CANADA WATERFOWL - Wreakin' Havoc Outdoors | Ep078 | Off The Clock with B Scott - Off The Clock with B Scott

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SPEAKER_05 (00:00):
It's five o'clock and you're off the clock with B
Sky.
Today we got the whole crew hereand we're gonna go over the the
Canada hunt.
Alright, we went up there andabsolutely slammed the geese and
ducks.
And we're gonna pretty much justwalk you through how it went
down.
Our troubles at the airport,troubles getting rental cars.
Uh absolute great time.
But got the whole crew here.

(00:20):
We're gonna talk about it.
It's gonna be there's a lot ofups and downs in it.
It's a lot funny.
You know, we got we got deerseason coming in this weekend,
so we're gonna talk about deerhunting, bow hunting.
I'm sure we'll probably get in afight with Daryl over which bow
is better, Matthews or Hoy.
You know how it goes.
But anyways, before we get intoit, make sure you leave a like,
subscribe, and hit the bell fornotifications.
Now let's get in.

SPEAKER_06 (00:42):
So you guys just got back from Canada.
So out of all, I mean,everywhere you hunted all over
the United States, what do youguys what's your guys' opinion
about hunting Canada?
Of course, a lot of you guysalready been there before,
right?
Brian's been there, you've beenthere.
I've been there, you've beenthere.
So Jake and B Scott's are theonly ones that ain't been there
before.
Yeah.
Yep.
So what do you guys think aboutit?

SPEAKER_05 (01:02):
Well, my first take was like the amount of birds
there and the amount you're ableto kill is insane.
The pictures you're sending wascrazy.
I mean, the the volume of ducksthere and geese.
B Scott said we're not inFeltenthal anymore.
I guarantee it, huh?
I mean, I mean, what do youthink, Jake?

SPEAKER_01 (01:21):
Man, it was a it was an eye-opener for me.
It's just uh it's a differentworld.
And we we were up thereliterally the first three days
of season, September one, two,and three.
And man, it was like what 88degrees the first afternoon, but
we were still, you know,shooting the shooting the crap

(01:41):
out of them.
And that that's just you know,that's not something I'm used
to, you know.
Oh yeah.
You know, if it's that cold orif that if it's that warm in
Arkansas, there's not a duckaround.

SPEAKER_05 (01:53):
Yeah, I mean, you almost you're almost hunting our
weather here.

SPEAKER_01 (01:56):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (01:57):
There it's like, dude, just go out there and
flip-flops, whatever, just bangon them.
Yeah.
In 80 degree weather.

SPEAKER_01 (02:02):
Yeah, and also, I mean, uh also the part of the
season that it was in may havebeen a factor in this, but what
stood out to me was huntingpressure.
Man, we I I don't know about youguys, but I did not see another
field getting set up while wewere driving by.
I didn't hear any shots.
It was like literally just us.
It's just, you know, that'sunheard of in Arkansas.

(02:25):
Oh, yeah.
Fifth dog season.
I mean, it it's World War IIIall morning anywhere.

SPEAKER_07 (02:29):
I think it's a lot of it too.
You can't just show up in Canadaand kill dogs without going to
outfitter.
So, like, there's like you can'tjust cross the border easily,
you can't get your equipmentthere.

SPEAKER_03 (02:37):
So I feel like locals don't do it.
That's a fact.

SPEAKER_07 (02:39):
Yeah, see, like it's a lot of work, you know.
Me and Shockley know for sureyou can't just cross the border.
Yeah, we were staying.
I'm a hell yeah.
But you didn't have to sleep inthe airport all night.

SPEAKER_01 (02:51):
Yeah, I know.
Well, well, I did have to.
I mean, I had to hang out in anairport for sleep.

SPEAKER_06 (02:56):
Yeah, you guys had to sleep in the airport, huh?
Y'all send me pictures.

SPEAKER_07 (03:00):
You ever slept you ever slept next to Shockley?
I should really just ask Macthat I think Mac slept next to
Shockley.
I think there's a few people.

SPEAKER_02 (03:06):
I think Shockley is a few people in this group.
Yeah.
That slept next to Shockley.
I think somebody slept next toShockley.
Oh my god, what's Shockley?

SPEAKER_06 (03:14):
Whoa, whoa, what is that?
What is that?
Poor guys.
Poor camera guy.
Not slickly.

SPEAKER_03 (03:19):
We got some good camera guys in the back.
What is that?
AI.
That's not real.

SPEAKER_06 (03:26):
But Shockley explained.

SPEAKER_03 (03:27):
Why does Matt give me the eyes though?

SPEAKER_06 (03:29):
I want to know.
Why is your back facing him?
Yeah, that's what's weird.
Who's the big spoon?

SPEAKER_05 (03:34):
Is what I want to know.
I'm from the big thing.
Evidently me.
It looks like from this photo,though, you're getting in
position of the little spoon.
Every neck is getting inposition of the big spoon.

SPEAKER_06 (03:44):
So you guys are sharing beds.

SPEAKER_05 (03:45):
So what's the next photo?

SPEAKER_03 (03:48):
There's got to be another one.
That's a lot better.

SPEAKER_07 (03:52):
Hey, that should be like a two-that should be a
two-part thing.
Like, what would you do forducks?

SPEAKER_04 (03:58):
For a hunt like that, I'm sure you'd do a lot.

SPEAKER_05 (04:02):
But going back to the hunt, though, something that
blew my mind.
Okay, I was not prepared forthis whatsoever.
And if I would have bet money, Iwould have lost it all.
The mosquitoes.

SPEAKER_03 (04:12):
I knew that was coming.
Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (04:13):
They were so bad.
Serious, sir.
So bad.
I wouldn't even have thoughtthey lived there.
Well, it's crazy is like you'dbe hunting.
We'd be hunting in an A-frame,just sitting there waiting for
some ducks, you know.
And it wouldn't be mosquitoes.
But if you put your head up tolook outside that blind, you're
done.
Cooked.
Let's go back.

SPEAKER_03 (04:29):
Last week when they was in Kentucky, I was texting
everybody, keeping dibs oneverybody said they seen any
deer.
Tim says, No, but thesemosquitoes are absolutely
horrible.

SPEAKER_00 (04:38):
They're bad.

SPEAKER_03 (04:39):
Well, I text Jake.
I asked them if they seenanything.
I heard, I said, I heard themosquitoes was bad.
He says, Oh, these ain't nothinglike Canada.

SPEAKER_07 (04:47):
Dude, Canada, dude.
There were serious mosquitoes,dude.
Why is there so many mosquitoesup there?
All the crop fields like this.
I don't know.
I saw them when I was there.
I know it was later in the year,but it was no mosquitoes.
This was miserable.
It was bad.
And these weren't no chumpmosquitoes either, dude.
We walked in that um full grown.
We walked in that gas stationand me and Bee Scott, and Beast
Scott was like, What's thestrongest stuff you got?

(05:08):
I don't care what it costs.
It ended up being some uh, whatwas it, jungle juice?
Yeah, it's like called junglejuice.

SPEAKER_05 (05:14):
Had like a gorilla on it.
What's it all about?

SPEAKER_07 (05:17):
I don't know.
Just make sure it worked though.

SPEAKER_02 (05:19):
It's really good mosquito spray.

SPEAKER_03 (05:20):
Hey, you sprayed around like you just sprayed it.
We was fogging the top of thebiggest.

SPEAKER_07 (05:24):
If you topped the top of your blind, it's like it
was nowhere to be found.

SPEAKER_05 (05:27):
It was super thick.
Like when I sprayed it on myarms and stuff, it was like oil.
Don't worry, we probably can'tget it in the state.

SPEAKER_02 (05:33):
Yeah, guaranteed to guaranteed to cause cancer.
Yeah, sure.
There was never no more.
It would layer whatever yousprayed it on.
We didn't care.

SPEAKER_07 (05:40):
They were that bad.
It was like WD40.
Like if you pulled a videocamera up, the mosquitoes look
like ducks.
Yeah.
Like sometimes I would look upand think it was a duck.

SPEAKER_04 (05:47):
Oh, we shot a few of them, they crippled out.

SPEAKER_07 (05:49):
You know, the dog had to go pick up.

SPEAKER_02 (05:50):
Dude, I'd be recording.
Stuff would be coming in, I'd berecording, and I would be like,
there's they're they're outthere, and I'll, oh, this
mosquito.

SPEAKER_05 (05:58):
You know, like you like you see these war movies
and stuff, we're in a foxholeand there's planes dropping
bombs above the, you know, abovethe foxhole.
That's what it was like.
We was in the A-frame lookingup, and it was just like, woo,
woo, woo.

SPEAKER_03 (06:09):
Yeah, that's definitely coming in.
It's pretty wild, huh?

SPEAKER_06 (06:12):
Well, how many times uh how many boxes of shells
y'all go through?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Which side of the blind?
It's better to uh you gotta justask you.
Who was on who was on the leftside, who was on the right side,
and who shot better?

SPEAKER_07 (06:23):
Oh, right side was the left side was Shockley and
Jake.
Yeah.
I was down the middle.

SPEAKER_05 (06:29):
And right side was just locked down defense.
I'm talking about nothing gotout.

SPEAKER_01 (06:34):
Which is because that's where they all came in.

SPEAKER_05 (06:38):
That's not true.
Roll it back, play the clip.

SPEAKER_03 (06:40):
There was a few times, Jake.
Did you didn't you shoot throughthe right too?
I mean, I didn't.

SPEAKER_07 (06:44):
I mean, I had to help them out.
Yeah, I had to shoot through theright.
Well, there's a there's a coupletimes a left side shot by their
self.

SPEAKER_01 (06:49):
Yeah, I mean, and birds fell.
Yeah, thank you.
That's a great point.

SPEAKER_06 (06:54):
I was gonna say the birds kept going, but you know,
I mean I don't recall.
How bad was y'all's uh shootingability when you first got out
there?

SPEAKER_01 (07:02):
I will say the first three volleys were horrible.
It was the worst I've ever seen.
But I mean, we're we're not induck hunting you know frame of
mind yet.
It's September 1st.
Oh, yeah.
We didn't even thought about itat that point.
You know, we didn't shoot skeetbefore going up there, we didn't
do anything.

SPEAKER_03 (07:18):
And they were so close.
We ain't used to ducks being asclose as they were.

SPEAKER_01 (07:21):
Yeah, that too.
That too.
It was uh, you know.

SPEAKER_07 (07:24):
I mean, there were some there like landing on top
of our heads.

SPEAKER_05 (07:26):
Yeah, there were there were some volleys.
The first three volleys, likeJake said, we were rough.
You know, we was making excuses,right?
Yeah, just got you know warmedup.
And we did though.

SPEAKER_07 (07:34):
We did, we came around, and we never settled in.
So when we got there, we stuckin the airport and all the other
crap we had to deal with.
It was like we got to the lodgeat what two o'clock.
Yeah, and he's like, all right,grab yourself, let's go.
So it was like we weren't evenunpacked, nobody got to settle.
We got to the blind, and thenum, I mean, we weren't even
sitting down with a blind forwhat 15 minutes of the first
group of ducks coming in.

SPEAKER_05 (07:52):
Yeah, we weren't mentally prepared for it, like
it all kind of happened quick.
And duck if you've never gottenaway.
And then we had a camera, we hada camera guy that had.

SPEAKER_02 (07:59):
You field hunted, I mean it's one thing you shoot
them in the timber, but youfield hunt.
I mean, these ducks finish likeI mean, they're on you, like
they're here.
I mean, improved cylinder, youknow.
You're shooting a full choke,you're probably missing.
Mm-hmm.

SPEAKER_01 (08:12):
Yeah, I was shooting a full choke.

SPEAKER_02 (08:13):
So how did the game?
Yeah, how am I?
That's what we and that Jake,that's all we talked about.
He was on the left side, maybe alot of missing, you know.
I would shoot modified.
Plus you missed.
I can't change chokes.

SPEAKER_07 (08:23):
20 gigs, thousands.
I think I got a video of ducksleaving on the left.

SPEAKER_05 (08:28):
But it was a great time.
Oh, it's fun.
And what's awesome about thatsix fell, I'm sure.
You know, all the shoot we weredoing, because there's so many
ducks, so many geese, you cankill so many.
It's like if you sucked atshooting going in, you could you
had it, you know, you had tofigure it out by the end of it.
Yeah, you guys.
Like you was dialed in.
Yeah.
I mean, you know, like towardsthe end, like the last day.

(08:50):
Dude, we were taking I mean, howmany were we taking out of the
out of the out of the wad?
I mean, the the last day weheard the live.
Pretty good.
I mean, we were dropping like 10out.

SPEAKER_07 (08:58):
The first evening we shot what 70, 70 something
birds.
We shot all our ducks and likeover half our geese the first
evening.
40 and 23 minutes.
The second day we shot 40 and 30minutes ducks.
Yeah.
So the shooting definitelyimproved the next morning.
Oh, yeah.
100%.

SPEAKER_03 (09:13):
By the time we left, we was we was laughing before
the we even hit them.
Oh yeah.
Oh yeah.
We knew they was smoke.

SPEAKER_07 (09:19):
Yeah, they come in, we're like, oh, that's it.
That's over with.
Then that last day, thoseRossies had no chance.

SPEAKER_05 (09:24):
So do you I love shooting those?
Those was that not just awesome.

SPEAKER_06 (09:29):
Those were the most fun birds to shoot for sure.
Big groups doing it now.
Daryl, what you doing there?
Ran or what?
What you doing?
What are you doing there?

SPEAKER_02 (09:37):
Probably fighting mosquitoes.
Looks like it's tired.
You look tired, dude.
Hadn't slept in three days.

SPEAKER_05 (09:42):
You look like your your knuckles and your right
hand look like you got in a barfight.
Probably did.
You look exhausted, Daryl.

SPEAKER_07 (09:48):
Probably all that stuff.
Do you have to go through thething like peek out?
I mean, I never really caught upon sleep.
Yeah.
No, I didn't know.
I couldn't sleep in the airportbecause I was worried about
somebody stealing all our stuff.
I bet.
I had 45,000 things.
I bet.
I bet.
It was crazy.

SPEAKER_02 (10:03):
You were worried about somebody stealing y'all
stuff when y'all already, youknow.
Yeah, you had bad karma.
Yeah, you know.
What happened, guys?
That wasn't.
We're not gonna talk about that.

SPEAKER_07 (10:10):
We're not talking about that.
And then Shaq got a guy sleepingnext to him.
If you moved, he was freakingout.
He did get mad at then westarted trying to shake the
bench on purpose.

SPEAKER_03 (10:20):
Oh, we didn't try.
He probably got up and laid out.

SPEAKER_06 (10:26):
So how was the weather up there?
I mean, you guys y'all guysbundled up, clothes.
I mean, it was hot.

SPEAKER_02 (10:33):
Definitely didn't need everything that was you
know, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (10:36):
Well, it was hot the first day, then we had a big
cold front on day like three.

SPEAKER_03 (10:40):
Probably that day was when it was cold.
Day three was 39, wasn't it?
Or something like that.

SPEAKER_02 (10:44):
I thought Daryl was gonna throw in the tail and go
back and get more clothes.
I mean, he was kind of like kindof shaking a little bit.

SPEAKER_06 (10:48):
How did y'all's uh how'd y'all sick of gear?
What kind of sick gear did y'alltake up there?

