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July 9, 2025 • 63 mins

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Turn the Air Down, Flush the Truth Away 💨💩🍺

This week on The Pour Choices Show, we kick things off by asking the big questions—like how the hell did P Diddy dodge the sex trafficking charge? Did money change hands? Did he flush the evidence? Which conveniently leads us to another mystery: Where does poop go after you flush it? No really. Is it just... stored somewhere? Forever?

From legal loopholes to sewage systems, we spiral fast:

🕶️ Night vision: How expensive is it to see in the dark, and can it help you see what’s not even there?

🍺 Pinter Brewing: David bought a homebrew kit off an email ad, and we’re either getting rich or hospitalized.

🌬️ “Turn the air up or down?” We tackle the question that has ruined relationships and HVAC units nationwide.

Then David forces the real issue:
🎯 Chris STILL won’t talk about his new girlfriend… so David turns up the heat with the Baby Daddy Speed Round—asking rapid-fire questions about fatherhood, despite Chris being a stepdad for like, two weeks.

We get into:
👶 “Would You Rather – New Dad Edition”: Would you rather step on a LEGO or listen to “Baby Shark” for hours a day?
🍼 “Guess What These Baby Terms Mean”: Chris learns what meconium is and regrets everything.
💍 “How Long Until You…” move in, share a toothbrush, or start calling her kid “champ”?
🧠 Guess the Category: Three random images. One common theme. Try not to embarrass yourself.

Plus:
🎂 Celebrity Birthdays
🍷 This Week’s Pour Choices
🕳️ Are dimples just face buttholes?
😈 AskReddit: Most diabolical coworker nicknames - “Slacksquatch,” “Janet the Caffeine Succubus,” and the man simply known as “Printer Jesus”

So grab your baby wipes, pour a homebrew, and turn the air to whatever the hell you want—this is the most dad-coded episode we’ve ever done. 

Now let’s make POUR CHOICES! And as always, don’t forget to LIKE, COMMENT, & SUBSCRIBE!

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Chapters
00:00 – INTRO
1:32 – DIDDY DO IT?
3:34 – CAN YOU SEE IN THE DARK?
4:56 – NIGHT VISION
6:42 – WHERE DOES POOP GO?
10:17 – PINTER BREWING
16:17 – DO YOU TURN THE AIR UP OR DOWN?
20:25 – KICK THE DUST UP
23:21 – DAVID PUTS HIS FOOT DOWN
24:33 – PRIME DAY
30:22 – BABY DADDY SPEED ROUND
33:20 – WOULD YOU RATHER? – NEW DAD EDITION
38:06 – GUESS THE CATEGORY
46:10 – GUESS WHAT THESE THINGS ARE – NEW DAD EDITION
50:25 – HOW LONG UNTIL YOU…
53:42 – HAPPY BIRTHDAY 
54:21 – WHAT ARE DIMPLES
55:27 – THIS WEEK’S POUR CHOICES
57:38 – ASK REDDIT – WHAT’S THE MOST DIABOLICAL NICKNAME FOR A COWORKER YOU’VE EVER HEARD? 
1:01:40 – OUTRO

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