What Happens When Five Friends With Microphones Have No Filter?

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Speaker 1 (00:00):
I think I'm drinking.
I'm just going to hold it in myhand.

Speaker 2 (00:09):
We're back With an extra mic.
Hey, if y'all hear me eating,I'm eating on an apple.
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See, y'all didn't know we justmoved into some new studios Now

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I'm lying.
Anyway, it's called DungeonStudios.
That's who's supporting thispodcast and we got an extra mic.
We used to share the mic alittle bit.
You know y'all freaky girls outthere, you still like to share
the same danglings with you,nasty we didn't came into some

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beaches, we didn't came into allright now I'm just messing with
y'all.

Speaker 4 (01:50):
I'm sorry, I apologize anyway, he meant that
shit welcome to the nobody'stalking podcast.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
We are here.
I'm your boy, bosco pearson,aka the chocolate boy wonder.
Well, actually, the BoscoPearson.
Aka the Chocolate Boy Wonder.
Well, actually, the ChocolateOld man Wonder.
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Chalk Chalk.
All right, I'm sorry, go aheadto my left.
You know who it is.
It's Rod a chalk, all right.

Speaker 3 (02:23):
I'm sorry, Go ahead To my left.
You know who it is.
It's Rod aka Wonder Twin Power.

Speaker 2 (02:30):
Oh, and also the show was brought to you by Apple.
I got it at Walmart, it's not aturn anymore.

Speaker 1 (02:37):
What type?

Speaker 2 (02:37):
of apple.
Is it A red apple?

Speaker 3 (02:40):
Red delicious.
And to my left, I'm just aspecial guest appearing today.
This is J-Rock, aka one of thetwin number two.

Speaker 4 (02:51):
That's our manager.
That's what I'm talking about.
I like it.

Speaker 3 (02:54):
To his left.

Speaker 4 (02:55):
That's right, the one and only Alabama, joe baby,
alabama Joe.

Speaker 2 (03:00):
That's right, baby.
You know people say thatAlabama Joe has to talk into the
mic.
That's right, baby.
And you know people say thatAlabama.

Speaker 4 (03:06):
Joe has to talk into the mic.
That's our feedback.
Really, I gotta talk into themic, okay.
Big love to the microphone.
Can you hear?

Speaker 2 (03:14):
me now.
Yeah, like you suck titties,I'm an ass man.
Well, never mind, I ain't gonnaput you out there like that,
just being real man.
Well, okay, you suck ass then Iseen the best Fucking hat today
.

Speaker 4 (03:33):
You ain't gonna pass it.
I'm gonna pass it, but I gottashare this.

Speaker 2 (03:36):
Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 4 (03:41):
It said the bigger the fupa, the better the chalupa
, so retarded.

Speaker 1 (03:53):
And to my left.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Finally I get to speak.
Goddamn, you know, I wait tothe intro until I start talking.
Anyway, this be the one theycall Christian and sitting to my
left.
It's just Jess, just Jess Nowwe just Jess, just Jess, now
we're all here, jess, now we areall here, just.

Speaker 6 (04:10):
Jess.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
We are all here.
We're missing one.

Speaker 3 (04:13):
Oh yeah, we're missing.
Oh, you know, he's always herein spirit.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Hey, he's jumping tall buildings.
How do they say it Jumping tall?

Speaker 3 (04:21):
buildings Leaping tall buildings how do they say
it?
Jumping tall buildings Leapingtall buildings with a single
bound.
With a single bound.
Catching bullets with his teeth.
Wait no, Catching bullets withhis teeth Faster than a
locomotive.
Okay yeah, I thought it wasfaster than a locomotive.

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Hey, just think if you was faster than a speeding
bullet.

Speaker 4 (04:41):
Faster than a speeding bullet.

Speaker 3 (04:43):
It's faster than a Flash.
Yeah, speed and Bullet.
Faster than Speed and Bullet.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
It's faster than the Flash.
Yeah, who's faster Flash?

Speaker 4 (04:46):
or Superman Flash.

Speaker 3 (04:50):
Superman, it's Superman.

Speaker 2 (04:51):
Flash Okay so why you say Flash.

Speaker 4 (04:54):
Because Flash goes back in time bro.

Speaker 3 (04:56):
Oh, that's true, that is true.

Speaker 4 (04:58):
Superman can't go that fast, except for the time
when Lord Lane got killed.
Other than that, I was going toask the same, except for the
time when Lord Lane got killedin that movie, but other than
that he was flying around theworld.

Speaker 3 (05:09):
He wasn't running.
There's a new Superman comingout.

Speaker 4 (05:10):
You seen the trailer yeah, I seen that shit.
It looks weird it does, though.
They need to come on and catchup with Marvel man.

Speaker 2 (05:16):
They they can't do it , huh they won't ever be able to
.

Speaker 4 (05:22):
I don't think they'll ever catch you.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Well, we got some interesting stuff to talk about.
We're going to talk aboutDiddy's Tootsie Roll.

Speaker 4 (05:35):
Okay, what.

Speaker 2 (05:37):
I don't know.
Some girl said it was this size.
It looked like a Tootsie Roll,diddy's Tootsie Roll.
That's why you had to pay forpeople to come to.
Cassie Allegedly Well, actuallyit ain't allegedly, because the
chick said it in court and youknow we don't fact check.

Speaker 3 (05:51):
I only heard it on the street, and you know I don't
pay attention to shit, so y'allgoing to have to fill me in.

Speaker 4 (05:56):
No.

Speaker 3 (05:57):
Oh you talking about the trial.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Yeah, the girl said his thing was like a tootsie
roll.
I mean, we ain't here to talkabout thangs.
Now why was that important incourt?

Speaker 4 (06:06):
I don't hate for motherfuckers to say that shit.

Speaker 2 (06:08):
No, I know they done with you.

Speaker 4 (06:10):
I don't understand they ain't say that shit when
you popping that thang.

Speaker 3 (06:13):
I want to know how Cassie's you sound real
defensive right now.
Cassie's husband.
I'm not ashamed of my shit up.
I eat it up.

Speaker 1 (06:26):
That don't make no difference either way, she gonna
get there.
Huh, I'll do both.

Speaker 3 (06:28):
You know, you beat it up, beat it up and eat it up
man, why are you pushing throughall types of headboards?
Are you bragging just saying,not bragging, just stating facts
?

Speaker 2 (06:34):
hey boy, what's?

Speaker 3 (06:37):
your safe word what is my safe word?
Oh yeah, don't stop.
That's not a good one, bro.

Speaker 4 (06:43):
What is my safe word?
Oh yeah, Don't stop.
That's not a good one bro,Uh-oh.

Speaker 3 (06:51):
Just so you know, just Jess, mine's bananas.
Why do I need to know that?
That's pertinent information.
Why did?

Speaker 4 (06:56):
you single me out for that.
These niggas don't need to know.

Speaker 6 (06:59):
Just so you know.

Speaker 3 (07:02):
These motherfuckers don't need to know.
When Christian was like I doboth.
When Christian was like, I doboth.
Just Jess gave him that sideeye Like oh okay, I saw it, I
seen it, don't try to deny it.
We doing storylines now On theNobody's Talking Podcast.

Speaker 2 (07:27):
Hey, we can role play .
People been wondering Like hey,we hear a lot of shuffling in
the background.
I'm like, hey, I don't know, Idon't know, I don't know what
you're hearing.

Speaker 4 (07:42):
It might be your air conditioning.
You said it's the gummies.
Yeah, it's the gummies, oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (07:50):
How's everybody's week been Good?
I got a powerball.
I don't know if I should callit an epiphany or I had to
change your heart with powerball, you know?

Speaker 6 (08:03):
no, I wish I took it on accident.

Speaker 2 (08:06):
You know, we know how every now and again we talk
about Powerball we ain't talkedabout it in a minute, and we
always talk about oh, give methe money, give me the money.
I'm taking the payments.
I finally had to change yourheart.
Give me the annuity, and I'mnot doing absolutely nothing.
I'm not.
It depends on what it is.
I don't care what it is.

Speaker 3 (08:26):
I didn't know.
It took the annuity.
I'm sorry.

Speaker 2 (08:28):
30 years of guaranteed money, dude, I'm just
going to yeah and I'm not goingto do anything.
You're not going to be like, ohyou know, we got this land to
invest in.
What do I care about this land?

Speaker 4 (08:43):
for when I'm gone, I don't care.
You're going to take the lumpsoon.
No, I'm taking the annuity.
You're going to take the $20million for 20 years or whatever
it is, I don't blame you.
I do that too.

Speaker 2 (08:55):
I'm just going to chill.

Speaker 1 (08:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (08:59):
Like dude, come on $12 million.
I think we're all wise.

Speaker 4 (09:03):
You're taking $20 million a year.
That's what a year I mean,because you're going from like
that's what you get.
Just say I'm going to go from$20,000 a year to $20 million.

Speaker 2 (09:11):
Right, exactly, so that's the thing.
So if I'm sitting up here, allI got to do is take $20 million
$20,000,.

Speaker 4 (09:17):
Put it to the side and then blow the rest of it.

Speaker 3 (09:19):
So we're about to do the math check right now okay,
and you know, he's a smart, rich, nigga.
So we got to listen.
Smart, not rich Nigga.
You rich, you got the new mic.

Speaker 6 (09:29):
Rich.

Speaker 3 (09:30):
Hey man, it's a nice mic and the headphone splitter.

Speaker 6 (09:32):
It is a nice mic.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
It is a nice mic Are y'all sharing mics right now?

Speaker 3 (09:36):
Nope.
We done got out the ghetto, wedone moved up.
Y'all ain't sharing mics, nomore.
Y'all better thank your daddy.
It's pretty much what he'ssaying, huh.

Speaker 1 (09:48):
It's pretty much what he's saying Before we cheek to
cheek on a mic hoping yourbreath don't stink.

Speaker 3 (09:53):
Come on Now listen.
I done invested.
We moved on up from, you know,to the east side.

Speaker 2 (09:59):
So we finally got a piece of that pie, exactly, and
it tastes so good.
See, jess wasn't here for thecard table.
Nope, she came when it got.

Speaker 4 (10:07):
Good, this is stable, you ain't got to wait for me to
come around when the niggas gethome dinner.

Speaker 2 (10:13):
No, I'm sorry, white, I'm just messing around.

Speaker 4 (10:15):
That's angry brother.

Speaker 1 (10:24):
Hey, y'all know this just here to entertain Smart
brother.

Speaker 4 (10:26):
Got the political brother over here, whoa, when
did I?

Speaker 1 (10:30):
become political.

Speaker 3 (10:31):
When did I become political brother?

Speaker 6 (10:34):
And the short one and then, white she-devil.

Speaker 3 (10:38):
There you go, she-devil White she-devil you
never seen.

Speaker 4 (10:42):
Undercover Brother.
Undercover Brother.
Let her be white.
Let hercover Brother.

Speaker 3 (10:44):
Let her be white.

Speaker 1 (10:45):
Let her be white.
Let her be white.
Thank you, Christian.

Speaker 6 (10:47):
You got homework to do.
Yeah, you got homework to do,okay.

Speaker 3 (10:49):
Goddamn, you just can't catch a break, can you?

Speaker 6 (10:52):
No, I didn't do my homework last week.
What was my homework last week?

Speaker 1 (11:01):
What was her homework last week.

Speaker 3 (11:02):
My bad I'm going to pull it back.

