February 5, 2025 • 33 mins
Ever wondered what it's like to take a break from cannabis and rediscover its magic? Our guests, Michael Rozzi and Keisha, share their experiences of a tolerance break and how it led them to savor the unique flavors of cannabis-infused beverages like spicy mango and blueberry once more. Together, we journey to Honcho, a vibrant queer festival in Pennsylvania, painted vividly as a liberating adult summer camp where art, music, and uninhibited self-expression reign supreme. Michael and Keisha's accounts make you feel the rhythm of freedom, inviting you to embrace an atmosphere where acceptance is the norm and new adventures await.
In this episode, we also explore the intriguing shift from corporate life to the spiritual path of astrology. Michael and Keisha open up about how astrology grew from simple magazine horoscopes to a profound tool for self-awareness, enriching their personal journeys. Between tales of late-blooming habits like partying and smoking and humorous stories of awkward dating escapades, we ensure a blend of laughter and life lessons. From orgy confessions to the relatable chaos of drunk texting, we wrap things up with a Q&A segment full of fun viewer questions and a generous serving of humor and personal growth.
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
this is ryan frankovsky and kelly mzgorski,
and you're listening tomocktails are messy and we have
in the studio today one of myfavorite angelinos pittsburgh
penn staters, michael rossi,hello, hello and his bestie
slash, wifey, slash, roomie,slash, astrologer.
(00:28):
Ooh yes, keisha and Keisha, yougot to tell me what do people
call you?
What's your like?
Do they call you Mrs Keisha?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I like to be called Mother but Keisha will do fine
for now.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Oh, cheers to that.
Thank you guys for coming intothe studio.
Cheers to that Mock guys forcoming into the studio.
Cheers to that.
Mocktails are messy guys.
Now you guys are getting alittle messy.
You broke your tolerance break.
We did, we did.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Thank you for bringing it in Okay so tell me
what a tolerance break is,because I just don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
So if you're an avid weed smoker for a certain amount
of time, which we were almostevery day.
Your body builds up a toleranceto it, so you smoke and you do
not get as high.
You do not feel the effects.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
But the best part about weed is, all you need is
about maybe two weeks to a monthbefore your tolerance.
You could build it back upagain.
Okay, so we took a tolerancebreak, just so we can get higher
.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
It had nothing to do with health it was just so we
can be higher.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Hey, that works for me yeah, and give us a little
insight on flora.
Do you feel like it's a goodvibe?
Does it give you that effect?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
yes, calm me down, because this is I've never been
on a podcast it's actuallyreally delicious.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
It is delicious.
The spicy mango is the only oneI've tried so far, but the
flavor is phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Oh, so you would definitely order that right.
Yes, I like the ratio too.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
So it's like in weed when you do CBD.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
So it's THC to CBD.
Well, so you're doing the spicymango, yes, and then you're
doing the blueberry.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
It tastes like a really good sour, so I think
that my problem is.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I don't like the calming effect, I like the high
effect, okay, and so sometimeswhen I have stuff like that, it
I don't know if this has everhappened, I don't.
I've only smoked weed probably30 times in my life.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Wow, we probably did 30 times, yeah, three times in
what In the week?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Before our little talk.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yeah, we're sitting, I have this thing.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
If I get too calm, it's like I forget to breathe
and I have to consciouslybreathe.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
So drug-wise you're like an upper yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah, consciously, also drug wise.
You like an upper?
Yeah, is that what it is?
Yeah, because, like some,people do really good like
psychedelics and downer.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
See, I'm crazy all the time.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Okay, so weed kind of like brings me down to normal
and then like my friend, likeshe can't take, oh, she'll pass,
I'll go to sleep but you giveher some coke, because there's
an upper okay, let's go.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
You can say that.
Right, you can say anything, soyou're probably likelly Okay.
Thank you for explaining thatto me.
I'm like I don't know what'swrong with me.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
You're probably like some molly too, I probably would
.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
That's true, definitely a friend of mine.
We might need to go to Honchowith these guys.
This is like a festival in thesummertime.
Can you give us a littledescription on that?
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Honcho is the most beautiful experience we've ever
been to.
It is a queer space, but it isthe most freeing experience on
every level that we've everexperienced Just the freedom of
what happens there, how peoplefeel and express themselves and
interact with each other.
It's very much so like aBurning man, but 100% queer
space, queer artists, queer art,installations, Everything is
(03:45):
queer and they try to reallyfocus on that and bringing the
queer community together.
But I mean having 3,000 gayslocked into a farm and just
running around in circles forsix days.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
It's on about 150 acres in Four Quarters
Pennsylvania.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
It's like queer adult summer camp.
Yeah, there's two djs set upwith two big dj sets and it's
parties is going on from 10 inthe morning until 7 in the
morning, like the next day, likeit just doesn't stop and in
addition to the party, and theyhave like meditation retreats,
they have art, they have yoga,they have art classes, they have
like literally anything thatyou want to do, but again it's
all brought to you by differentqueer artists from around the
country that are just liketrying to bring something
(04:24):
different to the table.
Oh my god that sounds fun.
It's, yeah, it's a beautifulexperience and like you will
never see again, like we have alot of friends that are trans
and like you'll see them walkingaround, some of them completely
naked mid-transformation, andthey're comfortable to do so
because it gives you thatfreedom and that space to do it
and there's no judgment.
There's no, nothing like againit's.
It's a very, very beautifulexperience yeah on on every
(04:47):
level.
We leave there every single,like last time pulling out.
We were literally crying andwe're like we can't wait till
august next year, and it's notjust the drugs yeah
Speaker 3 (04:56):
it's the most freeing experience and I'm just a
little girl from the bronx.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
I've never been camping in my life and you'll be
camping for like five, six daysyeah the first year we went,
she literally had people on likeice calls and she's like okay,
cool, this is what you need tosay to your boss if you have to
come pick me up, because I don'tknow if I could live in the
woods for that long.
I never went camping that longby myself.
You're a new yorker.
I was petrified, so whatbrought?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
you to pittsburgh.
I came to pittsburgh for workabout 10 years ago when I was a
badass corporate girly, and nowI'm a spiritual bitch.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Okay, and now you're just a.
What A spiritual bitch.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
So did Pittsburgh kind of suck you in?
Yeah, I love.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Pittsburgh.
I was born and raised in theBronx, New York, but I became an
adult here.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Okay, I became an adult in Pittsburgh.
Cool and I had the money andthe freedom and opportunity to
be able to do it as well.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Okay, to do it as well, okay, okay.
And then, before we get too farin michael, how do you know,
ryan, I met this little kittyback at penn state, um, and we
were both straightish.
We were both straightish, um,or at least playing the game,
yeah playing the game exactly umdl.
I don't know what other termswe would call it um, but yeah,
it was gosh.
I don't even know how manyyears ago now it's 2010.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
We met 2011.
I was probably 18.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
You were 17 around the same yeah yeah, um, but yeah
, we've been through the ringer.
Um, you know, I knew him whenhe was living his life in, uh,
new york.
He like came out to la andlived with me for a while
whenever, yeah, he left new NewYork.
So he was living with me in myapartment in LA.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I didn't know you were in LA too, yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
So we have been again through every walk of life
together.
Oh, yeah it just continues andsomehow, even when life splits
us up, we come back together.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Everything, just picks right back up where it
left off, that's great, and nowwill you and Keisha explain your
relationship and how you met.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Yeah, this is my platonic soulmate.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
We actually so the festival we were talking about.
We met naked in the woods atHoncho the first year.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Stop it.
Yes, that is the most amazingthing I've ever heard.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
We literally went.
You didn't tell me that.
No, no, I wanted to besurprised.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
So the connection was actually through my brother.
My brother knew Keisha andobviously my brother knew me and
he kept talking about honcho,honcho, honcho.
Like you guys have to try campout and not knowing each other,
we both signed up to bartendbecause we were like it's a
first-time experience, like wedon't know if we can like be
(07:22):
there that many hours and likenot have something to do.
