#68 BRUNCH IS JUST BREAKFAST WITH MIMOSAS

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Vinyl Ashes, Gangster Lions, and NFL Teams as Fast Food Chains 🐾🍟🧙‍♂️

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we’re asking the big, weird questions no one needed answers to—starting with:
💿 If your ashes could be pressed into a vinyl record, what song would play every time someone dropped the needle? (Because in the end, does it even matter?)
🧓 If you didn’t know your age, how old would you think you are? (Based on our back pain and Spotify playlists—73.)
🥄 Do prisons accommodate eating disorders? (No idea. But we talked about it anyway.)
🍳 What do you call a luncheon... but for breakfast? (Is this how brunch was invented?)

Then things get unhinged:
🦁 Would lions be in the Bloods or Crips? (The answer may cause interspecies beef.)
🍔 What fast food chain matches each NFL team? (We’re looking at you, Cleveland Browns = Long John Silver’s.)
🍅 Tomato: fruit or vegetable? (We start with logic, end with threats.)
🐕 Zelda had an ear hematoma—and the sack is gone!
🎮 The Madden Movie: yes, it’s real. No, we don’t know why.

And then we enter Hogwarts:
🧙‍♂️ Harry Potter theories so dark, even Voldemort would say “damn.”
📚 Harry Potter trivia with facts you’ll 100% pretend you already knew.

Plus:
🧠 Shower thoughts that will make you question reality
🎉 Celebrity birthdays nobody asked for
🍻 This Week’s Pour Choices – beer so good it made us emotional (or was that the vinyl ash talk again?)
😬 AskReddit: What’s the weirdest thing that gives you anxiety? (Our answers were… concerning.)
🧊 And finally: if a serial killer was asked what the oldest thing in his freezer was, would he say the body that’s been there the longest... or the one that was the oldest?

It’s deep, it’s dumb, and it’s dangerously close to being profound. Pop a beer, hug your dog, and enjoy another dose of decisions no one should be making publicly.

Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
1:35 – TURNING YOUR ASHES INTO A VINYL
2:54 – IF YOU DIDN’T KNOW YOUR AGE, HOW OLD WOULD YOU THINK YOU ARE?
6:04 – DO PRISONS ACCOMMODATE EATING DISORDERS?
7:29 – WHAT DO YOU CALL A LUNCHEON, BUT FOR BREAKFAST?
10:39 – GANGLION CYST
15:49 – WOULD LIONS BE IN THE BLOODS OR CRIPS?
19:31 – NFL TEAMS AS FAST FOOD CHAINS
25:21 – ARE TOMATOS A FRUIT OR VEGETABLE?
28:18 – HOW WOULD YOU PROVE WE’RE BEST FRIENDS?
31:56 – EAR HEMATOMA
35:41 – THE MADDEN MOVIE
37:02 – HARRY POTTER THEORIES
47:38 – DID YOU KNOW? HARRY POTTER EDITION
53:04 – SHOWER THOUGHTS
58:37 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY
1:01:03 – THIS WEEKS POUR CHOICES!
1:03:32 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE STRANGEST THING THAT GIVES YOU ANXIETY?
1:10:44 – SERIOUS SERIAL KILLER QUESTION
1:11:39 – OUTRO

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