And so like families and

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communities and stuff have like separated, whereas like, you
know, somebody who has come recently from another country,
they still have those traditionsand the way that they used to
be. And America being this melting
pot, we've lost a lot of those things.
Like, you know, we like, I mean,a lot of my family's up in New
York and Pennsylvania and we live down here in North

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Carolina. So like there's no get together
for that. And then like also like friend
groups like, and you work so damn much like going back to
your like, you know, 40 hours and like that should be able to
provide your life. Like, you work 60 hours, you
don't have time to go meet friends and family and spend
time together. Like you're tired from work and
you're going home and going to sleep.
And then you might, you know, dosomething on the weekend.

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But there's not as much like in other countries.
And things like, it's normal forlike, on a weeknight for them to
just meet in the city center andjust like, kind of cut it up and
have fun and enjoy themselves. And that's just not the way our
society's built. And a lot of it's just, here's
the thing too, and this is what I was going to get on with the
left is that it doesn't matter what you think about somebody,

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because if someone has a belief,they weren't born with that
belief. They weren't like, even if you
see like a racist individual, I'm talking about this guy's a
neo Nazi. He has fucking swastikas
tattooed on his body. He didn't, he wasn't born like
that. And, and I understand having
those thoughts or, you know, being a fucking Nazi and shit

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like that is fucking terrible. But man, shit changes when that
guy sees somebody. He when you prove the
stereotypes wrong. It doesn't change when and that
this goes back to like the COVIDshit when nobody trusted the

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Pharmaceutical industry. I don't know what happened
during COVID where the the vaccine comes out OK.
And once again, man, it doesn't matter what the fuck you
believe. Like if you think, hey, these
shots are fine, I'm going to getvaccinated, whatever, cool.
I don't like these shots. I'm not going to do it when the

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left, who, you know, preaches about love and shit like that,
starts making videos where they're dancing, doing dancing
videos behind a green screen photo of someone dying from
COVID. That what do you think that's
doing? That is right there.
Everything that the media, because it all goes back to the
media. Yeah.
Everything that the media has said about you, you have now

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proven to be right. Well, that's the problem though.
And it doesn't matter if it is right, just I apologize.
I got to get through this because if I cut myself off, I'm
gonna sound like a fucking I already sound like a moron
already. But but every everything that
the media portrays about you, because the media only portrays
the bad stuff about the left andthe bad stuff about the right.
That's how it is. That's how you get views.
That's how you get clicked. So as soon as you start doing

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that shit, you prove to the other side that everything
they've heard is true. And it's the same thing.
It's the same thing for the right.
Like you cannot, it doesn't matter.
You cannot get along with somebody.
You cannot tell them your viewpoints.
If you're doing it out of hate, if something bad happens and
you're sitting there and you're being fucking hateful and shit
like that. Though something I did like from

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the the right was when Joe Bidenhad his cancer diagnosis and a
lot of the shit I saw was, hey, you know, disagree with, you
know, we've made a lot of jokes.We've talked a lot of shit.
But at the end of the day, we'repraying for his family.
I was like, oh, OK, look, fucking.
It's a step in the right direction.
See, the problem is though, is like, you know, even like the

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dancing, like I think that's oneof the issues, is there still
just like a minority of people that would be comfortable with
doing that shit? I think probably in, you know,
backroom conversations, people are even more hateful than what
they're willing to put on the Internet.
But like, once again, like the people dancing for those COVID
deaths were the minority. But when those are getting the

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millions of views you start to, you start to view it as the
majority. But a lot of that's probably
created also the from like with anything on social media, if
people fight in the comments, then it's going to go way
further anyway. So like if somebody called them
out and then they're having a discussion in the comments, all
of a sudden Tik Tok's like, oh, let's show this to millions of

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people. And so it keeps going further
and further, even if people aren't in a support of that like
and then also like that's the craziest thing about social
media is because on that post, if you typically lean left, it's
going to give you all the comments that confirm your
stance and then. Your people walk because if
you're a guy on the right and you see somebody from the left,

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you're either just going right, you might talk shit in the
comments, but normally you're just going, I'm not watching
that. Or if it's like something
centered around, it's not even acreator making a thing about it.
You're probably just going to scroll away from it.
But that's. That's like, my point though, is
that if you're on the right, then it's going to give you all
the comments of people talking shit about it.
And like, so like, literally these platforms know who you are

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and know how to get you enthralled.
So it's not going to show you all the lefties like calling it
out and saying like, hey, this isn't cool or anything like
that. It will just show you like the
people that are mad and then getyou riled up.
So you'll get in there and do ittoo.
Like it TikTok gives you or likeall the platforms do this, but
like they give you what confirmsyour worldview.

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They don't, they don't show you things that can like open your
brain and be like, oh, like these people kind of are
thinking the same thing that I am.
It's going to rage bait you intowhatever stance you're in and
then also confirm your biases and give you only those comments
that actually agree with you. It's easy to like focus on

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negatives and stuff like that, but the beautiful thing about
life is, is that you have to yougot to put down at some point,
you do have to like put down thetechnology, go touch grass and
get into your community, becausethat's when you witness like me,
for a long time, I was very pessimistic.
I was like, man, there's just, you know, we I was, I sound like

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the joker. I was like, how we all deserve
this earth. Humanity is, has squandered
their gift. Like I was fucking and then you,
I mean, look, I mean, I, you know, Mitchell, fucking heart of
gold fucking guy would never do anything bad to anybody.
I mean, people like Dylan and then you see people out here and
you're like, OK, the hate is notthe majority because the what

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the media shows and this is thisis ultimately what you know, I
want to touch on is if you're onthe right or let's say you're on
the left, OK, And you're like, oh man, I'm tired of all the
hate the transgender people get.So you go outside, all right,
and you fucking, you go and talkto 30 people.
You spend your whole day talkingto people saying, hey, let
somebody exist. Like what the fuck do you care?

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And then you go home and then the immediate the media runs a
story that day about a guy with a wig on guns till bathroom
starts fucking trying to diddle people.
Guess what? All those 30 people are back on
that side plus more. So you are going against an
enemy that can talk to everybodyat once.

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Where? Portray whatever story.
Right. So if you're on the right and
you're like saying, hey, man, you know, we don't fucking trust
politicians. We which listen, not trusted
politicians. And then trusting politicians is
a weird thing. OK, you gotta pick one.
You gotta pick one. I say not trust them, OK, But I
say that for both sides. But if you're going out there
and you're trying to say, hey, you know, we're doing like good

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and shit like that for the community.
And then they show, you know, guy on the right being racist
and shit, what to that side, everybody that you've like met
and that you have said, hey, youknow, people aren't all that bad
from both sides. It doesn't matter how much you
are trying to fucking come together in person until the
meet. Like something is done with the
media, which is almost an impossible task at this point.