Speaker 1 (11:04):
If.

Speaker 4 (11:04):
I cook them.
They won't be as good.
Stalk him out.
What did you say, gorilla?
Huh, you ought to be shaming us, oh.

Speaker 3 (11:14):
No, you can't.
You can doctor him up A littlebit.
You can doctor him up, man.
What store around here yougoing to find Some good collard
greens?

Speaker 4 (11:19):
Joe, you need to.
Joe, you should never, ever Saythat, ever again, out loud my
birthday's in two weeks.

Speaker 6 (11:26):
On a Friday, I will be here.
You better make me.

Speaker 3 (11:28):
Some collard greens, it is.
I will be here.
Then Shit, wait, no, two weeks,I won't be here.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
How old will you be, jess?

Speaker 4 (11:34):
You're not a regular man Shit.

Speaker 3 (11:36):
I'm on vacation Hold on Pass your mic over here.
You lost your mic.
Daddy said you lost your mic,give your mic up.
Anyways, let's get back to thisannuity thing, because what we

(11:58):
were talking about was annuityfirst okay, so I have that
amortization table.
Did I say that correctly?
I don't know what it means.

Speaker 4 (12:09):
Y'all know what I meant.

Speaker 3 (12:11):
So the Powerball is at 123 million.
I can't count that high.

Speaker 2 (12:17):
That's why I don't need it.
Okay, what's the?

Speaker 3 (12:21):
lump sum.
What's the lump sum?
Cash sum is 54 million.
The cash sum is $54 million.

Speaker 2 (12:26):
Oh, that's what you get.
What's your net?
What do you get after taxes?

Speaker 3 (12:30):
Let me go back $33.
You know, what annuity is?
$33.5 million.

Speaker 4 (12:35):
So you get $33.5 million Out of $100.
That's my piece $25.

Speaker 2 (12:38):
Well, we're really starting at $54.

Speaker 3 (12:40):
Out of the 55.

Speaker 2 (12:42):
The cash is always half.

Speaker 3 (12:44):
There's turtles in that.
So anyways, I'm starting tothink giving Jess a mic wasn't a
good idea Exactly Pass your mic.
You lost your mic privileges,anyways.
So we went year one, you get 11, no.

(13:04):
1 went year one, you get 11, no, 1.1 million, 1.1.
Okay, year 30, you up to 4.6.

Speaker 2 (13:16):
And I'm going to tell y'all what I'm doing.
Year 30?
This is what I said.
Oh, so it's over 30 years.

Speaker 4 (13:19):
I thought it was over 20.
Well, you get 29 payments.

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Okay, yeah, so you get your first payment in about
four weeks and then every yearafter that, you'll get 29 years
Yep For 20.

Speaker 4 (13:32):
Yep, yep, I'll take that.

Speaker 2 (13:34):
So now, and this is what I'm saying, so now, just
what I said, now, how much?
The first one is 1.1?
1.1.
This is exactly what I said I'mdoing.
I'm taking well, I'm a thefirst payment.
Okay, it's gonna be a littlecrazy, but my plan is have the

(13:57):
first payment.
You just have it deposited intothe bank.
you know, you can go to yourbank and be like you can pay
yourself every two weeks wait,you know you can go to your bank
and be like, oh, you can payyourself every two weeks Wait.

Speaker 6 (14:06):
what, what?

Speaker 2 (14:08):
You know what?
I don't even know what mics yougot.
No more, I can't even shut itoff.
She's on number four.
Shut up.
I know exactly what you'resaying so I said I'm going to
pay myself $10,000 every twoweeks.
So now, wait, wait, yeah,$10,000.

(14:31):
$10,000, so that's $20,000 amonth.
So $20,000 a month, $240,000 ayear Now that's just your net.
That'll be a nice little chunk.
So now $1 million.
And well, first the first part.

Speaker 3 (14:49):
Yeah, it's going to be taxing.

Speaker 2 (14:50):
You know, I'm going to get some extra stuff.
I don't think I'm going to geta Lamborghini.
How many bikes you getting?
No, none, I'm cool with thatone.
Right there, you just chilling.
Yeah, I'm going to get aMercedes, I'm going to get a
G-Wagon and I'm going to get aMaybach 600.
Because then it got up to where1.1 million.
Oh, I'm in Maybach status.

(15:11):
Now I might get a Audi.
If I just won 20 million, if Iwin this jackpot like Saturday,
I'm getting a Maybach GLS 600.

Speaker 6 (15:29):
You're going to get just a car.

Speaker 2 (15:30):
A 2025.
Yeah, then I'm going to put awood grain all in it.

Speaker 6 (15:39):
That's because you're old.
Only old people do that.

Speaker 4 (15:42):
You see that.
See, I'm with you, though Ithink my reason would be I
wouldn't spend the first million.
You're old, only old people dothat.
You see that I'm with you,though my reason would be I
wouldn't spend the first million, I'd just ride it out, just in
case any of them, bastardchildren show up.
No, they're first this will bemy first million right there.
Kids, what do you?

Speaker 5 (16:00):
say to the nice guy you know what I mean.
Are you my daddy?

Speaker 4 (16:05):
You know, because somebody might say I'm the daddy
.
Hey, you know, 23andMe is goingout of business.

Speaker 2 (16:11):
Oh is it?
Yeah, what happened?
I think they filed forbankruptcy.
Nobody's.
Hey, no, listen, if you thinkabout it, there's only so many
people in the world.
Yeah, I mean, well, actuallyit's a whole bunch of people.
But what I'm saying is once youdo it.

Speaker 3 (16:27):
How many of them niggas is Ken and Thomas
Jefferson?

Speaker 4 (16:29):
Well, it's only reliable if somebody's a Ken and
you do it.
You know what I mean.

Speaker 2 (16:37):
No, right, right, right.
But what I'm saying is so, ifyou do, it okay, well you do it,
you did it, that's one time shedoes it.
Okay, that's just once.
It ain't like y'all going to godo it again, so you know for
them to.

Speaker 3 (16:54):
You had to come up with new ways to try to drum up
business.
Plus, isn't it a whole gang ofnew ancestral oh, there's a
bunch of them.

Speaker 1 (17:00):
Yeah, there's like one Ancestry.
Yeah, there's like one Ancestry.

Speaker 3 (17:02):
Yeah, Ancestrycom.

Speaker 2 (17:02):
Yeah, I think they were the first one, I think.
So that's like all the littledates.
But back to the Powerball talk.
Anyway, that's what I do.
I switch from wanting to lumpsum to now.
I'm an annuity guy.
Just give me the money and whenthe sharks come like, oh, can

(17:26):
you invest in this or invest inthat?
Absolutely not.
I'm just going to invest in 12months and wait for my other
check to come in.
Like you said, dude, I live off$20,000 a year now, so you
think I can't live off $20million A year.
Man.

Speaker 6 (17:43):
Mine's way below that .
I'd be happy with $100.

Speaker 3 (17:48):
Hey man, we got to watch you.
Joe got $100 in his pocketright now, I don't want to what.

Speaker 4 (18:00):
I thought you.

Speaker 3 (18:01):
Never mind, he got $20.
Damn Joe, this man is lookinglike a real podcaster, right now
I'm trying to be hey, he, hey.
Looking over the glasses andshit.
Hey, y'all like that With theheadphones up and he's just
creeping over Christian, passyour mic, hold on nigga this is
an original.
What the fuck do you mean?

Speaker 1 (18:18):
Pass your mic, I'll just mess Mike, anybody else got
any?

Speaker 2 (18:25):
Powerball suggestions .

Speaker 6 (18:28):
Jess, what you doing Losing, that's what I'm doing.
I'm losing.

Speaker 2 (18:32):
If you win it, though , if you win the Powerball, Shit
, I don't even know.

Speaker 6 (18:37):
I don't even know what to do with myself.
You're going to go buck wild.
I can buy name brand foods.
That's crazy to me.

Speaker 2 (18:43):
Oh my God, I just Jess pass Name brand foods.

Speaker 1 (18:45):
That's crazy to me.
Oh my God, Just pass your mic.

Speaker 3 (18:50):
Because I'm broke Not everybody can live like you.
That's the episode title, rightthere.

Speaker 1 (18:55):
For real Pass the mic .

Speaker 3 (18:56):
You sitting up here with a what's that?

Speaker 4 (18:58):
Hey, what is that I can buy Coca-Cola instead of Big
Mac.
What size is that?
That's a.

Speaker 3 (19:02):
Trienta.
I didn't buy this.
It's a Trienta Starbucks.

Speaker 6 (19:06):
I live off pen handling.
Mofo Pen handling.

Speaker 3 (19:12):
You got that.

Speaker 1 (19:14):
You realize the difference between Coca-Cola and
Big K.

Speaker 4 (19:16):
Oh girl, you're going to be in heaven.
Big K, the bubbles don't eventouch your nose, but the fucking
Coca-Cola, that shit, go rightup there.

Speaker 6 (19:25):
We're going to get starry nuts right.

Speaker 4 (19:27):
Woo Wait till you get the experience of the real
Coca-Cola.

Speaker 6 (19:31):
Honestly, I would buy a car.
I need a car or something.
Honestly, you're going to buy acar.
What type of car?

Speaker 2 (19:36):
I don't care.
We're talking about $20 million, you don't need a car.

Speaker 4 (19:39):
You got to get for it in.
You're buying three of them,motherfuckers you don't have
like a wild imagination.

Speaker 2 (19:44):
Like oh, I want a Tesla, I want a big Ford F350.

Speaker 6 (19:48):
Honestly, I want things that I can afford without
money.

Speaker 2 (19:52):
I'd rather just have things I can afford, like even
if I wasn't like get me amonthly payment that I can
afford, even if I wasn't rich.
No, that shit sound good.

Speaker 4 (20:06):
That shit man.
You I don't know.

Speaker 3 (20:07):
I'm sorry, I don't know if you're just saying that
shit, or you're just trying tobe wifey to me?
No, I don't know.
It sounds good.
It sounds good.
I will tell you right now.

Speaker 4 (20:15):
Listen, listen listen , hey, hey, hey, you know what I
mean.
That's some gold.

Speaker 3 (20:18):
Wait, wait, wait, don't be a Debbie Downer.
Wait, debbie Downer Just got amic.

Speaker 6 (20:21):
Now no, because my luck would be that I would win
the damn Powerball.
Right, I would win it and thensomehow, someway, I would lose
all the money I already knowdamn well.

Speaker 3 (20:32):
Hey, listen.

Speaker 4 (20:32):
You're the most unlucky person, but the thing is
, you'll be right back where youstarted.

Speaker 2 (20:37):
You got to take the payment.

Speaker 3 (20:38):
Listen, you need to let us manage your money for you
.
We'll take care of you, okay,we'll give you an allowance.

Speaker 2 (20:44):
Yeah, exactly you, goddamn Britney.

Speaker 3 (20:47):
Spears, We'll give you an allowance and we'll take
care of you.
Alright, Get you that HondaAccord.
You want 2023.
Hey, what's the chick?
Say no.

Speaker 6 (20:58):
I want a Civic.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
Okay.

Speaker 3 (21:02):
You're thinking sensible right now.

Speaker 6 (21:04):
Like a little sleek, little black one with a little
black interior.

Speaker 2 (21:07):
A Honda Civic.
We got you, we got you, okay, alittle like light pink interior
.
So you got $20 million andyou're getting a Honda Civic.

