September 25, 2024 • 41 mins
Ever wondered what it takes to truly transform your grocery game and navigate the tricky waters of modern relationships? We start this episode of "Mocktails Or Messy" with a lighthearted apology and a playful roast of a new mustache look, setting the tone for a mix of humor and heartfelt conversation. Sip along with us as we introduce our chosen beverages—Barvis Brewing Company's Pumpkin Dark and Sam Adams Octoberfest—and debate the virtues of ditching Whole Foods for the more budget-friendly, but equally delightful, Trader Joe's. Plus, we chat about the highs and lows of buying seasonal produce for kids and the challenges of Sober October, even flirting with the idea of saying goodbye to caffeine.
Have you ever felt the pull of your dreams but weren't sure how to make them a reality? Join us as we gush over TikTok influencer Jenna Lee and share the life-changing benefits of silent walks and inspirational podcasts. We spotlight a memorable episode featuring Chris Appleton, Kim Kardashian's hairstylist, who delves into self-discovery and gratitude. Reflecting on our own aspirations, we discuss potential career shifts into real estate, the fulfillment of being a mom and podcast host, and the magic of manifestation in shaping our future. We're buzzing with excitement over some amazing developments on the horizon and can't wait to share them with you.
Relationships are messy, but they're also a journey of growth and self-discovery. This episode takes a deep dive into the complexities of love, long-distance dilemmas, and the importance of self-healing. We start with the social dynamics in Pittsburgh, including the evolving charm of Bloomfield, before addressing a listener's quandary about proposing to his soon-to-be traveling nurse girlfriend. From personal experiences with long-distance love to setting crucial deadlines for such relationships, we highlight the importance of clear communication and personal growth. Wrapping up, we tackle weighty issues like infidelity, bisexuality, and polyamory, all while maintaining our signature blend of humor and honesty. Tune in for a raw, insightful conversation that promises to leave you both entertained and enlightened.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Last time I was very, very nasty with you and I want
to apologize for the lastepisode.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I looked back and I'm like what a dick I was you're
only apologizing because some ofthe viewers called you out, so
I don't know.
You're giving some JeffreyDahmer vibes.
Yeah, so you wanting me to pourthis into there because you
know I don't?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Why do you say that?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I've met enough guys that lied about sex and the
number of partners they've beenwith.
You want to know what he saidabout us what do you say?
He said this is the second timeI've been in pittsburgh.
If we're rating humans on anattractive scale, I haven't seen
more than a 4.8, and I love it.
It's like that's why they needfootball.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Really fucked up, I'm sorry has he seen us.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
You're terrible.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Like sometimes the buzz just gets me in.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Oh, you mean like alcohol.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I was thinking vibrator.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I don't think you've seen how intense I can be, and
how harsh.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I can be.
This is going to be better thanNikki Glaser's roast.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
It's just too much, Kelly.
I can't stand it.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
This is Kelly Mazgorski and Ryan Frankofsky
and you're listening to.
Mocktails are Messy.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
We're so excited to be here.
We're so excited to hang outwith you.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I am so impressed with this dress.
What the hell, where'd you getthis shit?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I got it from your mama.
I got it from my mama, you gotit from my mama.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
You got it from Linifer, damn Linifer, got some
swag.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
She does.
You know how to wear it outbaby girl.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Last time I was very, very nasty with you and I want
to apologize for the lastepisode.
I looked back and I'm like whata dick I was.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
You're only apologizing because some of the
viewers called you out.
She ain't wrong, you are notwrong, so, um, I don't know.
Apology accepted.
I really that doesn't mean Iforgive you, but I accept the
apology.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Oh fuck, that kind of hurt girl you're giving some uh
.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Jeffrey dommer vibes this is jeffrey dommer yeah, so
you cleaned up, you shaved allthat scruff off and now you have
the mustache and I mean it's alittle too much, right, it's a
little extreme I think you lookgood.
I think you look good.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah, I'd love to like work this mustache out,
like maybe try to fade it up,like maybe not so aggressive,
like I even put a little man tanon because it was looking
contrasting.
Oh, were you very paleunderneath.
I was pale underneath thatbeard hair All right.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
What are we drinking today?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
We're doing our mocktails and our messy.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Okay, what is your mocktail?
So?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
my mocktail is Barvis Brewing Company Pumpkin Dark.
It is a limited release.
It's a non-alcoholic craft brew.
Check it out, Kellis.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
What I'm going to do is, tried and true, a fan
favorite, sam Adamsamsoctoberfest.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I've actually never had it before because I am not a
beer girly, but I'm gonna tryit for y'all you said that you
don't like beer unless it'spumpkin I do like pump king okay
, pump king is one of the firstpumpkin beers I do like that one
that is like I'll have like onelike too much beer just doesn't
.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
It doesn't sit in my tummy right.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Look at this pumpkin dart that looks very good.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Are you wanting me to pour this into there, because?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
you not.
I don't you like sucking onthat bottle.
I don't want to suck on thebottle I have an announcement to
make about myself that nobodycares about.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I am no longer a Whole Foods girly anymore.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I'm now a Trader Joe's girly, I can't believe
that you're a Trader Joe's girly.
I tried to convince you.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
You know what?
I went to Trader Joe's?
They had amazing things, lots,tons of organic things, tons of
gluten gluten free options.
My son is a little bitintolerant to gluten and I was
impressed and my bill was likehalf of what it would have been
if I went to Whole Foods.
So totally impressed, althoughI will say it's hard to.
It's hard to compare becausewe're talking about fall produce
(04:21):
, not summer produce that I wasbuying about fall produce, not
summer produce that I was buying.
When you're buying berries, likeberries and berries on end,
that's like that adds up andlike the kiwis and like, but
like the fall produce, like Ijust love that you're doing so
many berries.
I'm like I guess I've neverbeen into like buying get a
couple kids and the berries oh,they love oh my gosh, you could
(04:42):
never have enough because it'sjust easy for them to eat.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
They're little, they're good for you,
antioxidants, all that yeah, wewere talking the other day.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
You are doing sober october sober october.
You've been sober for how manymonths?
250 days how many months isthat?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
so eight will be on on October 3rd, I believe eight
months, or maybe is it nineJanuary 3rd.
What is that?
Is it nine January?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
3rd.
I don't know, let's not be dumb.
You should know, because youhad babies.
Well, that's the ninth month.
You're obviously doing theSober October oh yeah, boring,
and what I'm going to?
Actually I'm going to give upcaffeine, I'm giving up caffeine
.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Let's do it together.
Really, can you do it?
We were talking about this inthe car.
I can definitely do it, but Ineed an accountability coach.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
So what you told me was like you kind of replaced
your alcohol with caffeine andyou've been like kind of
spiraling with the caffeine.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
It's just too much Like sometimes like I'll get a
headache from having a couplenitro brews from Starbucks and
then Yenzer's, which is myfavorite little spot, and I
didn't even realize thatYenzer's is a coffee shop that's
right next to my office.
So then I was like, great, I'mkind of upset that I found out
that it's right next to myoffice, because now I'm just
like that's my fix in themorning.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
It's too much, it's just too much.
Kelly, I Like that's my fix inthe morning.
It's too much.
It's just too much, kelly.
I can't stand it, so I do wantto talk about something, Dave
Portney who is the founder ofBarstool Sports?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yes, which is Call Her Daddy dude.
Oh, so she started her andSophia, her co-host, started on
Barstool Sports.
Shit, I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Okay, okay, well, so anyways, he was in Pittsburgh,
like, and he was raiding ourpizzas, mmm and um.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
That's interesting.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
While he was in, well , while he was at Bella Notte
Bella Notte In the city's stripdistrict.
Oh, yeah, really good ItalianoDo you want to know what he said
, because I'm like, I'm offended, I'm about to call a bitch out.
You want to know what he saidabout us.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
What did he say?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
He said this is the second time I've been in
Pittsburgh.
If we're rating humans on anattractive scale, I haven't seen
more than a 4.8.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
And I love it, it's like that's why they need
football.
What the fuck.
I'm sorry, that's really fuckedup.
I'm sorry, has he seen us.
Oh, you're terrible.
I mean, why would he say that?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
After seeing people's reactions to his comment, which
people were upset.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
You know, Vince Burgers were upset.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Rightfully so, and I'm sorry.
Who the fuck is he to talk have?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
you seen a picture of him.
He's kind of like nothing towrite home about.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Right, okay, so anyways, he responded on X.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
What's X?
I guess that's a social media.
Oh, twitter, oh, is thatTwitter?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
now, okay, I'm like not, I'm behind.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I know.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
With the times.
But okay, he says, with all duerespect, it was a compliment.
Nothing fancy about Pittsburgh,just ugliness, steel and
football my kind of city.
Oh my God, that was his, likeyou know, signing out post that
kind of hurt.
That kind of hurt a little bit.
I'm a little hurt right now.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Ugliness.
And then what was it?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Football, just ugliness.
And then what was it?
Football, just ugliness, steeland football.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
And then he's, then he tries to remedy it and say my
kind of city, oh my gosh.
I mean it is kind of nuts tothink about this like I would
never go there, and especiallyhim.
But you know the thing that Ilove about him?