So we went and we bartended andworked it was like six hour
shifts, um, and my brother didnot tell either of us that we
were going.
Um, and my brother told herthat he would be her ride.
And I was already talking to mybrother about being his ride
and he didn't communicate thatto either of us what?
(07:47):
the literally, um, you know,survival for six days in the
woods.
We all have like coolers, tents, all the things, and I pull up
to pick my brother up, thinkingI'm only taking my brother, and
I see keisha, my brother, bothstanding out on the corner with
all of their shit for six daysand I'm like so, um, that was
our first introduction and likethe ride up there was hilarious,
like we were stuffed in the car.
(08:08):
You could only see Keisha'slike head in the back seat
because she had so many bags andtents and everything else on
her lap.
And again, like it was just,you know, love at first sight.
We kept, like you know, talkingand hanging out the entire trip
and then, obviously, like itwas such a freeing experience at
honcho that gave us the abilityto do that, um, and she will
creepily tell you there was onenight where I was like sleeping
(08:29):
by the fire and she was justsitting there staring at me for
two hours like how did I meetsomebody that I like feel like I
know their soul already?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I don't know.
I see it like there's something, but there's something.
You both have the same energyeverybody, yeah everybody,
literally.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Like people come up to us and they're like, oh my
god, we absolutely love yourenergy.
Like how long you guys beenfriends and we're like only two
years, and they're like that'sno, we've been friends for
lifetimes oh for sure that gaveme chills for
Speaker 2 (08:55):
some reason like because I feel it like, yeah,
you guys aren't just making itup again.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
It was not a coincidence, like everything
just kind of lined up and itfelt it was not a coincidence.
Like everything just kind oflined up and it felt perfect,
like it feels closer than family.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yeah, yeah.
Now I don't know Keisha as well, but I do feel like I've known
you for lifetimes afterconnecting.
But I do feel so blessedbecause I love this guy so much
that he has that kind of personin his life, because I think,
you know, everybody loves rossi,everybody wants to connect with
(09:29):
rossi, but he cannot be likeheld down.
He is off to the fucking races,you know, and you seem like a
pivotal person in his life.
That is not holding him down.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
You're embracing him and you guys seem like to be
really thriving yeah, shedefinitely brings the balance
into my life and I mean, youknow I'm very, you cannot be
held down.
I have an aries mars, whichmeans I'm very impulsive.
Just go, go, go, I'll figure itout as it's happening.
Like, yeah, she definitelymakes me like sit back and think
(10:05):
, and even times that I'm notthinking.
After the fact she'll be like,okay, we're going to sit down
and we're going to look at X, y,z, because why are you doing
this and why do you keep doingthis?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
I need that in my life.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
I need someone like just like spirituality, practice
wise, like as wise like.
Today is a new moon and itstarts a new cycle, so we sit
down and we journal, we journalwith the new moon like, we have
our prompts, our tarot cards.
We confront the shadow answermajor questions and we answer
questions, and then we're ableto, like, move forward, and then
(10:35):
when a full moon comes, thenwe're going to do it again, and
it just helps us dive deep andkeep it more connected how do
you know what to do?
um, so I have a website that Ifollow and now it'll give you,
like this is the full moon, thisis what it means.
It's an aquarius, it's, this isthat.
And third, and it'll give youlike five journal prompts based
on the energies of the moon, andwe'll just flip them over,
(10:57):
we'll read it with each otherand we'll journal, and we'll
journal them down that soundslike it could be like helpful
for people it is so helpful toare you able to do?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
you know the name of the website?
Speaker 3 (11:08):
yeah, it's called astral matrix.
Okay, it's a beautiful websiteand if you put your chart in
there as well, they'll tell youthe transits, what's happening,
and it's just a better way ofunderstanding yourself, what's
going on in the world, where youfit in it and what you could do
and maybe why you're feeling acertain way on that day or you
might be super anxious, butactually the stars are lined up
(11:29):
for you to be feeling moreanxious on a normal day.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
It gives you a lot of insight into why you're feeling
the way you feel and how you'reinteracting with the world
around you.
So you've come a long way froma corporate girly working for a
large furniture company runningshit, getting moved from New
York to the Berg with a nicefucking cushy job.
But you are spiritual, yes, andyou've always been passionate
(11:56):
about that.
Is this your profession now?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Yes, this is my profession.
Now has been astrology girlyfrom me and my cousin sitting in
the outside on our porchlooking at teen magazine and
having, like the horoscope,little things in the back
remember that.
Yeah, thank you yeah and then wegraduated to 17, older and um,
(12:18):
it went from that kind of smallinterest into like she's seen it
, understands her, understandsme my mother's an aquarist
reading about it and, before youknow her, like in barnes and
nobles, like as teenagers, whenmost teenagers, probably in new
york, is out doing somethingcrazy like smoking and drinking,
I didn't do none of that stuff.
I'm a, I'm a wayward adult.
I was not a wayward child.
So we spent our times in barnesand nobles reading astrology
(12:41):
books yeah, reading astrologybooks.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Did you say wayward?
Yeah, wayward, what is that?
So we're a little slow.
What's wayward?
We're in low vocabulary.
We got the intellects on thisside of the room.
How can I?
Speaker 3 (12:56):
explain wayward if I was like a, if I was like a good
child, I am a wild adult, ohyeah, yeah.
Yeah, she was a late bloomer, Igot it.
Yeah, I'm a late bloomer as faras the party scene, yes, yeah,
that too now, she didn't drinkuntil 21, okay yeah, yeah, my
first time I got drunk, I waslike 18 and then I didn't do it
again for a long time.
I wasn't even like aconsecutive weed smoke until
(13:17):
like 28 oh wow, yeah, my brotherwas who starts smoking at 28?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yeah, that's interesting.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Yeah, I'm a late bloomer with that stuff.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
I was just like I didn't really touch this stuff
until Rozzy.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Oh, oh, it's a corrupted.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I mean La La Land too , you know, like when it's a
recreational.
Yeah, it's like I don't need acar and I'm just going to the
store.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
No, I didn't like fully smoke until about like 28.
I didn't like fully smoke smokeuntil about like 28.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
When did you start, Michael?
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Probably about 15, 16 .
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Did you get messy or were you just more of like a
chill smoker?
Speaker 4 (13:52):
Um, it was definitely chill when I was younger.
To me it was a way to again youknow, like my upbringing was a
little chaotic, but it was a wayfor me to kind of escape that
and it was introduced to methrough.
You know, obviously a lot ofkids in high school were smoking
and you know I remember goingout back behind like BP and like
meeting up with people and liketaking a quick hit in there.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
And that's a gas station for right.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Yeah, because we have have, you know, listeners that
don't know what bp is.
Yes, so you know like meet upbehind the gas station to like
take a quick hate in there.
Um, yeah, it was always likeyou know, just it, it would calm
me down.
It was like an escape from allthe chaos of my life.
Yeah, you were being shiftedagain, like it just kept growing
and growing from there, and Idon't't think it was.
(14:36):
It was definitely not asconsistent as it became Again.
I was playing sports andswimming and doing all the other
things in high school, so thatkind of took precedent over
being a druggie there.
(14:56):
It was recreational after awhile, so it was just like you
didn't even have to have a card,you could just walk in and grab
whatever you wanted um, so itjust kind of kept growing and
growing and then um.
This is probably the firsttolerance break that I've taken
um my whole life.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Yeah um, I've noticed it's a trend now because after
the pandemic, we just were doingit all day, drinking, smoking,
and then I don't know what itwas about 2024, 2025 that people
are now taking tolerance breaks, and that's both like alcohol,
weed, even like medications,because you know, you build up
(15:30):
such a tolerance with anything.
Even me, I've been like threeweeks, four weeks off of
caffeine and it's weird, yeah,like I don't really feel like
myself.
You're going full sober.
Yeah Like double down sober no.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
I was telling him we should do that with sugar.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Yeah, no shit, she is trying to get me out.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
I would like to do that with sugar.
I will do it with you.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
That's a great idea.