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Yeah. We'll turn it off is like
that's. Yeah, but I mean, it's, it's you
can't, everybody's not going to turn it off.
So in 2016, like with all the shit that was going on, I turned
it off because like I was I was raged with everything going on
and I was just like this is insanity blah blah blah.
And the one option that I never considered was just click and my

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life improved substantially. And like I am not in the know of
the most current events anymore.But The thing is, is like, what
does that affect my day-to-day? Like it like I get being an
informed voter and all that other stuff.
And yes, that is true. You should like, you know, do
some research before the elections, but the next serious

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election isn't until, you know, another year from November
because it's like every two years mostly, but and then every
four years for president. But like, you don't have to
spend those four years mad at the world for whatever happened
because you're not going to change anything.
Like if you're mad about Trump being the president right now,

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what can you do? Like in all actuality, to change
that scenario? It's it.
Is there's some guy watching this like I know what to do and
more like this, brother, No, you're not that talented, all
right? You're not that talented.
Well, The thing is, is like liketaking out somebody is never the
answer. That's such a that's such a
fucking a wacky thing, man, to, to wish death on people, which I
understand. Look, if someone's going against

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your beliefs, your values, you feel fucking slighted.
You're told that they are, you know, hurting all these people,
which once again, like I said, Idon't agree with.
Like fucking the deportation of a fucking man.
Who if you're going to, if you're going to say, hey, I'm
going after a cartel and just goafter the, the white people and
the black people too. That's fucking how you're
committing crimes. Why can't we deport those guys?
Leave the fucking families alone.

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Well, and none of them should belike, I mean, deal with them
inside of our, our judicial system, like go ahead and just
take care of it. And that's.
Fine across a man you like that man has worked his whole fucking
like he's been here for 20 yearsbreaking his God damn back to
fucking, you know, racist kids that were born in America.
Bro, move the fuck on. Move the fuck on.
If you go, if you catch a fucking Hispanic dude and he's

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MS13 fucking out there killing people, you know, selling
fentanyl. The the fear words that they use
for people, even though, like I said, white people and black
people do the same motherfuckingthing, then yeah, send them out.
But then when you get to that white guy that's also doing,
hey, fucking not to Mexico. We don't want to like ruin
Mexico. Send them to.
I don't know. No, leave them here and just put

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them in like, like, and that's another issue, though, is like,
why are we locking up people that don't need to be locked up?
Like why is the prison system sogigantic?
Like there's there's so. Many you do need to be locked
up. Yeah, but like you, you also
shouldn't be serving time with somebody that sold some fucking.
Weed, that's the craziest thing,like, but he had a lot of it.
OK, So what you're saying right now is you're just mad because

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you didn't make any money. It was like, did anybody die
from that weed? No, OK.
Fentanyl on it. Right, OK.
And so nobody died from the weed.
Why are you upset? Well, because he's selling all
that stuff and we're not gettingany of that money.
Yeah. All right, Now, I understand if
someone's out there heroin with fentanyl, Yes.
OK. That poses a serious health

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danger. The only thing is though, once
you send that guy to prison and he's a felon for doing that,
he's not going to be able to geta job.
So guess what the fuck the firstthing he's going to do as soon
as he gets out of prison? Well, and it's a university.
It's a university for how to notget caught the next time, how to
like try and do a better hustle the next time.
Like, I mean, you're in there with literally other people.
So you're just learning how theywent about it.

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And like the whole system is built not to like.
I do. I do want to get kind of on
topic now though, because this is a great lead in to what I
wanted to talk about on this one, which is AI and aliens.
All right, so I say all this andpeople are like, oh man, you
know, the media is this thing and how the fuck are normal

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people, regular people going to combat this?
And this is with the two biggestfears, kind of that people have
right now, and that is artificial intelligence and
aliens. How are aliens their fear now?
Listen, listen without. There's been a lot of and once
again, I think it's like watch this so you don't see this.

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So I don't really put AI don't put a lot of stock into the
whole alien thing. But AI is advancing.
Like there, there are advancements in AI, which I
don't really count it. They don't they don't tell you.
I don't really count it as true AI yet.
True AI is something that has taught itself something that we
did not fucking know. Like it taught itself something.

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So we don't have like the true version of AI yet.
I mean, it might be out there, but it's not available to the
public. So the fear is, is that AI is
going to become so intelligent. This is bro, it's just, it's
been a thing since what, the 70swhen they made movies off of it.
The AI is going to become so intelligent, it's going to wipe
out mankind. It's going to be like, all these

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guys are the problems, you know?Yeah, it's not, It's not.
It's going to recognize what theproblem is with mankind.
And it's going to be like, hey, this is how we become better.
This is how you become better. Like if the governor say, say
the say the government is the one who perfects AI and they're

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like, you know, AI, once it's smarter than you, you are no
longer in control. That's the one thing like you
are not in control anymore. Once that once something becomes
more intelligent than you, not just like in book smart wise,
yes, there can be like a manipulative guy who takes
advantage of a guy who is like book smart.
But once you have just that overall intelligence, not

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educated, just intelligence, there's, there's no more
controlling you. I do think.
And it's the same thing with aliens.
If there is a species, if there is a, you know, what do you call
it? Just a race out there that has
somehow perfected technology to be able to travel to our planet.

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I am almost 100% sure that wherethey are from they were able to
essentially because America. Like not America the world.
The world is on a course of and people are like destroy the
world. Destroy the world is a fucking
fallacy bro. The only thing we can destroy is
mankind because it doesn't matter, you know, if whether you

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think global warming is real or not, it doesn't matter what the
ocean does, doesn't matter if weget, you know, smacked by a big
asteroid. Now, a really, really big
asteroid can destroy there, likejust blow up the Earth.
But it doesn't matter if we get smacked by a big asteroid.
This floating rock is always going to be a floating rock.
So us destroying the Earth is the stupidest thing that people
say. We're really killing mankind
essentially, you know, if we, ifwe, if this ends a nuclear war,

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say we're going to nuclear war, we just destroy mankind.
We aren't, we're not destroying the earth.
It will recover and move on justlike it, it always has.
So that is, that is just something that is, it's
irrelevant when people say, but if you have a, you know, a
species that like came together and was like, look, we, they

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have actually found community. They have found unity.
They have found what it takes toget along with each other to
sustain life that long to perfect technology.
Bro, they're not coming here going, you know, we will destroy
them for their resources. They obviously have things that
they have obviously perfected, you know, resource management,

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how to obtain resources, how to create resources like they have
obviously perfected that and they are not looking at that
here. If anything, they're just
looking at us being like, you know, I'm not saying they're
going to think we're less intelligent life.
They're going to recognize that we are conscious.
You know what I'm saying? Like we're conscious.
Like we understand that we are on a rock in space, whatever

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that we are conscious, they're going to recognize that.
And then they're going to like, the more they look at us, the
more they're going to see the bad, like the not the bad
people. They're not going to be like
looking in neighborhoods being like, oh, that guy right there
is a terrible neighbor. They're going to be looking at,
you know what's causing all the fucking anger and shit like
that. And it's not people, man,
people, people get into their heads.

