October 25, 2024 • 47 mins
Can shocking revelations shift the political landscape, or are some figures simply immune to scandal? This episode takes you on a wild ride through the bizarre world of modern politics, spotlighting everything from Donald Trump's short-lived McDonald's escapades to his contentious remarks about the military and surprising alliances with Elon Musk. We also lighten the mood with amusing anecdotes involving Arnold Palmer's masculinity and Rudy Giuliani's financial woes, all while questioning the absurdity of current political discourse with Tim Walls adding his comedic critique.
What draws voters to controversial figures like Trump, even when shocking allegations loom? We dive into the perplexing loyalty some minority communities express for Trump, despite his divisive statements, and the media's role in amplifying these voices. As we ponder Trump's alleged praise for Hitler and its implications, we touch on the broader narrative of political pettiness, showcasing Trump's peculiar antics, including his attempt to discredit Kamala Harris through an unusual McDonald's stunt. It's a satirical yet insightful exploration of how societal standards have shifted, with throwbacks to earlier scandals like Howard Dean's "Yeehaw" moment.
Amidst the chaos, the critical importance of civic engagement and voting emerges as a central theme. We ponder whether any bombshell revelations could sway Trump's steadfast supporters, given the resilience of his political standing despite past controversies. With the upcoming election looming, we emphasize the personal stakes involved, urging listeners to reflect on the preservation of democracy. This episode promises a captivating mix of humor, critique, and political analysis, questioning what truly influences election outcomes in today’s turbulent political arena.
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Quickly gloss over that's probably not the best
choice of terms there ArnoldPalmer's dick.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
If you can't see from home, even though we haven't
officially started recording, myeyebrows are moving up and down
.
It might look fake, but it'snot.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Also the model coming forward accusing Donald Trump
of groping her after Epsteinbrought her to Trump Tower.
Trump's short stint atMcDonald's, Tim Pool quitting
podcasting to focus on a familyand then saying that he doesn't
have.
Yeah, that was.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Right.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Exactly Tim Walls roasting Elon Trump, calling uh
troops suckers and losers.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Also again, or that just came up again uh, I think
it came up again.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Yeah, well, yeah, because kelly's on a recording
um yeah, there's been a lot oflike kelly, like that's been
everywhere right speaking ofthat.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
he also called Trump a fascist.
Obviously, we'll get to thatand saying that he likes Hitler
and warned Hitler's generals,trump was making fun of Elon's
rockets, which is.
I just want to point out how,like Elon spending all this
money to help Trump try and winan election and Trump is
shitting on him.
I found that hilarious.
No-transcript.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
I found that out and he's like don't buy an EV and
Elon's rockets are shit.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, he's like you hear it.
You hear an explosion.
It's just like Elon's rockets.
It's so funny.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
And then, when was this Recently?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
This is today Always bite the hand that feeds you, I
guess for sure.
And then trump said that biden'scomments about locking them up
were illegal.
And then I also have a video toplay immediately following that
where trump is saying he wantsto lock up hillary clinton and
(01:59):
the biden's um, and then there'sa couple of other things.
I mean, look, obviously youknow there's no way we can cover
everything that happens in aweek.
I mean, I made, I made thatvideo.
It's like an hour and 15minutes long almost, and like
there's no fluff and it was.
I couldn't cover everythingthat happened in a month or
otherwise it would have beenlike four times as long.
(02:21):
But we also got these storiesabout the Justice Department
sending that letter to ElonMusk's Super PAC about the
million dollar giveawaypotentially being illegal, and
they cut it out.
Apparently that was sent onMonday, so DOJ didn't waste any
time there for everyone who wasasking where's Merrick Garland.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
No, they didn't ask.
They said Merrick Garland isnot posting about it't ask.
They said, like Merrick Garlandis not posting about it on
Twitter, so therefore he must bedoing nothing.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I try to explain that regularly.
Like the Department of Justicetypically doesn't do things out
in the open until it's ready tofile charges and they
investigate quite a few thingsbehind the scenes, but like to
even send this letter is prettyovert, I mean.
Mean, I guess it wasn't likepublic, so I'm assuming someone
(03:11):
for the patent made that public.
Oh so Chris Lasavitas thoughtthat his tweets show that he
thought that Donald Trump wasresponsible for the attack on
the Capitol on January 6th andwe don't know if we'll ever get
to that.
Npr did an investigation wherethey found that since 2022,
(03:40):
trump threatened to prosecute,investigate, arrest or punish
his enemies more than 100 times,including attacks on fellow
Americans that he called theenemy from within.
I don't know if we'll get tothat.
Rudy Giuliani having to give uphis apartment and a bunch of
shit to Shea Moss and RubyFreeman.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
I love that for him His condo, his apartment, his
classic bins, all of his Trumpwatches.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, I had a pretty good one on twitter when I was
really getting the uh like theapartment and not the sale.
Sale price of the apartment no,I think they're getting the
physical condo yeah are they acouple?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I don't know, I mean they're gonna have to to have to
.
Ok, cool, I mean, I still lovethat.
It's pretty funny that likeit's not even like you are
forced into liquidation, to sellyour items to come to Like no,
I want his apartment, I want himto get out of it, I want him to
leave his apartment and beforced to sell all of this all
(04:47):
of this, um, there's yeah, it'salso that election or arizona
county election official whopled guilty to refusing to serve
his father 2020 midterms.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Um, and the gop dude that's getting a year and a half
in prison for sending russiandonations to the trump campaign
in 2016.
I mean, like it's just it's,there's endless stories.
I don't know how many of that,how much of that we'll get to,
but we'll try and try and dowhat we can.
One, two, three, four.
(05:13):
Hey, this is D-Night.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
This is Carol, this is Ty.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
And both of our boobs and you're listening to the
Pardon the Interaction podcast.
Carol, beat me to the joke.
If listening to the pardon, theinsurrection podcast.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I carol beat me to the joke if you're watching us
on youtube.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Uh, time made it a point.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I'm the only person who's ever made that joke time
made it a point to aim hercamera down slightly to include
her chest in the shot becauseapparently she's feeling
extraordinary boobalicious.
Also, and you're listening tothe Pardon the Insurrection
podcast where, boobs aside,we're not obsessed with the size
(05:52):
of Arnold Palmer's dick.
So, of course, like everysingle week in the political
landscape is an absoluteshitshow dumpster fire explosion
, like Elon's car for hisrockets, like I just I'm at this
point be in one of those carsor rockets at any time has he
Speaker 2 (06:15):
considered making a submarine why, hasn't he gotten
into submersibles.
Why do?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
you say that because I don't always see him drive his
own brand of car, uh, but ofcourse so somehow, if you missed
it and you follow the podcast,uh, I uploaded a video to
youtube, also to the audiopodcast, uh it's it's a little
bit over an hour long.
(06:42):
Every single trump scandal fromthe past month.
If you had the opportunity tocheck that out, kudos to you.
If not, you should do that.
I would imagine that a lot ofyou.
If you're listening to this,you're probably extraordinarily
well read and familiar with mostof Trump's scandals, so a lot
of it likely won't be a surpriseto you in terms of like what
you'll have been aware of ithappening, like what you'll have
(07:07):
been aware of it happening.
But what I do suspect is you'venever seen anything like this,
where every single thing is justlaid out back to back, to back
to back to back non-stop.
Um, it's, it was.
It was shocking when I wasrecording it because I was like,
actually, this is, I rememberall of this and it's absolutely
fucking insane that this is justthe one, yeah, single month of
scandals over an hour long, andobviously I couldn't include
everything, or it'd have beenlike 10 hours long.
(07:29):
That's the level of absurdabsurdity we were dealing with.
And, of course, like, as Ispend my entire weekend editing
this fucking video, you know, assoon as it drops, trump's like
hold my beer.
I also also love Hitler'sgenerals.
I grab.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I grab Epstein's girlfriend by the genitals.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
And no, that was in there.
Generals are both the genitals.
Hold.
That, thought Trump was likehold my beer.
You know I love Hitler'sgenerals.
I also grab Jeffrey Epstein'sgirlfriend by the boobs and, by
the way, perhaps there might bea tape of me floating around out
there molesting one of mydaughter's underage kids.
So that was.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Yeah.
So he said wait, he said those,what Well, he didn't know this
is figuratively speaking.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
He said hold my beer After all those, after all the
work I put into that super longvideo.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Wait a minute, he doesn't drink beer.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Figuratively speaking .
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I figured that out eventually.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
In case you missed it , there's word floating around
the rumor mill that there's avideo of a trump at a campaign
event involving uh numerousdonors where apparently he
groped or fondled one of thedonor's children.
The donor was seemed to be.
This is allegedlyextraordinarily upset about this
incident and uh might beshopping this video around.
(09:01):
Perhaps, or maybe someone who'sinvolved with the campaign or
was present at the eventpotentially shopping this video
around.
Now, of note, I would say thatit appears as though this person
is attempting to shop thisvideo around to right-wing
broadcasts, which suggests thatthis person isn't necessarily uh
looking for a legitimate newsoutlet to present the
(09:24):
information, but could possiblyget paid to make the story
disappear.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
They outlet to present the information but
could possibly get paid to makethe story disappear they want to
be the next story to stormydaniels seems like that could be
a possibility.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Um so yes, but again, minus the disappointing sex
well, you never know, we don'tknow, maybe we don't know what's
on the video, um, so I keep alookout for that.
Again, this is rumor mill shit.
Nothing's confirmed, butthere's a lot of noise behind
the scenes and also a bunch ofright-wingers on the internet
are super spooked, so anything'spossible.
(09:55):
Um, so obviously it's been ahell of a couple weeks here,
apart from trump just wanderingaround stage doing his dj act at
the campaign rally and then,you know, presumably being
obsessed with the size of arnoldpalmer.
You know what?