What about full?
Speaker 4 (15:53):
30?
Y'all said that, but I was realquick to be like, ah, no.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
He said that about the tolerance break three months
ago too, just so you know healready did 30 days.
He did the 30 days.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah, I'm sure, kelly , you're eager to get to the
questions.
Oh, the fun questions, We'll dosome fun questions Now that
everybody has gotten to knoweach other.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
You're lubed up, we're ready to go.
We just have some like randomquestions that our viewers sent
in.
Okay, what's a drunk text thatyou still regret, and who was it
too?
Speaker 4 (16:31):
do you want to take this first, um, I'm not gonna
say who for purposes of you knowum, but I will say um.
So somebody that I see on aregular basis around pittsburgh,
um, through stonewall sports,if you know what that is yeah um
at kickball, dodgeball, all thethings um a regular face.
(16:53):
We've always done like you know,the flirtatious eyes and hey,
how are you all?
A little like small kitty cattalk, but it never really goes
anywhere.
And it was actually justrecently.
But there was a night that Iwas a little intoxicated and I
got it upon myself to messagethis person through one of the
apps and which was grind.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Do you have the text?
Speaker 4 (17:20):
I do.
I'm just going to tell you whatit said.
But I said when are you goingto give me a chance to smash my
face between them cheeks?
And again, this is somebodythat I see every Sunday.
I will see them again thisSunday when I go to dodgeball.
Oh, my god, they did notrespond.
They read it.
They did not respond Sunday.
I will see them again thisSunday when.
I go to dodgeball.
They didn't respond.
They did not respond.
They read it.
(17:40):
They did not respond.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Bless your heart.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
But again, I know that it's good, or his cheeks.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
He does have pretty cheeks.
I will say that.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Oh.
Like smash face plant.
I would love to smash my facebetween lip cheeks.
Do you know what's sad about myI think drunk text?
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Because I think I Smash face plant.
I would love to smash my facebetween lip cheeks.
Do you know what's sad about myI think drunk text?
Because I think I drunk textlike Josh Orange for you and I
think I was like when are yougoing to let Michael get in
between them cheeks?
So my drunk text is not evenfor me, it's actually more along
the line for you too, Because Ithink I text him exactly that.
Well, thank you, You're welcome.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
This is why it's my platonic soulmate she's a good
fucking wifey, soulmate, mother,mother, that's right.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Are you going to get my boy or not?
Okay, you guys, if somebodyleaked your search history, what
would you die if they saw?
Speaker 3 (18:32):
For mine, the amount of gay porn that I watch, oh
yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
That sounds very familiar, you too.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Sometimes I mean, and we watch together, if he sees
one that he likes, he'll send itto me.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
I'm like watching and fully getting off.
I need you to know I love youyeah we're not.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
It's not just for us.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Yeah, no, we're watching and we're fully getting
off.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Oh, I love it.
I love it.
What makes you think that?
I guess because it's two menand you consider yourself more
fluid.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Yes, I'm very fluid and sexual wise, like I don't
want to limit myself and I loveall pleasure and it's like two
guys is different versus twogirls being different, because
sometimes I want two guys.
I want to see that masculinity.
I'm gonna hit both men moan,yeah, especially if the guy's
leg is up like this and the dickis going.
It's quick for me, yes, butsometimes I want to watch two
(19:28):
girls and it's soft and they'relike doing like kind, of like
that and then that's such a gooddescription.
Yes, because sometimes you wantto switch it up and, um, I've
watched two guys and a girl, twogirls and a guy, so, but the
amount of gay porn in my searchhistory is probably.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
It's probably why google thinks I'm a gay man too
hers isn't as bad as mine, Ifeel, um, uh, okay.
So backstory we watchedthousand pound sisters, what.
I don't know if you've seenthat story or that.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
That series is that like the?
Yeah, it's the two sisters thatare like overweight.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Yeah, the one's like 500 and the one's like 700, um,
damn.
So the quick backstory was um,they made a reference on there
the one 700 pound one hadsomebody drive like three, four
hours to meet her and she'stalking about how they had made
love and it was the mostbeautiful night of her life and
all those things, and I'm likeI'm on grinder and nobody will
even come like a mile, and likeshe has somebody driving four
(20:24):
hours for her.
So, um, she referred to herselfas um ssbbw.
So of course I had to go downthe rabbit hole of what does
this mean?
Is there others?
Um, but it's supersized, big,beautiful women.
Okay, um, and yes, there is awhole category on Pornhub, uh,
(20:48):
and these are women who are five, 600 pounds plus and love their
size.
And I went down a very bigrabbit hole.
Um, I don't know, I don't knowif it's curiosity, but like I
find it fascinating that this is, I I don't know the folds and
(21:09):
some of the most beautiful men,I'm telling you, some of the
most beautiful tiny men that areno bigger than us, are
infatuated with.
Maybe I'm one of them actually,yeah maybe low-key but when I
tell you that I watched everysingle video on this channel?
I have watched every singlevideo on this, oh, shit yeah
(21:29):
that is so interesting.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Well, I think when you just like, you don't find
that like if, if you're readingit, you're like, oh, whatever,
that's not a big.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
But then when you see it visually and it strikes your
interest, yeah, because he'slike well how well I'm like,
first of all, like you have allthis extra weight and body fat
and all these things and likeyou know you're moving yourself
and like how, how are you doingall these things and positions?
Thank you, yeah, thank you, andthat's what I was fascinated
and like again, like there'smany videos you can watch and
like twerking, all the differentsex positions, everything and
(22:00):
you're just like, damn likethat's nuts props to you,
because your leg is three timesthe size of my body itself.
Oh my god.
I didn't even know I was verycurious how do you even find the
parts?
What are you doing?
How?
Speaker 3 (22:14):
is this happening Is?
Speaker 4 (22:14):
there a feeling.
Do you know what the feeling is?
And then again these men.
It's a tiny little stick, mansmashed in a puddle, basically,
and it's just like.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
My favorite is the double stomach reveal.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
So when they lift up their stomach, and it's two more
on the left oh.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Yeah, I their stomach , and it's two more.
Oh yeah, yeah, I call that thedouble.
Oh yeah, she was like liftingone stomach.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
She was like lifting one stomach and then like moving
the other to then find her fupaand like, yeah, it was a whole
thing, it's a whole category andI'm telling you, the most
beautiful men come out and theyI have watched hours and it's, I
probably, actually somethingyou thought existed I probably
actually watch more ssb bw pornnow than I do actual like gay
porn.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
that would, I don't know.
It's the curiosity, yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
What's your worst hookup story?
Do you want to go first on this?
Speaker 3 (23:04):
one, I'll go.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
I'll go for this I know you guys are really prude,
no, so when I lived in New York,City.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
It was this bouncer who worked at the club.
His name was divine and Ithought he was so beautiful and
I've never been like a shy girl.
And, um, I saw him in the club,I was just like stalking him,
stalking, stalking.
Finally gave him my number, heinvited me out, we went out, we
went to his house and I'm justlike, oh no, not yet, not yet.
And then, um, the second timewe went out, same thing and I
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knew I wanted it, but I wasgonna make him work for it.
Not yet, not yet, not yet.
Then I went with my girlfriendsand I was like, you know, today
is going to be the day, todayis going to be the day.
I did my cutesy little, howeverlong I thought he was supposed
to wait, and I get to his house,it was time for sexy time and I
started to give him head and Ithrew up on his dick Full.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
It gagged you, and I don't even have a bad gag reflex
.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
I'm really upset now that I think about it, but yeah,
I was out drinking with myfriends and full.
I'm not even like a little fulland you could.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
I'm talking about full, full oh fuck full and room
smelled everything.
Just showered and went home howdid he?
React.
He reacted disgusted, as heshowed up wow, I know, it's like
not.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
It's one thing.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
If you're stupid on the floor, it's like right here
it's right, it was right, therebed lap all oh fuck, after I was
playing cute for like the lasthow many weeks like you gotta
wait for this?