SPEAKER_07 (10:53):
So we had the Hudson Bibbs, um, duck oven.
Then we had the first, I meanthe last couple days.
The first days we were Equinox,Equinox stuff.
But we didn't take enoughEquinox stuff.

SPEAKER_02 (11:02):
Yeah, the Equinox is badass.
Had the new boots, they're good.
GTX, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (11:08):
I was super impressed with the boots, dude.
Like, that's one thing I takeaway from it.
It's like how I'll, you know,they're brand new.
I had my brand new boots on.
So like I was worried about itbeing uncomfortable at first.
They would, no, no, no.
Dude, the ankle, the way theflexibility in the ankle.
Yeah, those are money.

SPEAKER_07 (11:22):
You can even race in them.
Yes, yeah.
You can race in them.
There is a video of us racing inthem, too.
And we'll and we'll plug thevideo right here.
Daniel's gonna plug it in rightnow.
He's gonna get it going.
But uh he doesn't know.

SPEAKER_05 (11:35):
I mean, but you wore your uh boots on the bottom.
Y'all can just put it in, y'allcan just put it in after.
Don't worry about it.

SPEAKER_01 (11:40):
Um let's do it and do a reaction to it.

SPEAKER_07 (11:42):
Yeah, we gotta see it.

SPEAKER_05 (11:43):
Oh, we can do that.
If you can find it on there.

SPEAKER_07 (11:46):
It's I text it to you, Daniel.

SPEAKER_05 (11:48):
Anyways, a race, I just want to say before we get
to watching it, okay.
It was uneven ground, okay.
I haven't ran in a while.
I started with the wrong foot.
Daryl tripped everybody.
Daryl did.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (12:01):
I still think I might have got Daryl.

SPEAKER_07 (12:03):
I tried to give him a 10-yard head start.

SPEAKER_04 (12:04):
His moaning and groaning was very distracting.

SPEAKER_07 (12:09):
Listen, look.
I tried, I tried to give him a10-yard head start.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (12:13):
Dude, I didn't realize my boots.

SPEAKER_07 (12:15):
I would have beat you if you gave us 10 yards.

SPEAKER_05 (12:16):
My boots, my boots wouldn't have because I didn't
finish the race.
Nobody would have.
I would have.

SPEAKER_03 (12:21):
Jake wasn't that far behind.

SPEAKER_01 (12:23):
I'm ready for my rematch right now.
We could do it right now.
Well, I mean, after the podcast,obviously we're, you know.
We can race right now to theweek.

SPEAKER_05 (12:31):
So Daryl thinks he's untouchable.
He thinks he's the fastest man.
Okay.
I don't personally think he'sthat fast.
I know I'm really slow rightnow.

SPEAKER_02 (12:39):
I mean, I personally were the heaviest.
I'm just saying.
I mean, that is pretty muchgaps.
I still got Jake.
Good lord.
I still got you.
Well, as you can see.
And I got 20 years on you, dude.
I'm 20 years.
I'm the oldest.
I'm like y'all's dad up for you.

(12:59):
Yeah, but you weigh a bucktwenty five.
But I had heavy boots on.
Okay.
I'm just saying.

SPEAKER_01 (13:04):
Let's uh let's.
Can we get slow motion?
Yeah, if we get slow motion,very beginning.
B Scott, uh, get my heel there.
Oh.
Pause.

SPEAKER_07 (13:13):
Pause.
Let's pause first right there.
Go back.

SPEAKER_08 (13:19):
Looks like Bigfoot falling.

SPEAKER_07 (13:22):
I think chocolate knees were rubbing the whole
time.
He almost started a fire in thatfield.
Look at his knees.
I mean, they're rubbing.

SPEAKER_08 (13:29):
Dude, look at your knees.
What happened to your knees?

SPEAKER_07 (13:32):
Every step his legs got through.

SPEAKER_01 (13:35):
Like a two-year-old trying to stand in the other
person.
So that earthquake is whatcaused B scooting.

SPEAKER_02 (13:40):
Yeah, Jake's food.
Then he's trying to give it adog.

SPEAKER_01 (13:42):
Look at Beast County.
He plows in boom.
That is where he comes.
Wipe out.
I know you can't see it in that.
Wipe out.
But he catches me right there.

SPEAKER_05 (13:49):
So when my shoulder hits the dirt, it's like a
bulldozer bucket.

SPEAKER_01 (13:55):
Woo! I did fall a little bit more gracefully than
I don't know if Jake got it orBrian there.

SPEAKER_07 (14:00):
Back it up a little bit.
I was close.
Yeah, almost looked like Jakefell into the wind.

SPEAKER_02 (14:06):
I didn't know.
I should have got sick of hisnewest model of boot.
I think y'all had racing bootson.

SPEAKER_06 (14:16):
You better stick with fast boots.

SPEAKER_04 (14:22):
It's gonna be Oh, I think I don't know.

SPEAKER_01 (14:26):
Whoa, I don't know.
It was close.

SPEAKER_07 (14:29):
Right, what was that?
What were you saying?
I'm just saying, I had heavyboots.
Can we go back to like just thatpart?
Is it possible?

SPEAKER_03 (14:36):
I think we all had the same boots on.

SPEAKER_07 (14:38):
Now I will say this.

SPEAKER_03 (14:39):
Mine were different.
Were they?

SPEAKER_07 (14:40):
Yeah.
They were heavier.
Fast forward a little bit.
Just go just go to the finishline.
The decoys, the last threedecoys.

SPEAKER_02 (14:51):
Oh, got him.
Got him.
Got him.
I got you.
It was close, dude.
It was close, but I did get you.
Yeah.
Gotcha.

SPEAKER_01 (15:02):
I'm tired of all this mess.
I want my rematch and I want tobe in tennis shoes.
I want everybody in tennisshoes.
That's crazy, dude.
No excuses.

SPEAKER_02 (15:07):
I'm like, I'm a couple years out of the nursing
home and still got you.
You know what I mean?
Okay.

SPEAKER_01 (15:12):
Well, enjoy it while enjoy it while you can.

SPEAKER_06 (15:16):
That's amazing how far he is ahead of everybody,
Daryl.

SPEAKER_05 (15:19):
He's running as hard as he could.
Hey, Daryl, you think your wholeshot's good?

SPEAKER_03 (15:23):
You think Daryl got the same sick of boots as
everybody's?

SPEAKER_06 (15:32):
Hey guys.
Hey guys.
Was it his hose shot that gothim or was it?

SPEAKER_03 (15:36):
Well, if you look at the whole shot, Jake actually
slipped.

SPEAKER_02 (15:39):
Now I'm thinking Daryl took off ahead of
everybody.
I mean like when you run itback.
I got to top in any of thesehole shots.
Watch Daryl out of there,though.
Daryl always leaves early.
Look, watch us.

SPEAKER_07 (15:52):
No, everybody's going to say job.

SPEAKER_06 (15:55):
The acceleration that Daryl has is unmatched,
man.

SPEAKER_03 (15:58):
Jake almost fell taking off.

SPEAKER_05 (16:00):
You guys got smoked.
No, Daryl left us in but betweensecond and third gear.
That's where he really took off.
He did.

SPEAKER_03 (16:07):
There's extra gears.
Jake, that was a couple tenths.

SPEAKER_05 (16:10):
I tried to add a little top speed at the end, but
I realized that when I leanforward, the only way leaning
forward works is if you're stillpicking up speed.
Okay, so I was already at maxspeed, so I just laid out for
it.

SPEAKER_07 (16:20):
If you look at it, they're taking very long
strides.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (16:24):
Man, you guys lucky I wasn't there.

unknown (16:26):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (16:27):
You'd have been right there with Shockley,
didn't you?
You would have you would havetore you would have torn a
legame right off the line.

SPEAKER_06 (16:34):
I'm thank God I wasn't.
That'd been really funny.
Right now, everybody's laughingat Shockley, and it'd probably
be nice.

SPEAKER_05 (16:41):
Shockley went down.
I think Daryl in an interviewsaid something like a like a
crippled duck or something.
That's perfectly how it wentdown.
I mean he's like, whoo.

SPEAKER_06 (16:51):
It's like, yeah, it's it's your legs were like
locked together.

SPEAKER_05 (16:54):
It's like every step they came like.
I've never been a runner.

SPEAKER_03 (16:57):
I think in high school I ran a six flat.
No, never a runner.

SPEAKER_01 (17:00):
You still ain't no runner.

SPEAKER_03 (17:02):
Sixty flat?
Six flat.
Sixty flat?
Six flats.

SPEAKER_01 (17:06):
In a 40?
Yeah.
That's slow.

SPEAKER_03 (17:07):
No, I was slow.
Yeah, no.

SPEAKER_01 (17:10):
There's nothing quick about it.

SPEAKER_02 (17:12):
I think you could be five.
I think I could run backwards at65.
I ran like a mid fives, lowhigh, low five.
Some of the slowest times in theworld are running six.

SPEAKER_03 (17:20):
Well, I might be off.
I mean, I wasn't fast.

SPEAKER_06 (17:23):
At least you're running five, something.

SPEAKER_05 (17:24):
Well, you look fast, so it's very surprising.
You're a real stream build forchopping.
Daryl, what'd you say?
Daryl.

SPEAKER_06 (17:30):
What was your 40 in high school?
It's like four something.
4'6?
Yeah.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (17:36):
Didn't just out of the pressure.

SPEAKER_02 (17:39):
What's the fastest 45?

SPEAKER_07 (17:40):
4'6 is pretty good.

SPEAKER_02 (17:41):
4'3?
4'2.
4'2.
4'2.
42.

SPEAKER_07 (17:45):
So last time you raced, you you pulled a quad?
No.
I did in high school.
Yeah, 4'6 is pretty quick.

SPEAKER_05 (17:54):
See, both my legs after that, I was so sore the
next day in my legs.

SPEAKER_06 (17:58):
What's really bad is Daryl's probably running a 5'3
now.
That means y'all are runninglike really bad.
Well, everybody's off.
Yeah, I'm definitely breakingfive still.
Are you breaking five still,Daryl?
I'm still breaking five.
No, you can't do it.
I know.
We're gonna put a B-box.
We can go.
We can go.
We can go.
We can stop watching this.
There's no way you're you'reunder you're under five.
I guarantee you I'm under fiveright now in a 40 yard.

(18:18):
Jake, you think he's under five?
I think I'm under five, so Ithink Daryl is under five.
Jake.
It's only 40 yards.

SPEAKER_03 (18:25):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (18:25):
Yeah.
All right.
We're gonna time him.
Check on the next podcast.
We'll have you guys an update onhow fast Daryl really is.

SPEAKER_03 (18:32):
How old are you?
Daryl, how old are you?
30?

SPEAKER_06 (18:33):
29.

SPEAKER_03 (18:34):
29?
So he's a lot younger.
Dude, he's still a pup.
Not a lot younger.
He ain't far out of highcollege, though.
So he probably is.

SPEAKER_01 (18:40):
He was a college athlete last year, so he's
probably under five.
Yeah, hey, you say that, dude.
I couldn't walk straight forthree weeks out of that.
No, last year.

SPEAKER_02 (18:48):
Too many Twinkies.

SPEAKER_07 (18:51):
Last Sunday I played 14 games of pickup basketball.
And I have I'm just now notsore.
Really?
It's been sad.

SPEAKER_05 (18:57):
I mean, that's a lot though.
They tried to give me a playyesterday, and I wasn't good
too.
That we just watched.
I'm sore watching the video.
My shoulder probably would neverbe right again.
But now you get a shape.
Canada was fun.
It was.
It's good.

SPEAKER_06 (19:10):
It was Kentucky.
Y'all went deer hunt since wewent to Canada.
Yeah, we went deer hunting inKentucky.
I'm telling you, we didn't.

SPEAKER_05 (19:15):
Dude, it was pretty rough.

SPEAKER_06 (19:16):
I swear we were just watching corn.

SPEAKER_05 (19:18):
It was rough.
No, I I that's why I texted thatone point.
It's like, I feel like I'm setup on this cornfield just to
watch it to make sure nobodysteals it.
We had uh because there's nochance a deer's will come out.

SPEAKER_06 (19:28):
Yeah, we had uh Taylor, um, yeah, we had Taylor
Hughes up there.
We had uh Noah from uh RileyCreek.
He was up there.
Uh we had several people upthere hunting, and we all spread
out and just went on deermoving.

SPEAKER_03 (19:41):
So the big problem with hunting.
So y'all didn't shoot nothinglike a bird, coon.

SPEAKER_06 (19:45):
I almost shot a coon.
I thought about shooting a coon.
Uh yeah, I held a squirrel.

SPEAKER_05 (19:49):
I hit a squirrel at that pistol point.
I'll pull my pistol out on it ifyou jump on it.
You got that video?
I do.
I'll send that video in.

SPEAKER_06 (19:56):
Yeah, we this video is another squirrel?
Bee scout?
No, it's a different squirrel.

SPEAKER_05 (20:00):
We're talking about different squirrels here.
Well, I want to bring up thefirst squirrel.
You can bring up the firstsquirrel.

SPEAKER_06 (20:05):
But yeah, deer hunting, uh, deer hunting is
pretty slow right now.
So hot, you know.
Plus the corn wasn't cut.
I don't know about the squirrelthing.
I think Daryl said deer ain't nogood until the corn gets cut.
I put that in there.

SPEAKER_05 (20:16):
But it was slow.
No, I no, this squirrel wasthreatening me, dude.
I straight up threatened me.
It jumped three trees down, allthe way to the tree, right next
to me, crawled on my side of thetree, came down to eye level
with me, and was like like pumpfake jumping on my fucking tree,
dude.
I'm like, I'm like, don't do it.
I pulled my pistol out, like,get here, get out here,

(20:38):
squirrel.
And it finally went away.

SPEAKER_06 (20:40):
We're just not getting started though, huh?
We still got a lot planned.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (20:47):
You sat on till season, yeah.
That was cool, wasn't it?
Yeah, it was fun.

SPEAKER_05 (20:51):
It's hard to really get excited about stuff when
it's so hot.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (20:53):
Yeah, but it's hot.

SPEAKER_05 (20:55):
It's gonna change.

SPEAKER_07 (20:56):
It's about to change this week after the storm.

SPEAKER_06 (20:58):
Yeah, it's about to change.
And and you know, November is myfavorite month, so it's gonna
it's it's about to happen.
Yeah, the old hoit's gonna showy'all what it's done.
Oh, bring it home.
How much does that bow weigh?
I actually shot my I don't know,I'm pretty strong, so I can't
really tell you.

SPEAKER_07 (21:12):
Yeah, I don't feel it.
About 12 and a half pounds.
But check this out, though.
You know you can't you can'treplace looks.

SPEAKER_02 (21:20):
It's crazy.
I've never seen a bow of atripod.

SPEAKER_07 (21:22):
Look at Tim's look at Tim's boat.
He has 11 grabs, but it looksway cooler than one that has one
grab and has a hundred.
I agree.
Yeah, like functionality.
11 grabs.
Yeah, okay, maybe not 11.

SPEAKER_02 (21:32):
It's at least got six.
I just that's the first shootingsix I've ever seen for a while.

SPEAKER_06 (21:37):
I do got 100 inches of screen, though.