We might as well just play aclip of trump being obsessed
(10:18):
with the size of arnold palmer'sdick, because, you know, for
god's sake, I just like, I juststay in this guy, I just don't
know words, just play the clip,roll the tape, roll the tape
also like.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Imagine even being in a position to know arnold
palmer personally, instead ofbeing talking about what size
drink you want.
That's crazy.
You're so fucking out of touchwith reality.
My drink doesn't have a penis.
You imbecile.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
He's definitely not obsessed with the size of Arnold
Palmer's drink.
Speaker 7 (10:56):
But Arnold Palmer was all man and I say that in all
due respect to women, and I lovewomen.
But this guy, this guy, thisguy, this is a guy that was all
man.
This man was strong and toughand I refuse to say it.
But when he took showers withthe other pros, they came out of
(11:21):
there they said god, that'sunbelievable.
I had to say it.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Hey guys, is it gay?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
couldn't say it, I had to say it.
Ashley babbitt was killed hewas all man.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
All man, is it gay to say that you're wondering.
I like to talk about a mantaking showers with other men
who were talking about the sizeof his dick it's gay.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Adjacent, I won't say it's gay, not it's gay it's gay
adjacent.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Yeah, it's not that we shame people for their sexual
proclivities, but I mean, Iguess I was gonna say I don't
know, but I don't sit aroundthinking about like what other
women's vaginas and vulvas looklike and like you know what kind
of life are you living, carol,if you're not doing that?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
but what if she has a huge clitoris?
What?
What if she has a huge clit?
Then would you possibly obsessover the idea of what it?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
I guess I wouldn't be like I don't know.
There's nothing on the outsideof women's genitals that make
other women.
What if there were reports?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
what if there were reports of I don't know a famous
politician?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
boobs.
We just have to have boobs asthe analog for women.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Yeah, well, ty's got that covered for you, so yeah,
we're gonna talk about new, newjealousy.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
It's gonna be the boobs, yeah that's just
extraordinarily weird shit.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I don't know what's going on with this dude.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Like like again, once upon a time we canceled but the
overall point was that it doeslead to to me to being maybe gay
, because I have not not thoughtthose things about, men I mean
yeah, I don't sit aroundthinking about other dudes,
dicks.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I'm sorry, but yes, once upon a time we cancelled
Howard Dean's political careerfor going y'all.
I think how far we've come fromthose days where simple, you
know expression having an issuewith him excitement no, but I
mean maybe not you.
Expression I don't rememberhaving an issue with him.
Excitement, no, but I meanmaybe not you personally, but
(13:29):
I'm just saying generallyspeaking, the public was like no
, we can't do this.
This guy's got to go.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
This dude is crazy, we can't get behind him.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
We've gone from that to Arnold Palmer's dick.
They're eating the cats, arnold.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Palmer's dick.
They're eating the cat, arnoldPalmer.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
And Arnold Palmer has a big dick.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Yeah, Now I personally, generally speaking,
when I think of Arnold Palmergenerally speaking, we'll get to
generals in just a second.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
I see what you did there, Carol.
I like it.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
When I think of Arnold Palmer, I don't even
think of golf.
I live in the south.
I consume quite often my sweettea with lemonade, so that is
generally how I think of arnoldpalmer, in any shape, form or
fashion it's supposed to be withsweet tea.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
That's too sweet.
We have it up here withunsweetened tea it doesn't
matter, whatever floats yourboat some combination of tea and
lemonade, half and half.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
in that regard, yeah, but also speaking of well.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Sorry, hard-hitting political journalism here on my
part.
Last year he claimed his icedtea was unsweetened.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
This year.
He says it's sweetened.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Speaking of sweet teas, we have Tim Walls here
totally roasting Elon Musk inhilarious fashion.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Oh yes, I haven't seen this.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
I can't wait to see this.
I love this guy, my favorite ofthe Tims.
Speaker 6 (14:57):
And that's not a joke .
But look, I'm not going towaste all the time I'm in.
I'm going to talk about hisrunning mate, his running mate,
elon Musk.
Seriously, seriously.
(15:17):
Where is Senator Vance after hegot asked the simplest question
in the world at the debate didDonald Trump lose the 2020
election?
And after two weeks, he finallysaid no, he didn't.
That's where he's been spendinghis time, but that's it.
So look, elon's on that stagejumping around, skipping like a
(15:37):
dipshit on these things.
You know it.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Skipping like a dipshit, so I bet the network
apologized for his swear word,but they're like totally fine
sane-washing fascism.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Well, they're totally fine with Trump saying Kamala
Harris is a shit vice president,okay.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Yeah, so Tim was extraordinarily accurate in
pointing out a couple of thingsthere.
Just apart from elon musk beinga dipshit, uh, but jumping
around on stage like a moron,we've actually discovered the
reason why elon's been doingthat.
If you're, if you're curious, ifyou thought he was simply
insane uh, you weren't far off,but the reason to show you his
(16:21):
pasty midriff well, part of thepart of the reason why he's
specifically been jumping aroundlike this with his legs out and
his arms out, is because itmakes the figure X it makes the
what I don't know.
I heard it makes the letter xthe letter he's you know how
(16:46):
like you know how, like trump,loves ymc, and then you do the
thing elon is is just making anx because, well, obviously he's
obsessed with the letter henamed, renamed twitter to x,
taking billions of dollars ofits brand value in doing so, and
also he's rolling all day.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Yeah no, no, it's ketamine, not X.
My bad.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
You.
I'm sure there's probably someecstasy involved, allegedly so
we don't get sued.
So we don't get sued.
Uh yeah, but also just pointingout the fact, clearly, that
elon musk is now actually donaldtrump's running mate and he's
replaced jd vance is fuckinghilarious.
So, um, one of the thingsthat's been going on here with
(17:33):
elon musk recently is that hispack announced some kind of
lottery in um in pennsylvaniawhere he would be awarding
individuals who signed up tosupport his whatever the fuck,
proclaiming their support forthe first and second amendment
but part of the the pack thatsends you targeted ads well, yes
(17:57):
, that pack as well.
so part of the requirements toqualify for the sweepstakes is
that you must be a registeredvoter, which apparently seems
like some kind of attempt toactually buy votes.
Also, in the statesPennsylvania specifically, I
think it's illegal for any kindof lottery that's not
(18:19):
specifically authorized by thestate, for any kind of lottery
that's not specificallyauthorized by the state.
So he's likely breaking federaland state law.
And just in case you werewondering where Mayor Garland
was, apparently the Departmentof Justice sent the PAC a letter
on Monday, not just a couple ofdays after the announcement of
this seeming election scam.
(18:43):
Yes, and for some strange reasonthey didn't tell everyone their
plan on Twitter.
Yeah well, doj was like hey man, cease and desist.
It's entirely possible youcould be breaking the law and
I'm absolutely sure the feds arelikely investigating that.
And again, if it is some kindof campaign violation or
potential gambling, okay, youknow, I have a question.
Some kind of campaign?
Speaker 4 (19:02):
violation or potential gambling.
Okay, you know I have aquestion.
I want to know where Elon isgetting this amount of money
from, though, yes, he is therichest man in the world, but
all of his net worth, all of hismonies, are tied to Tesla stock
.
He is cash poor, so where is hegetting the absolute cash to
(19:28):
throw into Trump's pack that heput into his little scheme with
the Harris?
I'm pretty sure.
Contradicting positions likewhere is he getting this hundred
million dollars, this 45million dollars a month?
(19:49):
That is something that I thinkneeds to be actually.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
I mean, it's not worse.
Over 200 billion dollars he cansell, you know, a half a
billion dollars of Tesla Teslastock without making too much of
a ripple, but he sold so muchin his acquisition of Twitter.
He did.
So he is like but another half abillion is probably not going
(20:15):
to make a huge difference interms of, like, the stock
evaluation, so I would assume itlikely came from the stock.
And again, don't forget, likethe pact, also like, while he's
the largest contributor, he'snot the only contributor, so not
100 of the funds are comingdirectly from him.
Um, but it was justextraordinarily funny that not
(20:38):
only is tim walls destroyingelon mus, but so was his running
mate, donald Trump.
Like you, just you can'timagine Elon Musk spending all
this money trying to help Trumpwin and then Trump turning
around and shitting on him.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
But fuck your car.
Well, it's funny because noneof them recognize that, like he
has no loyalty to anyone, nomatter how many times it happens
.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Well, we'll show you that he has absolutely no
loyalty to anyone, no matter howmany times it happens.
Well, we'll show you that hehas absolutely no loyalty, right
here and look what happenedafter I left.
Speaker 7 (21:08):
There was an explosion like one of elon's
rocket ships.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
Look at that like was that guy holding binoculars or
was he saluting like the?
Speaker 1 (21:19):
guy.
I don't know, but it's just.
It's extraordinarily funny thatliterally everyone running for
office is shitting on elon musk,including the guy elon musk is
trying attempting to spin andwoke liberals to buy evs yeah
which is the anti-trump base.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
So that's fair enough .
Speaker 1 (21:39):
But yeah, if you've noticed here tesla stock is is
tanking, actually becausedemocrats are refusing to buy
teslas now because of elon musk,they're going out and
purchasing different brands ofelectric cars now.
So kudos to that guy way totake your business in in order
to be a fucking republican nutjob.
I mean, of course I'm assumingand that what elon is hoping is
(22:02):
that if trump wins, that trumpwill just grant him unlimited
government, um, unlimitedgovernment funds in terms and
give him the part well, that too.
So, if you're unaware, elon muskand almost all of his various
companies are under some kind offederal investigation, whether
(22:22):
it be the Department of Justice,all the way down to OSHA.
So, it's entirely possible that,like his fortune depends on
Trump winning and just to keephim out of jail and just to stop
all these investigations intoall of his companies.
