February 12, 2025 • 23 mins
What's the secret to staying positive and productive while juggling life's adventures? Join us for a rollicking ride through our latest escapades! Ryan kicks things off with tales of his sunny Tulum trip and Kelly's hilarious spray tan mishap aimed at banishing the winter blues. We get giddy over Too Turnt Tony's bold personality and his Two Turnt Tea, and Kelly's nostalgic over his college days with twisted tea. Ryan's sipping on a passion fruit and lime spritz from AF Cocktails as we chat about mindful drinking and share our thoughts on flavors and staying upbeat in the new year.
As Valentine's Day looms, we're exploring the tangled web of friendship, romance, and relationships. Kelly's balancing mom duties with fun nights out, complete with a laughable public urination fine story with Ryan. There's chatter about my husband’s mysterious Valentine’s gift and my best friend's romantic long-distance fling, navigated amid the sober lifestyle challenges. Finally, we share a moving story of love and resilience amidst an emergency surgery, leading to an engagement that reminds us of life's unpredictable beauty. Let's toast to gratitude and the love that surrounds us, as this episode wraps up with heartfelt discussions and a reminder of life's surprising twists.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Hi there, welcome to Mocktails are Messy.
This is Kelly Mazgorski andRyan Frankofsky.
We're so excited to be heretoday.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yes, we are.
Let's go, Kelly.
It's been a minute.
We've been like busy You'vebeen busy.
You just got back from Tulum Iknow, I know, I wish I was as
tan as you, damn girl.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I know I used some spray tan.
Today I've been feeling, youknow the seasonal depression and
I'm like, okay, let me justfake a tan, maybe it'll help yes
, I know, I know, I think itlooks good.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
You were a little scared in the mirror before.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I think it looks fucking natural I, I think it
turned out a little bit orange,but look at you, come on, it
looks legit it's all right.
Yeah, you, you guys, let usknow, is it legit looking, or do
I look fake?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
yes, please list in the comments on youtube.
Does kelly's natural spray tanlook good or does it look orange
like schnookers, aka schnookie?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Are we dating?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
ourselves saying Snooki yeah probably.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Okay, so how was Tulum I want?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
to hear about it.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Oh shit Actually hold that thought, let's get our
drinks.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I'm so excited.
Oh yes, you got to go with themocktails.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
So we have a crush on Two-Turn.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Tony, two-turn Tony.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
What's good?
Tee-tee, Okay so.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I got the tea, two-turn tea.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I never would have bought this, but you know he's
hot so I want to support him andhis business.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
You want to support a hot man.
Is that what you want to do?
Yes, so I'm going to try it.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I'm going to try it.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Crack it for the mic.
Baby.
I used to drink like twistedtea in college, but I haven't
that was like what 10 years ago.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
So I'm gonna see if I like.
No, that was not 15 years agowe graduated in 2014 stop it,
yeah oh, no, no, no, there's 11.
Okay, yeah, yeah, sorry okay,I'm going to try it yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yeah, I give it a 8 out of 10.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Oh, two-turn Tony, two-turn T.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Let's turn up, yes, and then I like the duck that
you got to represent, tony.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yes, because he has a pet duck, isn't that weird?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
So I wore a shirt with a duck on it.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah, what is it about to turn Tony?
He's just like something abouthim.
He's a bad boy.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
And I like his aesthetic, I like how he's
batshit crazy yeah he is alittle crazy, he's just off the
cuff breaking that fourth wall.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I know.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
But you know he's in Florida.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah, he does have an OnlyFans.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Does he Stop?
I'm not kidding you oh my God,do you think my husband would be
mad if I subscribed to it?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I don't know.
I mean, it depends on how muchthe subscription is.
Oh shit, I'm going to have tolook this up, guys.
Okay, so we got our messy.
First we decided to switch itfor y'all.
We're doing a little spinoff,but I am going to go with my
mocktailer.
I am still a year and a monthstrong.
Let's go for AF Cocktails.
(03:18):
I think it was an advertisementthat Khloe Kardashian did.
I know it's kind of like youknow, I keep referencing the
Kardashians, like I'm just goingto admit that they they're my
guilty pleasure.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
They know how to stay in the spotlight, so I was
going to say I don't thinkyou've tried this one.
This looks like a new one.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
No, this is really hitting like the mocktail
non-alcohol, zero booze likewhat's special?
About it, is it?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
like a seltzer water or is there like botanicals?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
so this is a non-alcoholic cocktail passion
fruit and lime vodka spritz.
It's with afterglow free afdrinks company 10 calories per
serving.
And this is what I love Zerosugar.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Okay, let's go.
I want to hear what you think.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Okay, yeah, I got to open up the box, but yeah, I'm
glad that we started off theyear productive.
You were going to do dryJanuary, but then I think you
just kind of said you know what,let's do mindful Wait wet
January, or no, is it?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Misty, damn Misty, is it, damn Misty?
You call me Misty.
I'm a little Misty.
Yes, she is a little misted,not super wet as a drinker, but
okay.
Yeah, what do you think?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Oh, I got wet from that.
That was a little weird.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I love the packaging that's pretty.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
It's really good.
It's just so light, refreshing.
It feels like a cocktail,totally AF cocktails.
I give it a nine and a half outof ten.
This is my thing.
I think some people might be alittle bored with it because it
is zero sugar, but I'm happy.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Okay, I think it's cute.
It looks cute in your hand.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
They do have other.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Can I smell it?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Do you mind if?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I just smell it.
