#69 YEAH, THAT'S INAPPROPRIATE

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Raw Eggs, Vulgar Tourette’s, and Business Ideas That’ll Get Us Sued 🍳🧠🍻

This one was never going to be appropriate.

Welcome to Episode 69 of The Poor Choices Show—a sacred number, a milestone, and a completely unhinged descent into everything we probably shouldn’t be allowed to say on the internet. Things get off the rails instantly:

🧬 "If you could eliminate one human race..." (We misunderstood the question. Kinda.)
 👖 Why do women’s pockets suck? Were they invented after seat belts?
 🧠 Why do autistic or Tourette’s folks say the wildest sh!t? (A genuine question. With inappropriate answers.)
 🧙 The new Harry Potter cast is here—and no one’s happy.
 📦 Amazon delivery people deserve tips… but also maybe a union.
 🍆 Things about 69 because, of course.

Then we sip a beer and drop into our usual nonsense:

🥚 Who almost drank raw eggs thinking it's his beer? *Hint, It’s Chris*
 🍆 We review product names so inappropriate they were yanked from stores.
 🍅 The return of the tomato debate. Spoiler: It’s still not a vegetable.
 🍻 This Week’s Pour Choices: Drinks were had. Judgments were made.
 🧠 Who would have said it? Honestly, they probably did. 

Also featuring:

💼 Inappropriate business pitches (like a vibrator that doubles as a flashlight)
 🎤 R.I.P. Phil Robertson (Not really… but we said it anyway)
 🧩 Would You Rather but worse
 🧠 Inappropriate riddles that make your soul uncomfortable
 🧇 Waffle House’s “Good Food Fast” motto sparks a civil war, as it’s none of the three
 🛁 Shower Thoughts: We go full feral
 💸 You gain $10 every time you annoy someone. What’s your new job title?
 🎶 Big announcement: The Pour Choices Show is dropping a full rap album.
 
 This episode is a love letter to bad ideas, worse jokes, and the number that made us all giggle in middle school. It’s inappropriate, immature, and exactly why your mom hates our show.

Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
2:32 – WELCOME TO 69
4:26 – WHICH RACE WOULD YOU ELIMINATE?
8:11 – WOMENS POCKETS
10:24 – AUTISM AND TOURETTES
12:17 – THE TRIO HAS BEEN CAST!
15:18 – AMAZON SLAVE LABOR
18:32 – 69 THINGS
22:43 – DRINKING RAW EGGS
24:28 – INAPPROPRIATE PRODUCTS
30:40 – TOMATO CALLBACK
32:15 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
34:30 – WHO WOULD HAVE SAID THESE QUOTES?
45:01 – INAPPROPRIATE BUSINESS IDEAS
55:25 – R.I.P. PHIL ROBERTSON
56:54 – WOULD YOU RATHER
57:25 – INAPPROPRIATE RIDDLES
1:04:36 – ARE THESE THINGS INAPPROPRIATE OR NOT?
1:10:41 – GOOD FOOD FAST
1:15:20 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
1:18:19 – SHOWER THOUGHTS
1:24:33 – ASK REDDIT – YOU GAIN $10 EVERY TIME YOU ANNOY SOMEONE, WHAT’S YOUR NEW JOB?
1:33:10 – POUR CHOICES SHOW LP
1:37:00 – OUTRO

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