But you know, fingers crossed,trump loses and, like Elon Musk
said recently here on the TuckerCarlson interview, he's fucked.
(22:45):
Stories that broke concerningGeneral Kelly and comments that
he made about Trump during histime in the Trump White House,
(23:06):
recordings made public yesterdayevening and we'll play some of
those for you here.
Where well chief, his formerchief of staff, john Kelly, is
calling Trump a fascist, iscalling Trump a fascist?
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Certainly.
The former president is in thefar right area.
He's certainly an authoritarian, admires people who are
dictators.
He has said that, so hecertainly falls into the general
definition of fascist, for sure.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yeah, understatement, bro.
He's already tried to overthrowthe government once and he's
calling Americans the enemy ofthe people and he's threatening
to use the military.
He's American citizens andthere was that one time he tried
to have um, uh, it wasn't hisbuddy, his best, very good
friend, murdered.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Uh, well, yeah, that that too.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
But there was also that time he tried to order the
national guard to shootprotesters uh, during the george
floyd protest in the knee, andthey were like, actually, bro,
we not about to do that, we'llresign, um, and don't forget, he
also wanted to, like, putalligators in the rio grande
(24:36):
he's been watching too much tv,um, but I mean, look, we've.
we've never been in a situationwhere so many members of a
president's, a formerpresident's cabinet, who's
running for real I mean,obviously we barely in that
situation anyway, but we'remembers of a former president's
cabinet or coming out on therecord to speak out about what a
danger he is to the nation.
(24:57):
We've never seen anything likethis and the media is kind of
like yeah, it's a cool story,it's a cool story for a day, but
no big deal.
I mean, it's not like he's youknow, it's not like biden being
old or anything like let us, letus know, like biden sleeping on
the beach, I mean, yeah, let usknow when one of these stories
uh gets to that level.
(25:18):
Uh, you know, perhaps, like Idon't know General Kelly
speaking here about Trumpcalling our soldiers suckers and
losers?
Speaker 3 (25:34):
He basically said to you that those who died for
America on the battlefield werelosers and suckers, and he said
it more than once.
Yes, but he would say it wouldalways did something else would
get him going off at times again.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
They never could wrap his arms around why people
would serve the country inuniform.
What was it for them?
That was the general theme.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Yeah so what is in it for them?
Yes, the man who is supposed tobe the premier public servant
in our country is cannotunderstand the concept of
serving the country serving,just doing any service yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
So, speaking of trump's lack of respect for
american servicemen and women,there was also this story where,
uh, after the death of aamerican soldier, you know,
trump told the family that hewas going to pay them again uh
yeah, but like I fuck her sisterI'll get to that in just a
moment when he said you know the?
(26:44):
so I think the funeral expenseswere going to amount to
something like $60,000 and thearmy was willing to cover some
of it, not the entirety of it.
Trump proposed that he wasgoing to pay for it, obviously
to win some kind of browniepoints, and then when he got the
bill, he I'm not paying thatshit.
Basically, I think his exactwords were it doesn't cost 60
(27:04):
000 bucks to bury a fuckingmexican.
And he turned to mark meadowsand said and told him he told
mark meadows specifically not topay it.
Um, I just have absolutely wildbehavior, man.
And then, like the sister is ontwitter defending trump, um, I
(27:26):
just for I don't, I don't, Idon't understand why, like I
wouldn't defend anyone, get a,let alone vote for someone who
referred to my sister who diedin the line of duty, as a
quote-unquote fucking mexican.
Yeah, it's just absolutely wildbehavior.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
It's gross.
Sometimes I think I'll take mychances with the racism.
Sorry, that's an inside thingfrom the video I saw earlier.
We were discussing it, but ouraudience wasn't.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
I won't take my chances with the pog room, which
is what you're going to get,motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Well, feel free to explain the video that you were
watching.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Yeah, so I was watching a video of voices along
Pennsylvania I'm sorry I don'tknow the name of the big highway
that goes east to west overthrough Pennsylvania but was
like talking to voters there andit was like three quarters
Trump voters and one of them waslike a Latino kitchen worker
(28:25):
and he was saying you know, theeconomy is probably better with
Trump, but a lot of guys in theimmigrant and minority
communities are afraid of theracism being worse, like it was
under Trump and like policebothering you and all this stuff
.
But then you know, like I don'tknow, I think it'll be better,
I'll take my chances with theracism and I was like, holy shit
(28:46):
, where do they like?
Is this real people?
Are they finding like thedumbest people who will talk to
them?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
So, what I was the latter Carol.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
They're finding the dumbest fucking people, because
that is.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Take your chances yeah, if you'll notice outlets
like cnn and the washington postor the new york well, I don't
know about the washington postbut the new york times they'll
go out of their way to find likethe one in 40 000 black people
that are out here supportingtrump and then they'll platform
that for the black guy with onetooth who's been smoking crack
(29:23):
the last 34 years and ask him aquestion.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
And then they're like oh, black voters said this,
Like that's what they do.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
So statistically speaking, 95% of black women, as
per the usual, are supportingKamalaris in the 2024 election
and at at the very least 85 ofblack men or poll in in terms of
polling or supporting kamalaharris.
But again, like it's difficultto tell exactly because some of
(29:57):
the way the polls done thesample size, especially when it
get like are you playing withyour boobs as well, carol?
Um, so some of the way the pollis done the sample size,
especially when it gets like areyou playing with your boobs as
well, carol?
So some of the way polling,some of the ways that polling is
done in terms of black voters,is it's just the sample sizes
are too small to be predictivein terms of what election
results would be, but just ifit's anything like 2016, you're
(30:21):
probably going to see democratic, the democratic presidential
candidate, in this case, kamalaharris.
It's somewhere around 90percent of the black vote.
So going out of your way tofind the handful of weirdos or
who are out here like yeah, youknow, uh, I, you know, I worry
about the racism, but trump'sgood on the economy, even though
(30:41):
like I don't remember if he wasblack or latino, but um, even
weirder.
Uh, just the fact that, like,first of all, trump didn't do
anything great for the economy.
He just took over obama'seconomy and then burned it to
the ground.
People forget that last part.
And then, like again, if you'rea latino voter, uh, you're, you
(31:01):
, you're, you're addressing thatthe possibility of voting for
trump in terms of he's going tovote the other latino, not me,
and like, I feel like that's anextraordinarily dangerous,
dangerous game to play.
Like, why would you even wantto take the gamble of the guy
who's saying he's going toinvoke the alien enemies act and
use the military to round up,uh, quote unquote, immigrants,
(31:26):
even though, specifically, hewill.
Generally speaking, he'stalking about, you know, black
people, brown people, muslimsand jews, and he's not making
any distinction to whether ornot it matters if they're here
or they're.
Like, why would you want totake that gamble, especially
with a guy who proclaims toyou'll never guess, love Hitler.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
Well, we're just one rally away from Trump endorsing
1619.
So he keeps going back a decade.
He was talking about theterrorists in 1890.
Then he goes back to 1798.
Yeah, 1619 is approaching.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Well, let's hear from John Kelly, former chief of
staff for Donald Trump, on hispraise of Hitler, who apparently
has done some good things.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
He would.
He commented more than oncethat you know that Hitler did
some good things too, and ofcourse, if you know history,
again, I think he's lacking inthat.
But if you know what Hitler wasall about, it would be pretty
hard to make an argument that hedid anything good.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
So what would you say when he said to you that Hitler
did a lot of good things.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Well, I'd tell him that I said you know, first of
all, you should never say that.
But if you knew what Hitler wasall about, from the beginning
to the end, everything he didwas in support of his racist,
fascist life.
You know philosophy, so thatnothing he did you could argue
(33:09):
was good.
It was certainly not done forthe right reason.
But he would occasionally saythat.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
What would he say when you would?
Lay that out to him.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
He'd just you know that would be the end of the
conversation usually.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
That happened multiple times, really how?
Speaker 1 (33:29):
many times would you possibly be praising Hitler?
How many times did you possiblybe praising Hitler?
Now?
I would like to say on therecord that the only good thing
Hitler has ever done is kill.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
Hitler Kill himself.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Yeah, no, he killed Hitler, youtube Anyway.
So you can't talk about Ixnang,your elf say on YouTube yet
well, yeah, you know whatever.
So no one was talking aboutthat.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
We're talking about Hitler yeah that's what I said
Hitler did an amazing job.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
That was a gesture, because I was just explaining it
no, you can't say it.
You can't talk about killingyourself.
But that's okay, I'll edit thatpart out.
But yes, hitler did a fantasticjob of killing Hitler.
That's the best thing he's everdone he had ever done in his
life.
Apart from that, everythingelse Hitler did was a fucking
(34:23):
travesty and monstrosity, and Iwould assume that the guy
talking about using the militaryto round up the migrants, who's
also claiming to support hitler, at least privately, probably
shouldn't be the president ofthe united states.
I feel pretty comfortablesaying that I don't feel like
that's out of line.
I don't feel like I'm beingunreasonable in that regard.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
That is not.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
That is not a reckless speculation no it is
not, I feel like that's prettynormal conclusion to come to.
Now I would imagine if you'relistening to this podcast and
you're like, huh, that'sextraordinarily weird.
Trump goes from talking aboutArnold Palmer's dick to us
getting reports of him praisingHitler and saying that he wishes
(35:05):
he had generals like Hitlergenerals like Hitler.
But also he's groping JeffreyEpstein's girlfriend, which I
mean we'll play a video of thatfor you in a moment.
But also he's working a briefstint at McDonald's.
(35:26):
Seems extraordinarily weirdthat someone this stupid be that
dangerous.
But I mean, obviously trump isjust a bag of surprises here
either way, will you accept theresults of the election.
Speaker 7 (35:36):
Yeah sure, if it's a fair election, I would always.
I would always accept thedifference.
It's gonna be a fair election.
We're leading in all the polls,then we're leading in every
swing stand.