You want to just try it?
No, it smells good.
Yeah, yeah, I like it.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
It's got like a little passion fruit and lime.
See, that's my favorite.
That's why I'm giving it a nine, nine and a half.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I would give it a 10 outychee.
Oh yeah, you like a little bitmore flavorful palate.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah, and maybe like a little sweet with some, like
you know, citrus.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah well, especially if I'm doing alcohol with it,
it kind of covers up that nastyalcohol flavor yes, but like I
do enjoy a seltzer with like ahint of flavor.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah, no, I think that this is a good call.
They do have a gin and tonicone.
They have an Aperol Spritz oneso shout out to AF Cocktails.
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Let's get them, let's go.
Okay, so tell me about Tulum.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Mexico.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
You went for work.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Yes, I did a design job.
We were doing these model homeswithin this new development.
I can't talk too much about itbecause they told us to, you
know, kind of keep it on thewrap before they launch in March
.
But it was super exciting to be, you know, international.
You know I did.
What are you looking at?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I'm just looking at this book.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
She easily gets distracted.
I mean, I'm either boring youor you just like to get a little
.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Oh yeah, Sorry about that.
Oh disgusting that wasmcdonald's before oh yeah, we're
a little lethargic right nowbecause we were.
This is what happened.
We met up to do someadministrative work yes and then
we ended up getting hungry wedidn't want to just push through
.
So we went.
Mcdonald's was the only thingon our way to the studio yeah,
(06:49):
unfortunately there's not apanera or a.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
What healthy joint there's nothing so.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Panera or a healthy joint?
There's nothing.
So anyways, we're verylethargic right now.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Well, you're going to be too termed, because I think
that that can is saying it's 5%.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Is it tasty?
Is 5% good?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I mean that's like four and a half is the white
clause.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Okay, so they just like they got away with a little
more.
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yeah, sorry, okay, so they just like they got away
with a little more.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yeah, okay, yeah, sorry, no, go ahead Finish.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Tulum, mexico, was beautiful.
It really was Apparently likethere's like this Did you see
the gym there?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Is there like an?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
outdoor gym.
Yes, there's the jungle gym.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
It's my dream to work out there.
I know.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Did you work?
Didn't get a chance to.
I was gonna run there, oh mygosh, from the, from the villa
that we were staying in, andit's just like is it really big,
like space, like it wasn'treally close by or what it's
really just on like the mainstrip?
And when I first went to tulumback in 2020, it was like still
kind of becoming really a hotplace now you're right on the
ocean right, so we were out inlike more of the jungle if you
will.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah, because I saw you.
There was pictures of you inlike a pool.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yes, yes, it was on like this third story of this
beautiful villa.
I mean, it was just stunning tobe like in the jungle, all
these beautiful natural light, Imean like it only rained once.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
But when a jungle vacation sounds nice, yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I think you definitely would appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I didn't see any monkeys, or maybe there's not
monkeys down there.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
So there are like all sorts of wildlife, but I didn't
get to run into any of it.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I just wonder what's out there, Like do you have?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
to worry about jaguars and like panthers and
crazy stuff.
So they will stay away fromwhen there are busier, you know,
more populated areas.
But in in a lot of like youknow stories that I heard,
people will go out there in thejungle, you know, exploring, and
they'll see them.
They just have to go with theirprotection you know, whether
(08:48):
it's like I guess, like somekind of like taser gun just to
like.
I can't even like believe, likerunning.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I don't know, like, if the spray scares like a big
cat or not.
Yeah, I hear they really likethey stalk you.
I know, I've heard that too,and I hear they make really
weird creepy sounding likescreaming, like no, that's foxes
that do the screaming.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Oh, they do, they also make another noise.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
They make some type of noise.
It sounds like a chirp oh, okay, and like you, might think it's
a bird, but it could be itcould be like a big cat hissing
noise.
Yeah, I don't know why theymake that noise.
But yeah, that's scary youcould, you could miss them like
and they could just sneak upfrom behind.
They're so sneak, haven't youever seen like?
(09:35):
And they could just sneak upfrom behind.
They're so sneaky.
Haven't you ever seen like acat yeah, just like a house cat
how sneaky those little shitscan be?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
I know, I mean, I do think about that.
Like I'm like kind of freakingout right now, thinking if I was
like sleeping outside in thejungle, yeah yeah, that would be
like a little bit more of astory for the the pod, but I
didn't run into any wildlife.
I think it's because it's likesuper populated and but they do
try to preserve all of it, likewith really just like beautiful
(10:04):
aesthetic, like not a lot ofdevelopment, like not too many
high, like there are no highrises.
So when you leave, like cancun,it's south, so what?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
most things are like two or three, four stories.
Yes, it doesn't really gethigher than that, it's not
higher than maybe four stories.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Okay, I like that I know it's beautiful.
I think you and Ryan definitelyneed to take a trip down there.
He flies down there.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
He's going to be going down there for the first
time this month, so he said he'sgoing to scope it out and see
if it's we've been trying tofigure out where we want to go
to, like, get away from the kidsfor the first time Just do like
a parent's vacation and we'retrying to figure out where to go
, so if anyone has anysuggestions, I want to go
(10:49):
somewhere safe, maybe not Tulum.
Is Tulum not real safe rightnow?
no, it's super safe I thoughtyou had like a scary experience
where you were like pulled over.
Oh yeah, you said you weregonna tell me about it.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Oh, for sure.
Yeah, there was a girl that wasin the back seat that we were
traveling with, and she is aspitfire.