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They'll be like, man, humanity is so bad.
All they care about is greed. I know a ton of people who could
give a fuck less who was happy to go to work and spend time
with their family. They're happy to see friends.
They're happy to just go fishing.
And if you think that AI or aliens is going to deem regular
people the problem, that's not what's going to happen.
It's going to say, hey, this is the conscious, you know, being

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on this planet, whatever you know, that is who essentially
will help out and then they'll recognize who the fucking
problem is. But to put to be fear monger
because that's all we've ever been with AI and aliens.
There's never been a good alien movie.
There's never been a good AI movie.
Well. Yeah, there is.
There's home. ET like you got ET.
We'll see. I think the issue is, and like,

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I guess this could come back to it.
What your point is. Like I, I first, let me preface
this. I don't think we can say what
those, what those entities will do when they come here because
they could be just as fucked up as we are when they come here.
Like they, they could just have mastered the ability to, to
travel long distances. So they could be fucked up too.
But like, I think one of the biggest things, and I think it

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gets to the root of your point, is like all of it's kind of a
distraction to keep you angry about something to keep your eye
off of the prize of like, hey, maybe it's these fucking world
leaders that keep fighting with each other and getting into
pissing matches and then poor people go and fight their fights
for them and they die and one ofthem wins and gets the

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resources. But the people don't get the
resources. The country doesn't get the
resources, the people that can, you know, turn it into an
industry. Like, I mean, that's that's
really why most of the wars we fought have been over making
places comfortable for sending U.S. companies over there to
then outsource our labor. Like I mean, Vietnam, like going

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over to the Middle East to try and get all the oil and other
resources. Like those are companies that
got that stuff. It wasn't, it wasn't the
American people. Like we didn't all of a sudden
get cheaper gas because we went and invaded a bunch of Middle
Eastern countries. But the big companies like
Halliburton and all the defense contractors and all those
people, they made a shit ton of money.
Not the people working for them,but they higher ups and anybody

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that owns stock. Like all those people made a
fucking killing. The the thing I disagree with
though is to say we don't know their intentions.
When you think of just like the smartest people to ever exist,
you don't see a lot of violence.I think with the, the higher the
intelligence and people will be like, well, look at all these
like rich people look at look atElon Musk, not bro, these are

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these are rich people who employsmart people.
OK, that's that's it. You are not talking about like
like true intelligence, all these scientists and shit like
that. Scientists like like, why the
fuck are we building this? Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like during World War 2 they're building that like why the fuck
are we doing this? Like it's never, it's never the
the fucking geniuses on the second tier.

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It's always the the guy who had the money on the top one.
But that's going to be like ultimately, like say aliens
come, they're still going to be like some sort of hierarchy.
They're still going to be like acountry, a planet, a some sort
of like tribalism that makes them part of that group.
And so you can't say the intentions of the group are just

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to come and be all peaceful. Here's.
The thing. Here's the thing though.
This is what this is what I'm saying.
Look here, look at this. Look at the Earth, OK?
Rich people are not the ones that are going to be flying the
ship. No, that's smart.
People will be OK. They'll.
Be employed by the rich people. We don't know that.
We don't know that because now I'm what I'm saying is think of

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the smart people that we have inAlbert Einstein, all these other
people who a lot of them don't believe in war, don't believe in
US fighting each other. They can like recognize like
real problems in the world. OK.
Now think of an alien race wherethey're quote UN quote, regular
people are as smart as that guy.I believe once that starts
happening, things start becomingmore peaceful.

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People are able to recognize, hey, this is, you know, this is
bad. This would hurt this would.
You know, I think with higher intelligence comes more
morality. Yeah, but like, I mean,
technically we we as like a people as a species, we've
gotten more intelligent over theyears, but we still put people
in power that are strong and that are, again, so we pick

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these people that are going to keep us safe and then that
causes all the situation that we're in.
Right being being manipulated once again is different.
It is very, very different than because how do I listen?
I'm, I'm, I'm a dumb ass. OK, so me trying to word this

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shit, you just kind of got to you got to drop your just
intelligence a little bit to understand my words.
You know what I'm saying? But being manipulative is a lot
more easily recognized. If you can't get, you know,
it's, it's harder to start a movement, a bad movement, if
everybody is against the the violence or against the

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manipulation. Once you get a race of people
who are more intelligent, once again, I believe that trying to
turn them astray from reality isit is, it's going to be a lot
harder. Yeah, well, I like, I agree.
The only thing I'll say is like,how do you break that?
Because like really as a nation,as a people throughout the

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world, like we are very intelligent.
However, it's like when you're talking to people, like once you
can find somebody to blame and you can convince them that
they're that's the problem, people jump on that bandwagon
and then they'll try and convertpeople.
And like, that's where we're at is right now.
We, we have two sides in our country and like different sides
in other countries. But like, we can't just get

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through to people that like, hey, this whole thing is the
problem. Like, let's quit focusing on
this one scapegoat and like, actually look at the system.
That's the problem. And you can't convince people to
just be like, OK, I'm going to give up my team for a little bit
and just think of this without any sort of bias.

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I'm just going to look at the problem.
And you can't get people off their teams because they've been
so indoctrinated that they won'tgive up on the the team sports
of it like they're the enemy. There are there are people
giving up on it, though, and that there are people giving up
on it. A lot of people with, you know,
a lot of people on the left, they watch, you know, Joe Biden
do everything and they heard Kamala say I'm not going to

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change everything. That's what you know, took them
from, you know, the being close to the far left to being more in
the center now, because once you've once you're in the center
and you're able to see things from both sides and you're able
to formulate opinions, that's when you're like, oh, OK, this
is bad. This is and you know, eventually

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you start talking about the overall system.
You're not talking about, you never talk about people.
Like don't talk about people, belike you could talk about
people, say hey, but you got to,you got to look at things from
this perspective, from a, from athe grand scheme perspective
that it is not your neighbor that is the problem.
You know, if there's a, a group of people who are what you deem

(33:57):
the problem, you don't go after the specific people.
You go to the person that is talking about all those people
that is rallying those people, that is telling people lies
about other people to give them ideas or to to formulate their
ideas of a certain person that you deem wrong.
Like you have to, you have to talk about the overarching

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problem. You have to go kind of for like
the top of the thing. And then now I think especially
with Donald Trump, you know, teaming up with Elon, a lot of
people on the write down like that.
They're not a big, they weren't a big Elon fan and now they're
seeing the break up too. And when you when you look in a
comment section and now you, yougo from everybody just like, you

(34:40):
know, this is the and they were like, bro, I fucking this man
said he was going to change. Shit ain't changing shit.
This is the stupidest shit that's going on.
This is once you start seeing shit like that, you're like,
hey, like, if that's what it, that's what it takes, though.
It takes seeing the guy you lookup to not be that guy for you to
open your eyes. And that's why I told people I
was like if you, I always said that Donald Trump versus Kamala,

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Donald Trump winning is the bestoutcome for us as a country.
Because then what it does is it sends their guy into office in a
time where it's hard, it's fucked up, everything's fucked
up. And you know, it takes people
seeing that that doesn't change anything, that it's all going to
stay the same for them to finally be like, oh, OK, because

(35:26):
we're kind of at the crescendo now.
We're at the crescendo of this guy.
There's no more excuses after him.
You could say JD Vance, bro. But JD Vance is just like every
other bad one that we've had. This is this is the guy that
wasn't a politician. He wasn't, he doesn't conform.
He's outside of the whole political thing.
And then if he's not changing it, you know, of course there

(35:47):
are people that are like, we'll wait till the tariffs take
effect, wait till this takes effect, wait till this takes
effect. After a while, they're just
like, fuck, you know, I'm, you know, four years into this and
it's rough out here. Yeah.
I mean a 2 liter of drink is $4.00 bro $4.00 used to be a.
Dollar like a couple years ago. Yeah, dollar eighteen.
It used to be like $1.18 like 6 years ago.