We're doing well and it's uh.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
No, I don't think so so that pisses me off that
people keep asking him if heplans to accept the results.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
Carol.
You saying that, carol isexactly how I feel.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
It's so frustrating.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
Why do we have to pander to this?
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Why are we even giving air to that idea?
It was the same thing last time.
Why are you?
Speaker 4 (36:07):
making it normalizing the idea that you can just
contest the results, like whenyou like yeah, no, exactly,
carol, exactly every time I hearsomeone, if he's doing an
interview, like will you acceptthe results, and I I'm like it's
cringe, I tense up, I'm likestop asking him that fucking
(36:29):
question.
And we already know he's not.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
It's extraordinarily frustrating, like you said, not
not just because, like obviously, if you have to ask a candidate
that question, they're notqualified to hold the office,
but also if you have to ask themthat question, you already know
the fucking answer well thatthat's appearing as well.
But also we saw that he didn'taccept the results of the last
(36:51):
fucking election.
He tried to overthrow thegovernment.
Why are we pretending like thatnever happened?
Why is that a thing now againmedia extraordinarily annoying.
I get it like just they refuseto treat this, like they refuse
to hold trump to have thestandard that they hold kamala
harris to, and I'm sure like ifyou're a reasonable person, you
(37:13):
find this frustrating as well.
I don't understand, but that isto say that in the middle of a
staged campaign event whereTrump shut down his friends
McDonald's In order to pretendlike he worked there, in order
to somehow discredit KamalaHarris's story of working at a
McDonald's.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
It gave everybody high blood pressure as a youth
40 years ago.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
We're all talking at the same time.
Due to the law of logicaltricks, two presidents cannot
both have worked at McDonald'sat the same time.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
I didn't know that was a.
I didn't know, was it like alaw of physics or something?
But yeah, so apparently.
First of all, the logicaltricks.
Logical tricks.
So kudos to Kamala Harris forshaking Trump up so badly by
saying that she worked at aMcDonald's 40 years ago, that he
(38:07):
felt obligated to try and stagea stunt where he pretended to
show up at a McDonald's and work.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
I dropped out of a presidential race 40 years ago.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Yeah, I wish I could trick him that way, but no.
So as someone who worked atMcDonald's, you know, 20
something years ago, I can tellyou, in all likelihood, like the
people who are like, well,she's making up, she can't prove
that she's working.
Give me now so I worked in amcdonald's 20 something years
ago two things.
One, it was a franchise.
(38:40):
It wasn't owned by the, thecorporation, it was a privately
owned company.
And then, two, it no longerexists.
So it'd be extraordinarilydifficult for me to find a way
to prove to you that I worked atMcDonald's 20 something years
ago.
So imagine 40 years ago.
Speaker 4 (38:57):
Not to mention then you got paper checks.
There was no direct deposit.
No, no, direct deposit and youfilled out a paper application
to like get your fucking job.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Yeah, I don't think anyone was going through the old
McDonald's, no, so personnelfiles and scanning them.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Especially, a lot of states have rules on how long
you can keep personnel files sothe fact that trump showed up to
this weird thing just to tryand show up, comrade harris, I
mean it just backfiredspectacularly.
Speaker 4 (39:26):
That just shows the fucking pettiness and the
unseriousness of him, that hewas triggered, that she spent a
summer working at McDonald's 40years ago and he has harped on
that like non-stop every chancehe can get what I wanted to
(39:48):
point out specifically the thingyou did there, where you're
like look how unserious he isnow part of the issue with trump
is that he's extraordinarilydangerous.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
But because he's so fucking ridiculous, many people
out there voters included lookat the stuff that's
extraordinarily dangerous andsay, oh, but he doesn't mean it
because they see all the thingsthat he does that are so
ridiculous, and what I would sayis that, in fact, if you give a
(40:23):
stupid, ridiculous person power, they're likely to be more
dangerous than someone who'sactually intelligent enough to
know when to tone it down.
Um, so, yeah, I mean again,trump's a moron.
He's doing all this weird shit.
He's staging.
You know this fake thing.
At mcdonald's, he promised topay for all of the food that was
(40:45):
served while he was there.
He skipped out on that bill aswell.
Um, so it's just a pattern ofbehavior with him.
And then, of course, there wasan e-coli outbreak from a series
of McDonald's immediately afterthe fact that hospitalized
about 50 people and killed one.
So you know, if you're sick andthrowing up and potentially
dying from consuming McDonald's,just remember Trump was
(41:07):
probably responsible for that.
Um, now on to just anabsolutely insane yet another
insane breaking story, becauseit never stops again.
As we mentioned previously,apparently trump sexually
assaulted, uh, jeffrey epstein'sformer girlfriend and a woman
(41:30):
who was also a model in the 90s,and we have a clip of that for
you right here.
Speaker 5 (41:37):
When Jeffrey looked at me and said you know, let's
go stop by and see Trump.
And so we went to Trump Towerand went up the elevator and
moments later Trump was greetingus and he pulled me into him
(41:58):
and started groping me.
He put his hands all over mybreasts, my waist, my butt and I
froze.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
And I froze because I was so deeply so that woman,
stacey Williams, former model,who met Jeffrey Epstein.
They began dating for a fewmonths there in the 90s and I
believe sometime in 1993, shewas invited over to Trump Tower
(42:40):
by Jeffrey Epstein to meetDonald Trump and immediately
upon entering the room, Juststart kissing him right away.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
I just I'm attracted to beautiful.
I just can't help it.
I can't help myself.
I just start kissing.
You can do anything, they justlet you do it.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
They just let you do it.
So I you know again.
You know you can take thisstory however you want.
I would assume the womanprobably has no reason to lie
about the fact that thisincident happened, and then she
does have in for well, she doeshave evidence support the fact
(43:17):
um that not only was she datingjeffrey epstein at one point in
time, but that she was familiarwith donald trump, and she has a
handwritten uh, a handwrittencard from donald trump with the
Palm Beach picture on the frontand on the back.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
There's probably thousands of stories like this.
I'm not even exaggerating.
Speaker 4 (43:39):
I have a friend who told me a very similar story
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
Yeah, I was just sharing the evidence.
So on the back of this postcard, in classic Trump fashion,
written in magic marker, it saysyou know your home, away from
home, love Donald.
So you know she's got prettyconvincing evidence that
(44:03):
corroborates that she wasfamiliar, or at least Donald
Trump was familiar with her atthe time to allegedly
substantiate her allegations.
But yeah, like you were saying,it's possibly thousands of
instances of weird creepy-assshit from Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
And I'm saying I personally know someone who told
me a similar story about him.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
Yeah, very Trump-like behavior, you know probably one
Like about her.
Oh, that's unfortunate.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
uh, yeah, send her my regards I mean, yeah, she's,
she's fine, but like you know,yeah, I mean I'm sure she is,
but also she was like working asa cocktail waitress or yeah
yeah, who wants some creepy old,weird dude groping them upon
first sight?
Speaker 1 (44:51):
just because she's OK Doesn't mean it's acceptable.
But yeah, normally this wouldbe like.
This type of story wouldtotally destroy a presidential
candidate dropping two weeksbefore a presidential election.
We'll see, because obviouslythe media is going to move on to
something entirely differenttomorrow with with no
consequences.
Speaker 4 (45:11):
Trump eats spaghetti.
That's probably going to be theheadline tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
The whole thousands of them could come out and they
would just say this is a witchhunt.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Kamala Harris wasn't entirely convincing at her CNN
town hall, but also Trump is outhere sexually harassing her.
Speaker 4 (45:29):
Trump served fries.
This is why this is bad forKamala's campaign.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
Yeah, I'm assuming.
If, by some chance, we doactually get this video of Trump
potentially sexually molestingor physically assaulting or
groping one of his donors'underage kids, that might
actually likely make a dent inTrump's chances of possibly
winning do you know what dmwould have to disagree with you?
Speaker 4 (45:55):
I don't think it will .
They don't give a fuck well,it's not gonna.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
It's not going to dethrone trump at the top of the
republican party, but just interms of what it might do for
the electorate, it might ensureTrump lost by a point or two in
a way that nothing else hasseemed to do so far, including
being convicted of 34 felonycounts of fraud and just being
(46:24):
found liable for sexual assaultin court, like things that just
barely move the needle.
Maybe seeing the actual video ofepstein's best friend, donald
trump uh, sexually assaulting aminor might do it for it.
Um, but what I would say is,given that we're less than two
(46:44):
weeks from an election now, ifyou haven't had the opportunity
to early vote and your stateallows, I would suggest suggest
you go do that.
If not, I expect to see you outthere on election day doing
your part to save our democracy.
Otherwise, if you don't, we'regoing to have the guy who was
telling you how much he lovesHitler and how many good things
(47:07):
Hitler has done bringing backthe Fourth Reich, and I got to
tell tell you me personally andmy you know fellow jewish
companion here on on the screen,ty you as well, I'm assuming.
Neither of us want to live in afucking concentration camp, if
you don't look, I'm past myprime.
Speaker 4 (47:29):
I don't want to be sucking dick for potatoes, so 20
years ago maybe.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
Okay, but yeah no, no .
Vote for Kamala Harris if youdon't want your favorite podcast
host to end up at aconcentration camp.
And that concludes this episodeof Part of the Insurrection.
Quickly gloss over that's probably not the best
choice of terms there ArnoldPalmer's dick.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
If you can't see from home, even though we haven't
officially started recording, myeyebrows are moving up and down
.
It might look fake, but it'snot.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Also the model coming forward accusing Donald Trump
of groping her after Epsteinbrought her to Trump Tower.
Trump's short stint atMcDonald's, Tim Pool quitting
podcasting to focus on a familyand then saying that he doesn't
have.
Yeah, that was.