Speaker 6 (21:15):
Pay us, yeah, probably.

Speaker 2 (21:17):
You got your goddamn mind.
I love.

Speaker 3 (21:20):
Honda no, we'll pass, we'll manage it for you.

Speaker 4 (21:22):
Honda, no, we'll pass , we'll manage it for you and
you're good.

Speaker 3 (21:23):
That's a good choice.
Yeah, because you know what.

Speaker 2 (21:25):
When I pull up managing your money in that nice
GLS 600 and be like, oh, here'syour Honda 600.

Speaker 1 (21:34):
Exactly.

Speaker 3 (21:36):
That's a nice Range Rover you got.
How'd you get that?
Oh no, we good Managing yourmoney right here.
We got you.

Speaker 1 (21:43):
Honestly don't care, as long as I get some.

Speaker 2 (21:45):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (21:45):
Okay, y'all take my money but give me some of it.
I want an allowance.
That's what I'm saying.
I don't know if you're genuineor you just fucking with me.

Speaker 6 (21:52):
Chris my head is blown away right now, Dude
$1,000 extra than what I get amonth would literally change my
whole entire life.

Speaker 3 (22:05):
Do you even understand that?
Like that would literallychange my whole entire life.
Joe about to put a ring on itright now.
Joe about to put a ring on it?
No, it would.

Speaker 6 (22:11):
Like people don't understand that Like literally
it would change my whole life.

Speaker 2 (22:14):
We understand All.
Right, now we getting off moneytalk.
Let's have fun now.

Speaker 4 (22:19):
Yeah, we no more money talk.
You know we're going to talk.

Speaker 2 (22:22):
No more Powerball.
Ain't Money Talks like a porn.

Speaker 3 (22:25):
A porn yes, it is.

Speaker 4 (22:27):
Nigga Money.

Speaker 3 (22:27):
Talks is a movie by Chris Tucker, that too.

Speaker 4 (22:31):
Money Talk is not a porn.
It's a porn, and who's the?

Speaker 3 (22:34):
white dude in it too, chris Tucker and who's that
Charlie Sheen.

Speaker 4 (22:37):
Okay, I'm pretty sure I it for you.

Speaker 2 (22:45):
Hey, man, go ahead.
No, that's good right there.
Well, what are we looking atright now?

Speaker 4 (22:51):
It's not a, it's a, it's a.
That's a comedy.

Speaker 3 (22:54):
They talking porn.
It's a reality porn.

Speaker 4 (22:56):
Yeah, exactly See, joe know, joe know it was a
movie, but it's not, it is.
It's a movie too.
It's reality.

Speaker 3 (23:03):
It's reality porn, though.
Well, Money Talks there's aMoney Talks reality, that is a
great.
Also Pay Us, but that is agreat website.
What Shout out to Bang Bros?
I don't know nothing aboutreality kings, but shout out to
Bang Bros, pay Us.
We dropping a lot of names thatdon't pay us y'all, god damn.

(23:28):
I know huh, hashtag, pay us.
See, once they hear this, theygoing to be like, okay, these
guys are talking about us.

Speaker 4 (23:32):
Let's give them some money.
Money talk is like you know youmight be on to something hey
shout out to Germany.

Speaker 3 (23:37):
Shout out to Germany.
Boop, boop, Guten tag Germany.
They make gummies over inGermany.
And Pakistan.
I don't know the language, butshout out to you, pakistan.
We stand in solidarity withPakistan.
Are they the ones doing theshit?
Well, shout out to Pakistan,see, that's why I moved it over

(23:57):
here.
See, With your little triantaGo on let your kid in.

Speaker 6 (24:02):
How do you afford that trianta?
Of course y'all see the onething.

Speaker 3 (24:04):
It's not even a tri-entry.
That was some Final Destinationshit right there.
I've seen the new FinalDestination.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Oh, you saw it already.

Speaker 4 (24:11):
I haven't even seen a single one of them.

Speaker 2 (24:13):
I was going to say when did this nigga, this nigga
done been?
He don't usually go to themovies, do you?

Speaker 3 (24:18):
Oh yeah, I go every Friday for the most part.
I've just been busy lately.

Speaker 2 (24:23):
What'd you see last Friday?
So you went today.
Yeah, I went today.
Is it Final Destination?
I went today.

Speaker 6 (24:28):
I thought you said you weren't going last Friday.

Speaker 3 (24:31):
What?
No, what did I do last Friday?
When did I say that?

Speaker 6 (24:35):
Because I was saying I was going to go watch Sinners.

Speaker 3 (24:37):
Oh, yeah, yeah, no, no, I'm too tired to go to the
movies.
I went to bed.
I went to bed last week.
Yeah, you had a show, I guess Ididn't.
How'd you do in your show?
See, I did all right.
I'm this close to getting that600-pound deadlift.
I want that shit.

Speaker 6 (24:51):
Damn Tops that's about what I can say 20-pound
tops I'm so weak it's not evenfunny.

Speaker 3 (24:59):
Yeah, but you got a lot of lower body strength.
You can do it, it's coming backto me.

Speaker 4 (25:02):
That's true, it's coming back to me.
I got you what's coming back toyou.

Speaker 3 (25:06):
What y'all talking about.
Let me see, nah, nah, let mesee.
Let me see Incognito,incognigro search.
All right, germany, theNetherlands, yeah, pull up the
stats, it's been a minute.

Speaker 2 (25:23):
Singapore, singapore, singapore.

Speaker 3 (25:27):
Shout out to Singapore.
I said Singapore.

Speaker 6 (25:30):
Singapore, not Cigna-pore, sing-a-pore.

Speaker 4 (25:34):
Hey, don't let them.
You say it what you say Don'tlet them, don't try it.
Man Nigga, you can't talk indemand language Snigna, wait
what?

Speaker 6 (25:44):
did I say Singapore, singapore, sing-a-pore, not
sig-na-pore, with the school?

Speaker 4 (25:50):
teacher, shit again.
Don't do that.

Speaker 6 (25:53):
One of us got to do it.

Speaker 4 (25:54):
You smart.

Speaker 6 (25:55):
Finish Bosco, just because y'all can't spell, I can
say Singapore.

Speaker 3 (25:58):
Singapore there you go.

Speaker 4 (26:00):
There you go.
Yeah, but you smart brother, Isaid Singapore.

Speaker 1 (26:03):
No, you said Singapore.

Speaker 6 (26:04):
You didn't.

Speaker 2 (26:05):
Well, singapore, singapore, oh.

Speaker 4 (26:08):
Let it go, bro, let it go.
You did well.
Anyway, fuck what they say the.
United Kingdom.
Chip what they say.

Speaker 2 (26:15):
The United.

Speaker 3 (26:15):
Kingdom, chip, chip, I mean shit, cheerio, shout out
to the UK.

Speaker 2 (26:21):
Now they over here making fun of these countries.

Speaker 3 (26:23):
No, I'm not making fun of these countries, I'm
shouting them out.

Speaker 6 (26:26):
One person said something.

Speaker 3 (26:27):
Who else we got.
Who else we got?
Oh, that's it.

Speaker 2 (26:33):
We got Australia.

Speaker 3 (26:34):
And the UK is not even just Great Britain.
So that's yeah, shout out toy'all Thailand.
Joe, you ever been to Thailand?
No?
But, Los Angeles.
You ever been to Los Angeles?
Durham, north Carolina.
You ever been to Durham?
You ever been to Raleigh, lasVegas?

(26:55):
I know about that.
You never go.
It was there last year.
I know I'm about that, younever go, it was there last year
.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
I know I'm just talking Altamont Springs,
Florida.
Hey, Macomb.

Speaker 3 (27:06):
Macomb Illinois.

Speaker 2 (27:07):
Oh, illinois.
No, that's Sterling, that'sSterling right there.
Oh, he's back in Illinois,macomb.

Speaker 1 (27:13):
Mississippi hey wait, Now what?

Speaker 2 (27:15):
you say now is what.

Speaker 6 (27:18):
It's Illinois, there's no, you don't pronounce
the S.

Speaker 4 (27:21):
And you go with that shit.

Speaker 2 (27:23):
Dude, we know you're correcting everybody.
It's Illinois.
You think you better than us?

Speaker 6 (27:27):
I'm used to talking and nobody hearing me when I say
something under my breath.

Speaker 3 (27:30):
You acting mighty white right now.
You got to stop.

Speaker 6 (27:32):
Okay.

Speaker 4 (27:33):
I'm sorry, I can spell y'all.
Take it back.
White let her Illinois City Seewhat I know such thing as
acting white Arkansas.

Speaker 1 (27:38):
Mighty white.

Speaker 6 (27:39):
I'll fix it there, you go.
Arkansas.

Speaker 3 (27:41):
See what I mean.

Speaker 2 (27:42):
You got a new English teacher on here now.

Speaker 3 (27:48):
Now you trying to play us like some dummies.
Huh, apologize, hey, why?

Speaker 2 (27:49):
don't we give you a mic.

Speaker 3 (27:55):
I'm sorry, yeah, pass the mic.

Speaker 2 (27:57):
It's mad political, didn't it?
This turned into a black-whitedebate, you know, you're sitting
up in this motherfucker withfive hood nicks.

Speaker 6 (28:08):
I'm so sick of y'all how you gonna get up out of here
.
I'm so sick of y'all.
All my life I've been.

Speaker 5 (28:16):
All my life.

Speaker 2 (28:20):
I don't know how that hog tied?

Speaker 6 (28:21):
nobody, no, I'm just trying to educate.
You are obviously uneducated.

Speaker 1 (28:26):
What you trying to do ?
Nothing except for you beingnot smart, damn.

Speaker 3 (28:30):
Keep it going.
No, please Keep it going.
Keep it going, damn.

Speaker 4 (28:34):
That's the same thing they said to you.
Okay, anyway.

Speaker 1 (28:40):
There are five college educated niggas up in
here.

Speaker 4 (28:43):
I didn't even know that's the same thing they say
to the natives.

Speaker 3 (28:47):
Man, dallas, texas, d-town Ain't never been.
Oh, dallas is nice.
I've been to Austin, kansasCity, kansas.

Speaker 4 (28:57):
City, kansas City, kansas.

Speaker 3 (29:00):
City or Kansas City, Missouri, Same.
Thing.

Speaker 2 (29:04):
It's both Peoria Arizona.

Speaker 3 (29:06):
Yeah, I've been there , represent, Represent.

Speaker 6 (29:09):
Nobody wants to tell anybody that they're from Peoria
.

Speaker 3 (29:12):
I'm from.

Speaker 2 (29:13):
Peoria Lindbergh.
Okay, here say this word, missSmarty Pants.

Speaker 6 (29:19):
I can't see.

Speaker 2 (29:21):
What's that right?

Speaker 6 (29:22):
there Girl please.

Speaker 3 (29:24):
Exactly.

Speaker 6 (29:26):
You see that Wait, hold on.

Speaker 3 (29:28):
Let me see when the hell is Lindbergh.

Speaker 6 (29:30):
Where is that?
I think it's Germany, soundsGerman I think it's like the oh,
I can't say that that soundsGerman.

Speaker 2 (29:36):
Ego Staben that sounds.
German EG Stavren, eg StavrenLindbergh, that look crazy,
don't it?

Speaker 6 (29:43):
I don't know how to say that.

Speaker 2 (29:44):
You see that.