You would love her tinyamerican or.
American.
She was in the back seat, shewas sitting on one of the guys'
laps because the car that wewere driving only fit five, and
so then we were total at six inthe car.
(11:22):
The cop pulled us over.
He threatened to tow the car.
Luckily somebody that was inthe car spoke Spanish from
Mexico that we were with andtried to get out of it.
But a lot of times it's likeyou really just have to pay off
the cop like money.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Wait, so did you guys give the cop money?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
I think it was like around $500.
Oh my gosh, and I'm not talkingabout pesos yeah, it was like
$500 just to like get out of it,because otherwise it was like
they were going to have to towthe car and then like we were
going to have to get a truck tolike get like a cab.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
So instead of like having like a court date or like
, a fine, you just pay them onthe spot.
Yeah, Now do you think the copspocket this money or do you
think it goes to the station?
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I just feel like it might be a combination.
Yeah, I think it's like one ofthose things that, like they're
probably out on the prowl, theyknow that it's a busy season,
you know the winter months,everybody's traveling down there
and it feels like it justdoesn't feel like they were
really gonna be.
But in the same respect, like Iget it, we were in the wrong.
We had an extra person in thecar, windows down.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Sometimes, when you're on vacation or in another
country, it feels like therules don't apply.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Yeah, they don't exist.
And, like you, just do stuff.
Whatever the fuck you want, Imean.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
I don't know if I would do that like here in.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
America.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Because I, like I, know that that's not legal.
Exactly but in Mexico, I'd belike ah, it's probably fine.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Oh yeah, you're partying, you're having fun,
it's warm weather, everybody'sexcited that they're out of the
cold, they're just like so, like, just whatever.
And then you fucking get like areminder because two people
that we went out with after NewYear's had to use the restroom.
I and me and you know somethingabout this, about public
(13:14):
urinations.
We sure do, yeah, and so welearned the hard way years ago.
But I think it was a blessingin disguise, because now, moving
forward in my 30s, I wouldnever leak, take a freak Like.
I would never take a leak inpublic.
I would never like.
You know, go, it's just, I'drather pee my pants at this
(13:35):
point right, totally the mom.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Now, like I know I have kids of my own, but like if
I'm out with a group of friends, like yeah, if we're partying
or something, I am the mom oh,I'm sure I'm like I know, hey,
I've been there.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
I've done that.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
It doesn't work out well, don't do that, honey.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
No, I mean, and I think that the thing that's
really crazy was he actually twoof the guys that we were with
got public urinations?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
and it was $1,000 each.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Oh my God, so $2,000.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Well, that's just nuts.
Okay, listen.
So Valentine's Day it's aroundthe corner.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Yeah, right it is.
And.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
I am, People do not annihilate my husband.
But I don't know, the last fiveyears he didn't really get me
much for Valentine's Day, Maybelike a bouquet of flowers, and
that's just not acceptable.
So I told him.
I said listen.
I better be getting a littlemore this year.
And I'm like I don't want tohave to remind you, yeah yeah,
(14:35):
yeah, no, no, no no.
So he said that he got mesomething this year.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
What did?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
he get you, he won't tell me.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I know it's not 14th yet, so you got some time he
said it was expensive.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
I'm like it.
Better not be cheap, You'rejust throwing it at him.
I will keep you guys updated.
It better be something good, Iknow Well you've been a good
wife this past year.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
You know you moved, you picked up and you moved to
another city.
You're taking care of his kidsVery good care.
You're a protective mama bear.
Exactly, and you know, I thinkyou also like make go above and
beyond to you know.
Make sure that he's doing welland safe and has his meal packed
for whenever he takes off towork hey, I do a good job.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Now, what are your plans?
Are you?
We haven't talked about thislike, do you?
Are you talking to anybody?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
well, you know, I was like trying to not talk about
this to you, because once I openit up to my bestie, I start to
like it becomes a real thing itstarts to have you been hiding
something from me yeah what?
Oh my gosh you're talking tosomebody I don't well, you know
(15:47):
what I mean.
Like I don't know what you wantto call it like.
Is that what you call it?
Talking to somebody?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
okay, wait.
Are you fucking somebody?
Is that what you mean?
Speaker 2 (15:59):
No.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
You're talking to somebody?
Yeah, are you officially datingsomebody?
Speaker 2 (16:04):
No, I mean, let's be real here.
There's no way, not yet.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Will you be spending time with them on Valentine's
Day?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Well, that's funny you bring that up.
It was brought to my attentiontoday that they were going to
try to make some plans and comeinto town.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Wait, they're not in town.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
You might give me too much information.
You're going to find themonline or you're going to find
them in my phone?
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Okay, so they are not in town.
You're doing a long distance.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Listen, that's probably okay.
So maybe that's why I've beenlike reflecting on it and saying
I don't want to bring this.
I'd love for you to come onlike double dates and stuff we
(17:02):
love doing double dates right.
Yes.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
And you are always third wheeling it.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Or fifth wheeling it, or fifth wheeling it sometimes.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
And like I love it, but it's like I want it to be
fun if you brought somebody.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
I know Because like you never do.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
It makes you more comfortable too, because then
you could be like macking onyour husband, right?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
we don't have to worry about leaving you out,
right?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
yes, yes, and then it's like you did say you wanted
to be two years single andyou've been single now for about
a year, a little over a year,yeah, like december 20 so you
need another.
So I'm actually shocked I'm Iknow so they're coming here.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
I mean, I just had this little inclination that
maybe that's a good call, but Idon't want to make it a thing.