SPEAKER_05 (21:41):
These ain't like six, like, you know, eight-inch
screens.
These are like six big screens.
I think one's like what, 28inches?
I think it's 32.
You're close.

SPEAKER_02 (21:51):
No, that'd be funny.
Put a prank on him, put like an85-inch flat screen on there for
him.
Can't see around him.

SPEAKER_06 (21:57):
I mean, what's next in the fishing world, man?
Come on now, we're moving out.
Y'all guys are knocking it, butyou're gonna you like it.
I mean, I do like it.
I do like it.

SPEAKER_07 (22:03):
I'm just I'm comparing your boat to my bow.
I there's no he's defending hisshit on the body.

SPEAKER_06 (22:08):
I get it.
I get it.
He's redirecting the the attackto you.
My bow, I mean my boat is kindof like though.
It is.
I know.

SPEAKER_07 (22:15):
That's how my bow is.
Your bow looks good, dude.
My bow is like you pull it backand you just close your eyes.
It's gonna find a deer for you.
Well, we'll see how that's cool.

SPEAKER_02 (22:22):
That's the first time I've ever seen a set of
shooting sticks for a bow.
That's cool.
Really?

SPEAKER_05 (22:27):
Hey, dude, you got you got sticks and stabilizers
and your bow.

SPEAKER_08 (22:33):
I made that up.
Oh, I was like, damn.
That might work.

SPEAKER_02 (22:39):
Havoc, havoc gear shot coming up.
I guess you could.
Yeah, you could put gear on thehouse, yeah.
Like a like a tripod.
You can put it on yourstabilizers.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Put it on your stabilizer.

SPEAKER_05 (22:51):
Hold it and you pull it, you draw it back.
I mean, it's like stabilize onthe ground.
Like, that's like a crossbow,basically.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It'd be hard to pull that off ina tree, but it'd be a long
shooting stick.
Yeah, it would.
I'm ready though.
I mean, I think when opening, soarchery starts what, this
weekend?
In Arkansas?
Arkansas opener, yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (23:12):
Who's going this weekend?
Who's ready?
Any of y'all?
Me's going to everybody.
I'm going to be in.
Everybody?
Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (23:16):
I'll be fishing.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (23:17):
I'm shooting the first doe that walks out.

SPEAKER_03 (23:19):
I actually got a shooter daylighting, so I'm
going to hold off.
Oh, okay.

SPEAKER_07 (23:23):
How are you?
Oh, Shockley, tell them whattell them what you promised your
wife.

SPEAKER_03 (23:27):
I didn't shake on it though.
Well, you know, you don't knowwhich one.
You don't know which promise.
Well, she had she had theshooter too that she's going to
shoot.
And she just now starting acompound hunt.
I told her I popped off theother day.
I was kind of just joking.
But I told her I wouldn't shootone until she shot one.

SPEAKER_05 (23:44):
That's like crazy.
What were you trying to get?
Like, what was the goal?

SPEAKER_07 (23:50):
This had to be about 10 o'clock at night.
He did something bad.

SPEAKER_06 (23:55):
This is at 10 o'clock at night.
He definitely was.
I think she leveraged somethingon him.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, baby.
Hey, baby, listen.

SPEAKER_07 (24:01):
I want you to kill.
Okay, I'll do anything.
Listen, baby.
I was really thinking about it,and I just I only got to kill
one.

SPEAKER_05 (24:06):
You know I'm selfless?
You know I'm selfless.
What do I have to do?
What do I gonna do?

SPEAKER_02 (24:11):
He just really loves his wife, you know?
Yeah, I'm sure he does.
I mean, so you're gonna huntwith her?
Are you gonna hunt with her?

SPEAKER_03 (24:18):
I'm shooting one Saturday morning.
Oh, so you're just lying.
So you just lie.
You just talking, you just Wedidn't shake on it.
Oh my God.

SPEAKER_06 (24:25):
She is gonna see this podcast, you know.

SPEAKER_05 (24:26):
Yeah.
How does she take that though?
Is she like, oh, that's so sweetof you, blah, blah, blah.
I want to know how it was.
I just want to know how itshould be.
Shake on that.
Shake on that.
I just want to know how itshould be.
Oh, she already knew you weregonna break that.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (24:37):
But why would she why would she want you to hold
off?
I mean, I mean, I don'tunderstand this.
I don't either.
Especially if you're who madethis up?
She did.
I think I popped it off.

SPEAKER_03 (24:48):
I think you I just trying to I didn't really expect
her to bite on it though.

SPEAKER_06 (24:51):
He's just trying to get it.
Who wouldn't bite on that?
What were you uh what were youtrying to achieve, though?
Just being nice or something?
Yeah, I'll just be a nice.
Oh wow.

SPEAKER_01 (24:58):
Yeah, Shockley told me he was gonna let me kill a
turkey before uh I killed aturkey.
He did say that.
You remember it was on it's onthe city.
He never would come up with me.
No, you never took me.

SPEAKER_07 (25:08):
He never he never did the first step.
Just like Dove, though.
Yeah, you gotta take him.

SPEAKER_03 (25:11):
Try to take him on his first dove hunt too, and
he's had to go.
He had plans.
He couldn't go.
He didn't want to go.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (25:17):
I didn't want to go.
We did clap him too.
We did clap him.
Yep.
I heard y'all did.
We definitely smacked.

SPEAKER_01 (25:22):
Whatever, guys.

SPEAKER_07 (25:23):
I'm really thinking about it.
Well, the birds are not, it'snot safe for birds this year.

SPEAKER_05 (25:26):
They're not raining right now.
You guys are killing.
For sure.
Yeah, we definitely got thething going.
Got it started.
Got it rolling.
Especially with the new releasecoming in October.

SPEAKER_07 (25:37):
Yeah, we're gonna go.
That's gonna be awesome.
You guys have to think too.
October.

SPEAKER_06 (25:42):
We got a lot of good stuff coming out this year.

SPEAKER_02 (25:44):
You know, that's what's cool about Canada though.
You know?
What's that?
Early season.
You get out there.
You get in the ducks.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (25:50):
Well you start it off.
I mean, way early.
You know?
What about our guy?
He was up for two weeks beforewe was there.
Scout.
I don't think he can nobody elsecould have done any better as
far as I've heard a lot of goodthings about him.

SPEAKER_02 (26:01):
Oh yeah, he put us on.
Yeah.
I don't know if I could be agood thing.
The numbers of birds that arethere, the hunting pressure, and
the relaxed, the finish right inyour face.
I mean, it's just it's cool.
It's super cool.
Young bird, I mean, it's crazy.
Yep.

SPEAKER_06 (26:13):
Does that discourage you guys when you get in
Arkansas or whatever?
No, that's it.
No, it's it's different.
Because you know that yeah,because the ducks aren't really
piling in there until later inthe season.

SPEAKER_07 (26:22):
Yeah, but I think also I think you accomplished
like it's a different like yougo up there, you get all your
killing in, then you come down alittle bit further in the
states, you get a lot of killingin.
Then you come to Arkansas, it'slike more skill.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, it's more work.

SPEAKER_02 (26:35):
It's more you kind of see the cycle.

SPEAKER_06 (26:37):
You think it's kinda like that because of all the
hunting pressure in Arkansas?

SPEAKER_02 (26:39):
Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (26:40):
More conversations.
Well, they gotta come always.
But you're chasing a differentfeeling too.
Yeah, you think the birds arejust naturally like getting
smarter?
Because it ain't the sameburning.

SPEAKER_03 (26:48):
They're getting educated all the way down.

SPEAKER_06 (26:49):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (26:52):
Pressure.
Yeah, I don't know that likeducks are evolving.
But I mean they still flywaysmight move.
Now obviously that's what you'resaying, though, right?

SPEAKER_06 (27:00):
You think ducks are evolving to getting smarter or
something?

SPEAKER_02 (27:02):
Well, as they move down, they just it's just
pressure.
Well, what causes ducks to notlike it used to be?

SPEAKER_06 (27:08):
I think it's a lot of people now.

SPEAKER_07 (27:11):
Well, I think it's a lot of the the the commissions
and all these organizationsmessing with the flyways.

SPEAKER_02 (27:16):
That is now.
And one thing too is ducknumbers.
Duck numbers are down.
Canada don't look like it is.

SPEAKER_06 (27:23):
Well, it's maybe maybe maybe ducks are that the
accounts down of ducks gettingwhere you hunt every day or
whatever.
But obviously the ducks are.
But they don't have to migratelike they used to because
everybody has food.

SPEAKER_07 (27:37):
Because I mean if you go somewhere out of state,
there's still birds and hatedparts.
Everywhere.
You know, it's like in Kentucky.

SPEAKER_06 (27:42):
They still got the ducks.
Yeah, they you know, they gotthese printouts and reports and
stuff, but obviously the thefeeding patterns and the way
people are killing them.
And I I think people don't workas hard killing ducks either.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (27:55):
You know, and you'll see you'll have people that are
anti-Candidate.
They're like, oh, you'reshooting juveniles, this and
that, you know.
I noticed when no greenheadsare.
But that's not that's not juve,though.
Yeah, that's like it's like adeer growing out.
Yeah.
Yeah, they've not yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (28:09):
That's crazy, I didn't know they had multiple
yet.
I didn't even know that.
That's crazy.

SPEAKER_02 (28:13):
But see, people see those pictures and they'll say,
Oh, you're shooting young ones,juveniles, this and that.
Well, they've not multiple,they're they're not in color,
you know.

SPEAKER_07 (28:19):
That's kind of how people don't understand like
their feet.
They don't tell people like,yeah, there's a new dog.
Like, you don't know that.
I'm like, Yeah, we do.
Yeah, no, you can, yeah.
It's bright orange.
Bright orange, you just travel.
You just got to where he's at.
That's crazy.
Now, why is I say green?
Why is that?
I don't know the exact reasonbehind.

SPEAKER_03 (28:33):
I figured the blood flow in the jet stream was high
as they fly when they might.

SPEAKER_07 (28:36):
But when they get ready to migrate, their heads
turned are turning the wholetime.

SPEAKER_06 (28:39):
That's a really good thing for the comments.
Anybody know the answer to that?
Let us know.

SPEAKER_02 (28:42):
Well, their feet get cold, they're not wearing socks.

SPEAKER_06 (28:43):
Oh wow.
It's easy.
I don't think that's the easy.

SPEAKER_03 (28:45):
But it definitely I think it's got something to do
with that and the heads.

SPEAKER_07 (28:49):
It's something when they're flying that makes their
I don't know.
Really?
Somebody tack goes and livedown, but they have an exact
answer.
I'm on Google.

SPEAKER_03 (28:55):
Somebody kind of like you, it's kind of like
you're sleeping with your armunder your and you wake up and
your arm is sleep.
We know you're gonna be able todo that.
You think that's that's exactlywhy?
That's why I swear, dude.

SPEAKER_05 (29:06):
It is crazy.
It is crazy, crazy, crazy.
You know one thing though, aboutgoing to Canon and banging on
them early?
Now I can actually focus onwhat's coming next versus
skipping ahead.
Like now we can take our time.
We already killed ducks.
What's deer hunt?
Okay, so yeah.
Let's deer hunt now.

SPEAKER_02 (29:23):
Let's go to deer hunting for a little bit.
Slow it down a little.

SPEAKER_05 (29:25):
Let's deer hunt.
Let's get serious about it.
Definitely gotta kill some bigdeer.
And then when duck hunt comesaround, you know, it'll be new
for us kind of because now wegot boats involved.
We got, you know, in Canada, youain't rocking no boat out there.
Yeah.
So that's a part of duck huntingin Arkansas.
It's fun.
It's boats.
All right.

SPEAKER_07 (29:41):
I'm kind of ready to get to the dry field again.
Yeah.
I love the timber, but it's hardwhenever you're gonna be able to
do it.

SPEAKER_02 (29:45):
Dude, it's just hard to beat a mallard coming right
here in your face.
I don't matter, yeah.
Whichever way it's coming, Iwant it to come.
To me, that's king.
A mallard in your face in thetimber.
Like coming through the trees.
Yeah.
Oak trees flooded.
Come on.

SPEAKER_07 (29:58):
Aren't we doing a big butt part?
At this table?
You know what I heard?
I say we do.
I say we're$100, everybody atthe table.
Big puck.
Big buck pot.
Big buck pot.
Big pot.

SPEAKER_03 (30:07):
You said$100, everybody's table?
Yeah.
Big buck.
Arkansas public?
It doesn't matter where it's at.
Oh, hell no.

SPEAKER_05 (30:16):
Ain't no telling where y'all going.
I'll take that deal.

unknown (30:20):

SPEAKER_05 (30:22):
I'll definitely take that deal.
I'll do Arkansas.
Shockley.
We got Arkansas and Illinois.
No.
Everybody's going to Illinois.
What?
You're going to Illinois withJake.
So where are you going to do it?
Everybody's going to Illinois.
What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_07 (30:35):
Why is that not fair?
Everybody has the sameopportunity.
Yeah.
No.
That's not true.

SPEAKER_02 (30:38):
Shockley.
Let them clarify.
Is this legal deer?
Legal deer.
Legal deer.
Legal deer.
Legal illeer.
We don't do anything.
Harvested illegal.
I know, I know, I know.

SPEAKER_06 (30:46):
We don't do anything illegal.
I know.
If we did, we wouldn't talkabout it on podcasts.
No.
No.
Just saying.
Definitely not.
Definitely not.
We're not that dumb.

SPEAKER_05 (30:53):
So we're doing this big buck pot.
I'll say yes.
Yeah, we should do a big buckpot for sure.
I think we should take it from$100 to$200 though.
Wait a minute.
Oh my God.

SPEAKER_02 (31:01):
Is it the biggest, the biggest deer?

SPEAKER_05 (31:03):
I'm trying to bust a thousand.

SPEAKER_07 (31:05):
Well we will.
There's one, two, three, four,five, six.
If you add in actually.
Yeah, I'm not putting Cody init.

SPEAKER_02 (31:12):
No.
You could do a kidding.
You could do a husband-wife pot,you know.
Yeah, you could.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (31:20):
You gonna put in for mom too?

SPEAKER_06 (31:22):
Dude, because the the women.
Mom, mom always kills deer.
Dude, I've seen the women.
She's gonna want her own bite.
She's gonna want our own pot.
Yeah, she kills her.
Yeah, she kills nice deer everyyear.

SPEAKER_07 (31:31):
So she's probably gonna win the pot.
Well, she's very patient.
It's by inches, but you're allmeasured by the same person.

SPEAKER_05 (31:36):
You know, we all get geared up to go hunting, right?
And we're like, oh, you know,we're gonna try to make
something happen no matter theweather, no matter what.
She doesn't.
Well, a lot of times we're notgonna.
She's like, weather's not right,I'm not going.

SPEAKER_06 (31:45):
A lot of times we have the camera with us, and
when you have a camera with us,it's so times you'll shoot
something you don't want toshoot.

SPEAKER_02 (31:53):
Or women think this through, though.
Like, if it's thunderstorming, Idon't usually do that.
Women they'll they'll look out,and if it's thunderstorming,
they're like, Oh, there's atornado, I'm not hunting today.

SPEAKER_08 (32:03):
Well, I mean we'll be like, oh no, load the truck.

unknown (32:06):
What?

SPEAKER_08 (32:06):
We didn't kill anything.