Speaker 3 (29:48):
Let me take a crack at that.
Bring it over here EG.

Speaker 6 (29:52):
EY, that's a Y, ey, ey.

Speaker 2 (29:56):
Hold on, let's blow this up.
I'm good with numbers,lindbergh, see.
You see that right here, thisis how old are you?

Speaker 4 (30:04):
No, no, no, don't do that.

Speaker 6 (30:07):
Younger than you Don't do that.

Speaker 2 (30:11):
He said don't do it, why not?

Speaker 6 (30:21):
You just don't know how bad that's going to sound.

Speaker 2 (30:22):
Joe, you're the only one.
I thought you were like 35, 40.
You know how bad that is goingto sound.
What 35, 40?

Speaker 3 (30:28):
Oh, fucking Eagle Chauvin.

Speaker 6 (30:30):
Eagle Chauvin.

Speaker 3 (30:31):
That's what I would say.
That's what I would say.

Speaker 6 (30:34):
That's what I would say Can you pronounce it.

Speaker 3 (30:35):
Can you use Google to pronounce it?
Hey, Google, oh shit, I didn'teven think about that.
See, look at that.

Speaker 2 (30:40):
See, see how they doing it.

Speaker 3 (30:41):
You got these smartphones, don't even know how
to use them.
You right, hey Trey.

Speaker 2 (30:47):
Songz got a song talking about smartphones.
Oh yeah, it's brand new, ain'tit?

Speaker 3 (30:53):
No, it's older.
Okay, I thought he had a newalbum coming out.

Speaker 2 (30:59):
If he did, I'm getting it.
I messed with Trigger Trey.

Speaker 3 (31:04):
Uh-oh, you got it For now.

Speaker 2 (31:07):
What does it say?
We're going to start havingJess look herself up, cut down
on her mic time.
She done got a little sassytoday, got your own mic.

Speaker 3 (31:18):
Now you over here acting all high sadidi, I got
rights.
Oh my God, Y'all.

Speaker 2 (31:25):
Trying to be, an English teacher.

Speaker 6 (31:26):
I've been doing it my whole entire life.

Speaker 3 (31:29):
We about to pull your mic.

Speaker 2 (31:30):
privilege You're going to have to pay for my mic
as soon as we find out whatbutton she on.

Speaker 3 (31:36):
It's four, it's four, it's 100% four.

Speaker 2 (31:39):
Say something, jess, she ain't talking now.

Speaker 3 (31:46):
Yep, we got her.

Speaker 5 (31:54):
I wasn't listening I think.

Speaker 3 (31:55):
I got it, I think I got it.
Uh-oh, I go shoving, I goshoving, I go shoving, I go, I
got it.
Igel shoving, igel shoving,igel shoving, igel shoving.

Speaker 5 (32:03):
Igel shoving.

Speaker 3 (32:05):
Interesting.
Well, there it is Well there wego.
Well, that's the lesson.
Of the day.
That was a long ass search.

Speaker 2 (32:14):
Well guess what, and what'd I say?

Speaker 6 (32:16):
That's the Netherlands and Belgium.

Speaker 2 (32:19):
Oh, and I said Germany, yeah Well, shit.
Oh well, it sounds.

Speaker 3 (32:22):
German, I mean Belgium is semi-German.

Speaker 4 (32:25):
Yeah, they was.

Speaker 6 (32:26):
I don't know.

Speaker 4 (32:27):
They was German in the 40s.

Speaker 2 (32:31):
Absolutely.

Speaker 6 (32:32):
I didn't even graduate high school.

Speaker 4 (32:33):
What he said In the 40s.
They were German.

Speaker 2 (32:37):
Interesting.
Now, here we go right here.
Okay, go ahead.

Speaker 4 (32:46):
What's our next topic ?
Free Tory Lane.

Speaker 3 (32:48):
Oh, he got stabbed or something in prison 14 times,
14 times Damn.

Speaker 2 (32:52):
He's still living.

Speaker 3 (32:53):
Hey, now they're saying dude, he didn't even
shoot him.

Speaker 2 (32:55):
Yeah, he didn't even shoot homegirl the bodyguard,
dude, he didn't even shoot him.
Yeah, he didn't even shoothomegirl the bodyguard.
Oh, he didn't.

Speaker 4 (33:03):
They was trying to get the gun away from him and he
knocked it out of her hand.

Speaker 2 (33:05):
And it went off, it went off.

Speaker 3 (33:06):
Yeah, Hit her in the foot.
I mean she just got shot in thefoot, but I'm saying she think
Tory Lanez did it and he didn'tin the foot.

Speaker 6 (33:21):
What they trying to do.
They trying to go back to trial.
If the glove don't fit, don'tput it on.

Speaker 3 (33:24):
Who stabbed him in prison.

Speaker 2 (33:27):
Oh, he a lifer.

Speaker 3 (33:29):
I know he got life, but who stabbed him?
Just some haters, or what?

Speaker 2 (33:33):
Who got life?
No, the dude that stabbed ToryLanez.
No, the dude that stabbed himis a lifer.

Speaker 3 (33:39):
It's a life, it's just a regular life.
I get that he got life, butwhat kind of stripes is he
really trying to get?
He has life, he ain't gotnothing.

Speaker 4 (33:47):
He got nothing else to give.

Speaker 2 (33:48):
He has nothing to gain.
No, that's why I stabbed him up.

Speaker 4 (33:51):
What are you going to gain from stabbing Tory Lanez?
Notoriety.
You just stabbed Tory.

Speaker 3 (33:55):
Variety.
Nigga Tory Lanez is a mid-tierrapper.

Speaker 2 (34:01):
Agreed.
Is he a rapper or a singerExactly?

Speaker 4 (34:05):
He's a rapper and a singer.
Maybe he wanted a piece of thecut One of them.
He does all that shit.
Cuts come out while he waslocked up.

Speaker 3 (34:12):
And then he got cut inside, he got stabbed like in
the head he got stabbed in thehead.

Speaker 4 (34:19):
He's telling the truth.
Damn His truth anyway.

Speaker 2 (34:23):
One of them went like to his head.
Like I know, he got done up inthe back Time to get in the
booth.

Speaker 4 (34:31):
He wasn't trying to fight back.

Speaker 2 (34:34):
He snuck him in the back.
Go ahead.
Dude ran up on him in the back.
You ever seen somebody getshanked?
Yeah, you see how quick theyare.

Speaker 4 (34:43):
But they don't know they're shanked half the time.

Speaker 2 (34:46):
No, that's 14 times 14 times yeah them 14 times in
one second.
You don't feel that shit.
And then you know you sittingup here like where's my back
burning, yeah, yeah, where's myback burning, yeah, but you've
seen Tory Lanez.

Speaker 3 (34:58):
He's like a buck 20.
He's little too, huh yeah he'svery little, so you know he felt
it.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
That's what I'm saying, though.
What do you have there?
God lucky to have him Fuckingwith that little cat?
I don't know, I mean heprobably asked for some money,
told you he'd give me somecigarettes.

Speaker 3 (35:13):
Yeah, he probably asked for some on the outside or
something.

Speaker 2 (35:15):
You might have to ask for a selfie.
You know they got cell phonesin a.
I like watching them prisonshows.

Speaker 4 (35:23):
They be gigging, they be TikToking and shit.

Speaker 2 (35:26):
That's crazy, ain't it?
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (35:28):
they got all types of access to stuff.
What's your favorite?
What?

Speaker 2 (35:31):
y'all niggas over there doing what's your favorite
prison show Bosco.

Speaker 4 (35:36):
I see that too, Bosco Hold on Let.
Let's go.
I see that too, Bosco Huh.

Speaker 2 (35:39):
Hold on, hold on, let's figure out what he's
looking at it for what youlooking at how are you?

Speaker 6 (35:43):
What Sign language and shit he picked up my shot.
He flicks it.
Get your hand out of his pocket.
You shut the hell up right now.
My hands have been on my phone.

Speaker 3 (35:52):
Mm-hmm, Put them on the table so we can.
You know what matter of fact Iwas just looking at the.

Speaker 6 (36:01):
The bottle.
Oh, okay, so I was trying tofigure out what he was doing.

Speaker 1 (36:03):
Just keep in mind.

Speaker 4 (36:04):
It was plastic or glass.
I wish I had glasses right now.
Just keep in mind, don't stop.
Keep that shit in mind.

Speaker 1 (36:15):
You're saying Don't you wear glasses.

Speaker 2 (36:19):
I'm trying to think what is my favorite shit?
Probably I don't know.
Probably back in the day thatscared straight man I got caught
on that shit.

Speaker 3 (36:27):
one time they had the all-day marathon.
I couldn't stop.

Speaker 2 (36:30):
That was good.

Speaker 3 (36:31):
60 days in I couldn't stop watching.

Speaker 6 (36:33):
There's this one little kid that they're like get
in there, get in there.
He's like I can't.
And they're like why?
He's like?
Because you ain't got the dooropen.

Speaker 3 (36:41):
Nah, 60 Days In is good I don't think I've seen 60.

Speaker 4 (36:44):
Days.

Speaker 2 (36:44):
In, it's so dramatic.
I'm a Saturday Night.

Speaker 4 (36:46):
Live person.
It's on A&E right.
I love Saturday Night Live.

Speaker 3 (36:49):
A&E.
They talking prison shows.

Speaker 4 (36:51):
Hey, they about Damien Wayans.

Speaker 2 (37:01):
When he was in Living Color.

Speaker 1 (37:03):
Oh yeah.

Speaker 2 (37:05):
I forget what it was.
He was like philosophicalbrother or something.

Speaker 3 (37:10):
He was saying, all types of stuff.
He said oh, the procrastinationof the proclamation.
It made sense, but it didn'tmake sense, if you want to be
intuitive.

Speaker 2 (37:24):
I'm like what the hell Just?

Speaker 6 (37:25):
using big words.

Speaker 2 (37:26):
With your flatulence.
If y'all don't know, look upDamien Wayans.
And In Living Color.

Speaker 4 (37:42):
That and Homie the Clown.

Speaker 3 (37:44):
Oh man, homie, the Clown, Homie, don't play that.
Okay, hold on, I got one righthere.

Speaker 2 (37:48):
Oh, is that one.

Speaker 5 (37:49):
We will internalize the flatulation of the matter by
transmitting the effervescenceof the Indonesianonesian
proximity in order to furthersegregate of my venereal
infection.
If I may retain my liquids herefor one moment, I'd like to

(38:13):
continue the redundance of myquote, unquote intestinal tract.
See, because to preclude on theissue of world domination, we'd
only circumvent, excuse me,circumcise the revelation that
it reflects the aphrodisiaticsymptoms which now perpetrates

(38:35):
the Jericho's activation.

Speaker 2 (38:38):
Do not misinterpret Dog Jericho's activation Dog.
That is hilarious Classic,classic stuff right there.
Hey, they can.
I told you we talked about thatthat shit today.

Speaker 3 (38:51):
Oh, absolutely not.
Hey, speaking of that, I wentback and watched Tropic Thunder.
Oh, did you watch it?
Yeah, yeah, and I think thatwas one of the ones you said you
never seen Tropic Thunder.

Speaker 2 (38:58):
Oh, did you watch?

Speaker 3 (38:59):
it yeah.

Speaker 2 (38:59):
Yeah, I think that was one of the ones.
You said you never seen TropicThunder, right?

