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100 Dudes vs. One Gorilla, Bluetooth Pet Rocks, and the Darkest Jokes We Probably Shouldn’t Have Said 🦍💼🍺

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we’re joined by a guest and immediately put him on the spot—fortunately for you (and unfortunately for Chris) the guest is his boss. So naturally we start this one off with a totally normal workplace tradition called the Annual Performance Review. Where does Chris accel? What does he suck at? Let’s find out!

Then we dive into the important stuff:
🧒 David moved twice, in 7 years, and somehow manage to hold onto a bottle of salad dressing.
🦍 Would 100 full-grown men in their prime stand a chance against 1 gorilla? Spoiler alert, the 3 of us could take him.
🧠 Funny conspiracy theories – Were the pyramids built as a “You Are Here” sign?
💸 A $5,000 HDMI cable... for what? Streaming Shrek in 11K?
🦈 SHARK TANK pitches that include noise-canceling socks and a Bluetooth pet rock—your move, Mr. Wonderful

And just when you thought it couldn’t get dumber:
😈 The darkest jokes we could legally (barely) include.
 🧪 A hypothetical scenario involving time travel, but only 10 seconds worth…
 🍻 This Week’s Pour Choices—because we make better drink decisions than life decisions.
 🧠 Trivia Time! Are we dumber or smarter than we think?
 🎂 Celebrity birthdays! “It’s Maiter, Like Duh-Maiter”.
 📱 Unsolicited text messages – Why yes, I’d love to join your rally. 
 📍 Places we’ve been that no longer exist (RIP Blockbuster)
 💬 The most creative insults we’ve ever heard (Never have I ever been called an unfrosted Pop-Tart)

This episode is full of terrible business ideas, worse science, and probably enough HR violations to get us banned from even thinking about LinkedIn.

Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
2:05 – 7-YEAR-OLD DRESSING
3:12 – GUEST INTRODUCTION
5:56 – ANNUAL PERFORMANCE REVIEW
10:51 – 100 MEN VS 1 GORILLA
18:17 – FUNNY CONSPIRACY THEORIES
34:41 – $5,000 HDMI CABLE!?
39:12 – WHO IS PERRY REESE?
41:20 – SHARK TANK
1:03:30 – DARK JOKES
1:07:11 – HYPOTHETICAL SCENARIO
1:12:18 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
1:15:48 – TRIVIA TIME!
1:21:07 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:24:37 – MIKAYLA DEMAITER
1:28:48 – UNSOLICITED TEXT MESSAGES
1:31:05 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S A PLACE YOU’VE BEEN THAT NO LONGER EXISTS?
1:35:06 – PROFESSOR X
1:36:34 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE MOST CREATIVE INSULT YOU’VE EVER HEARD?
1:43:10 – OUTRO

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