He's just like completely shockvalue definitely or do you
(08:32):
think that's a bad thing, thatsociety's become all about shock
value?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
like him I think that he just doesn't have a filter,
quite like us and I really thinkhe thinks that and that's fine,
but he hasn't seen all ofpittsburgh.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I mean, we have some we have some cuties up in there.
Yeah, depending on whatindustry?
Uh, no, that is not true at all.
I mean, you should come checkout my office I mean I'm sorry,
but um it takes that kind of guyto say it to create a little
controversy.
(09:07):
Controversy, I mean, it's one ofthose things that like he knows
what he's doing.
It's kind of like the lala kentfrom vanderpump rolls.
She did stir the pot, she waschaotic because she said that's
what they want.
That's what the people want isdrama and like clickbait and
they, you know, if you want tobe relevant, like you're not
(09:30):
gonna, you're gonna keep yourjob and like he clearly is a
public figure, you know, createdbarstool sports.
Yes, yeah, cheers, oh my god,cheers to being a little bit
higher on the 4.8 scale or justjust like never, ever going
there like I don't know what.
Like everybody has like adifferent type and like why are
(09:53):
we rating people?
maybe he was saying like in newyork and like bigger cities,
like maybe chicago or la ormiami.
People like take care ofthemselves a little bit better.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
It's possible.
I don't think his message cameacross in the right way.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
That was fucked up.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
It's a blue collar town.
Yeah, appreciate it, and itsounds like he does appreciate
it.
Yeah, that was a fucking weirdresponse he had to throw a jab
out there first which is notnecessary, I do want to follow
up on this roast that you wantfor your birthday.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Do you think I can handle it?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
I don't know, as I've been writing it.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
So we are creating a roast for my birthday on 11-11.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I'm creating the roast, okay, well, I'm.
You have no part in this.
I'm starting.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
This is going to be the second year in a row that
I'm going to have the event Like.
I'm like you know what, I'm notdating anyone.
Even last year, I kind offorced my ex to plan the
birthday for me.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Sounds lavish, Go big or go home honey.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
No, I will say I was thinking as.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
I was writing it, I said this is brutal.
This is not something you'dtypically say to a friend.
So I do think that, in orderfor Mocktails or Messy to
continue beyond this roast, thatwe do need to sign a contract
that we're not gonna quit oneach other.
Yes, or I mean, it's okay wedon't have to be friends anymore
, but we can't stop.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Mocktails are messy I know we did take a pause before
that's why we're doing thecontract.
Okay.
So what you're saying is youwant to do a contract?
Yes, because you're going to beso harsh on the roast yes, that
you think that this Scorpio isgoing to be too sensitive to
handle your roast.
I don't think you're sensitive.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I don't think you're sensitive.
I think that you might justwant to wipe your hands clean of
this little bitch in your life,because it's not that you're
sensitive.
You just don't put up withnonsense, and I know you're
asking for it, so I think you'llbe okay.
But I don't think you've seenhow intense I can be, and how
harsh I can be, this is gonna bebetter than nikki glazer's
(11:59):
roast, and I probably shouldn'tsay that now I'm jinxing it.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
It's going to suck but I'm not fucking around.
I've been working on this.
I see the little twinkle inyour eyes.
I'm so excited.
Okay, I've been like hangingout with these two lawyers.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Back to back, and back to back.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
ain't no act.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
You always give a little like nice little one
liner zinger.
You got good zingers girl.
But yeah, so like I just thinkmaybe I have, like you know, an
attraction to like professionals, attorneys, like I don't know
if it's necessarily like it'sabout time.
I don't know, Like what do youmean?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
it's about time, Honey some of your past
relationships were Skrt, skrt,skrt.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I don't know what you're referring to.
Maybe be more specific, Kellis.
I plead the fifth, oh, okay.
So what we talked aboutrecently is we yes, we want to
be public about our lives.
We do love being authentic andgenuine and being vulnerable,
opening up so we can help maybesomebody else that might be
(13:08):
struggling through a tough timeor whatnot, and I won't draw
this out any longer, more thanjust say we are learning to kind
of perfect, not hurtinganyone's feelings.
Yes, I agree with that 100%Respect privacy, but we also
want to be like completely openand authentic and not vulnerable
(13:28):
, and you know we want toeducate.
Like you know, I'm goingthrough a hard time and, like
you know, I was calling outsomebody else that, like might
have had a problem in the pastand they weren't comfortable
like having me like be a littlecryptic on who it was.
I didn't say names.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Sometimes you have to keep your private life private.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yes, but I do love to talk about my sex life.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
I think that's fine.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
This I was super inspired by and I thought of you
.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Oh, I sent that to you.
Oh shit, why did I just?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
try to take credit for you.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
I sent that to you, but play it.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Okay, I hope you were directing it towards me, or was
it directing it towards youabout?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
me, it is just empowerment for people in
general.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
My biggest pet peeve is when a bad bitch doesn't know
she's a bad bitch Like girl.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
you're fine, you're a queen and you're insecure.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
What a waste.
Don't waste that that way.
That's a pet peeve of mine.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
So who is that?
This is?
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Jenna Lee.
Jenna Lee, like girl, get thatconfidence poppin' you deserve
it.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
I know I love it.
Jenna Lee on TikTok.
Jenna Lee on TikTok.
I know I just started followingher and I was like obsessed.
It is at hey, jenna leeh-e-y-j-e-n-n-a-l-e-e she has
our vibes, she has the rightsound bits, that's for sure,
because, uh, that has a lot ofviews.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I know 1.3 million followers.
Do you think we're like toointo like social media, like we
were talking about last time?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
it's part of our business, like we don't even
know shit about social media Iguess better than the boomers
right did you take a silent walkthis week?
You know what this week I did.
I took a little walk at northpark okay, I was listening to
him and her.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
The skinny confidential, it's a couple
podcast and um.
They were interviewing chrisappleton chris appleton is kim
kardashian's hairstylist he'screated his own line like the
color wheel.
He's like a really sexy umenglish guy.
He said to on the podcast thatlike he had like got married and
(15:52):
had kids at like 19 and then hekind of figured out like oh, he
might be like more on the, youknow, lgbtq gay side okay, the
equation.
So yeah, he just like kind ofcame out later in life but he
described, like you know, he'sso grateful that he has like
these two wonderful kids andhe's a young dad having kids at
(16:15):
19.
I mean, fuck, he looks likehe's like 32, right, if you look
at him.
I want to talk about, like youknow, sober october coming up
like.
Are we gonna do like some kindof like sober festivals?
Speaker 2 (16:28):
are we gonna like maybe get like a daybreaker
event and like we need to findsome more of that I would like
to know how often daybreakerevents come around.
I think it's a yearly thing.
I did really enjoy that.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I'm going next year for sure, yeah, we need to get
it.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
It's too bad that we don't have the content, because
you and I were dancing like wewere wasted on stage and your
mom's friend recorded it and shedidn't like know that her phone
is like a flip phone and it wassuper blurry you couldn't even
see anything I'm surprised shehad a flip phone.
That was kind of weird, I meanI would have just given her my
(17:04):
phone to record it, because thatwas like great content um I
know you know, listening tochris ableton, he's like follow
your dreams and passions.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Like you know how we have always kind of wanted to
like do a talk show or, you know, be like involved with some
kind of production.
Like we are following ourdreams and passions now and I
think it's really important tolike encourage others to do the
same.
So, like with you, we were just, you know, talking to like one
(17:35):
of my colleagues and I'm tryingto convince you to like get your
real estate license, but likereally, what is your dream and
passion outside of the podcast?
Because I don't even know ifyou really like would love like
selling real estate.
I know that you say like youmight want to, but like what
would be your dream and passionoutside of the pod?
Speaker 2 (17:55):
yeah, so my life has been a series of progressions
and I'm actually doing what Iwant to do right now, which?
Is be a mom and do the podcastisn't it beautiful.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
You are living your dream.
I am, yeah, and like you, kindof like have these beautiful
kids in this beautiful house,and it's like, what more would
you even want?
Like I mean, you seem likeyou're content.
You even have like my dream car, like I.
That's what I want, I want, Iwant your life.
You want my jeep wrangler yes,I want to buy your jeep from you
(18:26):
.
So you say what else could I?
Possibly want this is one ofthose things where maybe there's
going to be an update next week.
Oh, to be continued, becauseI've got some things going on
right now.
Yeah, you haven't even told me.
You were saying that you werestressed out the other day.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Well, I wanted to talk about manifestation.
Manifestation.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
So a manifestation is the public display of an
emotion or feeling or somethingtheoretical, and it's then made
real public display of emotionor feeling or something
theoretical, and it's then madereal.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Yeah, like the law of attraction.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Right, it's so powerful.
I'm not going to say like thatI'm stupid.
And I'm not going to say thatI'm like, not confident.
And I'm not going to say, youknow anything negative about
myself or what I want, becauseI'm going to believe it and I'm
going to own what I want,because I'm gonna believe it and
I'm gonna own what I want and,um, you know, I might not have
(19:18):
it yet but I don't really careif I seem delusional, I'm
manifesting something right now,like right now and it's been a
long time coming, like I've beendoing this for a while, like
daydreaming, manifesting, likeand everything is coming to a
(19:41):
head right now I love it and Ijust can't I can't tell anyone
right now because I can't dareto.