I'm not like trying to makethis like serious if it's not in
the same city and like also,like you know, there is some
magic.
Let's just say that, okay,there's some magical sparks.
You know how do you know thisperson.
(18:02):
Anytime that I've been workingor traveling, they have made an
effort or we've coordinated, oryou know me like if I have a job
, I'm willing to like stay anextra two days like, or maybe I
have just been like able to kindof make the time for them and
(18:25):
they've made the time for me.
So like it feels kind of likethe bachelor or bachelorette
like when you go away and you'relike oh, this fantasy of like
there's romance and like there'shand-holding and there's
amazing kissing, but then, likeyou're in another city, you're
not living the day-to-day withthis person, so it's kind of
(18:47):
just like.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Now are they sober as well.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
They're trying to be more mindful.
I think they look at me as likehey, I'm a good example.
They look at me as like I wantto be more like you, but I never
want to tell somebody they haveto do something because I'm
doing it.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
What is your preference for a partner?
Speaker 2 (19:07):
I do think it's probably hard to date somebody
that's sober like what about foryou, though?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
I?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
don't know, like so for me, like I don't know if I'd
want to have somebody that'sexactly like me, but I do think
it's important for them to notbe like what I had been with in
the past.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
I mean Right, Like it can't be happening all the time
.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Every day.
It can't be, benji, that getsold.
Yeah, that gets old pretty fast, and then I am a person like I.
When I was in theserelationships, I was behaving
the way that they were and I wasloving it, because that's just
like a fucking like.
It's just a messy cycle thatyou get in.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Okay, this isn't healthy like no, what is?
This relationship, even foundedon all about just having drinks
together or is there more to it, Like why do we need to do this
all the time?
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Yeah, and I think this is the first time I've ever
like really soberly dated orsoberly like it is.
Yeah, in like a thing.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
I can testify for that.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
This is definitely your first time I was, I sent
you a meme yesterday and it waslike those two girls.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
No, the one that's like your face when you've made
me a drink and it's 2% juice and98% liquor.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
I was so bad.
That was so you in college.
I know, I know what the fuck.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
You made the strongest drinks.
It was crazy.
Anyways, do we want to?
Just so we have like three textmessages that we got.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Do you want me to read them?
I want you to read them.
Okay, so these, we got themfrom the sign that we have in
Bloomfield, the kiosk that saysMocktails are messy.
Text us your messy stories.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Do you know the number off the top of your head?
Speaker 2 (20:50):
It is 424-666-7794.
Text us your messy stories.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
We've gotten a couple right now.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Yeah, so we, we have a really long one.
We don't have time for that onetoday, yeah, but we are going
to do that.
Um, and some.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
The next time it's just ryan and I, it is um, yeah,
I'm ready.
So here is the three that wegot that I thought were really
good.
They're short, okay.
So one time at college, at acollege interview when I was 17
years old, I shit my pantsmid-sentence and continued with
the interview.
He asked if we should take abreak.
I declined and he liberallyapplied air freshener within the
(21:29):
office space.
I then proceeded to completethe interview for the next 20
minutes, even though the odorsituation rapidly worsened
within time.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Oh, fuck, that is messy.
I forgot that there were likecollege interviews.
I never did any of those, didyou no?
Speaker 1 (21:48):
okay, I did it.
Yeah, maybe that was like aprestigious oh wait, college
fair interviews for jobsinterview.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
They were 17 yeah, I think that's like a new thing,
maybe maybe trying to get in theiv League.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
So that's pretty good .
That's a good one.
Okay, here's a messy story.
Last Christmas, I went to myhusband's family's home.
My brother-in-law asked me fora virgin cocktail he's 12 years
sober but I gave him anon-virgin one instead.
Needless to say, christmas cameearly for me that year.
(22:20):
I always hated his family so Iguess they got a divorce uh she
got really messy.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
She was a bit vindictive, I think she
intentionally got him drunk yeah, that's that's.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
That's funny if you don't like, if she didn't like
him, but it's not funny becauselike yeah, you don't want
somebody to relapse if they'retrying to be sober.
I'm, I'm, I'm like on the fenceabout that one.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
I don't know.
I mean, it's funny.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
It's funny, but I wouldn't.
I wouldn't do that to someone,Okay.
Last one One time I was meeting, admit it was broken and
hobbled to sushi.
The next morning Two days laterI was in an emergency surgery
as my toes weren't receiving anyblood flow.
(23:10):
Her and I are now engaged andher family supports our
relationship surprisingly.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
That's cute, oh my god, I don't know if I would be
able to do that.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
I know.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Broken in like I'm going to have to go fucking
straight to the ER.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
I know Well, that's all the time we have for today,
folks.
It was nice chatting with you,Ryan.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Yes, thank you for opening me up.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Thank you for listening to.
Mocktails Are Messy.
This is Kelly Musgorski andRyan Frankowski.
Toodles.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Toodles, ciao, ciao.
Hi there, welcome to Mocktails are Messy.
This is Kelly Mazgorski andRyan Frankofsky.
We're so excited to be heretoday.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Yes, we are.
Let's go, Kelly.
It's been a minute.
We've been like busy You'vebeen busy.
You just got back from Tulum Iknow, I know, I wish I was as
tan as you, damn girl.
Speaker 1 (00:23):
I know I used some spray tan.
