The Gang Does Christmas Their Way | Ep 59

It’s the final episode of the year and the show immediately spirals into Christmas outfits, Black Santa politics, Florida crimes, expired eggnog confessions, and a shocking amount of vagina-based drug transport. The gang reflects on 59 episodes of accidental success, revisits the dumbest and best moments of the year, and somehow ends up defending a man who eats raw hog meat on a sidewalk. There’s gratitude, there’s filth, there’s Florida, and there’s absolutely no plan.

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🧠 Episode Breakdown

• Ian unveils a full “Top 10 Best Things NTDS Did This Year” list, including Black Santa Month, Dirt Squirrel, Stroke’s songs, and the NTDS party
• A Florida woman hides anti-anxiety pills in her vagina during a DUI arrest, launching the “pussy pills” and “pussy smuggler” discussion
• Confessions include role-playing as someone’s mother during sex, a mysterious 20-inch “weiner,” and someone shitting their pants from expired eggnog
• Rick and the Law tells a courtroom story about exposing a cop’s lie using foggy body cam footage and tag lights
• A group of adults use children to pass counterfeit $20 bills and retrieve real change from stores
• The gang debates cheating, why people downgrade when they cheat, and forces Jen to explain human behavior on behalf of all women
• The show ends with thank-yous, Christmas wishes, Spotify download numbers, and a very strange stripper-themed goodbye

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