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It's wild man. And it's just, it's
progressively getting worse and it takes people seeing that hey,
this person does not care about you.
Like you can all day. Look, this is when 2 parents get
divorced, OK? And one's like, well, I'm not
going to talk shit about the other parent.
And the other one talks all sorts of shit, all right?
Fills the kids head with all sorts of stuff.

(36:30):
That kid does not like that little, that other parent, that
other parent knows. There's not really nothing you
can do unless you want to make this like just like a dog fight,
make it real nasty. All right.
So as the kid gets older, spendstime with each parent that kids
going to see that kids going to recognize who the shit stain is
and who the good one is. It does not matter.
That's, that is how it works. Like as a, as a child grows up

(36:53):
and they spend time with somebody, they're going to be
like, oh, this is like the good person.
This is the, you know, if I makemom said that dad was this like
really angry guy and he was just, he's always talking to
these. Well, I got to hang out with
dad. You know, I fuck up.
He's nice to me. He tells me about stuff.
He helps me learn. Same thing with a mom, Like he's
like mom's mom's nice. She helps me learn.
That's when they start recognizing that bro listen, you

(37:17):
have to talk shit about because you got some problems, bro.
See, and that's the crazy thing with this though, is like, we
have, I guess, 2 parents that talk shit about each other.
And then there's really not a big amount of like politicians
you can actually look to and be like, oh, that person doesn't
just, you know, toe a party line, a corporate agenda, a

(37:37):
specific thing. Like, we don't have a lot of
like, shining stars. It was never, it was never
supposed to be this though, because it's made-up of all
career politicians. And once you have that, that is
not what the government was supposed to be.
That's not what democracy or or Republic was supposed to be.
We were supposed to be represented by people like us,
people that don't want to fucking do it.
Like you see a good guy, smart ass fucking doctor, lawyers,

(38:01):
fucking welder fucking material.Like it's supposed to be made-up
by people that are like, hey, you know, I understand what it's
like for us over here and how this could be better.
And I understand how it is for us over here and how this could
be better. That's what it was supposed to
be once people start going to school.
So you can learn how to, you know, be lobbied, do all this

(38:21):
stuff, where to build correctly so you can fucking write
whatever got a pork barrel spin you want and it doesn't fucking
matter. Like it, once you start going to
school, once you start being groomed to be that person in
politics, we're so far away fromwhat it's supposed to be that
now it's just this, it's this other thing.
And you get in there and it doesn't matter how much of a

(38:43):
heart of gold you have. You don't identify with us, bro.
Like, you went to fucking Harvard.
You grew up rich, you had a great family.
You know, your dad works in thisfucking industry, which for some
reason you have a real big bias on, bro.
You know, you don't fucking represent us.
You don't know what it's like. So as soon as you get up there

(39:04):
and you're like, I'm gonna make change, someone offers you a
bunch of money. They're like, oh man, these guys
don't need it. Look at them out there.
You're easily, you're easily flipped because you don't know
what it's like. Yeah, but you get a
motherfucking get a welder out there, bro.
Get a. Fucking get Tony the roof.
Get a guy working out there in metal fabrication up there and
then have a have a fucking lobbyist come up to that guy and
be like, hey, well, we're going to do this, you know, against

(39:26):
workers. We're going to say, hey, y'all,
don't you aren't required that break no more.
And he thinks about, you know, his feet fucking hurting.
I remember working the, you know, 12 hour shifts.
I'm 10 hours into it going back to the machine from last break
being like, I don't know how my feet are going to survive for
two hours. The pain in my ankles, in my
fucking kneecaps, bro. And I'm 190 lbs, so you can't

(39:50):
say it was fat, Mike. It's just hard work, bro.
Hard work fucking. It hurts and it's rough.
And if you don't have people in office that know what that's
like, they they're going to flipon you as soon as somebody
offers them money because they don't have that other side.
They don't have that. Part of their consciousness
that's like, hey, you know what this is like, you know how rough

(40:10):
it is, You know how you know howbad and how hard it is.
It's the same reason why a guy who worked his way up into a
management position is much better, is much more
understanding, is much more liked than a guy who just comes
in from college. They trained him on everything
y'all do and now he's just like,OK, I know what you're supposed
to do. I have no idea what it's like,
but I know what you're supposed to do.

(40:30):
You need to do that. And if you don't do it how I
think you're supposed to do it, then it's a problem.
And if we, until we get to that point, I think with whatever
system you want, it works like that because then it's people
saying, hey, we have this over here that we're working on.
And then you got people talking in each community that's like,
or each, you know, area of life.You got blue collar workers

(40:52):
talking with fucking white collar guys on on how they can,
you know, make things better, how to allot money.
Until we get to that point bro we're just straight fucked.
Well, and I think the way that like just to go back to one of
your points about like actually the people in there knowing what
they're doing, I think, you know, especially when you look
at politics, you have the seasoned statesman, for lack of

(41:17):
a better term, and they're your mentors.
And so if they've been jaded andcorrupted and you go to them and
ask like, hey, what do I do in this situation?
They'll be like take the take the money, like.
And so like, that's the person you're looking.
At you are you stupid, son? Are you saying you were offered
money to vote on this bill and you're not going to take the
money, are you? Are you dumb and?
So if you were to have that turnover where, you know,

(41:39):
somebody goes in and does a couple terms and then they're
out, then you won't have so manymentors to look up to that
fucking shit. People that have been jaded by
the system over their tenure. Like you won't have all those
people to look up to and say like, yeah, take the money.
Like you, you would like if we could get rid of lobbying and
then have people. I mean, term limits, I guess is

(41:59):
what has to happen. But like, you shouldn't want to
be there. Like, you should want to go in,
do the best you can to try and help the United States as a
whole and then get the fuck out.I like the term limits that you
said because. Everybody's such a big like when
I talk shit about Donald Trump, when I talk shit about Kamala,
when I talk shit about anybody running for president, everybody
be like Bernie, Bernie, Bernie. I remember when Bernie Sander,

(42:22):
if he's such for the people, if he if he wants the world to be
beautiful and everybody sing Kumbaya and shit like that.
When he was asked about term limits in Congress, which 100%
cycling people does make like you have a better chance of
someone good coming in. You do like, it's just it's.

(42:42):
Common sense. Which I mean, if it's the pool
you're picking from to get elected is, you know, career
politicians, it's it's still going to be bad.
But he was like, yeah, we have term limits.
It's called voting us out. If he cared.
About people, he'd be like fuck.Yeah, I believe in that, but he
can't see past his thing what he's do like what he's getting
in there. Like bro, you're fucking falling

(43:02):
asleep during goddamn meetings with mittens on, bro, get the
fuck out. Like I'm sorry, once you it
takes that guy, you ain't never fallen asleep in a meeting it.
No, it haven't, no. It takes that guy to say, to
look past himself, to think of what makes everything better and
say that's the right thing to do.
Not to say this is the best thing for me.