Today I've been feeling, youknow the seasonal depression and
I'm like, okay, let me justfake a tan, maybe it'll help yes
, I know, I know, I think itlooks good.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
You were a little scared in the mirror before.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
I think it looks fucking natural I, I think it
turned out a little bit orange,but look at you, come on, it
looks legit it's all right.
Yeah, you, you guys, let usknow, is it legit looking, or do
I look fake?
Speaker 2 (00:51):
yes, please list in the comments on youtube.
Does kelly's natural spray tanlook good or does it look orange
like schnookers, aka schnookie?
Speaker 1 (01:03):
Are we dating?
Speaker 2 (01:03):
ourselves saying Snooki yeah probably.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Okay, so how was Tulum I want?
Speaker 2 (01:08):
to hear about it.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Oh shit Actually hold that thought, let's get our
drinks.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
I'm so excited.
Oh yes, you got to go with themocktails.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
So we have a crush on Two-Turn.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
Tony, two-turn Tony.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
What's good?
Tee-tee, Okay so.
Speaker 2 (01:26):
I got the tea, two-turn tea.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
I never would have bought this, but you know he's
hot so I want to support him andhis business.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
You want to support a hot man.
Is that what you want to do?
Yes, so I'm going to try it.
Speaker 1 (01:42):
I'm going to try it.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Crack it for the mic.
Baby.
I used to drink like twistedtea in college, but I haven't
that was like what 10 years ago.
Speaker 1 (01:50):
So I'm gonna see if I like.
No, that was not 15 years agowe graduated in 2014 stop it,
yeah oh, no, no, no, there's 11.
Okay, yeah, yeah, sorry okay,I'm going to try it yeah.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Yeah, I give it a 8 out of 10.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Oh, two-turn Tony, two-turn T.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Let's turn up, yes, and then I like the duck that
you got to represent, tony.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yes, because he has a pet duck, isn't that weird?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
So I wore a shirt with a duck on it.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah, what is it about to turn Tony?
He's just like something abouthim.
He's a bad boy.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
And I like his aesthetic, I like how he's
batshit crazy yeah he is alittle crazy, he's just off the
cuff breaking that fourth wall.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I know.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
But you know he's in Florida.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Yeah, he does have an OnlyFans.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Does he Stop?
I'm not kidding you oh my God,do you think my husband would be
mad if I subscribed to it?
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I don't know.
I mean, it depends on how muchthe subscription is.
Oh shit, I'm going to have tolook this up, guys.
Okay, so we got our messy.
First we decided to switch itfor y'all.
We're doing a little spinoff,but I am going to go with my
mocktailer.
I am still a year and a monthstrong.
Let's go for AF Cocktails.
(03:18):
I think it was an advertisementthat Khloe Kardashian did.
I know it's kind of like youknow, I keep referencing the
Kardashians, like I'm just goingto admit that they they're my
guilty pleasure.
Speaker 1 (03:28):
They know how to stay in the spotlight, so I was
going to say I don't thinkyou've tried this one.
This looks like a new one.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
No, this is really hitting like the mocktail
non-alcohol, zero booze likewhat's special?
About it, is it?
Speaker 1 (03:43):
like a seltzer water or is there like botanicals?
Speaker 2 (03:46):
so this is a non-alcoholic cocktail passion
fruit and lime vodka spritz.
It's with afterglow free afdrinks company 10 calories per
serving.
And this is what I love Zerosugar.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Okay, let's go.
I want to hear what you think.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
Okay, yeah, I got to open up the box, but yeah, I'm
glad that we started off theyear productive.
You were going to do dryJanuary, but then I think you
just kind of said you know what,let's do mindful Wait wet
January, or no, is it?
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Misty, damn Misty, is it, damn Misty?
You call me Misty.
I'm a little Misty.
Yes, she is a little misted,not super wet as a drinker, but
okay.
Yeah, what do you think?
Speaker 2 (04:35):
Oh, I got wet from that.
That was a little weird.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
I love the packaging that's pretty.
Speaker 2 (04:42):
It's really good.
It's just so light, refreshing.
It feels like a cocktail,totally AF cocktails.
I give it a nine and a half outof ten.
This is my thing.
I think some people might be alittle bored with it because it
is zero sugar, but I'm happy.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
Okay, I think it's cute.
It looks cute in your hand.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
They do have other.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
Can I smell it?
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Do you mind if?
Speaker 1 (05:06):
I just smell it.
You want to just try it?
No, it smells good.
Yeah, yeah, I like it.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
It's got like a little passion fruit and lime.
See, that's my favorite.
That's why I'm giving it a nine, nine and a half.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
I would give it a 10 outychee.
Oh yeah, you like a little bitmore flavorful palate.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
Yeah, and maybe like a little sweet with some, like
you know, citrus.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
Yeah well, especially if I'm doing alcohol with it,
it kind of covers up that nastyalcohol flavor yes, but like I
do enjoy a seltzer with like ahint of flavor.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
Yeah, no, I think that this is a good call.
They do have a gin and tonicone.
They have an Aperol Spritz oneso shout out to AF Cocktails.
Let's go.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Let's get them, let's go.
Okay, so tell me about Tulum.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
Mexico.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
You went for work.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Yes, I did a design job.
We were doing these model homeswithin this new development.
I can't talk too much about itbecause they told us to, you
know, kind of keep it on thewrap before they launch in March
.
But it was super exciting to be, you know, international.
You know I did.
What are you looking at?
Speaker 1 (06:17):
I'm just looking at this book.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
She easily gets distracted.
I mean, I'm either boring youor you just like to get a little
.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
Oh yeah, Sorry about that.