SPEAKER_07 (32:07):
Oh, whoa, what if me and Beast got driven to Manicoba
last year?

SPEAKER_02 (32:12):
Yeah, you know, a woman wouldn't have done that.
You know what I mean?

SPEAKER_06 (32:15):
I mean, last year we shot some 130s.
We were sitting in the rain foranother two hours in Texas.
And we wanted to shoot 150s, butwe have Well, you always want to
shoot something bigger.
Yeah, but we had 130s come inand we had the camera, we could
shoot, you know, whatever.
Yeah.
But I mean, I probably would Iprobably would have shoot a 130.

SPEAKER_07 (32:29):
130 is okay.
Yeah, I'm shooting 130 walks outopening a day.
Because I'm gonna go with, I'mgonna throw the roll of dice
that if I get a one decent deeron camera or one decent deer
kill in a big buck pot, it putspressure on everybody.

SPEAKER_05 (32:41):
Oh, you put a 130 in there, dude.
Yeah, everybody's high.

SPEAKER_02 (32:45):
Don't y'all feel like range matters?
Because that 130 is like a 160at long distance, and then
you're like get him on theground and you're like, uh oh.

SPEAKER_06 (32:53):
No, what you want is what you want is when you shoot
a deer, and he actually getsbigger when you find him.

SPEAKER_02 (32:58):
Yeah, that's an awesome feeling.

SPEAKER_06 (33:00):
That's only happened one time.

SPEAKER_02 (33:01):
That generally is not that's not what happens most
of the time.
No, that don't happen.
Generally, it's like, oh, I'mshooting a 140, and then you get
there and he's like, it's justlike we catch a big bass.

SPEAKER_07 (33:10):
You'll catch a big bass and we'll put in a live
oil.
How big is oh it's about sevenpounds, and you look back and
you're like, it's about five.
Four and a half, four and ahalf.

SPEAKER_05 (33:20):
Oh, whenever a bass is jumping, like you're fighting
him, he's jumping out of thewater, you're like, oh, this is
a monster.

SPEAKER_06 (33:25):
I don't know if you guys heard Daryl on the phone,
but I've had him on the phonewith me.
And when he catches a fish, it'sa big one, big one.
It's a big one.
Oh, it ain't that big.
Yeah, yeah.
But he has all worked up.

SPEAKER_05 (33:35):
Until he puts it, yeah, until he puts his hands on
it, it's a giant.
It's crazy.
And then he's like, oh, he's notbase four pounds.
Nine.
Dude, I was expecting like a12-pounder.
Hey, hey, hey.
I'm not gonna stay.

SPEAKER_07 (33:45):
Hey, I'm four-pounders a big fish.
I don't care what you're gonnado.
It is a big fish.
It is a big fish.
Who's it who's coming?

SPEAKER_02 (33:49):
Put a 10-pounder.
How many 10-pounders at thetable?
One.
Yeah.
I've got two.

SPEAKER_05 (33:53):
Dude, I'm not letting you claim that, dude.

SPEAKER_02 (33:56):
Dude, I feel like nine pounds, 15 ounces.

SPEAKER_07 (34:00):
Yeah, I'm I think it was 10.
15 ounces.
On one of my scales, it was 10.
Yes.

SPEAKER_02 (34:05):
Come on.

SPEAKER_07 (34:05):
That's your tournament scale, ain't it?
No.

SPEAKER_02 (34:08):
It's not actually.
On a fishing level, all right.
So a 10-pound bass is comparableto what in a deer you think?
Like a 180?
No.
What do you think?
What what how do you comparethat?
If you're comparing a 10-poundbass to a what deer?
A 155?

SPEAKER_07 (34:22):
160, yeah.
160.

SPEAKER_02 (34:24):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (34:24):
Now 12 pound bass, you're turning getting like 180.
180.
Yeah.
10's are more coming.

SPEAKER_02 (34:30):
How many fishermen have caught a 10-pound bass?

SPEAKER_07 (34:32):
It's not very many.
I mean.
A true 10.

SPEAKER_02 (34:34):
A true 10.
10-pound bass.
What does that mean?

SPEAKER_07 (34:38):
Was it 10?
That's yours.
Was it 10?
Yours hit 10.
I'm not talking.
I was saying like people thatdon't put it on a scale.
People will catch one and belike, that's a 10-pounder, but
they didn't put it on a scale.

SPEAKER_05 (34:47):
What does that mean?
Yours is 10.
Dad, yours was not 10.
I'm not going to fake it.
I'm not going to lie about it,dude.
It's a nine pound scale.

SPEAKER_06 (34:54):
Why do you put on Facebook 10-pounder?
I think it was a 10.
It was a 10 on my scale.
It was a 10.
If Beast got caught, he'd belike, all right, it's a 10.

SPEAKER_05 (35:03):
I would never cheat myself like that.

SPEAKER_07 (35:05):
Is it 10.00 on mine?
Yes.
We waited several times.
We waited several times.
That one rounded up for you.

SPEAKER_02 (35:14):
So would you feel better about rounding it up or
like shoving a weight in it?
What do you feel better about?
It was one ounce.
Which one makes like it was oneounce?
Oh, I wasn't there.
I'm just asking.

SPEAKER_06 (35:24):
See, he just said it was one ounce.
That's what you're saying.
One ounce.

SPEAKER_02 (35:28):
Do you shove a sinker in it?
And so do you just go with it?

SPEAKER_06 (35:31):
I seen ten on a scale.

SPEAKER_02 (35:32):
Oh, you saw you saw ten.

SPEAKER_06 (35:34):
Yes.
Was his lips wetted?
He may or may not have it, butwe had them.

SPEAKER_07 (35:39):
We had five different scales.
And one scale was ten.

SPEAKER_05 (35:43):
But he also caught that.
So out of five scales, there'sonly one that said ten.
So technically we only count asa dip out of it.

SPEAKER_03 (35:49):
Keep dipping it.

SPEAKER_05 (35:50):
Get wetter, wetter.

SPEAKER_07 (35:52):
But technically, none of them are official
scales, so we don't know.
Because all of them saiddifferent things.

SPEAKER_02 (35:56):
Alright, so you weighed it for so long that the
fish could have dried out.

SPEAKER_07 (36:01):
Well, the thing, no, the thing is he caught the fish
early.
He caught the fish early thatmorning, so he rolled his live
wheel.

SPEAKER_02 (36:05):
Oh, so it could have it could have threw up as well.

SPEAKER_07 (36:07):
It definitely lost weight.

SPEAKER_06 (36:08):
I couldn't weigh it at first because I was shaking
too bad.

SPEAKER_02 (36:12):
It was definitely it had bullshit eyes.
When you first caught, it couldhave been 10, 2, or 3.

SPEAKER_07 (36:16):
No, not that much.
I only lost that much weight.

SPEAKER_06 (36:20):
It might have been 12.
I really don't get shit.

SPEAKER_02 (36:22):
Did you check for crawled edge?
I don't heard shit.

SPEAKER_06 (36:25):
I don't care what y'all say.
There's only one other personwith this table that's called 10
pounder.
That's true.

SPEAKER_05 (36:30):
I haven't there's only one person at this table
that has.

SPEAKER_06 (36:33):
Y'all just talk about 10 pounder.
Y'all just talking shit like aFacebook.
Y'all be like people on Facebooktalking shit.

SPEAKER_05 (36:42):
So where does a guy go?
I mean a nine-pounder is stilllike a great fish.
He also shot at 158 last year.
Are you serious?
Or did you say it's not 158?

SPEAKER_02 (36:54):
Man.

SPEAKER_04 (36:55):
No, the deer was 158.

SPEAKER_02 (36:57):
This is your own flesh and blood.
He you cut him from your loin.

SPEAKER_05 (37:02):
That deer was 158.
We didn't have to be a littlebit more.
That deer was 158.
We measured it multiple times.
Well, it is.
That's verified.
The bass was 10 pounds.
It was 10 pounds.
I don't give a shit what y'allsay.
I mean, 9 pounds, 15 ounces ispretty close to 10.
It's one ounce off.
It's not a big deal.

SPEAKER_07 (37:17):
But let's just put it in perspective that day,
though.
We had so many big bass thathonestly, like even none of the
nines and eights even look likenines and eight pounders.
At one point we're putting myice like a four-pounder, like
six and a half.
Like, oh, too many big fish.

SPEAKER_06 (37:29):
Oh, there's a lot of big fish.
Are you guys ready to go bassfishing or something?
We're talking about.

SPEAKER_07 (37:34):
Well, you are going fishing this weekend.
I am.
I'm kind of.
But it's not a good lake, but metoo much.
Weight sucks.

SPEAKER_05 (37:39):
Knowing that, like knowing you're going somewhere
fishing a ton of lake sucks.

SPEAKER_07 (37:42):
I'm ready for about December.
Yeah.
Be good.
Kill some ducks in the morningand catch some big bass in the
evening.
Be fun.
Be fun.
What a day.
Yeah.
Kitch day.

SPEAKER_06 (37:52):
Are you guys going back to Canada next year?
Yes.

SPEAKER_02 (37:54):
I'm totally in.
I love it.
I say drive.
Yeah.
We're driving.
I'm driving.
I'm driving.
I'm driving.

SPEAKER_07 (38:00):
See, when I go when I go in October, I want to
drive.
I gotta go back again.
I kind of want to drive.

SPEAKER_02 (38:05):
Are you looking forward to going back?

SPEAKER_07 (38:07):
I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 (38:08):
I'm almost like that.
I feel like it's like one ofthem like do it once a year.
That is.

SPEAKER_07 (38:13):
It is.
I feel like I re I would rathergo in the States and go
somewhere else and go to thestreet.
It's a big ordeal.
You know?

SPEAKER_03 (38:17):
I will say this.
I've been there twice.
I just feel like we was rushedthe whole time we were there.

SPEAKER_07 (38:22):
Once we got there, you need like you really need to
go for like five to seven days.

SPEAKER_02 (38:25):
Three days is too how many times have you been
there once, Daryl?
Twice now?
Twice now.
Yeah.
So I was there twice the timebefore, but I could see
everybody that hadn't been therebefore.
Like that first group of ducks,you were like, whoa.
I I had seen it before.
It was still awesome.
Yeah.
But you just see it, you know,it's just like you saw it.

SPEAKER_07 (38:42):
Other than that, you can go early.
I feel like you can do the samething in states.
There's so many states you cango and do the same thing,
though.
Dry fill.
Dry fill.

SPEAKER_02 (38:48):
Dakotas.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (38:50):
I mean, that's not where I was saying, but I'm
looking more west.
Well, yeah.
But I'm not going to tell youwhere.

SPEAKER_05 (38:56):
Yeah.
We just know it's west of whereyou said.
Well, we know it's not inArkansas.

SPEAKER_06 (39:00):
Yeah.
But I mean, Arkansas, I mean,Arkansas gets fired up though.
It does.
It's a different thing.
Arkansas's cool for what it forwhat it is.
You do gotta find ducks.
You gotta work harder inArkansas to catch the water.
Which makes it more fun.

SPEAKER_02 (39:11):
You do, but what's cool about Canada?
75% of all waterfowl live upthere in the prairie region.
Yeah, they live there.
Yeah, exactly.
Like you're going near theirhome.
Yeah, knocking on the doorsaying, hey.

SPEAKER_06 (39:21):
You got a lot better chance of being successful.
Yeah, oh, for sure.

SPEAKER_02 (39:24):
Oh, 100%.

SPEAKER_01 (39:26):
You go out there for a week by yourself.
Yeah, I don't get how you arenot.
Like, how could you have anunsuccessful hunting?

SPEAKER_05 (39:32):
We we literally we shot our limits and we sat
there, and we couldn't therethere was so many ducks and
geese flying around.
We're just sitting therewatching them like they're doing
it nasty, and we're not evencalling to it.
We're just sitting here.

SPEAKER_07 (39:45):
If you had 20 people in the blind, we could have shot
20 limits and within the hour ortwo.
Yeah, probably an hour becausewe were done 30 minutes.
That's nuts.
It is insane.
And when we finished, it gotbetter.

SPEAKER_05 (39:55):
It was slow whenever we we finished, then it picked
up.

SPEAKER_07 (39:57):
Yeah, and we finished in 30 minutes.
It was slow.

SPEAKER_05 (39:59):
Sam, you gotta go next year.

SPEAKER_06 (40:01):
Promise.
Well, I ain't promise nothing.

SPEAKER_07 (40:02):
Yeah, come on.
Promise.

SPEAKER_06 (40:05):
We're driving.
Come on.

SPEAKER_02 (40:06):
Yeah, if we drive.

SPEAKER_06 (40:08):
Pink promise, pinky promise.

SPEAKER_07 (40:09):
Pinkie promise.
We could drive or we should takea private jet.

SPEAKER_06 (40:13):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (40:13):
Well, I'd say I'll take private jet.

SPEAKER_05 (40:14):
That'd be a way quicker way of doing it.

SPEAKER_07 (40:16):
Yeah.
The reason we want to drive.
We still gotta go get somedrive.
The reason we want to drive isbecause we have to do so much
airport crap.

SPEAKER_02 (40:23):
Yeah.
Just the plane changes likethree times.
That was stressful there, wasn'tit?
Oh, I was worried about it thewhole time.

SPEAKER_07 (40:30):
Yeah, especially when you missed the last one.
Yeah.
And our flights are the lastones of the night.
That's how many shock we gotstuck.

SPEAKER_05 (40:36):
We tried to hold the airplane for them.
We pushed it to the very lastexecutive decision.

SPEAKER_02 (40:41):
We finally got on because then we thought, how
many times can you catch aplane?
Five extra tickets?
Five people versus just two.
Two.
So the next plane was full.

SPEAKER_05 (40:50):
And we went, we went running down the uh the little
loading ramp and they werepulling the thing off the plane.
We're running up.
So we almost missed our flightwaiting on them.

SPEAKER_02 (40:58):
Like I look back at B Scott and I'm like, we about
missed it.
He's like, yeah, it was close.

SPEAKER_07 (41:02):
Well, if you're going to Canada, one thing to
make it quicker is you if you'retaking your own gun, you got to
buy the license and rest of yourgun in Canada before you go.
That'd save you half thetrouble.
Yeah, that's what got me.
That's what that's what took solong.
We had to fill this paperworkout, then they have to take it
to the office, do all stuff andget approved.
If you do it before you justhave the paper you hand to them,
like, oh, you're good.

SPEAKER_02 (41:19):
A lot of people talk about that.
You know, you can rent them uh50 bucks a day, a lot of these
outfitters.
That's the best.
And not deal with nothing.
And just go.

SPEAKER_03 (41:26):
Oh, that's what I would have done.
Yeah.
For sure.
Well, yeah.
And when once we used to be acult, we missed our flight
because of our guns.
He was like, I got nine extraguns in my truck.
Yep.
Thanks.

SPEAKER_02 (41:36):
But we didn't ask him about it either.
But I would I want to take myown gun.
I will say if you like my gun.
They're pretty much Benellistrong up there.
So if you're not shooting aBenelli, I mean that's about all
they're gonna give you.
So I don't mean it don't matter.
They have it right as cult whatare you at?
Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (41:51):
That's it.

SPEAKER_05 (41:52):
But I like my 20 gates.
BB's.
It was such a good experience.
It was mind-blowing for me.
I definitely don't make it aleft-handed though.