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That's the right thing to do forchange to happen.
God damn, this has not been a funny podcast.
I was like ready to fucking havesome jokes and shit on AI.
Still, like I said, AI is going to hit this point where it's
like super intelligent and it's going to recognize that the
literally it's going to recognize what's bad.
It's going to be like, hey, there is good people out here.
There's people that do good things that want to see good for

(43:45):
other people. I just.
I get back to and. Like my my take on the whole
world is stoicism. And it's not like I'm like this,
you know, monk or anything, but with AI, what can I do?
What what can I actually with myown actions?
What can I do? Like not a fucking thing.

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So like, why worry about it? Like go ahead and live your
life. Do the best you can with the
situations that you've been given.
But like, if you can't affect the change yourself personally,
like do something. If you can do something, do it.
If you can't, stop fucking worrying about it.
Like it's not your thing. Like if you can physically do

(44:27):
something to change the course of events, do it.
If you can't, fucking write it off and go about your day doing
things that you can affect. Like do whatever.
If it's spend time with your family and raise good kids, do
that. If it's like go to work and show
that you know you are more capable than whatever AI new
invention they're putting into your job, do it.

(44:48):
Like, but that's how you actually affect change and
actually make the world a betterplace.
But like you sitting here getting upset about something
that you can't stop, like AI is going to do what it's going to
do. Tech billionaires are going to
do whatever they can to like make this happen.
If you can't physically change it, let it go bro.
Back when I was like. I think like 22 years old,

(45:09):
something like that. I came up with a movie idea
because that's all I do bro, is think about fucking movies.
That we got so many ideas and shit.
If I wasn't poor, I'd be able topour.
If we weren't poor, there we go.We'd be able to put out a God
damn. We'd be able to put something.
I don't know if it'd be good or not.
Listen, there's there's having agood idea in your head and they
putting that into action. People would give us an A for

(45:30):
effort at least, Yeah. They give us an A for effort.
But one day me and Dylan are going to make some kind of media
to or we're going to be able to do that.
I do believe that. And it is that belief that, you
know, keeps me going. But it was a movie about.
Yeah, everybody. Just it shows you.
Know people in the country sitting there watching TV as a

(45:51):
family it shows people in like Times Square and shit like that
and then all those fucking TV's change and this is just this
thing on there and it's. Essentially an alien.
Saying hey, like you have one year to get it together or we're
coming and we're fucking wiping everything out.
And it's it had a cool tag line on it too.

(46:12):
I used to think about all this shit and it was like.
United we, it's like united. We will stand or I forgot what
it was. It was fucking dope.
But essentially the movie is it's half like how the world is
reacting to it. And then you got like the people
who are like super behind it, the people that are like too far
behind it that are like we had like if not, we're going to be.

(46:36):
So we must start like eradicating the people that are
the problem that are the problem.
So you got like the government'snot really spending time on the
alien thing. They're spending more time on
seeing if that video was real ornot.
It was like, we got to fucking see if it's like, this is
another country trying to do this.
Meanwhile everything's like breaking out in war and all this

(47:00):
other stuff and people are killing people and it's like 100
times worse. So then like the guy, the main
character is the one who has been tasked to fuck.
It's not about aliens bro. The whole movie is not about
aliens, but the main guy has been tasked to fucking see
whether or not the video is realor not.
He's like going over all this stuff and basically what it

(47:21):
comes down to is he has 2, essentially 2 options.
He can say because the the the war essentially is like this one
side's like, hey, we got a fucking and it will if we can't
come together for the aliens, then we have to kill people so
we could be together by the timethe aliens get here.
And then the other side saying, hey, it's not real.
Like, so essentially he has to make the choice behind whether

(47:43):
he tells the people if the videoabout the aliens Israel or not.
And then he fucking like they'rethey're watching the video and
they see something in it and they're like, you know,
definitively, can we tell you that it's not real?
And then they make the release about, you know, the video was
not real. It was done by, you know, they,
they say who they think it was done by, but it does not stop

(48:06):
the war. Like the people don't fucking
care. They have already like made
their decision on the matter. So the war just fucking
continues. And eventually like it goes into
nuclear war because it's it's like a multi country thing.
And then come to find out the video was real and the reason
they just announced this becausethey knew what we would do.
Yeah, I forgot what the tagline for, but it.
Was really dope, but I mean, that's exactly.

(48:28):
That's exactly what would happen, though.
Well, yeah, because nobody can come together.
On anything like you'll, you'll say like I used to argue about
politics at the pipeline and, and, and I wouldn't argue like,
I mean, I am arguer, but like I would, I would present facts and
like, hey, this is the way it is.
And like I'd get somebody be like, yeah, no, that makes
sense. And I'd be like, oh, well,

(48:48):
that's this person's idea. And they're like, oh, well, fuck
that person. I'm like, you just said that
that was a good idea, but now because it's that person, you're
like, fuck that idea. And it's like, why don't you
just think for yourself? Like, and not to say that I
don't have biases because all ofus do, but like there is a
little bit to like critical thinking that you don't just go
like, well, that guy's on my team.
No, like he's a shithead to likepick the the brother.

(49:10):
We got a This is this. Is here's my take.
OK, be ready for the story, because that one's a fun.
One it is, we're going to get into the advice.
And I understand people's qualmswith this, which is why we are
not going to touch on going forward.
We're not going to touch on politics that much because our
take essentially cannot happen. So instead of beating a dead
horse, which is all we can do, we're going to move the fuck on.

(49:32):
But I just wanted to kind of give a wrap up some clarity to
two episodes ago. It like the double down once
again. I don't.
Oh, we tripled down. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's. Coming out it's.
It's out today. There's not a lot of there's no
bad thing behind it, but essentially this is the the
triple down so we can move the fuck on.
And because once again, our takes is beating a dead horse.

(49:52):
You understand how the fuck we feel.
So we're going to get into some God damn Mike and Dylan hate
drama. So actually what I would do
though, is I would cut. I would put like a thing up that
says, hey, cut to this. If you want to see the a time
stamp. Yeah, like a time stamp for the
advice. All right, The title is Mike's

(50:13):
Great Adventure. OK, Yeah, it's a creative
writing piece. Once Upon a time.
There was a massive hurricane headed straight for Lexington,
NC. Mike barely had time to react
just as he got back to his single wide trailer in the woods
behind the Lexington Walmart. Luckily, he was already dressed
for the occasion, as Mike has picked up a seventh job

(50:33):
moonlighting as a male gigolo. How'd they know?
God damn. He ran outside and clapped his
ass cheeks at the tornado so hard that it rerouted the
hurricane all the way to Puerto Rico and destroyed that massive
trash heap once and for all. To celebrate, Mike ran inside
and immediately stuck his Dick in a jar of Hellman's

(50:54):
mayonnaise. Lexington had been saved.
Fall up? What did they say?
Voluptuous. Yeah.
Is that the worst? I mean they.
Put like as in like, felonious, voluptuous, saved by.
Voluptuous falafel himself then.PS Mike, make some more
felonious falafel vids for YouTube or I'll crap on your

(51:16):
doorstep tonight. Love you pookie.
I just hate wasting money, guys.I hate it.
I hate making a video that either the, the, the fucking
platforms would be like, ah, there's something wrong with
this one. You're gonna send them out.
And then YouTube is like a slow burn of you got to be good at
thumbnails and shit like that. And it's like, bro, I like
creating shit. I don't like creating shit with
the idea of, oh, we got to get everybody to watch this.