Speaker 2 (24:39):
He gotta go, wait for some throw-ups, oh my god,
needless to say I had never sawhim again.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Too bad.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
That wasn't his fetish or something.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
I know, oh well, I didn't think about that.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Would I have stayed if it was?
You probably would be.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
I don't know.
I feel like you'd be grossedout.
You're like this isn't evencute.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
I was more embarrassed because, once again,
I was spending the whole timelike catch me if you can Catch
me if you can.
She gives me like actress vibes, little animated faces that was
like one of my worst stories.
Rosary ring around the Rosary.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
I know Rosary's been a couple guys, maybe three,
maybe one girl, maybe one girlthree guys.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
It's been a very long time.
Um no, I think the worst wouldhave been um.
There was a really cutevietnamese boy that I met when I
first moved to la.
Did I meet him?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
no, I've tried to avoid him since, because I did
meet the one guy still avoidinghim oh okay, we're not gonna
talk about that guy.
Oh no, the one that his familywants you to be his husband.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Oh no.
We'll talk about that later,later, off camera.
The only one I can think about,though, is this boy.
I was still fresh to LA, I wasfresh to being gay, um, and
actually being out, and um.
This boy took me back to hisapartment, and his apartment was
white on white, on white onwhite um, white sheets, white
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towels, white carpetingeverything you can imagine white
, white, white, um, weird, yeah.
Now imagine, um, being freshlygay.
I didn't know the whole processof like how to prepare 100,
yeah, um, and he had a very bigdick and um, vietnamese boy had
a big dick.
Yes, I know how to find him.
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Okay, yeah, so, um, you know,on his white bed um, go to, um,
get on top of him and ride him.
And it just opened up the gatesof hell.
That's what we're calling it.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
We're getting an education Gates of hell, oh shit
.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
No pun intended.
I was never so embarrassed inmy life.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
So, needless to say, there might have been brown
involved.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Now, how did he react ?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
All over white.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
Oh, fuck, all over white.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Now, was it like brown, like solid, or was it
like oh my God, Absolutely not.
Oh, fuck Rossi, what did youeat?
Speaker 4 (27:31):
It was absolutely not solid.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
You know what you didn't know.
He thought you knew.
You didn't know how to prepare.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
I mean I'm grateful for him because he tried to play
it off in the best way possibleand was just like you're okay,
it's okay.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Oh yeah, the smell right.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
And I am pretty sure that he threw pretty much his
entire bed set away.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
He's just crying over there.
He was very cute.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
He's like just go in the shower and clean yourself up
.
And the whole time I hear himin the background.
He's trying not to throw up.
He's like, oh god, yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Some people that is there.
I don't think that's me, but Iknow people that can't smell
certain things.
You're like that.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
No, I'm not, I'm fine , you're fine with shit, it was
embarrassing.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
I tried to avoid him and there was only one other
time that I ran into him in likethe eight and a half years of
being in LA.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
We saw each other again out on Santa Monica
Boulevard in WeHo and he likegave me a little nonchalant like
hey, like hey, how are youdoing?
That was it, and I was still.
I'm like, don't look at medon't.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
Don't judge me, I just knew we all have a first
time?
Speaker 2 (28:38):
yeah, he's probably been there before yeah, now what
is your most embarrassing likepost-party aftermath story?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
is that this past saturday?
No, no, that was a quiet night.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
I just got taken home from a party.
I mean that's not, no, no, noyou got taken home from an orgy.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Yes, okay well, I'm just not sure if it all happens
like at the orgy or if sometimesyou go home well, supposedly I
was gonna say she calls megreedy, so maybe that was the
thing.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
But you know like, I feel like at the orgy.
It's like take your pick andyou can choose and try
everything out, and it's like,you know, like test driving,
yeah, and then it's like coolthis was the one that I like the
most that's a good way todescribe it like test driving a
car.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Yeah, you want to like kind of and even like
shopping for a home.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Yeah, just you know a hole just a hole, shopping for
holes we all want pleasure, solike let me see what's the most
pleasurable, and then I'll takethat home he's so coy about it.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Yes, he is.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
When he texted me like see you in the morning, I
won't be back home, see you inthe morning.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
I was like all right, I have an orgy to someone,
michael yeah, even the guy saidhe was like, send a picture of
both of us together so she knowswho to come after because, um,
you did come home with somebodyfrom an orgy.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Oh no, I was already out.
I text him like I'm out toobitch.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
We are so fucking boring we need to go hang out
with these guys.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
I was still at Hot Mess.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
But I feel like I'm in New.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
York City, but it's Pittsburgh, we will bring the
vibes.
Oh yeah, it doesn't matterwhere we're at.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
We will bring the big city to the small town.
There you go, yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Do you have any Keisha, any walks of shame or
anything like that after a party?
Speaker 3 (30:21):
No, not that I could think of no.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Okay, this one will be good.
What's the craziest thingyou've ever done out of jealousy
or spite?
I'll go, oh go, all jealousy orspite, I'll go.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Oh go, all right, I like how you just knew, ding,
ding ding it's not a great story.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
It's not my finest um hour.
Um I was dating all right.
Where do I even fucking start?
I was dating this guy namedblank and um me and his
girlfriend had like a two weeklong threesome oh yeah like she
was from maryland and he, wewere like kind of messing around
(31:00):
, and I guess they were kind ofmessing around and we're just
like fuck it, we're all justmessing around and we did it for
like two weeks, right.
But then after that I wasn'tthe girl that he chose, right,
and he was seeing herpermanently.
And a year rolls around laterand she gets pregnant, she has a
baby and the baby doesn't looklike him.
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So I decide to sign him up forMaury.
Oh, hell, yeah.
So they were calling him for apaternity test.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
And that was just pure spite, because we spent two
weeks together and I was theone who was not the girlfriend
at the end, and that's myjealousy and spite story.
I love that one.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
I think that's a pretty fine moment, if you ask
me my defense.
The baby looked nothing likehim.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
I was just trying to help out.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
yeah, I was just trying to help out, yeah.
So, guys, thank you so much foropening up, sharing us your
little stories, being honest andvulnerable with us.
We want to come back withKeisha and Rozzy ASAP.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Yeah, this was great.
I know, this was just touching,we're scratching the surface.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Oh, there's a lot more messy.
We were holding back on thegood stories.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Oh my God, we need at least two hours.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
We might need a part two then.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Yes, keisha, our astrology star sister and my
college sweetheart, bring inyour cosmic energy guys, your
wisdom and all the laughs tothis show.
Your star power is undeniable.
We are so grateful to have youon.
Mocktails are Messy.
Love you guys.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Keisha and.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Rozzy.
Thank you so much, cheers.
This is Ryan Frankofsky, and.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Kelly Musgorski.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Thank you guys.
We love you and I hope to seeyou ASAP out and about.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Yes, all right.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Signing off.
Signing off We'll see you atSummit in Mount Washington with
Keisha and.
Rozzy, let's take it to theSummit and get that popcorn.
this is ryan frankovsky and kelly mzgorski,
and you're listening tomocktails are messy and we have
in the studio today one of myfavorite angelinos pittsburgh
penn staters, michael rossi,hello, hello and his bestie
slash, wifey, slash, roomie,slash, astrologer.
(00:28):
Ooh yes, keisha and Keisha, yougot to tell me what do people
call you?
What's your like?
Do they call you Mrs Keisha?
Speaker 3 (00:37):
I like to be called Mother but Keisha will do fine
for now.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
Oh, cheers to that.
Thank you guys for coming intothe studio.
Cheers to that Mock guys forcoming into the studio.
Cheers to that.
Mocktails are messy guys.
Now you guys are getting alittle messy.
You broke your tolerance break.
We did, we did.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Thank you for bringing it in Okay so tell me
what a tolerance break is,because I just don't know.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
So if you're an avid weed smoker for a certain amount
of time, which we were almostevery day.
Your body builds up a toleranceto it, so you smoke and you do
not get as high.
You do not feel the effects.
Speaker 2 (01:14):
Okay.