You know maybe jinx it, jinx itand people would be like, just
say it, like why won't you justsay, and it's because I don't
want to jinx it, so you shouldkeep your stuff private until it
actually happens exactlybecause you don't want bad vibes
(20:03):
from other people and um theevil eye is real.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Kendall jenner talked about this.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
She's like I believe that yeah so like be silent A
jinx means that you wantsomething to happen and just by
talking about it you hope itdoesn't go wrong.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
So Zipping it.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
You're not even going to tell your bestie With a test
.
I'm not telling anybody.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
We're going to give you all the prayers and all the
good vibes coming your way,because you know, I believe that
you will accomplish it.
I believe in you always.
I think you and your husbandare good people, you know you
work hard.
You give back.
You want the best for othersand I feel that in you guys.
Thank you, I've always felt thatlike, even though we might have
(20:48):
been like in and out of, likecommunicating over the years,
you've always like we're so in,like just so loving with, like
their comments or, like you know, positive energy, like I always
feel like you're like mybiggest fan.
Sometimes I'm like fuck, I canbarely get something out of like
you know who I thought was likemy, you know forever, ever
(21:11):
after you know, I think thatthere was always a little bit of
competition involved withpeople that I was surrounded by
in LA.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
You know, and the biggest fan thing, that's what
can hurt.
If you're in my life and I careabout you, I am your biggest
fan.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
And it is genuine, it's not like a one-upper type
of thing.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
I mean, if I don't like someone, I don't like
someone.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
But if I like you, I'm your biggest fan, so you've
never been fake with people uh,I'm not saying I never have been
.
I'm saying at this point in mylife I'm not fake yeah, and I
think you don't need to becauseyou're not in sales right you
know what?
There's always a slimysalesperson around the corner
somewhere right, but they're notall slimy right, there's always
a slimy salesperson around thecorner somewhere, right, but
they're not all slimy, right,there's always a slimy
(21:54):
salesperson around the cornersomewhere right but they're not
all slimy right.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
But they're not all slimy right or even we're gonna
be.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
I was always like I want to be friends with you and
let's like talk about like justlife.
I was never good at being theshark salesperson that's like,
okay, I'm going to butter you upand then execute like close it
Right.
We talk about this like innausea, but the law of
attraction is so important to me.
I was able to get my realestate license.
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That way, I was able to getthrough engineering school.
That way, I was able to getthis design job.
That way, like I feel likeeverything that has happened in
my life that has been like animportant stepping stone.
I've always believed that, oh,I'm going to get it.
Like I was almost like itsounds cheesy, but like I was
pretending to live it before itactually happened.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Right, well, yeah, that's, that's what you got to
do, right.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
I think so.
So I was working as an intern,an engineering intern, in 2011
this was before you and yourhusband got married.
I said to you because that waslike the summer, that was like
probably one of the most magicalsummers in my entire life
because we were under 21.
We were being very bad at 20,like you know, you know, like
sneaking the booze.
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But we were also making money,like you were making good money
as a waitress, and I think youwere even doing like odds and
end jobs.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, we were living at home.
It was while we were in college.
You know, it was just anamazing summer being 20.
Yeah, so I was like Kelly, I'mgoing to get these tickets, like
I'm making so much money as theintern.
I mean, I think it was like $23an hour back in 2011.
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That's a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
You bought us the tickets.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
I bought us the tickets and I was like, why are
they so cheap?
Direct or no, it was not direct.
Well, that's a big one it was$150 round trip layover in
Atlanta fromanta, frompittsburgh to atlanta to date
well, actually orlando, so wedidn't even get to daytona.
We had to get picked up at theairport.
But we were just sitting at thelayover gate, like in atlanta,
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staring at people walking ontothe plane.
We're like, oh, we have enoughtime.
Like the flight doesn't leavetill three and it's like
probably 245.
We're staring at people line upat that gate and we didn't know
it was that gate.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Okay, so is that confusing?
No, so this is what happened.
We were sitting there, we werehungry.
Yes, and we wanted a drink analcoholic drink yes, so we go to
one of those like places in theairport.
I forget where we went.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Something stupid like a chain, like a Friday's or
something.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
So we're sitting there eating and drinking
because I had a fake ID and Idid too.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
I did not.
Oh, I was giving you the drinks, then they didn't even care.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
I don't think they ID'd you.
Yeah, they didn't care I don'tknow that they id'd me either
maybe george was a little bitlike loose.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Whatever, we both had drinks okay.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
So we're sitting there with our drinks and our
like burgers or whatever, andwe're just eating and drinking,
and then we get up and ourflight's gone you're like oh
wait, what you're?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
you mean the gates closed?
I thought it was.
I thought it left at three.
They're like sir, we board atlike 2 30.
The flight actually takes offthe ground to three.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
We were so airheadish like buzz, maybe a little drunk
but they were so nice I thinkyou bullshitted them and you're
like oh, like we were running,we couldn't make it or something
, and they like booked us forthe next flight oh my god, what
is my problem?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
I'm like literally automatic pathological liar at
that age, like, just like lifein general.
I'm like okay wait, we wererunning, sir, really like we had
something wrong with us sittingat the the restaurant having
drinks and he's like, yeah, myass, you were running through
the fucking airport so that'sjust a crazy story.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
And then we got into multiple clubs like under 21 god
, it was so much fun.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
We, as soon as we land your husband now where you
weren't dating- you didn't evenlook at you, didn't even look at
each other Like you wereromantically at all.
Yeah, no, probably never.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Even kissed it at that point I wish you could find
those pictures, cause we havesome good pictures, but if we
find, okay, so we did get somequestions written Um.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
yeah.
I'm um, yeah, I'm so glad thatsign is paying off.
I know that rental.
You know the where we arerenting that sign.
I know steve's giving us areally good deal on that kiosk
right, that kiosk in bloomfieldwe're fortunate to have the sign
I know, I know, but you know Idid say something to like one of
like the higher ups at mycompany.
(26:48):
They're really nice and stuff,but they're kind of bougie and
they're like, oh, where do youlive in pitts?
They're kind of bougie andthey're like, oh, where do you
live in Pittsburgh?
And I was like Bloomfield andthey're like, oh, really, I was
like what's wrong withBloomfield?
I think I mean it's, I'vealways loved Bloomfield, it's
little Italy of Pittsburgh, Imean, even though there's not
(27:10):
even a goddamn Italianrestaurant, and that's that
neighborhood anymore Crazy.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Now I really want to go to.
Baby loves tacos.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
I know baby love talk .
I tried to go one time and itwas closed.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I guess they're closed on Mondays or something,
but they I tried to go one timeand it was closed.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
I guess they're closed on Mondays or something,
you know what?
They can't get as many peopleto work.
Oh yeah, it's kind of like oneof those situations.
But sorry, I didn't mean tointerrupt you?
Speaker 2 (27:30):
No, you're fine, I do do that a lot, so we do have
some questions that were sent tous.
I have two of them.
Yeah, we can check and see ifthere's more.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
I know you finally hooked it up.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
So you ready.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
I saw your sign in Bloomfield, so I'm giving it a
shot.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Oh sorry.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
I saw your sign.
I saw your sign in Bloomfield,so I'm giving it a shot because
I need advice.
I was just about to propose tomy girlfriend, but I just found
out that she is going to be atraveling nurse.
I have my own landscapingbusiness here, so I can't go
with her.
Do I stay with her or do I dolong distance help?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
You got to do long distance.
If you got a company, you can'tjust like throw the company
away, Like what are you going todo?
Speaker 2 (28:18):
But should he stay with her?
He could just break up with her.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
How long have they been together?
Did he say no, oh, you knowwhat I think it's always
important if it's less than ayear to like really rethink,
like if it's like amazing andyou're like I can't live without
you, what do you know?
You know, I would say like lessthan a year, I think it's.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
It's like a question because the situation isn't
ideal right.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
I would say that first.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
But like you do need to have the discussion like am I
your person, is she my person?
Speaker 1 (28:52):
and then you go from there yeah, like I remember, I
feel like she should have hadthis discussion with him before
like she should have, like itseems I could be wrong, like
there's not a bunch of contexthere.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Well, let me tell you something.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Let me tell you something.
I think some nurses they wantto work.
Just from my mom being a nurseand like knowing a lot of you
know people in that field, Ithink they go in and they're
like, okay, I'm going to be anurse, I'm going to be in like
one location and then travelingnurse opportunities, especially
after covid.
They pay like big bucks, like Iwas talking to like one of my
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design clients in la.
She was making 300 000 being atraveling nurse.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Yeah, I know those travel nurse I mean, who could
pass that up?
Speaker 1 (29:39):
and I mean it's all relative, like for her 300 000,
like she was supporting her kidand a husband in Beverly Hills.
So it's like I guess I'm justconcerned.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Like did she just apply for this without him
knowing?
Like it just like it justsounds like, maybe, maybe she's
tired of waiting.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Like maybe you should have proposed before, but um.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
I mean we both have done long distance.
What's your experience?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
um, it was worth it for me and it was fine.
Yeah, I think I did it and Iwas like you know.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Yeah, I think I did it, but I was kind of like
reluctant to like stay in it oh,I was totally reluctant too.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
It's just you couldn't picture my life without
that person, who's not myhusband now, and so it all
worked out for me.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Yeah, you know what it's doable.