(51:38):
Like, I hate that idea because then it it takes, there's no
creativity and there's no enjoyment.
Yeah, look at all the. Shit that you watch.
On these fucking platforms, they're all they've all adjusted
to fucking telling stories, doing this, doing this.
Do you think I like grew up and I wanted to do or two years ago
I was like, man, you know what Ireally want to do?
Am I the assholes? That sounds fun.

(51:59):
That is what gets me going. Do I like making people laugh?
Do I like entertaining people? Absolutely.
That's why we're doing the otherside and that one that starts
next week. But we're doing the other side
because then I get to be creative with it.
Now instead of just reading a story, reacting to it, yada
yada, yada, shoot myself in the head, call it life, all right?
I get to actually fucking be creative, be funny, put my own,

(52:23):
you know, spin on things, which is why I wanted to shift this
away to just doing like advice and stuff like that to be able
to talk to people. That's why that's what my vision
for this one was like. We have a Reddit one, but then
we have one where we can just fucking, we could be us.
We can read creepy ass stories like that about me twerking a
tornado that sends a hurricane to Puerto Rico.

(52:45):
Yeah, that was a tornado in. Lexington, yeah.
Tornado in Lex. That's how hard.
I clap my fucking cheeks, man. That that tornado turned into a
hurricane. Well, it was a hurricane.
It was a hurricane. I guess it.
Sent a tornado, I don't think. I don't think.
But hurricanes bring tornadoes, do they?
Yes. I've never.
Known that. Yeah, it what it's.
A storm system. That's the the reason why a

(53:06):
tornado. Happens is because two fronts
come together and they create this vortex like yeah, what's
that vortex doing but. A Yes, it's spinning.
But like a a hurricane is its own gigantic basic tornado.
It's its own vortex. So like then I'd have to have
smaller vortexes inside that vortex to very loosely.
Is it like a? Tornado.

(53:27):
I mean, it's a gigantic. System that is in it's spinning
rotation already. So there's no two systems coming
together. I mean, I might be wrong that
there are tornadoes sometimes correlated with hurricanes, but
for the most part a hurricane itself is its own twisting
system. Yeah, yeah.
OK. So.
A tornado is caused by cool air and warm air coming together.

(53:47):
Coming together All right and itcreates rotation rotation in the
atmosphere. All right and then one of the
other markers I read something about it one time.
Let me let me think of things because it also has to do with
like, you know, the fucking jet streams, which is why most
tornadoes typically hit the samearea yeah mostly go like
northeast. They jet N like they had this
short turn to the north when they die.

(54:09):
But OK, so you bring this system, which is its own
spinning system of hurricane into a system like it's going
in. So when it starts to go inland
OK, and then it's hitting different jet streams and
different systems creating more rotation in different spots
different spot has different rotations that's going to bring
tornadoes and things That's why I don't think there's ever been

(54:31):
a hurricane that didn't bring a tornado.
I mean my parents went through 2.
Category 5 hurricanes, yeah, butthey didn't bring a tornado.
Right there, that's what I'm saying, but they affect.
Such a large. Area So there's different kind
of like systems going on there'sdifferent markers for like how
prevalent a tornado could be butlike the the.
Around the system of like the eye of the storm is a fucking

(54:54):
like 150 mile an hour tornado. Like the eye is a moving basic
like it's not touching the ground, but that is like extreme
wind to like hurricane or tornado forces.
That is just like through the eye of the storm.
Absolutely not. That's not a hurricane hundreds

(55:15):
of miles an hour. Wind go at the eye like the the
center is calm but the rest of the outside of that is literally
100 mile an hour winds. It's like a extended tornado.
It doesn't have the lift but it is the wind for pretty sure.
Hurricane is just a. System like, it's a system that
brings strong winds and stuff. There's no physical like.

(55:39):
What do you call it? I wanted to say.
Vortices, but I don't know if that's a correct word.
There's no vortex like visible at the eye is just a break from
the system that's spinning in the sky that does not translate
to the bottom. It brings strong winds and stuff
in different directions, but there's actually no, there's no
tornado like structure. No, there's no like it's not
touching the. Ground, but the wind force of

(55:59):
outside the eye right at the center of the storm is like
tornado force winds like right there that is like the most
concentrated that's why that's where the damage is is because
that is the fastest moving craziest system is right there
at the edges of the eye I'm not listen I'm going to be honest
I'm. Not well versed on hurricane so
like when they're not as exciting when?

(56:20):
It hit Saint Thomas when my parents were living there.
There was not a single roof left.
There wasn't leaves on the trees, there was no grass on the
ground. Like all of it was removed by
the strength of those winds thatI know it brings, like tornado
force. Winds and stuff.
I just, you know, it's not like it touches the.
Ground. No, it's not like this gigantic
tornado, but what I'm saying is like that is like the whole

(56:43):
system other than the touching the ground part.
Listen, I got a. This needs to start.
Being like Pawn Stars, but like,I got a hurricane buddy.
I'm going to call him in callingyour hurricane.
I got a yeah, I got a hurricane expert.
Well, because like, I've never heard of anybody.
Saying a tornado came when therewas a hurricane, like I've
never, ever once heard like, oh,yeah, we had this hurricane and
like these places got hit by tornadoes too.
Like, that sounds odd to me. I've never once heard that.

(57:06):
Maybe I'm tripping. Yeah, but I'm I'm Googling.
It and on that like the the. Trash heap?
Was that a reference to like Tony Hinchcliffe's thing that he
did at the Trump rally or the trash heap for Puerto Rico?
I don't agree. He went to a statement.
But Tony? Hinchcliffe did something for
Trump. Yeah, I didn't know that.
Yeah, at one of his rallies and he got like.

(57:27):
He he went there and said PuertoRico was a trash heap.
Do hurricanes? Yes, hurricanes.
Can produce tornadoes, especially as they move over
land. These tornadoes typically occur
in the outer rain bands of the hurricane, often in the right

(57:47):
front quadrant. Nice.
Yeah. I, I I.
Knew that they were always like,you know, so like on the
outskirts of. The hurricane not like the
center of the hurricane noise, where it's running.
Into the jet. Streams people are like what the
fuck are we listening? This is a this.
Is now hurricane podcast now it's a political.
Podcast that It's a political podcast that talks about.

(58:08):
Hurricanes used to be funny. All right, so this next one.
'S title. What is your opinion, advice?
That's what this podcast is about.
Dear Mike and Dylan, me and my wife have the same birthday.
Me and my wife do as well. At first I thought it was the
best thing in the world. One last day to remember wrong.
I like to have a good time and so does she.
We do not have the same friend group and never will.

(58:29):
We also have a nine year old nine year age gap.
I am currently 35 and she is 44.We used to fuck like there was
no tomorrow and ever since I wasdiagnosed has become less and
less. What's up?
Dinosaur what? I have nothing, he doesn't say.

