Perswayssick Radio: Unearthly Comedy

Perswayssick Radio: Unearthly Comedy

Escape into the bizarre fantasy sci-fi dimension of Perswayssick County as author and radio personality Vicki Sola breathes life into its madcap inhabitants. When earthling Sola morphs into alter ego disc jockey Nicki Rodriguez and clashes with zany extraterrestrial canine-humanoid Gneeecey (and the evil aliens out to get him), the fun and laughs begin!

Episodes

November 30, 2021 19 min

“One Mo’ Thang,” Episode 17

Nicki has shrunk to the size of a matchstick due to extreme dimension burn caused by her travels between Earth and Gneeecey’s wacky Perswayssick County. She finds herself living inside the canine-humanoid’s debris-filled T-shirt pocket—not a pleasant place. 

Gneeecey quarrels with his double, Ebegneeezer Gesundheit Eeeceygnay. The nasty, more sophisticated canine-humanoid had unintentionally transferred hi...

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“Not Now, I’m Watchin’ Oprah,” Episode 16

In this recollection, Nicki discovers that she possesses strange new powers after zany canine-humanoid Gneeecey invades her dimension—and her basement apartment. 

Ever since Nicki’s escape back to Earth from Gneeecey’s unearthly Perswayssick County, she’s been struggling to adjust to her old life. All goes from bad to worse when white-and-black furred Perswayssick County leader Gneeecey annou...

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November 16, 2021 30 min

“Yellow Sneaker Laces,” Episode 15

Nicki, who’d shrunk to the size of a matchstick due to dimension burn, had been living inside Gneeecey’s T-shirt pocket. That is, until he reached inside and unknowingly handed an envelope containing cash—and her—over to one of the alien gangster Markmen. The murderous thugs were constantly breathing down his furry neck because he owed them money. Lots of it.

Hiding inside Markman leader Bob’s headq...

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November 9, 2021 39 min

“Floating in Ice Crystals,” Episode 14

After fleeing from Perswayssick County’s murderous alien Markmen, Nicki and Gneeecey find themselves trapped in a celestial no man’s land—a surreal, freezing dimension with no up or down or end in sight. Floating helplessly in the ice crystal-populated haze, the two argue. 

When the Markmen tried to kill the two of them, a desperate Gneeecey had shouted four magical words he believed would trans...

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November 2, 2021 27 min

“Hypoopnotized,” Episode 13

Nicki recalls the night before when Perswayssick County leader Gneeecey unexpectedly barged into her basement apartment at 3 a.m. 

Since returning to her own world, Nicki has been dealing with dimension burn and is struggling with memory problems. Zany canine-humanoid Gneeecey informs Nicki that he too is suffering from dimension burn and intends to stay with her for a while. She replies that he cannot.

But...

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October 26, 2021 29 min

“Ig’s Got a New Roomie,” Episode 12

Nicki, attempting to adjust to her old life on Earth, is thrown for a loop when Gneeecey unexpectedly barges into her basement apartment in the middle of the night. She hears loud banging on her door, which seems to open all by itself—and there he is. 

Since returning to her own world, Nicki has been dealing with dimension burn, struggling to remember things. When the zany canine-humanoid shows up,...

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“Sports in Outer Space (A Little Celestial Cross-Training),” Episode 11

An exhausted, overworked and demoralized Nicki Rodriguez finds herself sailing through space atop a diaphanous oval spinning golf course. A gleeful Gneeecey, golf bag slung over his shoulder, skips down the celestial fairway, mocking the planets in Earth’s solar system. He is intent on destroying each orb systematically. Nicki begs him to stop, but to no avail. ...

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“Airplanes in His Pants…And Other Embarrassing Moments,” Episode 10

Stranded earthling Nicki Rodriguez recalls embarrassing moments in zany alien canine-humanoid Gneeecey’s life, including when she finds him running in circles shrieking, “Airplanes in my pants!” He claims that the propellers are slashing up his underpants. Nicki becomes concerned for herself as she thinks she can hear faint sounds of prop engines herself.

She calls G...

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October 5, 2021 20 min

“Catchin’ Up Wit’ My Tail," Episode 9

GAS Broadcast Network’s micro-managing owner (also a doctor and Perswayssick County’s director), Diroctor Gneeecey, interviews Nicki Rodriguez’s alter ego, author Vicki Solá on his weekly WGAS-TV public affairs program, “Catchin’ Up Wit’ My Tail.”   