Yeah, I probably wouldn't dolong distance unless there was
like a deadline.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Right.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Like I think if you have a deadline and you know
like, hey, this is when we'regoing to like be in the same
location, but if it's an openlike, if she's just like, hey,
I'm gonna do this, and then likeI don't know where it takes us
okay, that's a good point,because I totally had a deadline
.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
It was like we're gonna like visit each other on
spring breaks and christmasbreaks we'll see each other, and
in the summer we'll see eachother because we like our
parents lived five minutes downthe road from each other that's
ideal and we knew, like you know, if, if, if it's still a thing
when we graduate, we'll just getmarried and that's what we did
(31:11):
but and then?
So I do have another question.
Unless you have anything elseto add, there's another question
.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
I think personally I wish I did not do the long
distance, because I would havebeen way more of a slut in
Minneapolis.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Okay, there you go.
There's the answer.
Okay, so I have done so muchself healing that I no longer
like anyone.
Should I just be alone forever?
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Yes, oh not ever but you should be alone for a long
time.
I think that's importantbecause I know myself, I'm like
it's so easy to get theserelationships creep, creep back
in and, like you know the self,like, say it again, self.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
It says I've done so much self healing that I no
longer like anyone.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Should I just be alone forever, forever I think
you should be alone for a longtime.
Yeah, to really continue likewhen the right person comes,
then it'll be like boom no, butthat's true.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
If you don't like anyone, why would you be with
someone that wouldn't be fair tosomeone else?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
I think I think I noticed this happens with like
divorcees, like guys and girlslike sometimes they got burned
so bad and then they're likeself-healed and then they're
like you know what.
I don't want to go down thatpath.
Like I even met some peoplethat are like in their 50s and
(32:40):
they're like this was in newyork.
They were like, yeah, I justhad some really bad
relationships.
I don't want to go through theheartbreak again, because the
heartbreak is real.
Like I do feel as much as I amtotally down to jump into
something if it feels right.
(33:00):
I don't really care about theheartbreak, even though going
through it it sucks.
I just think it's like, hey,it's part of the process and I
learn better for next time.
Hopefully I don't make the samemistakes twice or three times
in a row.
But I do think in a lot of waysthat you know some people they
(33:23):
got burned so bad, whether itwas like financially, with a
divorce settlement, or maybethey're just like emotionally,
like drained and like so, likeclosed off, that they're like
I'm good, I'm not going to likeopen back up for just anyone.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Right.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
But you have to realize nobody's perfect Like
including ourselves, oh I agreewith that.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
I think, I don't know .
I think maybe that's good fortoday.
I just feel a little off afterthat Share me thing.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Oh no, but let's talk .
Let's talk about some hot tea.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
I don't have anything else.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
I do too.
I mean, we could like you knowbecause we boring well, we we
definitely need to fill time.
I don't mind I think you did itlast time and I wasn't ready to
be off.
I mean, we got 13 minutes.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Okay, what do you want to say?
Speaker 1 (34:16):
I was just going to talk about, like you know,
possibly, uh, the oneinspiration and just kind of
getting us motivated for no onewants to hear this.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
I'm sorry, I'm not trying to be a bitch.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
I'm not going to end early just because she fucked us
up.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
I just don't have anything else to say.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Well, we can talk about stupid shit, because it
could be good.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Well, let's Google some shit, let's not talk about
ourselves.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Okay, so, like hot topics, like we definitely, I
put it in these.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Beer's a downer.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
You don't like the beer.
I know, I know.
Well, I'm going to SanFrancisco.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
No one cares.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Why are you so mean?
Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Talk about San Francisco.
I mean you.
Why are you so mean?
Okay, go ahead, Talk about.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
San Francisco.
I mean you've been there, youlike it, you're from Midori's
there.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
I do love San Francisco, so what do you have
coming up, ryan?
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Okay, so I have coming up.
I'm getting booked in SanFrancisco on a design job.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Oh my gosh, congratulations, thank you, I
just broke my necklace.
Let me see it.
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
What happened, I don't know.
Oh, my god.
So tell me about it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I'm super excited, it's notbroken, it's gonna.
Oh, it's not broken.
No, it fell off, though.
How did it fall off?
But you know, I just like Gotlike Booked for a job In San
Francisco and it's gonna be adesign job.
It was through the old companythat I worked for that I created
a client out of them, and so,like you know, they had
purchased like design furniturefrom the last place I was at,
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and so now I've been like justkind of hitting the ground
running in design here.
Like was working with a stageryesterday for this new project.
It was a new construction.
It's a little bit out there, alittle bit further, but like
beautifully done, like you knowsomething about, like the
staging.
I mean, you know yourself likewhen you really take it to the
next level, the place can lookeither a flip or flop.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Well, congratulations .
Speaker 1 (36:12):
That is so exciting, yeah, I know all about that.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
September 26th to October 1st.
If anybody's in San Francisco,hit me up, slide into my DMs.
I would love to see you, eventhough I'm going to be working
the whole time.
Do you think that you couldcome with me and we could do a
couple interviews?
Honey, if I didn't have kids,I'd be there.
Maybe this one person that I'mkind of interested in right now
that I had amazing time with theother night, if you know what I
(36:37):
mean wink, wink.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Okay, they have not been like super quick at
Responding but you do know thesaying Once a cheater, always a
cheater that's what I'm Worriedabout.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
So maybe it's like that tick tock that you Sent the
other day about the girl who'sBisexual.
She was never satisfied Withthe one sex, so she was like A
polyamory or she was Like intopolyamory.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
I don't know the terms, but throuples or like a
new thing like throuples or justI guess it's poly, poly,
something, I don't know thewhole word, I think it's called
polyamory.
Okay, yeah, they just kind ofare fluid, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
I think I was just like never satisfied with like
one or the other.
Yeah, so like I kind of feellike in some ways like maybe I
should just be single or in athruple with a girl and a guy
from the outside view, like Ijust don't think anything could
satisfy you.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
I think I think you have like this, like itch, and
it just won't go away, no matterwhat you do.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Why are you such a good housewife Like?
I don't necessarily think thisis a positive.
I just know that I am who I am.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
And I'm not saying there's anything wrong with you,
baby.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
I know, but I want to be like you because I think
it's more socially acceptable insociety.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
No, I think everybody should be exactly who they are.
If you have this sexual itchthat cannot be satisfied by
anyone or anything, it does feellike that's the thing like it
is what it is.
Are you satisfied?
Speaker 1 (38:14):
like immediately after yeah usually like when
it's like pretty passionate andlike just like good but over
time chemistry over time I couldget bored so easily, right,
okay, yeah, yeah, like it's likeit chemistry Over time.
Oh, I could get bored so easily, right, Okay, yeah, yeah, it's
like it's almost, like maybethere would be like you should
honor yourself, and you shouldalso honor other people, and you
should let them know, like theyshould be aware of how you
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function.
I sound like so fucked up Like,but it's just real, it's just
real.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
I believe it.
Yeah, so fucked up like, butit's just real, it's just real.
I believe it.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
I know it's real, I've seen it honey what are your
quirks when it comes to like ifthere was something that is
just who you are, because yousaid about the Gemini thing like
you're, like, you're like, thisis just who I am, like, whether
it be good or bad, like you'rejust two different sides, it's
so funny.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
People throw their zodiac signs out there just so
that they're not thrown underthe bus.
It's like, hey, this is in linewith my zodiac sign, so it's
acceptable, right, right.
And I think that it's weirdbecause there's so much truth.
I believe it's spiritual and Ido believe there's so much truth
behind zodiac signs.
Very rarely does someone notmatch up with their zodiac sign.
(39:27):
Yeah, like Gemini is two sidesum, I can see two sides of
everything all the time I knowand I think in my past like I
could have been like a littletwo-faced or something like that
, but I don't even remember thatgirl because like I don't know
who that is.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Yeah yeah, like it's kind of funny like you talk
about that person that you werelike two-faced in high school
maybe, I think I'm more of amediator now where I see both
sides, and I don't necessarilyeven pick a side when it comes
to things.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
I can just see both ways.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Oh yeah, and you're, you're kind of understanding,
like both angles, and cheers toyou.
This is empty.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
I don't have anything to drink this was actually good
, okay, so I said I didn't likebeer, but I'd.
I'd say that this was um verylike fall tasting and october
tasting and I actually reallyliked it.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
So I'm surprised because you're not a beer girl
I'm not but you will be movingforward.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
I'll pretend to take a little cheers.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
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Oh yeah, maybe like gear it towards him.
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Last time I was very, very nasty with you and I want
to apologize for the lastepisode.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
I looked back and I'm like what a dick I was you're
only apologizing because some ofthe viewers called you out, so
I don't know.
You're giving some JeffreyDahmer vibes.
Yeah, so you wanting me to pourthis into there because you
know I don't?
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Why do you say that?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I've met enough guys that lied about sex and the
number of partners they've beenwith.
You want to know what he saidabout us what do you say?
He said this is the second timeI've been in pittsburgh.
If we're rating humans on anattractive scale, I haven't seen
more than a 4.8, and I love it.
It's like that's why they needfootball.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Really fucked up, I'm sorry has he seen us.
Speaker 2 (00:50):
You're terrible.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
Like sometimes the buzz just gets me in.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Oh, you mean like alcohol.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I was thinking vibrator.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
I don't think you've seen how intense I can be, and
how harsh.