(58:51):
It's kind of a my health is better now and I.
Like to fuck more often but she says that she has age and has
become less important. Should I be drugging her to make
her jump on my hobby horse againand more often?
Or should I just take it when I can get it?
Any advice would be great. PS We have been together for 15
years so I know the relationshipis strong.
This is my only complaint. More puss would be amazing.

(59:11):
I'd even take the alternative ofa great blowjob.
So once again, what we because there's all the if diagnosed
with cancer is a lot different than get like gonorrhea.
Well, there's a lot to like. Because like, he's like, we both
like to party and stuff that hasnothing to do with his, right?
Yeah. Like their birthdays being
shared doesn't. This is all over the place all

(59:32):
right. So me and my wife share the same
birthday and I get what he's saying like so they met though
when he was. 18 And she was, they've been together since he
was 18 and she was what, 12 years?
So that makes her thirty. We don't know when they met 34.
He said 12 years ago, he said. 15 years ago.
Yes, we'd have been 20. And she would have.
Been 29 or. No, he would have been 18, 15.

(59:55):
Years -30. Five, bro.
Oh, I thought. He said 33.
No, he's 35. Sorry, I forgot.
You don't have the numbers rightin front of you.
I could have sworn it was 33, but yeah, 20, boys.
You were taught it. That's what I thought.
I was like 35 -. 15. I'm.
I'm sitting here like double checking the numbers.
You just have to go by straight memory.
I forgot, I'm sorry. And yeah, she'd have been 29.

(01:00:18):
All right, so we're going to have to cover a bunch of stuff
in this because. It went from hey, this, this and
then now here's what I'm asking.Can I drug my wife?
No. So having the same birthday is.
Rough. Me and my wife had the same
birthday. You know, it's it's your
birthday. You want?
Yeah, I want some banging head. Maybe let's do a little bit of
anal tonight. Make it real special.

(01:00:39):
Well, then she's got to suck a Dick and get fucked in her ass
on a birthday. Not a great birthday.
All right, Some women turns likeone year.
'S yours and next year's hers? That never happens.
Every year's hers. So you could, you could, there's
going to be some people like that sounds like a great
birthday to me. Yada, yada, yada.
Look, as you get older, people sex drives go down.
That is just, that is a natural thing, man.
You got a, if you want to fuck alot, you got to get on your

(01:01:01):
swoon horse boy. You got to give her reasons to
fuck. Oh yeah, Like anything she does,
bro, she ain't working and she just does like all house stuff.
Have all that shit done, Have all that shit been like baby,
what you tired about? Well, also too, she's like, God
damn, you know, everything's been clean for like a week.
I ain't got nothing to do. Sep suck a Dick.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like I me and my wife, I was

(01:01:23):
like, man, some shit's good. And she was like, man, I'm just
tired. I was like, what are you tired
about? She's like, I got to clean this
clean this clean now. So at night I just started like
cleaning shit up because she'd do it the next day.
So at night I just. Started like cleaning shit up.
I should just be sitting. There we start talking.
Next thing I know we start fucking.
I'm like woo. You start taking.
Like if someone says they're tired, as soon as you hear that

(01:01:46):
excuse, take away what they got to be tired about, Yeah.
Because then was what you tired what you tired of?
Because, Well, and after 15. Years like romance dies like it
does like the romance of a relationship.
The shit you used to do when youwere fucking all the time.
You ain't doing no more. Start bringing some of that
stuff back, like if if you can find a way to make her in the

(01:02:08):
mood, do that shit that you usedto like because you try hard
when you first get together and for a couple years like it stake
sticks around and then life getsin the way and a lot of that
stuff goes by the wayside. Bring some of that shit back.
It does become monotonous, like yeah, you think of.
Imagine just spending all day with kids and then your partner
gets home. They fart a couple times, you

(01:02:28):
know, sit down on the couch, slop up some dinner, you know,
get on. Their phone?
Yeah, Get. On their phone and it's time to
go. To bed, I mean, what the the
there's no romance shit going on, but like I said, you take
care of some of that stuff you get home, you give somebody a
non sexual hug, let them know you care about them talk to them
yeah, you aren't you aren't just.

(01:02:50):
Doing just it's hard because my wife got a fat ass.
Boy, so it's like magnetism. Yeah, it's really hard for me to
just. You should go have to just deal
with that for all of eternity. Yeah, but as long as you aren't.
Like then making it into sex. Like you let her decide whether
it turns into sex. But people like you hear that.
And people will be like that Does it works, bro?
It fucking it works. If you if someone's complaining

(01:03:11):
that they're tired, they got to do all this stuff.
Once you start taking that shit away and they don't have to deal
with that, they ain't so tired no more.
And if they're still tired, you like a little bit, you gotta go
to the doctor and I don't know, get some Adderall or something.
Because if I'm taking care of all this stuff, you sitting
there fucking on your phone, watch TikTok.
Ain't nothing tiring about that.So well, that's but that's also
to where you can have conversations where you could be

(01:03:31):
like, OK, then you could say, Hey, this is a problem.
Like this is an actual problem, though.
I just can't not touch that Mic can.
You I can't not but if you if. Someone complaints about
something and then you make thatcomplaint a non complaint and
the thing that you know you wanted that they can't do is
still like that's like hey either you got fucking talk

(01:03:53):
somebody because I'm saying I want to fuck.
Bro is 35 years old. I understand she's 44.
She should have understood when she was 29 getting with a 20
year old that she's going to go through like which actually
she's about to go through another real sexual phase
probably is Yeah, in it or well,you're.
Talking about sexual that she's about to go through hormones or
yeah, she's. About to go through another like

(01:04:14):
hormone burst where she's going to be very sexual.
So you kind of you kind of complaining about something a
little bit too early, but she kind of you know, she goes
through it the first time I'm gonna say around like, you know,
29 to the 33. We're kind of like that range
and then she's about to get through it again.
So, but once again, if she has just things going on, I don't
know what y'all fucking situation looks like.

(01:04:36):
I don't know if you are both working, both not working.
I just live on disability, whatever, I don't fucking know.
But if she's doing things or if she's like, oh, I'm tired,
that's a lot better than I have a headache all the time.
It's like, well, you got a brain, can't you got brain
cancer then, bitch. All right, like my wife, she'll
be like I'm tired or she'll be like, what do we do today?
Yeah, I'm trying to. And she was like, you have not.