Speaker 3 (01:14):
But the best part about weed is, all you need is
about maybe two weeks to a monthbefore your tolerance.
You could build it back upagain.
Okay, so we took a tolerancebreak, just so we can get higher
.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
It had nothing to do with health it was just so we
can be higher.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
Hey, that works for me yeah, and give us a little
insight on flora.
Do you feel like it's a goodvibe?
Does it give you that effect?
Speaker 3 (01:38):
yes, calm me down, because this is I've never been
on a podcast it's actuallyreally delicious.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
It is delicious.
The spicy mango is the only oneI've tried so far, but the
flavor is phenomenal.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
Oh, so you would definitely order that right.
Yes, I like the ratio too.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
So it's like in weed when you do CBD.
Speaker 1 (02:04):
So it's THC to CBD.
Well, so you're doing the spicymango, yes, and then you're
doing the blueberry.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
It tastes like a really good sour, so I think
that my problem is.
Speaker 2 (02:14):
I don't like the calming effect, I like the high
effect, okay, and so sometimeswhen I have stuff like that, it
I don't know if this has everhappened, I don't.
I've only smoked weed probably30 times in my life.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Wow, we probably did 30 times, yeah, three times in
what In the week?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Before our little talk.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Yeah, we're sitting, I have this thing.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
If I get too calm, it's like I forget to breathe
and I have to consciouslybreathe.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
So drug-wise you're like an upper yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Is that what it is?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
Yeah, consciously, also drug wise.
You like an upper?
Yeah, is that what it is?
Yeah, because, like some,people do really good like
psychedelics and downer.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
See, I'm crazy all the time.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Okay, so weed kind of like brings me down to normal
and then like my friend, likeshe can't take, oh, she'll pass,
I'll go to sleep but you giveher some coke, because there's
an upper okay, let's go.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
You can say that.
Right, you can say anything, soyou're probably likelly Okay.
Thank you for explaining thatto me.
I'm like I don't know what'swrong with me.
Speaker 3 (03:08):
You're probably like some molly too, I probably would
.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
That's true, definitely a friend of mine.
We might need to go to Honchowith these guys.
This is like a festival in thesummertime.
Can you give us a littledescription on that?
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Honcho is the most beautiful experience we've ever
been to.
It is a queer space, but it isthe most freeing experience on
every level that we've everexperienced Just the freedom of
what happens there, how peoplefeel and express themselves and
interact with each other.
It's very much so like aBurning man, but 100% queer
space, queer artists, queer art,installations, Everything is
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queer and they try to reallyfocus on that and bringing the
queer community together.
But I mean having 3,000 gayslocked into a farm and just
running around in circles forsix days.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
It's on about 150 acres in Four Quarters
Pennsylvania.
Speaker 4 (04:03):
It's like queer adult summer camp.
Yeah, there's two djs set upwith two big dj sets and it's
parties is going on from 10 inthe morning until 7 in the
morning, like the next day, likeit just doesn't stop and in
addition to the party, and theyhave like meditation retreats,
they have art, they have yoga,they have art classes, they have
like literally anything thatyou want to do, but again it's
all brought to you by differentqueer artists from around the
country that are just liketrying to bring something
(04:24):
different to the table.
Oh my god that sounds fun.
It's, yeah, it's a beautifulexperience and like you will
never see again, like we have alot of friends that are trans
and like you'll see them walkingaround, some of them completely
naked mid-transformation, andthey're comfortable to do so
because it gives you thatfreedom and that space to do it
and there's no judgment.
There's no, nothing like againit's.
It's a very, very beautifulexperience yeah on on every
(04:47):
level.
We leave there every single,like last time pulling out.
We were literally crying andwe're like we can't wait till
august next year, and it's notjust the drugs yeah
Speaker 3 (04:56):
it's the most freeing experience and I'm just a
little girl from the bronx.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
I've never been camping in my life and you'll be
camping for like five, six daysyeah the first year we went,
she literally had people on likeice calls and she's like okay,
cool, this is what you need tosay to your boss if you have to
come pick me up, because I don'tknow if I could live in the
woods for that long.
I never went camping that longby myself.
You're a new yorker.
I was petrified, so whatbrought?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
you to pittsburgh.
I came to pittsburgh for workabout 10 years ago when I was a
badass corporate girly, and nowI'm a spiritual bitch.
Speaker 1 (05:24):
Okay, and now you're just a.
What A spiritual bitch.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
So did Pittsburgh kind of suck you in?
Yeah, I love.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Pittsburgh.
I was born and raised in theBronx, New York, but I became an
adult here.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Okay, I became an adult in Pittsburgh.
Cool and I had the money andthe freedom and opportunity to
be able to do it as well.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
Okay, to do it as well, okay, okay.
And then, before we get too farin michael, how do you know,
ryan, I met this little kittyback at penn state, um, and we
were both straightish.
We were both straightish, um,or at least playing the game,
yeah playing the game exactly umdl.
I don't know what other termswe would call it um, but yeah,
it was gosh.
I don't even know how manyyears ago now it's 2010.
Speaker 1 (06:07):
We met 2011.
I was probably 18.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
You were 17 around the same yeah yeah, um, but yeah
, we've been through the ringer.
Um, you know, I knew him whenhe was living his life in, uh,
new york.
He like came out to la andlived with me for a while
whenever, yeah, he left new NewYork.
So he was living with me in myapartment in LA.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
I didn't know you were in LA too, yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:29):
So we have been again through every walk of life
together.
Oh, yeah it just continues andsomehow, even when life splits
us up, we come back together.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
Everything, just picks right back up where it
left off, that's great, and nowwill you and Keisha explain your
relationship and how you met.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
Yeah, this is my platonic soulmate.
Speaker 4 (06:47):
We actually so the festival we were talking about.
We met naked in the woods atHoncho the first year.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
Stop it.
Yes, that is the most amazingthing I've ever heard.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
We literally went.
You didn't tell me that.
No, no, I wanted to besurprised.
Speaker 4 (07:02):
So the connection was actually through my brother.
My brother knew Keisha andobviously my brother knew me and
he kept talking about honcho,honcho, honcho.
Like you guys have to try campout and not knowing each other,
we both signed up to bartendbecause we were like it's a
first-time experience, like wedon't know if we can like be
(07:22):
there that many hours and likenot have something to do.
So we went and we bartended andworked it was like six hour
shifts, um, and my brother didnot tell either of us that we
were going.
Um, and my brother told herthat he would be her ride.
And I was already talking to mybrother about being his ride
and he didn't communicate thatto either of us what?
(07:47):
the literally, um, you know,survival for six days in the
woods.
We all have like coolers, tents, all the things, and I pull up
to pick my brother up, thinkingI'm only taking my brother, and
I see keisha, my brother, bothstanding out on the corner with
all of their shit for six daysand I'm like so, um, that was
our first introduction and likethe ride up there was hilarious,
like we were stuffed in the car.
(08:08):
You could only see Keisha'slike head in the back seat
because she had so many bags andtents and everything else on
her lap.
And again, like it was just,you know, love at first sight.
We kept, like you know, talkingand hanging out the entire trip
and then, obviously, like itwas such a freeing experience at
honcho that gave us the abilityto do that, um, and she will
creepily tell you there was onenight where I was like sleeping
(08:29):
by the fire and she was justsitting there staring at me for
two hours like how did I meetsomebody that I like feel like I
know their soul already?
Speaker 2 (08:36):
I don't know.
I see it like there's something, but there's something.
You both have the same energyeverybody, yeah everybody,
literally.
Speaker 4 (08:44):
Like people come up to us and they're like, oh my
god, we absolutely love yourenergy.
Like how long you guys beenfriends and we're like only two
years, and they're like that'sno, we've been friends for
lifetimes oh for sure that gaveme chills for
Speaker 2 (08:55):
some reason like because I feel it like, yeah,
you guys aren't just making itup again.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
It was not a coincidence, like everything
just kind of lined up and itfelt it was not a coincidence.