SPEAKER_01 (42:02):
That's like the that's like the 1%.
I'm 1%.
Just like the saddle hunter,son.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_04 (42:09):
Here we go again.

SPEAKER_02 (42:10):
Here we go again.
There he is.
We're gonna bycast some side.
So Timber Ninja.

SPEAKER_01 (42:14):
Timber ninja.
Timber pimp.
Hey, easy.
Don't be giving out our names.

SPEAKER_02 (42:18):
No, that's just that's just what they call call
signs.
That's a call sign.
He's a timber ninja.

SPEAKER_05 (42:24):
He is light, man.
If you've ever if you ever gotthe privilege of watching dad
propel out of the tree after heshoots a 158, dude, it's
magical.
It is.
No, I came out of there likefreaking Navy SEALs.
It's somewhat violent, but onthe same hand, it's so graceful.

SPEAKER_06 (42:38):
I was holding my bow in one hand.
Oh, you came down with the bow.

SPEAKER_04 (42:42):
Dude, he came down with his bow.
He kicked off the tree.

SPEAKER_07 (42:48):
I'm really starting to think that David might be
good deer hunting luck.
If you think about it.
Slinging air.
He's filmed two good deer getkilled.
I never touched the tree, Jake.
Early September.
I kicked off.

SPEAKER_03 (42:57):
And he was filming Whitney.

SPEAKER_07 (42:59):
Yeah, he's filmed three good deer kills.
David.
David's the good luck.
Like, if you're having a cameraguy to film with it.

SPEAKER_03 (43:04):
David, what are you doing?

SPEAKER_02 (43:05):
Well, I mean, we've got some of the best cameramen
in the business right here.
Why would we not?

SPEAKER_06 (43:10):
He's filming Maser anymore.
I already talked to him thismorning.
Where do you go down to?
I'm just going down there in theleast.
There's a big wide A point.
I'm gonna try again.
I don't know.
I think that's one Ashley'sgonna go after.

SPEAKER_05 (43:27):
Where's he at on there?

SPEAKER_06 (43:28):
Down there at the by camp road below to watch out.

SPEAKER_07 (43:32):
Yeah.
I bet somebody, this is what'shappening.
Somebody's gonna have the hog.
Somebody take like a.
I'm I'm shooting hogs there.

SPEAKER_05 (43:40):
Every camera I got's got ten plus hogs on it.

SPEAKER_02 (43:43):
So how many arrows are you gonna take with you?

SPEAKER_05 (43:45):
Well, that's another problem.

SPEAKER_02 (43:47):
Four.

SPEAKER_05 (43:48):
That's all I ever carried for.
I only have two.
I'm gonna take all the arrows Igot, which is two.

SPEAKER_06 (43:55):
But I won't have a I'm gonna have a uh we do got a
big we do got a big hog problemthough.
A big hog problem.

SPEAKER_08 (44:05):
Yeah, everybody's gonna.

SPEAKER_06 (44:05):
I'm taking a I'm taking the pistol with it.

SPEAKER_05 (44:07):
Oh, we know B Scout's gonna thin out two of
them.
I'm good for two.
And if the arrow's okay andbroad head's okay, I can pick
one up, climb back up, andprobably shoot another one.
We'll see.

SPEAKER_01 (44:15):
We do got bad.
Was that squirrel worth it, BScout?

SPEAKER_05 (44:17):
No.

SPEAKER_01 (44:18):
No.
Yeah, I didn't think.

SPEAKER_05 (44:19):
Especially because I missed it.

SPEAKER_02 (44:20):
So explain to me two why two arrows?
Like all this equipment, allthis stuff.

SPEAKER_06 (44:24):
So you have two arrows.
You have three arrows the most,and you're shooting out a
squirrel.
That's not very smart.

SPEAKER_02 (44:33):
Is that why you only have two arrows?
Well, for one, hang on a second.

SPEAKER_06 (44:36):
Did you ask yourself, did you ask yourself,
what would dad do?

SPEAKER_05 (44:39):
I was peer pressured by Jake.
Oh my god.
Jake was also in the tree withme.
He's like, I bet you can hitthat squirrel.
I'm like, I can't hit thatsquirrel.

SPEAKER_01 (44:47):
I can't.
I can't.

SPEAKER_05 (44:48):
I was challenging.
I have video that challenge.
That did not have that.
Did you get new arrows yet?
No, not yet.

SPEAKER_07 (44:52):
So you're already down.

SPEAKER_05 (44:53):
No, I have two arrows, Daryl.
I'm down to two.
I have two arrows.

SPEAKER_02 (44:57):
So why why not more why didn't you get more arrows?

SPEAKER_05 (44:59):
He did this time.
He needs to go to a shot.

SPEAKER_06 (45:01):
He did.

SPEAKER_05 (45:01):
He's just we never stay here very long.
We come back back and forth.
So why don't you have like 30arrows?
Like I usually, you know, I'llbuy, you know, I'll go in and
get 12.

SPEAKER_08 (45:14):
And then shoot at 10 squirrels.

SPEAKER_05 (45:16):
Where's your other 10?
I shoot at squirrels.

SPEAKER_08 (45:19):
Sorry, I shot 10 squirrels and a coon today.
I only have one arrow left.

SPEAKER_05 (45:23):
Alright, so I had a judo point on, right?
I had judo point on last yearthat I was shooting squirrels
and stuff with it with.
But it was snapping arrows.
Uh-huh.
Because it would hit.
So you just keep shooting it.
It would break the it.
Well, you know, I thought firstone's a fluke.
Second one, that's strange.
Let me test it out with thethird one, broken arrow.
Okay, I'm down to the room.

SPEAKER_06 (45:42):
I remember, I remember why you got no arrows.
All your fletchings came off.
That is half of it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I remember last year's lastyear.

SPEAKER_02 (45:50):
How accurate is an arrow without fletchings?
Not very accurate.

SPEAKER_05 (45:52):
Not very accurate, yeah.
It's like taking a son that big.
It's like taking the sonic strawout of the floor.
If you shoot a Matthews, yougotta have broken fletching
glue.

SPEAKER_06 (45:59):
Well, he bought some arrows down here locally.
We're not gonna say where, buthe bought some arrows locally.

SPEAKER_05 (46:05):
You're talking about somebody else.
Well, whatever.

SPEAKER_02 (46:07):
So you're talking about two years ago.

SPEAKER_06 (46:08):
Oh, I should use it.
He's a different battery.
He's had problems with arrowsfor the last five years.

SPEAKER_02 (46:12):
So you're saying don't get your arrows at
Walmart?

SPEAKER_06 (46:15):
No, we don't shop at Walmart.

SPEAKER_02 (46:16):
I don't get I probably need to.

SPEAKER_06 (46:20):
We buy toilet paper there, but you know, we don't
buy anything else there.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_02 (46:24):
I probably need to do that cheaper.
What was you saying, Daryl?
Is that is that where Shockleygot his Matthews?
Same section.

SPEAKER_07 (46:35):
I think so that I think that's their problems, you
know?
Hather problems.
Walmart.
And he'll just get the bow.

SPEAKER_02 (46:45):
Does Sitka make a bow yet?

SPEAKER_07 (46:47):
No.
Is that something that's makingit work?
You know what, you know what?
They do have a bow in Sitkapattern?
Yeah.
Hoit.

SPEAKER_02 (46:53):
Hoit does.
They got a Matthew's too.

SPEAKER_05 (46:55):
They got a Matthews too.
Daryl act like you're special.
Act like you're special, dude.
It is.

SPEAKER_07 (47:02):
Yeah, but.
Hey, I'm gonna ready to say whatthe Hoyt will do.
I can throw this bottle in theair and shoot it.
Oh, whatever.

SPEAKER_05 (47:09):
Dude.
Let's go do it, right?
With a bow or a big thing.
Matter of fact, hang on.
The council needs to hear this.
Okay, for one.
Daryl told me the other day thatI could shoot my Matthews at 20
yards and he could shoot at 30yards, and his arrow would hit
before mine did.
Bullshit.
I said, dude, you would have tobe shooting what was it?

(47:30):
33% faster than me.
Did you say that?

SPEAKER_02 (47:32):
How long did it take y'all to do the math on him?
Daryl?
No, it didn't take me very long.
I smelled Jake.
Get your graphing calculator up.

SPEAKER_05 (47:40):
30% I don't need it.
Wait a minute.
You'd have to be shooting 33%faster than me.

SPEAKER_07 (47:45):
If it didn't hit before, it'd be right there at
the same time.
Yeah, not 33%, though.

SPEAKER_02 (47:50):
That seems like a lot.

SPEAKER_05 (47:53):
I'm at 20 yards.

SPEAKER_07 (47:54):
It's only 10 yards.
That's 10 yards.
It's not that 10 yards out of 30yards is 30 yards.
Is it 15%?
I think we should try it.

SPEAKER_06 (48:01):
Well, apparently our mathematical skills are up.
No, it's on.
I think Daryl's wrong.
Your math is on?

SPEAKER_05 (48:08):
Yeah.
For sure.

SPEAKER_06 (48:10):
What are you shooting?
It's 33% faster than the otherthing.

SPEAKER_05 (48:14):
320?

SPEAKER_01 (48:15):
Yeah, absolutely.
That's 33%.
How fast is your bow shooting?

SPEAKER_05 (48:18):
I don't know, but not 33% slower than him.
I think it is.
I mean, I'm not shooting like atrad bow.

SPEAKER_07 (48:26):
So if you're shooting 320.
He had to be shooting like 280.
No.
No, he'd have to do that.

SPEAKER_02 (48:31):
What is the fastest?
What is the fastest compoundbow?
What are you shooting, Daryl?
Do you have the fastest, Daryl?
Is that what you're saying?
What's he shooting?

SPEAKER_01 (48:37):
320.
320.
He'd have to be shooting like210 for it to be a time.

SPEAKER_05 (48:43):
214 is what I'd have to be shooting.

SPEAKER_01 (48:45):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (48:45):
For you to even time me.
So you're shooting like aMofishing bow.

SPEAKER_01 (48:49):
Yeah, with a string of them.

SPEAKER_07 (48:51):
I'm telling you at 10 yards, it's not to be that
fast because you gotta tell my10 yards a shorter distance.

SPEAKER_01 (48:56):
Daryl at 30 and I was that's not how the math
works, Daryl.
Just because the math, thenumber is too good.
I'm gonna tell you.
I'm gonna tell you to.

SPEAKER_02 (49:03):
So how fast is your bow shoot, Daryl?

SPEAKER_07 (49:05):
320 feet.

SPEAKER_03 (49:06):
Your bow to 320?
Is that IBO or is that how muchyou've do the chronos?

SPEAKER_07 (49:12):
What's the fastest?
Is that the fastest?
I'm pretty that's not.

SPEAKER_03 (49:16):
So Hoyt makes the fastest bow?
Yes.
Say I'm shooting.
If they do, they just started.

SPEAKER_07 (49:22):
It's always been the fastest.

SPEAKER_03 (49:23):
Say I'm shooting good.
No, sir.
Matthew's monster was thefastest in their time.

SPEAKER_07 (49:29):
That's like a 50-year-old bow.

SPEAKER_03 (49:30):
Okay.
It was shooting 363 IBO at thattime.
What'd you say yours isshooting?

SPEAKER_05 (49:35):
320?

SPEAKER_03 (49:35):
Well, that ain't IBO though.

SPEAKER_05 (49:37):
Daryl, if I was shooting, say 270, right?
Oh my god.
You would have to be shooting359.

SPEAKER_07 (49:44):
I'm still telling you what's going to happen.

SPEAKER_05 (49:46):
To be able to hit at the same time.

SPEAKER_07 (49:48):
You can't take off first.

SPEAKER_06 (49:50):
You can't shoot first.
Yeah, I guess you could.
Yeah.
Just squeeze it out first.
One, two, three, go.

SPEAKER_05 (49:59):
But if I beat him, they're gonna be like, But
Daryl, you can't you never beatme because you wouldn't hit the
target at 30 yards.
Who?
Whoa.
We've already shown it.

SPEAKER_07 (50:09):
Alright, listen.
Listen.
All right, time out.
Time out.
You gotta hit the target to winthe challenge.
Jake, listen.

unknown (50:15):
Listen.

SPEAKER_07 (50:16):
You can't go past the finish.
Actually, we got everybody here.
David, Daniel, Tim, and B Scoutwas here.
We're shooting at Subway John'splace.

SPEAKER_04 (50:23):
How many dirt naps did they have taken?

SPEAKER_07 (50:25):
And who was who was dialed in hitting the target?
I don't know.

SPEAKER_05 (50:30):
I was dialed in from the get-go, dude.
You took three shots to get itout of the dirt.

SPEAKER_07 (50:34):
The Hoyt was clapping.

SPEAKER_02 (50:35):
No, he's it says here there's a bow that'll shoot
370 feet per second.

SPEAKER_03 (50:39):
Yeah, I'm looking at the fastest on the market right
now.
Expedition Smoke.
They can't name the fastest, butthere's two right here that
they're calling the fastest onthe market.
One is a Matthews, one is aHoyt.
Which one do you have?
The RX9.
Okay.
What do you have?
Phase four is what I have.
Which ain't the fastest.
No.
It's the Matthews Lift X.
Yes, lift XD.

(50:59):
Oh, the one that cracks all thelimbs.
And the Hoyt RX.
It has a recall about it.
Well, it's faster, so we don'tcare what cracks when you're the
fastest.
You just wear a helmet whenyou're quality.

SPEAKER_02 (51:11):
Yeah.
Just put your helmet on.
Yeah.
Well, what's an eye on a big joblike this, you know?

SPEAKER_05 (51:19):
My number one thing, all right, phase four might not
be the fastest.
All right, but it's quiet.
It gets the job done and it'scomfortable.

SPEAKER_06 (51:28):
A quiet bow.
I like a quiet bow.
I ain't never seen a hoit.

SPEAKER_02 (51:31):
So these recurve shooting stuff.

SPEAKER_06 (51:32):
That wasn't quiet.

SPEAKER_05 (51:33):
Is this a marker?

SPEAKER_06 (51:35):
You gotta wear earplugs when you shoot a hoit.

SPEAKER_05 (51:37):
I'm telling you, the vibration, dude, whenever he
shoots, it's so damn loud.
Whenever he shoots, my wrist,you know how can we be running
like a Zalzol?
That's what my hands startfeeling like just hearing his
boat shoot.
You know why?

SPEAKER_06 (51:48):
That's like that's power and speed.
If you miss with a hoit, power,good luck.
There's no way get another shotoff.
Every time he shooting.

SPEAKER_03 (51:55):
If you miss with a hoit, you just throw the bow at
it.
You know why?
The hoist don't do is hit it.

SPEAKER_07 (52:01):
Why are you saying that?
A hoit's lighter than theMatthews.

SPEAKER_02 (52:04):
Alright, so we're pretty much saying Hoyt and
Matthews.

SPEAKER_06 (52:07):
Your Hoyt is not lighter than the Matthews.

SPEAKER_02 (52:08):
No way, dude.

SPEAKER_05 (52:12):
You know what I'm saying?
Like you took a light car andthen you was like, okay, let's
put it.
We need steel bumpers.