Speaker 3 (39:03):
It wasn't that.
It really wasn't that bad, itwasn't.
Oh no, tropic Thunder was great.

Speaker 4 (39:08):
Nah, like Come on, they rob it down or anything.

Speaker 3 (39:10):
No, yeah that whole thing, like in terms he was
hilarious, I'll be honest withyou, though, he looked pretty.
Spot on yeah.

Speaker 4 (39:20):
No, he did good he did, though he looked spot on.

Speaker 3 (39:24):
But no, what I mean is from the sense of using the R
word and all that shit andprobably everything else, it
wasn't that bad.
Aside from that, it wasn't badyeah.
It probably could have beenmade today.
It just wouldn't have won it.
I think so too.

Speaker 4 (39:37):
I didn't know it was Oscar nominated A Tropic Thunder
one.
They wouldn't really care abouthim playing a dude, playing
another dude, disguising anotherdude.
They wouldn't be reallyconcerned about the autism thing
.

Speaker 3 (39:55):
Oh, you're talking about Simple Jack.
That's what I mean.
Aside from that, it wasn't thatbad.

Speaker 4 (40:01):
I think they would have been more concerned about
that than they would beconcerned about him being a dude
disguised as a dude playinganother dude.

Speaker 3 (40:07):
Who was the best character in that, in your
opinion, though?
Oh that was Jack Black.
You thought Jack Black was thebest character.

Speaker 4 (40:13):
Yeah, I thought, robert.

Speaker 3 (40:13):
Downey, I personally thought Tom Cruise was the best
character in it.
Nah, he was kind of annoying.

Speaker 5 (40:19):
I didn't even know it was Tom Cruise, though.

Speaker 3 (40:21):
You didn't until the end but he was annoying from off
rip.
But nah, jack Black had merolling while he was coming down
.

Speaker 4 (40:30):
I might say some things Exactly.

Speaker 5 (40:37):
You know, there were times when I was doing Jack that
I actually felt retarded, likereally retarded.
I mean, I brushed my teethretarded, I rode bus retarded.
Damn.
In a weird way, I had to sortof just free myself up to
believe that it was okay to bestupid or dumb, to be a moron,
to be moronical Exactly, to be amoron, an imbecile yeah, not

(41:00):
the dumbest motherfucker thatever lived.
When I was playing thecharacter, when you was a
character, yeah, I mean as Jack,definitely Jack Stupid-ass,
jack Dude, come on.
In a weird way, it was almostlike I had to sort of fool my
mind into believing that itwasn't retarded.

Speaker 2 (41:20):
This is of fooled my mind into believing that it
wasn't retarded.

Speaker 5 (41:22):
And this is the movie clip podcast.
I flushed so much out, how am Igonna jump start it up again?
It's just like yeah, yeah,right he was farting in bathtubs
.

Speaker 2 (41:35):
So now y'all gotta look up up Tropic Thunder and
then Living Color Tropic Thunderis on Hulu.

Speaker 3 (41:42):
If you got it or if you got friends that got it, go
see it, pay us.

Speaker 2 (41:49):
What about, damn trying to think what other one
that was?
You think they could do Sanfordand Son now.
No, no, no.

Speaker 3 (42:03):
They couldn't do none of those.

Speaker 4 (42:04):
They couldn't do Sanford and Son None of those
shows.
They couldn't do Hoppy and.

Speaker 3 (42:06):
Smitty, no, all in the Family.
They couldn't do that?

Speaker 2 (42:09):
Oh yeah, no, they definitely can't do All in the
Family.
Remember Hoppy and Smitty?
Oh, they can't do the Jefferson, because George used to always
say H.
He used to say the H word.
Well, it's very limited, ohhonky.

Speaker 3 (42:23):
My fault.

Speaker 4 (42:25):
Shut up.
You know what I?

Speaker 3 (42:25):
mean Well, you just got us canceled, nigga.

Speaker 4 (42:29):
It's a cross between a horse and a jackass.

Speaker 3 (42:33):
You know what's crazy ?
You can say nigga, all you wantto, but you can't say honky,
you can't say cracker, you can'tsay Only certain genres, only
certain people can get away withit, right, black people can get
away with it.
Blackish, because that puts theedge, right If you ever watch
blackish.

Speaker 5 (42:49):
They say nigga on blackish, they do say nigga on
blackish On occasion.

Speaker 4 (42:53):
That's not network TV .
On blackish that's not.
They say nigga on network TVnow.

Speaker 3 (43:02):
They haven't said it officially, but they emphasize
it.
They have used the word in acontext.

Speaker 6 (43:07):
And they use it on the new movie Sinners.

Speaker 1 (43:10):
That's a movie In a movie.

Speaker 6 (43:13):
We talking TV.

Speaker 3 (43:16):
There's a lot of guidelines.

Speaker 4 (43:18):
You can say whatever the hell you want, not on
network.

Speaker 2 (43:21):
Not on network, not on network.
I think you're allowed to sayshit now On network television,
on cable television.

Speaker 3 (43:31):
Cable television.

Speaker 1 (43:33):
If it was four letters, you couldn't say it.

Speaker 3 (43:36):
I lost my mind when I heard them say shit on the
shield.
But that was cable, they couldsay damn, oh yeah yeah, you're
allowed to say damn, you can saydamn, hell ass you might be
able to say bitch a couple times.

Speaker 4 (43:48):
I'm talking about back in the day.
You couldn't say it if it wasfour letters, no.

Speaker 1 (43:54):
But, now you can say pretty much.

Speaker 3 (44:01):
But when you think about network TV, there's really
not a lot.

Speaker 2 (44:02):
They're trying to push the envelope now.

Speaker 4 (44:02):
Yeah you know I didn't like growing up.
I didn't let the kids curse andthen, like that, I told my
curse.
Enough for all of us.
So there's no reason for nobodyin the house to curse, right?
I don't trust if you can'tcurse, so no, I'm just saying
said you don't trust people.

Speaker 2 (44:18):
That don't curse, no.
But we going up the thing.

Speaker 4 (44:20):
Why not.

Speaker 2 (44:22):
You think they trying to be too good.

Speaker 3 (44:25):
They act like they better than people.
Come on man.
Let's really talk about thatfor a second.

Speaker 6 (44:31):
I'm not a big cusser Bosco told me I had a potty
mouth.

Speaker 3 (44:37):
If it's every third word coming out.
Fuck, bitch damn.

Speaker 6 (44:40):
When I'm ranting and raving.

Speaker 3 (44:42):
Yes, yeah, but like you know if you say shit Every
once in a while, or fuck orwhatever you know that's, that's
Okay, but Gosh darn it.

Speaker 1 (44:53):
Come on, say damn it, gee willikers.

Speaker 4 (44:56):
Gee willikers this ain't leave it to Beaver.

Speaker 3 (45:00):
So to Tom and Tom.
The consensus is that theintelligent people like the most
intelligent people have thefoulest mouths.
You ever heard of that?
That shit's true, right there.

Speaker 4 (45:13):
For real.
No, it ain't.
Yes, it is that shit ain't true.
My cousin got a foul mouth.
He's dumb as my face.

Speaker 3 (45:19):
That shit ain't true, my cousin got a file, then you
got dumb motherfuckers who don'tknow how to put words together,
so they use them shits as spacesavers.

Speaker 6 (45:26):
I feel like the way you're talking is about who
you're around, like it doesn'tmatter how educated you are.

Speaker 3 (45:30):
That's called code switching.
We did an episode on that.
What episode was that?
I don't remember the codeswitching episode I don't agree
with that Just episode.

Speaker 4 (45:39):
But let me go back.
I don't, I don't agree withthat.
Just because you got to findthem out, don't make it.
No, I don't I don't I agree,and then if you say you're
intelligent, there's a goodchance you're not but there's a
certain level of I'm just sayinglike all right, we get it.

Speaker 3 (45:53):
You know, when every other word is motherfuck this
now, that's overboard.

Speaker 2 (46:00):
Yeah, it's all in context, right, like if you sit
up here and you be like oh, Iforgot my keys.
Yeah, Just like, oh, whatever.

Speaker 6 (46:09):
Well, like I was raised around, everyone in my
family curses like a sailor.
So like I'm just used to, Imean it just depends on the
environment you're in.

Speaker 3 (46:19):
If we out and about we talking, I don't want to hear
every third word is a cuss word.
Well, I don't think it shouldeven.
It just depends on where you'reat.

Speaker 4 (46:28):
Yeah, exactly If you had first Friday, you'd get what
you get.

Speaker 1 (46:32):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (46:34):
I'm just saying, you know.

Speaker 3 (46:38):
My problem with it now, though, is kids lack lack
the respect of cursing aroundadults oh my goodness.
Kids lack respect in generalyeah, that's true what she said.

Speaker 6 (46:48):
I can't stand that.

Speaker 2 (46:49):
I got another question about kids after this.
Now, that is true, pull out,hey at what age?
That's the first step at whatage is it time for the kids to
get off the titty?
What's a great age and what Imean by get?

Speaker 1 (47:07):
off the titty Exactly .

Speaker 3 (47:09):
Oh, the metaphorical titty.

Speaker 2 (47:10):
Yeah, meaning to start contributing, or seven.

Speaker 6 (47:17):
When you're old enough to understand, I think.

Speaker 3 (47:21):
I would agree with seven.

Speaker 2 (47:23):
I'm saying once like out of high school.

Speaker 1 (47:27):
No Nah.

Speaker 3 (47:29):
So how long are you going?

Speaker 2 (47:29):
to let your kids If you're staying at home.

Speaker 3 (47:32):
Yeah, you're staying at home as soon as you graduate,
you are contributing if you'restaying at home.

Speaker 2 (47:35):
Like I said, if you're going to college, okay, I
get that, or going to themilitary.

Speaker 6 (47:40):
Well, I feel like everyone I don't know like in my
house it was you contribute.
I don't know If your mom'smaking dinner, you better go cut
up the vegetables or something,wash the dishes.

Speaker 4 (47:54):
We weren't allowed in the kitchen.

Speaker 2 (47:56):
You know, I'm talking about money-wise, oh,
money-wise.
So if you're just sitting uphere and you're just paying for
everything and your kid is like30 years old, oh dad, no, hell,
no.
I'm talking about yourgrown-ass kids.

Speaker 3 (48:12):
Because, I mean, we're only obligated to raise
them until they're out of highschool and they're 18 years old
26.
But if, like you said, they'regoing to college, they're
actually doing something toenhance their lives then, you
can stay as long as you need to,until you can, you know.

Speaker 2 (48:27):
What if I just want to sit at home?

Speaker 3 (48:30):
If you sitting at home.

Speaker 2 (48:31):
What if I just want to sit at home and smoke weed?
Well then, guess what your assbetter get a job and you're
going to be paying rent.
I'll be like, yeah, I can't payrent, but I can get a sack and
we can smoke together.

Speaker 6 (48:41):
Nope, sit on the street and smoke weed is what
you can do.

Speaker 3 (48:45):
Nope, I'll be cutting off internet.
I'll be cutting off why.

Speaker 4 (48:48):
I'm going to cut my shit off.

Speaker 3 (48:50):
No, I'll cut it off.
You can control it.

Speaker 2 (49:00):
I ain't that's just like me walking to my house and
hiding my wallet?

Speaker 6 (49:03):
I wish you would touch my wallet, I'd beat your
motherfucking ass, and that'sthat old school parent right
there.