Speaker 1 (01:02):
I can be.
This is going to be better thanNikki Glaser's roast.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
It's just too much, Kelly.
I can't stand it.
Speaker 1 (01:08):
This is Kelly Mazgorski and Ryan Frankofsky
and you're listening to.
Mocktails are Messy.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
We're so excited to be here.
We're so excited to hang outwith you.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
I am so impressed with this dress.
What the hell, where'd you getthis shit?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I got it from your mama.
I got it from my mama, you gotit from my mama.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
You got it from Linifer, damn Linifer, got some
swag.
Speaker 2 (01:35):
She does.
You know how to wear it outbaby girl.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
Last time I was very, very nasty with you and I want
to apologize for the lastepisode.
I looked back and I'm like whata dick I was.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
You're only apologizing because some of the
viewers called you out.
She ain't wrong, you are notwrong, so, um, I don't know.
Apology accepted.
I really that doesn't mean Iforgive you, but I accept the
apology.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Oh fuck, that kind of hurt girl you're giving some uh
.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Jeffrey dommer vibes this is jeffrey dommer yeah, so
you cleaned up, you shaved allthat scruff off and now you have
the mustache and I mean it's alittle too much, right, it's a
little extreme I think you lookgood.
I think you look good.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Yeah, I'd love to like work this mustache out,
like maybe try to fade it up,like maybe not so aggressive,
like I even put a little man tanon because it was looking
contrasting.
Oh, were you very paleunderneath.
I was pale underneath thatbeard hair All right.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
What are we drinking today?
Speaker 1 (02:45):
We're doing our mocktails and our messy.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
Okay, what is your mocktail?
So?
Speaker 1 (02:49):
my mocktail is Barvis Brewing Company Pumpkin Dark.
It is a limited release.
It's a non-alcoholic craft brew.
Check it out, Kellis.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
What I'm going to do is, tried and true, a fan
favorite, sam Adamsamsoctoberfest.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
I've actually never had it before because I am not a
beer girly, but I'm gonna tryit for y'all you said that you
don't like beer unless it'spumpkin I do like pump king okay
, pump king is one of the firstpumpkin beers I do like that one
that is like I'll have like onelike too much beer just doesn't
.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
It doesn't sit in my tummy right.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Look at this pumpkin dart that looks very good.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Are you wanting me to pour this into there, because?
Speaker 1 (03:30):
you not.
I don't you like sucking onthat bottle.
I don't want to suck on thebottle I have an announcement to
make about myself that nobodycares about.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
I am no longer a Whole Foods girly anymore.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
I'm now a Trader Joe's girly, I can't believe
that you're a Trader Joe's girly.
I tried to convince you.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
You know what?
I went to Trader Joe's?
They had amazing things, lots,tons of organic things, tons of
gluten gluten free options.
My son is a little bitintolerant to gluten and I was
impressed and my bill was likehalf of what it would have been
if I went to Whole Foods.
So totally impressed, althoughI will say it's hard to.
It's hard to compare becausewe're talking about fall produce
(04:21):
, not summer produce that I wasbuying about fall produce, not
summer produce that I was buying.
When you're buying berries, likeberries and berries on end,
that's like that adds up andlike the kiwis and like, but
like the fall produce, like Ijust love that you're doing so
many berries.
I'm like I guess I've neverbeen into like buying get a
couple kids and the berries oh,they love oh my gosh, you could
(04:42):
never have enough because it'sjust easy for them to eat.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
They're little, they're good for you,
antioxidants, all that yeah, wewere talking the other day.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
You are doing sober october sober october.
You've been sober for how manymonths?
250 days how many months isthat?
Speaker 1 (05:02):
so eight will be on on October 3rd, I believe eight
months, or maybe is it nineJanuary 3rd.
What is that?
Is it nine January?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
3rd.
I don't know, let's not be dumb.
You should know, because youhad babies.
Well, that's the ninth month.
You're obviously doing theSober October oh yeah, boring,
and what I'm going to?
Actually I'm going to give upcaffeine, I'm giving up caffeine
.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Let's do it together.
Really, can you do it?
We were talking about this inthe car.
I can definitely do it, but Ineed an accountability coach.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
So what you told me was like you kind of replaced
your alcohol with caffeine andyou've been like kind of
spiraling with the caffeine.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
It's just too much Like sometimes like I'll get a
headache from having a couplenitro brews from Starbucks and
then Yenzer's, which is myfavorite little spot, and I
didn't even realize thatYenzer's is a coffee shop that's
right next to my office.
So then I was like, great, I'mkind of upset that I found out
that it's right next to myoffice, because now I'm just
like that's my fix in themorning.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
It's too much, it's just too much.
Kelly, I Like that's my fix inthe morning.
It's too much.
It's just too much, kelly.
I can't stand it, so I do wantto talk about something, Dave
Portney who is the founder ofBarstool Sports?
Speaker 1 (06:14):
Yes, which is Call Her Daddy dude.
Oh, so she started her andSophia, her co-host, started on
Barstool Sports.
Shit, I didn't know that.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
Okay, okay, well, so anyways, he was in Pittsburgh,
like, and he was raiding ourpizzas, mmm and um.
Speaker 1 (06:31):
That's interesting.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
While he was in, well , while he was at Bella Notte
Bella Notte In the city's stripdistrict.
Oh, yeah, really good ItalianoDo you want to know what he said
, because I'm like, I'm offended, I'm about to call a bitch out.
You want to know what he saidabout us.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
What did he say?
Speaker 2 (06:48):
He said this is the second time I've been in
Pittsburgh.
If we're rating humans on anattractive scale, I haven't seen
more than a 4.8.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
And I love it, it's like that's why they need
football.
What the fuck.
I'm sorry, that's really fuckedup.
I'm sorry, has he seen us.
Oh, you're terrible.
I mean, why would he say that?
Speaker 2 (07:15):
After seeing people's reactions to his comment, which
people were upset.
Speaker 1 (07:19):
You know, Vince Burgers were upset.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Rightfully so, and I'm sorry.
Who the fuck is he to talk have?
Speaker 1 (07:25):
you seen a picture of him.
He's kind of like nothing towrite home about.
Speaker 2 (07:28):
Right, okay, so anyways, he responded on X.
Speaker 1 (07:33):
What's X?
I guess that's a social media.
Oh, twitter, oh, is thatTwitter?
Speaker 2 (07:37):
now, okay, I'm like not, I'm behind.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I know.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
With the times.
But okay, he says, with all duerespect, it was a compliment.
Nothing fancy about Pittsburgh,just ugliness, steel and
football my kind of city.
Oh my God, that was his, likeyou know, signing out post that
kind of hurt.
That kind of hurt a little bit.
I'm a little hurt right now.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
Ugliness.
And then what was it?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Football, just ugliness.
And then what was it?
Football, just ugliness, steeland football.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
And then he's, then he tries to remedy it and say my
kind of city, oh my gosh.
I mean it is kind of nuts tothink about this like I would
never go there, and especiallyhim.
But you know the thing that Ilove about him?
He's just like completely shockvalue definitely or do you
(08:32):
think that's a bad thing, thatsociety's become all about shock
value?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
like him I think that he just doesn't have a filter,
quite like us and I really thinkhe thinks that and that's fine,
but he hasn't seen all ofpittsburgh.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
I mean, we have some we have some cuties up in there.
Yeah, depending on whatindustry?
Uh, no, that is not true at all.
I mean, you should come checkout my office I mean I'm sorry,
but um it takes that kind of guyto say it to create a little
controversy.
(09:07):
Controversy, I mean, it's one ofthose things that like he knows
what he's doing.
It's kind of like the lala kentfrom vanderpump rolls.
She did stir the pot, she waschaotic because she said that's
what they want.
That's what the people want isdrama and like clickbait and
they, you know, if you want tobe relevant, like you're not
(09:30):
gonna, you're gonna keep yourjob and like he clearly is a
public figure, you know, createdbarstool sports.
Yes, yeah, cheers, oh my god,cheers to being a little bit
higher on the 4.8 scale or justjust like never, ever going
there like I don't know what.
Like everybody has like adifferent type and like why are
(09:53):
we rating people?
maybe he was saying like in newyork and like bigger cities,
like maybe chicago or la ormiami.
People like take care ofthemselves a little bit better.
Speaker 2 (10:02):
It's possible.
I don't think his message cameacross in the right way.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
That was fucked up.
Speaker 2 (10:08):
It's a blue collar town.
Yeah, appreciate it, and itsounds like he does appreciate
it.
Yeah, that was a fucking weirdresponse he had to throw a jab
out there first which is notnecessary, I do want to follow
up on this roast that you wantfor your birthday.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
I was thinking.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Do you think I can handle it?
Speaker 2 (10:24):
I don't know, as I've been writing it.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
So we are creating a roast for my birthday on 11-11.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
I'm creating the roast, okay, well, I'm.
You have no part in this.
I'm starting.
Speaker 1 (10:33):
This is going to be the second year in a row that
I'm going to have the event Like.
I'm like you know what, I'm notdating anyone.
Even last year, I kind offorced my ex to plan the
birthday for me.
Speaker 2 (10:47):
Sounds lavish, Go big or go home honey.