SPEAKER_06 (52:19):
I'm really thinking about going to a whisker
biscuit.
I knew that one on earth.
I'm really thinking about doingit, man.
Because I was shooting it theother day and I'm thinking, you
know what?
Were you fishtailing?
Yeah.
It was fish tailing a littlebit.
It sounds like a Matthew'sproblem.

SPEAKER_05 (52:32):
No, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_06 (52:33):
It's not like a Matthew problem.

SPEAKER_05 (52:34):
You need to go get your you need to get all of it.
You need it tuned.
Taved up.

SPEAKER_06 (52:38):
When's the last time you paper tuned?

SPEAKER_05 (52:39):
Never, probably.

SPEAKER_06 (52:44):
Okay.
I'm told that.
I know it.

SPEAKER_05 (52:47):
And you're bringing up issues you're having.

SPEAKER_06 (52:48):
I just said if you're tailing.
I just thought I'd shoot awhisker biscuit.
Jesus.
If you're tailing.
You don't have to never worryabout your arrow falling off.
We just I mean, I don't youdon't have I don't have that
problem.

SPEAKER_02 (53:02):
I think we I think we should see that.

SPEAKER_06 (53:03):
You have to shoot a deer, Daryl.

SPEAKER_07 (53:05):
You pull the thing up and you don't have that
problem.
Well, that's right.

SPEAKER_02 (53:09):
I feel like this is your year, though.

SPEAKER_07 (53:11):
This is your year.
Jake's doing it.
You know what, you know whatJake's gonna do too?
Guess what he's gonna shoot?

SPEAKER_05 (53:17):
What?

SPEAKER_07 (53:17):
Hoy.

SPEAKER_06 (53:19):
Oh, did you get that hoit?
I gotta bring it, but that'sfake news.
No, it's not fake news.
You're getting that hoik.
I know you are.
Well, that will not be the bow Iused to kill my first bow deer.
I got a Matthews sitting on thewall, just hanging that.

SPEAKER_02 (53:33):
We're arguing about this.
Remember when NASCAR did theIROC racing?
They just put them all in thesame cars.
Mm-hmm.
Maybe see who was better.
Let's see the Indian here.
We're not talking about thearrow, the Indian.
That's what I'm saying.
What if we just all just go getyou all some recurbed?
You know what?
I can't do it.
And I line up.
I've never seen it.
And we target shoot and we seewho's just the best bow shoot.
I tried to do traditional.

SPEAKER_03 (53:54):
I can't do it.

SPEAKER_07 (53:54):
But we're gonna have a bow competition.
We're just gonna, I mean, it'sstill the same thing.
Everybody gets their bow.
We're building a 3D route.
Shoot.
And the way you're gonna be ableto do it is we got a bunch of
prizes coming.

SPEAKER_02 (54:03):
Okay, okay.

SPEAKER_07 (54:04):
And whoever shoots, you're gonna have groups, right?
So we talked about doing it.
Hey, we still gotta do the golfthing.

SPEAKER_02 (54:09):
But what if somebody shows up with a crossbow and
they're just like they're out.

SPEAKER_07 (54:13):
We don't we don't move that.
We don't let transgenderers inhere.

SPEAKER_02 (54:15):
That's what I'm saying, though.
I mean, what kind of rules areyou putting behind?
This is a gentleman's club.
Shockley's showing up with hisrecurve, open sided.
Oh, I'm not.
Oh, sir.

SPEAKER_05 (54:24):
No, you ain't gonna do it.
I can't.
No, it's rough on the fingers,you know what I mean?

SPEAKER_06 (54:29):
I did shoot, I did shoot the other day, and it was
pretty rough.

SPEAKER_03 (54:32):
I shot the other day and shot really good.
Oh, not me.
I haven't shot mine since I setit up.
My sights was off.
I had I did have to do some justI did too.

SPEAKER_02 (54:38):
I did see it.
Your bow adjusts though forwhere you shoot it to, though,
right?
Yeah, you push a button.

SPEAKER_06 (54:43):
He has that new garment side.

SPEAKER_02 (54:44):
Yeah, so your bow will adjust wherever you point,
like that's where yeah, youdon't have to really aim it.

SPEAKER_06 (54:50):
It sounds like we're all pumped up to shooting shit,
huh?
I mean she sounds like we're allexcited, you know.

SPEAKER_05 (54:54):
You will see a photo, you know, somebody's
killing the first day of a doelaid up a squirrel and cone.

SPEAKER_03 (55:00):
Well, I only got I only got two arrows now, so I
gotta at least see that.
I do have more than two arrows.

SPEAKER_07 (55:04):
Hey Daniel, you got that video of B Scott and
Squirrel?
You better go to the boat shoptoday because by the end of the
week it'll be.

SPEAKER_03 (55:09):
Go to El Dorado, they got plenty.

SPEAKER_07 (55:11):
I know, but I'm saying if you go there before
then, it'll be back.
Like, if you go on like ThursdayFriday, he'll be so swamped with
everybody.

SPEAKER_06 (55:16):
Why does everybody wait till last minute?
I don't know.
Dude, I was packing my bag lastnight.

SPEAKER_05 (55:21):
We've been gone, dude.
We come in, we go.
We come in, we gotta do stuff,then we go.
We come in, it's like I almostgotta give my arrow to somebody.

SPEAKER_03 (55:29):
Yes, the same length as Tim's?

SPEAKER_06 (55:30):
Yeah, pretty much.

SPEAKER_03 (55:31):
There you go.
Just steal your dad's arrows.

SPEAKER_05 (55:34):
Yeah, you know, you still gotta change his tapes and
all kinds of pinches.
I gotta change so much afterthat.
I gotta resite my bow in.
Dude, if you never stole myarrow.

SPEAKER_02 (55:41):
I got my name on my arrows, no.
Yeah.
You've never stolen any of yourdad's stuff.
Oh, I have for sure.

SPEAKER_07 (55:46):
Oh my god, he's he's a professional.
Hey, don't you have the samebow?
Yeah.
You could just like swap thebow.
No, we got different colors.

SPEAKER_05 (55:54):
Yeah, different colors, though.
Same bow, different colors.
We had to do that because we'regonna be able to do that.
Why do you have the lift?
I actually got the lift.

SPEAKER_02 (55:59):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (56:00):
I literally got to put my name in everything.
And the fatter he gets, he canwear my clothes.

SPEAKER_02 (56:04):
Dude, I would draw the line though.
I tell you, though, I would notgo underwear.
I would draw the line.

SPEAKER_05 (56:09):
His pants, his pants stop about my mid-calves.

SPEAKER_02 (56:13):
So you can wear shorts.

SPEAKER_05 (56:14):
And I can wear Caprice.

SPEAKER_06 (56:16):
That's not even true.
And I can pull them up above myaround my arms.
Hey, you know those, hey, youknow those three-quarters know
those three-quarter base layersthat Siku makes?
Those zip-offs?
I can wear those as pants.

SPEAKER_05 (56:32):
And they look legit too.

SPEAKER_03 (56:34):
I'm like, what pants are those?
Those are three-quarterzip-offs.
Yeah.
So if Capris ever come in stylefor me and you're good.
They're already in style rightnow, I think.
They'll think he's wearing bellbottoms.

SPEAKER_06 (56:46):
I am short.
I am short.
Terribly short.
That's funny.
But that's alright.
Yeah, I put my socks way up,some shorts.
Almost touching.
B Scott almost had to borrowyour um pants the other day,
didn't he?
Yeah.
Took a Listerine bath.
Yeah.
I can tell you a story aboutthat.
It's pretty funny.
Oh man.
Yeah, so I'm sitting therewatching this bean field,

(57:07):
cornfield, whatever.
Here comes B Scott flying by, hesees me.
He stops.
He rolls up and says, Hey,that's what?
You got any dude wips?
I like no.
You know, crap my pants.
I'm like, dude, how do you crapyour pants, man?

(57:28):
All I had was uh all I had wasuh lyserine and paper towels and
paper towels, mouthwash.
I said, did you have to usemouthwash?

SPEAKER_05 (57:37):
It will clean you.
Oh man.
Sterilizing.
It was so hot, wasn't it?
It was hot and you know, I'm I'malready No, it was hot on the,
you know.
No, it burnt.
It burnt bad.
Yeah.
So I pull up and I'm like, dude,I'm I should my pants.

SPEAKER_06 (57:52):
So so so all I had all I had was listerine, right?
So I give him lyserine and hegets all mad at me because
that's all I got.
I was like, dude, it's not myfault.
You're the one to shit yourpants.
I'm like, this is a suicidemission.

SPEAKER_03 (58:05):
Y'all didn't have water monster, no.

SPEAKER_06 (58:06):
No.
No, we had listerine.
It was funny as hell.

SPEAKER_05 (58:12):
I don't remember if we had water.

SPEAKER_02 (58:13):
We did uh seems like that'd have been a better
choice.

SPEAKER_06 (58:16):
Why would I give him water?
I drink water.

SPEAKER_02 (58:19):
Some people drink listerine.

SPEAKER_06 (58:21):
It ain't my fault he shit his pants.
Now I'll be honest with youthough.
No creaks, no nothing up.

SPEAKER_05 (58:25):
No, it's dry, man.
It's dry.
So I, you know, I'll clean upwith the Listerine and uh toilet
paper, and uh the next 20, 30minutes, I'm talking about just
on fire.
It's like I had my seat heaterson in my truck, dude.
It was it was pretty brutal.

SPEAKER_06 (58:40):
Well, you don't want to walk around with shit
everywhere.

SPEAKER_07 (58:41):
Yeah, I mean it was worth it.
I ain't gonna boo boo.
I mean, I would just not crap mypants.
I don't know.
I don't know why.

SPEAKER_05 (58:48):
I didn't War for one, there.
I didn't try to crap my pants,you know.
Like, I think that's that wasn'tyour goal when you got up this
morning.
Right, and yes, I might trust itfart.
And I knew right away, I waslike, something was not right
about that.
My four-year-old knows this.
I was like, yeah, but dude, comeon now.
Your four-year-old has bettercontrol.
He does.
But how often do you fart, andit's like, you know, it's

(59:08):
normal.
You just fart, poop, whatever.
Well, every once in a while,every in a blue moon, you know,
that fart comes a little extra.
No, it's happened.

SPEAKER_06 (59:18):
What's crazy is when he w came up to the truck, he
tried to explain it to me.
Like, it was an accident.
Well, it's clearly it was anaccident.
Nobody does this on purpose.
I mean, what are you trying totell me?

SPEAKER_02 (59:30):
I left the house with this intention this week.

SPEAKER_06 (59:33):
He's like, it was a complete accident, I swear.
I said, Well, I know it was.
Yeah, you'd be mentally crazy ifyou did it on purpose.

SPEAKER_05 (59:38):
What's funny, what's funny is the field he ended up
hunting, he he hunted that placefor two days, and it dawned on
me at the end.
That's the field I I shit mypants in.
Was the same field he ended uphunting, like a hundred yards
from.

SPEAKER_02 (59:51):
So he never saw anything.

SPEAKER_05 (59:52):
That's probably why.

SPEAKER_03 (59:55):
I was gonna say that.
He was over sabotaging yearsago.
Dude, what if he did it onpurpose?

SPEAKER_06 (01:00:02):
Well, it's funny.

SPEAKER_03 (01:00:04):
You notice he didn't shit in his field.
No.

SPEAKER_06 (01:00:08):
No.
That is odd.
Screw dad.
Screw dad.
I'm going to shit in this fieldand take his Listerine.
And make him sit there all dayfor the next couple of days.

SPEAKER_05 (01:00:16):
Guys, let's keep in mind.
I didn't shit in the field.
Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_06 (01:00:18):
Give me a pair of underwear too, Dad.
I need a pair of underwear.

SPEAKER_05 (01:00:20):
Let's stay a couple extra days.

SPEAKER_06 (01:00:24):
But basically, basically.

SPEAKER_05 (01:00:26):
The Listerine is it does work.
Listerine does work.
It's like acetone kind of, Ifeel like.

SPEAKER_01 (01:00:32):
Like fireball.

SPEAKER_05 (01:00:34):
Yeah, it's like, yeah.
I imagine a fireball.
I think I'm out.

SPEAKER_01 (01:00:38):
How do you know what fireball was like when we're on
there?
I said like what I wouldimagine.
He takes some butt shots.
He put a funnel on his butt.
College was a hell of a time.
Oh man, I bet.

SPEAKER_03 (01:00:51):
No, that's all.

SPEAKER_06 (01:00:52):
Jay, do you miss college?

SPEAKER_01 (01:00:54):
Absolutely.

SPEAKER_06 (01:00:54):
Oh wow.
What part?
Huh?

SPEAKER_02 (01:00:58):
What part of it?
Probably the zeroresponsibility.
Yeah, everything was.
Zero responsibility.

SPEAKER_06 (01:01:02):
Yeah.
Responsibility, real life, kicksin, though.
Yeah.
Like it sucks.

SPEAKER_02 (01:01:07):
My grandpa used to always say, son, there's a lot
of things that'll change whenyou start buying your own
toothpaste and toilet paper.
Oh, really?
That shit's so annoying.
That's a lot.
I never understood it when I was15, you know.
But when I was like in Walmartone day, putting it in the cart,
I'm like, huh.
Right.
That's what it's about.
Have the stuff you build up.
Have the stuff you buy for.

SPEAKER_07 (01:01:24):
I'd try to go on my mom's deal and stuff.
And mom because she keeps allthe stuff like, hmm.
Hey.

SPEAKER_02 (01:01:30):
Oh, I definitely got to do it.
You're gonna need toothpaste?
Yeah, yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (01:01:32):
Especially I go shopping.

SPEAKER_02 (01:01:33):
You know, dude, you know how it is, though.
You hate buying toilet paper,toothpaste.
I hate it.
You know, especially if we'renot there.

SPEAKER_06 (01:01:40):
I mean, I swear you go to Walmart, I hate buying
toilet paper and keep it.
100 bucks later.
I'm like, how does this get soexpensive?

SPEAKER_02 (01:01:47):
Yeah.
Yeah.
There's no man on earth thatwants to go in Walmart and buy
toothpaste for toilet paper.
I'd tell you.
They don't want to do it.

SPEAKER_06 (01:01:56):
I said, we gotta slow down the bathroom uses we
have to quit eating.
Yeah.
Shit's too expensive.

SPEAKER_02 (01:02:01):
Tim told me that the text me like, hey, I'm gonna
start using the bathroom more atwork.
I'm like, good idea.
Havoc pays for that toiletpaper.
It's one wife.

SPEAKER_01 (01:02:10):
I bring wet wipes.

SPEAKER_05 (01:02:11):
That is crazy.

SPEAKER_06 (01:02:12):
That's crazy, crappy chili.

SPEAKER_05 (01:02:13):
No, you'll have like three things in your car.
Bad toilet paper's bad deal.
Yeah.
It's ridiculous.
Everything's so expensive.
Like steaks now?

SPEAKER_03 (01:02:21):
Oh my god.
How can anybody afford to eatsteaks?
I could see next year on theside of our truck Charmin.
To reach out.
Dude wipes.

SPEAKER_02 (01:02:30):
It is.
Dude wipes.
Why not, though?
Why not?
Why not?
Nobody's sponsored by toothpasteand toilet paper companies.
Why not?
They probably don't give people.

SPEAKER_06 (01:02:42):
How good would that look?