Speaker 2 (49:06):
I think it's important to teach your parents
responsibility.
Tell them Joe.

Speaker 4 (49:08):
Like even before Somebody coming over, you better
put your wallet.
It's my house, I ain't comingto eat my shit.

Speaker 3 (49:12):
No, no, I know, what you mean, you coming to my house
?
No, yeah, no, what I?

Speaker 4 (49:15):
mean is, I give you the benefit of the doubt, but
you fuck up, I'm coming to getyou.

Speaker 1 (49:18):
Oh yeah, no, I get it .
I get it.

Speaker 6 (49:21):
But what I mean is Like, I'm going to feed you
regardless, but if you want aphone you can pay for that shit
yeah.
If you want like special, likeshit, that like doesn't benefit
anybody but you, then pay forthat yourself, but I'm going to
feed you, you can sleep in myhouse.
You're still like I don't know.
It's like your responsibilityas a parent.

Speaker 4 (49:43):
But like the special shit that they want just for the
rest of the shit.

Speaker 3 (49:45):
What level of responsibility do you use?

Speaker 6 (49:47):
I'm not going to pay for your games.
I'm not going to pay for yourgames.

Speaker 3 (49:49):
What I'm saying, though, is at what point right?

Speaker 2 (49:51):
Right, it's expensive .
You know what I'm saying.

Speaker 3 (50:00):
Really somebody who is not looking to better
themselves or better anyonearound them.
At what point do you cut thatperson?

Speaker 6 (50:09):
off Immediately.
First of all, they're nevergoing to learn, unless you let
them go or as you buy videogames and all that shit.

Speaker 4 (50:16):
You created that shit .

Speaker 6 (50:17):
You're enabling that.
That's you.
You created that shit.
You're enabling that.
That's you.

Speaker 4 (50:19):
You created that, so you're going to stop on some
shit you created.
You created that.

Speaker 6 (50:24):
Yeah, so.

Speaker 4 (50:25):
You had every opportunity to take that little
motherfucker to the park.
No, you said, hey, here's theDisney channel.
How the fuck at it.

Speaker 2 (50:32):
Yup, here's the iPad.

Speaker 4 (50:33):
And then you get mad at him when he's trying to talk
shit to you because he see themotherfucking Disney's laying
there talking to their parentslike that.

Speaker 2 (50:39):
I heard some of them kids shows are.
I don't know which ones, butI've heard a couple of them kids
.
I forget which one, I ain'tgonna remember it, but I know
it's one of them kids shows.
I guess they said it has thekids kind of like talking back
to their parents or somethingthat's all Disney can, all the

(51:00):
Disney shows like that, and thenCoco.

Speaker 1 (51:04):
Mellon.

Speaker 4 (51:04):
But then they'll go back and apologize.

Speaker 2 (51:06):
Those are big kids.
Oh yeah, coco Mellon.

Speaker 4 (51:11):
Your kid already heard that shit, you know Well.
The problem is you come outbetter just it's okay to play
video games.
Everybody got video games.
They need to get out of thehouse.

Speaker 3 (51:23):
No, they need to do something.

Speaker 4 (51:24):
Go outside and play.

Speaker 2 (51:25):
Play a sport.

Speaker 4 (51:26):
Get some sun.

Speaker 3 (51:27):
Anything.
Here's the thing, though.
I mean it really does go backto parenting, right Hell.
I had a video, we had a videogame system growing up system
growing up.
We had a Sega Genesis with 200games, but guess what?
Y'all rich.

Speaker 2 (51:43):
Hey, you heard that nigga say 200 games, 200.
200.
You can't bring it back.
Now there's a story behind that.
I played the demos.

Speaker 5 (51:55):
There's a story behind that.

Speaker 4 (51:57):
They're trying to stun.
Now they're really trying tostun now.

Speaker 1 (51:58):
My folks was in the military, right, listen, there's
a story behind that.
Hey look, let me throw you inon the story behind that.
Yeah, okay, they're reallytrying to stunt now my folks was
in the military right, he gotthe new mic, one of the soldiers
.

Speaker 3 (52:06):
You like that, nigga, pass your mic, pass your mic.
Oh my God, wait, wait, you likethat, cut his shit off, cut his
off.
His shit off, cut his off.
Anyways, now I ain't gonnaexplain myself, but go ahead.
What I'm saying is and I mighthave exaggerated on 200 games

(52:28):
what I'm saying is it's allabout how you raise your kids,
whether you play video games,whether you swear around or
whatever.
We were corrected right If Iwatched, if we went and watched
Boys in the Hood, and I can tellyou a fact we went and watched
Boys in the Hood with my mom andour best friend and soldiers

(52:48):
was hooting and hollering insidethe movie every time somebody
got shot.
No, it was business society,actually Business society,
that's another good movie.
They came in, shut off thetheater and said, hey, y'all
need to be more respectfularound this movie.
But guess what, I wasn't goingto portray that right On the
drive home, my mom asked us whatlesson we learned from that.
You know what I'm saying.

(53:08):
Did she buy me the Boys in theHood soundtrack?
Did she buy me the tapes that Iwanted to hear?
Yeah, of course.
However, I did not act thosethings out, even though I might
have listened to them as a kid.
Right, Because my parents, myfolks, taught me what was right
and what was wrong.
So I understood there wasconsequences around what was

(53:30):
right and what was wrong.

Speaker 6 (53:31):
It's always taught.
There's a time and a place.

Speaker 3 (53:33):
Damn, you got deep, but then, but then, but then,
nah, I ain't even going to touchit, you got it.
Go ahead, no, go ahead, say itwith your chest, I was just
going to say fuck it.
I'm saying you know, that's allrelative right.

Speaker 5 (53:46):
Right and wrong is all relative.

Speaker 6 (53:47):
Well, no, no.

Speaker 3 (53:49):
No, it ain't.
Right and wrong is all relative.

Speaker 2 (54:00):
Mm-defense.

Speaker 3 (54:03):
And if, say, some BG trying to earn stripes for the
set on the set, all thatbullshit, I was in the right
because I got my stripes.
Is that right, though it'sright for what you're doing.

Speaker 1 (54:19):
But guess what it's right?
It is, in that context, rightfor what you're doing.
But guess what?
The cops see what you're doing?
It's wrong.
Now, it's still relative.

Speaker 3 (54:26):
It's relative.
That's my point.

Speaker 2 (54:28):
They got off to parenting.

Speaker 4 (54:30):
I don't know what y'all doing.

Speaker 2 (54:32):
Hey, we done got too serious.

Speaker 4 (54:33):
Here's the thing Pussy dick, pussy, dick.

Speaker 2 (54:36):
You are, we're going to turn to Nobody Talking.
Podcast and meet the press.

Speaker 4 (54:41):
Okay, here's the thing You're a human being right
and you know the differencebetween right and wrong Period.

Speaker 1 (54:48):
Nobody got to tell you that shit?

Speaker 3 (54:49):
No, that's true.

Speaker 4 (54:50):
You can say.
You can say oh, nobody nevertaught him that bullshit, you
know.

Speaker 1 (54:54):
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 (54:55):
You know the shit ain't right and you do it anyway
, though.

Speaker 2 (54:57):
Right, you should know you don't go into the store
and take that piece of candy,because you know it's wrong and
if you.
You didn't pay for it.

Speaker 4 (55:05):
That's right.
You don't take the piece ofcandy.
Everybody know you eat the shitIn the store, right?

Speaker 1 (55:10):
Yes, Facts you leave the store.
Motherfucker, steal it Right.

Speaker 4 (55:18):
Right man you go to that motherfucker fix you a
whole motherfucker bolognasandwich.

Speaker 3 (55:23):
You probably could and get away with it.

Speaker 4 (55:25):
They can't you never left the store.
Put that shit in the basketstore and make your own sandwich
.
By the time you get to aislesix, you got a nice fucking
bologna sandwich.

Speaker 3 (55:34):
I never thought about it like that.
You know you get some chickentenders at the little food deli.
You walk.

Speaker 4 (55:41):
I never thought about it like that you know you get
some chicken tenders at thelittle food deli, just walk
around the store and starteating.
Hey, listen, you can clean upat the grapevine.
They got about 19 differentgrapes, yup.
If you get two a piece, you gota whole bag.

Speaker 2 (55:51):
The candy in the barrels.
You could get somechocolate-covered raisins.

Speaker 3 (55:55):
Let the store manager come up to you.

Speaker 4 (55:57):
We'll go tell you what it is, you just taste, test
it.

Speaker 1 (56:05):
At the.

Speaker 6 (56:06):
Winko At the Winko Pay us.

Speaker 4 (56:07):
It's good.
Yep, the best thing ever ismotherfucking Sam's Club.
You can get fooled with a Sam'sClub.

Speaker 6 (56:12):
I've never been inside Sam's Club.

Speaker 2 (56:14):
Telling they got to pay us Christian, pay us
Membership of that.

Speaker 4 (56:18):
You go to Sam's Club.
You walk through the door, youstart at the cookies and they
going hey, try this man.
They feed you all through thestove, that's.

Speaker 3 (56:26):
Costco too.
This man speaks the truth.
I still do it too.

Speaker 4 (56:32):
Man, you go to Sam's Club I still do it too.

Speaker 3 (56:34):
You got Sunday.
Hey have you ever gone like gota sample, then gone back around
and got another one?

Speaker 4 (56:38):
I don't even leave.
I get my sample.
Is this at Costco?

Speaker 3 (56:46):
Let me go ahead and take one to my son over here.
I pick up like three or four ofthem.

Speaker 4 (56:50):
All the time I went over there they was doing Hot
Pockets, Cutting Hot Pockets up.

Speaker 1 (56:56):
I got me like three of them, you got a whole hot
pocket.
You got a hot pocket.
I ain't got a hot pocket in aminute.

Speaker 3 (57:03):
When was the last time you had?

Speaker 2 (57:04):
a hot pocket.

Speaker 3 (57:05):
It's been a while.

Speaker 2 (57:06):
I was just looking at it the other day in the store
too.
Wait, what's?

Speaker 6 (57:10):
your favorite hot pocket Ham and cheese Ham and
cheese.
You asked for my favorite oneyou right, but explain yourself,
nigga.

Speaker 5 (57:20):
I'm a ham and cheese.

Speaker 3 (57:20):
Nigga man, I like ham and cheese, pepperoni Ham and
cheese.

Speaker 2 (57:24):
Don't they have a pizza one?

Speaker 3 (57:25):
They have a ham and cheese croissant.

Speaker 2 (57:27):
Okay, yeah, so that would be my favorite Anything
pizza, pizza is my favorite,what's yours and another thing.

Speaker 3 (57:34):
I'd say pepperoni.
Okay, I'm basic with that.
I'd say pepperoni.

Speaker 4 (57:38):
Another thing Is that pepperoni.
Oh, another thing, that soundsgood.
You can get the hot dogs andthe soaps.

Speaker 2 (57:42):
What's yours For $1.50.

Speaker 6 (57:44):
I like the one with the what is it four cheese.

Speaker 3 (57:47):
Oh, the four cheese hot pocket oh the four cheese is
good.

Speaker 6 (57:51):
Yeah, that one's good , but no you was cheese steak
hot pocket, sorry, okay, thoseare not that good.

Speaker 4 (57:56):
Yeah, yeah, they got their own cheese, they got, they
got a little too.