Speaker 1 (10:52):
No, I will say I was thinking as.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
I was writing it, I said this is brutal.
This is not something you'dtypically say to a friend.
So I do think that, in orderfor Mocktails or Messy to
continue beyond this roast, thatwe do need to sign a contract
that we're not gonna quit oneach other.
Yes, or I mean, it's okay wedon't have to be friends anymore
, but we can't stop.
Speaker 1 (11:17):
Mocktails are messy I know we did take a pause before
that's why we're doing thecontract.
Okay.
So what you're saying is youwant to do a contract?
Yes, because you're going to beso harsh on the roast yes, that
you think that this Scorpio isgoing to be too sensitive to
handle your roast.
I don't think you're sensitive.
Speaker 2 (11:36):
I don't think you're sensitive.
I think that you might justwant to wipe your hands clean of
this little bitch in your life,because it's not that you're
sensitive.
You just don't put up withnonsense, and I know you're
asking for it, so I think you'llbe okay.
But I don't think you've seenhow intense I can be, and how
harsh I can be, this is gonna bebetter than nikki glazer's
(11:59):
roast, and I probably shouldn'tsay that now I'm jinxing it.
Speaker 1 (12:02):
It's going to suck but I'm not fucking around.
I've been working on this.
I see the little twinkle inyour eyes.
I'm so excited.
Okay, I've been like hangingout with these two lawyers.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Back to back, and back to back.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
ain't no act.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
You always give a little like nice little one
liner zinger.
You got good zingers girl.
But yeah, so like I just thinkmaybe I have, like you know, an
attraction to like professionals, attorneys, like I don't know
if it's necessarily like it'sabout time.
I don't know, Like what do youmean?
Speaker 2 (12:39):
it's about time, Honey some of your past
relationships were Skrt, skrt,skrt.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I don't know what you're referring to.
Maybe be more specific, Kellis.
I plead the fifth, oh, okay.
So what we talked aboutrecently is we yes, we want to
be public about our lives.
We do love being authentic andgenuine and being vulnerable,
opening up so we can help maybesomebody else that might be
(13:08):
struggling through a tough timeor whatnot, and I won't draw
this out any longer, more thanjust say we are learning to kind
of perfect, not hurtinganyone's feelings.
Yes, I agree with that 100%Respect privacy, but we also
want to be like completely openand authentic and not vulnerable
(13:28):
, and you know we want toeducate.
Like you know, I'm goingthrough a hard time and, like
you know, I was calling outsomebody else that, like might
have had a problem in the pastand they weren't comfortable
like having me like be a littlecryptic on who it was.
I didn't say names.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
Sometimes you have to keep your private life private.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yes, but I do love to talk about my sex life.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
I think that's fine.
Speaker 1 (13:54):
This I was super inspired by and I thought of you
.
Speaker 2 (13:57):
Oh, I sent that to you.
Oh shit, why did I just?
Speaker 1 (14:00):
try to take credit for you.
Speaker 2 (14:01):
I sent that to you, but play it.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Okay, I hope you were directing it towards me, or was
it directing it towards youabout?
Speaker 2 (14:07):
me, it is just empowerment for people in
general.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
My biggest pet peeve is when a bad bitch doesn't know
she's a bad bitch Like girl.
Speaker 2 (14:21):
you're fine, you're a queen and you're insecure.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
What a waste.
Don't waste that that way.
That's a pet peeve of mine.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
So who is that?
This is?
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Jenna Lee.
Jenna Lee, like girl, get thatconfidence poppin' you deserve
it.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
I know I love it.
Jenna Lee on TikTok.
Jenna Lee on TikTok.
I know I just started followingher and I was like obsessed.
It is at hey, jenna leeh-e-y-j-e-n-n-a-l-e-e she has
our vibes, she has the rightsound bits, that's for sure,
because, uh, that has a lot ofviews.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
I know 1.3 million followers.
Do you think we're like toointo like social media, like we
were talking about last time?
Speaker 2 (15:10):
it's part of our business, like we don't even
know shit about social media Iguess better than the boomers
right did you take a silent walkthis week?
You know what this week I did.
I took a little walk at northpark okay, I was listening to
him and her.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
The skinny confidential, it's a couple
podcast and um.
They were interviewing chrisappleton chris appleton is kim
kardashian's hairstylist he'screated his own line like the
color wheel.
He's like a really sexy umenglish guy.
He said to on the podcast thatlike he had like got married and
(15:52):
had kids at like 19 and then hekind of figured out like oh, he
might be like more on the, youknow, lgbtq gay side okay, the
equation.
So yeah, he just like kind ofcame out later in life but he
described, like you know, he'sso grateful that he has like
these two wonderful kids andhe's a young dad having kids at
(16:15):
19.
I mean, fuck, he looks likehe's like 32, right, if you look
at him.
I want to talk about, like youknow, sober october coming up
like.
Are we gonna do like some kindof like sober festivals?
Speaker 2 (16:28):
are we gonna like maybe get like a daybreaker
event and like we need to findsome more of that I would like
to know how often daybreakerevents come around.
I think it's a yearly thing.
I did really enjoy that.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
I'm going next year for sure, yeah, we need to get
it.
Speaker 2 (16:43):
It's too bad that we don't have the content, because
you and I were dancing like wewere wasted on stage and your
mom's friend recorded it and shedidn't like know that her phone
is like a flip phone and it wassuper blurry you couldn't even
see anything I'm surprised shehad a flip phone.
That was kind of weird, I meanI would have just given her my
(17:04):
phone to record it, because thatwas like great content um I
know you know, listening tochris ableton, he's like follow
your dreams and passions.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Like you know how we have always kind of wanted to
like do a talk show or, you know, be like involved with some
kind of production.
Like we are following ourdreams and passions now and I
think it's really important tolike encourage others to do the
same.
So, like with you, we were just, you know, talking to like one
(17:35):
of my colleagues and I'm tryingto convince you to like get your
real estate license, but likereally, what is your dream and
passion outside of the podcast?
Because I don't even know ifyou really like would love like
selling real estate.
I know that you say like youmight want to, but like what
would be your dream and passionoutside of the pod?
Speaker 2 (17:55):
yeah, so my life has been a series of progressions
and I'm actually doing what Iwant to do right now, which?
Is be a mom and do the podcastisn't it beautiful.
Speaker 1 (18:05):
You are living your dream.
I am, yeah, and like you, kindof like have these beautiful
kids in this beautiful house,and it's like, what more would
you even want?
Like I mean, you seem likeyou're content.
You even have like my dream car, like I.
That's what I want, I want, Iwant your life.
You want my jeep wrangler yes,I want to buy your jeep from you
(18:26):
.
So you say what else could I?
Possibly want this is one ofthose things where maybe there's
going to be an update next week.
Oh, to be continued, becauseI've got some things going on
right now.
Yeah, you haven't even told me.
You were saying that you werestressed out the other day.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Well, I wanted to talk about manifestation.
Manifestation.
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Okay.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
So a manifestation is the public display of an
emotion or feeling or somethingtheoretical, and it's then made
real public display of emotionor feeling or something
theoretical, and it's then madereal.
Speaker 1 (18:55):
Yeah, like the law of attraction.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
Right, it's so powerful.
I'm not going to say like thatI'm stupid.
And I'm not going to say thatI'm like, not confident.
And I'm not going to say, youknow anything negative about
myself or what I want, becauseI'm going to believe it and I'm
going to own what I want,because I'm gonna believe it and
I'm gonna own what I want and,um, you know, I might not have
(19:18):
it yet but I don't really careif I seem delusional, I'm
manifesting something right now,like right now and it's been a
long time coming, like I've beendoing this for a while, like
daydreaming, manifesting, likeand everything is coming to a
(19:41):
head right now I love it and Ijust can't I can't tell anyone
right now because I can't dareto.
You know maybe jinx it, jinx itand people would be like, just
say it, like why won't you justsay, and it's because I don't
want to jinx it, so you shouldkeep your stuff private until it
actually happens exactlybecause you don't want bad vibes
(20:03):
from other people and um theevil eye is real.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Kendall jenner talked about this.
Speaker 2 (20:08):
She's like I believe that yeah so like be silent A
jinx means that you wantsomething to happen and just by
talking about it you hope itdoesn't go wrong.
Speaker 1 (20:19):
So Zipping it.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
You're not even going to tell your bestie With a test
.
I'm not telling anybody.
Speaker 1 (20:26):
We're going to give you all the prayers and all the
good vibes coming your way,because you know, I believe that
you will accomplish it.
I believe in you always.
I think you and your husbandare good people, you know you
work hard.
You give back.
You want the best for othersand I feel that in you guys.
Thank you, I've always felt thatlike, even though we might have
(20:48):
been like in and out of, likecommunicating over the years,
you've always like we're so in,like just so loving with, like
their comments or, like you know, positive energy, like I always
feel like you're like mybiggest fan.
Sometimes I'm like fuck, I canbarely get something out of like
you know who I thought was likemy, you know forever, ever
(21:11):
after you know, I think thatthere was always a little bit of
competition involved withpeople that I was surrounded by
in LA.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
You know, and the biggest fan thing, that's what
can hurt.
If you're in my life and I careabout you, I am your biggest
fan.
Speaker 1 (21:23):
And it is genuine, it's not like a one-upper type
of thing.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
I mean, if I don't like someone, I don't like
someone.