Like everything just kind oflined up and it felt perfect,
like it feels closer than family.
Speaker 1 (09:07):
Yeah, yeah.
Now I don't know Keisha as well, but I do feel like I've known
you for lifetimes afterconnecting.
But I do feel so blessedbecause I love this guy so much
that he has that kind of personin his life, because I think,
you know, everybody loves rossi,everybody wants to connect with
(09:29):
rossi, but he cannot be likeheld down.
He is off to the fucking races,you know, and you seem like a
pivotal person in his life.
That is not holding him down.
Speaker 4 (09:41):
You're embracing him and you guys seem like to be
really thriving yeah, shedefinitely brings the balance
into my life and I mean, youknow I'm very, you cannot be
held down.
I have an aries mars, whichmeans I'm very impulsive.
Just go, go, go, I'll figure itout as it's happening.
Like, yeah, she definitelymakes me like sit back and think
(10:05):
, and even times that I'm notthinking.
After the fact she'll be like,okay, we're going to sit down
and we're going to look at X, y,z, because why are you doing
this and why do you keep doingthis?
Speaker 2 (10:13):
I need that in my life.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
I need someone like just like spirituality, practice
wise, like as wise like.
Today is a new moon and itstarts a new cycle, so we sit
down and we journal, we journalwith the new moon like, we have
our prompts, our tarot cards.
We confront the shadow answermajor questions and we answer
questions, and then we're ableto, like, move forward, and then
(10:35):
when a full moon comes, thenwe're going to do it again, and
it just helps us dive deep andkeep it more connected how do
you know what to do?
um, so I have a website that Ifollow and now it'll give you,
like this is the full moon, thisis what it means.
It's an aquarius, it's, this isthat.
And third, and it'll give youlike five journal prompts based
on the energies of the moon, andwe'll just flip them over,
(10:57):
we'll read it with each otherand we'll journal, and we'll
journal them down that soundslike it could be like helpful
for people it is so helpful toare you able to do?
Speaker 2 (11:07):
you know the name of the website?
Speaker 3 (11:08):
yeah, it's called astral matrix.
Okay, it's a beautiful websiteand if you put your chart in
there as well, they'll tell youthe transits, what's happening,
and it's just a better way ofunderstanding yourself, what's
going on in the world, where youfit in it and what you could do
and maybe why you're feeling acertain way on that day or you
might be super anxious, butactually the stars are lined up
(11:29):
for you to be feeling moreanxious on a normal day.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
It gives you a lot of insight into why you're feeling
the way you feel and how you'reinteracting with the world
around you.
So you've come a long way froma corporate girly working for a
large furniture company runningshit, getting moved from New
York to the Berg with a nicefucking cushy job.
But you are spiritual, yes, andyou've always been passionate
(11:56):
about that.
Is this your profession now?
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Yes, this is my profession.
Now has been astrology girlyfrom me and my cousin sitting in
the outside on our porchlooking at teen magazine and
having, like the horoscope,little things in the back
remember that.
Yeah, thank you yeah and then wegraduated to 17, older and um,
(12:18):
it went from that kind of smallinterest into like she's seen it
, understands her, understandsme my mother's an aquarist
reading about it and, before youknow her, like in barnes and
nobles, like as teenagers, whenmost teenagers, probably in new
york, is out doing somethingcrazy like smoking and drinking,
I didn't do none of that stuff.
I'm a, I'm a wayward adult.
I was not a wayward child.
So we spent our times in barnesand nobles reading astrology
(12:41):
books yeah, reading astrologybooks.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
Did you say wayward?
Yeah, wayward, what is that?
So we're a little slow.
What's wayward?
We're in low vocabulary.
We got the intellects on thisside of the room.
How can I?
Speaker 3 (12:56):
explain wayward if I was like a, if I was like a good
child, I am a wild adult, ohyeah, yeah.
Yeah, she was a late bloomer, Igot it.
Yeah, I'm a late bloomer as faras the party scene, yes, yeah,
that too now, she didn't drinkuntil 21, okay yeah, yeah, my
first time I got drunk, I waslike 18 and then I didn't do it
again for a long time.
I wasn't even like aconsecutive weed smoke until
(13:17):
like 28 oh wow, yeah, my brotherwas who starts smoking at 28?
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Yeah, that's interesting.
Speaker 3 (13:22):
Yeah, I'm a late bloomer with that stuff.
Speaker 1 (13:23):
I was just like I didn't really touch this stuff
until Rozzy.
Speaker 3 (13:27):
Oh, oh, it's a corrupted.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
I mean La La Land too , you know, like when it's a
recreational.
Yeah, it's like I don't need acar and I'm just going to the
store.
Speaker 3 (13:39):
No, I didn't like fully smoke until about like 28.
I didn't like fully smoke smokeuntil about like 28.
Speaker 4 (13:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
When did you start, Michael?
Speaker 4 (13:45):
Probably about 15, 16 .
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Did you get messy or were you just more of like a
chill smoker?
Speaker 4 (13:52):
Um, it was definitely chill when I was younger.
To me it was a way to again youknow, like my upbringing was a
little chaotic, but it was a wayfor me to kind of escape that
and it was introduced to methrough.
You know, obviously a lot ofkids in high school were smoking
and you know I remember goingout back behind like BP and like
meeting up with people and liketaking a quick hit in there.
Speaker 2 (14:14):
And that's a gas station for right.
Speaker 4 (14:16):
Yeah, because we have have, you know, listeners that
don't know what bp is.
Yes, so you know like meet upbehind the gas station to like
take a quick hate in there.
Um, yeah, it was always likeyou know, just it, it would calm
me down.
It was like an escape from allthe chaos of my life.
Yeah, you were being shiftedagain, like it just kept growing
and growing from there, and Idon't't think it was.
(14:36):
It was definitely not asconsistent as it became Again.
I was playing sports andswimming and doing all the other
things in high school, so thatkind of took precedent over
being a druggie there.
(14:56):
It was recreational after awhile, so it was just like you
didn't even have to have a card,you could just walk in and grab
whatever you wanted um, so itjust kind of kept growing and
growing and then um.
This is probably the firsttolerance break that I've taken
um my whole life.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Yeah um, I've noticed it's a trend now because after
the pandemic, we just were doingit all day, drinking, smoking,
and then I don't know what itwas about 2024, 2025 that people
are now taking tolerance breaks, and that's both like alcohol,
weed, even like medications,because you know, you build up
(15:30):
such a tolerance with anything.
Even me, I've been like threeweeks, four weeks off of
caffeine and it's weird, yeah,like I don't really feel like
myself.
You're going full sober.
Yeah Like double down sober no.
Speaker 3 (15:44):
I was telling him we should do that with sugar.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Yeah, no shit, she is trying to get me out.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
I would like to do that with sugar.
I will do it with you.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
That's a great idea.
What about full?
Speaker 4 (15:53):
30?
Y'all said that, but I was realquick to be like, ah, no.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
He said that about the tolerance break three months
ago too, just so you know healready did 30 days.
He did the 30 days.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
Yeah, I'm sure, kelly , you're eager to get to the
questions.
Oh, the fun questions, We'll dosome fun questions Now that
everybody has gotten to knoweach other.
Speaker 2 (16:15):
You're lubed up, we're ready to go.
We just have some like randomquestions that our viewers sent
in.
Okay, what's a drunk text thatyou still regret, and who was it
too?
Speaker 4 (16:31):
do you want to take this first, um, I'm not gonna
say who for purposes of you knowum, but I will say um.
So somebody that I see on aregular basis around pittsburgh,
um, through stonewall sports,if you know what that is yeah um
at kickball, dodgeball, all thethings um a regular face.
(16:53):
We've always done like you know,the flirtatious eyes and hey,
how are you all?
A little like small kitty cattalk, but it never really goes
anywhere.
And it was actually justrecently.
But there was a night that Iwas a little intoxicated and I
got it upon myself to messagethis person through one of the
apps and which was grind.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Do you have the text?
Speaker 4 (17:20):
I do.