Speaker 1 (57:59):
The meat ain't really that good.
It's rubbery, all right.

Speaker 6 (58:03):
You know what We'll be hated today.
It's okay, you know what?

Speaker 4 (58:06):
You know what?

Speaker 3 (58:06):
you can do, you can go ahead and give that mic up to
somebody else that can use it.
Just got it on mic.
Yeah, damn, it's like DianaRoss, we're going to have to
have it on mic.
I'm coming out.
I was just listening to thatthis morning.
Oh, that's the jam.
Yeah, that's the cut.

(58:27):
Shout out to 104.3.

Speaker 2 (58:29):
Yeah, no, that's the jam right there.

Speaker 4 (58:33):
You turn that shit on .
You hear the same song foryears.

Speaker 3 (58:35):
No, you will, you will, and it does get old.
But when the Bluetooth ain'tworking, you know, sometimes you
got to listen to the radio,sometimes you got to listen to
the radio or silence.
I'll do that sometimes Right,how's your drink coming?
Jess, just Jess.

Speaker 6 (58:53):
Which one?
I got three in front of me.

Speaker 3 (58:56):
She's triple fisting.
So podcast world which one?
I got three in front of me.

Speaker 6 (58:59):
She's triple fisting, so podcast world.

Speaker 2 (59:00):
she got three drinks in front of her.
Well, two, yeah, this one'sgone.
Hey, tell them.

Speaker 3 (59:03):
Don't put you out there like that.

Speaker 2 (59:04):
She got a Trianta.

Speaker 6 (59:05):
It's a Venti.

Speaker 3 (59:07):
That's like a $13 drink.
Where's your final destination?

Speaker 1 (59:09):
shit right there, wait, hold on.

Speaker 3 (59:11):
Hold on.
How can you not afford namebrand?
But?

Speaker 4 (59:13):
you got a $13.
It's not mine, I didn't buy it.
I just told you that.
A $13, what?

Speaker 3 (59:18):
That damn Starbucks.

Speaker 4 (59:19):
That's $13.
Probably.

Speaker 3 (59:22):
I mean, that's half a $13.

Speaker 6 (59:24):
That's crazy.
I'll pull it up on DoorDashright now.
Oh, so you didn't order it atDoorDash, see, and she got
DoorDash.
Okay, jess See.

Speaker 3 (59:36):
Okay, jess, I do have DoorDash.

Speaker 2 (59:37):
I don't have a car.
I've never, ever.
You're all bigger than me.
You can't talk.

Speaker 6 (59:41):
Except for Bosco.

Speaker 4 (59:42):
I've never ordered from DoorDash Ever.

Speaker 6 (59:44):
Nope.

Speaker 1 (59:46):
Why you order from DoorDash when you just called
Domino's.

Speaker 3 (59:50):
I don't have enough people to eat.
I do have enough, they're notbig.

Speaker 2 (59:55):
I do have a cheat code on.

Speaker 6 (59:57):
DoorDash or Grub.

Speaker 2 (01:00:01):
On one of my cards you get.
Order it on.

Speaker 3 (01:00:03):
Sunday.
You'll be done by Saturday.

Speaker 2 (01:00:04):
Like 20 bucks a month free.
So you order it through likeDoorDash, so you can't even go
to the whole thing.
I think, like Amazon Prime, youcould do the same thing, and
then you just pick up and thenlike KFC and you'd be like, oh,
go pick it up, I can't.
So then that little, that $10.
No, I was saying how I get like10 or 15 bucks a month like

(01:00:27):
free, for I never, ever use it.
But if you order it and thenyou just put pickup, then I go
get it.
Then a couple of days later, ifyou spent like 11 bucks, then
you get your $11.

Speaker 3 (01:00:40):
I respect DoorDash.

Speaker 2 (01:00:42):
I ain't gonna say what card it is.

Speaker 1 (01:00:45):
I was messing with it for a little bit you gotta get
your money right.

Speaker 5 (01:00:50):
I can't do it.

Speaker 3 (01:00:51):
One more thing on the Final Destination movie.
I didn't expect the last one tobe the best.

Speaker 2 (01:01:01):
Oh, so you think it's the best out of all of them?

Speaker 3 (01:01:03):
Hands down.
It's crazy.

Speaker 6 (01:01:05):
I haven't watched any of them.

Speaker 3 (01:01:06):
Do you know the premise?
Do you know the premise behindit?

Speaker 6 (01:01:09):
So I will overthink that that shit's going to happen
to me.

Speaker 3 (01:01:11):
Like over and over and over and over again.

Speaker 6 (01:01:13):
It is a possibility.

Speaker 4 (01:01:14):
A lot of it, you ain't got to worry about.

Speaker 3 (01:01:16):
But do you know the premise behind Final Destination
?
Yeah, I know the whole likeOkay, this is a requirement.
People who cheat deathinitially, and then it finds
them, I know.

Speaker 6 (01:01:26):
I can't think about that, because I'll be like, oh
my God, that's going to fall onme, that's going to fall on me.

Speaker 4 (01:01:34):
That's going to fall on me and then I'm going to
overthink.
I feel your pain.
I remember when I first Saw oneof them.

Speaker 6 (01:01:39):
I can't.
I'm on a panic attack.

Speaker 4 (01:01:40):
That fucking Bottled on the floor oh.

Speaker 6 (01:01:42):
I thought you were Talking about this, that shit
happened.
I will have a whole Panicattack.
It did, though.

Speaker 4 (01:01:47):
That motherfucker Right on the brake pedal.
What about?
What about when?

Speaker 3 (01:01:50):
What about when you were Driving a freeway?
You got behind a, a big semi.

Speaker 4 (01:01:54):
Carrying lumber Everybody carrying lumber.

Speaker 6 (01:01:55):
Everybody says Final Destination.
Every time you see one of thosetrucks.
I don't get behind those.

Speaker 3 (01:02:00):
But even before that, or just.

Speaker 4 (01:02:01):
Even before that I've seen that scene I'm hugging my
windshield man, I didn't play somany windshields.

Speaker 6 (01:02:06):
It's terrifying.

Speaker 3 (01:02:07):
I can't yeah every time I see a semi carrying like
rhubarb or something.
Nope, just zoom over here, Idon't mess with big trucks
period.

Speaker 4 (01:02:20):
No, yeah, I don't even like being behind pickups,
because you know like the tiresblow out and all that shit.

Speaker 6 (01:02:22):
Because I overthink all that shit on my own.
I'm like that ladder is aboutto come out and it's decapitate
me, damn.
Jess Out the back of that truckEvery single time.

Speaker 4 (01:02:32):
I cannot think about that Hypochondriac I, but you
doing it now and you ain't evenseen the movie Exactly.

Speaker 6 (01:02:37):
That's why I can't see the movie.
Movie night Yep.

Speaker 2 (01:02:43):
Final Destination time.

Speaker 3 (01:02:44):
You guys just thinking that Well we got Final
Destination.

Speaker 2 (01:02:50):
What else came out?

Speaker 5 (01:02:51):
I need to be educated .

Speaker 3 (01:02:54):
The.

Speaker 2 (01:02:54):
Weekends movie.
I want to see that one.

Speaker 3 (01:02:56):
I want to see the Clown in the Yard too, the Clown
in the Cornfield.

Speaker 2 (01:02:58):
Yeah, I want to see that one.
I want to see the clown in theyard too.
Not the clown in the yard, theclown in the cornfield the clown
in the cornfield.

Speaker 3 (01:03:01):
Yeah, yeah, I want to see.
That Looks real good.

Speaker 6 (01:03:03):
I know I got to show y'all I want to show y'all, I
need to watch on Netflix CalledForever.
Netflix.

Speaker 4 (01:03:10):
Netflix why that sound like a love story?

Speaker 2 (01:03:14):
It is.
It's like rom-coms, joe.
No, so you never saw Pretty in.

Speaker 1 (01:03:18):
Pink.

Speaker 4 (01:03:20):
No.

Speaker 2 (01:03:20):
Or the Notebook.

Speaker 4 (01:03:22):
I like the Notebook.

Speaker 2 (01:03:23):
Really Well, if you like the.

Speaker 3 (01:03:24):
Notebook.
You're like what did you likeabout the Notebook, without
giving the spoilers?
Actually, I've never seen it.
If you haven't seen theNotebook by now, people.

Speaker 6 (01:03:31):
You haven't seen the Notebook.
It had a lot of action.
It's a good movie.
It's sad.

Speaker 2 (01:03:35):
Yeah, I was going to say it's a sad movie.

Speaker 4 (01:03:38):
See, now I don't need to watch it because I already
know what's up.

Speaker 3 (01:03:40):
I'll tell you what.

Speaker 4 (01:03:40):
I like Big Fish too.

Speaker 3 (01:03:42):
Never seen Big Fish.

Speaker 2 (01:03:44):
What about you?

Speaker 4 (01:03:45):
should watch that Tom Hanks right On.

Speaker 3 (01:03:47):
Golden.

Speaker 2 (01:03:48):
Farm no Big.

Speaker 3 (01:03:48):
Fish.
Who's in Big Fish?

Speaker 2 (01:03:53):
The Bridges of Madison County Never seen that.

Speaker 6 (01:03:55):
Never seen, it, never even heard of that one, oh I
seen it.

Speaker 2 (01:03:58):
That was good.
Sleepless in Seattle, I wasforced to watch that.
Never seen that.
Seattle was okay, that was goodwhen Harry met Sally.

Speaker 3 (01:04:05):
Never seen that.
You watch no rom-com, notreally.

Speaker 6 (01:04:07):
I don't watch many of them.
I don't watch rom-coms, I don'treally Nope.

Speaker 3 (01:04:14):
The best man, best man.

Speaker 6 (01:04:16):
Nope.

Speaker 3 (01:04:18):
She's white.
She's white.

Speaker 6 (01:04:21):
Let her be white White people are usually the
ones watching rom-coms.

Speaker 4 (01:04:24):
But those are black.
I don't do rom-coms, I don'tknow, I don't even watch
rom-coms.

Speaker 2 (01:04:28):
You don't watch rom-coms.

Speaker 6 (01:04:30):
No, I like rom-coms.

Speaker 2 (01:04:33):
It's a drama rom-com, Okay.

Speaker 4 (01:04:34):
I watched something about Mary.
I like that.

Speaker 2 (01:04:36):
Hey, something about.

Speaker 4 (01:04:37):
Mary.

Speaker 2 (01:04:38):
You know I never, seen that that's a comedy.

Speaker 4 (01:04:40):
That's a rom-com right there.

Speaker 3 (01:04:42):
What about 40-year-old version?

Speaker 6 (01:04:44):
Seen that that's kind of a that's comedy though.

Speaker 3 (01:04:47):
With a little bit of romance in it.

Speaker 6 (01:04:48):
See, that's what.
Oh 50 First Dates is good oh.

Speaker 3 (01:04:55):
Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore.

Speaker 6 (01:04:57):
Yeah no, that was good, that's a good movie 50
First Dates.

Speaker 4 (01:05:01):
I don't consider it a rom-com.

Speaker 6 (01:05:02):
That's a rom-com, it's comedy, but it's romance.

Speaker 3 (01:05:05):
What about Knocked Up ?

Speaker 6 (01:05:08):
That's a good one.
I've seen that one.

Speaker 3 (01:05:09):
Would that be a rom-com though?
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:05:14):
I thought it was a rom-com, it's not under romantic
comedy.