Speaker 1 (21:32):
But if I like you, I'm your biggest fan, so you've
never been fake with people uh,I'm not saying I never have been
.
I'm saying at this point in mylife I'm not fake yeah, and I
think you don't need to becauseyou're not in sales right you
know what?
There's always a slimysalesperson around the corner
somewhere right, but they're notall slimy right, there's always
a slimy salesperson around thecorner somewhere, right, but
they're not all slimy, right,there's always a slimy
(21:54):
salesperson around the cornersomewhere right but they're not
all slimy right.
Speaker 2 (22:00):
But they're not all slimy right or even we're gonna
be.
Speaker 1 (22:03):
I was always like I want to be friends with you and
let's like talk about like justlife.
I was never good at being theshark salesperson that's like,
okay, I'm going to butter you upand then execute like close it
Right.
We talk about this like innausea, but the law of
attraction is so important to me.
I was able to get my realestate license.
(22:25):
That way, I was able to getthrough engineering school.
That way, I was able to getthis design job.
That way, like I feel likeeverything that has happened in
my life that has been like animportant stepping stone.
I've always believed that, oh,I'm going to get it.
Like I was almost like itsounds cheesy, but like I was
pretending to live it before itactually happened.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Right, well, yeah, that's, that's what you got to
do, right.
Speaker 1 (22:51):
I think so.
So I was working as an intern,an engineering intern, in 2011
this was before you and yourhusband got married.
I said to you because that waslike the summer, that was like
probably one of the most magicalsummers in my entire life
because we were under 21.
We were being very bad at 20,like you know, you know, like
sneaking the booze.
(23:12):
But we were also making money,like you were making good money
as a waitress, and I think youwere even doing like odds and
end jobs.
Oh my gosh.
Yeah, we were living at home.
It was while we were in college.
You know, it was just anamazing summer being 20.
Yeah, so I was like Kelly, I'mgoing to get these tickets, like
I'm making so much money as theintern.
I mean, I think it was like $23an hour back in 2011.
(23:33):
That's a lot of money.
Speaker 2 (23:34):
You bought us the tickets.
Speaker 1 (23:35):
I bought us the tickets and I was like, why are
they so cheap?
Direct or no, it was not direct.
Well, that's a big one it was$150 round trip layover in
Atlanta fromanta, frompittsburgh to atlanta to date
well, actually orlando, so wedidn't even get to daytona.
We had to get picked up at theairport.
But we were just sitting at thelayover gate, like in atlanta,
(24:00):
staring at people walking ontothe plane.
We're like, oh, we have enoughtime.
Like the flight doesn't leavetill three and it's like
probably 245.
We're staring at people line upat that gate and we didn't know
it was that gate.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Okay, so is that confusing?
No, so this is what happened.
We were sitting there, we werehungry.
Yes, and we wanted a drink analcoholic drink yes, so we go to
one of those like places in theairport.
I forget where we went.
Speaker 1 (24:30):
Something stupid like a chain, like a Friday's or
something.
Speaker 2 (24:34):
So we're sitting there eating and drinking
because I had a fake ID and Idid too.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
I did not.
Oh, I was giving you the drinks, then they didn't even care.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
I don't think they ID'd you.
Yeah, they didn't care I don'tknow that they id'd me either
maybe george was a little bitlike loose.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Whatever, we both had drinks okay.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
So we're sitting there with our drinks and our
like burgers or whatever, andwe're just eating and drinking,
and then we get up and ourflight's gone you're like oh
wait, what you're?
Speaker 1 (25:11):
you mean the gates closed?
I thought it was.
I thought it left at three.
They're like sir, we board atlike 2 30.
The flight actually takes offthe ground to three.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
We were so airheadish like buzz, maybe a little drunk
but they were so nice I thinkyou bullshitted them and you're
like oh, like we were running,we couldn't make it or something
, and they like booked us forthe next flight oh my god, what
is my problem?
Speaker 1 (25:41):
I'm like literally automatic pathological liar at
that age, like, just like lifein general.
I'm like okay wait, we wererunning, sir, really like we had
something wrong with us sittingat the the restaurant having
drinks and he's like, yeah, myass, you were running through
the fucking airport so that'sjust a crazy story.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
And then we got into multiple clubs like under 21 god
, it was so much fun.
Speaker 1 (26:08):
We, as soon as we land your husband now where you
weren't dating- you didn't evenlook at you, didn't even look at
each other Like you wereromantically at all.
Yeah, no, probably never.
Speaker 2 (26:18):
Even kissed it at that point I wish you could find
those pictures, cause we havesome good pictures, but if we
find, okay, so we did get somequestions written Um.
Speaker 1 (26:28):
yeah.
I'm um, yeah, I'm so glad thatsign is paying off.
I know that rental.
You know the where we arerenting that sign.
I know steve's giving us areally good deal on that kiosk
right, that kiosk in bloomfieldwe're fortunate to have the sign
I know, I know, but you know Idid say something to like one of
like the higher ups at mycompany.
(26:48):
They're really nice and stuff,but they're kind of bougie and
they're like, oh, where do youlive in pitts?
They're kind of bougie andthey're like, oh, where do you
live in Pittsburgh?
And I was like Bloomfield andthey're like, oh, really, I was
like what's wrong withBloomfield?
I think I mean it's, I'vealways loved Bloomfield, it's
little Italy of Pittsburgh, Imean, even though there's not
(27:10):
even a goddamn Italianrestaurant, and that's that
neighborhood anymore Crazy.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Now I really want to go to.
Baby loves tacos.
Speaker 1 (27:17):
I know baby love talk .
I tried to go one time and itwas closed.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
I guess they're closed on Mondays or something,
but they I tried to go one timeand it was closed.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
I guess they're closed on Mondays or something,
you know what?
They can't get as many peopleto work.
Oh yeah, it's kind of like oneof those situations.
But sorry, I didn't mean tointerrupt you?
Speaker 2 (27:30):
No, you're fine, I do do that a lot, so we do have
some questions that were sent tous.
I have two of them.
Yeah, we can check and see ifthere's more.
Speaker 1 (27:39):
I know you finally hooked it up.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
So you ready.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
Yeah, I'm ready.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
I saw your sign in Bloomfield, so I'm giving it a
shot.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
Oh sorry.
Speaker 2 (27:49):
I saw your sign.
I saw your sign in Bloomfield,so I'm giving it a shot because
I need advice.
I was just about to propose tomy girlfriend, but I just found
out that she is going to be atraveling nurse.
I have my own landscapingbusiness here, so I can't go
with her.
Do I stay with her or do I dolong distance help?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
You got to do long distance.
If you got a company, you can'tjust like throw the company
away, Like what are you going todo?
Speaker 2 (28:18):
But should he stay with her?
He could just break up with her.
Speaker 1 (28:21):
How long have they been together?
Did he say no, oh, you knowwhat I think it's always
important if it's less than ayear to like really rethink,
like if it's like amazing andyou're like I can't live without
you, what do you know?
You know, I would say like lessthan a year, I think it's.
Speaker 2 (28:39):
It's like a question because the situation isn't
ideal right.
Speaker 1 (28:43):
I would say that first.
Speaker 2 (28:45):
But like you do need to have the discussion like am I
your person, is she my person?
Speaker 1 (28:52):
and then you go from there yeah, like I remember, I
feel like she should have hadthis discussion with him before
like she should have, like itseems I could be wrong, like
there's not a bunch of contexthere.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
Well, let me tell you something.
Speaker 1 (29:07):
Let me tell you something.
I think some nurses they wantto work.
Just from my mom being a nurseand like knowing a lot of you
know people in that field, Ithink they go in and they're
like, okay, I'm going to be anurse, I'm going to be in like
one location and then travelingnurse opportunities, especially
after covid.
They pay like big bucks, like Iwas talking to like one of my
(29:29):
design clients in la.
She was making 300 000 being atraveling nurse.
Speaker 2 (29:34):
Yeah, I know those travel nurse I mean, who could
pass that up?
Speaker 1 (29:39):
and I mean it's all relative, like for her 300 000,
like she was supporting her kidand a husband in Beverly Hills.
So it's like I guess I'm justconcerned.
Speaker 2 (29:48):
Like did she just apply for this without him
knowing?
Like it just like it justsounds like, maybe, maybe she's
tired of waiting.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:58):
Like maybe you should have proposed before, but um.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
I mean we both have done long distance.
What's your experience?
Speaker 2 (30:04):
um, it was worth it for me and it was fine.
Yeah, I think I did it and Iwas like you know.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
Yeah, I think I did it, but I was kind of like
reluctant to like stay in it oh,I was totally reluctant too.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
It's just you couldn't picture my life without
that person, who's not myhusband now, and so it all
worked out for me.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Yeah, you know what it's doable.
Yeah, I probably wouldn't dolong distance unless there was
like a deadline.
Speaker 2 (30:35):
Right.
Speaker 1 (30:36):
Like I think if you have a deadline and you know
like, hey, this is when we'regoing to like be in the same
location, but if it's an openlike, if she's just like, hey,
I'm gonna do this, and then likeI don't know where it takes us
okay, that's a good point,because I totally had a deadline
.