Oh disgusting that wasmcdonald's before oh yeah, we're
a little lethargic right nowbecause we were.
This is what happened.
We met up to do someadministrative work yes and then
we ended up getting hungry wedidn't want to just push through
.
So we went.
Mcdonald's was the only thingon our way to the studio yeah,
(06:49):
unfortunately there's not apanera or a.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
What healthy joint there's nothing so.
Speaker 1 (06:55):
Panera or a healthy joint?
There's nothing.
So anyways, we're verylethargic right now.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Well, you're going to be too termed, because I think
that that can is saying it's 5%.
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Is it tasty?
Is 5% good?
Speaker 2 (07:06):
I mean that's like four and a half is the white
clause.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Okay, so they just like they got away with a little
more.
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Yeah, sorry, okay, so they just like they got away
with a little more.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
Yeah, okay, yeah, sorry, no, go ahead Finish.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
Tulum, mexico, was beautiful.
It really was Apparently likethere's like this Did you see
the gym there?
Speaker 1 (07:24):
Is there like an?
Speaker 2 (07:24):
outdoor gym.
Yes, there's the jungle gym.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
It's my dream to work out there.
I know.
Speaker 2 (07:39):
Did you work?
Didn't get a chance to.
I was gonna run there, oh mygosh, from the, from the villa
that we were staying in, andit's just like is it really big,
like space, like it wasn'treally close by or what it's
really just on like the mainstrip?
And when I first went to tulumback in 2020, it was like still
kind of becoming really a hotplace now you're right on the
ocean right, so we were out inlike more of the jungle if you
will.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Yeah, because I saw you.
There was pictures of you inlike a pool.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yes, yes, it was on like this third story of this
beautiful villa.
I mean, it was just stunning tobe like in the jungle, all
these beautiful natural light, Imean like it only rained once.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
But when a jungle vacation sounds nice, yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:13):
I think you definitely would appreciate it.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
I didn't see any monkeys, or maybe there's not
monkeys down there.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
So there are like all sorts of wildlife, but I didn't
get to run into any of it.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
I just wonder what's out there, Like do you have?
Speaker 2 (08:25):
to worry about jaguars and like panthers and
crazy stuff.
So they will stay away fromwhen there are busier, you know,
more populated areas.
But in in a lot of like youknow stories that I heard,
people will go out there in thejungle, you know, exploring, and
they'll see them.
They just have to go with theirprotection you know, whether
(08:48):
it's like I guess, like somekind of like taser gun just to
like.
I can't even like believe, likerunning.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
I don't know, like, if the spray scares like a big
cat or not.
Yeah, I hear they really likethey stalk you.
I know, I've heard that too,and I hear they make really
weird creepy sounding likescreaming, like no, that's foxes
that do the screaming.
Speaker 2 (09:12):
Oh, they do, they also make another noise.
Speaker 1 (09:15):
They make some type of noise.
It sounds like a chirp oh, okay, and like you, might think it's
a bird, but it could be itcould be like a big cat hissing
noise.
Yeah, I don't know why theymake that noise.
But yeah, that's scary youcould, you could miss them like
and they could just sneak upfrom behind.
They're so sneak, haven't youever seen like?
(09:35):
And they could just sneak upfrom behind.
They're so sneaky.
Haven't you ever seen like acat yeah, just like a house cat
how sneaky those little shitscan be?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
I know, I mean, I do think about that.
Like I'm like kind of freakingout right now, thinking if I was
like sleeping outside in thejungle, yeah yeah, that would be
like a little bit more of astory for the the pod, but I
didn't run into any wildlife.
I think it's because it's likesuper populated and but they do
try to preserve all of it, likewith really just like beautiful
(10:04):
aesthetic, like not a lot ofdevelopment, like not too many
high, like there are no highrises.
So when you leave, like cancun,it's south, so what?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
most things are like two or three, four stories.
Yes, it doesn't really gethigher than that, it's not
higher than maybe four stories.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
Okay, I like that I know it's beautiful.
I think you and Ryan definitelyneed to take a trip down there.
He flies down there.
Speaker 1 (10:28):
He's going to be going down there for the first
time this month, so he said he'sgoing to scope it out and see
if it's we've been trying tofigure out where we want to go
to, like, get away from the kidsfor the first time Just do like
a parent's vacation and we'retrying to figure out where to go
, so if anyone has anysuggestions, I want to go
(10:49):
somewhere safe, maybe not Tulum.
Is Tulum not real safe rightnow?
no, it's super safe I thoughtyou had like a scary experience
where you were like pulled over.
Oh yeah, you said you weregonna tell me about it.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Oh, for sure.
Yeah, there was a girl that wasin the back seat that we were
traveling with, and she is aspitfire.
You would love her tinyamerican or.
American.
She was in the back seat, shewas sitting on one of the guys'
laps because the car that wewere driving only fit five, and
so then we were total at six inthe car.
(11:22):
The cop pulled us over.
He threatened to tow the car.
Luckily somebody that was inthe car spoke Spanish from
Mexico that we were with andtried to get out of it.
But a lot of times it's likeyou really just have to pay off
the cop like money.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Wait, so did you guys give the cop money?
Speaker 2 (11:45):
I think it was like around $500.
Oh my gosh, and I'm not talkingabout pesos yeah, it was like
$500 just to like get out of it,because otherwise it was like
they were going to have to towthe car and then like we were
going to have to get a truck tolike get like a cab.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
So instead of like having like a court date or like
, a fine, you just pay them onthe spot.