Speaker 6 (01:05:16):
It's under comedy If they are falling in love, though
it should be a rom-com.

Speaker 2 (01:05:20):
Hey, anyone, but you is definitely a rom-com and that
is hilarious, never seen.

Speaker 3 (01:05:24):
that Is that with Sidney Sweeney and her big-ass
titties.

Speaker 2 (01:05:29):
And what's my new guy Couldn't help it.

Speaker 3 (01:05:32):
He's the new, and I'm not even a titty guy.
He's the new.

Speaker 2 (01:05:36):
That's what you've been focusing on all day His
name Damn, he was in Twisters.
He's like the new it dude inHollywood.
His name is Glenn Powell.

Speaker 3 (01:05:46):
In one ear and out the other.

Speaker 2 (01:05:47):
Yeah, shout out to Glenn Powell.

Speaker 6 (01:05:48):
Even though you said it.
That's his name.

Speaker 2 (01:05:50):
Yeah, he was also in.

Speaker 6 (01:05:51):
Out my memory.

Speaker 4 (01:05:53):
Yeah, what's the movie where?

Speaker 3 (01:05:55):
they go into space.
I need my mouth on the memoriesto keep my memory.

Speaker 4 (01:05:58):
Hidden.

Speaker 3 (01:05:58):
Figures.

Speaker 4 (01:06:00):
Oh yeah, he was in.
That too, was he yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:06:03):
I never saw that.
You never saw Hidden Figures.
No, I heard it was good, isn'tthat?

Speaker 3 (01:06:10):
It sounds familiar.
It was the the black chicksright yeah the black women
helping NASA get something intospace.
Yeah, I never saw that Based ona true story.
Yeah, he's in that StarringJanelle Monae.

Speaker 4 (01:06:22):
Yeah.

Speaker 3 (01:06:26):
Who else was in it?
Janelle Monae?
Who else?
Taraji P was in there.
Was Regina Hall in it?
She might have been in it.
I can't remember.
I never saw it.
I heard it was good.
I don't think Regina Hall beenin it.
I can't remember.
I never saw it.
I heard it was good.

Speaker 4 (01:06:37):
I don't think Regina Hall was in it or was it Regina
King?

Speaker 3 (01:06:40):
No, it wasn't either of the Reginas.

Speaker 2 (01:06:44):
I like both of them, both of them, two things.
I hate, about you.

Speaker 3 (01:06:46):
Shout out to Regina King.

Speaker 2 (01:06:47):
Oh, that was good.
Shout out to.

Speaker 3 (01:06:49):
Erin Magruder.

Speaker 4 (01:06:50):
The lady that played.
What's that what?

Speaker 3 (01:06:54):
Oh, oh, oh, Olivia, oh her name's not Olivia.

Speaker 2 (01:06:59):
Hey what?
Oh, no, that came out, Didn'twe talk about?
I forgot about that one.

Speaker 4 (01:07:03):
That's not a romantic comedy.
Yes, it is.

Speaker 2 (01:07:05):
What Groundhog Day is a rom-com?
What about uh?
What about uh?

Speaker 3 (01:07:13):
The Sweetest Thing.
What is the Sweetest Thing?
Man?

Speaker 2 (01:07:17):
y'all gotta watch.
That Is thing.
What is?

Speaker 3 (01:07:19):
the sweetest thing, man y'all gotta watch that.

Speaker 2 (01:07:20):
Is it a rom-com With Christina Applegate?
It's probably a rom-com and Ithink Cameron.

Speaker 6 (01:07:24):
Diaz.
Oh, it's got, cameron Diaz.

Speaker 2 (01:07:27):
Yeah, I think it was around the sweetest thing.
Y'all gotta watch that.

Speaker 3 (01:07:29):
Cameron Diaz, jennifer Lopez, who else?
Meg Ryan?

Speaker 2 (01:07:33):
Jennifer.

Speaker 4 (01:07:33):
Lopez had a rom-com.
They were like the rom-comqueens Vampire in Brooklyn.
Then you gonna go there, wejust throwing it out there.

Speaker 3 (01:07:39):
Wait who Vampire in Brooklyn.

Speaker 4 (01:07:41):
Hey, shit, that's a rom-com.

Speaker 2 (01:07:42):
That's a rom-com.
Yeah, there you go.
Now I know I love that.
Just flip on me, just flip.

Speaker 3 (01:07:50):
Now, how is that a rom-com?
What?

Speaker 2 (01:07:52):
is that which one?

Speaker 3 (01:07:53):
Harlem.

Speaker 2 (01:07:53):
Nights.
Hey, come on babies.

Speaker 4 (01:07:57):
Y'all get ready to be some Rich niggas.

Speaker 2 (01:08:03):
These are quotes from back in the day.

Speaker 6 (01:08:07):
Hey, what's your homework assignment?

Speaker 3 (01:08:08):
for this weekend.

Speaker 4 (01:08:09):
Somebody to fuck out.
Let's go, babies.

Speaker 2 (01:08:15):
Man, that shit was so funny man.

Speaker 3 (01:08:18):
It sounds like he's giving you a choice no, listen.

Speaker 2 (01:08:22):
Wait, did you see?

Speaker 3 (01:08:22):
Undercover Brother no that's it.
You can skip that.
You can't skip UndercoverBrother.
If you going with UndercoverBrother, go with Blue Streak.

Speaker 6 (01:08:34):
Tropic Thunder was my homework assignment last week.

Speaker 3 (01:08:36):
Yeah, you ain't watch that Damn you behind I.

Speaker 6 (01:08:39):
You got an F.
I got movies to watch thisweekend.

Speaker 3 (01:08:41):
You a hard professor, God damn.

Speaker 2 (01:08:44):
I'm like man.
They be putting the pressure onpeople huh, missed assignments.

Speaker 3 (01:08:46):
You missed one assignment.

Speaker 2 (01:08:47):
it's an F F in the class Jesus Either pass or fail,
huh.

Speaker 4 (01:08:53):
You still in the 10th grade.
What's the?

Speaker 3 (01:08:54):
next one Under 10th grade.
What's the next one?

Speaker 2 (01:08:56):
Sheesh Undercover Brother Well, who said they
haven't seen Anyone but you Me.
I don't think I've seen it.
No, that shit, I might haveseen it.

Speaker 4 (01:09:05):
It's like Ron Combs, though, was that it?

Speaker 2 (01:09:07):
Man.

Speaker 1 (01:09:07):
Anyone, but you was hilarious man.

Speaker 2 (01:09:11):
Oh yeah, I like Killing Two, I like it all, man,
y'all seen the?

Speaker 3 (01:09:15):
new trailer for the new Predator movie.
Yeah.
I haven't seen it yet.
What'd you think?

Speaker 5 (01:09:22):
What did?

Speaker 3 (01:09:22):
you think I haven't seen it yet.
Oh, okay, I know what he'sgoing to say.

Speaker 1 (01:09:27):
It's fantastic.

Speaker 2 (01:09:30):
I like everything.
See, I'm going to tell you whatSee y'all cats like to just sit
up here and just sit in thehouse, and oh, I'm going to
watch it on tv when they one ofyou niggas houses sound like
harkins oh, absolutely.

Speaker 3 (01:09:43):
I don't care how well you doing, don't sound like
harkins, so that's just why Ilike going, like I almost went,
and uh saw sinners again todaybut you get me one of them, big
ass popcorn, decided to get somemoney instead that's all I need
.
Yeah, I'm probably not gonnawatch it when it comes out, just
because of that, I just needbig-ass popcorn.
Because I don't have that setup.

Speaker 2 (01:10:02):
Me neither.

Speaker 1 (01:10:03):
It's okay, but it ain't the surround sound?

Speaker 3 (01:10:05):
There's a new Karate Kid coming out.

Speaker 2 (01:10:07):
Oh yeah, yeah, there is.
They say they're supposed totie them all together.
Yep, Interesting I think wementioned that last week Kerry
Washington and the new I callhim the new Idris Elba, the Wiz
comes out the Wiz man, theybetter not touch that.

Speaker 3 (01:10:27):
I don't know if it's a remake, but I see it here wait
where, hold on.

Speaker 2 (01:10:31):
Sometimes they like to do they like to do throwback
movies.

Speaker 3 (01:10:36):
Are they just doing the throwback?

Speaker 2 (01:10:37):
weren't they showing it on a Tuesday?
It's the black version of theWizard of Oz.
They like to do throwbackmovies?
I think it is.
Are they just doing thethrowback?

Speaker 3 (01:10:41):
Weren't they showing it on a Tuesday?

Speaker 2 (01:10:42):
It's the black version of the Wizard of Oz.
Hey, no, I'm going to telly'all right now I've never, ever
seen the Wizard of Oz.
What but?

Speaker 4 (01:10:47):
I've seen the Wiz, like the old version.
I've seen the Wizard of Oz.

Speaker 2 (01:10:52):
I haven't, I've seen I mean obviously I Bits and
pieces of it.
It's boring as hell, hey, guesswhat the Wiz isn't, though you
know why you just got to go seeit.

Speaker 1 (01:11:06):
Come on.

Speaker 3 (01:11:07):
Dorothy, that'll be next week's homework.

Speaker 2 (01:11:10):
Hey, just ask him for the syllabus.

Speaker 1 (01:11:11):
Where is the Wiz at?

Speaker 2 (01:11:14):
For real.
Where is it playing at?
It's on a Tuesday, isn't it?

Speaker 6 (01:11:17):
He's kind of graduating Sunday.

Speaker 3 (01:11:18):
Sunday, sunday, monday At this rate.

Speaker 1 (01:11:21):
She's not what this Sunday.
You are so rude for that.

Speaker 3 (01:11:23):
There's some flags down, never mind.

Speaker 1 (01:11:24):
You're right, but that's where they showing the
whiz, yeah.

Speaker 2 (01:11:27):
Oh, they trying to get us out there for a mass
suicide Probably justoverwhelmed.
We'd like to thank everybody.
For listening again.

Speaker 3 (01:11:41):
Mr Peabody.

Speaker 1 (01:11:43):
He got his official Official podcast mic His glasses
hanging off his nose.

Speaker 3 (01:11:48):
Looking up at everybody.

Speaker 6 (01:11:50):
You gotta pull them all the way down.

Speaker 2 (01:11:51):
So you can sit up there and hook that up here, and
then you can go live.

Speaker 3 (01:11:55):
You can go on IG.
Go on IG live.
I, from all them grades, go onIG live.
I can do everything this thinglight up.
It got volume control, it gotspatial control.
It's nice y'all Well.

Speaker 6 (01:12:08):
Good for you, be rich , listen.
Next week we're going to have amic Claps for you.

Speaker 3 (01:12:14):
No, mic for just.

Speaker 6 (01:12:16):
Jesse it, I will still be loud enough For y'all
to hear me Like that drunkteacher.

Speaker 4 (01:12:20):
Oh guess what If?

Speaker 3 (01:12:21):
it had USB, we could mute your ass Right here.
It don't work now, cause it'suh.

Speaker 2 (01:12:27):
Cause it's not, cause it's hooked up To XLR.

Speaker 1 (01:12:29):
We'll XLR.

Speaker 3 (01:12:32):
Alright, then folks.

Speaker 2 (01:12:35):
Peace.

Speaker 4 (01:12:36):
Holla, sit your ass down, peace.

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