Speaker 4 (00:41):
Right.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
Exactly Tim Walls roasting Elon Trump, calling uh
troops suckers and losers.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
Also again, or that just came up again uh, I think
it came up again.
Speaker 4 (00:55):
Yeah, well, yeah, because kelly's on a recording
um yeah, there's been a lot oflike kelly, like that's been
everywhere right speaking ofthat.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
he also called Trump a fascist.
Obviously, we'll get to thatand saying that he likes Hitler
and warned Hitler's generals,trump was making fun of Elon's
rockets, which is.
I just want to point out how,like Elon spending all this
money to help Trump try and winan election and Trump is
shitting on him.
I found that hilarious.
No-transcript.
Speaker 4 (01:23):
I found that out and he's like don't buy an EV and
Elon's rockets are shit.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, he's like you hear it.
You hear an explosion.
It's just like Elon's rockets.
It's so funny.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
And then, when was this Recently?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
This is today Always bite the hand that feeds you, I
guess for sure.
And then trump said that biden'scomments about locking them up
were illegal.
And then I also have a video toplay immediately following that
where trump is saying he wantsto lock up hillary clinton and
(01:59):
the biden's um, and then there'sa couple of other things.
I mean, look, obviously youknow there's no way we can cover
everything that happens in aweek.
I mean, I made, I made thatvideo.
It's like an hour and 15minutes long almost, and like
there's no fluff and it was.
I couldn't cover everythingthat happened in a month or
otherwise it would have beenlike four times as long.
(02:21):
But we also got these storiesabout the Justice Department
sending that letter to ElonMusk's Super PAC about the
million dollar giveawaypotentially being illegal, and
they cut it out.
Apparently that was sent onMonday, so DOJ didn't waste any
time there for everyone who wasasking where's Merrick Garland.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
No, they didn't ask.
They said Merrick Garland isnot posting about it't ask.
They said, like Merrick Garlandis not posting about it on
Twitter, so therefore he must bedoing nothing.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
I try to explain that regularly.
Like the Department of Justicetypically doesn't do things out
in the open until it's ready tofile charges and they
investigate quite a few thingsbehind the scenes, but like to
even send this letter is prettyovert, I mean.
Mean, I guess it wasn't likepublic, so I'm assuming someone
(03:11):
for the patent made that public.
Oh so Chris Lasavitas thoughtthat his tweets show that he
thought that Donald Trump wasresponsible for the attack on
the Capitol on January 6th andwe don't know if we'll ever get
to that.
Npr did an investigation wherethey found that since 2022,
(03:40):
trump threatened to prosecute,investigate, arrest or punish
his enemies more than 100 times,including attacks on fellow
Americans that he called theenemy from within.
I don't know if we'll get tothat.
Rudy Giuliani having to give uphis apartment and a bunch of
shit to Shea Moss and RubyFreeman.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
I love that for him His condo, his apartment, his
classic bins, all of his Trumpwatches.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
Yeah, I had a pretty good one on twitter when I was
really getting the uh like theapartment and not the sale.
Sale price of the apartment no,I think they're getting the
physical condo yeah are they acouple?
Speaker 2 (04:21):
I don't know, I mean they're gonna have to to have to
.
Ok, cool, I mean, I still lovethat.
It's pretty funny that likeit's not even like you are
forced into liquidation, to sellyour items to come to Like no,
I want his apartment, I want himto get out of it, I want him to
leave his apartment and beforced to sell all of this all
(04:47):
of this, um, there's yeah, it'salso that election or arizona
county election official whopled guilty to refusing to serve
his father 2020 midterms.
Speaker 1 (04:53):
Um, and the gop dude that's getting a year and a half
in prison for sending russiandonations to the trump campaign
in 2016.
I mean, like it's just it's,there's endless stories.
I don't know how many of that,how much of that we'll get to,
but we'll try and try and dowhat we can.
One, two, three, four.
(05:13):
Hey, this is D-Night.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
This is Carol, this is Ty.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
And both of our boobs and you're listening to the
Pardon the Interaction podcast.
Carol, beat me to the joke.
If listening to the pardon, theinsurrection podcast.
Speaker 3 (05:27):
I carol beat me to the joke if you're watching us
on youtube.
Speaker 2 (05:30):
Uh, time made it a point.
Speaker 1 (05:30):
I'm the only person who's ever made that joke time
made it a point to aim hercamera down slightly to include
her chest in the shot becauseapparently she's feeling
extraordinary boobalicious.
Also, and you're listening tothe Pardon the Insurrection
podcast where, boobs aside,we're not obsessed with the size
(05:52):
of Arnold Palmer's dick.
So, of course, like everysingle week in the political
landscape is an absoluteshitshow dumpster fire explosion
, like Elon's car for hisrockets, like I just I'm at this
point be in one of those carsor rockets at any time has he
Speaker 2 (06:15):
considered making a submarine why, hasn't he gotten
into submersibles.
Why do?
Speaker 1 (06:21):
you say that because I don't always see him drive his
own brand of car, uh, but ofcourse so somehow, if you missed
it and you follow the podcast,uh, I uploaded a video to
youtube, also to the audiopodcast, uh it's it's a little
bit over an hour long.
(06:42):
Every single trump scandal fromthe past month.
If you had the opportunity tocheck that out, kudos to you.
If not, you should do that.
I would imagine that a lot ofyou.
If you're listening to this,you're probably extraordinarily
well read and familiar with mostof Trump's scandals, so a lot
of it likely won't be a surpriseto you in terms of like what
you'll have been aware of ithappening, like what you'll have
(07:07):
been aware of it happening.
But what I do suspect is you'venever seen anything like this,
where every single thing is justlaid out back to back, to back
to back to back non-stop.
Um, it's, it was.
It was shocking when I wasrecording it because I was like,
actually, this is, I rememberall of this and it's absolutely
fucking insane that this is justthe one, yeah, single month of
scandals over an hour long, andobviously I couldn't include
everything, or it'd have beenlike 10 hours long.
(07:29):
That's the level of absurdabsurdity we were dealing with.
And, of course, like, as Ispend my entire weekend editing
this fucking video, you know, assoon as it drops, trump's like
hold my beer.
I also also love Hitler'sgenerals.
I grab.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
I grab Epstein's girlfriend by the genitals.
Speaker 1 (07:56):
And no, that was in there.
Generals are both the genitals.
Hold.
That, thought Trump was likehold my beer.
You know I love Hitler'sgenerals.
I also grab Jeffrey Epstein'sgirlfriend by the boobs and, by
the way, perhaps there might bea tape of me floating around out
there molesting one of mydaughter's underage kids.
So that was.
Speaker 2 (08:16):
Yeah.
So he said wait, he said those,what Well, he didn't know this
is figuratively speaking.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
He said hold my beer After all those, after all the
work I put into that super longvideo.
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Wait a minute, he doesn't drink beer.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
Figuratively speaking .
Speaker 2 (08:35):
I figured that out eventually.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
In case you missed it , there's word floating around
the rumor mill that there's avideo of a trump at a campaign
event involving uh numerousdonors where apparently he
groped or fondled one of thedonor's children.
The donor was seemed to be.
This is allegedlyextraordinarily upset about this
incident and uh might beshopping this video around.
(09:01):
Perhaps, or maybe someone who'sinvolved with the campaign or
was present at the eventpotentially shopping this video
around.
Now, of note, I would say thatit appears as though this person
is attempting to shop thisvideo around to right-wing
broadcasts, which suggests thatthis person isn't necessarily uh
looking for a legitimate newsoutlet to present the
(09:24):
information, but could possiblyget paid to make the story
disappear.
Speaker 2 (09:25):
They outlet to present the information but
could possibly get paid to makethe story disappear they want to
be the next story to stormydaniels seems like that could be
a possibility.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
Um so yes, but again, minus the disappointing sex
well, you never know, we don'tknow, maybe we don't know what's
on the video, um, so I keep alookout for that.
Again, this is rumor mill shit.
Nothing's confirmed, butthere's a lot of noise behind
the scenes and also a bunch ofright-wingers on the internet
are super spooked, so anything'spossible.
(09:55):
Um, so obviously it's been ahell of a couple weeks here,
apart from trump just wanderingaround stage doing his dj act at
the campaign rally and then,you know, presumably being
obsessed with the size of arnoldpalmer.
You know what?
We might as well just play aclip of trump being obsessed
(10:18):
with the size of arnold palmer'sdick, because, you know, for
god's sake, I just like, I juststay in this guy, I just don't
know words, just play the clip,roll the tape, roll the tape
also like.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Imagine even being in a position to know arnold
palmer personally, instead ofbeing talking about what size
drink you want.
That's crazy.
You're so fucking out of touchwith reality.
My drink doesn't have a penis.
You imbecile.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
He's definitely not obsessed with the size of Arnold
Palmer's drink.
Speaker 7 (10:56):
But Arnold Palmer was all man and I say that in all
due respect to women, and I lovewomen.
But this guy, this guy, thisguy, this is a guy that was all
man.
This man was strong and toughand I refuse to say it.
But when he took showers withthe other pros, they came out of
(11:21):
there they said god, that'sunbelievable.
I had to say it.
Speaker 1 (11:30):
Hey guys, is it gay?
Speaker 2 (11:31):
couldn't say it, I had to say it.
Ashley babbitt was killed hewas all man.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
All man, is it gay to say that you're wondering.
I like to talk about a mantaking showers with other men
who were talking about the sizeof his dick it's gay.
Speaker 4 (11:47):
Adjacent, I won't say it's gay, not it's gay it's gay
adjacent.
Speaker 2 (11:52):
Yeah, it's not that we shame people for their sexual
proclivities, but I mean, Iguess I was gonna say I don't
know, but I don't sit aroundthinking about like what other
women's vaginas and vulvas looklike and like you know what kind
of life are you living, carol,if you're not doing that?
