#62 JIMMY CRACK CORN AND I DON'T CARE

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HOAs, Goosebumps, and Post-Nut Sinus Relief – It’s For Science! 💩📚🍻

This episode kicks off with a. story of an intense battle between man and bug (because why not set the tone early?) and then dives headfirst into the weirdest, most ridiculous rollercoaster of topics we’ve ever crammed into one episode.

We ask the big questions:
💰 Is Ralph Lauren a real person or just a fashion myth?
🏡 Can you actually own land all the way to the center of the Earth?
🧵 There’s a new seamstress in town… and Chris might be in love. Or maybe it IS Chris…
❄️ Is snow racist? (No context, just vibes.)
🎶 Also, someone sings “Scatman.” You’ve been warned.

From there, we spiral into:
📚 Guessing Goosebumps titles based on the covers – prepare for nostalgia, horror, and some wild guesses.
🤼 Celebrity Deathmatch returns with the most unhinged matchups yet.
🎥 "Explain a film plot poorly" – how to ruin your favorite movies in one sentence or less.

And just when you think it can’t get weirder…
🧬 What would you want to be reincarnated as?
🧠 What do you think about after you masturbate? (You know you’ve wondered.)
🧪 Apparently, orgasms can clear your sinuses? It’s for science. We’re basically doctors.

All that plus this week’s Pour Choices, a $5 billion moral dilemma, HOA nightmares, and some fun facts that sounds completely fake but are somehow true (looking at you, Wyoming escalators).

This one’s packed with facts, filth, and a healthy dose of post-nut philosophy. Buckle up and let’s make some poor choices together. 🍻

Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!

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Chapters

00:00 – INTRO
1:20 – INTENSE POOP
3:47 – IS RALPH LAUREN A REAL PERSON?
5:11 – MILLION DOLLAR IDEAS
8:14 – HOA PROBZ
11:37 – BLAST FROM THE PAST
15:10 – $5 BILLION, BUT…
17:04 – DO YOU OWN YOUR LAND TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH?
18:49 – NATIONAL DAYS
20:51 – NEW SEAMSTRESS IN TOWN
26:23 – JIMMY CRACK CORN & HE DON’T CARE
27:43 – IS SNOW RACIST?
28:31 – I’M A SCATMAN!
28:59 – FACTS THAT SEEM FAKE BUT ARE 100% REAL
36:48 – GUESSING COOSEBUMPS TITLES BASED ON THEIR COVERS
47:12 – CELEBRITY DEATHMATCH
55:14 – EXPLAIN A FILM PLOT POORLY
1:01:00 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:04:58 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT WOULD YOU WANT TO BE REINCARNATED AS?
1:10:47 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT AFTER YOU MASTURBATE?
1:18:15 – IT’S FOR SCIENCE…
1:20:06 – OUTRO

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