I'm just going to tell you whatit said.
But I said when are you goingto give me a chance to smash my
face between them cheeks?
And again, this is somebodythat I see every Sunday.
I will see them again thisSunday when I go to dodgeball.
Oh, my god, they did notrespond.
They read it.
They did not respond Sunday.
I will see them again thisSunday when.
I go to dodgeball.
They didn't respond.
They did not respond.
They read it.
(17:40):
They did not respond.
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Bless your heart.
Speaker 4 (17:43):
But again, I know that it's good, or his cheeks.
Speaker 1 (17:48):
He does have pretty cheeks.
I will say that.
Speaker 4 (17:50):
Oh.
Like smash face plant.
I would love to smash my facebetween lip cheeks.
Do you know what's sad about myI think drunk text?
Speaker 3 (17:57):
Because I think I Smash face plant.
I would love to smash my facebetween lip cheeks.
Do you know what's sad about myI think drunk text?
Because I think I drunk textlike Josh Orange for you and I
think I was like when are yougoing to let Michael get in
between them cheeks?
So my drunk text is not evenfor me, it's actually more along
the line for you too, Because Ithink I text him exactly that.
Well, thank you, You're welcome.
Speaker 4 (18:15):
This is why it's my platonic soulmate she's a good
fucking wifey, soulmate, mother,mother, that's right.
Speaker 2 (18:24):
Are you going to get my boy or not?
Okay, you guys, if somebodyleaked your search history, what
would you die if they saw?
Speaker 3 (18:32):
For mine, the amount of gay porn that I watch, oh
yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
That sounds very familiar, you too.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Sometimes I mean, and we watch together, if he sees
one that he likes, he'll send itto me.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
I'm like watching and fully getting off.
I need you to know I love youyeah we're not.
Speaker 4 (18:54):
It's not just for us.
Speaker 3 (18:57):
Yeah, no, we're watching and we're fully getting
off.
Speaker 1 (18:59):
Oh, I love it.
I love it.
What makes you think that?
I guess because it's two menand you consider yourself more
fluid.
Speaker 3 (19:07):
Yes, I'm very fluid and sexual wise, like I don't
want to limit myself and I loveall pleasure and it's like two
guys is different versus twogirls being different, because
sometimes I want two guys.
I want to see that masculinity.
I'm gonna hit both men moan,yeah, especially if the guy's
leg is up like this and the dickis going.
It's quick for me, yes, butsometimes I want to watch two
(19:28):
girls and it's soft and they'relike doing like kind, of like
that and then that's such a gooddescription.
Yes, because sometimes you wantto switch it up and, um, I've
watched two guys and a girl, twogirls and a guy, so, but the
amount of gay porn in my searchhistory is probably.
Speaker 4 (19:44):
It's probably why google thinks I'm a gay man too
hers isn't as bad as mine, Ifeel, um, uh, okay.
So backstory we watchedthousand pound sisters, what.
I don't know if you've seenthat story or that.
Speaker 2 (20:00):
That series is that like the?
Yeah, it's the two sisters thatare like overweight.
Speaker 4 (20:04):
Yeah, the one's like 500 and the one's like 700, um,
damn.
So the quick backstory was um,they made a reference on there
the one 700 pound one hadsomebody drive like three, four
hours to meet her and she'stalking about how they had made
love and it was the mostbeautiful night of her life and
all those things, and I'm likeI'm on grinder and nobody will
even come like a mile, and likeshe has somebody driving four
(20:24):
hours for her.
So, um, she referred to herselfas um ssbbw.
So of course I had to go downthe rabbit hole of what does
this mean?
Is there others?
Um, but it's supersized, big,beautiful women.
Okay, um, and yes, there is awhole category on Pornhub, uh,
(20:48):
and these are women who are five, 600 pounds plus and love their
size.
And I went down a very bigrabbit hole.
Um, I don't know, I don't knowif it's curiosity, but like I
find it fascinating that this is, I I don't know the folds and
(21:09):
some of the most beautiful men,I'm telling you, some of the
most beautiful tiny men that areno bigger than us, are
infatuated with.
Maybe I'm one of them actually,yeah maybe low-key but when I
tell you that I watched everysingle video on this channel?
I have watched every singlevideo on this, oh, shit yeah
(21:29):
that is so interesting.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Well, I think when you just like, you don't find
that like if, if you're readingit, you're like, oh, whatever,
that's not a big.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
But then when you see it visually and it strikes your
interest, yeah, because he'slike well how well I'm like,
first of all, like you have allthis extra weight and body fat
and all these things and likeyou know you're moving yourself
and like how, how are you doingall these things and positions?
Thank you, yeah, thank you, andthat's what I was fascinated
and like again, like there'smany videos you can watch and
like twerking, all the differentsex positions, everything and
(22:00):
you're just like, damn likethat's nuts props to you,
because your leg is three timesthe size of my body itself.
Oh my god.
I didn't even know I was verycurious how do you even find the
parts?
What are you doing?
How?
Speaker 3 (22:14):
is this happening Is?
Speaker 4 (22:14):
there a feeling.
Do you know what the feeling is?
And then again these men.
It's a tiny little stick, mansmashed in a puddle, basically,
and it's just like.
Speaker 3 (22:24):
My favorite is the double stomach reveal.
Speaker 4 (22:27):
Yes.
Speaker 3 (22:27):
So when they lift up their stomach, and it's two more
on the left oh.
Speaker 4 (22:38):
Yeah, I their stomach , and it's two more.
Oh yeah, yeah, I call that thedouble.
Oh yeah, she was like liftingone stomach.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
She was like lifting one stomach and then like moving
the other to then find her fupaand like, yeah, it was a whole
thing, it's a whole category andI'm telling you, the most
beautiful men come out and theyI have watched hours and it's, I
probably, actually somethingyou thought existed I probably
actually watch more ssb bw pornnow than I do actual like gay
porn.
Speaker 4 (22:56):
that would, I don't know.
It's the curiosity, yeah.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
What's your worst hookup story?
Do you want to go first on this?
Speaker 3 (23:04):
one, I'll go.
Speaker 1 (23:07):
I'll go for this I know you guys are really prude,
no, so when I lived in New York,City.
Speaker 3 (23:13):
It was this bouncer who worked at the club.
His name was divine and Ithought he was so beautiful and
I've never been like a shy girl.
And, um, I saw him in the club,I was just like stalking him,
stalking, stalking.
Finally gave him my number, heinvited me out, we went out, we
went to his house and I'm justlike, oh no, not yet, not yet.
And then, um, the second timewe went out, same thing and I
(23:36):
knew I wanted it, but I wasgonna make him work for it.
Not yet, not yet, not yet.
Then I went with my girlfriendsand I was like, you know, today
is going to be the day, todayis going to be the day.
I did my cutesy little, howeverlong I thought he was supposed
to wait, and I get to his house,it was time for sexy time and I
started to give him head and Ithrew up on his dick Full.
Speaker 2 (23:57):
It gagged you, and I don't even have a bad gag reflex
.
Speaker 1 (24:00):
I'm really upset now that I think about it, but yeah,
I was out drinking with myfriends and full.
I'm not even like a little fulland you could.
Speaker 3 (24:07):
I'm talking about full, full oh fuck full and room
smelled everything.
Just showered and went home howdid he?
React.
He reacted disgusted, as heshowed up wow, I know, it's like
not.
Speaker 1 (24:23):
It's one thing.
Speaker 3 (24:23):
If you're stupid on the floor, it's like right here
it's right, it was right, therebed lap all oh fuck, after I was
playing cute for like the lasthow many weeks like you gotta
wait for this?
Speaker 2 (24:39):
He gotta go, wait for some throw-ups, oh my god,
needless to say I had never sawhim again.
Speaker 1 (24:47):
Oh yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:47):
Too bad.
Speaker 2 (24:48):
That wasn't his fetish or something.
Speaker 1 (24:50):
I know, oh well, I didn't think about that.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
Would I have stayed if it was?
You probably would be.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
I don't know.