Speaker 1 (12:11):
but what if she has a huge clitoris?
What?
What if she has a huge clit?
Then would you possibly obsessover the idea of what it?
Speaker 2 (12:23):
I guess I wouldn't be like I don't know.
There's nothing on the outsideof women's genitals that make
other women.
What if there were reports?
Speaker 1 (12:32):
what if there were reports of I don't know a famous
politician?
Speaker 2 (12:37):
boobs.
We just have to have boobs asthe analog for women.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
Yeah, well, ty's got that covered for you, so yeah,
we're gonna talk about new, newjealousy.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
It's gonna be the boobs, yeah that's just
extraordinarily weird shit.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
I don't know what's going on with this dude.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Like like again, once upon a time we canceled but the
overall point was that it doeslead to to me to being maybe gay
, because I have not not thoughtthose things about, men I mean
yeah, I don't sit aroundthinking about other dudes,
dicks.
Speaker 1 (13:05):
I'm sorry, but yes, once upon a time we cancelled
Howard Dean's political careerfor going y'all.
I think how far we've come fromthose days where simple, you
know expression having an issuewith him excitement no, but I
mean maybe not you.
Expression I don't rememberhaving an issue with him.
Excitement, no, but I meanmaybe not you personally, but
(13:29):
I'm just saying generallyspeaking, the public was like no
, we can't do this.
This guy's got to go.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
This dude is crazy, we can't get behind him.
Speaker 1 (13:38):
We've gone from that to Arnold Palmer's dick.
They're eating the cats, arnold.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
Palmer's dick.
They're eating the cat, arnoldPalmer.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
And Arnold Palmer has a big dick.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Yeah, Now I personally, generally speaking,
when I think of Arnold Palmergenerally speaking, we'll get to
generals in just a second.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
I see what you did there, Carol.
I like it.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
When I think of Arnold Palmer, I don't even
think of golf.
I live in the south.
I consume quite often my sweettea with lemonade, so that is
generally how I think of arnoldpalmer, in any shape, form or
fashion it's supposed to be withsweet tea.
Speaker 2 (14:16):
That's too sweet.
We have it up here withunsweetened tea it doesn't
matter, whatever floats yourboat some combination of tea and
lemonade, half and half.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
in that regard, yeah, but also speaking of well.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
Sorry, hard-hitting political journalism here on my
part.
Last year he claimed his icedtea was unsweetened.
Speaker 3 (14:42):
This year.
He says it's sweetened.
Speaker 1 (14:45):
Speaking of sweet teas, we have Tim Walls here
totally roasting Elon Musk inhilarious fashion.
Speaker 4 (14:51):
Oh yes, I haven't seen this.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
I can't wait to see this.
I love this guy, my favorite ofthe Tims.
Speaker 6 (14:57):
And that's not a joke .
But look, I'm not going towaste all the time I'm in.
I'm going to talk about hisrunning mate, his running mate,
elon Musk.
Seriously, seriously.
(15:17):
Where is Senator Vance after hegot asked the simplest question
in the world at the debate didDonald Trump lose the 2020
election?
And after two weeks, he finallysaid no, he didn't.
That's where he's been spendinghis time, but that's it.
So look, elon's on that stagejumping around, skipping like a
(15:37):
dipshit on these things.
You know it.
Speaker 2 (15:44):
Skipping like a dipshit, so I bet the network
apologized for his swear word,but they're like totally fine
sane-washing fascism.
Speaker 4 (15:54):
Well, they're totally fine with Trump saying Kamala
Harris is a shit vice president,okay.
Speaker 1 (16:01):
Yeah, so Tim was extraordinarily accurate in
pointing out a couple of thingsthere.
Just apart from elon musk beinga dipshit, uh, but jumping
around on stage like a moron,we've actually discovered the
reason why elon's been doingthat.
If you're, if you're curious, ifyou thought he was simply
insane uh, you weren't far off,but the reason to show you his
(16:21):
pasty midriff well, part of thepart of the reason why he's
specifically been jumping aroundlike this with his legs out and
his arms out, is because itmakes the figure X it makes the
what I don't know.
I heard it makes the letter xthe letter he's you know how
(16:46):
like you know how, like trump,loves ymc, and then you do the
thing elon is is just making anx because, well, obviously he's
obsessed with the letter henamed, renamed twitter to x,
taking billions of dollars ofits brand value in doing so, and
also he's rolling all day.
Speaker 2 (17:09):
Yeah no, no, it's ketamine, not X.
My bad.
Speaker 1 (17:12):
You.
I'm sure there's probably someecstasy involved, allegedly so
we don't get sued.
So we don't get sued.
Uh yeah, but also just pointingout the fact, clearly, that
elon musk is now actually donaldtrump's running mate and he's
replaced jd vance is fuckinghilarious.
So, um, one of the thingsthat's been going on here with
(17:33):
elon musk recently is that hispack announced some kind of
lottery in um in pennsylvaniawhere he would be awarding
individuals who signed up tosupport his whatever the fuck,
proclaiming their support forthe first and second amendment
but part of the the pack thatsends you targeted ads well, yes
(17:57):
, that pack as well.
so part of the requirements toqualify for the sweepstakes is
that you must be a registeredvoter, which apparently seems
like some kind of attempt toactually buy votes.
Also, in the statesPennsylvania specifically, I
think it's illegal for any kindof lottery that's not
(18:19):
specifically authorized by thestate, for any kind of lottery
that's not specificallyauthorized by the state.
So he's likely breaking federaland state law.
And just in case you werewondering where Mayor Garland
was, apparently the Departmentof Justice sent the PAC a letter
on Monday, not just a couple ofdays after the announcement of
this seeming election scam.
(18:43):
Yes, and for some strange reasonthey didn't tell everyone their
plan on Twitter.
Yeah well, doj was like hey man, cease and desist.
It's entirely possible youcould be breaking the law and
I'm absolutely sure the feds arelikely investigating that.
And again, if it is some kindof campaign violation or
potential gambling, okay, youknow, I have a question.
Some kind of campaign?
Speaker 4 (19:02):
violation or potential gambling.
Okay, you know I have aquestion.
I want to know where Elon isgetting this amount of money
from, though, yes, he is therichest man in the world, but
all of his net worth, all of hismonies, are tied to Tesla stock
.
He is cash poor, so where is hegetting the absolute cash to
(19:28):
throw into Trump's pack that heput into his little scheme with
the Harris?
I'm pretty sure.
Contradicting positions likewhere is he getting this hundred
million dollars, this 45million dollars a month?
(19:49):
That is something that I thinkneeds to be actually.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
I mean, it's not worse.
Over 200 billion dollars he cansell, you know, a half a
billion dollars of Tesla Teslastock without making too much of
a ripple, but he sold so muchin his acquisition of Twitter.
He did.
So he is like but another half abillion is probably not going
(20:15):
to make a huge difference interms of, like, the stock
evaluation, so I would assume itlikely came from the stock.
And again, don't forget, likethe pact, also like, while he's
the largest contributor, he'snot the only contributor, so not
100 of the funds are comingdirectly from him.
Um, but it was justextraordinarily funny that not
(20:38):
only is tim walls destroyingelon mus, but so was his running
mate, donald Trump.
Like you, just you can'timagine Elon Musk spending all
this money trying to help Trumpwin and then Trump turning
around and shitting on him.
Speaker 2 (20:53):
But fuck your car.
Well, it's funny because noneof them recognize that, like he
has no loyalty to anyone, nomatter how many times it happens
.
Speaker 1 (21:01):
Well, we'll show you that he has absolutely no
loyalty to anyone, no matter howmany times it happens.
Well, we'll show you that hehas absolutely no loyalty, right
here and look what happenedafter I left.
Speaker 7 (21:08):
There was an explosion like one of elon's
rocket ships.
Speaker 4 (21:11):
Look at that like was that guy holding binoculars or
was he saluting like the?
Speaker 1 (21:19):
guy.
I don't know, but it's just.
It's extraordinarily funny thatliterally everyone running for
office is shitting on elon musk,including the guy elon musk is
trying attempting to spin andwoke liberals to buy evs yeah
which is the anti-trump base.
Speaker 4 (21:37):
So that's fair enough .
Speaker 1 (21:39):
But yeah, if you've noticed here tesla stock is is
tanking, actually becausedemocrats are refusing to buy
teslas now because of elon musk,they're going out and
purchasing different brands ofelectric cars now.
So kudos to that guy way totake your business in in order
to be a fucking republican nutjob.
I mean, of course I'm assumingand that what elon is hoping is
(22:02):
that if trump wins, that trumpwill just grant him unlimited
government, um, unlimitedgovernment funds in terms and
give him the part well, that too.
So, if you're unaware, elon muskand almost all of his various
companies are under some kind offederal investigation, whether
(22:22):
it be the Department of Justice,all the way down to OSHA.
So, it's entirely possible that,like his fortune depends on
Trump winning and just to keephim out of jail and just to stop
all these investigations intoall of his companies.
But you know, fingers crossed,trump loses and, like Elon Musk
said recently here on the TuckerCarlson interview, he's fucked.
(22:45):
Stories that broke concerningGeneral Kelly and comments that
he made about Trump during histime in the Trump White House,
(23:06):
recordings made public yesterdayevening and we'll play some of
those for you here.
Where well chief, his formerchief of staff, john Kelly, is
calling Trump a fascist, iscalling Trump a fascist?
Speaker 3 (23:24):
Certainly.
The former president is in thefar right area.
He's certainly an authoritarian, admires people who are
dictators.
He has said that, so hecertainly falls into the general
definition of fascist, for sure.
Speaker 1 (23:48):
Yeah, understatement, bro.
He's already tried to overthrowthe government once and he's
calling Americans the enemy ofthe people and he's threatening
to use the military.
He's American citizens andthere was that one time he tried
to have um, uh, it wasn't hisbuddy, his best, very good
friend, murdered.