SPEAKER_02 (01:02:44):
Yeah, it is wine.
That's my choice.
You don't have to buy it.
That would look so good on yourbowl, Daryl.
Crest.
Brought to you today by CrestWhitening.

SPEAKER_05 (01:02:57):
Ultra Ultra Soft.
That would definitely be B.
Scott's.
I would love to get sponsored byLunchables, though.
Oh, dude.
That would be so have somelunchables, dude.

SPEAKER_02 (01:03:07):
Would you get a lunchable tattoo?
Lifetime Lunchables.
Just right here on your arm,lunchable.
Probably not.

SPEAKER_05 (01:03:15):
I would definitely consider it.
I would definitely consider it.

SPEAKER_02 (01:03:18):
There's a lot of different flavored lunchables.
You can really make it onlunchables.
Oh, you can't make it onlunchables.
You could, you could.
You could.
I'm a turkey or I like theturkey ones.
I do.
I'm a ham.

SPEAKER_03 (01:03:27):
Ham?
And the baloney.

SPEAKER_02 (01:03:29):
Does anybody do pizza?
I can't.
I'm not baloneyable.
Nobody does pizza pizza phone.
Does anybody eat pizzalunchables?
No, no.
Anybody that don't do them.

SPEAKER_05 (01:03:36):
Over the age of three, they're not messing with
the pizzas.
Dude.
You know what I'm saying?
Everybody's trying to.
Why the baloney one?

SPEAKER_03 (01:03:42):
I like the baloney one.
You can't eat raw baloney.
Balogna's gotta be fried.
That's true.

SPEAKER_07 (01:03:47):
You can eat it.
You never eat raw hot dogs?
Heck no.
Here's my question.
Hot dogs?
Why do people eat that stuff?

SPEAKER_01 (01:03:56):
You don't eat my eyes?
No.
I'm trying to think if I eat rawhot dogs.
They're not gonna eat a raw hotdog.
They don't even eat hot dogs.

SPEAKER_00 (01:04:03):
No, I don't either.

SPEAKER_07 (01:04:03):
Serious question.
A raw hot dog?
Have you seen a hot dog be made?
There's no way I'm not eatingthat or not cooking it.
All right, serious question.

SPEAKER_02 (01:04:09):
Lunchable.
On your lunchable, do you eatall of it and then eat the
cookie?
Or do you eat the cookie andthen eat the cookie?
I don't eat the cookie.
I didn't even know there was acookie.
I used to not eat the cookie.
I don't like the cookie.

SPEAKER_07 (01:04:19):
Nobody knows the vanilla with the uh that one's
good.
I'll eat that one.

SPEAKER_02 (01:04:24):
I'm with you.
I'm with you.

SPEAKER_07 (01:04:25):
The Oreo, the Oreo one's like off-brand.
That's what I was saying.

SPEAKER_02 (01:04:29):
Or do you know where I was going?
It's an off-brand Oreo.
It's not a real Oreo in there.

SPEAKER_07 (01:04:33):
There's some things you can't do the off-brand.
You can't do it.
Ketchup.
Oreos.
Yep.
Cereal.
Whatever they call it.
Fruit teeth.

SPEAKER_02 (01:04:47):
Little Debbie too.

SPEAKER_07 (01:04:48):
Do you raw hot dogs though for real?

SPEAKER_06 (01:04:49):
Yeah, eat all raw hot dogs.

SPEAKER_02 (01:04:53):
Can you eat them cold right on the fridge?
Yes.
I can.
Eat a raw hot dog?
Yes.
I need them like countertemperature at least.
I don't get the little racing.

SPEAKER_05 (01:05:04):
Time out, time out, time out.
You're the best.
No, sir.
Daryl says eating coons is good.
Like raccoons?
Is it?
So you'll eat a coon raccoons.
But he won't eat a hot dog.

SPEAKER_07 (01:05:14):
No, I'm not eating a raw hot dog.

SPEAKER_02 (01:05:18):
Like it's ridiculous.
Dude, it's hard to eat a hotdog.
That is ridiculous.
A hot dog straight out of therefrigerator, ice cold.
That's tough.
That's tough.
They're good.

SPEAKER_07 (01:05:27):
No, it's not.
Yeah, they hold it.
I can eat a hot dog raw.

SPEAKER_02 (01:05:30):
Dude, I'm really not about that.

SPEAKER_07 (01:05:31):
So you're eating a raw glizzy.

SPEAKER_02 (01:05:32):
You can.

SPEAKER_06 (01:05:37):
I was gonna say something else, but I won't, I
won't.
But I mean, there's a lot ofthem.

SPEAKER_02 (01:05:41):
Do you eat it raw or do you put it on a piece of
bread or a bun?

SPEAKER_06 (01:05:44):
No, eat it raw, man.

SPEAKER_02 (01:05:45):
Just a hot dog.
Just a hot dog.
Just a hot dog.

SPEAKER_05 (01:05:47):
Can you just grab a weenie out of there?
Just bite it off.

SPEAKER_02 (01:05:51):
I will.
When you do this, you don't eatweenies.
How many raw hot dogs do you eatwhen you eat raw hot dogs?
I just one.
You'll eat one cold hot dog.
You'll be like, oh man, I'mstarving.
I'm getting a raw hot dog.

SPEAKER_05 (01:06:07):
It's like a midnight snack.
What all do you eat raw?

SPEAKER_03 (01:06:09):
I feel like this is like a cup of slices of cheese.
I eat cheese straight out offruit dinner.

SPEAKER_07 (01:06:12):
Oh, eat too.
Just a slice of cheese?

SPEAKER_03 (01:06:14):
We're talking about hot dogs.

SPEAKER_07 (01:06:16):
Just a one slice of cheese.

SPEAKER_03 (01:06:17):
Like, no, that's different.
I usually get back back, go backand get more.

SPEAKER_06 (01:06:20):
I'll sent you a picture of the other day of me.
Big old chunk of cheese.
I love cheese.
Cheese should be cold.

SPEAKER_02 (01:06:27):
We're different.

SPEAKER_06 (01:06:28):
Cheese with a cold hot dog.
Cheese with a cold hot dog isgood.
A cheese with a cold hot dognow.

SPEAKER_02 (01:06:33):
Dude, nuke it for at least 10 seconds.

SPEAKER_06 (01:06:36):
You guys are missing out.
You guys are missing out.

SPEAKER_07 (01:06:38):
No, I'm not missing out.
Here's the problem.
Do you eat cold pizza?
Yes.
I love cold pizza.

SPEAKER_03 (01:06:43):
I don't.
I like cold dogs.

SPEAKER_07 (01:06:46):
Don't like cold pizza with your cold hot dog.
I like cold chicken.
That's crazy.
Yeah, that's weird.

SPEAKER_01 (01:06:51):
Excuse my language.
Meat?
It's like everything.
It just moved.
Meat are left over.

SPEAKER_03 (01:06:56):
But there's a hot chicken that will warm up my it.
And now we'll put a hot dog.

SPEAKER_02 (01:07:01):
Chicken, the wings and stuff.
Yeah, he eats all that.
Meat is better warm because itstarted warm.
It was living.
And now you've killed it.

SPEAKER_06 (01:07:08):
That's just your opinion.
Your opinion sucks.
I'm not eating no cold meat.

SPEAKER_02 (01:07:12):
I'm not gonna tell Ashley to just have your food
cold for now.
It's just lazy.
It just depends on what he did.
Could you imagine if supper isjust cold?
Ashley, depends on what it is.
Ashley Scott, you're watchingthis.
From now a microwave at all.
Tim's supper is just cold.
Everything is cold.

SPEAKER_06 (01:07:31):
How do you eat your steak?
No, my steak could be warm.

SPEAKER_07 (01:07:36):
Megan rare.

SPEAKER_05 (01:07:38):
Jinx.
So you're just weird.
Well, you don't like good steak.
I do.
I love good steak.

SPEAKER_06 (01:07:44):
Whenever we go eating with you, we gotta go
special places and stuff, youknow?
Yeah, like meat, cheese bread,good flavor.
No.

SPEAKER_02 (01:07:52):
What about those pork chops in Canada?
They were tender.
She cooked them, what is itcalled?

SPEAKER_07 (01:07:58):
They're the thickest pork chops I ever seen.

SPEAKER_02 (01:07:59):
It was very texture and they don't.
She cooked like an inch and ahalf, two inches.
She cooked them in a Ziploc bagin water.
It's called something.

SPEAKER_05 (01:08:09):
Yeah, but they were so you could literally cut them
with a fork.

SPEAKER_07 (01:08:12):
I'll be honest, I was I was like, I was like,
okay, there's no way this isgonna be good.
Did they not look too thick?
I was like, that was prettygood.
They look too thick.
But it was good.

SPEAKER_06 (01:08:23):
Oh these guys said the food in Canada was good.

SPEAKER_02 (01:08:25):
It was good.
It was really good.
I'm talking about the normalfood.
Yeah, no, no.
The normal smoke.
Like you go out of somebodycooking.
Dude, the Doritos we foundjalapeno cheddar.

SPEAKER_07 (01:08:34):
Why are the restaurant the steak the
steakhouse we went to was not?
Why does Canada have differentDoritos in the city?
It's probably I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 (01:08:42):
They were delicious.

SPEAKER_06 (01:08:43):
They were fire.
The jalapeno cheddar.
Jalapino cheddar.
Why?
Why do they got different foodwe do?

SPEAKER_05 (01:08:48):
They got different health stuff, I'm sure.

SPEAKER_06 (01:08:51):
Health.
Well, they got free health care.

SPEAKER_05 (01:08:54):
They got health, free health care.

SPEAKER_06 (01:08:55):
They got free health care, so they make sure
everybody eats healthy.

SPEAKER_05 (01:08:57):
Yeah, they don't want to actually have to take
care of nobody.
Why wouldn't it be?

SPEAKER_02 (01:09:05):
What does health care?
These were full.
Because they don't want fatpeople.
That was them right there.
Yeah.
That is the best Rito I've everhad.
Jalapeno chips.
That is them.
Daddy juggers were.

SPEAKER_07 (01:09:16):
I better eat like eight bags in three days.
Yeah.
I'm not joking.
Really?
And I don't even eat chips likethat.

SPEAKER_02 (01:09:21):
They taste like I tried to order them on Amazon
and you can't even get themhere.
They taste like a jalapeno onthe grill.

SPEAKER_03 (01:09:26):
CanadagGrocery store.com.
Chips that we had that look likeuh cheese puffs that are
jalapeno poppers, they tastealmost like those.

unknown (01:09:34):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (01:09:34):
They taste literally like a popper.
Canada's got the chip game,dude.
Everything else, everything elsethere, mediocre at best.
Yeah.
Snacks and ducks.
Hey, I heard y'all went to a gaybar.

unknown (01:09:46):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (01:09:47):
That's where we're gonna wrap this podcast up right
here.
Jake Wywin.
What happened?
I went to I took us to adifferent bar, and then we
walked by this gay bar, and theyall said, hey, let's go.
And so that's where we ended up.
I told y'all didn't know it wasa gay bar.

SPEAKER_03 (01:10:05):
We definitely did not know it was.

SPEAKER_05 (01:10:07):
But then after about uh 25 minutes of sitting there
and and really going through thewhole loop of a couple
questionable songs on thekaraoke machine, yeah, we're
like something's up.
Context clear.

SPEAKER_03 (01:10:17):
But something it took us that long to discover
this.
And that's where we discovered.
I'm not sure.

SPEAKER_07 (01:10:22):
I'm not still 100% sure it was.

SPEAKER_06 (01:10:25):
I was told y'all discovered it was gay bar after
the karaoke and the karaoke.

SPEAKER_03 (01:10:30):
They even had a gay bartender come out and give B
scott and two Bud Lights on me,eh?

SPEAKER_06 (01:10:40):
That's terrible.

SPEAKER_05 (01:10:41):
Jake said, come party with us.

SPEAKER_01 (01:10:43):
That's not true.

SPEAKER_06 (01:10:44):
Jake.
I can't imagine.
Did you party with a gaybartender?
No.

SPEAKER_03 (01:10:50):
And it would just so happen to be Bud Light.

SPEAKER_01 (01:10:51):
That was great.
That's what we'll tell you.
That's still the deal.
Listen, I'll tell you who'seating that shit up, and it was
Brian.
Absolutely.
Brian was having fun.
Oh, Brian went on.

SPEAKER_02 (01:11:00):
Dude, listen, I don't care.
You put me in any environment,I'm gonna have a good time.
I don't care where it is.

SPEAKER_06 (01:11:04):
He's in the gay bar?

SPEAKER_02 (01:11:06):
Dude, I I will have fun.
I'm but he turned up extra.
Yes.
Dude, I'm always gonna enjoy.
When have you I'm always gonnaenjoy myself?

SPEAKER_06 (01:11:14):
You are gonna have a good time most of the time.
Doesn't matter.
What made you have more time?

SPEAKER_02 (01:11:18):
Because when's the next time it's gonna be in a gay
bar?
Because that's your first gaybar you've ever been to?
So I walk in, everybody's there.
Yeah.
They they were going to oneplace, like in this hotel, and
then I get in there and I'mlooking around.
They weren't there.
So then I gotta like hound dogthem, you know, and find them in
this city.
Well, who is Shockley's?
You were hound dogging who?
I mean, we did have all theafter you were already at the

(01:11:39):
gay dog.
No, no, no, no, no, no.

SPEAKER_07 (01:11:40):
You could have just walked away.

SPEAKER_02 (01:11:41):
Shockley, Shockley sent me, Shockley sent me the
video where they're at, and I'mlike, oh, that place looks neat.
So I walk over there and I walkin and I'm like, hmm, I don't
know.
And then the music starts, andI'm like, guys, and they hadn't
caught on yet.
And they're like getting intothe club.
I'm like, I think this isprobably not a straight place.
And they're like, what are youtalking about?
And I'm like, look around.

(01:12:01):
And they're like, everybodystarts looking, and okay,
something's off.

SPEAKER_06 (01:12:08):
Why?
What did you notice?
The clothing?

SPEAKER_03 (01:12:11):
The couples, the couple, so the couple, hair
color, the couple.

SPEAKER_02 (01:12:14):
You know, because I walk in later.
There's no women in there.
No, there were women.
But what I got to notice in thetables, it was couples, but it
was like two women and then twomen or four men, and I'm like,
this is weird.
I keep looking, then there'slike five men in the middle.
We look like a big orgi sittingthere.
And so by this time, when I'vegot sit down, there we were five

(01:12:38):
guys, so we had to have an oddguy out or an odd guy in.

SPEAKER_03 (01:12:41):
And Daryl's like the only person in Canada that's
black.
You know they wanted to try him.
They always heard about them.

SPEAKER_02 (01:12:49):
So the karaoke kicks in, and I mean, when in Canada
seen karaoke.

SPEAKER_06 (01:12:54):
So he's from the South.

SPEAKER_05 (01:12:56):
That's crazy.
No, it was it was an experience.
First gay bar, first time inCanada.
It was a lot of first on thistrip.
Yeah, I'd say so.
I'd been tripping if I was up inthere.

SPEAKER_06 (01:13:04):
I will say that was.

SPEAKER_02 (01:13:05):
Well, and it I don't think it said like sports, it
didn't say like bar, like itsaid something else.
Like the name sports on thestore.
So what else?
It just said like sports.
So what else happened?