I feel like you'd be grossedout.
You're like this isn't evencute.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
I was more embarrassed because, once again,
I was spending the whole timelike catch me if you can Catch
me if you can.
She gives me like actress vibes, little animated faces that was
like one of my worst stories.
Rosary ring around the Rosary.
Speaker 1 (25:27):
I know Rosary's been a couple guys, maybe three,
maybe one girl, maybe one girlthree guys.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
It's been a very long time.
Um no, I think the worst wouldhave been um.
There was a really cutevietnamese boy that I met when I
first moved to la.
Did I meet him?
Speaker 1 (25:43):
no, I've tried to avoid him since, because I did
meet the one guy still avoidinghim oh okay, we're not gonna
talk about that guy.
Oh no, the one that his familywants you to be his husband.
Speaker 4 (25:57):
Oh no.
We'll talk about that later,later, off camera.
The only one I can think about,though, is this boy.
I was still fresh to LA, I wasfresh to being gay, um, and
actually being out, and um.
This boy took me back to hisapartment, and his apartment was
white on white, on white onwhite um, white sheets, white
(26:21):
towels, white carpetingeverything you can imagine white
, white, white, um, weird, yeah.
Now imagine, um, being freshlygay.
I didn't know the whole processof like how to prepare 100,
yeah, um, and he had a very bigdick and um, vietnamese boy had
a big dick.
Yes, I know how to find him.
(26:42):
Okay, yeah, so, um, you know,on his white bed um, go to, um,
get on top of him and ride him.
And it just opened up the gatesof hell.
That's what we're calling it.
Speaker 1 (27:02):
We're getting an education Gates of hell, oh shit
.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
No pun intended.
I was never so embarrassed inmy life.
Speaker 1 (27:16):
So, needless to say, there might have been brown
involved.
Speaker 2 (27:18):
Now, how did he react ?
Speaker 1 (27:19):
All over white.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
Oh, fuck, all over white.
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Now, was it like brown, like solid, or was it
like oh my God, Absolutely not.
Oh, fuck Rossi, what did youeat?
Speaker 4 (27:31):
It was absolutely not solid.
Speaker 1 (27:33):
You know what you didn't know.
He thought you knew.
You didn't know how to prepare.
Speaker 4 (27:37):
I mean I'm grateful for him because he tried to play
it off in the best way possibleand was just like you're okay,
it's okay.
Speaker 1 (27:44):
Oh yeah, the smell right.
Speaker 4 (27:47):
And I am pretty sure that he threw pretty much his
entire bed set away.
Speaker 3 (27:53):
He's just crying over there.
He was very cute.
Speaker 4 (27:58):
He's like just go in the shower and clean yourself up
.
And the whole time I hear himin the background.
He's trying not to throw up.
He's like, oh god, yeah.
Speaker 1 (28:07):
Some people that is there.
I don't think that's me, but Iknow people that can't smell
certain things.
You're like that.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
No, I'm not, I'm fine , you're fine with shit, it was
embarrassing.
Speaker 4 (28:16):
I tried to avoid him and there was only one other
time that I ran into him in likethe eight and a half years of
being in LA.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
We saw each other again out on Santa Monica
Boulevard in WeHo and he likegave me a little nonchalant like
hey, like hey, how are youdoing?
That was it, and I was still.
I'm like, don't look at medon't.
Speaker 4 (28:36):
Don't judge me, I just knew we all have a first
time?
Speaker 2 (28:38):
yeah, he's probably been there before yeah, now what
is your most embarrassing likepost-party aftermath story?
Speaker 1 (28:46):
is that this past saturday?
No, no, that was a quiet night.
Speaker 4 (28:51):
I just got taken home from a party.
I mean that's not, no, no, noyou got taken home from an orgy.
Speaker 2 (28:57):
Yes, okay well, I'm just not sure if it all happens
like at the orgy or if sometimesyou go home well, supposedly I
was gonna say she calls megreedy, so maybe that was the
thing.
Speaker 4 (29:07):
But you know like, I feel like at the orgy.
It's like take your pick andyou can choose and try
everything out, and it's like,you know, like test driving,
yeah, and then it's like coolthis was the one that I like the
most that's a good way todescribe it like test driving a
car.
Speaker 1 (29:20):
Yeah, you want to like kind of and even like
shopping for a home.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Yeah, just you know a hole just a hole, shopping for
holes we all want pleasure, solike let me see what's the most
pleasurable, and then I'll takethat home he's so coy about it.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
Yes, he is.
Speaker 3 (29:35):
When he texted me like see you in the morning, I
won't be back home, see you inthe morning.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
I was like all right, I have an orgy to someone,
michael yeah, even the guy saidhe was like, send a picture of
both of us together so she knowswho to come after because, um,
you did come home with somebodyfrom an orgy.
Speaker 3 (29:51):
Oh no, I was already out.
I text him like I'm out toobitch.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
We are so fucking boring we need to go hang out
with these guys.
Speaker 3 (30:00):
I was still at Hot Mess.
Speaker 1 (30:05):
But I feel like I'm in New.
Speaker 4 (30:07):
York City, but it's Pittsburgh, we will bring the
vibes.
Oh yeah, it doesn't matterwhere we're at.
Speaker 1 (30:10):
We will bring the big city to the small town.
There you go, yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:15):
Do you have any Keisha, any walks of shame or
anything like that after a party?
Speaker 3 (30:21):
No, not that I could think of no.
Speaker 2 (30:23):
Okay, this one will be good.
What's the craziest thingyou've ever done out of jealousy
or spite?
I'll go, oh go, all jealousy orspite, I'll go.
Speaker 1 (30:34):
Oh go, all right, I like how you just knew, ding,
ding ding it's not a great story.
Speaker 3 (30:38):
It's not my finest um hour.
Um I was dating all right.
Where do I even fucking start?
I was dating this guy namedblank and um me and his
girlfriend had like a two weeklong threesome oh yeah like she
was from maryland and he, wewere like kind of messing around
(31:00):
, and I guess they were kind ofmessing around and we're just
like fuck it, we're all justmessing around and we did it for
like two weeks, right.
But then after that I wasn'tthe girl that he chose, right,
and he was seeing herpermanently.
And a year rolls around laterand she gets pregnant, she has a
baby and the baby doesn't looklike him.
(31:22):
So I decide to sign him up forMaury.
Oh, hell, yeah.
So they were calling him for apaternity test.
Speaker 2 (31:39):
And that was just pure spite, because we spent two
weeks together and I was theone who was not the girlfriend
at the end, and that's myjealousy and spite story.
I love that one.
Speaker 3 (31:46):
I think that's a pretty fine moment, if you ask
me my defense.
The baby looked nothing likehim.
Speaker 2 (31:50):
I was just trying to help out.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
yeah, I was just trying to help out, yeah.
So, guys, thank you so much foropening up, sharing us your
little stories, being honest andvulnerable with us.
We want to come back withKeisha and Rozzy ASAP.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
Yeah, this was great.
I know, this was just touching,we're scratching the surface.
Speaker 3 (32:13):
Oh, there's a lot more messy.
We were holding back on thegood stories.
Speaker 1 (32:18):
Oh my God, we need at least two hours.
Speaker 2 (32:20):
We might need a part two then.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
Yes, keisha, our astrology star sister and my
college sweetheart, bring inyour cosmic energy guys, your
wisdom and all the laughs tothis show.
Your star power is undeniable.
We are so grateful to have youon.
Mocktails are Messy.
Love you guys.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Keisha and.
Speaker 1 (32:43):
Rozzy.
Thank you so much, cheers.
This is Ryan Frankofsky, and.
Speaker 2 (32:49):
Kelly Musgorski.
Speaker 1 (32:50):
Thank you guys.
We love you and I hope to seeyou ASAP out and about.
Speaker 2 (32:55):
Yes, all right.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
Signing off.
Signing off We'll see you atSummit in Mount Washington with
Keisha and.
Rozzy, let's take it to theSummit and get that popcorn.
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