Speaker 2 (24:07):
Uh, well, yeah, that that too.
Speaker 1 (24:09):
But there was also that time he tried to order the
national guard to shootprotesters uh, during the george
floyd protest in the knee, andthey were like, actually, bro,
we not about to do that, we'llresign, um, and don't forget, he
also wanted to, like, putalligators in the rio grande
(24:36):
he's been watching too much tv,um, but I mean, look, we've.
we've never been in a situationwhere so many members of a
president's, a formerpresident's cabinet, who's
running for real I mean,obviously we barely in that
situation anyway, but we'remembers of a former president's
cabinet or coming out on therecord to speak out about what a
danger he is to the nation.
(24:57):
We've never seen anything likethis and the media is kind of
like yeah, it's a cool story,it's a cool story for a day, but
no big deal.
I mean, it's not like he's youknow, it's not like biden being
old or anything like let us, letus know, like biden sleeping on
the beach, I mean, yeah, let usknow when one of these stories
uh gets to that level.
(25:18):
Uh, you know, perhaps, like Idon't know General Kelly
speaking here about Trumpcalling our soldiers suckers and
losers?
Speaker 3 (25:34):
He basically said to you that those who died for
America on the battlefield werelosers and suckers, and he said
it more than once.
Yes, but he would say it wouldalways did something else would
get him going off at times again.
Speaker 1 (25:51):
They never could wrap his arms around why people
would serve the country inuniform.
What was it for them?
That was the general theme.
Speaker 2 (26:04):
Yeah so what is in it for them?
Yes, the man who is supposed tobe the premier public servant
in our country is cannotunderstand the concept of
serving the country serving,just doing any service yeah.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
So, speaking of trump's lack of respect for
american servicemen and women,there was also this story where,
uh, after the death of aamerican soldier, you know,
trump told the family that hewas going to pay them again uh
yeah, but like I fuck her sisterI'll get to that in just a
moment when he said you know the?
(26:44):
so I think the funeral expenseswere going to amount to
something like $60,000 and thearmy was willing to cover some
of it, not the entirety of it.
Trump proposed that he wasgoing to pay for it, obviously
to win some kind of browniepoints, and then when he got the
bill, he I'm not paying thatshit.
Basically, I think his exactwords were it doesn't cost 60
(27:04):
000 bucks to bury a fuckingmexican.
And he turned to mark meadowsand said and told him he told
mark meadows specifically not topay it.
Um, I just have absolutely wildbehavior, man.
And then, like the sister is ontwitter defending trump, um, I
(27:26):
just for I don't, I don't, Idon't understand why, like I
wouldn't defend anyone, get a,let alone vote for someone who
referred to my sister who diedin the line of duty, as a
quote-unquote fucking mexican.
Yeah, it's just absolutely wildbehavior.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
It's gross.
Sometimes I think I'll take mychances with the racism.
Sorry, that's an inside thingfrom the video I saw earlier.
We were discussing it, but ouraudience wasn't.
Speaker 4 (27:57):
I won't take my chances with the pog room, which
is what you're going to get,motherfucker.
Speaker 1 (28:01):
Well, feel free to explain the video that you were
watching.
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Yeah, so I was watching a video of voices along
Pennsylvania I'm sorry I don'tknow the name of the big highway
that goes east to west overthrough Pennsylvania but was
like talking to voters there andit was like three quarters
Trump voters and one of them waslike a Latino kitchen worker
(28:25):
and he was saying you know, theeconomy is probably better with
Trump, but a lot of guys in theimmigrant and minority
communities are afraid of theracism being worse, like it was
under Trump and like policebothering you and all this stuff
.
But then you know, like I don'tknow, I think it'll be better,
I'll take my chances with theracism and I was like, holy shit
(28:46):
, where do they like?
Is this real people?
Are they finding like thedumbest people who will talk to
them?
Speaker 1 (28:53):
So, what I was the latter Carol.
Speaker 4 (28:55):
They're finding the dumbest fucking people, because
that is.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Take your chances yeah, if you'll notice outlets
like cnn and the washington postor the new york well, I don't
know about the washington postbut the new york times they'll
go out of their way to find likethe one in 40 000 black people
that are out here supportingtrump and then they'll platform
that for the black guy with onetooth who's been smoking crack
(29:23):
the last 34 years and ask him aquestion.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
And then they're like oh, black voters said this,
Like that's what they do.
Speaker 1 (29:34):
So statistically speaking, 95% of black women, as
per the usual, are supportingKamalaris in the 2024 election
and at at the very least 85 ofblack men or poll in in terms of
polling or supporting kamalaharris.
But again, like it's difficultto tell exactly because some of
(29:57):
the way the polls done thesample size, especially when it
get like are you playing withyour boobs as well, carol?
Um, so some of the way the pollis done the sample size,
especially when it gets like areyou playing with your boobs as
well, carol?
So some of the way polling,some of the ways that polling is
done in terms of black voters,is it's just the sample sizes
are too small to be predictivein terms of what election
results would be, but just ifit's anything like 2016, you're
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probably going to see democratic, the democratic presidential
candidate, in this case, kamalaharris.
It's somewhere around 90percent of the black vote.
So going out of your way tofind the handful of weirdos or
who are out here like yeah, youknow, uh, I, you know, I worry
about the racism, but trump'sgood on the economy, even though
(30:41):
like I don't remember if he wasblack or latino, but um, even
weirder.
Uh, just the fact that, like,first of all, trump didn't do
anything great for the economy.
He just took over obama'seconomy and then burned it to
the ground.
People forget that last part.
And then, like again, if you'rea latino voter, uh, you're, you
(31:01):
, you're, you're addressing thatthe possibility of voting for
trump in terms of he's going tovote the other latino, not me,
and like, I feel like that's anextraordinarily dangerous,
dangerous game to play.
Like, why would you even wantto take the gamble of the guy
who's saying he's going toinvoke the alien enemies act and
use the military to round up,uh, quote unquote, immigrants,
(31:26):
even though, specifically, hewill.
Generally speaking, he'stalking about, you know, black
people, brown people, muslimsand jews, and he's not making
any distinction to whether ornot it matters if they're here
or they're.
Like, why would you want totake that gamble, especially
with a guy who proclaims toyou'll never guess, love Hitler.
Speaker 4 (31:50):
Well, we're just one rally away from Trump endorsing
1619.
So he keeps going back a decade.
He was talking about theterrorists in 1890.
Then he goes back to 1798.
Yeah, 1619 is approaching.
Speaker 1 (32:12):
Well, let's hear from John Kelly, former chief of
staff for Donald Trump, on hispraise of Hitler, who apparently
has done some good things.
Speaker 3 (32:21):
He would.
He commented more than oncethat you know that Hitler did
some good things too, and ofcourse, if you know history,
again, I think he's lacking inthat.
But if you know what Hitler wasall about, it would be pretty
hard to make an argument that hedid anything good.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
So what would you say when he said to you that Hitler
did a lot of good things.
Speaker 3 (32:43):
Well, I'd tell him that I said you know, first of
all, you should never say that.
But if you knew what Hitler wasall about, from the beginning
to the end, everything he didwas in support of his racist,
fascist life.
You know philosophy, so thatnothing he did you could argue
(33:09):
was good.
It was certainly not done forthe right reason.
But he would occasionally saythat.
Speaker 1 (33:18):
What would he say when you would?
Lay that out to him.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
He'd just you know that would be the end of the
conversation usually.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
That happened multiple times, really how?
Speaker 1 (33:29):
many times would you possibly be praising Hitler?
How many times did you possiblybe praising Hitler?
Now?
I would like to say on therecord that the only good thing
Hitler has ever done is kill.
Speaker 4 (33:39):
Hitler Kill himself.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
Yeah, no, he killed Hitler, youtube Anyway.
So you can't talk about Ixnang,your elf say on YouTube yet
well, yeah, you know whatever.
So no one was talking aboutthat.
Speaker 3 (33:58):
We're talking about Hitler yeah that's what I said
Hitler did an amazing job.
Speaker 1 (34:03):
That was a gesture, because I was just explaining it
no, you can't say it.
You can't talk about killingyourself.
But that's okay, I'll edit thatpart out.
But yes, hitler did a fantasticjob of killing Hitler.
That's the best thing he's everdone he had ever done in his
life.
Apart from that, everythingelse Hitler did was a fucking
(34:23):
travesty and monstrosity, and Iwould assume that the guy
talking about using the militaryto round up the migrants, who's
also claiming to support hitler, at least privately, probably
shouldn't be the president ofthe united states.
I feel pretty comfortablesaying that I don't feel like
that's out of line.
I don't feel like I'm beingunreasonable in that regard.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
That is not.
Speaker 1 (34:44):
That is not a reckless speculation no it is
not, I feel like that's prettynormal conclusion to come to.
Now I would imagine if you'relistening to this podcast and
you're like, huh, that'sextraordinarily weird.
Trump goes from talking aboutArnold Palmer's dick to us
getting reports of him praisingHitler and saying that he wishes
(35:05):
he had generals like Hitlergenerals like Hitler.
But also he's groping JeffreyEpstein's girlfriend, which I
mean we'll play a video of thatfor you in a moment.
But also he's working a briefstint at McDonald's.
(35:26):
Seems extraordinarily weirdthat someone this stupid be that
dangerous.
But I mean, obviously trump isjust a bag of surprises here
either way, will you accept theresults of the election.
Speaker 7 (35:36):
Yeah sure, if it's a fair election, I would always.
I would always accept thedifference.
It's gonna be a fair election.
We're leading in all the polls,then we're leading in every
swing stand.
We're doing well and it's uh.
Speaker 2 (35:46):
No, I don't think so so that pisses me off that
people keep asking him if heplans to accept the results.
Speaker 4 (35:52):
Carol.
