Mikey drops a brand-new Strokeified track, and it’s so nasty it might violate community guidelines. Then somehow, things get worse. From ass print forensics to church sermons about butt hygiene, the crew spirals into a full breakdown of poop physics, drone shootdowns, HOA cone wars, and legal advice that may or may not hold up in court. A guy hides in a porta potty, a dog fires a shotgun, and someone confesses to farting so hard they woke their girlfriend.
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🎨 Ass Facts explores butt fingerprinting, painted starfish, and a potential CSI crossover.
🐶 Florida or Not includes:
A staged carjacking to avoid shopping
A porta-potty standoff with pants down and wooden stakes
A man shot by his own dog
A 107mph Little Caesars run
Golf course destruction with a pickup
Murder instructions from a cockroach
📜 Legal Q&A covers red light camera legality, squatters, trespassing, dumb lawsuits, eviction rules, and drone shooting laws.
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