Speaker 2 (30:51):
It was like we're gonna like visit each other on
spring breaks and christmasbreaks we'll see each other, and
in the summer we'll see eachother because we like our
parents lived five minutes downthe road from each other that's
ideal and we knew, like you know, if, if, if it's still a thing
when we graduate, we'll just getmarried and that's what we did
(31:11):
but and then?
So I do have another question.
Unless you have anything elseto add, there's another question
.
Speaker 1 (31:16):
I think personally I wish I did not do the long
distance, because I would havebeen way more of a slut in
Minneapolis.
Speaker 2 (31:23):
Okay, there you go.
There's the answer.
Okay, so I have done so muchself healing that I no longer
like anyone.
Should I just be alone forever?
Speaker 1 (31:38):
Yes, oh not ever but you should be alone for a long
time.
I think that's importantbecause I know myself, I'm like
it's so easy to get theserelationships creep, creep back
in and, like you know the self,like, say it again, self.
Speaker 2 (31:57):
It says I've done so much self healing that I no
longer like anyone.
Speaker 1 (32:03):
Should I just be alone forever, forever I think
you should be alone for a longtime.
Yeah, to really continue likewhen the right person comes,
then it'll be like boom no, butthat's true.
Speaker 2 (32:15):
If you don't like anyone, why would you be with
someone that wouldn't be fair tosomeone else?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
I think I think I noticed this happens with like
divorcees, like guys and girlslike sometimes they got burned
so bad and then they're likeself-healed and then they're
like you know what.
I don't want to go down thatpath.
Like I even met some peoplethat are like in their 50s and
(32:40):
they're like this was in newyork.
They were like, yeah, I justhad some really bad
relationships.
I don't want to go through theheartbreak again, because the
heartbreak is real.
Like I do feel as much as I amtotally down to jump into
something if it feels right.
(33:00):
I don't really care about theheartbreak, even though going
through it it sucks.
I just think it's like, hey,it's part of the process and I
learn better for next time.
Hopefully I don't make the samemistakes twice or three times
in a row.
But I do think in a lot of waysthat you know some people they
(33:23):
got burned so bad, whether itwas like financially, with a
divorce settlement, or maybethey're just like emotionally,
like drained and like so, likeclosed off, that they're like
I'm good, I'm not going to likeopen back up for just anyone.
Speaker 2 (33:42):
Right.
Speaker 1 (33:44):
But you have to realize nobody's perfect Like
including ourselves, oh I agreewith that.
Speaker 2 (33:49):
I think, I don't know .
I think maybe that's good fortoday.
I just feel a little off afterthat Share me thing.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
Oh no, but let's talk .
Let's talk about some hot tea.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
I don't have anything else.
Speaker 1 (34:00):
I do too.
I mean, we could like you knowbecause we boring well, we we
definitely need to fill time.
I don't mind I think you did itlast time and I wasn't ready to
be off.
I mean, we got 13 minutes.
Speaker 2 (34:14):
Okay, what do you want to say?
Speaker 1 (34:16):
I was just going to talk about, like you know,
possibly, uh, the oneinspiration and just kind of
getting us motivated for no onewants to hear this.
Speaker 2 (34:27):
I'm sorry, I'm not trying to be a bitch.
Speaker 1 (34:29):
I'm not going to end early just because she fucked us
up.
Speaker 2 (34:33):
I just don't have anything else to say.
Speaker 1 (34:35):
Well, we can talk about stupid shit, because it
could be good.
Speaker 2 (34:39):
Well, let's Google some shit, let's not talk about
ourselves.
Speaker 1 (34:42):
Okay, so, like hot topics, like we definitely, I
put it in these.
Speaker 2 (34:48):
Beer's a downer.
Speaker 1 (34:50):
You don't like the beer.
I know, I know.
Well, I'm going to SanFrancisco.
Speaker 2 (34:56):
No one cares.
Speaker 1 (34:59):
Why are you so mean?
Okay, go ahead.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Talk about San Francisco.
I mean you.
Why are you so mean?
Okay, go ahead, Talk about.
Speaker 1 (35:02):
San Francisco.
I mean you've been there, youlike it, you're from Midori's
there.
Speaker 2 (35:06):
I do love San Francisco, so what do you have
coming up, ryan?
Speaker 1 (35:09):
Okay, so I have coming up.
I'm getting booked in SanFrancisco on a design job.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Oh my gosh, congratulations, thank you, I
just broke my necklace.
Let me see it.
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (35:24):
What happened, I don't know.
Oh, my god.
So tell me about it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I'm super excited, it's notbroken, it's gonna.
Oh, it's not broken.
No, it fell off, though.
How did it fall off?
But you know, I just like Gotlike Booked for a job In San
Francisco and it's gonna be adesign job.
It was through the old companythat I worked for that I created
a client out of them, and so,like you know, they had
purchased like design furniturefrom the last place I was at,
(35:49):
and so now I've been like justkind of hitting the ground
running in design here.
Like was working with a stageryesterday for this new project.
It was a new construction.
It's a little bit out there, alittle bit further, but like
beautifully done, like you knowsomething about, like the
staging.
I mean, you know yourself likewhen you really take it to the
next level, the place can lookeither a flip or flop.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Well, congratulations .
Speaker 1 (36:12):
That is so exciting, yeah, I know all about that.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 1 (36:16):
September 26th to October 1st.
If anybody's in San Francisco,hit me up, slide into my DMs.
I would love to see you, eventhough I'm going to be working
the whole time.
Do you think that you couldcome with me and we could do a
couple interviews?
Honey, if I didn't have kids,I'd be there.
Maybe this one person that I'mkind of interested in right now
that I had amazing time with theother night, if you know what I
(36:37):
mean wink, wink.
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Okay, they have not been like super quick at
Responding but you do know thesaying Once a cheater, always a
cheater that's what I'm Worriedabout.
Speaker 1 (36:49):
So maybe it's like that tick tock that you Sent the
other day about the girl who'sBisexual.
She was never satisfied Withthe one sex, so she was like A
polyamory or she was Like intopolyamory.
Speaker 2 (37:03):
I don't know the terms, but throuples or like a
new thing like throuples or justI guess it's poly, poly,
something, I don't know thewhole word, I think it's called
polyamory.
Okay, yeah, they just kind ofare fluid, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (37:21):
I think I was just like never satisfied with like
one or the other.
Yeah, so like I kind of feellike in some ways like maybe I
should just be single or in athruple with a girl and a guy
from the outside view, like Ijust don't think anything could
satisfy you.
Speaker 2 (37:35):
I think I think you have like this, like itch, and
it just won't go away, no matterwhat you do.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Why are you such a good housewife Like?
I don't necessarily think thisis a positive.
I just know that I am who I am.
Speaker 2 (37:53):
And I'm not saying there's anything wrong with you,
baby.
Speaker 1 (37:57):
I know, but I want to be like you because I think
it's more socially acceptable insociety.
Speaker 2 (38:02):
No, I think everybody should be exactly who they are.
If you have this sexual itchthat cannot be satisfied by
anyone or anything, it does feellike that's the thing like it
is what it is.
Are you satisfied?
Speaker 1 (38:14):
like immediately after yeah usually like when
it's like pretty passionate andlike just like good but over
time chemistry over time I couldget bored so easily, right,
okay, yeah, yeah, like it's likeit chemistry Over time.
Oh, I could get bored so easily, right, Okay, yeah, yeah, it's
like it's almost, like maybethere would be like you should
honor yourself, and you shouldalso honor other people, and you
should let them know, like theyshould be aware of how you
(38:38):
function.
I sound like so fucked up Like,but it's just real, it's just
real.
Speaker 2 (38:43):
I believe it.
Yeah, so fucked up like, butit's just real, it's just real.
I believe it.
Speaker 1 (38:44):
I know it's real, I've seen it honey what are your
quirks when it comes to like ifthere was something that is
just who you are, because yousaid about the Gemini thing like
you're, like, you're like, thisis just who I am, like, whether
it be good or bad, like you'rejust two different sides, it's
so funny.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
People throw their zodiac signs out there just so
that they're not thrown underthe bus.
It's like, hey, this is in linewith my zodiac sign, so it's
acceptable, right, right.
And I think that it's weirdbecause there's so much truth.
I believe it's spiritual and Ido believe there's so much truth
behind zodiac signs.
Very rarely does someone notmatch up with their zodiac sign.
(39:27):
Yeah, like Gemini is two sidesum, I can see two sides of
everything all the time I knowand I think in my past like I
could have been like a littletwo-faced or something like that
, but I don't even remember thatgirl because like I don't know
who that is.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
Yeah yeah, like it's kind of funny like you talk
about that person that you werelike two-faced in high school
maybe, I think I'm more of amediator now where I see both
sides, and I don't necessarilyeven pick a side when it comes
to things.
Speaker 2 (39:54):
I can just see both ways.
Speaker 1 (39:57):
Oh yeah, and you're, you're kind of understanding,
like both angles, and cheers toyou.
This is empty.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
I don't have anything to drink this was actually good
, okay, so I said I didn't likebeer, but I'd.
I'd say that this was um verylike fall tasting and october
tasting and I actually reallyliked it.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
So I'm surprised because you're not a beer girl
I'm not but you will be movingforward.
Speaker 2 (40:20):
I'll pretend to take a little cheers.
Speaker 1 (40:31):
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