You saying that, carol isexactly how I feel.
Speaker 1 (35:57):
It's so frustrating.
Speaker 4 (35:58):
Why do we have to pander to this?
Speaker 2 (36:01):
Why are we even giving air to that idea?
It was the same thing last time.
Why are you?
Speaker 4 (36:07):
making it normalizing the idea that you can just
contest the results, like whenyou like yeah, no, exactly,
carol, exactly every time I hearsomeone, if he's doing an
interview, like will you acceptthe results, and I I'm like it's
cringe, I tense up, I'm likestop asking him that fucking
(36:29):
question.
And we already know he's not.
Speaker 1 (36:31):
It's extraordinarily frustrating, like you said, not
not just because, like obviously, if you have to ask a candidate
that question, they're notqualified to hold the office,
but also if you have to ask themthat question, you already know
the fucking answer well thatthat's appearing as well.
But also we saw that he didn'taccept the results of the last
(36:51):
fucking election.
He tried to overthrow thegovernment.
Why are we pretending like thatnever happened?
Why is that a thing now againmedia extraordinarily annoying.
I get it like just they refuseto treat this, like they refuse
to hold trump to have thestandard that they hold kamala
harris to, and I'm sure like ifyou're a reasonable person, you
(37:13):
find this frustrating as well.
I don't understand, but that isto say that in the middle of a
staged campaign event whereTrump shut down his friends
McDonald's In order to pretendlike he worked there, in order
to somehow discredit KamalaHarris's story of working at a
McDonald's.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
It gave everybody high blood pressure as a youth
40 years ago.
Speaker 2 (37:37):
We're all talking at the same time.
Due to the law of logicaltricks, two presidents cannot
both have worked at McDonald'sat the same time.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
I didn't know that was a.
I didn't know, was it like alaw of physics or something?
But yeah, so apparently.
First of all, the logicaltricks.
Logical tricks.
So kudos to Kamala Harris forshaking Trump up so badly by
saying that she worked at aMcDonald's 40 years ago, that he
(38:07):
felt obligated to try and stagea stunt where he pretended to
show up at a McDonald's and work.
Speaker 2 (38:13):
I dropped out of a presidential race 40 years ago.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Yeah, I wish I could trick him that way, but no.
So as someone who worked atMcDonald's, you know, 20
something years ago, I can tellyou, in all likelihood, like the
people who are like, well,she's making up, she can't prove
that she's working.
Give me now so I worked in amcdonald's 20 something years
ago two things.
One, it was a franchise.
(38:40):
It wasn't owned by the, thecorporation, it was a privately
owned company.
And then, two, it no longerexists.
So it'd be extraordinarilydifficult for me to find a way
to prove to you that I worked atMcDonald's 20 something years
ago.
So imagine 40 years ago.
Speaker 4 (38:57):
Not to mention then you got paper checks.
There was no direct deposit.
No, no, direct deposit and youfilled out a paper application
to like get your fucking job.
Speaker 2 (39:07):
Yeah, I don't think anyone was going through the old
McDonald's, no, so personnelfiles and scanning them.
Speaker 1 (39:15):
Especially, a lot of states have rules on how long
you can keep personnel files sothe fact that trump showed up to
this weird thing just to tryand show up, comrade harris, I
mean it just backfiredspectacularly.
Speaker 4 (39:26):
That just shows the fucking pettiness and the
unseriousness of him, that hewas triggered, that she spent a
summer working at McDonald's 40years ago and he has harped on
that like non-stop every chancehe can get what I wanted to
(39:48):
point out specifically the thingyou did there, where you're
like look how unserious he isnow part of the issue with trump
is that he's extraordinarilydangerous.
Speaker 1 (40:00):
But because he's so fucking ridiculous, many people
out there voters included lookat the stuff that's
extraordinarily dangerous andsay, oh, but he doesn't mean it
because they see all the thingsthat he does that are so
ridiculous, and what I would sayis that, in fact, if you give a
(40:23):
stupid, ridiculous person power, they're likely to be more
dangerous than someone who'sactually intelligent enough to
know when to tone it down.
Um, so, yeah, I mean again,trump's a moron.
He's doing all this weird shit.
He's staging.
You know this fake thing.
At mcdonald's, he promised topay for all of the food that was
(40:45):
served while he was there.
He skipped out on that bill aswell.
Um, so it's just a pattern ofbehavior with him.
And then, of course, there wasan e-coli outbreak from a series
of McDonald's immediately afterthe fact that hospitalized
about 50 people and killed one.
So you know, if you're sick andthrowing up and potentially
dying from consuming McDonald's,just remember Trump was
(41:07):
probably responsible for that.
Um, now on to just anabsolutely insane yet another
insane breaking story, becauseit never stops again.
As we mentioned previously,apparently trump sexually
assaulted, uh, jeffrey epstein'sformer girlfriend and a woman
(41:30):
who was also a model in the 90s,and we have a clip of that for
you right here.
Speaker 5 (41:37):
When Jeffrey looked at me and said you know, let's
go stop by and see Trump.
And so we went to Trump Towerand went up the elevator and
moments later Trump was greetingus and he pulled me into him
(41:58):
and started groping me.
He put his hands all over mybreasts, my waist, my butt and I
froze.
Speaker 1 (42:18):
And I froze because I was so deeply so that woman,
stacey Williams, former model,who met Jeffrey Epstein.
They began dating for a fewmonths there in the 90s and I
believe sometime in 1993, shewas invited over to Trump Tower
(42:40):
by Jeffrey Epstein to meetDonald Trump and immediately
upon entering the room, Juststart kissing him right away.
Speaker 2 (42:48):
I just I'm attracted to beautiful.
I just can't help it.
I can't help myself.
I just start kissing.
You can do anything, they justlet you do it.
Speaker 1 (42:57):
They just let you do it.
So I you know again.
You know you can take thisstory however you want.
I would assume the womanprobably has no reason to lie
about the fact that thisincident happened, and then she
does have in for well, she doeshave evidence support the fact
(43:17):
um that not only was she datingjeffrey epstein at one point in
time, but that she was familiarwith donald trump, and she has a
handwritten uh, a handwrittencard from donald trump with the
Palm Beach picture on the frontand on the back.
Speaker 2 (43:34):
There's probably thousands of stories like this.
I'm not even exaggerating.
Speaker 4 (43:39):
I have a friend who told me a very similar story
Sorry.
Speaker 1 (43:43):
Yeah, I was just sharing the evidence.
So on the back of this postcard, in classic Trump fashion,
written in magic marker, it saysyou know your home, away from
home, love Donald.
So you know she's got prettyconvincing evidence that
(44:03):
corroborates that she wasfamiliar, or at least Donald
Trump was familiar with her atthe time to allegedly
substantiate her allegations.
But yeah, like you were saying,it's possibly thousands of
instances of weird creepy-assshit from Donald Trump.
Speaker 2 (44:19):
And I'm saying I personally know someone who told
me a similar story about him.
Speaker 1 (44:23):
Yeah, very Trump-like behavior, you know probably one
Like about her.
Oh, that's unfortunate.
Speaker 2 (44:34):
uh, yeah, send her my regards I mean, yeah, she's,
she's fine, but like you know,yeah, I mean I'm sure she is,
but also she was like working asa cocktail waitress or yeah
yeah, who wants some creepy old,weird dude groping them upon
first sight?
Speaker 1 (44:51):
just because she's OK Doesn't mean it's acceptable.
But yeah, normally this wouldbe like.
This type of story wouldtotally destroy a presidential
candidate dropping two weeksbefore a presidential election.
We'll see, because obviouslythe media is going to move on to
something entirely differenttomorrow with with no
consequences.
Speaker 4 (45:11):
Trump eats spaghetti.
That's probably going to be theheadline tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (45:17):
The whole thousands of them could come out and they
would just say this is a witchhunt.
Speaker 1 (45:22):
Kamala Harris wasn't entirely convincing at her CNN
town hall, but also Trump is outhere sexually harassing her.
Speaker 4 (45:29):
Trump served fries.
This is why this is bad forKamala's campaign.
Speaker 1 (45:35):
Yeah, I'm assuming.
If, by some chance, we doactually get this video of Trump
potentially sexually molestingor physically assaulting or
groping one of his donors'underage kids, that might
actually likely make a dent inTrump's chances of possibly
winning do you know what dmwould have to disagree with you?
Speaker 4 (45:55):
I don't think it will .
They don't give a fuck well,it's not gonna.
Speaker 1 (45:59):
It's not going to dethrone trump at the top of the
republican party, but just interms of what it might do for
the electorate, it might ensureTrump lost by a point or two in
a way that nothing else hasseemed to do so far, including
being convicted of 34 felonycounts of fraud and just being
(46:24):
found liable for sexual assaultin court, like things that just
barely move the needle.
Maybe seeing the actual video ofepstein's best friend, donald
trump uh, sexually assaulting aminor might do it for it.
Um, but what I would say is,given that we're less than two
(46:44):
weeks from an election now, ifyou haven't had the opportunity
to early vote and your stateallows, I would suggest suggest
you go do that.
If not, I expect to see you outthere on election day doing
your part to save our democracy.
Otherwise, if you don't, we'regoing to have the guy who was
telling you how much he lovesHitler and how many good things
(47:07):
Hitler has done bringing backthe Fourth Reich, and I got to
tell tell you me personally andmy you know fellow jewish
companion here on on the screen,ty you as well, I'm assuming.
Neither of us want to live in afucking concentration camp, if
you don't look, I'm past myprime.
Speaker 4 (47:29):
I don't want to be sucking dick for potatoes, so 20
years ago maybe.
Speaker 1 (47:35):
Okay, but yeah no, no .
Vote for Kamala Harris if youdon't want your favorite podcast
host to end up at aconcentration camp.
And that concludes this episodeof Part of the Insurrection.
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