Yeah, Now do you think the copspocket this money or do you
think it goes to the station?
Speaker 2 (12:14):
I just feel like it might be a combination.
Yeah, I think it's like one ofthose things that, like they're
probably out on the prowl, theyknow that it's a busy season,
you know the winter months,everybody's traveling down there
and it feels like it justdoesn't feel like they were
really gonna be.
But in the same respect, like Iget it, we were in the wrong.
We had an extra person in thecar, windows down.
Speaker 1 (12:33):
Sometimes, when you're on vacation or in another
country, it feels like therules don't apply.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Yeah, they don't exist.
And, like you, just do stuff.
Whatever the fuck you want, Imean.
Speaker 1 (12:43):
I don't know if I would do that like here in.
Speaker 2 (12:46):
America.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Because I, like I, know that that's not legal.
Exactly but in Mexico, I'd belike ah, it's probably fine.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
Oh yeah, you're partying, you're having fun,
it's warm weather, everybody'sexcited that they're out of the
cold, they're just like so, like, just whatever.
And then you fucking get like areminder because two people
that we went out with after NewYear's had to use the restroom.
I and me and you know somethingabout this, about public
(13:14):
urinations.
We sure do, yeah, and so welearned the hard way years ago.
But I think it was a blessingin disguise, because now, moving
forward in my 30s, I wouldnever leak, take a freak Like.
I would never take a leak inpublic.
I would never like.
You know, go, it's just, I'drather pee my pants at this
(13:35):
point right, totally the mom.
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Now, like I know I have kids of my own, but like if
I'm out with a group of friends, like yeah, if we're partying
or something, I am the mom oh,I'm sure I'm like I know, hey,
I've been there.
Speaker 2 (13:48):
I've done that.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
It doesn't work out well, don't do that, honey.
Speaker 2 (13:52):
No, I mean, and I think that the thing that's
really crazy was he actually twoof the guys that we were with
got public urinations?
Speaker 1 (14:01):
and it was $1,000 each.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
Oh my God, so $2,000.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Well, that's just nuts.
Okay, listen.
So Valentine's Day it's aroundthe corner.
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Yeah, right it is.
And.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
I am, People do not annihilate my husband.
But I don't know, the last fiveyears he didn't really get me
much for Valentine's Day, Maybelike a bouquet of flowers, and
that's just not acceptable.
So I told him.
I said listen.
I better be getting a littlemore this year.
And I'm like I don't want tohave to remind you, yeah yeah,
(14:35):
yeah, no, no, no no.
So he said that he got mesomething this year.
Speaker 2 (14:41):
What did?
Speaker 1 (14:41):
he get you, he won't tell me.
Speaker 2 (14:43):
I know it's not 14th yet, so you got some time he
said it was expensive.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
I'm like it.
Better not be cheap, You'rejust throwing it at him.
I will keep you guys updated.
It better be something good, Iknow Well you've been a good
wife this past year.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
You know you moved, you picked up and you moved to
another city.
You're taking care of his kidsVery good care.
You're a protective mama bear.
Exactly, and you know, I thinkyou also like make go above and
beyond to you know.
Make sure that he's doing welland safe and has his meal packed
for whenever he takes off towork hey, I do a good job.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
Now, what are your plans?
Are you?
We haven't talked about thislike, do you?
Are you talking to anybody?
Speaker 2 (15:26):
well, you know, I was like trying to not talk about
this to you, because once I openit up to my bestie, I start to
like it becomes a real thing itstarts to have you been hiding
something from me yeah what?
Oh my gosh you're talking tosomebody I don't well, you know
(15:47):
what I mean.
Like I don't know what you wantto call it like.
Is that what you call it?
Talking to somebody?
Speaker 1 (15:53):
okay, wait.
Are you fucking somebody?
Is that what you mean?
Speaker 2 (15:59):
No.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
You're talking to somebody?
Yeah, are you officially datingsomebody?
Speaker 2 (16:04):
No, I mean, let's be real here.
There's no way, not yet.
Speaker 1 (16:08):
Will you be spending time with them on Valentine's
Day?
Speaker 2 (16:10):
Well, that's funny you bring that up.
It was brought to my attentiontoday that they were going to
try to make some plans and comeinto town.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Wait, they're not in town.
Speaker 2 (16:23):
You might give me too much information.
You're going to find themonline or you're going to find
them in my phone?
Speaker 1 (16:31):
Okay, so they are not in town.
You're doing a long distance.
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Listen, that's probably okay.
So maybe that's why I've beenlike reflecting on it and saying
I don't want to bring this.
I'd love for you to come onlike double dates and stuff we
(17:02):
love doing double dates right.
Yes.
Speaker 1 (17:04):
And you are always third wheeling it.
Speaker 2 (17:06):
Or fifth wheeling it, or fifth wheeling it sometimes.
Speaker 1 (17:08):
And like I love it, but it's like I want it to be
fun if you brought somebody.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
I know Because like you never do.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
It makes you more comfortable too, because then
you could be like macking onyour husband, right?
Speaker 2 (17:23):
we don't have to worry about leaving you out,
right?
Speaker 1 (17:24):
yes, yes, and then it's like you did say you wanted
to be two years single andyou've been single now for about
a year, a little over a year,yeah, like december 20 so you
need another.
So I'm actually shocked I'm Iknow so they're coming here.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
I mean, I just had this little inclination that
maybe that's a good call, but Idon't want to make it a thing.