(01:05:00):
She'll be like, you have not talked to me all day and now
this is the only time you want to spend time with me all like I
am the asshole. This is like the Reddit thing.
I can see I am the asshole. So it is bro.
Relationships are about. This is a.
Give and take type. Type of thing man.
It is a working together. It is a trying to understand a

(01:05:20):
problem from the perspective of someone who is not you.
That's what honestly any relationship that you have in
life, like if you, that's how you determine who's in the right
and who's in the wrong. If you have a boss, you know,
that's like always giving you shit and stuff and you're like,
man, fuck this guy. This guy's the fucking worst
yet. You know, every Monday you come

(01:05:41):
in super late, you leave early on Fridays, you know, you take
extra, extra long breaks and shit like that.
That makes your plight stupid. I mean it makes you having a
problem is just dumb. If you're sitting there and you
bust ass every fucking day you you come in early, you leave
late, you put in the fucking work and this motherfucker's
still got a problem that he's just a bitch bro, that and

(01:06:02):
that's that's that's the easiestway you can deduce the reality
of life is looking at the problem from the other person's
perspective. If you're like, hey, I
understand when I get home, I start playing video games.
I don't even say hey to the girl.
And then from the time, you know, I get home, I play video
games until the time it's time to go to bed.
I have not talked to her. And then when it's time to go to

(01:06:22):
bed, I want to fuck after ignoring her all day and then
she don't want to fuck. If you're unable to see that,
hey, oh man, I could have, you know, helped her out with a
little bit of the house stuff, played some video.
I could put, you know, 2 hours in on the video game spent spent
fucking. Jesus, spend some time with her.
Then if if you. Are putting in the work and it's
not translating to, you know, more intimacy and shit like

(01:06:45):
that. Then you can say, hey, there is
something wrong over here. I'm doing what I can do.
And that's when you can start with confidence deducing the
problem, start working on it. And then sometimes, and this is
a sad reality of life, the partner is doing either
something bad or they're just not in it.
There could also be medically things wrong too.

(01:07:06):
Just don't don't ever discount that shit.
There are things that can affectunfortunately, like, you know,
women are the ones that get the,you know, the pill and they got
to deal with all these other things that hormone imbalances
and shit like that. They do have to deal with that.
So you do have to be understanding on that point as a
woman. That does not give you a right
to, if you have something medically wrong, to never work

(01:07:27):
on it though, because then once again, you are, you know, you're
not putting in the work that youneed to do to make the
relationship better. I didn't hear you say one time.
To punch anybody or throw a elbow like I do, be given that
was solid. Advice.
Every single. Every single podcast.
That we've had. I've given real advice and then
I was funny with it. Now this is where I become funny

(01:07:50):
with it. Does she drink tequila?
Because I could tell you, me andmy wife could be in the middle
of the worst argument we've everhad.
She takes like three shots, bro.She's like grabbing by the Dick,
taking me to the room. Yeah, I think with with this
guy. Like The thing is, is you have
to you have to find what is causing the sex not to happen.

(01:08:12):
And if it is like you know, she's going through menopause or
whatever, like pre menopause or whatever the the case is, like
you have to be understanding on that.
But like, you, for one thing, communicate.
Like you you're saying you need more sex.
Like say that, but don't just expect her to do it.
Like, what does she need to feellike she's in the Oh yeah, it's

(01:08:32):
my belief you can swoon. Anybody.
Yes, you can swoon. Anybody.
I guarantee. If she was single, right?
Now, and she was out on the hunt, she would be down for sex
because it's a new interesting thing she'd be turned on.
Like you have to create that scenario in the environment at
44. I think I'm if if.
Say my wife died or divorced me and I'm 44.

(01:08:52):
I am, bro. I'm being a dad and playing
video games. Yeah, because that's another
thing too is like, I don't live.I don't live by like sex.
Like when I wake up, I'm just like, how can I make people
laugh and not starve to death? That's what that's what I think
about. And then, you know, I'm also
like, oh, what my kids doing? What is this doing?
Like it's just, I don't know, sex really isn't on the radar.

(01:09:15):
But bad thing about that too is if it's not on your radar,
sometimes you do kind of put thepartner aside.
Like it's, I don't know if it's something like anabolistic or
something, but when you're like,I need to focus on these things.
You do you. You can put your spouse in a
position where you are ignoring them.
And I got into that like it was like 2 weeks ago, I was just
like not giving her any motherfucking attention.

(01:09:39):
So I started doing that this week and now she wants to have
sex with me all the time. I got things to do, man, I have
to listen. I got, I got things to do, which
mine was sleep. You just need to get your
quickie game. Up so that you can get in and
get out and be done with it. I can't do it, I mean.
Look, so here's the problem. If they can't like we when we

(01:10:00):
start, there's like a lot of like foreplay.
OK, so I'm gearing to go and then when we start, it's almost
over. All right.
And the thing where I fuck up is, is I'm really good at making
myself not do it. Yeah.
You think of the Jolly Rancher and.
No, I'm just really good at making myself like.
Not do it like locking in, but then when I lock in, it's really
hard to achieve the switch yeah to to volcano eruption.

(01:10:24):
So that's one thing that sucks and they should be like it's
kind of starting to hurt. I'm like, what do you want to
do? That's one thing, too.
She'll be like, once you say that, it's ruined for me.
Like if I'm just like, oh, this person's not having a good time.
Yeah, yeah. Definitely.
Takes. The But then Pamela Anderson,
you know what I'm saying? She fucking I get her down and
immediately she's like and it'llbe like I'm feeling kinda I feel

(01:10:48):
some kind of way about that. I'm like, listen, got the.
Experience like. 25 years in thegame.
I'm 32, not 25 years probably. About 23.
Years. There we go.
Yeah, about 20-3 years in the game, 100% knows what's doing.
Listen, they're with me at all times.
You're saying 9. You were 9.
When you started? Yeah, pretty sure.

(01:11:09):
Yeah, we were. I didn't come from a good place,
bro. We learned about that shit early
so we could dodge it. Grandpa showed you how.
Yeah. Yeah.
Come to find out, this shit is. Sexual.
So if Papa or anybody brings it up, you run.
All right, so you got to learn about it early.
Oh, man, how, how, how deep are we into this one?
I started this late but we're 50. 1 minutes right now and I
guarantee we're over an hour. Oh well, shit, fuck.

(01:11:32):
Listen, guys, it's been a great episode once again.
The next episode, it's not goingto be as political.
This is not going to be what we do.
We could talk about fun conspiracies and shit like that,
but I agree that mine and Dylan's take is a take that we
can't really work on right now. So it's just repeating.
The take is going to be beating a dead horse.
So this is Wednesday, Yeah. So I don't know.

(01:11:54):
This is Tuesday. God damn you.
I'll get one five days a week next week.
I agree to things without thinking.
Come up with ideas. I come up with ideas.
And then I just I. Just I just say them and I don't
think so. Tomorrow's episode, remember all
day all all week, Monday throughFriday, you're getting a getting
a Mike and Dylan hate drama. So we might get back into

(01:12:15):
politics. We were around a shit to talk
about. At least you didn't promise that
for both. Podcasts.
God, I'm so glad I didn't do that.
I. Apologize Dylan.
Dylan's the one that edited. I edit them in the beginning but
so many people complain about audio.
Dylan was like, give it your fatboy.
It's much better when Papa does it.
Listen guys. If you want us to read your
advice, go to mikeanddylan.com. MIKEANDDY lan.com if you want

(01:12:39):
some amazing fucking clothes, shirts and hoodies, I mean hats,
we got it. Labor llama.com.
LABOR lama.com. And look, we'll see you join us.
Yeah. June 15th behind the Denny's in
Thomasville, NC. Also, we have the MADHD.
I've not we've not done any of these.

(01:13:00):
I'm sorry I cut you off, but I got to get through all the shit
that we have. And we'll see you next time
later.

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