We Don't Speak Gen Alpha | Ep 44

The gang stumbles into Episode 44 speaking fluent sarcasm and zero Gen Alpha. Stroke’s weekend gets torched by a cursed “couples game” suggested by Mikey's wife Mandy, someone’s girlfriend moans the wrong name during sex, and the crew drops a Strokeified banger for the parents — because none of us know what the fuck “6-7-9-11” means.

🚨 This week on America’s Loudest Podcast:

🧠 Jenn drops a Top 10 list of things men do that absolutely suck — and it’s disturbingly accurate.

📞 Voicemail of the Week: Listener Future Steven calls in from the past with a love letter to the show. He’ll hear his own message in like, 15 episodes.

📉 Damn Problems: Can a marriage survive cheating if the cheater’s doing the work but still getting punished every damn day?

😬 Confession: She moaned the wrong name mid-thrust. Real name. Not a dream. What the hell do you even do with that?

📰 WTF News:

• DoorDash driver stabbed by hill people with 7 kids

• AI homeless man prank gets SWAT called

• Japanese dude scams $24K worth of food deliveries using 124 fake accounts

🎧 Game Time: Guess That Sound — is it a cat barfing, a seal mating, or Stroke’s mom farting through a kazoo?

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