I'm not like trying to makethis like serious if it's not in
the same city and like also,like you know, there is some
magic.
Let's just say that, okay,there's some magical sparks.
You know how do you know thisperson.
(18:02):
Anytime that I've been workingor traveling, they have made an
effort or we've coordinated, oryou know me like if I have a job
, I'm willing to like stay anextra two days like, or maybe I
have just been like able to kindof make the time for them and
(18:25):
they've made the time for me.
So like it feels kind of likethe bachelor or bachelorette
like when you go away and you'relike oh, this fantasy of like
there's romance and like there'shand-holding and there's
amazing kissing, but then, likeyou're in another city, you're
not living the day-to-day withthis person, so it's kind of
(18:47):
just like.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
Now are they sober as well.
Speaker 2 (18:49):
They're trying to be more mindful.
I think they look at me as likehey, I'm a good example.
They look at me as like I wantto be more like you, but I never
want to tell somebody they haveto do something because I'm
doing it.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
What is your preference for a partner?
Speaker 2 (19:07):
I do think it's probably hard to date somebody
that's sober like what about foryou, though?
Speaker 1 (19:13):
I?
Speaker 2 (19:15):
don't know, like so for me, like I don't know if I'd
want to have somebody that'sexactly like me, but I do think
it's important for them to notbe like what I had been with in
the past.
Speaker 1 (19:27):
I mean Right, Like it can't be happening all the time
.
Speaker 2 (19:31):
Every day.
It can't be, benji, that getsold.
Yeah, that gets old pretty fast, and then I am a person like I.
When I was in theserelationships, I was behaving
the way that they were and I wasloving it, because that's just
like a fucking like.
It's just a messy cycle thatyou get in.
Speaker 1 (19:48):
Okay, this isn't healthy like no, what is?
This relationship, even foundedon all about just having drinks
together or is there more to it, Like why do we need to do this
all the time?
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Yeah, and I think this is the first time I've ever
like really soberly dated orsoberly like it is.
Yeah, in like a thing.
Speaker 1 (20:09):
I can testify for that.
Speaker 2 (20:10):
This is definitely your first time I was, I sent
you a meme yesterday and it waslike those two girls.
Speaker 1 (20:17):
No, the one that's like your face when you've made
me a drink and it's 2% juice and98% liquor.
Speaker 2 (20:26):
I was so bad.
That was so you in college.
I know, I know what the fuck.
Speaker 1 (20:31):
You made the strongest drinks.
It was crazy.
Anyways, do we want to?
Just so we have like three textmessages that we got.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
Do you want me to read them?
I want you to read them.
Okay, so these, we got themfrom the sign that we have in
Bloomfield, the kiosk that saysMocktails are messy.
Text us your messy stories.
Speaker 1 (20:48):
Do you know the number off the top of your head?
Speaker 2 (20:50):
It is 424-666-7794.
Text us your messy stories.
Speaker 1 (21:05):
We've gotten a couple right now.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Yeah, so we, we have a really long one.
We don't have time for that onetoday, yeah, but we are going
to do that.
Um, and some.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
The next time it's just ryan and I, it is um, yeah,
I'm ready.
So here is the three that wegot that I thought were really
good.
They're short, okay.
So one time at college, at acollege interview when I was 17
years old, I shit my pantsmid-sentence and continued with
the interview.
He asked if we should take abreak.
I declined and he liberallyapplied air freshener within the
(21:29):
office space.
I then proceeded to completethe interview for the next 20
minutes, even though the odorsituation rapidly worsened
within time.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Oh, fuck, that is messy.
I forgot that there were likecollege interviews.
I never did any of those, didyou no?
Speaker 1 (21:48):
okay, I did it.
Yeah, maybe that was like aprestigious oh wait, college
fair interviews for jobsinterview.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
They were 17 yeah, I think that's like a new thing,
maybe maybe trying to get in theiv League.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
So that's pretty good .
That's a good one.
Okay, here's a messy story.
Last Christmas, I went to myhusband's family's home.
My brother-in-law asked me fora virgin cocktail he's 12 years
sober but I gave him anon-virgin one instead.
Needless to say, christmas cameearly for me that year.
(22:20):
I always hated his family so Iguess they got a divorce uh she
got really messy.
Speaker 2 (22:28):
She was a bit vindictive, I think she
intentionally got him drunk yeah, that's that's.
Speaker 1 (22:34):
That's funny if you don't like, if she didn't like
him, but it's not funny becauselike yeah, you don't want
somebody to relapse if they'retrying to be sober.
I'm, I'm, I'm like on the fenceabout that one.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
I don't know.
I mean, it's funny.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
It's funny, but I wouldn't.
I wouldn't do that to someone,Okay.
Last one One time I was meeting, admit it was broken and
hobbled to sushi.
The next morning Two days laterI was in an emergency surgery
as my toes weren't receiving anyblood flow.
(23:10):
Her and I are now engaged andher family supports our
relationship surprisingly.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
That's cute, oh my god, I don't know if I would be
able to do that.
Speaker 1 (23:21):
I know.
Speaker 2 (23:22):
Broken in like I'm going to have to go fucking
straight to the ER.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
I know Well, that's all the time we have for today,
folks.
It was nice chatting with you,Ryan.
Speaker 2 (23:31):
Yes, thank you for opening me up.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Thank you for listening to.
Mocktails Are Messy.
This is Kelly Musgorski andRyan Frankowski.
Toodles.
Speaker 2 (23:43):
Toodles, ciao, ciao.
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