Solá has authored two comedic Sci-Fi fantasies, You Can’t Unscramble the Omelet and The Getaway That Got Away, detailing Nicki’s adventures in G...

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September 28, 2021 32 min

“There’s Always a Way…Sometimes,” Episode 8

Nicki and Gneeecey have inadvertently traveled to Planet HyenaZitania, ruled by Gneeecey’s evil, more sophisticated double, Ebegneeezer Gesundheit Eeeceygnay. The two find themselves imprisoned in a cold cell in a medieval stone tower. Chanting zombies mill about in the courtyard below, chomping greedily on orange and grape flavored gelatin brains.

Petrified and shivering, Nicki and Gneeece...

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September 21, 2021 42 min

“Purple Daze,” Episode 7

Nicki struggles to cash her first actual WGAS Network paycheck. Prior to this day, her earnings were so small, that Gneeecey paid her literally from out of his T-shirt pocket every two weeks, flinging a few singles and coins in her face. Today, she’s caught up with some of the “debts” he said she’d owed him, and he announces, with great fanfare, that she’s getting her first real check. 

It’s the season of Bli...

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“Championship Football Game (First Down on Nicki’s Face),” Episode 6

Licensed therapist Ingabore Scriblig, AKA, “Grandma,” phones Nicki to ask her to make sure Gneeecey arrives at his session on time later that afternoon.

This particular morning that Nicki recalls, she feels a bit queasy as she and Gneeecey travel to work at his GAS Broadcast Network in Gneeecey’s thirty-two-door white, fully articulated, really stretched limo. Their...

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September 7, 2021 41 min

“Shopping at Home with GAS,” Episode 5 

Gneeecey and Nicki arrive late to his GAS Broadcast Network—again. As usual, it’s his fault. As usual, he blames her.  

The  “Shopping at Home with GAS” home shopping show airs on GAS-TV after lunch. Brown-nosing donkey-humanoid intern Stuart Pitt scurries about multitasking. An office shredder hangs from his necktie. He’s setting up show items—Digital Drapes that display the time, and a one-wh...

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August 31, 2021 24 min

“Wampum Physics,” Episode 4

An exhausted, overworked Nicki can’t sleep. Across the hall, Gneeecey and his canine-humanoid buddy Sooperflea are rehearsing for a big concert. Gneeecey’s violin shatters glass and teeth, and Sooperflea is tone-deaf and rhythmically challenged. 

The “music” stops abruptly when Gneeecey screams that Mister Tree outside is stalking him, watching his every move. It’s laughing and coughing, too!

In the midst o...

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August 24, 2021 27 min

“Welcome to My Humble Abdomen,” Episode 3 

Dimension burn shrinks Nicki to the size of a matchstick. She’s living in his debris-filled T-shirt pocket. 

Things go from bad to worse this morning. Gneeecey hightails it to his Electronic Water Cyclone 3000, a high-tech commode boasting three thousand cyclones per flush. “Sorry,” he apologizes, “but when nature calls, there ain’t no voicemail!”

Gneeecey’s ready to flush. Nicki imagines her...

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Food’s the common theme here! 

In “The Two K’s,” Gneeecey attempts to educate his protégé, mouse-humanoid Gneeezle’s employee Altitude. “I’m trynna teach ya ’bout the two K’s—cookin’ an’ cleanin’,” Gneeecey advises the hapless rodent after he nearly burns down the eatery. (Gneeecey had slapped some jackass burgers on the grill and ordered Altitude to watch them. Watch he did, as they went up in flames.) 

Nicki, working there part-tim...

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August 10, 2021 51 min

Kiss My Left Foot, Episode 1

 Our protagonist, radio DJ Nicki Rodriguez remembers a particular day of her life in Perswayssick County. The bizarre locale is run by the elbow-high, walking, talking, zany Jack Russell-type dog Gneeecey. 

Trapped, broke, and suffering from dangerous dimension burn, Nicki’s living in Gneeecey’s pigsty of a mansion and working for him.  

On her birthday, Nicki finds her cash-filled portfolio case, which sh...

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