To the guy who invented the Number Zero,
- Thanks for nothing.
What did the turkey say on Thanksgiving?
- Quack Quack.
After all of the leftovers from Thanksgiving, I had to check myself into rehab.
- I couldn't quit cold turkey...
Q: How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?
A: Only one, but you have to really squeeze him in there.
Q: Why did the cranberries turn red?
A: Because they saw the turkeys dressing.
For the 90's kids, I am going to let that Cranberries joke linger...
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