SPEAKER_06 (01:13:13):
Tell me about the uh so so so tell me about the car
rental.

SPEAKER_01 (01:13:17):
Okay, one more thing on the gay bar.
It was pretty mild gay bar.
That was a mild gay bar.
Yeah, it was pretty good.
It was not sure it was.

SPEAKER_07 (01:13:25):
I feel like it's I think it's just a gay night.

SPEAKER_01 (01:13:27):
Yeah, it's like it's Wednesday or Tuesday night.
It was a gay night.
Did you know there was a gaynight?
Yeah, maybe things at books.
It wasn't like it was all outthere.

SPEAKER_03 (01:13:35):
But anyway, we we showed up for gay night.

SPEAKER_06 (01:13:37):
I didn't know there was such a thing called gay
nights.

SPEAKER_03 (01:13:39):
So they got gay bartenders for gay night?
Uh yeah, probably.
Probably.
Or gay bartenders for all that.

SPEAKER_06 (01:13:44):
You don't get out much to each other.

SPEAKER_03 (01:13:46):
I think it's the one full-blown gay bar.

SPEAKER_02 (01:13:48):
I'll be honest, it said sports at the top and it
looked like a restaurant.
Yeah.
I mean, it really did.
It looked like a restaurant.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_01 (01:13:54):
So you walked in.
But okay.
Reynolds.

SPEAKER_06 (01:13:56):
Let's talk about the rentals, man.
I heard y'all had a shit show inthe rentals.
Besides, you know.
Well, we didn't know you need acredit card in case.

SPEAKER_02 (01:14:04):
Unless you have a USA debit card.

SPEAKER_01 (01:14:06):
Guess who's the only one with a credit card in uh
Jake's group?
Jake.
So uh I I pay for the the uhrental and it's not cheap.

SPEAKER_02 (01:14:15):
99% of the time, credit cards are a bad idea for
anybody watching, don't have acredit card.
But in this case, credit cardswere good.
I actually just got one.
Uh I actually just got one.

SPEAKER_01 (01:14:24):
Appreciate the the sign on bonus there, B.
Scott.
Uh 250.
250.
Anybody else looking to sign up?
I got a code, so just reach outto me.

SPEAKER_08 (01:14:34):
Capital one bringing this message to you?

SPEAKER_01 (01:14:36):
Yeah, so the first rental, like like we said,
Shockley, Daryl didn't make it.
So we had five people there.
Uh me, Brian, B.
Scott, our two camera guys,Drake and Mac.
And the biggest vehicle I couldrent because I'm 24, uh, was a a
Mazda.

(01:14:58):
Yeah, as little as you can.

SPEAKER_06 (01:15:01):
So you had a so you had to be 25 in order to rent
something big.

SPEAKER_01 (01:15:05):
That is what I got from it.
Yeah, at 1 a.m.

SPEAKER_05 (01:15:07):
Who made that roll up?
The only reason that lady waseven there is because she was
working late to do something.
Yeah.
And so she was like, all theother rental car people were
gone.

SPEAKER_01 (01:15:17):
I had one pre-booked, and I I emailed him
or text I maybe I had a numberfor him.
I called him.
I called him.
I said, Hey, I got uh I missedmy flight, I'm not gonna be
there till on this flight.
He said, Okay, no problem.
I get there and you know,they're not there.
So we we had to make do.
We were only able to get the onecar for five people and five

(01:15:39):
people worth of bags, uh, whichuh as you could probably guess
that did not work.
So me and B.
Scott took all the gear to thehotel about a mile away.
And they walked, they allwalked.

SPEAKER_02 (01:15:52):
We just hot footed it, Canada.

SPEAKER_05 (01:15:54):
Yeah, at like one in the one in the morning.

SPEAKER_02 (01:15:56):
I think I actually that is why no matter where you
go, you lace up.

SPEAKER_06 (01:15:59):
Yeah.
You always lace up.
Yeah.
What are you talking about?

SPEAKER_02 (01:16:04):
You need to be laced up.
Oh you gotta be ready.
Because if you stay ready, youain't gotta get ready.

SPEAKER_06 (01:16:09):
Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (01:16:10):
Come on.
So he walked to the hotel.
We had all the bags, we got tothe hotel, and that was when I
first realized there'smosquitoes there.
Yeah.
I think they were breaking intothe window.

SPEAKER_06 (01:16:18):
I think the mosquitoes really rental car
dude, too.

SPEAKER_07 (01:16:23):
Me and Jake went too.

SPEAKER_01 (01:16:24):
Yeah, me, yeah, me and Daryl when they got there at
10 a.m.
the next day, we obviously weneeded a second rental.
So and uh went to go get aminivan.
And it was sketch.
We were like, all right, let'sjust go.

SPEAKER_06 (01:16:34):
So what what what what have you guys learned from
this trip that you're gonna makechanges next trip?
Uh driving, no.
Just drive.
That's it.
I think the drive just solveseverybody's gonna be able to do
that.
That solves every problem.

SPEAKER_05 (01:16:45):
It does.
100%.
Yeah, everything else was wentso smooth.

SPEAKER_07 (01:16:48):
Or fly but don't take nothing.
Yeah.
I get it.
I get it.
And pay the we should just paythe guy to come.
But then you still gotta get arental.
So pay the guy to come figuresup from the airport.

SPEAKER_02 (01:16:56):
Dude, honestly, you could probably take it your
carry-on bag and your back, likea big backpack, and make it
everyone for three days and thenjust be done with it.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (01:17:06):
You know, if you do that.
Or just keep one big suitcasein.

SPEAKER_02 (01:17:09):
Yeah.
But if it gets lost, that waspart of my problem.

SPEAKER_05 (01:17:14):
What's happened?
Like, like, yeah.
That was part of the problem.
Who's that?
Drake?

SPEAKER_07 (01:17:18):
Drake lost a gag.
Drake lost a bag.
Yeah, they did.
Well, that's because he put itin a gun case, though.

SPEAKER_05 (01:17:23):
He put regular clothes in a rifle case.

SPEAKER_02 (01:17:28):
And then put 19 locks on it.
So they sent it down the gunaisle, you know.

SPEAKER_06 (01:17:33):
Why would he do that?

SPEAKER_00 (01:17:34):
I don't know.

SPEAKER_02 (01:17:35):
You tell me.
You're guessing experience, Iwould guess.
We asked him that same question.
He could not answer it.
Like, why'd you not just put itin a screen?
Why did you not do that?
And he was like, uh.
That's it.
That was the answer.

SPEAKER_06 (01:17:48):
Lesson learned, huh?

SPEAKER_05 (01:17:49):
Yeah, so he didn't have his clothes.
That's funny.
But they brought it to him.

SPEAKER_01 (01:17:52):
They drove two hours there, but that was I did not
know they had people that didthat.

SPEAKER_02 (01:17:56):
Two days later.

SPEAKER_03 (01:17:57):
If you lose your stuff and they find it, they'll
bring it back.

SPEAKER_02 (01:17:59):
But you're gonna get it the last day.
You're gonna be geared up.

SPEAKER_03 (01:18:01):
I won.
I wonder where they had to carryMichael.
Y'all are terrible.

SPEAKER_05 (01:18:07):
That story of another day.
All right, here we go.
Yeah.
I think that wraps it up.
Miss Sinn, we're sorry.

SPEAKER_02 (01:18:13):
Yeah.
We're only an hour 35 in, youknow, and we're yeah, this is
that's the worst thing I've everpodcast is about problems, you
know.

SPEAKER_06 (01:18:21):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_08 (01:18:24):
This lady had a problem.
Like she never got her stuff.

SPEAKER_02 (01:18:28):
Miss Shin's still a good boy.

SPEAKER_07 (01:18:29):
Well, she she got it.

SPEAKER_02 (01:18:31):
Maybe.

SPEAKER_05 (01:18:32):
You don't know that.
Oh no, it's probably stillthere.
Oh, I heard y'all grabbed thewrong bag or something.
That's that's Miss Shin.

SPEAKER_06 (01:18:38):
Oh.
That's Miss Shin.

SPEAKER_05 (01:18:40):
It somehow came out with their stuff.
Yeah, it was with all our stuff.
That's awesome.
We had everybody's stuff.
And they had everybody's stuff.

SPEAKER_06 (01:18:46):
So you got you had all their stuff plus other
people's stuff.
Perfect.
Good.

SPEAKER_05 (01:18:49):
And they carried it around because they thought that
for like 13 hours they carriedit around.

SPEAKER_07 (01:18:54):
Oh, yeah.

SPEAKER_03 (01:18:55):
We had it though.
They kept it overnight.
Until we got ready to get on theplane the next day, then we
realized it wasn't.

SPEAKER_07 (01:19:01):
Yeah, Shaq's like, that's yours here.

SPEAKER_03 (01:19:02):
That's not mine.

SPEAKER_05 (01:19:04):
Imagine if y'all would have taken it to the next.
Imagine if y'all would havetaken it on that flight to the
next airport, dude.

SPEAKER_02 (01:19:09):
They would have had no clue who it was.

SPEAKER_06 (01:19:11):
My God, y'all are terrible.

SPEAKER_02 (01:19:12):
You know how it says don't leave bags unattended?
They're just rolling through theairport and like, woo, just roll
out.

SPEAKER_08 (01:19:19):
That's what we did.

SPEAKER_06 (01:19:22):
Golly.
Horrible.

SPEAKER_08 (01:19:25):
Horrible.
She can't see this and be like,I'm pressing charges on those
two guys from Arkansas.

SPEAKER_07 (01:19:30):
She had to do TSA, they gave us the bag.

SPEAKER_00 (01:19:34):
Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (01:19:35):
What a show.
But it was a great time.

SPEAKER_05 (01:19:37):
I think we all enjoyed it.
It was good.
It was memorable.
We'll definitely go back.
We'll do it.
It's not like you guys had ablast.
It'll just get better.
He'll go next time we get toexperience.
I will go.
I say we make him fly though,and he needs to get a gun.
He needs to do the wholeexperience.

SPEAKER_06 (01:19:49):
One thing about being 47 years old is like I'm
over the yeah, let's just do it.
I listen to y'all's problems andI adapt and I make a better
decision based off of y'all's.
Seriously.

SPEAKER_02 (01:20:01):
We can put you on a plane, run you through Mexico
and Canada.
It'll be fine.

SPEAKER_06 (01:20:06):
I'll either fly private or drive.
Drive's probably.
Drive or drive your drive.

SPEAKER_07 (01:20:12):
You can fly commercial.
You just need to register yourgun before you go.
Yeah.
License it.

SPEAKER_06 (01:20:16):
Yeah, but I you know, or don't take a gun.
The last five flights I've beenon, my plan has always had to
have maintenance done to it.
The door won't close.
There's always I just think it'sgetting worse and worse.

SPEAKER_03 (01:20:29):
I didn't have no issues with no mechanical.

SPEAKER_06 (01:20:31):
Are you flying with American?

SPEAKER_05 (01:20:32):
Yeah, that's crazy.

SPEAKER_06 (01:20:33):
That's wow.

SPEAKER_05 (01:20:35):
Didn't they change the drawer?
The drawer close, I'm gettingoff.

SPEAKER_06 (01:20:37):
If you fly with spirit, get the door to the
battery.
You know, the American Airlinesare the largest air, you know.
Yeah.
They're the biggest.
They're the worst too, though.
Yeah, they got the worstmaintenance.
You want to get delayed, flyAmerican.
Yeah, and they're the biggestlines.
I mean, they're the biggestfleet.

SPEAKER_02 (01:20:53):
I'm like dealing with it.
I flew one time I flew Spirit,and uh they didn't have any
snacks or drinks.
I was like, we're never doingthis again.
You couldn't even get water.

SPEAKER_07 (01:21:03):
Hey, but you know what's crazy?
Spirits can get you there.

SPEAKER_02 (01:21:05):
They're good, they will get you there.
There, I mean, they cut out allthe bull crap.
There's no like you get on thereand the plane flies, they
there's no stewardess ornothing.
Really?
Yeah, you're just you just getthere and get off.
And you just I mean, they ain'tgot bathrooms or nothing.
Does everybody pick AmericanAirlines?
Well, I don't know aboutbathrooms.

SPEAKER_06 (01:21:22):
Because what?
This is the cheapest cost ofAmerican Airlines.
No, American's not cheapest.
It's not the cheapest.
Cheaper.
Spirit.
For sure.
For sure.
Allegiant's one of the cheapest.
Southwestern.
How many planes do they got intheir fleet?
Spirit.
I don't know.
They're yellow they're theyellow planes.
They're the yellow school bus.
Big yellow school bus.

SPEAKER_02 (01:21:38):
They probably got 10 or something.
Yeah.
Dude, I'm telling you, like theydon't have pretzels.
Like there's nothing.
It's the low-class flights.
Really?
You know what a drink?
Water.
You can just go in the bathroomand just kind of scoot for it.
Guaranteed it's a lot of things.

SPEAKER_03 (01:21:52):
There weren't very many snacks anyway.
Everybody was sleeping as soonas they got on the plane.
Everybody was tired, huh?
Yeah.

SPEAKER_07 (01:21:57):
That's the best way to do it.

SPEAKER_03 (01:21:58):
Exhausting.

SPEAKER_07 (01:21:59):
We ended up with a bunch of middle seats, too.

SPEAKER_05 (01:22:00):
Oh, dude, I've never flown in the middle seat so many
times consecutively in my wholelife.

SPEAKER_06 (01:22:04):
Yeah, we're gonna we're gonna blame our guy.

SPEAKER_02 (01:22:05):
Dude, I love I love it when you're in the middle all
the time.

SPEAKER_06 (01:22:09):
Jake's one does that.
Jake you booker, I did not pickseats.
You sure?

SPEAKER_03 (01:22:14):
To his defense, he was in the middle of the seat.
That's why we got middle seats.

SPEAKER_07 (01:22:17):
Well, they try to charge you$20 if you pick your
seat per flight.
Really?
Yeah.
Yeah, so we'd have to do SoTimmy, you're right.
I will I will pick.
Three times$20,$60,600.
$120.
It's a hard yeah,$120 personwith three flights.
No problem.
You probably got as many that'sthe cheap.
That's it.

SPEAKER_02 (01:22:32):
You probably got a lot of points now.
You probably booked free flightsnow.
Yeah, yeah.
We'd probably get the next setfree.

SPEAKER_06 (01:22:40):
We've flown a lot this year already.
A whole ton, dude.
Yeah.

SPEAKER_05 (01:22:45):
And it's only begun.
Hopefully we just go kill stuffnow and worry about traveling.

SPEAKER_06 (01:22:52):
Well, it's a good podcast.
You guys had a good time, andand uh we're just getting fired
up.
Hunting season's just justbegun.
You know, we got deer seasoncoming up, we got more ducks to
kill.

SPEAKER_05 (01:23:01):
So you guys stay tuned and uh make sure you leave
a like, subscribe, hit the bellfor notifications, check out our
other videos.
Uh we'll be putting some stuffup and we have big stuff coming
out in October.
Make sure you keep your eyespeeled for that.
It's gonna be exciting.
Woo!

SPEAKER_06 (01:23:15):
And a tip of the day if you shit your pants on, use
Listerine.

SPEAKER_05 (01:23:18):
Listerine burns.

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